Chris Matthews Calls GOP "The Wizard Party"

Nuance.

Fatboy's on again about Science, which he plainly has a strong interest in.

thanks to @bcohen

Posted by: Ace at 06:33 PM



Comments

1 ...Form of an Ice Furnace...

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 23, 2012 06:34 PM (xD3Xb)

2 He is an idiot.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:34 PM (YdQQY)

3 A dog!!!

Posted by: Robert Byrd, Grand Zombie at April 23, 2012 06:34 PM (z9HTb)

4 I thought the late senator Byrd was the one from the Wizard Party???

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 06:35 PM (nU/dt)

5 I am not surprised about anything that comes from MSNBC the network of Al Sharpy Sharpton. Matthews is an asshole and Steele should get the fuck out of there.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:35 PM (i6RpT)

6 Why does ANY Republican go on his show? It is really stupid.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:36 PM (YdQQY)

7 Like a Sen. Byrd type of wizard, or a magical wizard?

Posted by: runninrebel at April 23, 2012 06:36 PM (N/1Dm)

8 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 06:36 PM (8y9MW)

9 ALL Republicans need to start boycotting shows like this.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:36 PM (YdQQY)

10 He is an idiot.


Wet brain

Posted by: fluffy at April 23, 2012 06:36 PM (z9HTb)

11 We we are racist this time because.

Just because.

Oh and SHUT UP!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 06:37 PM (0q2P7)

12 Blonde guy calls the black man a member of the wizard party. Got it.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 23, 2012 06:38 PM (cqoba)

13 Looky here son, I know a Wizard when I see one, and boy, I say boy, I seen a few.

Posted by: Noted Republican Robert "Sheets" Byrd at April 23, 2012 06:38 PM (QKKT0)

14 Time that boy took Dean Wormer's advice to heart.

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 06:38 PM (MMC8r)

15 Cue Southpark. Science be praised. By those who failed it in grade school.

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 23, 2012 06:38 PM (QxSug)

16 Ace, Newsbusters has audio of him saying the election will be "the messiah vs. the manager."

His panties are still moist for Teh Won.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 06:39 PM (UOM48)

17 Like a Sen. Byrd type of wizard, or a magical wizard?


Posted by: runninrebel
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Chrissy said "the "Grand Wizard crowd."

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 06:39 PM (yYpN2)

18 What's amazing is that Steele didn't agree.

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 06:39 PM (MMC8r)

19 I'm not at all impressed by Chris Matthews.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 06:39 PM (BCeCZ)

20 Another race obsessed leftard. These guys need some serious psychotherapy.

Posted by: Cicero at April 23, 2012 06:39 PM (QKKT0)

21 Did he call Michael Steele "boy"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 06:40 PM (UOM48)

22
We're mostly too short and white to play basketball. Besides, the Wizards suck, especially since they wussed out and renamed themselves.

Oooh, bullets are so scary.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 06:40 PM (d0Tfm)

23 I think he's playing the LDS angle.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 23, 2012 06:40 PM (hbivT)

24 If the GOP is the wizard party then the DNC is the Orc party.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 23, 2012 06:40 PM (N/1Dm)

25 Chrissy said "the "Grand Wizard crowd."

So now we're the rebellion on the Counterweight Continent?
I'm really confused.
Is luggage involved?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 06:41 PM (8y9MW)

26 From the article....."Chris Matthews called the Republican party the "Grand Wizard crowd.""

Hey Chrissy, it was the Dems who were bigtime Klan members, dickhead.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 06:41 PM (O4AQQ)

27 Steele or any Repub should appear on Matthews' show only once more. And when he pulls that crap, smack him on the back of his head til his combover lets go.

I mean, go out with a bang. Uh, hello? YouTube sensation?

Posted by: Anal Bum cover for Elton at April 23, 2012 06:41 PM (2Vtkv)

28 Tingles is shameless. Thankfully, his viewership is (1) tiny; and, (2) already made of true believers or righties looking for ammo against him.

Posted by: eureka! at April 23, 2012 06:42 PM (81yf8)

29 @21
You know, you're right. When Chrissy says science my super sensitive racism dog-ears hear the dog-whistle of "Steele and Herman Cain are bad at math because they're black."
I denounce MSNBC's racism.

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 23, 2012 06:42 PM (QxSug)

30 Here’s what President Obama tweeted:

OBAMA TWEETS: MEET ME AND CLOONEY, MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE


Are all democrats bat shit crazy?
( that's rhetorical)

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:42 PM (i6RpT)

31 Cue Southpark. Science be praised. By those who failed it in grade school.

I never get tired of mentioning that Al Gore got a 'D' in Natural Sciences in college. He probably got a better grade in Un-Natural Science but I can't find it on his internet.

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 23, 2012 06:43 PM (phlKA)

32 there's no need to give a fuck about every fucked up thing Chrissy Matthews has to say

I don't need to look at a steaming pile of shit over and over again. I get it. It's a steaming pile of shit. But call me if it turns into a freshly-baked cinnamon roll.


Posted by: Jones in CO at April 23, 2012 06:43 PM (8sCoq)

33 So suck my wand, bitch.

Posted by: Harry Potter at April 23, 2012 06:43 PM (Ky1+e)

34 >>>Ace, Newsbusters has audio of him saying the election will be "the messiah vs. the manager."
His panties are still moist for Teh Won.


Just wow. Hot and bothered is an understatement. This has graduated to eucharistic adoration.


Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 06:43 PM (0q2P7)

35 I guess Chrissy missed the history class where he would have learned that the Democrats founded the KKK.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 06:43 PM (UOM48)

36 Does he mean wizard as in Grand Wizard of KKK? I don't want to watch him.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 23, 2012 06:44 PM (i0App)

37 Chris Matthew's has gotten better at alcohol tolerance (200)!

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 23, 2012 06:44 PM (cE7Pu)

38 It's because of Newt, isn't it?

Posted by: three witches around a cauldron at April 23, 2012 06:44 PM (r98n4)

39 Chris Matthews couldn't spell 'KKK.'

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 06:44 PM (MMC8r)

40 I feel for the hair and makeup person at MSDNC who has to wipe the drool off Chrissy. They should be getting hazard pay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 06:45 PM (UOM48)

41 O/T, looks like we have a new hashtag to conquer:

@RI4A
On this 2nd anniversary of Arizona's anti-immigrant law #SB1070, add your voice in solidarity for #justice4AZ http://t.co/XHSlq7xo

Posted by: Y-not at April 23, 2012 06:46 PM (5H6zj)

42 fact of the matter is all the members of the Congressional Black Caucus would make the KKK proud. Same stupidity, just different sides of the coin

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:46 PM (i6RpT)

43 OBAMA TWEETS: MEET ME AND CLOONEY, MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE


For a small fee.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 23, 2012 06:46 PM (eXigD)

44 36 Does he mean wizard as in Grand Wizard of KKK? I don't want to watch him.

Mmm....yes. I definitely think that's what he meant.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 06:46 PM (O4AQQ)

45 Kleagles and beagles and bears oh my!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2012 06:47 PM (hiMsy)

46 I wish I was a level 80 Mage so I could summon a dog and eat it.

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 23, 2012 06:47 PM (cE7Pu)

47 He misspelled "MEET".

Posted by: Anal Bum cover for Elton at April 23, 2012 06:47 PM (2Vtkv)

48 If I had been sitting across from that asshole when he went on about that flat earth bullshit I would have told him that I had forgotten more science by the 3rd grade than he ever knew. I would have added that he was a colossal dumb shit and a liar.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:47 PM (YdQQY)

49 OT: Okay, which one of you did it? Who gave Mara Laiason a black eye?

Posted by: pep at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (6TB1Z)

50 Not gonna bother watching Pissy Chrissy. He'd rather use his mouth to caress Bark Obama's hot dog than talk.

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (MQc8e)

51 It's dawning on people like Matthews that the targets of his rhetoric really have stopped giving a shit about what he says, thus pushing him to further rhetorical extremes. By the time of the election, not voting for Obama will be tantamount to being a guard at Auschwitz.

Whatever.

Posted by: BS Inc. at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (P2Ufm)

52 He was misunderstood. Its hard to speak clearly when your mouth is stuffed full of Obama cock.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (dcktf)

53 Did Steele apologize for being a repuke? Did he sit there and smile like a retard while the mouth breather landed body shot after body shot? This is what I expect from him.

Posted by: The Pot at April 23, 2012 06:49 PM (jucos)

54 For a small fee.

Can you enter without donating, btw? Anyone know?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 06:49 PM (8y9MW)

55 Chrissy Matthews is a 'whizz' when swooning over Obama.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 23, 2012 06:49 PM (XA0RS)

56 I'd seriously like to kick him in the balls. Or throw a handful of sandin his vag. Whichever, I don't care.

Posted by: Bosk at April 23, 2012 06:49 PM (n2K+4)

57 Okay, George Clooney is a kinda confirmed bachelor.......he and Barky are buddies.....

Love Match!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 06:49 PM (UOM48)

58 This is the sort of reality and historical inversion
That George Orwell warned us about.

This should not be allowed to stand.

Posted by: McLovin at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (K2KQo)

59 Who was that guy that used to be a Grand Wizard of the KKK and later became a US Senator? That's right, Sen. Robert Byrd - DEMOCRAT. How many times did he get re-elected by DEMOCRATS? He served from 1959 to 2010. Consistently re-elected by DEMOCRATS. And that's after fighting against the 1964 Civil Rights Act.

Ain't history a fucking bitch.

Posted by: Dang at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (Ky1+e)

60 Chris Matthew: The pile of political dog-logs that Pennsylvania just would not elect step in.

Is there a pool on how long Chris lasts, and how he exits?He has neither the intelligence nor the attitude of d'Olbermann (who un-employed himself), so a flounce seems out ... has he the ratings that Keef had?

Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (xTRDv)

61 I can think of several cast members of 'The Facts of Life' that I'd prefer to meet over Clooney.

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (MMC8r)

62 I put on my robe and wizard hat, and then I vote for Mitt Romney.

Posted by: deathbyscience at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (TVs0x)

63 I can think of several cast members of 'The Facts of Life' that I'd prefer to meet over Clooney.
Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (MMC8r)

I'd much rather meet a nice cool Coor's Light

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 06:51 PM (i6RpT)

64 Matthews Blows Dog Whistle. Again: Yet Another Dog Bites Man Story

Obama Eats Dog: A Bonafide Man Bites Dog Story

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 23, 2012 06:51 PM (eHIJJ)

65 Matthews likely doesn't fight with his bosses, so they have no reason to fire him. It's not like they've got a deep bench of talent.

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 06:51 PM (MMC8r)

66 Point of order, Byrd was a "Kleagle" and an "Exalted Cyclops".

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 06:51 PM (Znhm9)

67 I love the smell of sweaty desperation in the morning.

Posted by: someguy at April 23, 2012 06:52 PM (sEXZ/)

68 Robert Byrd was a Republicn?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 06:52 PM (niZvt)

69
Is there a pool on how long Chris lasts, and how he exits?He has neither the intelligence nor the attitude of d'Olbermann (who un-employed himself), so a flounce seems out ... has he the ratings that Keef had?

I can see the two of them in a bathtub...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 06:52 PM (d0Tfm)

70 Chris Matthews appeared on Jeopardy! and froze up like a booger on an Eskimo. I believe he even finished the first segment in the red.

