Obama: I Ate Dog Meat

The left continues to push the story of the Romneys traveling on vacation with the dog in a crate on the roof of their car for fundraising. They made a special screen for it.

I don't know why this is horrifying. Ever drive with a dog in the car? What is the first thing he does, and in fact the only thing he wants to do?

Stick his head out the window and feel the air rushing by.

This is well-nigh universal. Dogs dig this.

Anyway, if that's a story, why isn't young Barry Sotero's enjoyment of Dog, the Other Other White Meat?

With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy).

How could you, Mr. President?

How could you?


Dogs Are For Petting

Not for appetizers.

Posted by: Ace at 07:48 PM



Comments

1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 07:49 PM (7W3wI)

2 And just when I thought I couldn't hate him more.....

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 07:50 PM (7W3wI)

3 Dig deep, the puppies are on the bottom.

Posted by: huerfano at April 17, 2012 07:50 PM (bAGA/)

4 But that is a *cultural* thing. Nothing to see here.

Posted by: moral relativist at April 17, 2012 07:51 PM (1jtwO)

5
With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy).



No pork, I see. Hmmmm.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 17, 2012 07:51 PM (yEQr9)

6 It's what attracted him later in life to Moochelle!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 17, 2012 07:52 PM (UTq/I)

7 Ever watch the Charlton Heston/Brian Keith movie Mountain Men? There is a
scene where skinned dogs are seen hanging from an overhead beam in
camp.



Totally gross.

Posted by: Vic at April 17, 2012 07:52 PM (YdQQY)

8 Cats are delicious, but they must be brazed.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 17, 2012 07:53 PM (KNvk+)

9
I really never heard of Sand Cats until I saw the link on Reddit:

http://tinyurl.com/buaspvj

Evidently, they are endangered.

So cute, it's hard to imagine they are wild.

Posted by: balance at April 17, 2012 07:53 PM (HOOye)

10 Dogs Are For Petting

Not for appetizers.

ahahahahahaaha

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 17, 2012 07:53 PM (DGIjM)

11 One thing about the dog story...


Killer Instinct...Romney has it!


(wait, what?)

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2012 07:53 PM (r2PLg)

12 I was introduced to dog meat (tough)

Your cook obviously didn't tenderize it enough. I've got some helpful hints for him if you've got his phone number handy.

Posted by: Clark Griswold at April 17, 2012 07:53 PM (0d0K7)

13 The only reason he named his dog Bo was so he wouldn't be tempted to eat him.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 07:54 PM (UOM48)

14
Big dog lover here.

When's the last time you met a dog you didn't like? Usually decades earlier.

When's the last time you met aperson you didn't like? You probably just looked at your watch.

Q.E.D.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 17, 2012 07:54 PM (yEQr9)

15 Snake meat, tougher than dog meat? This guy wouldn't know the truth if it bit him in the dick.

Posted by: Shirley at April 17, 2012 07:55 PM (U/xhy)

16 Black dogs taste best.

Posted by: Kim Jung-loon at April 17, 2012 07:55 PM (NVu2l)

17 What the fuck?

Posted by: Bo at April 17, 2012 07:55 PM (KNvk+)

18 Ever watch the Charlton Heston/Brian Keith movie Mountain Men? There is a
scene where skinned dogs are seen hanging from an overhead beam in
camp.

*****

Sounds like my security camera in The Ozarks.

Posted by: Bill Clinton! at April 17, 2012 07:55 PM (r2PLg)

19 Obama: I Ate Dog Meat

It's called "foreplay."

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 07:55 PM (niZvt)

20 Our son is a huge animal lover. Was fed a dog meat sandwich by some S. Korean Marines he was training with. Ugh.

And he was fed a mystery meat sandwich he later learned was horse meat.

Swears he'll starve to death before he'll eat a cat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 07:56 PM (UOM48)

21 Watch yourself, Bo!

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 17, 2012 07:56 PM (yEQr9)

22 I've got no problem with this. When in Indonesia, do as the Indonesians do.

However, there are many people who love dogs almost as much as people. This will turn them off, and that's also fine with me. Break up the SCOAMT's coalition.

Posted by: Palandine at April 17, 2012 07:56 PM (g7D8V)

23 Come on guys, Barry was justshowcasing how open his liberal mind isCould you see an icky conservative putting aside their own preconceived notions and opening their minds enough to try something as disgusting as dog?

Seriously though, this is a much bigger story than the Romney's putting their dog in a special crate on top of a moving car. Want to really get people to start disliking Obama personally? Publicize this story and watchwomen, and soft independents, abandon him in droves.

Posted by: Colonel Pooteh at April 17, 2012 07:56 PM (YhZFe)

24 Who the hell is Lolo?

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2012 07:57 PM (r2PLg)

25 13 The only reason he named his dog Bo was so he wouldn't be tempted to eat him.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 07:54 PM (UOM4

yeah but he does stare at him, for hours on end.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 07:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

26 Okay, it was roast peasant, but we all pretended it was dog.

Posted by: Kim Jung-loon at April 17, 2012 07:57 PM (NVu2l)

27 24 His slut mothers Inonesian husband.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 07:58 PM (7W3wI)

28 Do you suppose he deliberately picked a dog that was black and white?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 07:58 PM (Z9EHQ)

29 Who the hell is Lolo?

His step-dad in Indonesia.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 17, 2012 07:58 PM (bjRNS)

30 24
Who the hell is Lolo?

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2012 07:57 PM (r2PLg



Good question....was that his step-commie-dad or his trannie nanny?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 07:58 PM (UOM48)

31 "Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of
Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and
Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he
ate
... so I grew up to be a dog. Call me BO." -- Barky The Tardy From Jakarty

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (X3lox)

32 Slow cooked monkey is pretty good. Rather eat that than dog.

Posted by: Cheney's old heart at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (NVu2l)

33 I wish that fucker stayed in Indonesia.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (7W3wI)

34 Palandine speaks my language.

Posted by: moral relativist at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (1jtwO)

35 A whole new subdivision of the class warfare thing.
He must be polling poorly among stray and undocumented cats.

Posted by: ontherocks at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (aZ6ew)

36 Let me take this moment to describe the LIBERAL MINDSET to you:

PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE:
Partial Birth Abortion - the act by which a full term baby is birthed completely except the head. While the head is still in the mother, an incision is made at the base of the baby's skull and it's brains are scrambled thus killing a healthy, viable baby.

HORRIBLE ATROCITY:
Dog On Roof - Despite the fact that the dog seemed to love being on the roof (which is perfectly understandable), the Left considers this a cruel and inhuman act.

My friends, Liberals are insane.

Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (hlUJY)

37 So he ate dog, he kisses michelle.

If I had to choose I would kiss michelle but only because I love dogs so much.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

38 Good question....was that his step-commie-dad or his trannie nanny?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 07:58 PM (UOM4

**************

I can't figure it out..shit.


Hell Lolo could be his dog?

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (r2PLg)

39 18 Ever watch the Charlton Heston/Brian Keith movie Mountain Men? There is a
scene where skinned dogs are seen hanging from an overhead beam



I figured those were midget Mountain Ho's.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (niZvt)

40 Glad Mooch is there to guard Bo.

Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (CMM9V)

41 If he was a Rethugliban, we'd be VEWIE VEWIE angwy right now...

Posted by: PETA at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (v1uZf)

42 If dogs could talk, the one thing Bo would be afraid to say?

Eat me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (xKC/c)

43 We can pretty much be assured he's never eaten any pussy IYKWIMAITYD.

Michelle *cough* beard *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (UOM48)

44 How are zeros numbers with white hispanics ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

45 Frankly, I don't see anything morally wrong with eating dog meat. Other cultures don't view dogs the way Americans do.

