Elizabeth "Warpath" Warren: I Claimed To Be Of Indian Descent When Seeking a Job a Harvard. Why No, I Have No Evidence of This Useful Claim. It's Just Part of My Family's "Lore."<br>Oh, and By the Way, I Don't Remember If I Ever Claimed to Be Indian.

Elizabeth "Warpath" Warren: I Claimed To Be Of Indian Descent When Seeking a Job a Harvard. Why No, I Have No Evidence of This Useful Claim. It's Just Part of My Family's "Lore."
Oh, and By the Way, I Don't Remember If I Ever Claimed to Be Indian.

She's now claiming she doesn't know if she told Harvard she was part Indian.

Somehow that just ended up in Harvard's bio of her -- but I suppose maybe they thought she just "looked Cherokee" or something.

Now she claims she doesn’t “recall” if she played the race card when she applied for her big-wampum $350,000-a-year job at Harvard Law. You see, it was so many moons — I mean years, ago. Sounds like a lot of bull — Sitting Bull.
She even said she knew nothing about Harvard Law bragging about her alleged Indian heritage until she read about it in the Herald. More Sitting Bull from the Veritas crowd.
Granny knows how this plays out from here. A group of Indians — real Indians — will demand that she release her employment application to Harvard Law, so we can see what box she really checked off under race, as if we don’t already have a pretty good idea.

Is this claim credible?

“I don’t even remember,” she added when asked about a 1996 Harvard Crimson article that quoted a then-law school spokesman touting her minority status. “You’re trying to raise something from 15 years ago.”
Her GOP Senate rival, U.S. Sen. Scott Brown, said today the story raises “some questions that need to be answered.” Brown’s campaign went further calling on Warren to apologize for allowing Harvard to claim she was part Native American.
“For years, Harvard has claimed special minority status for Professor Elizabeth Warren as a member of a Native American tribe and their first minority hire,” said Jim Barnett, campaign manager for Brown. “That Warren allowed Harvard to hold her up as an example of their commitment to diversity in the hiring of historically disadvantaged communities is an insult to all Americans who have suffered real discrimination and mistreatment, and Warren should apologize for participating in this hypocritical sham.”

Pictured: a wild-eyed savage delighting in the destruction of the civilization of the West; and a Cherokee warrior, ca. 1836

David Bernstein of Volokh looks into Warren's claim that she has no idea how Harvard got the idea she was an Indian.

The old AALS Directory of Faculty guides are online (through academic libraries) at Hein Online. The directories starting listing minority faculty in an appendix in 1986. There’s Elizabeth Warren, listed as a professor at Texas. I spot-checked three additional directories from when she was a professor at the University of Pennsylvania, including 1995-96, the year Harvard offered her a position. Elizabeth Warren, Elizabeth Warren, Elizabeth Warren.
So, we know one thing with almost 100% certainty: Elizabeth Warren identified herself as a minority law professor. We know something else with 90%+ certainty: (at least some) folks at Harvard were almost certainly aware that she identified as a minority law professor, though they may not have known which ethnic group she claimed to be belong to, and it may not have played any role in her hiring.
But it gets even more interesting: once Warren joined the Harvard faculty, she dropped off the list of minority law faculty. Now that’s passing strange. When the AALS directory form came around before Warren arrived at Harvard, she was proud enough of her Native American ancestry to ask that she be listed among the minority law professors. (Or, in the unlikely even that she just allowed law school administrators to fill out the forms for her without reviewing them, they were aware that she claimed such ancestry, and she didn’t object when she was listed.) Once she arrived at Harvard, however, she no longer chose to be listed as a minority law professor.

You Know When I Said Nothing Untoward Would Occur In Your Mouth?

...that was just part of my "Family's lore." See, if it it's "family lore," it doesn't have to be true.

Posted by: Ace at 05:19 PM

Comments

1 I like her.

Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:20 PM (75UzG)

2 She in heepum big trouble Kemosabe.

Posted by: Bob at April 30, 2012 05:20 PM (s/Ukz)

3 First in to call that squaw a scrunt.

Posted by: Chief Billygoat at April 30, 2012 05:21 PM (3zzh1)

4 She wasn't talking about Cherokee nation, she was claiming ancestry ofone of those Indians who own Dunkin Donuts.

Posted by: Veep Stand UP Chuck! at April 30, 2012 05:21 PM (jm/9g)

5 She looks like a woo-woo Indian to me and I should know

Posted by: Ward Churchill at April 30, 2012 05:21 PM (eCnLg)

6 I've met a lot of blue-eyed, blonde Indians from Oklahoma. Apparently, dark hair and eyes are NOT the dominant gene when Okies are involved.

Posted by: huerfano at April 30, 2012 05:22 PM (bAGA/)

7
Ace,

Can you left justify the blog please?

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2012 05:22 PM (9sUlj)

8 I'm not sure, but I may be Howard Hughes's long-lost daughter.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 30, 2012 05:22 PM (lt7iY)

9 Crap, the HQ is moving towards the center. I knew it'd happen after the primaries.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 05:23 PM (22rSN)

10 Or right justify the blog (for a change of pace)?

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2012 05:23 PM (9sUlj)

11 Hey bitch it's the Boston Red Soxs and the CLEVELAND Indians

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:23 PM (eCnLg)

12 Come to think of it, I'm Black. In fact if Obama had a fair-skinned, blue-eyed blonde daughter, she would look like me.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 30, 2012 05:23 PM (lt7iY)

13 So another Lieberal to be scalped? This "War on Women" might be paying off.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 30, 2012 05:23 PM (eHIJJ)

14 Don't they have DNA tests that can determine if she is lying?

Posted by: Jon Fezzik at April 30, 2012 05:23 PM (4eqdH)

15 Can you left justify the blog please?
Posted by: rd at April 30, 2012 05:22 PM (9sUlj)

Left justify? Them there are fighting words on this blog

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:24 PM (eCnLg)

16 TSR, Ace is moving right. Maybe we can draw the Republican party with us?

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2012 05:24 PM (9sUlj)

17 I was kidding. I don't like her. She plays the race card. Are there any white heterosexual, christian males at Harvard?

Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:24 PM (75UzG)

18 Does she own a casino?

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Thane of the Tea Party Shire at April 30, 2012 05:24 PM (O1FIH)

19 Ace is looking for another scalp.

Posted by: A. Weiner at April 30, 2012 05:25 PM (z9HTb)

20 Indians get to live in casinos and avoid state regulations, right? Okay, I'm Indian. Got any room at the res?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 30, 2012 05:25 PM (lt7iY)

21
At the time wouldn't "woman" have been considered a minority anyway? She could just fall back on that crap again. I know where my wife works it's still considered "underrepresented" or some such and they have to involve a woman (usually her) on every interview group.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 05:25 PM (22rSN)

22 She is so not Native American, any simpleton can see she's African-American.

Posted by: kallisto at April 30, 2012 05:25 PM (jm/9g)

23 Thanks

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2012 05:25 PM (9sUlj)

24 I look at these Democrats, and the only thing that runs through my head is that they all are really weird people. How do these people get elected?

Posted by: Harry at April 30, 2012 05:25 PM (Yek0y)

25 Are there any white heterosexual, christian males at Harvard?
Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:24 PM (75UzG)

Yeah the misguided ones who contribute to the endowment funds

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:25 PM (eCnLg)

26 Please tell me you lightened that picture of Warren.

'Cause that woman there is whiter than a bleached Scandi.

Posted by: wiserbud at April 30, 2012 05:25 PM (gCa4h)

27 She plenty dumb. Speaks with forked tongue.

Posted by: Whiskey Sam at April 30, 2012 05:25 PM (mgl7C)

28 Harvard is one of the largest donors to Obama. Microsoft is a big Obama donor too.

Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:26 PM (75UzG)

29
TSR, Ace is moving right. Maybe we can draw the Republican party with us?
My joke is less funny since the justification has been fixed.

Just for fun, next he should left justify the blog so we can all make bad puns.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 05:26 PM (22rSN)

30
When she mention she had some Indiana in her, I'll make it a point to stop by her Quickie Mart and by a couple of lottery tickets.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2012 05:26 PM (eXigD)

31 She's White Indian.

Posted by: Al Sharpton, Bystanding While Black at April 30, 2012 05:27 PM (eHIJJ)

32 I'm kinda in the middle on this.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 30, 2012 05:27 PM (Qxdfp)

33 Elizabeth is Native American as Jesse Jackson is Irish.

Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:27 PM (75UzG)

34 “I don’t even remember,” she added when asked about a 1996 Harvard Crimson article that quoted a then-law school spokesman touting her minority status. “You’re trying to raise something from 15 years ago.”

She doesn't remember 1997? Nice brain you got there, Ms. Harvard Law.

Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2012 05:27 PM (I1icO)

35 Is it me, or does the "wild eyed savage" look a lot smarter than Liz? BTW, me great grandmammy was Cherokee. In her pictures, she never smiled, and in fact looked meaner than a striped snake.....

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 05:27 PM (OlN4e)

36 "Halfbreed" by Cher has got to make every Worst Song Evah list...if it doesn't, I have finallylost my faith in humanity.

