Romney Cutesy-Teases a Woman; Media Decides It's a Scandal

It's called "teasing." People do it.

If someone talks about how no real pie has anything but a homemade crust, and how she'd never call a pie with a store-bought crust a real pie, and you eat some, and you say, "Mmm, this is good, where did you buy the crust?" newsflash, media: This is called teasing.

But apparently it's now "CookieGate.

Romney’s Comment Sparks ‘CookieGate,’ Democrats Add It to ‘Foot in Mouth’ List


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The former governor met with local residents at an outdoor roundtable lunch in Bethel Park, Pa., during which he joked about a batch of cookies.

“I’m not sure about these cookies,” Romney said, and continued teasing a woman at the table: “They don’t look like you made them. No, no. They came from the local 7-11, bakery, or whatever.”

But the cookies came from Bethel Bakery, a local hot-spot since 1955.
“We are a local landmark in Bethel Park,” Julie Lytle, the bakery’s sales and marketing assistant, told ABC. “When we found out the governor was coming, we sent him cookies to welcome him. We didn’t realize what a big ordeal it was going to become.”

After locals expressed outrage through fiery comments on Twitter and the bakery’s Facebook page...

I've lost track -- now this outrage is real and not manufactured by Democrats, right?

I know that half of these are "manufactured outrage" and half are genuine and newsworthy but I can't remember which is which.

You know, here's one of the funniest bits of teasing I can remember. ABCNews should make this into a national story.

steve_in_hb had just bought a big high-def tv. A Samsung (I mention this so they know to be outraged by it). He was very proud of it, and amazed by the clarity of picture (it was his first HDTV). So he's bragging about it for a week or two.

So, I'm over there, and neither_steve_in_hb_nor_not_steve_in_hb shows up. I'll call him "Neither" for brevity. He looks at the TV and says, "Nice TV. Did it not come in HD?"

So steve gives him a look and says "It is HD." Neither shrugs, like "If you say so."

Ten minutes later we're watching it and steve asks if the volume is okay. "The volume is fine," Neither says. "It's the focus that's bothering me. Can you make it clearer?"

Steve gives him a look.

Ten minutes more and now Neither is rubbing his temples and saying, "This TV's giving me a headache. Why is it so blurry? Is it supposed to be 3D? Are there special glasses?"

I don't know how to explain "teasing" to someone who actually knows exactly what it is but wants to play dumb to gin up an Obama-loving story out of nothing.

And by the way -- Tied in Pennsylvania. So, suck it.

Posted by: Ace at 03:03 PM



Comments

1 It's starting already; full-on media ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK mode.

Posted by: Jester at April 19, 2012 03:04 PM (FBzfg)

2 >>>"You didn't make these, did you? They came from 7-11 or somewhere?"

If Obama Did it File number 1004147123:

Newsflash!
Obama prefers wife's cookies to professionally made cookies. Despite
possible political blow-back in a critical swing state, Obama bravely
admitted he preferred his wife's cookies to those prepared at a popular
PA Bakery. Michele glowing at the compliment said she would have
understood if he had hedged and pretended to like the bakeries cookies
more but was proud of him and more than a little complimented by his
brave honesty. Bakers from the bakery were quoted as saying "Well how can you really compete with Michele's cookies? It really isn't a fair comparison"

Because Romney Did It:
Newsflash! Romney cannot
palate common bakery cookies. Prefers those made by his non-working
stay at home wife. Some speculate that the lack of real truffle in the
cookies is what failed to appeal to Romney's refined and apparently
expensive taste buds. Apparently insensitive to the negative impacts to
this small Pennsylvania business, Romney publicly lambasted the bakery's
product. Coworkers at the bakery claim the baker responsible for the
cookies went home crying after hearing the news.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 19, 2012 03:05 PM (0q2P7)

3 I love the sweet smell of Democrat desperation.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:05 PM (ykSKg)

4 Three and a half years of this fucktard taking a wrecking ball to the free world, and there's been zero scandals. Amiright? He's still batting1.000,and not a single Gate attributed to Obama.

But this, this is a Gate.

Get ready for a new Gate every three minutes. All of them will be Republicans at fault.

Posted by: Truman North at April 19, 2012 03:06 PM (I2LwF)

5
Confusing post confuses me.

But, yeah, this is outrageous...I am told.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 19, 2012 03:06 PM (G/zuv)

6 Wait, so, as I read it, Romney was trying to tease someone about how the cookies look so good they must come from the local bakery and people are OUTRAGEOUSLY OUTRAGED that . . . they came from a local bakery? Ummm. What?

I am, however, outrageously outraged that none of you wannabe minions have brought me cookies. willow is always right on the spot with the tea, after all.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2012 03:06 PM (VtjlW)

7 After locals expressed outrage through fiery comments on Twitter and the bakery’s Facebook page...




--Oh yeah, I'm sure those "locals" were absolutely not on the Soros payroll.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:07 PM (ykSKg)

8 Meh, that's the way the photo-op crumbles.

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2012 03:07 PM (5H6zj)

9 for running for the president for 6 years, you would think that he would know better than saying something other than the usual banal stuff.

Posted by: The Dude at April 19, 2012 03:07 PM (M8yfa)

10 No, no. They came from the local 7-11, bakery, or whatever.”

Uh.... he SAID Bakery... and they came from a Bakery! SCANDAL!.. oh... wait... were they shaped like little doggys?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 19, 2012 03:07 PM (lZBBB)

11 5 trillion in new debt, not a story.

A fucking cookie, a huge scandal.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 19, 2012 03:07 PM (uhUL/)

12 Did these cookies happen to be brown in color?

Case closed, man, case closed.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 19, 2012 03:07 PM (TOk1P)

13 Keep throwingcrap out there, MFM. One of these days, something is going to stick. Unbelievable. Meanwhile, they ignore Obama's dismal, destructive, indefensible record.

Posted by: runningrn at April 19, 2012 03:07 PM (vJ9tV)

14 If this is all the Democrats have, November is going to be the biggest landslide since 1980.


Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 03:08 PM (PwGfd)

15
Romney: Microscope
Obama: Amnesia

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 19, 2012 03:08 PM (G/zuv)

16 6 Wait, so, as I read it, Romney was trying to tease someone about how the cookies look so good they must come from the local bakery and people are OUTRAGEOUSLY OUTRAGED that
------
No. From WSJ:

“I’m not sure about these cookies,” Mr. Romney said. “They don’t look like you made them,” he said turning to one of the women at the table. “Did you make those cookies? You didn’t, did you? No. No. They came from the local 7-Eleven bakery or wherever.”


I don't see where the outrage is coming from.

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2012 03:08 PM (5H6zj)

17 7-11's cookies are more authentic than the "outrage" over Romeny's crack.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:08 PM (ykSKg)

18
meanwhile...


Posted by: $4 fuckin dollar gas at April 19, 2012 03:08 PM (G/zuv)

19 #JusticeForBonBon

Posted by: kallisto at April 19, 2012 03:08 PM (jm/9g)

20 Confusing post confuses me.


Ace saw cookies on TV?

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2012 03:08 PM (z9HTb)

21 >>12 Did these cookies happen to be brown in color?

Oreos?


I denounce myself.

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2012 03:09 PM (5H6zj)

22 I love the taste of Democrat sweat.

Posted by: EC at April 19, 2012 03:09 PM (GQ8sn)

23 This election is not about whether I feed my staff cookies from a local bakery or whether the President feeds his children cookies baked by unrepentant domestic terrorist Bernadine Dohrn. It's about jobs.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 19, 2012 03:09 PM (Hj9yW)

24 meanwhile...

Posted by: new weekly unenfuckingployment claims at April 19, 2012 03:09 PM (G/zuv)

25
Maybe they were Oreos.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 19, 2012 03:09 PM (u7dxO)

26 After eating at a local fund-raiser, Osama Obama picks his teeth and says, "that dog was too yummy to be a mutt from your animal shelter. Had to be a purebred!"

Posted by: Barackaaa Obamaaa at April 19, 2012 03:09 PM (MQc8e)

27 That's a pretty funny anecdote about the TV.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 19, 2012 03:10 PM (WvXvd)

28 The Dems were being teased by the entire story.

Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2012 03:10 PM (VndSC)

29 And I denounce Dr. Varno.

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2012 03:11 PM (5H6zj)

30 Yep... Major Fox Paw... as clearly those were NOT from a 7-11, as we all know Indian Americans from India, would not sell that type of cookie...

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 19, 2012 03:11 PM (lZBBB)

31 oh... wait... were they shaped like little doggys?

Okay, admit it, Romney eating doggie shaped cookies would be hilarious. "Mmmmm, tastes like victory!"

Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2012 03:11 PM (VtjlW)

32 30 Yep... Major Fox Paw... as clearly those were NOT from a 7-11, as we all know Indian Americans from India

----

Dot's right!

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2012 03:12 PM (5H6zj)

33 Why does Romney hate Pakistani people?

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Shitz at April 19, 2012 03:12 PM (QKKT0)

34 This election is not about whether I feed my staff cookies from a local bakery or whether the President feeds his children dog-shaped cookies baked by unrepentant domestic terrorist Bernadine Dohrn. It's about jobs.

FIFY.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 19, 2012 03:12 PM (JxMoP)

35 OT

Drudge has links to the pic of the Colombian hooker that brought down the Secret Service.

I'll say this much about her: elbows so sharp they could cut a diamond!!!