Having said that, yeah, use it against him. Whatever.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (bHslY)

46 Speaking in Barry's defense, he only ate my dick.

Posted by: Marmaduke at April 17, 2012 08:01 PM (QKKT0)

47 Many native American tribes ate dog.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:01 PM (7W3wI)

48 Breaking news from the MFM: Trying exotic dishes is in.

Posted by: Dave C at April 17, 2012 08:01 PM (vZZ41)

49 Meh, eating a dog doesn't bother me any, aside from how lousy the meat probably is. Ive read snake is pretty good, actually. Probably depends on how you prepare it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 17, 2012 08:01 PM (r4wIV)

50 So much for the Romney dog/roof scandal. It was all they had.


Out of touch? How many of you have eaten dog, grasshopper or snake?

Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:01 PM (CMM9V)

51 37 So he ate dog, he kisses michelle.

If I had to choose I would kiss michelle but only because I love dogs so much.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (Z9EHQ)


False distinction. See my comment, # 19.

NOW do you get it?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:01 PM (niZvt)

52 My wife's 3 Pomeranian's hit trained themselves to hit the button and roll down the window so they can jump up and stick their heads out of the car and enjoy the wind rushing by their heads. Not so much with the buttons on the stove...

Posted by: jrg at April 17, 2012 08:01 PM (aQ3++)

53 Don't. Even. Ask.

Posted by: The Chicken at April 17, 2012 08:01 PM (QKKT0)

54 ewwwwwwww

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2012 08:01 PM (Ho2rs)

55 Wow. An Indonesian dog, who subsists on garbage, dead animals, all manner of feces and his own puke, doesn't cook up so tender you could eat it with a fork?

Who'da thought?

Posted by: NO_LIMIT_NINJA at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (hwJ7Z)

56 Dogs and horses shouldn't be eaten except in desperation.They are useful friends of man.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (7W3wI)

57 he ate a dog......yuck

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (Ho2rs)

58 29 Who the hell is Lolo?

His step-dad in Indonesia.
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 17, 2012 07:58 PM

*************

Thanks.

Posted by: tasker at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (r2PLg)

59 My husband cooked rattlesnake meat for a campout. Said it tasted like....snake. And no, it's not tough, Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (UOM48)

60
But did they cut up a giant black person cake? (See what I did there?, referential humor!)
Seriously though, Dog isn't something I'd want to try (I'd imagine it'd taste like crap) but Id on't hold this against him. What I hold against him is the abject hypocracy of mocking Romney for something that is ostensibly ok (dunno if it is, and don't care.) Heck yesterday I was a drug store and a lady wanted an eye dropper to drug her cat so she could move it to her new house. With animals you do what you gotta do.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (SYrwI)

61 How are zeros numbers with white hispanics ?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

70+ %.

All they give a shit about is amnesty.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (NVu2l)

62 Dogs and horses shouldn't be eaten except in desperation.They are useful friends of man.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (7W3wI)


And they aren't kosher, anyway.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (X3lox)

63 >>>>>Obama: I Ate Dog Meat


Slow news day, eh?

Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 08:03 PM (N/1Dm)

64 i've had rattle snake.....it's great....just like calamari

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2012 08:03 PM (Ho2rs)

65 The only reason he named his dog Bo was so he wouldn't be tempted to eat him.

Turn off the rest of the comments! We have a winner.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 17, 2012 08:03 PM (5TPEp)

66 Meh, eating a dog doesn't bother me any, aside from how lousy the meat probably is.

It's really not that bad, as long as you don't know what you're eating.

Posted by: Slublog at April 17, 2012 08:03 PM (SjVZP)

67 Filthy animals. Ya know, they eat their own feces.

Posted by: Jules Winfield at April 17, 2012 08:04 PM (v1uZf)

68 Barry wants to be seen as all multicultural and shit.

Because that's about all he's got.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:04 PM (UOM48)

69 66 Meh, eating a dog doesn't bother me any, aside from how lousy the meat probably is.

It's really not that bad, as long as you don't know what you're eating.
Posted by: Slublog at April 17, 2012 08:03 PM (SjVZP)

kinda like obamacare - not so bad if you are unaware of what you are voting on.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

70 62 Dogs and horses shouldn't be eaten except in desperation.They are useful friends of man.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (7W3wI)


And they aren't kosher, anyway.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (X3lox)


Neither are pig dicks, but you eat hotdogs, right?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:04 PM (niZvt)

71 I could never get enough of that sweet, tough, snake meat. The darker the better.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 17, 2012 08:04 PM (6hAEO)

72
. Ive read snake is pretty good, actually.



No wonder Rahm Emanuel split.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 17, 2012 08:04 PM (yEQr9)

73 I bet it tasted like the Constitution.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 17, 2012 08:05 PM (Gk3SS)

74 Levon Helm is passing away .. he was great.

Posted by: Oscar at April 17, 2012 08:05 PM (4WR9g)

75 Reggie Love : The Other Dark Meat

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2012 08:05 PM (6hAEO)

76 Every time Romney is asked a question about putting his dog on top of his car, his answer should be "at least I didn't turn him into stew."

Posted by: mama winger at April 17, 2012 08:05 PM (P6QsQ)

77 cool

what does a pig dick have to do with a hot dog.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2012 08:05 PM (Ho2rs)

78 Got some steamed buns filled with dog curry on a ferry from Bali to Jakarta circa 1993. When we realized it was dog we were no longer hungry.

Soon after, the speakers overhead started blaring the sweetest sound SCOAMT has ever heard. We rammed those buns into the speakers for a little relief.

Good thing it was night and we didn't get caught.

Posted by: Justamom at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (Sptt8)

79 obama ate dog?? Where is the liberal media. Where is geraldo.

Posted by: James at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (IoTd/)

80 Anyone who has hunted birds knows the dog will go anywhere you put it. On top of the car, in back of the truck, anywhere. Go pheasant hunting in Neb. or N.D. or S.D. and you will see guys pulling trailers that are nothing but a box with an air hole with three or four dogs in it. They are fine. My dog I had as a kid used to climb right over me when we were in thetruck and stick half his damn body out the window, it was all I could do to keep the futten truck on the road.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (R/8dI)

81 Neither are pig dicks, but you eat hotdogs, right?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:04 PM (niZvt)


I eat beef hot dogs, genrally. I do eat bacon, though. And feel very kinda guilty.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (X3lox)

82 Obamacare: Soon you will be eating your own shit.


Posted by: Jimbo at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (O3R/2)

83 Litten up moron hoard he was talking about Hot Dogs not real dogs, Barrack the magnificient loves dogs he has one he flies with him alone on his jet!
With a pork er chicken chop tied around his pencil neck.

Posted by: The Presstitutes! at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (nonzP)

84 28 Do you suppose he deliberately picked a dog that was black and white?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 07:58 PM (Z9EHQ)
------------

You mean White Black.

And, why didn't he spell it BHO?

Or, to be more honest, BS?

