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| Chris Matthews: Isn't the Political Pundit Class Going to Rally To Stop People From Voting Out Our First Black President?The actual question Matthews asked is, "Is there going to be a reluctance on the part of the voters, and the political community that talks politics, as we get into November, about dumping the first African President, the first African-American President? Is that going to be something that just ratchets people -- Waaait a minute here, this guy's gonna knock out the first guy that ever got aboard?" Some people could ask this question neutrally, as in, simply, "Will this happen?" (Answer: It's already happening.) Matthews asks it as in, "When are the people not on MSNBC going to be more overt in their support of Obama?" Bernie Goldberg:Liberals, many of them, not all of them, but many of them are obsessed with race. They see everything through a filter of race. So in 2008 there were articles that said, if Barack Obama loses, there is only one reason: racism in America. Now there's a suggestion if he's not reelected, it could be -- right -- because of racism in America. Read more: Comments1
Obama the tar baby? Chris....
Posted by: Cicero at April 24, 2012 10:47 AM (sF2ak) Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2012 10:48 AM (C8hzL) Posted by: laceyunderalls w/the obligatory pathetic comment at April 24, 2012 10:49 AM (pLTLS) 4
Obama is a SCOAMF/T
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at April 24, 2012 10:49 AM (dL9LY) 5
about dumping the first African President, the first African-American President?>>
Why did Chris uncorrect himself there? Since Barry sure is acting like an African President more than an American one. Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2012 10:50 AM (tf9Ne) 6
Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 24, 2012 10:51 AM (8y9MW) 7
Im thinking Ace got a new alarm clock recently.
Or read the instructions for an old one. Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2012 10:48 AM (C8hzL) All-night hobo hunt. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 24, 2012 10:51 AM (tQoT4) 8
"Is there going to be a reluctance on the part of the voters, and the political community that talks politics, as we get into November, about dumping the first African President..."
Freudian slip? I think not. Tingles has race on the brain. Can we begin calling Chrissy a Birther? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 10:51 AM (4df7R) 9
Gonna DVR Chrissy on election night. Hope to see a short-circuit in his tingle.
Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 24, 2012 10:52 AM (ybkwK) 10
They're trotting out the race card early. I guess they have seen some unpleasant poll data. Expect that card to be played at any and every opportunity, to the point where people rebel at it.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 24, 2012 10:52 AM (RD7QR) 11
I wish that someone would just finally grab these commentator's attention, and utterly humiliate them on the air.
Call them out, as liars, racists, sowers of discord, tell them how they shame the nation at large, et cetera. I keep waiting for an epic takedown, like one of Ace's "I have had it with this bullshit" posts, but spoken directly to the faces of these cretins. I'd pay cash money to see their expressions. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2012 10:52 AM (C+6FS) Posted by: Deli LLama at April 24, 2012 10:52 AM (uv9eO) 13
10 They're trotting out the race card early. I guess they have seen some unpleasant poll data. Expect that card to be played at any and every opportunity, to the point where people rebel at it.
Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 24, 2012 10:52 AM (RD7QR) I wouldn't say they're trotting it out early. More like they never put the race card away. Every single criticism of Obama, since 2008 forward, has been tied to so-called racism. Every single one. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 10:53 AM (4df7R) 14
When (not if) the SCOAMF is unemployed after next January, we should declare a national party for a whole week. BTW, B'Gal and I were talking the other day about the economy cranking up as the November election draws closer. I said it'll be because everybody's looking forward to life without Obama's boot on our neck, and she said, "You realize he'll take all the credit for it, don't you?" I said yeah, but the country's starting to wake up. I mean, when you've lost Jon Lovitz... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at April 24, 2012 10:53 AM (d0Tfm) 15
Any color or model (well not a Volt) will do. Any color, comrade? You know what color the new car has to be. Report for re-education. Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 24, 2012 10:54 AM (bylA8) 16
Chris Mathews and Bill O'Reiley. Who gives a shit about either one of them.
Bernie Goldberg is now tarred and feathered since he left the liberal news plantation. Especially since he wrote that scathing book about the MFM and Obama in 2008. Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2012 10:54 AM (YdQQY) 17
I guess Matthews missed the memo on the "content of his character" thing.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 24, 2012 10:55 AM (Pi5Sz) 18
"have i mentioned my book?" bernie goldberg
Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 24, 2012 10:55 AM (Ho2rs) 19
Obama eats dogs.
Posted by: Hayabusa at April 24, 2012 10:55 AM (6kctq) 20
Bernie Goldberg is now tarred and feathered since he left the liberal
news plantation. Especially since he wrote that scathing book about the MFM and Obama in 2008. ----- IMHO.... that's a feature ..... not a bug. Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2012 10:56 AM (C8hzL) 21
Chris Matthews is straight up racist. Reverse racism, sure, but just as authentic as any other form.
And did I mention he's a self-hating dolt whose brain seems to be getting mushier by the day? Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 24, 2012 10:56 AM (21lBC) 22
SCOAMF is a race neutral, and must be earned. It is hardly the kind of label a person can just fall into.
