AOSHQ Wisconsin Recall Projection (4/27/12)

A nail-biter, but not as bad as Prosser Vs Klopp:

wisconsinprojection4272012.jpg

Tom Barrett will win the Democratic nomination, beating Falk in the primary two Tuesdays from now. He will enjoy a boost in support from Democrats bent on revenge, but will be facing strong Republican turnout as well. Over 2.5 million votes will be cast. Walker wins, narrowly, as Milwaukee turnout fails to reach 2010 levels (but stronger than in the 2011 supreme court race). Several counties lost by Prosser flip back, narrowly.

Republicans hold 3 state senate seats out of 4 also up for grabs. The fourth is too close to call, potentially putting the Senate in the hands of the Democrats despite Walker's survival.

Marquette University will be releasing a new poll regarding the election next Wednesday. Data gathered will effect the official forecast, which has seen a slight dip in Walker's overall share of the vote (updated daily on the sidebar). So far the only likely voter poll was commissioned by Daily Kos and found Walker with a larger win of 50-45. I do believe there will be a unification "bounce" for the Democrat post-primary but not enough (at this time) to defeat the incumbent governor.

For the latest projections and polls (including some hours before their official release), follow me on twitter.

Posted by: CAC at 09:42 PM



Comments

1 Waiter, I'll have the bitch du juer and some gray pupon.

Posted by: SCoaMF at April 27, 2012 09:43 PM (UpwlP)

2 go walker go walker!

honestly if walker does remain i will have faith . unions have spent an absolute fortune and manpower to oust him.
Go Walker!

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:45 PM (TomZ9)

3 SMOD 2012.

Posted by: nickless at April 27, 2012 09:45 PM (MMC8r)

4 This map seems ... small.

Posted by: toby928© at April 27, 2012 09:45 PM (NG097)

5 small maps small___?

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:46 PM (TomZ9)

6 small And deformed, we're screwed

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:47 PM (TomZ9)

7 Shrinkage! It's shrinkage I tell you!

Posted by: CAC's maps at April 27, 2012 09:47 PM (7FadD)

8 This map seems ... small.

Sad about CAC, really.

Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2012 09:47 PM (O6q63)

9 I WAS IN THE POOL!

Posted by: The Map at April 27, 2012 09:47 PM (NG097)

10 small And deformed, we're screwed
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:47 PM (TomZ9)

And it seems like it's upside-down. Why is Florida at the top?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 09:48 PM (Kc4zJ)

11 Shrinkage! It's shrinkage I tell you!

Sorry, didn't realize you had been in the pool. Go take a hot shower, for crying out loud.

Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2012 09:48 PM (O6q63)

12 Thank you, CAC! I usually have to skip your threads because reading the comments makes me nauseous with all the scrolling back and forth.

Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2012 09:48 PM (X6akg)

13 elizabethe
the world is upside down ! haven't we been saying so?!

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:49 PM (TomZ9)

14 speaking of CAC's maps.
am I the only one who, when I click on the electoral projection map in the sidebar, I go to a page where there is no map?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 09:49 PM (7FadD)

15 the world is upside down ! haven't we been saying so?!
Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:49 PM (TomZ9)

yes but its all seems so literal now, it's very disorienting.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 09:50 PM (Kc4zJ)

16 This is a test run for what shennanigans the donks are going to pull on the national level.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 27, 2012 09:50 PM (rX1N2)

17 am I the only one who, when I click on the electoral projection map in the sidebar, I go to a page where there is no map?

This blog has a side-car?

Posted by: fluffy at April 27, 2012 09:51 PM (O6q63)

18 wow, feast or famine here at the HQ tonight.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 09:51 PM (Kc4zJ)

19 This reminds me of the Little House in the Big Woods where Ma and Pa and Mary and I killed a pig and blew up his bladder for a ball. Then we poured maple syrup on the snow. It was awesome. So we left and walked west. Why? I don't know.

Posted by: Dagny, warrior queen at April 27, 2012 09:51 PM (4yXmp)

20 poor cac went up the hill with a pen or maybe a blackberry or something to fetch his map for a blog.
computer went down map fell all around and squished its ___?
and cac came tumbling around and glued the map back together.
or something like that.

Posted by: willow at April 27, 2012 09:52 PM (TomZ9)

21 There's someone under the stairway weeping. Says his name is Greg and he wants to go home. I'd investigate further, but he smells like damp ferrets and pee.

Posted by: ace of spades mole at April 27, 2012 09:53 PM (HzhBE)

22 Will the Marquette poll include Jake & Elwood crashing the border from Chicago with the same ballot box in the trunk that helped Franken?