Or, to be super honest, SCofMF? I guess it wouldn't be "fair" to the doggie.

Posted by: balance at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (HOOye)

85 woof

Posted by: Barbara Rose at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (8g9qq)

86 The donk fuckheads continuing to bang the dog-on-top-of-the-car bullshit and attacking Ann Romney means their internal polling numbers are completely in the toilet. When Axelturd was on FNS Sunday he had the skeered look in his beady eyes that was impossible to hide.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (4atNB)

87 the tranny nanny fed him dog........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (Ho2rs)

88 We can pretty much be assured he's never eaten any pussy IYKWIMAITYD.

Michelle *cough* beard *cough*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (UOM4


Were talking about a tarantula in her case.

Posted by: Preznit Scoamf at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (eXigD)

89 Garrett has the thread winner

Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (CMM9V)

90 Out of touch? How many of you have eaten dog, grasshopper or snake?
Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:01 PM (CMM9V)

I've only eaten rattlesnake. Wasn't bad, but I didn't try anything but deep frying it.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (NVu2l)

91 Taco Bell meat used to be ground bull penises.

Just a reminder.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (N/1Dm)

92 My friends, Liberals are insane.


Posted by: Bill Mitchell at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM


Bat. Shit. Undeniably.

Posted by: huerfano at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (bAGA/)

93 Has anyone confirmed the location and authenticity of Bo the dog? How do we know that Barry hasn't been eating "Bo" on a regular basis?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (KCvsd)

94 33 I wish that fucker stayed in Indonesia.
Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (7W3wI)
-----------------

standing on the Ring of Fire in the last few days, too

Posted by: balance at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (HOOye)

95
I bet it tasted like the Constitution.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 17, 2012 08:05 PM (Gk3SS)


Priceless.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (X3lox)

96 67 Filthy animals. Ya know, they eat their own feces.
Posted by: Jules Winfield at April 17, 2012 08:04 PM (v1uZf)


I thought they shut down the San Fran bathhouses?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (niZvt)

97 What is cracking me up .. there are a bunch of articles about the dog on the car roof and liberals.. they are so outraged!!!11!!!

How could you vote for a man who put a dog on a car!!11!!



Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 17, 2012 08:08 PM (DGIjM)

98 86 The donk fuckheads continuing to bang the dog-on-top-of-the-car bullshit and attacking Ann Romney means their internal polling numbers are completely in the toilet. When Axelturd was on FNS Sunday he had the skeered look in his beady eyes that was impossible to hide.
Posted by: Captain Hate at April 17, 2012 08:06 PM (4atNB)


well yeah, axelrod has seen the "bat" scene in the untouchables. he knows how things work in chicago.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

99 Taco Bell meat used to be ground bull penises.

Chalupa make strong like bull!

Posted by: Zorba the Greek at April 17, 2012 08:08 PM (QKKT0)

100 I call bullshit. Dog meat is haram (forbidden) I doubt our favoritemuzzie was ever allowed to eat it.


Also, tough? Is he saying Indonesians are too stupid to know how to cook meat for tenderness?


He was trying to be exotic. But really he just acting like the white-SCOAMF he is.

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 17, 2012 08:08 PM (Vg4Vv)

101 This is the same prissy poof who talked about the price of arugula on the campaign trail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:09 PM (UOM48)

102 Islam : We beat our Women, Eat our Dogs and Fuck our Goats.
Check us out!

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2012 08:09 PM (6hAEO)

103
Kinda gives a whole new dimension to "wagyu," doesn't it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 17, 2012 08:09 PM (yEQr9)

104 91 Taco Bell meat used to be ground bull penises.

Just a reminder.
Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (N/1Dm)


Gorditas are really just dried cow vaginas.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:10 PM (niZvt)

105 Obama is destroying America, there's high unemployment, gas prices are killing regular folks....


But, but, Mitt Romney put a dog on the roof of his car! Oh the humanity!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 17, 2012 08:10 PM (bHslY)

106 someone draw a picture of barak on an island looking at bo drooling with the bubble above his head of a cooked turkey.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 17, 2012 08:10 PM (Ho2rs)

107 Theological question:

At the great banquet of the Lord, after the Resurrection, is there not going to be any bacon for my burger?

If there is, would Jews be permitted to enjoy it too?

Posted by: Jimbo at April 17, 2012 08:10 PM (O3R/2)

108 How many of you have eaten dog, grasshopper or snake?

Two out of the three, here. Would eat snake again, but grasshopper is nothing exciting.

Not touching dog, though. I've got a rule against eating anything smarter than me.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at April 17, 2012 08:10 PM (bjRNS)

109 35 A whole new subdivision of the class warfare thing.
He must be polling poorly among stray and undocumented cats.
Posted by: ontherocks at April 17, 2012 07:59 PM (aZ6ew)

----

hehe

Posted by: balance at April 17, 2012 08:10 PM (HOOye)

110 103

Kinda gives a whole new dimension to "wagyu," doesn't it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 17, 2012 08:09 PM (yEQr9



*golf clap*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:10 PM (UOM48)

111 100 I call bullshit. Dog meat is haram (forbidden) I doubt our favoritemuzzie was ever allowed to eat it.


Also, tough? Is he saying Indonesians are too stupid to know how to cook meat for tenderness?


He was trying to be exotic. But really he just acting like the white-SCOAMF he is.

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 17, 2012 08:08 PM (Vg4Vv)

so there you go, par for the course. so there mr president did you indeed eat it or did you lie? no good answer there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:10 PM (Z9EHQ)

112 I actually have eaten dog in China it was served on a spit, upright on a rotissiere, placed in the center of the table. It was considered a delicassy in that part of the country and an insult to refuse. I will not say what size it was in deference to the Mornonettes.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:11 PM (R/8dI)

113 Dog meat is haram (forbidden) I doubt our favoritemuzzie was ever allowed to eat it.

It all depends on how you kill the Pig.

Posted by: Ladyu on the Plane at April 17, 2012 08:11 PM (6hAEO)

114 Someone please tell me the difference between a dog in the back of a pickup truck and a dog on the roof in a carrier.

Eating dog is sick (strokes the head of my black lab). Fuck the donkeys.

Posted by: Hedgehog at April 17, 2012 08:11 PM (36rR6)

115 Dig deep, the puppies are on the bottom.

Thread winner at #3.

Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2012 08:11 PM (3SvjA)

116 So he's not a Muslim. He's a KOREAN!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2012 08:11 PM (Agn5J)

117 Thank you for this!

This is Grade AAA choice ammo in the war for the hearts of dog owners.

Romney loves his family pet and takes it for vacations. Obama chows down on dogs in foreign lands.

Posted by: OxyCon at April 17, 2012 08:11 PM (ur8o6)

118 93 Has anyone confirmed the location and authenticity of Bo the dog? How do we know that Barry hasn't been eating "Bo" on a regular basis?
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (KCvsd)


Just what kind of porn have you been watching?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:11 PM (niZvt)

119
105 Obama is destroying America, there's high unemployment, gas prices are killing regular folks.... But, but, Mitt Romney put a dog on the roof of his car! Oh the humanity!
Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 17, 2012 08:10 PM (bHslY)


Just wait! Tomorrow we're going to do a story about how Romney put his dog on the roof of his car before putting it on his car elevator in his garage!

Posted by: MFM at April 17, 2012 08:11 PM (GULKT)

120 "Man bites dog" indeed.

