Overnight Open Thread

Evenin' morons. Apologies up front if this edition of the ONT is a bit light on material as I just started a month long exercise and the internet connectivity sucks on watch but I will do my best. If you liked the above picture, there are more at the Best Of The Baffled Boxer Meme over at Pleated Jeans.

Well, the Olympics are coming up and it would seem that the US Navy SEALs are providing some "training" to our folks. Navy SEALs Push U.S. Olympians To The Limit In Their Training. Heh, they're struggling with 4 hours of SEAL physical endurance training. That's just a taste.

The session starts genially enough, with a video presentation, some talk about becoming a Navy SEAL and a quick overview of the separating-men-from-boys "Hell Week" part of SEALs training.

Then the SEALs warn their audience, comprised mostly of U.S. sailing team members: "We're going to re-set your baseline today."

Within hours, some athletes are on the edge of hypothermia, some are crying, others are cursing like, well, sailors, and all are fully immersed in misery.


Now if we could add naval gunnery to the Olympic Sailing competion and perhaps boarding events. That would be some must see TV there.

Real Life Barbie Doll

Man this is freaky. Ukranian Girl Becomes Real Life Barbie Doll. I guess the only remaining question is did she go all the way in becoming a Barbie doll. Judging by a few of the pics, I'd say no. But I could be wrong. Further research might be necessary.

Jet Fighter Pron

This is long but a very, very sweet video brought to you by the 67FS "Fighting Cocks" and the 44FS "Vampire Bats" based in Kadena AB, Okinawa. Ah, I had some good times there in Kadena.

2012 Raytheon Award Video from Jersey on Vimeo.

Grilling Idea

Y'all up for some shrimp on the barbie? How about Giant Cannibal Shrimp? So how would you morons prepare a 13" giant shrimp? I'm thinking cajun butter, blackened on the bar-b-q my self. h/t Genghis.

Doggeh Video

Doggeh Stories

Oh yes, this dog is a badass. Seeing-Eye Dog Fights Off Burglar, Calls Police To Save Owner. Still awaiting on word from the White House as to whether or not the dog acted stupidly and will be summoned for a beer summit dinner.

Medieval Traps In The Woods

You know, it's bad enough when the environmental whack jobs booby trap trees and stuff but this is worse. Homicidal Lunatics Busted Rigging A Popular Trail With Medieval Traps. Who knows, maybe they were dealing with a Predator. Pretty scary though, especially those of you with kids that are starting to go out on their Boy/Girl Scout camping treks.

On April 16, 2012, U.S. Forest Service Law Enforcement Officer James Schoeffler was on foot patrol in this area when he came across one of these shelters. This particular shelter is known locally as "The Fort". Because of his time in the military Officer Schoeffler has extensive experience with identifying booby trap devices. As he investigated the shelter he noticed what appeared to be a trip wire near the ground at an entrance. Upon further investigation he discovered that the trip wire led to a booby trap device which was made with a large rock, sticks sharpened at both ends, and was held together with rope. This device was situated in such a way that when contact was made with the trip wire it would swing toward an unsuspecting hiker or camper. It was hung where it would most likely swing to and hit the head or face of the hiker or camper. In a second entrance to the shelter Officer Schoeffler found a second trip wire. This wire was configured so as to trip a person, possibly causing them to fall forward onto sharpened sticks placed in the ground.

Breaking Bad

Sometimes, the headline just says it all. Meth Lab Explodes In Man's Pants, Oklahoma Police Say. Um, what the heck is a portable meth lab? And why in God's name would you carry something like that in your pants?

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Comments

1 I don't eat sea fleas or sea spiders. Or basicly anything that looks like ahuge flea, or spider.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 27, 2012 09:49 PM (UpwlP)

2 So does Ukraine Barbie have nothing but a bald plastic space between her legs?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 09:52 PM (niZvt)

3 Ukraine Barbie is much, much better than the original Barbie.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 09:53 PM (O3R/2)

4 Um, what the heck is a portable meth lab? And why in God's name would you carry something like that in your pants?

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So that you can shoplift the ingredients at Wal-Mart and cook it up in their bathroom? At least, that's the impression I get from some internet news stories I've been seeing lately.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 27, 2012 09:53 PM (6fER6)

5 Quelle supprise. A fucking brit under the mask of an Ewok.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 09:54 PM (O3R/2)

6 It's kind of freaky the way Ukraine Barbie just lies there with a lifeless stare into nothingness... But I guess Egyptian muzzies find that sexy.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 09:54 PM (niZvt)

7 Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

Posted by: Bubba at April 27, 2012 09:54 PM (NG097)

8 That is one high-maintenance dog.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 09:54 PM (KOmLn)

9 I heard about the mutant shrimp earlier and my first thought was a cajun/creole style skewer over fire.

Hells to the yes!

Posted by: ErikW at April 27, 2012 09:55 PM (LwG3i)

10 Is it too early to note that raykon sucks cock by choice?

Posted by: toby928© at April 27, 2012 09:55 PM (NG097)

11 The Ukraine Barbie definitely has that vacant stare.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 09:57 PM (O3R/2)

12 Yeah, bubba, I love shrimp. Just make sure you clean out the entrails.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 09:58 PM (O3R/2)

13 hi all
thanx for the ONT, CDRM, but you stomped all over CAC's post!

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 09:58 PM (7FadD)

14 Does GI Joe come over to bang the Ukranian Barbie?

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 27, 2012 09:59 PM (FoNan)

15 Take me with your kung fu grip, Joe.

Posted by: Barbie at April 27, 2012 09:59 PM (NG097)

16 Think she'd be up for a game of Anal Sex Barbie?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:00 PM (niZvt)

17 1
I don't eat sea fleas or sea spiders.


Do they taste like dog?

Posted by: Baraka searching for late nite snack at April 27, 2012 10:00 PM (7FadD)

18 Linked from that article is her Ukranian version of Facebook page. Where there are what looks like 10,906 more photos of the blank stare.
I don't usually disparage women, like (for instance) the piling on of whatever pop star is in the news, but I'm thinking she will not age very well.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 27, 2012 10:01 PM (UpwlP)

19 Gallant introduces himself to his date’s parents and tells them their plans
Goofus tells his date’s parents to not wait up as he will be treating her like a 10 dollar whore that night

Posted by: Highlights for Children, October 1983 at April 27, 2012 10:02 PM (FoNan)

20 Just make sure you clean out the entrails.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 09:58 PM (O3R/2)


They're never properly "deveined."

That's just fucking gross.

Posted by: ErikW at April 27, 2012 10:03 PM (LwG3i)

21 21 Linked from that article is her Ukranian version of Facebook page. Where there are what looks like 10,906 more photos of the blank stare.

That's actually her "Oooh, I'm so interested in what you're saying my vagina is twitching!" look.

Her vacant stare is truly frightening.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:03 PM (niZvt)

22 Jem put out more easily. Inferiority complex, maybe.

Posted by: GI Joe at April 27, 2012 10:04 PM (KOmLn)

23 That Utah trail story is seriously effed up

Not funny. Those two yutes need a lifelong stretch. They're sociopaths

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 27, 2012 10:04 PM (SB0V2)

24 23 Romney thinks dogs are less then man

Obama says we are all the same LOL
Posted by: Blick at April 27, 2012 10:03 PM (BtfJO)


You mean Obama ate people, too?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:05 PM (niZvt)

25 thanx for the ONT, CDRM, but you stomped all over CAC's post!
Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 09:58 PM (7FadD)

ah crap. I didn't see that.

Posted by: CDR M at April 27, 2012 10:06 PM (Mv/2X)

26 Gallant opens the door for his date
Goofus tells her to shut her piehole and get in the car

Posted by: Highlights for Children, November 1983 at April 27, 2012 10:07 PM (FoNan)

27 Evening, fappers. Thanks CDR.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 10:07 PM (I/cLr)

28 At least the man was honest, even if his quest to get laid put numerous people in danger...

Man who was driving 111mph in 45mph zone tells police he was rushing 'to go have sex' (but his honesty doesn't get him off the hook)

http://tinyurl.com/7cyrls6

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2012 10:08 PM (RvlzX)

29 Obama is a species above all of us. Maybe he is the "Manchurian Candidate From Space".

Kind of like a strange Arthur C. Clark alien, except malevolent.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 10:08 PM (O3R/2)

30 >>>You mean Obama ate people, too?

His economic polices, if fully enacted, will surely cause people to literally eat one another ala the Soviet-orchestrated famines in Ukraine.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2012 10:09 PM (RvlzX)

31
Does GI Joe come over to bang the Ukranian Barbie?


Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 27, 2012 09:59 PM


Secret Service Stud.

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 10:09 PM (bAGA/)

32 30
Ladies, the left thinks you are equal

Posted by: Blick at April 27, 2012 10:06 PM (BtfJO)

Ladies, the left also thinks your are Splenda!

Posted by: Blick's Shriveled up Left Teste at April 27, 2012 10:09 PM (FoNan)

33
"Gallant opens the door for his date
Goofus tells her to shut her piehole and get in the car"


WINNER!


Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 10:09 PM (O3R/2)

34 it's never too early to note that raycon sucks dick

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 27, 2012 10:09 PM (Dll6b)

35 Obama is a species above all of us.

Well his ego certainly is.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:09 PM (7FadD)

36 I still say Mattel missed a great marketing opportunity when they didn't introduce Brazilian Wax Barbie. Millions of little girls could have gotten an early start on resolving the age-old dilemma, "bald or landing strip?"

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:10 PM (niZvt)

37 Obama Success Story- More Room For Growth Than Ever

Posted by: NPR at April 27, 2012 10:10 PM (JJCFv)

38 That Utah trail story is seriously effed up



Not funny. Those two yutes need a lifelong stretch. They're sociopaths

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 27, 2012 10:04 PM


What the hell is wrong with the long haired guys ears?

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 10:11 PM (bAGA/)

39 I never heard stories of the Ukrainians eating humans. There were stories of cannibalism during the Thirty Year War, however. May God be merciful and spare us of that shit.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 10:12 PM (O3R/2)

40 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 10:12 PM (JMmQ9)

41 Gallant wipes his just extracted schwang with the bedsheet.

Goofus wipes it on her carpet.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:12 PM (niZvt)

42 Gallant makes sure that he has condoms on hand
Goofus says that its up to the bitch to have birth control

Posted by: Highlights for Children, December 1983 at April 27, 2012 10:13 PM (FoNan)

43 Obama 2012: Cannibalism ain't so bad.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 10:14 PM (O3R/2)

44
I never heard stories of the Ukrainians eating humans.


umm, look up Holodomor

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:14 PM (7FadD)

45
That clip of the Husky in the car. FAKE!! I drive mine to the vet, less than a mile and all they want to do is drive. No handshakes, no love: Just let me drive, asshole.

