Top Headline Comments 4-18-12

Happy Wednesday.

If you haven't seen it yet (I hadn't), the Agitator compiled the mostly-leftist law-bloggers who say the Zimmerman indictment is a piece of crap. It's not my area of expertise, but these people seem quite confident about the extracrapitudinosity of the charging document.

TPM, a leftist site but go with it, has a chart documenting Romney's favorability surge. The same thing will explain Romney's surge against Obama, sure to be documented in the next few national polls.

Honestly, it's stupid that Romney's surges are surprising to anyone. Last week Romney was barely supported by a majority---if that---of Republicans, about half of whom spent the past year hating on him. So it should have been no surprise at all that he wasn't carrying away the polls. As his support firms up among Republicans, it's no freakin' wonder that his numbers stack up better against Obama. No. Freakin'. Wonder. Unless you're a fool.

Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 06:54 AM



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1 Good Morning Morons. Today is Wednesday, April 18, 2012. On this day in 1775 Paul Revere made his ride from Boston to Lexington to warn of the British coming. No, he did not shout "the British are coming" or other nonsense like that. Later this ride was made famous by a late 60s rock band who stared on the afternoon TV show "Where The Action Is".


On this day in 1906 a 7.9 earthquake damaged San Francisco including the underground gas lines that fed all the lighting. The resulting fire destroyed much of the city.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:54 AM (YdQQY)

2 Shocker of shockers. 9th court upholds AZ voter ID law. Crooked ass Holder and vote fraud Dems hardest hit. The did get this little POS in the ruling to overrule a requirement that voters show proof of citizenship when registering.

That federal law allows voters to fill out a mail-in voter registration card and swear they are citizens under penalty of perjury, but it doesn't require them to show proof as Arizona's law does.

http://is.gd/2zGwPQ

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:54 AM (YdQQY)

3 House passes bill to keep the gun control assholes in the Obama admin from banning hunting on federal land and banning lead bullets.

http://is.gd/kAnsaV

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:55 AM (YdQQY)

4 Austin guy sets up group to give rides to cancer patients in exotic cars. Hey, I want my ride to the Dr this morning.

http://is.gd/2p9AG2

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:55 AM (YdQQY)

5 CT woman want to keep her husband buried in her home yard. CT town says no, not addressed by zoning laws and she should have got a permit. Here's the rub now. These little fascists now have the attitude that if the law doesn't address something it is not permitted. They claim because it is not addressed it is not allowed by zoning restrictions. She is bolstered by the fact that the house was built in the 1700s and it already has people buried in the 8 acre yard. Although the courts have always upheld zoning laws she has a pretty good case since there is no zoning law here and there is a pre-existing and "grandfathered" cemetery there already.

http://is.gd/RkfFDp

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:55 AM (YdQQY)

6 Some may have missed this yesterday. Romney attacks vast left wing media. Some felt it was a bad move. I don't. That was all Noot had going for him in the debates and that is what won him SC. I think it is a good move because it will shore up support with the base. He needs that badly.

http://is.gd/PLIy8C

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:56 AM (YdQQY)

7 More and more cities across the country entering bankruptcy territory.

http://is.gd/dZ2aIO

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:56 AM (YdQQY)

8 TSA places agents on Houston buses to observe passengers and perform bag searches. Attention Houston Morons. These types of searches have been ruled illegal by the Supreme Court. They can not stop and search you without probably cause or a warrant. You can refuse to be searched and should. We are rapidly become a nation much like Nazi Germany. "Your papers please".

http://is.gd/k2MUhA

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:56 AM (YdQQY)

9 Once again Senate Dems block vote on budget. Say there will be no vote until after the election. Hopefully by then they will be out of control. Of course, lok out for yet another lame duck session from hell. At least this time single votes from traitors like Scott and MooKow will not get shit bills through.

http://is.gd/tTwcN1

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:57 AM (YdQQY)

10 LOL, meanwhile the House passes a resolution deeming budget has been passed by both House and Senate. Of course scrunt Pelosi had something to say about that even though they did it with parts of the healthscam vote.

http://is.gd/6C3KRn

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:57 AM (YdQQY)

11 O'Vomit says will veto latest highway boondoggle unless Keystone Pipeline stuff is removed. More political posturing bullshit. Hey stupid, it has already been passed, either sign it or veto it but STFU.

http://is.gd/nrLQWZ

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:57 AM (YdQQY)

12 Average cost of prom night now over $1,000. Think what it would be if they didn't count the guys in this.

http://is.gd/8nuuHL

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:58 AM (YdQQY)

13 Holder's DOJ is helping Travon protestors. More evidence that this whole thing is a squirrel developed by the commies for the election. Why is this legal?

http://is.gd/l8ELVQ

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:58 AM (YdQQY)

14 Judicial misconduct in the WI recall election???

http://is.gd/BK5hQG



That's it for the news this morning.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:58 AM (YdQQY)

15 And the Travon charges are BS.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 07:00 AM (YdQQY)

16 Morning, 'rons!

Hey Vic - thanks for all the links. I thought you were done with your treatments, no?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2012 07:09 AM (UTq/I)

17 Morn-rons.
Some weird fucker's grill on the front page kinda creepin me out.

Posted by: Roland THTG at April 18, 2012 07:10 AM (vWZa0)

18 Man.. $1000 + for prom? With mommy and daddy footing the bill?

If the kids had to pay for it themselves like when I was a kid, they would not be paying a grand for a night out.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2012 07:14 AM (UTq/I)

19 Morning all!

Thanks for the news, Vic. I'm off for a bit to take the little man to school. Just a few more weeks of this crap then we're freeeeee! Homeschooling next year and am really looking forward to it.

See you morons later.

Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at April 18, 2012 07:15 AM (qFpRI)

20 About 150 Afghan schoolgirls were poisoned on Tuesday after drinking contaminated water at a high school in the country's north, officials said, blaming it on conservative radicals opposed to female education. They said they knew the water had been poisoned because a larger tank used to fill the affected water jugs was not contaminated."This is not a natural illness. It's an intentional act to poison schoolgirls," said Haffizullah Safi, head of Takhar's public health department. None of the officials blamed any particular group for the attack.
By Mohammad Hamid, Reuters
KUNDUZ, Afghanistan

Posted by: war on women by "conservative" radicals at April 18, 2012 07:17 AM (lpWVn)

21 Hey Gabe, the opening question of the CNN poll was a bit misleading as well.

It stated, "Suppose that the presidential election were being held today and you had to choose between Barack Obama as the Democratic Party's candidate, and Mitt Romney as the Republican Party's candidate. Who would you be more likely to vote for -- Barack Obama, the Democrat, or Mitt Romney, the Republican? (IF UNSURE As of today, who do you lean more toward?"

This is very different than, "If the election were held today, who would you vote for, Obama or Romney."

I've been involved in a few survey process over the past year or so, and it's amazing the differences in responses that can be achieved by subtly introducing preferences rather than hard choices.

Posted by: MJ at April 18, 2012 07:18 AM (/x4oj)

22 "extracrapitudinosity"


You lawyers and your fancy law lingo...

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2012 07:18 AM (Gc/Qi)

23 I heard a soundbite from the woman who buried her husband in her yard this morning on the way to work.

She said, and I'm paraphrasing here, "No fucking way am I digging him back up."

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at April 18, 2012 07:19 AM (tblE0)

24 #JusticeForTarpon!

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 07:22 AM (MMC8r)

25 I don't know about the natural reaction of people to seeing another person in a 'hoodie' after dark, but I just made a new scarecrow and put a hoodie on it and I haven't seen a deer in a week. They're usually in the yard every single night.

Think I can get a multimillion dollar Federal grant for research?

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 18, 2012 07:22 AM (phlKA)

26 Average cost of prom night now over $1,000.

And that's just for contraception.

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 07:23 AM (MMC8r)

27 On the Today show, Matt Lauer has sand in his vag, Ted Koppel fell off his walker and Trandrea Mitchell can't get it up after Ted Nugent's comments have shocked their civility detectors into red alert. Do these fucking frauds think they're fooling anybody?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 07:26 AM (4atNB)

28 Hey Vic - thanks for all the links. I thought you were done with your treatments, no?


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 18, 2012 07:09 AM (UTq/I)
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No chemo, just a follow-up visit.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 07:26 AM (YdQQY)

29 Deem and pass, my morning dose of schadenfreude. Looks like the glove's on the other foot now doesn't it Pelosi?

Posted by: AE at April 18, 2012 07:26 AM (L5130)

30 Wait until they get married. That price tag is just obscene.

Posted by: CAC at April 18, 2012 07:27 AM (5UcDQ)

31 Imus crowd all up in the air about the Nugent comets as well.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 07:28 AM (YdQQY)

32 When I went to the "prom" it didn't cost anything.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 07:31 AM (YdQQY)

33 Why is this legal?
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Rather, who holds legality to account and who won't.

Could be but won't be timid Romney's sales pitch, which would have only resonated with people who obey laws regardless of political propaganda. Those pesky "conservative" radicals. 'How dare anyone require legality?' On the other side of the great divide, the self righteously indignant Black Supremacists (SCOAMF, US AG, Judicial Branch and Congressional activists) advocate race war 2012 as if social justice vigilante violence and terrorism were a cure all to anything, the economy specifically.

Posted by: Bunny Entitlement at April 18, 2012 07:31 AM (lpWVn)

34
Hand-wringers, assemble!

Posted by: soothie at April 18, 2012 07:32 AM (vzLhi)

35 I wanted to like Imus after he revealed to the world what a fucking POS drama queen C Vivian Stringer is, but he keeps coming up with ways to illustrate why Howard Stern kicked his ass in the ratings battles of the retards.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 07:32 AM (4atNB)

36 why Howard Stern kicked his ass in the ratings

Porn

Posted by: Panzer Cat at April 18, 2012 07:33 AM (cYQg0)

37 Let me get this straight. Mika's job is to sit quietly and exude contempt? I guess that's good work if you can get it. Who is she sleeping with?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 07:33 AM (NVu2l)

38
The latest Coordinated Distraction is gaining steam.

The fabricated outrage over Ted Nugent is just getting started.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 07:34 AM (LVtr+)

39 On the Today show, Matt Lauer has sand in his vag,
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w/o Palin to boost ratings, NBC morning shit's in the crapper.

Posted by: Bunny Entitlement at April 18, 2012 07:34 AM (lpWVn)

40 Imus is the identical twin of Nancy Kulp aka Miss Jane Hathaway of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Posted by: Matt Damon Nookleeor Genyus at April 18, 2012 07:34 AM (xk0Xg)

41 What Nugent said is similar if not identical to what countless entertainers said about Bush. The Lauers of the world can act as if this is "unprecedented", but every single anti-Bush voter remembers the old stuff and must by now realize Lauer is simply emoting for the cause. And this is how the MSM will die, overestimating the willingness of consumers to be made fools of.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 07:36 AM (hiMsy)

42
Imus is the identical twin of Nancy Kulp aka Miss Jane Hathaway of the Beverly Hillbillies.
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Didn't she die in PA a few years ago? And she really didn't like Jethro either. She batted for the other team.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 07:36 AM (YdQQY)

43
Obama Cash Cards

Did you hear about this?

People lined up to get their Obama stimulus cards worth $1000. But when they went to use them the cards didnt work!

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 07:37 AM (KUrJA)

44 What Nugent said is similar if not identical to what countless entertainers said about Bush
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They were much worse. Nugent said he would be in jail or dead, the leftest made real outright threats and even a movie about killing Bush.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 07:38 AM (YdQQY)

45 Morning all. Gimme a break - Ted has been saying stuff like that forever. Another manufactured outrage.

Went to a wedding this weekend. Couldn't believe how pricey these things have gotten.

Posted by: San Antonio Rose at April 18, 2012 07:39 AM (i4Tax)

46 But when they went to use them the cards didn't work!
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and so the poor doggy had none.

Posted by: Old Mother Hubbard at April 18, 2012 07:40 AM (lpWVn)

47 Mitt lurching right for the general? In name link.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at April 18, 2012 07:41 AM (dptRY)

48 Mitt lurching right for the general?
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Lemonade?

Posted by: Itchy & Scratchy at April 18, 2012 07:43 AM (lpWVn)

49 Posted by: war on women by "conservative" radicals at April 18, 2012 07:17 AM (lpWVn)



There are some aspects of the multi-cultural divide that can never be understood by civilized societies.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 07:43 AM (i3+c5)

50 Didn't she die in PA a few years ago? And she really didn't like Jethro either.



Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 07:36 AM (YdQQY)


How could anybody not like the Double Naught Spy?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 07:44 AM (4atNB)

51 There should be a total tax rate freeze until our worthless do-nothing congress can come up with a working budget.

Those in favor? Aye.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 07:45 AM (/ZZCn)

52 My friends, you have nothing to fear from a President Obama.


As for your pets, well, they better run for their lives

Posted by: Stuff Juan McLame might have said if he had a twitter account at April 18, 2012 07:45 AM (i3+c5)

53 "Didn't she die in PA a few years ago? And she really didn't like Jethro either. She batted for the other team. "

25 years ago or so she ran for office obviously as a liberal. Buddy Ebsen did a commercial for her opponent. According to wiki she's been dead since 1991 in California but interred in PA
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"What Nugent said is similar if not identical to what countless entertainers said about Bush"

Would be nice to see a video of all those clips. ANYBODY AWAKE AT THE RNC?

Posted by: Matt Damon Nookleeor Genyus at April 18, 2012 07:47 AM (xk0Xg)

54 "They said it was from Obama."

http://tinyurl.com/7rv4r7j

Is it old?

It's new to me.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 07:47 AM (vyPsz)

55 44 -

It's a bit annoying these things have to continuously be pointed out to these people, but thankfully they don't make it too hard to demonstrate their ignorance, willful or otherwise.