Posted by: eddiebear at April 27, 2012 09:54 PM (QVgfm)

23 Jake or Elwood is dead. I forget which.

Posted by: Dagny, warrior queen at April 27, 2012 09:55 PM (4yXmp)

24 Suck it, Greg

Posted by: Suck it, Greg at April 27, 2012 09:55 PM (7FadD)

25 Don't get cocky. If Walker is at this or better election eve, great. If not...

Posted by: CAC at April 27, 2012 09:58 PM (nsvFN)

26
Off to bed in a minute but here's a FAQ about posting here.

Plz copy it into MS notepad and re-post whenever anybody asks/bitches about formatting:

Everybody needs to copy and follow this:

1) To avoid weird formatting (eg. breaks in the middle of a line and hidden HTML code) copy everything into MS notepad first, clean up any unwanted line breaks and then cut or copy it from notepad into the comment box.

2) For italics, bold, strike through and underline, do a search for BBCode and follow the instructions. Use brackets: [ ] instead of sideways carets: < >. Italics, bold, strike through and underline are the only codes accepted here. The commands for them are i, b, s and u, respectively.

3) The URL box (above the comments box) will accept just about any URL except TinyUrls. It probably will kick out other shortened URLs too, however, because I've never tried any other shortened URLs in the box I really don't know. Anything in the URL box that contains HTML coding will be rejected.

4) The name box will only accept names, do not try using HTML code in it.

Four simple rules that, if followed, will produce flawless posts that won't get rejected. The only screw up you can make is forgetting to close your tags.

Posted by: Gilbert and Sullivan at April 27, 2012 09:59 PM (7+pP9)

27 Did I mention that Intrade (No. I do not own stock) has a line for the Wisc. recall? LOL. You can buy shares for $6.85 and if Walker wins you get $10.00.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 10:02 PM (O3R/2)

28 Posted by: Gilbert and Sullivan at April 27, 2012 09:59 PM

You are the very model of a modern Major General!

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 10:04 PM (bAGA/)

29 On Friday Vice President Joe Biden offered Turkey’s Islamist government a leading role in the Middle East, despite its recent crackdown on dissidents, expansion of Islamic culture and education, and regional conflicts with Greece and Israel.

“We’re looking for Turkish leadership in the rest of that entire region,” Biden declared at a fundraiser attended by roughly 200 people from the Turkish and Azerbaijani communities, according to a White House pool report.

“It’s a model as to how you can have an Islamic population, an Islamic state and a democracy, something the rest of the region is groping to figure out how to do,” he told the audience, who paid up to $2,500 each to attend the fundraiser.



Oh yeah obama and this admin is a great friend of Israel?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:10 PM (eCnLg)

30 You are the very model of a modern Major General![/]

Touché!

Posted by: Gilbert and Sullivan at April 27, 2012 10:15 PM (7+pP9)

31 The only screw up you can make is forgetting to close your tags.

As I proved in post #30.

Posted by: Gilbert and Sullivan at April 27, 2012 10:18 PM (7+pP9)

32 I've never seen an ONT get disappeared before. It must have been tougher to flush raykon down than normal.

Posted by: toby928© at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (NG097)

33 He said "groping", heh heh!

Posted by: Beavis and Butthead at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (7+pP9)

34 Ok, who disappeared the ONT?!

Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (X6akg)

35 Other thread disappear?

Posted by: Iowa Bob at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (gIrkv)

36 Push this thread to 100 comments and it will come back.

Posted by: toby928© at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM (NG097)

37 push

Posted by: toby928© at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM (NG097)

38 where did we all go? Will we come back?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM (Kc4zJ)

39 Ok, who disappeared the ONT?!


We dint see nuttin.

Posted by: SEIU Local 23 - Madison, WI at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM (O6q63)

40 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:10 PM (eCnLg)

Obama reminds me of my wife's old friend from college, who once lectured me about the evil that Israel perpetrates on the world, and how the Palestinians are simply a downtrodden people with legitimate goals of self-determination and a fervent desire to be free.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM (nEUpB)

41 You guys have to see this. A Repub with balls and brains:

Nice Deb: http://tinyurl.com/78pr4zd

Video: Congressman Gowdy Grills Secretary Sebelius on HHS Mandate

He makes her look like an idiot. See sighs, smacks her lips, etc.

He also makes her look really incompetent

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM (oKsWl)

42 What happened to the ONT??

I almost convinced a moronette to email me nude pics, and WHAM!, the damned thread disappears!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:25 PM (niZvt)

43 what happened to the overnight thread? it just disappeared .....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 27, 2012 10:25 PM (Ho2rs)

44 Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM

I'd like to see him question Lisa Jackson next. Do you suppose that could be arranged?

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM (bAGA/)

45 Every now and then, a map becomes so margin-bustingly big, it goes nova and collapses into itself, its gravity so great that it begins to swallow whole threads above it.

Posted by: CAC at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM (nsvFN)

46 I've never experienced this before. So what's the protocol? Do we pretend it never happened and that we are just strolling by, commenting on this thread?

Okay: I've been getting a lot of mail from Scott Walker and I'm not in WI. I hope this means he is doing well fundraising to be going so far afield.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM (Kc4zJ)

47 34 Ok, who disappeared the ONT?!
Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (X6akg)

I did. It'll be back up soon.