Oddly enough this is probably the only thing our post racial precedent has ever truly earned on his own. Posted by: Fire with Fire at April 24, 2012 10:56 AM (lcwvr) 23
Chris Matthews is Howard Beale without the wit, intelligence, gravitas and good looks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2012 10:57 AM (Af3Wg) 24
>>the political community that talks politics
Journalists talking about journalists. I'll go get myself a beer while you diddle each other. Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 24, 2012 10:57 AM (sIJGg) 25
The only reason they're obsessed with race is because they're so prejudiced, see: Crazy Lena eating the black lady-cake.
Posted by: kallisto at April 24, 2012 10:57 AM (jm/9g) 26
If Obama does get re-elected, the next question for the media will be: If we don't repeal the 22nd Amendment (two term limit), is it because of race. Think I'm kidding.....? Posted by: Canoedad at April 24, 2012 10:58 AM (A3zgF) 27
I guess the War On Women™ turned out to be a bust.
Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2012 10:58 AM (HjPtV) 28
Journalists talking about journalists. I'll go get myself a beer while you diddle each other.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 24, 2012 10:57 AM (sIJGg) Not enough beer in the world to eradicate that image... Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 24, 2012 10:58 AM (RD7QR) 29
How to put this delicately: gas is pushing four dollars a gallon. It's been there for quite a while with no sign of letting up. This is getting old, like, really really fast. It doesn't matter at this point who's in office. Come November, chances are they're going to be toast. Posted by: Lace Whig at April 24, 2012 10:58 AM (+OP3J) 30
THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!
Posted by: toby928© at April 24, 2012 10:58 AM (NG097) 31
This race will be ugly. Mitt will say or do something stupid on the campaign trail, I guarantee. The media will be all over it.
Obama will still lose. Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 24, 2012 10:59 AM (joXZt) 32
So Matthews thinks that Obama gets to be president for life because he's half white, and some mix of arab and black on the other side? When he eventually dies, does the same mix have to take over then or that would be racist?
Posted by: Dagny, the warrior queen at April 24, 2012 10:59 AM (4yXmp) 33
Oh Chrissy, you're going to play that dog-eared race card you've been hiding up your sleeve again ? Dude, give it a rest. That's so 2010. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at April 24, 2012 10:59 AM (d0Tfm) 34
When (not if) the SCOAMF is unemployed after next January, we should declare a national party for a whole week.
Personally, I won't be satisfied until Obama is not only unemployed, but considered a national disgrace, a laughingstock, and a favorite subject of scathing ridicule. I want his ignominy to make Jimmy Carter seem universally beloved in comparison. And if we can manage to get him charged with any of the flagrant Constitutional violations he's committed during his time in office, so that I get at least ONE picture of him in an orange jumpsuit and shackles, I will be a happy woman. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 10:59 AM (4df7R) 35
27 I guess the War On Women™ turned out to be a bust.
Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2012 10:58 AM (HjPtV) More like two big busteses. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 24, 2012 10:59 AM (Af3Wg) 36
What's the over/under on when Tweety goes into detox? Doesn't he know that only the Kennedys get to be drunk all the fucking time and people pretend that it isn't happening?
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2012 10:59 AM (4atNB) Posted by: Happy Backslapper at April 24, 2012 11:00 AM (rz0yi) 38
And as always, you have to cut Matthews some slack. He's drunk after all.
Posted by: toby928© at April 24, 2012 11:01 AM (NG097) 39
So we had to vote for him because he's black now we can't vote him out for the same reason. According to the left his record and politics mean nothing just his skin color. How liberal of them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 24, 2012 11:01 AM (1Jaio) 40
I'm so happy our wonderful post-racial racial healer president was elected. Now race gets shoved in my face every day.
Posted by: mama winger at April 24, 2012 11:01 AM (P6QsQ) 41
Matthews relationship with Obama seems awful Brokeback to me. Matthews just can't quit this guy.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 24, 2012 11:01 AM (LeuXb) 42
Matthews barks at the moon.
Posted by: huerfano at April 24, 2012 11:01 AM (bAGA/) 43
I went to a private girls school. A girl in my class with big liberal democratic party parents had gone to public school in Virginia until they desegregated the schools in the 70s (and yes Virginia was late). Then they sent her to private school. When she graduated from college, she was dating an ivy league educated man but they made her break up with him because he was an italian from Baltimore. Yeah. They went bat-shit calling everyone else a racist.
Posted by: Dagny, the warrior queen at April 24, 2012 11:01 AM (4yXmp) 44
The only reason they're obsessed with race is because they're so prejudiced
While both statements are true, i.e. they are obsessed with race, and they are prejudiced, I think Goldberg is wrong. The reason they bring it up now is not because they care about race, it's because they want to win, and this is the only arrow in their quiver. Retaining power is their northstar. I disagree as well with the notion that only a small fraction of people vote on race, for or against. When 98% of blacks support one candidate, they are voting on race. Posted by: pep at April 24, 2012 11:02 AM (YXmuI) 45
And did I mention he's a self-hating dolt whose brain seems to be getting mushier by the day?
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 24, 2012 10:56 AM (21lBC) I can't tell if the brain mushiness is from rampant alcoholism or some kind of large but otherwise benign brain tumor. He is genuinely divorced from reality. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 11:02 AM (4df7R) 46
Shouldn't it be considered race neutral to vote him out? We elected him once regardless of his color and now we are voting him out because of his poor performance.
