FREE BO

@diworsity on Twitter reminded me about why the left is pushing the Seamus on the Room (but Not on Saffron Rice) story: When Democrats push this story out to people in focus groups, they react hostilely to it, and Romney's favorables go down.

So this is not completely just Happy Fun Time.

So.... that's me justifying these real pictures and/or photoshops.

bostonterrier2.gif

icecreamdog.jpg

Thanks to @rdbrewer4, @theh2 (AndyU), and Michelles Mirror, and @jwfool (Jammie Wearing Fool).)

And also "Beefy Meatball."

Posted by: Ace at 02:16 PM



Comments

1 Obama eats a lot worse than dog, IYKWIM

Posted by: S at April 18, 2012 02:16 PM (Dll6b)

2 Mine not as pro, but it's linked in the handle.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 18, 2012 02:17 PM (mxnUd)

3 You haven't lived until you've tasted the forbidden pleasure of a spatchcocked pug.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 02:17 PM (/ZZCn)

4 MOAR RIDICKYOOL, PLEES.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 02:17 PM (+JIjV)

5 Free BO? How do I get some?

Posted by: red sweater at April 18, 2012 02:18 PM (Xwgt3)

6
{{{Speculators}}}

Posted by: Obama's Distraction Generator at April 18, 2012 02:19 PM (G/zuv)

7 The Obama eats dogs wave is over.

Posted by: Greg at April 18, 2012 02:19 PM (ZGREa)

8 and that story of a Black woman shooting and running over the White mother of a three-day old baby has hit the MFM, with race never mentioned. The perp is simply a 'nurse'


the Dead White Victim was simply 'in the wrong place the wrong time': At a pediatrician's office...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at April 18, 2012 02:19 PM (Dll6b)

9 Did someone say free BJ? No? Darn...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 18, 2012 02:19 PM (kDLl+)

10 I always wanted to try cocker spaniel... maybe the President can help me out with some old family recipies?

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 18, 2012 02:20 PM (pVvkk)

11 This meme will be non-stop till the election.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:20 PM (GQ8sn)

12
I may shit in the house every once in a while, but at least MJ never looks at me like I'm a snack.

Have I ever mentioned that it's terribly difficult to type without opposable thumbs, wingnuts? Well it is.

Posted by: MJ's Pug at April 18, 2012 02:20 PM (/x4oj)

13 My friends don't think this is a big deal. Romney torturing his poor puppy is, though. Even Rush Lindbaugh thinks so!

Posted by: who does not enjoy telling the truth at April 18, 2012 02:21 PM (ggRof)

14 Never mind the White House turkey (the Thanksgiving one, not the one living there now). Pardon Bo!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:21 PM (QA6Vm)

15 All of this strikes me as yet another distraction away from central issues like the economy and the gasoline being too damned high.
The whole enchihuahua, all of it

Posted by: Latter-Day Subgenius at April 18, 2012 02:22 PM (3ZtZW)

16
Under the Obama administration, dog rescues are at historic highs.

Posted by: Obama's Distraction Generator at April 18, 2012 02:22 PM (G/zuv)

17 Q: Seamus, where would you like to stay?

A: Roof! Roof!


Posted by: sithkhan at April 18, 2012 02:22 PM (6AQ8E)

18 THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 02:22 PM (evdj2)

19 The dogs last meal before Obama ate it was a pile of it's own shit.

Posted by: demoncrat at April 18, 2012 02:22 PM (GkYyh)

20 Boston Terrier Market?


Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 02:22 PM (ykSKg)

21
7The Obama eats dogs wave is over.



Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

It's over when we say it's over. And we're just getting warmed up!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:22 PM (QA6Vm)

22 Seamus on the roof, you mean?

Posted by: Methos at April 18, 2012 02:22 PM (6LvlL)

23 Off the roof!

Into my belly!

Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 02:23 PM (MMC8r)

24 18 THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!
Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 02:22 PM (evdj2)


You really should neuter your pets.

Posted by: Bob Barker at April 18, 2012 02:23 PM (v+QvA)

25 FOUR MORE EARS! FOUR MORE EARS!

Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA at April 18, 2012 02:23 PM (Ck8hC)

26 But we can't make jokes about this!

We can only attack Obama on the ecooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnomy!

Posted by: Inevitable whiny commenter at April 18, 2012 02:23 PM (ykSKg)

27 I think the meme has lost its bite.
But, not its bark.

Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2012 02:23 PM (VndSC)

28 My friends don't think this is a big deal. Romney torturing his poor puppy is, though. Even Rush Lindbaugh thinks so!
Posted by: who does not enjoy telling the truth at April 18, 2012 02:21 PM (ggRof)

me.

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy telling the truth at April 18, 2012 02:24 PM (ggRof)

29
We can only attack Obama on the ecooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnomy!


OK. Have you seen the price of dog food?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:24 PM (QA6Vm)

30 Obama was seeing eating a dog on the roof of the Presidential limo!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 02:24 PM (Iaxlk)

31 MOST men would have to practice on a dog for quite a while before working up to Michelle Obama.

Just sayin.....

Posted by: MrObvious at April 18, 2012 02:24 PM (2uovW)

32 2
Mine not as pro, but it's linked in the handle.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 18, 2012 02:17 PM (mxnUd)

--Good one!

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 02:24 PM (ykSKg)

33 Romney took his dog on trips, Obama put dogs in his lips.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 02:25 PM (ZGREa)

34 http:// www.freeimagehosting.net/ yhfob

Add the spaces back in.

I think this is the question all Americans need answered.

(This is from a vegetarian ad campaign on Toronto subways)

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 02:25 PM (NS2Mo)

35 "The Obama eats dogs wave is over."
**

Doggeh can't wave no more, he in preznit tummy.

I can haz weiner?

Posted by: LULZ cat at April 18, 2012 02:25 PM (jm/9g)

36
"Here, Bo, what do you think it'd be like to live in Indonesia?"

"Ruff!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:25 PM (QA6Vm)

37 Paws, please, while we say grace.

Posted by: Preznit Barksalot at April 18, 2012 02:25 PM (mxnUd)

38 MOAR DOGGEREL!

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 02:25 PM (evdj2)

39 I guess this is going to deep six his plan for using euthanized dogs as government surplus food.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

40 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:26 PM (8y9MW)

41 Just came back from having a veggie plate for lunch.

Thank gawd.

(Those pics are f*cking awesome.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 02:26 PM (UOM48)

42 EPA does some more legislatin'. Don't worry though, according to the EPA, the new regs are "cost-effective" for the nat gas producers.

http://tinyurl.com/cecypga

Posted by: slatz at April 18, 2012 02:26 PM (igH9j)

43 Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war.

Posted by: Moron Anthony at April 18, 2012 02:26 PM (aVL9y)

44 Damn you, posting those pictures. Now I have to sneak out to Sit n Shake for a malt.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 02:26 PM (/kI1Q)

45 Romney hosed his dog down, Obama washed his dog down.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 02:26 PM (ZGREa)

46 Heate nothin' but a hound dog
Washed down with some wine

Posted by: Elvis at April 18, 2012 02:27 PM (IrbU4)

47 I could vote for a guy who calmly hoses the dog diarrhea off his van and then continues on his way. Particularly if his opponent is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 18, 2012 02:27 PM (w41GQ)

48 Soylent Golden is ... dogs!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:27 PM (QA6Vm)

49 Questions: what's Obama's favourite Al Pacino movie?


Answer: Dog Day Afternoon.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:27 PM (GQ8sn)

50 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 02:27 PM (7W3wI)

51 OK. Have you seen the price of dog food?


Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:24 PM (QA6Vm)

--Actually a salient point. Whenever you see a libtard whining about things being so bad that people have to eat dog or cat food you know they're full of shit: pet food is much more expensive than human food.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 02:28 PM (ykSKg)

52 Romney hosed his dog down, Obama washed his dog down.


Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 02:26 PM (ZGREa)

If Romney says that in public, on live TV, I'll send him a ridiculous amount of money.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 02:28 PM (NS2Mo)

53 We also know little Barry ate snake and it was "tough" (liar).

Anyone DARE to photoshop those pics??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 02:28 PM (UOM48)

54 Those dogs look delicious.

Posted by: John Browncorn at April 18, 2012 02:28 PM (ymH/8)

55 rdbrewer - "fast food" tweet - omg that might be my favorite!

(linked in my name)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 02:28 PM (SB0V2)

56 Well, that gives the Buffet Rule an entirely new context.

Posted by: Juicer at April 18, 2012 02:28 PM (vrti+)

57 Contradicting an account by a Pentagon official, the White House is denying that President Obama struck a “deal” with Defense Secretary Leon E. Panetta to allow him to commute home to California most weekends on a military aircraft at a cost of $32,000 per round-trip flight and a total of $860,000 as of early April.

“There’s no deal here,” White House spokesman Jay Carney told reporters Tuesday when pressed on the issue. “The secretary has addressed the matter. He, I think, spoke about it, and he has decided to try to find a way, if there is, to reduce the cost. But, you know, I don’t have anything to add to it.”

Mr. Carney was responding to a question about whether the White House or Mr. Obama had negotiated with Mr. Panetta to allow the California commuting arrangement before Mr. Panetta accepted the Pentagon post.

The defense secretary must use military aircraft for security and communications purposes even during personal travel, but previous defense secretaries have lived in and around the Washington area and did not regularly travel across the country.

Earlier this week, Mr. Panetta said he regrets the cost of the commute and will try to find a way to economize in the future, but he still maintained that the trips home to his family’s walnut ranch in Monterey, Calif., are important.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 02:28 PM (7W3wI)

58 My beagles would like to point out that this is in truly bad taste.







At least put some Heinz 57 on those.

Posted by: tcn at April 18, 2012 02:28 PM (WhSRj)

59 Bo poops once too often on the oval office carpet and he's going to end up in an Indonesian style stew.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 02:28 PM (8GlB/)

60 beagle, pleeeze!

Posted by: Latter-Day Subgenius at April 18, 2012 02:29 PM (3ZtZW)

61 yeah Im not all "ooh I ate snake" but I have eaten snake and it's really good and not tough

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 02:29 PM (SB0V2)

62 EAT MOR KITTENZ !

Posted by: Pup-Fil-A at April 18, 2012 02:29 PM (HethX)

63 Free Do?

C'mon. You know nothing is free.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 18, 2012 02:29 PM (piMMO)

64 Yeah, Barry ate a lot ofIndonesian and Pakistani"snake." And it was tough. At first.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at April 18, 2012 02:29 PM (w41GQ)

65 Is that all they got, really? People may react badly to the Romney letting the dog ride on the roof story, until they get to the gas pump on the way home, that is.

Posted by: Auntie Doodles at April 18, 2012 02:29 PM (6uXZa)

66
Barack Obama stars in...

Look Who's Not Talking ... Because They've Been Eaten


Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 02:30 PM (G/zuv)

67 This meme will be non-stop till the election.

Naaa. I give it two weeks. 4 tops.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:30 PM (8y9MW)

68 Larry Sinclair was almost correct when he said Obama eats dong.

Posted by: Juicer at April 18, 2012 02:30 PM (vrti+)

69 207 (if it hasn't already been said a dozen times...)