Posted by: CDR M at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM (BuYeH)

48 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:25 PM (niZvt)

Here they are:

http://is.gd/QTbGkW

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM (nEUpB)

49 Mr kbdabear ... sockpuppeting on the ONT in ..

The Twilight Zone

Posted by: Rod Serling at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM (Y+DPZ)

50 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable dog-eating tyrant.

Posted by: rickl at April 27, 2012 10:27 PM (sdi6R)

51 43 what happened to the overnight thread? it just disappeared .....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 27, 2012 10:25 PM (Ho2rs)




I blame CAC.

Now, about those nude pics, phoenixgal... Sure I'll still respect you!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:27 PM (niZvt)

52 I did. It'll be back up soon.

Posted by: CDR M at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM (BuYeH)


I'm old...it's almost 10:30 and I've been up since 5 am. Define soon.

Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2012 10:27 PM (X6akg)

53 Obama reminds me of my wife's old friend from college, who once lectured me about the evil that Israel perpetrates on the world, and how the Palestinians are simply a downtrodden people with legitimate goals of self-determination and a fervent desire to be free.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM (nEUpB)

I dropped my daughter off in Hoboken to where her young LT is. He came down to the car and to greet us and stood straight and called me SR. I was impressed. Kinda funny, but he got points for that.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:27 PM (eCnLg)

54 I did. It'll be back up soon.
Posted by: CDR M at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM (BuYeH)

Will all our comments be with it? Or does everyone have to remember all the funny things they said and repost them?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:28 PM (Kc4zJ)

55 @48: Bastard.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:28 PM (niZvt)

56 I did. It'll be back up soon.

Without raykons posts, one would hope.

Posted by: toby928© at April 27, 2012 10:28 PM (NG097)

57 47
34 Ok, who disappeared the ONT?!

Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (X6akg)



I did. It'll be back up soon.

Posted by: CDR M at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM

Mr CDR , you have 5 minutes, 29.7 seconds until the the next interphase. We may not get the ONT back even then ..

Posted by: Spock at April 27, 2012 10:29 PM (Y+DPZ)

58 I guess CDR M is a fan of the "Hidden Pictures" rather than "Goofus and Gallant".

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 27, 2012 10:29 PM (FoNan)

59 It'll be back up soon.

What's the blog post equivalent of Viagra?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 10:29 PM (KOmLn)

60 summon the TB3K.

Posted by: toby928© at April 27, 2012 10:29 PM (NG097)

61 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:27 PM (eCnLg)

Not funny....correct.

He respected you, and also respected your daughter by respecting you.

You might not have to beat him to death.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:29 PM (nEUpB)

62 47
34 Ok, who disappeared the ONT?!

Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (X6akg)



I did. It'll be back up soon.

Posted by: CDR M at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM

You killed the ONT, you BASTARD !!

Posted by: Stan Marsh at April 27, 2012 10:29 PM (Y+DPZ)

63 The U.S. military has deployed several F-22s, the nation's most advanced fighter jets, to an allied base less than 200 miles from Iran.


Love that headline: US Deploys it's most ADVANCED Jet.

Most advanced? But yet we shit canned it and are trying to substitute the "next" most advanced Jet, except she no work so good.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:30 PM (eCnLg)

64 I was just about to post about bacon chocolate bars, too.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:30 PM (Kc4zJ)

65 And let me tell you, I know for a fact that Greg sucks it...

Posted by: raykon at April 27, 2012 10:31 PM (7FadD)

66 Not funny....correct.

He respected you, and also respected your daughter by respecting you.

You might not have to beat him to death.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:29 PM (nEUpB)

I know I know, but I've known him and his parents since before he was born.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:31 PM (eCnLg)

67 Please bring up the ONT, otherwise I'll be forced to go back to the Jets blog to read the wailing of the eyeores about the Jets draft choices

Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2012 10:31 PM (Y+DPZ)

68 64 The U.S. military has deployed several F-22s, the nation's most advanced fighter jets, to an allied base less than 200 miles from Iran.

So Obama wasn't satisfied giving the Iranians our stealth drone, then?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:32 PM (niZvt)

69 so what is up with the far NW part of WI? why is it so dark blue?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:32 PM (7FadD)

70 65
I was just about to post about bacon chocolate bars, too.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:30 PM (Kc4zJ)

At dinner tonight, MrsCaniac ordered "grilled meatloaf wrapped with bacon". I've been kissing her every five minutes for the last 3 hours.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 27, 2012 10:33 PM (FoNan)

71 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:28 PM (niZvt)

Oops!

here is the correct link:

http://is.gd/ycepYP (NSFW)

CoolCzech, trust me on this one.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:33 PM (nEUpB)

72 actually I've never been to WI, would love to visit sometime
perhaps when I'm not on a diet, so that I can sample some of that legendary fine Wisconsin cheese.... mmmm, cheese......

