Shocker: "Dogs Against Romney" Site Founder Defends Obama's Practice of Eating Dog Flesh
Video: Snarfs & Giggles on Morning Joe

Yeah. No one saw this coming.

The founder of the grassroots organization Dogs Against Romney called the Romney campaign “desperate” for dredging up the revelations that President Obama ate dog meat as a child in Indonesia.

“It seems desperate for the Romney campaign to bring up something that happened to Obama when he was 10 years old, not preparing his own meals, in a country where eating dog meat probably isn’t all that unusual as if it compares in any way to Romney, as a 36-year old adult, in America, making the conscious decision to strap his family pet to the roof of a car for a 12-hour drive, and leaving it up there even after it got sick.”

Scott Crider, who writes his site in the voice of a dog, Rusty, said Romney was “desperate to divert attention from what Romney did.”


Silly, Infantile, Absurd Manufactured-Outrage Partisan Jibes

Only we on the Left are allowed to indulge in them.

Bonus! If the media had any thoughts about embargoing this, they have abandoned them.

Delicious!

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Comments

1 It is dumb to let dogs ride on the roof. It dries out the meat.

Posted by: 0bama at April 18, 2012 12:33 PM (81yf8)

2 HAH!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 12:33 PM (4df7R)

3 Dog eating cock sucker=Obama

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 12:34 PM (rIASH)

4 >>>for dredging up the revelations

LOL, "dredging up"???

How about in chapter 2 of his f----- book?

You know, the one that proves that Obama is a genius?

Posted by: dan-O at April 18, 2012 12:35 PM (sWycd)

5 yeah, and Obama BRAGGED about eating dog as an adult in his book , what's his point ?

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2012 12:35 PM (WR5xI)

6 OK, Crider. We can talk about the dogs as long as you want. Right up until November if that suits you andthe Schnauzer schnitzel scarfing SCOAMF.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 12:35 PM (HethX)

7 Last I heard, dogs are pro ass sniffing and ball licking- a natural constituency for our Stuttering Clusterfuck of Unmitigated Disaster.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 18, 2012 12:35 PM (mxnUd)

8 The whole dog thing is just dumb and stupid. It happened over 20 years ago. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

Posted by: Kaitian at April 18, 2012 12:36 PM (vJrHS)

9 FTW!

Posted by: moral relativist at April 18, 2012 12:36 PM (1jtwO)

10 These bastards can't take it can they? I say pour it on.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at April 18, 2012 12:36 PM (qwK3S)

11
"The Secret Service sure knows how to party.
Cocaine and several
bottles of whiskey apparently fueled the elite agents’ boneheaded fling
with about 20 hookers at a posh hotel in Cartagena, Colombia, a hotel
staffer told The Post.
The employee responded to the trashed room
with police and other Hotel El Caribe workers when one prostitute raised
hell after a Secret Service member initially refused to pay her."
http://tinyurl.com/7o8d8ak

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 12:37 PM (oZfic)

12 Better up on the roof than down the chute

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 18, 2012 12:37 PM (RD7QR)

13 Who can begrudge little Barry some German Shepherd's Pie and Shitzu-kabobs?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 18, 2012 12:37 PM (fYOZx)

14
Did Romney even bring this up?
Really this is what we've come to? An election where dogs matter more than people? Please. I said it when they were busy spending money rescuing dogs after Katrina (or any other natural disaster): How do you hold this level of cognitive dissonance in your head you crazy son's of bitches. So Romney strapped a dog to the top of his car, big deal. I never owned an animal, but when I'd go out with my cousin's we'd used to throw them in the back of the station wagon, and they'd often barf, and we'd just keep going till we got home and let them munch on it.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 12:37 PM (SYrwI)

15 Love that passive description. How did eating dog "happen to" Obama?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 12:37 PM (rND5e)

16 Don't order the Schnitzel, they're using Schnauzer.

Posted by: John Winger at April 18, 2012 12:37 PM (sbV1u)

17
Things You Should Know -- 1980's Edition



-Ronald Reagan sealed up the nomination on May 26, 1980.



-Reagan formally accepted the nomination in a convention speech on July 17, 1980.



-After Reagan's win, TIME wrote this about the polls:



"For weeks before the presidential election, the gurus of public
opinion polling were nearly unanimous in their findings. In survey after
survey, they agreed that the coming choice between President Jimmy
Carter and Challenger Ronald Reagan was "too close to call." A few
points at most, they said, separated the two major contenders.

But
when the votes were counted, the former California Governor had
defeated Carter by a margin of 51% to 41% in the popular vote—a rout for
a U.S. presidential race. In the electoral college, the Reagan victory
was a 10-to-l avalanche that left the President holding only six states
and the District of Columbia."




-Reagan began his presidency with this on his very first day: "[G]overnment is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.
From time to time we’ve been tempted to believe that society has become too complex to be
managed by self-rule, that government by an elite group is superior to
government for, by, and of the people. But if no one among us is capable of governing himself, then who among us has the
capacity to govern someone else?"

In the Summer of 1988, one of Reagan's
last visits as President, he traveled to Moscow. With a huge bust of
Lenin as the backdrop, President Reagan stood and spoke about the
virtues of capitalism.

This is the part where you say The balls on that guy!

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 12:37 PM (G/zuv)

18
The Reds are obviously panicking.

And as that worthless cocksucker Alinsky said, an effective tactic is one your people enjoy. So on with the dog jokes!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 12:37 PM (QA6Vm)

19 In Indonesia, I would have been carjacked if I strapped a dog on the roof of my car.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at April 18, 2012 12:37 PM (UF4HH)

20 That dog won't hunt.

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 12:38 PM (H7Nnh)

21 Scott Crider, who writes his site in the voice of a dog, Rusty, said Romney was “desperate to divert attention from what Romney did.”
**
****
THIS coming form a man? who writes in the voice of a dog and is clearly a Obama sycophant.
**
You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2012 12:38 PM (eavT+)

22 Look. He was stoned, had the munchies real bad, and the stores were closed.

When life hands you lemons, make sweet and sour dog.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 12:38 PM (SY2Kh)

23
8The whole dog thing is just dumb and stupid. It happened over 20 years ago. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.

Woof!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 12:38 PM (QA6Vm)

24 Hey. I'm not "manufacturing outrage," I'm pointing and laughing.

Speaking of, I'm not saying Scott Crider licks his dog's balls, but they're awfully damp.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 12:38 PM (/kI1Q)

25 dog -feeling the breeze in my hair .
dog-what's that knife for?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 12:38 PM (TomZ9)

26 So now we finally know what happened to all the Yellow Dogs in 2010.

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 12:39 PM (H7Nnh)

27 This Dogflap is the most fun a news story has been since Project Veritas was handed Holder's voting slip. Before that was Weinergate. This will be funny for at least a week, longer once the Obama campaign says something stupid trying to make it better. "No, no! Dig UP, stupid!"

Posted by: shillelagh at April 18, 2012 12:39 PM (hRzu2)

28 LOL. My itunes just shuffled to Nuge's Dog Eat Dog. I haven't heard it in years (I have ~ 7K mp3s)- but whenever he says Dog Eat Dog, in my brain I hear my highschool girlfriend chiming in with, "Arf, arf, arf, arf!"

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 18, 2012 12:39 PM (mxnUd)

29 @8 so I welcome you to saying the same on the Seamus dog story?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez's Self Loathing at April 18, 2012 12:39 PM (yAor6)

30 Who let the dogs out?
Obama.......so he could eat them.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at April 18, 2012 12:39 PM (g8rV1)

31 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 12:39 PM (8y9MW)

32 What a whiny little crybaby. He's just mad that the meanies on the right are taking away his fun toy.

Posted by: Slublog at April 18, 2012 12:39 PM (0nqdj)

33 for dredging up the revelations

Yes. Dredge them up in flour and fry them. Delicious!!!!

Posted by: Barry at April 18, 2012 12:39 PM (ZGREa)

34 Dog eating?
*
Meh...it happens.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 18, 2012 12:40 PM (eavT+)

35
19In Indonesia, I would have been carjacked if I strapped a dog on the roof of my car.


The take-out delivery guys have a plastic dog strapped on the roof of their cars.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 12:40 PM (QA6Vm)

36 20 That dog won't hunt.
Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 12:38 PM (H7Nnh)



*buuuuurp* Not anymore!

Posted by: Barry Soetero Obama at April 18, 2012 12:40 PM (v+QvA)

37
I love the sound of sputtering in the morning.

Posted by: The Moronic Horde at April 18, 2012 12:40 PM (qwK3S)

38 These bastards can't take it can they? I say pour it on.Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky

The Left is so stupid they think crying 'unfair' is going to make us stop.

Rule #6: A good tactic is one your people enjoy.

SUCK IT, LEFTIES!

Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA at April 18, 2012 12:40 PM (Ck8hC)

39 Rusty does not speak for all dogs. Yes, I would choose the ride on the roof any day over ending up on the President's lunch menu.

Posted by: Seamus at April 18, 2012 12:40 PM (XykUh)

40 I understand that there's a constituency that believes that dogs are small hairy people instead of beloved companion animals, but really.

Dogs LOVE having the fresh air, with all its interesting smells, blow over them. I've seen dogs in the backs of pickup trucks and dogs with half their bodies out a window. I don't see the problem with a pet carrier being SECURELY fastened to a car to allow the animal to breathe free. Romney has many faults, but animal cruelty isn't one of them.

