Chris Matthews Calls GOP "The Wizard Party"
Fatboy's on again about Science, which he plainly has a strong interest in. thanks to @bcohenComments
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Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 23, 2012 06:38 PM (QxSug)
His panties are still moist for Teh Won.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 06:39 PM (UOM48)
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Chrissy said "the "Grand Wizard crowd."
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 06:39 PM (yYpN2)
Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 06:39 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 06:39 PM (BCeCZ)
Posted by: Cicero at April 23, 2012 06:39 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 06:40 PM (UOM48)
We're mostly too short and white to play basketball. Besides, the Wizards suck, especially since they wussed out and renamed themselves.
Oooh, bullets are so scary.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 06:40 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 23, 2012 06:40 PM (hbivT)
Posted by: runninrebel at April 23, 2012 06:40 PM (N/1Dm)
So now we're the rebellion on the Counterweight Continent?
I'm really confused.
Is luggage involved?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 06:41 PM (8y9MW)
Hey Chrissy, it was the Dems who were bigtime Klan members, dickhead.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 06:41 PM (O4AQQ)
I mean, go out with a bang. Uh, hello? YouTube sensation?
Posted by: Anal Bum cover for Elton at April 23, 2012 06:41 PM (2Vtkv)
Posted by: eureka! at April 23, 2012 06:42 PM (81yf8)
You know, you're right. When Chrissy says science my super sensitive racism dog-ears hear the dog-whistle of "Steele and Herman Cain are bad at math because they're black."
I denounce MSNBC's racism.
Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 23, 2012 06:42 PM (QxSug)
OBAMA TWEETS: MEET ME AND CLOONEY, MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE
Are all democrats bat shit crazy?
( that's rhetorical)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:42 PM (i6RpT)
I never get tired of mentioning that Al Gore got a 'D' in Natural Sciences in college. He probably got a better grade in Un-Natural Science but I can't find it on his internet.
Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 23, 2012 06:43 PM (phlKA)
I don't need to look at a steaming pile of shit over and over again. I get it. It's a steaming pile of shit. But call me if it turns into a freshly-baked cinnamon roll.
Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 06:43 PM (8sCoq)
Posted by: Harry Potter at April 23, 2012 06:43 PM (Ky1+e)
His panties are still moist for Teh Won.
Just wow. Hot and bothered is an understatement. This has graduated to eucharistic adoration.
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@RI4A
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Posted by: Y-not at April 23, 2012 06:46 PM (5H6zj)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:46 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: YIKES! at April 23, 2012 06:46 PM (eXigD)
Mmm....yes. I definitely think that's what he meant.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 06:46 PM (O4AQQ)
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Posted by: MrScribbler at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (MQc8e)
Whatever.
Posted by: BS Inc. at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (P2Ufm)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (dcktf)
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Posted by: Bosk at April 23, 2012 06:49 PM (n2K+4)
Love Match!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 06:49 PM (UOM48)
That George Orwell warned us about.
This should not be allowed to stand.
Posted by: McLovin at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (K2KQo)
Ain't history a fucking bitch.
Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (Ky1+e)
Is there a pool on how long Chris lasts, and how he exits?He has neither the intelligence nor the attitude of d'Olbermann (who un-employed himself), so a flounce seems out ... has he the ratings that Keef had?
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Posted by: deathbyscience at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (TVs0x)
Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (MMC8r)
I'd much rather meet a nice cool Coor's Light
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:51 PM (i6RpT)
Obama Eats Dog: A Bonafide Man Bites Dog Story
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Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 06:52 PM (niZvt)
Is there a pool on how long Chris lasts, and how he exits?He has neither the intelligence nor the attitude of d'Olbermann (who un-employed himself), so a flounce seems out ... has he the ratings that Keef had?
I can see the two of them in a bathtub...
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Posted by: pep at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (6TB1Z)
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There is a joke here involving listening and having two black eyes but even I can't go there.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 23, 2012 06:52 PM (jucos)
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:36 PM
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You mean we don't already?
Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (KWdVT)
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (7+pP9)
So he was an annoying member of the hound family, and a stupid monster?
Yeah. I guess those fit.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (P6QsQ)
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Evidently not.
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (YdQQY)
Verdict, not racist (D).
Posted by: 13tiwes at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (h6XiD)
Posted by: Joe "Prestidigitator" Biden at April 23, 2012 06:54 PM (HtUdo)
Posted by: YIKES! at April 23, 2012 06:54 PM (eXigD)
Posted by: someguy at April 23, 2012 06:52 PM (sEXZ/)
Uh, I think that's just the odor of Chrissy's Depends failing him...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 06:54 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 06:54 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (dcktf)
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I would hardly say my mouth is full.
Posted by: Chrissy Mathews at April 23, 2012 06:54 PM (jucos)
on the subject of......The KKK
My family and my wife's family have had members who were county sheriffs here in Texas and had to fight the KKK because they were organized crime.
It is an exclusively Democratic Party invention and has even had sitting presidents in its membership. The professor called it a war on the black races.
Posted by: Panzer Trout at April 23, 2012 06:55 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 06:55 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at April 23, 2012 06:56 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 23, 2012 06:56 PM (UTq/I)
Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at April 23, 2012 06:56 PM (KNvk+)
33 So suck my wand, bitch.
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Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2012 06:57 PM (67wx6)
no it's southern strategy!
Robert Byrd was A Republican!
WAIT NO?
Gore Senior a Republican?
wait NO??
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 06:57 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2012 06:57 PM (pawS5)
Posted by: Zombie Robert Byrd, Lifelong Dem at April 23, 2012 06:57 PM (Znhm9)
"middle of the road" politically?
Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Keep selling that stew, Matthews.
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 06:57 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (aDlmn)
Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (xTRDv)
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Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold, filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.
Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (BCeCZ)
Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (0xqzf)
It's what they DO.
If there were 10 of them they'd be a joke.
But because there are millions they're a "party."
We don't have a societal mechanism for dealing with mass dishonesty, we just don't. It breaks the system.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (bxiXv)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: wytshus at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (4tcuE)
Posted by: Drew in MO at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (KeFbr)
We have several. We chose not to use most of them, and now it's too late. The only one that remains is socially repugnant.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (X3KAb)
I. Loved. It. Moar, please.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 07:00 PM (UOM48)
By controlling the schools. And, too often, the school boards.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:00 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (TomZ9)
Ever been to a University History Department?
