Overnight Open Thread (4-22-2012)
Happy Happy Earth Day 2012 all. Hope your Gaia bonfire went well.
It may be high tech military devices that get all the media attention but never forget that there is always room for improvement in even the most mundane of military equipment.
Muzzle breaks:
The new accessory is a muzzle brake. These devices tend to be about 10 cm (4 inches) long and weigh 110-140 gm (4-6 ounces). They screw onto the front of the barrel and keep the barrel more stable after each shot reducing recoil, as well as flash. ...The latest feature is to have threads in the small round holes in the muzzle brake, where the gas from the bullet propellant can disperse. The new EFFIN muzzle brakes allow you to screw plugs into some of these holes to compensate for the tendency of your rifle to jerk a bit to one side. This keeps you steadier for the next shot which, in combat, is often needed immediately.
Dust-proof magazines:
A lower tech, but equally useful item, is the dust-proof magazine. ...Commercial firms have come out with several generations of magazines that try to seal the magazine well to keep the talcum powder-like crud out of the rifle. One of the most effective of these is the Advanced Reliability Combat magazine that includes a soft gasket that creates a dust-proof seal when the magazine is inserted in an M-4, or similar weapon (like the SOCOM SCAR). ...Magazines of this type are also available with another simple, but life-saving, innovation: a strip of see-through plastic running the length of the magazine, showing how many bullets you have left.
A better way to carry a wounded soldier:
Some Israeli commandos came up with a simple method for carrying a wounded man out of difficult situations (inside buildings or over rough terrain). Basically it's a series of straps that allows one man to carry the casualty on his back, like a backpack. The carrier has both hands free, to handle a weapon or help in getting down stairs or over obstacles. The device is now sold (for $80) as the IPC (Injured Personnel Carrier). Another example of how necessity is the mother of invention.
Note that all of these cost less than $100.
Is "Marrying Up" Really the Conservative Female Ideal?
So S.E. Cupp defended Ann Romney and expressed a desire to emulate Ann's life herself:
As a thirtysomething, city-dwelling, hypereducated, independent-thinking woman, I suppose I should recoil at the idea of one day getting married, quitting my ultracompetitive job and staying home to raise my brood of germ-carrying moochers.
But as I sit in a cramped New York apartment, surrounded by bills, drowning in a sea of deadlines, the conventional life of a stay-at-home mother actually sounds pretty nice..
...But by marrying wealthy, Ann made a truly empowering decision that allowed her the freedom to do whatever she wanted. And she did it, by all accounts, without sacrificing the really important stuff, marrying someone she loved..
In fact, her excellent choice of a mate makes her uniquely qualified to talk about the most important economic issue that real women confront: How am I going to support myself and my future family?
But William Jacobson of Legal Insurrection thinks she's playing right into the hands of the Democrats:
Is marrying up the conservative female ideal?
Doesn't that play right into the hands of the class warfare-iers who claim (falsely) that a woman's choice to stay at home and raise children rather than work outside the home fundamentally is a choice only for the wealthy?
Eh. All things considered who wouldn't want a wealthy spouse? And just because this choice appeals to Cupp hardly defines it as the ideal for all conservative women.
10 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Mad Max
Among other factoids - Mel Gibson get the role thanks to a busted face from a bar fight and most of the crew were paid in beer:
Director George Miller bribed a lot of people to work on the film with "slabs" of beer. In Australia, a "slab" is a case of 24 cans. Slabs were used to pay ambulance drivers, a tractor driver, and it's safe to imagine some of the bikers as well. Sounds like a fair deal to me.
News You Can Use: The Official Protocol on How to Destroy Animal Carcasses with Explosives
Works for hobos too.
Predicting How Long Celebrity Marriages Will Last
Garth, a self-professed uber-geek, has crunched the numbers and discovered a better way to gauge the toxic effects of celebrity. Whereas the old equation measured fame by counting the millions of Google hits, the new equation uses a ratio of two other measures: the number of mentions in The Times divided by mentions in The National Enquirer. "This is a major improvement in the equation," Garth says. "It turns out that overall fame doesn't matter as much as the flavor of the fame. It's tabloid fame that dooms you. Sure, Katie Holmes had about 160 Enquirer hits, but she had more than twice as many NYT hits. A high NYT/ENQ ratio also explains why Chelsea Clinton and Kate Middleton have better chances than the Kardashian sisters." Garth's new analysis shows that it's the wife's fame that really matters. While the husband's NYT/ENQ ratio is mildly predictive, the effect is so much weaker than the wife's that it's not included in the new equation. Nor are some variables from the old equation, like the number of previous marriages and the age gap between husband and wife.
After he crunched the numbers, Garth's advice to Jessica Simpson and Ms. Spears is to avoid marriage anytime soon. And he doesn't hold out much long-term hope for a Kardashian sister married to a pro basketball luminary. "I've calculated the chance of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom celebrating their golden anniversary," he says, "Even when I extend it to 15 decimal places, the probability is still zero."
Weekly AoSHQ Commenter Standings
Top 10 commenters:1 [641 comments] 'Tammy al-Thor' [89.99 posts/day]
2 [545 comments] 'logprof'
3 [395 comments] 'AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012'
4 [371 comments] 'Vic'
5 [352 comments] 'StuckOnStupid'
6 [336 comments] 'Robert'
7 [335 comments] 'yankeefifth'
8 [298 comments] 'CoolCzech'
9 [296 comments] 'Jane D'oh'
10 [286 comments] 'Soothsayer'
Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [86 names] 'logprof' [12.07 unique names/day]
2 [68 names] 'GOTV - rate God Bless America at IMDB and correct the astroturf reviews'
3 [67 names] 'Cicero'
4 [61 names] 'kbdabear'
5 [48 names] 'toby928'
6 [35 names] 'Beefy Meatball'
7 [34 names] 'Tough,Tougher,Crunchy'
8 [30 names] 't-bird'
9 [29 names] 'Mama AJ'
10 [29 names] 'Islamic Rage Boy'
The group. Yeah.
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Comments
Posted by: Stuff Jefferson Said, Vol. II at April 22, 2012 10:21 PM (zMouK)
Posted by: Mountainmonkey at April 22, 2012 10:22 PM (uXdJq)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:23 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 22, 2012 10:23 PM (fiXQh)
How am I going to support S.E. Cupp if I'm not on top
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:23 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at April 22, 2012 10:23 PM (zMouK)
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:24 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2012 10:25 PM (RvlzX)
Soon, my adoring fans will begin to worship me again like the Cult Leader I secretly long to be... worship... adoration.. anal sex with hot chicks... it can all be mine!!
Except... I think I need to go to bed soon to get some sleep, and that means I'll drop out of the Top Ten again...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:25 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: steevy at April 22, 2012 10:25 PM (7W3wI)
Posted by: Cicero, #3 With A Bullet at April 22, 2012 10:25 PM (zMouK)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:26 PM (7yvLv)
This weekend I saw some piece of shit Chevy pick up with a Pro-SCOAMF 2012 sticker on the left of the rear window. On the right, a lost dog poster. I was driving and the car took off onto I-91 before I could snap a shot.
Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 22, 2012 10:26 PM (Vg4Vv)
Oh man, I finished 4th in the sockpuppet division this week
Suck it, slacker.
Posted by: Cicero, #3 With A Bullet at April 22, 2012 10:25 PM
I blame my bullpen. And Bush
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:27 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:27 PM (7FadD)
Posted by: AD at April 22, 2012 10:27 PM (1jnii)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2012 10:27 PM (JMmQ9)
How am I going to support S.E. Cupp if I'm not on top
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:23 PM (Y+DPZ)
I find the best way to support a woman is from behind, cupping her twins in my hands as I nibble on her ear.
Now, with SE on top, I suppose I would settle for supporting her butt with both hands, as I'm sure you can quite easily imagine for yourself...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:27 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2012 10:28 PM (nU/dt)
with a Pro-SCOAMF 2012 sticker on the left of the rear window. On the
right, a lost dog poster. I was driving and the car took off onto I-91
before I could snap a shot.
Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 22, 2012 10:26 PM
If you see that truck again, cell phone, camera, pics
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:28 PM (Y+DPZ)
ha - too funny
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:28 PM (7FadD)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2012 10:28 PM (nU/dt)
Posted by: Ranba Ral at April 22, 2012 10:29 PM (G99e4)
Well, I did my part for Earf day by having my husband drive me around in our Yukon, running errands. I did buy some dirt, for my vegetable garden, so I guess that was earth-crunchy. But I did it with the AC blaring in the truck.
Posted by: moki at April 22, 2012 10:29 PM (dZmFh)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:29 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 22, 2012 10:30 PM (Vg4Vv)
Kim Kardashian has those familiar young Armenian girl tits
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:30 PM (Y+DPZ)
I also drove over 200 miles, round trip.
Posted by: fluffy at April 22, 2012 10:30 PM (z9HTb)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:30 PM (7FadD)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2012 10:31 PM (nU/dt)
Or at least, that would be the case in a perfect world.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:31 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: Cicero at April 22, 2012 10:32 PM (zMouK)
I should have told the broad "Well you know...everyone is better off when you spread the dog around. "
Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 22, 2012 10:32 PM (Vg4Vv)
Posted by: CMU VET at April 22, 2012 10:32 PM (uc25X)
so I was working in my yard today, and I started digging in this fairly unkempt part of the yard, trying to fix it up a bit, and my shovel hit this large plastic object. I dug around a little more, and it turns out, the large plastic object was a doggie carrier that had been buried. I didn't take it out or open it up, but my hypothesis is that there's a dead dog buried in my yard. so I covered it back up.