Posted by: Palandine at April 18, 2012 12:40 PM (g7D8V)

41 It's a three dog night, Obama said.

Posted by: Crashpanic at April 18, 2012 12:40 PM (H7Nnh)

42 I would never make a dog ride on top of the car. Of course, one time I dragged my dog to death roped to the back of my car. But that was justified, because he wouldn't put out.

Posted by: Scott Crider at April 18, 2012 12:41 PM (ayCbQ)

43 With Romney's polling showing him doing pretty dog-goned (heh) well at this point....I would scarcely call that desperate.

Outragey outrage!

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2012 12:41 PM (tfw18)

44 "It seems desperate for the Romney campaign to bring up something that happened to Obama..."

"...something that happened to Obama..."

"...happened to Obama..."

"to Obama"

What happened to the dog?

Posted by: red sweater at April 18, 2012 12:41 PM (Xwgt3)

45 Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 12:37 PM (oZfic)

Hey.... just partyin like the Boss does...

Posted by: UnNamed Source... at April 18, 2012 12:41 PM (lZBBB)

46 Yes. Dredge them up in flour and fry them. Delicious!!!!
Posted by: Barry at April 18, 2012 12:39 PM (ZGREa)


You know I don't approve of you eating fried food Barry. That's all MINE!

Posted by: Moochelle O at April 18, 2012 12:41 PM (fYOZx)

47
Seriously, the best way to protest against Mitt Romney's dog abuse is to...

1) Bake a dog-shaped cake

2) Hire an artist to wear a dog's head costume.

3) Cut the cake into pieces while the "artist" yelps with each slice

4) Don't forget to neuter the cake's dog's balls to protest dog-ball-ectomies.


Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 12:41 PM (G/zuv)

48 Scott Crider, who writes his site in the voice of a dog, Rusty,

Gravitas.

Maureen Dowd just writes hers in the voice of a bitch.

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 12:42 PM (MMC8r)

49 Is this another doggerel thread?

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 12:42 PM (evdj2)

50 Mittens : Kennel Up!
Barack : Chow Time!

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2012 12:42 PM (cupv8)

51 You still haven't heard what I put in my mouth during those whirlwind days in post-coup Pakistan. I'll tell you this, only the 1%ers get to eat cat in Pakistan, even during good times ...

Posted by: King Barry at April 18, 2012 12:42 PM (X3lox)

52 oh wow, just read a comment, the person said the tweeted pic of big BO with little bo was simply the daily massage to make sure the meat remains tender. The guy said he's a meat engineer, or butcher lol

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 12:42 PM (oZfic)

53 Obama will be cleared of this scandal when he tells the press that the dog-eating was just a rhetorical flourish put in there by Bill Ayers.



Wait.

Posted by: Matthew at April 18, 2012 12:42 PM (tJbjM)

54 Let me get this straight - per the leftards:
Securing dog in a carrier to the roof of your car = animal cruelty
Killing, skinning, and eating a dog = crazy delicious
Makes all kinds of sense.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 12:42 PM (DrWcr)

55 >>I understand that there's a constituency that believes that dogs are small hairy people

They'd never equate dogs with mere people....they get upset when you slaughter baby dogs for your own convenience.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 12:42 PM (/kI1Q)

56 Looks like Romney came to play.

As was said on the last thread, I don't think McCain's team would have brought this up.

Posted by: AD at April 18, 2012 12:43 PM (hE6QC)

57 Obama was 19 years old before someone told him that hot dogs were not, in fact, made from dogs.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 18, 2012 12:43 PM (SY2Kh)

58 look. seriously. why does lauraw not post more? she is funny as hell.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 18, 2012 12:43 PM (JvP2I)

59 We are unavailable for comment

Posted by: DogsAgainstObama at April 18, 2012 12:43 PM (OhYCU)

60 picks teeth," Lolo could we try a younger dog next time, that one was a little stingy and slightly tough'

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 12:43 PM (TomZ9)

61 The Secret Service sure knows how to party.
Cocaine and several

bottles of whiskey apparently fueled the elite agents’ boneheaded fling

with about 20 hookers at a posh hotel in Cartagena, Colombia

*****

That's outrageous! The snorting blow off a hooker's belly was supposed to be for the GSA.

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 18, 2012 12:43 PM (Hx5uv)

62
"...something that happened to Obama..."


Sure. He was just making chewing movements with his mouth open when someone came by and tucked a piece of dog meat in there. Coulda happened to anyone.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 12:43 PM (QA6Vm)

63 My canine friends, you have nothing to fear from an Obama presidency.

Posted by: John McCain at April 18, 2012 12:43 PM (DrWcr)

64 The whole dog thing is just dumb and stupid. It happened over 20 years ago. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.Posted by: Kaitian

YOU MAD, BRA?

Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA at April 18, 2012 12:43 PM (Ck8hC)

65 These accusations are childish and unbecoming of a national campaign, said the spokesperson of DOGS AGAINST ROMNEY.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 12:44 PM (ZGREa)

66 I don't think McCain's team would have brought this up.

McCain's team didn't monitor this site.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 12:44 PM (evdj2)

67 When you've lost the Furries, you've lost America.

Posted by: Zombie Walter Cronkite at April 18, 2012 12:44 PM (qwK3S)

68 you've humped your last leg bo.....the scoamf

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 12:44 PM (vsjwN)

69 How much is that doggie in the window?

Is that per pound?

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 12:44 PM (MMC8r)

70 Poodle anus is a delicacy in Indonesia

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 12:45 PM (OhYCU)

71 49
Is this another doggerel thread?

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 12:42 PM (evdj2)

There once was a whiner name BarryWhose dad liked his dinner dish hairy.He fried up a poodleAnd whipped up some noodlesAnd said "I'm the doggie dish fairy!"

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 18, 2012 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

72 TOO MANY PUPPIES
http://tinyurl.com/j2o9y

Posted by: PRIMUS (Sucks!) at April 18, 2012 12:45 PM (cupv8)

73 Well this explains a lot. For some reason Crider friended me on Facebook a couple of years ago. I had no idea who he was. Then he unfriended me about 6 mos ago, right about the time I was mericlessly dogging the Dems after the 2010 midterms. What a pussy.

Posted by: an erection lasting more than four hours at April 18, 2012 12:45 PM (T6s2R)

74 My next book is for kids, following in Tookie's footsteps:


The Cat in the Vat

a tale of lunch

Posted by: King Barry at April 18, 2012 12:45 PM (X3lox)

75 For a guy who was "forced" to eat dog meat he sure relishes the memory.

With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with
dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was
introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted
grasshopper (crunchy).

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 18, 2012 12:45 PM (Kn3ys)

76 That Morning Joe segment is hilarious, if only for the "laugh along" factor.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 18, 2012 12:46 PM (FJP6/)

77 Scott Crider's balls taste like ass.

Posted by: Rusty the dog at April 18, 2012 12:46 PM (eavT+)

78 OK... I REALLY want to hear PETAs take on Obama eating dog...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2012 12:46 PM (lZBBB)

79 dog, "why are you looking at me like that?"

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 12:46 PM (TomZ9)

80 Not so absurd manufactured outrage: I’m seeing this YouTube video going around Twitter now, of Senate Democrats saying ANWR oil wouldn’t work for seven to ten years.

On April 17, 2002.

See link in name. Includes Leno joke. (Link uses a redirect; is there a reason youtube URLs are banned?)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 18, 2012 12:46 PM (QF8uk)

81 Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance

...and...

Dog, tough
Snake, tougher
Grasshopper, crunchy

Now this is the writing of a stratospheric genius.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2012 12:46 PM (tfw18)

82 Unleash the dogs of war!

Posted by: Mitt at April 18, 2012 12:46 PM (JaDq0)

83 Yeah, we don't commit to these ridiculous poses but is it because we have dignity and we care about intellectual honesty or is it simply because our ranks aren't full of colossal douchebags?

Posted by: runninrebel at April 18, 2012 12:47 PM (N/1Dm)

84 And Ihadthought that Obama had just fucked dogs in Indonesia..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 18, 2012 12:47 PM (UnMRd)

85 This is a perfect solution for PETA's slaughtering puppies in their Virginia animal shelters. Just wrap them up in freezer wrap and send them to the WH kitchen. It's a win, win situation.

Posted by: Buffalobob at April 18, 2012 12:47 PM (qiFDD)

86 That sound you hear is the wail of a lefty who thought he had a good thing going, just to watch the entire meme explode in his face.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 18, 2012 12:47 PM (FJP6/)

87 Barack Obama in...
All Dogs Go To The Kitchen
Kitchenward Bound- The Incredible Edible Dog

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 18, 2012 12:47 PM (fYOZx)

88

Wag-yu Dog meat is on the WH menu, so I heard.


Posted by: imp at April 18, 2012 12:47 PM (UaxA0)

89 Now, see, if I strapped a liberal to the roof of my car, there wouldn't be a problem with that, right?

That's gonna be my new Saturday night thang!!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at April 18, 2012 12:47 PM (TY3im)

90 Damn spacing. It looked all spread out when I wrote it!

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 18, 2012 12:48 PM (RD7QR)

91
Right across the fence from my barracks on Camp Hovey in Korea was a dog farm. The guy who ran it slaughtered them by beating their heads in with a club. You should have heard the sounds the dogs made whenever that motherfucker walked over where the dogs were kenneled.