Posted by: kallisto at April 30, 2012 05:27 PM (jm/9g)

37 Elizabeth is Native American as Jesse Jackson is Irish.
Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:27 PM (75UzG)

And Kerry is jewish

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:28 PM (eCnLg)

38 Pictured: a wild-eyed savage delighting in the destruction of the civilization of the West; and a Cherokee warrior, ca. 1836

I laughed, oh yes.

Posted by: toby928© at April 30, 2012 05:28 PM (NG097)

39 Liberals stoop to the lowest levels. Using race (even if a speck in their bloodline)to get into college.

Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:28 PM (75UzG)

40 I seem to remember when Marco Rubio said something about his heritage and Democrats thought that was a big deal.

Posted by: DoDoGuRu at April 30, 2012 05:28 PM (Z7m0c)

41 You all really ought to lay off Elizabeth "Warpath" Warren.

Posted by: Ward Churchill at April 30, 2012 05:28 PM (jucos)

42 Also, being an Okie at Harvard should have been enough to make her a minority hire. The only thing more rare would have been a white buffalo. Which, come to think of it, I've never seen a good picture of her...does she have a hump?

Posted by: huerfano at April 30, 2012 05:28 PM (bAGA/)

43 Yeah, if she's Indian, I'm an Eskimo.

This should seal the deal with Scott Brown, although it IS Massachusetts. Ah, hell, who knows.

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 05:28 PM (6TB1Z)

44
"Can you left justify the blog please?
Posted by: rd at April 30, 2012 05:22 PM (9sUlj)"

No one could justify this blog.

Posted by: Rokcs at April 30, 2012 05:29 PM (Q1lie)

45
Did Ace take on some ballast to center everything?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2012 05:29 PM (eXigD)

46 What is the Harvard law mission? To destory the private sector?

Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:29 PM (75UzG)

47 I think when she said she had some Indian in her, she meant she got laid in the back of a VW Bus by the Chief's son one summer

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:29 PM (eCnLg)

48 Well, there was that time in the back room of the Qwiki-Mart, she had a little Indian in her then, don't tell Manjula...

Posted by: Apu at April 30, 2012 05:29 PM (136wp)

49 This is news? A hypocrital, lying, leftist scumbag is running for office? On class warfare schtick and her household income is three times that of her opponent's?Who claimed to beNative Americanto take advantage of Harvard's affirmative action bias in hiring? Andshe can't prove she's Native American?

Sounds like the makings of a very, very, very close election, given the fact that Massachusetts voters are all, as Richard Pryor would say, water head babys...."

Posted by: MoeRon at April 30, 2012 05:29 PM (yWDpP)

50 Ace isreally acenterist.

Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:29 PM (75UzG)

51 Warren family? Yes, those are the bastards that hunted me down...like a dog!

Posted by: King Phillip at April 30, 2012 05:29 PM (z9HTb)

52 From comments in the Boston Herald: "It's for the papooses!"

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 30, 2012 05:29 PM (MQc8e)

53 If only the MA Senate race came down to a game of who can land more one-handed half-court shots.

Brown would have her beaten by a mile.

Posted by: CAC at April 30, 2012 05:30 PM (V8AsJ)

54 Her Indian name is Makes Bullshit Smell Like Wampum.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 30, 2012 05:30 PM (jUZRg)

55 At the time wouldn't "woman" have been considered a minority anyway?
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Women actually outnumber men, so . . . math is sexist.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 30, 2012 05:30 PM (lt7iY)

56 $350,000???

For WHAT?

Is she some sort of singular genius? Tell me, please, that there's something that qualifies her for a job that a semi-literate person from the sketchier neighborhoods of Boston wouldn't be better at.

Please tell me that she's twice as smart as the mathematicians, physicists, chemists, engineers in Massachusetts.

Can't we get immigrants to do these jobs?

Posted by: AmishDude at April 30, 2012 05:31 PM (T0NGe)

57 She looks totally deranged in that picture. Like she just got out of a Scientology cleansing

Posted by: The Robot Devil at April 30, 2012 05:31 PM (136wp)

58 Massachusetts is solid union democrat.

Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:31 PM (75UzG)

59 Her Cherokee name is: Bag on head woman.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 05:31 PM (OlN4e)

60 She looks like a heap big scrunt

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 30, 2012 05:31 PM (1Jaio)

61 Is she really a woman?

Posted by: Rocks at April 30, 2012 05:31 PM (Q1lie)

62
@RD,

Heh, I just realized I'm a victim of my own damn joke combined with my transient dyslexia. Sorry I didn't actually get your joke. Bah!

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 05:31 PM (22rSN)

63 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Kemosabe.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 05:31 PM (8y9MW)

64 I guess that explains the new casino initiative for the Harvard Law lounge.

Posted by: Derrick Bell at April 30, 2012 05:32 PM (mgl7C)

65 I bet even the people in Massachusetts don't like to be lied to and shit on and....oh wait....ah never mind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:32 PM (eCnLg)

66 Female reporter to Biden: "You've previously claimed that some of your ancestors were native Americans. Is that true?"

Biden: "Yes, I do have a little Indian in me. Would you like a little Indian in you?"

Posted by: angler at April 30, 2012 05:32 PM (SwjAj)

67 61 Is she really a woman?
Posted by: Rocks at April 30, 2012 05:31 PM (Q1lie)

She's a MAN, baby

Posted by: Austin Powers at April 30, 2012 05:32 PM (136wp)

68 She a member of the dreaded 'Fakawee' tribe?

Posted by: yakima canutt at April 30, 2012 05:32 PM (7Ayv7)

69 try to learn some history about indians tribes morons

she is probally the kind of indian that come from canada

or like ireland alot of times they dont all look like the fat ones

with big noses some times no body can even tell about if there

a indian so they have to tell you probally she has some good

stories about her grandma live in a tea pea and eating a bald

eagel or fight a cow boy if any body deserves a specail job

for being a indian it shoud probally be her

#JusticeForChervon

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at April 30, 2012 05:32 PM (+lsX1)

70 Hey, I know at least three professors from Harvard named Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Jay Carney at April 30, 2012 05:33 PM (e0xKF)

71 >>>I laughed, oh yes.

The "thing you think is the other thing and the other thing" joke is always a good one.

Posted by: ace at April 30, 2012 05:33 PM (nj1bB)

72 She's a Shrioux.

Posted by: Derak at April 30, 2012 05:33 PM (HY8Ho)

73 WeFirst Nation People have a term for 'lore' - "bullshit" or Sitting Bullshit".

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at April 30, 2012 05:33 PM (c3mby)

74 Wow. Cher used to be hot.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 30, 2012 05:33 PM (Aaxiu)

75 She doesn't remember 1997?

In fairness, she drank a lot of firewater in those decades. It's all kind of a blur.

Posted by: toby928© at April 30, 2012 05:33 PM (NG097)

76 She's uglier than a Mohawk on mushrooms.

Posted by: Metacomet at April 30, 2012 05:34 PM (z9HTb)

77 Just don't let her anywhere near the firewater or rifles.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 05:34 PM (iYbLN)

78
I sat in a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
So that must count for something.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 30, 2012 05:34 PM (eXigD)

79 Shes the last of the dog women.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 05:34 PM (OlN4e)

80 Don't they have DNA tests that can determine if she is lying?

Posted by: Jon Fezzik at April 30, 2012 05:23 PM (4eqdH)

Why, yes they do. She would simply need to submit a sample of her DNA and they can determine what percentage, if any, American Indian she is.

NOT. GONNA. HAPPEN.

Posted by: ï¿½ Sponge at April 30, 2012 05:34 PM (UK9cE)

81 I kept agitating for our 17-year old brat to put Black, Pacific Islander, American Indian and everything else on her college applications.

She wouldn't do it, but my fantasy was demanding of some assistant admissions fool to prove that she wasn't 1/16 Black or Cherokee or whatever.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 05:34 PM (nEUpB)

82 You make it sound like anything a Democrat says has any meaning whatsoever.

Posted by: Truman North at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (I2LwF)

83 The real reason I was crying is because this paleface took my spot on the Harvard Law faculty.

Posted by: That Indian crying in those old commercials at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (P2Ufm)

84 Shes the last of the dog women.
Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 05:34 PM (OlN4e)
Do you happen to have her phone number?

Posted by: obama2008 at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (eCnLg)

85 The only way they win is by cheating.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (6uXZa)

86 A liitle family history. My wife is an official Indian. She's got an Indian card from the US government and v erything. OK, she's only about 1/64 but she has a great uncle or something who was the real deal. She always told me that he was a chief. So a few years ago we were visiting with one of her distantcousins who is the chief's daughter and my wife mentioned that he was a chief. His daughter said no, he was an Indian but people called him chief only because he was a professional wrestler whose nom de ring was Chief.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (jUZRg)

87 Commie Couches Comanche Calumny in Cloudy Chronicle

Posted by: American Association for the Advancement of Alliteration at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (AlYnQ)

88 So

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (eCnLg)

89
Posted by: That Indian crying in those old commercials at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (P2Ufm) <<<
That indian was Iron Eyes Cody.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 05:36 PM (OlN4e)

90 This is the one damn thing that I can be confident of when discussing racial issues with racially sensitive Caucasians. Always gotta have something about how some generations ago, there was some native in there. (the implication being, of course, that being unafraid to admit such a thing means they are not racist)

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 30, 2012 05:36 PM (E7NVC)

91 Posted by: ï¿½ Sponge at April 30, 2012 05:34 PM (UK9cE)

I'm not sure about that. "American Indian" isn't some narrow genotype. They were spread over an entire continent, interbred a lot, with both other Indians and the Whites and Blacks and Chinese etc.