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:00 PM (i6RpT)
Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold, filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.
In the bathtub.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:00 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: runninrebel at April 23, 2012 06:40 PM (N/1Dm) At least the women, from what I've seen.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 07:01 PM (j+Izh)
Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold, filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.
In the bathtub.
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Naked.
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:02 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: Dog Breath at April 23, 2012 07:02 PM (cqoba)
Wizards are closer to reality than the standard dem platform.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (Ho2rs)
Chris is becoming unhinged because Barry is being unmasked. Matthews can't deny that Obama has made history as the first dog-eating POTUS and that makes Chris foam at the mouth.
Posted by: Tough,Tougher,Crunchy at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (c3mby)
In the bathtub.
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Naked. Together.
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:04 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (r2PLg)
A waitress sandwich, but with no waitress.
Posted by: Cicero at April 23, 2012 07:05 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2012 07:05 PM (FcR7P)
In the bathtub. *************
Naked.
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:02 PM (r2PLg)
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With a condom hanging out of Chrissy's ass.
Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:05 PM (BCeCZ)
Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2012 07:05 PM (FcR7P)
Sanctions that the Ruskies and Chicoms don't honor. Sanctions that don't work. Sanctions that will not work.
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:07 PM (i6RpT)
It happens sometimes. But a with squirt of Windex they're ready for another go.
Posted by: Barney Frank, Blushing Bride at April 23, 2012 07:07 PM (QKKT0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2012 07:08 PM (Af3Wg)
Posted by: Las Vegas CSI agent at April 23, 2012 07:08 PM (r2PLg)
Sanctions assume that a government actually cares about its people. Which is manifestly not the case in the Middle East (with too few exceptions).
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:08 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: In House Psych, MSNBC at April 23, 2012 07:09 PM (hvibU)
interesting He feels totally free with saying this about half the country.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 07:09 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 23, 2012 07:09 PM (ybkwK)
Posted by: Las Vegas CSI agent at April 23, 2012 07:10 PM (r2PLg)
115 Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold, filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.
In the bathtub.
*************
Naked. Together.
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (r2PLg)
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys!
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky you're my very best friend it's true!
Posted by: Kermit the Frog at April 23, 2012 07:10 PM (mWSJA)
filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed
eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.
In the bathtub. *************
Naked.
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:02 PM (r2PLg)
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With a condom hanging out of Chrissy's ass.
Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:05 PM (BCeCZ)
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And a light cord twisted around his neck.
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 07:11 PM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Jay Bee at April 23, 2012 07:12 PM (Xwgt3)
Posted by: meekrob at April 23, 2012 07:12 PM (x2CNJ)
In terms of governments that didn't care, historically, the only example (of working sanctions) I can think of was the oil embargo against the Japanese.
Of course, the Japanese response to that was to conquer the oil instead ... but the sanctions made them change their behavior.
I don't think an oil embargo will work on the Syrians at all, though, do you?
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 07:12 PM (bjRNS)
Not so much, no. I would think it would work about as well as a sand embargo.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:13 PM (8y9MW)
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And Wallace recanted segregation and sincerely apologized post assassination attempt.
If only the Democrat Party's KKK were limited to segregation, but no; the KKK has always been organized crime, much more destructive than simply demanding segregation because the KKK DENIES RULE OF LAW all together.
You can't make mayhem and murder and call yourself an upstanding US citizen, regardless of party identity or era. Tell that to Obama and incumbents with your vote. Supremacists eschew the "melting pot" of All-American and can't fathom the integrity of "personal character", that word revised to reference an actor's role or cartoon personality.
Posted by: panzernashorn at April 23, 2012 07:14 PM (lpWVn)
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 07:12 PM (bjRNS)
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I think it will draw them closer to their religious beliefs.
Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:15 PM (BCeCZ)
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Lament all the prosperity and power America recovers.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 07:15 PM (yYpN2)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 07:15 PM (7W3wI)
Michael Steele: "You're saying that the Republican Party, which had me, a BLACK MAN as its chairman, is the KKK?"
Chris Matthews: "That's right, n****r."
Why is this fucking drunk still on the air?
When I was 16, I dated a girl whose parents tossed her in the mental hospital because she was, shall we say, "resistant to authority." She wasn't crazy, just a bad kid. And a slut.
Anyway, so I go to visit her, and there's this legitimately crazy broad in there who would be coloring shit with crayons, then get up, walk into the middle of the room and rip off her clothes while screaming and spraying piss everywhere.
That woman made more sense to me thanChris Matthews. MSNBC just does not give a fuck what type of programming they spew, as long as they fill the air with SOMETHING, it seems. It's like a NYC cable access channel, without the high production values, substantive content and high-powered talent.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 07:16 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:16 PM (i6RpT)
I thought I saw some troll post something or other- but I refreshed and it was gone.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:17 PM (8y9MW)
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Did you get her phone number by any chance? She sounds like a lot of fun.
Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:18 PM (BCeCZ)
Posted by: Chrissy at April 23, 2012 07:19 PM (3Zo6I)
On his Monday MSNBC program, just a week after condemning former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney to hell based on the Book of Mormon, afternoon host Martin Bashir cited a column from The New York Times’ Timothy Egan to suggest that Romney isn’t fit for the White House because he does not drink.
“A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol, which begs the question — will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation, in jeopardy?” Bashir said. “That’s the conundrum that could be drawn from a column by New York Times writer Timothy Egan, who does not deal in half measures.” (RELATED: MSNBC host condemns Romney to hell, cites Book of Mormon)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:20 PM (i6RpT)
I thought I saw some troll post something or other- but I refreshed and it was gone.
Pixy's computer hamsters were hungry.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:20 PM (d0Tfm)
you make bathtime lots of fun
Rubber ducky, I'm especially fond of you...♫
Wait...what were we talking about?
Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 23, 2012 07:20 PM (ay6+/)
Eh? .....No he wasn't. He was a Democrat. .....He did run for Pres once, on some sort of Independent party ticket, though.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:20 PM (O4AQQ)
I'm beginning to believe they practice stupid.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:21 PM (8y9MW)
total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation, in
jeopardy?” Bashir said.
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In what world does this make sense?
Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 07:22 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:21 PM (8y9MW)
The stuff that comes out of MSNBC makes CNN almost look legit
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:22 PM (i6RpT)
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Wow--wonder how that theory works in Liberal land.