So, if you don't see me around for a while, you'll know that Cujo got to me.
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:33 PM (7FadD)
I spent Urf Day driving from Missouri to Ohio in an SUV, so I did my part!
And you didn't stop by Chesterfield for a BBQ, fireworks, drag races and fire pits ?
Posted by: grease monkey at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (VSWPU)
269 I found a series of fantastic articles about the Zimmerman-Martin case.
http://tinyurl.com/86xeu5r
See the links for Update 9, Update 10 (Part 1), and Update 10 (part 2), which are contained in my link above.
You will need to pack a lunch, or even an overnight bag, if you delve into these posts. They are chock-full of material and are absolutely essential reading for anyone who is interested in this case.
In a sane world, these posts would win a Pulitzer Prize for investigative reporting. Of course, they were written by bloggers, not the MSM.
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at April 22, 2012 12:00 PM
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (Y+DPZ)
Hollande wins first round, sets up run-off with Sarkozy
http://tinyurl.com/7kacfwq
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (RvlzX)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (7FadD)
What? Waste hobo parts?! Actually, Eco-Harvesting hobos should be one of the new weekend, expand your horizon threads. Everyone could learn how to use ALL the hobo parts so nothing goes to waste. Just like Indians did with the buffalo.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 10:34 PM (FLeVb)
Miss Tammy is number 1!
I'm...sixth?
How?
My internet at work died last night just as I was typing in ace dot moo dot noo.
Chatty, I am.
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:35 PM (F79HU)
Keep in mind that "marrying up" does not just refer to income. Almost *all* women want to marry a man who is richer, taller, smarter, stronger, or even funnier --or usually more than one of these. Feminists are fighting biology and millennia of evolution.
--and if I were still single I'd love to give S.E. my number.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:35 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: BHOoooh at April 22, 2012 10:35 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (7FadD)
Posted by: toby928© at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (NG097)
Hobo skin make tiny teepee, and smell bad.
Posted by: Iron Eyes Cody at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (zMouK)
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (YrBvI)
NTTAWWT
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:36 PM (Y+DPZ)
Wrong with it?? You ARE kidding, right?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (niZvt)
So what was Barracks Father a Mutt? Hound Dog?
Was Barracks dad ever married to more than two at a time or just doin em?
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (nonzP)
Posted by: Barky O. at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (ykSKg)
So I wil just post the single. Good shit, man, good shit.
So here's Devil's Train with Sweet Devil's Kiss!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_6uiOkYFCk
CRANK IT!
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (F79HU)
All the eligible bachelors are now looking for a partner as tight-fisted as Joe!
BA DA BING !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Politically Incorrect Pundit at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (m3R4Y)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:38 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2012 10:38 PM (4yXmp)
Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 10:38 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: Barky O. at April 22, 2012 10:38 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:39 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 22, 2012 10:39 PM (nonzP)
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 10:39 PM (YrBvI)
Well I got taller and stronger going for me. Not sure about the rest of that list.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:40 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:40 PM (Y+DPZ)
I shit you not.
This weekend I saw some piece of shit Chevy pick up with a
Pro-SCOAMF 2012 sticker on the left of the rear window. On the right, a
lost dog poster. I was driving and the car took off onto I-91 before I
could snap a shot.
Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 22, 2012 10:26 PM (Vg4Vv)
--Damn, I woulda followed that for a pic.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:40 PM (ykSKg)
I denounce myself, and will try and let someone else get a word in edgewise this week!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:41 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: picric at April 22, 2012 10:41 PM (CMYJl)
I've got my tire pile ready for burning, and I'm thinking of doing something fun with concrete. Nothing say's Gaia quite like concrete.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:41 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 22, 2012 10:42 PM (nonzP)
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:42 PM (F79HU)
I'll check it out, once the kevlar arrives.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:43 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: dagny at April 22, 2012 10:43 PM (4yXmp)
Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:44 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:44 PM (7yvLv)
There's a great link at Insty's about Snuffalupagus whining about how he hopes the story would blow over. Whine me a river, bitch.
'sup, jackwagons.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (7FadD)
Patty Ann Brown is 10,000 times SE Cupp.
PAB is the hotness
Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:44 PM (AZ8Mb)
I believe this will only be resolved with an SE Cupp/Patty Ann Brown mudwrestling much up.
It'll be a submission match.
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (SsG4J)
Killin weeds since 1981
Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (AZ8Mb)
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (nonzP)
That's racist! It's a beautiful thing that Michelle gave up her slave job (only $300k?! There should be laws against that) to vacation for the rest of her life.
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (FcR7P)
I'll check it out, once the kevlar arrives.. lol
-----------------------------------------
I'll check it out too!
Posted by: Ellen DeGeneres at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (m3R4Y)
Posted by: Made in the USA at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (YlSwz)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (SsG4J)
They're the tits. Best new band I've heard in ages.
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:46 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (ykSKg)
Patty Ann Brown is 10,000 times SE Cupp.
PAB is the hotness
Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:44 PM (AZ8Mb)
I'm equally happy to argue about women I don't have a chance in hell with.
Or do I? Somebody tell me if she's single. Also, what counts as marrying up for her... Also, her address and phone number, which I promise just to use one time and not for stalking purposes at all...
Posted by: AD at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (1jnii)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: Tough,Tougher,Crunchy at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (c3mby)
Is Mochelle still a mean, ,controlling, old racist who hates Whitey? LA Times?
Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (nonzP)
Loosen your exhaust until it leaks, or don't fix an exhaust leak. The oxygen sensor sends false readings to the computer, which says the injectors need to send more fuel to the cylinders and will make your engine run rich
It does nasty things to your power and mileage, but we have to do our part. You will also flunk your smog test due to high hydrocarbon readings
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (FcR7P)
It's your fault. I am not sure why, but I feel certain it's your fault.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (SsG4J)
She almost doubled my number of posts, and my number of posts is pretty inflated since it includes all of Hummingbirds from this last week and a small number from Wolverine yesterday.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:48 PM (R5yLq)
If his last name is Bush you might be onto something there.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:49 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:47 PM (7yvLv)
Public shaming is MEAN, L Rob!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:49 PM (SsG4J)
She'll come out when the checks dry up.
Posted by: Killjoy at April 22, 2012 10:49 PM (m3R4Y)
Posted by: toby928© at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (NG097)
Journalists have always listed Hispanics as a separate racial classification -- Whites, Hispanics, African-Americans, with no overlap. After the George Zimmerman situation, I wondered if they would be ballsy enough to go back to their previous behavior. They were. And it didn't take long.
The anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color line presented that opportunity. The Journalists say that the color line was a barrier to all minorities: African-Americans, Hispanics, Asians, etc. That was not the case.
Cincinnati signed the first Hispanic players, Rafael Almeida and Armando Marsans, in 1911. Many others followed. The most prominent was Dolf Luque, winner of 194 games, whose entire career took place before Jackie Robinson ever played an inning of Major League baseball. Players descended from the indigenous population of North and South America also played during this time period. These players included Jim Thorpe, Chief Bender, and Indian Bob Johnson (yes, those were really their nicknames!).
So, who could play Major League baseball before 1947? Everyone except Blacks/African-Americans. White Hispanics? Yep. Brown Hispanics? Yep. American Indians? Yep. Asians? Almost certainly, although Japanese baseball was not as advanced as Latin baseball at this time; hence, no Asian players until recent times.
The question that probably is leaping to everyone's mind is, Why would the Journalists do this? The crux of all the stories that appear in the media on the anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking the color line is that there has been a significant decline in the number of African-American players (by which the Journalists mean Black players born in the U. S.), compared to 20-30 years ago, which there has been. The implication left by the stories is that the people running Major League Baseball are unconcerned about this decline due to racism, or they are indifferent to the racism that exists in some of the team managements, etc. But why would a bunch of racists add a lot of Black Hispanic players to their rosters? And by "a lot" I mean that above 50% of the Hispanic players almost certainly would be considered of African descent for affirmative action purposes. This is really ugly and can't be passed off as occurring due to a lack of intelligence on the part of the Journalists, even though many of them are as dumb as a post. The George Zimmerman situation establishes -- definitively! -- that they know that there are White Hispanics, Brown Hispanics, and Black Hispanics. There is no doubt about that anymore. None.
This kind of behavior is the reason that I congratulate myself every day on my decision to stop subscribing to newspapers and magazines. It's a moral imperative that these miserable rat effers be driven into bankruptcy.
Posted by: Brutus at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (/f/EP)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (Y+DPZ)
It'll be a submission match.
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:45 PM (F79HU)
Not mud. Chocolate pudding.
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (YrBvI)
If I'm not on later it's because I've abandoned you all for a large breasted Dominican babe with a deep and longing desire for my body.
Or because the internet at woik is still shot.
But mostly cause of titties.
Posted by: Robert at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (F79HU)
Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:50 PM (AZ8Mb)
Well maybe just by some flex hose and bypass the catalytic converter.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:51 PM (R5yLq)
SE Cupp with in a skirt with her legs up on the desk
http://tinyurl.com/6m22jjk
Looks like i need to take some "me" time.
Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 10:51 PM (HI6wa)
Next one of you sumbitches razzes me about my motormouth tendencies is gonna be sorry.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:51 PM (SsG4J)
*bows* Thank you thank you, it's a fine line to walk between working at work and playing with the Horde.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:51 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (SsG4J)
Very true. Of the three things I wanted in a husband, one was that he be obviously smarter than I am. Since we got married at 19 earning potential had very little to do with it.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (X8/ER)
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (GULKT)
Those coffee mugs don't carry themselves you know
Just saying
Don't h8
Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (eYiNi)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: toby928© at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (NG097)
Posted by: Cicero at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (zMouK)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (ykSKg)
Of course there was. They just weren't used to being called on it... or used to criticizing their own. They were probably tossing this around internally for weeks without anybody bringing up Obama's dog-eating problem.
Where I think this petty stuff actually matters is that the Obama campaign seems to be going for an us-versus-them strategy to marginalize Romney. Anything they can do to paint him as a freak and out of touch with the average American helps that. That's why Romney team needs to hit back against this as hard as possible.
Posted by: AD at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (1jnii)
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (SsG4J)
I see you've discovered my plan on being immortal - refusing to die until the Cubs win the Series.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (Gk3SS)
And the leftovers in the pit will be sold for your dipping pleasure?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (FLeVb)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (ykSKg)
----------------------------------
You ARE prolific.
And I'm talking Maya Angelou prolific.
Posted by: Killjoy at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (m3R4Y)
I think he was a little surprised by the hero business but I think it did his ego some good. I read back through everything later that night after HB and I got the laptop back.
Everyone treated him great and he was just walking on air afterwards. Only one poster said anything snarky but thankfully Wolverine doesn't read very fast and was working pretty hard to keep up so apparently he missed it. So no worries.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:54 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 10:53 PM (FLeVb)
That's one item on the list.
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (YrBvI)
Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (fiXQh)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (7FadD)
I like to find Prius drivers with the driver's window down, which is pretty weird in OK in the summer time, but it happens. If I time it just right, I can nail the throttle on the diesel and the smoke plume out the right side of my truck goes right in the window! I'm getting a little tired of the game, so I now tend to reserve it only for those Prii with Obama stickers. That qualifier has not significantly reduced the number of targets, though.
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (7yvLv)
113 Arrrggghhh I swear I closed the italics!
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (Gk3SS)
You did. StuckOnStupid forgot to.
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (GULKT)
Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (eYiNi)
Project Ford is progressing nicely, may be done ahead of schedule, since the car was so nice to start with. Mrs Grampa already informed me I can NOT buy it from Jerry.
Watching him look at it tells me it isn't likely he'd sell anyhow.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM (AZ8Mb)
I know, I know.
I'll be better, I swear. Starting now!
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM (SsG4J)
Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM (HI6wa)
Posted by: RushBabe at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM (tQHzJ)
Ok, normally I have no fear of threats delivered via the internet. However in your case sadly I must take such things seriously as I know one word from you to Hummingbird and my ribs are in serious jeopardy. I knew I should have paid extra for overnight shipping on that kevlar... Rotfl
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM (R5yLq)
I am Megyn Kelly's love slave....
Posted by: Satan's Barbed Schnitzengruber at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM (Jls4P)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 10:57 PM (Gk3SS)
Been wondering about Project Ford IG - been sort of in and out this week and hadn't gotten the full update.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:57 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:58 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 10:59 PM (7FadD)
Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 22, 2012 10:59 PM (eYiNi)
Beautiful day at the park by the river celebrating one of the kids' birthdays. It was nice, 75 degrees or so, and the park wasn't packed, as it will be later on on weekends thru the summer.
Wow, Miss Tammy, top commenter. WTG!
Posted by: Theresa at April 22, 2012 10:59 PM (Cf5RM)
Yup.. sure did. Don't feel one darn bit guilty about it though.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 10:59 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:00 PM (ykSKg)
Meant 138
Posted by: navycopjoe waiting for da cubs to win a f**king game at April 22, 2012 11:00 PM (eYiNi)
plume out the right side of my truck goes right in the window!
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 10:55 PM
A lot of landscapers around here have diesel pickups. The engines on those things are louder than a semi
I think they were made that way to wake up the wives of guys with pickups who try to sneak back into the house at 3 AM
Posted by: kbdabear at April 22, 2012 11:01 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Spider Dressed Like a Clown, Wearing Stompy Boots at April 22, 2012 11:01 PM (7FadD)
error, Ainsley Eirhart is not included, ARE you the gay?
dissin on Ainsly like that, no beer for you!!
HHHHHAAAATTTTEEEERRRRR!!!!!!
Posted by: jake at April 22, 2012 11:01 PM (AZ8Mb)
Actually, men would buy their own condoms to fuck her, it's just us lesbos that have to carry their own.
Posted by: Sandra Slut at April 22, 2012 11:01 PM (hXJOG)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 22, 2012 11:01 PM (JKNDp)
And every comment insightful, delightful, and any other adjective necessary to avoid the wrath of the ginger squad.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:02 PM (R5yLq)
113
Arrrggghhh I swear I closed the italics!
I think that was me.
Posted by: booger at April 22, 2012 10:56 PM
OK, you left them open, YOU go out and find the dog!
Posted by: Italics Doggie Door at April 22, 2012 11:03 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:03 PM (7FadD)
If you live next to the Obama's, don't bother. Well after dinner time now, you won't be finding that pooch again.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:04 PM (R5yLq)
I was just telling someone about blowing up horse carcasses!?
Posted by: Eric Massa at April 22, 2012 11:04 PM (7NSiu)
Posted by: hobbes at April 22, 2012 11:04 PM (+CcmI)
In my living room.
Posted by: Ninja Please at April 22, 2012 11:04 PM (8AV+0)
That Sybil shit is way past old. If by some odd chance you are pulling one off on us, you deserve a book contract for creating such a vivid universe. But forgetting all that, you are a damned fine storyteller. Its been rivetting.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 11:05 PM (FLeVb)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 11:05 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:06 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2012 11:06 PM (JMmQ9)
Damn, Audrey was smokin'.
I was just telling someone about blowing up horse carcasses!?
Posted by: Eric Massa at April 22, 2012 11:04 PM (7NSiu)
--Heh, must be a different Eric Massa than the one I've heard of.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:06 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at April 22, 2012 11:07 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:07 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2012 11:07 PM (7NSiu)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:07 PM (7FadD)
whining about how he hopes the story would blow over. Whine me a river,
bitch.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD
I have dedicated my sorry-@assed, pathetic, meaningless life on Twitter and on other sites doing my part to make sure that the story does not blow over. Enough with the left's hypocrisy. And if/when the polygamy shit starts I will get into that, too.
Posted by: Theresa at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (ykSKg)
My rule of thumb is "the more lavish the wedding, the shorter the marriage."
Posted by: rickl supports SMOD/Supervolcano 2012 at April 22, 2012 11:07 PM (sdi6R)
--This most certainly does not apply to Mexicans.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 11:09 PM (FLeVb)
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 11:09 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: Theresa at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (Cf5RM)
--Which Demotard was it, the Governor of Montana, who dared to "go there"?
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (7FadD)
Well appreciate that bebe - and no, I'm not trying to pull some kind of a fast one. Nothing to gain, just started because I needed to blow off steam after the initial incident at work so I started telling my story.
I guess the guy that accused me of being Sybil hasn't paid much attention, there were several nights when Hummingbird and I were both posting at the same time from different locations. She was home and so was I - but no big deal I guess. People are going to believe whatever they want to believe.
I just hope in the future the guy takes it up with me, kind of dirty pool to pick on a 20 year old kid with dyslexia who's posting for the very first time. But in the end it really didn't matter, Wolverine never saw the post so it's all good.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (7yvLv)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 22, 2012 11:11 PM (X8/ER)
Ol' Shep's rallying was -- I might have guessed as often as I've seen it -- that burst of strength before the light goes out. I checked on him at about 5am, tried to make him comfortable, and by 7am he was gone.
Wandered up on the farm and into our family in the autumn of 2000. Blind in one eye, arctic fur in a sweltering clime, and couldn't learn sic 'em from c'mere. But a sweetheart, got along with all the other dogs and cats and kids. Kept trying to bite car tires, though.
Second dog we've lost. Biggest grave we've ever had to dig in our little pet cemetary. All our kids, a cousin, a friend, the Mrs, me, and the one cat who always comes to burials attended. So long, good guy.
Good night folks. Long and surely interesting[/] week ahead.
Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at April 22, 2012 11:11 PM (lBpVP)
Not this one...I had the Flyers winning in Round One.
I thought the Kings would force a tough series on Vancouver, but I didn't think they'd lose before the Second Round.
Posted by: garrett at April 22, 2012 11:11 PM (7NSiu)
Oh it did. Someone brought up how Romney's great grandfather (I think) was a polygamist at which point it was brought up that Obama's father was. Seriously, this is the I'm rubber you're glue campaign.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 22, 2012 11:12 PM (Gk3SS)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:12 PM (7FadD)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 22, 2012 11:12 PM (nU/dt)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:13 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:13 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2012 11:13 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:15 PM (ykSKg)
The S.E. Cupp vs. PAB contest may now begin.
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 10:37 PM (YrBvI)
I need to go to my bunk to vote.