I would be surprised if there was a marker that was reliable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 05:36 PM (nEUpB)

92 So , she worked at 7-11?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2012 05:36 PM (AWmfW)

93 His daughter said no, he was an Indian but people called him chief only because he was a professional wrestler whose nom de ring was Chief.
Posted by: WalrusRex at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (jUZRg)

LOL

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 30, 2012 05:37 PM (E7NVC)

94 89
Posted by: That Indian crying in those old commercials at April 30, 2012 05:35 PM (P2Ufm)
That indian was Iron Eyes Cody.
Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 05:36 PM (OlN4e)

And he was Sicilian

Posted by: The Robot Devil at April 30, 2012 05:37 PM (136wp)

95 I thought this was her campaign song?

tinyurl.com/23w63zx

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at April 30, 2012 05:37 PM (TTHjT)

96 47 I think when she said she had some Indian in her, she meant she got laid in the back of a VW Bus by the Chief's son one summer
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Please, me have standards

Posted by: Chield' at April 30, 2012 05:37 PM (SO2Q8)

97 I've seen the Haaaaaar-vaaard application for Warren. Under minority status she checked Native American. Under that she wrote "That Trail of Tears to Massachusetts was a bitch."

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 05:38 PM (iYbLN)

98 Iron Eyes Cody @ my nic.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 05:38 PM (OlN4e)

99 Just remember, if she takes it back then she's an Indian Giver

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 30, 2012 05:39 PM (SO2Q8)

100 That horse in the Cher video looks like he's dying of embarrassment.

"Oh crap, my Mom and Dad are gonna see this."

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 05:39 PM (6TB1Z)

101 96 47 I think when she said she had some Indian in her, she meant she got laid in the back of a VW Bus by the Chief's son one summer
---
Please, me have standards
Posted by: Chield' at April 30, 2012 05:37 PM (SO2Q

Just put in reverse, than the stick is out of the way. Worked for me...

Posted by: Apu at April 30, 2012 05:39 PM (136wp)

102 Oh, I have Native American blood too. It sneaked into my genotype somewhere between now and when my great-grandparents came here from Russia. Or maybe it's my mother's side. The ones who were born in Israel.

That's it! The lost tribe! I could have gone to Harvard!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 05:39 PM (nEUpB)

103 Blond hair, blue eyes, an SPF 50 complexion, and a metric butt ton of chutzpah.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 30, 2012 05:39 PM (0q2P7)

104 Crow braves, according to early white explorers and trappers, were known to have sex with bison cows.

Ms Warren, a halfbreed squaw, has only screwed the pooch.

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 30, 2012 05:39 PM (ybkwK)

105 She is obviously Hispanic, you can tell by how white she is.

Posted by: MFM at April 30, 2012 05:39 PM (HNn1q)

106
Someone claimed to be a minority, and Harvard (and Texas and U of Pa) reported that to the EEOC. I am sure there was no fraud or violation of any reporting requirements involved.

And I am sure that Ms. Warren's Harvard Application was completely truthful also.

After all, the personalintegrity of all officers of the court is important.

Posted by: rd at April 30, 2012 05:39 PM (9sUlj)

107 Elizabeth Warren statement: Me in Occupy Teepee Protest on May 1st.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 05:40 PM (iYbLN)

108 I remember as a child when we would Teepee the trees of the palefaces before halloween.

Posted by: E Warren at April 30, 2012 05:40 PM (SO2Q8)

109
So , she worked at 7-11?

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 30, 2012 05:36 PM

No, Joe, we're talkin' blanket, not dot.

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 30, 2012 05:40 PM (MQc8e)

110
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 05:36 PM (nEUpB)
I want to say somewhere in my genetics books (and no I'm not going to go get them out) it mentions that the Cherokee had a fairly common AT repeat which can be tested for. Scandanavians have a similar polymorphism (in a different location.)
But it's been a while.
If such a test does exist where do I sign up for my free government money. What's that Grandpa, you've traced our roots back to Germany? It wasn't that hard since we've lived on the same 50 acres for 6 generations? Well crap. (True story. Grandma and Grandpa went to freaken grade school together.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 05:40 PM (22rSN)

111 As Dick Cloward was fond of saying, there's a sucker born every minute.

Posted by: Harvard Admissions at April 30, 2012 05:40 PM (vbh31)

112 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2012 05:41 PM (7W3wI)

113 UNTOWARD!

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2012 05:41 PM (Uc9Jc)

114 We will have nothing to do with the hatchet job

Posted by: MSM at April 30, 2012 05:41 PM (SO2Q8)

115 How dare you question Elizabeth's Native American heritage? I once saw a picture of her standing next to a Cigar Store Indian!

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 05:41 PM (iYbLN)

116 THE BALLS ON THESE CHICKS!

Posted by: toby928© at April 30, 2012 05:41 PM (NG097)

117 Here's proof Liz Warren is a Native American: http://tinyurl.com/c3tc572

Posted by: Hepcat at April 30, 2012 05:41 PM (K3L8C)

118
Cher's voice reminds me of Mr. Ed if he went for a sex change.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 30, 2012 05:42 PM (eXigD)

119 Shift change!

Posted by: toby928© at April 30, 2012 05:42 PM (NG097)

120 I've met a lot of blue-eyed, blonde Indians from Oklahoma. Apparently, dark hair and eyes are NOT the dominant gene when Okies are involved.
Posted by: huerfano at April 30, 2012 05:22 PM (bAGA/)

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All one has to be is 1/32 indian to be declared indian under federal law. There's a lot of people in OK running around with 1/32 indian cards.

Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2012 05:42 PM (Ys8hd)

121 Hey, that Harvard scholarship was heap big wampum.

Posted by: Warpath Warren at April 30, 2012 05:42 PM (vbh31)

122 102

http://www.torah-voice.org/CherokeDNA.htm

I swear somewhere amongst my books is one called "Moses was a Cherokee".

Don't tell Warren, though, next she'll be claiming she's Jewish.

Posted by: BS Inc. at April 30, 2012 05:43 PM (P2Ufm)

123 What she is really getting at is that she is Jewish and wants the Jewish vote, because we all know the lost tribe of Israel all came here on the El Al canoe in ancient times.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:43 PM (eCnLg)

124 I'm Native American, but I'm not indian.

Because I was fucking born here.

Posted by: Truman North at April 30, 2012 05:43 PM (I2LwF)

125 Elizabeth Warren: Part Indian, Part Honkey, but All Cunt

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 30, 2012 05:43 PM (Aaxiu)

126 Now here's a fine example of Liz's Native American heratige @ my link.The brave who queered a buffalo to spawn her.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 05:43 PM (OlN4e)

127 FYI, my tribal name is Tatonka. And i braided my hair once. back when it was a slightly daker shade of brown. And i have been known to wear quite a bit of leather in my time.

Posted by: Elizabeth at April 30, 2012 05:43 PM (SO2Q8)

128 There's a lot of people in OK running around with 1/32 indian cards.
Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2012 05:42 PM (Ys8hd)

Shit you every play Indian Poker where you hold the card on your forehead?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:44 PM (eCnLg)

129 Elizabeth Warren Fun Fact:

Liz believes that you become a kindred Indian when you OD on peyote while taking a Harvard Anthropology course.

Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2012 05:44 PM (KWdVT)

130 Her spokeshole says that she is "working on digging up some sort of evidence to appease you.”
Can't wait to see it.

Posted by: LASue at April 30, 2012 05:44 PM (I1icO)

131 OMG, does anybody remember THIS GUY????

http://www.etherhouse.com/etherhouse/archives/2005/02/etherhouse_excl.html

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 30, 2012 05:44 PM (l+MMl)

132 >>>That's it! The lost tribe! I could have gone to Harvard!

Yeah, that's the same generation mine is in. I'm the only one of my generation to get the genotype* though. And I have never claimed status as a Native American.

*(Dark brown straight hair/eyes, nose that can be seen from space)

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 30, 2012 05:45 PM (0q2P7)

133 123 What she is really getting at is that she is Jewish and wants the Jewish vote, because we all know the lost tribe of Israel all came here on the El Al canoe in ancient times.

---

It's true.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 30, 2012 05:45 PM (SO2Q8)

134 Liz believes that you become a kindred Indian when you OD on peyote while taking a Harvard Anthropology course.
Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2012 05:44 PM (KWdVT)

Don't know about becoming an Indian, but a damn good chance you become pregnant

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:45 PM (eCnLg)

135 Iron Eyes Cody was a paisan'. He was only crying in that commercial because somebody moved his pasta fazhool.

Posted by: kallisto at April 30, 2012 05:45 PM (jm/9g)

136 When I lived in Lawrence, KS, I worked with a lot of folks who were students at Haskell Indian Nations University. Including one blonde haired blue-eyed fellow referred to as the "AlbinoCherokee" by his classmates, but his family was atleast on the rolls. I think this answers the question as to why Cherokee is always the favorite Native tribe to claim to be part of by white folks, cause you do not have to fit a certain look and there are plenty of Cherokee who did not sign the rolls. If Warren claimed to be say, Cheyenne, Comancheor Zuni, people would have been calling BS based on physical apperance. But Cherokee...can't call BS based on physical apperance alone.