SHIHTZU JUST GOT REAL


LOL...had to bring it over form the last thread.

Posted by: Brian at April 18, 2012 02:30 PM (UnMRd)

70 Please. Eat me. Put me out of my misery. Just do not EVER leave me alone with the big dog again.

Posted by: Bo at April 18, 2012 02:30 PM (ZGREa)

71 Yeah, Barry ate a lot ofIndonesian and Pakistani"snake." And it was tough. At first.

Oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at April 18, 2012 02:30 PM (rND5e)

72 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable canophage

Posted by: Latter-Day Subgenius at April 18, 2012 02:30 PM (3ZtZW)

73 They have
committed false report; moreover they have spoken untruths;
secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly, they have belied a
lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they
are lying knaves

Posted by: Dogberry at April 18, 2012 02:31 PM (ykSKg)

74 Liberals are amazing. Boulder Hobo can probably confirm that the Humane Society in the People's Republic has a high population of dogs because once the dogs are past the cute or babe magnet stage, they are coldly despatched to find a home with a stranger or date with a needle. It's not much of a secret up there.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 18, 2012 02:31 PM (0wf4c)

75 Don't think so greg (#7) This is taking on a life of it's own. Kind of a Dukakis helmet vibe. Mom, apple pie, baseball, and oh yeah, don't eat the dog.

Posted by: old glazier at April 18, 2012 02:31 PM (KcINh)

76 Bo poops once too often on the oval office carpet and he's going to end up in an Indonesian style stew.
Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 02:28 PM (8GlB/)

bo is only going to get in trouble for ruing obama's personal property. if bo goes on the rug they will buy a new one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

77 Naaa. I give it two weeks. 4 tops.

I don't know. As long as Axelrod and company keep pushing the Seamus story, we'll always have Doggy-gate.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:31 PM (GQ8sn)

78 Huckleberry Hound is anxious, Droopy Dog is suicidal and Pluto is fucking Goofy.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 02:31 PM (nyMpc)

79 Q: What does Obama call the program guide to the Wesminster Dog Show?

A: a menu

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 02:32 PM (elKF0)

80 Naaa. I give it two weeks. 4 tops.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:30 PM (8y9MW)

yeah, but in dog years that is

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

81 Now that the gloves are off, can we get a PhotoShop of Obama leaving a newborn baby to die in a soiled utility room?

It will go great with the pic of Michelle stabbing a baby in the back of the neck.

Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2012 02:32 PM (1jtwO)

82 I don't know. As long as Axelrod and company keep pushing the Seamus story, we'll always have Doggy-gate.

That's true. I just don't think they'll be dumb enough to keep pushing it that long.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:32 PM (8y9MW)

83
Miramax presents...

Barack H. Obama in...

the remake of a classic...

Old Yeller With Onions


Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 02:32 PM (G/zuv)

84 FYI, I'm not the only bonemuggler in the White House.

Posted by: Bo at April 18, 2012 02:33 PM (ykSKg)

85 You know ... the dog-eating part wasn't even the worst of that little story. I still can't get over:

Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make
room for the remnants of more ancient animist
and Hindu faiths. He
explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate:


I mean ... we're talking about the most primitive sorts of human notions, here. This stuff is barbaric, literally. And that was how Barky came through all of his formative years - not one or two, but FIVE!! Almost all of elementary school ... the time when his most basic world-views and personality were formed ... deformed.

The dog-eating is almost a step up from the "ancient [really, primitive, since there are other ancient notions that are not primitive] animist" faith and the idea that you take on the power of what you eat. WTFFFF?

Lucky that the slut didn't marry an Aztec, huh?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2012 02:33 PM (X3lox)

86 Don't forget about us!

Posted by: Indonesian snakes at April 18, 2012 02:33 PM (UOM48)

87 I just don't think they'll be dumb enough to keep pushing it that long.

I say, "Bring it".

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:33 PM (GQ8sn)

88
Dog, its what's for dinner. Catchy slogan. Invite your white hispanic friends over for obama weenies and have a teachable moment over a beer.

Posted by: Sub Tard at April 18, 2012 02:33 PM (ursbV)

89 Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make
room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He
explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate:


kind of explains why he is so wriggly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:34 PM (Z9EHQ)

90 I will never eat hush-puppies again.

Posted by: Exiled at April 18, 2012 02:34 PM (O0lVq)

91 And we get stuck with fucking figs!

Posted by: Apes in the underground grotto at April 18, 2012 02:34 PM (7W3wI)

92 Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make

room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He

explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate:



Are you saying, Obama takes a crap by squatting on top of the toilet seat?

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:34 PM (GQ8sn)

93 If the dog don't run, you must put it on a bun.

Posted by: Obama uses the OJ defense, fails at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (6LvlL)

94 Dogfather's Pizza

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (H7Nnh)

95 Barack Obama stars in...

101 Dalmatians...no wait, 99...gulp, urp,...I mean...98...

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (jm/9g)

96 I don't believe any of this. It's just another shaggy dog story.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (nyMpc)

97
Did Obama eat dog to get the taste of cock out of his mouth, or did he eat cock to get the taste of dog out?

Either way, you can tell he's not covering himself in red-blooded American masculinity, here.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (+JIjV)

98 bonesmuggler, dammit.

Fuckin' 's' key.

Posted by: Bo at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (ykSKg)

99
from Disney Studios...

the remake of...

The Shaggy D.A.

starring Barack Obama


Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (G/zuv)

100 Starbark's Coffee

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (H7Nnh)

101 If I had an online food store, it would look like this.

(link in name, stolen from earlier thread)

Posted by: Emperor Baracka at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (sJKFk)

102 Barack Obama stars in...



101 Dalmatians...no wait, 99...gulp, urp,...I mean...98...

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (jm/9g)


OMFG!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (X3lox)

103 I guess these assholes were working their way up to eating endangered tigers. Lolo probably figured that was the only way his loser stepson was ever going to get any pussy:

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with
dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was
introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted
grasshopper (crunchy),” the president wrote. “Like many Indonesians,
Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of
more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on
the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring
home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (UOM48)

104 Obama is as American as Airedale Pie.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (ZGREa)

105 My lunch meat had a first name, it was R-u-s-t-y! - SCoaMF singing in the kitchen at noon this day

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (AfeTw)

106 He's just proving to everyone that he's part of the 1%...............




that eats dog .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (npr0X)

107 Collie Island Hot Dogs

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (H7Nnh)

108 You know, once this whole Presidentin' thing doesn't work out, I think I have a spot on the next season of BBQ Pitmasters

Posted by: Barack Luvs Puppies at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (mmHDH)

109 Lucky that the slut didn't marry an Aztec, huh?


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2012 02:33 PM (X3lox)
---
Do we even need to say it?

Posted by: The Mayans at April 18, 2012 02:37 PM (6LvlL)

110
What do you call the slowest dog in the neighborhood?

Lunch!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:37 PM (QA6Vm)

111 We will use any weapon that comes to hand against this disaster of a president.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 02:37 PM (7W3wI)

112 What I don't get is why Lolo INSISTED on always making Barry eat the assholes of all those animals

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 02:37 PM (SB0V2)

113 18 THE BALLS ON THESE GUYS!
Posted by: toby928

WTF?! Why haven't they been properly neutered?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 18, 2012 02:37 PM (slntF)

114 The most beautiful sound in the world is the morning call to prayer. And te sound of the puppy mill next door waking the dogs up and preparing them for slaughter. Tasty slaughter.

Obama 2012: because these puppies won't eat themselves.

Obama 2012: cure world hunger, don't spade or neuter your pet

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 02:37 PM (EOxvv)

115 a pound of dog in the hand is like , something or other.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 02:37 PM (TomZ9)

116 Is that a snow cone or lollypup he's licking?

Posted by: CiceroKid at April 18, 2012 02:37 PM (JaDq0)

117 Pet de foie dog

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:38 PM (H7Nnh)

118 *I hope no Puppies were harmed during these ads*

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 02:38 PM (TomZ9)

119 We will use any weapon that comes to hand against this disaster of a president.

ZOMG111.....steevy speaks!

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2012 02:38 PM (KXm42)

120 Barky: "They bring a knife, I bring an air gun to pop a puppy."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 02:39 PM (UOM48)

121 I got 99 poodles, an' bitch ain't one of them...

Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA at April 18, 2012 02:39 PM (Ck8hC)

122 I've never understood that "hair of the dog.." saying. In my experience it's the hair that's the least tasty.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2012 02:39 PM (Q1lie)

123 Pupapouille

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:39 PM (H7Nnh)

124
Fried dog...with a side of bark.

Welcome to North Korea.

/Remember a couple of weeks when we were captioning that photo of Obama peering at the N. Korean border?

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 02:39 PM (G/zuv)

125 Annnnddd here comes another apology tour.

KABUL — Photographs apparently showing United States soldiers posing with body parts of a dead insurgent drew strong condemnation on Wednesday from American officials including Defense Secretary Leon E. Panetta and the commander of international forces in Afghanistan.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 02:39 PM (7W3wI)

126 Kentucky Fried Bitchen

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:39 PM (H7Nnh)

127 Nom nom nom

Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2012 02:40 PM (vjyZP)

128 Pupeye's Chicken

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:40 PM (H7Nnh)

129 chesnuts roasting on an open fire, dachshund grilling on the stake ...

all of my favorite things..

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 02:40 PM (TomZ9)

130 Does Obama have an infantile oral fixation? Because, you know, puppies. Nipple anxiety?

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 02:40 PM (/ZZCn)

131 Obama 2012: a puppy in every pot

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 02:40 PM (EOxvv)

132 >>> if bo goes on the rug they will buy a new one.


...FOR HIM TO POOP ON

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 02:41 PM (nyMpc)

133 Tailaroni

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:41 PM (H7Nnh)

134 He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate:

I recommend the spotted dick!

Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 18, 2012 02:41 PM (FcR7P)

135 125
Annnnddd here comes another apology tour.

KABUL — Photographs apparently showing United States soldiers posing
with body parts of a dead insurgent drew strong condemnation on
Wednesday from American officials including Defense Secretary Leon E.
Panetta and the commander of international forces in Afghanistan.




Those damned pictures are two years old and are of "insurgents" who blew themselves up.


Thanks, LA Times, you bastards.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 02:41 PM (UOM48)

136 Another question: what's Obama's favourite Disney movie?


Answer: Lady and The Tramp

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:41 PM (GQ8sn)

137 116
Is that a snow cone or lollypup he's licking?

Posted by: CiceroKid at April 18, 2012 02:37 PM (JaDq0)

--They were out of pupsicles that day.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 02:41 PM (ykSKg)

138 Pickeled Pug's Feet

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:41 PM (H7Nnh)

139 Why would anyone want to get the taste of cock out of his mouth?

Posted by: Barney F. at April 18, 2012 02:41 PM (+ZX4J)

140 Shit, when do we get to hear how well he throws a spear? Is that off limits?

Posted by: Sub Tard at April 18, 2012 02:42 PM (ursbV)

141 wait... he *ate* dog? Thats just wrong man.Wrong.