Mitt Romney is too sober to handle the nuke codes!!!
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:23 PM (r2PLg)
will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation, in jeopardy?”
Hmm, it didn't hurt Jimmah Cahtah. IIRC, he didn't drink either, or allow the demon rum in the WH at all.
As it is rewritten, let it be done!
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:23 PM (d0Tfm)
http://tinyurl.com/6tzmqwl
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 23, 2012 07:23 PM (aDlmn)
They're trying to make him "the other."
Which should be fun.
"Romney doesn't drink alcohol."
"Obama ate a f*cking DOG."
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:23 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 07:22 PM (P6QsQ)
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Liberal Land.
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (r2PLg)
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (ykSKg)
Hopefully, they do like this guy did when Bush was reelected: go down to the World Trade Center site, stick a shotgun in their mouths and pull the fucking trigger.
http://tinyurl.com/76d66rp
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (JDIKC)
BTW, Jimmy Carter was a non-drinker. I don't think it had anything to do with his stunning failure as a president though.
Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (Ho2rs)
Uh, you wouldn't still have her number, would you?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (niZvt)
http://tinyurl.com/6tzmqwl
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 23, 2012 07:23 PM
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Wow. And so it begins.
Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 07:25 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:16 PM (i6RpT)
Yes. The idiot mocked Romney because he was "only" up by two points over Obamasomewhere.
I feel stupid just for remembering that much.
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 07:26 PM (2bJPV)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2012 07:26 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 07:26 PM (JDIKC)
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This is just another of the myriad of reasons why I don't have a twitter account. I'm even giving thoughts to getting out of FB. The stupid runs deep in those places.
Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:26 PM (BCeCZ)
Posted by: Boots at April 23, 2012 07:27 PM (neKzn)
Oh wait, that was the Democrats in 1924. Sorry.
Posted by: Glaucon at April 23, 2012 07:27 PM (mP9Rx)
Still no word on suspending the accounts of those who issued death threats to George Zimmerman and the judge on the case?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:28 PM (8y9MW)
one must see THE WIZARD!"
I said, "THE WIZARD? Well, where does this wizard, old wise one, live?"
They said, "You see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill?"
I said, "Yes, I see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill.
There's a big, dark forest between me and the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill.
And a little old lady on a Hoover vacuum cleaner going
"I'll get you, my little pretty, and your little dog, Toto, too!".
I don't even have a little dog, Toto." "
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2012 07:28 PM (ebPtk)
Posted by: Grandma Mimi at April 23, 2012 07:28 PM (roHFn)
Posted by: LibertyAtStake at April 23, 2012 07:28 PM (l7gWx)
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Da Comrade
Posted by: Howard Zinnovitch at April 23, 2012 07:29 PM (3Zo6I)
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2012 07:29 PM (I2LwF)
Oh wait, that wasn't Ike, it was liberal Democrat icon FDR who put a Klansman on the Court. Sorry.
Posted by: Glaucon at April 23, 2012 07:29 PM (mP9Rx)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 07:30 PM (X3lox)
in there who would be coloring shit with crayons, then get up, walk into
the middle of the room and rip off her clothes while screaming and
spraying piss everywhere.
Would that hospital's IP address correspond to the hash "oZfic" perchance?
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 23, 2012 07:30 PM (QTHTd)
Mitt Romney is too sober to handle the nuke codes!!!Posted by: tasker
That and he's just disqualified Muslims as Presidential candidates.
These people have decided to run a marathon across a field of rakes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2012 07:31 PM (ebPtk)
*shrugs* ...They're desperate.
"....will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation, in jeopardy?” Bashir said."
It pisses me off to hear Martin Bahir use the phrase "this great nation", when he is doing his part to bring it down.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:31 PM (O4AQQ)
Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 23, 2012 07:32 PM (Ho2rs)
Pubbies are the Wizard Party?
Steele could've said, "Well, Chris, it's true there are many Harry Potter fans in our party, but what does that have to do with politics?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:32 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:32 PM (BCeCZ)
Yep, he posted that Romney is only up 2 in Arizona, according to a new poll there. That certainly does call into question Romney's supposed "electability."
Posted by: rayjayjohnsonjr at April 23, 2012 07:33 PM (5y2L9)
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:31 PM (O4AQQ)
Is that twit even a citizen?
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:34 PM (i6RpT)
I want to hear this drool hurling spud opine, I'll whistle "highway to hell" into an empty bourbon bottle.
To complete the full hardlush experience though, it'd probably take shitting into my own hand and kissing a picture of baraka the gangly.
And that's winning the future, the soetero way!
Posted by: Chariots of Toast at April 23, 2012 07:35 PM (eNURf)
Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 07:35 PM (P6QsQ)
Bwahahaha
Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 07:36 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: hairu potter at April 23, 2012 07:36 PM (0It32)
Wow. .....Well, the guys on The Five played the video today. I hope it continues to go viral.
People have to remember, that Twitter was started by liberals and their headquarters are in Nancy Pelosi's district. .....She even got them a Waiver from Obamacare, didn't she? [I think she did.]
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:37 PM (O4AQQ)
I just got the shivering douchechills at the possibility that I created curious.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 07:37 PM (JDIKC)
I gotta call foul on this. I'd try to save the sea anemone.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:37 PM (Gk3SS)
What he means is that its got great potential. He can just close his eyes and see that shining leftist totalitarian beacon on the hill.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 23, 2012 07:38 PM (vbh31)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:38 PM (i6RpT)
It takes all the way to 'ea' to get either Obama Eats Dog or Obama Eats Dogs via Bing.
Still, I'd say that's pretty good.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:38 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 07:38 PM (R5yLq)
George Wallace was a
... and why the nic of a WW2 German tank destroyer? At best, the nic sends out weird vibes...
Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2012 07:39 PM (xTRDv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:39 PM (d0Tfm)
Well said. MSNBC lost relevance a long time ago, if they ever even had any.
To be honest, I'm not sure why people like Ace, Rush, Hannity and therest even bring them up.
I suppose it's a way to illustrate the insanity on the left.