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:33 PM (7FadD)

73 Well, I'm too tired to wait. Night all!

Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2012 10:33 PM (X6akg)

74 B r I n G BAcK tHE ONT iF yOu wAnT tO SEe kItTeH aGAiN

Posted by: Anonymous Moron at April 27, 2012 10:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

75 @CDR M

Posted by: Blick at April 27, 2012 10:32 PM (BtfJO)


He has socked ace in the past. Please...do us a solid and flush this little turd.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:33 PM (nEUpB)

76 What happened to da ONT?

Posted by: Mister Christopher at April 27, 2012 10:34 PM (DQhAB)

77 CoolCzech, trust me on this one.

I'd rather gouge my eyes out than click off on that link.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:34 PM (niZvt)

78 where did we all go? Will we come back?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM (Kc4zJ)


There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Rod Serling at April 27, 2012 10:34 PM (7+pP9)

79 God, Chris Berman is such a d-bag.

Posted by: MrCaniac on Strike from the ONT at April 27, 2012 10:34 PM (FoNan)

80 Did the aborted ONT have a link to the Tiger Shrimp for sale at Amazon?

Posted by: Bob mostly-undead Saget at April 27, 2012 10:35 PM (dBvlk)

81 70 so what is up with the far NW part of WI? why is it so dark blue?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:32 PM (7FadD)


****************

Proximity to Canada, French Canadian types or Indian tribes--would be my guess.

Posted by: tasker at April 27, 2012 10:36 PM (r2PLg)

82 This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Rod Serling at April 27, 2012 10:34 PM

It's not FAIR! There was TIME now !!!

Posted by: Burgess Meredith at April 27, 2012 10:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

83 73.

Isn't she just the cutest little girl!
Thanks, CBD! She's young enough to be my granddaughter!

Posted by: ChrisP at April 27, 2012 10:36 PM (a15pA)

84 NO ONT, NO PEACE!!!!!!

Posted by: MrCaniac on Strike from the ONT at April 27, 2012 10:36 PM (FoNan)

85 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:34 PM (niZvt)

In all seriousness...click on the link. It is delightful.

I am not joking. I will wager my platinum membership in AOSHQ that you will be happy.

http://is.gd/ycepYP

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:36 PM (nEUpB)

86
Off topic, but is there any point to this kind of shit?
http://tinyurl.com/7r6exfy

Posted by: Reggie1971 at April 27, 2012 10:36 PM (nwlh1)

87 At dinner tonight, MrsCaniac ordered "grilled meatloaf wrapped with bacon". I've been kissing her every five minutes for the last 3 hours.
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 27, 2012 10:33 PM (FoNan)

yummy.

I have a recipe for lamb burgers wrapped in prosciutto I've been thinking of trying. do you think it would have the same effect? Or do I need to use the real bacon?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:37 PM (Kc4zJ)

88 There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone. Paris Hilton's cooch.
Posted by: Rod Serling at April 27, 2012 10:34 PM (7+pP9)


FTFY, Rod!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:37 PM (niZvt)

89 ONT was up. No comments. I posted one and nothing showed up. Tried again, ditto. Back to home page, no ONT.
And no, I haven't been drinking.

Oh, Evenin' all.

Posted by: teej at April 27, 2012 10:37 PM (Y5LDn)

90 83
Did the aborted ONT have a link to the Tiger Shrimp for sale at Amazon?


Posted by: Bob mostly-undead Saget at April 27, 2012 10:35 PM

ONT Abortion is Murder!!!

Posted by: Rick Santorum at April 27, 2012 10:37 PM (Y+DPZ)

91 Posted by: ChrisP at April 27, 2012 10:36 PM (a15pA)

What is she...20...maybe?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:37 PM (nEUpB)

92 No way, there was an ONT and it was aborted? What does that mean, roughly, in tax dollars to me personally?

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 10:38 PM (lJ2es)

93 This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Rod Serling at April 27, 2012 10:34 PM (7+pP9)

As long as it's not that one where the little girl gets stuck in the TV. That one still freaks me out.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:38 PM (Kc4zJ)

94 The ONT ... IT'S A COOKBOOK !!!

Posted by: The Kanamits at April 27, 2012 10:38 PM (Y+DPZ)

95 Yankees have 1st and 3rd one out bottom of the 9th

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (eCnLg)

96 Mr. Dildo, very nice. Very nice, indeed.

Almost didn't click.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (I/cLr)

97 It was there, BUT NOT ANYMORE!

Posted by: Commodore Matt Decker at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (sJTmU)

98 Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:37 PM (Kc4zJ)

Bacon is smoked and will add that smoky flavor to the lamb. Prosciutto is cured, and will be more delicate. I would try one of each and decide for yourself, but my bet is that the prosciutto will be the winner.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (nEUpB)

99 CBD,
Maybe, but that might be a stretch. She is cute-as-a bug though!

Posted by: ChrisP at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (a15pA)

100 @88: Holy Shit, Charlie! That's 100 percent corn fed!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (niZvt)

101 Friends, Romans, Farm Animals! We are now going up to the cave and check your favorite recluse. We're gonna bring him out in the sunshine and get a good look at him. And then we're gonna decide whether he's worthwile keeping alive.