But yes, Romney is the epitome of animal cruelty. Only foreigners are enlightened and get a pass for their barbaric practices.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 12:48 PM (+JIjV)

92 70 Poodle anus is a delicacy in Indonesia
Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 12:45 PM (OhYCU)


Is it served like calamari, or what?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 12:48 PM (v+QvA)

93 hush puppy......hush puppies.....mmmmm mmmm good

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at April 18, 2012 12:48 PM (vsjwN)

94 Hmm.... is this the new... 'Wag the Dog' meme?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2012 12:48 PM (lZBBB)

95 If the dog don't sit you must eat it.

Posted by: Obama uses the OJ defense, fails at April 18, 2012 12:48 PM (6LvlL)

96 Scott Crider, who writes his site in the voice of a dog, Rusty, said
Romney was “desperate to divert attention from what Romney did.”




When they beat to death something like this it's fair game. When Romney turns it on them then they whine about it. Hopefully the Romney campaign will continue to be waged this way

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 12:48 PM (1Jaio)

97 "This dog-eating story is yellow journalism!," Rusty exclaimed pissily.

Posted by: red sweater at April 18, 2012 12:48 PM (Xwgt3)

98 This is not 2008. We know the lefts tactics and the shit is getting thrown back in their face. It's funny how they can't handle what they dish out. Poor babies.

Posted by: Bosk at April 18, 2012 12:49 PM (n2K+4)

99 LOL. 'he was 10 years old'.

If I told my 9 year old that the meat on her plate was dog, she'd probably leave the house.

10 years old isn't an excuse as AMERICAN 10 year olds (Obama does claim to be American, right?) wouldn't eat dog.

Posted by: blindside at April 18, 2012 12:49 PM (x7g7t)

100 Saul Alinsky you magnificent bastard! I READ YOUR BOOK!

Posted by: mitt rombley at April 18, 2012 12:49 PM (evdj2)

101
A friend of mine has a huge Labrador Retriever. It eats a lot, and we
went to the store to buy a large bag of dog food. We were in line to check out
and a woman behind him asked if he had a dog.

The "what a moron!" look on my buddy's face was priceless, and I knew
what it meant: he was going to toy with her. He told her that no, he was
starting The Purina Diet again although he probably shouldn't -- he said he had
ended up in the hospital last time, but that he'd lost 50 pounds before he
awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of his orifices and IVs
in both arms.

He told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
two every time you feel hungry. He said that the food is nutritionally complete
so he was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with his story, particularly a big tall guy who was behind the
woman.

Horrified, she asked why he ended up in the hospital -- had the Purina made
him sick? He told her no; he'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking
his balls and a car hit him.

The woman turned fire-engine red, and I helped the tall guy up off the
floor.

Posted by: Old Joke Machine at April 18, 2012 12:49 PM (mxnUd)

102 It's ok because it was a Rhodesian Ridgeback.
Very lean, you dummies.

Posted by: Michele O at April 18, 2012 12:49 PM (MJ76f)

103 Hmm.... is this the new... 'Wag the Dog' meme?
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2012 12:48 PM (lZBBB)



That'd be wagyu the dog.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 12:49 PM (v+QvA)

104 Hey, cut O some slack. After all I ate some pussy in the Whitehouse.

Posted by: Bubba at April 18, 2012 12:49 PM (SzAZ7)

105
Dear Libs:
You can't have it both ways. Either dogs are people too (I cry bullshit on that one but we can debate it seperately) or they're animals, and can be treated as such (and strapping one to the top of a car is not animal cruelity if done properly.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 12:50 PM (SYrwI)

106
64The whole dog thing is just dumb and stupid. It happened over 20 years ago. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.Posted by: Kaitian



I'm glad to see the Kaitians have decided to forgive and forget. Remind me, what breed are Kaitians?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 12:50 PM (QA6Vm)

107 Hey, cut O some slack. After all I ate some pussy in the Whitehouse.

Me too!

Posted by: hillary rodham at April 18, 2012 12:50 PM (evdj2)

108 Fuck the dogs, what about the poor grasshoppers?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 18, 2012 12:51 PM (wTSvK)

109 18 mos ago, obviously, not 6. Not sure where 2011 went

Posted by: an erection lasting more than four hours at April 18, 2012 12:51 PM (T6s2R)

110

I'm starting to warm up to Mittens.

His campaign is subtle, but deadly effective.

The turn around time on that retort could have been measured with a stopwatch.

Imagine how pissed Axlehole was when the manufactured outrage of the day blew up completely in his face.

Now, we have the late night comics who are going to HAVE TO use this in a joke (or 10) before the election, further emphasizing that BO is just not really much of an American.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: imp at April 18, 2012 12:51 PM (UaxA0)

111 108 Fuck the dogs, what about the poor grasshoppers?
Posted by: TexasJew at April 18, 2012 12:51 PM (wTSvK)



You should hear the sound they make when the grasshopper farmer hits them over the head with a club. Heartwrenching.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 12:51 PM (v+QvA)

112 Watched the Morning Joe clip and towards the end you can heara man (Scarborogh?) say, "We are so screwed." Wonder if he was talking about the election or White House reaction?
>They also seemed to find the Romney campaign's response to be genuinely funny. Ridicule is a powerful weapon against a thin-skinned narcissist like like the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 18, 2012 12:51 PM (M0NzJ)

113 I'm stealing these jokes! I'm posting oneas a Facebok status, then when the usual suspects take the bait, I'm just going to reply with another joke. Should be a fun day for lefty-poking! Thanks guys, keep 'em coming!

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at April 18, 2012 12:52 PM (YmPwQ)

114 104 Hey, cut O some slack. After all I ate some pussy in the Whitehouse.
Posted by: Bubba at April 18, 2012 12:49 PM (SzAZ7)
Whale pussy, at that..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 18, 2012 12:52 PM (wTSvK)

115 spaniels | broilers | terriers | basters | dachshunds | butcher blocks | schnauzers | fillet knives | retrievers

Posted by: discount doggie warehouse at April 18, 2012 12:52 PM (ZGREa)

116 I always wondered how the brave bomber pilots over Germany felt. This dog-eating revelation is definetly right "over target". The howls from the Left are approaching hysterical levels. Scooby snacks all around!

Posted by: old glazier at April 18, 2012 12:52 PM (KcINh)

117 I've added a bunch of stuff.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2012 12:52 PM (nj1bB)

118 Eating dog doesn't bother me. Giving thanks in the mosque afterwards does.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 18, 2012 12:52 PM (zlvkY)

119 Hmmm... and Bawwy just said he ate the Snake too...

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 18, 2012 12:52 PM (lZBBB)

120
I'm trying to getcomments from "Snakes for Romney" and "Grasshoppers for Ron Paul". Will update as soon as they respond.

Update: No "Ssssss's" from "S. for R." yet, but "G. for R.P." tweets "Chirp, chirp, chirp..."

Posted by: MostlyRight at April 18, 2012 12:52 PM (ZG8Ti)

121 If the dog won't play, you must flambe'.

Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochran at April 18, 2012 12:53 PM (qwK3S)

122 You morons have forgotten the rules again:
1. Anythingacceptable in a foreign culture may not be criticized just because it is not accptablein American culture, becauseAmericans are racists.
2. Anything acceptable in our cultureis not really acceptable unless it canstand the test of being acceptable to all other cultures, becauseAmericans are racists.
3. American culture is provably among the least racist in the entire world, but neverthelesswe are all racists, because shut up, that's why.

Posted by: sherlock at April 18, 2012 12:53 PM (7UMow)

123

64 The whole dog thing is just dumb and stupid. It happened over 20 years ago. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.Posted by: Kaitian


I'm glad to see the Kaitians have decided to forgive and forget. Remind me, what breed are Kaitians?

I think Kaitian is talking about the Romney dog incident.

Posted by: imp at April 18, 2012 12:53 PM (UaxA0)

124 I almost feel sorry for the Left... and then I start laughing again.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2012 12:53 PM (Ck8hC)

125 At least we know why he and the family take so many foreign trips. Ever try to get decent Lassie-Under-Glass in DC?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 12:53 PM (HethX)

126 Obama has my vote.

Posted by: Cruella DeVille at April 18, 2012 12:53 PM (6LvlL)

127 You'll be hearing from our lawyer, mofo! He's a Rottweiler.

Posted by: Cano-American Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 12:53 PM (QA6Vm)

128 When you go canine, you never go back..

Posted by: TexasJew at April 18, 2012 12:53 PM (wTSvK)

129 I am not a Muslim, but I don't think dog meat is halal.

Posted by: Political Correctness Czar at April 18, 2012 12:54 PM (Q2Ne0)

130 Something I've noticed. There's been a lot of attention on Obama's dog at least for photo ops which I'm guessing the media's trying to portray Obama has a wonderful dog lover hence one more "reason" to vote for him?

Posted by: Kaitian at April 18, 2012 12:54 PM (vJrHS)

131 By the end of the week, the word Dog will be anathema on the left.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 12:54 PM (evdj2)

132 Yes, I actually did a spit-take all over my monitor when I saw the chart. Well played, sir.

Posted by: Jaws at April 18, 2012 12:54 PM (4I3Uo)

133 If Ted Kennedy had strapped Mary Jo Kopechne to the roof, she might still be alive today.

Posted by: Mittens at April 18, 2012 12:54 PM (QKKT0)

134 Uh, he never said it was only one.

You know... from that quote, it makes it sound like he ate them on an irregular, but ongoing, basis. So- more than once.

I wonder if I'd get a response if I asked him how many dogs he ate, on twitter.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 12:54 PM (8y9MW)

135 Obama has my vote.


Posted by: Cruella DeVille


hmmm...

Romney rides in a Coupe deVille.

Obama rides with Cruella deVille.

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 12:54 PM (OhYCU)

136 126 Obama has my vote.