Posted by: JamesT at April 30, 2012 05:45 PM (+q3dR)

137 http://tinyurl.com/85bvyc2 Stephen King wants to join legions of rich people who want to pay more tax. He gives 4 million per year away already

Posted by: Maria at April 30, 2012 05:45 PM (75UzG)

138 The takeaway from this is that I should have claimed to have American-Indian blood when I sent college applications and all of my resumes - because apparently no one bothers to demand proof.

Filing this away for later.

Posted by: blindside at April 30, 2012 05:45 PM (x7g7t)

139 Kind of reminds of Kerry letting everyone believe he was Irish.

Posted by: polynikes at April 30, 2012 05:46 PM (Uc9Jc)

140 I hear she's got a piece of the action in the Mayweather-Cotto fight.

Posted by: Moochelle's Doorman at April 30, 2012 05:46 PM (ShuAW)

141 I'm thinkin' Elizabeth Warren wouldn't look as good as Cher in that sexy Indian costume.
Her Indian name would have to be Running Pasty White Thighs.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 30, 2012 05:47 PM (ZQGG7)

142 Who would have thunk it! Apparently, the 1970's TV show, The Quest, is about two brothers, Morgan and Quintin Beaudine, trying to find their long lost sister, Lizzie!

Posted by: daniel at April 30, 2012 05:47 PM (9VSWS)

143 she is "working on digging up some sort of evidence to appease you.”

That's right. I'm constantly having to lower my standards in trying to explain myself to the rabble. Let them eat elk entails.

Posted by: Warpath Warren at April 30, 2012 05:47 PM (vbh31)

144 I took an anthropology course once. It was straight-on racism.

Posted by: Truman North at April 30, 2012 05:47 PM (I2LwF)

145 I hope she never scalped a ticket.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 30, 2012 05:47 PM (l+MMl)

146 One word: Foxwoods.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 05:47 PM (iYbLN)

147 Someone should do one of these for Lizzy:

http://bit.ly/JN8STe

Posted by: goy at April 30, 2012 05:47 PM (QsFws)

148 How!

How could she do this?

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 30, 2012 05:48 PM (l+MMl)

149 That picture is begging for a photoshop.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 05:48 PM (iYbLN)

150 Didn't the blonde-blue Aryans come out of India 10,000 years ago?
Yeah, that's what i was thinking. Another 50,000 years back and i'm black too.

Posted by: Elizaberth Warren at April 30, 2012 05:48 PM (SO2Q8)

151 Shit you every play Indian Poker where you hold the card on your forehead?
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:44 PM (eCnLg)

-------------------------------------------

Never heard of it. Don't think I'd play it around the Cheyenne people I grew up with.

Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2012 05:48 PM (Ys8hd)

152 Get your cherokee hair tampons here! Authentic native made cherokee hair tampons while supplies last!

Posted by: Liz "crazy eyes" Warren at April 30, 2012 05:48 PM (n2K+4)

153 Oh yeah....her. ....We knew her as 'Pants On Fire'. ...She used to hang around with us, but she is full blooded white woman.

Posted by: Kicking Bird at April 30, 2012 05:48 PM (cB+Hn)

154 I see a pale face with blond hair and blue eyes.

Posted by: harp1034 at April 30, 2012 05:48 PM (scjP/)

155 Yep. Iron eyes Cody was an Italian. Funny thing, every role he ever had in a film or TV show, he played an Indian.

Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 05:49 PM (OlN4e)

156 You know how to tell she is NOT a Native American?

Her people are the ones circling the wagons.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 30, 2012 05:49 PM (l+MMl)

157 This thread is nothing but ~~racism~~ sexism!

Posted by: Al Sharpton, 3 Victim Card Monty Dealer at April 30, 2012 05:49 PM (OWjjx)

158 Never heard of it. Don't think I'd play it around the Cheyenne people I grew up with.
Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2012 05:48 PM (Ys8hd)

It really is a card game. You get one card and hold it up on your head. You can see the other cards but not your and then you bet blind on what you might have

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:50 PM (eCnLg)

159 @155

OK so then on that basis I can also claim I'm Native American since my parents were born in Italy.

Posted by: kallisto at April 30, 2012 05:50 PM (jm/9g)

160 Elizabeth Warren Fun Fact:

Liz's authentic Indian name is "Woman with Two Pink Asses."

Posted by: Fritz at April 30, 2012 05:50 PM (KWdVT)

161 polynikes: "Kind of reminds [me] of Kerry letting everyone believe he was [strike]Irish[/strike] A Commoner."

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 30, 2012 05:50 PM (eHIJJ)

162 What happens if my entire line of ancestors oppressed each other? Which heritage do I claim for maximum effect with the American Racist Oppressors™?

French vs German?
French vs Dutch?
Dutch vs German
Jewish vs German?
Ojibwa vs French (who were just using my ancestors to fight the evil English colonists)

I'm so conflicted!

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at April 30, 2012 05:50 PM (oI744)

163 When she was in her prime Cher was one fine piece. I used to fap to her on a semi-regular basis in my teen years.

Posted by: FART at April 30, 2012 05:51 PM (Zk68F)

164 This will end her viability, even in MA. #winning

Posted by: @ParisParamus at April 30, 2012 05:51 PM (CtR+b)

165 If she and Ward Churchill got married and had babies, would they be German -- little Eichmanns?

Posted by: PJ at April 30, 2012 05:51 PM (DQHjw)

166 BRB. I have to go make the chief a curry sammich.

Posted by: Warpath Warren at April 30, 2012 05:51 PM (vbh31)

167 I often "go Comanche". I think that, at least, make me a Natural American.

Posted by: Dances With Junk in the Breeze at April 30, 2012 05:51 PM (yn6XZ)

168 polynikes: "Kind of reminds [me] of Kerry letting everyone believe he was [strike]Irish[/strike] A Commoner."
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 30, 2012 05:50 PM (eHIJJ)

And don't forget he single handedly won the War in Cambodia

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:51 PM (eCnLg)

169 I had to claim to be Indian because some Indonesian half-wit took my spot.

Posted by: Elizabeth at April 30, 2012 05:51 PM (FcR7P)

170 Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 05:40 PM (22rSN)

Classic studies use proteins and blood groups to create a statistical database. It isn't definitive in the individual, but it describes populations very well.

Then they can look at mtDNA (mitochondrial) for patterns. Sometimes they look at the Y chromosome too, but mtDNA is unbroken maternal information which makes stats much easier to analyze.

The problem is that there was migration through Asia 10-15,000 years ago, and maybe even some early migration from Europe, and up from South America. So the genotype of the "Indian" is a pretty complicated thing.

I can't find any data on the Cherokee (and I'm not going into the basement for my textbooks either), but if so, that's certainly interesting.

She is still a horrid, lying, conniving bitch though.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 05:52 PM (nEUpB)

171 Her application has been released, and it doesn't clearly say "Native American." However, under address, she did cryptically scrawl:

Where Indian fights are colorful sights
and nobody takes a lickin'
Where pale face and redskin
Both turn chicken.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 30, 2012 05:52 PM (l+MMl)

172 Her Cherokee name is: Bearded Tomahawk Wound .

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 30, 2012 05:52 PM (AWmfW)

173 Me heap sorry for big mistake.

Posted by: Dances With Lesbians at April 30, 2012 05:52 PM (QKKT0)

174 Her India name is: Four Bags

One bag on you, two bags on her in case first break, one bag at door if someone walk in room.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 30, 2012 05:52 PM (kqqGm)

175 Luckily for "Tomahawk Tales" Warren, fake Indians are a protected class, too, and eligible for the regular helping of affirmative action points.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2012 05:53 PM (X3lox)

176 What do you mean "we" roundeyes?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 30, 2012 05:53 PM (8kWKd)

177 Ever been naked in a sweat lodge with Elena Kagan?

Posted by: Dances With Lesbians at April 30, 2012 05:54 PM (QKKT0)

178 OMG that caption may be one of the two or three funniest things I've ever seen on this site. ..

Posted by: citizen at April 30, 2012 05:54 PM (rK2rK)

179 I claim I'm white. Wait, no I don't; the media does.

Posted by: Zimmerman at April 30, 2012 05:54 PM (N2yhW)

180 This thread has had some great jokes.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 05:54 PM (eCnLg)

181 Iron Eyes Cody @ my nic.
Posted by: maddogg at April 30, 2012 05:38 PM (OlN4e)
---------------------------------------------------------
Looks like Vic Damone

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 30, 2012 05:55 PM (jucos)

182

I've told anyone looking for a job these days to just change their name to "Garcia." Especially in California. Only way to get a job.