My vote for teh hawt Fox News babe is Liz Claman at FBN. Ginger hawtness with the cans of SE.
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:16 PM (FoNan)
Posted by: Ninja Please at April 22, 2012 11:16 PM (8AV+0)
Posted by: Tad Blatherton at April 22, 2012 11:17 PM (HueOF)
How many hockey "experts" had the Penguins and the Canucks in the Finals?
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:08 PM (ykSKg)
We're nigh on the second round...experts know fuck-all when it comes to how teams perform under pressure. This playoff season has some of the best action I've seen in years, and the gratuitous retardery seems to have gone away as well.
Go Preds!
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:17 PM (lJJMb)
SE Cupp
PAB
Ainsley Eirhart
Megyn Kelly
MK Hamm
man this vat of jello/chocolate pudding/gravy is getting to be really large
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:17 PM (7FadD)
What a punk.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: PaleRider at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (wLU3U)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (nZvGM)
better yet, just pour motor oil on your yard, that will kill weeds too
it will no doubt kill pretty much everything else too
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:19 PM (7FadD)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:20 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:21 PM (7FadD)
better yet, just pour motor oil on your yard, that will kill weeds too
it will no doubt kill pretty much everything else too
it works better in the sprayer if you cut it with some gasoline...
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2012 11:22 PM (JMmQ9)
I guess S.E. didn't get the memo that for a woman in her thirties her
marriage options will be few, and theoddsthat she'll bemarrying up are
virtually nil.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (nZvGM)
Mittens wins, we all convert to Mormanism, get the multiple wives thingy, SE becomes the 2nd MrsCaniac, no problemo.
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:22 PM (FoNan)
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (nZvGM)
Look at the bright side. Girls in their thirties are desperate to get married, which means S.E. is at least an outside shot for the average single moron.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:23 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 22, 2012 11:23 PM (FLeVb)
Look at the bright side. Girls in their
thirties are desperate to get married, which means S.E. is at least an
outside shot for the average single moron.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:23 PM (niZvt)
So you're saying there's a chance?
Posted by: Lloyd Christmas at April 22, 2012 11:24 PM (lJJMb)
Enjoy Bebe.. thanks again, and have a good night if I don't see you again this fine eve.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:25 PM (R5yLq)
That's a great strategy
so since I'm not married, does that mean I can choose PAB _and_ MK Hamm?
whoa
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:25 PM (7FadD)
USED motor oil! Stuff's too expensive to waste on plants. What effect would vegetable oil have? You could get that from restaurants and, theoretically, not run afoul of the EPA
Posted by: t-bird at April 22, 2012 11:26 PM (FcR7P)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:26 PM (7FadD)
I'm pretty sure they're both already married, which may not be the kind of polygamy you had in mind.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2012 11:26 PM (YGPKc)
Judging by the look on Hummingbird's face I'm pretty sure that won't fly, at least not here.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:26 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:27 PM (QfBuz)
huh - turns out it works as a pesticide
http://tinyurl.com/7mguv88
doesn't seem to be an herbicide though
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:28 PM (7FadD)
Nasty enough outside (discovered taking Spastic Lab out) that a short pot of coffee was in order. Tastes especially good tonight. Just wish it was warm enough to enjoy a beer.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:28 PM (SAMxH)
as long as Cujo doesn't get them
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:10 PM (7FadD)
Two words: Pet Semetary
Posted by: Insomniac at April 22, 2012 11:29 PM (GjDnP)
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:22 PM (FoNan)
--That reminds me. Semi-serious question: Are LDS, like the Amish and Muslims, one of the religious groups exempted from Zerocare?
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:29 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: SC Vote registar at April 22, 2012 11:29 PM (hXJOG)
On the other hand, George Zimmerman is darker than Asian labia. Calling him white was either deliberate race war baiting, or the work of a color blind AP editor.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:30 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: fluffy at April 22, 2012 11:30 PM (z9HTb)
Not a bad idea at all. There is a bit of a nip in the air here too but just enough that it's not unpleasant. Maybe grab a cup and retire to the porch for a bit.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:30 PM (R5yLq)
well shoot
hmm, maybe if I convert to Mormonism, and I can convince Mr. PAB to convert to Newt-ism, then maybe he'd be okay with an open marriage
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:30 PM (7FadD)
Wouldn't recommend using motor oil on the yard if you have pets. It will ALSO leach into the water supply, if you have a well. Take a while, but this will happen.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:31 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:32 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: Grandma Mimi at April 22, 2012 11:32 PM (roHFn)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:33 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:33 PM (7FadD)
SE Cupp with in a skirt with her legs up on the desk
And Mika down between her knees! Now THERE'S a picture you can believe in!
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:34 PM (niZvt)
Asian labia. Calling him white was either deliberate race war baiting,
or the work of a color blind AP editor.
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:30 PM (niZvt)
That's funny..."color blind AP editor"...we'll find leprechauns and unicorns first.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:34 PM (lJJMb)
bbl.
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2012 11:35 PM (UWKoZ)
Welcome Grandma Mimi - are you new to the ONT? I don't recall having seen you recently. If so please pull up a chair and get comfy, were a bit of a rowdy bunch but not bad once you get to know us.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:35 PM (R5yLq)
so since I'm not married, does that mean I can choose PAB _and_ MK Hamm?
whoa
Posted by: chemjeff at April 22, 2012 11:25 PM (7FadD)"
I try to be a big picture type of thinker.
"--That reminds me. Semi-serious question: Are LDS,
like the Amish and Muslims, one of the religious groups exempted from
Zerocare?
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:29 PM (ykSKg)"
I would doubt it since the Dems and JEF in particular hate them with the passion of a 1000 suns.
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:35 PM (FoNan)
FML
manana noches
Posted by: AltonJackson at April 22, 2012 11:35 PM (JMmQ9)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (QfBuz)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (U/ZJP)
Hence the need for justifiable homicide statutes in most states. Night Alton.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (R5yLq)
I would doubt it since the Dems and JEF in particular hate them with the passion of a 1000 suns.
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:35 PM (FoNan)
--That's my hunch too but with Demotard Mormons like Reid and the Udalls in Congress they may have thrown a sop to the LDS.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:37 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:34 PM (niZvt)
And then Joe Scarborough woke up and screamed "Nooooooooo!" like the brand new Darth Vader.
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:37 PM (YrBvI)
Posted by: lous a girl at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (fHyXI)
>>And Mika down between her knees! Now THERE'S a picture you can believe in!
Lean Forward™.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (U/ZJP)
Oh yeah, here's a little of the divine Emily Miller (of the Washington
Times) for those Morons not familiar with her:
http://tinyurl.com/7945be8 . I highly recommend her series of articles
"Emily Gets Her Gun", which details the giant PITA if getting a legal
weapon in DC.
Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (QfBuz)
--One of Levin's guest hosts (I think Tom Marr) interviewed her, and she sounded ht but i did not get a chance to "check her out."
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (ykSKg)
I guess S.E. didn't get the memo that for a woman in her thirties her
marriage options will be few, and theoddsthat she'll bemarrying up are
virtually nil.
Posted by: somebody else, not me at April 22, 2012 11:18 PM (nZvGM)
A post-30 S.E. Cupp = S.E. Cupp. I am ready for the wedding.
Posted by: AD at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (1jnii)
He wrote it all down, in the Book of Morons...
This can happen! Work with me, guys...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)
Posted by: sistrum at April 22, 2012 11:39 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:39 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 22, 2012 11:39 PM (Z9EHQ)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:40 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:36 PM (QfBuz)
Attractive woman with 870 > Attractive woman
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:40 PM (lJJMb)
Ok, well we need to throw aliens in there somewhere to get the Hollywood money rolling in but I think were on the right track so far.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:40 PM (R5yLq)
I think we need to invent our own religion, Moronism. It all started
when our founder, Ace, discovered golden crates of Val-U-Rite... Shortly
thereafter, he began having visions of lost tribes of Amazons coming to
America, eager to reproduce with clueless morons.
He wrote it all down, in the Book of Morons...
This can happen! Work with me, guys...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)
--Does the Angel Moroneh sport a longbow?
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:40 PM (ykSKg)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:41 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (GULKT)
You trying to say it gave him heartburn?
Posted by: Bill R. at April 22, 2012 11:42 PM (ZjexS)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:43 PM (niZvt)
She ended up getting a Sig, incidentally...
Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:43 PM (QfBuz)
--That's my hunch too but with Demotard Mormons like Reid and the Udalls in Congress they may have thrown a sop to the LDS.
Posted by: logprof at April 22, 2012 11:37 PM (ykSKg)
Not after being blamed for Prop 8 in Cali. Funny how McCain lost California big, and Prop 8 got about the same number of votes there as Barky, but it was the Mormons fault.
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:44 PM (FoNan)
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:44 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:39 PM (R5yLq)
Hubby, kid and I watched some dvr Jeopardys, its amazing the shit I know and the shit I should know but dont.
Posted by: lous a girl at April 22, 2012 11:44 PM (fHyXI)
Boy that dog has really come back to bite them in the ass.
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (GULKT)
You trying to say it gave him heartburn?
Posted by: Bill R. at April 22, 2012 11:42 PM (ZjexS)
More like the sphincter-fire of too-hot stuff exiting, I should imagine.