Posted by: Cruella DeVille at April 18, 2012 12:53 PM (6LvlL)

/golfclap

Well Played!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2012 12:54 PM (lZBBB)

137 Barack tells me it's nothing. Dog meat is a traditional meal at the annual human sacrifice.

....Wait, shit, what did I say?

Posted by: David Axelrod is on new pills at April 18, 2012 12:55 PM (MMC8r)

138
I think Kaitian is talking about the Romney dog incident.

I concur. The comment was directed at the Left.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 12:55 PM (G/zuv)

139 In Hindsight, A Chilling Photo.

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Holy shit, I wouldn't want to run against Team Romney.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 18, 2012 12:55 PM (UF4HH)

140 If Ted Kennedy had strapped Mary Jo Kopechne to the roof, she might still be alive today.

YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 12:55 PM (OhYCU)

141 Good to see the President on the campaign trail. As my good friend Scooby Doo would say, "Rots a Ruck." Start packing.

Posted by: Candidate Mitt Romney at April 18, 2012 12:56 PM (qwK3S)

142 133 Posted by: Mittens at April 18, 2012 12:54 PM (QKKT0)

omglol

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 12:56 PM (ZGREa)

143 I forgot what number Alinsky rule it is, but fuck have I been having fun with the Obama ate a dog meme the last few hours. So much fun.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at April 18, 2012 12:56 PM (DQhAB)

144 That graph really clears is up for me : Obama is a monster!

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 18, 2012 12:56 PM (KNvk+)

145 Ridicule is a powerful weapon against a thin-skinned narcissist like like the SCOAMF.

*****

You mean a thin skinned narcissist like Cruella d'Obama?

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 18, 2012 12:57 PM (Hx5uv)

146 I'm watching Andrea Mitchell Reports on MSNBC. Yummy.

Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2012 12:57 PM (OhYCU)

147 I'm glad to see the Kaitians have decided to forgive and forget. Remind me, what breed are Kaitians?
The fuck you talking about?

Posted by: Kaitian at April 18, 2012 12:57 PM (vJrHS)

148 Notice that his books says he was introduced to dog.

It doesn't say how many times he had it, or, indeed, if/when he stopped eating it.

For all we know, that wagyu beef could really be some poor stray Fido the Secret Service found while out cruising for hookers and blow.

Posted by: blindside at April 18, 2012 12:57 PM (x7g7t)

149 Sit...Sit, Boy.
Sit.
Satay.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 18, 2012 12:57 PM (cupv8)

150 So now we finally know what happened to all the Yellow Dogs in 2010.
Posted by: Crashpanic


Ooh. That one snuck up on me.

Posted by: Emperor of Well-Played at April 18, 2012 12:57 PM (epBek)

151 #143
Here's two:
RULE 5: Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It’s hard to counter attack ridicule, and it infuriates the opposition, which then reacts to your advantage.

RULE 6: A good tactic is one that your people enjoy. If your people aren’t having a ball doing it, there is something very wrong with the tactic.

Posted by: GMan at April 18, 2012 12:58 PM (sxq57)

152 Sadly, Puppy Chow isn't what Barry thought it was.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 18, 2012 12:58 PM (tfw18)

153 As my good friend Scooby Doo would say, "Rots a Ruck." Start packing.

****

I'm thinking that Scooby is more like "Ruh roh."

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 18, 2012 12:58 PM (Hx5uv)

154 You are what you eat.

B. O. names his dog, "B. O.".

Coincidence? Or was he calling his shots.

Posted by: Kdny at April 18, 2012 12:58 PM (MJ76f)

155

Obama once again proves his green credentials


Posted by: imp at April 18, 2012 12:58 PM (UaxA0)

156
Fuck the dogs, what about the poor grasshoppers?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 18, 2012 12:51 PM (wTSvK)
---Let's not talk about that.

Posted by: David Carradine at April 18, 2012 12:58 PM (6LvlL)

157 There are no "Dogs Against Obama" because he's eaten them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 12:58 PM (1Jaio)

158 Dachshunds really lunch above their weight.
< flappy wrist action >

Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA at April 18, 2012 12:58 PM (Ck8hC)

159 Barry's favorite cookbook?
101 Ways to Cook a Dalmation

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at April 18, 2012 12:58 PM (fYOZx)

160 Okay, that bar graph is the tits.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 12:59 PM (+JIjV)

161 Dachshunds really lunch above their weight.

I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 12:59 PM (evdj2)

162 You are what you eat.

I ate a lot of retards.

A lot.

Posted by: King Barry at April 18, 2012 12:59 PM (X3lox)

163

pssst - click the link in my name


Posted by: imp at April 18, 2012 12:59 PM (UaxA0)

164 "So what'll it be kids? KFC or AKC?"

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 12:59 PM (HethX)

165 OK, then lets talk about his COCAINE USE, that was also in the book that the MFM ignored.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 18, 2012 12:59 PM (UU0OF)

166 Michelle: "I hate your dog!"
SCOAMF: "Then eat the noodles."

Posted by: CiceroKid at April 18, 2012 12:59 PM (JaDq0)

167 Sit...Sit, Boy.

Sit.

[strike]Satay. [/strike] Sautee.


FIFY.


Posted by: David Axelrod is on new pills at April 18, 2012 01:00 PM (MMC8r)

168 We call it "flea dip".

Obama calls it "special sauce".

Posted by: AmishDude at April 18, 2012 01:00 PM (T0NGe)

169 I can't wait to see the "eating Fido is awesome" Cultural Expert parade on the MFM evening news tonight.

Posted by: Jaws at April 18, 2012 01:00 PM (4I3Uo)

170 Ever wonder why Bo isn't a retriever? (Psst. He can't flush himself out.)

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 01:00 PM (/ZZCn)

171 Breitbart, you magnificent bastard. WE READ YOUR BOOK.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 01:00 PM (ZGREa)

172 pssst - click the link in my name

Errr... what link?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 01:00 PM (8y9MW)

173 163


pssst - click the link in my name




Posted by: imp at April 18, 2012 12:59 PM (UaxA0)

Is this one of those "sound of one hand clapping" things?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 18, 2012 01:00 PM (RD7QR)

174 No way I'm letting Barky gnaw on my bone.

Posted by: Snoop Dog at April 18, 2012 01:00 PM (mxnUd)

175 In the Woodlands, a planned community near Houston,
Kala Golden Schuchardt was getting into her pickup with her three day
old baby son after a visit to the pediatrician when a black woman leaped
out of a nearby Lexus sedan and grabbed the baby from its seat.


As
Schuchardt screamed, “My baby, my baby,” the woman shot her several
times in the chest. She then got back in the Lexus, in which there was a
man sitting, and started to drive away. Schuchardt tried to stop the
car and she was run over. She died later in the hospital. The baby was
recovered unharmed a few hours later and the kidnapper, Verna McClain,
was arrested.

Posted by: from Amnation.com at April 18, 2012 01:00 PM (Dll6b)

176 Breitbart (R.I.P.) would have LOVED this comment thread.
You fuckers are funny!

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at April 18, 2012 01:01 PM (g8rV1)

177 Alinsky said ridicule is the most potent weapon. That's why the self-important lefties hate it when we laugh at them.

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 01:01 PM (MMC8r)

178 "Looks like the little fellow kept up for a quarter mile or so, by the looks of his foot pads."

Posted by: That Cop in Vacation at April 18, 2012 01:01 PM (71LDo)

179 Obama BBQ = Dog Day Afternoon.

Posted by: grease monkey at April 18, 2012 01:01 PM (VSWPU)

180 Also, away from the dinner table, our hero young Barry was introduced to 1960's style radicalanti-Americanism (hatey)and socialist ideology (utopiany).

Posted by: MostlyRight at April 18, 2012 01:02 PM (ZG8Ti)

181 Something I've noticed. There's been a lot of attention on Obama's dog at least for photo ops which I'm guessing the media's trying to portray Obama has a wonderful dog lover hence one more "reason" to vote for him?

I think it's been more of an attempt to lay the groundwork to paint Romney as a cruel, unfeeling, out of touch man. It reminds me of the whole "war on women" nonsense that was started by Stephanopoulos in that debate. Stepphy got the marching orders, they marched this Sandra Fluke forward, and then went with "Republicans want you barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen." They were going to try it with Ann Romney and that bombed out. I suspect they were going to try it with the dog on the roof thing too.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 18, 2012 01:02 PM (JxMoP)

182 You mean a thin skinned narcissist like Cruella d'Obama?
Posted by: WalrusRex at April 18, 2012 12:57 PM (Hx5uv)
--------------------->
Oh, he made a coat out of dog skins, too?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 18, 2012 01:02 PM (M0NzJ)

183 You are what you eat.

Barry ate dog.

That dog's breed?

Socialist.

Posted by: Kdny at April 18, 2012 01:02 PM (MJ76f)

184 It was fat-free dog, and he jogged afterwards.

Posted by: Moochelle at April 18, 2012 01:02 PM (zlvkY)

185 I wish he had eaten me instead.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 18, 2012 01:02 PM (71LDo)

186

damn it, sorry, let me try again. Damn HTML spammers breakthefreakingblogrumblegrumblegrumble

155


Obama once again proves his green credentials

click my name for the link

Posted by: imp at April 18, 2012 01:03 PM (UaxA0)

187
Dogs Against Romney, and "Rusty," the fictional character representing Dogs
Against Romney, are protected against non-authorized commercial use without the
written consent of Dogs Against Romney.
-----
Scratch that. I "Rusty" give my full permission to taunt my dumb ass, and use my fake name, and/or real name for any commercial use you can think of.

