Overnight Open Thread (4-22-2012)

Happy Happy Earth Day 2012 all. Hope your Gaia bonfire went well.

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Always Room For Improvement

It may be high tech military devices that get all the media attention but never forget that there is always room for improvement in even the most mundane of military equipment.

Muzzle breaks:

The new accessory is a muzzle brake. These devices tend to be about 10 cm (4 inches) long and weigh 110-140 gm (4-6 ounces). They screw onto the front of the barrel and keep the barrel more stable after each shot reducing recoil, as well as flash. ...The latest feature is to have threads in the small round holes in the muzzle brake, where the gas from the bullet propellant can disperse. The new EFFIN muzzle brakes allow you to screw plugs into some of these holes to compensate for the tendency of your rifle to jerk a bit to one side. This keeps you steadier for the next shot which, in combat, is often needed immediately.

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Dust-proof magazines:

A lower tech, but equally useful item, is the dust-proof magazine. ...Commercial firms have come out with several generations of magazines that try to seal the magazine well to keep the talcum powder-like crud out of the rifle. One of the most effective of these is the Advanced Reliability Combat magazine that includes a soft gasket that creates a dust-proof seal when the magazine is inserted in an M-4, or similar weapon (like the SOCOM SCAR). ...Magazines of this type are also available with another simple, but life-saving, innovation: a strip of see-through plastic running the length of the magazine, showing how many bullets you have left.

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A better way to carry a wounded soldier:

Some Israeli commandos came up with a simple method for carrying a wounded man out of difficult situations (inside buildings or over rough terrain). Basically it's a series of straps that allows one man to carry the casualty on his back, like a backpack. The carrier has both hands free, to handle a weapon or help in getting down stairs or over obstacles. The device is now sold (for $80) as the IPC (Injured Personnel Carrier). Another example of how necessity is the mother of invention.

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Note that all of these cost less than $100.

Is "Marrying Up" Really the Conservative Female Ideal?

So S.E. Cupp defended Ann Romney and expressed a desire to emulate Ann's life herself:

As a thirtysomething, city-dwelling, hypereducated, independent-thinking woman, I suppose I should recoil at the idea of one day getting married, quitting my ultracompetitive job and staying home to raise my brood of germ-carrying moochers.

But as I sit in a cramped New York apartment, surrounded by bills, drowning in a sea of deadlines, the conventional life of a stay-at-home mother actually sounds pretty nice..

...But by marrying wealthy, Ann made a truly empowering decision that allowed her the freedom to do whatever she wanted. And she did it, by all accounts, without sacrificing the really important stuff, marrying someone she loved..

In fact, her excellent choice of a mate makes her uniquely qualified to talk about the most important economic issue that real women confront: How am I going to support myself and my future family?

But William Jacobson of Legal Insurrection thinks she's playing right into the hands of the Democrats:

Is marrying up the conservative female ideal?

Doesn't that play right into the hands of the class warfare-iers who claim (falsely) that a woman's choice to stay at home and raise children rather than work outside the home fundamentally is a choice only for the wealthy?

Eh. All things considered who wouldn't want a wealthy spouse? And just because this choice appeals to Cupp hardly defines it as the ideal for all conservative women.

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Talkin That Mountain Talk

10 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Mad Max

Among other factoids - Mel Gibson get the role thanks to a busted face from a bar fight and most of the crew were paid in beer:

Director George Miller bribed a lot of people to work on the film with "slabs" of beer. In Australia, a "slab" is a case of 24 cans. Slabs were used to pay ambulance drivers, a tractor driver, and it's safe to imagine some of the bikers as well. Sounds like a fair deal to me.

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News You Can Use: The Official Protocol on How to Destroy Animal Carcasses with Explosives

Works for hobos too.

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Predicting How Long Celebrity Marriages Will Last

Garth, a self-professed uber-geek, has crunched the numbers and discovered a better way to gauge the toxic effects of celebrity. Whereas the old equation measured fame by counting the millions of Google hits, the new equation uses a ratio of two other measures: the number of mentions in The Times divided by mentions in The National Enquirer.

"This is a major improvement in the equation," Garth says. "It turns out that overall fame doesn't matter as much as the flavor of the fame. It's tabloid fame that dooms you. Sure, Katie Holmes had about 160 Enquirer hits, but she had more than twice as many NYT hits. A high NYT/ENQ ratio also explains why Chelsea Clinton and Kate Middleton have better chances than the Kardashian sisters."

Garth's new analysis shows that it's the wife's fame that really matters. While the husband's NYT/ENQ ratio is mildly predictive, the effect is so much weaker than the wife's that it's not included in the new equation. Nor are some variables from the old equation, like the number of previous marriages and the age gap between husband and wife.

After he crunched the numbers, Garth's advice to Jessica Simpson and Ms. Spears is to avoid marriage anytime soon. And he doesn't hold out much long-term hope for a Kardashian sister married to a pro basketball luminary.

"I've calculated the chance of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom celebrating their golden anniversary," he says, "Even when I extend it to 15 decimal places, the probability is still zero."

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Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings

Top 10 commenters:
1 [641 comments] 'Tammy al-Thor' [89.99 posts/day]
2 [545 comments] 'logprof'
3 [395 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012'
4 [371 comments] 'Vic'
5 [352 comments] 'StuckOnStupid'
6 [336 comments] 'Robert'
7 [335 comments] 'yankeefifth'
8 [298 comments] 'CoolCzech'
9 [296 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
10 [286 comments] 'Soothsayer'

Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [86 names] 'logprof' [12.07 unique names/day]
2 [68 names] 'GOTV - rate God Bless America at IMDB and correct the astroturf reviews'
3 [67 names] 'Cicero'
4 [61 names] 'kbdabear'
5 [48 names] 'toby928'
6 [35 names] 'Beefy Meatball'
7 [34 names] 'Tough,Tougher,Crunchy'
8 [30 names] 't-bird'
9 [29 names] 'Mama AJ'
10 [29 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy'

The group. Yeah.

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Comments

1 All SCOAMFiness needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent. And for 52 percent of the population to be assholes.

Posted by: Stuff Jefferson Said, Vol. II at April 22, 2012 10:21 PM (zMouK)

2 1

Posted by: Mountainmonkey at April 22, 2012 10:22 PM (uXdJq)

3 I'd hit SE Cupp like a bellyflopping rhino.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:23 PM (niZvt)

4 Here's a strange post. I'm really enjoying the organ player at this Canucks-Kings game. He/she has been playing some unusual music during the breaks.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 22, 2012 10:23 PM (fiXQh)

5 Oh man, I finished 4th in the sockpuppet division this week

How am I going to support S.E. Cupp if I'm not on top

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

6 How much dynamite does it take to roast a Great Dane to a tender, savory medium rare?

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at April 22, 2012 10:23 PM (zMouK)

7 You're gonna upset Hummingbird by using SoS's name in the top commenters instead of hers.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:24 PM (GULKT)

8 The Infamous Exploding Whale

http://tinyurl.com/yq2gh3

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2012 10:25 PM (RvlzX)

9 Oh oh, I broke the Top Ten again...

Soon, my adoring fans will begin to worship me again like the Cult Leader I secretly long to be... worship... adoration.. anal sex with hot chicks... it can all be mine!!

Except... I think I need to go to bed soon to get some sleep, and that means I'll drop out of the Top Ten again...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:25 PM (niZvt)

10 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2012 10:25 PM (7W3wI)

11 Oh man, I finished 4th in the sockpuppet division this week

Suck it, slacker.

Posted by: Cicero, #3 With A Bullet at April 22, 2012 10:25 PM (zMouK)

12 Hello, morons. Happy erf day. I celebrated a day early with a day at the race track. In addition to burning several gallons of fuel, the burnouts alone would make yer average Sierra Club member faint. Heh.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:26 PM (7yvLv)

13 I shit you not.

This weekend I saw some piece of shit Chevy pick up with a Pro-SCOAMF 2012 sticker on the left of the rear window. On the right, a lost dog poster. I was driving and the car took off onto I-91 before I could snap a shot.

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 22, 2012 10:26 PM (Vg4Vv)

14 11
Oh man, I finished 4th in the sockpuppet division this week

Suck it, slacker.


Posted by: Cicero, #3 With A Bullet at April 22, 2012 10:25 PM

I blame my bullpen. And Bush

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

15 hi all
Tammy! You're #1! congratulations (I think)

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:27 PM (7FadD)

16 Important question: Is S.E. Cupp single and what qualifies as marrying up for her?

Posted by: AD at April 22, 2012 10:27 PM (1jnii)

17 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2012 10:27 PM (JMmQ9)

18 5 Oh man, I finished 4th in the sockpuppet division this week

How am I going to support S.E. Cupp if I'm not on top

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:23 PM (Y+DPZ)


I find the best way to support a woman is from behind, cupping her twins in my hands as I nibble on her ear.

Now, with SE on top, I suppose I would settle for supporting her butt with both hands, as I'm sure you can quite easily imagine for yourself...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:27 PM (niZvt)

19 The Mackenzie Brothers called them "squares" but we called them "two-fours" and they're always bottles but I can see "slabs" too especially for cans.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2012 10:28 PM (nU/dt)

20 This weekend I saw some piece of shit Chevy pick up
with a Pro-SCOAMF 2012 sticker on the left of the rear window. On the
right, a lost dog poster. I was driving and the car took off onto I-91
before I could snap a shot.

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 22, 2012 10:26 PM

If you see that truck again, cell phone, camera, pics

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

21 Pro-SCOAMF 2012 sticker on the left of the rear window. On the right, a lost dog poster.

ha - too funny

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:28 PM (7FadD)

22 How am I going to support S.E. Cupp if I'm not on top?
Brace yourself. That's what I do.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2012 10:28 PM (nU/dt)

23 I spent Urf Day driving from Missouri to Ohio in an SUV, so I did my part!

Posted by: Ranba Ral at April 22, 2012 10:29 PM (G99e4)

24 Evening all, and congrats to Tammy Al Thor for being number 1!!!!



Well, I did my part for Earf day by having my husband drive me around in our Yukon, running errands. I did buy some dirt, for my vegetable garden, so I guess that was earth-crunchy. But I did it with the AC blaring in the truck.

Posted by: moki at April 22, 2012 10:29 PM (dZmFh)

25 If anyone liked that photo of Audrey with her little fawn, I can make photos of her posing with her little beaver available for a reasonable sum...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:29 PM (niZvt)

26 I don't mind if the price of dog necessarily skyrockets. I just don't want it to increase too quickly.

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 22, 2012 10:30 PM (Vg4Vv)

27 S.E. knows that horizontal stripes on a blouse make her sweater puppies look bigger

Kim Kardashian has those familiar young Armenian girl tits

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

28 Did my Erf Day thing today. I walked through the woods and photographed wild flowers.


I also drove over 200 miles, round trip.

Posted by: fluffy at April 22, 2012 10:30 PM (z9HTb)

29 for my Earf Day, I burned leaves and killed plants

suck it, enviro-whackos

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:30 PM (7FadD)

30 The price of dog is rising, Nutmeg, because you're not rotating and pumping up the paws correctly or often enough.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2012 10:31 PM (nU/dt)

31 I'll bet $ that Cupp trims her bush into a neat little "S.E." pattern.

Or at least, that would be the case in a perfect world.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:31 PM (niZvt)

32 I would have clubbed a baby seal for Earth Day, but they're hard to find in Southern CA.

Posted by: Cicero at April 22, 2012 10:32 PM (zMouK)

33 Yeah guy i wish i acted quick enough. I was actually stunned. I was looking at it and said 'no fucking way.' cost me a valuable second .

I should have told the broad "Well you know...everyone is better off when you spread the dog around. "

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 22, 2012 10:32 PM (Vg4Vv)

34 Naah, S.E. Has my initials carved there. Sorry Bub.

Posted by: CMU VET at April 22, 2012 10:32 PM (uc25X)

35 oh, and I have some disturbing news...

so I was working in my yard today, and I started digging in this fairly unkempt part of the yard, trying to fix it up a bit, and my shovel hit this large plastic object. I dug around a little more, and it turns out, the large plastic object was a doggie carrier that had been buried. I didn't take it out or open it up, but my hypothesis is that there's a dead dog buried in my yard. so I covered it back up.

So, if you don't see me around for a while, you'll know that Cujo got to me.

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:33 PM (7FadD)

36 23
I spent Urf Day driving from Missouri to Ohio in an SUV, so I did my part!

And you didn't stop by Chesterfield for a BBQ, fireworks, drag races and fire pits ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (VSWPU)

37 I spent a good part of the afternoon today reading this, takes some time but worth it;

269 I found a series of fantastic articles about the Zimmerman-Martin case.

http://tinyurl.com/86xeu5r

See the links for Update 9, Update 10 (Part 1), and Update 10 (part 2), which are contained in my link above.

You will need to pack a lunch, or even an overnight bag, if you delve into these posts. They are chock-full of material and are absolutely essential reading for anyone who is interested in this case.

In a sane world, these posts would win a Pulitzer Prize for investigative reporting. Of course, they were written by bloggers, not the MSM.

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at April 22, 2012 12:00 PM

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

38 Sarko just got his two week notice (most likely).

Hollande wins first round, sets up run-off with Sarkozy

http://tinyurl.com/7kacfwq

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (RvlzX)

39 We spent the day in Flushing, NYC getting some Korean groceries. We ate there too, though I have to say all the Obama Bites Dog stories made eating Korean pancakes made with meat of unknown provenance a dicey proposition...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (niZvt)

40 and no, I don't think the Obamas were the previous owner of my house

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (7FadD)

41 Works for hobos too.

What? Waste hobo parts?! Actually, Eco-Harvesting hobos should be one of the new weekend, expand your horizon threads. Everyone could learn how to use ALL the hobo parts so nothing goes to waste. Just like Indians did with the buffalo.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (FLeVb)

42 Good evening.

Miss Tammy is number 1!

I'm...sixth?

How?

My internet at work died last night just as I was typing in ace dot moo dot noo.