Posted by: EC at April 19, 2012 03:12 PM (GQ8sn)

36 Sorry, Bethel Park. Just looked at the Bethel Bakery website. The cookies don't look as good as the cookies from 7-11. Just observin' and shit. Don't be all mad and hatin' 'cause you be all easily impressed and shit, bro.

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2012 03:12 PM (Ky1+e)

37 Collie cookies

Posted by: Justamom at April 19, 2012 03:12 PM (Sptt8)

38 We're grateful Gov. Romney knows we sell cookies and didn't call us all Indians.

Posted by: 7-11 Stores at April 19, 2012 03:12 PM (wa+SP)

39 What would they have said if the table had Swedish African Cake or Dog Cookies?


Who pays any attention to the MFM during an election year? He should go full Gingrich on them. It would be good for at least 5% turnout in swing States.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2012 03:12 PM (YdQQY)

40 >>> That's a pretty funny anecdote about the TV.

it's the one I got -- I think you wound up getting a similar one, right? We were both looking for tv's at the same time.

Posted by: ace at April 19, 2012 03:12 PM (nj1bB)

41 Man, it's all I can do to wade through this desperation. We're talking thick here.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 19, 2012 03:12 PM (RD7QR)

42 This big fat nothingburger is the best they can do?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2012 03:13 PM (rND5e)

43 War on Ginger... Cookies

Posted by: cherry at April 19, 2012 03:13 PM (OhYCU)

44 At least Romney didn't call them dog biscuits.

Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2012 03:13 PM (VndSC)

45 I love the taste of Democrat sweat.


Ick. I'd rather lick my cats butt.

Posted by: fluffy at April 19, 2012 03:13 PM (z9HTb)

46 Obama's favorite cookies? Yips Ahoy

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 19, 2012 03:13 PM (pjPhM)

47
Hey, I'm doin the best I can.

Posted by: Obama's Distraction Generator at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (G/zuv)

48 Romney order: bear claws
Obama order: dog paws

Posted by: Bethel Bakery at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (Hj9yW)

49
Has Cookie Monster weighed in on this yet?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (u7dxO)

50 Andy Levy just tweeted that Levon Helm died.

RIP.

If you have not ever seen The Last Waltz, but you like roots music, go watch it.

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (5H6zj)

51 They can't have anything on Romney. This is all they got. Ann Romney and cookies.

And dogs on cars. This is the shit there gonna run with.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (KXm42)

52 Chocolate Lab Cookies

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (Ky1+e)

53 OT: Rubio already heading down RINO Road on AZ immigration law. WTF is with these
Floridian's anyway?

AllahPenis.


Posted by: Cast Iron at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (EL+OC)

54 Also, if Romney's in PA, he could be getting his cookies from Wegmans and, as we all know, Wegmans is all the awesome.

Sigh. I miss Wegmans.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (VtjlW)

55 If Team Fail is already this desperate, Romeny wins in a walkover.

Desperaration. It's what Obama flavors his butter scotch terrier brownies with.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:15 PM (wtvvX)

56
Just look at the extreme vetting Romney is getting. Unfugginbelievable.


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 19, 2012 03:15 PM (G/zuv)

57 mitt may be a failed STANDUP COMEDIAN but barry LIKES TO EAT DOGS

Posted by: lancewing plover at April 19, 2012 03:15 PM (zgHLA)

58 The Bethel Bakery makes its cookies chewy by putting nematodes in them.

Posted by: The Bethel Park East Bakery at April 19, 2012 03:15 PM (QKKT0)

59 Everybody loves E.L. Fido

Posted by: Baraka Ofucknut at April 19, 2012 03:15 PM (ykSKg)

60 Wow, cookies, huh? Maybe I'll have to reconsider my vote...

naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.

RIP, Levon Helm.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at April 19, 2012 03:16 PM (6YhqB)

61 Just look at the extreme vetting Romney is getting. Unfugginbelievable.
Vetting. Heh.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 19, 2012 03:16 PM (JxMoP)

62 Oh, hey Mitt. Those people with the microphones.....they're your sworn enemies. Every word counts.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2012 03:16 PM (KXm42)

63 Boston Cream Terrier Pie

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2012 03:17 PM (Ky1+e)

64
Peanut butter pooch puffs

Posted by: Justamom at April 19, 2012 03:17 PM (Sptt8)

65 Unlike Romney, Obama is at his best when he goes off script.

Posted by: Dumb Lib at April 19, 2012 03:17 PM (pjPhM)

66 Does this woman use her real name? Does she have unpaid taxes? SHE'S NOT A REAL PLUMBER!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: nickless at April 19, 2012 03:17 PM (MMC8r)

67 Romney says "These cookie were never baked a day in their life."

Posted by: NeoKong at April 19, 2012 03:17 PM (0d5Yb)

68 The cookiegate hashtag is already being taken over with mockery. Like Ace said, we need to take their knives and turn them into boomerangs. it's just too fun watching even this pathetic attack blow up in their faces.

Posted by: bskb at April 19, 2012 03:17 PM (HEatA)

69 Vetting? Is that what they're calling cavity-search-by-media these days? Because you just know that's coming.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 19, 2012 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

70 Lets face it, we've nominated a monster.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2012 03:17 PM (KNvk+)

71 Just so we're clear on MFM Perception Management.

Romney talks about cookies in a way that supposedly upsets some people - Scandal.

300 people dead because Obama was running guns to Mexican drug lords - Not a Scandal.

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 19, 2012 03:17 PM (gPDxp)

72 Barack Obama is a stuttering dog-eating clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:18 PM (wtvvX)

73 68
The cookiegate hashtag is already being taken over with mockery. Like
Ace said, we need to take their knives and turn them into boomerangs.
it's just too fun watching even this pathetic attack blow up in their
faces.

Posted by: bskb at April 19, 2012 03:17 PM (HEatA)

--Do you have a sample?

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:18 PM (ykSKg)

74
Famous Anus.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 19, 2012 03:18 PM (u7dxO)

75 Every word counts.

So use them to make the other team look like dumb asses at every opportunity.

Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2012 03:18 PM (VndSC)

76
If someone talks about how no real pie has anything but a homemade crust, and how she'd never call a pie with a store-bought crust a real pie, and you eat some, and you say, "Mmm, this is good, where did you buy the crust?"



Same place she buys dog biscuits?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2012 03:18 PM (l5eR8)

77 Mitt: Chocolate chip cookies.

Barry: Chocolate lab burgers.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 19, 2012 03:18 PM (zgHLA)

78 Hey, Obama, I DARE you to propose a balanced budget.

No, I DOUBLE-DOG dare you...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:18 PM (wtvvX)

79 >>And dogs on cars. This is the shit there gonna run with.


I see what you did there.

(You may not, but I do.)

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (5H6zj)

80 OT: SS hooker pics are out. Nice knockers.

Posted by: cherry at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (OhYCU)

81 Romeny wins in a walkover.

Mmmmmmm.... Wok Roverrrrrrrr... ahgghghhgahghghhgh...

Posted by: Barry at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (pjPhM)

82 Teasing.....

Um, yeah. .....It could've also been meant as a compliment. ....It used to be, that having your baked goods compared to 'bakery-quality' baked goods....was indeed, a compliment.

As in...."this is so good, you could make money selling it". I have been to pie contests at state fairs, and this sort of compliment was not an uncommon thing.

Posted by: wheatie at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (+5U+B)

83 Stealth bill working its way through congress to put spy boxes on cars; MFM - ho hum

WH commie dictator brags to cronies about bypassing congress; MFM ho hum


Cities all over the country going bankrupt under Obama economy and union graft; MFM ho hum


Holder and DOJ is busing protestors to FL for Travon protest; MFM ho hum


Mutt jokes about a cookie - OUTRAGE!

But seriously people, get used to this. Just another squirrel.

Posted by: Vic at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (YdQQY)

84
You really have to appreciate being the victim of a good tease. All I catch is wrath when I crank it up on the kids.

I am an easy target and I get it all the time. It's like a target is painted on my chest.

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (paQJ9)

85 I am OUTRaged!!!1!! Romney eats Cookies!!!1!! Good thing he doesn't eat DOG!!!1!!!!

Posted by: Marie at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (H50jQ)

86 italics begone!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (rND5e)

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (ykSKg)

88 AWRIGHT, WHO LEFT THEIR ITLAICS TAG UNCLOSED????

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (wtvvX)

89 >>Sigh. I miss Wegmans.

You oughta see the one they got in Pittsford. Attached restaurant, chef school, another restaurant across the street, huge area to load up on sushi, indian grub, chinese food, pizza/pasta, fresh burritos, wings mashed taters and other homestyle stuff, serious pastisserie-style bakery, and all that vegetable lasagna typecrap I never look at.

Than, there's the supermarket itself.

Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight at April 19, 2012 03:19 PM (3ZtZW)

90 Test.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at April 19, 2012 03:20 PM (zgHLA)

91 OK, come on: There is no way there was "outrage" on Twitter over this by locals. I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that 90% of those "outraged" were 1) really only 2 or 3 people, 2) not local and/or 3) have donated to the JEF.

No sane person would take to the public to defend their local bakery.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 19, 2012 03:20 PM (kSaUf)

92 OT: SS hooker pics are out. Nice knockers.

But $400 each? I think not.

Posted by: nickless at April 19, 2012 03:20 PM (MMC8r)

93
"I've lost track -- now this outrage is real and not manufactured by Democrats, right?"

This is a good sign to me.
The desperation of the Left (along with that puerile photo of Ochavez on the bus) - you can smell it.
They are losing it, Ace, it's fun to watch them lose their minds.