If that's not convincing then not to worry, I am only voting against his white half. Posted by: JB1000 at April 24, 2012 11:03 AM (GT74S) 47
This is going to be the best campaign season ever. I am convinced Obama will have a meltdown.
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 24, 2012 11:03 AM (90yeH) 48
I'm voting for the white guy, not because he's white, but because he's not Obama.
Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 24, 2012 11:03 AM (ybkwK) 49
OF COURSE they're trotting out the race card early- early often and repeatedly from now until Election Day
It's all Obama has- the prick can't run on his record. ROMNEY will be running on Obama's record. And FUCK Chrissy Matthews- he is the real racist here. He looks at the Jug-Eared Fuckstick and sees only skin color. He assumes that white people will vote against the JEF because of skin color. Uh, Chris? making assumptions about people based on their skin color is (wait for it) RACIST. NEWS FLASH Chrissy- I'm voting against President Bumblefuck because he is a socialist moron. I'm voting against Obama for the same reasons I voted against (in order) Carter, Mondale, Dukakis, Clinton, Clinton again, Gore, Kerry, and the current dickhead-in-chief. so Chris Matthews, FUCK YOU with Michael Moore's dick and Al Sharpton pushing. Posted by: Jones in CO at April 24, 2012 11:03 AM (8sCoq) 50
The left wing media complex will all fall in line by Nov. Right now they are just worried about their summer at the cape.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 24, 2012 11:03 AM (JIDLg) 51
Obama isn't black-black. He's white-black, or he could be black-white. So why worry?
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2012 11:03 AM (VndSC) 52
America is just voting against the half-white guy. Relax, Matthews.
Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2012 11:04 AM (VndSC) 53
For an hour I forgot he was black. They are all white, every single one of them ...... teapartiers. That Barack is good at basketball is no suprise to anyone. ---------- ..... and WE'RE the Grand Wizards, Chrissy??? Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2012 11:04 AM (C8hzL) 54
Can't not elect him.
Can't not re-elect him. Can't question him. Can't doubt him. Can't oppose him. Certainly can't investigate him, his background, his scandals, his czars, his politics, his associates, because any of that would be racist. In short, we must elect the black guy and let him rule as a king, unquestioned, for life. And yet they don't see this treatment, itself, and how racist it is-- that a black president can't live by the standards of a white president. Posted by: nickless at April 24, 2012 11:04 AM (MMC8r) 55
Ace,
Your headline. Nothing good ever came from long-ass headlines. How about "Ass finds toot surprisingly off-putting" Or "Filcher repulsed by own nummies" ? Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2012 11:04 AM (ebPtk) Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2012 11:05 AM (Y+DPZ) 57
I wonder how the troops and families will greet Barky and Mooch at Ft. Stewart on Friday now that Teh Won has announced the War on Terror is over?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2012 11:05 AM (UOM48) 58
This is going to be the best campaign season ever. I am convinced Obama will have a meltdown.
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 24, 2012 11:03 AM (90yeH) It'll be epic. EPIC. I can't wait. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 11:05 AM (4df7R) 59
They infantilize Obama the same way they infantilize all black people.
Posted by: nickless at April 24, 2012 11:06 AM (MMC8r) 60
Paternalistic condescension IS racism.
Posted by: AmishDude at April 24, 2012 11:07 AM (T0NGe) 61
It's true that every time I begin to hear the JEF's voice, I race for the mute button. So that makes me a raceist I suppose.
Since I never go near MSDNC, I never have to worry about hearing the mellifluous mouthturd droppings of 'ol Tingles. Posted by: GnuBreed at April 24, 2012 11:07 AM (ccXZP) 62
OK, Chrissy is obsessed with race. Why are we obsessed with him and Olberdouche? We know they are stupid communist shits, so why do we give them importance by obsessing over the stupid shit they do.
Nobody with half a brain watches either one of these ignorant shits. Obsess over what the real MFM is doing and hiding. Posted by: Vic at April 24, 2012 11:07 AM (YdQQY) 63
Does anyone know even any leftists who say "Chris Matthews says ... " or quote him in any way?
Even they know he's an alcoholic clown Posted by: kbdabear at April 24, 2012 11:07 AM (Y+DPZ) 64
57 I wonder how the troops and families will greet Barky and Mooch at Ft. Stewart on Friday now that Teh Won has announced the War on Terror is over?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2012 11:05 AM (UOM4 It would be wonderful if they showed up at the Fort and no one was there. Just a sign dangling from the gate that reads, "War on Terror over. Gone Fishing. BBL." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 11:07 AM (4df7R) 65
I wonder how the troops and families will greet Barky and Mooch at Ft.
Stewart on Friday now that Teh Won has announced the War on Terror is over? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2012 11:05 AM (UOM4 ---- If the SecDef is any indication..... I'm guessing "unarmed". Posted by: fixerupper at April 24, 2012 11:07 AM (C8hzL) 66
The soft bigotry of low expectations.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 24, 2012 11:07 AM (O3R/2) 67
In other words, the standard Matthews proposes for blacks is this:
If you are totally incompetent in your job (a la Obama), we won't fire you because you are black. Posted by: Monkeytoe at April 24, 2012 11:07 AM (sOx93) 68
When the liberals start picking their heart surgeon, lawyer, financial adviser... by race maybe I'll start thinking about picking the pres that way. Well no I wont but it should be pointed out that when picking anyone to do a job race should not be considered.