Posted by: Anal Bum cover for Elton at April 23, 2012 06:52 PM (2Vtkv)

71 OT: Okay, which one of you did it? Who gave Mara Laiason a black eye?
Posted by: pep at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (6TB1Z)
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There is a joke here involving listening and having two black eyes but even I can't go there.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 23, 2012 06:52 PM (jucos)

72 ALL Republicans need to start boycotting shows like this.


Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:36 PM

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You mean we don't already?

Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (P6QsQ)

73 Clearly Chrissie really, really likes black men. The last time I saw a leer like that was when Bill O'Reilly and Barney Frank were about to bump uglies.

Posted by: Fritz at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (KWdVT)

74 Wasn't the Grand Wizard the wrestling manager with sunglasses, a turban and a cane he used to beat the hell out of opponents?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (7+pP9)

75 Point of order, Byrd was a "Kleagle" and an "Exalted Cyclops".

So he was an annoying member of the hound family, and a stupid monster?

Yeah. I guess those fit.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (8y9MW)

76 You mean we don't already?


Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (P6QsQ)
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Evidently not.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (YdQQY)

77 danzigercartoons.com flushed the 2004 Condoleezza Rice "mammy" panels from his archives.

Verdict, not racist (D).

Posted by: 13tiwes at April 23, 2012 06:53 PM (h6XiD)

78 I cast magic-missile!

Posted by: Joe "Prestidigitator" Biden at April 23, 2012 06:54 PM (HtUdo)

79
Is Chris still using drool cups on the sides of mouth or has he gone to using a bucket?

Posted by: YIKES! at April 23, 2012 06:54 PM (eXigD)

80 67 I love the smell of sweaty desperation in the morning.
Posted by: someguy at April 23, 2012 06:52 PM (sEXZ/)


Uh, I think that's just the odor of Chrissy's Depends failing him...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 06:54 PM (niZvt)

81 Chris Matthews: he ran as a full mooner....


********

What the hell is he talking about?

Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 06:54 PM (r2PLg)

82 He was misunderstood. Its hard to speak clearly when your mouth is stuffed full of Obama cock.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 06:48 PM (dcktf)
-----------------------------------------------

I would hardly say my mouth is full.

Posted by: Chrissy Mathews at April 23, 2012 06:54 PM (jucos)

83 I just this afternoon had a conversation with a retired Professor of History
on the subject of......The KKK
My family and my wife's family have had members who were county sheriffs here in Texas and had to fight the KKK because they were organized crime.
It is an exclusively Democratic Party invention and has even had sitting presidents in its membership. The professor called it a war on the black races.

Posted by: Panzer Trout at April 23, 2012 06:55 PM (lpWVn)

84 Republican? Robert Byrd and Republican? Gore Senior, agree.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 06:55 PM (TomZ9)

85 Lolo had a nice recipe for Kleagle.

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at April 23, 2012 06:56 PM (QKKT0)

86 Waiting for Matthews to be fired in 3-2-1.. oh wait! Hahahahahahhaa

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 23, 2012 06:56 PM (UTq/I)

87 I put a curse on Matthews.....drunker....drunker.

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at April 23, 2012 06:56 PM (KNvk+)

88 Oh, my goodness; I almost spit my coffee on the monitor. LOL


33 So suck my wand, bitch.
Posted by: Harry Potter at April 23, 2012 06:43 PM )

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2012 06:57 PM (67wx6)

89 Abraham Lincoln was a Democrat!

no it's southern strategy!

Robert Byrd was A Republican!

WAIT NO?

Gore Senior a Republican?

wait NO??

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 06:57 PM (TomZ9)

90 I thought we established on another thread that Obama was an old school demi-human bard/illustionist. No wizards in sight.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2012 06:57 PM (pawS5)

91 ♫ Beret of beagle for my Kleagle would be grand ... ♪

Posted by: Zombie Robert Byrd, Lifelong Dem at April 23, 2012 06:57 PM (Znhm9)

92 Jeebus wan't the last thread we did here about Chris Matthews claiming to be-


"middle of the road" politically?


Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Keep selling that stew, Matthews.

Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 06:57 PM (r2PLg)

93 How dare you criticize Michael Smerconish's BFF!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (aDlmn)

94 Is there a pool on how long Chris lasts, and how he exits?He has neither the intelligence nor the attitude of d'Olbermann (who un-employed himself), so a flounce seems out ... has he the ratings that Keef had?
Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2012 06:50 PM (xTRDv)

----------------------------------------

Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold, filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (BCeCZ)

95 George Wallace was a Republican, though.

What? Oh, damn.

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (MMC8r)

96
Because I can - It’s an Obama-Eats-Dog World….

http://wp.me/p1ipEz-1A8

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (0xqzf)

97 Liberals lie CONSTANTLY.

It's what they DO.

If there were 10 of them they'd be a joke.

But because there are millions they're a "party."

We don't have a societal mechanism for dealing with mass dishonesty, we just don't. It breaks the system.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (bxiXv)

98 I really would like to know how they have gotten away with re-writing History?

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (TomZ9)

99 I think they'll have to send Security to haul Chris Matthews out of his office kicking and screaming after years of increasingly bizarre pronunciations, alcohol-induced delirium and on-air tantrums. So, like next week sometime.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (hiMsy)

100 In the marketplace of ideas, MSNBC is Kwik E Mart.........

Posted by: wytshus at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (4tcuE)

101 I do enjoy when the atheists on the left won't come out and admit that they are atheists while they are beating conservatives over the head with religion. They mock others for having faith but if you called them on most would fall about to listing the church they went to as a child as their religion. At the same time, man/science did not invent the laws of physics, half of science is about naming things that exist so we can feel so very clever about ourselves. Why does faith have to be magic to the left, why does god have to be the great mock-able sky magician in a large pointy hat? The universe has order and laws that govern over it, how did these things come from nothing and why can't god be the logical being who planted the seed and set the experiment in motion?

Posted by: Drew in MO at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (KeFbr)

102 We don't have a societal mechanism for dealing with mass dishonesty

We have several. We chose not to use most of them, and now it's too late. The only one that remains is socially repugnant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (8y9MW)

103 I think the last time I watched an NBC or MSNBC political program was when Tim Russert was still alive and hosting Meet the Press. I always thought he was about as fair an interviewer as there was, for a Democrat. I stopped watching after he passed away. I think maybe I've watched Christ Matthews twice, the last time being sometime around the Bush/Kerry election, after Bush won.

Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (P6QsQ)

104 Well, at least he's beating Blitzer.

http://bit.ly/I4KmtT

Posted by: Jim Treacher at April 23, 2012 06:59 PM (X3KAb)

105 Did any of you guys catch Keef on This Week? I went to Newsbusters and his head was bobbing so nervously it looked like he was having a breakdown. Didn't help that he blathered pathetically, and Peggy Noonan ignored him like he was a "special" child at the grownup table.

I. Loved. It. Moar, please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 07:00 PM (UOM48)

106 I really would like to know how they have gotten away with re-writing History?

By controlling the schools. And, too often, the school boards.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:00 PM (8y9MW)

107 I really would like to know how they have gotten away with re-writing History?
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (TomZ9)

Ever been to a University History Department?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:00 PM (i6RpT)

108
Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold, filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.

In the bathtub.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:00 PM (d0Tfm)

109 24If the GOP is the wizard party then the DNC is the Orc party.
Posted by: runninrebel at April 23, 2012 06:40 PM (N/1Dm)
At least the women, from what I've seen.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 07:01 PM (j+Izh)

110 108
Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold, filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.

In the bathtub.


*************

Naked.

Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:02 PM (r2PLg)

111 Byrd was a "Kleagle".


Did somebody say "beagle"?

Posted by: Dog Breath at April 23, 2012 07:02 PM (cqoba)

112 Chrissy Matthews ... coming from the party of perpetual motion energy generators, perpetual economic prosperity through monetary manipulations and infinite debt, perpetual peace through the suspension of all human activity ...

Wizards are closer to reality than the standard dem platform.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (X3lox)

113 sen kkk byrd.........that is all

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (Ho2rs)

114
Chris is becoming unhinged because Barry is being unmasked. Matthews can't deny that Obama has made history as the first dog-eating POTUS and that makes Chris foam at the mouth.

Posted by: Tough,Tougher,Crunchy at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (c3mby)

115 Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold, filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.

In the bathtub.


*************

Naked. Together.

Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (r2PLg)

116
Naked.

Locked in an embrace.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:04 PM (d0Tfm)

117 Naked. Together.

Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (r2PLg)


A waitress sandwich, but with no waitress.

Posted by: Cicero at April 23, 2012 07:05 PM (QKKT0)

118 Speaking of the Wizard Party, Obama just placed new sanctions on Iran and Syria. ...because the old ones worked and we just forgot to renew them? I don't know.

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2012 07:05 PM (FcR7P)

119 Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold, filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.
In the bathtub. *************
Naked.

Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:02 PM (r2PLg)

-------------------------------------------------

With a condom hanging out of Chrissy's ass.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:05 PM (BCeCZ)

120 Speaking of the Wizard Party, Obama just placed new sanctions on Iran and Syria. ...because the old ones worked and we just forgot to renew them? I don't know.
Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2012 07:05 PM (FcR7P)

Sanctions that the Ruskies and Chicoms don't honor. Sanctions that don't work. Sanctions that will not work.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:07 PM (i6RpT)

121 With a condom hanging out of Chrissy's ass.

It happens sometimes. But a with squirt of Windex they're ready for another go.

Posted by: Barney Frank, Blushing Bride at April 23, 2012 07:07 PM (QKKT0)

122 Fuck Chris Matthews.

That is all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 23, 2012 07:08 PM (Af3Wg)

123 With a condom hanging out of Chrissy's ass.


******

I don't think that's a condom...

Posted by: Las Vegas CSI agent at April 23, 2012 07:08 PM (r2PLg)

124 Sanctions that don't work. Sanctions that will not work.

Sanctions assume that a government actually cares about its people. Which is manifestly not the case in the Middle East (with too few exceptions).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:08 PM (8y9MW)

125 What color are the pill bottles in your world Mr. Matthews?

Posted by: In House Psych, MSNBC at April 23, 2012 07:09 PM (hvibU)

126 Chrissy, " I want to help this President"

interesting He feels totally free with saying this about half the country.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 07:09 PM (TomZ9)

127 What's MSNBC going to turn into when The Once is beaten and gone?

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 23, 2012 07:09 PM (ybkwK)

128 It'sa ..it's a...looks like a dead... GERBIL!

Posted by: Las Vegas CSI agent at April 23, 2012 07:10 PM (r2PLg)

129

115 Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold, filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.

In the bathtub.


*************

Naked. Together.
Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:03 PM (r2PLg)





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When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky you're my very best friend it's true!

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at April 23, 2012 07:10 PM (mWSJA)

130 Chrissy and Keefers will be found dead in some cold,
filthy, rent-by-the-week motel near Las Vegas with a partially consumed
eight-ball of coke and Wild Irish Rose bottles covering the floor.

In the bathtub. *************

Naked.



Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:02 PM (r2PLg)



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With a condom hanging out of Chrissy's ass.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:05 PM (BCeCZ)
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And a light cord twisted around his neck.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 07:11 PM (YdQQY)

131 I am amazed that I have to have all of these code word phrases explained to me, even though I have been a right-wing racist since came of voting age. Did I miss out on something -- with the sheets and crosses? Maybe the dems can tell me what I missed. they seem to have a lot more personal knowledge than I or any of my deviant fascist friends.

Posted by: Jay Bee at April 23, 2012 07:12 PM (Xwgt3)

132 Chris who now?

Posted by: meekrob at April 23, 2012 07:12 PM (x2CNJ)

133 Sanctions assume that a government actually cares about its people.

In terms of governments that didn't care, historically, the only example (of working sanctions) I can think of was the oil embargo against the Japanese.

Of course, the Japanese response to that was to conquer the oil instead ... but the sanctions made them change their behavior.

I don't think an oil embargo will work on the Syrians at all, though, do you?

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 07:12 PM (bjRNS)

134 I don't think an oil embargo will work on the Syrians at all, though, do you?

Not so much, no. I would think it would work about as well as a sand embargo.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:13 PM (8y9MW)

135 George Wallace was a Republican, though.
--
And Wallace recanted segregation and sincerely apologized post assassination attempt.

If only the Democrat Party's KKK were limited to segregation, but no; the KKK has always been organized crime, much more destructive than simply demanding segregation because the KKK DENIES RULE OF LAW all together.

You can't make mayhem and murder and call yourself an upstanding US citizen, regardless of party identity or era. Tell that to Obama and incumbents with your vote. Supremacists eschew the "melting pot" of All-American and can't fathom the integrity of "personal character", that word revised to reference an actor's role or cartoon personality.

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 23, 2012 07:14 PM (lpWVn)

136 I don't think an oil embargo will work on the Syrians at all, though, do you?
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 23, 2012 07:12 PM (bjRNS)

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I think it will draw them closer to their religious beliefs.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:15 PM (BCeCZ)

137 What's MSNBC going to turn into when The Once is beaten and gone?


Posted by: The littl shyning man
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Lament all the prosperity and power America recovers.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 07:15 PM (yYpN2)

138 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 07:15 PM (7W3wI)

139
Michael Steele: "You're saying that the Republican Party, which had me, a BLACK MAN as its chairman, is the KKK?"

Chris Matthews: "That's right, n****r."

Why is this fucking drunk still on the air?

When I was 16, I dated a girl whose parents tossed her in the mental hospital because she was, shall we say, "resistant to authority." She wasn't crazy, just a bad kid. And a slut.

Anyway, so I go to visit her, and there's this legitimately crazy broad in there who would be coloring shit with crayons, then get up, walk into the middle of the room and rip off her clothes while screaming and spraying piss everywhere.

That woman made more sense to me thanChris Matthews. MSNBC just does not give a fuck what type of programming they spew, as long as they fill the air with SOMETHING, it seems. It's like a NYC cable access channel, without the high production values, substantive content and high-powered talent.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 07:16 PM (JDIKC)

140 Did I see a greg post come and go?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:16 PM (i6RpT)

141 Did I see a greg post come and go?

I thought I saw some troll post something or other- but I refreshed and it was gone.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:17 PM (8y9MW)

142 Anyway, so I go to visit her, and there's this legitimately crazy broad in there who would be coloring shit with crayons, then get up, walk into the middle of the room and rip off her clothes while screaming and spraying piss everywhere.

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Did you get her phone number by any chance? She sounds like a lot of fun.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:18 PM (BCeCZ)

143 You see, in the primarieshe was Mitt the Grey.But now that he has slain that Santorumrog he has been reborn and Romney the WHITE

Posted by: Chrissy at April 23, 2012 07:19 PM (3Zo6I)

144 More idiocy from MSNBC:

On his Monday MSNBC program, just a week after condemning former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney to hell based on the Book of Mormon, afternoon host Martin Bashir cited a column from The New York Times’ Timothy Egan to suggest that Romney isn’t fit for the White House because he does not drink.

“A teenage taste of beer aside, Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol, which begs the question — will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation, in jeopardy?” Bashir said. “That’s the conundrum that could be drawn from a column by New York Times writer Timothy Egan, who does not deal in half measures.” (RELATED: MSNBC host condemns Romney to hell, cites Book of Mormon)



Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:20 PM (i6RpT)

145
I thought I saw some troll post something or other- but I refreshed and it was gone.

Pixy's computer hamsters were hungry.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:20 PM (d0Tfm)

146 ♪..Rubber ducky, you're the one
you make bathtime lots of fun
Rubber ducky, I'm especially fond of you...♫

Wait...what were we talking about?

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 23, 2012 07:20 PM (ay6+/)

147 George Wallace was a Republican, though.

Eh? .....No he wasn't. He was a Democrat. .....He did run for Pres once, on some sort of Independent party ticket, though.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:20 PM (O4AQQ)

148 Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:20 PM (i6RpT)

I'm beginning to believe they practice stupid.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:21 PM (8y9MW)

149 Mitt Romney does not consume alcohol, which begs the question — will
total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation, in
jeopardy?” Bashir said.

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In what world does this make sense?

Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 07:22 PM (P6QsQ)

150 I'm beginning to believe they practice stupid.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:21 PM (8y9MW)


The stuff that comes out of MSNBC makes CNN almost look legit

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:22 PM (i6RpT)

151 — will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation, in jeopardy?” Bashir said.


***************

Wow--wonder how that theory works in Liberal land.

Mitt Romney is too sober to handle the nuke codes!!!

Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:23 PM (r2PLg)

152
will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation, in jeopardy?”

Hmm, it didn't hurt Jimmah Cahtah. IIRC, he didn't drink either, or allow the demon rum in the WH at all.

As it is rewritten, let it be done!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:23 PM (d0Tfm)

153 OT: Apparently, Twitter suspended the account of the people who did "If I Wanted America To Fail."


http://tinyurl.com/6tzmqwl

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 23, 2012 07:23 PM (aDlmn)

154 In what world does this make sense?

They're trying to make him "the other."
Which should be fun.

"Romney doesn't drink alcohol."
"Obama ate a f*cking DOG."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:23 PM (8y9MW)

155 In what world does this make sense?
Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 07:22 PM (P6QsQ)


************

Liberal Land.

Posted by: tasker at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (r2PLg)

156 The Democrats are the Wizzer Party.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (ykSKg)

157 What's MSNBC going to turn into when The Once is beaten and gone? <<<

Hopefully, they do like this guy did when Bush was reelected: go down to the World Trade Center site, stick a shotgun in their mouths and pull the fucking trigger.
http://tinyurl.com/76d66rp

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (JDIKC)

158 I mean, I can't remotely follow this line of logic.

BTW, Jimmy Carter was a non-drinker. I don't think it had anything to do with his stunning failure as a president though.

Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (P6QsQ)

159 bush, too drunk

romney, too dry......these people are insane

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (Ho2rs)

160 When I was 16, I dated a girl whose parents tossed her in the mental hospital because she was, shall we say, "resistant to authority." She wasn't crazy, just a bad kid. And a slut.

Uh, you wouldn't still have her number, would you?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 07:24 PM (niZvt)

161 OT: Apparently, Twitter suspended the account of the people who did "If I Wanted America To Fail."


http://tinyurl.com/6tzmqwl


Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 23, 2012 07:23 PM

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Wow. And so it begins.

Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 07:25 PM (P6QsQ)

162 Did I see a greg post come and go?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:16 PM (i6RpT)

Yes. The idiot mocked Romney because he was "only" up by two points over Obamasomewhere.

I feel stupid just for remembering that much.

Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 07:26 PM (2bJPV)

163 Chrissy is talking about the Wizard to distract from the frantic search for Toto...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2012 07:26 PM (hiMsy)

164 Uh, you wouldn't still have her number, would you?<<<

I don't think she survived her twenties.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 07:26 PM (JDIKC)

165 OT: Apparently, Twitter suspended the account of the people who did "If I Wanted America To Fail."

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This is just another of the myriad of reasons why I don't have a twitter account. I'm even giving thoughts to getting out of FB. The stupid runs deep in those places.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:26 PM (BCeCZ)

166 Does Chrissy have rabies? In what universe does ablonde white guy accuse a black guy of being a member of the KKK? We really are in the Twilight Zone,cue the spooky music.................

Posted by: Boots at April 23, 2012 07:27 PM (neKzn)

167 Yeah, remember when the GOP national convention declined to condemn the KKK and voted down an anti-KKK resolution?

Oh wait, that was the Democrats in 1924. Sorry.

Posted by: Glaucon at April 23, 2012 07:27 PM (mP9Rx)

168 Apparently, Twitter suspended the account of the people who did "If I Wanted America To Fail."

Still no word on suspending the accounts of those who issued death threats to George Zimmerman and the judge on the case?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:28 PM (8y9MW)

169 "They said, "Slow down, mister, in order to find the truth of life,
one must see THE WIZARD!"
I said, "THE WIZARD? Well, where does this wizard, old wise one, live?"
They said, "You see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill?"
I said, "Yes, I see the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill.
There's a big, dark forest between me and the big, green, glow-in-the-dark house up on the hill.
And a little old lady on a Hoover vacuum cleaner going
"I'll get you, my little pretty, and your little dog, Toto, too!".
I don't even have a little dog, Toto." "

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2012 07:28 PM (ebPtk)

170 148

They don't NEED to practice - it comes naturally.

Posted by: Grandma Mimi at April 23, 2012 07:28 PM (roHFn)

171 Tingles is a canary in the coal mine for the contemptible Left. They are imploding. This is good for the republic.

Posted by: LibertyAtStake at April 23, 2012 07:28 PM (l7gWx)

172 107 I really would like to know how they have gotten away with re-writing History? Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 06:58 PM (TomZ9) Ever been to a University History Department?

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Da Comrade

Posted by: Howard Zinnovitch at April 23, 2012 07:29 PM (3Zo6I)

173 That's kind of scraping the bottom of the insult barrel, Chris. What next? Are you going to poke fun at Romney because he can't accessorize as well as Obama?

Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2012 07:29 PM (I2LwF)

174 Remember when Eisenhower appointed a Klansman to the Supreme Court?

Oh wait, that wasn't Ike, it was liberal Democrat icon FDR who put a Klansman on the Court. Sorry.

Posted by: Glaucon at April 23, 2012 07:29 PM (mP9Rx)

175 Twitter is run by a bunch of twits? He woulda thunk it?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 07:30 PM (X3lox)

176 Anyway, so I go to visit her, and there's this legitimately crazy broad
in there who would be coloring shit with crayons, then get up, walk into
the middle of the room and rip off her clothes while screaming and
spraying piss everywhere.


Would that hospital's IP address correspond to the hash "oZfic" perchance?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 23, 2012 07:30 PM (QTHTd)

177 Wow--wonder how that theory works in Liberal land.


Mitt Romney is too sober to handle the nuke codes!!!Posted by: tasker


That and he's just disqualified Muslims as Presidential candidates.

These people have decided to run a marathon across a field of rakes.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2012 07:31 PM (ebPtk)

178 Well, we knew they would get around to trying to trash Romney for not drinking alcohol, or coffee.

*shrugs* ...They're desperate.

"....will total abstention put his candidacy, perhaps even this great nation, in jeopardy?” Bashir said."