Posted by: sistrum at April 22, 2012 11:45 PM (AyryN)
Reggie
Jeremiah
Jesse
Al
Larry Sinclair
Did I say yummy? You bet! Now I'm hungry. Hey Mooch, fetch me a roast dog sammich!
Posted by: The Real Barry at April 22, 2012 11:45 PM (WUWb9)
249 Boy that dog has really come back to bite them in the ass. Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 10:52 PM (GULKT) You trying to say it gave him heartburn?
Posted by: Bill R. at April 22, 2012 11:42 PM (ZjexS)
Explosive diarhea.
Posted by: buzzion at April 22, 2012 11:45 PM (GULKT)
I think we need to invent our own religion, Moronism. It all started
when our founder, Ace, discovered golden crates of Val-U-Rite... Shortly
thereafter, he began having visions of lost tribes of Amazons coming to
America, eager to reproduce with clueless morons.
He wrote it all down, in the Book of Morons...
This can happen! Work with me, guys...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)
The Hymnal will be Paul Anka's Greatest Hits
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:46 PM (FoNan)
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 22, 2012 11:48 PM (WUWb9)
Posted by: sistrum at April 22, 2012 11:49 PM (AyryN)
Lol.. I do ok with most of the history/science related categories until you get to the 18th Century Literature or Famous Poets kind of stuff. Then I know I'll be lucky to answer a single question in the whole category.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:49 PM (R5yLq)
What kind of dog-eating Indonesian SOB gives his children Russian first names?
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 22, 2012 11:48 PM (WUWb9)
A Commie one?
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:49 PM (FoNan)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 22, 2012 11:49 PM (U/ZJP)
What kind of dog-eating Indonesian SOB gives his children Russian first names?
Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 22, 2012 11:48 PM (WUWb9)
Same impulse that impels certain Latin Americans to bequeath us names like Vladimir Guerrero?
Posted by: sistrum at April 22, 2012 11:51 PM (AyryN)
Posted by: Country Singer at April 22, 2012 11:43 PM (QfBuz)
Smart woman.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (lJJMb)
This can happen! Work with me, guys...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)
The Ewok fasted for forty days, and for forty days he fasted.
In the evening of the forty first day the Ewok saw a vision of an Israeli tank stuck in the mud and an Angel of the Lord spoke and said, "This is the tank from which the pancakes will come."
The Ewok trembled and spoke, "For whom are these pancakes, Messenger?"
The ground shook and the Angel of the Lord answered, "The pancakes are for thee and the woman who entereth thy home. Thou shalt share them and dab them with butter and real maple syrup."
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (YrBvI)
Your kidding right? Sinatra Baby. All the way. Paul Anka? Heretic! Lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 22, 2012 11:53 PM (X8/ER)
Posted by: Theresa at April 22, 2012 11:54 PM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 22, 2012 11:55 PM (Z9EHQ)
Time for the old folk. Out to the Smokehouse for bacon replenishment tomorrow.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at April 22, 2012 11:55 PM (SAMxH)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (R5yLq)
Heretic? Anka is canon for the Moron horde. Best of all, the guys all get fucking shirts.
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:55 PM (FoNan)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (R5yLq)
Stones or GTFO. If Moronasia can only have one band, there's only one answer. Not sure which bunch will die off first, but it will be a blast either way.
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 22, 2012 11:55 PM (lJJMb)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (R5yLq)
Consult the Archives.
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:55 PM (YrBvI)
In the evening of the forty first day the Ewok saw a vision of an
Israeli tank stuck in the mud and an Angel of the Lord spoke and said,
"This is the tank from which the pancakes will come."
The Ewok trembled and spoke, "For whom are these pancakes, Messenger?"
The ground shook and the Angel of the Lord answered, "The pancakes
are for thee and the woman who entereth thy home. Thou shalt share them
and dab them with butter and real maple syrup."
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:52 PM (YrBvI)
I thought it was a Cat bulldozer?
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:56 PM (FoNan)
Ok, well if there is free stuff involved I guess I can see that. Lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:56 PM (R5yLq)
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 22, 2012 11:56 PM (tKFT6)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2012 11:57 PM (YGPKc)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 22, 2012 11:57 PM (UWKoZ)
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 22, 2012 11:56 PM (FoNan)
It is not about Rachel Corrie.
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:57 PM (YrBvI)
Posted by: The Dude at April 22, 2012 11:58 PM (M8yfa)
Today is earth day? Huh go figure. Well then in honor of Earth Day, I shot precisely 0 turkeys today, however that was not for lack of trying. And I canceled that out with some ATV riding afterwards. So I'm good right?
Posted by: tsrblke at April 22, 2012 11:59 PM (22rSN)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 22, 2012 11:57 PM (YGPKc)
It's the opposite of the Double Post Fast.
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:59 PM (YrBvI)
Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 12:00 AM (Cf5RM)
This can happen! Work with me, guys...
We kneel before S.E. Cupp's "Golden Temple of the Himalayas", and conducts Hobo sacrifices before the alter of the Val-U-Rite every Saturday
Posted by: Satan's Barbed Schnitzengruber at April 23, 2012 12:00 AM (Jls4P)
Well not the bonfire of used tires that was my contribution, but sufficient I think for erf day. Lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 23, 2012 12:00 AM (R5yLq)
Can we have our own version of Lent were we give up trolls? That would be sweet.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 23, 2012 12:01 AM (R5yLq)
240
I think we need to invent our own religion, Moronism. It all started
when our founder, Ace, discovered golden crates of Val-U-Rite... Shortly
thereafter, he began having visions of lost tribes of Amazons coming to
America, eager to reproduce with clueless morons.
He wrote it all down, in the Book of Morons...
This can happen! Work with me, guys...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 22, 2012 11:38 PM (niZvt)
The only problem would be that Ace would never read what he wrote down.
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 23, 2012 12:01 AM (FoNan)
Posted by: Ranba Ral at April 23, 2012 12:02 AM (G99e4)
"Yea, no matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney."
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 12:02 AM (YGPKc)
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 23, 2012 12:00 AM (R5yLq)
Eh, we burned the garbage before we left. And shot some fire crackers after the Blues won the hockey game.
Were it not below 40 our there would have been a huge bon fire, but we're lazy, and the cabin has central heating.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 23, 2012 12:03 AM (22rSN)
Posted by: eman at April 22, 2012 11:57 PM (YrBvI)
Sorry, I see Isreal, tracked vehicle, and pancakes and all I can think about is Rachel Corrie. Hell, I drive by IHOP and think "Rachel Corrie died for me to eat pancakes".
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 23, 2012 12:04 AM (FoNan)
Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 12:05 AM (joSBv)
Posted by: sistrum
LOL! And pudding cups, gotta fit those in somewhere.
Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 12:05 AM (Cf5RM)
Ok, cool. Erf Day properly celebrated. I think next year I'll see if I can hire some of the neighborhood kids to dance around the bonfire with spears. Give it a whole Lord of the Flies feel.
Of course if Obozo get's reelected my guess is we'll all end up with that little scene in our front yards eventually, so hmm..
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 23, 2012 12:05 AM (R5yLq)
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2012 12:07 AM (GULKT)
Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 12:07 AM (AyryN)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 23, 2012 12:08 AM (U/ZJP)
@SoS
If Obozo get's reelected I plan on bribing my friend to spend as much possible time down on his land (where the lack of turkey hunting and excess of ATV riding occured).
Last bastion of freedom, I say. They can come after us, but half the time I get lost on the property, so if I can't find me, who else could?
Posted by: tsrblke at April 23, 2012 12:09 AM (22rSN)
What the Fuck? All this talk about a moron religion with no mention of Dennis Hopper? Bunch of heathens.
Posted by: buzzion at April 23, 2012 12:07 AM (GULKT)
Sigh, now that heathen is brought up on a "conservative site".
Posted by: MrPaulRevere at April 23, 2012 12:10 AM (FoNan)
"But what shall I drink, Lord and what shall I eat?" asked the Ewok.
"The Lord spoke, "Thou shalt consume the stale muffin and the old cookie, and drink thy fill of lattes and chai."
"What must I do at Starbucks, Lord?", asked the Ewok.
"The Lord spoke, "Thou shalt write a movie review. It shall be brief and to the point. I'm not kidding either."
"What's that supposed to mean?", asked the Ewok, his ears pointing forward.
"The Lord spoke, "Don't get me started. Thou hast forty days. Do not forget thy charger."
Posted by: eman at April 23, 2012 12:12 AM (YrBvI)
Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 12:15 AM (joSBv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 23, 2012 12:15 AM (xKC/c)
Posted by: Grandma Mimi at April 23, 2012 12:17 AM (roHFn)
"The Lord spoke, "Thou shalt write a movie review. It shall be brief and to the point. I'm not kidding either."
Needs more references to cubits. (Other than that I second Retreads motion.)
Good night everybody.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 23, 2012 12:17 AM (22rSN)
Posted by: DaMav at April 23, 2012 12:21 AM (EqxtD)
Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 23, 2012 12:21 AM (lJJMb)
Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 12:23 AM (joSBv)
Posted by: logprof at April 23, 2012 12:24 AM (ykSKg)
Gotta say the show Grimm started out kind of iffy but has really turned into a decent show, very dark but a good story line.
Most the other new shows like Touch, Awake or The Firm started out decent but really turned to crap in a hurry.
Posted by: lowandslow at April 23, 2012 12:24 AM (GZitp)
http://tunyurl.com/6mhn13u
Meant for 1 person, sent to 1,300 people.
Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 12:25 AM (Cf5RM)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 12:27 AM (X8/ER)
claim (falsely) that a woman's choice to stay at home and raise children
rather than work outside the home fundamentally is a choice only for
the wealthy?
***
By raising the cost of living, the left has made it much harder for middle class people to have one spouse at home with the children.
This is, of course, intentional - and something that should be pointed out when they complain it is a choice "for the wealthy".
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2012 12:29 AM (3aXbg)
Needs more references to cubits.
... and smiting. Lots of smiting. Maybe even cast a few out.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 23, 2012 12:29 AM (Gan2J)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 12:31 AM (nU/dt)
the frost lay heavy upon the ground, and the hooters of the babes were
no longer encased in mere thin cotton, that a hooded bluish apparition
appeared before the Ewok.
"Tonight, young Ewok", spake the thing, "thou must travel to the land
of thy enemies, the notorious Kennedies, for wondrous events shall
there transpire."
And though it sounded more like another one of his Valu-Rite
hallucinations than prophetic words from the Beyond, still the Ewok packed his
pudding cups and sat upon the Greyhound, to make his way to the site of
which the bearded Jedi had spoken.
And there, to his wond'ring eyes, the mighty Brahmin beast was slain, and a
rhinoceros of steely mien stood upon its corpse, and the Ewok sang
forth its praise, for the rhino had a couple of seriously hot chicks as
daughters. Then, with an ecstatic shout, he proffered unto the dazzling
Wormtongue of MSM, the perfidious Norah, a gift of unopened Jell-O.
Whereupon she maced him and called the cops, but at least he got a blog post out of it.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 12:32 AM (YGPKc)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 12:32 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 12:25 AM (Cf5RM)
Whoops. That'll be a morale nightmare.
For their clients as well as employees.
Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 12:33 AM (joSBv)
Sirius (my Great Dane/Pit mix) has announced that he wants to invite Obama for dinner the next time I forget to buy kibbly stuff.
Posted by: Old Bob at April 23, 2012 12:33 AM (3iqNd)
Not quite the same style as eman's, but very lol-worthy. Actually, I'm afraid I'm going to wake the kids up from laughing too loud.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 12:35 AM (X8/ER)
Posted by: The Dude at April 23, 2012 12:37 AM (M8yfa)
Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 12:37 AM (joSBv)
That would be like pouring blood on the yard to drive off cows. They dig it. Cows that have tasted blood are very bad news.
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:38 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 23, 2012 12:39 AM (JKNDp)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 12:32 AM (YGPKc)
that's pretty good, but Pam Geller's tits have to make an appearance somewhere
Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2012 12:40 AM (7FadD)
I didn't know that. Cows and sheep were about the only animals we *didn't* raise when I was growing up.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 12:40 AM (X8/ER)
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 23, 2012 12:44 AM (FoNan)
Consider where Mad Cow Disease is hypothesized to have originated: From adding ground up slaughterhouse scraps to cattle feed for protein enhancement.
There is a precedent for similar diseases in groups of cannibalistic humans.
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:45 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 23, 2012 12:45 AM (0EUld)
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:45 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 23, 2012 12:32 AM (YGPKc)
I'm so glad I had already swallowed that mouthful of SN Pale Ale before reading this!
Posted by: Grandma Mimi at April 23, 2012 12:45 AM (roHFn)
Posted by: Flip Wilson at April 23, 2012 12:46 AM (joSBv)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2012 12:40 AM (7FadD)
Those puppies are always making an appearance.
Posted by: MrCaniac in the OBX at April 23, 2012 12:46 AM (FoNan)
Nancy Pelosi didn't marry some working class schlub from Baltimore.
The list can go on and on.
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:48 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 12:49 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at April 23, 2012 12:49 AM (opLk0)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 12:49 AM (nU/dt)
Ah. That I was aware of. Hadn't realized that cows apparently *liked* it though.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 12:54 AM (X8/ER)
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 12:49 AM
-----------
Who is this, really?
It's on my computer and I'm listening to it now. My brother and I wore out my parents' Cosby albums when we was chillens.
Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 23, 2012 12:55 AM (0EUld)
them fit the bored housewife description to a T. Laurie David is a
perfect example.
***
Feminism was developed by a bored (and communist) 1%er homemaker...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2012 12:56 AM (3aXbg)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at April 23, 2012 12:59 AM (q1qCt)
Posted by: BishopWash at April 23, 2012 01:04 AM (liT8W)
I recall reading that Seinfeld memorized all of them as a kid/teen and would put on performances of them to his friends/relatives.
Posted by: andycanuck at April 23, 2012 01:04 AM (nU/dt)
Posted by: Robert's Dominican Whore at April 23, 2012 01:05 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 01:05 AM (4ixH5)
Has anyone revived the "Instapundit likes to put puppies in blenders" joke?
I think he made a passing reference to it the other day himself.
Posted by: someone at April 23, 2012 01:06 AM (bqjJT)
Has anyone revived the "Instapundit likes to put puppies in blenders" joke?
***
That's the kind of can-do American thinking we need more of.
Anyone one else suddenly thirsty?
Posted by: Barack Obama at April 23, 2012 01:08 AM (3aXbg)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:10 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:11 AM (kaalw)
He's trending again on Twitter since being released on bond tonight.
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 01:13 AM (X8/ER)
Posted by: Polliwog, Teahada hobbit at April 23, 2012 01:14 AM (X8/ER)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 01:15 AM (UWKoZ)
Yeah, at this point it really is no win for anyone - thanks race baiter "reverunds". Unless the prosecutor has evidence she's not sharing - it's hard to imagine how GZ can be guilty of 2nd degree murder (maybe he's guilty of something else - but not that).
If he walks - the riots start.
Seems like mob rule at this point.
Posted by: someone at April 23, 2012 01:16 AM (bqjJT)
Posted by: Retread at April 23, 2012 01:18 AM (joSBv)
I think they need more dynamite for the horse. I've seen one of those horse obliterationguide sheets from Montana and I'm pretty sure they were using over 50 sticks. The guy that showed the sheet to me said the endresult was a veryfine red mist spread over a wide area. That was about 15 years ago, maybe they have cut back.
Don't short the dynamite, do the job right!
Posted by: Meremortal at April 23, 2012 01:19 AM (Usk3+)
Posted by: chemjeff at April 23, 2012 01:20 AM (7FadD)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:20 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Doomed White House chef at April 23, 2012 01:21 AM (SV4OI)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:11 AM (kaalw)
The link is broken.
I think it's this page?
http://tinyurl.com/79f5hdo
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 01:21 AM (4ixH5)
***
Much like Rome at the end of the Republic.
So is Obama Marius? One of the Caesers, or perhaps Marc Anthony?
Posted by: 18-1 at April 23, 2012 01:23 AM (3aXbg)
Posted by: BishopWash at April 23, 2012 01:23 AM (liT8W)
Posted by: Theresa at April 23, 2012 01:24 AM (Cf5RM)
HEH: Obama: “I can’t believe Romney strapped his dog to the roof of his car. That ruins the flavor.”
Plus: “I should have suspected something when Obama stopped by Glenn Reynolds’s house for drinks.” I have no idea what Frank J. is talking about. No idea at all . . . .
Posted at 10:45 am by Glenn Reynolds
Posted by: BishopWash at April 23, 2012 01:26 AM (liT8W)
Oh, it was comment 37, BTW. I'm still stunned.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:11 AM (kaalw)
The link is broken.
I think it's this page?
http://tinyurl.com/79f5hdo
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 01:21 AM (4ixH5)
Oh, yeah -- I had to delete the back end of the link and drill down to it. Seriously, it's a compelling round-up, fits the facts really well, is well-documented, and is utterly damning to those who depend on race-baiting for a living.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:27 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:29 AM (kaalw)
@346 Found it from a cached Bing page for the 19th.
You're google (bing) -fu is better than mine. But I was pretty sure he'd made a reference.
Posted by: someone at April 23, 2012 01:29 AM (bqjJT)
On the other hand, George Zimmerman is darker than
Asian labia.
**************
And Asian labia are really, really dark. Salman Rushdie described them in "Midnight's Children" as a "black mango".
Posted by: Doomed White House sou-chef at April 23, 2012 01:30 AM (SV4OI)
WHAT, NO BLENDER? #ObamaDogRecipes.
UPDATE: Reader Mary Kline emails to suggest a new SNL sketch about the “Basset-o-Matic.” Punchline: “Mmmm, that’s terrific Basset!”
I’m getting hungry already.
ANOTHER UPDATE: Reader Joe Ware emails: “Do you suppose David Cameron is having second thoughts about the meal he shared with Obama last month?” Heh.
Posted at 8:47 pm by Glenn Reynolds
Posted by: BishopWash at April 23, 2012 01:32 AM (liT8W)
bony knees!
She has knees? Lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 22, 2012 11:33 PM (R5yLq)
That man has got to have calluses on his ribs that'd stop a bullet.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:32 AM (kaalw)
Just kidding. I'll have some sauteed cocker spaniel. Cockers are very bright, you know. I need those extra IQ points.
Posted by: King Barry at April 23, 2012 01:32 AM (X3lox)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 01:35 AM (UWKoZ)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)
The only problem would be that Ace would never read what he wrote down.
And the book would be released twice.