/stating the obvious Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2012 11:08 AM (tf9Ne) 69
Sadly, more people have now seen that clip of Matthews from this blog than those people who actually tuned into his show.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2012 11:08 AM (OWjjx) 70
It's not the African part that bothers me as much as the lack of the American part. Shouldn't an American running for President actually like America?
Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 24, 2012 11:09 AM (71LDo) 71
If you are totally incompetent in your job (a la Obama), we won't fire you because you are black
I think that is the MSNBC way......explains why Al Sharpton is still on the air. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2012 11:09 AM (OWjjx) 72
We can salve this over by electing another African-American!
Posted by: Charlize at April 24, 2012 11:09 AM (763Kc) 73
A war on Islamic terror has been going on since the time of Jefferson. Obama has lot to learn if he thinks he wrapped it up in 3.5 years.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (LeuXb) 74
Obama is only half-black so Matthews logic is flawed.
Posted by: izoneguy at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (hbRed) 75
"Turd fan reinvigorated"
See? Short, punchy, to the point. No need for "Henry the Eight he is, he is, four score and seven shits ago man finds need for shitburger." Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (ebPtk) 76
Whenever I hear drivel like this from Mr. Matthews and his fellow hypocrites, I just repeat to myself:
"Clarence Thomas Clarence Thomas Clarence Thomas ..." Posted by: mrp at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (HjPtV) 77
America is just voting against the half-white guy. Relax, Matthews.>>
The black half got the first 4 years the white half can lose the next. Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (tf9Ne) 78
You know what's racist? Refusing to hold someone of a certain race to the same standards as those of other races. That's racist. I mean, I'm not the one who thinks that Obama's fuckwittery stems from being black. I presume it stems from him being a fuckwit.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (VtjlW) 79
To paraphrase an ewok blogger, how many trillions in dept to we have to tolerate to prove America isn't racist?
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (fYOZx) 80
We obsess over it, to varying degrees, because the populace is full of flaming retards who casually mention something they heard on Hardball in conversation.
They do not need to have a massive audience in rapt attention when their show airs to infect the citizenry with their idiotic rantings. o.o We are a nation of idiots, easy to influence. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (C+6FS) 81
12 The new car smell has faded. Time for a trade in. Any color or model (well not a Volt) will do.
That's what happens when you shit in the car. Posted by: izoneguy at April 24, 2012 11:11 AM (hbRed) 82
I would be remiss in my Moronly duties if I failed to point out that racism is one of the founding principles of the Weathermen. Like AGW, it's a great excuse up until you remember that all of your friends are chosen due to the quality of their character, not their skin color. AGW = "OMG, Teh Earf's ON FIRE! We've got to SAVE the Planet!!!111!eleventy11!!" Then you walk outside to a perfect, Chamber of Commerce day, the sun is shining, the sky is full of big puffy clouds, then you wonder to yourself, "What are these idiots babbling about?" Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at April 24, 2012 11:11 AM (d0Tfm) 83
I con-curr.
Posted by: Charlize Theron for President at April 24, 2012 11:11 AM (763Kc) 84
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57 I wonder how the troops and families will greet Barky and Mooch at Ft. Stewart on Friday now that Teh Won has announced the War on Terror is over? Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2012 11:05 AM (UOM4 It would be wonderful if they showed up at the Fort and no one was there. Just a sign dangling from the gate that reads, "War on Terror over. Gone Fishing. BBL." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 11:07 AM (4df7R Okay, that actually made me laugh. Thanks, I needed one! Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2012 11:11 AM (UOM48) 85
sign should say...gone golfing
Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 24, 2012 11:12 AM (Ho2rs) 86
69 Sadly, more people have now seen that clip of Matthews from this blog than those people who actually tuned into his show.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life And America owes a debt of gratitude to AoSHQ for performing this service and saving them from the agony. Posted by: Roy at April 24, 2012 11:12 AM (VndSC) 87
78 You know what's racist? Refusing to hold someone of a certain race to the same standards as those of other races. That's racist. I mean, I'm not the one who thinks that Obama's fuckwittery stems from being black. I presume it stems from him being a fuckwit. Posted by: alexthechick at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (VtjlW) I do wonder why more minorities do not bristle at the very idea of being given help "because of what you look like." I'd take offense. >_> I'd be very irritated. People confuse me. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2012 11:12 AM (C+6FS) 88
By Matthew's "logic", can we ever NOT have a Black President again?
Does competence matter AT ALL to the guy? >>"When 98% of blacks support one candidate, they are voting on race."" Race is certainly a component there, but not only is it not the only one, its also not the determinative one. For example, Michael Dukakis and Al Gore each got 90% of the Black vote. Last I checked, neither one is particularly Black. Roughly 85%+ of Blacks will pull the lever for ANY Democrat. Obama got 96% of the Black vote, which is a significantly higher percentage. I think being Black (or half-Black, whatever) helped Obama more with WHITE voters than with Black ones, frankly. Posted by: looking closely at April 24, 2012 11:12 AM (YpVHs) 89
o/t VDH has a good one at natrev if no one has seen. he is a luminary like sowell. and ace for that matter.