It pisses me off to hear Martin Bahir use the phrase "this great nation", when he is doing his part to bring it down.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:31 PM (O4AQQ)

179 wow mama

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 23, 2012 07:32 PM (Ho2rs)

180
Pubbies are the Wizard Party?

Steele could've said, "Well, Chris, it's true there are many Harry Potter fans in our party, but what does that have to do with politics?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:32 PM (d0Tfm)

181 After seeing a blurb on FNC, I went to read a story on the Sanford, Fl city council denying the Chief of Police's resignation. Balls of steel.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 07:32 PM (BCeCZ)

182 "Did I see a greg post come and go?"

Yep, he posted that Romney is only up 2 in Arizona, according to a new poll there. That certainly does call into question Romney's supposed "electability."

Posted by: rayjayjohnsonjr at April 23, 2012 07:33 PM (5y2L9)

183 It pisses me off to hear Martin Bahir use the phrase "this great nation", when he is doing his part to bring it down.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:31 PM (O4AQQ)

Is that twit even a citizen?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:34 PM (i6RpT)

184 Chris Matthews is a demented fuckstick with the all the sense and charisma of a drying sea anemone.

I want to hear this drool hurling spud opine, I'll whistle "highway to hell" into an empty bourbon bottle.

To complete the full hardlush experience though, it'd probably take shitting into my own hand and kissing a picture of baraka the gangly.

And that's winning the future, the soetero way!

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at April 23, 2012 07:35 PM (eNURf)

185 Glaucon - I like to remind the Democrats that they were the ones who tried to block the Civil Rights Act of 1964 - the law crafted by Republican Senator Everett Dirksen.

Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 07:35 PM (P6QsQ)

186 OT: Discovered on Twitter that Google now auto completes "Obama e" to "Obama eats dogs"

Bwahahaha

Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 07:36 PM (joSBv)

187 eye of newt, bark of dog, tinkle on leg

Posted by: hairu potter at April 23, 2012 07:36 PM (0It32)

188 153 OT: Apparently, Twitter suspended the account of the people who did "If I Wanted America To Fail."

Wow. .....Well, the guys on The Five played the video today. I hope it continues to go viral.

People have to remember, that Twitter was started by liberals and their headquarters are in Nancy Pelosi's district. .....She even got them a Waiver from Obamacare, didn't she? [I think she did.]

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:37 PM (O4AQQ)

189 Would that hospital's IP address correspond to the hash "oZfic" perchance?<<<<

I just got the shivering douchechills at the possibility that I created curious.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 07:37 PM (JDIKC)

190 Chris Matthews is a demented fuckstick with the all the sense and charisma of a drying sea anemone.



I gotta call foul on this. I'd try to save the sea anemone.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:37 PM (Gk3SS)

191 It pisses me off to hear Martin Bahir use the phrase "this great nation", when he is doing his part to bring it down.

What he means is that its got great potential. He can just close his eyes and see that shining leftist totalitarian beacon on the hill.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 23, 2012 07:38 PM (vbh31)

192 Jeter is 2 for 2 and damn near hitting 400 for the season

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:38 PM (i6RpT)

193 Discovered on Twitter that Google now auto completes "Obama e" to "Obama eats dogs"

It takes all the way to 'ea' to get either Obama Eats Dog or Obama Eats Dogs via Bing.

Still, I'd say that's pretty good.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:38 PM (8y9MW)

194 #160

Coolczech

Leave it to you to scour the mental ward for a quick hookup.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 07:38 PM (R5yLq)

195 135 Posted by: panzernashorn at April 23, 2012 07:14 PM (lpWVn)

George Wallace was a RepublicanDemocrat, and 3-time Democrat and 1-time Independent Presidental candidate, though.


... and why the nic of a WW2 German tank destroyer? At best, the nic sends out weird vibes...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2012 07:39 PM (xTRDv)

196
Bwahahah

I'll be sheepdipped, that's true! Tried it myself.

Bwahahaha


Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:39 PM (d0Tfm)

197 Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:31 PM (O4AQQ)

Well said. MSNBC lost relevance a long time ago, if they ever even had any.

To be honest, I'm not sure why people like Ace, Rush, Hannity and therest even bring them up.

I suppose it's a way to illustrate the insanity on the left.

Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 07:39 PM (2bJPV)

198 Yeah, but it's gonna cost you $800.

Posted by: EROWMER at April 23, 2012 07:40 PM (sIm3i)

199 183 Is that twit even a citizen?

I dunno. ....Either way, he hates 'traditional America' and has said that we need the government to make sure that more multiculturalism is enforced. ...Fuck him.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:40 PM (O4AQQ)

200 I'm getting more and more confident that Obama is going to lose.Which is why I worry what he will do knowing that he will lose.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 07:40 PM (7W3wI)

201 Nobody beats the Wiz!

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2012 07:40 PM (hiMsy)

202 Most libtards are pretty sure that Democrats freed the slaves and Republicans started the Vietnam War.

Posted by: Glaucon at April 23, 2012 07:41 PM (mP9Rx)

203 Shit EoJ. Then you're the Q.

Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 07:41 PM (4yXmp)

204 194 #160

Coolczech

Leave it to you to scour the mental ward for a quick hookup.
Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 07:38 PM (R5yLq)


Well yeah, but I kind of draw the line at the morgue. Though I can report that when I was in the army, quite a few NCOs speculated about doing expired hawt chicks "if they're still warm," disturbingly enough.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 07:42 PM (niZvt)

205 As long as they're going to run with the analogy of wizards, Obama is Sauron to Romney's Gandalf.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2012 07:42 PM (67wx6)

206 #178

I hate to admit it but Mr. Matthews might have a point. It was the evil Mormons that attacked us on 9/11. They have made a complete mess of the Middle East. They also abuse women horribly and treat them like property. You can't blame Mr. Matthews for mistrusting Mormons.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (R5yLq)

207 Helluva fight in the Rangers-Sens game!

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (ykSKg)

208 As long as they're going to run with the analogy of wizards, Obama is Sauron to Romney's Gandalf.

1: I think you mean "Saurumon" not "Sauron."

2: No, Obama is Erik to Romney's Rincewind.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (8y9MW)

209 Okay finally a decent punch in the hockey game. Up to that point, teenage girls were examining their nails and saying "bitch please"

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:44 PM (Gk3SS)

210 Obama's more of a Beatrix LaStrange to Romney's Neville Longbottom

Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 07:44 PM (4yXmp)

211 Helluva fight in the Rangers-Sens game!
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (ykSKg)

Score?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:44 PM (i6RpT)

212 #204

Nice to know you have some limits! The morgue! Eeewww!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 07:44 PM (R5yLq)

213 I don't follow Harry Potter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2012 07:45 PM (67wx6)

214 Well said. MSNBC lost relevance a long time ago, if they ever even had any. To be honest, I'm not sure why people like Ace, Rush, Hannity and therest even bring them up. I suppose it's a way to illustrate the insanity on the left.
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 07:39 PM (2bJPV)

So true. Ace gets more hits than MSNBC has viewers.

Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2012 07:45 PM (I2LwF)

215 211
Helluva fight in the Rangers-Sens game!

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (ykSKg)



Score?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:44 PM (i6RpT)

--1-0 Sens, with Neil of the Sens also getting the better of the fight (knocked Pruss's helmet off).

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:46 PM (ykSKg)

216 There's a lesson in this for everyone:
Tooter the Turtle and "The Unteachables".
http://tinyurl.com/3ac82v8

Posted by: Mister Wizard at April 23, 2012 07:46 PM (cqoba)

217 Romney's Neville Longbottom


Team. Neville. BAMFiest BAMF in the Potterverse.


Not to mention that he grew up quite nicely indeed.


http://bit.ly/J5PZF6

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:47 PM (Gk3SS)

218 --1-0 Sens, with Neil of the Sens also getting the better of the fight (knocked Pruss's helmet off).
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:46 PM (ykSKg)

If the Rangers lose, they better go house to house here in the NYC Area to check on the 100 or so real Hockey fans to make sure they don't do anything crazy

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:47 PM (i6RpT)

219 Barry Soetero = Tom Riddle in Parseltongue. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 23, 2012 07:49 PM (hiMsy)

220
I'm getting more and more confident that Obama is going to lose.Which is why I worry what he will do knowing that he will lose.

The potential is there for some serious fucknuttery, but I doubt he'll do anything absurd, or more absurd than he's already done. Remember, anything the government does, the government can undo.

If he were to impose Martial Law, say, as a response to the Occupoopers getting out of hand, then all bets are off, and then all kinds of nasty stuff will start happening. I rather doubt that, though.

I know too many people who wouldn't take kindly to that, not one bit. Namely, all my cousins back home in Alabama.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 07:49 PM (d0Tfm)

221
What a fucking asshole.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzzbunny at April 23, 2012 07:49 PM (ApGOC)

222 143 You see, in the primarieshe was Mitt the Grey.But now that he has slain that Santorumrog he has been reborn and Romney the WHITE
Posted by: Chrissy at April 23, 2012 07:19 PM (3Zo6I)


and he need a few hobbits to help him remember who he really is.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 07:49 PM (j+Izh)

223 206 #178 I hate to admit it but Mr. Matthews might have a point. It was the evil Mormons that attacked us on 9/11. They have made a complete mess of the Middle East. They also abuse women horribly and treat them like property. You can't blame Mr. Matthews for mistrusting Mormons.

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Heh. ...No, that was Martin Bashir, the asshole on CNN who's snarking about Romney's not drinking. ....But you bring up a good point, Hummingbird.

Muslims don't drink either. .....And we don't hear people like Bashir or Mathews, dare to say anything about it.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:51 PM (O4AQQ)

224 At least secret service agents will have a designated driver when Mitt takes over

Posted by: old glazier at April 23, 2012 07:52 PM (KcINh)

225 OT James Hetfield is just embarrassingly bad with his vocals now.Mewtallica should just hang it up.They've sucked for more than a decade anyway.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 07:52 PM (7W3wI)

226 I have a cat named Hari Plopper...

Posted by: Truman North at April 23, 2012 07:53 PM (I2LwF)

227
No, that was Martin Bashir, the asshole on CNN who's snarking about Romney's not drinking. ....But you bring up a good point, Hummingbird.

Muslims don't drink either. .....And we don't hear people like Bashir or Mathews, dare to say anything about it.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:51 PM (O4AQQ)

No No Bashir in also on MSNBC

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:54 PM (i6RpT)

228 Yes.... as the great Wizard GoodGov stands at the bridge, to the House of Representatives...

This Bill... SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 07:54 PM (lZBBB)

229 A Massachusetts firefighter who claimed city officials bypassed him for promotion because he missed work for military duty will be getting a bump in rank.

A federal judge still must approve the court settlement that retroactively promotes Pittsfield firefighter Jeffrey Rawson to lieutenant.

He’ll also get about $22,000 in back pay and other earnings.

PREVIOUS COVERAGE

Reservist-firefighter sues city over promotion (Nov. 11)

Pittsfield officials will undergo training in a law that says civilian employers can’t discriminate against military members in employment matters because of their uniformed service obligations.

Pittsfield’s mayor had no comment on the case Monday.

Court records show the city denies violating federal law and also doesn’t admit Rawson’s allegations as part of the settlement.

The firefighter first filed a complaint with the U.S. Labor Department, before the case went to Justice Department officials. Government lawyers represented Rawson after he filed the federal lawsuit.