Posted by: tubal at April 19, 2012 03:20 PM (BoE3Z)

94 I've never been to a Wegman's, but I assume they're like Bruno's in Florida.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:20 PM (ykSKg)

95 try this

Posted by: cherry at April 19, 2012 03:20 PM (OhYCU)

96 Enough with the Italians.

Posted by: Barry at April 19, 2012 03:20 PM (pjPhM)

97 The only benefit of having three daughters is the opportunities to tease them.

MERCILESSLY.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:20 PM (wtvvX)

98 Does that Bakery make cookies shaped like dogs?

Posted by: Obama at April 19, 2012 03:21 PM (H50jQ)

99 @73
Romney: ate chocolate chip. Obama: ate chocolate lab.

Romney: ate a baker's dozen Obama: ate a barking dozen

Romney: foot in mouth. Obama: Spitz in stomach.

Posted by: bskb at April 19, 2012 03:21 PM (HEatA)

100 @92: linky?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:21 PM (wtvvX)

101
So Romney can't tease a about store bought cookies, but Obama can denigrate female reporters by calling them ... what was it? Sweetie or Honey?
Geeze. These people need to get a life.

Posted by: soulpile at April 19, 2012 03:21 PM (Mk/IQ)

102 Governor, do you think the average person is going to relate to a candidate who is so rich that he doesn't know that 7-11 sells really shitty cookies?

*squint*

Posted by: Diane Sawyer at April 19, 2012 03:22 PM (QKKT0)

103 Your jokes are stupider than I am!

Wait...that didn't come out right.

Posted by: Desparate Democrat Douchetard at April 19, 2012 03:22 PM (iYwUw)

104 Did the cookie scream and howl every time Willard bit its clitoris?

Well there you go.

Posted by: Fritz at April 19, 2012 03:22 PM (/ZZCn)

105 So if people can contract the degenerative brain disease, kuru, from eating human flesh what kind of diseases might one contract from eating dog ...


Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2012 03:22 PM (Ck8hC)

106 Those counties of blue stupid in PA on CAC's map....

Posted by: @ParisParamus at April 19, 2012 03:22 PM (wrBx1)

107 Obama Dog Biscuits:

MADE WITH REAL DOG!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:22 PM (wtvvX)

108 Compare this to Obama's remarks to Joe The Plumber.

The Joe The Plumber thing is the clearest, most blatant case of media bias I can recall-- there's no reason to go after Joe unless the media is desperately tying to cover for Obama's fat mouth.

Now, here, Mitt is the issue on something completely trivial, unlike a slip that stops just short of a section of Das Capital.

Posted by: nickless at April 19, 2012 03:22 PM (MMC8r)

109 boobs on drudge

Posted by: cherry at April 19, 2012 03:22 PM (OhYCU)

110 @105: enlarged canines.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:22 PM (wtvvX)

111 But $400 each? I think not.


Posted by: nickless at April 19, 2012 03:20 PM (MMC8r)


They are very nice boobs. I can't believe the SS guy stiffed her. You'd think after a whole night motorboating those funbags, a gentleman would pay her fairly.

Posted by: EC at April 19, 2012 03:23 PM (GQ8sn)

112 "Daddy, this dog is kinda tough. You cooked this, didn't you?"

"Shaddup ya lil brat. Try this snake."

Posted by: Barry Jr at April 19, 2012 03:23 PM (W1FcG)

113 Great Cookie...The dog shaped one are the best.

Posted by: Munching JEF at April 19, 2012 03:23 PM (paQJ9)

114 Sometimes you're the biscuit, sometimes you're the dog.

Posted by: cherry at April 19, 2012 03:23 PM (OhYCU)

115 >>I am, however, outrageously outraged that none of you wannabe minions have brought me cookies.

I'm baking chocolate chippers tonight. Ghiradelli. Drop by, bring your own plastic bag. Watch out for Satan's Little Helper, he's been more of an asshole than usual lately.


Evil rich racist Republicans serving cookies just demonstrates how they don't care about shaming poor fat children the way SCOAMF does, or something, right?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 19, 2012 03:24 PM (/kI1Q)

116 So if people can contract the degenerative brain disease, kuru, from
eating human flesh what kind of diseases might one contract from eating
dog ...


Roo Rehrig's Risease? I rerounce ryrelf.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 19, 2012 03:24 PM (pjPhM)

117 PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PA.
There. I feel better.

Posted by: CAC, who is carving a strange shape out of mashed potatoes at April 19, 2012 03:24 PM (Nil/4)

118 omg romeny is a total idiot if youre are listening

you can get a cookies at a 711 but their are not home made at all

some of the one i like are nutter butter peanuts cookies and the

aminal pink ones with sprinklers are pretty good plus also the

they have the fig trayvons but with like jam instead of figs pretty good

#JusticeForNewton

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at April 19, 2012 03:24 PM (+lsX1)

119 @100
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23cookiegate

Posted by: bskb at April 19, 2012 03:24 PM (HEatA)

120
The dull patter of thousands of limp wristed handslaps continues, to no avail.

Posted by: tad blatherton at April 19, 2012 03:24 PM (QDs2s)

121 @109 cherry thanx.

First comment there: "I could get her down to $200." LOL

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:24 PM (wtvvX)

122 They still make things in blue states?

Posted by: old glazier at April 19, 2012 03:24 PM (KcINh)

123 Fake boobs on Drudge.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2012 03:24 PM (KNvk+)

124 Highly rated comment on the Baraka video:

Obama campaign apparently feels it's worse for a dog to travel on the roof of a car than thru a man's colon.



Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:24 PM (ykSKg)

125 So let me get this straight. Cookies. That are made by a bakery, are dissed because Romney said, "You didn't make these, they came from a 7-11 or a Bakery?" The same 7-11 that has bakeries making product every day.

Instead of the bakery letting themselves be used by the Left, why didn't they just say, "You noticed our cookies can't be made by just anyone, thank you."

Posted by: Brenden at April 19, 2012 03:25 PM (wa+SP)

126
Remember when that guy asked Mitt a question about high gas prices and Mitt laughed at him and said maybe the guy ought to think about trading in his big SUV for something smaller?

oh wait, that was Obama.


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 19, 2012 03:26 PM (G/zuv)

127 haha

Burge
Romney: ate cookie, Obama: ate 'Cookie'

Posted by: cherry at April 19, 2012 03:26 PM (OhYCU)

128 It's kind of a lame tease, I suppose, but so what? Obama eats dogs!

Posted by: Kensington at April 19, 2012 03:26 PM (MBmtt)

129 @124: Barry Sotero is ALL ABOUT THE COLON.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:27 PM (wtvvX)

130 124, so Obama shits poodles?

Posted by: cherry at April 19, 2012 03:27 PM (OhYCU)

131 you know you want it

Posted by: SMOD 2012 at April 19, 2012 03:27 PM (Zw/H7)

132 Coooookies!!!!!!1

Posted by: dananjcon Monster at April 19, 2012 03:27 PM (eavT+)

133 Obama's next State Dinner menu...

German Shepherd's Pie

Chow Chow

French Toast Bulldog

Neapolitan Mastiff, cup or cone

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2012 03:27 PM (Ky1+e)

134 >>So if people can contract the degenerative brain disease, kuru, from
eating human flesh what kind of diseases might one contract from eating
dog

Canis lupus.

Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 19, 2012 03:27 PM (/kI1Q)

135 I really shouldn't eat any cookies. They'll spoil my dinner.

I'm going to eat another dog for dinner.

Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 19, 2012 03:28 PM (MBmtt)

136 So Obama intentionally insults the British with the whole wrong island name stuff, but he also unintentionally insults the country he was trying to get props with by also getting their version of the name wrong, and it rates a small mention.

This gets major play.




Posted by: flashbazzbo, s.e. at April 19, 2012 03:28 PM (i0rVe)

137 The Daily News has posted pics of the Columbian Girl that brought down the Secret Service. The one that wanted $800 a night? Well she sure looks like good, not sure what the going price is?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 19, 2012 03:28 PM (i6RpT)

138 IOWAHAWK:

Romney: ate cookie. Obama: ate "Cookie."

Posted by: nickless at April 19, 2012 03:28 PM (MMC8r)

139 134
>>So if people can contract the degenerative brain disease, kuru, from

eating human flesh what kind of diseases might one contract from eating

dog

pri-yap-is.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:28 PM (wtvvX)

140 I don't know why I thought of this. I guess there's a Kids in the Hall skit for every occasion:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G14i7ickh1w

Posted by: letitbeme at April 19, 2012 03:29 PM (4uDUj)

141 Romney's opinion re:cookies pales when compared toBarry eating a dog. Feeble try Soetoro serfs.

Posted by: 'Pales' is not racist at April 19, 2012 03:29 PM (c3mby)

142 I could argue he was meaning as a compliment. And I think he was.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2012 03:29 PM (KXm42)

143 Were they chocolate lab chip?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2012 03:29 PM (v+QvA)

144 Mitt, please just put a sock in it whileyou're at these things. Just because our fuckwit president gets away with his constant diarrhea of the mouth, that doesn't mean you can. Just shut it and smile.

Posted by: RickS at April 19, 2012 03:29 PM (G/EiC)

145 Hey @136: Flash Bazzbo, Space Explorer?? Talk about a golden oldie

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:30 PM (wtvvX)

146 Heh, even 7-11 weighed in on "Cookiegate"

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:30 PM (ykSKg)

147 Romney: Red Velvet
Obama: Red Rover

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2012 03:30 PM (Ck8hC)

148 Welcome to Bethel Park, PA, where if you do not regurgitate the penultimate propagandist praise of our cookies we get a mob together and lynch the fuck out of you.