Posted by: whiskey tango at April 24, 2012 11:12 AM (JvP2I) Posted by: izoneguy at April 24, 2012 11:12 AM (hbRed) 91
78 You know what's racist? Refusing to hold someone of a certain race to the same standards as those of other races. That's racist. I mean, I'm not the one who thinks that Obama's fuckwittery stems from being black. I presume it stems from him being a fuckwit.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (VtjlW) ^This. The "soft bigotry of low expectations" is still bigotry and racism, no matter how you slice it. Posted by: Insomniac at April 24, 2012 11:12 AM (DrWcr) 92
73 A war on Islamic terror has been going on since
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (LeuXb) FIFY Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 11:12 AM (4df7R) 93
It would be wonderful if they showed up at the Fort and no one was
there. Just a sign dangling from the gate that reads, "War on Terror over. Gone Fishing. BBL." LOL. If a Republican administration declared the War on Terror over the MFM would blame them for increasing unemployment by putting all those soldiers out of work. Posted by: Retread at April 24, 2012 11:13 AM (joSBv) 94
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"have i mentioned my book?" bernie goldberg Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 24, 2012 10:55 AM (Ho2rs) Goldberg is a piker when it comes to product plugs - which I have written about on my website dickmorrislovestoes.com Posted by: Dick "The Podirast" Morris at April 24, 2012 11:13 AM (Aaxiu) 95
OK, Chrissy is obsessed with race. Why are we obsessed with him and Olberdouche? We know they are stupid communist shits, so why do we give them importance by obsessing over the stupid shit they
Because Matthews is the proverbial canary in the coal mine. He is literally screaming to his other fellow members of the MBM that "hey, we better start screaming about race, cause if not, this election may soon be over." Obama has nothing to run on and no real help on the horizon. The job numbers are not going to get better. Gas prices are not going to get better. The debt mess is not going to get better. So Obama and his minions in the media have 2 choices 1) hope Romney really, really steps in it and runs a bad campaign (and his response to the dog story seems to indicate that Romney is not going to be a pushover) or 2) turn it into a campaign focused on some wedge issue. They tried war on women....did not work. Now they are trying race. It could also indicate that while Obama's support among blacks is still high, their enthusiam to get out and vote may be low.....so this is the warning shot to that community. Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at April 24, 2012 11:13 AM (OWjjx) 96
That's what happens when you shit in the car.
Posted by: izoneguy at April 24, 2012 11:11 AM (hbRed) Remember reporters talking about how nasty Barry's campaign bus and plane smelled? Maybe you're onto something. Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 24, 2012 11:13 AM (fYOZx) 97
I'm not the one who thinks that Obama's fuckwittery stems from being black. I presume it stems from him being a fuckwit.
Posted by: alexthechick at April 24, 2012 11:10 AM (VtjlW) That needs to be a bumper sticker. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 11:13 AM (4df7R) 98
62 OK, Chrissy is obsessed with race. Why are we obsessed with him and Olberdouche? We know they are stupid communist shits, so why do we give them importance by obsessing over the stupid shit they do.
This +1000. Thank you, Vic! Posted by: Truman North at April 24, 2012 11:13 AM (I2LwF) 99
I'm going to run for President and campaign on the fact that I would be the first President with Muscular Dystrophy. Then once in office I will piss off 60% of the country by privatizing Social Security and Medicare, eliminating the Departments of Education, Labor, HUD, HHS, and a whole host of other executive departments, and cut spendingto bare bones.
Then, when I run forreelectionI will tell people they can't vote against me or they hate handicapped people. It's a fool proof plan. Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at April 24, 2012 11:13 AM (YhZFe) 100
I voted for Obama in 2008 to prove that I wasn't racist. I am voting against Obama in 2012 to prove that when I pour sulfuric acid on my hand, then gasoline, and then light it on fire before sticking it in a [pre-heated to 425 degrees F] oven, then hack it off with a blunt hatchet, that I am capable of learning from simple positive feedback mechanisms like pain. A little long for a bumper sticker, but . . . Posted by: Sharkman at April 24, 2012 11:13 AM (RtpCp) 101
Electing a black man president doesn't automatically prove you're beyond race. If anything, it shows a simpering eagerness to have your head patted by the "right" people for toeing their line. Want to prove you're really beyond race? It's performance review time. Did he do a good job? Are we better off under his leadership? Want to treat him equally? Fire his ass for incompetence. When you have the balls to fire a black man for his stuttering clusterfuckedness, THEN you've freed yourself from this racism bullshit. That would literally be the first time this petulant bitch-boy has ever been treated like an adult, instead of constantly being told what a unique and precious fucking snowflake he is. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 24, 2012 11:15 AM (7QNaf) 102
To paraphrase an ewok blogger, how many trillions in dept to we have to tolerate to prove America isn't racist? Posted by: Ms Choksondik
It's going to take headlines that embarrass Nathaniel Hawthorne, apparently. Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 24, 2012 11:15 AM (ebPtk) 103
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o/t VDH has a good one at natrev if no one has seen. he is a luminary like sowell. and ace for that matter. Posted by: whiskey tango at April 24, 2012 11:12 AM (JvP2I) Defining luminescence down. Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 24, 2012 11:15 AM (Aaxiu) 104
How about a bumper sticker with "Fool me once..." with The Precedent's "O" logo in the middle of "Fool"?