Posted by: be a minority or be LEFT out at April 30, 2012 05:55 PM (HOOye)

183 Hey, can I claim to be Jewish? I'm circumcised - and have more skin in the game than her...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at April 30, 2012 05:55 PM (136wp)

184 As my old anthro prof used to say with a sigh, "Everyone's a Cherokee."

He held that if your family was in the US for more than four generations, you would have family wondering if there wasn't a Cherokee in the background. It's sort of an American tradition.

Posted by: Dianna at April 30, 2012 05:55 PM (DV/Ik)

185 In a "just" world, she should lose her job at Harvard too.

In reality, Harvard itself will be so embarassed by this, they won't do crap.

Posted by: Looking closely at April 30, 2012 05:55 PM (+PDlV)

186 If only these institutions of higher learning had some process where they could actually check the truthfulness of what people claimed during their job application........then poor Harvard could have been saved this embarrassment. Some process where, oh, I don't know, your past job performance is reviewed, someone contacts your references, data is gathered on the applicant......instead of just having to rely on what the applicant tells you. If only this process existed.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 30, 2012 05:55 PM (OWjjx)

187 She Would Has White Chubby Thighs of Cellulite

Posted by: TexasJew at April 30, 2012 05:55 PM (8kWKd)

188 Her application has been released, and it doesn't clearly say "Native American."

Indians are Native Siberians, anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2012 05:55 PM (X3lox)

189 Some of America's best Indians got here through Ellis Island.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody, Italy's Best-Known Native American at April 30, 2012 05:56 PM (QKKT0)

190 Elizabeth Warren as a young child.
http://tinyurl.com/bwwttan

Posted by: Hepcat at April 30, 2012 05:56 PM (K3L8C)

191 179
I claim I'm white. Wait, no I don't; the media does

Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 05:56 PM (6TB1Z)

192
Christopher Child, a genealogist at the New England Historic and Genealogical Society, traced back Warren's family to her great-grandfather on her mother's side and couldn't find any proof of Native American heritage.

He added that finding Native American lineage is not always easy: "Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama claim to have Native American heritage, but we were never able to find evidence of that, and in both cases we traced their ancestry fairly thoroughly."

Boston Herald

A round of autosomal DNA tests against Native reference populations seems in order.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2012 05:56 PM (kdS6q)

193 She needs to start wearing a bow tie and release a spoken word album STAT!

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 30, 2012 05:56 PM (Aaxiu)

194 I did own a Jeep Comanche once. Does that count?

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at April 30, 2012 05:57 PM (QKKT0)

195 164 This will end her viability, even in MA. #winning
Posted by: @ParisParamus at April 30, 2012 05:51 PM (CtR+b)

Nope. Nobody who would consider voting for her in the first place will care.

Posted by: Truman North at April 30, 2012 05:58 PM (I2LwF)

196 194
I did own a Jeep Comanche once. Does that count?

Me heap like firewater. Does that count?

Posted by: Elizabeth "three wolves" Warren at April 30, 2012 05:58 PM (6TB1Z)

197 I'm circumcised - and have more skin in the game than her...

ISWYDT.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 05:58 PM (8y9MW)

198 Posted by: Zimmerman at April 30, 2012 05:54 PM (N2yhW)

We should run a genotype on you too, just to be sure. The Native American modifier gives a +3 to saving throws against race-baiting.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 30, 2012 05:58 PM (E7NVC)

199 Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama claim to have Native American heritage

The two biggest liars on the planet and you mouthbreathers are picking on me. Sheesh.

Posted by: Warpath Warren at April 30, 2012 05:58 PM (vbh31)

200 Maybe Liz is just confused because one day she ran over a Cherokee lady and the woman's spirit entered Lizzie as she lay dying:
http://tinyurl.com/cdohg7y

Posted by: kallisto at April 30, 2012 05:58 PM (jm/9g)

201 I call corn "maize" sometimes. It's an old family tradition.

Posted by: Elizabeth at April 30, 2012 05:58 PM (QKKT0)

202 She and Derek Bell are the best Harvard could do??

Posted by: PJ at April 30, 2012 05:58 PM (DQHjw)

203 Posted by: Kicking Bird at April 30, 2012 05:48 PM

I'm on to you, mother fucker.

Posted by: Buffalo Hump at April 30, 2012 05:59 PM (z9HTb)

204 She should have stuck with "yeah I said it, so what?" I wouldn't have blamed her for gaming it. Now she just looks like a liar.

Posted by: "Mexican Irish Botswanan Egyptian Asian Russian" dogfish at April 30, 2012 05:59 PM (N2yhW)

205 "Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama claim to have Native American heritage, but we were never able to find evidence of that, and in both cases we traced their ancestry fairly thoroughly."

Boston Herald

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2012 05:56 PM (kdS6q)

???

Romney should smoke the shit out of this claim if it ever pops up again.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 30, 2012 06:00 PM (E7NVC)

206 Cher was half Italian, by injection.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:00 PM (niZvt)

207 Latest email from the O campaign. It is a hoot.

Friend --

In a few days, I'll be hitting the trail for my last campaign.

Everything we've accomplished in the past three years -- and our chance to do so much more -- is on the line.

What we do today will be a measure of whether or not we're ready to fight for it.

By pitching in before midnight, you'll automatically be in the running to join me and George Clooney at his place on May 10th.

It's not often I can get away from work, so I look forward to spending a fun evening in L.A. with a couple supporters like you.

In the meantime, let's close out this deadline strong:

Thanks,

Barack

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 30, 2012 06:00 PM (piMMO)

208 Now she just looks like a liar.

Sometimes you really can judge a book by its cover.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 06:00 PM (8y9MW)

209 She has that "I smell like farm animal & china paints" look about her. My Aunt has that.

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at April 30, 2012 06:00 PM (3wYCm)

210 Face it cons - the America that wanted "change" just adores a bald-faced liar!

Posted by: Warpath Warren at April 30, 2012 06:01 PM (vbh31)

211 I supposedly have several different strains of indian in the bloodline but they pre-date 1800. It's hard to trace especially because the type of settler that married indians usually didn't, uh, write.

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 06:01 PM (4yXmp)

212 Jesus. My maternal grandmother looked injun and she was raised on a reservation, but I never had the nerve to suggest that the former was fact when filling out college/job applications. Warren is psycho.

Posted by: Deuce at April 30, 2012 06:01 PM (E55AK)

213 When I was a kid the neighbors threw a smallpox blanket over the back fence.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Three Wolf Moon" Warren at April 30, 2012 06:01 PM (QKKT0)

214 >>"Mexican Irish Botswanan Egyptian Asian Russian" dogfish
May I call you MIBEAR for short?

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 30, 2012 06:01 PM (XdlcF)

215 It's hard to trace especially because the type of settler that married indians usually didn't, uh, write.
Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 06:01 PM (4yXmp)

Write, No. But Hump, damn straight

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 30, 2012 06:02 PM (eCnLg)

216 202
She and Derek Bell are the best Harvard could do??

Posted by: PJ at April 30, 2012 05:58 PM (DQHjw)
Don't forget, Harvard hired Cornell West and Henry Louis Gates. And these are just the no-talent ass clowns we know about so far.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 30, 2012 06:02 PM (Aaxiu)

217 If Ward Churchill and Liz Warren had a child it would be 100% not Native American.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 30, 2012 06:02 PM (K3L8C)

218 Someone tell the Obama campaign I would be more inclined to donate if they promised that Clooney would not make any more movies for 2 years.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 30, 2012 06:03 PM (OWjjx)

219 Warren is psycho.

No, she's just protected by Female Democratium, which is nearly as impervious as Black Democratium.

"Mexican Irish Botswanan Egyptian Asian Russian" dogfish

May I call you MIBEAR for short?

Shouldn't that be 'MIBEARD'?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 06:03 PM (8y9MW)

220 Elizabeth H. Warren.

Most people think the H stands for her maiden name Herring. Actually, it stands for Hiawatha.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 30, 2012 06:03 PM (K3L8C)

221 Cher was half Italian, by injection.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:00 PM (niZvt)
--------------------------------------------------------
Well she certainly liked my hot beef injections.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at April 30, 2012 06:03 PM (jucos)

222 If I had a daughter she wouldn't look anything like Elizabeth Warren.

Posted by: Sacajawea at April 30, 2012 06:03 PM (c3mby)

223 >>But Hump, damn straight

Laura W claimed to be native American to become a cob logger??? I can't believe it.

Posted by: Mama AJ, who might not be paying close enough attention at April 30, 2012 06:04 PM (XdlcF)

224 She's whiter than George Zimmerman.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2012 06:04 PM (7W3wI)

225
her indian name is dances with ugly stick

Posted by: kj at April 30, 2012 06:04 PM (zdvxY)

226 Toonces telling his commie minions "it's not easy to get away from work" made me throw up in my mouth. A lot.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 30, 2012 06:05 PM (vbh31)

227 BREAKING NEWS:

Leftists are lying scum.

Posted by: Heh at April 30, 2012 06:05 PM (jWvMW)

228 I've checked, re-checked, then checked sommore, Not a Cherokee. Uber-weiss

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at April 30, 2012 06:05 PM (Dll6b)

229 226 When does he work,exactly?