Posted by: Michael Vick at April 18, 2012 02:42 PM (A6JXc)

142 Braised Paw

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:42 PM (H7Nnh)

143 Barry claims the girls wanted a dog.

Riiiight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 02:42 PM (UOM48)

144 Arby's Roast Bichon

Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA at April 18, 2012 02:42 PM (Ck8hC)

145 General Tso's Puppy

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 02:42 PM (NS2Mo)

146 Bo sleeps with one eye open. True story.

Posted by: Zanne at April 18, 2012 02:42 PM (CqSMT)

147 List of issues that are serious to libtards:
Dog carried safely on roof of car
Wife of candidate a stay at home mom
Candidate who has a car elevator because he is a successful businessman
Semi Hispanic killing black kid

List of issues not important to libtards:
Unemployment
Gas and food prices
Candidate eating a dog
Candidate hanging out with a domestic terrorist
Thousands of black people killing other black people

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 02:43 PM (8GlB/)

148 That's two weeks in a row their phony bologna outrage has blown up in their face. First, the attack against Ann Romney has left shitstains all over the WH and now this.
You can tell they are getting desperate for something, anything to stick.
Last week they sent out that Hillary gal (on orders from Axlerod and the JEF). Now they've sent out Axlerod himself.
They got nothin'.
And they're scared.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 18, 2012 02:43 PM (kSaUf)

149 One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 02:36 PM (UOM4



So that's why tigers are endangered...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 02:43 PM (v+QvA)

150
The Obama eats dogs wave is over.
Posted by: Greg at April 18, 2012 02:19 PM (ZGREa)


You wish! This meme will be mercilessly twisted for the next month. Every conceivable dog/food joke will be explored and hung around Obama's neck. Didn't you see the "Morning Joe"clip in the post below? When Obama's allies in the MSM can't resist, you know you are in trouble.
One thing The One cannot stand is to be mocked. He got where he is on his image, puncture that and he is doomed. They're laughing at him, how do you fight that?
Before this vapid kerfluffle (and everyone here admits that's what it is), I expected Romney to win by 2-3 points. Now, I confidently lay down anelection prediction, of Romney by 10.

Posted by: Warthog at April 18, 2012 02:43 PM (WDySP)

151 I see nothing wrong with unleashing this line of attack on Baraka.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 02:43 PM (ykSKg)

152 we need some sort of "bo watch" to keep an eye on him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

153 By the way, they never said which part of the dog Obama ate.

Testicles with chutney over rice?

Posted by: Exiled at April 18, 2012 02:43 PM (O0lVq)

154 Obama 2012: when I fart I really can blame it on the dog

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 02:44 PM (EOxvv)

155 Who let the dogs out (woof) (woof) (woof) (woof)


of Obama's oven?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 18, 2012 02:44 PM (6BgmB)

156 I wonder what breed of dog Obama ate. Poodle, golden retriever, collie?

OMG! Maybe he ate Lassie!

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 02:44 PM (8GlB/)

157 Barack "Barky" Obama

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:44 PM (H7Nnh)

158 This is getting a bitout of hand...and paw for that matter.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2012 02:44 PM (eavT+)

159 Vote for me or I will kill this dog.

Posted by: President Obama at April 18, 2012 02:44 PM (qwK3S)

160 NO, GREG, AS A MATTER OF FACT WE'RE LAUGHING AT YOU!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2012 02:44 PM (Ck8hC)

161 So, I think I've mentioned the place near an old apartment called "The Canine Commissary" which I often joked was "a Korean restaurant."

Now we have reason to believe that BHO was their best customer?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:45 PM (8y9MW)

162 obama eats dog is nowhere over, it is a punchline. It may not need pages every day but it is going to be hanging around the corner everyday forever as a punchline.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

163 How can we ever be sure Bo doesn't have a stand-in? Or several for that matter?

Where the heck is the ASPCA when you need them?

Posted by: Exiled at April 18, 2012 02:45 PM (O0lVq)

164 The Dog Whisperer is whispering, "Run for your life."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 02:45 PM (nyMpc)

165 Somehow, I suspect Axelrod is in the dog house over this one. Boy, did he step on a rake.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:45 PM (QA6Vm)

166 Ground round hound.

Lox and beagles.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2012 02:45 PM (KXm42)

167 Don't expect Baraka to just roll over though.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 02:45 PM (ykSKg)

168 and that story of a Black woman shooting and running over the White
mother of a three-day old baby has hit the MFM, with race never
mentioned. The perp is simply a 'nurse'
--------------------------


When the story didn't mention the races of the women involved, I wasn't a bit surprised to find that a lot of scrolling revealed it was Black-on-White.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:45 PM (Kn3ys)

169 Every night I go to sleep, wondering if it's my last.

The girls have become bored with me, as has FLOTUS.

The President, however, has a strange look in his eyes when he glances my way.

I must escape. I feel my days are numbered.

Posted by: Bo's Diary at April 18, 2012 02:45 PM (UOM48)

170 All these dog = food jokes have been told already.Twitter was a firestorm of them yesterday.Carry on though,I still enjoy it.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 02:46 PM (7W3wI)

171 Something's cooking in Obama's kitchen...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhTKMBXWNg

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:46 PM (H7Nnh)

172 My take on the Weiner Dog: http://twitpic.com/9bceme/full

MS Paint sucks for manips.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 02:46 PM (4df7R)

173 Ummm... did no one but me notice that "Greg" had posted with MegaIndependent's blog as a link in his nic?

Methinks you've all be socked.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:46 PM (8y9MW)

174 Obama scares me.

Posted by: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at April 18, 2012 02:46 PM (WDySP)

175 By the way, they never said which part of the dog Obama ate.

Testicles with chutney over rice?


Posted by: Exiled at April 18, 2012 02:43 PM
----------------------

No, I think that was what Michelle ate. (Except the dog wasn't involved.)

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:46 PM (Kn3ys)

176 We've been calling him Barky for a couple of years now....who knew it would be so accurate.

Posted by: wheatie at April 18, 2012 02:46 PM (+5U+B)

177 Whatever happened to Obama's previous dog "Waffles"?

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 02:47 PM (l+MMl)

178 "These ain't the hush puppies I grew up on!"

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at April 18, 2012 02:47 PM (SiXlX)

179
Re: Dreams of My Father

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

Posted by: Bo the First Dog at April 18, 2012 02:47 PM (WDySP)

180 Stoaty Weasel has SCOAMF's dinner pic:

http://sweasel.com/

Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 02:47 PM (joSBv)

181 When the story didn't mention the races of the women involved, I wasn't a bit surprised to find that a lot of scrolling revealed it was Black-on-White.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:45 PM (Kn3ys)

where was it? they have stopped mentioning the race of criminals in nyc. the will show a video of a guy beating someone on the ground and describe his clothes, age, weight, hair, and everything, except his race.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:47 PM (Z9EHQ)

182 He ate a dog? And people voted for him? Bastards!

Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (8GlB/)

183 Eats With Wolves

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (H7Nnh)

184 I'm now officially awaiting for Joe Biden to mention eating cat and chinese food...

Posted by: taylork-T minus 6 days until quitting at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (5wsU9)

185 bo knows.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (vsjwN)

186 An '80s classic.


http://youtu.be/0359hSerDeE

Posted by: Dog Police at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (ykSKg)

187 I looked into a dog outfit to wear at Romney fund raiser with a sign, Barry, Please don't eat me.

It's too expensive. I've paid big bucks to go. It raining. Some one will find out it's me and I am too old for the shit.

This is a project for the College Republican, aka the flipper following Kerry.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (hXJOG)

188 So, is Romney still considered the underdog in this race?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (nyMpc)

189
conservatives being funny

Posted by: Mythbusters at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (HOOye)

190 Just in via Jake Tapper's twitter feed:

BHO thinks this election will "come down to jobs, not dogs."

Oh, goody. We'll beat you there, too.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (8y9MW)

191 where was it? they have stopped mentioning the race
of criminals in nyc. the will show a video of a guy beating someone on
the ground and describe his clothes, age, weight, hair, and everything,
except his race.


Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:47 PM
-----------------------

In the pictures.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (Kn3ys)

192 Re: Dreams of My Father

IT'S A COOKBOOK!
Posted by: Bo the First Dog at April 18, 2012 02:47 PM (WDySP)

eff. I was trying to think of a clever "how to serve man" reference.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

193 Dogs? Never heard of 'em.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at April 18, 2012 02:49 PM (4df7R)

194 DOGGY STYLE!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 02:49 PM (vsjwN)

195 "7 The Obama eats dogs wave is over.
Posted by: Greg"

That's easy for you to say. No one ate your relatives.

Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at April 18, 2012 02:49 PM (8GlB/)

196 pup tarts.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 02:49 PM (vsjwN)

197
What an old-fashioned American upbringing Barack Obama had. I can totally relate.

I have many fond memories of going out to the trash heaps of Indonesia with one of the natives Mom was fucking and bashing dogs to death with broken kitchen appliances for their meat.

For dessert, we would jam sticks into anthills until they were covered with crawling treats and lick them clean.

He used to tell me, "Baah-rahk, froutyurn n'chow bleesi *click* drestooni far borutu *click**click*"

Dads, huh?! They're all the same, amirite?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 02:49 PM (+JIjV)

198 For those Navy/Marine Corps vets... Especially those of us that have made a port call in Subic Bay...

Rover Adobo
Yorkie Yakisoba
Sheepdog Stew
German Shepard Pie

Posted by: Satan's Barbed Wee Wee at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (Jls4P)

199 Warthog:
>>> One thing The One cannot stand is to be mocked. He got where he is
on his image, puncture that and he is doomed. They're laughing at him,
how do you fight that?


Yeah.

Romney won't be hurt as much by mockery, and he could possibly benefit from it a bit, because it makes him seem a little less robotic.

But Obama's ego cannot handle it. "They treat me like a dog!", he'll whine.

Posted by: sandy burger at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (HfydS)

200 It's fun to blow off steam and poke the take-themselves-all-too-seriously leftards, but...

>>> When Democrats push this story out to people in focus groups, they react hostilely to it, and Romney's favorables go down.

...you can't change that. And that Obama ate a dog doesn't counter-balance. It's useful to throw those pushing the Romney hit off-stride, but at the end of the day it's not as damaging.

Personally, I think in context the Romney story is understandable--and I love my dog. But if you hear it and it convinces you Romney's a shit heel, then the Obama eating a dog won't swing you back.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (XXy2R)

201 Benji the Hunted

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benji_the_Hunted

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (H7Nnh)

202 The Secret Service can always find Barky if he gets lost. All of the dog microchips lodged in his intestines constantly announce his position.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (NS2Mo)

203 Stop hounding me!

Posted by: Baraka 0bama at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (ykSKg)

204 In the pictures.
Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:48 PM (Kn3ys)

you mean they never mentioned she was white black or something? only included a picture?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

205 This is a great thing to attack Obama with. Over and over and over.

It works because it's a disgusting image. And once you hear it and see it you can't get it out of your mind.

No matter what the Left says, once somebody knows that Obama ate dog meat they will be slightly disgusted by it.

It works even if you admit you are a rabid right-winger who would lie about Obama to defeat.