Posted by: Hal at April 17, 2012 08:12 PM (o6IXR)

121 My thought is that the next dog who sees him should bite hell out of him. Turnabout is fair play.

Posted by: tcn at April 17, 2012 08:12 PM (WhSRj)

122 We had friends on a cultural tour of China years ago. They were playing with a white, fluffy little kitten in their hosts' home, when the interpreter whispered, "That's not a pet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:12 PM (UOM48)

123 I had beaver teriyaki once.

Delectable. And tender.

Again Lolo is Muslim. Dog meat is not allowed to be eaten by Muslims. Yet lil' JEF ate dog meat with Lolo?

What a fucking liar.

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 17, 2012 08:12 PM (Vg4Vv)

124 What chapter of Hope and Change is this from?

Posted by: ontherocks at April 17, 2012 08:13 PM (aZ6ew)

125 Just a reminder.
Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 08:07 PM (N/1Dm)

Oh, sure. Everyone now hates pink slime, but why don't they creep out over McNuggets being chicken slime? Why?

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:14 PM (NVu2l)

126 "Honey, I Think I Ate the Dog!"

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:14 PM (niZvt)

127 #118, ? Um....what?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 17, 2012 08:14 PM (KCvsd)

128 124
What chapter of Hope and Change is this from?


Posted by: ontherocks at April 17, 2012 08:13 PM (aZ6ew



The tranny nanny chapter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:14 PM (UOM48)

129
56 Dogs and horses shouldn't be eaten except in desperation.They are useful friends of man.
Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (7W3wI)
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nor cats, see, they make handy alarm clocks

http://tinyurl.com/c88kjsr

Posted by: balance at April 17, 2012 08:14 PM (HOOye)

130

How could you, Mr. President?

How could you?



dogs are for petting


Not for appetizer
omg, you are so funny. how could he eat scooby doo indeed!

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:14 PM (TomZ9)

131 I actually have eaten dog in China it was served on a spit, upright on a rotissiere, placed in the center of the table. It was considered a delicassy in that part of the country and an insult to refuse. I will not say what size it was in deference to the Mornonettes.
Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:11 PM (R/8dI)

really? is there any point I get to tell some effin primitive that what they are doing is offensive? Am I expected to agree to every stupid backwards and vile thing every primitive wants to engage in because it is special and important in their culture? At some point you need to draw a line and explain to them they are primitive and backwards.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

132 Was this in the book written by Ayers?Ayers probably ate dog.He should eat shit and die.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (7W3wI)

133 Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 17, 2012 08:08 PM (Vg4Vv)Dog meat was "tough" compared to the Fillet Mignon he's used to having (paid for by someone else of course).

Posted by: tsrblke at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (SYrwI)

134 srsly should post a pick of the cutest little dog ever.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (TomZ9)

135 @123 exactly the little white puppies and chicks and kittens they sell in the markets aren't for companionship they're whats for dinner.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (R/8dI)

136 Lot of comments for a man bites dog story.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (xKC/c)

137 Did Obama eat the dog on top of the car roof?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (niZvt)

138
Meanwhile the entire country eat a shit sandwich.

Posted by: Preznit Scoamf at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (eXigD)

139 Big deal, I've seen a guy riding a motorcycle with his little dog in a crate on the back. Not to mention the numerous times I've seen dogs in the back of pickups.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (E1JyF)

140 Dogs are for petting.
Assholes are exit only.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:16 PM (7W3wI)

141 and he ate jiminy cricket!?

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:16 PM (TomZ9)

142 Also, tough? Is he saying Indonesians are too stupid to know how to cook meat for tenderness?
He was trying to be exotic. But really he just acting like the white-SCOAMF he is.

Posted by: Nutmeg Moron at April 17, 2012 08:08 PM (Vg4Vv)

This. Obama lies in the same way most people fart. It just comes naturally.

Posted by: ErikW at April 17, 2012 08:16 PM (Qwhze)

143 Snake is tough, although not bad.

Squirrel is tasty. So much so that I wish I were a better shot.

Posted by: Palandine at April 17, 2012 08:16 PM (g7D8V)

144 What makes you think good Muslim Indonesians don't sample the occasional dog? Just because it's haram, doesn't make it uncommon.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 17, 2012 08:17 PM (O3R/2)

145 61 How are zeros numbers with white hispanics ?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

70+ %.

All they give a shit about is amnesty.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (NVu2l)
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We'll see about that!

Posted by: Ed Gillepsie at April 17, 2012 08:18 PM (HOOye)

146 127 #118, ? Um....what?
Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 17, 2012 08:14 PM (KCvsd)


I thought you were implying that by "ate a dog," Obama meant he earned his keep in Indonesia blowing dogs for nickles.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:18 PM (niZvt)

147 I hope Obama doesn't look at the dog Bo as dinner in a few months.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:19 PM (TomZ9)

148 All they give a shit about is amnesty.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (NVu2l)
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Oh, and btw, me too.

Posted by: Ed Gillepsie at April 17, 2012 08:19 PM (HOOye)

149 did they salt fido first?

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:19 PM (TomZ9)

150 they are primitive and backwards.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

Amen. We used to be proud enough to say, "Hey, you barbarian dbag, do it my way, orcontinue being a two legged animal. What do you choose?"While hiding the pistol held in reserve for bad wog decision makers. Darwin would approve, dammit.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:19 PM (NVu2l)

151 13
The only reason he named his dog Bo was so he wouldn't be tempted to eat him.

****************

Millions of Chinese name their dogs Turd, for the same reason.

Posted by: Dung Shar-Pei at April 17, 2012 08:20 PM (SV4OI)

152
yankeefifth.....Sure, but probably not when you are somewhere on business and working for a company that spent a shit load of money to send you there. They kind of expect you will get some results and, you know, preform and bring more business in. Sorry if you're offended, its just meat after all.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:20 PM (R/8dI)

153 Hey, if you don't want to eat dog, don't go to China.

Posted by: Jimbo at April 17, 2012 08:20 PM (O3R/2)

154 Interesting that republican states have the highest wage gap between men and women. Utah and WestVirginia at the top of the list!

Posted by: Chris at April 17, 2012 08:21 PM (1gZhP)

155 Where will Bo the dog end up after the Obama's leave the white house? You know for damn sure that the dog isn't staying with them.

Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2012 08:21 PM (GULKT)

156 I'd like to believe that this deft pivot was made shortly after Axe advised him that he's polling like a future Dog Catcher.

Posted by: ontherocks at April 17, 2012 08:21 PM (aZ6ew)

157 Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at April 17, 2012 08:15 PM (E1JyF)


There a local old hippie lady that rides a bike with a pet travel cage with a duck and a bunny in it. They seem to like the ride.

Posted by: Preznit Scoamf at April 17, 2012 08:21 PM (eXigD)

158 The tranny nanny story was one of the funniest reads ever.

Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:21 PM (CMM9V)

159 Skinny efer must of got worms! Good!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 17, 2012 08:22 PM (nonzP)

160 61 How are zeros numbers with white hispanics ?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

70+ %.

All they give a shit about is amnesty.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:02 PM (NVu2l)
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We'll see about that!
Posted by: Ed Gillepsie at April 17, 2012 08:18 PM (HOOye)

I was inclined to think as much but I am not sure how well things will go once the black panthers get off the reservation and start mixing things up .