Posted by: Alex at April 23, 2012 01:44 AM (jdZlf)
Caught up, finally....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:41 AM (kaalw)
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that explains the bruises.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 01:49 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Orangetree at April 23, 2012 01:55 AM (GEZ/d)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 01:56 AM (4ixH5)
After two days of sometimes holding his hand, sometimes just being in the room, not knowing what to say, watching him, trying to take care of my grandma.......I told him that I loved him dearly but could see his pain, and that I would make sure grandma was ok -- and if he had to let it go, that was ok too. Half an hour later, he was gone.
You never want to give up on anyone, and it's an important source of comfort and support. But there's a difference between fighting for yourself and fighting for someone else. I hope your dad is a great fighter for himself; and I hope he never feels that he disappointed anyone by not fighting for them.
I really don't know enough about you or your dad to even put in a relevant 2 cents, and I hope nothing I say pains you or your loved ones......it's just that I've sat in that hospital room, and these things were happening to me at the time, and the outcome wasn't what I'd hoped for.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 01:58 AM (kaalw)
http://tinyurl.com/2a88qvc
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 01:59 AM (KL49F)
You may also like 'Mongrel Nation,' a three part documentary hosted by Eddie Izzard about the way England, her people, and languages came together. Or not in some places.
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 02:04 AM (kcfmt)
You and your old lady are dieting, right?
Do you happen to use one of these or something similar?
http://tinyurl.com/7wmwp4x
I'm trying to be serious about losing some poundage but I guess I gots to put in the moonay. Guessing only gets on so far.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 02:11 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Aslan's Girl at April 23, 2012 02:15 AM (KL49F)
So, Cooth...
You and your old lady are dieting, right?
Do you happen to use one of these or something similar?
http://tinyurl.com/7wmwp4x
I'm trying to be serious about losing some poundage but I guess I gots to put in the moonay. Guessing only gets on so far.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 02:11 AM (4ixH5)
The BH is dieting -- she went with a very aggressive, medically supervised program using http://www.hmrprogram.com/ -- same as ChemJeff used. She's lost 60 pounds, ChemJeff is at 40+. It seems horrible, but effective.
When losing large amounts of weight, scary things can happen -- current "maintenance" levels of medication can become toxic, byproducts from fat breakdown can cause gallstones, previously solid body parameters (e.g. blood pressure) can develop "quirks"......and so on. If you start to get serious about the program, talk medicine with someone you can trust.....and if it's not your current physician, change.
HMR doesn't require a kitchen scale (we had one before -- the second time you have a recipe instruction that says "X packed cups of Y ingredient, sifted" is two too many) -- they tend to use volume measures.
No matter where you dive into the rabbit hole of diet recommendations, somehow you always end up popping your head out near "paleo". I'd advise starting with that and seeing where it gets you. Then, again, I'm doing the "nouvelle cuisine with generous of beer and wine" diet and remain decidedly chunky.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:32 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: JC at April 23, 2012 02:35 AM (lkdo/)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:35 AM (kaalw)
diet recommendations, somehow you always end up popping your head out
near "paleo". I'd advise starting with that and seeing where it gets
you. Then, again, I'm doing the "nouvelle cuisine with generous of beer
and wine" diet and remain decidedly chunky.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:32 AM (kaalw)
isnt that the truth? you cant go wrong with grilled meat steamed veggies and fish fish fish. oh and fruit and seaweed, if you can stand it.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 23, 2012 02:35 AM (r7Ddb)
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 23, 2012 02:38 AM (r7Ddb)
Listen Earth Day People! Market Capitalism works. Progressive Socialism does not work. Look at Europe!
Posted by: JC at April 23, 2012 02:35 AM (lkdo/)
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you have adopted my name. do you have another choice?
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 02:40 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 02:43 AM (AyryN)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:32 AM (kaalw)
What was it for Jefe? 800 calories and lots of licking plates? I'm just trying to keep weightloss at a steady downward trend, I'm not looking to make it plummet off a cliff.
Chunky is good.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)
but i try not to drink much other than coffee tea and water. if i want
to shed some ##s i just swap to fat free milk and i usually lose a
couple pounds right off. right now its harder cuz my legs so borked i
can move around much. Thats not good for weight loss
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 23, 2012 02:38 AM (r7Ddb)
One of the things about college is that you're supposed to learn stuff......but not necessarily only things that are in the course catalog.
Living in the dorms, eating the same slop every day, I discovered that I'd gain about a pound every 10 days if I had 3 bowls of cereal each morning.....and lose about a pound every 15 days if I had 2. Since I felt so little reward from eating one over the other, it was easy to arbitrarily change behavior.....which, inevitably, changed weight. Dieting is about changing the autopilot, and letting time take care of the rest.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:46 AM (kaalw)
today's vision of Gaia, a hypernervous mother who collapses on the couch
and yells at the kids playing as kids do "What are you trying to do,
kill me?"
Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 02:43 AM (AyryN)
After the lefties were able to basically rid the world of aerosol cans (a sure sign of modern civilization, at the time) they became particularly emboldened in the idea that they could easily do great damage to the advanced cultures, at which point these lefty twerps raised themselves in power to that of gods and, consequently, Earth's status plummeted to that of an infant battling ebola - the human scourge.
BTW, no one ever talks about the "o-zone hole" much anymore. Getting rid of aerosol cans seems to have had no effect, but who cares.. It was power demonstrated.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 02:49 AM (X3lox)
It seems horrible, but effective.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:32 AM (kaalw)
What was it for Jefe? 800 calories and lots of licking plates? I'm
just trying to keep weightloss at a steady downward trend, I'm not
looking to make it plummet off a cliff.
Chunky is good.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 02:45 AM (4ixH5)
To give you a little peek behind the HMR curtain -- we changed dishwashing detergents, and still have to rewash dishes. Whatever engineered-protein binder they use shrugs off standard consumer products, and one of their things "develops" with heat so that something you've scrubbed and rinsed clean can have dark clouds on it after going through a run. If it's doing this when you're trying to clean it up, what gronk is it leaving on your pipes while you try to digest it?
Still.......works.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:50 AM (kaalw)
anymore. Getting rid of aerosol cans seems to have had no effect, but
who cares.. It was power demonstrated.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 02:49 AM (X3lox)
Haven't heard much about cutting down the rainforests either. I suppose it's too raaaaacist to complain about those countries now, we're only allowed to self-flagellate. Or it got a little too ironical when they started clearcutting for biofuel plantations.
Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 02:54 AM (AyryN)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:50 AM (kaalw)
I even called 'em up -- "hey, guys, what does it take to dissolve this stuff? A cup of gasoline in each load? Enzymes? Industrial solvents?"
They were very nice about it, took down info and got back to me with something inconclusive. Didn't have any suggestions, noted that it was secondary to their weight-loss mission (DUH!), but said they'd forward it on to RD to see if it could be included in their development strategies going forward. It was a professional, believable, reasonable response. Leaves their product in the "horrible, but effective" bin, though.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:59 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:59 AM (kaalw)
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So they invented food that won't stick to your ribs but you can't get it unstuck from the dishes? Ya never get something for nothing.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:03 AM (ufJKx)
take to dissolve this stuff? A cup of gasoline in each load? Enzymes?
Industrial solvents?"
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 02:59 AM (kaalw)
And, BTW, I self-identified at every stage with: "I wouldn't touch this crap with a long stick, but the BH's getting great results on the program", and they never did a hard-sell, cut me off, or -- come to think of it -- gave me any grief at all. And called me back later. Seriously nice people from which to buy Soylent Green.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:04 AM (kaalw)
but you can't get it unstuck from the dishes? Ya never get something for
nothing.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:03 AM (ufJKx)
It does stick to your ribs; it doesn't pass nutrients into your bloodstream to keep fat cells well-provisioned. And, no matter the "flavor" or what it looks like, it's all supposed to be as nutritionally balanced as Purina People Chow would be -- which leads one to suppose that it's highly engineered.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:07 AM (kaalw)
But we eat lots of dessert when stressed. Like moving into a new house ...
So now that the shock is wearing off, I am hoping we'll be able to keep it together.
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:12 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:12 AM (4ixH5)
It
does stick to your ribs; it doesn't pass nutrients into your
bloodstream to keep fat cells well-provisioned. And, no matter the
"flavor" or what it looks like, it's all supposed to be as nutritionally
balanced as Purina People Chow would be -- which leads one to suppose
that it's highly engineered.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:07 AM (kaalw)
===
Sounds like a great setup for one of those 50's B-movies where it somehow gets out of hand and eats a town.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:12 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 03:13 AM (AyryN)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:13 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:14 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:15 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: After Camelot iBooks at April 23, 2012 03:15 AM (B0I+7)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:16 AM (ufJKx)
Time to listen to C2C
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 03:16 AM (UWKoZ)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:12 AM (ufJKx)
Open: Two teenagers messing around in the back of dad's chevy...
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:17 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:17 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:17 AM (VVZaH)
The hubby and I are going back on calorie counting. 4 meals of 400 calories works pretty well for us.
But we eat lots of dessert when stressed. Like moving into a new house ...
So now that the shock is wearing off, I am hoping we'll be able to keep it together.