It's a simple question: "Mr. and/or Ms. Leftie Outrage Person, what did you think of the movie where they showed Bush being assassinated? Where was your outrage at that time?"

Nothing else to say, really. Just sit back and watch them sputter. Maybe you could raise an eyebrow every now and then, otherwise just let them keep talking.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2012 07:49 AM (Gc/Qi)

56 I think it is a good move because it will shore up support with the base. He needs that badly.

http://is.gd/PLIy8C

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 06:56 AM (YdQQY)


Because we know he will flip later anyway, but maybe a little spine will take!.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 07:50 AM (i3+c5)

57 Oh cripes, I almost forgot about Obama chomping on Puppy Nuggets back in the day. As meaningless a story as it is, I do like that it provides an instant rejoinder to the Lib shitstains who selectively regard pet carriers as cruel.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 07:50 AM (hiMsy)

58 47 -

There was some talk months ago about that as a possibility. It might have been me talking about it... in fact, I think it was.

But did you all bow down to my superior prognostidigitationalism? No. No you did not.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2012 07:52 AM (Gc/Qi)

59 @54 couple days old. It was a local NYC news story

Posted by: Panzer Cat at April 18, 2012 07:53 AM (cYQg0)

60 Romney has been the total opposite of what was predicted of him during the primary. He isn't McCain. The biggest dif between now and 2008 is we have a candidate who WANTS to win, and who has the money and pull to match or top Obama. Romney actually needs the base more to edge O- tied thanks to "undecided Rs" per CBS. You keep lurching right and bringing up the fight, you'll keep winning more of them over.

Posted by: CAC at April 18, 2012 07:55 AM (5UcDQ)

61 Lemonade?
Posted by: Itchy & Scratchy at April 18, 2012 07:43 AM (lpWVn)

If Mitt continues to fight, especially once elected, I'll drink whatever yellow liquid he hands me. As long as it's lemonade. Maybe.

Posted by: HoboJerky, profit of DOOM! at April 18, 2012 07:59 AM (dptRY)

62 Bunch of false outrage against Nugent. He didn't threaten anybody.
Zimmerman indictment is a piece of crap.

Posted by: Case at April 18, 2012 08:01 AM (GxTMf)

63 I eat what I kill. Mr. President, did you kill the dog you ate?

Posted by: Ted Nugent:Shit Stirrer at April 18, 2012 08:02 AM (c3mby)

64 Bunch of false outrage against (insert here)


Stock Trade

Posted by: Panzer Cat at April 18, 2012 08:02 AM (cYQg0)

65 What!! No ampersands!

Posted by: Panzer Cat at April 18, 2012 08:03 AM (cYQg0)

66 46 But when they went to use them the cards didn't work!--and so the poor doggy had none.

So I ate him!

Posted by: Barry S. at April 18, 2012 08:03 AM (Sk5kq)

67 On BBerry so I didn't bother trying to link, but per Twitter, the LA Times has released a new batch of US troops "posing" with dead Jihadists. I don't know if it's anything, but the LA Times doesn't do shit without running it by the WH first.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 08:05 AM (hiMsy)

68 #57 It's a great rejoinder to their stupid Seamus attacks AND it shows us how alien to our culture Obama really is, since the info comes from his own book, where he sort of bragged about eating dog to show everyone how sophisticated and multi-cultural he is.

A normal American would NEVER have put that in his book, because he would have realized how gross and repulsive eating dog is to Americans.

That really got under their skins last night. Andrew Breitbart was right. You HAVE to come back at them immediately and make them look stupid and silly.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 18, 2012 08:07 AM (GoIUi)

69 4 "Austin guy sets up group to give rides to cancer patients in exotic cars. Hey, I want my ride to the Dr this morning."

Wouldn't you rather ride in this exotic car, Vic? http://tinyurl.com/yzhknys

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 18, 2012 08:07 AM (JaDq0)

70 My prom cost almost a grand by the time you add it all up...that was 20coughsome years ago. And my parents didn't throw so much as a dime my way to help with that. The h8rs.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 18, 2012 08:11 AM (GrCp5)

71 They played Nugent's clip on the radio this morning. I immediately thought he was talking about being a class of people that Obama would criminalize (gun owners). You've got to take several steps to make that about assassination.

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 08:11 AM (MMC8r)

72 Is it a coincidence that the amount on these "Obama cards" is just enough to pay for Prom? Me thinks not.

Posted by: FOWFan at April 18, 2012 08:11 AM (vzIyR)

73 Posted by: Matt Damon Nookleeor Genyus at April 18, 2012 07:34 AM (xk0Xg)

Heh! I just read this after posting Vic's new exotic ride!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 18, 2012 08:12 AM (JaDq0)

74 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:12 AM (8y9MW)

75 Wouldn't you rather ride in this exotic car, Vic? http://tinyurl.com/yzhknys

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 18, 2012 08:07 AM (JaDq0
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Yeah, always wanted a 1922 Buik truck.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 08:12 AM (YdQQY)

76 The jack-booted thugs are going after Nugent? Yeah, we live in a free society. We are more in fear of coming to the attention of a bureaucrat than we are of standard criminals with guns.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 08:15 AM (NVu2l)

77 Good morning, morons and 'ettes!

I saved a bundle on my prom. I didn't go.

Gauging from my wedding, though, it would not have been a bundle if I had. I am not the most frugal person on the planet when it comes to things like food or travel, but I've never understood blowing a wad on a day or a night that is "supposed" to be special. If it's special, whatever you do is fine. If it's not, then why blow the money?

Posted by: Y-not at April 18, 2012 08:15 AM (5H6zj)

78 I agree Miss Marple. President Scooby Snacks was oh-so proud of himself in the book. Just like when he was "doing some blow..." or visiting Pakistan. Ann Romney is so out of touch with middle America...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 08:16 AM (hiMsy)

79 What!! No ampersands!



First, they came for our ampersands, and I did nothing....

Posted by: NC Ref at April 18, 2012 08:17 AM (GrCp5)

80 Romney will win in spite of raving jackasses like Ted Nugent.

Posted by: packsoldier at April 18, 2012 08:20 AM (G/brl)

81 "House passes bill to keep the gun control assholes in the Obama admin from banning hunting on federal land and banning lead bullets"

Hunting the King's stags will result in immediate execution.

Posted by: King Doh!bamma the First at April 18, 2012 08:20 AM (JaDq0)

82 C'mon, let's analyze Nugent's statement.

It's vague. What does he mean?

Dead? I don't think Nugent is suicidal.

It seems to me to be a veiled threat to start some sort of resistance.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 08:21 AM (O3R/2)

83 Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 18, 2012 08:15 AM (NVu2l)

Yup.

From fascist cops to overzealous zoning boards to bureaucrats who interpret arcane rules just to exercise their own power...I fear the state more than anything else.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 18, 2012 08:21 AM (nEUpB)

84 brb snacking on Lassie. stupid white boy always falling in wells don't need no dog nohow.

Posted by: "Lightbringer" Obama at April 18, 2012 08:22 AM (4q5tP)

85 &

Posted by: Wise Ass with an Ampersand at April 18, 2012 08:22 AM (tblE0)

86 How'd you do that?

Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 08:23 AM (O3R/2)

Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 08:23 AM (O3R/2)

88 The Nugent thing and the "Obama ate dog!!" thing are both silly distractions, folks.

No one is going to remember Ted's comments in a couple of weeks, and no one really cares what "some washed-up rocker" (Sorry, Nuge, that's how you're seen) has to say about politics.

And, Obama lived in Indonesia as a child. Indonesia is one of the countries that, yes, eats dog. It's not like it's unheard of in the world.

I would much rather bash Obama as the Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a Miserable Tyrant that he is than worry about his culinary habits (unless they start involving Soylent Green).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:23 AM (8y9MW)

89 It seems to me to be a veiled threat to start some sort of resistance.

And not even all that thinly veiled.

It was a stupid thing to say, but it's Ted Nugent- his stock in (political) trade is making stupid, bombastic statements. Meh.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:25 AM (8y9MW)

90 Who wants some Old Yeller on a Ritz?

Posted by: "Lightbringer" Obama at April 18, 2012 08:26 AM (4q5tP)

91 The only thing I fear more then our own government in my HOA.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 08:26 AM (OIJP7)

92 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:25 AM (8y9MW)

Is it the government's purview to control his bombast?

I think not.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 18, 2012 08:27 AM (nEUpB)

93 So, I guess Cat Scratch Fever is off the playlist form Mitten's whistlestops.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 08:28 AM (OIJP7)

94 It seems to me to be a veiled threat to start some sort of resistance.

Ain't that the truth. Why should I have to get someone's permission (or face fines or even eviction) to put up a shed in my back yard?

Some jackass (who happens to be the president of his HOA) called into a local talk show a couple of evenings ago (I was on a Panda Express run, and caught part of it on the way home) talking about, "HOA's are like lawyers, you hate 'em until you need 'em," and then brought up the proverbial bright-pink house.

And I realized- yes, we really will vote in tyranny, just so our neighbors don't exercise their freedoms in a way that inconveniences us. It really made me despair.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:29 AM (8y9MW)

95 Methinks "Dog eat Dog" is apropros.

Posted by: Motor City Madman at April 18, 2012 08:29 AM (JaDq0)

96 What the left and the MSM doesn't get about these "silly" memes about the "war on stay at home moms" and the Obama eating Fido bit is that conservatives and the con media are using them to effectively neutralize the idiot memes the MSM and Dems are trying to push. War on Women has become a joke and the reputable pollsters are seeing that gender gap close again. Romney's dog mishap is sad but will be long forgotten if enough are reminded at least he didn't eat Seamus. For every stupid distraction the left shits out we are fighting back as a unfied group. Our candidate is fighting back. The Ds have lost control of much of their narrative in just over a week. It really is incredible.

Posted by: CAC at April 18, 2012 08:31 AM (5UcDQ)

97 BO would probably be pretty tasty considering he's been seasoned with Wagyu for three years, - marbled and massaged to perfection.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 08:31 AM (/ZZCn)

98 Is it the government's purview to control his bombast?

Who is suggesting they should?

He made a (very thinly) veiled threat of (at least) armed resistance to the Federal Government. Yes, I want them to take that seriously. I fully suspect, just like they did when Bush was president (and, yes, the SS investigated those, too) they'll determine "freedom of speech" and move on.

If they don't, then we can get all outrageously outraged. But right now, I have no desire to defend the stupid.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:31 AM (8y9MW)

99 Please, I'm begging you, get that picture of that goofy smile off the sidebar. I can't take it anymore.

And good morning 'ettes and 'rons.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 18, 2012 08:32 AM (FJP6/)

100 Oh God, Gabriel? "hating on"?!?!? Really?!?!

Just shoot me in the head.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 08:32 AM (SB0V2)

101 @88 Well, Baraka COULD come out and denounce dog-eating. Has he? No. Therefore he keeps the silly distraction alive. Stand-up for puppies, Mr Prez. Let us all know you've really changed your ways!

Posted by: Lizabth at April 18, 2012 08:32 AM (JZBti)

102 The Nugent thing and the "Obama ate dog!!" thing are both silly distractions, folks.



Well yes; it keeps the MFM from having to discuss how the Indonesian was such an embarrassing POS with his geography lesson meant to slam people much better than he is and ended up being more of his patented dumbfuckery. If those cocksuckers ever pointed out his ineptness we'd see the biggest fucking tantrum this side of an insane asylum.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 08:33 AM (4atNB)

103 So the HOA is a mechanism for anti-gay bias?

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 08:33 AM (OIJP7)

104 Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 08:31 AM (/ZZCn)

He's stringy and bitter and filled with bile.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 18, 2012 08:33 AM (nEUpB)

105 Posted by: CAC at April 18, 2012 08:31 AM (5UcDQ)

This is true. It's like their hashtag fail on Twitter. I don't think they expected that there were any Conservatives who could think on their feet. Thanks to Andrew Breitbart (RIP), there's a veritable army of us, now.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:33 AM (8y9MW)

106 #88 Do you want to win this election?

How many dog owners are in this country? How many had doubts over the Seamus on the roof story? (I did, myself, until Ann Romney discussed the carrier and explained the whole thing.)

Obama ate dog when he was a kid. The big deal about this is not that he did so, but rather as an adult he actually wrote about it likeit was a badge of honor.

If you want a quick shorthand issue to get the attention of the politically clueless voter, "Obama eats dogs" is a pretty good one.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 18, 2012 08:33 AM (GoIUi)

107 HOAs are just another version of deed covenants. If you don't want them, then don't agree to the deed covenants. Have them removed from the deed or don't buy the house there.


Personally I like deed covenants a lot better than zoning. At least with the covenants you have a choice.,

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 08:34 AM (YdQQY)

108 Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 08:32 AM (SB0V2)

One of the more unpleasant slang expressions.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 18, 2012 08:34 AM (nEUpB)

109 President Scooby Snacks? Now that one's funny.

Posted by: Alice's Clone Army at April 18, 2012 08:35 AM (5Q9pE)

110 ""For every stupid distraction the left shits out we are fighting back as a unfied group.""

This. Exactly.

My lefty siblings are all in a state over Barry as Bo eater, after weeks of yammering on about the cruelty of Mitt towards his mutt. They aren't USED to us throwing things back at 'em.

Posted by: Lizabth at April 18, 2012 08:35 AM (JZBti)

111 Gabe, I think Ann Romney was the secret weapon that mittens didn't even realize was in his arsenal.

I have a lib/dem friend who is beside himself he wrote us "I warned them, I tried to tell them to raise those boys makes hilaryr look like a walk in the park. The things I tried to sell my own mom growing up was the proof. Ann Romney lived a presser everyday of her life bringing up those boys. Just the fact that they turned into decent men standing there with their parents. They wouldn't listen."