Posted by: Tommy Gunnarson at April 27, 2012 10:14 PM (ybA9f)

46 Just watched Chosin, a documentary on the Chosin Reservoir. It's excellent, and on Netflix. One of the few that are very pro-American and anti-communist.

I really recommend it.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at April 27, 2012 10:14 PM (YSyyZ)

47 Gallant orders the meal for his date
Goofus orders his meal then hands the waiter a coupon and says that his date will have an entrée of equal or lesser value

Posted by: Highlights for Children, January 1984 at April 27, 2012 10:14 PM (FoNan)

48 and the 44FS "Vampire Bats"
Are they the one with glitter planes?

Posted by: twilight fan at April 27, 2012 10:15 PM (nU/dt)

49 Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 10:11 PM (bAGA/)

He seems to have those weird earrings that are actually pieces of plastic pipe. They enlarge the earring hole to a ridiculous size.

They are helpful in one respect: they are a 100% accurate indicator that the wearer is an asshole.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:15 PM (nEUpB)

50 Good evening AltonJackson
how goes the job hunt?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:15 PM (7FadD)

51 Gallant makes sure to not drink too much so that he can have a great conversation with his date
Goofus orders doubles all through the meal because this bitch is so damn boring

Posted by: Highlights for Children, February 1984 at April 27, 2012 10:16 PM (FoNan)

52
Does Real-life Barbie live in a dream home or does she live in the Barbie dream van down by the river?

Posted by: Warthog at April 27, 2012 10:16 PM (WDySP)

53 44 I never heard stories of the Ukrainians eating humans. There were stories of cannibalism during the Thirty Year War, however. May God be merciful and spare us of that shit.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 10:12 PM (O3R/2)


Stalin orchestrated massive famines in the Ukraine to break the resistance of small landowners called the Kulaks to the collectivization of their farms. Millions died, many resorted to cannibalism to survive - not unlike in present day North Korea.

It's what the EPA would call "crucifixtion" of all resistance to the Left.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:16 PM (niZvt)

54 I had bacon hot chocolate today...sounds good, doesn't it? ItWAS NOT

Posted by: USS Diversity, following polls for the next 6 months at April 27, 2012 10:16 PM (cjTjM)

55 They are helpful in one respect: they are a 100% accurate indicator that the wearer is an asshole.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:15 PM (nEUpB)

I've always suspected this; it's nice to have the statistics to back it up.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:16 PM (Kc4zJ)

56 Soviet Russia FUCKED the Ukraine. At least 10 million dead (mostly Catholic). It shouldn't surprise me. I pray that I will never be tempted so.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 10:17 PM (O3R/2)

57 Goofus orders doubles all through the meal because this bitch is so damn boring

that's not "Goofus", that is good strategy

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:17 PM (7FadD)

58 Posted by: Blick at April 27, 2012 10:15 PM (BtfJO)

Ah..the obligatory retarded late-night troll.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:17 PM (nEUpB)

59 Evening all!

I dated that big shrimp.. what a jerk.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 27, 2012 10:17 PM (DGIjM)

60 He seems to have those weird earrings that are
actually pieces of plastic pipe. They enlarge the earring hole to a
ridiculous size.

They are helpful in one respect: they are a 100% accurate indicator that the wearer is an asshole.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:15 PM


It's two, two explanations in one! Thanks.

Posted by: huerfano at April 27, 2012 10:17 PM (bAGA/)

61 Highlights sock is hilarious. Goofus and Gallant was my favorite when I was but a wee lad.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 10:17 PM (I/cLr)

62 NPR: Is cannibalism good nutrition?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:18 PM (niZvt)

63 Hi Shrimps!
got your lotto tickets?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:18 PM (7FadD)

64
41I still say Mattel missed a great marketing opportunity when they didn't introduce Brazilian Wax Barbie. Millions of little girls could have gotten an early start on resolving the age-old dilemma, "bald or landing strip?"

Been waiting a long time to join the fun, Wanted to come up something spectacular (and real) for my first venture...But then after reading comments and thinking about itI just realized that CoolCzech is one dirty dude

Posted by: Jensen Bauer at April 27, 2012 10:18 PM (sWJSR)

65 Ukrainian Barbie: A pure expression of Western feminism

Posted by: NPR Headline at April 27, 2012 10:18 PM (7FadD)

66 @chemjeff,

How goes the mass project?

By the way, if you want the recipe for ratatouille that I mentioned in a late response afew days ago that you undoubtedly did not read, it's fantastic, and I would be happy to send it along.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:19 PM (nEUpB)

67
Posted by: Jensen Bauer at April 27, 2012 10:18 PM (sWJSR)

yeah, you really can't out-libido CoolCzech, don't even bother

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:19 PM (7FadD)

68 Posted by: Jensen Bauer at April 27, 2012 10:18 PM (sWJSR)

Oh, absolutely! He is disgusting and vile and piggish...and rivaled by everyone else around here!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:20 PM (nEUpB)

69
Georgetown University president tells Sandra Fluke and Baraka O'Bambi to sit down and shut the fuck up. GTU will not be altering its health plan. Another arrow in the quiver of screw-ups from Preznit O'Stumblefuck.


http://tinyurl.com/7xkpwrn

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 27, 2012 10:20 PM (TkGkA)

70 Stalin orchestrated massive famines in the Ukraine to break the resistance of small landowners called the Kulaks to the collectivization of their farms. Millions died, many resorted to cannibalism to survive - not unlike in present day North Korea. It's what the EPA would call "crucifixtion" of all resistance to the Left.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:16 PM (niZvt)
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I've heard stories of families choosing the weakest kid for starvation.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 27, 2012 10:20 PM (UpwlP)

71 . I pray that I will never be tempted so.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 10:17 PM (O3R/2)


To kil 10 million Ukranians? I pray for your forbearance, as well.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 10:20 PM (I/cLr)

72
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:19 PM (nEUpB)

Okay, that sounds good - my address is chem dot jeff at yahoo dot com
Mass project is going okay, I am down 47 lbs

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:21 PM (7FadD)

73 Ladies, the left thinks you are equal

We sure do, Sweetie!

Posted by: Barry O'Bumbles at April 27, 2012 10:21 PM (O6q63)

74 Sorry to invade in the fun that is ONT, but you guys should see this video.

It made me smile to see a set of brains and balls on an R!

Video: Congressman Gowdy Grills Secretary Sebelius on HHSMandate
Nice Deb: http://tinyurl.com/78pr4zd

Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) Secretary Kathleen
Sebelius made yet another embarrassing admission about the lack of
constitutional analysis that went into the HHS anti-conscience mandate
on Thursday

Posted by: momma at April 27, 2012 10:21 PM (oKsWl)

75 I had bacon hot chocolate today...sounds good, doesn't it? ItWAS NOT
Posted by: USS Diversity, following polls for the next 6 months at April 27, 2012 10:16 PM (cjTjM)

Quick, go by a Mo's Milk Chocolate Bacon Bar to erase the memory. Bacon and chocolate together should always call to mind happiness. Not yuckiness.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:22 PM (Kc4zJ)

76 Gallant makes sure to leave the waiter a tip of at least 18%
Goofus drops a couple of quarters in a glass and writes “you suck” on the receipt

Posted by: Highlights for Children, March 1984 at April 27, 2012 10:22 PM (FoNan)

77 Rut....roh! Disappearing ONT!

Posted by: Tami at April 27, 2012 10:22 PM (X6akg)

78 I've never seen an ONT get vanished before.

Posted by: Barbie at April 27, 2012 10:22 PM (NG097)

79 Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 27, 2012 10:17 PM (DGIjM)

I am thankful that I wasn't drinking a beer when I read that.

Thank you for making me laugh.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:22 PM (nEUpB)

80 In case the ONT doesn't get fixed ...

ONLY !!!

Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

81 Damnit, Pixy! What the hell happened to the ONT?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (I/cLr)

82 Hey? Where's the ONT?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 10:23 PM (niZvt)

83 I have been looking at the Intrade spread. I might be able to make money by betting on both Obama and Romney. Crazy huh?


Posted by: Jimbo at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM (O3R/2)

84 huh?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 27, 2012 10:24 PM (Ho2rs)

85 This thread disappeared

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 27, 2012 10:28 PM (BziWT)

86 slow, chemjeff

I'm slightly ahead of the curve than I was in 2009, in that I actually started "networking" after the SCOAMF bailed out the UAW (Usually Ain't Workin") and screwed all the suppliers

I've been calling all the peeps I knew from the 2009 fiasco; they're scattered far and wide throughout The Stoopid Business™, and some of them are actually in a position to help

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 10:28 PM (JMmQ9)

87 Who broke the F**kin' blog this time?

Dammit! I HATE when this happens!

Posted by: ChrisP at April 27, 2012 10:29 PM (a15pA)

88 A gal at work is gonna love that pic. Funny. Evening all.

Posted by: teej at April 27, 2012 10:30 PM (Y5LDn)

89 OK, CAC stepped on the ONOT and it all went to siht

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 10:31 PM (JMmQ9)

90 will this be another "orphaned" ONOT?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 10:32 PM (JMmQ9)

91 OK, this is getting old fast

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 10:34 PM (JMmQ9)

92 They are helpful in one respect: they are a 100% accurate indicator that the wearer is an asshole.

Has this been verified for females?

I actually saw these for the 1st time the other day.
Blech!

Posted by: DaveA at April 27, 2012 10:35 PM (NQ/V9)

93 I am fed up with this bunch of : allocatin,agitatin,bloviatin,obfuscatin,falsicatin,halucinatin,
regulatin,salutatin,racebaitin saturatin chitterlings.
I`m, herculatin,perculatin,salivatin,sittin waitin,
to be, nullicatin, evisceratin,evacuatin,
there sorry asses come november.
feel free to add, change and make better. or make butter.

Posted by: rightlysouthern (aim low boys, they`re ridin shetland ponies) at April 27, 2012 10:53 PM (w3oyy)

94 What does this do?

Posted by: Jimmah at April 27, 2012 10:55 PM (UpwlP)

95 And we're back.

Posted by: CDR M at April 27, 2012 10:57 PM (cqZXM)

96 Do not press the wings-fall-off button.

Posted by: toby928© at April 27, 2012 10:58 PM (NG097)

97 Livelihood tip of the week - don't go to your ex for any type of medical procedure:

Dentist pulled out ALL boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her (and new girlfriend leaves him because of his empty mouth)

http://tinyurl.com/7xb5b7t

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2012 10:58 PM (RvlzX)

98 Yay, Maet!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 10:58 PM (lJ2es)

99 Can't have Barbie without a Barbie song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibblFcvaKQ

Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2012 11:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

100 Gallant holds his date’s hand while walking to the car
Goofus places his date’s hand on his penis and tells her “here is your dessert!”