Chatty, I am.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:35 PM (F79HU)

43 RE: "Marrying up," Taranto has been discussing this from time to time in the past few weeks.

Keep in mind that "marrying up" does not just refer to income. Almost *all* women want to marry a man who is richer, taller, smarter, stronger, or even funnier --or usually more than one of these. Feminists are fighting biology and millennia of evolution.

--and if I were still single I'd love to give S.E. my number.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:35 PM (ykSKg)

44 I will immediately create a commission to ferret out and bring to justice any and all dog meat speculators in the US.

Posted by: BHOoooh at April 22, 2012 10:35 PM (7yvLv)

45 For some reason I can't help but think that S.E. is bisexual

NTTAWWT

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

46 I pissed in the river for Earth Day.

fuck the hippies!

Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (AZ8Mb)

47 hell, SE Cupp can not only have my number, she can choose my number for me

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (7FadD)

48 I may be #5 in puppets this week but I've got the lifetime average thing going.

Posted by: toby928© at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (NG097)

49 Everyone could learn how to use ALL the hobo parts so nothing goes to waste. Just like Indians did with the buffalo.

Hobo skin make tiny teepee, and smell bad.

Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (zMouK)

50 The S.E. Cupp vs. PAB contest may now begin.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (YrBvI)

51 45 For some reason I can't help but think that S.E. is bisexual

NTTAWWT

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (Y+DPZ)


Wrong with it?? You ARE kidding, right?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (niZvt)

52 Did Oblah blahs minions really accuse Mitts father of being a polygamist?

So what was Barracks Father a Mutt? Hound Dog?
Was Barracks dad ever married to more than two at a time or just doin em?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (nonzP)

53 You only need a quarterstick to dispose with a collie carcass.

Posted by: Barky O. at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (ykSKg)

54 Okay, I said I would post some Devil's Train earlier if the ONT was early enough. I'd like to be able to post the whole thing but now is no good since I wil be leaving in 20 minutes.

So I wil just post the single. Good shit, man, good shit.

So here's Devil's Train with Sweet Devil's Kiss!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_6uiOkYFCk

CRANK IT!

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (F79HU)

55 I hear that Joe Biden's tax returns are a big hit in the gay community.

All the eligible bachelors are now looking for a partner as tight-fisted as Joe!


BA DA BING !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Politically Incorrect Pundit at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (m3R4Y)

56 Almost all my male acquaintances and friends "married up", at least in terms of civility and culture. Not that it was much of a step, in most cases.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:38 PM (7yvLv)

57 The Mountain talk clip was interesting. I heard a lot of similarities between their "talk" and that of my grandparents who were born in Arkansas in the 1890s. Their grandparents and great-grandparents had come out of the mountains--part of that long string of scots-irish settlers. In fact, many of the words they used here were words they used. Only two--boomer and si-gogglin were new to me. It's strange since I am completely accent-less but I guess not that far in the eyes of history from "such talk".

Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2012 10:38 PM (4yXmp)

58 And the 11th thing you didn't know about Mad Max? There weren't any jews involved! ba da bum!

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 10:38 PM (HI6wa)

59 As for celeb marriages, I have a theory that some of them --Jennifer Lopez *immediately* comes to mind-- like the idea of *getting* married, but are not crazy about *being* married.

Posted by: Barky O. at April 22, 2012 10:38 PM (ykSKg)

60 /SCOAMF sock

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:39 PM (ykSKg)

61 For earthday I sprayed roundup on my garden and in my fence line getting readyt for my freedom garden and native grasses. Round up works!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 22, 2012 10:39 PM (nonzP)

62 Mel has not aged well.

Ethanol and teh crazy have left their mark.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 10:39 PM (YrBvI)

63 Keep in mind that "marrying up" does not just refer to income. Almost *all* women want to marry a man who is richer, taller, smarter, stronger, or even funnier --or usually more than one of these. Feminists are fighting biology and millennia of evolution.

Well I got taller and stronger going for me. Not sure about the rest of that list.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:40 PM (R5yLq)

64 SE Cupp with in a skirt with her legs up on the desk

http://tinyurl.com/6m22jjk

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

65 13
I shit you not.



This weekend I saw some piece of shit Chevy pick up with a
Pro-SCOAMF 2012 sticker on the left of the rear window. On the right, a
lost dog poster. I was driving and the car took off onto I-91 before I
could snap a shot.

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 22, 2012 10:26 PM (Vg4Vv)

--Damn, I woulda followed that for a pic.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:40 PM (ykSKg)

66 Lord, I have plumb gaumed up this blog chittering like a goldang boomer.

I denounce myself, and will try and let someone else get a word in edgewise this week!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:41 PM (SsG4J)

67 OK the article from the other night on Moonshine was very informative, but the animal carcass destruction is going too far. If I rig my horse to explode what do I hide behind during my last stand?

Posted by: picric at April 22, 2012 10:41 PM (CMYJl)

68 For earthday I sprayed roundup on my garden and in my fence line getting readyt for my freedom garden and native grasses. Round up works!

I've got my tire pile ready for burning, and I'm thinking of doing something fun with concrete. Nothing say's Gaia quite like concrete.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:41 PM (R5yLq)

69 Speaking of Presidementual Relatives is illegal alien aunt zitunia still livin in the projects and collecting welfare, and is the drunken uncle driving again?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 22, 2012 10:42 PM (nonzP)

70 One more?

Okay, one more.

Devil's Train - American Woman

http://youtu.be/GyRcr9H6FaQ

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:42 PM (F79HU)

71 SE Cupp with in a skirt with her legs up on the desk

I'll check it out, once the kevlar arrives.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:43 PM (R5yLq)

72 Oh. I saw a car with a big oval sticker with a picture of Bo on it. It says "I bark for Barack" 2012. I laughed like hell then realized that it was serious and had been applied pre-Obama-preferred snack week. If I hadn't had my husband with me, I would have pulled up and congratulated the driver on the funny joke (just to be a bitch).

Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2012 10:43 PM (4yXmp)

73 Patty Ann Brown is 10,000 times SE Cupp.

PAB is the hotness

Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:44 PM (AZ8Mb)

74 We used dynamite on the farm, but never 20 sticks at a time. About a quarter of a stick of 80% will blow a big hickory or elm stump to smitereens! I'm thinking the remaining parts of the horse would be a mite small . . . . . . . .

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:44 PM (7yvLv)

75 On the dog thing, which will never not be hilarious, was there no one in the Obama campaign who a. remembered that this was in the book, b. read the book or c. realized that once this door was opened, well, they let the dogs out. (c'mon it was right there!)

There's a great link at Insty's about Snuffalupagus whining about how he hopes the story would blow over. Whine me a river, bitch.

'sup, jackwagons.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (Gk3SS)

76 Damn, Tammy has #2 beaten by almost 100 posts. I guarantee I'll drop out of the Top Ten for a while, though.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (ykSKg)

77 poor use of dynamite
http://tinyurl.com/6kza7u

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (7FadD)

78
Patty Ann Brown is 10,000 times SE Cupp.



PAB is the hotness

Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:44 PM (AZ8Mb)

I believe this will only be resolved with an SE Cupp/Patty Ann Brown mudwrestling much up.
It'll be a submission match.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (F79HU)

79 Robert, I am liking Devil's Train very much.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (SsG4J)

80 For Earth Day I put deisel in the weed sprayer and went to town. Fuk da' weeds!

Killin weeds since 1981

Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (AZ8Mb)

81 Is the Hut Brutha in Kenya still in a hut, has the Whitehut inhabitant send him a twenty yet to double his yearly income and allow him to buy papers?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (nonzP)

82 Doesn't that play right into the hands of the class warfare-iers...

That's racist! It's a beautiful thing that Michelle gave up her slave job (only $300k?! There should be laws against that) to vacation for the rest of her life.

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (FcR7P)

83 SE Cupp with in a skirt with her legs up on the desk

I'll check it out, once the kevlar arrives.. lol
-----------------------------------------

I'll check it out too!

Posted by: Ellen DeGeneres at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (m3R4Y)

84 @65 no piece of shit chevy trucks out here but a lot of piece of shit drivers..ahem toyota drivers ,,I need not comment at all...

Posted by: Made in the USA at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (YlSwz)

85 I am liking Devil's Train very much.


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (SsG4J)

They're the tits. Best new band I've heard in ages.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (F79HU)

86 Oh yeah - congrats on the top ranking (I think) Tammy!!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (7yvLv)

87 alexthechick, I salute you for contributing quality and quantity of posts, yet avoiding the Top 10.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (ykSKg)

88 73
Patty Ann Brown is 10,000 times SE Cupp.



PAB is the hotness

Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:44 PM (AZ8Mb)


I'm equally happy to argue about women I don't have a chance in hell with.

Or do I? Somebody tell me if she's single. Also, what counts as marrying up for her... Also, her address and phone number, which I promise just to use one time and not for stalking purposes at all...

Posted by: AD at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (1jnii)

89 OT Kings-Canucks on!

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (ykSKg)

90 Little Barry Soetoro recycled that dead dog.

Posted by: Tough,Tougher,Crunchy at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (c3mby)

91 I'm kinda likin this Presidential war on relatives,
Is Mochelle still a mean, ,controlling, old racist who hates Whitey? LA Times?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (nonzP)

92 Wanna do your bit for erf day?

Loosen your exhaust until it leaks, or don't fix an exhaust leak. The oxygen sensor sends false readings to the computer, which says the injectors need to send more fuel to the cylinders and will make your engine run rich

It does nasty things to your power and mileage, but we have to do our part. You will also flunk your smog test due to high hydrocarbon readings

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (Y+DPZ)

93 SE Cupp with in a skirt with her legs up on the desk

Damn. brb...

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (FcR7P)

94 Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (ykSKg)

It's your fault. I am not sure why, but I feel certain it's your fault.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (SsG4J)

95 Damn, Tammy has #2 beaten by almost 100 posts. I guarantee I'll drop out of the Top Ten for a while, though.

She almost doubled my number of posts, and my number of posts is pretty inflated since it includes all of Hummingbirds from this last week and a small number from Wolverine yesterday.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:48 PM (R5yLq)

96 It's your fault. I am not sure why, but I feel certain it's your fault.

If his last name is Bush you might be onto something there.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:49 PM (R5yLq)

97 Oh yeah - congrats on the top ranking (I think) Tammy!!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (7yvLv)

Public shaming is MEAN, L Rob!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:49 PM (SsG4J)

98 S.E. Cupp is the Lance Bass of the conservative movement.

She'll come out when the checks dry up.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 22, 2012 10:49 PM (m3R4Y)

99 and a small number from Wolverine yesterday..

We didn't embarrass him, or you, did we?

Posted by: toby928© at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (NG097)

100 White Hispanics: Now they see 'em, now they don't!

Journalists have always listed Hispanics as a separate racial classification -- Whites, Hispanics, African-Americans, with no overlap. After the George Zimmerman situation, I wondered if they would be ballsy enough to go back to their previous behavior. They were. And it didn't take long.

The anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color line presented that opportunity. The Journalists say that the color line was a barrier to all minorities: African-Americans, Hispanics, Asians, etc. That was not the case.

Cincinnati signed the first Hispanic players, Rafael Almeida and Armando Marsans, in 1911. Many others followed. The most prominent was Dolf Luque, winner of 194 games, whose entire career took place before Jackie Robinson ever played an inning of Major League baseball. Players descended from the indigenous population of North and South America also played during this time period. These players included Jim Thorpe, Chief Bender, and Indian Bob Johnson (yes, those were really their nicknames!).

So, who could play Major League baseball before 1947? Everyone except Blacks/African-Americans. White Hispanics? Yep. Brown Hispanics? Yep. American Indians? Yep. Asians? Almost certainly, although Japanese baseball was not as advanced as Latin baseball at this time; hence, no Asian players until recent times.

The question that probably is leaping to everyone's mind is, Why would the Journalists do this? The crux of all the stories that appear in the media on the anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color line is that there has been a significant decline in the number of African-American players (by which the Journalists mean Black players born in the U. S.), compared to 20-30 years ago, which there has been. The implication left by the stories is that the people running Major League Baseball are unconcerned about this decline due to racism, or they are indifferent to the racism that exists in some of the team managements, etc. But why would a bunch of racists add a lot of Black Hispanic players to their rosters? And by "a lot" I mean that above 50% of the Hispanic players almost certainly would be considered of African descent for affirmative action purposes. This is really ugly and can't be passed off as occurring due to a lack of intelligence on the part of the Journalists, even though many of them are as dumb as a post. The George Zimmerman situation establishes -- definitively! -- that they know that there are White Hispanics, Brown Hispanics, and Black Hispanics. There is no doubt about that anymore. None.

This kind of behavior is the reason that I congratulate myself every day on my decision to stop subscribing to newspapers and magazines. It's a moral imperative that these miserable rat effers be driven into bankruptcy.

Posted by: Brutus at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (/f/EP)

101 Whenever I see Maria Molina, the lips bring back fond memories of jackin' it to Laurie Dhue

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

102 I believe this will only be resolved with an SE Cupp/Patty Ann Brown mudwrestling much up.
It'll be a submission match.
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (F79HU)

Not mud. Chocolate pudding.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (YrBvI)

103 Aaaaaannnnddddd I'm out.

If I'm not on later it's because I've abandoned you all for a large breasted Dominican babe with a deep and longing desire for my body.

Or because the internet at woik is still shot.

But mostly cause of titties.

Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (F79HU)

104 Not hatin' on S.E, but she works at it.


Where PAB glows with the sex as a default

Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (AZ8Mb)

105 Loosen your exhaust until it leaks, or don't fix an exhaust leak. The oxygen sensor sends false readings to the computer, which says the injectors need to send more fuel to the cylinders and will make your engine run rich

Well maybe just by some flex hose and bypass the catalytic converter.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:51 PM (R5yLq)

106 64
SE Cupp with in a skirt with her legs up on the desk

http://tinyurl.com/6m22jjk


Looks like i need to take some "me" time.

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 10:51 PM (HI6wa)

107 Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:48 PM (R5yLq)

Next one of you sumbitches razzes me about my motormouth tendencies is gonna be sorry.



Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:51 PM (SsG4J)

108 alexthechick, I salute you for contributing quality and quantity of posts, yet avoiding the Top 10



*bows* Thank you thank you, it's a fine line to walk between working at work and playing with the Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:51 PM (Gk3SS)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (SsG4J)

110 Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:35 PM (ykSKg)

Very true. Of the three things I wanted in a husband, one was that he be obviously smarter than I am. Since we got married at 19 earning potential had very little to do with it.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (X8/ER)

111 I can't help but wondering that the Obama campaign wanted to use the Romney-dog story as a way to show how he's weird because they were afraid if they attempted to go the "Mormon's are weird" routeeven more would come out about Obama's 20+ years at a racist church. Boy that dog has really come back to bite them in the ass.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (GULKT)

112 Umm, the best way to carry a wounded soldier is by joining the navy
Those coffee mugs don't carry themselves you know

Just saying
Don't h8

Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (eYiNi)

113 Arrrggghhh I swear I closed the italics!

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (Gk3SS)

114 bump

Posted by: toby928© at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (NG097)

115 Anyone see the meteor that exploded over Nevada this morning? SMOD is pissed about Romney sewing up the GOP nomination.

Posted by: Cicero at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (zMouK)

116 Kings win!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (ykSKg)

117 75 On the dog thing, which will never not be hilarious, was there no one in the Obama campaign who a. remembered that this was in the book, b. read the book or c. realized that once this door was opened, well, they let the dogs out. (c'mon it was right there!)

Of course there was. They just weren't used to being called on it... or used to criticizing their own. They were probably tossing this around internally for weeks without anybody bringing up Obama's dog-eating problem.

Where I think this petty stuff actually matters is that the Obama campaign seems to be going for an us-versus-them strategy to marginalize Romney. Anything they can do to paint him as a freak and out of touch with the average American helps that. That's why Romney team needs to hit back against this as hard as possible.

Posted by: AD at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (1jnii)

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

119 Damn, Canucks out.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (SsG4J)

120 Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (eYiNi)



I see you've discovered my plan on being immortal - refusing to die until the Cubs win the Series.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (Gk3SS)

121 Not mud. Chocolate pudding.

And the leftovers in the pit will be sold for your dipping pleasure?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (FLeVb)

122 Buh-bye Canuckleheads.

Now we're close to seeing both #1 seeds being eliminated in Round 1.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (ykSKg)

123 Next one of you sumbitches razzes me about my motormouth tendencies is gonna be sorry.
----------------------------------

You ARE prolific.

And I'm talking Maya Angelou prolific.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (m3R4Y)

124 We didn't embarrass him, or you, did we?

I think he was a little surprised by the hero business but I think it did his ego some good. I read back through everything later that night after HB and I got the laptop back.

Everyone treated him great and he was just walking on air afterwards. Only one poster said anything snarky but thankfully Wolverine doesn't read very fast and was working pretty hard to keep up so apparently he missed it. So no worries.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:54 PM (R5yLq)

125 And the leftovers in the pit will be sold for your dipping pleasure?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (FLeVb)

That's one item on the list.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (YrBvI)

126 Any riots in Vancouver yet?

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (fiXQh)

127 Chocolate pudding?

Or..... bacon grease?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (7FadD)

128 Forgot to add that the trip to and from the race track used up about 15 gallons of diesel, some of which created a lot of black smoke.

I like to find Prius drivers with the driver's window down, which is pretty weird in OK in the summer time, but it happens. If I time it just right, I can nail the throttle on the diesel and the smoke plume out the right side of my truck goes right in the window! I'm getting a little tired of the game, so I now tend to reserve it only for those Prii with Obama stickers. That qualifier has not significantly reduced the number of targets, though.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (7yvLv)

129
113 Arrrggghhh I swear I closed the italics!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (Gk3SS)


You did. StuckOnStupid forgot to.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (GULKT)

130 120. Hahahaha
Good one!!!!



Oh look....
A spider dressed like a clown

Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (eYiNi)

131 Good evening, good people. Back to seasonal weather here with a bit of global warming thrown in as a reminder.

Project Ford is progressing nicely, may be done ahead of schedule, since the car was so nice to start with. Mrs Grampa already informed me I can NOT buy it from Jerry.

Watching him look at it tells me it isn't likely he'd sell anyhow.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (SAMxH)

132 this thing broken?

Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (AZ8Mb)

133 Posted by: Killjoy at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (m3R4Y)

I know, I know.


I'll be better, I swear. Starting now!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM (SsG4J)

134 113
Arrrggghhh I swear I closed the italics!


I think that was me.

Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM (HI6wa)

135 Tammy -- Took a quick break from Don Draper. Check your email stat! Nighty-night.

Posted by: RushBabe at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM (tQHzJ)

136 Next one of you sumbitches razzes me about my motormouth tendencies is gonna be sorry.


Ok, normally I have no fear of threats delivered via the internet. However in your case sadly I must take such things seriously as I know one word from you to Hummingbird and my ribs are in serious jeopardy. I knew I should have paid extra for overnight shipping on that kevlar... Rotfl

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM (R5yLq)

137 I'd like to do the horizontal mambo with either PAB or S.E.... both are the hawtness on the FOX...

I am Megyn Kelly's love slave....

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Schnitzengruber at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM (Jls4P)

138 Oh look....
A spider dressed like a clown



brb flamethrowing someone

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:57 PM (Gk3SS)

139 Project Ford is progressing nicely, may be done ahead of schedule, since the car was so nice to start with. Mrs Grampa already informed me I can NOT buy it from Jerry.

Been wondering about Project Ford IG - been sort of in and out this week and hadn't gotten the full update.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:57 PM (R5yLq)

140 brb flamethrowing someone

For best results aim high and walk the stream.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:58 PM (R5yLq)

141 Megyn Kelly, PAB, SE Cupp and MK Hamm, tag team wrestling, in a big vat of gravy

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:59 PM (7FadD)

142 130. Maybe taunting happyfuntime atc was a bad idea

Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 22, 2012 10:59 PM (eYiNi)

143 Good evening, everybody!

Beautiful day at the park by the river celebrating one of the kids' birthdays. It was nice, 75 degrees or so, and the park wasn't packed, as it will be later on on weekends thru the summer.

Wow, Miss Tammy, top commenter. WTG!


Posted by: Theresa at April 22, 2012 10:59 PM (Cf5RM)

144 You did. StuckOnStupid forgot to.

Yup.. sure did. Don't feel one darn bit guilty about it though.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:59 PM (R5yLq)

145 Cool, HNIC gave a shout-out to the Norfolk Admirals!

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:00 PM (ykSKg)

146 Oops
Meant 138

Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 22, 2012 11:00 PM (eYiNi)

147 I can nail the throttle on the diesel and the smoke
plume out the right side of my truck goes right in the window!


Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM

A lot of landscapers around here have diesel pickups. The engines on those things are louder than a semi

I think they were made that way to wake up the wives of guys with pickups who try to sneak back into the house at 3 AM

Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 11:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

148 I'll be in your dreams, navycopjoe

Posted by: Spider Dressed Like a Clown, Wearing Stompy Boots at April 22, 2012 11:01 PM (7FadD)

149 Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:59 PM (7FadD)

error, Ainsley Eirhart is not included, ARE you the gay?

dissin on Ainsly like that, no beer for you!!

HHHHHAAAATTTTEEEERRRRR!!!!!!

Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 11:01 PM (AZ8Mb)

150 That Clupp girl need condoms, free!

Actually, men would buy their own condoms to fuck her, it's just us lesbos that have to carry their own.

Posted by: Sandra Slut at April 22, 2012 11:01 PM (hXJOG)

151 I don't think I will ever make either top ten list. I generally come in, drop a deuce and watch the foray to see if it has had the desired effect.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 22, 2012 11:01 PM (JKNDp)

152 Wow, Miss Tammy, top commenter. WTG!

And every comment insightful, delightful, and any other adjective necessary to avoid the wrath of the ginger squad.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:02 PM (R5yLq)

153 134
113

Arrrggghhh I swear I closed the italics!

I think that was me.


Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM

OK, you left them open, YOU go out and find the dog!

Posted by: Italics Doggie Door at April 22, 2012 11:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

154 oh wow, Ainsley Eirhart is hot
thank you jake for sharing
http://tinyurl.com/824oy6d

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:03 PM (7FadD)

155 OK, you left them open, YOU go out and find the dog!

If you live next to the Obama's, don't bother. Well after dinner time now, you won't be finding that pooch again.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:04 PM (R5yLq)

156 Damn, Audrey was smokin'.
I was just telling someone about blowing up horse carcasses!?

Posted by: Eric Massa at April 22, 2012 11:04 PM (7NSiu)

157 I really like that IPC, Injured Personnel Carrier, that would be a good piece of kit to have.

Posted by: hobbes at April 22, 2012 11:04 PM (+CcmI)

158 I think PAB and SE ought to resolve our differences a laJennifer Connolly'send scene of Requiem for a Dream.

In my living room.

Posted by: Ninja Please at April 22, 2012 11:04 PM (8AV+0)

159 Only one poster said anything snarky

That Sybil shit is way past old. If by some odd chance you are pulling one off on us, you deserve a book contract for creating such a vivid universe. But forgetting all that, you are a damned fine storyteller. Its been rivetting.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 11:05 PM (FLeVb)

160 kbdabear, Dodges are really loud and the earlier Fords, too. I've got a GMC Duramax and if theowner remembers to put the fuel additive in, it's really not much louder than a gas motor. The thing weighs almost 6500 pounds and gets about 18 - 19 mpg commuting. Not so good with 9500 pounds of trailer hooked on; maybe 11. It replaced a similar truck with a gas engine and there's no comparison. I wish we could buy more diesel cars here. The Euros got lots.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 11:05 PM (7yvLv)

161 Heh, TSN already breaking down the Canuck post-mortem.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:06 PM (ykSKg)

162 Maet, you're still faster than F5

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2012 11:06 PM (JMmQ9)

163 156
Damn, Audrey was smokin'.

I was just telling someone about blowing up horse carcasses!?

Posted by: Eric Massa at April 22, 2012 11:04 PM (7NSiu)

--Heh, must be a different Eric Massa than the one I've heard of.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:06 PM (ykSKg)

164 My rule of thumb is "the more lavish the wedding, the shorter the marriage."

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at April 22, 2012 11:07 PM (sdi6R)

165 Hello, morons.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:07 PM (lJJMb)

166 ticklefightin'showersockOFF!

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2012 11:07 PM (7NSiu)

167 hi StPatrick

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:07 PM (7FadD)

168 There's a great link at Insty's about Snuffalupagus
whining about how he hopes the story would blow over. Whine me a river,
bitch.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD



I have dedicated my sorry-@assed, pathetic, meaningless life on Twitter and on other sites doing my part to make sure that the story does not blow over. Enough with the left's hypocrisy. And if/when the polygamy shit starts I will get into that, too.

Posted by: Theresa at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (Cf5RM)

169 How many hockey "experts" had the Penguins and the Canucks in the Finals?

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (ykSKg)

170 164
My rule of thumb is "the more lavish the wedding, the shorter the marriage."

Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at April 22, 2012 11:07 PM (sdi6R)


--This most certainly does not apply to Mexicans.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (ykSKg)

171 tag team wrestling, in a big vat of gravy

Ahhh, a use for your newly cleared back yard!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 11:09 PM (FLeVb)

172 Maybe taunting happyfuntime atc was a bad idea


It generally is, yes.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 11:09 PM (Gk3SS)

173 And if/when the polygamy shit starts I will get into that, too.


Posted by: Theresa at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (Cf5RM)

--Which Demotard was it, the Governor of Montana, who dared to "go there"?

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (ykSKg)

174 Ahhh, a use for your newly cleared back yard!

as long as Cujo doesn't get them

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (7FadD)

175 That Sybil shit is way past old. If by some odd chance you are pulling one off on us, you deserve a book contract for creating such a vivid universe. But forgetting all that, you are a damned fine storyteller. Its been rivetting.

Well appreciate that bebe - and no, I'm not trying to pull some kind of a fast one. Nothing to gain, just started because I needed to blow off steam after the initial incident at work so I started telling my story.

I guess the guy that accused me of being Sybil hasn't paid much attention, there were several nights when Hummingbird and I were both posting at the same time from different locations. She was home and so was I - but no big deal I guess. People are going to believe whatever they want to believe.

I just hope in the future the guy takes it up with me, kind of dirty pool to pick on a 20 year old kid with dyslexia who's posting for the very first time. But in the end it really didn't matter, Wolverine never saw the post so it's all good.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (R5yLq)

176 Good night, morons everywhere. Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (7yvLv)

177 Has anyone besides PGiS tried Luminosity? I went ahead and clicked. Now my brain hurts but I feel oddly energized.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 22, 2012 11:11 PM (X8/ER)

178 Pardon a drive-by commenting. Since I'd mentioned him last night...

Ol' Shep's rallying was -- I might have guessed as often as I've seen it -- that burst of strength before the light goes out. I checked on him at about 5am, tried to make him comfortable, and by 7am he was gone.

Wandered up on the farm and into our family in the autumn of 2000. Blind in one eye, arctic fur in a sweltering clime, and couldn't learn sic 'em from c'mere. But a sweetheart, got along with all the other dogs and cats and kids. Kept trying to bite car tires, though.

Second dog we've lost. Biggest grave we've ever had to dig in our little pet cemetary. All our kids, a cousin, a friend, the Mrs, me, and the one cat who always comes to burials attended. So long, good guy.

Good night folks. Long and surely interesting[/] week ahead.

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at April 22, 2012 11:11 PM (lBpVP)

179 Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (ykSKg)

Not this one...I had the Flyers winning in Round One.
I thought the Kings would force a tough series on Vancouver, but I didn't think they'd lose before the Second Round.

Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2012 11:11 PM (7NSiu)

180 And if/when the polygamy shit starts I will get into that, too.


Oh it did. Someone brought up how Romney's great grandfather (I think) was a polygamist at which point it was brought up that Obama's father was. Seriously, this is the I'm rubber you're glue campaign.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 11:12 PM (Gk3SS)

181
Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at April 22, 2012 11:11 PM (lBpVP)


oh, so sorry for your loss

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:12 PM (7FadD)

182 italic stop.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2012 11:12 PM (nU/dt)

183 Cherish his memory, my friend.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:13 PM (SAMxH)

184 Funniest Canuck jab I've seen yet:

The Sedin Sisters:

2 Girls, No Cup

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:13 PM (ykSKg)

185 198 days until Election Day

this public service announcement brought to you by Val-U-Rite

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2012 11:13 PM (JMmQ9)

186 Crap, I'll have to pack while the 'Hawks and 'Yotes play tomorrow night.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:15 PM (ykSKg)

187 50
The S.E. Cupp vs. PAB contest may now begin.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (YrBvI)

I need to go to my bunk to vote.
My vote for teh hawt Fox News babe is Liz Claman at FBN. Ginger hawtness with the cans of SE.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:16 PM (FoNan)

188 logprof, you'll be done packing long before that game ends - almost a guarantee to go to OT...so there's that.

Posted by: Ninja Please at April 22, 2012 11:16 PM (8AV+0)

189 @100, isn't "hispanic" the more recent term of classification? My father's birth certificate lists him as "white," and the man looks like a cigar store indian. When filling out government forms, there is a listing for "hispanic" and "not-white" hispanic, which I assume means blacks or Filipinos.

Posted by: Tad Blatherton at April 22, 2012 11:17 PM (HueOF)

190 169
How many hockey "experts" had the Penguins and the Canucks in the Finals?


Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (ykSKg)


We're nigh on the second round...experts know fuck-all when it comes to how teams perform under pressure. This playoff season has some of the best action I've seen in years, and the gratuitous retardery seems to have gone away as well.
Go Preds!

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:17 PM (lJJMb)

191 Liz Claman
SE Cupp
PAB
Ainsley Eirhart
Megyn Kelly
MK Hamm

man this vat of jello/chocolate pudding/gravy is getting to be really large

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:17 PM (7FadD)

192 Ah, just catching the lowlight: "Metta World Peace" reverting to the old Ron Artest.

What a punk.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (ykSKg)

193 Jake -- Diesel kills weeds? Tell me more please

Posted by: PaleRider at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (wLU3U)

194 I guess S.E. didn't get the memo that for a woman in her thirties her marriage options will be few, and theoddsthat she'll bemarrying up are virtually nil.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (nZvGM)

195 oh, no doubt, diesel kills weeds
better yet, just pour motor oil on your yard, that will kill weeds too
it will no doubt kill pretty much everything else too

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:19 PM (7FadD)

196 Two Girls, One S.E. Cupp.

Would that be wrong?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:20 PM (niZvt)

197 Two Girls Cameras, One S.E. Cupp.

FIFY

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:21 PM (7FadD)

198 oh, no doubt, diesel kills weeds
better yet, just pour motor oil on your yard, that will kill weeds too
it will no doubt kill pretty much everything else too


it works better in the sprayer if you cut it with some gasoline...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2012 11:22 PM (JMmQ9)

199 194
I guess S.E. didn't get the memo that for a woman in her thirties her
marriage options will be few, and theoddsthat she'll bemarrying up are
virtually nil.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (nZvGM)

Mittens wins, we all convert to Mormanism, get the multiple wives thingy, SE becomes the 2nd MrsCaniac, no problemo.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:22 PM (FoNan)

200 194 I guess S.E. didn't get the memo that for a woman in her thirties her marriage options will be few, and theoddsthat she'll bemarrying up are virtually nil.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (nZvGM)


Look at the bright side. Girls in their thirties are desperate to get married, which means S.E. is at least an outside shot for the average single moron.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:23 PM (niZvt)

201 Oooh, time to go. Boy toy has dinner ready!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 11:23 PM (FLeVb)

202
Look at the bright side. Girls in their
thirties are desperate to get married, which means S.E. is at least an
outside shot for the average single moron.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:23 PM (niZvt)


So you're saying there's a chance?

Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at April 22, 2012 11:24 PM (lJJMb)

203 Oooh, time to go. Boy toy has dinner ready!

Enjoy Bebe.. thanks again, and have a good night if I don't see you again this fine eve.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:25 PM (R5yLq)

204 Mittens wins, we all convert to Mormanism, get the multiple wives thingy, SE becomes the 2nd MrsCaniac, no problemo.

That's a great strategy
so since I'm not married, does that mean I can choose PAB _and_ MK Hamm?
whoa

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:25 PM (7FadD)

205 just pour motor oil on your yard, that will kill weeds too

USED motor oil! Stuff's too expensive to waste on plants. What effect would vegetable oil have? You could get that from restaurants and, theoretically, not run afoul of the EPA

Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2012 11:26 PM (FcR7P)

206 I'm starting to like this whole Mormon thing after all

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:26 PM (7FadD)

207 so since I'm not married, does that mean I can choose PAB _and_ MK Hamm?

I'm pretty sure they're both already married, which may not be the kind of polygamy you had in mind.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2012 11:26 PM (YGPKc)

208 That's a great strategy so since I'm not married, does that mean I can choose PAB _and_ MK Hamm?

Judging by the look on Hummingbird's face I'm pretty sure that won't fly, at least not here.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:26 PM (R5yLq)

209 The first guy in the mountain talk vid I'm pretty sure is the late, great moonshiner Popcorn Sutton. Wouldn't mind kicking back and sharing a few sips of his fine product with S.E.Cupp...or Emily Miller, the hottest newspaper editor I've ever seen...

Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:27 PM (QfBuz)

210 What effect would vegetable oil have?

huh - turns out it works as a pesticide
http://tinyurl.com/7mguv88

doesn't seem to be an herbicide though

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:28 PM (7FadD)

211
Nasty enough outside (discovered taking Spastic Lab out) that a short pot of coffee was in order. Tastes especially good tonight. Just wish it was warm enough to enjoy a beer.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:28 PM (SAMxH)

212 174 Ahhh, a use for your newly cleared back yard!

as long as Cujo doesn't get them
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (7FadD)


Two words: Pet Semetary

Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2012 11:29 PM (GjDnP)

213 Mittens wins, we all convert to Mormanism, get the multiple wives thingy, SE becomes the 2nd MrsCaniac, no problemo.


Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:22 PM (FoNan)

--That reminds me. Semi-serious question: Are LDS, like the Amish and Muslims, one of the religious groups exempted from Zerocare?

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:29 PM (ykSKg)

214 democrats do the darnedest things, but we wants them to vote.




http://tinyurl.com/6roubss


Posted by: SC Vote registar at April 22, 2012 11:29 PM (hXJOG)

215 @100: I'll grant that there is such a thing as a white "hispanic," if you mean a blonde aryan type named Luis.

On the other hand, George Zimmerman is darker than Asian labia. Calling him white was either deliberate race war baiting, or the work of a color blind AP editor.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:30 PM (niZvt)

216 woof

Posted by: fluffy at April 22, 2012 11:30 PM (z9HTb)

217 Nasty enough outside (discovered taking Spastic Lab out) that a short pot of coffee was in order. Tastes especially good tonight. Just wish it was warm enough to enjoy a beer.

Not a bad idea at all. There is a bit of a nip in the air here too but just enough that it's not unpleasant. Maybe grab a cup and retire to the porch for a bit.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:30 PM (R5yLq)

218 I'm pretty sure they're both already married, which may not be the kind of polygamy you had in mind.

well shoot

hmm, maybe if I convert to Mormonism, and I can convince Mr. PAB to convert to Newt-ism, then maybe he'd be okay with an open marriage

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:30 PM (7FadD)

219
Wouldn't recommend using motor oil on the yard if you have pets. It will ALSO leach into the water supply, if you have a well. Take a while, but this will happen.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:31 PM (SAMxH)

220 Diesel fuel is a fine herbicide...one of the few memories I have of freshman football is being injured, so, unable to practice, I had to line the practice field. This was done with a spray tank full of diesel, and wherever it landed, the grass was brown. It left perfect lines...of course this was done back when gas was cheaper than paint. Nowadays, I'd bet they use paint.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:32 PM (lJJMb)

221 64
SE Cupp with in a skirt with her legs up on the desk

bony knees!

Posted by: Grandma Mimi at April 22, 2012 11:32 PM (roHFn)

222 bony knees!

She has knees? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:33 PM (R5yLq)

223 Hi Grandma Mimi

Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:33 PM (7FadD)

224 221 64
SE Cupp with in a skirt with her legs up on the desk


And Mika down between her knees! Now THERE'S a picture you can believe in!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:34 PM (niZvt)

225 On the other hand, George Zimmerman is darker than
Asian labia. Calling him white was either deliberate race war baiting,
or the work of a color blind AP editor.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:30 PM (niZvt)


That's funny..."color blind AP editor"...we'll find leprechauns and unicorns first.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:34 PM (lJJMb)

226 Good eveninig morons. Dad is awake -- in and out of it. Could be better but could be lots worse.

bbl.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2012 11:35 PM (UWKoZ)

227 Hi Grandma Mimi

Welcome Grandma Mimi - are you new to the ONT? I don't recall having seen you recently. If so please pull up a chair and get comfy, were a bit of a rowdy bunch but not bad once you get to know us.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:35 PM (R5yLq)

228 "That's a great strategy
so since I'm not married, does that mean I can choose PAB _and_ MK Hamm?
whoa


Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:25 PM (7FadD)"

I try to be a big picture type of thinker.
"--That reminds me. Semi-serious question: Are LDS,
like the Amish and Muslims, one of the religious groups exempted from
Zerocare?


Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:29 PM (ykSKg)"

I would doubt it since the Dems and JEF in particular hate them with the passion of a 1000 suns.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:35 PM (FoNan)

229 OK, I'm out. Some ashsole scheduled me in to a meeting at 0700 Monday morning; I have a 60 mile commute, so I have to get up half an hour before "zero dawn thirty"

FML

manana noches

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2012 11:35 PM (JMmQ9)

230 Also, a minor quibble for Maet - it's a muzzle "brake". This is smart military blog, after all.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (lJJMb)

231 Oh yeah, here's a little of the divine Emily Miller (of the Washington Times) for those Morons not familiar with her: http://tinyurl.com/7945be8 . I highly recommend her series of articles "Emily Gets Her Gun", which details the giant PITA if getting a legal weapon in DC.

Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (QfBuz)

232 That's funny. My wife calls my sideburns "thigh-tickers".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (U/ZJP)

233 OK, I'm out. Some ashsole scheduled me in to a meeting at 0700 Monday morning

Hence the need for justifiable homicide statutes in most states. Night Alton.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (R5yLq)

234
I would doubt it since the Dems and JEF in particular hate them with the passion of a 1000 suns.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:35 PM (FoNan)

--That's my hunch too but with Demotard Mormons like Reid and the Udalls in Congress they may have thrown a sop to the LDS.

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:37 PM (ykSKg)

235 And Mika down between her knees! Now THERE'S a picture you can believe in!
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:34 PM (niZvt)

And then Joe Scarborough woke up and screamed "Nooooooooo!" like the brand new Darth Vader.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:37 PM (YrBvI)

236 Hi all

Posted by: lous a girl at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (fHyXI)

237 >>SE Cupp with in a skirt with her legs up on the desk

>>And Mika down between her knees! Now THERE'S a picture you can believe in!

Lean Forward™.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (U/ZJP)

238 231
Oh yeah, here's a little of the divine Emily Miller (of the Washington
Times) for those Morons not familiar with her:
http://tinyurl.com/7945be8 . I highly recommend her series of articles
"Emily Gets Her Gun", which details the giant PITA if getting a legal
weapon in DC.


Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (QfBuz)

--One of Levin's guest hosts (I think Tom Marr) interviewed her, and she sounded ht but i did not get a chance to "check her out."

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (ykSKg)

239 194
I guess S.E. didn't get the memo that for a woman in her thirties her
marriage options will be few, and theoddsthat she'll bemarrying up are
virtually nil.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (nZvGM)


A post-30 S.E. Cupp = S.E. Cupp. I am ready for the wedding.

Posted by: AD at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (1jnii)

240 I think we need to invent our own religion, Moronism. It all started when our founder, Ace, discovered golden crates of Val-U-Rite... Shortly thereafter, he began having visions of lost tribes of Amazons coming to America, eager to reproduce with clueless morons.

He wrote it all down, in the Book of Morons...

This can happen! Work with me, guys...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)

241 We've got a scenic driving trip around southern Utah planned for September. I wonder what the chatter will be around that time. I hope it'll be less volatile than the honeymoon vacation in Arizona shortly before the last Presidentials; there was the regrettable Prescott supermarket shouting match my husband got into. Home state or no for the republican candidate, the darn liberals tend to infest the purty bits.

Posted by: sistrum at April 22, 2012 11:39 PM (AyryN)

242 Hi all

Howdy Lous. How are you this fine evening?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:39 PM (R5yLq)

243 sybil? did I miss something?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 22, 2012 11:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

244
Night, Alton. Try to exact revenge at a later date.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:40 PM (SAMxH)

245
Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (QfBuz)


Attractive woman with 870 > Attractive woman

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:40 PM (lJJMb)

246 He wrote it all down, in the Book of Morons...

Ok, well we need to throw aliens in there somewhere to get the Hollywood money rolling in but I think were on the right track so far.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:40 PM (R5yLq)

247 240
I think we need to invent our own religion, Moronism. It all started
when our founder, Ace, discovered golden crates of Val-U-Rite... Shortly
thereafter, he began having visions of lost tribes of Amazons coming to
America, eager to reproduce with clueless morons.



He wrote it all down, in the Book of Morons...



This can happen! Work with me, guys...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)

--Does the Angel Moroneh sport a longbow?

Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:40 PM (ykSKg)

248 sybil? did I miss something?

From my earlier conversation with bebe you mean?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:41 PM (R5yLq)

249 Boy that dog has really come back to bite them in the ass.
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (GULKT)

You trying to say it gave him heartburn?

Posted by: Bill R. at April 22, 2012 11:42 PM (ZjexS)

250 @247: well, a Viagra-induced woody, anyway...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:43 PM (niZvt)

251 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:40 PM (lJJMb)

She ended up getting a Sig, incidentally...

Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:43 PM (QfBuz)

252
--That's my hunch too but with Demotard Mormons like Reid and the Udalls in Congress they may have thrown a sop to the LDS.


Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:37 PM (ykSKg)

Not after being blamed for Prop 8 in Cali. Funny how McCain lost California big, and Prop 8 got about the same number of votes there as Barky, but it was the Mormons fault.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:44 PM (FoNan)

253
Shotgun looks to be an 1100 to my old eyes.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:44 PM (SAMxH)

254 242 Hi all Howdy Lous. How are you this fine evening?
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:39 PM (R5yLq)
Hubby, kid and I watched some dvr Jeopardys, its amazing the shit I know and the shit I should know but dont.

Posted by: lous a girl at April 22, 2012 11:44 PM (fHyXI)

255 249
Boy that dog has really come back to bite them in the ass.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (GULKT)



You trying to say it gave him heartburn?


Posted by: Bill R. at April 22, 2012 11:42 PM (ZjexS)





More like the sphincter-fire of too-hot stuff exiting, I should imagine.

Posted by: sistrum at April 22, 2012 11:45 PM (AyryN)

256 Yummy!! Mudwrestling with:
Reggie
Jeremiah
Jesse
Al
Larry Sinclair

Did I say yummy? You bet! Now I'm hungry. Hey Mooch, fetch me a roast dog sammich!

Posted by: The Real Barry at April 22, 2012 11:45 PM (WUWb9)

257
249 Boy that dog has really come back to bite them in the ass. Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (GULKT) You trying to say it gave him heartburn?
Posted by: Bill R. at April 22, 2012 11:42 PM (ZjexS)


Explosive diarhea.

Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 11:45 PM (GULKT)

258 240
I think we need to invent our own religion, Moronism. It all started
when our founder, Ace, discovered golden crates of Val-U-Rite... Shortly
thereafter, he began having visions of lost tribes of Amazons coming to
America, eager to reproduce with clueless morons.



He wrote it all down, in the Book of Morons...



This can happen! Work with me, guys...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)

The Hymnal will be Paul Anka's Greatest Hits

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:46 PM (FoNan)

259 What kind of dog-eating Indonesian SOB gives his children Russian first names?

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 22, 2012 11:48 PM (WUWb9)

260 Acolytes dressed in Ewok costume swing flaming skulls in censer-fashion down the aisles.

Posted by: sistrum at April 22, 2012 11:49 PM (AyryN)

261 Hubby, kid and I watched some dvr Jeopardys, its amazing the shit I know and the shit I should know but dont.

Lol.. I do ok with most of the history/science related categories until you get to the 18th Century Literature or Famous Poets kind of stuff. Then I know I'll be lucky to answer a single question in the whole category.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:49 PM (R5yLq)

262 259
What kind of dog-eating Indonesian SOB gives his children Russian first names?

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 22, 2012 11:48 PM (WUWb9)

A Commie one?

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:49 PM (FoNan)

263 Depends™.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2012 11:49 PM (U/ZJP)

264 259
What kind of dog-eating Indonesian SOB gives his children Russian first names?

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 22, 2012 11:48 PM (WUWb9)

Same impulse that impels certain Latin Americans to bequeath us names like Vladimir Guerrero?

Posted by: sistrum at April 22, 2012 11:51 PM (AyryN)

265 She ended up getting a Sig, incidentally...


Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:43 PM (QfBuz)


Smart woman.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (lJJMb)

266
This can happen! Work with me, guys...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)


The Ewok fasted for forty days, and for forty days he fasted.

In the evening of the forty first day the Ewok saw a vision of an Israeli tank stuck in the mud and an Angel of the Lord spoke and said, "This is the tank from which the pancakes will come."

The Ewok trembled and spoke, "For whom are these pancakes, Messenger?"

The ground shook and the Angel of the Lord answered, "The pancakes are for thee and the woman who entereth thy home. Thou shalt share them and dab them with butter and real maple syrup."

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (YrBvI)

267 The Hymnal will be Paul Anka's Greatest Hits

Your kidding right? Sinatra Baby. All the way. Paul Anka? Heretic! Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (R5yLq)

268 Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (YrBvI)

Lol. Brilliant!

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 22, 2012 11:53 PM (X8/ER)

269 Yes, Logprof, it was the Montana Gov. Guess he didn't read Obama's Ayers' book, either.

Posted by: Theresa at April 22, 2012 11:54 PM (Cf5RM)

270 night everyone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 22, 2012 11:55 PM (Z9EHQ)

271
Time for the old folk. Out to the Smokehouse for bacon replenishment tomorrow.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:55 PM (SAMxH)

272 Your kidding right? Sinatra Baby. All the way. Paul Anka? Heretic! Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (R5yLq)

Heretic? Anka is canon for the Moron horde. Best of all, the guys all get fucking shirts.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:55 PM (FoNan)

273 Your kidding right? Sinatra Baby. All the way. Paul Anka? Heretic! Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (R5yLq)


Stones or GTFO. If Moronasia can only have one band, there's only one answer. Not sure which bunch will die off first, but it will be a blast either way.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:55 PM (lJJMb)

274 Your kidding right? Sinatra Baby. All the way. Paul Anka? Heretic! Lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (R5yLq)

Consult the Archives.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:55 PM (YrBvI)

275 The Ewok fasted for forty days, and for forty days he fasted.



In the evening of the forty first day the Ewok saw a vision of an
Israeli tank stuck in the mud and an Angel of the Lord spoke and said,
"This is the tank from which the pancakes will come."



The Ewok trembled and spoke, "For whom are these pancakes, Messenger?"



The ground shook and the Angel of the Lord answered, "The pancakes
are for thee and the woman who entereth thy home. Thou shalt share them
and dab them with butter and real maple syrup."

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (YrBvI)

I thought it was a Cat bulldozer?

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:56 PM (FoNan)

276 Heretic? Anka is canon for the Moron horde. Best of all, the guys all get fucking shirts.

Ok, well if there is free stuff involved I guess I can see that. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:56 PM (R5yLq)

277 S.E. Cupp is in the wrong area of the country, way more single women in the northeast, all the single men are out west. Women marry up in at least something, it could be looks, money, physical ability, personality, work ethic.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 22, 2012 11:56 PM (tKFT6)

278 How would we celebrate the Feast of the Accidental Link?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2012 11:57 PM (YGPKc)

279 Dad awake and fidgety, coughing up some phlegm. Trying to pull off stuff. Fighting to get comfy. Good to see him awake.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2012 11:57 PM (UWKoZ)

280 I thought it was a Cat bulldozer?
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:56 PM (FoNan)


It is not about Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:57 PM (YrBvI)

281 wish I had room in this house to build a theater

Posted by: The Dude at April 22, 2012 11:58 PM (M8yfa)

282
Today is earth day? Huh go figure. Well then in honor of Earth Day, I shot precisely 0 turkeys today, however that was not for lack of trying. And I canceled that out with some ATV riding afterwards. So I'm good right?

Posted by: tsrblke at April 22, 2012 11:59 PM (22rSN)

283 How would we celebrate the Feast of the Accidental Link?
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2012 11:57 PM (YGPKc)

It's the opposite of the Double Post Fast.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:59 PM (YrBvI)

284 Lou! Eating black licorice tonight? I thought of you when I was at the park for the b-day party, there were 2 big tubs of red licorice like you buy at Costco and the kids were chowing down on it like mad. I just sat there wishing it was black licorice!

Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 12:00 AM (Cf5RM)

285 266


This can happen! Work with me, guys...

We kneel before S.E. Cupp's "Golden Temple of the Himalayas", and conducts Hobo sacrifices before the alter of the Val-U-Rite every Saturday

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Schnitzengruber at April 23, 2012 12:00 AM (Jls4P)

286 And I canceled that out with some ATV riding afterwards. So I'm good right?

Well not the bonfire of used tires that was my contribution, but sufficient I think for erf day. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 23, 2012 12:00 AM (R5yLq)

287 It's the opposite of the Double Post Fast.

Can we have our own version of Lent were we give up trolls? That would be sweet.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 23, 2012 12:01 AM (R5yLq)

288
240

I think we need to invent our own religion, Moronism. It all started

when our founder, Ace, discovered golden crates of Val-U-Rite... Shortly

thereafter, he began having visions of lost tribes of Amazons coming to

America, eager to reproduce with clueless morons.





He wrote it all down, in the Book of Morons...





This can happen! Work with me, guys...



Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)

The only problem would be that Ace would never read what he wrote down.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 23, 2012 12:01 AM (FoNan)

289 36 Nope; more interested in getting home after 2 weeks of dealing with grandma's old people sicknesses and drama. If my cousin and I had to check under the house for cats she swore were under there one more time....

Posted by: Ranba Ral at April 23, 2012 12:02 AM (G99e4)

290 Today's reading will be from Stuff Jefferson Said, Vol. XIX, Chapter II, Verse 15 ...

"Yea, no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney."

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 12:02 AM (YGPKc)

291
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 23, 2012 12:00 AM (R5yLq)

Eh, we burned the garbage before we left. And shot some fire crackers after the Blues won the hockey game.
Were it not below 40 our there would have been a huge bon fire, but we're lazy, and the cabin has central heating.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 23, 2012 12:03 AM (22rSN)

292 It is not about Rachel Corrie.

Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:57 PM (YrBvI)

Sorry, I see Isreal, tracked vehicle, and pancakes and all I can think about is Rachel Corrie. Hell, I drive by IHOP and think "Rachel Corrie died for me to eat pancakes".

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 23, 2012 12:04 AM (FoNan)

293 "Yea, no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney."

Said to John Adams, I think.

Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 12:05 AM (joSBv)

294 Acolytes dressed in Ewok costume swing flaming skulls in censer-fashion down the aisles.


Posted by: sistrum


LOL! And pudding cups, gotta fit those in somewhere.

Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 12:05 AM (Cf5RM)

295 Eh, we burned the garbage before we left.

Ok, cool. Erf Day properly celebrated. I think next year I'll see if I can hire some of the neighborhood kids to dance around the bonfire with spears. Give it a whole Lord of the Flies feel.

Of course if Obozo get's reelected my guess is we'll all end up with that little scene in our front yards eventually, so hmm..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 23, 2012 12:05 AM (R5yLq)

296 What the Fuck? All this talk about a moron religion with no mention of Dennis Hopper? Bunch of heathens.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2012 12:07 AM (GULKT)

297 Breitbart Died For Our Sins?

Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 12:07 AM (AyryN)

298

fnord

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 23, 2012 12:08 AM (U/ZJP)

299
@SoS
If Obozo get's reelected I plan on bribing my friend to spend as much possible time down on his land (where the lack of turkey hunting and excess of ATV riding occured).
Last bastion of freedom, I say. They can come after us, but half the time I get lost on the property, so if I can't find me, who else could?

Posted by: tsrblke at April 23, 2012 12:09 AM (22rSN)

300 296
What the Fuck? All this talk about a moron religion with no mention of Dennis Hopper? Bunch of heathens.

Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2012 12:07 AM (GULKT)

Sigh, now that heathen is brought up on a "conservative site".

Posted by: MrPaulRevere at April 23, 2012 12:10 AM (FoNan)

301 And the Lord said unto the Ewok, "Take thy laptop and to the Starbucks go. Take no water and take no bread."

"But what shall I drink, Lord and what shall I eat?" asked the Ewok.

"The Lord spoke, "Thou shalt consume the stale muffin and the old cookie, and drink thy fill of lattes and chai."

"What must I do at Starbucks, Lord?", asked the Ewok.

"The Lord spoke, "Thou shalt write a movie review. It shall be brief and to the point. I'm not kidding either."

"What's that supposed to mean?", asked the Ewok, his ears pointing forward.

"The Lord spoke, "Don't get me started. Thou hast forty days. Do not forget thy charger."

Posted by: eman at April 23, 2012 12:12 AM (YrBvI)

302 I move we put eman in charge of translating scripture.

Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 12:15 AM (joSBv)

303 fnord

I've seen the fnords! I'm finally free!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 23, 2012 12:15 AM (xKC/c)

304 231
She has been doing a series on that on Guns and Patriots

Posted by: Grandma Mimi at April 23, 2012 12:17 AM (roHFn)

305
"The Lord spoke, "Thou shalt write a movie review. It shall be brief and to the point. I'm not kidding either."
Needs more references to cubits. (Other than that I second Retreads motion.)
Good night everybody.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 23, 2012 12:17 AM (22rSN)

306 Dog Eater -- The Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE3cpsdMg3Q&feature=player_embedded

Posted by: DaMav at April 23, 2012 12:21 AM (EqxtD)

307 Is it bad that I've been pining for the fnords? I feel happy.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 23, 2012 12:21 AM (lJJMb)

308 Someone is on Twitter called ObamaAteDogs.


Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 12:23 AM (joSBv)

309 All right, time to turn in for a meeting in the morning.

Good night, Morons!

Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 12:24 AM (ykSKg)

310 Catching up on my TV.
Gotta say the show Grimm started out kind of iffy but has really turned into a decent show, very dark but a good story line.
Most the other new shows like Touch, Awake or The Firm started out decent but really turned to crap in a hurry.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 23, 2012 12:24 AM (GZitp)

311 Aviva's asset management arm, Aviva Investors, dismissed the entire global workforce, more than 1,300 strong, by mass email.

http://tunyurl.com/6mhn13u

Meant for 1 person, sent to 1,300 people.

Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 12:25 AM (Cf5RM)

312 Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 12:25 AM (Cf5RM)

Whoops. That'll be a morale nightmare.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 12:27 AM (X8/ER)

313 Doesn't that play right into the hands of the class warfare-iers who
claim (falsely) that a woman's choice to stay at home and raise children
rather than work outside the home fundamentally is a choice only for
the wealthy?
***
By raising the cost of living, the left has made it much harder for middle class people to have one spouse at home with the children.

This is, of course, intentional - and something that should be pointed out when they complain it is a choice "for the wealthy".


Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2012 12:29 AM (3aXbg)

314 205 Posted by: tsrblke at April 23, 2012 12:17 AM (22rSN)

Needs more references to cubits.