I mean ann has made mittens more palatable to me and I've been anti mittens forever.

The mistake that libs make is to assume that ann romney passively sat at home. The more she talks, the more you realize the millions came from a team effort and that's something they really didn't mean to bring out. It's almost like hilaryr was charged with letting one cat out of the bag, but instead another more ferocious cat came out.

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 08:35 AM (oZfic)

112 104 Pardon my lack of distinction/clarification: I meant Bo (the dog), not the BO (the shitheel).


Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 08:36 AM (/ZZCn)

113 My. Initial interpretation of Nugent's specific remarks is they are the sort of " Get me out of here before I kick this guy's ass and end up in jail" bluster you might hear at a bar. Not a threat, but a statement that you are ALMOST willing to go ape-shit on somebody.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 08:37 AM (hiMsy)

114 it keeps the MFM from having to discuss how the Indonesian was such an
embarrassing POS with his geography lesson meant to slam people much
better than he is and ended up being more of his patented dumbfuckery.


See, that's a "something" we should be mocking. It shows a) his incredible Pride, b) that there's no justification for same, and c) how much of an embarrassment he is on World affairs. None of those are things desirable in a President.

So the HOA is a mechanism for anti-gay bias?

I guess so.

You know, beyond checking out the neighborhood generally (are the houses generally well kept? The yards? etc.), I've never bothered to pay that much attention to the color of a house that would be across the street from me when house-hunting. I just can't see a neighboring house being painted Pepto-bismol pink being a reason not to purchase a house I otherwise wanted.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:37 AM (8y9MW)

115 Morning, all. Getting ready to loan my car to our visiting former Swedish student/"adopted" son. I love that kid. Makes me miss D'oh Boy.

Anyhow, listening to the Pippa Middleton "scandal" on Fox. Jeebus, the lack of actual news.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 08:37 AM (UOM48)

116 Sorry, but the Obama ate the dog this is useful. The MFM and the left are/were going to use Romney's doggie transport story to upset the stupids. That one is not officially neutralized because of the obvious reply.

We may see it as dumb but who are the independents (low info voters and women but I repeat myself)? They CARE about such things.

The entire house built by the left in which the right is depicted as cruel, uncaring, against women, animals, children, mother earth, mean et al lost a brick. We know that they are the far crueler side of the spectrum but the low infos believe these silly stories to be revealing.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 08:38 AM (4yXmp)

117 not officially neutralized = now officially neutralized

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 08:39 AM (4yXmp)

118 #113 As someone Ted Nugent's age (or close to it) and looking at the parameters of Obamacare and all of the regulations we are going to have to follow, it occurs tome that "dead or in jail" is probably a fair prediction for a lot of us in the over 60 age group.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 18, 2012 08:39 AM (GoIUi)

119 Pink? That's nothing. What about "Satan-worshiper red"?

Or a electric blue?

Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 08:40 AM (O3R/2)

120 47
Mitt lurching right for the general? In name link.

Posted at April 18, 2012 07:41 AM (dptRY)
YOU RANG???

Posted by: Senator Lurch Kerry at April 18, 2012 08:42 AM (GsBJY)

121 Just shoot me in the head.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 18, 2012 08:32 AM (SB0V2)

One of the more unpleasant slang expressions.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 18, 2012 08:34 AM (nEUpB)


+1

Posted by: Gabby.................Gif....................fords at April 18, 2012 08:43 AM (HLv97)

122 Hey, CAC, since you are hanging out this morning, do you have the model you are using for your projections written down somewhere? I'm curious how you are getting to your conclusions.

Mind you, I'm not questioning the results, I'm just a poll junkie from way back.

I fondly remember the fall of 2004 digging into the internals of the polls as they were released. Figuring out which ones were viable and which ones were crap. Had some guy who had worked internal polling for a few campaigns teaching a bunch of us how it is done.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 18, 2012 08:43 AM (FJP6/)

123 If you want a quick shorthand issue to get the attention of the
politically clueless voter, "Obama eats dogs" is a pretty good one.


I've met a few people in my life. Many of them were dog people. I'm a dog people. I broke down more over having to put down my dog last year than I did when my Grampa died. (In fairness, Grampa wanted to die, and was 92 years old; he deserved the rest). None of those people would be horrified by the fact that someone (even the President) ate dog as a child.

And saying "Obama eats dog" (note the present tense) is dangerously disingenuous. Unfortunately, unlike Democrats (whose entire world-view is based on lies), Republicans don't get to lie. It's unfair, but it's true. And that's a piddly little lie that could, nevertheless, do considerable damage to our standing in the eyes of people who are in that "mushy middle."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:43 AM (8y9MW)

124 Blizzard released their Diablo 3 demo this morning

http://tinyurl.com/42eswfc

Posted by: The Dude at April 18, 2012 08:44 AM (M8yfa)

125 I don't know what the scandal is, but I volunteer to shelter Pippa during this difficult time.

I'm generous that way.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 18, 2012 08:45 AM (FJP6/)

126 alright on the T Nugent thing.
'possibility' of some veiled threat?
honestly when we have Farrakan, Van, Ows, Ayers and others threatening outright revolutions?

have ss checked them out?

color me not impressed.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 08:45 AM (TomZ9)

127 Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 08:40 AM (O3R/2)

Paisley. Or, better: Scottish Clan Tartan.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:45 AM (8y9MW)

128 anyway i think BO the dog should not go for wok alone with Barak again.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 08:46 AM (TomZ9)

129 What the left and the MSM doesn't get about these "silly" memes about
the "war on stay at home moms" and the Obama eating Fido bit is that
conservatives and the con media are using them to effectively neutralize
the idiot memes the MSM and Dems are trying to push.






Exactly. Ridicule them until their meme is destructed. So you don't really care if Obama ate dogmeat in Indonesia years ago? That's not the point. The point is to neutralize the attacks against Romney for his dog carrier episode. I don't care if you don't care, as long as you act like you do. The point here is to win the PR war. Or at least to blunt the opposition's attack.

Posted by: mama winger at April 18, 2012 08:46 AM (P6QsQ)

130 Who is suggesting they should?He made a (very thinly) veiled threat of (at least) armed resistance to the Federal Government. Yes, I want them to take that seriously. I fully suspect, just like they did when Bush was president (and, yes, the SS investigated those, too) they'll determine "freedom of speech" and move on.If they don't, then we can get all outrageously outraged. But right now, I have no desire to defend the stupid.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:31 AM (8y9MW

Look! A squirrel!!
Meanwhile at the New Black Panthers.....

Posted by: Motor City Madman at April 18, 2012 08:46 AM (JaDq0)

131 “We’ve got to stop apologizing for success here at home, and we’ve got
to have a president who stops apologizing for America abroad,” he said.
“If people in America want a president who looks around for scapegoats
to punish, they’ve got that now. That’s not me.” http://tinyurl.com/6ox69nm


Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 08:46 AM (oZfic)

132 have ss checked them out?

Yes, the FBI and the Secret Service checked out Bill Ayers in the day. As for the others- none of them have threatened revolution against the current President.

Sorry- it's a nothing-burger.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:47 AM (8y9MW)

133 Initial reactions, validity is beside the point.

--There are some aspects of the multi-cultural divide that can never be understood by civilized societies.--

Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 07:43 AM (i3+c5)


Never? Timing is everything.

What did Adam understand subsequent to eating the fruit of knowledge between good and evil that he had absolutely no previous idea regarding, despite his God given stewardship of the earth?

As for never understanding "civilization"-- the Old Testament God
destroyed and manipulated civilizations for choosing corruption. Recall
Abraham pleading for the sake of 10 righteous men, not to be found.

There's no value system enforced by the Taliban that wasn't law by "divine right" in Europe at one point or another.

What's worst, according to Jesus, once unified with the Spirit through baptism by fire is to deny the Spirit. And it can be argued that the original Muslim converts, subsequent to that Mohammed's death, converted from Christianity and Judaism, if ignoring the hordes of tribesmen with no specific religious loyalty prior to assuming Mohammed as prophet.

But the burden of judgment turns on the judge that presumes falsely that only the enemy has faults, never the self righteous judge. Lest morons fail to get it, self critique is required of the wise.

..."never be understood"...American women were deprived the national right to vote until 1920.
That's my own grandparent's generation; my college graduate grandmother
was deprived the vote though she'd been employed, though she married,
though she raised a family of children while husbands were sent off to
wars with Pershing. It wasn't the Republicans or her day's Democrats who promoted legal standing for women,
but the dastardly Progressive Party.

Regarding the murder of Afghan young ladies at school, may such crimes cease, may their families find and convict the murderer. And may Afghanistan overcome the tribulations of warfare, and come to enjoy their own peace and tranquility, loving and valuing the gift of life regardless of identity.

That same prayer applies to Americans. Our domestic criminally perverted youth conduct such heinous attacks too frequently at their own schools, gunning down everyone as "equal opportunity" victims.

Regarding the "Multi-Cultural Divide" -- what would missionary Mitt do? Eventual solution after exhausting the nice guy: slap on more authoritarianism as if "what we need" or want. Do it with a smile and cajoling voice, and if need be, an executive order. "Read My Lips" -- Romney won't be the first "moderate" or Republican to go back on his word once in office. Regarding civil rights and equality under the law, Romney has no word to retract other than his utter support to strengthen the Patriot Act with more abusive (permanent) powers. And Mitt has no mind or guts to counter his tutors, Bush administrative endorsers, the same who instigated the "Karzai" Rules of Engagement among other atrocities at home [autonomous Secretary of the Treasury] and abroad.

Obama assassinated his original campaign's foreign finance bundler Gadaffi, who warned Obama to NOT play the supremacist race card. Via Obama, America is raping Libya of all national wealth while enforcing retrograde ignorance upon women whom Gadaffi championed with the highest education and employment.

Sure, Malleable Mitt's hope and change looks better than Obama's. But never judge a book by its cover.


Posted by: war on women by "conservative" radicals at April 18, 2012 08:48 AM (lpWVn)

134 >>They aren't USED to us throwing things back at 'em.

Heh.

>>We know that they are the far crueler side of the spectrum but the low infos believe these silly stories to be revealing.

Heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: Evil Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 08:48 AM (XdlcF)

135 You know, beyond checking out the neighborhood generally (are the houses generally well kept? The yards? etc.), I've never bothered to pay that much attention to the color of a house that would be across the street from me when house-hunting.

In the suburbs, drive past late at night to see how many vehicles are parked on the street.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at April 18, 2012 08:48 AM (p7SSh)

136 I was always a dog person (and still love them dearly). Love kittehs now because they're easier to care for and you can actually leave them alone for a night and they won't destroy your house. And contrary to what people here say, they're extremely affectionate and I find them a comfort while our boy is gone.

When our son said he had been served dog in S. Korea I was horrified. He said it would have been rude to turn it down.

Sadly, he said there are places where you can "choose your pup" for dinner.

Barky could have kept his dog-eating to his damned self. As I said last night, the douche thought writing about that and eating "tough" snake (which is total bull shit) made him sound all mult-cultural and shit.

Hope it literally comes back to bite him in the ass. Bite, like a pit bull.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 08:48 AM (UOM48)

137 Someone needs to photoshop a picture of zippey eating his dog in a hotdog bun.

Posted by: NO_LIMIT_SKITTLES at April 18, 2012 08:48 AM (BHM5V)

138 How is "Obama ate dog" "disingenuous"? Didn't he say he ate dog like it was sorta cool and multicultural? He didn't sound horrified. Who lied?

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 08:49 AM (4yXmp)

139 wassup

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 08:49 AM (evdj2)

140 Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 08:31 AM (/ZZCn)


Ah yes, arugula fed canine steaks--it's what's for the White House Dinner.

Obama knows there are seven states where it is legal to eat dog!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 08:50 AM (i3+c5)

141
Bob Owens is of the opinion that Angela Corey's case against Zimmerman is purely political. And moreover, will result in a Nifong style career ender for the stupid sow. I really hate politically ambitious abusers of their office. I sure hope she crashes and burns most publicly and ignobly.
Link @ nic.

Posted by: maddogg at April 18, 2012 08:50 AM (OlN4e)

142 Should I have schnauzer or chihuahua? Feeling like a breakfast taco this morning. Chihuahua it is.

Posted by: Younger O'SCOAMF at April 18, 2012 08:50 AM (N2yhW)

143 well I'm sure Bush is surprised by the "total gall of someone threatening "veiled like a President.
where was this outrage during the burning ,hanging, guillotining Bush days?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 08:51 AM (TomZ9)

144 >>And saying "Obama eats dog" (note the present tense) is dangerously disingenuous

Well, has he apologized for it???

/reused leftie meme

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 08:52 AM (XdlcF)

145 Republicans don't get to lie.
--
Republicans don't NEED to lie given that the truth hurts.

Posted by: war on women by at April 18, 2012 08:52 AM (lpWVn)

146 perhaps i could actually read his quote.laughing
i've heard bits and pieces.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 08:53 AM (TomZ9)

147 Posted by: war on women by "conservative" radicals at April 18, 2012 08:48 AM (lpWVn)

Isn't it nice that they give the senile dementia folks internet access. It must make their day more pleasant.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 08:54 AM (4yXmp)

148 You know what sort of surprises me? That no one noticed this dog-eating episode until now. Seems all those people that supposedly bought "Dreams of My Father" and acted all swoony over President Scooby Snacks never actually read it. They just pretended to.