Director of Tourism
Bethel Park, PA

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 19, 2012 03:30 PM (Aaxiu)

149 >>Obama: ate 'Cookie'

We are going to miss her.

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2012 03:30 PM (paQJ9)

150 Cookiegate, huh?

Well, I'm outrageously outraged over Nipplegate.
As in, Christina Hendricks covers hers in public. OUTRAGEOUS!

Posted by: Sasha at April 19, 2012 03:30 PM (Iaxlk)

151 125 So let me get this straight. Cookies. That are made by a bakery, are dissed because Romney said, "You didn't make these, they came from a 7-11 or a Bakery?" The same 7-11 that has bakeries making product every day.

----

Well, to me the "offensive" part (bearing in mind I think this is a big nuthingburger) is that he insulted the little old lady by saying the cookies she was offering him did not look good enough to be home made. Using 7-11 instead of saying Pepperidge Farms or Entemann's or whatever "good" bakery you want to name is a slight, especially on the heels of the "I'm not sure about these cookies."

At least, I think that's the insult they are saying he made.


Look, I think he's an odd guy who is not comfortable in normal low-key people situations. I have little doubt that I would not like Mitt if I met him. (I might like Ann.) But this cookiegate thing is silly.

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2012 03:31 PM (5H6zj)

152 Oh, off Sasha sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 19, 2012 03:31 PM (Iaxlk)

153 125 So let me get this straight. Cookies. That are made by a bakery, are dissed because Romney said, "You didn't make these, they came from a 7-11 or a Bakery?" The same 7-11 that has bakeries making product every day.
.....Instead of the bakery letting themselves be used by the Left, why didn't they just say, "You noticed our cookies can't be made by just anyone, thank you."

---------

I know! .....That was the same point I was trying to make upthread (#82). ....It sounds more like Romney was making a compliment, than dissing the cookies.

"This is so good, you must have gotten it from a bakery".....is a frequent sort of compliment, that people make about baked goods.

Posted by: wheatie at April 19, 2012 03:31 PM (+5U+B)

154 OT: More "green" bullshit fucking up the US economy.
http://is.gd/dnSfJP

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 19, 2012 03:31 PM (/kI1Q)

155 Romney: chocolate chip.
Obama: a Chocolate Lab named Chip

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:31 PM (wtvvX)

156 Mitt's response should be:

"I didn't realize any local bakeries had survived the Obama economy."

Posted by: nickless at April 19, 2012 03:31 PM (MMC8r)

157 Obama: ate 'Cookie'

WasCookie the family poodle?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 19, 2012 03:31 PM (Iaxlk)

158 What are little Obamas made of? Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails.



But mainly puppy dog tails.

Posted by: dogfish at April 19, 2012 03:31 PM (N2yhW)

159 Actually...7-11 has improved its menu of late. They have awesome wings and those taquito things are pretty goodtoo, esp. round 2am when the bats close. Alsosmokes at the state minimum. Just sayin. Thanks to Joe B. 7-11 has got a bad rap.
**
I stand with 7-11!!

Posted by: dananjcon at April 19, 2012 03:31 PM (eavT+)

160
meanwhile...

crunchy figs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 19, 2012 03:32 PM (G/zuv)

161
AWRIGHT, WHO LEFT THEIR ITLAICS TAG UNCLOSED????



That was me. (Hangs head.)

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2012 03:32 PM (l5eR8)

162 160 meanwhile...crunchy figs.
Posted by: Soothsayer at April 19, 2012 03:32 PM (G/zuv)


Regular or ape-stomped?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2012 03:32 PM (v+QvA)

163 Oh the humanity!

The left should be careful because there are soooooo many things, important and non-important (but mostly important) that we can use against their boyfriend.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 19, 2012 03:32 PM (21lBC)

164 Paging PETA... PETA pick up the red phone...

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2012 03:33 PM (Ky1+e)

165
David Axelrod: "Hey, Barry, I'm hungry, wanna grab a bite?"

Obama: "Sounds good and I know a Spot down the street."


/rimshot

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 19, 2012 03:33 PM (G/zuv)

166 I love the sweet smell of Democrat desperation.



Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:05 PM (ykSKg)


We've got over 6 months of this horseshit left; I'm hoping for Jonestown 2 from those fucks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 19, 2012 03:33 PM (4atNB)

167 It's no where to be found on the Pitts Post-Gazette home page. Here's how outraged the owner (Walsh) is:

**Tuesday's events didn't exactly endear Mr. Romney to Mr. Walsh, who said he thinks the comments were made in jest. Mr. Walsh said he's a Republican, but hasn't decided who to vote for in the next week's primary election.
Now he's hoping to persuade Mr. Romney to try some of his baked goods the next time he is in the area.
"I think that we just need to make him a Bethel Bakery fan," Mr. Walsh said. "He had no idea he was half a mile from one of the most beloved institutions in this area."**

Go for it, DNC.

Posted by: CJ at April 19, 2012 03:33 PM (9KqcB)

168 Ignore that man (fu*king up the country) behind the curtain!!

Here. Have a cookie.

Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2012 03:33 PM (VndSC)

169 Bethel Park is about 10 miles south of Pittsburgh. My brother and his family live there. One of the most conservative Republican fund raisers in PA lives behind him. I need to see if my SiL was there. This is the kind of thing she would be in to.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 19, 2012 03:33 PM (3jGS1)

170 >>>Christina Hendricks covers hers in public. OUTRAGEOUS!

Crimes against humanity.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 19, 2012 03:33 PM (0q2P7)

171 meanwhile...

crunchy figs.


Posted by: Soothsayer


Typo - Supposed to read "crunchy pugs."

Posted by: Dang at April 19, 2012 03:34 PM (Ky1+e)

172 Seriously, how many years of being a Democrat does it take to get so fucking stupid this is a big deal to you?

Reminds me of an old (racist) joke (that I'll re-purpose) :

One day God saw a man rowing across a lake. As he rowed, he would say, "One, two, three. One, two, three." God thought to himself, "What would he say if I took out half his brain?" He did but the man kept rowing, "One, two, three. One, two, three." "That's amazing," says God, "But what if I remove his whole brain?" He does but, it's the same, "One, two, three. One, two, three." "Wow," says God, "how about if I fill his head with cowshit?" He does but now the man rows, "Yes we can. Yes we can."

Posted by: jimmuy at April 19, 2012 03:34 PM (kSaUf)

173 That was me. (Hangs head.)Posted by: Jay Guevara

Hot tip from Weft IT, Inc LLC:

Add a 'bracket' /i 'bracket' after your name in the NAME field. It'll close any tags left open.


~*~*~*~TehMoarUKnow~*~*~*~

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2012 03:34 PM (Ck8hC)

174
136So Obama intentionally insults the British with the whole wrong island name stuff, but he also unintentionally insults the country he was trying to get props with by also getting their version of the name wrong, and it rates a small mention.


This gets major play.




But ... it was about cookies! COOKIES, for God's sake, man! Have you no decency?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2012 03:34 PM (l5eR8)

175 Just wait for it, Romney also has a naughty sense of humor. I saw it first hand on a cruise we took. That will be a scandal soon too. "Republican candidate tells filthy jokes! Is this the kind of man you want for president?"

Posted by: Mrs Compton at April 19, 2012 03:35 PM (Why44)

176 Are the cookies made from people or are they dog treats ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2012 03:35 PM (nTgAI)

177 Which tastes better, handmade cookies, or dog meat?

Just wondering.

Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 03:35 PM (PwGfd)

178 Romney: ate weinerschnitzel
Obama: ate a weiner-dog named "Schnitzel"

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:36 PM (wtvvX)

179 Anyway, who in hell can afford cookies under the Obama Administration's oppressive economic policies and food nazism?

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2012 03:36 PM (5H6zj)

180 >> I think you wound up getting a similar one, right?

Yep, same one. Which made the story a little funnier I guess since I know what a great picture it has. Amazon had the best deal at the time, go figure.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 19, 2012 03:37 PM (WvXvd)

181 Thanks for the shout out Ace. I'm having too much fun tweeting these and watching libs twist in the wind.

Posted by: bskb at April 19, 2012 03:37 PM (HEatA)

182 #176

Soylent green cookies?

I've heard people-meat tastes like pork, but I think I'd rather eat a dog.

Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 03:38 PM (PwGfd)

183 Romney: Samoa
Obama: Samoyed

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2012 03:38 PM (Ck8hC)

184 Just be glad it was cookies and not jerky.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2012 03:38 PM (l5eR8)

185 MY fav

All your hashtags are belong to us

Posted by: cherry at April 19, 2012 03:38 PM (OhYCU)

186
re: Ted Nugent

Remember this?

"If
one person criticizes [our sheriffs], or says one more thing, including
the president of the United States, he will hear from me - one more
word about it after this show airs and I - I might likely have to punch
him - literally."
-Sen Mary Landrieu

September 2005

I forgot to post this yesterday.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 19, 2012 03:38 PM (G/zuv)

187 The left is doubling down, they're attacking Romney for not ending greyhound racing in Massachusetts. http://fwd4.me/0yl4

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 19, 2012 03:38 PM (KNvk+)

188 "This is so good, you must have gotten it from a bakery".....is a frequent sort of compliment, that people make about baked goods.

Yup, that was my thought too, it was a compliment.