He became a Pittsfield firefighter in 1990. Starting in 2001, he was in the Massachusetts Army National Guard for about a year before starting his service as a Navy reservist.

Rawson’s lawsuit said he went on active military duty for about a year starting in 2007, and for about half of 2009.

He took the lieutenant’s test in late 2009, earning the second highest score. But city officials promoted the firefighter with the third highest score ahead of him.

The acting fire chief reportedly told Rawson he was never at work and had to decide if he worked for the Navy or the Pittsfield Fire Department.

The firefighter said in his lawsuit that a letter from the city cited his time away for military service as justification for bypassing him for the lieutenant’s job.

U.S. Attorney Carmen Ortiz said in a Monday statement that while military members’ temporary absences create challenges for employers, service members “endure much greater challenges to protect our precious freedom.”

Idiots in Mass. Good for the fireman/Sailor

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:56 PM (i6RpT)

230 #223

Oh, Muslims? We can't say anything that might hurt their feelings. Nevermind.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 07:56 PM (R5yLq)

231 205 As long as they're going to run with the analogy of wizards, Obama is Sauron to Romney's Gandalf.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 23, 2012 07:42 PM (67wx6)

And starring Tim Geithner, as Gollum?

Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 07:57 PM (lZBBB)

232 No No Bashir in also on MSNBC
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:54 PM (i6RpT)

He is? .....Ah, well, there you go. That's what I get for not watching either of those channels. ....If it weren't for watching videos of their sickening blather, I wouldn't know what they were up to at all.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 07:57 PM (O4AQQ)

233 Google, however, does not auto complete on "Pray for Bo". Get to work Twitter folk.

Per Jim Treacher Google Books lists among Bill Ayers books "Dreams From My Father"

Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (joSBv)

234 And starring Tim Geithner, as Gollum?
Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 07:57 PM (lZBBB)


Well I'd go with pelosi for Gollum, but each to his own

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (i6RpT)

235 225 OT James Hetfield is just embarrassingly bad with his vocals now.Mewtallica should just hang it up.They've sucked for more than a decade anyway.
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 07:52 PM (7W3wI)


Maybe he need one of those voice synthyzers set to "DRANO", with maybe a splash of CLR.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (j+Izh)

236 Okay... I finally get to leave. It's been a long freaking day.

Go hit my place, if you haven't today. Two posts up (both new today) that I think y'all will enjoy. Please spread the word, too.

Later.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 08:00 PM (8y9MW)

237 234 And starring Tim Geithner, as Gollum? Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 07:57 PM (lZBBB)
Well I'd go with pelosi for Gollum, but each to his own

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (i6RpT)

Harry Reid? King of the Nazgul?

But who for the Mouth of Sauron... thats a tough one... Valerie Jarret? Michelle ma Belle? (or is Michele just a random Uruk Hai?)

Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 08:00 PM (lZBBB)

238 Well I'd go with pelosi for Gollum, but each to his own


"My Precioussss" (using voice synthyser set to "drano').

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:01 PM (j+Izh)

239 >>>And starring Tim Geithner, as Gollum?

Carney as Wormtongue

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 08:01 PM (0q2P7)

240 Well I'd go with pelosi for Gollum, but each to his own

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (i6RpT)


Dennis Kucinich with a shaved head?

Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:01 PM (2bJPV)

241 #223

Sorry about that. I'm not familiar with the anchors on CNN or MSNBC. The only news I watch is FOX news. I love watching Bill O'Reilly. It is just too much fun to hear Mr. O'Reilly say something and to hear Stuck say jackass almost immediately afterwards.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:01 PM (R5yLq)

242 I think of Barky more as....Mallfoy. ....Similar lack of ethics, and daddy 'issues'.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:02 PM (O4AQQ)

243
234 And starring Tim Geithner, as Gollum? Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 07:57 PM (lZBBB) Well I'd go with pelosi for Gollum, but each to his own
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 07:58 PM (i6RpT)


Ron Paul looks like Gollum. And you know he'd obsess over a gold ring.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2012 08:03 PM (GULKT)

244 >>>And starring Tim Geithner, as Gollum?

>>>Carney as Wormtongue

Axelrod as the Mouth of Sauron.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 08:03 PM (0q2P7)

245 >>>And starring Tim Geithner, as Gollum?

>>>Carney as Wormtongue

>>>Axelrod as the Mouth of Sauron.

Soros as the Witch King.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (0q2P7)

246 Misty morning, clouds in the skyWithout warning, a wizard walks byCasting his shadow, weaving his spellFunny clothes, tinkling bell- Black Sabbath

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (nTgAI)

247 Cornel West: Stealth Honkey.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (JDIKC)

248 Kucinich at least has a hot wife to console him.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (7W3wI)

249 248
Cornel West: Stealth Honkey.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (JDIKC)

Eh?

Posted by: Guy who says "Eh?" at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (Aaxiu)

250 Kucinich at least has a hot wife to console him.
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (7W3wI)


Makes you wonder what Kuncinich has to offer her?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (i6RpT)

251 Didn't someone over at PJmedia do a complete list of characters for Lord of the Rings.....after McCain called tea party people "hobits"?

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (O4AQQ)

252 Ewwww.... George Soros? As Saruman?

And John Boehner as "Radagast the Brown"... a totaly ineffective Nice Wizard, who is mentioned once... but otherwise has no real effect on the story?

Posted by: Fantasy Writer at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (lZBBB)

253 249
Kucinich at least has a hot wife to console him.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (7W3wI)
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Bill ORLY at April 23, 2012 08:07 PM (Aaxiu)

254 #243

Would that make George Soros Lucius?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:08 PM (R5yLq)

255 By the way, the Republican nominee for Utah's one Congressional seat is a black woman Mormon. Her name is Mia Love.

She will, of course, become The Invisible Woman.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 23, 2012 08:08 PM (GoIUi)

256 Sauron had way more game than Obama.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 08:08 PM (dcktf)

257 249 Kucinich at least has a hot wife to console him.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (7W3wI)

Well.... SnowWhite seemed pretty happy with her dwarves... so I though I'd give it a try...

Posted by: Mrs. Kucinich at April 23, 2012 08:08 PM (lZBBB)

258 Soros as the Witch King.
Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (0q2P7)

------------------------------------------

Soros is the eye on the Tower of Mordor.

Posted by: Soona at April 23, 2012 08:09 PM (BCeCZ)

259 I'm not sure what I think about Carney as Wormtongue. Wormtongue had moments of competence.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 08:09 PM (Gk3SS)

260 261 Wormtongue was competent.He had the King bamboozled until oue heroes showed up.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:10 PM (7W3wI)

261 Mia Love is scorching hot. They won't be able to ignore her.

http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/8296.jpg

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 08:11 PM (dcktf)

262
What's MSNBC going to turn into when The Once is beaten and gone?

A test pattern.

Posted by: Sweet Meteor of Death at April 23, 2012 08:12 PM (hYAO0)

263 That should have been "Grand Wizard" in the headline, and the h/t should have gone to @bccohan.

But the other 6 words in the post were spot on.

Posted by: Andy at April 23, 2012 08:12 PM (XG+Mn)

264 Makes you wonder what Kuncinich has to offer her?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:06 PM (i6RpT)


Just for the hell of it, I just checked Elizabeth Kucinich's Wiki entry and besides the fact that she's a flown blown moonbat, I'm not seeing it.

Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:12 PM (2bJPV)

265 256 #243 Would that make George Soros Lucius?

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Oh yeah. ....That works for me. Heh. ....Soros as a death eater. yup.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:13 PM (O4AQQ)

266 But who for the Mouth of Sauron... thats a tough one... Valerie Jarret? Michelle ma Belle? (or is Michele just a random Uruk Hai?)
---
c'mon now Debbie Wasserman Shultz

Posted by: Howard Zinnovitch at April 23, 2012 08:13 PM (3Zo6I)

267 I just fed my husband a nice low-fat burger and sweet potato fries with cayenne pepper. He's wondering where the next course is.

My m-i-l can kiss my ass the next time she complains his belly fat is my fault.

Re Chrissy, husband's best friend's kids attended the same private school with the Matthews brats. Said Chrissy is as big an asshole in person as you can imagine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 23, 2012 08:13 PM (UOM48)

268 Ron Paul looks like Gollum. And you know he'd obsess over a gold ring.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2012 08:03 PM (GULKT)

heh, nice.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:13 PM (TomZ9)

269 Just for the hell of it, I just checked Elizabeth Kucinich's Wiki entry and besides the fact that she's a flown blown moonbat, I'm not seeing it.
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:12 PM (2bJPV)

Yeah I never found her that attractive either

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:13 PM (i6RpT)

270 Mia Love is scorching hot. They won't be able to ignore her.


One of these statements is true.

Posted by: fluffy at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (z9HTb)

271 Makes you wonder what Kuncinich has to offer her?

Polish sausage!




http://tinyurl.com/6v9cl47

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (j+Izh)

272 267 Not hot?She's way hot compared to him though.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (7W3wI)

273 On Ace's pseudo-suggestion, I watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes
over the weekend. In it, the actor who plays Malfoy played ... a sneering
irredeemably-evil jerk.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (Znhm9)

274 Debbie Wasserman Shultz

I dunno...I picture her more as one of the muties in a James Axler Deathlands novel.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at April 23, 2012 08:15 PM (dcktf)

275 7 Not hot?She's way hot compared to him though.
Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (7W3wI)

Pretty low bar

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:15 PM (i6RpT)

276 What's MSNBC going to turn into when The Once is beaten and gone?
----
Tonight on Countdown...We only count to ONE

Posted by: BArack Obama at April 23, 2012 08:16 PM (3Zo6I)

277 264 Mia Love is scorching hot. They won't be able to ignore her.
http://www.infobarrel.com/media/image/8296.jpg
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Thanks for that....had never seen her before. ....Yeah, she's beautiful. Hope she wins!

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:17 PM (O4AQQ)

278 Not hot?She's way hot compared to him though. Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:14 PM (7W3wI)
Pretty low bar

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:15 PM (i6RpT)


I guess you have to give it to the munchkin tho, he hit the friggin' jackpot with her.

Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:17 PM (2bJPV)

279 This thread is a little long in the tooth. Why such a long paws, Ace?


Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2012 08:18 PM (ebPtk)

280 She's pretty attractive,a;so only 35 years old.A foot taller than him,long red hair.I think she's a limey though.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:18 PM (7W3wI)

281 Raycon, Blick, or whatever your name is, since you've stuck with it for soooooo long. I have to assume the make-beleive "war on women" is the best you've got. We are so gonna win it's not funny. I really don't have to worry, thanks, I'm going to go home, drink a glass of wine, and play some LOTRO instead of beating your sorry intellect up and down the thread....again. Have fun talking sh*t about me behind my back loser.

Bye.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 23, 2012 08:18 PM (0q2P7)

282 I guess you have to give it to the munchkin tho, he hit the friggin' jackpot with her.
Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:17 PM (2bJPV)


I'm guessing it's easier to muff dive from where he stands?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:19 PM (i6RpT)

283 ....when The Once is beaten....

Love that. .....Lord Barky, The Once Powerful. ....May he be led off in an orange jumpsuit someday.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:20 PM (O4AQQ)

284 I'm guessing it's easier to muff JUMP from where he stands?
FIFY

Posted by: BArack Obama at April 23, 2012 08:20 PM (3Zo6I)

285 GOP=Grand Old Party

Matthews calls it "Wizard Party"

Grand+Wizard=Racism.