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

161 151 13
The only reason he named his dog Bo was so he wouldn't be tempted to eat him.

***************

Millions of Chinese name their dogs Turd, for the same reason.
Posted by: Dung Shar-Pei at April 17, 2012 08:20 PM (SV4OI)


Actually... They call them that about 12 hours after dinner, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:22 PM (niZvt)

162 Washington DC and NY have the most wage equality between men and women.

Posted by: Chris at April 17, 2012 08:22 PM (1gZhP)

163 #146, What?! That's really Indonesian slang?

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 17, 2012 08:23 PM (KCvsd)

164

Well, whatever Lolo wants, Lolo gets. But "the remnants of more ancient animist
and Hindu faiths"? Oh, yeah, sure the One wrote it.

Posted by: NCC at April 17, 2012 08:23 PM (lDsmT)

165 154
Interesting that republican states have the highest wage gap between men
and women. Utah and WestVirginia at the top of the list!

Posted by: Chris at April 17, 2012 08:21 PM (1gZhP)

More women staying home to raise there kids there probably. That's a good thing, you weasel.

Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:23 PM (CMM9V)

166 kehoe, well hope you don't get sent to Brazil and get offered empanadas by a stranger : P

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:23 PM (TomZ9)

167 I once had a cat that hated being in the car, it would literally stand on my lap and try to put it front paws on my hands or the steering wheel while I was driving. And it would meow none stop. That was different.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 17, 2012 08:24 PM (GZitp)

168 100 I was kinda thinking the same thing - Daddy Soetoro wouldn't have eaten goggie, and I'm sure he wouldn't have let Lil' Barry eat it, either.
Just another layer of bullshit.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 17, 2012 08:24 PM (j/nZn)

169 Plenty of dog meat available in Viet Nam.

The meat is generally cut into rough cubes, marinated and then cooked by grilling over a small, slightly smokey fire.

Dog meat is seen as "good for man", ie. a virility enhancer. Most Viet women wont touch the stuff except at VERY special occasions. Many Viet men have objections to it as well.

To that end, the clever Viets invented "mock dog", which is pork, heavily marinated until it is a dark colour like dog meat, and then cooked and served in much the same way. You get to notice the difference in smell and texture pretty quickly, but you have to be careful at a full-on party, especially after the third or fourth round of almost-raw-alcohol toasts, as some of the locals do have a wicked sense of humour.

Posted by: Bruce at April 17, 2012 08:24 PM (+SQ6Q)

170 I'm not doing pet segments anymore.

Stop bothering me about this.

Posted by: Diane Sawyer at April 17, 2012 08:24 PM (UF4HH)

171 You think a campaign consultant advised Obama that "We Can't Wait!" wasn't working, so he should go with "I Ate Dog!," instead?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:24 PM (niZvt)

172 If you eat fast food you shouldn't get too snooty about eating dog.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 08:24 PM (N/1Dm)

173 You know what is actually good host manners? not offering food that might be offensive to another.
at least that is how i was taught. maybe it's a western thing.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:24 PM (TomZ9)

174 162 Because the taxes are so sky high that women have to put their children in institutional day care just to make ends meet. You also don't know who actually lives in DC. Most of that population has ONLY women working.

Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:25 PM (CMM9V)

175 165 Not to the left.Makes the kids harder to indoctrinate.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:25 PM (7W3wI)

176 bring more business in. Sorry if you're offended, its just meat after all.
Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:20 PM (R/8dI)

Bullsit. That logic leads to Peasant meat is just meat, after all.?" You are into the absurd region.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:25 PM (NVu2l)

177 They eat lotsa dog in SE Asia.
Rarely saw a cat with a tail, but lots floating in soup.
There are lotsa feral, wierd looking vicious dogs, but not for eating by a civilized Westerner. Definately the tranny nanny deal.

Once I paid for what I thought was chicken on a stick and the guy handed me a fricking pressed rat on a tail.

Lost weight that summer.

Posted by: Justamom at April 17, 2012 08:26 PM (Sptt8)

178 Interesting that republican states have the highest wage gap between men and women. Utah and WestVirginia at the top of the list!

If you don't know that West Virginia is a Democrat state, you should probably troll elsewhere.

Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2012 08:27 PM (3SvjA)

179 152
yankeefifth.....Sure, but probably not when you are somewhere on business and working for a company that spent a shit load of money to send you there. They kind of expect you will get some results and, you know, preform and bring more business in. Sorry if you're offended, its just meat after all.
Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:20 PM (R/8dI)

well the dog thing may not be the hill to fight over, and I appreciate the problems with doing business in a far away place and having foreign clients here.

There are instances where drawing the line is necessary. Cruelty, which is very prevalent in societies, to animals and people is one area. In Korea, Japan, and china there is far too much cruelty and enjoyment of cruelty. I have no regard for the historical significance you should not engage in or condone cruelty.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:27 PM (Z9EHQ)

180 Isn't there a show on cable where they go to other countries food markets and sample all the delicacies?

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:27 PM (TomZ9)

181 Wonder if different breeds taste differently. For example, would Lassie taste different than "ol yeller? Let's ask Barry.


Oh, and how does the Mooch come down on dog meat in school lunches?

Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:28 PM (CMM9V)

182 Where will Bo the dog end up after the Obama's leave the white house? You know for damn sure that the dog isn't staying with them.

Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2012 08:21 PM (GULKT)

If it were a mutt, in the dumpster behind the local PETA shelter but since it has pedigree I'm sure some Hollywood libtard will adopt it.

I hope ithas wormsand drags its ass all over their carpet.

Posted by: ErikW at April 17, 2012 08:28 PM (Qwhze)

183 Apples and oranges.

Unlike Michelle Obama, I don't tell people what to eat. So to me, the Obama ate dog as a kid growing up in Indonesia story has no traction. I am like Anthony Zimmern -- I will try almost anything once and I celebrate the incredibly diverse ways humans have fed themselves over the years (excluding cannibalism).

I think transporting an ~80 lb dog the way you would transport luggage is a patently dumb idea. And justifying it by saying the dog liked it is terrible. Disqualifying for the presidency? Of course not. Mr Y-not outlined how Mitt Romney should address it -- basically calling it a mistake he learned from and using it to segue into talking about the choices young families make when they are struggling. It sounded good when he said it -- vastly preferable to the apologists arguments I've seen, including Ann Romney's comments.

Just let it drop. It is not going to gain traction outside the sphere of people who already hate the GOP and Romney... unless it's given legs by bringing up other dog stories.

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2012 08:28 PM (5H6zj)

184 Young Barry can't be blamed. His father told him they were eating unicorn.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 17, 2012 08:28 PM (jFcHE)

185 Oh yeah, cruelty, in whatever form it is accepted by society is a primitive thing and people that engage in cruelty are primitives.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

186 Human flesh is just meat after all.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (7W3wI)

187 I was inclined to think as much but I am not sure how well things will go once the black panthers get off the reservation and start mixing things up .
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

I married a latina, so the local latins consider me an honorary latino. They plan to kill them all if they misbehave in our neighborhood. I offered to help as much as needed. I am now golden.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (NVu2l)

188 yankee in fairness India might not enjoy how we treat cattle.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (TomZ9)

189 "I just ate Steve and Marcy's dog!"

Posted by: Al Bundy at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (gA69l)

190 If it were a mutt, in the dumpster behind the local PETA shelter but since it has pedigree I'm sure some Hollywood libtard will adopt it.