This reminds me of when Teh Fred refused to wear the fire chief's hat because, as he said, someone would take a picture of him wearing it and looking stupid and then it became omfg he hates firemen!

I still want cookies. Ohhhh wait. I think I have a cookie from lunch yesterday! brb nomming

Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2012 03:39 PM (VtjlW)

189 So Romney screwed the pooch...

And then Obumbles ate it.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at April 19, 2012 03:39 PM (iYwUw)

190 Let me guess everything that Romney says or does will be a scandal and nothing that Barry says or does will be worth noting by the MFM

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2012 03:39 PM (1Jaio)

191 At some point, you've had enough cookies.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 19, 2012 03:39 PM (u7dxO)

192 SHUT UP, BITCH!


Go fix me a terrier pot pie!

Posted by: Barry Soetero at April 19, 2012 03:39 PM (ykSKg)

193 Liberal heads exploding and lamentations of their women, sweet, sweet.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 19, 2012 03:39 PM (mFxQX)

194 176Soylent green cookies?I've heard people-meat tastes like pork, but I think I'd rather eat a dog.
Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 03:38 PM (PwGfd)

They don't call em long pig for nothing

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2012 03:39 PM (nTgAI)

195 Off-Topic; But why is Obama's Approval going up? Razz has him up to 49%, even with gas prices and the secret service scandal. WTF?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 19, 2012 03:40 PM (gPDxp)

196 Eat cookies, not Corgis.

http://twitpic.com/9bpudw/full

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 19, 2012 03:40 PM (4df7R)

197 #80

Jeez, man. Can you at LEAST have the common courtesy to post a LINK?

Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 03:40 PM (PwGfd)

198
The left is doubling down, they're attacking Romney for not ending greyhound racing in Massachusetts.



Why? Because they were outrunning Barry?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 19, 2012 03:40 PM (l5eR8)

199 That's right,Baraka- not only am I eating your lunch, I'm eating your cookies and pie, too!

Posted by: Mitt at April 19, 2012 03:40 PM (8g9qq)

200 3
I love the sweet smell of Democrat desperation.


Seriously. These people are incapable of embarrassment.

Posted by: pep at April 19, 2012 03:41 PM (YXmuI)

201 Link to Columbian hooker pix:


Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 03:41 PM (PwGfd)

202 The left is doubling down, they're attacking Romney for not ending greyhound racing in Massachusetts

Barky will end it by eating the greyhounds.

Posted by: Retread at April 19, 2012 03:41 PM (joSBv)

203 That's right,Baraka- not only am I eating your lunch, I'm eating your cookies and pie, too!
Posted by: Mitt at April 19, 2012 03:40 PM (8g9qq)

And I drink your MILKSHAKE

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2012 03:41 PM (nTgAI)

204 51
They can't have anything on Romney. This is all they got. Ann Romney and cookies.

And dogs on cars. This is the shit there gonna run with.


Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (KXm42)


oh no. they also have Anne Romney's horses. She started riding as therapy for her MS, but she now has a very nice horse thats at the World Cup Finals for Freestyle dressage. I am already seeing smarmy articles concerning this. Also she chose not to go to the World Cup, (no engaged owner would miss this if their horse was a contender to win) because of the campaign. Artical mentioned the Romneys are trying hard to keep this from becoming an issue, but you can bet the Dems are gonna flog this like crazy. Make her look like a rich bitch.

I am not sure when horses went from "Wholesome sport that girls like" to "Horrible thing that only the filthy rich who starve babies do" but i have experienced in my own life that a LOT of dems hate horsepeople, unless they have horses themselves. Then they just hate the OTHER horsepeople. Its very strange.

i chalk it up to a bunch of women who were little city girls that didnt get a pony. Too bad. Horses used to be quite rural and middle class. Even a poor kid could work with them if they wanted it bad enough. Not sure what changed. perhaps Liability issues.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 19, 2012 03:41 PM (r7Ddb)

205 >>"I think that we just need to make him a Bethel Bakery fan," Mr. Walsh
said. "He had no idea he was half a mile from one of the most beloved
institutions in this area."

Remember when VP Frito was stumping for Russ Feingold's failed re-election bid (HA HA HAHA) and was a jackass to the manager of Kopps (frozen custard) in Glendale (Milwaukee)? We had a thread about it.


I'm going there this weekend. Twice.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 19, 2012 03:41 PM (/kI1Q)

206 Obama's new campaign slogan:

My baloney has a first name,
It's R-O-V-E-R...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:42 PM (wtvvX)

207 Grrrr.

Why is the link-o-lator not working?

http://tinyurl.com/c4uad7e

Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 03:42 PM (PwGfd)

208 I am, however, outrageously outraged that none of
you wannabe minions have brought me cookies. willow is always right on
the spot with the tea, after all.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2012 03:06 PM (VtjlW)

*places box of cookies in front of alexthechick*
Eat.*leaves*

Posted by: Deathknyte at April 19, 2012 03:42 PM (Ik8qF)

209 57 states!

Posted by: Jay Bee at April 19, 2012 03:42 PM (Xwgt3)

210 I don't actually believe that there is any such thing as an italics

Of course, I have been known to be wrong.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at April 19, 2012 03:42 PM (UtoLw)

211 199That's right,Baraka- not only am I eating your lunch, I'm eating your cookies and pie, too!Posted by: Mitt at April 19, 2012 03:40 PM (8g9qq) Yeah, well I'm eating your dog!

Posted by: Barry at April 19, 2012 03:42 PM (l5eR8)

212 Of course, I have been known to be wrong.

Yeah, I thought I was wrong once. Turns out I was mistaken.

Posted by: David, infamous sockpuppet at April 19, 2012 03:43 PM (UtoLw)

213 They can't have anything on Romney. This is all they got. Ann Romney and cookies.And dogs on cars. This is the shit there gonna run with.Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (KXm42) oh no. they also have Anne Romney's horses. She started riding as therapy for her MS, but she now has a very nice horse thats at the World Cup Finals for Freestyle dressage. I am already seeing smarmy articles concerning this. Also she chose not to go to the World Cup, (no engaged owner would miss this if their horse was a contender to win) because of the campaign. Artical mentioned the Romneys are trying hard to keep this from becoming an issue, but you can bet the Dems are gonna flog this like crazy. Make her look like a rich bitch.I am not sure when horses went from "Wholesome sport that girls like" to "Horrible thing that only the filthy rich who starve babies do" but i have experienced in my own life that a LOT of dems hate horsepeople, unless they have horses themselves. Then they just hate the OTHER horsepeople. Its very strange.i chalk it up to a bunch of women who were little city girls that didnt get a pony. Too bad. Horses used to be quite rural and middle class. Even a poor kid could work with them if they wanted it bad enough. Not sure what changed. perhaps Liability issues.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 19, 2012 03:41 PM (r7Ddb)
Horses, whores, dogs, cookies, mothersand Mormans... Obamas talking poits ?

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2012 03:43 PM (nTgAI)

214 186, Soothsayer

Yup. ....And hollywood types, like Alec Baldwin, have been saying things like Nugent said....for years. Against conservatives.

When Clinton's impeachment hearings were going on.....Baldwin was on Conan one night, and said that all the congressmen who were voting for impeachment, "should be dragged out in the street and stoned to death!"

Whereupon, Baldwin jumped up off the couch.....and bent over, glaring into the camera, chanting "Stone em! Stone em! Stone em!".

But liberals laughed that off at the time.

Posted by: wheatie at April 19, 2012 03:43 PM (+5U+B)

215 There needs to be a Jose Canseco's Deep Thoughts twitter account that just periodically spouts whatever Gristle comes up with.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 19, 2012 03:43 PM (tqwMN)

216 i chalk it up to a bunch of women who were little
city girls that didnt get a pony. Too bad. Horses used to be quite rural
and middle class. Even a poor kid could work with them if they wanted
it bad enough. Not sure what changed. perhaps Liability issues.




Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 19, 2012 03:41 PM (r7Ddb)


--The MBM media will . . . hmmm, what's a metaphor I can use here about horses?

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:44 PM (ykSKg)

217 they also have Anne Romney's horses.

Why no, horses taste terrible, Mr. President. Why do you ask?
(looks nervously for exit to the corral)

Posted by: Anne Romney's horse at April 19, 2012 03:44 PM (YXmuI)

218 #204 "Make her look like a rich bitch."

Wagyu beef, anyone?

How about this one for "rich bitch"?


Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 03:44 PM (PwGfd)

219 I don't know why my link thingie doesnt work anymore:

Michelle Obama, and her little vacation:

http://tinyurl.com/3bcq438

Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 03:44 PM (PwGfd)

220
http://tinyurl.com/6nxb4jr

Hitler found out that Obama at his dog.

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2012 03:44 PM (paQJ9)

221 I think that we just need to make him a Bethel Bakery fan," Mr. Walsh

said. "He had no idea he was half a mile from one of the most beloved

institutions in this area."

WTF, I grew up about 5 miles from this place and I've never heard of it. (granted I haven't lived there for 20 years)

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 19, 2012 03:45 PM (3jGS1)

222 The left is doubling down, they're attacking Romney for not ending greyhound racing in Massachusetts.

And he'd do this... why? I know, I know: "Animal cruelty." Blah, blah, blah.

All those greyhounds that would be out of a job and poised for euthanasia could feed Barack Co. for a month at least. That's the REAL reason behind the prog rage.

"Mitt Romney didn't end greyhound racing in Massachusetts, and Chicago Jesus went hungry!"