Posted by: Major French at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (NG097)

102 http://is.gd/ycepYP

OMG

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (KOmLn)

103 I'm Talking Raykon, and I'm going to BORE you !!!

Posted by: Talking Tina at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

104 70 so what is up with the far NW part of WI? why is it so dark blue?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:32 PM (7FadD)


****************
It is very close to a very blue part of MN...... The Iron Range. Tends to be very rural up there.

Posted by: Egyptian Mortician at April 27, 2012 10:40 PM (jucos)

105 Ooops, forgot to copy the NSFW part in 106.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 10:40 PM (KOmLn)

106 Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (I/cLr)

If you are Jewish (or speak Yiddish) you will know what "zaftig" means.

Kate Upton is zaftig.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:40 PM (nEUpB)

107 Hey, what about me?! I'm no Rodney Dangerfield.

Posted by: Night Gallery at April 27, 2012 10:40 PM (mjR67)

108 but my bet is that the prosciutto will be the winner.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (nEUpB)

This sounds right to me. But then, it is a recipe from Giada De Laurentis and she has not failed me yet.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:41 PM (Kc4zJ)

109 If Republicans pulled this shit, these bullshit recalls because they didn't get their way, I'd vote for the other party out of spite.

Probably independents will just throw up their hands, but they should vote for Republicans just to stop the constant politics.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 27, 2012 10:41 PM (J5tI6)

110 Yankees win on a walk off wild pitch.. I'll take it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:41 PM (eCnLg)

111 It takes an extra special kind of bravery to anonymously post obnoxious comments in an internet discussion thread. Extra special.


Posted by: davidt at April 27, 2012 10:41 PM (ULGz+)

112 Stupid sock.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2012 10:41 PM (jucos)

113 If you are Jewish (or speak Yiddish) you will know what "zaftig" means.

It means fat.

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 10:42 PM (lJ2es)

114 Your friends aren't coming ...

We've intercepted the ONT Invasion Fleet, and you're right, this planet is a great place. Us guys on Venus like it just fine!

Posted by: Venusian Diner Cook at April 27, 2012 10:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

115 Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 10:39 PM (KOmLn)

Yes. God was well-rested and focused when he made her.

But CoolCzech won't click!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:42 PM (nEUpB)

116 I would eat a yard of Kate Upton's shit just to see where it came from!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:42 PM (niZvt)

117 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:41 PM (eCnLg)

I almost turned it off when it was 6-4.

Revenge of the Jews!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:43 PM (nEUpB)

118 That ONT wasn't full of people with pig faces, was it?

Posted by: Donna Douglas at April 27, 2012 10:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

119 I would eat a yard of Kate Upton's shit just to see where it came from!
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:42 PM (niZvt)

Not sure that's how I'd phrase that, but I hear ya

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:43 PM (eCnLg)

120 Hell, CDR M may as well just leave the ONT down the rest of the night.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:43 PM (niZvt)

121 Beat Arkham Asylum tonight. Yay me.

Posted by: nickless at April 27, 2012 10:44 PM (MMC8r)

122
I almost turned it off when it was 6-4.

Revenge of the Jews!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:43 PM (nEUpB)
Yeah I doubt the Tigers will play that guy this weekend

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:44 PM (eCnLg)

123 What does that mean, roughly, in tax dollars to me personally?

If you want a Saturday ONT, just a few billion.

Posted by: USPS at April 27, 2012 10:44 PM (7FadD)

124 Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 10:42 PM (lJ2es)

Not quite.

Well padded, not thin, well fed.

It isn't an insult by any means.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:44 PM (nEUpB)

125 You guys saw that gremlin on the ONT, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU ????

Posted by: William Shatner at April 27, 2012 10:44 PM (Y+DPZ)

126 I have a recipe for lamb burgers wrapped in
prosciutto I've been thinking of trying. do you think it would have the
same effect? Or do I need to use the real bacon?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:37 PM (Kc4zJ)

If the recipe calls for the prosciutto, that is what I would use. Of course wrapping my number one favorite food around another, automatically moves the other food up in my rankings.

Posted by: MrCaniac on Strike from the ONT at April 27, 2012 10:45 PM (FoNan)

127 Heh, OT: But blonde blue eyed Elizabeth Warren was touted by Harvard as a Native American Indian diversity hire on several occasians. The link is over at insty. Treacher I think? has named her Dances with Occupiers.

I think she her ancestors were part of the Ludifisk Tribe.

Posted by: robtr at April 27, 2012 10:45 PM (MtwBb)

128 Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:44 PM (eCnLg)

I was hoping they played him just to hear the boos.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:45 PM (nEUpB)

129 I have a feeling i'm going to become very familiar with that Kate Upton pic over the next few days.

Posted by: booger at April 27, 2012 10:45 PM (HI6wa)

130 Hey Peaches you'll want to check comment 354 in the previous thread.

Posted by: buzzion at April 27, 2012 10:45 PM (GULKT)

131 129 I always thought it meant fat in the right places.

Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 10:45 PM (mjR67)

132 No, David, you have it all wrong.

It can't get any love or affection in the real world, or on the Internet. So, it settles for annoying people and getting negative attention here. At least until its mommy's current "temporary daddy" leaves.

So, we can ignore it, or give it the negative attention it seeks. Someone get a stick to poke it with.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 10:46 PM (I/cLr)

133 Jake or Elwood is dead. I forget which.

John Belushi was Joliet Jake.

Posted by: DaveA at April 27, 2012 10:46 PM (NQ/V9)

134 "saftig" in German means juicy.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 10:46 PM (KOmLn)

135 132 Heh, OT: But blonde blue eyed Elizabeth Warren was touted by Harvard as a Native American Indian diversity hire on several occasians. The link is over at insty. Treacher I think? has named her Dances with Occupiers.

I think she her ancestors were part of the Ludifisk Tribe.
Posted by: robtr at April 27, 2012 10:45 PM (MtwBb)


Nah. She's 100 percent Redkunt Indian.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:46 PM (niZvt)

136 Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 10:45 PM (mjR67)

Yes! Excellent definition.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:46 PM (nEUpB)

137 47
34 Ok, who disappeared the ONT?!

Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (X6akg)



I did. It'll be back up soon.

Posted by: CDR M at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM

It's GOOOOOD that you did that, CDR ...

Posted by: Cloris Leachman at April 27, 2012 10:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

138 It is very close to a very blue part of MN...... The Iron Range. Tends to be very rural up there.

so, do they have like communes or something up there? Usually rural areas tend to be very conservative, not very liberal

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:47 PM (7FadD)

139 If you are Jewish (or speak Yiddish) you will know what "zaftig" means.

A shayna punim.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2012 10:47 PM (jucos)

140
This sounds right to me. But then, it is a recipe from Giada De Laurentis and she has not failed me yet.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:41 PM (Kc4zJ)

Even if you didn't wrap her in prosciutto, I sure as hell would eat her.

Posted by: MrCaniac on Strike from the ONT at April 27, 2012 10:47 PM (FoNan)

141 135
Hey Peaches you'll want to check comment 354 in the previous thread.

Posted by: buzzion at April 27, 2012 10:45 PM (GULKT)
Meh, I'm all chowing down on the mongolian beef noodles, I can only do so much at one time and this is it. But, feel free to enlighten me . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 10:47 PM (lJ2es)

142 It means fat.


Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 10:42 PM (lJ2es)


It's used like that a lot but it really means "svelte".

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 27, 2012 10:47 PM (X3lox)

143 I sent money months ago. Never got any thank you or anything. Whoever is running Walker's campaign is slack. I've gotten 10 letters asking for money, but no thank you letter for my donation, even by email.

That dog doesn't hunt. Hope some one is reading this, my zip is 28230, and I am betting I am the only donator in that zip.

Send me a thank you, get more money.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 27, 2012 10:48 PM (hXJOG)

144 I'd love a video of Hannah Minx teaching us to say "Kate Upton" in Japanese...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:48 PM (niZvt)

145 No matter how fast we post .. everywhere we go ... there's always this creepy troll .... oh no... there he is again!

Maybe if I run him over he'll go away ...

Posted by: Inger Stevens at April 27, 2012 10:48 PM (Y+DPZ)

146 Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 10:46 PM (KOmLn)

Interesting.

Are you a native speaker, or at least fluent? How does one say plump, or well-padded?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:48 PM (nEUpB)

147 Meh, I'm all chowing down on the mongolian beef noodles, I can only do so much at one time and this is it. But, feel free to enlighten me . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 10:47 PM (lJ2es)


Ampersands...

Posted by: buzzion at April 27, 2012 10:49 PM (GULKT)

148 Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 27, 2012 10:48 PM (hXJOG)

Thanks for the money...we're coming for more.

Posted by: William Tecumsah Sherman at April 27, 2012 10:49 PM (nEUpB)

149 I love Giada's cooking, but I have a tough time watching her show. She looks like a Gelfling.

Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 10:50 PM (mjR67)

150 Ampersands...

Posted by: buzzion at April 27, 2012 10:49 PM (GULKT

So 2011 . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 10:50 PM (lJ2es)

151 I sent money months ago. Never got any thank you or anything. Whoever is running Walker's campaign is slack. I've gotten 10 letters asking for money, but no thank you letter for my donation, even by email.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 27, 2012 10:48 PM (hXJOG)

That's not a good direct mail. It's not the Walker campaign, though, it's whoever is doing mail for him. Most direct mail people are barely competent, from what I have observed.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:50 PM (Kc4zJ)

152 The hand belongs to a Mr.C. B. Dildo, male member of a honeymoon team on route across the internet to the ONT. In one moment, they will be subjected to a gift most humans never receive in a lifetime. For one penny, they will be able to look into the future. The time is now, the place is a little blog in mu.nu, and what this young couple doesn't realize is that this blog happens to lie on the outskirts of the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: The Narrator at April 27, 2012 10:51 PM (NG097)

153 Billy bob, thank you. Now send me money. Please. And thank you.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 10:52 PM (I/cLr)

154 I go off to read about Iran, and the overnight thread gets deleted. What in ta hell.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 27, 2012 10:52 PM (UpwlP)

155 Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 10:50 PM (mjR67)

She is a little odd looking sometimes. And she has that weird model's smile. But she also has a nice rack and a lovely backside, so I'll overlook a lot.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:52 PM (nEUpB)

156 love Giada's cooking, but I have a tough time watching her show. She looks like a Gelfling.
Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 10:50 PM (mjR67)

yes, as Anthony Bourdain said in his famous Food Network rant, she can cook, but what's up with the big head?