Liberal logic.

Posted by: Paul at April 23, 2012 08:20 PM (4TdXL)

286 217
Romney's Neville Longbottom


Team. Neville. BAMFiest BAMF in the Potterverse.


Not to mention that he grew up quite nicely indeed.


http://bit.ly/J5PZF6


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 23, 2012 07:47 PM (Gk3SS)

I was thinking about how he turned out in the end--winning--but I had no idea!!!

Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 08:21 PM (4yXmp)

287 "Obama Bucks" = Elfen bread

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:24 PM (j+Izh)

288 Woah.....Neville finally grew into those big front teeth. ....Handsome young man. .....The story of the 'ugly duckling' comes to mind.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:25 PM (O4AQQ)

289 I'm guessing it's easier to muff dive from where he stands?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:19 PM (i6RpT)

Either that or her pet name for him is "Tripod" which I think is doubtful.

Posted by: ErikW at April 23, 2012 08:25 PM (2bJPV)

290 Jeter now 3 for 3 and hitting over 400- probably 404

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:26 PM (i6RpT)

291 My neighbors have a 3-legged dog, named Tripod.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:27 PM (O4AQQ)

292 Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

Posted by: Merlin, GOP advisdor at April 23, 2012 08:28 PM (fiXQh)

293 Erp.

Posted by: Merlin, GOP Advisor at April 23, 2012 08:29 PM (fiXQh)

294 blick you have a mind of your own or just parrot liberal talking points? hey I hear the women in the obama admin get paid less than the men? Now impress me and go run and get your shine box

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:29 PM (i6RpT)

295 291 My neighbors have a 3-legged dog, named Tripod.
Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:27 PM (O4AQQ)


Obama couldn't eat him all at on time.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:30 PM (j+Izh)

296 Chris Matthews is an idiot!

Posted by: Capone at April 23, 2012 08:31 PM (pvuUD)

297 I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Posted by: The Wizard Hat at April 23, 2012 08:32 PM (DoaFB)

298 O/T I just got a letter from Mitt. I'm perfectly happy to unite behind him (he was my second choice behind Perry) and I was happy to read the letter -- BUT. In the section called "reply to Mitt", it puts these words in the volunteer's mouth: "Yes, Mitt! You will make an excellent president and I am honored to join your team."
Ugh. He should be saying that HE'S "honored" to haveME join histeam, not the other way around! He sounds SO conceited in this literature. The perception of Mitt is that he's conceited (and he did come off WAY too arrogant during the primary, esp, wrt Perry) and he needs to fight that not feed it.
Further, he has to realize that GOP voters are willing to unite behind him not b/c we think he'll "make an excellent president" but because he's better than O. IOW, we hate O more than we dislike Mitt.
I remember when I donated to Perry and the letters I got from him -- he was alwaysvery humble and honored to have me on his team.

*SIGH*

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 08:32 PM (KL49F)

299 I'm telling you guys, when it becomes apparent that O'bumbles is not going to win, it is going to get ugly.

I think we are going to see some serious 3rd world shit in the streets.

Unlike Cheaper than Dirt, amunitiontogo.com usually has bulk ammo in stock.

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at April 23, 2012 08:35 PM (ETPEo)

300 Hey, I'm a vapid actress, somebody pay attention to me.

PS. Foook me hard, cuz I'll abort your kid anyway...

Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 23, 2012 08:35 PM (AZ8Mb)

301 So McCain called the base "hobbits" and Matthews calls the party "wizards"; heh.

Too bad we don't possess Gandalf's power of taking spells off people (like he did for Theoden King). Matthews has been under O's spells for years.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 08:36 PM (KL49F)

302 #298 You should send a note to his campaign. Probably an over-zealous supporter wrote it.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 23, 2012 08:37 PM (GoIUi)

303 Unlike Cheaper than Dirt, amunitiontogo.com usually has bulk ammo in stock.
Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at April 23, 2012 08:35 PM (ETPEo)

Cheaper than Dirt has .223 in bulk for $309 per thou.

That is a good price

Posted by: Ashley Judd-sock at April 23, 2012 08:37 PM (AZ8Mb)

304 #301

Well then don't let us stop you hon! Run along to the more entertaining parts of the web.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:38 PM (R5yLq)

305 The only way a troll could be more pathetic is when it's a male feminist of convenience, even if the meme is busted. Hope he got sepsis when hegot clipped.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 23, 2012 08:38 PM (ND9u8)

306 Posted by: blick at April 23, 2012 08:37 PM (+cq1R)

Ahhh, someone's got a butthurt on!

Posted by: Ashley Judd-sock at April 23, 2012 08:39 PM (AZ8Mb)

307 301 Even Gandalf would be powerless against that level of Jungle Fever.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:39 PM (7W3wI)

308 Oh, and for once at least Steele showed some fight; usually he just rolls over.
I love how anyone who wants documentation on O (Matthews' reference to "birthers"), is immediately doing so based on race. There were "birthers" back during the Chester Arthur admin in the 1800s, too, and it wasn't b/c he was black!

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 08:40 PM (KL49F)

309 The problem I always had with trollbusting is it screws up the numbering system. comment #301 is now different

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 23, 2012 08:40 PM (QTHTd)

310 Wizard beats troll.

idiot's comments go *poof*

Posted by: mezmerized Moron at April 23, 2012 08:41 PM (r98n4)

311 If Republicans are the Wizard Party, then Democrats are the Rogue Party.

Posted by: Pre at April 23, 2012 08:42 PM (8LCi0)

312 296 Chris Matthews is an idiot!
Posted by: Capone at April 23, 2012 08:31 PM (pvuUD)


It took us 296 comments to reach this conclusion?

Jeeh, we really ARE morons.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:42 PM (niZvt)

313 #309

I don't mind if it makes me look silly like I quoted the wrong message. If it gets rid of the troll nonsense it is worth it!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:42 PM (R5yLq)

314 so Glick, wants to pat our little heads, because we're not big girls. now that is what i call condescending.
or course we're so weak we need Lefties as Glick to save us from the mean conservative men.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:43 PM (TomZ9)

315 "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

(Disagreement between my fiery sphincter and determined colon, followed by bellowing and bloody curses. Sphincter eventually loses and colon becomes a white wizard, probably due to blood loss.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:43 PM (j+Izh)

316 i'm begging you men to step up to the plate and offer to get me a free abortion!, you know how those liberal men are, they never want to protect their women from Un Wanted kids.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:44 PM (TomZ9)

317 The problem I always had with trollbusting is it screws up the numbering system. comment #301 is now different
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 23, 2012 08:40 PM (QTHTd)

instead of deleting the post can we just fuck with it?

something like,


Dear Penthouse.
I never thought I'd have 'feelings' about my firewood pile but there I was back last January giving it my wood, it was only 24 degrees out and......

Posted by: jake at April 23, 2012 08:44 PM (AZ8Mb)

318 #314

If anyone tries to save me from my conservative man they will get hurt

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:45 PM (R5yLq)

319 cheaper, a condom or an abortion, an abortion of course! paid for by someone else! that's how cheap liberal men are.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:45 PM (TomZ9)

320 Anyone suppose Barney Frank had himself sphincjazzled?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:46 PM (niZvt)

321 314....or course we're so weak we need Lefties as Glick to save us from the mean conservative men.

Heh. ....Willow, little lefty guys have to use lies and trickery and anything else they can think up....because the well kept secret is getting out, that.....

Conservative Men are just hotter.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:47 PM (O4AQQ)

322 Anyone suppose Barney Frank had himself sphincjazzled?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:46 PM (niZvt)


That is so cool!

of course wiping myself after a good poop takes 30 minutes, but hey! I'm saving the planet from humans.....

Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 23, 2012 08:48 PM (AZ8Mb)

323 #316

That is one thing I don't understand. How does promoting sex with no responsibility make someone a man in the eyes of liberal women?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 23, 2012 08:48 PM (R5yLq)

324
Helluva fight in the Rangers-Sens game!
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 07:43 PM (ykSKg)





Thugs on skates beating the crap out of 100 Senators? Dude, that rocks.

Oh.

Hockey.

*sigh*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 23, 2012 08:49 PM (Rhie+)

325 I don't think liberal womyn WANT men, hummingbird. They settled for Obama-shaped vibrators three years ago.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:50 PM (niZvt)

326 I remember when during the Lewisnky scandal it was revealed that she had had an abortion after a previous relationship.The guy paid for it and the left considered that the proper thing to do.What a world.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:53 PM (7W3wI)

327 Conservative Men are just hotter.

Posted by: wheatie at April 23, 2012 08:47 PM (O4AQQ)
amen!
That is one thing I don't understand. How does
promoting sex with no responsibility make someone a man in the eyes of
liberal women?

Posted by: Hummingbird
Ive come to the conclusion this is why many women of the Left don't trust men. Because they hang out with men that won't do the right thing. But Then they don;t either. if it interferes with their getting what They want out of life.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:53 PM (TomZ9)

328 I'm telling you guys, when it becomes apparent that O'bumbles is not going to win, it is going to get ugly.
-------------------


If he loses, I think we'll hear interesting things from and about Michelle. I wish I could be there to watch.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 08:53 PM (yYpN2)

329 236 The modern "gentleman",he knocks you up but springs for the abortion.

Posted by: steevy at April 23, 2012 08:54 PM (7W3wI)

330 any girls actually fk a lib?

I play a big game but my #1 booty call is a big conservative heavy equipment operator, if you know what I'm saying

Posted by: Ashley Judd at April 23, 2012 08:54 PM (AZ8Mb)

331 325 I don't think liberal womyn WANT men, hummingbird. They settled for Obama-shaped vibrators three years ago.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:50 PM (niZvt)



It's the ears! The ears we so casually mocked! Who would have known? Oh, cruel irony!

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 08:56 PM (j+Izh)

332 steevy, the right thing to do is for 'both' of them to wear protection .

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:56 PM (TomZ9)

333 At least we don't eat dogs over here in Wizardland. sheesh

Posted by: torabora at April 23, 2012 08:57 PM (L7dyK)

334 but as both women and men think it's someone else s responsibility to NOT have Kids, neither take responsibility i guess, it's wierd.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 08:57 PM (TomZ9)

335 Did Lewinsky ever get married? Have kids?

Or was laying splay legged before an abortionist as close to childbirth and motherhood as she ever came? Was Clinton's cigar her make do loving embrace from a man that cared for her?

What a pathetic woman.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:59 PM (niZvt)

336 Or was laying splay legged before an abortionist
as close to childbirth and motherhood as she ever came? Was Clinton's
cigar her make do loving embrace from a man that cared for her?



What a pathetic woman.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 08:59 PM (niZvt)
I actually pity her. Don't forget she was 20 at the time, and not all that bright. 95% was on Clinton. Fucking sociopath.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:03 PM (AxHOT)

337 Yeah i'm with Ombudsman, I do feel slightly more compassion for her being a stupid young woman that was attracted to the previous dem messiah adulated by everyone she knew.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:06 PM (TomZ9)

338 In fact i saw how womens groups stood up for her getting Their 'guy' in trouble through no fault of His own.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:08 PM (TomZ9)

339 Did Lewinsky ever get married? Have kids?

----------------------

I recall a recent surfacing of her in the press in which she lamented that her Clinton episode had made her unemployable and unmarriageable. I wonder if she's learned anything.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 09:09 PM (yYpN2)

340 Best part of the Blackhawks game. The Star Spangled Banner. Gets me every time, the way he sings that.

Posted by: mama winger at April 23, 2012 09:09 PM (P6QsQ)

341 @298 Aslan's Girl

Your from Hot Air?