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 19, 2012 03:45 PM (4df7R)

223 51 They can't have anything on Romney. This is all they got. Ann Romney and cookies.And dogs on cars. This is the shit there gonna run with.Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2012 03:14 PM (KXm42) oh no. they also have Anne Romney's horses. She started riding as therapy for her MS, but she now has a very nice horse thats at the World Cup Finals for Freestyle dressage. I am already seeing smarmy articles concerning this. Also she chose not to go to the World Cup, (no engaged owner would miss this if their horse was a contender to win) because of the campaign. Artical mentioned the Romneys are trying hard to keep this from becoming an issue, but you can bet the Dems are gonna flog this like crazy. Make her look like a rich bitch.I am not sure when horses went from "Wholesome sport that girls like" to "Horrible thing that only the filthy rich who starve babies do" but i have experienced in my own life that a LOT of dems hate horsepeople, unless they have horses themselves. Then they just hate the OTHER horsepeople. Its very strange.i chalk it up to a bunch of women who were little city girls that didnt get a pony. Too bad. Horses used to be quite rural and middle class. Even a poor kid could work with them if they wanted it bad enough. Not sure what changed. perhaps Liability issues.
Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 19, 2012 03:41 PM (r7Ddb)
Horses are the american way damnit 1


Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2012 03:45 PM (nTgAI)

224
The MBM media will . . . hmmm, what's a metaphor I can use here about horses?



They must already have horses. All that horseshit has to come from somewhere.

Posted by: Barry at April 19, 2012 03:45 PM (l5eR8)

225 TRENTON - Fall asleep during a Springsteen show? Are you kidding?

That was Gov. Chris Christie's response to a recent NY Post gossip item and photo of him with his eyes shut during April 9 Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band's Madison Square Garden show.

Hey I think it would be great of the Big Man fell asleep at that twerp liberals concert. Shit I wouldn't go to one if you payed me

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 19, 2012 03:45 PM (i6RpT)

226 195 Off-Topic; But why is Obama's Approval going up? Razz has him up to 49%, even with gas prices and the secret service scandal. WTF?

Looks like noise. The strong app/disapp numbers are about the same as always.

Posted by: Roy at April 19, 2012 03:46 PM (VndSC)

227 http://tinyurl.com/6nxb4jr

Hitler found out that Obama at his dog.



Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2012 03:44 PM (paQJ9)

--That was made by resident Moron jakeman. It really should be in the sidebar.

Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:46 PM (ykSKg)

228 Cookiegate rolls off the tongue so much easier than fastandfuriousgate.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 19, 2012 03:46 PM (X/+QT)

229
One of those not steves has some serious skills.

That's how you get your mindfuck on - by subtly denigrating someone's major purchase. A purchase that they put a lot of thought into. A purchase that they researched, that they compared to other options, that they visualized.

A purchase that made them feel good inside.

And then you start pecking away with the criticisms and watch as the irritation builds into annoyance which builds into anger. Because even though he's seemingly complaining about your purchase, he's actually taking a giant piss inside your ego.

Well played.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 19, 2012 03:46 PM (Bdr7Q)

230 I've lost track -- now this outrage is real and not manufactured by Democrats, right?

Everything is an outrage with liberals. This is just the flavor of the day. Outrage, outrage and more outrage. It's their oxygen.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 19, 2012 03:47 PM (vbh31)

231

I drank a lot and smoked bales full of pot in Bethel Park.




Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunny at April 19, 2012 03:47 PM (tcSZb)

232 If th Mormons know one thing it's cookies.

Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2012 03:47 PM (WkuV6)

233 Breaking News:
****
**
Mitt Romney leaves toilet seat up.Gloria Steinam and theMMPWSDC(Men Must Pee While Sitting Down Coalition) demand an apology and immediate repudiation of all men who leave the toilet seat up.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 19, 2012 03:47 PM (eavT+)

234 Cookiegate rolls off the tongue so much easier than fastandfuriousgate.
Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 19, 2012 03:46 PM (X/+QT)

yeah but DOGATE really goes well

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2012 03:47 PM (nTgAI)

235 Horses are like unicorns...right?

Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2012 03:47 PM (paQJ9)

236 THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: toby928© at April 19, 2012 03:48 PM (NG097)

237 I bet they're mad because he didn't comment on how marvelous the cookies were.

Posted by: Jay Bee at April 19, 2012 03:48 PM (Xwgt3)

238 Horse people are horse people.

good lord that tack won't fly in Chester County PA. we love our horses here (and I can't even think of too many rich horse people, maybe the horse vet is somewhat?)

my daughter loves to ride - the lady with the horses down the road is happy to get them ridden - that and some cleaning up and we're good. KEEPING horses is expensive, but even non-rich people manage it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2012 03:48 PM (SB0V2)

239 235 Horses are like unicorns...right?
Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2012 03:47 PM (paQJ9)


Meat's quite a bit tougher.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 19, 2012 03:48 PM (v+QvA)

240
232 If th Mormons know one thing it's cookies.

Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2012 03:47 PM (WkuV6)


Speaking of which, does anyone have a good recipe for cookies that I can make using the leftover hobo jerky and Valu-Rite that's cluttering up my cupboards?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 19, 2012 03:48 PM (4df7R)

241
Posted by: alexthechick at April 19, 2012 03:06 PM (VtjlW)
*places box of cookies in front of alexthechick*
Eat.*leaves*


Posted by: Deathknyte at April 19, 2012 03:42 PM (Ik8qF)

*coughs* Wegman's make fantastic tea biscuits.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 19, 2012 03:48 PM (Aaxiu)

242 Actually, I've been impressed at how little traction the Dems/MSM (birm) have been able to get with the war on women and the dog issues. Normally those would have lasted months.

Do you think Romney might be the first R candidiate to survive the Dems'/Media's (birm) "define the candidate" phase?

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 19, 2012 03:48 PM (X/+QT)

243 If this is the best the Dems can do, they are not only in serious trouble, they are stone-cold aware of it and it has them terrified.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 19, 2012 03:49 PM (P7hip)

244 What the hell is this post about again? It's like I entered in the middle of a conversation and left before it was over. Ok, whatever, this IS outrageous!!

Posted by: USNA1985 at April 19, 2012 03:49 PM (Y2Wfb)

245 Do you think Romney might be the first R candidiate to survive the Dems'/Media's (birm) "define the candidate" phase?

tis not sticking b/c their candidate is JUST SO GOD-AWFUL.

any criticism of Romney reminds people of . . . the alternative

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2012 03:49 PM (SB0V2)

246 Doggate ! Why yes i did.

Posted by: Baraka the Indonesian at April 19, 2012 03:50 PM (nTgAI)

247 I tasted the cookie, but I didn't swallow and I didn't like it and I never put another cookie in my mouth again.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 19, 2012 03:50 PM (HzhBE)

248 How many jobs did Romney just create with all this free Advertising for the Bethel Bakery?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 19, 2012 03:50 PM (tf9Ne)

249 >The left is doubling down, they're attacking Romney for not ending greyhound racing in Massachusetts. http://fwd4.me/0yl4


Obama hasn't ended murder in America

next failed meme, please

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2012 03:50 PM (8sCoq)

250 Uh.....didn't Barky sign something last year....that now makes it legal to slaughter horses for meat?

Posted by: wheatie at April 19, 2012 03:51 PM (+5U+B)

251 Actor Kevin Bacon told the Daily Caller on Thursday that he feels President Obama has “made a difference” and will be supporting him for re-election.

“I’m going to vote for Obama,” Bacon said. “I think he has already made a difference and I support him.” He also said that he was please “overall” with Obama’s performance.


Shit. More movies I can't and will not see anymore. The shit list just keeps on growing

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 19, 2012 03:51 PM (i6RpT)

252 Cookiegate rolls off the tongue so much easier than fastandfuriousgate

That's why I call it Murdergate.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 19, 2012 03:51 PM (4df7R)

253 Posted by: sTevo at April 19, 2012 03:44 PM (paQJ9)

--That was made by resident Moron jakeman. It really should be in the sidebar.


Posted by: logprof at April 19, 2012 03:46 PM (ykSKg)
Yo, barkeeper! Who do we have to fuck to get a sidebar around here?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 19, 2012 03:51 PM (Aaxiu)

254 #222

That's another manufactured issue.

I was actually in MA when there was a popular referendum to end dog racing .

This happened after Romney, but even in liberal MA, it failed by a consderable margin. (I voted against it, as did every actual dog owner I know).

They may be liberal in MA, but they're not so stupid as to think that the dog racers actually abuse their dogs. Not only do the dogs themselves LOVE racing, but their "careers" are very short, IIRC, only a year or so, and they spend the rest of their time doing what "ordinary" dogs do!


Posted by: looking closely at April 19, 2012 03:52 PM (PwGfd)

255 oh crap Kevin Bacon is in like EVERY movie

that will sting

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 19, 2012 03:52 PM (SB0V2)

256 Obama has new recipe out


cordon blue tick hound

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2012 03:52 PM (8sCoq)

257 Don't know if it's been mentioned, but Drudge's main link is to an article containing pictures of the hooker that got the secret service in trouble. I think I am no more shocked that those guys tried to get cheap with her.

Posted by: Methos at April 19, 2012 03:52 PM (6LvlL)

258
In other news, the Bethel Park School District announced that the school cafeterias would no longer serve baked confections from the Bethel Bakery to conform with First Lady Michelle Obama's "Move Your Ass" program, a move applauded by local organizers and the bakery that would lose tons of business.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 19, 2012 03:52 PM (qwK3S)

259 >>Speaking of which, does anyone have a good recipe for cookies that I can
make using the leftover hobo jerky and Valu-Rite that's cluttering up
my cupboards?