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:12 AM (VVZaH)
I was listening to NPR on a story about human guinea pigs, and how it's a serious supplement to some people's income, and there was this story about this guy who tested a paleo diet. He says, "it's weird -- you end up having to eat all the time" and ends up losing weight through the study. At the end, one of the researchers goes: "we almost didn't take you, you were borderline diabetic." When he ended the study, his stats were showing significant improvements in health.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:19 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Worth Every Penny ePub at April 23, 2012 03:19 AM (wIW8f)
They took the arm restraints off my dad and he seems to be resting comfortably now.
Time to listen to C2C
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 03:16 AM (UWKoZ)
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Good to know. Please accept a moron's best wishes for you and yours.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:19 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:16 AM (ufJKx)
I'm half positive it was one of those...ya know...
I searched the NCTs from earlier posts and it just sorta rambled on in that way.
I'm thinking uhpd1.
We shall observe.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:19 AM (4ixH5)
then one says to the other, "I dare you to go up to Mad Doc Slither's place and moon the Golden Orb Spider..."
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:20 AM (VVZaH)
hello, jc ...
Happy the sun has gone down.
{It was blisteringly hot this weekend ...}
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:17 AM (VVZaH)
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been gorgeous here. but we still have snow left in shady areas.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:21 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 23, 2012 03:23 AM (X3lox)
So there's might be some underhanded skiing close by ....
:-)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:25 AM (VVZaH)
...but we still have snow left in shady areas.
So there's might be some underhanded skiing close by ....
:-)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:25 AM (VVZaH)
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surrounding city hall and the federal building.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 03:29 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 03:38 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:38 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:41 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:41 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 03:42 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 03:43 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: sistrum at April 23, 2012 03:43 AM (AyryN)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:41 AM (kaalw)
Don't make us think of you wet and naked. Down that road lies MADNESS!
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:44 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)
Oh, c'mon -- down just about any road with me lies madness. It's no big deal.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:45 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:46 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:45 AM (kaalw)
That's cool. As long as we can stp off at the nearest roadside diner for some INSANE burgers.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:49 AM (4ixH5)
And they're right too: we bitch for a while, but after a year or two nobody even notices. The tyranny of the short attention span.
Know what else I haven't seen in years now? Acid rain. But we are tearing down coal power plants, so, war's over. Necessarily, Skyrocket.
Posted by: Comatus at April 23, 2012 03:50 AM (ZOlM3)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:51 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:55 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:56 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 03:56 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 03:58 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 04:00 AM (kaalw)
Prayers for Ed ...
Straightjacket for cthulhu and Robert ... and of course, some ketchup ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:02 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:02 AM (VVZaH)
Ketchup? I don't even like ketchup.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 04:05 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 04:06 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 04:06 AM (kcfmt)
You probably one of those people who want the spam, spam, eggs, bacon, and spam w/o the spam!!!!
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:08 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:02 AM (VVZaH)
I don't like sharing. Cooth can have the straightjacket and I'll take the ketchup.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:08 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:02 AM (VVZaH)
Can I get a separate one, to match my shorts? I prefer earth tones.
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 04:08 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 04:06 AM (kcfmt)
This post is raaaaacist!
Posted by: Speakers of The Ancient Dead Language of Tonguese at April 23, 2012 04:10 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 04:13 AM (kcfmt)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:14 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:08 AM (4ixH5)
Oooh, shiny!
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 04:16 AM (kaalw)
Looking at this it occurs to me The Village People were doing YMCA the completely wrong way.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:17 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 04:17 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: epobirs at April 23, 2012 04:20 AM (kcfmt)
According to the hubby, the hand signs were an addition from a Japanese cover band, that was popular in Asia.
The Village People happened to see it and said, WT Heck ... and added it to their stage versions as well.
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:20 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:14 AM (VVZaH)
Looking at this it occurs to me The Village People were doing YMCA the completely wrong way.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:17 AM (4ixH5)
We'll all be going to the Y, Cth, Bers, TPAKTOP!.....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 23, 2012 04:21 AM (kaalw)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:21 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:23 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 04:20 AM (VVZaH)
Jingre berrs, jingre berrs, jingre arr teh way!
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:25 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:30 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 04:32 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 04:47 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:51 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:51 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:52 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 04:54 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:57 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 04:58 AM (4ixH5)
Or, ya know, maybe I'll watch Mad Men and slap it around to Chubby January Jones. Take it all, you chunky bitch!
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:00 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:00 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 05:01 AM (UWKoZ)
But how exactly does one throw, whack, and roll simultaneously?
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:01 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:01 AM (VVZaH)
It's hard to explain, but it's one of those things you either can do or can't.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:05 AM (4ixH5)
Maybe I really, really, *really* shouldn't be asking this ...
But how exactly does one throw, whack, and roll simultaneously?
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:01 AM (VVZaH)
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sit on an ant hill.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:05 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:00 AM (ufJKx)
If she's one of those ex-Olympic female gymnists? Gladly!
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:05 AM (4ixH5)
How about a 7.6 from the Romanian judge?
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:00 AM (ufJKx)
If she's one of those ex-Olympic female gymnists? Gladly!
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:05 AM (4ixH5)
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Well, technically the answer is yes, but only is a tranny way. Could probably still do an iron cross while crushing your skull with her/his/its thighs.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:08 AM (ufJKx)
Fair enough.
I'll go with "I can't" and leave you to it ...
http://tinyurl.com/6mm4o9
NTTAWWT ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:08 AM (VVZaH)
Well you have a Fantasy then a Fight coming up.
I Shrink, Therefore I am ... is one of my favorites ...
Unfortunately, I have learned that laundry does not put itself away. Imagine that.
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:12 AM (VVZaH)
NTTAWWT ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:08 AM (VVZaH)
Well, at least his hands are where we can see them. O.O
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:13 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 05:13 AM (UWKoZ)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:12 AM (VVZaH)
Coincidentally, one of my dorky iFriends posted one of those Sean Bean/Boromir images that reads "One does not simply Catch up on the laundry."
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:14 AM (4ixH5)
tranny way. Could probably still do an iron cross while crushing your
skull with her/his/its thighs.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:08 AM (ufJKx)
Well if he/she/it's anything like that Canadian tranny I can always just drink a lot of hooch and pretend nothing ever happened.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 05:13 AM (UWKoZ)
Any mention of space traveling chupacabras?
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5)
The laundry needs folding,
I'll say good night to everybody,
n' worry not, what the pantless are holding ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:15 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:18 AM (4ixH5)
Well, technically the answer is yes, but only is a
tranny way. Could probably still do an iron cross while crushing your
skull with her/his/its thighs.
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:08 AM (ufJKx)
Well if
he/she/it's anything like that Canadian tranny I can always just drink a
lot of hooch and pretend nothing ever happened.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:15 AM (4ixH5)
=====
OK, but remember, you asked for it.
http://tinyurl.com/cff93s
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:19 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:19 AM (4ixH5)
all manner of good dreams,
whilst sleeping or waking,
health and happiness, is still the best, it seems ...
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:19 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 05:22 AM (UWKoZ)
Posted by: Adriane at April 23, 2012 05:22 AM (VVZaH)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:22 AM (4ixH5)
487
Saved by the work block!
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:19 AM (4ixH5)
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http://tinyurl.com/7uwqfcx
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:23 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 05:22 AM (UWKoZ)
Yeah? Damn, that sounded like a good one.
Was it determined he a time traveling space faring chupacabra?
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:23 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:24 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:24 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:23 AM (ufJKx)
Work block ain't having it, it seems.
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:24 AM (4ixH5)
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shit. Canadian tranny = jim carrey buff and beautiful photo
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:26 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:30 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:36 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: jc at April 23, 2012 05:44 AM (ufJKx)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 05:45 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 05:57 AM (d+1xu)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 06:18 AM (UWKoZ)
Posted by: Robert at April 23, 2012 06:19 AM (4ixH5)
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 23, 2012 06:20 AM (niZvt)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 06:23 AM (UWKoZ)
Life sucks and then you die.
Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 06:23 AM (d+1xu)
On celebrity marriages I wonder if one sat down and added up the number of celeb marriages and divorces and compared them to the general population if they would be that much different.
I haven't looked at it in a while but overall marriages used to have a 50% failure rate on the first time. We see the star divoces stamped all over the news so we are more aware of them, but are they really more frequent?
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:24 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Josef K. at April 23, 2012 06:24 AM (7+pP9)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 06:25 AM (UWKoZ)
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:25 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 06:27 AM (UWKoZ)
What is it with the flip-flopping weather?
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:27 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 06:30 AM (d+1xu)
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:33 AM (YdQQY)
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Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:37 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Ed Anger at April 23, 2012 06:40 AM (UWKoZ)
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:42 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: teej at April 23, 2012 06:42 AM (d+1xu)
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:43 AM (YdQQY)
Posted by: Vic at April 23, 2012 06:51 AM (YdQQY)
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Posted by: Libra at April 23, 2012 08:36 AM (kd8U8)
The Federal Government has banned all outside fires and burning in the state of Georgia.
The E.P.A. has decided that any fires set outside, yes your Bar-B-Que grill and campfire hotdogs and marshmallows are illegal.
Don't even think about the chimanea or the bug lamps, nope illegal.
The burning ban runs from May 1st till September 1st 2012
This is not because of drought, high winds or forest fires, nope this is about clean air. Your fire apparently kills the Ozone layer and makes Mother Nature cry.
So to save the Ozone for the children of the future there will be no fires in Georgia this summer.
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