Posted by: "Rusty" AKA Scott Crider of dogsagainstromney.com at April 18, 2012 01:03 PM (UpwlP)

188 Hey, it didn't "happen to" little Barry when he was in Indonesia, it "happened" to the dog. Whose name was probably Fido, or Skippy, or Rusty. And who probably looked at the carniverous little Barry with those watery brown eyes as our little socialist slit it's throat, while whispering, "it's for the greater good, Fido!"

Posted by: picturerock at April 18, 2012 01:03 PM (EFBdB)

189 Every time Obama watches Benji, he gets a boner.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 18, 2012 01:03 PM (KNvk+)

190 Democracy is Barry and Bo deciding what to have for dinner.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 01:03 PM (ZGREa)

191
The fuck you talking about?

Sorry. Misread.

Posted by: Cano-American Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 01:03 PM (QA6Vm)

192 Pluto is not a planet. He's a tasty snack.

Posted by: BHO II at April 18, 2012 01:03 PM (KHo8t)

193 He wrote this to look cultured and worldly. Which is of course what they wanted in 2007-2008. And now it just makes him look like a freak so they're backpeddling and deflecting.

Too late asswipes. We got your number.

Andre Dogson says hide yo dogs....hide yo dogs...

tiny.cc/ub0ycw

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 18, 2012 01:04 PM (pLTLS)

194 I'm not interested in whether or not Barack Obama ate dog in his youth in a foreign country.

I am concerned that that may be a choice Americans may face in the future for this country due to the President's economic policies.

Posted by: My Dream Romney at April 18, 2012 01:04 PM (MMC8r)

195 The Left has a problem.

Sure, they can SAY that Obama was a little boy living in a barbaric, ignorant 3rd world shithole, so what Bamny did cannot compare to what Mitt did as an adult in America.

BUT............

Does the Left REALLY want us to visualize a shirtless, dirty-faced little Obama crouching by the rail road tracks eating dog meat?

Not the refined, cultured, Martha's Vineyard Obama's!!! Not the Aspen skiing Obama's!!! The horror of it all!!!

Posted by: Killjoy at April 18, 2012 01:04 PM (UF4HH)

196 And you guys get on my case for what I eat?

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at April 18, 2012 01:04 PM (d0Tfm)

197
Cross Posted from my twitter:
Next up on the defense table "Unlike strapping a dog to a roof, the dog I ate was humanly slaughtered, I was told"
Because, you know, lies fix everything (and people will believe that.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 01:04 PM (SYrwI)

198 Every time Obama watches Benji, he gets a boner. boning knife.

FIFY

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 18, 2012 01:04 PM (zlvkY)

199 The dog on roof story is aimed at the one large group of real swing voters left. These are the Clinton "soccer moms", or more accurately the Stupid Suburban White Women. Quinn in Illinois won a race he should have lost in 2010 by getting enough of these SSWW's.


http://tinyurl.com/6mheozlQuinn won the Governors race, while Republicans won Senate (Kirk) and a bunch of house seats in Ill. He did the on the strength of issues like dog euthanasia, (I'm not kidding) "assault weapons", and abortion. Now these issues were completely phony, (see War on Women) but got Quinn enough SSWW to win a very close race. By contrast Kirk's opponent got I believe about sixty thousand fewer votes than Quinn in the collar counties. And that was the difference. Well that and the Chicago fraud/dead vote.



Posted by: cm9000 at April 18, 2012 01:05 PM (MwTP4)

200 So if he was "introduced to eating dog away from the dinner table", does that mean he ate roadkill?
Just askin' questions.....

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at April 18, 2012 01:05 PM (g8rV1)

201 Does the Left REALLY want us to visualize a shirtless, dirty-faced
little Obama crouching by the rail road tracks eating dog meat?


I think that passage served two purposes.

First, it makes Obama look worldly, well-traveled and exotic.

Second, it makes Lolo (who Obama hated) look like a backwards hick.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 18, 2012 01:05 PM (T0NGe)

202 Vote for me or I'll eat this puppy!

Posted by: Barry (strange tastes) Obama at April 18, 2012 01:06 PM (tf9Ne)

203 Barack Obama today pledged $3 billion dollars for research into breeding more tender dogs.

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 01:06 PM (MMC8r)

204 George, you gonna finish that Weimaraner?

Posted by: Stuff Jefferson Said, Vol. 4, Large Print Edition at April 18, 2012 01:06 PM (QKKT0)

205 Lassie? Whats the matter girl... why don't you want to go see the President?

Posted by: Timmy at April 18, 2012 01:06 PM (lZBBB)

206 44 "to Obama" What happened to the dog?

------

Apparently, Obama fell victim to one of the notorious Indonesian dogboardings when he was young.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 18, 2012 01:06 PM (NmR1a)

207 I may have to make it my mission in life to gain access to a SCOAMT stump speech, listen respectfully until a quiet pause, and then start barking like a St. Bernard.

Posted by: Jaws at April 18, 2012 01:06 PM (4I3Uo)

208 I want to moderate one of the presidential debates.

First question: "Mr. President, which kind of dog meat is tastier, Purina-fed or Eubanuka-fed?"

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at April 18, 2012 01:07 PM (64S5N)

209
..some men hunt for sport,

Others hunt for food.

The only thing I'm hunting for

Is an outfit that looks good.

See my vest, see my vest,

Made from real gorilla chest.

Feel this sweater, there's no better

Than authentic Irish Setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat.

My evening wear, vampire bat.

These white slippers are albino

African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,

Turtle necks I've got my share.

Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest

Try my red robin suit,

It comes one breast or two...

See my vest, See my vest, See my vest.

Like my loafers, former gophers,

It was that or skin my chauffeurs,

But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best...

So let's prepare these dogs,

Kill two for matching clogs!

See my vest!

See me vest!

Oh, please, won't you see my veeeeeesst!


Posted by: Mr Burns at April 18, 2012 01:07 PM (G/zuv)

210 What's wrong with putting the dog on the roof of the car?

60 mph. Sunny day.

Instant jerky.

Posted by: Barky Obama at April 18, 2012 01:07 PM (zlvkY)

211

I think it's been more of an attempt to lay the groundwork to paint Romney as a cruel, unfeeling, out of touch man.

That's probably correct, and one of the stupidest campaign tactics in decades. BHO makes Woodrow Wilson look homey and companionable. Anything to make Mitt look bad is going to redouble the suspicion and dislike of BO tenfold.

Posted by: imp at April 18, 2012 01:07 PM (UaxA0)

212 I think Axelturf could hear his poll numbers dropping every time Mika cackled on that clip. I mean, if MSLSD is having that much fun joking about a Democrat, it's over.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 18, 2012 01:07 PM (tqwMN)

213 Next up on the defense table "Unlike strapping a dog to a roof, the dog I ate was humanly slaughtered, I was told"


Because, as a six year old, he inquired, right?

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 01:07 PM (MMC8r)

214 If you don't eat your dog meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your dog meat?!
- Roger Waters

Posted by: grease monkey at April 18, 2012 01:07 PM (VSWPU)

215 WhiteHouse Dinner! Now Staring Rex, the Wonder Dog!

Posted by: Movies Hollywood will NOT make at April 18, 2012 01:08 PM (lZBBB)

216 If you are play acting as a dog named "Rusty" would you perfer to hang around with:
A. The Rommey camp and get a ride on the roof of his car. Dogs really do like the wind in their face.

B. The Obama camp and be dinner/ I don't think you would like that, through there are some very good receipts on the internet.

Get a life man and lay off the Kool-aid.

Posted by: John at April 18, 2012 01:08 PM (46VAS)

217
195The Left has a problem.


Sure, they can SAY that Obama was a little boy living in a barbaric, ignorant 3rd world shithole, so what Bamny did cannot compare to what Mitt did as an adult in America.



Their real problem here is that this story cuts to the heart of the matter: that Obama is not culturally an American. No American kid has ever eaten dog, and if one did, he'd never talk about it, much less so offhandedly. File this one with the 57 states gaffe,something no real American would ever, ever make.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 01:08 PM (QA6Vm)

218 140 If Ted Kennedy had strapped Mary Jo Kopechne to the roof, she might still be alive today.

YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
--------------------------------

At the very least, Teddy wouldn't have had so far to dive on all those rescue attempts.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 18, 2012 01:08 PM (UF4HH)

219 Flash: Obama to judge the Westminster Dog Show

"I want to get a look at the slower dogs."

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 01:09 PM (OhYCU)

220 Willthe MSM start a rumor thatit was just a plastic dog?

Posted by: sherlock at April 18, 2012 01:09 PM (7UMow)

221 I eat-u, therefore I Shihtzu.

Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA at April 18, 2012 01:09 PM (Ck8hC)

222 All Dogs Go To Heaven

...but first they must pass through my intestine.

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent at April 18, 2012 01:09 PM (6LvlL)

223
Obama eats only free-range organic dogs.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 01:09 PM (G/zuv)

224 So I guess this fucks up the dog meme? Obama is starting to implode

More Pudding and Popcorn!

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at April 18, 2012 01:09 PM (hXJOG)

225 First question: "Mr. President, which kind of dog meat is tastier, Purina-fed or Eubanuka-fed?"

Free range is best.

Posted by: SCOAMF, the dog eating prezdent at April 18, 2012 01:10 PM (joSBv)

226 No! President Obama. Don't eat de dog meat. Come to Sveedon where we are enlightened socialists (like you) and have a piece of n****r cake! Please, it is soooo delicious.