Posted by: mama winger at April 18, 2012 08:54 AM (P6QsQ)

149 okay, gotta hit and run, just throwing this out there

Yahoo story on "best place to retire overseas": Ecuador!

http://tinyurl.com/7n29voq

Of course nowhere do they mention that Ecuador is run by an outright socialist. Oh no no no. Go to Ecuador because the health care's fabulous!

urgh, I get tired of them pushing their stealth agendas

Posted by: chemjeff at April 18, 2012 08:54 AM (7FadD)

150 where was this outrage during the burning ,hanging, guillotining Bush days?Posted by: willow

What boggles my mind is that "these people" pretend none of that ever happened. I mean, you can recount it to them, you can pull up articles on the net for them, you can point out all the lefty blogs that demonstrate the frothing-at-the-mouth hatred of Bush, and they just look at you like "So what?"

Then you point out to them that they just said they were distressed by all the Obama bashing, and the CANNOT wrap their pea brains around the disconnect you just lovingly laid out for them.

I guess it's because everyone liberals can't be hypocrites, right?

/sarc

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 18, 2012 08:55 AM (sbV1u)

151 Here is my take on the Ann Romney kerfluffel.

Dems rolled this attack out on purpose. They wanted to hit her as an out of touch housewife who is unqualified to advise anyone on economic matters.

Where it went off the rails is they fell into the trap of their own biases. They assumed that the picture they were going to paint of Ann was true. She is clueless and unworldly, because she isn't qualified to leave the house and work in the real world. It never occurred to them that she is actually intelligent, articulate, and sympathetic, having actually chosen to be a stay at home mother. That is something that is nonsensical in their world view, therefor can not enter their planning process. It's a scenario that is impossible, because it doesn't exist.

They set a trap, and got caught in it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 18, 2012 08:55 AM (FJP6/)

152 Don't click on my name unless you want to be overwhelmed by doggie cuteness.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 08:55 AM (XdlcF)

153 the conservatives are making me have sex ,and have a gazillion kids against my will.
they also expect a sammich afterwards.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 08:56 AM (TomZ9)

154 Why is this legal?

The question is Which is to be master? That is all.

Posted by: humpty dumpty at April 18, 2012 08:56 AM (evdj2)

155 I want to rub the dog eating in my dog loving lib sister and in-laws' faces.

My sister literally has on the back of her little clown car a sticker on the left that says "Obama/Biden 08" and one on the other side that says "Dog is my co-pilot."

The irony, it burns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 08:56 AM (UOM48)

156 In the suburbs, drive past late at night to see how many vehicles are parked on the street.

Yep. That one, too.

I like looking for evidence of children. Bikes outside, swing-set in the back yard, and so forth. It indicates people are comfortable enough to let their children out to play.

How is "Obama ate dog" "disingenuous"?

"Obama ate dog" (past tense) is not. "Obama eats dog" (present tense) is. And the past tense just isn't something that's going to resonate. It may be useful as a fire-break against Mitt putting his dog on top of his car, but that's about it. If it is, well... fine. Use it that way. But it's not something that deserves a lot of attention.

I'm just saying there are things that deserve a lot more attention: like the TSA searching bus passengers in Houston. That's a big thing. That's a great big "Federal Government shoving it's nose where it doesn't belong" thing.

Also, the fact that the majority of riders on Grey Hound are minorities should give a lot of ammunition. In how many other cities are the TSA doing this?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 08:57 AM (8y9MW)

157 @152 Cute dog. Would make a nice casserole.





I denounce myself.

Posted by: mama winger at April 18, 2012 08:57 AM (P6QsQ)

158 Present tense "Obama eats dog" is just headline talk. Like US bombs Hiroshima or Titanic sinks. I'm sure both headlines were written after the event. If it's the first time you hear it then it's current. I don't think anyone reading "Obama eats dog" thinks he's sitting with his feet up on the Resolute Desk gnawing on freshly fried beagle ears.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 08:57 AM (4yXmp)

159 I love dogs. And horses are magnificent.

Obama is not preventing the onset of US horse slaughter house meat for market.

Obama disdains horses. His only shovel ready jobs are for slaughter horse houses.

Posted by: Bunny Entitlement at April 18, 2012 08:58 AM (lpWVn)

160 good morning everyone!!! my boy was 3 for 4 last night leads his team in on base average, runs scored, batting average and stolen bases....and he made the most beautiful play as catcher.....foul pop fly behind the plate, mask thrown off...glasses along with it......picture perfect catch!!!! and glasses remained in tact......what a night!!!!! can't help but be proud....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 18, 2012 09:00 AM (Ho2rs)

161 I don't think anyone reading "Obama eats dog"
thinks he's sitting with his feet up on the Resolute Desk gnawing on
freshly fried beagle ears. Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen


They're awesome with a little powdered sugar on top.

Posted by: King Barack I - Keeper of the Greens at April 18, 2012 09:00 AM (sbV1u)

162
"Our 1,000 artworks are headed for destruction anyway
because of the indifference of the government," museum director Antonio
Manfredi told reporters.

The artist supported the protest and watched it on Skype." http://tinyurl.com/blu3dgs
book burning is out of style I guess.


Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 09:01 AM (oZfic)

163 >>Would make a nice casserole.

LOL. Evil Mama!

Posted by: Mama AJ, the good twin at April 18, 2012 09:01 AM (XdlcF)

164 Help a moron out: What are we to make of ALEC caving to the threats from lowlife fuckhead Van Jones and his crew of retarded dickbags?

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 09:01 AM (4atNB)

165 has anyone seen bo? where's bo? WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH BO?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 18, 2012 09:02 AM (Ho2rs)

166 Now Portuguese Water Dog is good, but for the best eating I prefer the Bernese Mountain Dog. A little gamy, but very tender.

Posted by: King Barack I - Keeper of the Greens at April 18, 2012 09:04 AM (sbV1u)

167 Say you are a female low info voting uptalker who watches a lot of "E"and Real Housewives and reads "People", the Style section only of the Washington Post, and who listens to FM radio. She also has 2 inch long finger nails which are her pride and joy. You know everything about Bradjelina and Pippa. There are a lot of news stories out there but the TSA searching bus passengers doesn't make it into your info zone (that would be "icky" news). You know all about that mean mean Romney who slung his poor doggy across his hood. Now you hear that Obama ate his. It doesn't matter that it's a stupid story. You are already stupid and low info. That's why there are adult cartoons. Oh, and this chick's vote counts the same as yours.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:04 AM (4yXmp)

168 He's eaten dog, but not pussy.

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 09:05 AM (MMC8r)

169 159
I love dogs. And horses are magnificent.

Obama is not preventing the onset of US horse slaughter house meat for market.

Obama disdains horses. His only shovel ready jobs are for slaughter horse houses.


Posted by: Bunny Entitlement at April 18, 2012 08:58 AM (lpWVn



Agreed. I've owned horses much of my life, and they are affectionate and extremely intelligent.


I see New Mexico is about to open a horse slaughterhouse. I'm sickened.

Let's just open slaughterhouses for dogs and cats. It's the same thing, if you ask me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:05 AM (UOM48)

170 "Zimmerman trial judge reportedly set to step aside over potential conflict of interest" http://tinyurl.com/7x2hfkt

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 09:06 AM (oZfic)

171 glasses remained in tact......what a night!!!!! can't help but be proud....



Yay! (And a miracle)

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:06 AM (4yXmp)

172 If Hydrogen is the "lightest" element then why do the racist cracka' Nook-you-loor scientists and engineers make heavy water?

Justice for Tritium

Posted by: (Cr) Crackerium at April 18, 2012 09:06 AM (sJKFk)

173 160
good morning everyone!!! my boy was 3 for 4 last night leads his team in
on base average, runs scored, batting average and stolen bases....and
he made the most beautiful play as catcher.....foul pop fly behind the
plate, mask thrown off...glasses along with it......picture perfect
catch!!!! and glasses remained in tact......what a night!!!!! can't help
but be proud....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 18, 2012 09:00 AM (Ho2rs



Yay! Now go paint the your walk-in closet and put a painter out of work!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:07 AM (UOM48)

174 To be fair I don't know if Obama ate dog or snake I just assumed that's what 3rd world people do.

Posted by: Bill (ghostwriter) Ayers at April 18, 2012 09:08 AM (tf9Ne)

175 Should I have schnauzer or chihuahua? Feeling like a breakfast taco this morning.

I had a beagle with cream cheese.

Posted by: toby928 recycles last night's joke at April 18, 2012 09:08 AM (evdj2)

176 Heh. Chris Plante (WMAL.com) my favorite talk host is doing the dog story now.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:08 AM (4yXmp)

177 I had left over Chow-chow Mein

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:09 AM (4yXmp)

178 dagny

yes a miracle...definitely a miracle!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 09:09 AM (Ho2rs)

179 On the HOA's, they're a pile of shit. Hubby and I purposefully bought in a neighborhood that didn't have one. My mom lives in an HOA neighborhood and had done nothing but talkip how wonderful they were until they denied her request to plant one small tree in her yard after completely ignoring the guy across the street who dug up all of his grass and installed what is supposed to be a rock garden- but it looks like ass- without even consulting the HOA. Everyone's complained about this guy's yard because it really does look terrible but they won't do anything about it. So she's not excited about the HOA right now.

Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at April 18, 2012 09:09 AM (qFpRI)

180 for lunch....a quarter pounder with fleas.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 09:10 AM (Ho2rs)

181 To be fair I don't know if Obama ate dog or snake I just assumed that's what 3rd world people do.Posted by: Bill (ghostwriter) Ayers

Ouch.

And very true, which is why its hilarious.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 18, 2012 09:10 AM (sbV1u)

182 Ed Driscoll: Say what you will about Jimmy Carter, but to the best of our knowledge, he never ate the Killer Rabbit.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 18, 2012 09:10 AM (XdlcF)

183 Being a dog eater is like being a cannibal, you only have to do it once.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 09:11 AM (evdj2)

184 Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 18, 2012 08:55 AM (FJP6/)
*
Added to which, Hillary Rosen and Valerie Jarrett, living in the bubble land of DNC agitprop, failed to notice the movement of young women opting to stay at home to raise their children, not to mention 40something females whose momsmost likely were stay-at-homes and were insulted by the dumbasses stepping in the merde.

And the Rosen message that Ann Romney wasn't qualified to speak on economic matters directly contradicted the 40 year old mantra coming from NOW et al, that EVERY WOMAN HAS A VOICE.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2012 09:12 AM (jm/9g)

185 Nixon was a sketchy guy but Checkers didn't have to sleep with one eye open (read on twitter).

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:12 AM (4yXmp)

186 Oh, and this chick's vote counts the same as yours.

And she's probably voting for Obama anyway. Or (more likely in that specific case) not voting.

On the horse thing... Am I the only person who knows that horse was domesticated partly as a food animal? Just like cows were domesticated both as work animals and food animals? Our European cousins were eating horse until the last few centuries, in places, and it wasn't unheard of in America, either.

I like horses, I really do- I wish I had land enough (and money enough) to own some. But it doesn't hurt my feelings that they'll be slaughtered any more than Deer or Elk farms bother me. No one is telling you to buy the meat, or sell any horses you own to the slaughterhouse.

I'm really not getting this.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:12 AM (8y9MW)

187 ..that's what 3rd world people do.......dear Lord....do they hear themselves?

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 09:12 AM (Ho2rs)

188 when we have Farrakan, Van, Ows, Ayers and others threatening outright revolutions?

Oh but you see, those clowns threaten violence on Obama's behalf. We who resist his attack on freedom are the danger.

Posted by: real joe at April 18, 2012 09:12 AM (B+j5V)

189
Agreed. I've owned horses much of my life, and they are affectionate and extremely intelligent and absolutely delicious when cut thinwrapped with prosciutto, slow cooked and served over rice with sauce piquante.

Posted by: Trollworth J Fuckwhistle at April 18, 2012 09:13 AM (+JIjV)

190 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:05 AM (UOM4

It's an interesting cultural difference. Horses, dogs and cats are an integral part of American culture, and most people recoil at the idea of them being used for food. But Indians (dot, not feather) are repulsed by beef, and that's just nuts!

Also...the law of unintended consequences applies here. Horses that are not sent to slaughterhouses may end up abandoned.

Which is worse?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 18, 2012 09:13 AM (nEUpB)

191 SPURS throttle lakers..

All is right with the world...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2012 09:13 AM (wtvvX)

192 The Obama as dog eater thing is useful because it is another indication that HE IS NOT AN AMERICAN.

Posted by: real joe at April 18, 2012 09:13 AM (B+j5V)

193 I know I did not eat dog when I was a little kid.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 18, 2012 09:14 AM (wtvvX)

194 Ecuador? Had to throw my shoes away after a trip there. Costa Diva, Belize, or islands first.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 09:15 AM (duqON)

195 No, I actually think you can sway dumb-woman with little newsy tidbits. We know that you have to get the independents------that's who many of the independents are.


I know these women, my husband is related to these women. They can be convinced to vote for Romeny esp since he's decent looking but you have to appeal to their desire to pick someone "nice".



Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:16 AM (4yXmp)

196 Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 08:54 AM (4yXmp)

2010 Afghan school girls poisoned by gas
2012 Afghan school girls poisoned by drinking water

the latest story referenced "conservative radicals" to blame for the slaughter of innocence, fundamentalists as "conservative radicals"

but the obvious inference in American press/viewers regards those whom Hillary called the "vast right-wing conspiracy" and whom DHS Janet Napolitano specifically tagged as conservative radicals, whether veterans or those whom Obama called "bitter clingers" to Bibles and guns.

as for "never understanding" -- that would be to miss the entire point.

Posted by: war on women by "conservative" radicals at April 18, 2012 09:16 AM (lpWVn)

197 Dog bites President isn't a story.

President bites DOG is.