Posted by: Capone at April 23, 2012 09:11 PM (pvuUD)

342 I recall a recent surfacing of her in the press in which she lamented that her Clinton episode had made her unemployable and unmarriageable. I wonder if she's learned anything.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 23, 2012 09:09 PM (yYpN2)

I feel sorry for her

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:12 PM (eCnLg)

343 is greg being disappeared?

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 23, 2012 09:12 PM (Ho2rs)

344 Reading about Susan SaranWrap's persecution by the Gummint, I'm thinking she's either prevaricating or delusional.

Posted by: nickless at April 23, 2012 09:13 PM (MMC8r)

345 nevergiveup

i do too....he ruined her life.......she didn't deserve that.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 23, 2012 09:13 PM (Ho2rs)

346 I've always thought that God curses you with daughters as some form of karma for what you did and how you acted as a young man. Personally, I was blessed (cursed) with three.

What must Mr. Lewinsky had done in his youth to deserve such a fate for his darling daughter?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 09:13 PM (j+Izh)

347 Yeah i'm with Ombudsman, I do feel slightly more
compassion for her being a stupid young woman that was attracted to the
previous dem messiah adulated by everyone she knew.


Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:06 PM (TomZ9)
She had her life ruined by the time she's 21. She'll forever be a punchline, her name a slang synonym for fellatio. What decent guy would want to deal with that? "Yeah, that's the missus.... yes, yes, she sucked off POTUS...."

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:14 PM (AxHOT)

348 I wonder how her parents feel. Oh yeah, she's the one that gobbled horndogs wee wee. We're so proud.

Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:15 PM (8oQw/)

349 She'll forever be a punchline, her name a slang synonym for fellatio. What decent guy would want to deal with that? "Yeah, that's the missus.... yes, yes, she sucked off POTUS...."
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:14 PM (AxHOT)

Yeah. But someone did marry the Long Island Lolita that fisher gal

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:15 PM (eCnLg)

350
I recall a recent surfacing of her in the press in which she lamented that her Clinton episode had made her unemployable and unmarriageable. I wonder if she's learned anything.

Maybe that Everybody In The Free World knows where her mouth has been?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 23, 2012 09:16 PM (d0Tfm)

351 fire doesn't melt melt steel

Posted by: Rosie O'donnel Science Czar at April 23, 2012 09:16 PM (61yvg)

352 In fact i saw how womens groups stood up for her getting Their 'guy' in trouble through no fault of His own.


Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:08 PM (TomZ9)
Don't forget Nina Burleigh's comment, "heck, I'd be happy to give him a blowjob just for keeping abortion legal"

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:16 PM (AxHOT)

353 He does pretty well for having polished off a 5th of Crown Royal at lunch.

Posted by: toby928© at April 23, 2012 09:17 PM (NG097)

354 Honestly, I'm surprised that Matthews didn't call the GOP The Dog-Eater Party.

Lefties love to do stupid shit like that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 09:18 PM (X3lox)

355 Yeah. But someone did marry the Long Island Lolita that fisher gal

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:15 PM (eCnLg)
Yeah, but there was something trailer park hot about her.

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:18 PM (AxHOT)

356 Ombudsman, a horrible fate , as i said He gets to move on being adored. she was toss'd aside as women are by lefties after their use is over. and i mean that in most respects , personal and political. by groups , by presidents etc..
they don't really repsect women at all.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:19 PM (TomZ9)

357 Every few years someone touches base with Monica, and she invariably lets it be known she still holds a torch for Bill.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 23, 2012 09:20 PM (QTHTd)

358 Ombsdsman most women i knew were like Nina Burleigh'.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:20 PM (TomZ9)

359 Oh oh...

Hotair reporting Rubio has announced a "major speech" on foreign policy... this the day after no longer firmly denying he would ever accept the VP slot...

Face It: Romney-Rubio 2012!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:21 PM (niZvt)

360 They adored the bastard i never understood it even as a former dem, i certainly don't understand it now.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:21 PM (TomZ9)

361 , by presidents etc..
they don't really repsect women at all.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:19 PM (TomZ9)

Ya mean democratic Presidents don't.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:21 PM (eCnLg)

362 294 blick you have a mind of your own or just parrot liberal talking points? hey I hear the women in the obama admin get paid less than the men? Now impress me and go run and get your shine box
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 08:29 PM (i6RpT)

Hey, what am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Yes, I damn well shined shoes as an adult at April 23, 2012 09:21 PM (Hw0P9)

363 RE: Monica... All. Clinton's. Fault. Sorry, but in her eyes anyway, he was the most powerful man on the planet. She was 20 for cryin' out loud. And he'd been a predator for years. I'll shut up now.

Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 09:22 PM (d+1xu)

364 356 Ombudsman, a horrible fate , as i said He gets to move on being adored. she was toss'd aside as women are by lefties after their use is over. and i mean that in most respects , personal and political. by groups , by presidents etc..
they don't really repsect women at all.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:19 PM (TomZ9)


That's just it, willow. Ironically, there's more genuine sympathy for her HERE, at the HQ, then at - for example - MSNBC. When was the last time THEY ever even mentioned her... and if they did, was it EVER without a knowing sneer?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:22 PM (niZvt)

365 Ombsdsman most women i knew were like Nina Burleigh'.
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:20 PM (TomZ9)

Yan know maybe that's why I got lucky at that halloween party when I wore that bill clinton mask?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:22 PM (eCnLg)

366 Yeah, but she already had a reputation. She was screwing everyone even foreigners on business trips. I know the type. He problem was that her antics were so public that mama couldn't find her a nice boy when she decided to settle down but I don't cut her any slack.

Posted by: Dagny, warrior at April 23, 2012 09:24 PM (4yXmp)

367 It's not that she blew some dude; every guy knows that the single lady they're dating is this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqe6Wpq3ZD8

It's that she blew the President and that she makes it ever-obvious that, if you do date her, she is going to compare you to him.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 23, 2012 09:24 PM (QTHTd)

368 Ya mean democratic Presidents don't.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:21 PM (eCnLg)
i mean democrats, otherwise they'd take responsibility for the needs of the women they love with, They Do Not.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:25 PM (TomZ9)

369 maybe that's why I got lucky at that halloween party when I
'wore that bill clinton mask?'

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:22 PM (eCnLg)
ack you did really?

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:26 PM (TomZ9)

370 It's not that she blew some dude; every guy knows that the single lady they're dating is this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqe6Wpq3ZD8

No No, this is more like it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F05FQsNun7A

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:27 PM (eCnLg)

371
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:22 PM (eCnLg)
ack you did really?
Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:26 PM (TomZ9)
A) I would never wear that asshole's mask
B) I'm married
C) If I did I wouldn't talk about it

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:29 PM (eCnLg)

372 On the dark side, I don't think Rubio has the age and experience to be president, but what is the "correct" level? Reagan was too old. Kennedy was too young.

On the bright side? I don't think Rubio will ever be facing prison time like John Edwards.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 23, 2012 09:29 PM (j+Izh)

373 Monica Lewinski?

Never heard of her.

Posted by: Charls Gibson at April 23, 2012 09:30 PM (AZ8Mb)

374 No No, this is more like it:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F05FQsNun7A

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:27 PM (eCnLg)
I forgot about that. A classic

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:30 PM (AxHOT)

375 I'll go with A and B

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:30 PM (TomZ9)

376 No No, this is more like it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F05FQsNun7A
Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:27 PM (eCnLg)


Now that we all have home computers with little spycams in them... make sure you don't saddle up wifey in front of it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:31 PM (niZvt)

377 i am NOT clicking those links.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:31 PM (TomZ9)

378
262
What's MSNBC going to turn into when The Once is beaten and gone?


A traing video for new employees at the state facility for the mentally challanged.

Posted by: Jensen at April 23, 2012 09:32 PM (sWJSR)

379
i am NOT clicking those links.


Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:31 PM (TomZ9)
the second one is funny

Posted by: Ombudsman at April 23, 2012 09:33 PM (AxHOT)

380 It occurred to me a while ago that the NSA has probably figured out how to activate people's home PC cams and microphones... and especially their cell phones... so they could listen and even watch in whenever they felt the need or itch.

What better way to track terrorists? And occasionally get off watching some hot piece of ass get porked like a pot roast in her own computer room?

Am I paranoid... or just insightful?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:36 PM (niZvt)

381 Am I paranoid... or just insightful?

so you are telling us that you are planning a career change and applying to work at the NSA?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (7FadD)

382 on the off chance i'd hit the 'second one 'that wasn't i'll pass.

1 -2 maybe that's 2 well i dunno, maybe this would be 2.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (TomZ9)

383 I'll never forget my first trip to Africa (Tanzania) in 2000, when one of the locals asked me and two friends, with pretty good but slow English, where we were from.

We replied proudly, "America."

The young man beamed, nodded his head slowly and exclaimed, "Ah, Monica Lewinsky!"

Thanks, Bill Clinton.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ykSKg)

384 Am I paranoid... or just insightful?Posted by: CoolCzech

Why choose?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ebPtk)

385 NSA wouldn't see much in my house except me drooling on the keyboard.

Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (8oQw/)

386 And occasionally get off watching some hot piece of ass get porked like a pot roast in her own computer room?


We do that without any special technology.

Posted by: SEC drones at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (Znhm9)

387 ronster, keep you hands in plain site.

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:39 PM (TomZ9)

388 380
It occurred to me a while ago that the NSA has probably figured out how
to activate people's home PC cams and microphones... and especially
their cell phones... so they could listen and even watch in whenever
they felt the need or itch.



What better way to track terrorists? And occasionally get off
watching some hot piece of ass get porked like a pot roast in her own
computer room?



Am I paranoid... or just insightful?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:36 PM (niZvt)

--The only way you can guarantee your smartphone is not hacked and eavesdropping on you is to take the battery out. The Canadian House of Commons requires visitors to closed meetings to take their batteries out.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 09:40 PM (ykSKg)

389 Willow, will one hand in plain sight suffice?

Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:42 PM (8oQw/)

390 383I'll never forget my first trip to Africa (Tanzania) in 2000, when one of the locals asked me and two friends, with pretty good but slow English, where we were from.

We replied proudly, "America."

The young man beamed, nodded his head slowly and exclaimed, "Ah, Monica Lewinsky!"

Thanks, Bill Clinton.
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ykSKg) I was in Italy a couple years ago and did the Vatican tour. Our guide was a bit of a wisecracker and pointed out that one of the old statues was Bill Clinton (looked just like him too). Then said.."sorry but no Monica" In a group of several different countries I would say 98% got the joke and laughed. Way to be remembered....Yep way to be remembered

Posted by: Jensen at April 23, 2012 09:44 PM (sWJSR)

391 Ronster, sure, but i'll suspect you're hiding the cheetos .

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:45 PM (TomZ9)

392 sight, for goodness sakes

Posted by: willow at April 23, 2012 09:46 PM (TomZ9)

393 A few years back I visited the Golden Prague Restaurant in Queens, NYC - a noted (in the Czech Republic, anyway) Czech restaurant. As it so happened, I was seated next to the Czech ambassador to the UN and his aid.