I hope ithas wormsand drags its ass all over their carpet.
Posted by: ErikW at April 17, 2012 08:28 PM (Qwhze)

he is no dog lover. he will have it euthanized, stuffed, and put in his library next to his book.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (Z9EHQ)

191 186 Human flesh is just meat after all.
-----
From someone with a soul.

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (5H6zj)

192 "Stick his head out the window and feel the air rushing by."

You know, you have to admit, that is fun.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (eHIJJ)

193 155 Where will Bo the dog end up after the Obama's leave the white house? You know for damn sure that the dog isn't staying with them.
---------------------------------

If they have the money (Barry had a rough year last year), they'll just hire the taxpayer-paid handler who Bo now calls "Master".

Posted by: Killjoy at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (UF4HH)

194 Actually, fluffy, WV went McCain but has two lib senators. One won because he shot the cap n trade bill with a shot gun.

Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:30 PM (CMM9V)

195
willow.....yeah...well don't misunderstand it wasn't on the street it was in what they thought was a nice restaraunt. Long time ago. I hear its different now this was in the early 90's. Look, I was just trying to show how ridiculous this whole nonsense is. They took their dog on futten vacay and strapped his cage to the roof, big deal. Just trying to put it in context. I didn't ask to be sent to China, I went because it was my job. I didn't realize my stupid anecdote would make people assume I was defending Obama. I guess I have learned something. Justifies why I lurk and don't comment.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:30 PM (R/8dI)

196 They eat me like a dog.

Posted by: Barky From Jakarty at April 17, 2012 08:30 PM (X3lox)

197
186 Human flesh is just meat after all.
Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (7W3wI)


Who wants some long pig!

Posted by: buzzion at April 17, 2012 08:30 PM (GULKT)

198 Bo? chow chow.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:30 PM (TomZ9)

199 188 yankee in fairness India might not enjoy how we treat cattle.
Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (TomZ9)

there is nothing inherently wrong with eating animals. you should be as humane as possible when killing the animal. you do not cook and or eat things when they are alive. you do not beat them to death. swift and humane.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

200 191 I was answering an absurd argument by someone.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:31 PM (7W3wI)

201 The Clinton's left Socks the cat with his secretary, and allowed their dog to run into traffic in Chappaqua and get hit by a car and killed.

Responsibility. How does it work?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:31 PM (UOM48)

202 From someone with a soul.

Gingers have no souls.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2012 08:32 PM (6hAEO)

203 yankee in fairness India might not enjoy how we treat cattle.


Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:29 PM (TomZ9)


But, they're nuts.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 17, 2012 08:32 PM (X3lox)

204 kehoe, yeah i get that, but of course my immediate reaction really is yikes yuck and a little dismay as a dog and cat person.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:32 PM (TomZ9)

205 still this is Obama, and lolo as likely did not feed dog to him. but shrug, who knows!

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:33 PM (TomZ9)

206 Got it, steevy.


Gingers don't let you eat them, garrett. They eat YOU! IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2012 08:33 PM (5H6zj)

207 I guess I have learned something. Justifies why I lurk and don't comment.
Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:30 PM (R/8dI)

oh come on now, I am not picking on you I am picking on china. I have lots of experience with asian cultures and they have a cruel streak a mile wide. I have seen a whole lot of things that are unnecessarily cruel.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:33 PM (Z9EHQ)

208 Actually, fluffy, WV went McCain but has two lib senators. One won because he shot the cap n trade bill with a shot gun.

A dog!!!!

Posted by: zombie Robert Byrd (D)-WV at April 17, 2012 08:33 PM (3SvjA)

209 People make it sound like the dog was strapped to the roof like a gutted deer.
Or they think the dog was in one of those all wire dog carriers. Was it enclosed? I read that Mitt made a wind screen for the dog.

I'm reminded of that old saying, "Unless you've rode a mile in a fiberglass enclosed dog carrier with a windscreen, shut the f*ck up."

Posted by: Hepcat at April 17, 2012 08:33 PM (jFcHE)

210 BRB: Running away from my record.

Posted by: Barry "Beagle Buffet" Soetero at April 17, 2012 08:33 PM (UF4HH)

211 ThePrimordialOrderedPair. well yes, who could pass on a good steak!

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:34 PM (TomZ9)

212 still this is Obama, and lolo as likely did not feed dog to him. but shrug, who knows!


Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:33 PM (TomZ9)


I don't know. I'm sure little Barky pissed Lolo off quite often.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 17, 2012 08:34 PM (X3lox)

213 I could give a rat's ass about how he transported his dog. I'm sure it was just fine. I also don't care what the little creep ate when his filthy mother served it to him. However, the breast beating and garment tearing over the roof-dog is now over that Barry chowed down on the same animal.

Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:34 PM (CMM9V)

214 PPP has all republicans ahead in Wisconsin recall election.

hehe

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 17, 2012 08:34 PM (DGIjM)

215 It's been a long time since we got outthe paper plates and vienna sausagesto welcome the lurkers.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2012 08:34 PM (6hAEO)

216 Forget eating dog, WTF kind of name is "Lolo?"

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2012 08:35 PM (gA69l)

217 Here's a review of Obama's new favorite restaurant:

"How much is that Doggie in the Wine Sauce?"

http://tinyurl.com/yflgcct





Yeah....it's old.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 17, 2012 08:35 PM (I49Jm)

218 207 Indeed.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:35 PM (7W3wI)

219 Soylent Green is dog!!!

Posted by: Charleton Heston at April 17, 2012 08:35 PM (gA69l)

220 William Jefferson Clinton denies ever having sexual relations with a dog. And you can take that to the bank.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 17, 2012 08:35 PM (jFcHE)

221 kehoe, heck don't be insulted, we are ok once you get used to our ebil ways.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:35 PM (TomZ9)

222 This calls for a new twist on a classic AoSHQ meme



Sorry Mr. Doggy....

for what is about to happen in MY mouth.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 17, 2012 08:36 PM (w2aGf)

223 Woof.

Posted by: Michelle's chicken nuggets at April 17, 2012 08:36 PM (vbh31)

224
How are zeros numbers with white hispanics ?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

70+ %.

All they give a shit about is amnesty.

They ought to be running their arses back to Mayheeko or wherever else they hailed from. When Da Axe was on FOX News Sunday, he painted Paul Ryan's budget as leading to Social Darwinism, or, survival of the fittest. Projection much? This is straight from the Hitler playbook. Wipe out inferior races. The New Black Pampers better look behind themselves too.

On the plus side, once news of Bam's planned eugenics, death camps and death panels gets translated into messican, the Hispanic vote should be much decreased. Aye Carumba!

Posted by: RushBabe, Pink Person at April 17, 2012 08:36 PM (tQHzJ)

225 People make it sound like the dog was strapped to the roof like a gutted deer.

They Krazy glued his paws to the roof. But the nailpolish remover in the cosmetics bag next to the glued pooch spilled after hitting a pothole that wasn't fixed by a federal stimulus plan and the dog's paws became unglued and off he went ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 17, 2012 08:36 PM (X3lox)

226 #207

Yankee, are you being mean to people again

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 17, 2012 08:36 PM (R5yLq)

227 Wyatt don't know , but ddid here the land of Kenya home of Odingo (obamas cousin) got a billion or so in 'aid'

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:36 PM (TomZ9)

228 216 Lolo was the husband who was insufficiently anti American for Stanley Ann,so she sent little Barry back to his grandparents.