I'd send that to about a dozen people I know just because it'd be a damn riot. Posted by: Kinley Ardal at April 24, 2012 11:15 AM (C+6FS) 105
Racism is alive and well in America. The took off their hoods and robes, and got elected to the House of Representatives, or hired as talking heads on TV.
The reason Republicans get so flustered when accused of racism is that it's so foreign to us. We just do not think in terms of race as a general rule. Democrats, on the other hand, can't see past the color of a man's skin. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 24, 2012 11:15 AM (8y9MW) 106
I enjoy the whole "I didn't think about Obama being black during the SotU address" bit Tingles did. Seriously? That implies (or requires) that you considered him being black prior to that. Frankly I'd like to think I never really considered that at all. I considered that he was a SCOAMS (it's like a SCOAMF, just the S is for "Senator") and he was from Chicago (meaning political corruption) and that he was a Keynesian (not Keyan, Keynesian). I've begun deflecting "you're racist" retorts with the much simplier "I'm an economic elitist." I freely admit I am not a fan (and thus baised against) poor people. This does not make me a racist. It makes me someone who thinks living up to your potential is possible. Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2012 11:16 AM (22rSN) 107
racism is collectivism, and collectivism is anti-individual. this is why liberals are racists, whether overt or "benign" (spit).
Posted by: Truman North at April 24, 2012 11:16 AM (I2LwF) 108
Okay, that actually made me laugh. Thanks, I needed one!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2012 11:11 AM (UOM4 Glad I could get you to crack a smile, Jane. I know it's hard these days! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 11:16 AM (4df7R) 109
It's true that every time I begin to hear the JEF's voice, I race for the mute button. So that makes me a raceist I suppose. Technically, you're a Mute-ant. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at April 24, 2012 11:16 AM (d0Tfm) 110
58 This is going to be the best campaign season ever. I am convinced Obama will have a meltdown.
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at April 24, 2012 11:03 AM (90yeH) It'll be epic. EPIC. I can't wait. * * My dream: Romney actually nails him, gets him in a corner, in a debate in late October. Obozo throws a hissy fit, screeches like a woman in childbirth, and throws his glass of water at Romney. And the cameras are rolling all the while. And in November every state (except maybe MA) goes red. EPIC indeed. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 24, 2012 11:16 AM (exvgC) 111
Had a political chat with three Obama voters (200
Posted by: '52 Esquire at April 24, 2012 11:17 AM (KZi9D) 112
The whole "Civil Rights" movement was about givng African-Americans "equality", right? So Obama is being treated equally; if the American people don't like the job a politician - ANY politician - is doing, then they go and cast their vote for the other guy. I don't vote for ANY candidate based on the color of their skin, their gender, or their religious preferences (although I will admit to being squeamish about voting for a Muslim, knowing what I do about Islam's policy of state and religion being one and the same). Mr. Obama is being judged on his (non)performance while in office. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 24, 2012 11:17 AM (0xqzf) 113
Again I feel a need to share my list of How to Identify a Stupid Voter:
--> If you vote for someone because he or she is black, you're stupid --> If you vote for someone because he or she is NOT black, you're stupid --> If you vote for someone because he's a man, you're stupid --> If you vote for someone because she's a woman, you're stupid --> If you vote for someone because they have a nice smile, you're stupid --> If you vote for someone because they have nice hair, you're stupid --> If you vote for someone because they're "cute," you're stupid --> If you vote for someone because they have an eye-catching campaign poster, you're stupid --> If you vote for someone because they "seem nice," you're stupid --> If you vote for someone because he or she campaigns on a platform centered on wealth redistribution and social justice, you're stupid --> If you vote for someone because he or she campaigns on a platform centered on low taxation, reasonable regulation, personal liberty, and Constitutional government, GET YOUR BUTT TO THE BALLOT BOX AND VOTE! Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 11:20 AM (4df7R) 114
The whole "Civil Rights" movement was about givng African-Americans "equality", right?
Martin Luther King, Jr. wanted equality. Malcolm X wanted revenge. Malcolm X won the messaging/culture war. Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 24, 2012 11:20 AM (8y9MW) 115
Propanolol cured me of my irrational fear of socialists. I can now gleefully vote for Obama in November. Is there nothing this miracle drug can't do?
Posted by: no good deed at April 24, 2012 11:20 AM (Mp5S8) Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 24, 2012 11:20 AM (UOM48) 117
I'm not squeamish about voting for a muslim, since I would never do it. Their adherence to islam means that they cannot honor the Constitution.