Posted by: Highlights for Children, November 1984 at April 27, 2012 11:02 PM (FoNan)

101 I'm confused now. Do we pretend like all the OT comments on CAC's thread never happened, or carry on like they did?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 11:02 PM (I/cLr)

102 it's baaack

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:02 PM (7FadD)

103 Yay, MaetCDR M!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 10:58 PM (lJ2es)

FIFY

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 11:02 PM (nEUpB)

104 Dentist pulled out ALL boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her

Caution: Big-ass malpractice lawsuit ahead.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 11:03 PM (xm1A1)

105 194 177 Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 10:52 PM (Kc4zJ)

The only time my wife ate at Bourdain's restaurant in NYC, she noticed a large population of cockroaches.

He can go fuck himself. He's not that good a cook, and all he does is criticize others.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 10:56 PM (nEUpB)

Didn't stop you from gobbling up Cream of Bourdain like an old pro, champ!

Posted by: Bourdain at April 27, 2012 11:03 PM (niZvt)

106 Does Maet have the TB3K spooled up, peaches? Or did I miss something? Or both?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 11:03 PM (I/cLr)

107 I'm confused now. Do we pretend like all the OT comments on CAC's thread never happened, or carry on like they did?

that depends, are you wearing plaid shorts?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 11:04 PM (JMmQ9)

108 106
Can't have Barbie without a Barbie song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ibblFcvaKQ



Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2012 11:00 PM

Weird .. the girl in that video looks like Katy Perry

But it was made in 1996

Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2012 11:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

109 This again? How nice of the Iranians to offer the few ships of their bare-bones Navy to us for use as new artificial reefs.

Iranian naval admiral: ‘If needed, we can move to within three miles of New York’

http://tinyurl.com/72u2fht

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 27, 2012 11:04 PM (RvlzX)

110 Hey! What happened to the Wisconsin recall thread?!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 11:04 PM (niZvt)

111 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 27, 2012 11:05 PM (7W3wI)

112 Hey AltonJackson it's great that it looks like you have some leads
if you end up traveling to the KC/ NW MO area, drop in

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:05 PM (7FadD)

113 108
I'm confused now. Do we pretend like all the OT comments on CAC's thread never happened, or carry on like they did?

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 11:02 PM

Look into my pen ...

Posted by: Men in Black at April 27, 2012 11:05 PM (Y+DPZ)

114 hey Peaches how was dinner?
how's the law factory treating you?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:06 PM (7FadD)

115 Boobie Traps?
There's no defense against those.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2012 11:06 PM (VwrfQ)

116 116 Kratos, I say we deploy the cast of Swamp People to take care of that.

Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 11:06 PM (mjR67)

117 And speaking of Iran, I found an old article, have it all cued up as a wall of text, and will paste it thusly below.

During the Iran-Iraq War, the Ayatollah Khomeini imported 500,000 small plastic keys from Taiwan. The trinkets were meant to be inspirational. After Iraq invaded in September 1980, it had quickly become clear that Iran’s forces were no match for Saddam Hussein’s professional, well-armed military. To compensate for their disadvantage, Khomeini sent Iranian children, some as young as twelve years old, to the front lines. There, they marched in formation across minefields toward the enemy, clearing a path with their bodies. Before every mission, one of the Taiwanese keys would be hung around each child’s neck. It was supposed to open the gates to paradise for them.
At one point, however, the earthly gore became a matter of concern. “In the past,” wrote the semi-official Iranian daily Ettelaat as the war raged on, “we had child-volunteers: 14-, 15-, and 16-year-olds. They went into the minefields. Their eyes saw nothing. Their ears heard nothing. And then, a few moments later, one saw clouds of dust. When the dust had settled again, there was nothing more to be seen of them. Somewhere, widely scattered in the landscape, there lay scraps of burnt flesh and pieces of bone.” Such scenes would henceforth be avoided, Ettelaat assured its readers. “Before entering the minefields, the children [now] wrap themselves in blankets and they roll on the ground, so that their body parts stay together after the explosion of the mines and one can carry them to the graves.”
At the beginning of the war, Iran’s ruling mullahs did not send human beings into the minefields, but rather animals: donkeys, horses, and dogs. But the tactic proved useless: Photo by Gamma Presse/Newscom”After a few donkeys had been blown up, the rest ran off in terror,”
http://scoamf.us/sZ

Posted by: Jimmah at April 27, 2012 11:06 PM (UpwlP)

118 Yay, MaetCDR M!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 10:58 PM (lJ2es)

FIFY


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 11:02 PM (nEUpB)

Oh, fuck, I am so ashamed. CDR M, please, I beg you to forgive. I need another beer? Okay, just this once . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:06 PM (lJ2es)

119 During the Great Leap Forward, Chinese families exchanged infant children so the family did not have to eat their own.

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 11:06 PM (VVZaH)

120 Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:21 PM (7FadD)

What a fucking stud!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 11:06 PM (nEUpB)

121 And we're back.
Hey-oooo!!!

Posted by: zombie ed macmahon at April 27, 2012 11:08 PM (nU/dt)

122 Oh, fuck, I am so ashamed. CDR M, please, I beg you to forgive. I need another beer? Okay, just this once . . .
Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:06 PM (lJ2es)

Have one for me Peaches! I'm still workin'.

Posted by: CDR M at April 27, 2012 11:08 PM (JSetw)

123 121
hey Peaches how was dinner?

Well, I was trying to stifle my rant on this, chemjeff, but since you asked. I ordered mongolian beef and noodles. NOT mongolian beef and noodles and carrots and broccoli and whatever kinda fuckin' plant matter they thought to throw in there. Now I have this massive bucket of vegetable leftovers to dispose of. I can't even digest barely-cooked cabbage, they might as well have sprinkled the whole thing with chunks of broken glass.

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:09 PM (lJ2es)

124 Gallant apologizes for breaking wind
Goofus says “my compliments to the chef”

Posted by: Highlights for Children, December 1984 at April 27, 2012 11:10 PM (FoNan)

125 Posted by: Bourdain at April 27, 2012 11:03 PM (niZvt)

Not me. If I were ever going to blow some 50 year old ex-junkie with a caustic wit, it would be for something far more impressive than a meal at a NYC greasy-spoon.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 11:10 PM (nEUpB)

126 Regarding the Navy Seals helping to train Olympics competitors. A number of months ago Discovery Channel did a documentary on the 2 week selection process for army special ops, and another documentary on Navy Seals hell week.

The guys who tried out for the special ops were committed soldiers who had been through deployments in war zones, and who thought they were in good condition. Tears, blood, injuries, vomiting.

The Navy Seals documentary was similar but with the guys having to spend time in really cold water.

Moronettes, this is a must watch. These guys are buff.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 11:10 PM (V/Aej)

127 @130: so you're saying you liked it, Peaches?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 11:10 PM (niZvt)

128 Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:09 PM

Carrots? That's just f'n wrong

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 11:11 PM (JMmQ9)

129 CBD - eh, that has yet to be determined. but thank you

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:11 PM (7FadD)

130 that depends, are you wearing plaid shorts?
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 11:04 PM (JMmQ9)

Pants? You're kidding, right? It's Friday, I'm drinking. Pants are not optional, they are verboten.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 11:11 PM (I/cLr)

131 I was listening to the goddamned public radio station again this afternoon. The goddamned announcer on the news break at the top of the hour led off with this goddamned story: "Vice President Biden made a campaign stop and criticized Republicans for . . . " blah blah. Then they played a goddamned sound clip of Biden. That was it. That was the goddamned "news" story they led off with. A goddamned Obama/Biden 2012 campaign ad, absolutely free courtesy of generous goddamned NPR donors and the US taxpayers.

I wish I wasn't an atheist, because then I could wish all these lying, dishonest, sycophantic motherfuckers could roast in Hell.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 27, 2012 11:12 PM (FiplJ)

132 Oh, and how the fuck does $6.50 turn out to be $7.96 with tax, even here in hell lay? Plus, throw in a dollar tip and I would have been better off stopping at the panda express and getting twice as much food and they don't even HAVE a tip jar (which always makes me feel like a cheapskate, but still). At least they aren't trying to bamboozle the round-eyes like those fuckers up the street from me.

Other than that, it was not bad . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:12 PM (lJ2es)

133 sorry, Peaches - do your kittehs like broccoli and carrots?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:13 PM (7FadD)

134 Speaking of my Navy (suck it, wingnuts!) I wonder how scurvy dog tastes?

Posted by: Admiral Barky McFuckstick at April 27, 2012 11:13 PM (FcR7P)

135 Oh, and how the fuck does $6.50 turn out to be $7.96 with tax, even here in hell lay?

you have a 22.5% tax rate???

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:13 PM (7FadD)

136 The huge prawns were being sold for about 50 cents each on the beach in Vungtao Vietnam back about 15 years ago. Kept live in net bags in the ocean, they are brought to your beach chair, grilled on a charcoal fire, served with muoi tieu chanh, a salt pepper and lemon juice mixture for dipping them in.

Delicious.

Posted by: onlyme at April 27, 2012 11:14 PM (ThE2s)

137 I wish I wasn't an atheist, because then I could wish all these lying, dishonest, sycophantic motherfuckers could roast in Hell.

You are perfectly free to wish all these lying, dishonest, sycophantic motherfuckers could roast in Hell.

But as an atheist, you don't get to believe that it is God that sends them there ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 27, 2012 11:14 PM (VVZaH)

138 Oh, and how the fuck does $6.50 turn out to be $7.96 with tax...

I'll take "California" for a Thousand, Alex

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 11:14 PM (JMmQ9)

139 Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:11 PM (7FadD)

Dude,

I work my ass off six days/week on our torture machine (elliptical), and I haven't come close to what you have done. And yes...I have cut calories too.

Take some credit: you're a stud.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 11:15 PM (nEUpB)

140 Moronettes, this is a must watch. These guys are buff.

Sounds like the series "making the cut"

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 27, 2012 11:15 PM (JHWDn)

141 But as an atheist, you don't get to believe that it is God that sends them there ...

You got that right.

Posted by: Zuul at April 27, 2012 11:15 PM (7FadD)

142 Pants are not optional, they are verboten.
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 11:11 PM (I/cLr)

Kilt?????!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 27, 2012 11:17 PM (JHWDn)

143 131
Gallant apologizes for breaking wind
Goofus says “my compliments to the chef”


--------

My dad always looked around to see if he could find the "barking spider".

Posted by: Anachronda at April 27, 2012 11:17 PM (6fER6)

144 Ukranian Girl Becomes Real Life Barbie Doll

We have been out-bizarro-ed. A challenge to our weird-ity has been issued! Are you with me, sex-bots?