I find it sort of fascinating in that way where it's disturbing but you can't quite look away because you don't understand it.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:52 PM (Kc4zJ)

157 so, do they have like communes or something up there? Usually rural areas tend to be very conservative, not very liberal
Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:47 PM (7FadD)
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The Iron Range and Duluth Superior area are filled with old progressives and Democratic Farmer Labor types. Conservative personally but very liberal politically.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2012 10:53 PM (jucos)

158 BLIP! BLIP! BLIP!!

Posted by: Penny Robinson's Space Monkey at April 27, 2012 10:53 PM (niZvt)

159 47
34 Ok, who disappeared the ONT?!

Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (X6akg)



I did. It'll be back up soon.

Posted by: CDR M at April 27, 2012 10:26 PM

Why Mr Raykon, this IS that Other Place !!!

Posted by: Sebastion Cabot at April 27, 2012 10:54 PM (Y+DPZ)

160 test

Posted by: booger at April 27, 2012 10:54 PM (HI6wa)

161 162 I go off to read about Iran, and the overnight thread gets deleted. What in ta hell.
Posted by: Jimmah at April 27, 2012 10:52 PM (UpwlP)


So it's YOUR fault!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:55 PM (niZvt)

162 But she also has a nice rack and a lovely backside, so I'll overlook a lot.

And she can cook.

Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 10:55 PM (mjR67)

163 WI cheese is worth the price. Try smoked provolone.


Posted by: DaveA at April 27, 2012 10:55 PM (NQ/V9)

164 165
so, do they have like communes or something up there? Usually rural areas tend to be very conservative, not very liberal

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:47 PM (7FadD)

-------------------------------------------------------

The Iron Range and Duluth Superior area are filled with old
progressives and Democratic Farmer Labor types. Conservative personally
but very liberal politically.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2012 10:53 PM

They gave us Garrison Keilor. They may have him back

Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2012 10:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

165 she can cook, but what's up with the big head?

What head?

Posted by: Stares at chest at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (N5Jr6)

166 amp; testes

Posted by: booger at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (HI6wa)

167 Did you all read that Secret Service Agent ( I guess EX ) who would not pay the hooker, is married to a women who leads Bible Study and schools their kids at home. I bet things are great at his house?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (eCnLg)

168 Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:52 PM (Kc4zJ)

The only time my wife ate at Bourdain's restaurant in NYC, she noticed a large population of cockroaches.

He can go fuck himself. He's not that good a cook, and all he does is criticize others.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (nEUpB)

169 The ONT was so awesome it disappeared into a dark alley and was never seen or heard from again, except in whispers and tales of legend from survivors of the hobo hunt.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (KCvsd)

170 Are you a native speaker, or at least fluent?

I'm barely-conversant.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (KOmLn)

171 Someone talking about bacon?
http://tinyurl.com/bsb2ro9

Posted by: Ron Swanson at April 27, 2012 10:57 PM (FoNan)

172 It's baaaack.

Posted by: The Narrator at April 27, 2012 10:57 PM (NG097)

173 171 But she also has a nice rack and a lovely backside, so I'll overlook a lot.

And she can cook.
Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 10:55 PM (mjR67)


What more does a man want in a woman?

Oh, that's right... A good paycheck...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:57 PM (niZvt)

174 "I bet things are great at his house?"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (eCnLg)

I can't even imagine how crappy his world is going to be for the next...oh...10 years.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:58 PM (nEUpB)

175 The only time my wife ate at Bourdain's restaurant in NYC, she noticed a large population of cockroaches.


And I hear cockroaches are shitty tippers also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 27, 2012 10:58 PM (eCnLg)

176 Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (KOmLn)

No,no...German, not English.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:59 PM (nEUpB)

177 Meanwhile, back on the topic,

there's so much stuff happening in June, it's driving me crazy.

Possible Fast and Furious action
Wisconsin recall vote
The Supreme Court fate of ObamaCare

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 27, 2012 10:59 PM (XicL0)

178 Conservative personally

but very liberal politically.