Posted by: nickless at April 18, 2012 09:16 AM (MMC8r)

198 "Student loan repayment has decline and delinquencies are up, meaning the existing student loan debt stock stays higher longer.
Meanwhile, here's a pretty interesting chart on the correlation between unemployment and college attendance."
http://tinyurl.com/83wxttl
http://tinyurl.com/89y87h8

A previous discussion from the dynamic duo:

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 09:17 AM (oZfic)

199 176
Heh. Chris Plante (WMAL.com) my favorite talk host is doing the dog story now.


Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:08 AM (4yXmp)
He is good. They also have an iPhone app for those morons who don't live in DC.
Oh yeah, and Mary Katherine Hamm is on in the morning also.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 18, 2012 09:18 AM (3jGS1)

200 >>Our European cousins were eating horse until the last few centuries, in places

Still do, in places. I turned down Pferdwurst at a Christmas market in Landshut.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 18, 2012 09:18 AM (hO8IJ)

201 The JEF will be staining Ohio today with an appearance at Lorain Community College, where he's appeared previously. Funny that they must not trust the usual crew of fuckheads to not boo or ridicule him because even in this relatively friendly setting they're making it by invitation only.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 09:18 AM (4atNB)

202 170, I posted about a "Saturday Night Massacre" in the FL courts in jest.

Posted by: Jean at April 18, 2012 09:18 AM (duqON)

203 Welsh Corgi poppers with a honey mustard dip make a nice after breakfast snack.

Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 09:19 AM (/ZZCn)

204 http://tinyurl.com/6949wne
Doggy bag statistics for Asia.
I think this story tells more about his ghost writer's ignorance of Muslims more than anything. I doubt that a Muslim Soetero ate dogs and snakes....

Posted by: Cicero Kid. at April 18, 2012 09:19 AM (JaDq0)

205 Also: reposted from yesterday (since none of the Cob-loggers seem interested in putting it on the side bar): Moron Meetup for TX/OK/LA Region on May 26 in DFW. Send me an email (dedicatedtenther[at]gmail[dot]com) if you're interested: let me know where you'll be coming from: outside the Metroplex, just a general area is fine, inside the Metroplex, let me know what part.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:20 AM (8y9MW)

206 Posted by: war on women by "conservative" radicals at April 18, 2012 09:16 AM (lpWVn)

I don't think anyone is stupid enough to conflate "conservatives" in Afghanistan (taliban) and the US right wing. Is that what you're trying to say??

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:20 AM (4yXmp)

207 Welsh Corgi poppers with a honey mustard dip make a nice after breakfast snack.


Posted by: Fritz at April 18, 2012 09:19 AM





I prefer Strawberries with Whippet Cream.

Posted by: mama winger at April 18, 2012 09:21 AM (P6QsQ)

208 Posted by: Sean Bannion at April 18, 2012 08:55 AM (sbV1u)

Sean, you're exactly right about the selective amnesia of the left. Whenever I mention the Bush hate to the lefties I know, the response is usually along the lines of, "I don't know what you're talking about." When I bring the relevant pictures and videos to their attention the reaction is usually something along the lines of, "Well that was different because he deserved it."

Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at April 18, 2012 09:21 AM (qFpRI)

209 Oh yeah, and Mary Katherine Hamm is on in the morning also.


Not anymore. Alas. I also can't stand the younger Brian.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:22 AM (4yXmp)

210 They eat dog in third world countries, how crude. Here in enlightened Sweden, we eat n****r cakes.

Posted by: enlightened modern Swedish socialist cockbite at April 18, 2012 09:22 AM (OlN4e)

211 Woof...

Posted by: Barry's Lunch at April 18, 2012 09:22 AM (hZyOq)

212 Isn't it nice that they give the senile dementia folks internet access. It must make their day more pleasant.
Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 08:54 AM (4yXmp) True Dat

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 18, 2012 09:23 AM (mFxQX)

213 Not anymore. Alas. I also can't stand the younger Brian.


Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:22 AM (4yXmp)

When did she leave? I haven't listened lately. I usually only listen mid day while at the gym.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 18, 2012 09:24 AM (3jGS1)

214 I'v travelled all over in the oilfield and the talk sometimes turns to "What's the weirdest (or most disgusting) thing you've ever eaten??" For me it was iguana tacos but nevermind that. In Singapore we were talking about that anda Chinese woman I know there (who went to school in Norman, OK) casually dropped, "I ate elephant trunk once". I said, "Hetty, that's his damned NOSE!" She won that culinary oddity battle.

Posted by: Mr. Dave at April 18, 2012 09:24 AM (OBDWE)

215 Yap! Yap! Yap!

*bites ankle*

Posted by: Barry's Late Breakfast at April 18, 2012 09:26 AM (joSBv)

216 Everyone's complained about this guy's yard because
it really does look terrible but they won't do anything about it. So
she's not excited about the HOA right now.

Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at April 18, 2012 09:09 AM (qFpRI)
---------------------------

If the guy's rock yard is in violation of the deed covenants or bylaws for the HOA then ALL of the covenants are null and void. This is why those things are so rigorously enforced.
All she has to do is get a lawyer.


Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 09:26 AM (YdQQY)

217 "District fires workers in unemployment benefits probe" http://tinyurl.com/7rhwx25
And a friend was telling me the lottery winner who collected unemployment is being investigated.

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 09:27 AM (oZfic)

218
Moochele: This President Has Brought Us Out of Dark and Into Light


Look's like dog's back on the menu, boys!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 18, 2012 09:28 AM (lce0m)

219 How many of you Morons have ever eaten a balut in the PI? Fertilized egg buried in the beach sand for a day to "cook".



I watched a guy eat one. Just watching him eat it almost made me sick.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 09:29 AM (YdQQY)

220 Good morning, Curious. Here for a breakfast of bile and acid? Commin' right up!

Posted by: enlightened modern Swedish socialist cockbite at April 18, 2012 09:29 AM (OlN4e)

221 This President Has Brought Us Out of Dark and Into Light

Those dark times of <5% unemployment were a long national nightmare.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 09:29 AM (rND5e)

222 Oops, sock off.

Posted by: maddogg at April 18, 2012 09:30 AM (OlN4e)

223 Wot no collie-flower?
Golden fried retriever?
How does the Corgi not get in a Rarebit?
Let's face it, "Bouvier des Flandres" just sounds like French cooking.
And I'm sure we can (and will) keep this up all day.

I would eat horse; probably wouldn't eat the remains of my own, except in dire emergency. I know plenty of cattle tenders who have a problem eating their own beef. All dog rules are out north or south of 60 latitude.

I fell similarly about long pork: depends on how well I know you.
Now you have an incentive to keep on my friend list.

Posted by: comatus at April 18, 2012 09:30 AM (ZOlM3)

224 "Imus crowd all up in the air about the Nugent comets as well.

Posted by: Vic at April 18, 2012 07:28 AM (YdQQY)"

So wait a minute, Ted Nugent is so awesome he gets more than one comet named after him?

What would I do without Vic keeping me informed every morning??

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 18, 2012 09:31 AM (rX1N2)

225 Barry, please don't look at me like that!

Posted by: Debbie Wasserwoof-Schultz at April 18, 2012 09:33 AM (/ZZCn)

226 my television was talking at me and it told me the most interesting things.......it's my friend......so is my radio.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 09:33 AM (Ho2rs)

227
They eat dog in third world countries, how crude. Here in enlightened Sweden, we eat n****r cakes.<<<<

Turn off the internets. There's your winner. Fucking HILARIOUS.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 18, 2012 09:34 AM (+JIjV)

228 Copies of #ObamasDogRecipes are almost as hard to find as copies of his transcripts!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 09:35 AM (i3+c5)

229 I was talking to one of my many friends about lots of stuff, including eating horse and dog. They said that some of the finest restaurants in NYC serve them, but I couldn't find a link, so I don't know if it's true.

But all of you women around here should stop eating it, because you are too fat and old and it's not healthy. I can eat it because I am young and beautiful, although I would never. It's just too much like eating a pet.

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really likes anal at April 18, 2012 09:37 AM (nEUpB)

230
Copies of #ObamasDogRecipes are almost as hard to find as copies of his transcripts!


Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 09:35 AM (i3+c5)



Obama ate the dog that ate his transcripts.

Posted by: mama winger at April 18, 2012 09:37 AM (P6QsQ)

231 Nugent is on Beck right now. And he's ripping Debbie W-S.

The only talk radio we get is Beck and Rush. I can barely pick up Boortz out of Jacksonville.

Nugent just called Debbie a Che and Mao fan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:38 AM (UOM48)

232
Next up: Barky doing a PSA for PETA*

* People Eating Tasty Animals

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 18, 2012 09:38 AM (lce0m)

233 Ya know what's really good? Chicken fried dog is mighty tasty.

Posted by: Barky O'McFuckstick at April 18, 2012 09:39 AM (dCpBL)

234 Tehy ATE the commandants DOG in KING RAT!

Posted by: tobwing plover at April 18, 2012 09:40 AM (evdj2)

235 zzz

Posted by: Gerry at April 18, 2012 09:40 AM (cj0mY)

236 Two fido patties,special sauce , lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

Fido King.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:40 AM (TomZ9)

237 Wonder what little Barry learned from his tranny nanny? That would be a book on its own.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:40 AM (UOM48)

238
#ObamaDogRecipes: Fricassee of Fido on a Tastefully Arranged Bed of Belgium Endive

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 18, 2012 09:41 AM (lce0m)

239 Lol. Nugent: "I hear from the ss all the time, they want to buy Ted Nugent ammo."

He has a meeting with the ss tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:41 AM (UOM48)

240 Did they eat dog in King Rat? Been a long time since I've watched that.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 09:41 AM (rND5e)

241 Did they eat dog in King Rat?

They did in the book.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 09:42 AM (evdj2)

242 #ObamaDogRecipes

My personal favorite? Pugs in a Blanket

Posted by: mama winger at April 18, 2012 09:43 AM (P6QsQ)

243 Nugent is on Beck right now. And he's ripping Debbie W-S.

The only talk radio we get is Beck and Rush. I can barely pick up Boortz out of Jacksonville.

Nugent just called Debbie a Che and Mao fan.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:38 AM (UOM4

Jane, the intertubes has all the radio you could possibly want. I'm sure you can find a station on I heart radio or radio .com that has Beck.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 18, 2012 09:43 AM (3jGS1)

244 Nugent is f*cking awesome.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:43 AM (UOM48)

245 one basset pound burger please.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:43 AM (TomZ9)

246 Apparently some crazy right winger at AoSHQ has stolen some of my very special mangina sand. Now if you'll excuse me I'm meeting the President for lunch and I have to put on this dog suit... hey... why is the crotch missing?

Posted by: Matt Lauer at April 18, 2012 09:43 AM (hJkaT)

247 239
Lol. Nugent: "I hear from the ss all the time, they want to buy Ted Nugent ammo."

He has a meeting with the ss tomorrow.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:41 AM (UOM4

I personally think that the SS is interviewing the Nuge because they want to meet him.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (3jGS1)

248 http://yfrog.com/hwkd6enj




funny

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (4yXmp)

249 mc donald's is my kind of place...they serve you rattlesnakes.....french fries up your nose puppyburgers between you toes...the last time i went there...they friend my underwear...mc donald's is my kind of place!!! the scoamf

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (Ho2rs)

250 My friend says there's a story about Rush Lindbaugh on the internets today. Have you idiots finally realized who Rush Lindbaugh is yet?

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like honesty but really like anal at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (ggRof)

251 Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:43 AM (UOM4

Do you have Cat Scratch Fever?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (8y9MW)

252 Barry: If I had a dinner, it would look like Lassie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (1Jaio)

253 one basset pound burger please

Basset Royale, they don't know for pounds in Europe.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 09:44 AM (evdj2)

254
Some voters' impressions of Barky have actually risen since the Poochie a la King story broke. Where before they disliked Barky as a butt muncher, they now like him as a mutt muncher.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 18, 2012 09:45 AM (lce0m)

255 burnese dog with bichon frise sound goo today.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:45 AM (TomZ9)

256 allen.....i doubt jane does.....curious on the otherhand.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 09:45 AM (Ho2rs)

257 I personally think that the SS is interviewing the Nuge because they want to meet him.

He's probably on their list right after Colombian prostitutes.

Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 09:45 AM (joSBv)

258 a hell good*

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:46 AM (TomZ9)

259 Barry: If I had a dinner, it would look like Lassie

Okay. That got a chuckle.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:46 AM (8y9MW)

260
Why Bo the PWD is a nervous wreck, # 34,941: Barky calling out, "Bo! Dinner!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 18, 2012 09:46 AM (lce0m)

261
Posted by: CAC at April 18, 2012 07:27 AM (5UcDQ)
I managed to pull off the wedding for around $10k (give or take a few thousand in rounding and how you calculate some costs as "wedding related" or "other" like flying in my sister-in-law) that included my wife's dress.
In order to do that however, I first: Had to know a professional baker who made our cake at less than cost ($250 for a 125 person cake with imported Fondant, just tobe clear, I didn't want the imported fodant, but apparently the delicious icing was melting from the heat and said Baker wanted the cake to look pretty so she went to her secret stash of fancy.)
Secondly, the wife bought the dress at one of those charity events.
Thirdly, find a reception area that's not usually considered (and thus not as popular). I used to work at my alma mater's "external events" department, so I knew they did weddings (in beautiful rooms even, wood inlay from the original 1879 building) and that they were slashing prices to try and undercut everyone.
Fourthly, skimp on flowers (Just bouquets and such for the wedding party and some pew bows, no alter flowers or flowered centerpieces at the reception.
Plus some other crap. And I still hit 5 figures. Yeah, expesnive.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 09:46 AM (SYrwI)

262 one clumber spaniel sammich to go, please cut off the crust.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:48 AM (TomZ9)

263 Holy fuck. Nuge is saying that a dead Navy SEAL had in his will he wanted him to perform at his funeral. He arranged his schedule to fly to the funeral and perform, and received word from "someone high up" to NOT attend.