Posted by: The Japanese Culture at April 27, 2012 11:17 PM (FcR7P)

145 sorry, Peaches - do your kittehs like broccoli and carrots?

No, I raised 'em right and am somewhat offended by your question, chemjeff.

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:17 PM (lJ2es)

146 Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:12 PM (lJ2es)

Ugh. one of my biggest pet peeves is unannounced additions on a menu item. If the sandwich comes with mayo and cheese, or if the quesadilla comes with BBQ sauce (really California Tortilla? on a quesadilla?) it should say it on the f'n menu, and not leave you to waste your money b/c you ordered something you would otherwise never eat.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:17 PM (Kc4zJ)

147 How can broccoli be authentic Chinese? It's a hybrid of cauliflower and brussel sprouts that was not even invented until the 20th century by the father of Albert Broccoli, the producer of all the James Bond movies!

I only know this because I'm a total nerd that only remembers useless crap, and only say it because some moronettes actually find hapless nerds like me endearing...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 11:18 PM (niZvt)

148 Gallant apologizes for breaking wind
Goofus says “my compliments to the chef”"Kiss me again, Flo."

Fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 11:18 PM (xm1A1)

149
Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:17 PM (lJ2es)

well I apologize then.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:19 PM (7FadD)

150 My recent experiences with California Mexican food was not encouraging.
Pretty damn sucky.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 27, 2012 11:19 PM (8kWKd)

151 Holy cow, that girl has some long legs.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 27, 2012 11:19 PM (piMMO)

152 Posted by: OregonMuse at April 27, 2012 11:18 PM

there you go

it's all about the [brackets]

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 11:19 PM (JMmQ9)

153 Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 11:18 PM (niZvt)

It's strange that they are all called Brassica Oleracea (sp?).

About 15 different vegetables are all the same species, but different varieties. And they are radically different!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 11:19 PM (nEUpB)

154 Broccoli can be authentic Chinese as long as you don't insist that Chinese food has to be some fifteenth-century fossil.

Would Broccoli be "authentic" Italian food? How about tomatoes? They didn't have those in Dante's time.

Cuisines evolve.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 27, 2012 11:20 PM (FiplJ)

155 Kilt?????!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 27, 2012 11:17 PM (JHWDn)


Getting warmer....

Making the cut is now available on Netflix streaming. Good show, and I *think* one of my old platoon mates was on the Recon episode.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 11:20 PM (I/cLr)

156 This is from Weasel Zippers. The comments on our "elegant" First Lady's latest picture are...special or delusional. http://tinyurl.com/ce7d57c

Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 11:20 PM (mjR67)

157 CBD thank you
for me I really had to go radical and hard-core, I ate *nothing* but diet food for about 3 months, and that is what did it more than the exercise

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:20 PM (7FadD)

158 153 one of my biggest pet peeves is unannounced additions on a menu item.

------------

What I hate is when you order a Coke and the waiter smiles, nods, and brings you a Pepsi. Had I known this was a Pepsi place, I'd have ordered something else.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 27, 2012 11:21 PM (6fER6)

159 TexasJew, I am from California, and whomever started the chain "california" tortilla has never been West of the Mississippi.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:21 PM (Kc4zJ)

160 159 Holy cow, that girl has some long legs.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 27, 2012 11:19 PM (piMMO)


She also looks like she had a pair of ribs removed - I've read that some models do that to look thinner.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 11:22 PM (niZvt)

161 I am down 47 lbs

OMG, chemjeff . . . I am gobsmacked. That is nothing short of spectacular, dude. I bow to your tasty awesomeness (that is very close to 50% of my entire body weight, wow).

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:22 PM (lJ2es)

162 167
TexasJew, I am from California, and whomever started the chain "california" tortilla has never been West of the Mississippi.


they probably get their BBQ sauce from New York City too

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:23 PM (7FadD)

163 167 TexasJew, I am from California, and whomever started the chain "california" tortilla has never been West of the Mississippi.
Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:21 PM (Kc4zJ)
Or south of Nebraska..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 27, 2012 11:23 PM (8kWKd)

164 I prefer Coke anyway but I'm never drinking Pepsi, with their stylized Obama logo, ever again.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2012 11:23 PM (nU/dt)

165 Don't know about the tortilla place, but California pizza kitchen is like crack.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 11:23 PM (I/cLr)

166 they probably get their BBQ sauce from New York City too
Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:23 PM (7FadD)

you got that right.

Congrats on your weight loss. Were you the moron talking a couple of months ago about how you had to get your cholesterol down or you'd have to start unpleasant meds? Or was that someone else?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:24 PM (Kc4zJ)

167 "Um, what the heck is a portable meth lab? And why in God's name would you carry something like that in your pants?"

Have you ever seen meth addicts? These people are not at the top of the IQ chart. They make crack addicts look healthy and wholesome.
My sister is a teacher's aide in an area that has a lot of meth labs. The schools are getting a lot of young kids who are seriously screwed up. I honestly don't know how the school systems are going to keep up with the special ed services.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 11:25 PM (V/Aej)

168 174 Don't know about the tortilla place, but California pizza kitchen is like crack.
Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 11:23 PM (I/cLr)
Had something there called Kung Pao Spaghetti yesterday in Long Beach
It was... different.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 27, 2012 11:25 PM (8kWKd)

169 The chain that puzzles me is "Arizona Pizza." They've got decent enough pizza, I guess, but I don't get the connection between Arizona and Pizza. If it was pizza made with pueblo indian flatbread or something, then it would make sense. As it is . . . why not call it Alabama Pizza, or Alberta Pizza, or Allegheny Pizza?

I guess the word "Arizona" provoked pupil dilation and vasocongestion among focus group volunteers.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 27, 2012 11:26 PM (FiplJ)

170
Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:24 PM (Kc4zJ)

It might have been someone else too, but it was also me. Doc told me back in December that if cholesterol didn't come down, then the Lipitor would start. and I didn't want that. I just got my blood drawn yesterday actually for a new cholesterol test and I am very hopeful on what it will say.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:26 PM (7FadD)

171 Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:20 PM (7FadD)

My point stands.

You did what most people simply cannot do.

By the way, once you reach your target and have to figure out how to maintain it, your food options will increase. There is lots of great stuff out there if you are willing to do a little prep work in the kitchen. That ratatouille recipe is a good example. It takes a fair amount of chopping, but the end result is great!

I use this for the ratatouille: http://is.gd/WEaX7G

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 27, 2012 11:26 PM (nEUpB)

172 NPR: Fast and Furious victims find new opportunities in Egyptian mail-order bride market.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at April 27, 2012 11:26 PM (UtoLw)

173 Kung Pao Spaghetti?

I'm listenin'...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 11:27 PM (JMmQ9)

174 My sister is a teacher's aide in an area that has a lot of meth labs. The schools are getting a lot of young kids who are seriously screwed up. I honestly don't know how the school systems are going to keep up with the special ed services.

Damn, I thought they said "math labs."

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 11:27 PM (niZvt)

175 Gallant makes sure that he has plenty of Astroglide on hand
Goofus says "a little spit and some effort will get it in".

Posted by: Highlights for Children, January 1985 at April 27, 2012 11:29 PM (FoNan)

176 Let's enjoy life. I know, we can go out for a smoke -- oops, no we can't. Well, maybe a nice long drive -- no? How about putting some steaks on the grill? Nope.

Sure glad the Democrats are protecting our freedoms!

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 27, 2012 11:29 PM (FiplJ)

177 CPK is awesome. I could eat the Garlic Chicken Pizza everyday until I die and be happy. Sadly, they closed the one close to me recently and put in some trendy local restaurant instead.

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:29 PM (Kc4zJ)

178 Sensitivity Training for Morons

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YWS9IVaIp0

Posted by: kbdabear at April 27, 2012 11:29 PM (Y+DPZ)

179 I use this for the ratatouille: http://is.gd/WEaX7G


Oh, that is awesome
I have one of those slap-chopper things now, and it is starting to wear out, so I may have to pick up one of those

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:30 PM (7FadD)

180 187 CPK is awesome. I could eat the Garlic Chicken Pizza everyday until I die and be happy. Sadly, they closed the one close to me recently and put in some trendy local restaurant instead.
Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:29 PM (Kc4zJ)
It was new to me. I was at a big geology convention and I dragged some folks over there on Pine Street to see what they thought.
It was pretty good.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 27, 2012 11:31 PM (8kWKd)

181 ok, I'm out

manana noches, mi amigos

or something to that effect

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 27, 2012 11:32 PM (JMmQ9)

182 South Park: Major Boobage coming on now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 27, 2012 11:32 PM (piMMO)

183 Congrats on your weight loss. Were you the moron
talking a couple of months ago about how you had to get your cholesterol
down or you'd have to start unpleasant meds? Or was that someone else?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:24 PM (Kc4zJ)

May have been me, but it was my doctor taking me off Zocor after losing a bunch of weight.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 27, 2012 11:32 PM (FoNan)

184 Wasn't a woman busted recently for setting up a meth lab in a Wal-Mart bathroom? Yet another reason to not let your kids go in those things alone. Sorry, Susie, mommy has to clear the perimeter before you go in for a number two.

Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 11:32 PM (mjR67)

185 Trimegistus, do you think Raykon's mom had any children that lived?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 11:33 PM (niZvt)

186 Well I have to say, barbie got a nice rack.

Posted by: Berserker at April 27, 2012 11:33 PM (FMbng)

187 187 CPK is awesome.

Omg, their potstuckers. Mmmmmm

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 27, 2012 11:33 PM (JHWDn)

188
192 South Park: Major Boobage coming on now
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 27, 2012 11:32 PM (piMMO)


Fthm ftitfmmehs

Posted by: Kenny McCormick at April 27, 2012 11:33 PM (GULKT)

189 I thought a meth lab had beakers and test tubes and burners and stuff like that. What the hell does a meth lab actually look like?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 11:34 PM (niZvt)

190 Good evening, good people.

Weather here isn't conducive to fishing lately, so I played with Project Ford today,doing wiring chores. Most of it is okay, just a couple under hood areas are suspect. There are replacement harnesses available, but I chose not to go that route. Going to leave it 6volt for now. It is simply SO much fun working on this thing, when it's done I may actually be sad.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 27, 2012 11:35 PM (SAMxH)

191 Potstickers, and the avocado club egg rolls, or whatever the hell they call em. Hungry now, damnitall.

Nashville ties it up with 4:42 to play!

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 11:36 PM (I/cLr)

192 I know, I shouldn't waste bandwidth responding to Trollboy. Won't do any good anyway. I know that.

It's just so damned frustrating to see someone so filled with mindless hate, posting the same idiotic crap over and over. He obviously doesn't care about actually changing minds or opening dialogue, he's completely depersonalized us in his mind. We're not people, just the Other he can hate. He can open the deep well of hatred that fills the void in his soul, and spray it at us like a dog pissing on a fencepost.