You could say, I'm an evil right-winger who hates Obama and would gladly lie to defeat him -- and, hey, did you see the story about how Obama used to eat dogs? He ate dog meat! He poached the pooch! He munched on the mutt. How gross is that?

And it would still work as an attack.


Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (ZPrif)

206 You guys never give me a break.

Just let me eat my Westie.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2012 02:51 PM (Q1lie)

207 BHO thinks this election will "come down to jobs, not dogs."**

So Mitt's dog on the roof isn't relevant, right?

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2012 02:51 PM (jm/9g)

208 Dog days of Summer

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:51 PM (H7Nnh)

209 The Obama eats dogs wave is over.

It's only been like 16 hours, so, no, it's really not. Now it's moving into the Photoshop phase and will likely move into the music video phase.

Posted by: JonathanEllis at April 18, 2012 02:51 PM (BdzEV)

210 Dog is a four letter word.

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:51 PM (H7Nnh)

211 99 waterdogs left on the "ranch"
99 waterdogs left
Chase one down and cook it 'til brown
98 waterdogs left on the "ranch"

Posted by: Anachronda at April 18, 2012 02:52 PM (xGZ+b)

212 BHO thinks this election will "come down to jobs, not dogs."
That they are even responding to this makes it full of win.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 18, 2012 02:52 PM (JxMoP)

213
I was trying to think of a clever "how to serve man" reference.


We don't do that anymore. Well, outside of Liberia, anyway.

Posted by: Barack Obama Sr. at April 18, 2012 02:52 PM (QA6Vm)

214 How long until the MSMline up somewell regarded celebritiesto talk abouttheir "rich and diverse" culinary travels? Tonight is my guess.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 02:52 PM (HethX)

215 "OK. Have you seen the price of dog food?"

By dog food do you mean an Indonesian stew made of Pug.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 02:52 PM (8GlB/)

216 Oops, forgot question mark.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 02:52 PM (8GlB/)

217 you mean they never mentioned she was white black or something? only included a picture?


Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM

-----------------------
Yup.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:52 PM (Kn3ys)

218 Ugh, why does it show italics correctly in the comment box but not after it's posted?

Posted by: JonathanEllis at April 18, 2012 02:53 PM (BdzEV)

219 One thing The One cannot stand is to be mocked. He got where he is
on his image, puncture that and he is doomed. They're laughing at him,
how do you fight that?

Yeah.

Romney won't be hurt as much by mockery, and he could possibly benefit from it a bit, because it makes him seem a little less robotic.

But Obama's ego cannot handle it. "They treat me like a dog!", he'll whine.

Posted by: sandy burger at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (HfydS)

It is even worse, he is used to being protected by the pc shield and according to the pc rules this should be protected by the pc shield. he will be twice as angry because he has a glass jaw and because his shield is not working.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

220 At least I was loved for being me, not for the empty feeling you get after Chinese food!

Posted by: Zombie Seamus at April 18, 2012 02:53 PM (V92KK)

221 Obama stars in:

The Marxist and the Hound

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 02:53 PM (H7Nnh)

222 Oops, forgot question mark.

That's alright. Punctuation is mostly optional here at the HQ.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:53 PM (8y9MW)

223 @214 Cue Anthony Bourdain to come to Barky's rescue. Barky's problem is that Bourdain can't resist being a complete condescending asshole.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 02:54 PM (NS2Mo)

224 @186

Dog Police? LOL, where do you find that shit???

Are they coming for Moochelle?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at April 18, 2012 02:54 PM (hXJOG)

225 The Obama eats dogs wave is over.

It's only been like 16 hours, so, no, it's really not. Now it's moving into the Photoshop phase and will likely move into the music video phase.
Posted by: JonathanEllis at April 18, 2012 02:51 PM (BdzEV)

see now I thought that said "obama gives dog waiver" as I scrolled by.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

226 Has anyone heard from Gail Collins at the NYT? She's always mentioning the Seamus story, so she must be absolutely traumatized by this Obama-eats-teh-doggies revelation, right? Right?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2012 02:54 PM (4Uq9X)

227 because his shield is not working.

The goggles did nothing either?

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 18, 2012 02:54 PM (Qxe/p)

228 I like to chew the bone too, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: Baraka Obama at April 18, 2012 02:54 PM (ykSKg)

229 God BLESS America? No! No! No! Dog DAMN America! Dog DAMN America!

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 18, 2012 02:55 PM (yfgUc)

230 Obama's dinner.............the dog that didn't bark

Posted by: Not an Artist at April 18, 2012 02:55 PM (uRumV)

231 SO THIS IS HOW DRUGGIE RUSHIE, O'LIELLY AND KLANNITY TOLD YOU WHAT TO THINK?*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 18, 2012 02:55 PM (/Aauo)

232 "Seamus on the room"

Romney is so rich his car has a room?

Posted by: Greg at April 18, 2012 02:55 PM (bN5ZU)

233
It's only been like 16 hours, so, no, it's really not. Now it's moving into the Photoshop phase and will likely move into the music video phase.




Can't wait for the Downfall version. It'll be like an AV Canseku.

Posted by: Barack Obama Sr. at April 18, 2012 02:55 PM (QA6Vm)

234 Posted by: KayInMaine at April 18, 2012 02:55 PM (/Aauo)

Your boyfriend eats dog. He admitted it. In print.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 02:56 PM (NS2Mo)

235 because his shield is not working.

The goggles did nothing either?
Posted by: jwb7605 at April 18, 2012 02:54 PM (Qxe/p)

even his dental dam offline.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:56 PM (Z9EHQ)

236 Soylent green is DOOOG!!

Posted by: Malia at April 18, 2012 02:56 PM (8GlB/)

237 It's only been like 16 hours, so, no, it's really not. Now it's moving into the Photoshop phase and will likely move into the music video phase.




Can't wait for the Downfall version. It'll be like an AV Canseku.
Posted by: Barack Obama Sr. at April 18, 2012 02:55 PM (QA6Vm)

even better, wait until those taiwanese animation guys get ahold of it. there is going to be some quality work and firsthand knowledge there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

238 I have a question:

If this whole "eating dog" thing was in Obama's book, why is it just coming out now? I mean, someone must have already read it, but not commented till now? I'm not saying it's something fishy, but I wonder why no one has ever brought this little tidbit up before, like in 2008?

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (GQ8sn)

239 wait I saw this in Roger and Me, right? Barry walks into the Puppy Shop:
"Pets or Meat?"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (SB0V2)

240 You guys don't understand what i went through as a poor child, I mean Indonesia!?, for the first few years, I couldn't help how my mother chose to drag me around those years she made the best choices she could in the times she lived in., I couldn't help eating the family dog, It wasn't all that , rather stringy and tough .
I have made the best of it, even though i crave dog i swear i haven't eaten any in decades.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (TomZ9)

241 BHO thinks this election will "come down to jobs, not dogs."
---------------------

What an idiot. When the Republican campaigns start slapping him with the UE rate this summer, he'll want to do nothing but play 24/7 reruns of Lassie.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (Kn3ys)

242 EC

no one really actually read that piece of offal, that's why

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (SB0V2)

243 The great thing is that the only thing they can do to 'defuse' this is to let the Seamus thing drop. No celebrity they trot out to talk about how it's "normal" will help. No "cultural expert" who talks about Indonesian culture will help.

I really think most people would think this is completely "meh," but the fact they've gotten defensive about it is actually what makes it effective. There's a natural inclination to believe "methinks they do protest too much," and that if there was no "there" there, the Obama Camp would have ignored it. Since they didn't ignore it, there must be something there, so this is something. (It makes sense if you turn off your brain and then read it real fast- or simulate a 'moderate')

So only by just allowing it to die down and go away will they prevent any further damage, but one mention of "Seamus the dog" will immediately bring it back.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (8y9MW)

244 Cry 'Havoc!', and let slip the dogs of war.

Posted by: Moron Anthony at April 18, 2012 02:26 PM (aVL9y)

**BRRRRAAAAAAP!**

Ummm, how 'bout cats? We got Cats of War? Nobody's eating cats right?

Posted by: Bark Obama at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (rX1N2)

245 I just dont buy the "He was only a child!" argument and here is why: All of you that have kids above the age of 5 go and cook up a nice steak, set it in front of your kids and tell them its dog, and they have to eat it. What is their reaction? Ya, thought so.

So here is my "GOTCHA!" question to libs: If its common knowledge among American 10 year olds that you dont eat dog, why wasnt it for Obama?

The only possible answers are either to claim that an avg american 10yr kid doesnt know he shouldnt eat dog, which we know is BS. ORRRR the other answer, Obama wasnt your average AMERICAN kid (snicker, snicker)

Posted by: MikeInBA at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (Q9Fr6)

246 Sit Barky, sit! Good dog!

Posted by: UBU at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (ykSKg)

247 Your boyfriend eats dog. He admitted it. In print.

Only when he's not busy smoking dope or snorting coke.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (SY2Kh)

248
And the lefties can't deny it, either - it's in his goddamned book!

While this is silly, it's also devastating, because it makes Obama and his supporters into a laughing stock. And if there's one thing hipsters are allergic to, it's being laughed at.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (QA6Vm)

249 I never change my underwear !!!!! Because I don't wear any !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Kay in Maine at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (Dll6b)

250 Ah, Kay give it a rest.
These folks actually read my book.

Posted by: Emperor Baracka at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (sJKFk)

251 238
I have a question:

If this whole "eating dog" thing was in
Obama's book, why is it just coming out now? I mean, someone must have
already read it, but not commented till now? I'm not saying it's
something fishy, but I wonder why no one has ever brought this little
tidbit up before, like in 2008?


Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (GQ8sn



How many people do you think actually read his stupid books? I'd really like to pick them up in a mark-down bin somewhere and find more goodies.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (UOM48)

252 97 Did Obama eat dog to get the taste of cock out of his mouth, or did he eat cock to get the taste of dog out?Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 02:35 PM (+JIjV)

It's worse than that, Jim.

He ate the dog's cock. To get the taste in his mouth.

Posted by: Bones McCoy at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (Iaxlk)

253 logprof,
I pay twice as much for dog shampoo as I pay for my own.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (8GlB/)

254 238 I have a question:

If this whole "eating dog" thing was in Obama's book, why is it just coming out now? I mean, someone must have already read it, but not commented till now? I'm not saying it's something fishy, but I wonder why no one has ever brought this little tidbit up before, like in 2008?
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (GQ8sn)

pc shield was working then.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

255 234
Posted by: KayInMaine at April 18, 2012 02:55 PM (/Aauo)

Your boyfriend eats dog. He admitted it. In print.


Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 02:56 PM (NS2Mo)

--He even read that shit aloud --and recorded it!

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (ykSKg)

256 And for being the "Best Dog Gone President, we award you our life time achievement award.

Never has so much been given to so few, so soon in an election.

Thanks for the laughs all dog gone summer.