Un-fucking-believable.

What has happened to our country? One jugeared commie fuckwit and his entire administration filled with fellow Marxists.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:48 AM (UOM48)

264 Yeah, expesnive.

Is this where I should point out that my wedding cost about $1000, all told? Eh, maybe $1500, depending on some accounting areas.

And that was only 7 years ago.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (8y9MW)

265 just finnish'd my spitz sammich. licks lips.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (TomZ9)

266 $30,000 a plate for Chihuahua?! I demand St. Bernard!

Posted by: Unverified Obama Donor at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (FcR7P)

267 my steak was so rare it was still barking.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (Ho2rs)

268 Uncle Ted is true blue. No shrinking violet about his political views, which I wholeheartedly agree with 99% of the time. And I only say 99% because I don't know what he says about everything.

Posted by: maddogg at April 18, 2012 09:49 AM (OlN4e)

269 Just wow. Nugent was invited to the funeral of a SEAL in the man's will, but got a call from the military not to go because 'someone high up' didn't want him there.

Posted by: Methos at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (6LvlL)

270 Geraghty says that it looks like the admin thought they were going to face a re-run of the McCain kid glove campaign.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (4yXmp)

271 i'll havanese with special sauce

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (TomZ9)

272 He arranged his schedule to fly to the funeral and perform, and received word from "someone high up" to NOT attend.

If I were the family, I would so have arranged a "commemorative service" (either before or after the funeral) just so my fallen relative's wishes could be honored.

I'd also be ticked as all heck at the Military for making me go to that effort.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (8y9MW)

273 Barry's campaign: A dog in every pot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (UOM48)

274 British troops dying next to Americans in Afghanistan: what thanks does Britain get? 'Neutrality' on the Falklands

President Barack Obama said the U.S. will remain on the sidelines in the dispute between the U.K. and Argentina over the Falkland Islands.

“We’re going to remain neutral,” Obama said at a news conference with Colombian President Juan Manuel Santos as the Summit of the Americas concluded in Cartagena. “This is not something that we typically intervene in.”

Posted by: Erwin Rommel at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (e8kgV)

275 Romney only puts dogs on his roof. Obama eats them.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (UNZ1+)

276 Is this where I should point out that my wedding cost about $1000, all told?

Was that all in postage stamps to bring her over from Russia?

Does not compute. How did you manage to get away with that?

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (FcR7P)

277 Just wow. Nugent was invited to the funeral of a
SEAL in the man's will, but got a call from the military not to go
because 'someone high up' didn't want him there.


Posted by: Methos at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (6LvlL)

I think I know what I would like him to say to the brass, but it might turn a solemn and sacred event into a sideshow.

God Bless that SEAL's family!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (i3+c5)

278 250

Yes I know who Lindbaugh is. He is VA Gov. Bob McDonald's brother-in-law.

Posted by: kallisto at April 18, 2012 09:52 AM (jm/9g)

279 Geraghty says that it looks like the admin thought they were going to face a re-run of the McCain kid glove campaign.

Well, honestly, wasn't that what many of were afraid of? I must admit, I've been pleasantly surprised by the vigor of Romney's campaign to date.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:52 AM (8y9MW)

280 please wait for the plott stew to thicken.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:52 AM (TomZ9)

281 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:50 AM (8y9MW)


Perhaps one hell of a wake is in order?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (i3+c5)

282 Link at Drudge goes to the Daily Mail and there's this gem:


In his three years as U.S. president, Barack Obama has been dogged by claims he is not patriotic enough.
Last year he even had to publish his birth certificate to silence doubters who suggested he was not born an American.
Now
it emerges that similar fears were expressed about his father, who was
categorised with others as ‘anti-American and anti-white’ when he moved
to the United States in 1959.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (UOM48)

283 278 LOL. Nice.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 09:54 AM (4yXmp)

284 Perhaps one hell of a wake is in order?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (i3+c5)

They should have it down at the local range.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 18, 2012 09:54 AM (rX1N2)

285 In case any of you forgot to think about me today, here I am.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2012 09:54 AM (B+qrE)

286 Now
it emerges that similar fears were expressed about his father, who was

categorised with others as ‘anti-American and anti-white’ when he moved

to the United States in 1959.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:53 AM (UOM4


Like father like son

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 09:55 AM (1Jaio)

287 on spinone italiano with spaghetti coming up.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:55 AM (TomZ9)

288 Yes I know who Lindbaugh is. He is VA Gov. Bob McDonald's brother-in-law.

Either of them related to RNC Chair Rinse Prius?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (B+qrE)

289 I must admit, I've been pleasantly surprised by the vigor of Romney's campaign to date.

Are we allowed to win?

Posted by: Rombo at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (FcR7P)

290 >>Thirdly, find a reception area that's not usually considered (and thus not as popular).

Funeral homes will do weddings.

Posted by: SpinsterRadish at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (/kI1Q)

291 Does not compute. How did you manage to get away with that?

Well, our bride's and groom's cakes were made for free by a lady from church. So we only had to buy the main "wedding cake." We did a period wedding (that is: Renaissance) and our clothes were made by a friend who does costumes for the SCA. My Aunt has a beautiful house with a great room that could double as a cathedral- and sort of did. My mom had (at that time, they've since downsized) a house with a huge room for the reception. Most of the decorations were hand made by us or friends, as were our invitations.

It did help that any out-of-state relatives paid their own airfare, except my mother-in-law, who couldn't afford it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (8y9MW)

292 Obama saying he likes hot dogs has a whole different meaning.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (UNZ1+)

293 Romney only puts dogs on his roof. Obama eats them.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 09:51 AM (UNZ1+)

I'd rather bein a crate than on a plate!

Posted by: rockmom at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (NYnoe)

294 @123
I agree. This is a stupid issue.

And, it does not deflect in my mind the attack on Mitt. It bothers me that Mitt cannot admit he used poor judgment with his pet.

Posted by: Y-not's collie at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (5H6zj)

295 i will forever distrust corn dogs from this point.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 09:57 AM (TomZ9)

296 I bet most Americans believe Obama grew up in Hawaii.

"They eat dogs in Hawaii?"

"He grew up where?"

Posted by: eman at April 18, 2012 09:57 AM (YrBvI)

297 rock mom

lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 09:57 AM (Ho2rs)

298 Perhaps one hell of a wake is in order?

It's a little late for a wake, considering he's already burried (at least, that's the impression I'm getting). But a good, rousing memorial service? With skeet shooting?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 09:57 AM (8y9MW)

299 Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really likes anal at April 18, 2012 09:37 AM (nEUpB)
not me.

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (oZfic)

300 Barry: Yummy, yummy yummy. I got puppy in my tummy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (1Jaio)

301 mr president....a dodger dog is not a "dog".......

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (Ho2rs)

302 “Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make
room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He
explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate:One day
soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to
share.”

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (UOM48)

303 Heard something interesting yesterday: Rep from a pre-bankruptcy counseling outfit called yesterday and wanted to stop by with promotional stuff. Chatted with him for a bit and learned two interesting tidbits: 1) A local bankruptcy attorney, one of the main ones, is closing shop by the end of the month, 2) He's seeing a lot more attorneys expand and get back to doing bankruptcies since they'd quit in 2005.
If there is an uptick, that's a concern. We're at like 5.8% or less unemployment here.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (kSaUf)

304 not you....but you.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (Ho2rs)

305 Thirdly, find a reception area that's not usually considered (and thus not as popular).

Detroit would be a good place for a post-apocalypse-themed wedding.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (rND5e)

306 i will forever distrust corn dogs from this point.
Never trust a corn dog. One owes me 50 bucks since 1987.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (B+qrE)

307 Reed Richards doesn't eat dogs.

But Obama, aka Panthro from the Thundercats, does.

Mr. Fantastic>Panthro

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (rIASH)

308 Well, our bride's and groom's cakes ...

You're a lucky man. You probably had more fun and stayed out of debtor's prison.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (FcR7P)

309 >>He
explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate

And yet, Barry turned out to be a pussy.

Posted by: SpinsterRadish at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (/kI1Q)

310
Republican strategist John Feehery said the strategy shows the Obama campaign is “panicked.”
“They’re
ramping up this message because they’re looking at poll numbers, and
they’re concerned, and they should be concerned,” said Feehery, also a
columnist for The Hill. “But the problem is that it has no credibility,
and the reason is Mitt Romney has been condemned by conservatives for
not being conservative enough.”
The Romney campaign swiped at the Obama campaign for searching for a campaign theme.“This is a White House in search of a reason for reelection,” said Andrea Saul, a spokeswoman for the Romney campaign.

Posted by: Bob Novak at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (e8kgV)

311 Romney didn't use poor judgement with his dog. Hunting dogs are transported outside the vehicle in crates all the time. Nothing cruel in the least. You must think it's cruel to have horse trailers too.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (UNZ1+)

312 When Barry takes a doggy bag from a restaurant it's got real dog in it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (1Jaio)

313 Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really likes anal at April 18, 2012 09:37 AM (nEUpB)

not me.

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 09:58 AM (oZfic)

Not me.

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really likes anal at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (nEUpB)

314 @89
Nugent has written some good articles. Several months ago he had a nice column about all of the (remaining) candidates.

I didn't read his comment as a threat against the president. Seemed more like a vague threat at civil disobedience to me.

Posted by: Y-not's collie at April 18, 2012 10:01 AM (5H6zj)

315 Reed Richards is such a cool superhero he can make his wife turn invisible and leave him alone to watch football.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 10:01 AM (rIASH)

316 if only he could undo this and claim he drank tiger blood......or skinned a lion......nope..not our guy....he ate a dog that his tranny nanny fed him.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:01 AM (Ho2rs)

317 You probably had more fun and stayed out of debtor's prison.

I did. It also helped that my wife and I had already more-or-less "eloped" (except for the fact everyone knew, and some of them were in attendance for the original ceremony), and the big "wedding" was more along the lines of "an event."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (8y9MW)

318 It bothers me that Mitt cannot admit he used poor judgment with his pet.

Posted by: Y-not's collie at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (5H6zj)

Why the hell does anyone consider this "poor judgment?" Dogs love to hang their heads out of car doors, ride in the back of pickups, etc. Also, many dogs love their crates. I know plenty of retriever owners who transport their dogs in crates in the back of pickup trucks to go hunting. How is this any different?

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (3jGS1)

319 I was just gonna stick my head out he window anyway.

Posted by: Mitt's Dog at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (MMC8r)

320 Roof of car is not a stable location for an eighty pound dog in a crate. Not the same as a truck bed.

Posted by: Y-not's collie at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (5H6zj)

321 When Barry takes a doggy bag from a restaurant it's got real dog in it

Dog scrotum?! Man, he really is an alien.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (FcR7P)

322 It bothers me that Mitt cannot admit he used poor judgment with his pet.

Posted by: Y-not's collie at April 18, 2012 09:56 AM (5H6zj)


It bother me that he can't seem to admit he used poor judgment on anything (RomneyCare)!
But in fairness to Mitt, he probably couldn't afford to get a good kennel at the time of the trip since Ann wasn't working!

Posted by: Hrothgar's Pit Bull Rottweiler mix at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (i3+c5)

323 Does this mean that Obama ate Chavez? or just Van Jones?



This is getting complicated.

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (4yXmp)

324 Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 10:00 AM (UNZ1+)

Beat me to it fucker.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 18, 2012 10:03 AM (3jGS1)

325 They should have it down at the local range.

Because nothing says Good Times like Rock, Alcohol, and Firearms.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 10:04 AM (evdj2)

326 Stable location? Now you're just reaching.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 10:04 AM (UNZ1+)

327 Posted by: SpinsterRadish at April 18, 2012 09:59 AM (/kI1Q)

Yup.

I doubt that Obama (pbuh) has ever eaten a pussy. I think that a tossed salad is more his style.

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really likes anal at April 18, 2012 10:04 AM (nEUpB)

328 Yes and now that we know Obama's a dog-eater, this can only get better:



http://bit.ly/JgtpgX

Posted by: Mercy Vetsel at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (WRcus)

329 Roof of car is not a stable location for an eighty pound dog in a crate.

I thought it was a Vista Cruiser.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (evdj2)

330 Nothing cruel in the least. You must think it's cruel to have horse trailers too.

There's a slight difference between strapping a dog crate down in the bed of a truck (or hauling a horse trailer), and strapping a dog crate to the top of a car. Denying that doesn't actually help.

That said, I think that's an even more over-blown story than "Obama ate dog!!11!!!eleventy!" Sometimes you don't have room for everyone and everything, and you do the best you can. What might help is if he can try to spin it as a funny "What the heck was I thinking?" anecdote.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (8y9MW)

331 Hope it literally comes back to bite him in the ass. Bite, like a pit bull.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 08:48 AM (UOM4


Or a pit viper. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (v+QvA)

332 The only talk radio we get is Beck and Rush.

------

Jane, do what I do and stream the shows you don't get over the radio.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (tfw18)

333 328 lol

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (Ho2rs)

334 Roof of car is not a stable location for an eighty pound dog in a crate. Not the same as a truck bed.

If it were balanced up there along with a Slurpee he forgot about, I would agree with your Concern.

Posted by: t-bird at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (FcR7P)

335 First Solar closing plants in Germany now too, after Q-Cells, Solon, Solarhybrid, and Solar Millenium all went tits-up over there in the past little while. Wonder if the Germans will ever do a cost-benefit analysis of their massive solar subsidies.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (rND5e)

336 Can we just skip all this dogs and cars stuff?

Posted by: Clark Griswold at April 18, 2012 10:06 AM (YrBvI)

337 Hmmm... Dog meat.

Posted by: Mercy Vetsel at April 18, 2012 10:06 AM (WRcus)

338 It bothers me that he can't admit he used poor judgment in having a dog in the first place.

This "Mittens" does NOT care about Feline-American issues. I might stay home in November.