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 07:39 PM (2bJPV)
Posted by: EROWMER at April 23, 2012 07:40 PM (sIm3i)
I dunno. ....Either way, he hates 'traditional America' and has said that we need the government to make sure that more multiculturalism is enforced. ...Fuck him.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:40 PM (O4AQQ)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 07:40 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2012 07:40 PM (hiMsy)
Posted by: Glaucon at April 23, 2012 07:41 PM (mP9Rx)
Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 07:41 PM (4yXmp)
Coolczech
Leave it to you to scour the mental ward for a quick hookup.
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 07:38 PM (R5yLq)
Well yeah, but I kind of draw the line at the morgue. Though I can report that when I was in the army, quite a few NCOs speculated about doing expired hawt chicks "if they're still warm," disturbingly enough.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 07:42 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2012 07:42 PM (67wx6)
I hate to admit it but Mr. Matthews might have a point. It was the evil Mormons that attacked us on 9/11. They have made a complete mess of the Middle East. They also abuse women horribly and treat them like property. You can't blame Mr. Matthews for mistrusting Mormons.
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (ykSKg)
1: I think you mean "Saurumon" not "Sauron."
2: No, Obama is Erik to Romney's Rincewind.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (8y9MW)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:44 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 07:44 PM (4yXmp)
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (ykSKg)
Score?
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:44 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 07:44 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2012 07:45 PM (67wx6)
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 07:39 PM (2bJPV)
So true. Ace gets more hits than MSNBC has viewers.
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2012 07:45 PM (I2LwF)
Helluva fight in the Rangers-Sens game!
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (ykSKg)
Score?
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:44 PM (i6RpT)
--1-0 Sens, with Neil of the Sens also getting the better of the fight (knocked Pruss's helmet off).
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:46 PM (ykSKg)
Tooter the Turtle and "The Unteachables".
http://tinyurl.com/3ac82v8
Posted by: Mister Wizard at April 23, 2012 07:46 PM (cqoba)
Team. Neville. BAMFiest BAMF in the Potterverse.
Not to mention that he grew up quite nicely indeed.
http://bit.ly/J5PZF6
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:47 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:46 PM (ykSKg)
If the Rangers lose, they better go house to house here in the NYC Area to check on the 100 or so real Hockey fans to make sure they don't do anything crazy
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:47 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2012 07:49 PM (hiMsy)
I'm getting more and more confident that Obama is going to lose.Which is why I worry what he will do knowing that he will lose.
The potential is there for some serious fucknuttery, but I doubt he'll do anything absurd, or more absurd than he's already done. Remember, anything the government does, the government can undo.
If he were to impose Martial Law, say, as a response to the Occupoopers getting out of hand, then all bets are off, and then all kinds of nasty stuff will start happening. I rather doubt that, though.
I know too many people who wouldn't take kindly to that, not one bit. Namely, all my cousins back home in Alabama.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:49 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzbunny at April 23, 2012 07:49 PM (ApGOC)
Posted by: Chrissy at April 23, 2012 07:19 PM (3Zo6I)
and he need a few hobbits to help him remember who he really is.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 07:49 PM (j+Izh)
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Heh. ...No, that was Martin Bashir, the asshole on CNN who's snarking about Romney's not drinking. ....But you bring up a good point, Hummingbird.
Muslims don't drink either. .....And we don't hear people like Bashir or Mathews, dare to say anything about it.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:51 PM (O4AQQ)
Posted by: old glazier at April 23, 2012 07:52 PM (KcINh)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 07:52 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2012 07:53 PM (I2LwF)
No, that was Martin Bashir, the asshole on CNN who's snarking about Romney's not drinking. ....But you bring up a good point, Hummingbird.
Muslims don't drink either. .....And we don't hear people like Bashir or Mathews, dare to say anything about it.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:51 PM (O4AQQ)
No No Bashir in also on MSNBC
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:54 PM (i6RpT)
This Bill... SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 07:54 PM (lZBBB)
A federal judge still must approve the court settlement that retroactively promotes Pittsfield firefighter Jeffrey Rawson to lieutenant.
He’ll also get about $22,000 in back pay and other earnings.
PREVIOUS COVERAGE
Reservist-firefighter sues city over promotion (Nov. 11)
Pittsfield officials will undergo training in a law that says civilian employers can’t discriminate against military members in employment matters because of their uniformed service obligations.
Pittsfield’s mayor had no comment on the case Monday.
Court records show the city denies violating federal law and also doesn’t admit Rawson’s allegations as part of the settlement.
The firefighter first filed a complaint with the U.S. Labor Department, before the case went to Justice Department officials. Government lawyers represented Rawson after he filed the federal lawsuit.
He became a Pittsfield firefighter in 1990. Starting in 2001, he was in the Massachusetts Army National Guard for about a year before starting his service as a Navy reservist.
Rawson’s lawsuit said he went on active military duty for about a year starting in 2007, and for about half of 2009.
He took the lieutenant’s test in late 2009, earning the second highest score. But city officials promoted the firefighter with the third highest score ahead of him.
The acting fire chief reportedly told Rawson he was never at work and had to decide if he worked for the Navy or the Pittsfield Fire Department.
The firefighter said in his lawsuit that a letter from the city cited his time away for military service as justification for bypassing him for the lieutenant’s job.
U.S. Attorney Carmen Ortiz said in a Monday statement that while military members’ temporary absences create challenges for employers, service members “endure much greater challenges to protect our precious freedom.”
Idiots in Mass. Good for the fireman/Sailor
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:56 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 07:56 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2012 07:42 PM (67wx6)
And starring Tim Geithner, as Gollum?
Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 07:57 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:54 PM (i6RpT)
He is? .....Ah, well, there you go. That's what I get for not watching either of those channels. ....If it weren't for watching videos of their sickening blather, I wouldn't know what they were up to at all.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:57 PM (O4AQQ)
Per Jim Treacher Google Books lists among Bill Ayers books "Dreams From My Father"
Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (joSBv)
Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 07:57 PM (lZBBB)
Well I'd go with pelosi for Gollum, but each to his own
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 07:52 PM (7W3wI)
Maybe he need one of those voice synthyzers set to "DRANO", with maybe a splash of CLR.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (j+Izh)
Go hit my place, if you haven't today. Two posts up (both new today) that I think y'all will enjoy. Please spread the word, too.
Later.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 08:00 PM (8y9MW)
Well I'd go with pelosi for Gollum, but each to his own
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (i6RpT)
Harry Reid? King of the Nazgul?