Posted by: Screen Guild Comedy Writers at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (hXJOG)

257 Annnnd: KayInsane's got nuthin'.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (8y9MW)

258 If this whole "eating dog" thing was in Obama's book, why is it just coming out now? I mean, someone must have already read it, but not commented till now? I'm not saying it's something fishy, but I wonder why no one has ever brought this little tidbit up before, like in 2008?
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (GQ8sn)


Because absolutely no one actually read the whole book. Just enough to sound cool while chatting with lefty co-workers at the watercooler.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (4df7R)

259 Dog is "haram" as well as snake, I believe. Certainly not "halal".
So little Barry the mosque boy was out of bounds, I believe.
If he'd been Christian at the time, he could have quickly cleared things up.
Not sure about forgiveness in Islam though, so is he still screwed in their eyes, after all these years? (Aside from that little Christian profession he's done and oh yeah that Bin Laden thingy).
This clown is soooooo beatable (is that denouncable)?

Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (BoE3Z)

260 On another note: There is no way in hell the McCain campaign had anyone clever or devious enough to retweet the "in hindsight, a chilling photo."

Posted by: jimmuy at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (kSaUf)

261 even better, wait until those taiwanese animation
guys get ahold of it. there is going to be some quality work and
firsthand knowledge there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

--Damn, I sure hope NMA does it. I'll keep my eye out.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (ykSKg)

262 no one really actually read that piece of offal, that's why

Apparently not even the libs. They just carried it around to self-identify to others of their ilk, like a red carnation in the lapel.

Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (joSBv)

263 I think everyone is overreacting about Obama saying he ate the dog.
It was just a sexual reference.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (Iaxlk)

264 Did you hear the one about, The President and......

Posted by: Jay Leo at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (hXJOG)

265 Okay, before I take the bait, is that REALLY KayInMaine, or someone doing an excellent sock? I say excellent because it brings just the right amount of spittle-flecked crazy.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (4df7R)

266 Libturds are a hoot. Their line of defense on the ABC website is that the GOP is being abusive to Ogabe since he was only 6-10 years old when he ate dog.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (WUWb9)

267
No "cultural expert" who talks about Indonesian culture will help.


Quite the contrary, in fact, because it makes the point that culturally he's Indonesian, not American, and thereby undercuts the bullshit line they've been pushing for years.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (QA6Vm)

268 God can go cook cuckoo, cognac, dog.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (l+MMl)

269 Ugh, why does it show italics correctly in the comment box but not after it's posted?


Posted by: JonathanEllis
-----------------------

Because pixy hates us.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (Kn3ys)

270 I read he is promising a "dog in every pot. Is that true or did someone make that up?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

271 And we can bring it back up in August during the "Dog Days" of Summer.

No, Barry, that's not like Taste of Chicago.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 03:01 PM (NS2Mo)

272 How many people do you think actually read his stupid books? I'd really
like to pick them up in a mark-down bin somewhere and find more goodies.


A LOT of people read his book. That makes me dumbfounded that no one, NO ONE, ever thought to say "holy shit, Obama ate a dog!" before. I know someone on the right must have read it just to find some nuggets of info on him.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 03:01 PM (GQ8sn)

273 238
I have a question:

If this whole "eating dog" thing was in
Obama's book, why is it just coming out now? I mean, someone must have
already read it, but not commented till now? I'm not saying it's
something fishy, but I wonder why no one has ever brought this little
tidbit up before, like in 2008?


Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 02:57 PM (GQ8sn)

--In a way, it's better that it was dormant until the Seamus issue came up. That book represents a lot of arrows still in the quiver.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:01 PM (ykSKg)

274 MikeinBA, Lola probably called it a hot dog, so it was OK.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 03:01 PM (TomZ9)

275 And the lefties can't deny it, either - it's in his goddamned book!

And yet they do. There have been a couple (at least) on Twitter who are saying that we're "claiming" he ate a dog. I think one even used the word "lying."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:01 PM (8y9MW)

276 "...but the fact they've gotten defensive about it is actually what makes it effective."

Posted by: AllenG Dedicated Tenther at April 18, 2012 02:58 PM (8y9MW)

The fact that they're on the defensive for once is truly amazing. If Romney can go all offense all the time, these fuckers won't know what to do. Even when these bastards have no material to go offensive with, they manufacture something.

They have no idea how to play defense and they have no record to defend, so watching them lose control of this narrative is truly a spectacle to behold.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 18, 2012 03:02 PM (rX1N2)

277 Romney put a dog on the roof of his car.
I put a dog on top of some rice.

Posted by: Emperor Baracka at April 18, 2012 03:02 PM (sJKFk)

278 God can go cook cuckoo, cognac, dog.Posted by: Korla Pundit

huh?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2012 03:02 PM (Ck8hC)

279 Man...you guys sure know how to beat a dead horse.

Posted by: Sarah Jessica Parker at April 18, 2012 03:02 PM (eavT+)

280 Their line of defense on the ABC website is that
the GOP is being abusive to Ogabe since he was only 6-10 years old when
he ate dog.


Posted by: Ammo Dump
-------------

How old was he when he waxed nostalgic about it in his book?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 03:02 PM (Kn3ys)

281 --He even read that shit aloud --and recorded it!
Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 02:59 PM (ykSKg)

shit got real. obama saying he ate dog? where? that is my new ring tone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

282 president dog breath......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 03:03 PM (vsjwN)

283
I think the question nobody has asked the scoamf is:
When shopping for dinner what do you look for when sniffing a dogs ass?

Posted by: YIKES! at April 18, 2012 03:03 PM (eXigD)

284 ILL

Posted by: The Lady's Room Door On A Tuna Boat at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (VMcoS)

285 Their line of defense on the ABC website is that the GOP is being
abusive to Ogabe since he was only 6-10 years old when he ate dog.


Guess those guys have never tried to get a kid to eat something he didn't want. Lima beans, for instance.

Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (joSBv)

286 Imagine Ogabe's books weren't that popular. Soros probably bought the bulk of them to pump up the Indonesian Imbecile. Also, books make the best kind of charcoal for roasted dog.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (WUWb9)

287 i guess it will be all a surprise to middle America when they hear He
searched out Marxist , communists Prof's to have as mentors .



the book is full of fun facts many didn't seem to know.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (TomZ9)

288 Oh, Snap! Axelrods' Seamus narrative just blew up in his face!

Posted by: Marie at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (H50jQ)

289
Hope and Mange!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (nyMpc)

290 I suppose all the thin skinned liberals are going to become unhinged over this and go full libtard crazy over this.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

291 I agree with 245. It's a no-win for the commies.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 03:05 PM (WUWb9)

292 The fact that they're on the defensive for once is truly amazing.

Exactly. And the fact that this is what they chose to get defensive about? Seriously?

But I'll take it.

shit got real. obama saying he ate dog? where? that is my new ring tone.

Somebody posted it earlier: he apparently read his book for the audio-book version: including the very passage under discussion.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:05 PM (8y9MW)

293 We have the most un-American person to ever hold the office of POTUS. He ate dog.

obama ate dog, did any other American eat dog besides obama eating dog?

Posted by: jukin at April 18, 2012 03:05 PM (5oKRH)

294 I'LL EAT MY OWN DOG LAPPERS IF IT WILL GET MY BELUVVED BARACK REELECTED HERE LAPPERS HERE NICE DOGGY NOM NOM NOM!!

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 18, 2012 03:05 PM (VMcoS)

295 262
no one really actually read that piece of offal, that's why

Apparently
not even the libs. They just carried it around to self-identify to
others of their ilk, like a red carnation in the lapel.


Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 03:00 PM (joSBv)

--If you want to dig around on the FB page, I posted a photo a few months ago where I moved a copy of Audacity of Hope (I could not find a copy of Dreams) to the "Myths and Folklore" section of the bookstore.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:05 PM (ykSKg)

296 we should all get 'puppy' yelping ring tones on our phones

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (TomZ9)

297 As a life long liberal I have to say that the fact that the president eats dogs shocks my concience. As a life long liberal I am now certain I must vote for Romney. Did I mention I'm a life long liberal? Well, I am. I just acalled all of my friends, who are also life long liberals. They too are voting Romney this time around. Because they love their dogs.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (UpwlP)

298 Romney takes his dog on vacations. Obama hashis with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Posted by: Bosk at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (n2K+4)

299 289 Hope and Mange!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (nyMpc)
God help me, I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (WUWb9)

300 kids know from a very young age....you don't eat dog....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (vsjwN)

301 He gnawed and gnawed on us. And liked it.

Posted by: Indonesian snakes at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (UOM48)

302 --In a way, it's better that it was dormant until the Seamus issue came
up. That book represents a lot of arrows still in the quiver.


Well shit, then someone on our side better buy a copy and start scouring that book for something else disgusting.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (GQ8sn)

303
And yet they do. There have been a couple (at least) on Twitter who are saying that we're "claiming" he ate a dog. I think one even used the word "lying."


That makes it even better, because it proves that they consider it devastating too, and therefore must deny it, even though it easily proven.

Truly, it is a great day in the neighborhood.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (QA6Vm)

304 #278

It's a pallindrome.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (l+MMl)

305 It's enough to give a man hydrophoby!

Posted by: The Ole Prospector at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (exvgC)

306 as to the "why is this coming out now?"
1) as was mentioned, the PC field was at full force back when this book first came out.
2) Those who read it were 95% in love with the JEF so that mention was an "oh, isn't he so traveled and exotic (and dreamy)?" thought.
3) He was running against John McCain last time. You think that guy would dare attempt a cheap attack--even if it would work?

Posted by: jimmuy at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (kSaUf)

307 he ate old yeller? that sounds like a southpark line.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

308 MORE DOG WHISTLES FOR YOU RASCIST FACISTS! *SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 18, 2012 03:07 PM (/Aauo)

309 This is great. There is no defense.

And even defending it just gets that image out there. Obama used to cook and eat innocent puppies!!

Obama knows what dog tastes like!

This is awesome. It can't be defended against.

Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 03:07 PM (ZPrif)

310 It's a shame this didn't pop up a little later in the year . . .

. . . so I could say, "It's the DOG DAYS of August!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2012 03:07 PM (exvgC)

311 the book is full of fun facts many didn't seem to know.


Posted by: willow
-------------------------

I wonder who's going to ghost-write Ogabe's post-White-House book? It's going to be hilarious when he misses every deadline, turns in shitty pages full of typos, and some hapless editor winds up doing the whole thing herself.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (Kn3ys)

312 3) He was running against John McCain last time. You think that guy would dare attempt a cheap attack--even if it would work?
Posted by: jimmuy at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (kSaUf)

he did consider the effect of the moron hordes this time around. never underestimate a moron.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

313 shit got real. obama saying he ate dog? where? that is my new ring tone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

--It's linked in the previous thread.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (ykSKg)

314
Try and eat Bullet, and you will face me at sundown pardner.

Posted by: Ghost of Roy Rogers at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (TkGkA)

315 please don't eat the daisies and please don't eat the dog......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (vsjwN)

316 CAN U SMELL WHAT THE BARACK IS COOKING?!

Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (Ck8hC)

317 shit got real. obama saying he ate dog? where? that is my new ring tone.
Obama himself is the narrator of the audio book:
http://tinyurl.com/7zhweu4

I won't give him royalties on it, but I'll bet the Romney campaign makes him a bit richer.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (Qxe/p)

318 Okay, someone up-thread was mentioning wearing a dog costume to a Romney rally.

I recommend against.