Posted by: HeatherRadish's cat at April 18, 2012 10:06 AM (/kI1Q)

339 @322
Me too.

Posted by: Y-not's collie at April 18, 2012 10:06 AM (5H6zj)

340 And yet, Barry turned out to be a pussy.

Inconceivable!

Posted by: Vizzini at April 18, 2012 10:06 AM (hJkaT)

341 >>He

explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate

And yet, Barry turned out to be a pussy.


So maybe Lolo brought home house cat and told little Barry it was tiger.


Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 10:06 AM (joSBv)

342 336 clark

at least grandma was dead when she was on the roof of the wagon.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:07 AM (Ho2rs)

343 I thought it was a Vista Cruiser.
Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (evdj2)


You better bring that back without a single scratch on it, or I'm kicking your ass!

Posted by: Red Foreman at April 18, 2012 10:07 AM (v+QvA)

344 If Chevy Chase can get away tying Aunt Edna to the roof, Mitt's mutt in a carrier shouldn't be a problem. It's not like it was raining.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 18, 2012 10:07 AM (tfw18)

345 And just to be accurate Irish Settlers weigh between 60 and 70 pounds.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 10:07 AM (UNZ1+)

346 Inconceivable!
Posted by: Vizzini at April 18, 2012 10:06 AM (hJkaT)


You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Inigo Montoya at April 18, 2012 10:08 AM (v+QvA)

347 Wow, he really looks hungry!

Posted by: Obama Eating Dog at April 18, 2012 10:08 AM (WRcus)

348 Wonder if the Germans will ever do a cost-benefit analysis of their massive solar subsidies.

As soon as they thaw out from this winter.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 18, 2012 10:08 AM (B+qrE)

349 correction...aunt edna...thank you lady in black

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:08 AM (Ho2rs)

350 Irish Settlers weigh between 60 and 70 pounds.

That's just because they're malnourished from lack of potatoes.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (rND5e)

351 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:02 AM (8y9MW)

My wife and I had a surprise wedding. The excuse was a party, and then the rabbi showed up. It was great. No family politics or interference, and we did exactly what we wanted.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (nEUpB)

352 Jane, do what I do and stream the shows you don't get over the radio.


Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 18, 2012 10:05 AM (tfw1


I listen to very little talk radio over the air ever since Laura Ingraham changed to some low wattage tinker toy shitbox of a station in my area; not that I'm opinionated or anything. Also Tammy Bruce is only available over the web and she's the only one I really care about hearing.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (4atNB)

353 I love it when Reggie raw dogs it doggie style.

Posted by: Dick Downgrade at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (WUWb9)

354 david burge: The first trick Obama taught Bo: roll over in egg batter.

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (Ho2rs)

355 Barack Obama has been dogged by claims

You ain't just a-woofin'.

Posted by: Comatus (now with nonsubmissive capital C) at April 18, 2012 10:10 AM (ZOlM3)

356 What shows worse judgement, tying your dog on the roof of your car or adding 6 trillion to the national debt on 3 years?

Get the fuck out of here with this stupid shit

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 10:10 AM (rIASH)

357 Be right back.... I have to Wok the dog.

Posted by: Barrack Obama at April 18, 2012 10:10 AM (P9OJs)

358 President Obama has come a long way since his days growing up in
Indonesia. I remember the first time he heard "par-4, dogleg left," he
pulled out his ball retriever and began gnawing on the grip.

Posted by: The Audacity of Bob Hope and Change at April 18, 2012 10:10 AM (/ZZCn)

359 Auto correct can be a comedian sometime. The bastard.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (UNZ1+)

360 354
david burge: The first trick Obama taught Bo: roll over in egg batter.

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (Ho2rs


Lol. Iowahawk always brings teh funny.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (UOM48)

361 357 Be right back.... I have to Wok the dog.
Posted by: Barrack Obama at April 18, 2012 10:10 AM (P9OJs)



*snicker*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (v+QvA)

362 The DC dogcatcher visited the White House 85 times?

WTF?

Posted by: eman at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (YrBvI)

363 These libs kill 1,200,000+ babies per year and anyone cares about a dog on a roof who didn't even die?

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (4yXmp)

364 168 He's eaten dog, but not pussy. Posted by: nickless


I bet he's done both, at least since he's been married.

Posted by: Roy at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (VndSC)

365 "A fired General Services Administration official says he didn't know taxpayers would be billed $1,960 for a party in his luxury suite at a Las Vegas resort." http://tinyurl.com/c6px4lm

Here's the question, "Who did he think was paying for this then?"...lobbyists?


Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (oZfic)

366 The morons are true Pun Lords, unfortunately it's a felony in 38 of the 57 states.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 10:12 AM (evdj2)

367 #357 bravo.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2012 10:12 AM (UNZ1+)

368
To steal a line over from a Gateway Pundit commentator:
Maybe Obama ate the dog that ate his birth certificate!

Posted by: Swedish Chef at April 18, 2012 10:12 AM (WDySP)

369 Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (oZfic)

Did you work the party?

How did he like it? Rough?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 18, 2012 10:13 AM (nEUpB)

370 These libs kill 1,200,000+ babies per year and anyone cares about a dog on a roof who didn't even die?


Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (4yXmp)
those weren't babies they were a batch of random cells. they couldn't go fetch!

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:13 AM (TomZ9)

371 I had a normal, everyday church wedding. It cost under 2K. I just don't understand how the hell the average wedding costs more than my car.

Posted by: moral relativist at April 18, 2012 10:13 AM (1jtwO)

372 Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (oZfic



You grate my last nerve with that "really like Ann" shit when not long ago you were describing her as "old" and "ugly."



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 18, 2012 10:13 AM (UOM48)

373 The DC dogcatcher visited the White House 85 times?



WTF?

Posted by: eman at April 18, 2012 10:11 AM (YrBvI)


Didn't know they made deliveries!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (i3+c5)

374 i would never put my dog or cat on the roof of my car....tied down or not.....but in fairness....wasn't the dog shitting it's brains out? that would not be allowed in my car...

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (Ho2rs)

375 I just don't understand how the hell the average wedding costs more than my car.

She wants a day she can remember long after she's dumped you.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (evdj2)

376 Donate $3 to Barry's campaign for a chance to eat me!

Posted by: BO SCOAMF at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (/kI1Q)

377 John Sexton has a fucking killer line from Ace's Twitter feed:

Obama hasn't passed a budget, but he has passed a beagle.


Posted by: EC at April 18, 2012 10:14 AM (GQ8sn)

378 Barry: If you like you're dog you can keep eat it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 10:15 AM (1Jaio)

379 What shows worse judgement, tying your dog on your car or shoving thru a massive healthcare bill based on flat out fucking lies on how much it would cost on a straight party line vote that the public clearly didnt want on the justification "if this does not pass my presidency is destroyed"?

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 10:15 AM (rIASH)

380 He whippit'd with the wirehaired terrier into a lovely yorkshire pudding.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (TomZ9)

381 Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 10:09 AM (4atNB)

WMAL.com streams Chris Plante, Rush, Sean, and Levin from the DC area.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 10:16 AM (i3+c5)

382 the quiet man

pass the paper towels.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:17 AM (Ho2rs)

383 Didn't know they made deliveries!

For those dinners when SCOAMF can't fly in the Chicago chef to make pizza.

Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 10:17 AM (joSBv)

384
The DC dogcatcher visited the White House 85 times?

Barky's refined palate necessitates him only eating free-range doggies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 18, 2012 10:17 AM (lce0m)

385 Stupid illogical sock.

Im actually the "she" in the situation, toby. Silly me, I was more excited about the marriage than feeling like a pretty, pretty princess.

Posted by: Lauren at April 18, 2012 10:18 AM (1jtwO)

386 what kind of wine goes with spaniel?

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:18 AM (Ho2rs)

387 Really? "Old" and "Ugly". That's evil. Who would say such obviously evil stuff?

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 10:18 AM (4yXmp)

388 Posted by: Mr Pink at April 18, 2012 10:15 AM (rIASH)

At a basic level, one shows a seemingly temporary personal stupidity and one shows utter long-lasting contempt for the nation, its citizens, and its Constitution.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 10:19 AM (i3+c5)

389 willow deserves the thread achievement award. So many puns, so little time.

I little a little pit bullbeque.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 10:19 AM (O3R/2)

390 On the Zimmerman charges, I think this is a great object lesson in just how unlimited a prosecutor's power to charge can be. There are no downsides to a prosecutor throwing every possible charge at a defendant. Hell Spitzer was notorious for giving huge press conferences announcing that he's charging Company X with a bazillion counts and then not so much with bothering to tell the press when all those counts got heaved out of court. Insty had a great idea that the state should be on the hook for the proportional share of defense costs for charges that are dismissed and/or dropped. Something should be done because right now there are no downsides, at all, for massive overreach by the prosecution.

Posted by: alexthechick at April 18, 2012 10:20 AM (VtjlW)

391 The last thing Obama said to Lolo after dinner was," whippet good."

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:20 AM (TomZ9)

392 When you've lost Robin Leach (Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous). He was on Cavuto's FBN show yesterday and states:

"No, I think it is deadly dangerous and I don't use those two words lightly. Look, what Obama is proposing you've got to cut right down to it, it is
socialism. It is so ugly and evil. It doesn't work - it's never worked.
And we went through this in Britain until Maggy Thatcher and rescued us
from a fate worse than what's going to happen here."

(link at Newsbusters) http://tinyurl.com/cdf3qlx

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at April 18, 2012 10:20 AM (tfw18)

393 i wonder if it realizes......ann is a member of the "cult" too.......no the media didn't alert it to that yet.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:20 AM (Ho2rs)

394 Jimbo : }

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:21 AM (TomZ9)

395
Former dinner guests of Jugears and Mooch must now be wondering just what they were really served when "ground chuck" was on the menu... and the Obamas always seemed to have been "abandoned by" their beloved pooch, Chuck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (lce0m)

396 I didn't like Romney, but after O'Barkey's personal attacks, I'm now willing to walk through fire to get Romney elected.

Posted by: Typical Republican Voter at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (Hu/Da)

397 393 Shhhhhh, not the "media".......a "friend" (in the little box)

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (4yXmp)

398 Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:20 AM (Ho2rs)


They're saving that for later in the campaign as well as the revelation that all of their kids are "cult" members as well.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (i3+c5)

399 jimbo, i've ben pun-ishing the room as usual , i am bored

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (TomZ9)

400 the talking picture box...or the talking box?

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:23 AM (Ho2rs)

401 I don't have the funny that some of you have so I'll borrow this guy's comment:
"The Lion of Punjab Sir Bunts Singh ...The Liberal tearing you apart everyday







on

Apr 18, 9:57 AM
said:







Now the cave mullash are going to be even more confused....keep the tweets simple like...



We Coming to Cave # 23443

Hide Now Pray Later

We bomb even on Fridays.

Surrender and get your Playboy book now!"

http://tinyurl.com/cmbuyom

Posted by: dally, who still doesn't like mittens but really like ann at April 18, 2012 10:23 AM (oZfic)

402 Posted by: Typical Republican Voter at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (Hu/Da)

Yup. Pretty much.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:23 AM (8y9MW)

403 ugh, been
i ain't ben nowear fats

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:23 AM (TomZ9)

404 @392 are you absolutely sure that wasn't Stuart Varney? I know, I mix them up all the time...

Posted by: Comatus (now with nonsubmissive capital C) at April 18, 2012 10:23 AM (ZOlM3)

405 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (lce0m)


Ever notice that pictures of Bo look different every time they post a new one?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 10:23 AM (i3+c5)

406 Posted by: Comatus (now with nonsubmissive capital C) at April 18, 2012 10:23 AM (ZOlM3)



No it was the Robin hisself!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 18, 2012 10:24 AM (i3+c5)

407 What shows worse judgement, tying your dog on your car or basing your vote for president on whether a guy once tied a dog to the roof of his car?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 18, 2012 10:24 AM (gPDxp)

408 Wikipedia informs me today is Independence Day in Zimbabwe.

Not sure that's working out for them.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (/kI1Q)

409 Hrothgar, well i've read dog meat gets tough after a certain age.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (TomZ9)

410 274 British troops dying next to Americans in Afghanistan: what thanks does Britain get? 'Neutrality' on the Falklands Maldives

-------

FIFY

Posted by: Anachronda at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (6fER6)

411 Barry Have you been to Whole Foods lately? Have you seen the price of dog?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 10:25 AM (1Jaio)

412 "Sen. Brown: 98,000 Federal Employees Combine to Owe $1Billion in Taxes" http://tinyurl.com/6vtag5p

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (oZfic)

413 This is so depressing.

Why do they feel the need to do this?

http://huff.to/HNXt5l

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 18, 2012 10:26 AM (piMMO)

414 396 I didn't like Romney, but after O'Barkey's personal attacks, I'm now willing to walk through fire to get Romney elected.
Posted by: Typical Republican Voter at April 18, 2012 10:22 AM (Hu/Da)


Yeah, this is where I'm at. It was the Rosen comments about Ann Romney that did it for me. These fuckers on the left think they're better than normal folks and they just drip disdain for us. Well, eff them, I'm all in for Romney now.

Posted by: Mandy P., long-time lurker at April 18, 2012 10:27 AM (qFpRI)

415 It's a Prog eat dog world...

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 18, 2012 10:27 AM (HethX)

416
It is too collegial in here.

Thread needs a pinch more rancor.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (Ba6aP)

417 Hopefully this will keep generating howlers all day.


Posted by: DaveA at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (NQ/V9)

418 I'm now willing to walk through fire to get Romney elected.


Obama's a uniter after all.