But who for the Mouth of Sauron... thats a tough one... Valerie Jarret? Michelle ma Belle? (or is Michele just a random Uruk Hai?)
Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 08:00 PM (lZBBB)
"My Precioussss" (using voice synthyser set to "drano').
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:01 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 08:01 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (i6RpT)
Dennis Kucinich with a shaved head?
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:01 PM (2bJPV)
Sorry about that. I'm not familiar with the anchors on CNN or MSNBC. The only news I watch is FOX news. I love watching Bill O'Reilly. It is just too much fun to hear Mr. O'Reilly say something and to hear Stuck say jackass almost immediately afterwards.
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:01 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:02 PM (O4AQQ)
234 And starring Tim Geithner, as Gollum? Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 07:57 PM (lZBBB) Well I'd go with pelosi for Gollum, but each to his own
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (i6RpT)
Ron Paul looks like Gollum. And you know he'd obsess over a gold ring.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2012 08:03 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 08:03 PM (0q2P7)
>>>Carney as Wormtongue
>>>Axelrod as the Mouth of Sauron.
Soros as the Witch King.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: The Jackhole at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (nTgAI)
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (JDIKC)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (7W3wI)
Cornel West: Stealth Honkey.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (JDIKC)
Eh?
Posted by: Guy who says "Eh?" at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (Aaxiu)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (7W3wI)
Makes you wonder what Kuncinich has to offer her?
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (O4AQQ)
And John Boehner as "Radagast the Brown"... a totaly ineffective Nice Wizard, who is mentioned once... but otherwise has no real effect on the story?
Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (lZBBB)
Kucinich at least has a hot wife to console him.
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (7W3wI)
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: Bill ORLY at April 23, 2012 08:07 PM (Aaxiu)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:08 PM (R5yLq)
She will, of course, become The Invisible Woman.
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 23, 2012 08:08 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 08:08 PM (dcktf)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (7W3wI)
Well.... SnowWhite seemed pretty happy with her dwarves... so I though I'd give it a try...
Posted by: Mrs. Kucinich at April 23, 2012 08:08 PM (lZBBB)
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (0q2P7)
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Soros is the eye on the Tower of Mordor.
Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 08:09 PM (BCeCZ)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 08:09 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:10 PM (7W3wI)
http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/8296.jpg
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 08:11 PM (dcktf)
Posted by: Sweet Meteor of Death at April 23, 2012 08:12 PM (hYAO0)
But the other 6 words in the post were spot on.
Posted by: Andy at April 23, 2012 08:12 PM (XG+Mn)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (i6RpT)
Just for the hell of it, I just checked Elizabeth Kucinich's Wiki entry and besides the fact that she's a flown blown moonbat, I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:12 PM (2bJPV)
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Oh yeah. ....That works for me. Heh. ....Soros as a death eater. yup.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:13 PM (O4AQQ)
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c'mon now Debbie Wasserman Shultz
Posted by: Howard Zinnovitch at April 23, 2012 08:13 PM (3Zo6I)
My m-i-l can kiss my ass the next time she complains his belly fat is my fault.
Re Chrissy, husband's best friend's kids attended the same private school with the Matthews brats. Said Chrissy is as big an asshole in person as you can imagine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 08:13 PM (UOM48)
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2012 08:03 PM (GULKT)
heh, nice.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:13 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:12 PM (2bJPV)
Yeah I never found her that attractive either
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:13 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: fluffy at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (7W3wI)
over the weekend. In it, the actor who plays Malfoy played ... a sneering
irredeemably-evil jerk.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (Znhm9)
I dunno...I picture her more as one of the muties in a James Axler Deathlands novel.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 08:15 PM (dcktf)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (7W3wI)
Pretty low bar
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:15 PM (i6RpT)
----
Tonight on Countdown...We only count to ONE
Posted by: BArack Obama at April 23, 2012 08:16 PM (3Zo6I)
http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/8296.jpg
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Thanks for that....had never seen her before. ....Yeah, she's beautiful. Hope she wins!
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:17 PM (O4AQQ)
Pretty low bar
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:15 PM (i6RpT)
I guess you have to give it to the munchkin tho, he hit the friggin' jackpot with her.
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:17 PM (2bJPV)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2012 08:18 PM (ebPtk)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:18 PM (7W3wI)
Bye.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 08:18 PM (0q2P7)
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:17 PM (2bJPV)
I'm guessing it's easier to muff dive from where he stands?
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:19 PM (i6RpT)
Love that. .....Lord Barky, The Once Powerful. ....May he be led off in an orange jumpsuit someday.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:20 PM (O4AQQ)
Posted by: BArack Obama at April 23, 2012 08:20 PM (3Zo6I)
Posted by: Paul at April 23, 2012 08:20 PM (4TdXL)
Romney's Neville Longbottom
Team. Neville. BAMFiest BAMF in the Potterverse.
Not to mention that he grew up quite nicely indeed.
http://bit.ly/J5PZF6
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:47 PM (Gk3SS)
I was thinking about how he turned out in the end--winning--but I had no idea!!!
Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 08:21 PM (4yXmp)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:24 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:25 PM (O4AQQ)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:19 PM (i6RpT)
Either that or her pet name for him is "Tripod" which I think is doubtful.
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:25 PM (2bJPV)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:26 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:27 PM (O4AQQ)
Posted by: Merlin, GOP advisdor at April 23, 2012 08:28 PM (fiXQh)
Posted by: Merlin, GOP Advisor at April 23, 2012 08:29 PM (fiXQh)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:29 PM (i6RpT)
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:27 PM (O4AQQ)
Obama couldn't eat him all at on time.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:30 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Capone at April 23, 2012 08:31 PM (pvuUD)
Posted by: The Wizard Hat at April 23, 2012 08:32 PM (DoaFB)
Ugh. He should be saying that HE'S "honored" to haveME join histeam, not the other way around! He sounds SO conceited in this literature. The perception of Mitt is that he's conceited (and he did come off WAY too arrogant during the primary, esp, wrt Perry) and he needs to fight that not feed it.
Further, he has to realize that GOP voters are willing to unite behind him not b/c we think he'll "make an excellent president" but because he's better than O. IOW, we hate O more than we dislike Mitt.
I remember when I donated to Perry and the letters I got from him -- he was alwaysvery humble and honored to have me on his team.
*SIGH*
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 08:32 PM (KL49F)
I think we are going to see some serious 3rd world shit in the streets.