... and smiting. Lots of smiting. Maybe even cast a few out.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2012 12:29 AM (Gan2J)

315 What's a cubit?/cosby

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 12:31 AM (nU/dt)

316 And it came to pass, in the midwinter of that year of elections, when
the frost lay heavy upon the ground, and the hooters of the babes were
no longer encased in mere thin cotton, that a hooded bluish apparition
appeared before the Ewok.



"Tonight, young Ewok", spake the thing, "thou must travel to the land
of thy enemies, the notorious Kennedies, for wondrous events shall
there transpire."



And though it sounded more like another one of his Valu-Rite
hallucinations than prophetic words from the Beyond, still the Ewok packed his
pudding cups and sat upon the Greyhound, to make his way to the site of
which the bearded Jedi had spoken.



And there, to his wond'ring eyes, the mighty Brahmin beast was slain, and a
rhinoceros of steely mien stood upon its corpse, and the Ewok sang
forth its praise, for the rhino had a couple of seriously hot chicks as
daughters. Then, with an ecstatic shout, he proffered unto the dazzling
Wormtongue of MSM, the perfidious Norah, a gift of unopened Jell-O.



Whereupon she maced him and called the cops, but at least he got a blog post out of it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 12:32 AM (YGPKc)

317 Hey Kids

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 12:32 AM (ufJKx)

318
Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 12:25 AM (Cf5RM)



Whoops. That'll be a morale nightmare.


For their clients as well as employees.

Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 12:33 AM (joSBv)

319 Do we have to go door-to-door with our Ewok seeking converts?

Sirius (my Great Dane/Pit mix) has announced that he wants to invite Obama for dinner the next time I forget to buy kibbly stuff.

Posted by: Old Bob at April 23, 2012 12:33 AM (3iqNd)

320 Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 12:32 AM (YGPKc)

Not quite the same style as eman's, but very lol-worthy. Actually, I'm afraid I'm going to wake the kids up from laughing too loud.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 12:35 AM (X8/ER)

321 fugly chicks need to stop with the webcam, no one wants to see you while you play league of legends

Posted by: The Dude at April 23, 2012 12:37 AM (M8yfa)

322 Only thing to add, Waterhouse, is a link to that pudding post.

Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 12:37 AM (joSBv)

323 #205

That would be like pouring blood on the yard to drive off cows. They dig it. Cows that have tasted blood are very bad news.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:38 AM (kcfmt)

324 Deuce dropped. Moving on.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 23, 2012 12:39 AM (JKNDp)

325
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 12:32 AM (YGPKc)

that's pretty good, but Pam Geller's tits have to make an appearance somewhere

Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2012 12:40 AM (7FadD)

326 Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:38 AM (kcfmt)

I didn't know that. Cows and sheep were about the only animals we *didn't* raise when I was growing up.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 12:40 AM (X8/ER)

327 One of the bad things about this new religion will be our idol, an old crusty tube sock.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 23, 2012 12:44 AM (FoNan)

328 #326

Consider where Mad Cow Disease is hypothesized to have originated: From adding ground up slaughterhouse scraps to cattle feed for protein enhancement.

There is a precedent for similar diseases in groups of cannibalistic humans.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:45 AM (kcfmt)

329 What's a cubit?/cosby


Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 12:31 AM
----------------
Classic

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 23, 2012 12:45 AM (0EUld)

330 So, congratulations to Chatty Cathy al-Thor.


I'm in trouble now.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:45 AM (kcfmt)

331
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 12:32 AM (YGPKc)

I'm so glad I had already swallowed that mouthful of SN Pale Ale before reading this!

Posted by: Grandma Mimi at April 23, 2012 12:45 AM (roHFn)

332 "One keg, Noah."

Posted by: Flip Wilson at April 23, 2012 12:46 AM (joSBv)

333 that's pretty good, but Pam Geller's tits have to make an appearance somewhere


Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2012 12:40 AM (7FadD)

Those puppies are always making an appearance.

Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 23, 2012 12:46 AM (FoNan)

334 Any libs going after S.E. Cupp are going to be repeating the 'Mitt mean to dogs' gambit. Consider how many prominent lib women are married to very wealthy men and how many of them fit the bored housewife description to a T. Laurie David is a perfect example.

Nancy Pelosi didn't marry some working class schlub from Baltimore.

The list can go on and on.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:48 AM (kcfmt)

335 #334

Ooh baby! I love when you talk that stuff!

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:49 AM (kcfmt)

336 From Drudge,

"Chuck Colson Dead..."

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 23, 2012 12:49 AM (opLk0)

337 Classic
Riiight./cosby

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 12:49 AM (nU/dt)

338 Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:45 AM (kcfmt)

Ah. That I was aware of. Hadn't realized that cows apparently *liked* it though.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 12:54 AM (X8/ER)

339 Riiight./cosby


Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 12:49 AM
-----------
Who is this, really?

It's on my computer and I'm listening to it now. My brother and I wore out my parents' Cosby albums when we was chillens.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 23, 2012 12:55 AM (0EUld)

340 many prominent lib women are married to very wealthy men and how many of
them fit the bored housewife description to a T. Laurie David is a
perfect example.
***
Feminism was developed by a bored (and communist) 1%er homemaker...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2012 12:56 AM (3aXbg)

341 chemjeff, some of us are planning on sleeping and have fears of being suffocated under pillows.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 23, 2012 12:59 AM (q1qCt)

342 Has anyone revived the "Instapundit likes to put puppies in blenders" joke?

Posted by: BishopWash at April 23, 2012 01:04 AM (liT8W)

343 I've still got my albums from childhood kicking around someplace. Great stuff. (And I like Flip Wilson too.)

I recall reading that Seinfeld memorized all of them as a kid/teen and would put on performances of them to his friends/relatives.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 01:04 AM (nU/dt)

344 Aye, papi! Dios mio!

Posted by: Robert's Dominican Whore at April 23, 2012 01:05 AM (4ixH5)

345 *Cough*

Well, internet isn't borked anymore.

Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 01:05 AM (4ixH5)

346 342
Has anyone revived the "Instapundit likes to put puppies in blenders" joke?


I think he made a passing reference to it the other day himself.

Posted by: someone at April 23, 2012 01:06 AM (bqjJT)

347
Has anyone revived the "Instapundit likes to put puppies in blenders" joke?
***
That's the kind of can-do American thinking we need more of.

Anyone one else suddenly thirsty?

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 23, 2012 01:08 AM (3aXbg)

348 Holy crap, I just got done with the Zimmerman, "we found the 'gf' who is the only witness to it not being a failed mugging" link. Every single one of those idiots should be stripped of all assets, disbarred, and jailed for a few decades -- the parents' attorney, the prosecutor, and the judge that entertained that circus. It's worse than I had thought, and I'm pretty cynical.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:10 AM (kaalw)

349 Oh, it was comment 37, BTW. I'm still stunned.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:11 AM (kaalw)

350 Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:11 AM (kaalw)

He's trending again on Twitter since being released on bond tonight.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 01:13 AM (X8/ER)

351 My eyes are fogging and everyone's gotten very quiet. I guess I'll call it a night.

Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 01:14 AM (X8/ER)

352 Gonna be a long night.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 01:15 AM (UWKoZ)

353 It's worse than I had thought, and I'm pretty cynical.

Yeah, at this point it really is no win for anyone - thanks race baiter "reverunds". Unless the prosecutor has evidence she's not sharing - it's hard to imagine how GZ can be guilty of 2nd degree murder (maybe he's guilty of something else - but not that).

If he walks - the riots start.

Seems like mob rule at this point.

Posted by: someone at April 23, 2012 01:16 AM (bqjJT)

354 @ 352 How's your dad doing now, Ed?

Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 01:18 AM (joSBv)

355
I think they need more dynamite for the horse. I've seen one of those horse obliterationguide sheets from Montana and I'm pretty sure they were using over 50 sticks. The guy that showed the sheet to me said the endresult was a veryfine red mist spread over a wide area. That was about 15 years ago, maybe they have cut back.
Don't short the dynamite, do the job right!

Posted by: Meremortal at April 23, 2012 01:19 AM (Usk3+)

356 well I am going to bed too.
it's been a long day.

good night
hang in there Ed

Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2012 01:20 AM (7FadD)

357 So, our erf day was running up and down a hill in the heat, then coming down and blowing a few bucks at the garden pusher....then coming home to take in some of that sweet sweet floral smack. The peppers and tomatoes are in, they're lined with marigolds (helps keep pests down and looks nice), there's new ferns and shade plants to keep the shaded area feeling cool, and we still have tons o' crud to clean up from winter.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:20 AM (kaalw)

358 "Who let the dogs out?" Who? Who?

Posted by: Doomed White House chef at April 23, 2012 01:21 AM (SV4OI)

359 Oh, it was comment 37, BTW. I'm still stunned.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:11 AM (kaalw)

The link is broken.

I think it's this page?

http://tinyurl.com/79f5hdo

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 01:21 AM (4ixH5)

360 Seems like mob rule at this point.
***
Much like Rome at the end of the Republic.

So is Obama Marius? One of the Caesers, or perhaps Marc Anthony?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2012 01:23 AM (3aXbg)

361 @346 Thanks

Posted by: BishopWash at April 23, 2012 01:23 AM (liT8W)

362 Ed Anger, so sorry you and your family are going through this. You have my sincere thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 01:24 AM (Cf5RM)

363 @346 Found it from a cached Bing page for the 19th.

HEH: Obama: “I can’t believe Romney strapped his dog to the roof of his car. That ruins the flavor.”

Plus: “I should have suspected something when Obama stopped by Glenn Reynolds’s house for drinks.” I have no idea what Frank J. is talking about. No idea at all . . . .

Posted at 10:45 am by Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: BishopWash at April 23, 2012 01:26 AM (liT8W)

364 359
Oh, it was comment 37, BTW. I'm still stunned.



Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:11 AM (kaalw)



The link is broken.



I think it's this page?



http://tinyurl.com/79f5hdo

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 01:21 AM (4ixH5)


Oh, yeah -- I had to delete the back end of the link and drill down to it. Seriously, it's a compelling round-up, fits the facts really well, is well-documented, and is utterly damning to those who depend on race-baiting for a living.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:27 AM (kaalw)

365 Oh, BTW, I'm on 205 on the "catching up on comments" tab.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:29 AM (kaalw)

366 363
@346 Found it from a cached Bing page for the 19th.

You're google (bing) -fu is better than mine. But I was pretty sure he'd made a reference.

Posted by: someone at April 23, 2012 01:29 AM (bqjJT)

367 225
On the other hand, George Zimmerman is darker than
Asian labia.
**************

And Asian labia are really, really dark. Salman Rushdie described them in "Midnight's Children" as a "black mango".

Posted by: Doomed White House sou-chef at April 23, 2012 01:30 AM (SV4OI)

368 And earlier on the 18th

WHAT, NO BLENDER? #ObamaDogRecipes.

UPDATE: Reader Mary Kline emails to suggest a new SNL sketch about the “Basset-o-Matic.” Punchline: “Mmmm, that’s terrific Basset!”

I’m getting hungry already.

ANOTHER UPDATE: Reader Joe Ware emails: “Do you suppose David Cameron is having second thoughts about the meal he shared with Obama last month?” Heh.

Posted at 8:47 pm by Glenn Reynolds

Posted by: BishopWash at April 23, 2012 01:32 AM (liT8W)

369 222
bony knees!



She has knees? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:33 PM (R5yLq)


That man has got to have calluses on his ribs that'd stop a bullet.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:32 AM (kaalw)

370 I'm so hungry I could eat a cockroach.


Just kidding. I'll have some sauteed cocker spaniel. Cockers are very bright, you know. I need those extra IQ points.

Posted by: King Barry at April 23, 2012 01:32 AM (X3lox)

371 Uncomfortable but fighting.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 01:35 AM (UWKoZ)

372 Caught up, finally....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)

373
The only problem would be that Ace would never read what he wrote down.


And the book would be released twice.

Posted by: Alex at April 23, 2012 01:44 AM (jdZlf)

374 372
Caught up, finally....


Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)

====
that explains the bruises.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 01:49 AM (ufJKx)

375
Jus pokin in,
2012, vote like it is your last round in the mag.....

night MM's

Posted by: Orangetree at April 23, 2012 01:55 AM (GEZ/d)

376 Re: Z-Man.

They're just making shit up at this point, aren't they?

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 01:56 AM (4ixH5)

377 Ed Anger -- fighting can be good or bad, depending. My grandfather was fighting hard for the last two days of his life -- he was in the ICU and supposedly "not there", but he sounded like he was running up a hill with a swarm of bees behind him -- panting hard, staggering, pushing on to the limits of his being. It was heartbreaking to watch.



After two days of sometimes holding his hand, sometimes just being in the room, not knowing what to say, watching him, trying to take care of my grandma.......I told him that I loved him dearly but could see his pain, and that I would make sure grandma was ok -- and if he had to let it go, that was ok too. Half an hour later, he was gone.



You never want to give up on anyone, and it's an important source of comfort and support. But there's a difference between fighting for yourself and fighting for someone else. I hope your dad is a great fighter for himself; and I hope he never feels that he disappointed anyone by not fighting for them.




I really don't know enough about you or your dad to even put in a relevant 2 cents, and I hope nothing I say pains you or your loved ones......it's just that I've sat in that hospital room, and these things were happening to me at the time, and the outcome wasn't what I'd hoped for.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:58 AM (kaalw)

378 That "Appalachian English" vid reminded me of the old PBS mini-series called "The Story of English";it was fascinating. Here's a link to episode 1:
http://tinyurl.com/2a88qvc

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 01:59 AM (KL49F)

379 #378

You may also like 'Mongrel Nation,' a three part documentary hosted by Eddie Izzard about the way England, her people, and languages came together. Or not in some places.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 02:04 AM (kcfmt)

380 So, Cooth...

You and your old lady are dieting, right?

Do you happen to use one of these or something similar?

http://tinyurl.com/7wmwp4x

I'm trying to be serious about losing some poundage but I guess I gots to put in the moonay. Guessing only gets on so far.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 02:11 AM (4ixH5)

381 Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 02:04 AM (kcfmt)

Thanks, I'll look it up

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 02:15 AM (KL49F)

382 380
So, Cooth...



You and your old lady are dieting, right?