I know it's useless to try to reach the troll, or establish any kind of dialog with him, human-to-human. He's completely beyond that. All he lives for is hate. What a lonely, bitter existence he must have -- alone with his hate, unable to think for himself, doomed to repeat opinions he's copying from people who view him with nothing but contempt for believing them.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 27, 2012 11:36 PM (FiplJ)

193 They look like this, CoolCzech. http://tinyurl.com/7ubqdd2

Posted by: no good deed at April 27, 2012 11:36 PM (mjR67)

194 I see that you are enthralled by daughters awesome rockin' tits.

Posted by: Ruler of Nippopelis at April 27, 2012 11:38 PM (GULKT)

195 Trimegistus, I used to donate to my local PBS fund drive. I haven't in years. I still get an occasional mailing from them begging for money. I return the mailing telling them exactly why I no longer donate.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 11:38 PM (V/Aej)

196 Tri, very well said and astute. Trolls must lead very empty lives.

On the other hand, it's shorter to tell him to go get his fuckin shinebox.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 27, 2012 11:39 PM (I/cLr)

197 Admit it. You guys have cheesed before.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 27, 2012 11:40 PM (piMMO)

198 knew I should not have bought Guild Wars 2

Posted by: The Dude at April 27, 2012 11:42 PM (M8yfa)

199 I had some potstickers at dim sum just a few days ago too. They're good at this place too--about 3" long and 2" in the centre--pork, cabbage and onion. Mmm.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2012 11:42 PM (nU/dt)

200 Sounds like the series "making the cut"

I don't know what that series is, but the Discovery show on Special Ops selection is incredible. You wouldn't believe what they do those poor guys just to pick out the few who get to be trained.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 11:44 PM (V/Aej)

201 Hey, where all the white wimmin at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at April 27, 2012 11:45 PM (E99n6)

202 May have been me, but it was my doctor taking me off Zocor after losing a bunch of weight.
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 27, 2012 11:32 PM (FoNan)

Congratulations to you too! =)

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:45 PM (Kc4zJ)

203 It is simply SO much fun working on this thing, when it's done I may actually be sad.

well there is always the next project...

sounds like Project Ford is doing great, wow

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:45 PM (7FadD)

204 You guys have cheesed before.
Yeah, man. The hard stuff too--sharp, aged cheddar. But I've never hardly ever rarely dress as a mouse.
http://tinyurl.com/79ow6tr

Posted by: andycanuck at April 27, 2012 11:46 PM (nU/dt)

205 154
How can broccoli be authentic Chinese? It's a hybrid of cauliflower and
brussel sprouts that was not even invented until the 20th century by
the father of Albert Broccoli, the producer of all the James Bond
movies!



It's not. But the hot red peppers that help define modern Sichuan cuisine came from South America, and Chinese chefs adapt to new ingredients, often. However, an American restaurant that serves "Mongolian Beef" is not a place to look for authenticity. I've cooked and read about Chinese food for many years, and have never heard of such a dish outside of American restaurants. And Mongolia is not one of the celebrated culinary regions of China, anyway.

Broccoli can be cooked in a delicious Chinese way. Briefly saute plenty of ginger, and a few dried hot peppers, in peanut oil. Add broccoli florets. Cook in the hot oil until coated and warm. Salt gently. Add a quarter cup of water or so and cover, letting it steam. When almost tender, add 1/4 cup water, mixed with a tablespoon of cornstarch. Wait until it turns into a clinging sauce, then serve. From Mrs Chiang's Sichuan Cookbook (title from memory). It's the only broccoli my wife will consider eating.

Posted by: Splunge at April 27, 2012 11:46 PM (2IW5Q)

206 Admit it. You guys have cheesed before.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 27, 2012 11:40 PM (piMMO)

how was Grimm (w/o spoilers)?

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:47 PM (Kc4zJ)

207 189
I thought a meth lab had beakers and test tubes and burners and stuff
like that. What the hell does a meth lab actually look like?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 27, 2012 11:34 PM (niZvt)

Well, a meth lab *should* have beakers and test tubes. But the idiots who actually make meth will resort to just mixing crap together in plastic bottles and such.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:47 PM (7FadD)

208 A rare double issue.

Gallant walks his date to her front door and waits till she goes in.
Goofus drags his date out of the car and puts her naked body on top of her father's Buick

Gallant goes home and prepares for bed.
Goofus goes over to Gallant's house to talk to him.

Posted by: Highlights for Children, February/March 1985 at April 27, 2012 11:48 PM (FoNan)

209 chemjeff, you've motivated me. I had joined weight watchers and took off quite a bit of weight a number of years ago. Well, when I started living with my dad almost all the time, I got in the habit of eating more high calorie food, so I put about 20 pounds back on. Because of your posts here, I have started being more careful about what I'm eating and am beginning to take it back off.
Thanks.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 11:48 PM (V/Aej)

210 Okay, I have to go.

goodnight!

Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:48 PM (Kc4zJ)

211 Blanch that broccoli, first and it won't take so long to cook.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2012 11:48 PM (VwrfQ)

212 Didn't bother to go to the link of that human Barbie, but please tell me she didn't have ribs removed. There's something abnormal about her shape, right around the ribcage, even for a big boobed thin woman.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 11:51 PM (V/Aej)

213 I couldn't stay away. Curse your rockin' tits

Posted by: Gerald Broflofski at April 27, 2012 11:51 PM (GULKT)

214 212
Didn't bother to go to the link of that human Barbie, but please tell me
she didn't have ribs removed. There's something abnormal about her
shape, right around the ribcage, even for a big boobed thin woman.


-----------

I suspect the eyes have been photoshopped in a lot of the pictures. At the very least, they've done that thing they did to Condi Rice in that one "demon eyes" photo.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 27, 2012 11:55 PM (6fER6)

215 Gallant walks his date to her front door and waits till she goes in.
Goofus drags his date out of the car and puts her naked body on top of her father's Buick

Gallant goes home and prepares for bed.
Goofus goes over to Gallant's house to talk to him.


I figured Goofus would go to Gallant's date's house.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 27, 2012 11:55 PM (oF3vz)

216 How can broccoli be authentic Chinese? It's a hybrid of cauliflower and

brussel sprouts that was not even invented until the 20th century by

the father of Albert Broccoli, the producer of all the James Bond

movies!

This is one of the many reasons the ONT is so pivotal in my life. Not only is there conviviality and cussing and fapping, but someone is always putting us teh knowledge.

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:55 PM (lJ2es)

217 Congratulations to you too! =)



Posted by: elizabethe at April 27, 2012 11:45 PM (Kc4zJ)

Thanks, MrsCaniac decided we needed to lose weight and put us on Weight Watchers. My cholesterol on Zocor was 190 in November, we started the diet on Jan 3rd, and at the end of February for my physical my cholesterol was 125. Doc said that I didn't need to take it any more, but to come back in 6 months to make sure all was okay. At that point, I had lost about 40 pounds, and as of last week, my weight loss was at 70 pounds. Lucky for me that we are in the OBX this week where there are Izod and Van Huesen outlets so I could buy some new pants because my pants were starting to literally fall off.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 27, 2012 11:56 PM (FoNan)

218 Posted by: nerdygirl at April 27, 2012 11:48 PM (V/Aej)

wow, that is awesome - you are quite welcome, and thank you for sharing your story! it is very gratifying to hear and it helps to keep me on track too. Now the pressure is really on!

pretty soon, with all of us losing weight, we will all combined lose enough weight to equal the weight of 1 Peaches.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:56 PM (7FadD)

219 Blanch that broccoli, first and it won't take so long to cook.

Posted by: garrett at April 27, 2012 11:48 PM (VwrfQ)

Don't tell me, tell those thieving ornamentals up at the corner philly cheese/sushi joint . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 27, 2012 11:57 PM (lJ2es)

220
Yeah, Project Ford has been a rare treat to do, chemjeff.

I couldn't help but be impressed by what you've done to date, with your weight loss program. Not sure if I could have displayed that level of commitment, love my food too much.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 27, 2012 11:57 PM (SAMxH)

221 You all know that the government will declare that the Shrimp is endangered in the gulf and ban any fishing just for them to remove them to a nice boil. It does mater that is is new and invasive to the area. The delta smelt might be new there too and they already kicked out the other smaller smelt like the Tiger Shrimp will do.

Posted by: tjexcite at April 27, 2012 11:57 PM (ovjF+)

222 Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 27, 2012 11:56 PM (FoNan)

Wow that is awesome! Yeah I think you and I both are going to have a big tax writeoff this year with all of the clothes donations to Goodwill

Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:57 PM (7FadD)

223 Gallant places his dirty clothes in the hamper.
Goofus places his junk into Gallant's turd hamper.

Posted by: Highlights for Children, April 1985 at April 27, 2012 11:58 PM (FoNan)

224 how was Grimm (w/o spoilers)?


****

I missed the first ten minutes and still tuned in but. without knowing what happened at the beginning, I was a little lost. So, I'll have to catch it on Hulu.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 27, 2012 11:59 PM (piMMO)

225 Do we have a new HQ table of weights and measures?

"how much have you lost?"

"only 1/4 peaches, but I wanna get to 2/3 peaches before I go to the maintenance phase."

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 28, 2012 12:00 AM (I/cLr)

226 What the hell does a meth lab actually look like?

An ungodly mess. What's even worse is what the meth cooks--or their children-- look like when the lab goes BOOM! This is a video about a baby who was terribly burned when daddy's chemical cuisine misfired:

http://tinyurl.com/7dy4247

Posted by: Basement Cat at April 28, 2012 12:01 AM (78/8s)

227 Mel Gibson on Leno. Just sat down.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 28, 2012 12:02 AM (piMMO)

228 Wow that is awesome! Yeah I think you and I both are
going to have a big tax writeoff this year with all of the clothes
donations to Goodwill


Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 11:57 PM (7FadD)

Yeah, I took a bunch to Goodwill a couple of days before our vacation started. I lost a bunch of weight about 12 years ago, but kept my old clothes. Big mistake, when I started to gain it back, I just got my old clothes out and started wearing them. Not this time.

Posted by: Highlights for Children, April 1985 at April 28, 2012 12:03 AM (FoNan)

229 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2huh7T1Rtg

Variations

Posted by: LC LaWedgie at April 28, 2012 12:04 AM (0It32)

230 "Mel Gibson on Leno. Just sat down."

Must see. He looks to have gone completely around the bend. Which is either all good or all bad, depending.

Posted by: navybrat at April 28, 2012 12:05 AM (JkMci)

231 228,

Off you dirty sock

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 28, 2012 12:05 AM (FoNan)

232 117 And speaking of Iran, I found an old article, have it all cued up as a wall of text, and will paste it thusly below.