Unlike Cheaper than Dirt, amunitiontogo.com usually has bulk ammo in stock.
Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at April 23, 2012 08:35 PM (ETPEo)
PS. Foook me hard, cuz I'll abort your kid anyway...
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 23, 2012 08:35 PM (AZ8Mb)
Too bad we don't possess Gandalf's power of taking spells off people (like he did for Theoden King). Matthews has been under O's spells for years.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 08:36 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Miss Marple at April 23, 2012 08:37 PM (GoIUi)
Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at April 23, 2012 08:35 PM (ETPEo)
Cheaper than Dirt has .223 in bulk for $309 per thou.
That is a good price
Posted by: Ashley Judd-sock at April 23, 2012 08:37 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:38 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 23, 2012 08:38 PM (ND9u8)
Posted by: Ashley Judd-sock at April 23, 2012 08:39 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:39 PM (7W3wI)
I love how anyone who wants documentation on O (Matthews' reference to "birthers"), is immediately doing so based on race. There were "birthers" back during the Chester Arthur admin in the 1800s, too, and it wasn't b/c he was black!
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 08:40 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 23, 2012 08:40 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: mezmerized Moron at April 23, 2012 08:41 PM (r98n4)
Posted by: Pre at April 23, 2012 08:42 PM (8LCi0)
Posted by: Capone at April 23, 2012 08:31 PM (pvuUD)
It took us 296 comments to reach this conclusion?
Jeeh, we really ARE morons.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:42 PM (niZvt)
I don't mind if it makes me look silly like I quoted the wrong message. If it gets rid of the troll nonsense it is worth it!
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:42 PM (R5yLq)
or course we're so weak we need Lefties as Glick to save us from the mean conservative men.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:43 PM (TomZ9)
(Disagreement between my fiery sphincter and determined colon, followed by bellowing and bloody curses. Sphincter eventually loses and colon becomes a white wizard, probably due to blood loss.)
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:43 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:44 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 23, 2012 08:40 PM (QTHTd)
instead of deleting the post can we just fuck with it?
something like,
Dear Penthouse.
I never thought I'd have 'feelings' about my firewood pile but there I was back last January giving it my wood, it was only 24 degrees out and......
Posted by: jake at April 23, 2012 08:44 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:45 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:45 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:46 PM (niZvt)
Heh. ....Willow, little lefty guys have to use lies and trickery and anything else they can think up....because the well kept secret is getting out, that.....
Conservative Men are just hotter.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:47 PM (O4AQQ)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:46 PM (niZvt)
That is so cool!
of course wiping myself after a good poop takes 30 minutes, but hey! I'm saving the planet from humans.....
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 23, 2012 08:48 PM (AZ8Mb)
That is one thing I don't understand. How does promoting sex with no responsibility make someone a man in the eyes of liberal women?
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:48 PM (R5yLq)
Helluva fight in the Rangers-Sens game!
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (ykSKg)
Thugs on skates beating the crap out of 100 Senators? Dude, that rocks.
Oh.
Hockey.
*sigh*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2012 08:49 PM (Rhie+)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:50 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:53 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:47 PM (O4AQQ)
amen!
That is one thing I don't understand. How does
promoting sex with no responsibility make someone a man in the eyes of
liberal women?
Posted by: Hummingbird
Ive come to the conclusion this is why many women of the Left don't trust men. Because they hang out with men that won't do the right thing. But Then they don;t either. if it interferes with their getting what They want out of life.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:53 PM (TomZ9)
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If he loses, I think we'll hear interesting things from and about Michelle. I wish I could be there to watch.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 08:53 PM (yYpN2)
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:54 PM (7W3wI)
I play a big game but my #1 booty call is a big conservative heavy equipment operator, if you know what I'm saying
Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 23, 2012 08:54 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:50 PM (niZvt)
It's the ears! The ears we so casually mocked! Who would have known? Oh, cruel irony!
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:56 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:56 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: torabora at April 23, 2012 08:57 PM (L7dyK)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:57 PM (TomZ9)
Or was laying splay legged before an abortionist as close to childbirth and motherhood as she ever came? Was Clinton's cigar her make do loving embrace from a man that cared for her?
What a pathetic woman.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:59 PM (niZvt)
as close to childbirth and motherhood as she ever came? Was Clinton's
cigar her make do loving embrace from a man that cared for her?
What a pathetic woman.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:59 PM (niZvt)
I actually pity her. Don't forget she was 20 at the time, and not all that bright. 95% was on Clinton. Fucking sociopath.
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:03 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:06 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:08 PM (TomZ9)
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I recall a recent surfacing of her in the press in which she lamented that her Clinton episode had made her unemployable and unmarriageable. I wonder if she's learned anything.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 09:09 PM (yYpN2)
Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 09:09 PM (P6QsQ)
Posted by: Capone at April 23, 2012 09:11 PM (pvuUD)
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 09:09 PM (yYpN2)
I feel sorry for her
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:12 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 23, 2012 09:12 PM (Ho2rs)
Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 09:13 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 23, 2012 09:13 PM (Ho2rs)
What must Mr. Lewinsky had done in his youth to deserve such a fate for his darling daughter?
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 09:13 PM (j+Izh)
compassion for her being a stupid young woman that was attracted to the
previous dem messiah adulated by everyone she knew.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:06 PM (TomZ9)
She had her life ruined by the time she's 21. She'll forever be a punchline, her name a slang synonym for fellatio. What decent guy would want to deal with that? "Yeah, that's the missus.... yes, yes, she sucked off POTUS...."
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:14 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:15 PM (8oQw/)
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:14 PM (AxHOT)
Yeah. But someone did marry the Long Island Lolita that fisher gal
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:15 PM (eCnLg)
I recall a recent surfacing of her in the press in which she lamented that her Clinton episode had made her unemployable and unmarriageable. I wonder if she's learned anything.
Maybe that Everybody In The Free World knows where her mouth has been?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 09:16 PM (d0Tfm)
Posted by: Rosie O'donnel Science Czar at April 23, 2012 09:16 PM (61yvg)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:08 PM (TomZ9)
Don't forget Nina Burleigh's comment, "heck, I'd be happy to give him a blowjob just for keeping abortion legal"
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:16 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: toby928© at April 23, 2012 09:17 PM (NG097)
Lefties love to do stupid shit like that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 09:18 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:15 PM (eCnLg)
Yeah, but there was something trailer park hot about her.