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (evdj2)

419 "The Post said that Sherry Hutchinson, a member of Neely’s staff, was
unable to attend a trade show in Long Beach, Calif., in 2010, so Neely
arranged for his wife to go instead, even wearing Hutchinson’s nametag.
“You will be Sherry,” Neely wrote in an email to his wife.



“We probably shouldn’t have done that,” Neely told investigators."
http://tinyurl.com/6rovez2

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 10:29 AM (oZfic)

420 stick it in your ear Sooth!

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:29 AM (TomZ9)

421 Iowahawk:
For all those times I claimed Obama wasn't qualified to run as Dog Catcher, I take it all back

Posted by: Dagny, Warrior Queen at April 18, 2012 10:29 AM (4yXmp)

422 better?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:29 AM (TomZ9)

423 416


It is too collegial in here.



Thread needs a pinch more rancor.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (Ba6aP)

RAWN PAWL!!!111!!!
(How's that?)

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 18, 2012 10:29 AM (RD7QR)

424 RINOS!

Posted by: toby928 at April 18, 2012 10:30 AM (evdj2)

425 Hey Gabriel, can we get a post from you about the Supreme Court's ruling about police searches for people getting booked into jail? All of the Liberals I know (which is a lot, this is Vermont) are all "The police can finger-rape you for having a broken tail light!" but I bet they're full of shit

Posted by: Fart at April 18, 2012 10:30 AM (Zk68F)

426 I heard D'oh!bamma's next summit would be held at a Dog 'n Sudds!

Posted by: Cicero Kid. at April 18, 2012 10:30 AM (JaDq0)

427 Once more..with feeling

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (LVtr+)

428 Yeah, this is where I'm at. It was the Rosen comments about Ann Romney that did it for me. These fuckers on the left think they're better than normal folks and they just drip disdain for us.

------------------

Yes, which is why the SCOAMF is out there calling conservatives "Flat-Earthers" and "social Darwinists." Liberals and progressives lap up this rhetoric because their self-esteem is based on their belief in their intellectual superiority. It’s not a whole lot different than what other leaders have done by assuring their followers that they were the Master Race and others were sub-human.



Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (gPDxp)

429 why do you h-ate dogs, progressives?

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (TomZ9)

430 >>"The police can finger-rape you for having a broken tail light!"

Sheee-it, civilians can finger-rape you for purchasing a plane ticket.

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 18, 2012 10:31 AM (/kI1Q)

431 #190 On the subject of horses being abandoned, there currently is a problem with abandoned horses in the Hoosier National Forest. Financially-distressed owners apparently cannot find a buyer and cannot afford to keep them, so rather than putting them down they turn them loose in the grassier areas.

It's a darn shame, because a lot of them will die from exposure or hunger, and many will fall victims to predators like the newly sighted cougars which are apparently making a resurgence.

AllenG, if present tense bothers you so much, then look at it this way:

Obama ate a dog and bragged about it in his book.

The operative thing here, really, is that he had no clue that this was something that would repulse a lot of people. It would have jumped out at me if I had been reading the book, but when he was running in 2008 I didn't want to buy it and give him money.

I am going to look in the remainder bin and buy it however, to see what other things are in there.

You are quite right that this isn't a very important issue. However, every little issue like this takes away a few votes, and so we press on, chipping at his support and his image.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (GoIUi)

432 feelings, nothing more than feelings...

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (TomZ9)

433 I hope the dog controversy doesn't turn into a Bo meets grill story!

Posted by: andycanuck at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (n6JNN)

434 Once more..with feeling

Isn't that the TSA motto?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (rND5e)

435 Thread needs a pinch more rancor.


I hate fucking soothsayer!!

Posted by: blue ass baboon at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (z9HTb)

436 Biden I asked the president what he's having for lunch he said Joe it's a four letter word D O G

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (1Jaio)

437 Does Obama prefer his dog Chicago-style or Coney Island?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 18, 2012 10:32 AM (v+QvA)

438
"President Scooby Snacks."

I am so stealing that.

Also, I need to put an online poll up at my little slice of Intarwebz heaven. It's gotta be free. Anybody have any suggestions? Who's used which poll service?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM (d0Tfm)

439 "The police can finger-rape you for having a broken tail light!"



Go on...

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM (v+QvA)

440 I hate fucking soothsayers.

Posted by: the monkey at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM (evdj2)

441 hot diggety, dog diggety.....bo what you do to me....

Posted by: phoenixgirl secretary and now walmart checker!! at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM (Ho2rs)

442 Insomniac, i think as a corn dog with a splash of brown mustard.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:34 AM (TomZ9)

443 Posted by: blue ass baboon

I am gobsmacked that someone else beat me to that. Sometimes it's like a hive mind in here.

Posted by: the monkey at April 18, 2012 10:34 AM (evdj2)

444 "President Scooby Snacks."

rut roh


Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:34 AM (TomZ9)

445 So if the SCOAMF ever comes at me with some peanut butter, is it for him, or for me???

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at April 18, 2012 10:35 AM (aVL9y)

446 Posted by: the monkey at April 18, 2012 10:33 AM


How do feel about getting sloppy seconds?

Posted by: big blue ass baboon at April 18, 2012 10:35 AM (z9HTb)

447 public service kitteh announcment ,
have you wok'd your dog today?

paid for ,for the protection of kittehs everywhere.

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:36 AM (TomZ9)

448 Rancor this sooth!!

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at April 18, 2012 10:36 AM (mFxQX)

449 Drink Coca-Collie! It's the paws that refreshes.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (n6JNN)

450 I've never had dog.

Maybe if Barry sat with Kirk Cameron over a good meal of braised dog, we would have world peace?

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (pVvkk)

451 It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times ...

Posted by: a million monkeys at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (evdj2)

452 Obama ate God, not dog...surely that won't offend anyone?

He's dyslexic, not lick dicks ick. You're all mixed up here.

Posted by: Comatus (now with nonsubmissive capital C) at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (ZOlM3)

453 Maybe if Barry sat with Kirk Cameron over a good meal of braised dog, we would have world peace?


Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 18, 2012 10:37 AM (pVvkk)


Beer Dog Summit

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 10:38 AM (1Jaio)

454 Imagine whirled peas.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 10:38 AM (O3R/2)

455
@AllenG,
Lucky you I suppose. Sadly we had none of that. Catering was the bulk of our cost at about 5600 IIRC. That included an open bar though where they ran out of gin and vodka before we even got there.
Oh remember that part about how I used to work for the external events department? Yeah, so I had a cell phone full of higherups who don't like to be bothered on a Saturday night. A few well placed words later and we had an open bar that didn't close after 4 hours like we paid (I finally called it quits after something like 5.5 hours). And to make up for the cheap vodka they bought (we paid for "premium" i.e. Sky, we got popov) and the lack of gin they broke out the 20 year old Scotch from the "VIP event" case.
I did complain monday morning, but didn't care to much to follow up (and catering never called me back.) My old friends in the office delivered my (vugler) words to them though. Beautiful room we had, I still wouldn't reccomend it to others based on the idiots in catering.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 18, 2012 10:38 AM (SYrwI)

456 D'oh! I should have said whirled peas...

I am but a lowly ground squirrel.

BTW good morning everybody

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 18, 2012 10:38 AM (pVvkk)

457 i hope these posts don't count in the weekly wgo posted the most round-up!
not fair!

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:38 AM (TomZ9)

458 I am gobsmacked that someone else beat me to that. Sometimes it's like a hive mind in here.


Your own sick-fuckery will be incorporated into ours. Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated.

Posted by: blue ass baBorg at April 18, 2012 10:39 AM (z9HTb)

459 be nice guys it wasn't anything but a small piece of austrian shepherd

Posted by: willow at April 18, 2012 10:40 AM (TomZ9)

460 Catering was the bulk of our cost at about 5600 IIRC.

Yep. We made our own food. Except for the bread- which we bought for something like 75 cents a loaf from Johnny Carino's.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:42 AM (8y9MW)

461 Why does Barry say Pokestahn, but doesn't say Österreich?

Posted by: a million monkeys at April 18, 2012 10:42 AM (evdj2)

462 454 Imagine whirled peas.
Posted by: Jimbo at April 18, 2012 10:38 AM (O3R/2)



Excellent with English Spaniel.

Posted by: Obama's Personal Chef at April 18, 2012 10:42 AM (DrWcr)

463 I can't show any of my work from college because the dog ate it... then I ate the dog.

Posted by: Baracka Obama at April 18, 2012 10:42 AM (aVL9y)

464 Thread needs a pinch more rancor.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (Ba6aP)
Eat me.


Posted by: Fido at April 18, 2012 10:42 AM (6LvlL)

465 Roof of the car isn't a stable place for a dog kennel?
And now youze morons are claiming to be a bunch of wiseguy engineers? You allSounds to me like a bunch of stinking liberals, opinions out your asses! Was thef**king dog puking turkey? YES! (Would Ann lie? No, and anybody who says Yes can KMA) Did the damn dog crate fall off the car? NO! So just STFU already about the dog crate on the car roof!

Posted by: Bulldog in Kansas at April 18, 2012 10:43 AM (z1C58)

466 Chihuahuas are tiny dogs that are hardly a threat to anyone.

Posted by: Barry the Magnificent, trying to figure out a bottle of BBQ sauce at April 18, 2012 10:44 AM (6LvlL)

467 Stolen from Twitter: "Why are there no blue dog Democrats left? Obama ate them."

Posted by: Retread at April 18, 2012 10:44 AM (joSBv)

468 Why does Barry say Pokestahn, but doesn't say Österreich?


Posted by: a million monkeys at April 18, 2012 10:42 AM (evdj2)



Because he doesn't speak Austrian

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 18, 2012 10:48 AM (1Jaio)

469 Did the damn dog crate fall off the car?

And I'm certain the vast majority of dogs transported in the beds of pickup trucks w/o any restraints make it just fine. Which doesn't help the ones that get thrown from the truck and are maimed or killed because of it.

Stop trying to defend the indefensible. It was poor judgement, nothing worse than that. As has been pointed out, it's no where near the poor judgement necessary to increase the debt by more than all the previous Presidents combined in less than 4 years.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 18, 2012 10:48 AM (8y9MW)

470 Thread needs a pinch more rancor.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 18, 2012 10:28 AM (Ba6aP)


Fuck that shit

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 18, 2012 10:48 AM (4atNB)

471
Michelle Obama On Trayvon Shooting: 'There Isn't A One-Shot Solution To This'...
-----

Trevon would beg to differ.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 10:50 AM (UpwlP)

472
4 down, and a cop to boot:
Scotland Yard moves to charge 4 journalists, cop in phone-hacking scandal...

Posted by: Jimmah at April 18, 2012 10:54 AM (UpwlP)

473 Morning, all!

I just wanted to ask: am I the only one who thinks the hooplah around Ted Nugent's comments is completely overblown? "(If Obama's re-elected) I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year." Why is that inflammatory? Nowhere does he say, "I wanna kill the President," which I would find completely inexcusable. Yet the progs and media (BIRM) are treating it like he just bought property on the grassy knoll in Dallas!

Who among us HASN'T thought about what's going to happen to us if Obama is re-elected? We joke about being carted off to secret prisons and summary executions because of our rightwing views, ne? Ted Nugent is outspoken and high profile;why shouldn't he expect to be persecuted if the SCOAMT wins in November? There's a reason we call him a "stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable tyrant," after all.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 18, 2012 11:03 AM (4df7R)

474 "In aNew York magazine
piece titled ‘When Nepotism Goes Wrong’, Joe Coscarelli said: ‘The
network wants access to Clinton's eventual tell-all about the Monica
Lewinsky years, and the sympathetic character she could become if or
when she chooses to open up.
‘But
hiring her as a long-term celebrity investment under the thin pretense
of broadcast journalism - knowing full well she's not particularly
charismatic - and then sniping publicly about the results in the
meantime just seems like bad form'"http://tinyurl.com/7agya59

Posted by: dally, who does not enjoy paying so much tax at April 18, 2012 11:04 AM (oZfic)

475 What is this crap with "poor judgement?" I refuse to accept that line of thinking, and furthermore, if you promote it it gives Obama an excuse.

Once again: Mitt had a special crate made for the dog with a wind screen, which ATTACHED to the roof of the car. The dog LIKED it. The dog got diarrhea from eating something, not out of fear.

The dog was as safe on top of the car as IN the car, unless you think dogs should wear seat belts.

Honest to God, do people want to beat Obama or do they want to prove how they are superior in character and will only play by Marquis of Queensberry rules?

I want Obama out. If I can disgust some of his supporters with the "He ate a damn dog" meme then by God I am going to use it. The man is a danger to my grandchildren's future.


Posted by: Miss Marple at April 18, 2012 11:05 AM (GoIUi)

476 Nowhere does he say, "I wanna kill the President," which I would
find completely inexcusable. Yet the progs and media (BIRM) are
treating it like he just bought property on the grassy knoll in Dallas!


*****

He said more than that:

"It's good people who bent over and let the enemy in. If the coyote's in
your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault.
It's your fault for not shooting him."


Yes, we know he didn't mean it literally, but he did say it.


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at April 18, 2012 11:15 AM (piMMO)

477 @160 phoenixgirl....

That's great! Makes this ol' ball coach smile

My son was a catcher (me, too). He decided not to play this year (he's a sophomore in high school, now) and it's killing me a little bit, but he hates the head coach and has decided to devote himself to training for football, so my baseball days, like his, are over. I do, however, still have a softball player.

Enjoy your youngster while he'll still let you, and take lots and lots of pictures/video. These days, they go by too fast...

Posted by: Miller at April 18, 2012 01:36 PM (S4iiU)

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