Posted by: Swedish Meatball Minister of Racist culture at April 18, 2012 01:10 PM (OlN4e)

227 Not to worry-by tomorrow the media will be reporting that "dog meat" is just Indonesian slang for crappy beef. Nothing to see here, move along.

Posted by: Pat W at April 18, 2012 01:10 PM (nB8tI)

228 New Obama campaign theme song:

"Who let the dogs out? Yum! Yum!"

Posted by: Peregrine Took, Hobbit S.O.B. at April 18, 2012 01:10 PM (64S5N)

229 Join us.

Posted by: DogEatersForObama at April 18, 2012 01:10 PM (OhYCU)

230 Is dog kosher?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 01:10 PM (nyMpc)

231 Ace brings up a good point. He said that he was "introduced" to dog meat. He didn't say that he "tried it." I think that some intrepid reporter needs to ask just how many dogs he ate.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 18, 2012 01:11 PM (3jGS1)

232
Obama eats only free-range organic dogs.
Also called "strays." (I told some hipster the other day the deer meet in my fridge is "Free Range" and "Organic" so it should be great for them. They still declined.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 01:11 PM (SYrwI)

233 "The presidentwasquoted as saying that he was very pleased with the disposition and behavior of hisnew dog, BO.As forhis long andluxurious coat, Obama remarked .."that's just gravy..."

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 01:11 PM (HethX)

234 "President Obama, apparently frightened by his reelection prospects dimming, attacked “oil speculators” today in an attempt to find someone to blame for high gas prices." http://tinyurl.com/892vlmt"Dear America, Our Orwellian President Fails on Energyby Sarah Palin on Tuesday, April 17, 2012 at 6:23pm " http://tinyurl.com/8726z7a
"In his press conference today, President Obama seems to have latched on
to Eric’s idea of dealing with speculators. But the president proposed
an outrageously expensive “fix,” claiming that he needs a boatload of
tax dollars and bureaucrats to merely apply common sense to regulating
oil trades and enforcing the authority the CFTC was already granted by
the Dodd-Frank bill. This is ridiculous, and it’s not enough. Keep in
mind that cracking down on speculation is only a small part of the
solution. The key remedy is still drilling."

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 01:11 PM (oZfic)

235 I ..err ... lied to my autobiography.

Posted by: president ate fido at April 18, 2012 01:11 PM (evdj2)

236 <b>Dogs against Romney</b>
<em>Any other kind gets eaten.</em>

Posted by: thirtyandseven at April 18, 2012 01:11 PM (C2gIP)

237 Dear Rin Tin Tin;

We at the Whitehouse would like to invite you to an award ceremony, where we will celebrate your lifetime of Heroism.

The Ceremony will be followed by a formal dinner.

Posted by: Invitation found with Yellow spots on it, in trash in Hollywood at April 18, 2012 01:12 PM (lZBBB)

238 Stolen from Twitter: Ann Romney never ate a dog in her life.

Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 01:12 PM (joSBv)

239 *le cough*

My own personal crack at a "No Eating Dogs" prohibition sign: http://twitpic.com/9bbkhx

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 01:12 PM (4df7R)

240 This campaign is going to be dog eat dog.

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 18, 2012 01:12 PM (nTgAI)

241 Well, I guess I fucked up with that local culture quote. You would think the editors would have edited me on that.

Where is my fucking dog?

Posted by: Bill Ayers at April 18, 2012 01:12 PM (hXJOG)

242 We need a photo of a foreign diplomat at a White House dinner looking a little suspiciously at the meat on his fork.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 01:12 PM (QA6Vm)

243
Bo invited me to the White House for dinner the other day. I told him I couldn't make it, had to take a bath that nite.

Just playin' it safe, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at April 18, 2012 01:12 PM (d0Tfm)

244 If the dog don't poop, you must serve him as soup.

Posted by: Obama uses the OJ defense, fails at April 18, 2012 01:13 PM (6LvlL)

245 I was a little Jakarta street kid, eating everything unlucky enough to walk or crawl anywhere near me.

Cockroaches were always a major treat. I hav ea thing about crunchy food. Mom used to only let me have two roaches a day, the racist bitch.

Posted by: King Barry at April 18, 2012 01:13 PM (X3lox)

246 Come on, guys, can't I just finish my whippet?

Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 01:13 PM (MMC8r)

247 Uugh, nothing shows up here the way I type it.



Illinois Quinn/Brady dog story: http://tinyurl.com/6mheozl


Posted by: cm9000 at April 18, 2012 01:13 PM (MwTP4)

248 "Eat shit and die" is now in the official White House chef's recipe book.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at April 18, 2012 01:13 PM (zlvkY)

249 What kind of dog eating dumbass opens the door to this? More proof he not only didn't write the book, but didn't read it, and apparently his staff didn't either. Even a dog is smart enough not to shit where he eats and sleeps.

Posted by: X at April 18, 2012 01:13 PM (KHo8t)

250 Did Rush just out Francis Ford Coppola?

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 18, 2012 01:13 PM (Aaxiu)

251 Even our local Red is trying to change the subject. No dice, comrade. We're going with this one.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 01:14 PM (QA6Vm)

252 I ate Cerberus.

Posted by: Dick Cheney's Cock at April 18, 2012 01:14 PM (Ec6wH)

253 You know what would be sooo much fun??

Remember the kids that followed Kerry around in a dolphin outfit? AKA Flipper?

Let's have some kids follow Obama around in a dog outfit with a sign,

Please Don't Eat Me!


Morons, get to work!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at April 18, 2012 01:14 PM (hXJOG)

254 226 No! President Obama. Don't eat de dog meat. Come to Sveedon where we are enlightened socialists (like you) and have a piece of n****r cake! Please, it is soooo delicious.
Posted by: Swedish Meatball Minister of Racist culture at April 18, 2012 01:10 PM (OlN4e)

Only ifI get to cut the clit off.

Posted by: Barry O at April 18, 2012 01:15 PM (fYOZx)

255 Ewwww http://tinyurl.com/ngdq3p

This isn't a joke site is it?

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 01:15 PM (oZfic)

256 Posted by: X at April 18, 2012 01:13 PM (KHo8t)

Are you kidding? He and his ilk consider it a badge of honor that spurns the bourgeois sensibility of traditional American values.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 18, 2012 01:15 PM (Aaxiu)

257 Lolo to Obama, "Come meet fido , for ever known as Meatloaf. "

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 01:15 PM (TomZ9)

258 "Obama when he was 10 years old, not preparing his own meals...."

Any chance Bush killed, cooked, and served that dog?

Has the Big 0 ever made a meal for himself in his entire life?

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 18, 2012 01:15 PM (XXy2R)

259 >>"It seems desperate for the Romney campaign to bring up something that happened to Obama...""...something that happened to Obama...""...happened to Obama...""to Obama"What happened to the dog?

Is "narcissism enabling" in the DSM-IV?

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 01:16 PM (XdlcF)

260
252 I ate Cerberus.
Posted by: Dick Cheney's Cock at April 18, 2012 01:14 PM (Ec6wH)


No you didn't!

...I served myself to him on a silver platter with an elegant white wine sauce.

Posted by: Cerberus at April 18, 2012 01:16 PM (4df7R)

261 Isn't there a West Wing quote about not arguing with a giant chicken? And isn't that more or less what the Democrats are doing?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 01:16 PM (8y9MW)

262 230
Is dog kosher?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 18, 2012 01:10 PM (nyMpc)

Funny you should mention that. Muslims think dogs are unclean, so I guess they kill them and eat them? O's step dad was a Muslim.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at April 18, 2012 01:16 PM (hXJOG)

263 Posted by: X at April 18, 2012 01:13 PM (KHo8t) Well I think there are multiple things at play here.That's one of them. The other is deperation, throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks. This (combined with the hubris the willing media gave him) made him think he could dodge whatever didn't stick. We're hear to make sure that doesn't work.#feettothefire

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 01:16 PM (SYrwI)

264 221 Posted by: SCOAMF-PCA at April 18, 2012 01:09 PM (Ck8hC)

Freaking hilarious

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (ZGREa)

265 The National lampoon cover "Buy this magazine or we shoot this dog" would work as a great base for a photoshop on this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Lampoon_%28magazine%29

Posted by: Barry (strange tastes) Obama at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (tf9Ne)

266 261
Isn't there a West Wing quote about not arguing with a giant chicken? And isn't that more or less what the Democrats are doing?


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 01:16 PM (8y9MW)

Sounds like a recurring bit from Family Guy to me.

Posted by: Underground Vulgarian at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (Aaxiu)

267
What kind of dog eating dumbass opens the door to this? More proof he not only didn't write the book, but didn't read it, and apparently his staff didn't either.


Yep. Most likely, Ayers just fucked up.

But even on the outside chance he actually had read (or less likely, written) the book, any culturally American person would instantly realize how that would play among other Americans, and deep six the whole thing.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (QA6Vm)

268 BARACK KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WHERE EATING DOG IS ACCEPTABLE!!!!

MITT ROMNEY AIN'T NEVER BEEN CAAAAAAWLED A DOG KILLA!!!