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:37 PM (7W3wI)

229 227
Wyatt don't know , but ddid here the land of Kenya home of Odingo (obamas cousin) got a billion or so in 'aid'



Yeah, like Live Aid didn't give them enough. (I denounce myself.)

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2012 08:37 PM (gA69l)

230 Pic of Mooch and Bo on Drudge. She's rocking the color-blocking thing this spring, along with the perpetual frown.

Drudge also has a link to the WA Examiner, with Mooch explaining how Baraka understands healthcare needs more because her late dad had MS....apparently forgetting that Ann Romney suffers from MS.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:37 PM (UOM48)

231 Could this mother fucker be any more tone deaf? His reveals this in an election year?

Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2012 08:38 PM (3SvjA)

232 did hear* for crying out lous.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:38 PM (TomZ9)

233 Lolo is the town up the road.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2012 08:38 PM (6hAEO)

234 O/T, but I found this mildly heart warming.

Today was the Great Shake Out in Utah. We were all supposed to practice being prepared if there's a big earth quake and the National Guard is doing all sorts of exercises etc.

Anyway, a couple of my friends from my old ward were posting about it today:

Friend 1: "How'd that mock earthquake go for you? We hid all of the food & water we have been hording in our walk-in safe so our starving neighbors couldn't get to it. (Our guns and amo are in there too.)..."

Friend 2: "I've been out front with my AK-47 just waiting for looters and such..."

Me: "Note to self: Don't try to loot from FRIEND 1 or FRIEND 2."

Fortunately, Friend 2 said she won't shoot me (and will share her food) if I come waving a white flag.

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2012 08:38 PM (5H6zj)

235 Gingers have no souls.

Posted by: garrett at April 17, 2012 08:32 PM (6hAEO)


We make up for that by pillaging. It fills our emptiness.

But only temporarily. Then we have to go pillaging all over again.

Posted by: ErikW at April 17, 2012 08:38 PM (Qwhze)

236 Wyatt i've read Odinga from a few years ago was quite nasty to the political opponents.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:39 PM (TomZ9)

237 Barack Obama is a stuttering clustf*ck of a miserable chow hound.

Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2012 08:39 PM (3SvjA)

238 162 Washington DC and NY have the most wage equality between men and women.
Posted by: Chris at April 17, 2012 08:22 PM (1gZhP)
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In direct proportion to the high rate of STD's.

Posted by: Ed Gillepsie at April 17, 2012 08:39 PM (HOOye)

239
.>>>>>> I have seen a whole lot of things that are unnecessarily cruel.


Agree all the way, the total lack of any kind of human rights is ridiculous. I just wanted to put my two cents in on how I thought this wouldn't go anywhere, people that have been to Asia won't be impressed, and my earlier comment about how hunting dogs are hauled around won't convince any Mid-westerner Romney is a bad guy for this.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:39 PM (R/8dI)

240
"I was introduced to dog meat (tough)"

Damn, that's ruff.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at April 17, 2012 08:39 PM (FsqHK)

241 His reveals this in an election year?

It's from one of his many exciting memoirs of being Barack.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 17, 2012 08:40 PM (z1Z1/)

242 #235

Oh! Good, I was afraid I had missed Ginger pillage night

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 17, 2012 08:40 PM (R5yLq)

243 Rut Roh

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:40 PM (TomZ9)

244 Actually, dog eating may actually come in handy in building a rapport with North Korean negotiators. The world's future may depend on it.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (jFcHE)

245 Finally!!!! We are punching back! Seamus liked to ride in the wind, at least he wasn't eaten like Obama's dog, LOL!!!!

Posted by: Marie at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (P9OJs)

246
People make it sound like the dog was strapped to the roof like a gutted deer.
Personally I treat my gutted deer better than that. They go in the bed of the truck. (Well if I'm hunting with my cousin, I can't afford a truck, so failing that I don't have a plan.)

Posted by: tsrblke at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (SYrwI)

247 OT: But my neighbor is the fire captain whose station lost two firefighters in the line of duty last week.

He received this pic honoring the station by the Flyers' PR guy.

http://tinyurl.com/bu929ja

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (gA69l)

248 I ate out dog on my wedding night. IYKWIM

Posted by: Barak Obama at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (niZvt)

249 "Lolo" is pidgin slang for "Stupid or Crazy Guy." But it's common greeting or title like "Dude," Man," "Bro." So unless his friend's actual name is "stupid" then Barry is using it wrong. He should say, "With this lolo guy."

Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (N/1Dm)

250 We may be barking up the wrong tree here.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (z1Z1/)

251 I guess I have learned something. Justifies why I lurk and don't comment.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:30 PM (R/8dI)


Oh, come on now, you were doing fine. Stand your ground!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (SsG4J)

252 Agree all the way, the total lack of any kind of human rights is ridiculous. I just wanted to put my two cents in on how I thought this wouldn't go anywhere, people that have been to Asia won't be impressed, and my earlier comment about how hunting dogs are hauled around won't convince any Mid-westerner Romney is a bad guy for this.
Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:39 PM (R/8dI)

Fair enough. My intention was not to draw blue. I hope you stick around and do not re-lurk.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

253 my earlier comment about how hunting dogs are hauled around won't convince any Mid-westerner Romney is a bad guy for this.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:39 PM




Exactly. This whole "dog on the car in a carrier" outrage thing has me baffled. Have these people never been hunting?

Posted by: mama winger at April 17, 2012 08:42 PM (P6QsQ)

254 in the land of ace , the gingers are looking for souls, they hunt quietly while they measure your text for the bags they put em in.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:42 PM (TomZ9)

255 And when we had no crawdads we ate sand

Posted by: Bill Parker ....not that mother scratcher at April 17, 2012 08:42 PM (paGVZ)

256 209 People make it sound like the dog was strapped to the roof like a gutted deer.
Or they think the dog was in one of those all wire dog carriers. Was it enclosed? I read that Mitt made a wind screen for the dog.
-----
My concern has nothing to do with the wind. It has to do with the risk involved of strapping a carrier large enough to hold an Irish Setter onto the roof of the car. I've seen enough things fall off of cars over the years to never ever risk a living thing that way. He should have strapped the luggage to the roof and put the dog in the car.

Second, the dog was not "fine." It had severe diarrhea en route. At that point, I'd be finding a veterinarian for my dog, not hosing it off and shoving it back onto the roof.

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2012 08:42 PM (5H6zj)

257 I ate dog once at a Christening in the PI.
This was back in the early 50's. My Dad lowered his eyebrows at me and said: Comes a revolution, you will eat it and like it. I ate some and we didn't lose face.

Posted by: Pecos, at April 17, 2012 08:43 PM (2Gb0y)

258 #251

You tell him Tammy! Oh, and it's Ginger pillage night tonight!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 17, 2012 08:43 PM (R5yLq)

259 244 Actually, dog eating may actually come in handy in building a rapport with North Korean negotiators. The world's future may depend on it.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (jFcHE)


Gives "hot dog" a whole new meaning.