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:18 PM (AxHOT)
they don't really repsect women at all.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:19 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 23, 2012 09:20 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:20 PM (TomZ9)
Hotair reporting Rubio has announced a "major speech" on foreign policy... this the day after no longer firmly denying he would ever accept the VP slot...
Face It: Romney-Rubio 2012!
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:21 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:21 PM (TomZ9)
they don't really repsect women at all.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:19 PM (TomZ9)
Ya mean democratic Presidents don't.
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:21 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:29 PM (i6RpT)
Hey, what am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Yes, I damn well shined shoes as an adult at April 23, 2012 09:21 PM (Hw0P9)
Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 09:22 PM (d+1xu)
they don't really repsect women at all.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:19 PM (TomZ9)
That's just it, willow. Ironically, there's more genuine sympathy for her HERE, at the HQ, then at - for example - MSNBC. When was the last time THEY ever even mentioned her... and if they did, was it EVER without a knowing sneer?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:22 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:20 PM (TomZ9)
Yan know maybe that's why I got lucky at that halloween party when I wore that bill clinton mask?
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:22 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 09:24 PM (4yXmp)
It's that she blew the President and that she makes it ever-obvious that, if you do date her, she is going to compare you to him.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 23, 2012 09:24 PM (QTHTd)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:21 PM (eCnLg)
i mean democrats, otherwise they'd take responsibility for the needs of the women they love with, They Do Not.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:25 PM (TomZ9)
'wore that bill clinton mask?'
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:22 PM (eCnLg)
ack you did really?
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:26 PM (TomZ9)
No No, this is more like it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F05FQsNun7A
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:27 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:22 PM (eCnLg)
ack you did really?
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:26 PM (TomZ9)
A) I would never wear that asshole's mask
B) I'm married
C) If I did I wouldn't talk about it
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:29 PM (eCnLg)
On the bright side? I don't think Rubio will ever be facing prison time like John Edwards.
Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 09:29 PM (j+Izh)
Posted by: Charls Gibson at April 23, 2012 09:30 PM (AZ8Mb)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F05FQsNun7A
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:27 PM (eCnLg)
I forgot about that. A classic
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:30 PM (AxHOT)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:30 PM (TomZ9)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F05FQsNun7A
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:27 PM (eCnLg)
Now that we all have home computers with little spycams in them... make sure you don't saddle up wifey in front of it.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:31 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:31 PM (TomZ9)
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What's MSNBC going to turn into when The Once is beaten and gone?
A traing video for new employees at the state facility for the mentally challanged.
Posted by: Jensen at April 23, 2012 09:32 PM (sWJSR)
i am NOT clicking those links.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:31 PM (TomZ9)
the second one is funny
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:33 PM (AxHOT)
What better way to track terrorists? And occasionally get off watching some hot piece of ass get porked like a pot roast in her own computer room?
Am I paranoid... or just insightful?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:36 PM (niZvt)
so you are telling us that you are planning a career change and applying to work at the NSA?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (7FadD)
1 -2 maybe that's 2 well i dunno, maybe this would be 2.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (TomZ9)
We replied proudly, "America."
The young man beamed, nodded his head slowly and exclaimed, "Ah, Monica Lewinsky!"
Thanks, Bill Clinton.
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ebPtk)
Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (8oQw/)
We do that without any special technology.
Posted by: SEC drones at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (Znhm9)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:39 PM (TomZ9)
It occurred to me a while ago that the NSA has probably figured out how
to activate people's home PC cams and microphones... and especially
their cell phones... so they could listen and even watch in whenever
they felt the need or itch.
What better way to track terrorists? And occasionally get off
watching some hot piece of ass get porked like a pot roast in her own
computer room?
Am I paranoid... or just insightful?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:36 PM (niZvt)
--The only way you can guarantee your smartphone is not hacked and eavesdropping on you is to take the battery out. The Canadian House of Commons requires visitors to closed meetings to take their batteries out.
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 09:40 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:42 PM (8oQw/)
We replied proudly, "America."
The young man beamed, nodded his head slowly and exclaimed, "Ah, Monica Lewinsky!"
Thanks, Bill Clinton.
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ykSKg) I was in Italy a couple years ago and did the Vatican tour. Our guide was a bit of a wisecracker and pointed out that one of the old statues was Bill Clinton (looked just like him too). Then said.."sorry but no Monica" In a group of several different countries I would say 98% got the joke and laughed. Way to be remembered....Yep way to be remembered
Posted by: Jensen at April 23, 2012 09:44 PM (sWJSR)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:45 PM (TomZ9)
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:46 PM (TomZ9)
And guess what they were joking about? Yes, Monica.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:47 PM (niZvt)
never heard of him
Posted by: Charls Gibson at April 23, 2012 09:48 PM (AZ8Mb)
My turn signal is in plain sight, but you only see it every half second.
Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2012 09:49 PM (FcR7P)
of the locals asked me and two friends, with pretty good but slow
English, where we were from.
We replied proudly, "America."
The young man beamed, nodded his head slowly and exclaimed, "Ah, Monica Lewinsky!"
Thanks, Bill Clinton.
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ykSKg)
Who gives a shit what a bunch of dimwit foreigners think of America? Fuck them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 09:49 PM (X3lox)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:47 PM (niZvt)
I'm surprised that they were not talking about Bill's poor taste in women?
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:49 PM (eCnLg)
No, thank yeeewww! Only the Democrat party could produce three epic disasters in a lifetime: me, Jimmah and The Kenyan. Heh!
Posted by: Bubba Clinton at April 23, 2012 09:50 PM (vbh31)
the proper response was,
How much for a Lewinski here?
$5?
Posted by: Charls Gibson at April 23, 2012 09:50 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:51 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2012 09:51 PM (7FadD)
Sen. Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.) will announce the fallback legislation at a hearing on the Arizona law Tuesday, a day before the Supreme Court hears oral arguments in a suit to determine whether Arizona had the authority to enact the 2010 state crackdown.
The legislation would have little chance of passing in a stalemated Senate or being approved by a GOP-held House, but it would allow Democrats to push their electoral advantage with Latino voters just as the presidential campaign heats up in July.
Yeah G-D forbid the Dems actually try to pass a budget or address the deficit?