Can you sub hobo jerky for bacon in a bacon-chocolate chip recipe?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 19, 2012 03:52 PM (/kI1Q)

260 The left is doubling down, they're attacking Romney for not ending greyhound racing in Massachusetts.



Barry doesn't like his meal all worn out before he chows down on it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2012 03:53 PM (1Jaio)

261 I usually buy the Thin Mints from the Girl Scouts. This year it's definately the Samoyeds.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 19, 2012 03:53 PM (qwK3S)

262 Pug poppers

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2012 03:53 PM (8sCoq)

263 next failed meme, please


Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2012 03:50 PM (8sCoq)
I am purty sure there is a big difference between eating dogs and racing them.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 19, 2012 03:53 PM (Aaxiu)

264 Baked Alaskan Malamute

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2012 03:54 PM (8sCoq)

265 Can you sub hobo jerky for bacon in a bacon-chocolate chip recipe?
Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 19, 2012 03:52 PM (/kI1Q)


ooh, hey, that might work. The hobo jerky's a little tough, but pound it a few times with a mallet* and I think I could get it to behave.

*made from a hobo's thighbone

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 19, 2012 03:54 PM (4df7R)

266 Jaegerschnauzer

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2012 03:54 PM (8sCoq)

267 I tasted the cookie, but I didn't swallow and I didn't like it and I never put another cookie in my mouth again.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 19, 2012 03:50 PM (HzhBE)

I never put that cookie in that cookie with that woman

Posted by: Bill cooterhound Clinton at April 19, 2012 03:54 PM (nTgAI)

268
I remember Alec Baldwin's unhinged call for violence quite well. It was during the whole Henry Hyde thing. Oddly enough, it is kinda hard to find vid of it online.


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 19, 2012 03:54 PM (G/zuv)

269 She should be thankful Mitt is just yanking her chain. Barky would be looking for dinner at the end of it.

Posted by: 66chevelle at April 19, 2012 03:54 PM (QjSgY)

270 Obama Flakes:

THEY"RE G-R-R-R-R-EAT DANES!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 03:54 PM (wtvvX)

271 Daddy, have you made that rich guy stop his war on local bakeries yet?

Posted by: Malia at April 19, 2012 03:55 PM (HzhBE)

272
269 She should be thankful Mitt is just yanking her chain. Barky would be looking for dinner at the end of it.
Posted by: 66chevelle at April 19, 2012 03:54 PM (QjSgY)


I don't are who you are, that's funny right there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 19, 2012 03:55 PM (4df7R)

273 >>>My baloney has a first name,
It's R-O-V-E-R...

You owe me a keyboard.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Troll Hunter! at April 19, 2012 03:55 PM (0q2P7)

274 Bichon Frise fricasee

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2012 03:55 PM (8sCoq)

275 Yup.....I thought I remembered seeing some things about this.....

Obama administration OK's slaughtering horses fora source of meat.

Link in my sig.

Posted by: wheatie at April 19, 2012 03:55 PM (+5U+B)

276 Read that stupid shit and then read this from one of the local news sites in Peters Township (next town over from Bethel). It paints a bit of a different story.

http://tinyurl.com/cmqf7pf

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 19, 2012 03:55 PM (3jGS1)

277 Actor Kevin Bacon told the Daily Caller on Thursday that he feels President Obama has “made a difference”

Yeah, he's made a "difference", alright.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 19, 2012 03:56 PM (vbh31)

278 The left is doubling down, they're attacking Romney for not ending greyhound racing in Massachusetts.Barry doesn't like his meal all worn out before he chows down on it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 19, 2012 03:53 PM (1Jaio)

There is no meat on those greyhounds, I prefer a fat lab

Posted by: Baraka at April 19, 2012 03:56 PM (nTgAI)

279
I am outraged!

Posted by: Mrs Fields at April 19, 2012 03:56 PM (G/zuv)

280 Spaghetti and mutt balls

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 19, 2012 03:56 PM (8sCoq)

281 227 logprof -- thank you for the support yesterday and today, good sir! Vic was sour about it this morning, to the effect that the Hitler meme has run its course and should be retired. I happen to disagree, based on how it caught fire, but it may be that the cobbloggers with Super Sidebar Powers feel similarly.

I'm mostly glad that I'm finally getting some pissed-off lefties to show up and whine/deflect/shout inanities.

Posted by: jakeman at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (96M6e)

282 LOL! This will be typical for the next several months. RoMoney will bungle a whole lot more with this whole, fake, "man of the people" schtick he's trying to pull off. He's painfully out of touch. Maybe he should stick to his demographic: rich, country club types.

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (xzNGW)

283 I drank a lot and smoked bales full of pot in Bethel Park.






Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Bunny at April 19, 2012 03:47 PM (tcSZb)
Are you a Blackhawk??

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (3jGS1)

284 What does this bakery send Obama? Dog-biscuits?

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (4yXmp)

285 Horse nuggets are now considered part of a healthy, balanced school lunch.

Posted by: The USDA at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (vbh31)

286
Why does Mitt Romney hate women?

Posted by: Little Debbie at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (G/zuv)

287
We interrupt our regularly scheduled programming with this breaking news story:

Romney once tore the tag off a mattress.

We'll be interviewing a panel of experts and mattress activists, who will address the question: does scandal this spell the end of the Romney campaign? Stay tuned.

Posted by: MSNBC at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (l5eR8)

288 Dammit, Kevin Bacon. How can I watch Tremors now? You've ruined one of my favorite movies by being a stupidhead dumbass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (4df7R)

289 LOL! This will be typical for the next several months. RoMoney will bungle a whole lot more with this whole, fake, "man of the people" schtick he's trying to pull off. He's painfully out of touch. Maybe he should stick to his demographic: rich, country club types.
Posted by: StanleyJ at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (xzNGW)

Mercy ! who tipped over the shithouse ?

Posted by: Baraka at April 19, 2012 03:58 PM (nTgAI)

290 Aggh sock

Posted by: Baraka at April 19, 2012 03:58 PM (nTgAI)

291 I heard Romney eats MONEY

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2012 03:59 PM (nTgAI)

292 Whassa matter, stanley? Somebody eat your dog?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 04:00 PM (wtvvX)

293 Posted by: Methos at April 19, 2012 03:52 PM (6LvlL)
**
****
Wow!! I would of paid her 67.00 and then cash in the rebate fornot taking up alot of her time.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 19, 2012 04:00 PM (eavT+)

294 Country Club? You mean where OBAMA PLAYS GOLF ALL THE F-ING TIME??? Sorry stanley, we're not playing anymore. Oh, BTW, you like having the same nic as a two-bit whore for the sleazy married alcoholic foreigners?

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 19, 2012 04:00 PM (4yXmp)

295 So, you know, this dog sort of tastes kennel raised instead of free range. You didn't get this dog from the humane society or the 7-11, did you?

signed,
XXOO
SCOMAF

Posted by: joeindc44 the bluff caller at April 19, 2012 04:00 PM (QxSug)

296 SCOMDEF
stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable dog eating failure

Posted by: joeindc44 the bluff caller at April 19, 2012 04:00 PM (QxSug)

297 I heard Romney likes his cookies baked in a cash-fired oven.

Posted by: Some libtard at April 19, 2012 04:01 PM (v+QvA)

298 Do you think Romney might be the first R candidiate to survive the Dems'/Media's (birm) "define the candidate" phase?


Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 19, 2012 03:48 PM (X/+QT)

It ain't even close to being over. The MFM will still be "defining" Romney on election eve. -----Hunker down, brothers. And get out the vote

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, ancient mariner at April 19, 2012 04:01 PM (Dll6b)

299 so, I guess it's time to scour SCOMDEF's books again to see if Bill Ayers put in an anecdote of SCOMDEF teasing someone or making a joke.

Posted by: joeindc44 the bluff caller at April 19, 2012 04:01 PM (QxSug)

300 That kind of ball busting is the thing that guys do to each other. At least, not emasculated guys. Its almost constant, we rip on each other and know we're doing it and its part of the fun.

Manhattan leftists don't comprehend this kind of thing. They haven't any nads that help them get it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 19, 2012 04:02 PM (r4wIV)

301 LOL! This will be typical for the next several months. RoMoney will
bungle a whole lot more with this whole, fake, "man of the people"
schtick he's trying to pull off. He's painfully out of touch. Maybe he
should stick to his demographic: rich, country club types.

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (xzNGW)


Stanley J, huh? I think this really is Stanley Ann, Barky's Mom and so I just have to ask:

HOW COULD YOU HAVE LET LOLO FORCE FEED YOUR POOR BOY THOSE DOGGIE PARTS? HOW?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 19, 2012 04:02 PM (FcKXR)

302 Maybe he should stick to his demographic: rich, country club types.

Posted by: StanleyJ at April 19, 2012 03:57 PM (xzNGW)


maybe you should stick to jerking off every hour, on the hour

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, ancient mariner at April 19, 2012 04:02 PM (Dll6b)

303 Now now peons, we're gong to develop our narrative whether you like it or not.

Posted by: The MFM at April 19, 2012 04:03 PM (HI6wa)

304 Anthony Weiner Dog Obama Eats Weinerdog uhhhh....

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 19, 2012 04:03 PM (nTgAI)

305 “I’m going to vote for Obama,” Bacon said.

Keep calm. All is well!