During the Iran-Iraq War, the Ayatollah Khomeini imported 500,000 small plastic keys from Taiwan. The trinkets were meant to be inspirational. After Iraq invaded in September 1980, it had quickly become clear that Iran’s forces were no match for Saddam Hussein’s professional, well-armed military. To compensate for their disadvantage, Khomeini sent Iranian children, some as young as twelve years old, to the front lines. There, they marched in formation across minefields toward the enemy, clearing a path with their bodies. Before every mission, one of the Taiwanese keys would be hung around each child’s neck. It was supposed to open the gates to paradise for them.
At one point, however, the earthly gore became a matter of concern. “In the past,” wrote the semi-official Iranian daily Ettelaat as the war raged on, “we had child-volunteers: 14-, 15-, and 16-year-olds. They went into the minefields. Their eyes saw nothing. Their ears heard nothing. And then, a few moments later, one saw clouds of dust. When the dust had settled again, there was nothing more to be seen of them. Somewhere, widely scattered in the landscape, there lay scraps of burnt flesh and pieces of bone.” Such scenes would henceforth be avoided, Ettelaat assured its readers. “Before entering the minefields, the children [now] wrap themselves in blankets and they roll on the ground, so that their body parts stay together after the explosion of the mines and one can carry them to the graves.”
At the beginning of the war, Iran’s ruling mullahs did not send human beings into the minefields, but rather animals: donkeys, horses, and dogs. But the tactic proved useless: Photo by Gamma Presse/Newscom”After a few donkeys had been blown up, the rest ran off in terror,”
http://scoamf.us/sZ


All right, how did you make that URL?

Posted by: rickl at April 28, 2012 12:05 AM (sdi6R)

233 aww now you all are making me blush.



but I just gotta be honest, what kept me going wasn't this incredible
surge of will power, but it was four things: fear, anger, desperation,
and my living circumstances. I was desperate to try something that
would really work, I was afraid I was going to die young of some
horrible obesity-related disease, I was *angry* with myself for letting
it go on so long - actual physical anger, shouting-at-myself type of anger - and
my situation is that I live alone so I can freely throw away the junk
food and I don't have to cook food for others so there are very few
temptations in the house, and I don't have a bunch of friends who constantly want to drag me out to a restaurant or anything.

personally I think will power is overrated. it's the other, negative emotions that IMO are more relevant and powerful.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2012 12:06 AM (7FadD)

234 Must see. He looks to have gone completely around the bend. Which is either all good or all bad, depending.


****

Seems totally together. I'm glad Leno gave him a chance, right up front, to address the Esterhaus story.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 28, 2012 12:07 AM (piMMO)

235 Seems totally together. I'm glad Leno gave him a chance, right up front, to address the Esterhaus story.

They should play some of those phone convo tapes with the ex-baby-mama. Those are priceless. I bet they could tip him full postal right there on national tee vee. Fuckin' asshole.

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 12:09 AM (lJ2es)

236 anyway, I am going to bed

yes I am going to have to clean out my closet this summer


good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at April 28, 2012 12:09 AM (7FadD)

237 'Night, chemjeff, you sexy thang you . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 28, 2012 12:12 AM (lJ2es)

238 Say what you want about Mel Gibson but the son of a bitch understands story structure.

Posted by: buzzion at April 28, 2012 12:13 AM (GULKT)

239 Jim Treacher has a good one up at the D.C. Trawler.

dailycaller.com
/2012/04/27/
what-if-obama-mocked-himself-instead-of-his
-opponents-at-the-white-house-correspondents-dinner/

http://tinyurl.com/bucgfb7

Posted by: Looking Glass at April 28, 2012 12:14 AM (2J6Jv)

240
Time for the old folk. As always, y'all are fine to be around. It's a privilege to interact with you.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 28, 2012 12:15 AM (SAMxH)

241
Say what you want about Mel Gibson but the son of a bitch understands story structure.


***

He said he's now making a Viking movie

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 28, 2012 12:18 AM (piMMO)

242 Gallant gives Goofus the courtesy of a reacharound.
Goofus smacks Gallant's ass for a little bit more wiggle.

Posted by: Highlights for Children, May 1985 at April 28, 2012 12:18 AM (FoNan)

243 Evening Team!

I'm busy as hell banging out the Gaming thread and doing my part in sowing terror in Jita

http://tinyurl.com/6udassj

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2012 12:20 AM (zyaZ1)

244 "Damn, I thought they said "math labs."
Posted by: CoolCzech"

Nope, it's what used to be a nice semi-rural area. Ignorant trashy people have decided that there is a lot of money in making meth, and these people are having kids. It's a bad situation. Drug addicts, who are imbeciles even without the drugs, make very poor parents. You wouldn't believe the behavior of the 5 and 6 year olds that they are getting.



Posted by: nerdygirl at April 28, 2012 12:21 AM (V/Aej)

245 I dunno, "The Beaver" was just world-class, weapons grade, stupid bad.

Posted by: navybrat at April 28, 2012 12:26 AM (JkMci)

246 "what-if-obama-mocked-himself-instead-of-his

-opponents-at-the-white-house-correspondents-dinner"


Not possible, his late-night/SNL comedy writing lapdogs have repeatedly declared that there is nothing mock-able about Obama.




Posted by: cm9000 at April 28, 2012 12:31 AM (MwTP4)

247 i just looked at teh barbie chick. grim and i agreed the face is not so bad without the creepy contacts in. I think her body is odd not scary. Grim said it looked frightening to him. we both want to know how in the world she will get a sane person to date her. Mom appears to be in the FB images and she is gorgeous thoough older, which is not usual for all eastern European women who seem to turn 45 and morph into mailboxes with severe haircuts.




perhaps mummy is investing in making daughter look this way so she can attach herself to some weird ogliarch (all those russian billionaires are WEIRD) and thats her plan.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 28, 2012 12:34 AM (r7Ddb)

248 a Recycled post from late, late, late last night ...

Zombies !!!!

http://tinyurl.com/cl9h8t6

scroll down, video mid-screen...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 12:36 AM (VVZaH)

249 Hi gushie! Yeah, barbie girl is spooky. Wouldn't hit it with Cool Czech's....

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 28, 2012 12:38 AM (I/cLr)

250 249
Hi gushie! Yeah, barbie girl is spooky. Wouldn't hit it with Cool Czech's....

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 28, 2012 12:38 AM (I/cLr)


thats pretty much what Grim said. he was horrified that her ribs had been obviously taken out

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 28, 2012 12:39 AM (r7Ddb)

251 ♪ Baby I was born this way ♫

Posted by: Valeria Lukyanova at April 28, 2012 12:42 AM (oF3vz)

252 Hi gushie! Yeah, barbie girl is spooky. Wouldn't hit it with Cool Czech's....

I dunno, I think she's kind of hot...

Posted by: Ken, Getting Bored with Banging Skipper and Midge at April 28, 2012 12:47 AM (E99n6)

253 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy the magician at April 28, 2012 12:49 AM (z9HTb)

254 Goodnight, morons, everywhere...vacation begins in 28 hours.

Posted by: DC in Towson at April 28, 2012 12:50 AM (I/cLr)

255 Oh look a troll.

Still pinning for the glory days when they beat W. Oh wait they didn't, they lost to him twice. Must sting. That's why they are always campaigning against him. Go ahead troll seethe in the Bush hate.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 28, 2012 12:52 AM (GE1+K)

256 vacation begins in 28 hours

Wally World closes in 27 ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 12:52 AM (VVZaH)

257 Looks like the site is smiting trolls these days. Almost no need for a troll hunter anymore *sniff*

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 28, 2012 12:53 AM (GE1+K)

258 Almost no need for a troll hunter anymore *sniff*


Tell us how you did it in the old days, Grandpa!

Posted by: fluffy behind the ears at April 28, 2012 12:56 AM (z9HTb)

259 Mass project is going okay, I am down 47 lbs
Posted by: chemjeff at April 27, 2012 10:21 PM (7FadD)
------------------------->
Congratulations, chemjeff.

However, since you were referring to mass, shouldn't you have said you lost about 1.5 slugs ?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 28, 2012 12:57 AM (M0NzJ)

260 Well back in 06 when blogging was young...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 28, 2012 12:57 AM (GE1+K)

261 >>>However, since you were referring to mass, shouldn't you have said you lost about 1.5 slugs ?

Lbm (pound mass) yes it's a real unit.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 28, 2012 12:59 AM (GE1+K)

262 Wow. Ukrainian Barbie is on my Memorial Day gift wishlist.

Posted by: SFGoth at April 28, 2012 01:02 AM (95fFA)

263 Oh i still remember the great troll drive of 08. They were in every thread; trolls as far as the eye could see.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 28, 2012 01:06 AM (GE1+K)

264 Hello, morons. My Nashville Predators crapped the bed tonight, but today is now Saturday, so that's good.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 28, 2012 01:06 AM (lJJMb)

265 Evening all.. again.

Just watched the weirdest movie on demand with my son. The Divide... . ugh..

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 28, 2012 01:08 AM (DGIjM)

266 I'm sorry, we're closed.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Night Watchman at April 28, 2012 01:11 AM (E99n6)

267 Hola! Slow tonight.

Barbie girl doesn't even look real. She looks like her face is made of plastic.

Posted by: Theresa at April 28, 2012 01:12 AM (Cf5RM)

268 Gallant takes a shower so that he is fresh before getting in bed.
Goofus wipes his junk on Gallant's drapes and beats feet out.

Posted by: Highlights for Children, June 1985 at April 28, 2012 01:13 AM (FoNan)

269 Gallant cries himself to sleep because Goofus left him alone.
Goofus grabs a case of Natty Bo and drinks himself to sleep.

Posted by: Highlights for Children, July 1985 at April 28, 2012 01:16 AM (FoNan)

270 Barbie girl doesn't even look real. She looks like her face is made of plastic.

How can a woman do such things to herself?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 28, 2012 01:18 AM (E99n6)

271 Gallant goes to the polls and says "Yes we can" as he votes for Obama.
Goofus says "fuck it, both those guys are douches" and decides to get drunk and play Halo instead.

Posted by: Highlights for Children, November 2008 at April 28, 2012 01:18 AM (FoNan)

272 Gallant says "thank you" to the clerk at the unemployment office when he picks up his check.

Goofus decides to set up a meth lab in Gallant's basement.