However, wearing one to some Obama Rally, carrying a sign that says, "Don't eat me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO" could be absolutely hysterical.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (8y9MW)

319 So the President bought a cat, but no one can find it. They did have Chinese last Wednesday.

Posted by: Dave Letterman at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (hXJOG)

320 Is there a "Hitler Finds Out Obama Ate Dog" video yet? (They did it for Romney/Seamus.)

Posted by: jakeman at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (96M6e)

321 The cat vote just came in...

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (l+MMl)

322 Mitt should have Donny Osmond follow Barry around and sing Puppy Love

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 03:09 PM (1Jaio)

323
Obama knows what dog tastes like!
.............


Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 03:07 PM (ZPrif)

I've never doubted that for a minute.

Posted by: tubal at April 18, 2012 03:09 PM (BoE3Z)

324
I wanted to eat that purple dog Barney.

Posted by: Joe "Slow Joe" Biden at April 18, 2012 03:09 PM (TkGkA)

325 What's the big deal?
I Eat Horse!

Posted by: Matthew Broderick at April 18, 2012 03:09 PM (Iaxlk)

326 318
Okay, someone up-thread was mentioning wearing a dog costume to a Romney rally.

I recommend against.

However,
wearing one to some Obama Rally, carrying a sign that says, "Don't eat
me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO" could be absolutely
hysterical.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (8y9MW)


If we ever needed Andrew Breitbart, we need him now like never before.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 03:09 PM (GQ8sn)

327 Obama poached the pooch.
Obama munched on mutt.
Obama grilled the greyhoud.
Obama boiled barky.
Obama carved up the canine.
Obama dined on doggie.
Obama chewed on Chihuahua.

Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 03:09 PM (ZPrif)

328 What the hell is wrong with the lazy Hitler bunker video people? Can they not hop right on this?

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (OhYCU)

329 If you want to dig around on the FB page

Can't find FB page. Inept.

Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (joSBv)

330 320
Is there a "Hitler Finds Out Obama Ate Dog" video yet? (They did it for Romney/Seamus.)

Posted by: jakeman at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (96M6e



Please! (The Sandra Fluke vid was the funniest ever.)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (UOM48)

331 I won't give him royalties on it, but I'll bet the Romney campaign makes him a bit richer.
Posted by: jwb7605 at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (Qxe/p)

as long as it is taxed as ordinary income I am ok with royalties.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

332 323 Obama knows what dog tastes like!

It's Worse Than That, Jim!
Obama knows what Michelle tastes like!

Posted by: Bones McCoy at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (Iaxlk)

333 #207 Mitts's dog got to go on a vacation ffs, how could he not feel that kind of love? Beats being in the first kennel all alone

Posted by: old glazier at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (KcINh)

334 320, you beat me

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (OhYCU)

335 308 MORE DOG WHISTLES FOR YOU RASCIST FACISTS! *SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 18, 2012 03:07 PM (/Aauo)


We stopped using those.
Obama can hear them.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (Qxe/p)

336 289 Hope and Mange!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 03:04 PM (nyMpc)

God help me, I can't stop laughing.


Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 18, 2012 03:06 PM (WUWb9)

How did I miss that? Out of all the funny on these dog threads, that might be the best one. I couldn't type I was laughing so hard.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (rX1N2)

337 Another question: what's Obama's favourite Disney movie?

Answer: Lady and The Tramp


Mine, too!!!

Posted by: Sandra Fluck at April 18, 2012 03:11 PM (ZGREa)

338 You know dog spelled backwards is God. Obama was eating god and that's why he's a god. Right?

Farrakhan, help me out here.

Posted by: Rev Wright at April 18, 2012 03:11 PM (hXJOG)

339
I ate one of Lassie's puppies and it tasted like chicken.

Posted by: Honey Badger at April 18, 2012 03:11 PM (TkGkA)

340 However, wearing one to some Obama Rally, carrying a
sign that says, "Don't eat me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO"
could be absolutely hysterical.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (8y9MW)

--

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:11 PM (ykSKg)

341 There's another picture floating around on Twitter of Obama in a grocery store checkout line with Bo on a leash.

This is hilarious.

Posted by: rockmom at April 18, 2012 03:11 PM (NYnoe)

342 I have heard from some people from the Asia region that the black dogs are considered the best tasting for some reason.
BO is black.
So, there's that.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 18, 2012 03:11 PM (kSaUf)

343 225 The Obama eats dogs wave is over.

It's only been like 16 hours, so, no, it's really not. Now it's moving into the Photoshop phase and will likely move into the music video phase.
Posted by: JonathanEllis at April 18, 2012 02:51 PM (BdzEV)

see now I thought that said "obama gives dog waiver" as I scrolled by.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 02:54 PM (Z9EHQ)
-----------------

and xtranormal like digi anims

and that 3D animated (news) stuff from japan
oh my, that will be sweet

Posted by: xtranormal at April 18, 2012 03:12 PM (HOOye)

344 321
The cat vote just came in...



Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (l+MMl)

--Remember the story out of New Mexico of a cat being registered to vote? Maybe they're on to something.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:12 PM (ykSKg)

345 326 318
Okay, someone up-thread was mentioning wearing a dog costume to a Romney rally.

I recommend against.

However,
wearing one to some Obama Rally, carrying a sign that says, "Don't eat
me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO" could be absolutely
hysterical.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (8y9MW)

If we ever needed Andrew Breitbart, we need him now like never before.
Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 03:09 PM (GQ8sn)

you sould do it, however, only if you have someone in union garb filming the beating you are going to get so you can press charges and post the video online. having a video of obamaphiles beating a dog would be pretty close to priceless.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

346
I stopped to look around the blogs I frequent and I find that the universe is suddenly full of dog-as-food jokes (and I note that Instapundit has my Bo discoviering"It's a cookbook" in the top line right now).
If Obama had a record to run on instead of run from this would all be different. Instead of being able to point to some accomplishment of an enemy defeated, a great public work (space program or a pipeline bringing in cheap energy), or even a somewhat-growing economy, he has nothing. Heis forcedto buff up his Soviet-style"Hope" image, demonize Romney and throw up a smokescreen of distracting trivial issues. This dog thing breaks a leg off that stool quite completely.
I take back what I said about Romney winning by 10 point. It will be 15 and the demoralization of the Democrats spills downward to the point that the Republicans take the Senate as well.

Posted by: Warthog at April 18, 2012 03:12 PM (WDySP)

347 If we ever needed Andrew Breitbart, we need him now like never before.

Heck, we've got plenty of people stepping up to the plate. Nil Disparandum.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:12 PM (8y9MW)

348 >337 Another question: what's Obama's favourite Disney movie?

>Answer: Lady and The Tramp

No, his appetite is bigger: 1001 Dalmations.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:12 PM (l+MMl)

349 Is it true Obama got pounded at a stray bar?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2012 03:12 PM (n6JNN)

350 Obama filleted Fido.
Obama lunched on Lassie.
Obama brunched on Beethoven.
Obama took a bite out of McGruff the Crime Dog.

Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 03:12 PM (ZPrif)

351 Reason for eating dog, didn't want that bitch to be punished with a litter of puppies.

Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2012 03:13 PM (8GlB/)

352 MORE DOG WHISTLES FOR YOU RASCIST FACISTS!
---------------------

It's always all about 'rasce' for you libtards.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 03:13 PM (Kn3ys)

353
Soros probably bought the bulk of them to pump up the Indonesian Imbecile.


Yep. I've long suspected this. Buy the books, put 'em in a warehouse while the book shoots up the best-seller lists and puts a lot of royalty cash in Barky's pocket, then sell 'em later.

A political boost, and probably made some money on the deal too. Remember that Barry bought his house with a subprime mortgage, which he paid off shortly afterwards when the royalty checks came in. Almost like he knew he'd be coming into some money (or is hopelessly imprudent financially).

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 03:13 PM (QA6Vm)

354 Will Brian on Family Guy still be an Obamabot?

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:13 PM (l+MMl)

355 That 2nd pic hits a little too close to home for those of us who had Taco Bell for lunch.

Posted by: slug at April 18, 2012 03:13 PM (JPc/J)

356
Bo...Bo, the first page is just a collection of English words with their own translation. But the rest of the book...the rest of the book—It's a cookbook!

Posted by: kj at April 18, 2012 03:13 PM (zdvxY)

357 Now we know why the guy can eat all the time and stay so thin. He's got worms. Bet he gets photographed dragging his skinny ass around the red carpet next summit meeting he goes to.

Posted by: Caring Concerned Person at April 18, 2012 03:13 PM (VMcoS)

358 Obama's Scooby Snacks are made from real Scooby!

Posted by: Muhammad the False Prophet at April 18, 2012 03:13 PM (ZPrif)

359 329
If you want to dig around on the FB page

Can't find FB page. Inept.


Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 03:10 PM (joSBv)

--It's secret. I forgot how I got in, but you should probably start with a post in the Yahoo group.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:13 PM (ykSKg)

360 However, wearing one to some Obama Rally, carrying a

sign that says, "Don't eat me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO"

could be absolutely hysterical.



I will pay someone to do this. I'm fucking serious. I am willing to pay someone good money, in the thousand dollar range, to dress up in a dog costume and be photographed in front of Obama with that sign.

Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 03:14 PM (GQ8sn)

361 They eat me like a dog!!!

Posted by: Barry at April 18, 2012 03:14 PM (ZGREa)

362 Barack bites dog hits video @ IOwnTheWorld

http://is.gd/hQHb0E

Posted by: Emperor Baracka at April 18, 2012 03:14 PM (sJKFk)

363 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

I'm in Texas. Obama isn't coming here (or OK, which is close enough for me to drive to) any time in the next 7 months.

But someone should do it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:14 PM (8y9MW)

364 However,

wearing one to some Obama Rally, carrying a sign that says, "Don't eat

me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO" could be absolutely

hysterical.
-----------------------


DON'T TASTE ME, BRO!!

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 03:14 PM (Kn3ys)

365 We are going to start barking at Obama every time he shows his face and at every rally.

Fair is fair.

Posted by: Occupy Wall Street at April 18, 2012 03:14 PM (hXJOG)

366 This dog eating story isn't an attack on Jugears, it's a counterattack. They thought they could coyly put these photos out about how much he loves his dog and what a kind owner he is while contrasting that with the ogre Mitt Romney who has such little regard for his pet that he stuck him on the roof of this car. It's blown up in his face, just like his attempt to portray Ann Romney as out of touch.

Also keep in mind that Jugears has really only had one competitive election in his entire life and he got steamrolled in that one. Every other election he's been either unopposed, had his minions eliminate his opponent, or had extremely favorable circumstances combined with a hapless opponent.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 18, 2012 03:14 PM (JxMoP)

367 noodsup

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 03:14 PM (G/zuv)

368 No wonder there are no Blue Dogs left.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 03:14 PM (NS2Mo)

369 I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT AN OVERCOOKED BITCH AIN'T ONE OF THEM!

Posted by: Rapmaster Barky at April 18, 2012 03:14 PM (VMcoS)

370 When they used to call Tony Blair "Bush's Poodle," Barry would salivate uncontrollably.

Pavlovian response.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:15 PM (l+MMl)

371 On the bright side, KayInMaine now stands a chance with her make believe boyfriend.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 03:15 PM (KWdVT)

372 It's always all about 'rasce' for you libtards.

And the facism.