Posted by: Truman North at April 24, 2012 11:21 AM (I2LwF) 118
Posted by: no good deed at April 24, 2012 11:20 AM (Mp5S For the proper mockery of liberal biopolitics and abuse of the internet, I award you one Foucault. Enjoy. Posted by: tsrblke at April 24, 2012 11:22 AM (22rSN) 119
If you vote for someone because he or she campaigns on a platform
centered on low taxation, reasonable regulation, personal liberty, and Constitutional government, GET YOUR BUTT TO THE BALLOT BOX AND VOTE! I'm good with just "low taxation". The rest takes care of itself if you're not feeding the beast. Posted by: Dagny, the warrior queen at April 24, 2012 11:23 AM (4yXmp) 120
That would literally be the first time this petulant bitch-boy has ever been treated like an adult, instead of constantly being told what a unique and precious fucking snowflake he is.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 24, 2012 11:15 AM (7QNaf) Is it racist to refer to the Preznit as a "snowflake?" You know, since he's apparently 100% black through and through. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 11:23 AM (4df7R) 121
If you vote for someone because they have nice hair, you're stupid
However, if you were to vote someone "not guilty" because of their outstanding hair.....you would make a fine juror. Posted by: John Edwards (D-Campaign Fraud) at April 24, 2012 11:24 AM (OWjjx) 122
For the proper mockery of liberal biopolitics and abuse of the internet, I award you one Foucault. Enjoy.
Well Foucault you too! Posted by: Truman North at April 24, 2012 11:24 AM (I2LwF) 123
Hey Mr. Mathews...excuse me while I whip this out.
Posted by: Barak Black Bart Obama at April 24, 2012 11:25 AM (eavT+) 124
I still remember that article over at PJ Media a few months ago where the author was so amazed at the "race-neutral" dialogue of one of my favorite shows Memphis Blue. In the comments, I had to spout off at this guy's cocoon. I told him if he'd spent any time in the South, he'd know that that's pretty much the way things are down here. Nobody really gives a shit what color your skin is. The real question is what kind of person you are. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at April 24, 2012 11:27 AM (d0Tfm) 125
I've been playing chess against a large number of people from the middle east. I would suspect that a majority of them are muslim.
What I have learned is that no muslim will accept a draw, even if he is beaten. You have to go ahead and checkmate them, no matter how long that takes. Another lesson from chess I plan to apply to real life. Posted by: Truman North at April 24, 2012 11:27 AM (I2LwF) 126
Ask David Dinkins how well that worked. Oh, and Obamaate dog.
Posted by: Jorge Bonilla at April 24, 2012 11:27 AM (6moxX) Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 24, 2012 11:30 AM (LeuXb) 128
I wonder how liberals would take it if, rather than engaging with their ideas and policy suggestions, the right simply said, "That's just envy" or "You are just lazy and you advocate policies that help lazy people like yourself" or "You're just naive and don't understand how the world works". That's essentially what they do when they put every idea coming out of their opposition down to some psychological or personal character flaw, rather than it being the product of a particular worldview.
The ideas behind limited government were formed in England, well before white people's fate became intertwined with black people's fate in North America. I'm pretty sure that those ideas weren't initially based on racism, unless you want to argue that there was racism between the Anglo-Saxons and the Normans (of which there is some evidence) and that's why the ideas behind the theory of limited government were initially developed. I know that the real reason is because liberals are a bunch of mindless idiots, of course, but, if I ever was so bored out of my skull that I wanted to get an answer to one question from them, it would be the question of why they can't actually engage their opponents ideas, and why they turn it into a personal attack, even though I doubt they could form even the beginnings of a coherent response. Posted by: BS Inc. at April 24, 2012 11:30 AM (P2Ufm) 129
He's only half-black. I'm voting against him because of his other side.
Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 24, 2012 11:30 AM (ybkwK) 130
The race card has been used so much it's effectiveness is much diminished.
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 24, 2012 11:31 AM (yn6XZ) Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 24, 2012 11:31 AM (wtvvX) 132
My husband the democrat had an interesting point, he said "the media had better enjoy Obama now because there won't be another black President for 100 years after this one."
Posted by: Marie at April 24, 2012 11:33 AM (P9OJs) 133
When Allen West or Cory Booker become president we will have the first black president.
Right now we have a WASPy, white raised biracial with no slave blood doing the Soul Man routine for white liberals. Posted by: Avi at April 24, 2012 11:33 AM (Gx3Fe) 134
The internal polls must be terrible if the gnashing of teeth is commencing this early.
Posted by: Marie at April 24, 2012 11:35 AM (P9OJs) 135
Oh, and in another slap in the face to standards of decency, in addition to appointing Miss "Let's Invade Israel" to the Atrocities Prevention Board, Bammy once again refused to refer to the Armenian genocide of 1915 as a genocide. April 24th is Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day. He called it only Armenian Remembrance Day.
And will someone please explain to me why there is a 125 member Congressional Turkish Caucus? Are there THAT many individuals of Turkish descent in Congress? (h/t PJ Tatler) Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 24, 2012 11:38 AM (4df7R) 136
He's half white so four years should be enough.
Posted by: Max Entropy at April 24, 2012 11:39 AM (GDHX/) 137
Matthews will be arguing for a third term for his boyfriend next... because he is black. Affirmaitive action for theSCOAMF
Posted by: The Jackhole at April 24, 2012 12:10 PM (nTgAI) 138
My husband the democrat had an interesting point, he said "the media had better enjoy Obama now because there won't be another black President for 100 years after this one."
Posted by: Marie at April 24, 2012 11:33 AM (P9OJs) This Posted by: The Jackhole at April 24, 2012 12:11 PM (nTgAI) 139
I sooner vote for a floggin' idiot than vote for obama. I'll never vote for any democrat ever again because of obama.