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 19, 2012 04:04 PM (NS2Mo)

306 7-11 has fine cookies BTW. Right there by the register. Look pretty close to homemade. Probably a nice small business owner got 7-11 to carry them and made a mint. The ones with m and ms are particularly good.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 19, 2012 04:04 PM (4yXmp)

307 aw, are the trolls butthurt? That's right, Romney's rich and hangs out in country clubs. How's Martha's Vineyard this time of year, you lib fucks?

Posted by: joeindc44 the bluff caller at April 19, 2012 04:05 PM (QxSug)

308 No on has mentioned that Obama is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Dog Eater.

Posted by: Marie at April 19, 2012 04:05 PM (H50jQ)

309 I lived in Pittsburgh for a while. Western PA is one of those places that has a
hangup about their local "delicacies." If you don't like their food they think
you're a freaking communist. They are definitely into their cookies (you must have a "cookie table" at your wedding, and the bigger the better), even though I never found any of them to be anything special (especially that smiley face cookie at eat'n'park.. no great shakes). I didn't care much for Primanti sandwiches, either, but I definitely wouldn't say so if I were trying to get any votes around there

Posted by: not the mama at April 19, 2012 04:05 PM (96Kco)

310 so, I guess it's time to scour SCOMDEF's books again to see if Bill
Ayers put in an anecdote of SCOMDEF teasing someone or making a joke.


"I guess those shovel ready jobs weren't so shovel ready after all , hehe"

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2012 04:06 PM (KXm42)

311 298
Do you think Romney might be the first R candidiate to survive the Dems'/Media's (birm) "define the candidate" phase?



Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 19, 2012 03:48 PM (X/+QT)

It
ain't even close to being over. The MFM will still be "defining" Romney
on election eve. -----Hunker down, brothers. And get out the vote


Posted by: SantaRosaStan, ancient mariner at April 19, 2012 04:01 PM (Dll6b)
Actually, I think there are phases.
1) Right now, when it's obvious that's where the fight will be, they'll try to do a concerted, first-impression smear of him. Hard.2) Week before and after the convention.3) Oct-Nov.In between these periods are the standard noise. But really, that first 'candidate defining' smear period is the most important on our side. Romney needs to survive that well.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at April 19, 2012 04:07 PM (X/+QT)

312 Maybe the cookies were made with collie flower?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 19, 2012 04:07 PM (qwK3S)

313 @308, oh he's a SCOMDEF alright. Only two things come out of Illinois, SCOMDEF's and queers and, um, hmmm Barky seems to uh, hmm. never mind.

Posted by: joeindc44 the bluff caller at April 19, 2012 04:07 PM (QxSug)

314 Who put eight, great chihuahuas in that little bitty can?

BRACK OBAMA! BRACK OBAMA!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 04:07 PM (wtvvX)

315 Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 19, 2012 03:41 PM (r7Ddb)

Wow, that should go over about as well as a fart in church.

These idiots really have no clue about middle America.

Posted by: Alex at April 19, 2012 04:07 PM (jdZlf)

316
They came from the local 7-11, bakery, or whatever.

I, for one, never put anything from 7-11 in my pie-hole wqithout having my food taster, Appu, test it first. "Appu" is what I call every cash register attendant at the local 7-11. He's / they're swarthy, if you catch my drift.

Posted by: Joey Choo-Choo, Vise-Preznint De Luxe - Off the Rails, All the Time! at April 19, 2012 04:08 PM (FcKXR)

317 Dammit, Kevin Bacon. How can I watch Tremors now? You've ruined one of my favorite movies by being a stupidhead dumbass.

Luckily I'm Kevin Bacon disappointment proof. Tremors was fun but....ohwell.

Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2012 04:08 PM (KXm42)

318 @312: "collie flour"... heh...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 04:09 PM (wtvvX)

319
If I get the VP nod, I pledge to eat every cookie on the campaign trail, homemade or otherwise.

Posted by: Chris Christie at April 19, 2012 04:09 PM (Ks4nX)

320 Bichon Fricasee

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at April 19, 2012 04:09 PM (bRdb3)

321 yeah, I guess shovel ready jobs was a pretty big tease by SCOMDEF, that'd be a good Mitt reply.

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 19, 2012 04:09 PM (QxSug)

322 Media Decides It's a Scandal
---
That dog just won't hunt

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2012 04:09 PM (SO2Q8)

323 And what does Barack Obama drink after a long, hard day on the campaing trail?

Pupsi cola!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 04:11 PM (wtvvX)

324 Obama ate my baybee!

Posted by: Ginger the Dingo (Toby the Beagle's cousin) at April 19, 2012 04:12 PM (Ks4nX)

325 “I’m going to vote for Obama,” Bacon said.

"Is that right? Well i'm voting for Romney so your vote just got cancelled out" said Ham.

Posted by: The MFM at April 19, 2012 04:12 PM (HI6wa)

326 Obama's approval rating has skyrocketed in North Korea...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 04:13 PM (wtvvX)

327 “I’m going to vote for Obama,” Bacon said.---
i wonder if dog tastes better with Bacon

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 19, 2012 04:15 PM (SO2Q8)

328 Romney: assistance dog
Obama: Pièce de résistance dog

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 19, 2012 04:16 PM (wtvvX)

329 Luckily I'm Kevin Bacon disappointment proof. Tremors was fun but....ohwell.
Posted by: eleven at April 19, 2012 04:08 PM (KXm42)

Yeah but didn't he also star in "Bring Home Chance" or "Bringing Chance Home"? I hate when liberal cock sucker, or is that suckers of cock?, star as Military People

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 19, 2012 04:21 PM (i6RpT)

330 Awwww... is Stanley J sad that Romney spoiled Barack's Black Panther party?

Posted by: Warden at April 19, 2012 04:22 PM (HzhBE)

331 If the media thinks cookiegate is bad. Wait until you see the complaints about Romney crushing an oreo in November.

Posted by: too far? at April 19, 2012 04:22 PM (HEatA)

332 SCOMDEF, "they talk to me like a dog" is really canineophile dogwhistle code language for "these poeple sopund delicious."

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 19, 2012 04:24 PM (QxSug)

333 If you come to Philly, Mitt, do NOT ask for Swiss cheese for the steak. Also, do not intimate that the steak looks like it came from anywhere other than the place you make your photo-op.
If you say that youhad a decent "steak and cheese" sub once while in Utah, just forget winning. Go home.

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 19, 2012 04:24 PM (YmPwQ)

334 211 199That's right,Baraka- not only am I eating your lunch, I'm eating your cookies and pie, too!Posted by: Mitt at April 19, 2012 03:40 PM (8g9qq)
Yeah, well I'm eating your dog!

why aren't more of you morons posting comments at the Bethel Bakery FB page?

Posted by: Mitt at April 19, 2012 04:34 PM (8g9qq)

335 **why aren't more of you morons posting comments at the Bethel Bakery FB page?**

hmmm, is there a flame war going on now?

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 19, 2012 04:37 PM (QxSug)

336 This "cookiegate" sounds like some kind of Obama dog-whistle attack on Romney.

Posted by: OxyCon at April 19, 2012 04:37 PM (ur8o6)

337
But the cookies came from Bethel Bakery, a local hot-spot since 1955.

Anyone whose cookie recipe list ingredients in terms of pounds or bags isn't home made. When I make batches of cookies, it is in terms of a dozen or two. Not a gross...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 19, 2012 04:40 PM (BDH94)

338 Listen to the video, people. He was not saying they came from a bakery in a complimentary way; he was sayin they look like they came from a "local 7-11 bakery." TRANSLATION: Cheap and not know for baked goods..." For all of you trying to spin this into Romney thinking the cookies looked good, were professionally made, or from a great bakery - just keep on covering for this Bozo candidate - he loves people he can snow!

Posted by: Ann at April 19, 2012 04:56 PM (ceE/l)

339 dammit, Ann, you got us. I guess ol "Nitally Lions" SCOMDEF is more true blue Pennsylvania.

Posted by: joeindc44 says hide your dogs, SCOMDEF's in town at April 19, 2012 05:16 PM (QxSug)

340 Mitt, old man... do not, I repeat, DO NOT do SNL.

If Cookiegate is what the Democrats are manufacturing, I simply cannot imagine the live assassination trap NBC will have for you. And neither can you nor your handlers.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at April 19, 2012 05:32 PM (eHIJJ)

341 " I've lost track -- now this outrage is real and not manufactured by Democrats, right?"

THEOCRAT! Oh wait. That shit is really cool when it helps your guy. I forget.

Posted by: Cackfinger at April 19, 2012 05:37 PM (CCHli)

342 So what is the outrage? The cookies did in fact come from a bakery? Was he supposed to lie and say 'Mmm, just like Grandma's?'

I think this one is too stupid for the low-info crowd to get, let alone make them vote for a DOG EATER.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 19, 2012 05:42 PM (UU0OF)

343 That's the way the cookie crumbles.

Remember when the public voted for Laura Bush v. Tipper Gore:
Gingersnaps v. Cowboy Cookies

...Lemonade?

Bakery items generally look better than they taste. Evidently Mrs. Romney bakes homemade cookies. At least Mitt's Mom likely baked cookies from scratch. The kerfuffle is by those who feast on prepackaged food against those who eat homemade food, insisting that there's no difference beyond the time spent in preparation.


Posted by: SCOAMF Media at April 19, 2012 06:09 PM (lpWVn)

344 Old and busted: 8% unemployment and $5 trillion in new debt

New hotness: Teasing about cookies.

Got it. And those "pissed-off locals" need to get a life.

Posted by: Math is hard! at April 19, 2012 06:12 PM (7+77t)

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