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2012 06:05 PM (7W3wI)

230 Well she certainly liked my hot beef injections.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at April 30, 2012 06:03 PM (jucos)

honestly, you were one lucky SoB.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 30, 2012 06:06 PM (Aaxiu)

231 225 Good one.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2012 06:06 PM (7W3wI)

232 Academia Nut...that stuff that's dripping from the forelocks of Ms. Warren.

Posted by: The Undefeated Gaul at April 30, 2012 06:07 PM (K5eBo)

233 This is just a hatchet job!

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 30, 2012 06:07 PM (l+MMl)

234 Uber-weiss

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, 100% white meat / pork at April 30, 2012 06:05 PM (Dll6b)

funniest thing Ross from Friends ever said. Unfortunately it was in the premiere episode I think - went downhill from there.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 30, 2012 06:07 PM (Aaxiu)

235 Both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama claim to have Native American heritage

We're thinking, no, no thank you, and, most of all, HELL no!

Posted by: Native Americans at April 30, 2012 06:07 PM (FcR7P)

236 Okay, I did check in one textbook. There are several haplogroups that are linked to Native American populations, but there is huge overlap in Asian populations as well. So if she had one of these mtDNA patterns then you could infer that she had some Native American blood, but it is absolutely not even close to definitive.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 06:07 PM (nEUpB)

237

Warren's as much Native American as I am Mormon.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 30, 2012 06:08 PM (HOOye)

238 229 226 When does he work,exactly?
Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2012 06:05 PM (7W3wI)

President Lady's Tee, is always working on the course.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at April 30, 2012 06:08 PM (136wp)

239 Maybe I was the other kind of Indian.

Posted by: Elizabeth "Kavindra" Warren at April 30, 2012 06:08 PM (QKKT0)

240
Smoke signals spotted coming from Warren campaign headquarters. Film at 11.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 06:08 PM (iYbLN)

241 Pictured: a wild-eyed savage delighting in the destruction of the civilization of the West

Ace, that line is simply phenomenal. Sometimes, when I read your stuff or IowaHawk it's like watching Mark Twain, realtime.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 30, 2012 06:08 PM (phlKA)

242 Smoke signals spotted coming from Warren campaign headquarters. Film at 11.

Naaaa... that's just them burning some documents.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 30, 2012 06:09 PM (8y9MW)

243 Of course she lied.

Yes she did, according to a new book by the CIA’s former counterterrorism chief, Jose Rodriguez.

In his new book, “Hard Measures,” Rodriguez reveals that he led a CIA briefing of Pelosi, where the techniques being used in the interrogation of senior al-Qaeda facilitator Abu Zubaida were described in detail. Her claim that she was not told about waterboarding at that briefing, he writes, “is untrue.”

“We explained that as a result of the techniques, Abu Zubaydah was compliant and providing good intelligence. We made crystal clear that authorized techniques, including waterboarding, had by then been used on Zubaydah.” Rodriguez writes that he told Pelosi everything, adding, “We held back nothing.”

How did she respond when presented with this information? Rodriguez writes that neither Pelosi nor anyone else in the briefing objected to the techniques being used.

Posted by: steevy at April 30, 2012 06:09 PM (7W3wI)

244 So just what is her position on funding those Tomahawk missiles?

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 30, 2012 06:11 PM (l+MMl)

245 I'm an Aztec Princess.

Posted by: Bradley Manning at April 30, 2012 06:11 PM (QKKT0)

246 She's been hittin' that peace pipe pretty hard...just look at that dazed, goofy grin. Harvard must get some pretty good shit.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 30, 2012 06:11 PM (YbQJm)

247 Family lore says a drunken pack of Mohawks took a wrong turn near Yonkers, NY inthe late 1700's and wound up in the Prague redlight district, where they screwed your's truly's Great Great Great Great Grandma.

Now do I get that Harvard job, or WHAT?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:11 PM (niZvt)

248 Elizabeth Warren statement: I stand by my claim of Native American heritage.

I've watched "Last of the Mohicans" at least 10 times.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 06:12 PM (iYbLN)

249 Peyote....... It's a hell of a drug

Posted by: Chief Rick James Bitch at April 30, 2012 06:12 PM (jucos)

250 249

Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner.

Posted by: mpfs at April 30, 2012 06:13 PM (iYbLN)

251 241:

Yeah, that was a great line.

Posted by: Heh at April 30, 2012 06:14 PM (jWvMW)

252 Her indian name is the same as her white-man name: Bitch.

Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2012 06:14 PM (Ys8hd)

253 Her heritage stems from the less known Geroniwho.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 30, 2012 06:14 PM (AWmfW)

254 Her heritage stems from the less known Geroniwho.

****

heheeheeee

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 30, 2012 06:15 PM (piMMO)

255 245 Lulz!

Posted by: Frank G at April 30, 2012 06:16 PM (cJqu0)

256

“You’re trying to raise something from 15 years ago.”
Yeah, like a fucking dog riding on top of a CAR you tendentious twat!

Posted by: rev dr e buzz at April 30, 2012 06:16 PM (tcSZb)

257

hehe, sorry, just had to link this O/T from JWF:

http://tinyurl.com/crfb2fk

Man Found Weeping in Street After Being Worked Over by Nymphomaniac: ‘Oh God, it was hell. I can’t walk. Please help me’

ahahaha

Please. Help. Me.

Posted by: too much sex is a bad thing? at April 30, 2012 06:17 PM (HOOye)

258
@CBD,
Going full science on me are you! Well yeah, all of that. And like I said, I could be wrong about the AT repeat, but I remember reading something like that somewhere at some point. It was part of a suggestion to mandate genetic testing for the tribe (Since it's so damned dilluted)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 06:17 PM (22rSN)

259 The Daily Kommunist crowd is supporting SacagaWarren very strongly. I suspect they will respond to this scandal in predictable fashion: Call Republicans racist and claim this is more evidence of the GOP's "war on women."

But, fuck it. Let's keep it up. This bint needs to be stopped before she has real power.

Posted by: Heh at April 30, 2012 06:17 PM (jWvMW)

260 Of course, this is no more going to derail her than Lying Scumbag Senator Blumenthal was derailed by his psychotic claims of being a Vietnam War vet.

I think we should all head for the nearest Indian casino and drown our sorrows in some firewater.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:18 PM (niZvt)

261 Just wait, we'll find out that Elizabeth Warren is one of the Pigford families, too. She was born a poor, black sharecropper ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2012 06:18 PM (X3lox)

262 If Bartles, Hillary, and Elizabeth are Native American women, the race is doomed.

Posted by: t-bird at April 30, 2012 06:19 PM (FcR7P)

263 She drives a Pontiac Aztek. Science is settled and we have consensus.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at April 30, 2012 06:19 PM (AWmfW)

264 256

“You’re trying to raise something from 15 years ago.”
Yeah, like a fucking dog riding on top of a CAR you tendentious twat!
Posted by: rev dr e buzz at April 30, 2012 06:16 PM (tcSZb)

Twats have tendons? Who knew??

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:20 PM (niZvt)

265

Warren's as much Native American as I am Republican.

Posted by: Scott Brown

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 30, 2012 06:21 PM (kdS6q)

266

She was also with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. It was real hush hush. She was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was her.

Posted by: rev dr e buzz at April 30, 2012 06:21 PM (tcSZb)

267 Of course, this is no more going to derail her than Lying Scumbag
Senator Blumenthal was derailed by his psychotic claims of being a
Vietnam War vet.

And of being captain of the Harvard Swim team ... when he was never even on the team! As if no one would remember that. WTFFF?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2012 06:22 PM (X3lox)

268

6 I've met a lot of blue-eyed, blonde Indians from Oklahoma. Apparently, dark hair and eyes are NOT the dominant gene when Okies are involved.

Posted by: huerfano at April 30, 2012 05:22 PM (bAGA/)
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There actually are quite a few blonde, blue-eyed Cherokee descendants. ....We know one who is a quarter, and another who is seven/8ths. ...I am one-eighth, and am blonde/blue-eyed [both parents dark-haired, dark eyes]

Even so, Elizabeth Warren is probably lying about it. ....A lot of peoplestarted doing that when it became 'cool' to be part Indian.

The Cherokees were the ones who embraced the European settlers' ways the earliest. ....They lived in houses, had farms, and became Christians...long before we declared Independence from the British. ...And they interbred with settlers.

The blonde hair/light eyes genes seem to pop up in later generations, long after it is forgotten that there were blondes in the family.

Posted by: Kicking Bird at April 30, 2012 06:22 PM (cB+Hn)

269 Just wait, we'll find out that Elizabeth Warren is one of the Pigford families, too. She was born a poor, black sharecropper ...
***
I watched a TV special entitled "Who Framed Judas?" One of the talking heads was a black theology professor from somewhere. He was trying to make the point that Jesus was a 99%er. He said, "Jesus grew up poor in the South." Yeah. South Nazareth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 30, 2012 06:22 PM (jUZRg)

270
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 30, 2012 06:07 PM (nEUpB)
Sorry I ran out for somesoda and missed this.
Well right, there's huge overlap, but it'd be a better than nothing test (hence why I think it was trying to be instituted by various tribes.)
I was going off memory, so my rememberce that it was "Cheroke" was just wrong. Not bad though for going off memory

Posted by: tsrblke at April 30, 2012 06:22 PM (22rSN)

271 "6
I've met a lot of blue-eyed, blonde Indians from Oklahoma. Apparently,
dark hair and eyes are NOT the dominant gene when Okies are involved."