Posted by: Rev. Jeremiah Wright at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (UF4HH)

269 Even our local Red is trying to change the subject. No dice, comrade. We're going with this one.Posted by: Jay Guevara

#WAR

They brought a knife to a gunfight. It's time to shove it down their throats.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (Ck8hC)

270 Has the Big 0 ever made a meal for himself in his entire life?

*rolling on the floor laughing*

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (4df7R)

271 Reading #ObamaDogRecipes

*le gratitude*

Posted by: Henri the French Cat at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (joSBv)

272
Actual photo ofthe dog Barky ate. http://tinyurl.com/culqx2v

Posted by: Beefy Frank at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (mxnUd)

273 That little pikerBarry Oate all the cousins on my Indonesian side of the family!

signed,

The Real Rusty

Posted by: Rusty the cotdam pissed off canine at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (jm/9g)

274 More proof he not only didn't write the book, but didn't read it

Except he did read it. Out loud. Probably several times.
He's the narrator for an audio version of the book.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (8y9MW)

275
Interesting catch, Mama AJ.

It's kinda like they're trying make Obama a victim.

oh poor Obama, he had to eat a dog to survive

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 18, 2012 01:17 PM (G/zuv)

276 White House Chef Michael Vick.

Posted by: BHO at April 18, 2012 01:18 PM (MMC8r)

277 What's the best way to get Dachshund legs out of your teeth?

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 01:19 PM (OhYCU)

278 More PROOF that Obama hates dogs:

>>Michael Vick's stunning turnaround has everyone talking about change, including President Obama.
While on vacation in Hawaii, Obama placed a surprise call to Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie to offer a phoned-in fist bump on two topics: Lurie's alternative energy plans for Lincoln Financial Field and the Eagles' decision to give the troubled star quarterback a fresh start.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 01:19 PM (XdlcF)

279 Odds on how long it takes for the progs to start ranting that we're being dismissive of other cultures by suggesting there's something wrong with eating dog? Anyone?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 01:19 PM (4df7R)

280 The late night guys have enough material just reading this post for a fucking year.

@244 that will be on for sure, LOL

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at April 18, 2012 01:19 PM (hXJOG)

281 "But I never actually ate dog - that's just some shit Bill Ayers made up when he ghostwrote the book!"

Posted by: BHO, Author and Gourmand at April 18, 2012 01:19 PM (nTjSs)

282
How sweet it is, when da Zero is so weak and ill balanced against attack that every story grows legs like a king crab. They are deep in the quicksand, and are flailing at every root. They may very well be fucked and they know it. It happened this way for Carter. Has anyone forgotten the killer attack rabbit?

Posted by: maddogg at April 18, 2012 01:19 PM (OlN4e)

283
Out: Kill Whitey
In: Kill Sparkey

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 01:20 PM (OhYCU)

284 Cocaine and several

bottles of whiskey apparently fueled the elite agents’ boneheaded fling

with about 20 hookers at a posh hotel in Cartagena, Colombia, a hotel

staffer told The Post.
The employee responded to the trashed room

with police and other Hotel El Caribe workers when one prostitute raised

hell after a Secret Service member initially refused to pay her."


Alright guys, fess up. Which one of you works for the Secret Service?

Posted by: Alex at April 18, 2012 01:20 PM (jdZlf)

285 Please click my links! They're totally safe and not anything like gay male pron. I'll even tell you what they're about before you click. This one is about Romney:

http://tinypic.com/defnotgaymalepronsrsly

Posted by: oZfic at April 18, 2012 01:20 PM (ZGREa)

286 White House pet groomer: Rachel Ray.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 01:20 PM (QA6Vm)

287 Culture Sensitivity Forum, "you have no idea what it is to have to eat what's there,it's not like they have a derweinersnitzel on every corner People would starve if they didn't know how to prepare Fido properly"

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 01:20 PM (TomZ9)

288 Donate $3 to the campaign for a chance to win dinner of me!

Wait, shouldn't this be "dinner with me"?

No?

WHAT?!

Posted by: BO SCOAMF at April 18, 2012 01:20 PM (/kI1Q)

289 I was trying to quote red sweater at #44, Sooth. Just failed on the formatting.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 01:21 PM (XdlcF)

290 Well, obviously, this topic is fucking retarded. Neither side can claim the moral high ground because no serious person would claim these stories have any relevance whatsoever.

I think that goes without saying.

However,

1.) It's a good time all the way around. The images, the jokes, those oh-so-willing people who are taking this seriously, and those few sad folks who are organizing around these trivial accusations, all combine to make this distraction a pleasant one.

2.) I think we're winning it. The Romney story is funny because it lends itself to the Family Vacation humor, so the jokes are good. But it was, at worst, an innocent mistake -- no harm no foul. It might even humanize the Romneys. You were, in the end, rooting for the Griswalds, no?

But the left can't help themselves, they have to overreach. They have to form groups and develop strategy to win the message war on this very important issue. They have to pretend this really, really matters.

They behave the same way in defense of Barry. They overdo it. The issue of Barry eating dog isn't that funny, but the way they are reacting is funny.

This is war with jokes and the side that gets huffy first and most often is the clear loser.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 18, 2012 01:21 PM (N/1Dm)

291 175 I saw that. Horrible. Apparently those scumbags in Child Protective Services refused to release the child until the father completed a background investigation. To get his own child back.

Posted by: Alex at April 18, 2012 01:21 PM (jdZlf)

292 The nickname "Barky" for the empty suit takes on a whole new meaning for me.

Posted by: eureka! at April 18, 2012 01:21 PM (81yf8)

293 277 What's the best way to get Dachshund legs out of your teeth?
Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 01:19 PM (OhYCU)


Chihuahua femurs make good toothpicks...er, so I've heard.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at April 18, 2012 01:22 PM (DrWcr)

294 I ate a dog once, but it was 2 AM and I was drunk.

Posted by: The Clenis at April 18, 2012 01:22 PM (zlvkY)

295 Except he did read it. Out loud. Probably several times.
He's the narrator for an audio version of the book.


I assume it was just like reading off of TOTUS, though; he just reads it and has no clue or interest in what he's actually saying.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 01:22 PM (rND5e)

296 But seriously, the guy was happy Michael Vick was returning to the NFL, but we're supposed to think Mitt is cruel to dogs??

FAIL.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 01:22 PM (XdlcF)

297 He "read" the book in that he said the words. He did not read for comprehension.

Posted by: moral relativist at April 18, 2012 01:22 PM (1jtwO)

298 http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/04/18/with-apologies-to-shepard-fairey/

Posted by: cthulhu at April 18, 2012 01:23 PM (kaalw)

299 obama's favorite drink ? bulldog gin, especially for hair of the dog

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2012 01:23 PM (WR5xI)

300 According to the catechism, children reach the age of reason O/A the (mental) age of 7.
So to be fair, Obama has not yet attained the ability to decipher right from wrong.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 18, 2012 01:23 PM (Ec6wH)

301 So the Obamaa campaign tries to make this election turn on which candidate is the biggest dog lover... and the ROMNEY camp is the one that's desperate? Forgive me for saying so but --
SQUIRREL!

Posted by: Dug at April 18, 2012 01:23 PM (M3QBc)

302 I have to say, over the last few weeks I've been looking at Romney and his campaign with New-Found Respect (tm) . The "start packing" comment was delivered in the perfect more-in-sadness-than-in-anger tone of delivery (you know Barky took that like a bitch slap to the face) and now the "chilling photo" rejoinder about the Obama/Bo picture was delivered fast!. Romney is taking off the mittens (heh) and fighting for the Presidency.
>
>As far as the lefties getting their panties in a twist, screw them. THIS is how you ridicule someone: making an exagerated joke - everyone knows Obama isn't going to eat Bo (unless really, really hungry). The lefties' idea of ridicule is making fun of Downs Syndrome babies and wishing death to a man with a history of heart attacks.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 18, 2012 01:23 PM (M0NzJ)

303
Bill: "Hello?"

Barry: "Bill, thanks for fucking nothing. Why'd you put that shit about eating dog in the book?"

Bill: "I thought it'd make you look all worldly and sophisticated and shit."

Barry: "Yeah, well the Americans are sticking the whole incident up my ass.You've made methe laughing stock of the country!"

Bill: "Nah, that's your doing."

Barry: Click.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 01:24 PM (QA6Vm)

304
Why did Romney put his dog on top his car?


So Obama wouldn't eat it!

Posted by: Justamom at April 18, 2012 01:24 PM (Sptt8)

305 I assume it was just like reading off of TOTUS, though; he just reads it
and has no clue or interest in what he's actually saying.


Doesn't matter: the fact is he had every chance to pick up on the fact this might not be the best story to relate- and told it anyway.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 01:24 PM (8y9MW)

306 291-

Are you serious? Thugs murdered his wife and kidnapped his baby and he's the one that has to prove himself to the state?

The whole thing is so odd.

Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2012 01:25 PM (1jtwO)

307 I've had 99 meals and a bitch aint one.


Posted by: Mitt Romney at April 18, 2012 01:26 PM (MJ76f)

308 new dog photoshop thread. yeah

Posted by: cherry at April 18, 2012 01:26 PM (OhYCU)

309 How long before we have someone dressed as a dog following Barry around with signs? Come on RNC or College Republicans, do it.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at April 18, 2012 01:26 PM (hXJOG)

310
"Roll over boy, Roll over.. we were too poor to afford a spit."

Posted by: tomc at April 18, 2012 01:26 PM (V6yXR)

311 obama's bite is much worse than his bark- to dogs that is

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2012 01:27 PM (WR5xI)

312 “It seems desperate for the Romney campaign to bring up something that
happened to Obama when he was 10 years old, not preparing his own meals,
in a country where eating dog meat probably isn’t all that unusual..."

So in other words, Barky's parents instilled values in him that are not shared by the majority of Americans. Good to know.