Do you happen to use one of these or something similar?



http://tinyurl.com/7wmwp4x



I'm trying to be serious about losing some poundage but I guess I gots to put in the moonay. Guessing only gets on so far.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 02:11 AM (4ixH5)


The BH is dieting -- she went with a very aggressive, medically supervised program using http://www.hmrprogram.com/ -- same as ChemJeff used. She's lost 60 pounds, ChemJeff is at 40+. It seems horrible, but effective.

When losing large amounts of weight, scary things can happen -- current "maintenance" levels of medication can become toxic, byproducts from fat breakdown can cause gallstones, previously solid body parameters (e.g. blood pressure) can develop "quirks"......and so on. If you start to get serious about the program, talk medicine with someone you can trust.....and if it's not your current physician, change.

HMR doesn't require a kitchen scale (we had one before -- the second time you have a recipe instruction that says "X packed cups of Y ingredient, sifted" is two too many) -- they tend to use volume measures.

No matter where you dive into the rabbit hole of diet recommendations, somehow you always end up popping your head out near "paleo". I'd advise starting with that and seeing where it gets you. Then, again, I'm doing the "nouvelle cuisine with generous of beer and wine" diet and remain decidedly chunky.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:32 AM (kaalw)

383 Listen Earth Day People! Market Capitalism works. Progressive Socialism does not work. Look at Europe!

Posted by: JC at April 23, 2012 02:35 AM (lkdo/)

384 I'm still missing my grandpa, but I'm wondering if Ed's dad is in for a hangnail or something -- that wouldn't put things in a very good light, even if meant well.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:35 AM (kaalw)

385 No matter where you dive into the rabbit hole of
diet recommendations, somehow you always end up popping your head out
near "paleo". I'd advise starting with that and seeing where it gets
you. Then, again, I'm doing the "nouvelle cuisine with generous of beer
and wine" diet and remain decidedly chunky.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:32 AM (kaalw)
























isnt that the truth? you cant go wrong with grilled meat steamed veggies and fish fish fish. oh and fruit and seaweed, if you can stand it.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 23, 2012 02:35 AM (r7Ddb)

386 but i try not to drink much other than coffee tea and water. if i want to shed some ##s i just swap to fat free milk and i usually lose a couple pounds right off. right now its harder cuz my legs so borked i can move around much. Thats not good for weight loss

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 23, 2012 02:38 AM (r7Ddb)

387 383
Listen Earth Day People! Market Capitalism works. Progressive Socialism does not work. Look at Europe!

Posted by: JC at April 23, 2012 02:35 AM (lkdo/)

====
you have adopted my name. do you have another choice?

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 02:40 AM (ufJKx)

388 I think the first time I heard the name "Gaia" used much (outside of Greek Mythology class that is) was in context of the "Gaia Hypotheses." The idea was that the Earth could be seen as one gigantic organism, almost, in the sense of it being a single integrated system with self-regulating tendencies. IIRC the outcry against that was it painted too rosy a picture of Earth's ability to recoup from mankind's shenanigans, etc. So how did we get from that self-healing Gaia to today's vision of Gaia, a hypernervous mother who collapses on the couch and yells at the kids playing as kids do "What are you trying to do, kill me?"

Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 02:43 AM (AyryN)

389 It seems horrible, but effective.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:32 AM (kaalw)

What was it for Jefe? 800 calories and lots of licking plates? I'm just trying to keep weightloss at a steady downward trend, I'm not looking to make it plummet off a cliff.

Chunky is good.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)

390 Uh oh, we gots two JCs!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)

391 386
but i try not to drink much other than coffee tea and water. if i want
to shed some ##s i just swap to fat free milk and i usually lose a
couple pounds right off. right now its harder cuz my legs so borked i
can move around much. Thats not good for weight loss


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 23, 2012 02:38 AM (r7Ddb)


One of the things about college is that you're supposed to learn stuff......but not necessarily only things that are in the course catalog.

Living in the dorms, eating the same slop every day, I discovered that I'd gain about a pound every 10 days if I had 3 bowls of cereal each morning.....and lose about a pound every 15 days if I had 2. Since I felt so little reward from eating one over the other, it was easy to arbitrarily change behavior.....which, inevitably, changed weight. Dieting is about changing the autopilot, and letting time take care of the rest.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:46 AM (kaalw)

392 So how did we get from that self-healing Gaia to
today's vision of Gaia, a hypernervous mother who collapses on the couch
and yells at the kids playing as kids do "What are you trying to do,
kill me?"

Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 02:43 AM (AyryN)


After the lefties were able to basically rid the world of aerosol cans (a sure sign of modern civilization, at the time) they became particularly emboldened in the idea that they could easily do great damage to the advanced cultures, at which point these lefty twerps raised themselves in power to that of gods and, consequently, Earth's status plummeted to that of an infant battling ebola - the human scourge.


BTW, no one ever talks about the "o-zone hole" much anymore. Getting rid of aerosol cans seems to have had no effect, but who cares.. It was power demonstrated.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 02:49 AM (X3lox)

393 389
It seems horrible, but effective.



Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:32 AM (kaalw)



What was it for Jefe? 800 calories and lots of licking plates? I'm
just trying to keep weightloss at a steady downward trend, I'm not
looking to make it plummet off a cliff.



Chunky is good.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)


To give you a little peek behind the HMR curtain -- we changed dishwashing detergents, and still have to rewash dishes. Whatever engineered-protein binder they use shrugs off standard consumer products, and one of their things "develops" with heat so that something you've scrubbed and rinsed clean can have dark clouds on it after going through a run. If it's doing this when you're trying to clean it up, what gronk is it leaving on your pipes while you try to digest it?

Still.......works.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:50 AM (kaalw)

394 BTW, no one ever talks about the "o-zone hole" much
anymore. Getting rid of aerosol cans seems to have had no effect, but
who cares.. It was power demonstrated.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 02:49 AM (X3lox)

Haven't heard much about cutting down the rainforests either. I suppose it's too raaaaacist to complain about those countries now, we're only allowed to self-flagellate. Or it got a little too ironical when they started clearcutting for biofuel plantations.

Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 02:54 AM (AyryN)

395 Still.......works.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:50 AM (kaalw)


I even called 'em up -- "hey, guys, what does it take to dissolve this stuff? A cup of gasoline in each load? Enzymes? Industrial solvents?"

They were very nice about it, took down info and got back to me with something inconclusive. Didn't have any suggestions, noted that it was secondary to their weight-loss mission (DUH!), but said they'd forward it on to RD to see if it could be included in their development strategies going forward. It was a professional, believable, reasonable response. Leaves their product in the "horrible, but effective" bin, though.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:59 AM (kaalw)

396 It was a professional, believable, reasonable response. Leaves their product in the "horrible, but effective" bin, though.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:59 AM (kaalw)

===
So they invented food that won't stick to your ribs but you can't get it unstuck from the dishes? Ya never get something for nothing.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:03 AM (ufJKx)

397 I even called 'em up -- "hey, guys, what does it
take to dissolve this stuff? A cup of gasoline in each load? Enzymes?
Industrial solvents?"

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:59 AM (kaalw)




And, BTW, I self-identified at every stage with: "I wouldn't touch this crap with a long stick, but the BH's getting great results on the program", and they never did a hard-sell, cut me off, or -- come to think of it -- gave me any grief at all. And called me back later. Seriously nice people from which to buy Soylent Green.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:04 AM (kaalw)

398 So they invented food that won't stick to your ribs
but you can't get it unstuck from the dishes? Ya never get something for
nothing.


Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:03 AM (ufJKx)


It does stick to your ribs; it doesn't pass nutrients into your bloodstream to keep fat cells well-provisioned. And, no matter the "flavor" or what it looks like, it's all supposed to be as nutritionally balanced as Purina People Chow would be -- which leads one to suppose that it's highly engineered.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:07 AM (kaalw)

399 The hubby and I are going back on calorie counting. 4 meals of 400 calories works pretty well for us.

But we eat lots of dessert when stressed. Like moving into a new house ...

So now that the shock is wearing off, I am hoping we'll be able to keep it together.

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:12 AM (VVZaH)

400 Purina People Chow...I want mine in biscuits and gravy flavor!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:12 AM (4ixH5)

401
It
does stick to your ribs; it doesn't pass nutrients into your
bloodstream to keep fat cells well-provisioned. And, no matter the
"flavor" or what it looks like, it's all supposed to be as nutritionally
balanced as Purina People Chow would be -- which leads one to suppose
that it's highly engineered.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:07 AM (kaalw)

===
Sounds like a great setup for one of those 50's B-movies where it somehow gets out of hand and eats a town.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:12 AM (ufJKx)

402 When you're looking at tempera paintings from the 15th century, just think: there's 600-year-old eggyolk still on that panel. Doesn't stop your from wolfing down fresh scrambled though.

Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 03:13 AM (AyryN)

403 I'm starting to think that this blog is just me, free-associating......

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:13 AM (kaalw)

404 Whoops! And everyone comes in while I'm musing!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:14 AM (kaalw)

405 Hey Adriane


Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:15 AM (ufJKx)

406 Nice commentary. last thirty days I uncovered this internet site and desired to permit you be conscious that i’ve been gratified, heading via your site’s posts. I should certainly be signing equally as much as the RSS feed and can wait around for another post.

Posted by: After Camelot iBooks at April 23, 2012 03:15 AM (B0I+7)

407 Hope I wasn't rude to the other JC.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:16 AM (ufJKx)

408 They took the arm restraints off my dad and he seems to be resting comfortably now.

Time to listen to C2C

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 03:16 AM (UWKoZ)

409 Sounds like a great setup for one of those 50's B-movies where it somehow gets out of hand and eats a town.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:12 AM (ufJKx)

Open: Two teenagers messing around in the back of dad's chevy...

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:17 AM (4ixH5)

410 Howdy, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:17 AM (4ixH5)

411 hello, jc ...

Happy the sun has gone down.

{It was blisteringly hot this weekend ...}

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:17 AM (VVZaH)

412 399
The hubby and I are going back on calorie counting. 4 meals of 400 calories works pretty well for us.

But we eat lots of dessert when stressed. Like moving into a new house ...

So now that the shock is wearing off, I am hoping we'll be able to keep it together.


Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:12 AM (VVZaH)


I was listening to NPR on a story about human guinea pigs, and how it's a serious supplement to some people's income, and there was this story about this guy who tested a paleo diet. He says, "it's weird -- you end up having to eat all the time" and ends up losing weight through the study. At the end, one of the researchers goes: "we almost didn't take you, you were borderline diabetic." When he ended the study, his stats were showing significant improvements in health.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:19 AM (kaalw)

413 You’re a very skilled blogger. I have joined your rss feed and look forward to seeking more of your magnificent post. Also, I’ve shared your site in my social networks!

Posted by: Worth Every Penny ePub at April 23, 2012 03:19 AM (wIW8f)

414 408
They took the arm restraints off my dad and he seems to be resting comfortably now.



Time to listen to C2C

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 03:16 AM (UWKoZ)

===
Good to know. Please accept a moron's best wishes for you and yours.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:19 AM (ufJKx)

415 Hope I wasn't rude to the other JC.


Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:16 AM (ufJKx)

I'm half positive it was one of those...ya know...
I searched the NCTs from earlier posts and it just sorta rambled on in that way.
I'm thinking uhpd1.
We shall observe.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:19 AM (4ixH5)

416 Open: Two teenagers messing around in the back of dad's chevy...

then one says to the other, "I dare you to go up to Mad Doc Slither's place and moon the Golden Orb Spider..."

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:20 AM (VVZaH)

417 411
hello, jc ...

Happy the sun has gone down.

{It was blisteringly hot this weekend ...}


Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:17 AM (VVZaH)

===
been gorgeous here. but we still have snow left in shady areas.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:21 AM (ufJKx)

418 The spam is ass-kissing its way through Pixy's ultra-filter.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 03:23 AM (X3lox)

419 ...but we still have snow left in shady areas.

So there's might be some underhanded skiing close by ....
:-)

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:25 AM (VVZaH)

420 419
...but we still have snow left in shady areas.

So there's might be some underhanded skiing close by ....
:-)


Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:25 AM (VVZaH)

===
surrounding city hall and the federal building.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:29 AM (ufJKx)

421 Purina Bachelor Chow is the phrase I've always used for microwave favorite like the Hungry Man Fried Chicken meal.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 03:38 AM (kcfmt)

422 Politicians, can't get any more underhanded than that.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:38 AM (4ixH5)

423 It's 64 outside. I closed the bedroom window and throttled the whole-house fan down to half.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:41 AM (kaalw)

424 I also took a shower, so you guys wouldn't be ashamed to be in the same thread as I was.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:41 AM (kaalw)

425 64 is nice. It's started to get sweaty during the day here.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 03:42 AM (kcfmt)

426 cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:41 AM (kaalw)


I sense a disturbance in the force ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:43 AM (VVZaH)

427 You know how on award shows they start playing music when recipients have gone over their allotted speech time? That what the spam messages sound like to me. Ladies, gentlemen, trolls, goodnight. My sympathies and prayers for Ed Anger and kin, having spent my time in hospitals beside loved ones myself in likewise difficult times: hope all turns out well or at least well enough as can be.

Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 03:43 AM (AyryN)

428 I also took a shower, so you guys wouldn't be ashamed to be in the same thread as I was.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:41 AM (kaalw)


Don't make us think of you wet and naked. Down that road lies MADNESS!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)

429 Good night, Sistrum!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:44 AM (4ixH5)

430 Don't make us think of you wet and naked. Down that road lies MADNESS!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)


Oh, c'mon -- down just about any road with me lies madness. It's no big deal.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:45 AM (kaalw)

431 G'night, Sistrum!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:46 AM (kaalw)

432 down just about any road with me lies madness.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:45 AM (kaalw)


That's cool. As long as we can stp off at the nearest roadside diner for some INSANE burgers.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:49 AM (4ixH5)

433 Well, there's no reason to push the ozone thing any further, since they won. They drop memes pretty fast after they get their way. The fray moved on to "VOC" so now you can't get a traditional spray paint job anywhere. The only oil based paint you can get in Ohio is RustOleum.