Posted by: Highlights for Children, June 2010 at April 28, 2012 01:20 AM (FoNan)

273 The Cards can hit. This Brewers fan writhes in shame.

Posted by: Donna V. at April 28, 2012 01:23 AM (IT5h6)

274 Does Ukranin Barbie get half of Ukranin Yuriy's stuff when they divorce?

Posted by: Alaskan at April 28, 2012 01:24 AM (vdMyh)

275 IIRC, it was Cubby Broccoli's uncle, not his dad -- but it amply demonstrates how recently the plant was developed.

Posted by: Issa at April 28, 2012 01:25 AM (kaalw)

276 Well half of Yuri's radio isotopes he has in th lead safe. Course they are disguised as jewelry.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 28, 2012 01:26 AM (GE1+K)

277 Sorry, that was me -- thought I'd changed socks before I came to blog.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 28, 2012 01:27 AM (kaalw)

278 Hi, Nancy P. You got me thinking about that video with you and VP Cheney during one of the SOTU's for GW, the one where you're blinking like crazy, blip, blip, blip-blip, and then the VP blinks once - "boooop!" Is it that the botox makes your eyes twitchy?

Posted by: Theresa at April 28, 2012 01:27 AM (Cf5RM)

279 but it helps if you change into *clean* socks ... just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 01:28 AM (VVZaH)

280 A bit of Ukranian history: In 1932, Stalin exported 5 million tons of grain from the Ukraine. Interestingly, 5 million Ukranians died of starvation that same year.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 28, 2012 01:29 AM (9lQzN)

281 >>>blip, blip, blip-blip

I thought it was a POW signal or something.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 28, 2012 01:29 AM (GE1+K)

282 The dog at the top reminds me of my old dog, died a few years back in, I think it was, 2037.

Posted by: John Titor at April 28, 2012 01:33 AM (xKC/c)

283 Ha, Gushie, "mailboxes with severehaircuts!" Almost spit beer all over my computer screen!

Posted by: Theresa at April 28, 2012 01:38 AM (Cf5RM)

284 @CoolCzech

authentic Chinese food now uses:

tomatoes - helpfully called foreign eggplant in chinese
potatoes - but not always fully cooked, which is weird
broccoli - but not how Chinese-American food uses it - it usually comes as a separate dish not in stir fries.

These are all new world plants.

Posted by: sexypig at April 28, 2012 01:47 AM (yAt68)

285 282
The dog at the top reminds me of my old dog, died a few years back in, I think it was, 2037.


Posted by: John Titor at April 28, 2012 01:33 AM (xKC/c)

--------
I LOLed. Out loud.

Posted by: Anachronda listens to too much Coast to Coast AM at April 28, 2012 01:52 AM (6fER6)

286
Here's an update of my son's situation from last night , if anyone's intersted.

He called the kron police late this afternon to see if there was any news on his case (he was jumped by 3 guys, fought them off, and called the police. He was not badly hurt,a nd was able to give licence plate number and a first name to one of the assailants.)

Well, he found out that the incident was filed as a "personal altercation, resolved." and no formal report was filed. The cops didnn't even copy down the licence plate number heprovided. So he was told that if he wanted to pusue the case further, he would need to come down and file a personal complaint. Unfortunately, he couldn't remember the licence number, but he got the fist letter (of 3) and the last 4 digits,.

He has expenses related to this attack, despite he has no serious injusries. He had tt get an MRI on his neck since he's had previous problems, and he's out a car key which costs about150bucks nowadays.

2problemsI see here. These punks will know better next time to show up on a joy ride unarmed. Next time, someone gets killed because the cops didn't give a shit to put these guys in their place the first time.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 28, 2012 01:59 AM (j+Izh)

287 So, this place looks like a scene from Omega Man.

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:00 AM (ufJKx)

288 There is no greater bully than an anti-bullying activist

"Anti-bullying speaker curses Christian teens

"As many as 100 high school students walked out of a national journalism conference after an anti-bullying speaker began cursing, attacked the Bible and reportedly called those who refused to listen to his rant 'pansy asses.'"

http://bit.ly/IYJ2bb

Those who preach "tolerance" the loudest are often the most intolerant of all.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 28, 2012 02:02 AM (DoaFB)

289 So, this place looks like a scene from Omega Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHya8IJhZic

... I'm a traditionalist ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:07 AM (VVZaH)

290 Anyone try to buy a reading light in California recently? It's a freaking joke. Although you can buy 100 watt equivalent CFL's, evidently a 13 watt CFL is the maximum allowable wattage available for sale now with new lamps. That seems to be roughly equivalent to a 40 watt incandescent. If you thought of replacing the 13 watt CFL with a 26 watt CFL, forget it. The new lamps are only rated for 13 watt bulbs. Oh well, with our public schools, it's not like anyone will know HOW to read in another couple years anyway.

Posted by: OCBill at April 28, 2012 02:11 AM (MiSre)

291 Hey, this is cool: Tomorrow after the MA GOP caucus, I'm having a high-level meeting with one of the candidates for MA-4.

Posted by: Truman North at April 28, 2012 02:12 AM (I2LwF)

292 Good evening.

Man, sure is dead tonight.

Watched Jackie Brown tonight. First time since I saw it in the theater 15 years ago. I remember falling asleep during it. Was utterly confused. Newly released on blu, so what the hell, give it a shot again. VERY GOOD! Not as good as Rservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction but better than Kill Bill, Death Proof and Inglourious Basterds.

Pam Grier was smokin' hot.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:14 AM (F79HU)

293 Posted by: OCBill at April 28, 2012 02:11 AM


Don't surprise me really, the way the peoples republic of california is they would be quite happy to look like N Korea at night from space.

Posted by: Berserker at April 28, 2012 02:14 AM (FMbng)

294 Wouldn't it be a riot if all the conservatives and the wealthy just up and left California? The fucking leftists that are concentrated in the major metro areas have already screwed this place up.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at April 28, 2012 02:15 AM (TsNVA)

295 Was also trying to politely email an iFriend from Britain that I couldn't help out with his scheme to avoid high shipping costs on a pair of shoes.

Would love to help but you're shit outta luck, dude.

Trying to say that politely is challenging.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:17 AM (F79HU)

296 Black Jack... the federal government would just bail it out. Too big to fail

Posted by: Truman North at April 28, 2012 02:19 AM (I2LwF)

297 Kalifornia should have split into 2 states by now. Those esarly folk with the idea are probably regretting their lack of initiative at this time..

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 28, 2012 02:19 AM (j+Izh)

298 Truman North at April 28, 2012 02:12 AM (I2LwF)


Shake hands, ask intelligent questions, offer to bring pie ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:19 AM (VVZaH)

299
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 28, 2012 01:59 AM (j+Izh)

What the fuck? Lazy fucking cocksuckers.
I bet they'd be putting a nightstick up someone's ass if they busted out their cellphone camera.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:20 AM (F79HU)

300 Oh shit can someone move that to draft?

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2012 02:21 AM (zyaZ1)

301 bergerbilder at April 28, 2012 01:59 AM (j+Izh)


Am glad to hear your son is OK. Not glad to hear that he got the brush off ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:21 AM (VVZaH)

302 Shake hands, ask intelligent questions, offer to bring pie ...


Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:19 AM (VVZaH)

NO no, you go up to him and say, "I want my taxes low, I want my doctor back and I want me my gaw'damn cheapie hunnerd watt incandescent lightbulbs, you dig?" If he nods his head to all three you might have yourself a winner.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:22 AM (F79HU)

303 289
So, this place looks like a scene from Omega Man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHya8IJhZic

... I'm a traditionalist ...


Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:07 AM (VVZaH)

===
Anthony Zerbe still scares me.

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:22 AM (ufJKx)

304 Robert!

Offer to wear the shoes over to him, if he springs for airfare ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:23 AM (VVZaH)

305 whew I think I got it

Posted by: Zakn at April 28, 2012 02:23 AM (zyaZ1)

306 Speaking of hundred watt, I'm pleased to find out Lowes still has eight packs of 100 watts in stock for $4, maybe $5 bucks a pack (the signage was contradictory). I was only there for a new clicker for the light fixture in my ceiling fan so I didn't get any.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:24 AM (F79HU)

307 Anthony Zerbe still scares me.

It's a family thing...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:26 AM (VVZaH)

308 307
Anthony Zerbe still scares me.

It's a family thing...


Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:26 AM (VVZaH)

===
It always is ...

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:27 AM (ufJKx)

309
Offer to wear the shoes over to him, if he springs for airfare ...


Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:23 AM (VVZaH)

HAHA! Well they were for his wife. I don't think she'd want my big ass hairy feet in her dainty shoes.
Actually, I believe it was these in case you're interested.
http://tinyurl.com/8444x3f

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:27 AM (F79HU)

310 I have posted shoes. The 'ettes shall all disappear for the evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:30 AM (F79HU)

311 Well, he found out that the incident was filed as a "personal altercation, resolved." and no formal report was filed. The cops didnn't even copy down the licence plate number heprovided. So he was told that if he wanted to pusue the case further, he would need to come down and file a personal complaint. Unfortunately, he couldn't remember the licence number, but he got the fist letter (of 3) and the last 4 digits,.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 28, 2012 01:59 AM (j+Izh)


You know, I fuckin' hate people sometimes.

I mean, what kind of pathetic piss-brained cop says "yeah, we got a gang of people running around attacking strangers, I'll just toss that in the old round file, go get some donuts."

Not only are the police never there when you need them, apparently even when they *are* there, they're not there.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2012 02:30 AM (bxiXv)

312 Trying to say that politely is challenging.
Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:17 AM (F79HU)


Ask 'em if they can ship you some cocaine. Why should you be the only one breaking the law?

I used to sell all the time on eBay, and it was a constant with foreign orders. "Would you defraud customs for me?" As a matter of fact, no, I won't.

Not quite as bad as the 30% no-pay ratio, but annoying.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2012 02:33 AM (bxiXv)

313 It always is ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Uzikag7Xo

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:33 AM (VVZaH)

314 Not only are the police never there when you need them, apparently even when they *are* there, they're not there.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2012 02:30 AM (bxiXv)

===
they were too busy down at the union hall trying to make sure they control the next mayor so they can get another raise.

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:33 AM (ufJKx)

315 I wrote a seven-page campaign strategy doc with a cover letter and outline, and I included a copy of my resume. Who knows? Maybe I can be their piss boy.

Posted by: Truman North at April 28, 2012 02:34 AM (I2LwF)

316 313
It always is ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Uzikag7Xo

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:33 AM (VVZaH)

===
I got a 'Best Western' ad to go with Sly. It always cracks me up when subversive shit goes mainstream.

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:38 AM (ufJKx)

317 I have posted shoes. The 'ettes shall all disappear for the evening.

you posted shoes, not stompy boots ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:38 AM (VVZaH)

318 Anyway... time for bed. See you retards soon.

Posted by: Truman North at April 28, 2012 02:38 AM (I2LwF)

319 Dark Lord, have you ever written a movie script?

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:40 AM (ufJKx)

320
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2012 02:33 AM (bxiXv)


I don't know if he was just trying to get around customs. He just mentioned shipping. I don't think customs was a problem. I mean maybe but I don't think he was. I know fuck all about customs but a couple of years ago I did send some Jiffy peanut butter to an expat friend living overseas, no problems there.