So they vote for the politicians who have contempt for them. Brilliant.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:59 PM (7FadD)

179 the ONOT is back up

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 10:59 PM (JMmQ9)

180 oh walker will probably lose. the election will be close, and one can be assured that the dems will do everything in their power to ensure that walker is recalled. the thing these polls do not factor in is the margin of cheating that will be going on. if this election is as close as it is expected to be, then walker may very well lose due to the dead vote. chicago isn't that far away, and the unions have been sending operatives into wisconsin from the home base bowls of the corrupt chicago machine. they play for keeps and the left has worked very hard to destroy walker. republicans in wisconsin need to volunteer as poll watchers, and they need to be very vigilant. the union thug lackeys will be out in full force. republicans need to wake the F up.

Posted by: Mistress Overdone at April 27, 2012 11:00 PM (2/oBD)

181 182 Hell, I'd marry her, if that sort of thing was legal.

Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 11:00 PM (mjR67)

182 I can't recall ever seeing Bourdain actually cook anything, he's always talking about cooking, or eating someone else's cooking, but never cooking anything himself.

Posted by: booger at April 27, 2012 11:00 PM (HI6wa)

183 177 Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:52 PM (Kc4zJ)

The only time my wife ate at Bourdain's restaurant in NYC, she noticed a large population of cockroaches.

He can go fuck himself. He's not that good a cook, and all he does is criticize others.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (nEUpB)


Didn't stop you from gobbling up Cream of Bourdain like an old pro, champ!

Posted by: Bourdain at April 27, 2012 11:00 PM (niZvt)

184 Ther ONT was last seen in downtown Pyongyang wearing a Mao jacket

Posted by: TexasJew at April 27, 2012 11:02 PM (8kWKd)

185 Bourdain fries a mean Chicken McNugget

Posted by: TexasJew at April 27, 2012 11:03 PM (8kWKd)

186 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2012 11:03 PM (7W3wI)

Posted by: Rod Serling at April 27, 2012 11:06 PM (7+pP9)

188 He can go fuck himself. He's not that good a cook, and all he does is criticize others.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (nEUpB)

yes, but his rant was funny.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:06 PM (Kc4zJ)

Posted by: Rod Serling at April 27, 2012 11:08 PM (7+pP9)

190 No,no...German, not English.

Funny guy!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 11:10 PM (oF3vz)

191 The Iron Range and Duluth Superior area are filled with old


giant Muskellunge so they get plenty of tourist $.

It is beautiful rolling hills.

Posted by: DaveA at April 27, 2012 11:15 PM (NQ/V9)

192 If I'm commenting to myself the ONT must be back.

Posted by: DaveA at April 27, 2012 11:26 PM (NQ/V9)

193 Why can't Republicans jump in the Democrat primary and put the weaker Democrat over the top to face Walker?

Posted by: BradleyJ at April 27, 2012 11:26 PM (XDRsa)

194 "The Iron Range and Duluth Superior area are filled with old progressives and Democratic Farmer Labor types. Conservative personally but very liberal politically. Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 27, 2012 10:53 PM"

The northern union types were just screwed by the Dems, who refused to vote for mining because they don't want new jobs created under Walker's watch. Believe me, that p.o.ed people. I think it will significantly effect the vote. People in the north are suffering.
Another thing: wait until debates. No matter what Dem it is, they're going to have a terrific time explaining to Walker in front of cameras just why Wisconsin taxes should go up so union thugs don't have to pay a thing for benes. I'm looking forward to the debates.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 28, 2012 12:06 AM (IT5h6)

195 And, I will note that Brown County, home of Green Bay, is in a solidly red district.
So, morons, the good and just thing to do is root for the Packers :-D

Posted by: Donna V. at April 28, 2012 12:10 AM (IT5h6)

196 The Dems will Franken this election. Be prepared. They will go totally Al Franken to keep the unions happy.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2012 02:38 AM (i0App)

197 Its amazing to me. The people of Wisconsin have only to look next door at the fiscal trainwreck that is Illinois and say to themselves, THAT is what Democrats deliver, then look at their own recovering state and say THIS is what Republicans deliver and STILL they would choose a Democrat?

Really?

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 28, 2012 07:24 AM (hlUJY)

198 "Why can't Republicans jump in the Democrat primary and put the weaker Democrat over the top to face Walker?"

They could do that, but Walker's people are lobbying talk radio hard to not have people do this and try to get his own totals to surpass both Barrett and Falk. Barrett is the much tougher opponent, but as usual, Walker is trying to run as a boy scout and doesn't want any talk of Republicans affecting the Dem primary.

Posted by: Greg at April 28, 2012 09:41 AM (sXjAm)

199 and doesn't want any talk of Republicans affecting the Dem primary.
Posted by: Greg at April 28, 2012 09:41 AM (sXjAm)
It also will make real turnout (and enthusiasm) on the Democrat side harder to gauge if there is a massive number of votes thanks to thousands of Rs trying to cause mischief. If most R's turn out and vote in their primary, and most Ds turn out and vote in their primary, a clearer picture of who has the umph comes into focus.

There is also a faux Republican in the Republican primary running against Walker, so while the threat of him getting it is remote it would look bad to have anything less than near-perfect performance in his own primary.

Posted by: CAC at April 28, 2012 11:17 AM (px0+Z)

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