I have blonde hair and blue eyes and my family originally came from N.Texas and Oklahoma - well, I mean after the forced migration westward on the Trail of Tears.

Like I said the other day, the Cherokee Nation doesn't recognize my verifiable 1/8 blood as being "pure" enough to join so they sure as shit don't recognize her lying ass full of family lore. My grandmother was born on the reservation and I can't even get past the email stage.

I don't really care. I was just trying to get some of that sweet government land and maybe a casino.

Posted by: slug at April 30, 2012 06:24 PM (vVv3V)

272 Ooops, sock off.

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 06:24 PM (cB+Hn)

273 I am relieved. I was worried she was from my tribe.
Although she does look like a WASP from hell to me.

Posted by: Avi at April 30, 2012 06:24 PM (J3gb4)

274 I watched a TV special entitled "Who Framed Judas?"
One of the talking heads was a black theology professor from somewhere.
He was trying to make the point that Jesus was a 99%er. He said, "Jesus
grew up poor in the South." Yeah. South Nazareth.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 30, 2012 06:22 PM (jUZRg)

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2012 06:25 PM (X3lox)

275 Like Dianna says, "Everyone is Cherokee"...think about it, those guys must be some potent dudes. They knocked up my ancestors, Lizzy's...even the Czech guy's from Russia...awesome.

Posted by: TheLastOne at April 30, 2012 06:25 PM (MDQQ7)

276 Last I checked, in the US your heritage is self proclaimed. Carrot Top could claim to be afull blooded indian- and thats what he is according to law.
I could be wrong, and its been a few years since I read that little tidbit, but I'm pretty sure you walk into any federal office and claim to be an indian, you are hereby an indian according to the feds.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 30, 2012 06:25 PM (UpwlP)

277 What if her lore included her great grandmother being savagely raped by the Indian? Would she be proud of her heritage then?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 30, 2012 06:25 PM (r4fB1)

278 267 "Of course, this is no more going to derail her than Lying Scumbag
Senator Blumenthal was derailed by his psychotic claims of being a Vietnam War vet."

And of being captain of the Harvard Swim team ... when he was never even on the team! As if no one would remember that. WTFFF?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2012 06:22 PM (X3lox)

Well, in his defense, he DID jerk off in the campus swimming pool on a regular basis...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:26 PM (niZvt)

279 269 Just wait, we'll find out that Elizabeth Warren is one of the Pigford families, too. She was born a poor, black sharecropper ...
***
I watched a TV special entitled "Who Framed Judas?" One of the talking heads was a black theology professor from somewhere. He was trying to make the point that Jesus was a 99%er. He said, "Jesus grew up poor in the South." Yeah. South Nazareth.
Posted by: WalrusRex at April 30, 2012 06:22 PM (jUZRg)

And the "Sermon on the Mount" is read best as a slow jam...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at April 30, 2012 06:26 PM (OKNQi)

280 266

She was also with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions Commando Airborne Tactics Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion. It was real hush hush. She was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was her.

Posted by: rev dr e buzz at April 30, 2012 06:21 PM (tcSZb) .She also likes to put on her lil' Sacagawea moon-maiden outfit when she pulls a train in the parking lot of a Motorhead concert.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 30, 2012 06:26 PM (YbQJm)

281 "Half-Breed" hee hee hee

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 30, 2012 06:26 PM (ndlFj)

282 281 "Half-Breed" hee hee hee
Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 30, 2012 06:26 PM (ndlFj)

Gypsies, Tramps & Thieves is next for EWWWW

Posted by: The Robot Devil at April 30, 2012 06:28 PM (OKNQi)

283 For the last fucking time-- it's First Americans. There are no Native Americans.

Posted by: Chief Pooter Hound at April 30, 2012 06:28 PM (ufLRj)

284 She comes from a long line of shitheels

Posted by: Beto at April 30, 2012 06:28 PM (lpWVn)

285 Well, in his defense, he DID jerk off in the campus swimming pool on a regular basis...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:26 PM (niZvt)

No! That was Spitzer jerking off in the Harvard pool - in Lane 9. People often mistook him for Blumenthal, though.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2012 06:29 PM (X3lox)

286 hey, if a WASP raised biracial white Kenyan of slaveowner blood can get into hahvad on aa by claiming to be black. whats wrong with what Warren did?

Posted by: Avi at April 30, 2012 06:29 PM (J3gb4)

287 Look, I have family lore too but I was told that if you didn't have an "official" tribal club card you couldn't claim it. And all those are handed out. You can only inherit.

Posted by: Dagny at April 30, 2012 06:29 PM (4yXmp)

288 Funny thing about the Cherokees. Not to long ago they had a woman as a tribal chief. Her name? Mankiller.

Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2012 06:29 PM (Ys8hd)

289 Would she be proud of her heritage then?Posted by: phoenixgirl

The insanity of the Left knows no depths, so why not? 'He was just getting a little Noble Savage revenge on the evil colonizing White Man, or something like that.'

There was that basketcase grad student that went to Haiti, got raped, and wrote about it later on a blog, declaring it justified. Ugg. I still hate thinking about people that deranged.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 30, 2012 06:29 PM (ebPtk)

290 OT but it seems the your favorite ponytailed lizaroid is in on the banning of conservatives on twitter

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 30, 2012 06:30 PM (uVuwp)

291 Okay, bear with me on this. It is generally accepted now that filthy Scandis reached North America centuries before Columbus. If the Scandis, of which I am one, could make it to NA, then Indians could make it to Scandinavia.

Presto, I am full blood Indian. Worth plenty wampum.

Posted by: Elizabeth at April 30, 2012 06:31 PM (6TB1Z)

292 Warren... American Indian?

Inconceivable!

Posted by: Vizzini at April 30, 2012 06:31 PM (nwL1o)

293 I can prove that I'm native American. I am a member of the Slapaho tribe. We are known for our Nordic features.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren's Quim at April 30, 2012 06:31 PM (12mMi)

294 290 So Chuckles is a lying spam tagger?

Posted by: Beto at April 30, 2012 06:32 PM (lpWVn)

295 knocking off early and going home to drink some firewater...don't scalp any palefaces I wouldn't scalp.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 30, 2012 06:32 PM (YbQJm)

296 283 For the last fucking time-- it's First Americans. There are no Native Americans.
Posted by: Chief Pooter Hound at April 30, 2012 06:28 PM (ufLRj)

To be truly brutal about it: there was no "America" as a country before the whites came. It's meaningless to pretend America was America before Amerigo Vespucci even showed up. The various Indians that inhabited what would become the United States of America were no more "Americans" than the people that lived in ancient Anatolia can be said to be "Turks."

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:34 PM (niZvt)

297 knocking off early and going home to drink some firewater...don't scalp any palefaces I wouldn't scalp.
Posted by: model_1066 at April 30, 2012 06:32 PM (YbQJm)

-----------------------------------------------

We don't scalp. We collect beaver pelts.

Posted by: Cherokee Nation at April 30, 2012 06:35 PM (Ys8hd)

298 Warren once ate scalloped potatoes. Not knowing how to spell she thought they were 'scalped' potatoes. From an old Apache recipe. Or something like that.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 30, 2012 06:35 PM (lHn6+)

299 I scalped some tickets once and made a killing

Posted by: Beto at April 30, 2012 06:36 PM (lpWVn)

300 I think she may be a White Hispanic Indian.

Posted by: Walsingham at April 30, 2012 06:37 PM (dCigj)

301
288 Funny thing about the Cherokees. Not to long ago they had a woman as a tribal chief. Her name? Mankiller.

Yep. Wilma Mankiller, flaming liberal. ....The Cherokee Nation seems to have gotten a lot more conservative, since the days when Wilma was their leader.

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 06:37 PM (cB+Hn)

302 We used to all joke about saying you were "pacific islander" on our college apps. No one does it, everyone assumes you'd have to provide proof. But, it sure looks like a nice way to have your app taken off the gigantic pile and placed onto a smaller pile, it's got to help.

I wonder if the Brown camp will ask to take a peak at her college and grad school and apps for her doctoral degree to see if she has indeed indicated same as she did with her job?

Posted by: CeeCee at April 30, 2012 06:37 PM (oZfic)

303 288 Funny thing about the Cherokees. Not to long ago they had a woman as a tribal chief. Her name? Mankiller.
Posted by: Soona at April 30, 2012 06:29 PM (Ys8hd)

Was she a member of the famous Stacked Indian tribe?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:38 PM (niZvt)

304 300
I scalped some tickets once and made a killing

I once set the lawnmower too low and scalped the yard. Or as we Native Americans call it, land of many weeds.

Posted by: pep at April 30, 2012 06:38 PM (6TB1Z)

305
296....Posted by: rdbrewer at April 30, 2012 06:33 PM (Iyg03)

Do you get to have a tribal license plate?