Cocaine? If it helps me lose weight faster, sure. Kidding!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:42 AM (F79HU)

321 Good night Truman ... best of luck ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:42 AM (VVZaH)

322 Morons, self-aware spoons and pre-devoured bacon, we must make the new term:

"Franken" - to steal an election using fraud.

C'mon guys, let Senator Al have some lasting fame.

"to Franken something" - to steal something, using devious, malignant, dishonorable means.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 28, 2012 02:43 AM (i0App)

323 Bobby Womack - Across 110th Street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmc9tDky9B4

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:45 AM (F79HU)

324 not stompy boots ...


Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 02:38 AM (VVZaH)

Ooohhhh, you're right!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:46 AM (F79HU)

325 Good night, Truman!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:46 AM (F79HU)

326 Shit. It's getting cloudy. Sometimes that lasts for months around here. I hope not this time.

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:47 AM (ufJKx)

327 319 Dark Lord, have you ever written a movie script?
Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:40 AM (ufJKx)


I keep putting it off. I've written plays. Stories. In process on a novel (first draft done).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2012 02:49 AM (bxiXv)

328 Been trying for a whiile to cut back on the booze and meds, posting less, not getting emotionally involved, getting to bed earlier,enjoying some "quiet time" with my wife.I think I'm goin through some rercidivism.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 28, 2012 02:49 AM (j+Izh)

329 327
319 Dark Lord, have you ever written a movie script?

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:40 AM (ufJKx)



I keep putting it off. I've written plays. Stories. In process on a novel (first draft done).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2012 02:49 AM (bxiXv)

===
I have this goofy idea about moron-crowd-sourcing a movie script. I have a story idea in mind. I am thinking the ONT peeps are just the right obnoxious, sarcastic bastards to fill in the blanks. Not sure what to do next.

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:54 AM (ufJKx)

330 The Spinners - I'll Be Around

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgJCZgG3Ziw

This is Quentin Tarantino's fault.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:58 AM (F79HU)

331 I have this goofy idea about moron-crowd-sourcing a movie script. I have a story idea in mind. I am thinking the ONT peeps are just the right obnoxious, sarcastic bastards to fill in the blanks. Not sure what to do next.
Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 02:54 AM (ufJKx)


Most of what we do is analysis or comedy, which is hard to combine. And our comedy is highly contextual and very idiosyncratic, which is almost impossible to present.

In short, I wish you the very best of luck with that, you have your work cut out for you, don't take any wooden nickels, etc.

PS you basically just missed Script Frenzy, which is the screenplay version of National Novel Writing Month. I bet there are good tips / discussions on their site, though.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2012 03:01 AM (bxiXv)

332 This is Quentin Tarantino's fault.


Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 02:58 AM (F79HU)

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yeah, but he had the sense to off chris tucker right away.

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 03:02 AM (ufJKx)

333 Man I'd love to bury my face in Pam Grier's tits.

That's basically all you think while watching Jackie Brown.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 03:14 AM (F79HU)

334 Maybe if I cockslap the ONT hard enough some random lurkers will fall out and post.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 03:14 AM (F79HU)

335 334
Maybe if I cockslap the ONT hard enough some random lurkers will fall out and post.


Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 03:14 AM (F79HU)

I would post more, but I'm out of time.

Posted by: John Titor at April 28, 2012 03:20 AM (xKC/c)

336 hey zakn, how is the progress of Burn Jita?

Posted by: The Dude at April 28, 2012 03:20 AM (M8yfa)

337 Stick a fork in it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 28, 2012 03:20 AM (bxiXv)

338 I'm hungry.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 03:24 AM (F79HU)

339 Bobby Womack ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBHeao4lD_U

Stop on By

{a personal favorite}

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 03:26 AM (VVZaH)

340 http://www.knac.com/article.asp?ArticleID=8703

Damn.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 03:27 AM (F79HU)

341 Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 03:26 AM (VVZaH)


Love it!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 03:33 AM (F79HU)

342 339
Bobby Womack ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBHeao4lD_U

Stop on By

{a personal favorite}


Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 03:26 AM (VVZaH)

===

http://tinyurl.com/7jxbvp9

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 03:34 AM (ufJKx)

343 You guys need to pick up the pace. Either that or I am going to start talking politics.

Posted by: GMB at April 28, 2012 03:37 AM (kPe9l)

344
Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 03:34 AM (ufJKx)

What you won't do for love...like something involving an eggplant?

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 03:41 AM (F79HU)

345 Got lawn and garden chores tomorrow so I probably will make like a tree sooner than later ...

need to kill some weeds,
cut some grass,
pick up fallen fruit from the windstorm,
add a shut off valve to the vegie garden sprinkler,
rake,
wash some pots bag for transport to new garden ...
trim tree,
trim bamboo,
sweep some stones,

busy day tomorrow.

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 03:42 AM (VVZaH)

346
speaking of sax --


http://tinyurl.com/nsbulc

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 03:42 AM (ufJKx)

347 jc at April 28, 2012 03:34 AM (ufJKx)


dat's kewl, bro ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 03:43 AM (VVZaH)

348 I have not yet learned to work the saxophone ...

but I like Belgium chocolate.

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 03:45 AM (VVZaH)

349
Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 03:42 AM (VVZaH)

Do you ever stop working? Or at least come here and re-wallpaper my bathroom.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 03:46 AM (F79HU)

350 Dammit...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tim51MwBCxk

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 03:48 AM (F79HU)

351 343
You guys need to pick up the pace. Either that or I am going to start talking politics.

Posted by: GMB at April 28, 2012 03:37 AM (kPe9l)

======
http://tinyurl.com/6kcxz4u

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 03:48 AM (ufJKx)

352 Either that or I am going to start talking politics.

So is Obama a Keyensian?

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 03:48 AM (VVZaH)

353 Not a big fan of the rolling stones here.

Yes.

Thats enough politics for today.

Posted by: GMB at April 28, 2012 03:51 AM (kPe9l)

354 Do you ever stop working?

actually yes. *hangs head*

I could have gotten a head start today, but was thinking // day dreaming some plot ideas.

The key to writing, I am told, is apply seat of pants to seat of chair. Some maybe, Sunday afternoon, just start typing.

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 03:52 AM (VVZaH)

355 @345 my crazy, lovable uncle always said " Yardwork and alcohol " the cure all for everything, a little spin on the John Deere a cold beer"...just mowing'

Posted by: AlaskaGal at April 28, 2012 03:56 AM (2fe76)

356 couldn't find a Paul Butterfield version --

http://tinyurl.com/7oe3gu8

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 03:58 AM (ufJKx)

357 355
@345 my crazy, lovable uncle always said " Yardwork and alcohol " the
cure all for everything, a little spin on the John Deere a cold
beer"...just mowing'

Posted by: AlaskaGal at April 28, 2012 03:56 AM (2fe76)

===
did you just get a ton of clouds where you are? dark nasty looking ones here.

Posted by: jc at April 28, 2012 04:00 AM (ufJKx)

358 Robert -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6lKT8REALw

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 04:01 AM (VVZaH)

359 AlaskaGal at April 28, 2012 03:56 AM (2fe76)

NOTE TO SELF ... buy alcohol
: -))

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 04:02 AM (VVZaH)

360 I'm fucked here.

I'm just fucked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ICBh17uIIs

Dammit!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 04:03 AM (F79HU)

361 Adriane, that was my favorite question at some liberal rallies last fall...the protesters all saw Kenyan.. Preconceived notions...idiots

Posted by: AlaskaGal at April 28, 2012 04:03 AM (2fe76)

362
Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 03:52 AM (VVZaH)

You could get one of those work stations where you stand up to save from getting your ass all sweaty from sitting too long.
Sweaty ass.
The silent killer.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 04:04 AM (F79HU)

363
Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 04:01 AM (VVZaH)

YES!
Metal will bring me back. Sweet, wholesome, evil metal music.

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 04:06 AM (F79HU)

364 Have alcohol stored, plus lots of rice if I have to make Budweiser, it will do in a pinch

Posted by: AlaskaGal at April 28, 2012 04:07 AM (2fe76)

365 Robert at April 28, 2012 04:03 AM (F79HU)

What?!?

WHAT?!?

You never took us out for good gin, champagne, and wine !!!!

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 04:08 AM (VVZaH)

366 AlaskaGal at April 28, 2012 04:03 AM (2fe76)

I think of the vid often.

Some people were getting ready to have a heart attack ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 04:10 AM (VVZaH)

367 JC,64 today,did my least favorite springtime job on the dog farm, but at least the sun was shinning

Posted by: AlaskaGal at April 28, 2012 04:11 AM (2fe76)

368 Mmmmmmm, sleep beckons.

Good night, Adriane!

Good nght, JC!

Good night, AlaskaGal and GMB!

Posted by: Robert at April 28, 2012 04:22 AM (F79HU)

369 Good Night, Roberto!

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 04:23 AM (VVZaH)

370 Roses are red,
But usually sold as a single,
The thought of all that yard work,
Has produced down my leg, no tingle ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 04:25 AM (VVZaH)

371 Yes sleep beckons, nite 'rons

Posted by: AlaskaGal at April 28, 2012 04:25 AM (2fe76)

372 Good Night, AlaskaGal ...

Better tomorrows.

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 04:29 AM (VVZaH)

373 Blue is the sky,
Blue green is the sea,
Getting ready to fade, myself,
at 373 ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 04:31 AM (VVZaH)

374 Close all the windows,
Shut the front door,
Bowing out for the night,
at 374 ...

Happy Weekend All ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 28, 2012 05:21 AM (VVZaH)

375 Man, no comments for an hour?

Posted by: teej at April 28, 2012 05:26 AM (Y5LDn)

376 Looks like the aftermath of a party

Posted by: Jean at April 28, 2012 05:32 AM (ilc7b)

377 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 28, 2012 08:09 AM (n0uH5)

378 Re: the heroic service dog in Philly's Winfield Heights, ya gotta love dogs! Still 'n' all, tho', I'd rather live on Wolverton Mountain.

Posted by: Thorvald at April 28, 2012 09:32 AM (OhenJ)

379 Yep! I was agreed, I'll keep in touch to your blog.

Posted by: The Serpent’s Shadow epub at May 01, 2012 07:46 PM (hkdkM)

380 I just cant stop reading this. Its so cool, so full of information that I just didnt know. Im glad to see that people are actually writing about this issue in such a smart way, showing us all different sides to it. Youre a great blogger. Please keep it up. I cant wait to read whats next.

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