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:51 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:52 PM (8oQw/)
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Clinton did a yeoman's job of setting the table for The Great Commie Pretender. Better or worse is a matter of infinitesimal degree.
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 23, 2012 09:55 PM (vbh31)
Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:56 PM (8oQw/)
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 09:58 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:56 PM (8oQw/)
All the time. I'll tell you this, I used to see him all the time at the Old Yankee Stadium and everyone ignored him
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:59 PM (eCnLg)
How Do You Judge This Photo?
Updated: Monday, 23 Apr 2012, 6:30 PM EDT
Published : Monday, 23 Apr 2012, 5:30 PM EDT
WJBK Fox 2 News
myFOXdetroit.com - A husband is upset after finding a photo of a nearly nude man on his wife's cell phone. She says the photo came from her boss? What does she do for a living? She's a court bailiff. Who's her boss? Detroit 3rd Circuit Judge Wade McCree.
Fox 2's Charlie LeDuff shows the photo to Judge McCree. The Judge seems quite proud of it. Play the video to get the full report and to hear an interesting reaction from the Judge.
LeDuff also talks to legal analyst Charlie Langton who says it's possible McCree could lose his job over the photo.
http://www.drudgereport.com/
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 10:01 PM (eCnLg)
But some in the Obama administration are now seeing things differently.
"The war on terror is over," a senior official in the State Department official tells the National Journal. "Now that we have killed most of al Qaida, now that people have come to see legitimate means of expression, people who once might have gone into al Qaida see an opportunity for a legitimate Islamism."
This new outlook has, in the words of the National Journal, come from a belief among administration officials that "It is no longer the case, in other words, that every Islamist is seen as a potential accessory to terrorists."
For the president himself, this new thinking comes from a "realiz[ation that] he has no choice but to cultivate the Muslim Brotherhood and other relatively 'moderate' Islamist groups emerging as lead political players out of the Arab Spring in Egypt, Tunisia and elsewhere."
This new outlook is radically different than what was expressed under President George W. Bush immediately after September 11, 2001. "Over time it's going to be important for nations to know they will be held accountable for inactivity," Bush said on November 6, 2001. "You're either with us or against us in the fight against terror."
For President Barack Obama, it would seem, one can be both with us and against us--or not with us, but not quite against us.
We are so fucked if this bastard is re-elected
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 10:03 PM (eCnLg)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 09:49 PM (X3lox)
--Considering we were volunteering there, we do.
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 10:08 PM (ykSKg)
that] he has no choice but to cultivate the Muslim Brotherhood and other
relatively 'moderate' Islamist groups emerging as lead political
players out of the Arab Spring in Egypt, Tunisia and elsewhere."
He had a choice. He made back when he decided to abandon Mubarak.
Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 10:14 PM (joSBv)
Yes, though I haven't been since January (I've been boycotting over their treatment of Perry).
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 10:22 PM (KL49F)
Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2012 10:33 PM (46qC3)
eating lasted about 30 seconds on Twitter before my account was
suspended. >>> http://tiny.cc/dfu8cw
Posted by: jrg at April 23, 2012 10:37 PM (aQ3++)
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 10:08 PM (ykSKg)
Volunteering there still doesn't mean that you take their opinions seriously. After all ... there's a reason you were volunteering there and they weren't volunteering here.
Again, why you would care what any foreigner thinks of America is beyond me. Volunteering to do whatever or not.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 11:01 PM (X3lox)
-----------
Ed Anger, MAAHHH MAN!! Yes, sir, you have identified the greatest strategic mind of the past millenium, the producer of champions, that towering genius, the manager of Ivan Koloff, Bob Duncum, Bruiser Brody, the late great Ernie Roth! The man had the fighting spirit that our poor ol lame Repub leadership lacks, to wit, as he responded to some sneering question from Al Gore lookalike interviewer Vince McMahon Jr: "McMahon, listen to meeee and listen to me well, I'll put this so even an idiot like you can understand it..."
Imagine if Steele said something like that to Chrissy Matthews?!
Yes, that was the REAL Grand Wizard, my friends...
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 23, 2012 11:50 PM (Dd+yB)
Posted by: TheThinMan at April 24, 2012 12:18 AM (/2ODN)
And Saruman and Sauron are on the other side as well.
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 24, 2012 12:19 AM (KL49F)
Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 23, 2012 11:50 PM (Dd+yB)
Wasn't he also the manager of the original Sheik? Not the Iron Sheik; the earlier one that threw fire and was afraid of paper and would always get the shit beat out of him until he went for the flash powder. The Grand Wizard gave the most hilarious interviews.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2012 12:31 AM (4atNB)
Posted by: Case at April 24, 2012 04:42 AM (ZPlWT)
Supreme Court Of The United States
"If Mitt wins the nomination, as seems very likely, I will enthusiastically support his candidacy. For my friends who have hesitation on that score, I'd just ask you to keep four things in mind: Justice Scalia just turned 78, Justice Kennedy will turn 78 later this year, Justice Breyer will be 76 in August, and Justice Ginsburg turned 81 about a week ago. We wish them all well, of course, but the brute fact is that whoever we elect as president in November is almost certainly going to choose at least one and maybe more new members of the Supreme Court -- in addition to hundreds of other life-tenured federal judges, all of whom will be making momentous decisions about our lives for decades to come. If you don't think it matters whether the guy making those calls is Mitt Romney or Barack Hussien Obama, I think you're smokin' something funky." --columnist Andrew McCarthy
Posted by: N0b0z0 at April 24, 2012 10:05 AM (rsOPT)
Look at it this way Monica. You may be unemployable--and you may be unmarriagable. (ah would care about a few little blow jobs in your sexual history--it wasn't "sex" and we've got the statement of Billy Jeff Clinton to prove that).
But your name will forever live on in the verb "to Lewinsky".
That's a greater accomplishment than most silly ass little interns will ever have!
Posted by: Ben Dover at April 24, 2012 10:14 AM (6USwK)
Posted by: The Wind Through the Keyhole iBooks at April 25, 2012 04:52 AM (t8IT7)
Posted by: The Mongoliad epub at April 25, 2012 05:17 AM (oVOk7)
Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, a wizard walks
by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell-
Black Sabbath
Posted by: The Jackhole at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (nTgAI)
Nice! Played it again today.
Posted by: s☺me☼e at April 25, 2012 06:56 AM (HNn1q)
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