Posted by: wheatie at April 30, 2012 06:39 PM (cB+Hn)

306 To be truly brutal about it: there was no "America" as a country before the whites came. It's meaningless to pretend America was America before Amerigo Vespucci even showed up. The various Indians that inhabited what would become the United States of America were no more "Americans" than the people that lived in ancient Anatolia can be said to be "Turks."
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:34 PM (niZvt
---------
And to be more brutal about it, by the time "America" came into being, the European countries that did own the place had been bring slaves over and beating back the savages for a couple of hundred years.
But back to the point, the people that were here were all separate warring tribes. One stole land from the other, then another came along and "stole" land from them, in a permanent cycle. They had no concept of ownership, or deeds either.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 30, 2012 06:39 PM (UpwlP)

307 Warren is a fucking liar. You know why? Because since she's a lawyer she could only be a member of the Sue tribe. Cherokee my ass.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 30, 2012 06:42 PM (lHn6+)

308 No one gets by any college hiring committee without going into full detail on every possible "protected pet" status point that they might bring to the table. This isn't for the person being hired, but for the hiring committee, itself, which is about the most racist, unbelievable collection of individuals and rules you will ever find. There is nothing so stupidly and blatantly racist as a university hiring committee.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 30, 2012 06:42 PM (X3lox)

309 I had reservations about reading this thread.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at April 30, 2012 06:43 PM (phlKA)

310 Oh Christ, there's Bambi spiking his Osama Football again.

Nevermind Elizabeth pretending to be an Indian. What about Obama pretendingto be an American?

And that's no birther question, either.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 06:43 PM (niZvt)

311 Thank goodness he didn't use his last name. We'd be the United States of Vespucci.
We'd be Vespuccians.
Yech.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 30, 2012 06:44 PM (lHn6+)

312 Her Indian name is "Princess Walking Eagle", an old bird that's too full of shit to fly.

Posted by: theCork at April 30, 2012 06:46 PM (hbAdE)

313 Nathan...Nathan...we hunt mannnny buffalo.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 30, 2012 06:46 PM (lHn6+)

314 Warren is full of tatanka shit.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 30, 2012 06:47 PM (lHn6+)

315
I've always wondered why there are no good covers of that song.
No I haven't.

Posted by: MostlyRight at April 30, 2012 06:50 PM (ZG8Ti)

316 Why the War On Women? Are you saying Indians can't be trusted? And, squirrel!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Carpet Tongue" Warren at April 30, 2012 06:51 PM (FcR7P)

317 Food, water,, transportation, and ice-age navigational aids. Europeans had it all...prior to the Asian invasion of America.

Modern science is so lib-tarded that it can not accept the abundant archeoligical evidence that Europe had corn, tobacco, well before it should have.

Also, I have gone arrowhead (theyre called 'points' btw) hunting. Clovis points are abundant everywhere in the northeast. Abundant. Clovis is not Indian. Clovis is the open mystery. Except it's not such a mystery once you get rid of an anti-european bias.

So yeah. It was ours first. Get the fuck off tonto.

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 30, 2012 07:02 PM (Vg4Vv)

318 My brother did the genealogy and established that we are descendants of Catherine Little Fawn and Pader Rupert (middle of 18th century). I've never played that card, although I did get drunk while camping about ten years ago and picked my (then young) daughter up in the middle of an adjacent golf fairway - under a full moon - and declare her to be Lindsay Little Bear. She will be attending an expensive private college in the fall. Should I demand a free ride?

Posted by: Radar at April 30, 2012 07:03 PM (2liLH)

319 I think she is a Whindian.

Posted by: dealkiller at April 30, 2012 07:05 PM (D12+c)

320 Clovis points are abundant everywhere in the northeast. Abundant.

Clovis? I didn't think they were found east of the Mississippi. They're not in the Southeast. We looked.

Posted by: toby928© at April 30, 2012 07:21 PM (NG097)

321 Someone should seriously check to she applied for federal grant money for college based on her "special" status. That would be fraud.

Posted by: thunderb at April 30, 2012 07:22 PM (Dnbau)

322 I meant 711 Indian on Casino Indian!! Thank you very much.

Posted by: Liz Warren at April 30, 2012 07:22 PM (ESUUY)

323 I am reminded of Christopher Guest's "Well-Intentioned Blues"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2yppzb-Lpo

Posted by: FART at April 30, 2012 07:24 PM (Zk68F)

324 Well, google list several fluted clovis points found east of Mississippi. Even a couple in the Southeast.

I sit corrected, with the note that I haven't been an archeologist since 1981. I need to read more.

Posted by: toby928© at April 30, 2012 07:31 PM (NG097)

325 she looks like the "pink people" I have heard spoken of

Posted by: Hiawatha at April 30, 2012 07:40 PM (8g9qq)

326 I watched a TV special entitled "Who Framed Judas?" One of the talking
heads was a black theology professor from somewhere. He was trying to
make the point that Jesus was a 99%er. He said, "Jesus grew up poor in
the South."

I am certain that the Romans crucified Jesus for claiming the INRI title; less sure about whether Judas Ischariot betrayed Jesus. For one thing no-one knew what Judas did afterward. Was he remorseful and suicidal, like Matthew said? or, like Papias and Luke said, did he just buy a field and... explode? (John Crossan did his best work on that topic.)

On the assumption that Jesus planned to be King and not to endure the curse (and physical discomfort) of being hanged on a tree, it's reasonable to suppose that somebody ratted him out.

Was it Judas, though? or did the disciples just blame the dead guy? It's not like they all covered himself with glory afterward. Look at Peter.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 30, 2012 07:54 PM (QTHTd)

327 Warren claimed in the past the same thing that she claims now: that to the best of her knowledge, she has an Indian ancestor. She has never denied the claim.

You can twist the facts all you want, and all you're doing is looking like you can't find a real issue to challenge her on.

Now how about Scott Brown being top10 in contributions from WallSt?

Posted by: Reality at April 30, 2012 07:58 PM (thT+m)

328 That video...it burns....

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at April 30, 2012 08:11 PM (Y5I9o)

329 Here's a video of Elizabeth Warren doing a ceremonial dance a few years back. She's the woman in the middle:

http://youtu.be/yo4glASbEh4

Posted by: Dave G at April 30, 2012 08:14 PM (n7xol)

330 You know I'm half German. And can prove it.

Posted by: Anastasia Romanov at April 30, 2012 09:03 PM (Uh+y6)

331 Actually, the bitch looks like she has quite a bit of Scandi in her, so the caption is true even at the most literal level.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 30, 2012 09:12 PM (wCdEq)

332 And yeah, what I just said is racist. Fuck you.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 30, 2012 09:12 PM (wCdEq)

333 Liberals are liars.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 30, 2012 09:18 PM (bMLFV)

334 Part of my mother's family lore is that my great great grandmother was a gypsy queen in the Ural mountains. It's colorful and entirely untrue, and I never listed it as part of my background.

Posted by: disa at April 30, 2012 09:19 PM (m1D4k)

335 Good Lord, she really IS fugly though, ain't she? Look at her... like Jimmy Carter on estrogen!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 30, 2012 09:23 PM (niZvt)

336 327
Warren claimed in the past the same thing that she claims now: that to
the best of her knowledge, she has an Indian ancestor. She has never
denied the claim.
You can twist the facts all you want, and all you're doing is looking like you can't find a real issue to challenge her on.
Posted by: Reality at April 30, 2012 07:58 PM (thT+m)

How about we discuss her being a redistributionist scrunt and the godmother of the Occupy movement? Are those real enough for you?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 30, 2012 10:05 PM (lce0m)

337 closeout

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 30, 2012 10:06 PM (lce0m)

338 Has she used "Cherokee Woman" as her campaign theme song yet?

Posted by: Buy Danish at April 30, 2012 10:10 PM (twzzy)

339 >>> Now how about Scott Brown being top10 in contributions from WallSt?

All that filthy Wall Street lucre didn't stop you from blowing Barky in the ballot box in '08, did it, clown ass?

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340 Squaw who not see good go hungry and sleep alone since wampum beads don't get strung good, fire not get well fed, duck not plucked, and feet smell of dog.

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342 Many years ago, I "profiled" a blonde hair, blue eye woman at the First Nations in the Arts Awards banquet. She turned out to be the great grand daughter of Will Rogers, the famous political satirist.
My sister and I found out that we had the same experience at the dentist. As he first looked into our mouths, he said he had only seen such high palettes on Indians. We had been profiled before the examination. Not all Indians look alike. Nor did Warren claim to be full blood, but who is to say that she doesn't have descent because of her appearance. Which one of your grand parents, great grand parents, or others would you feel didn't make up you? All my relatives are my relatives no matter how distant. Why is it acceptable that someone claims to be related to some noble or royal in history, but a different story for Indians?

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Elizabeth "Warpath" Warren: I Claimed To Be Of Indian Descent When Seeking a Job a Harvard. Why No, I Have No Evidence of This Useful Claim. It's Just Part of My Family's "Lore."Oh, and By the Way, I Don't Remember If I Ever Claimed to Be Indian.

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Elizabeth "Warpath" Warren: I Claimed To Be Of Indian Descent When Seeking a Job a Harvard. Why No, I Have No Evidence of This Useful Claim. It's Just Part of My Family's "Lore."
Oh, and By the Way, I Don't Remember If I Ever Claimed to Be Indian.