Posted by: eleven at April 18, 2012 03:15 PM (KXm42)

373 I wonder who's going to ghost-write Ogabe's post-White-House book? It's
going to be hilarious when he misses every deadline, turns in shitty
pages full of typos, and some hapless editor winds up doing the whole
thing herself.

*
*
I'm waiting for the tell-all books from others on his "staff," in which we'll hear about his favorite recipes for Weimaraner and his penchant for blow.

Or just that he was clearly incompetent from the get-go.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 18, 2012 03:15 PM (exvgC)

374 Let them eat dog!

Posted by: Michelle Antoinette at April 18, 2012 03:15 PM (Iaxlk)

375 The left will ignore this. All they want is more free government chows.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2012 03:16 PM (n6JNN)

376 Thanks Barry! We got an eight ball for you, come up and we'll do some.

Posted by: Saturday Night Live Writers at April 18, 2012 03:16 PM (hXJOG)

377
I think some mention wienerrammers I like them as well.
Are we talking about the same thing?

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 18, 2012 03:16 PM (eXigD)

378 Bet Axelrod's in the White House doghouse now! After all, it's been empty since dinnertime yesterday....

Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at April 18, 2012 03:16 PM (VMcoS)

379 DON'T TASTE ME, BRO!!

Even better.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:16 PM (8y9MW)

380 But Obama's ego cannot handle it. "They treat me like a dog!", he'll whine.



Posted by: sandy burger at April 18, 2012 02:50 PM (HfydS)


Well, you are what you eat ...

Posted by: ConservativeMonster at April 18, 2012 03:17 PM (sGtp+)

381 A whole new meaning for Weinergate.


Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:17 PM (l+MMl)

382 So when Barry said, "They treat me like a dog," he meant they were trying to sautee him in a pan?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 03:17 PM (Iaxlk)

383 I'm waiting for the tell-all books from others on his "staff,"
--------------------

Ohhh, I've been salivating for those for a long time.

What do you want to bet the Clintons will get them all killed before her 2016 run?

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 03:17 PM (Kn3ys)

384 Next thing you know, we'll find he ate dolphins, too.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 03:17 PM (NVu2l)

385 From the #362 link:

I do believe the meme about Romney and his dog, or ANYONE and their
dogs, is not going to be a topic of discussion any longer. The talking
point memo has immolated in their faces like a Bill Ayers pipe bomb.



--Amen.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:18 PM (ykSKg)

386 From the Wa Examiner, Barry is going to use Bo in his fundraising campaign:

On the Obama-Biden campaign website, Bo is featured because it is the
third anniversary of his adoption. “It’s a promise Barack made to his
daughters--that if he won the election in November 2008, he would buy
them their long-awaited puppy. On April 14, 2009, Barack followed
through on his promise to Malia and Sasha--the Obamas welcomed Bo into
their home,” says the campaign of the Portuguese water dog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 03:18 PM (UOM48)

387 The reason no one on the Right brought this up before is that we don't find outrage in places where there is none. The only reason we are using it now is as a counter punch to the silly issue of Seamus.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 03:18 PM (elKF0)

388
Lolo will be thrown under the bus.

Posted by: while obama is ambulance chasing at April 18, 2012 03:18 PM (HOOye)

389 So... Obama was just FreBowing?

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 03:19 PM (OhYCU)

390 Is it true that "101 Dalmatians" will be shown on Food Network this weekend?

What does PETA stand for? President Eating Tasty Animals

Posted by: rockmom at April 18, 2012 03:19 PM (NYnoe)

391 225. The Obama eats dogs wave is over.

Technically it's not over till 48 hours after the Taiwanese animation comes out.

Posted by: Marie at April 18, 2012 03:19 PM (H50jQ)

392 mouth is alive with juices like wine and I'm hungry for some wolf....

Posted by: Barack Barack at April 18, 2012 03:19 PM (KHo8t)

393
This election comes down to one three-letter word:
D-O-G-S

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2012 03:20 PM (WDySP)

394 Maybe that's what happened to John Kerry's fabled and beloved "VC."

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:20 PM (l+MMl)

395 He may have been 6 when he wolfed down the dog, but he was a full grown adult when he recalled the episode in his memoir and all he could comment on is the texture. How fucking sick is that.

Posted by: Janitor at April 18, 2012 03:20 PM (fn18D)

396
Lolo will be thrown under the bus.


As long as he's not chasing it.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 03:20 PM (QA6Vm)

397 if he won the election in November 2008, he would buy
them their long-awaited puppy


if he lost, they would eat it

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 03:20 PM (OhYCU)

398 Breitbart: "This year he will be vetted."

Welcome to the vetting. Enjoy your stay. We've only just beguuuuuunnn...

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 03:20 PM (ZGREa)

399 383 I'm waiting for the tell-all books from others on his "staff,"

You mean like the one Lewisky wrote after spending time on Clinton's "staff"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 03:20 PM (Iaxlk)

400 > 398 Breitbart: "This year he will be vetted."

Oh, don't say VET!

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:21 PM (l+MMl)

401 However,

wearing one to some Obama Rally, carrying a sign that says, "Don't eat

me bro!" or, perhaps, "Don't eat me! -BO" could be absolutely

hysterical.





Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 03:08 PM (8y9MW)

Allen, I thought about doing it today with a sign, but I have recommended the College Republican replay the flipper action, and follow Barry around barking and holding signs. They will need to take protection, because union thugs don't take jokes very well.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at April 18, 2012 03:21 PM (hXJOG)

402 353
Soros probably bought the bulk of them to pump up the Indonesian Imbecile.


Yep. I've long suspected this. B
-----------

all political money seems to be money laundered gifts

Posted by: while obama is ambulance chasing at April 18, 2012 03:21 PM (HOOye)

403 386
From the Wa Examiner, Barry is going to use Bo in his fundraising campaign:

On the Obama-Biden campaign website, Bo is featured because it is the
third anniversary of his adoption. “It’s a promise Barack made to his
daughters--that if he won the election in November 2008, he would buy
them their long-awaited puppy. On April 14, 2009, Barack followed
through on his promise to Malia and Sasha--the Obamas welcomed Bo into
their home,” says the campaign of the Portuguese water dog.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 03:18 PM (UOM4

--What's sad is the implication that if he had not won the election he would not have bought his daughters a dog.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:21 PM (ykSKg)

404 #395 Damn Skippy, and he even narrated the book himself for the audiobook, so he read this passage with a straight face just a few years ago.

Posted by: rockmom at April 18, 2012 03:21 PM (NYnoe)

405 We don't give a shit about dogs, we all have cats.

Posted by: Sandra Slut at April 18, 2012 03:22 PM (hXJOG)

406 Oh, don't say VET!

hahahaha


Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 03:22 PM (OhYCU)

407 His new 2012 campaign slogan:

GO, DOG, GO!

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:22 PM (l+MMl)

408
Yeah go ahead and ignore us.

Posted by: Snakes And Grashoppers On A Plane at April 18, 2012 03:22 PM (eXigD)

409 You mean like the one Lewisky wrote after spending time on Clinton's "staff"?
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 03:20 PM (Iaxlk)

Imagine Reggie Love's blue dress moment.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 03:22 PM (NVu2l)

410
all political money seems to be money laundered gifts


Yep. And this one was probably legal(ish), unlike Hillary's bullshit futures trade, which obviously resulted from someone buying both ends of the future, giving her the one in the money, and eating the other one.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 03:23 PM (QA6Vm)

411
From the Wa Examiner, Barry is going to use Bo in his fundraising campaign:

Ten thousand dollar a plate Bo Ba Que?

Posted by: kj at April 18, 2012 03:24 PM (zdvxY)

412 Yes he eats Chihuahua, but its OK it was the white side...

Ball sucking media

Posted by: H Badger at April 18, 2012 03:24 PM (n/0Nw)

413
351 Reason for eating dog, didn't want that bitch to be punished with a litter of puppies.
Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2012 03:13 PM (8GlB/)
------------

O!

Posted by: while obama is ambulance chasing at April 18, 2012 03:24 PM (HOOye)

414 In regard to this being over soon it is going on for a long time. In addition to all of the fun with the dog side, or side of dog as the case may be, it has all the additional fun of the double entendre, which may not make it into the mfm but it will make the rounds in the internets and anywhere two guys are able to whisper a dirty joke under their breath. this is gonna be a big problem for zero.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

415 Just wait until the shit hits the fan about the Secret Service rounding up puppies for Obama in Colombia.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 18, 2012 03:24 PM (Iaxlk)

416 Now, Duane Chapman is the guy on the run.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (NS2Mo)

417
What's sad is the implication that if he had not won the election he would not have bought his daughters a dog.


And what's disturbing is the campaign to give Bo "four more years." What happens when Barky loses?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (QA6Vm)

418 This dog *will* hunt.

Posted by: H. Ross Perot at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (ykSKg)

419 Q: Who are the SwiftVets?

A: Animal doctors at White House dinners.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (l+MMl)

420 Don't baste me, bro!

Posted by: Bo Obama at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (n6JNN)

421 I found a new dive in DC it serves great dog, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Posted by: Guy Fieri at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (hXJOG)

422
What? Here it is almost a day since this broke and there's no "Hitler Reacts to Obama eats a dog" video? I want my money back for this defective "Internet" thing
(Who do I see about a refund?...)

Posted by: Warthog at April 18, 2012 03:26 PM (WDySP)

423 "No, Mr. President, you're supposed to WAG the dog!"

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:26 PM (l+MMl)

424 It gets worse. Today my kid came home from school crying, and she said daddy, is the president going to eat Rover? I heard at school that he eats puppies! I said don't worry Virginia, because if this he will be voted out of office before he finds Rover.

Posted by: Life Long Liberal at April 18, 2012 03:27 PM (UpwlP)

425 or had extremely favorable circumstances combined with a hapless opponent.

I think hapless is a bit kind, don't you?

Posted by: J. McCain at April 18, 2012 03:27 PM (ZGREa)

426 You know what's sad about this ? I mean, besides the fact that Obama ate Sparky.

* Obama sitting in Jeremiah Wright's church for 20+ years? Big yawn.

* Obama advocating for Derrick Bell and his lunatic critical race theory? Booooring!

* Obama offering our defense secrets to the Russians? Zzzzzzz....

* Obama ate dog as a kid? OMG OMGOMGOMGOIJE)J!@!!!

It's sad really. Hilarious, but sad.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 18, 2012 03:27 PM (4df7R)

427 "224
@186 Dog Police? LOL, where do you find that shit???"


That was a small hit on MTV back in the 80s due to a viewer vote on who would win a record contract. (When they actually played music videos.) Sadly, I can still remember the lyrics without even watching the video.

Posted by: slug at April 18, 2012 03:28 PM (JPc/J)

428 9
Did someone say free BJ? No? Darn...


Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 18, 2012 02:19 PM (kDLl+)



How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 18, 2012 03:28 PM (2jQGY)

429 302 - "Well shit, then someone on our side better buy a copy and start scouring that book for something else disgusting."
something ELSE disgusting? we should just start at the beginning of the damn book and make fun of each chapter.considering the 'author' I'm sure the whole thing is disgusting.

Posted by: the Butcher at April 18, 2012 03:28 PM (8g9qq)

430 It's sad really. Hilarious, but sad.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at April 18, 2012 03:27 PM (4df7R)

--This is why you have to keep attacking, even if the lines of attack seem "frivolous" --some shit resonates more with people, and eating dogs has the benefit of being (literally) so visceral that it does not need explaining.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:29 PM (ykSKg)

431 But it's not my fault. Lolo said he was going to show me Indonesian doggie-style!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 18, 2012 03:30 PM (n6JNN)

432 Bet you wish you'd just put me on the roof of a car now, eh Barry?

Posted by: The Dog With the Tough Skin at April 18, 2012 03:30 PM (ZGREa)

433 I was a little curious as to why the canine line item in the secret service budget had been unusually high during zero's administration.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 18, 2012 03:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

434
That was a small hit on MTV back in the 80s due
to a viewer vote on who would win a record contract. (When they actually
played music videos.) Sadly, I can still remember the lyrics without
even watching the video.


Posted by: slug at April 18, 2012 03:28 PM (JPc/J)

--Yeah, I had not seen that video in 25 years, yet I could still hear it in my head.

Posted by: logprof at April 18, 2012 03:31 PM (ykSKg)

435
eating dogs has the benefit of being (literally) so visceral that it does not need explaining.


Yep, and it puts the commies in the position of trying to defend the indefensible, or to explain away the inexplicable.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 03:32 PM (QA6Vm)

436 Bo Hussein Obama ... Mmm Mmm Mmm!

Posted by: Canoedad at April 18, 2012 03:32 PM (A3zgF)

437


choosemyplate.gov will now have to revise their good guidelines and sample menus

food pyramid, TAKE 4!

Posted by: Queen Poochelle Antoinette has to work? at April 18, 2012 03:33 PM (HOOye)

438 Obama's mouth is sweet! I just wish he didn't use his teeth so much.

Posted by: The Dog at April 18, 2012 03:33 PM (Iaxlk)

439 MOM!
Dad ate the dog again!!

Posted by: Sasha at April 18, 2012 03:34 PM (Iaxlk)

440 --Remember the story out of New Mexico of a cat being registered to vote? Maybe they're on to something.
*
*
I'm sure not voting for the SCOAMF. He might decide to expand his diet, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Wolf, W.A.'s cat at April 18, 2012 03:34 PM (exvgC)

441 meanwhile............undecided independent voter stares out bus window and notices newstand headline about intern-in-chief eating dog and muses, hmmmmm. I better watch the news tonite.

Posted by: old glazier at April 18, 2012 03:35 PM (KcINh)

442 This puts "Obama Gets Taste of Victory" into a whole new context.

Victory was Reagan's dog.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:37 PM (l+MMl)

443 I'm amazed so many people had an issue at all with the Seamus story, to me it was no different than someone letting a dog hang their head out of a car window, but regardless, the Left really planned on making it a cornerstone of the Obama campaign.

I hope Romney understands they're going to have to get down in the mud and talk about Obama eating dog meat, these people aren't going to go quietly into the night.

Posted by: JackHandy at April 18, 2012 03:37 PM (0kf1G)

444
Do you supposeany of the attendees at those Obama fundraising dinners is beginning to wonder ...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 03:37 PM (QA6Vm)

445 I believe this is, um, a silly manufactured, uh, controversy, and I'm not gonna, ah, address it in any, um, way. I believe in letting sleeping dogs, uh, lie. On a rectangular platter with a bed of arugula and organic radicchio, garnished with a truffle reduction and served rare.

Posted by: Barack Obama for Dog Catcher 2012! at April 18, 2012 03:38 PM (VMcoS)

446 LBJ was widely hated after he picked up his dog by the ears. Never even took a bite.

Posted by: Korla Pundit at April 18, 2012 03:39 PM (l+MMl)

447
I'm amazed so many people had an issue at all with the Seamus story, to me it was no different than someone letting a dog hang their head out of a car window, but regardless, the Left really planned on making it a cornerstone of the Obama campaign.

I hope Romney understands they're going to have to get down in the mud and talk about Obama eating dog meat, these people aren't going to go quietly into the night.
-----------------
Not a hunter, but I know hunters who revere their dogs. What they don't do is eat them. What they do do is put them in dog carriers attached to the outside of the vehicle. You might say its the norm.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 03:40 PM (UpwlP)

448
to a leftywalking around with a dog cramedina purse is cute and fashionable but putting one on the roof is an outrage

Posted by: kj at April 18, 2012 03:41 PM (zdvxY)

449 LBJ was widely hated after he picked up his dog by the ears.

Them dawgs loved it! I alwaystreated them dawgs humanely! For instance, I never made them stay with me when I was on the crapper! They wouldn't of stood for that anyhow! Bill Moyers, on the other hand.........

Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson at April 18, 2012 03:42 PM (VMcoS)

450 447 I agree. I'm not only stunned that people have anthropomorphized dogs to the point of thinking that was an issue at all. I'm actually irritated at that. Then when they saw that Obama was going to use it for his campaign, they still don't back off and continue to bitch about the car/roof thing. Get a clue people.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 03:49 PM (4yXmp)

451 Fido acted stupidly.

Posted by: Prez SCOAM(dog eating)F at April 18, 2012 03:50 PM (yWfMC)

452 So I fired up the solar powered BBQ.

Posted by: Prez SCOAM(dog eating)F at April 18, 2012 03:52 PM (yWfMC)

453 Romney stuck a dog on the roof of his car, Obama got dog stuck on the roof of his mouth

Posted by: In too late, likely at April 18, 2012 03:56 PM (z9dla)

454
And what's disturbing is the campaign to give Bo "four more years." What happens when Barky loses?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (QA6Vm)


Vote for me or Bo gets it. It's the Chicago way.

Posted by: SCOAMF at April 18, 2012 04:02 PM (v3pYe)

455 Couldn't help myself. "Hitler Finds Out Obama Ate His Dog." http://tinyurl.com/7qg2m5c

Posted by: jakeman at April 18, 2012 04:06 PM (96M6e)

456 Now might be a good time to ad an Amazon.com review of Dreams From My Father, below is my offering:

http://tinyurl.com/7mq4jgs

Posted by: Mike James at April 18, 2012 04:18 PM (spLGA)

457 Now might be a good time to put up a review on Amazon.com of his autobiography:

http://tinyurl.com/7mq4jgs

Posted by: Mike James at April 18, 2012 04:19 PM (spLGA)

458 How many rupiah for that Leg of Snoopy, ah?

Posted by: John at April 18, 2012 04:22 PM (SFhN1)

459 How much is that doggie in the window, per pound?

Posted by: John at April 18, 2012 04:24 PM (SFhN1)

460 Gawd. That last one is funny.

Posted by: maddogg at April 18, 2012 04:26 PM (OlN4e)

461 I'm seeing a Michele Obama as Cruella DeVille kinda thing as over the top funny

Posted by: Some Moron at April 18, 2012 04:40 PM (VX6HZ)

462 So he was a 10 year (or so) old "kid" at the time, but he was able to down the dog and remember the texture years later (along with the "call to prayer").

Take almost any "10 year old kid" raised in Amerikkka in the 70's, and ask them how they want their Lassie chops prepared and would they like seconds.

I think there will be a cultural difference.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 04:44 PM (i3+c5)

463 Where was the mother of this ten year old? Someone tries to feed my kid a dog, someone gets knocked the fuck out.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 04:55 PM (UpwlP)

464 You guys think Bo is the original dog? Nope - every state dinner means a new Bo has to be obtained. That's why you don't see Bo for a while, then he's everywhere. Obammy has dedicated breeders furnishing new Bo's as needed. Same as Lassie, Spuds, and others...there are always more than one.

Posted by: CR at April 18, 2012 05:01 PM (MnSRY)

465 Posted by: CR at April 18, 2012 05:01 PM (MnSRY)


Note that "Bo's" ears are different in every new photo!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 05:03 PM (i3+c5)

466 If y'all don't read Michelle's Mirror, it is the awesome.

Ace, you are on fire today.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky ABO 2012 at April 18, 2012 05:21 PM (baL2B)

467 Obligatory: http://bit.ly/J5qHZU

Posted by: Whattapundit at April 18, 2012 05:30 PM (4YKaN)

468 Can't get funnier than that:
http://twitpic.com/9bczgb/full

Posted by: Juicer at April 18, 2012 05:31 PM (vrti+)

469 You know sensitive Barry is seething about being made fun of all day about this. He does not like it when peoples do this. I am sure he is in full tantrum and whip-it somewhere. Let's just hope Bo is safe (whose body language indicates in photo ops that he does not know that jug-eared lunatic petting him).

What is the best about this mockery is it is in his own words! Love it.

Posted by: Lolo ate my poodle at April 18, 2012 05:46 PM (baL2B)

470 What's sad is the implication that if he had not won the election he would not have bought his daughters a dog.
----

Because Barky is always the central figure in everything, even something as seemingly unrelated as a father buying his children a puppy. It's not about the dog or the kids, don't you know, it's about the father's success. And all families name their puppy after the father's initials, right?

I would just love to read the psychological profiles on this guy. I'm sure governments the world over have assessed this jackhat, as well as some of our own agencies.

Posted by: Mayday at April 18, 2012 06:19 PM (orrLR)

471
I have to wonder if this is the equivalent of Jimmy Carter's rabbit attack event.

Do you think Obama finished his meal, or did he go home with a doggy bag?

Posted by: Mr. Peabody at April 18, 2012 06:20 PM (uGiHE)

472 I'm just trying to eat my [strikethrough] waffle [/strikethrough] dog-waffle. Can't I just eat my dog-waffle in peace?

Posted by: Barky Plutocrat of Failure at April 18, 2012 06:23 PM (n2NxJ)

473 I've heard of guys going native, but its a long time since I heard of someone going greyhound.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 18, 2012 06:35 PM (qwK3S)

474
It's going to be funny when they write the history of this and opine that other than the whole SCOAMF thing, Obama lost because (1) he thought all Pubs would run pussy campaigns like McCain and (2) he didn't think our side was capable of communicating a robust sense of humor.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 18, 2012 06:38 PM (qwK3S)

475 100 cute little dogs on the wall
100 cute little dogs!
obama took one down
had a bite passed it around
99 cute little dogs on the wall.

99 cute little dogs on the wall
99 cute little dogs!
obama took one down
had a bite passed it around
98 cute little dogs on the wall.

98 cute little dogs on the wall...

Posted by: mikedevx at April 18, 2012 10:25 PM (w3bCN)

476 You are a bunch of hicks. People eat all kinds of things. So Obama tried dog, anyone who didn't grow up on some flea-ridden, crap-pile of a farm has tried SOMETHING outlandish.

There is more to food that beef and corn bread you morons!!!

Posted by: Eva at April 19, 2012 08:30 PM (aQe37)






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