Posted by: HEP-T at April 24, 2012 12:13 PM (eyfZX) 140
Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: steevy at April 24, 2012 12:21 PM (7W3wI) 141
People are going to withhold their votes from Obama because of his color.
His color is communist red. Posted by: Doowleb at April 24, 2012 12:24 PM (r+Gn+) Posted by: Poppy 41, Jimmy, Gerry, LBJ, Herbert, Howard, Grove and the gang of one term wonders at April 24, 2012 12:41 PM (Xv7f/) Posted by: Poppy 41, Jimmy, Gerry, LBJ, Herbert, Howard, Grover and the gang of one term wonders at April 24, 2012 12:43 PM (Xv7f/) 144
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When (not if) the SCOAMF is unemployed after next January, we should declare a national party for a whole week. Personally, I won't be satisfied until Obama is not only unemployed, but considered a national disgrace, a laughingstock, and a favorite subject of scathing ridicule. I want his ignominy to make Jimmy Carter seem universally beloved in comparison. *** There are things you do in your life that you look back on and think, that was soooo stupid. I can't believe I did that. When I was fourteen, I was making brownies with an electric hand mixer. Decided to lick the beaters without unplugging the mixer. Shocked the hell out of my tongue. Everytime I think about that I just shudder at my own stupidity. That's how people are going to be about Obama and the 2008 election in about late 2013, 2014 at the latest. Posted by: Alisa at April 24, 2012 12:50 PM (Xv7f/) 145
JFK was elected President in 1960 by just barely 49 percent of the voters.
In 1964 there was a poll asking people who they voted for in 1960. Something like 80 percent plus said they voted for JFK. With Obama, it will be the opposite. By 2014, a whole lot less than 52 percent are going to admit they voted for the SCFOAMF Posted by: Alisa at April 24, 2012 12:54 PM (Xv7f/) Posted by: Jon Lovitz at April 24, 2012 12:56 PM (Xv7f/) 147
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Oh Chrissy, you're going to play that dog-eared race card you've been hiding up your sleeve again ? Dude, give it a rest. That's so 2010. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, feeling all extra curmudgeony today at April 24, 2012 10:59 AM (d0Tfm) I don't think it has ever been hidden... Posted by: Winston Wolf at April 24, 2012 12:58 PM (cYMja) 148
Not only was Obama incompetent from day one, but he hasn't displayed an ability to learn and adapt.
Who cares if he's black, he's a friggin' loser. Posted by: Fritz at April 24, 2012 01:11 PM (/ZZCn) Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 24, 2012 01:25 PM (iaOP0) 150
When Nobel Prize winning poet Tony Morrison, who is African-American, can write an October 1988 New Yorker article titled "Clinton as the first black president", then what is "black"? When the NAACP calls the black conservative Kenneth Gladney, "not black enough", and "not a brother" then what is "black"? When Time magazine's Jack White calls Supreme Court Justice Thomas, "the scariest of all the hobgoblins", saying "Washington seems to be filled with white men who make black people uneasy", than what is "black"? And when Obama, a man whose mother is Caucasian, can tell us in a widely read autobiography that in his youth he struggled with his racial identity before *deciding* to be black, what is "black"?
When Bill Maher, during a panel discussion on HBO complains that Obama's policies are "half-assed" "because he’s only half black." and that "if he was fully black, I’m telling you, he would be a better president.", and that "there's a white man in him holding him back", than what is "black"? "Black" in all these contexts, as well as Juan Williams's complaint on Fox News that the extraordinarily lopsided expression of Missouri voter sentiment in August of 2010 rejecting ObamaCare (in one county by 92%) was really about race, is not about "race" at all. It is about ideology, socialist ideology. Posted by: theBuckWheat at April 24, 2012 01:37 PM (kSPiI) 151
Oh my. The drones at MSNBC haven't gotten the memo -they are sooo yesterday... White guiltmay have beenthe 'new pink' in 2008, but the USA is wearing a very different color this year: rage red...
Posted by: Carmelita at April 24, 2012 02:07 PM (Y/2U4) 152
Just a small aside, yet again - skinheads aren't racists. Nazis are racist, and, at one point, they just tried to *look* like skinheads. Oh, and now? Yeah, the big look for racist Nazis is the cholo/gangster look. At least here in California.
the sinner, Patrick Posted by: Patrick at April 24, 2012 02:40 PM (7NF25) Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at April 24, 2012 03:29 PM (Orvm4) 154
Deer Chris, you rotund piece of rancid lard: The only way you or your media pundits could stop me from voting Teh Won out of office is if you either a) commit fraud and cast a ballot on my behalf, or b) show up to my polling place with a truncheon and physically stopping me. Trust me, go with option a). The truncheon thing? I'm liable to take it away from you and start beating on you like you was a rented mule. Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 24, 2012 04:12 PM (1hM1d) 155
Hey Chris, he sucks.
I hope you go down with him, because you suck too Chris with your baby shit "wizard party" nonsense. Your fucking hack-ass is just too dumb for TV. Posted by: Cackfinger at April 24, 2012 05:02 PM (CCHli) 156
And Chris I hope you and Obama manage to take your whole useless shit-ball of a fake news network down with you.
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