Posted by: Emperor Barkymus at April 18, 2012 01:27 PM (aQ3++)

313
It happened this way for Carter. Has anyone forgotten the killer attack rabbit?


Excellent point. This is Barry's killer attack rabbit, for sure. It's the joke that will reverberate for decades, and be trotted out whenever Obama's name is mentioned.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 18, 2012 01:28 PM (QA6Vm)

314 When I was a little Jakarta dog-eating street kid, all we could afford was schnauzer or deli-mutt. Now that I'm Precedent, I get to dine on Russian Wolfhound. They don't taste as good as schnauzer, but they're more expensive so they're better, anyway. And a Russian Wolfhound will easily feed a whole family. With schnauzer, I have to fight for the good parts.

Posted by: King Barry at April 18, 2012 01:28 PM (X3lox)

315 O/T, but WTF.

While listening to some NPR smoothie the other day, I gave a chuckle when I heard him say Af-GAN-i-stohn. Second syllable rhyming with "can," fourth syllable rhyming with "gone."

Posted by: The littl shyning man at April 18, 2012 01:29 PM (ndp2I)

316
Would you like some parasites with that?

Posted by: Lolo at April 18, 2012 01:29 PM (HOOye)

317 I wonder if he *blew Chunks* after eating dog ?

Posted by: grease monkey at April 18, 2012 01:29 PM (VSWPU)

318 When you share the dogmeat, spread it around, it's good for everybody.

Posted by: Barry Soetero at April 18, 2012 01:29 PM (DrWcr)

319 I like to sniff dogs' asses, too. Whets the appetite.

Posted by: King Barry at April 18, 2012 01:31 PM (X3lox)

320 285
Please click my links! They're totally safe and not anything like gay
male pron. I'll even tell you what they're about before you click. This
one is about Romney:

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Posted by: oZfic at April 18, 2012 01:20 PM (ZGREa)
this is NOT ME. I thought stuff like this was frowned upon?

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 01:31 PM (oZfic)

321 nasa manager: " barack would get this gleam in his eye when talking about exploring Pluto.."

Posted by: runner at April 18, 2012 01:31 PM (WR5xI)

322 Posted by: oZfic at April 18, 2012 01:20 PM (ZGREa)


this is NOT ME. I thought stuff like this was frowned upon?


Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 01:31 PM (oZfic)


There's no prohibition to naming yourself after someone else's hash. That is not sockpuppeting.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 18, 2012 01:33 PM (X3lox)

323 Excellent point. This is Barry's killer attack rabbit, for sure. It's
the joke that will reverberate for decades, and be trotted out whenever
Obama's name is mentioned.


It's only a flesh wound.

Posted by: Barak Knight at April 18, 2012 01:33 PM (KXm42)

324 In other news, the Obama Administration has announced today that they will being launching dogs into orbit. New reentry vehicles have been specially designed for properly baking the animals who will be immediately shipped to the next White House Party Dinner. "Ever had a dog with fusion crust?" Obama spokesman Jay Carney offered at today's press conference "the meat is still tough but crunchy like the grasshoppers that the President was fond of snacking on as a youth. It's the best of both worlds."

Posted by: Arcadehero at April 18, 2012 01:33 PM (mmHDH)

325
To Obama a doggie bag is bait

Posted by: kj at April 18, 2012 01:34 PM (zdvxY)

326 Why did Romney put his dog on top his car? So Obama wouldn't eat it!
Posted by: Justamom at April 18, 2012 01:24 PM (Sptt
---------------------->
That is funny!!! Romney's campaign needs to steal ...er... use that joke.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 18, 2012 01:34 PM (M0NzJ)

327 While on vacation in Hawaii, Obama placed a surprise call to Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie to offer a phoned-in fist bump on two topics: Lurie's alternative energy plans for Lincoln Financial Field and the Eagles' decision to give the troubled star quarterback a fresh start.

Oh see now this pisses me off. JEF!

What a damn tool

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 01:35 PM (SB0V2)

328 "Rots a ruck" was George Jetson's dog "Astro"


Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 01:35 PM (O3R/2)

329 Because the new solar panels are BUTT UGLY

and stupid

and they used tax dollars of course

Ugh I hate Jeff Lurie

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 01:36 PM (SB0V2)

330 Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 01:19 PM (XdlcF)

Vick is to D'oh!bamma as Ranchers are to Morons.

Posted by: CiceroKid at April 18, 2012 01:36 PM (JaDq0)

331 "That Wasn't Chicken."

Posted by: Obama's Foirtune Cookie at April 18, 2012 01:36 PM (71LDo)

332 In world where even the President of the United States is a dog eater...

One man stands up for mans best friend....

Mitt Romney in-

FRENCH FRIED FIDO

Posted by: Dramatic Voice Guy at April 18, 2012 01:41 PM (MJ76f)

333 Dog eater? Does this give mooshell a reason to be concerned?

Posted by: Buffalobob at April 18, 2012 01:42 PM (qiFDD)

334 "This evening, YOU are the speciality of the house."

Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 01:49 PM (O3R/2)

335 "
All Dogs Go To Heaven

...but first they must pass through my intestine."

Pissing myself laughing now!!

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at April 18, 2012 01:54 PM (TY3im)

336 Canine: The Other White Meat.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky ABO 2012 at April 18, 2012 02:02 PM (baL2B)

337 "It seems desperate for the Romney campaign to bring up something that
happened to Obama when he was 10 years old, not preparing his own meals"


"...that *HAPPENED* to Obama"?? Obama said he ate dog meat 'away from his parent's table.' DUDE. I'm pretty sure that means the guy ordered it off a menu somewhere.

Posted by: Book at April 18, 2012 02:02 PM (/rYnH)

338 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 18, 2012 02:12 PM (7W3wI)

339 I thought dog was verboten to muslims.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2012 02:13 PM (zji3t)

340 http:// www.freeimagehosting.net/ yhfob

Add the spaces back in.

I think this is the question all Americans need answered.

(This is from a vegetarian ad campaign on Toronto subways)

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 18, 2012 02:21 PM (NS2Mo)

341 Interesting that even in defense of Obama,
His enablers point to the fact that he does share American culture.
Very telling, that.

Posted by: Log Cabin at April 18, 2012 02:46 PM (aO1W9)

342 At some point, I think you've had enough dog. (Time to try cat!)

Posted by: "Barky" O'bama at April 18, 2012 02:52 PM (exvgC)

343 Under my plan, dog meat prices would necessarily skyrocket.

Posted by: "Barky" O'bama at April 18, 2012 02:55 PM (exvgC)

344 "something that happened to Obama when he was 10 years old" Happened TO? Is he ever the aggressor, I mean ever? Leading from behind and all.

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at April 18, 2012 03:25 PM (jKunv)

345 Oh, and they about peed themselves laughing over that horrible Cheney joke, this was nuthin'!

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at April 18, 2012 03:26 PM (jKunv)

346 Wanna go to a stray bar and pound back a few?

Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 18, 2012 03:49 PM (n6JNN)

347 Which should lead all of us to the inescapable question:

After Seamus "disappeared", WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO HIM?

Posted by: section9 at April 18, 2012 04:05 PM (CUoon)

348 this whole dog on the roof thing is just to distract from the fact that the Romneys used to go on driving vacations with their dog in a STATION WAGON ...
not exactly the silver spoon life Obama would like you to think about Romney ... kind of middle America actually ...

Posted by: JeffC at April 18, 2012 04:16 PM (A3tpD)

349 I'm at the kid's college library and I swear I have never ever burst out laughing in a library before, not even when I was nine an Mark Quigg was telling Disney Lemming jokes.

The dog chart got me. I haz attracted stares.

Posted by: sarahw at April 18, 2012 04:37 PM (qQ/le)

350 Does anyone know that the dog lived to be 15, which is really an old age for big dogs. If we don't get the importance of this election then we deserve what this @$$ will do to us in his next four years. Talk about eating dogs, I bet the citizens in NK would be happy to have anything. I wonder what we will be happy to eat if he gets what he wants. (Not my dog!)

Posted by: N0b0z0 at April 18, 2012 05:00 PM (rsOPT)

351 Obama believes you become what you eat. That explains how he became such a dick.

Posted by: Darrel at April 18, 2012 08:12 PM (UUufl)

352 Eating dog is fairly unusual in Indonesia. Only the Batak tribe of Sumatra eat dog, and then only the Christian Bataks. You can find special stalls that sell dog meat, but you have to actively look for them in Java. Its not on every menu, keeping in mind that Muslims do not eat dog and Indonesia has a huge Muslim majority.

It would be comparable to finding a special Mexican restaurant that sells tripe in Seattle maybe. Its possible to find it, but you have to actively look for it.

Posted by: sexypig at April 18, 2012 10:00 PM (IsMNG)

353 Actually harder than my example. When I was in Indonesia, I actually had a Batak friend take me to the dog meat restaurant, but his accent was so thick I thought he said "duck" meat so I ordered pork instead.

There were maybe 2-3 places to eat it in a city of couple million people.

I finally got to try dog meat in China. Really ho-hum.

Posted by: sexypig at April 18, 2012 10:03 PM (IsMNG)

354
Such fake laughs! Obviously they were trying to minimize the dog/Obama story by pretending it was just hilarious that someone found that quote... Mika always appears to be miserable and/or in pain so maybe a fake laugh is the best she can do..

Posted by: lainer at April 18, 2012 11:11 PM (2aN2b)

355 Not all dogs are against Romney

http://dogsforromney.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Sean at April 24, 2012 10:46 AM (OU2WL)






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