And guess what they were joking about? Yes, Monica.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:47 PM (niZvt)

394 Blill Clinton,
never heard of him

Posted by: Charls Gibson at April 23, 2012 09:48 PM (AZ8Mb)

395 Willow, will one hand in plain sight suffice?

My turn signal is in plain sight, but you only see it every half second.

Posted by: t-bird at April 23, 2012 09:49 PM (FcR7P)

396 I'll never forget my first trip to Africa (Tanzania) in 2000, when one
of the locals asked me and two friends, with pretty good but slow
English, where we were from.

We replied proudly, "America."

The young man beamed, nodded his head slowly and exclaimed, "Ah, Monica Lewinsky!"

Thanks, Bill Clinton.
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 09:38 PM (ykSKg)


Who gives a shit what a bunch of dimwit foreigners think of America? Fuck them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 09:49 PM (X3lox)

397 And guess what they were joking about? Yes, Monica.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:47 PM (niZvt)


I'm surprised that they were not talking about Bill's poor taste in women?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:49 PM (eCnLg)

398 Thanks, Bill Clinton.

No, thank yeeewww! Only the Democrat party could produce three epic disasters in a lifetime: me, Jimmah and The Kenyan. Heh!

Posted by: Bubba Clinton at April 23, 2012 09:50 PM (vbh31)

399 The young man beamed, nodded his head slowly and exclaimed, "Ah, Monica Lewinsky!"

the proper response was,

How much for a Lewinski here?
$5?

Posted by: Charls Gibson at April 23, 2012 09:50 PM (AZ8Mb)

400 @397: the ambassadors rather hot wife was with him, doing her best not to look uncomfortable... not very successfully.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 09:51 PM (niZvt)

401 eh - of the three epic disasters, Clinton was certainly the least disastrous. let's face it, would you take Clinton over the current Marxist-in-chief? I sure as hell would

Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2012 09:51 PM (7FadD)

402 Senate Democrats are making plans to force a floor vote on legislation that would invalidate Arizona’s controversial immigration statute if the Supreme Court upholds the law this summer.

Sen. Charles E. Schumer (D-N.Y.) will announce the fallback legislation at a hearing on the Arizona law Tuesday, a day before the Supreme Court hears oral arguments in a suit to determine whether Arizona had the authority to enact the 2010 state crackdown.




The legislation would have little chance of passing in a stalemated Senate or being approved by a GOP-held House, but it would allow Democrats to push their electoral advantage with Latino voters just as the presidential campaign heats up in July.

Yeah G-D forbid the Dems actually try to pass a budget or address the deficit?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:51 PM (eCnLg)

403 t-bird, I've lost a lot of speed and dexterity in my old age.

Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:52 PM (8oQw/)

404 would you take Clinton over the current Marxist-in-chief?

I've said it before and I'll say it again - Clinton did a yeoman's job of setting the table for The Great Commie Pretender. Better or worse is a matter of infinitesimal degree.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 23, 2012 09:55 PM (vbh31)

405 402. That sounds like something Schumer would do. Ever get the desire to knock those glasses off his nose? I sure do.

Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:56 PM (8oQw/)

406 Heh, I got a dummy Youtube account and I'm going to post "Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure." on various videos about Ear Leader.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 09:58 PM (ykSKg)

407 Ever get the desire to knock those glasses off his nose? I sure do.
Posted by: Ronster at April 23, 2012 09:56 PM (8oQw/)

All the time. I'll tell you this, I used to see him all the time at the Old Yankee Stadium and everyone ignored him

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 09:59 PM (eCnLg)

408 Court Bailiff: Detroit Judge Wade McCree Sent a Nearly Nude Photo of Himself to My Cell Phone
How Do You Judge This Photo?

Updated: Monday, 23 Apr 2012, 6:30 PM EDT
Published : Monday, 23 Apr 2012, 5:30 PM EDT

WJBK Fox 2 News

myFOXdetroit.com - A husband is upset after finding a photo of a nearly nude man on his wife's cell phone. She says the photo came from her boss? What does she do for a living? She's a court bailiff. Who's her boss? Detroit 3rd Circuit Judge Wade McCree.

Fox 2's Charlie LeDuff shows the photo to Judge McCree. The Judge seems quite proud of it. Play the video to get the full report and to hear an interesting reaction from the Judge.

LeDuff also talks to legal analyst Charlie Langton who says it's possible McCree could lose his job over the photo.

http://www.drudgereport.com/

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 10:01 PM (eCnLg)

409 In the wake of the Arab Spring, the Obama administration is grappling with how to handle Islamists, radical adherents to Islam. Particularly, the issue has come to the fore in regards to Egypt, which, as Reuel Marc Gerecht notes, "is now certain" to elect "an Islamist" as its leaders the next time the Egyptian people go to the polls.

But some in the Obama administration are now seeing things differently.

"The war on terror is over," a senior official in the State Department official tells the National Journal. "Now that we have killed most of al Qaida, now that people have come to see legitimate means of expression, people who once might have gone into al Qaida see an opportunity for a legitimate Islamism."

This new outlook has, in the words of the National Journal, come from a belief among administration officials that "It is no longer the case, in other words, that every Islamist is seen as a potential accessory to terrorists."

For the president himself, this new thinking comes from a "realiz[ation that] he has no choice but to cultivate the Muslim Brotherhood and other relatively 'moderate' Islamist groups emerging as lead political players out of the Arab Spring in Egypt, Tunisia and elsewhere."

This new outlook is radically different than what was expressed under President George W. Bush immediately after September 11, 2001. "Over time it's going to be important for nations to know they will be held accountable for inactivity," Bush said on November 6, 2001. "You're either with us or against us in the fight against terror."

For President Barack Obama, it would seem, one can be both with us and against us--or not with us, but not quite against us.


We are so fucked if this bastard is re-elected

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 23, 2012 10:03 PM (eCnLg)

410 Who gives a shit what a bunch of dimwit foreigners think of America? Fuck them.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 09:49 PM (X3lox)

--Considering we were volunteering there, we do.

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 10:08 PM (ykSKg)

411 For the president himself, this new thinking comes from a "realiz[ation
that] he has no choice but to cultivate the Muslim Brotherhood and other
relatively 'moderate' Islamist groups emerging as lead political
players out of the Arab Spring in Egypt, Tunisia and elsewhere."


He had a choice. He made back when he decided to abandon Mubarak.

Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 10:14 PM (joSBv)

412 Posted by: Capone at April 23, 2012 09:11 PM (pvuUD)
Yes, though I haven't been since January (I've been boycotting over their treatment of Perry).

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 10:22 PM (KL49F)

413 383, I was overseas for much of Bill's second term. Monica was a source of many laughs from foreigners.

Posted by: Jean at April 23, 2012 10:33 PM (46qC3)

414 Well...damn. This video with more shocking revelations about Obama's dog
eating lasted about 30 seconds on Twitter before my account was
suspended. >>> http://tiny.cc/dfu8cw

Posted by: jrg at April 23, 2012 10:37 PM (aQ3++)

415 --Considering we were volunteering there, we do.


Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 10:08 PM (ykSKg)


Volunteering there still doesn't mean that you take their opinions seriously. After all ... there's a reason you were volunteering there and they weren't volunteering here.

Again, why you would care what any foreigner thinks of America is beyond me. Volunteering to do whatever or not.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 11:01 PM (X3lox)

416 74 Wasn't the Grand Wizard the wrestling manager with sunglasses, a turban and a cane he used to beat the hell out of opponents?
-----------

Ed Anger, MAAHHH MAN!! Yes, sir, you have identified the greatest strategic mind of the past millenium, the producer of champions, that towering genius, the manager of Ivan Koloff, Bob Duncum, Bruiser Brody, the late great Ernie Roth! The man had the fighting spirit that our poor ol lame Repub leadership lacks, to wit, as he responded to some sneering question from Al Gore lookalike interviewer Vince McMahon Jr: "McMahon, listen to meeee and listen to me well, I'll put this so even an idiot like you can understand it..."

Imagine if Steele said something like that to Chrissy Matthews?!

Yes, that was the REAL Grand Wizard, my friends...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 23, 2012 11:50 PM (Dd+yB)

417 Let's see, hobbits and wizards and freedom-loving men on one side and wormtongues, trolls and orcs on the other. I know how this one ends.

Posted by: TheThinMan at April 24, 2012 12:18 AM (/2ODN)

418 Posted by: TheThinMan at April 24, 2012 12:18 AM (/2ODN)



And Saruman and Sauron are on the other side as well.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 24, 2012 12:19 AM (KL49F)

419 Yes, that was the REAL Grand Wizard, my friends...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 23, 2012 11:50 PM (Dd+yB)


Wasn't he also the manager of the original Sheik? Not the Iron Sheik; the earlier one that threw fire and was afraid of paper and would always get the shit beat out of him until he went for the flash powder. The Grand Wizard gave the most hilarious interviews.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 24, 2012 12:31 AM (4atNB)

420 Why would anyone care what Chris Matthews says? It's no secret the guy has a boner for O'bama. He is a strange, weird, dough-boy of a man. If msnbc wants a dude like that representing them it just shows what a bunch of dumbasses run that place.

Posted by: Case at April 24, 2012 04:42 AM (ZPlWT)

421
Supreme Court Of The United States
"If Mitt wins the nomination, as seems very likely, I will enthusiastically support his candidacy. For my friends who have hesitation on that score, I'd just ask you to keep four things in mind: Justice Scalia just turned 78, Justice Kennedy will turn 78 later this year, Justice Breyer will be 76 in August, and Justice Ginsburg turned 81 about a week ago. We wish them all well, of course, but the brute fact is that whoever we elect as president in November is almost certainly going to choose at least one and maybe more new members of the Supreme Court -- in addition to hundreds of other life-tenured federal judges, all of whom will be making momentous decisions about our lives for decades to come. If you don't think it matters whether the guy making those calls is Mitt Romney or Barack Hussien Obama, I think you're smokin' something funky." --columnist Andrew McCarthy

Posted by: N0b0z0 at April 24, 2012 10:05 AM (rsOPT)

422
Look at it this way Monica. You may be unemployable--and you may be unmarriagable. (ah would care about a few little blow jobs in your sexual history--it wasn't "sex" and we've got the statement of Billy Jeff Clinton to prove that).

But your name will forever live on in the verb "to Lewinsky".
That's a greater accomplishment than most silly ass little interns will ever have!

Posted by: Ben Dover at April 24, 2012 10:14 AM (6USwK)

423 Excellent blog, thanks for the share. I'll be a regular viewer.

Posted by: The Wind Through the Keyhole iBooks at April 25, 2012 04:52 AM (t8IT7)

424 Wow this is soo helpful I have been trying to figure this out on my own for a long time now. Hopefully making this change will help encourage discussion on my blog.

Posted by: The Mongoliad epub at April 25, 2012 05:17 AM (oVOk7)

425 246
Misty morning, clouds in the sky
Without warning, a wizard walks
by
Casting his shadow, weaving his spell
Funny clothes, tinkling bell-
Black Sabbath

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 23, 2012 08:05 PM (nTgAI)



Nice! Played it again today.


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Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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