And they're right too: we bitch for a while, but after a year or two nobody even notices. The tyranny of the short attention span.

Know what else I haven't seen in years now? Acid rain. But we are tearing down coal power plants, so, war's over. Necessarily, Skyrocket.

Posted by: Comatus at April 23, 2012 03:50 AM (ZOlM3)

434 Some of us travel that road better than others. A transdimensional being such as myself passes easily along.....others require a TPAKTOP.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:51 AM (kaalw)

435 Я стал вестником для Разрушитель миров и известен как всадник тракторный серебряный!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:55 AM (4ixH5)

436 Whoa! Damn, what just happened there?

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:56 AM (4ixH5)

437 Suddenly I'm speaking Comm-ese.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:56 AM (4ixH5)

438 Speaking in tongues?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:58 AM (kaalw)

439 Мечты, тонкие слова, mankini ...

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 04:00 AM (kaalw)

440 G'night sistrum ...

Prayers for Ed ...

Straightjacket for cthulhu and Robert ... and of course, some ketchup ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:02 AM (VVZaH)

441 Straightjacket for cthulhu and Robert ... and of course, some ketchup ...


Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:02 AM (VVZaH)


Ketchup? I don't even like ketchup.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 04:05 AM (kaalw)

442 When is a person not speaking in tongues? When signing, or using semaphore flags? That phrase has never made sense to me.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 04:06 AM (kcfmt)

443 #441

It's not for you, per se.

Think calamari.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 04:06 AM (kcfmt)

444 INSANE Burgers w/o ketchup?!?

You probably one of those people who want the spam, spam, eggs, bacon, and spam w/o the spam!!!!

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:08 AM (VVZaH)

445 Straightjacket for cthulhu and Robert ... and of course, some ketchup ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:02 AM (VVZaH)

I don't like sharing. Cooth can have the straightjacket and I'll take the ketchup.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:08 AM (4ixH5)

446 Straightjacket for cthulhu and Robert ... and of course, some ketchup ...


Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:02 AM (VVZaH)


Can I get a separate one, to match my shorts? I prefer earth tones.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 04:08 AM (kaalw)

447 When is a person not speaking in tongues? When signing, or using semaphore flags? That phrase has never made sense to me.



Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 04:06 AM (kcfmt)

This post is raaaaacist!

Posted by: Speakers of The Ancient Dead Language of Tonguese at April 23, 2012 04:10 AM (4ixH5)

448 #447

Lick me, tongue boys and girls.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 04:13 AM (kcfmt)

449 http://navy.memorieshop.com/Adair/Cruise-Book/Flag-signals.jpg

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:14 AM (VVZaH)

450 I don't like sharing. Cooth can have the straightjacket and I'll take the ketchup.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:08 AM (4ixH5)


Oooh, shiny!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 04:16 AM (kaalw)

451 Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:14 AM (VVZaH)

Looking at this it occurs to me The Village People were doing YMCA the completely wrong way.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:17 AM (4ixH5)

452 and spam

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 04:17 AM (ufJKx)

453 Well, time for some more of Spike Milligan's WWII memoirs on the Nook, and to bed.

Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 04:20 AM (kcfmt)

454 The Village People were doing YMCA the completely wrong way.

According to the hubby, the hand signs were an addition from a Japanese cover band, that was popular in Asia.

The Village People happened to see it and said, WT Heck ... and added it to their stage versions as well.

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:20 AM (VVZaH)

455 451
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:14 AM (VVZaH)



Looking at this it occurs to me The Village People were doing YMCA the completely wrong way.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:17 AM (4ixH5)


We'll all be going to the Y, Cth, Bers, TPAKTOP!.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 04:21 AM (kaalw)

456 g'n, epobirs ...

enjoy the stories.

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:21 AM (VVZaH)

457 Good ngiht, Epo!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:23 AM (4ixH5)

458 According to the hubby, the hand signs were an addition from a Japanese cover band, that was popular in Asia.



Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:20 AM (VVZaH)

Jingre berrs, jingre berrs, jingre arr teh way!
Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:25 AM (4ixH5)

459 Вперед Героический тракторный

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:30 AM (4ixH5)

460 Я вижу, Сара Пэйлин от моего дома

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 04:32 AM (ufJKx)

461 Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 04:32 AM (ufJKx)

Это круто.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)

462 461 Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)


bloggous noncooperatous.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 04:47 AM (ufJKx)

463 It's dead, Jim!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:51 AM (4ixH5)

464 *Pants come off, feet go up*

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:51 AM (4ixH5)

465 I'ma throw on Farscape in the morning when I get home and whack it to Claudia Black cause that's how I roll.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:52 AM (4ixH5)

466 I don't think we actually needed to know that.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 04:54 AM (ufJKx)

467 Oh, hello there!

Glad you're still here.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:57 AM (4ixH5)

468 Coulda been worse. Coulda said I'd whack it to Ben Browder.

Not that I'd judge anyone who does.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:58 AM (4ixH5)

469 I'm only up to episode six and Dargo has been named Capitan.

Or, ya know, maybe I'll watch Mad Men and slap it around to Chubby January Jones. Take it all, you chunky bitch!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:00 AM (4ixH5)

470 How about a 7.6 from the Romanian judge?

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:00 AM (ufJKx)

471 You awake yet,Vic?

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 05:01 AM (UWKoZ)

472 Maybe I really, really, *really* shouldn't be asking this ...

But how exactly does one throw, whack, and roll simultaneously?

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:01 AM (VVZaH)

473 But how exactly does one throw, whack, and roll simultaneously?

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:01 AM (VVZaH)

It's hard to explain, but it's one of those things you either can do or can't.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:05 AM (4ixH5)

474 472
Maybe I really, really, *really* shouldn't be asking this ...

But how exactly does one throw, whack, and roll simultaneously?


Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:01 AM (VVZaH)

===
sit on an ant hill.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:05 AM (ufJKx)

475 How about a 7.6 from the Romanian judge?


Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:00 AM (ufJKx)

If she's one of those ex-Olympic female gymnists? Gladly!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:05 AM (4ixH5)

476 475
How about a 7.6 from the Romanian judge?




Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:00 AM (ufJKx)

If she's one of those ex-Olympic female gymnists? Gladly!


Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:05 AM (4ixH5)

=====
Well, technically the answer is yes, but only is a tranny way. Could probably still do an iron cross while crushing your skull with her/his/its thighs.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:08 AM (ufJKx)

477 Robert at April 23, 2012 05:05 AM (4ixH5)

Fair enough.

I'll go with "I can't" and leave you to it ...

http://tinyurl.com/6mm4o9

NTTAWWT ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:08 AM (VVZaH)

478 I'm only up to episode six and Dargo has been named Capitan.

Well you have a Fantasy then a Fight coming up.

I Shrink, Therefore I am ... is one of my favorites ...

Unfortunately, I have learned that laundry does not put itself away. Imagine that.

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:12 AM (VVZaH)

479 http://tinyurl.com/6mm4o9

NTTAWWT ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:08 AM (VVZaH)

Well, at least his hands are where we can see them. O.O

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:13 AM (4ixH5)

480 C2C is over and I'm bored.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 05:13 AM (UWKoZ)

481 Unfortunately, I have learned that laundry does not put itself away. Imagine that.


Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:12 AM (VVZaH)

Coincidentally, one of my dorky iFriends posted one of those Sean Bean/Boromir images that reads "One does not simply Catch up on the laundry."

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:14 AM (4ixH5)

482 Well, technically the answer is yes, but only is a
tranny way. Could probably still do an iron cross while crushing your
skull with her/his/its thighs.


Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:08 AM (ufJKx)

Well if he/she/it's anything like that Canadian tranny I can always just drink a lot of hooch and pretend nothing ever happened.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5)

483 C2C is over and I'm bored.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 05:13 AM (UWKoZ)

Any mention of space traveling chupacabras?

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5)

484 Roses are red,
The laundry needs folding,
I'll say good night to everybody,
n' worry not, what the pantless are holding ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:15 AM (VVZaH)

485 Good night, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:18 AM (4ixH5)

486 482
Well, technically the answer is yes, but only is a

tranny way. Could probably still do an iron cross while crushing your

skull with her/his/its thighs.




Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:08 AM (ufJKx)

Well if
he/she/it's anything like that Canadian tranny I can always just drink a
lot of hooch and pretend nothing ever happened.


Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5)

=====



OK, but remember, you asked for it.


http://tinyurl.com/cff93s

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:19 AM (ufJKx)

487 Saved by the work block!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:19 AM (4ixH5)

488 But I'll wish for the hordes,
all manner of good dreams,
whilst sleeping or waking,
health and happiness, is still the best, it seems ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:19 AM (VVZaH)

489 C2C was all Zodiac Killer this morning.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 05:22 AM (UWKoZ)

490 G'night Robert. G'night jc. 'night Ed.


MORNING, VIC!!!

Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:22 AM (VVZaH)

491 I wish for the Moron Hordes buxon babes in lacey thongs.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:22 AM (4ixH5)

492

487
Saved by the work block!


Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:19 AM (4ixH5)

====
http://tinyurl.com/7uwqfcx



Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:23 AM (ufJKx)

493 C2C was all Zodiac Killer this morning.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 05:22 AM (UWKoZ)

Yeah? Damn, that sounded like a good one.
Was it determined he a time traveling space faring chupacabra?

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:23 AM (4ixH5)

494
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:23 AM (ufJKx)

Work block ain't having it, it seems.

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:24 AM (4ixH5)

495 Goodnight, Adriane. Sweet dreams.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:24 AM (ufJKx)

496 494


Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:23 AM (ufJKx)

Work block ain't having it, it seems.


Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:24 AM (4ixH5)

===
shit. Canadian tranny = jim carrey buff and beautiful photo

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:26 AM (ufJKx)

497 Finkel is Einhorn!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:30 AM (4ixH5)

498 now that you mention it, there is some fashion of a trend developing here.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:36 AM (ufJKx)

499 well kids, labor camp in the AM. CYA.

Mornin', Vic.

Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:44 AM (ufJKx)

500 Good night, JC!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:45 AM (4ixH5)

501 Ha! Up before Vic again.

Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 05:57 AM (d+1xu)

502 Up to a foot of snow in the higher elevations in western Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 06:18 AM (UWKoZ)

503 Aaaannndddd, I'm out!

Good night, ONT!

Good morning, Vic!

Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 06:19 AM (4ixH5)

504 Good Morning Planet Moron!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 06:20 AM (niZvt)

505 Where's my THC thread? I'm getting grouchy without it. Angry, actually.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 06:23 AM (UWKoZ)

506 And this will be as good as it gets for me today. Yeah.
Life sucks and then you die.

Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 06:23 AM (d+1xu)

507 Morning ONT folks. Muzzle brakes are overrated. They really do not do that much for your rifle.



On celebrity marriages I wonder if one sat down and added up the number of celeb marriages and divorces and compared them to the general population if they would be that much different.



I haven't looked at it in a while but overall marriages used to have a 50% failure rate on the first time. We see the star divoces stamped all over the news so we are more aware of them, but are they really more frequent?

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:24 AM (YdQQY)

508 Good morning Ed. Dad still sleeping?

Posted by: Josef K. at April 23, 2012 06:24 AM (7+pP9)

509 Looks like Sarkozy lost. It's the economy, stupid.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 06:25 AM (UWKoZ)

510 Ha! Up before Vic again.


Hah! I've actually been up since three.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:25 AM (YdQQY)

511 Yep -- resting comfortably.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 06:27 AM (UWKoZ)

512 Snowing in PA (and NY) this morning. Ain't warm here either. We have gone from highs in the upper 80s to highs in the low 60s. It is now 42°F here.


What is it with the flip-flopping weather?

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:27 AM (YdQQY)

513 Doesn't count unless you posted a comment that can be verified. I mean, I could come back and say "Oh yeah, I got up at 2:57". But you did beat me big guy. Got up at 4:22 CST.

Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 06:30 AM (d+1xu)

514 I was out trying to gather news. Generally don't post anything before 6.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:33 AM (YdQQY)

515 I figured that Vic. And we appreciate all your work on this. But hey, if I can't give you a bad time...

Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 06:36 AM (d+1xu)

516 I know. Not much out there today either.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:37 AM (YdQQY)

517 Morning headline thread is gonna be a bastard and wait until iI'm driving home before it appears.

Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 06:40 AM (UWKoZ)

518 Are you still at the hospital Ed?

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:42 AM (YdQQY)

519 Have a good day all. I'll be lurking some on break and lunch.

Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 06:42 AM (d+1xu)

520 See ya later teej.

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:43 AM (YdQQY)

521 News up

Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:51 AM (YdQQY)

522
"Note that all of these cost less than $100."

Not after NAVSEA gets a hold of them they won't.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Lord Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at April 23, 2012 07:03 AM (Uh+y6)

523 Amusing "Hillbillies in the Mist" video. Everybody knows it's "gom" not "gaum". City people--is there anything they don't know?

Posted by: Kerry at April 23, 2012 07:53 AM (a/VXa)

524 S.E. belongs to me. You can have Mooch. According to the MSM, she's the most beautiful thing since Helen of Troy and she's got great arms to boot.

Posted by: Libra at April 23, 2012 08:36 AM (kd8U8)

525 Bonfires?
The Federal Government has banned all outside fires and burning in the state of Georgia.
The E.P.A. has decided that any fires set outside, yes your Bar-B-Que grill and campfire hotdogs and marshmallows are illegal.
Don't even think about the chimanea or the bug lamps, nope illegal.
The burning ban runs from May 1st till September 1st 2012
This is not because of drought, high winds or forest fires, nope this is about clean air. Your fire apparently kills the Ozone layer and makes Mother Nature cry.
So to save the Ozone for the children of the future there will be no fires in Georgia this summer.
No Do Not Even Strike a Match!

Posted by: HEP-T at April 23, 2012 12:04 PM (jsHKO)

526 http://www.stpipefitting.com
http://www.stting.com
http://www.bwfitting.com
http://www.st-pipefittings.com
http://www.topfitting.com
http://www.stfitting.com
http://www.stgjjt.com
http://www.stgjjt.cn

Posted by: pipe fittings at April 24, 2012 08:57 AM (bGIvm)






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