Posted by: Barak Obama at April 17, 2012 08:43 PM (niZvt)

260 I've seen scooby do ride the Ferris wheel , top of car skiing no problem.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:43 PM (TomZ9)

261 Barry could have a "puppy summit" with Kim Jung Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:44 PM (UOM48)

262 244 Actually, dog eating may actually come in handy in building a rapport with North Korean negotiators. The world's future may depend on it.
Posted by: Hepcat at April 17, 2012 08:41 PM (jFcHE)


Maybe we should send Pyong Yang a Chihuahua gift basket?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:46 PM (niZvt)

263 Actually, fluffy, WV went McCain but has two lib senators. One won because he shot the cap n trade bill with a shot gun.


Posted by: dagny at April 17, 2012 08:30 PM (CMM9V)


yes, and the other WV Senator ( Rocky-feller ) finances the state with his trust fund ( not kidding ). Jay-boy went there as a Vista Volunteer and decided it was a nice place to buy

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( Cognitive Elite member ) at April 17, 2012 08:46 PM (Dll6b)

264 @183 Totally disagree. This is a brilliant counter-punch to the dog on the car-top meme. It's just too amusing not to have a bit of fun with it.

Remember, Barry and crew are mostly rabid pro-aborts(late-term, partial birth, after-birth). Yet we're supposed to get all upset by a dog riding in a carrier on a car?! At least the doggy survived.


Posted by: Lizabth at April 17, 2012 08:46 PM (JZBti)

265 We make up for that by pillaging. It fills our emptiness.



But only temporarily. Then we have to go pillaging all over again.

Posted by: ErikW at April 17, 2012 08:38 PM (Qwhze)

Thor has discovered that fresh salmon cooked on those cedar planks fills my emptiness. I cannot get enough of this stuff. We have had it 4 nights in a row now and I had some for my breakfast this morning.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2012 08:46 PM (SsG4J)

266
I missed this up thread:
Bullsit. That logic leads to Peasant meat is just meat, after all.?" You are into the absurd region.
I cry bullshit on that one. You can make a perfectly acceptable argument to that from a speciesist standpoint. The idea that humans are special by their own right, and that's what seperates them from animals. Beyond that, animals are animals. Admittedly that's a gross over generalization of speciesism, but it's close enough to make a point.
Failing speciesism, you'd might be right, but the only people I've truely met who are non-speciesist (and don't just pretend to be) are crazy utilitarians a-la Peter Singer and PETA people.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 17, 2012 08:46 PM (SYrwI)

267 Maybe it doesn't offend me so much because I can see my father doing the same thing sort of thing. With some added duct-tape, ha.

Posted by: Lizabth at April 17, 2012 08:47 PM (JZBti)

268 idiots, it's called michellingus (apple oggies if anyone already said this.)

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2012 08:48 PM (bJm7W)

269 What Obama's not telling us is that the snake he ate?...it was trouser snake.

Posted by: LGoPs at April 17, 2012 08:48 PM (lHn6+)

270 I once saw Obama eat a Yorkie...raw and squealing. I still have nightmares.

Posted by: Kim Jung-loon at April 17, 2012 08:48 PM (NVu2l)

271 230

Jane,

Now Mooch brings up her father's MS because its politically expedient. Never said a word about him for 3 years. Fuck her.

Posted by: mpfs at April 17, 2012 08:48 PM (TlwCF)

272 Unitarians? Utilitarians? Unification Church?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan ( Cognitive Elite member ) at April 17, 2012 08:48 PM (Dll6b)

273 The dog was lil' sissy Maya homework.

Posted by: Deli LLama at April 17, 2012 08:49 PM (uv9eO)

274 Lolo Soetoro, also known as Lolo Soetoro Mangunharjo[1][2] or Mangundikardjo,[3] (EYD: Lolo Sutoro) (pronounced [?l?l? su??t?r??]; January 2, 1935[4]? March 2, 1987) was the Indonesian stepfather of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America.[5]

Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:49 PM (7W3wI)

275 Its ironic that the left is attacking Romney for being out of touch and at the same time attacking him for once going on a family road trip to vacation with the station wagon packed so full the dog's crate ended up on the roof. You can bet Barry has never done the family car vacation in his life.

Posted by: Palerider, only read the first few dozen comments at April 17, 2012 08:50 PM (dkExz)

276 The one time I ate snake was one day when I came home from work, 4 months pregnant and about to pass out from hunger. My husband's crazy friend was in my kitchen deep frying a rattlesnake.

I didn't kill my husband, and the snake was pretty tasty.

Posted by: stace at April 17, 2012 08:50 PM (lYlx9)

277 Remember, Barry and crew are mostly rabid pro-aborts(late-term, partial
birth, after-birth). Yet we're supposed to get all upset by a dog riding
in a carrier on a car?!



I have a friend who all but came unhinged when she found out about how ol' evil Palin personally shot wolves from helicopters.....even pregnant ones! And I thought, you are so rabidly pro-abortion, yet are so spazzed out wolf fetuses???

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2012 08:50 PM (SsG4J)

278 Lolo Soetoro, also known as Lolo Soetoro Mangunharjo[1][2] or Mangundikardjo,[3] (EYD: Lolo Sutoro) (pronounced [?l?l? su??t?r??]; January 2, 1935[4]? March 2, 1987) was the Indonesian stepfather of Barack Obama, the 44th President of the United States of America.[5]
Posted by: steevy at April 17, 2012 08:49 PM (7W3wI)

food was not the only thing he fed zero.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

279 268 idiots, it's called michellingus (apple oggies if anyone already said this.)
Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2012 08:48 PM (bJm7W)


that's a dog of a different color...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:50 PM (niZvt)

280 oh come on now, I am not picking on you I am picking on china. I have lots of experience with asian cultures and they have a cruel streak a mile wide. I have seen a whole lot of things that are unnecessarily cruel.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:33 PM (Z9EHQ)
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The worst for me, in China, was the men incensantly spitting anywhere, any time in public.
And, urinating wherever they stood. Not kidding. This was pre-Olympics, whereby they tried to clean things up a bit.

Posted by: Ed Gillepsie at April 17, 2012 08:51 PM (HOOye)

281 Barack!! I told you to stop playing with your food!!!

Posted by: Not Your Momma! at April 17, 2012 08:51 PM (r2PLg)

282 "hey dad, after reading this mind if I ask you a question? what are your intentions towards me, I mean really, what are they, no kiddin"

Posted by: bo, the official presidential dog at April 17, 2012 08:51 PM (oZfic)

283 271
230



Jane,



Now Mooch brings up her father's MS because its politically expedient. Never said a word about him for 3 years. Fuck her.

Posted by: mpfs at April 17, 2012 08:48 PM (TlwCF



Word. She and Ann in a debate for FLOTUS would be epic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 08:51 PM (UOM48)

284 who are non-speciesist (and don't just pretend to be) are crazy utilitarians a-la Peter Singer and PETA people.
Posted by: tsrblke at April 17, 2012 08:46 PM (SYrwI)

God hates canibals. Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease, baby. Mad Cow for humans. You can run, but you cannot hide.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:52 PM (NVu2l)

285 276 The one time I ate snake was one day when I came home from work, 4 months pregnant and about to pass out from hunger. My husband's crazy friend was in my kitchen deep frying a rattlesnake.

I didn't kill my husband, and the snake was pretty tasty.
Posted by: stace at April 17, 2012 08:50 PM (lYlx9)

I a sureit was fine, everything is good deep fried, even obamacare. I am sure your friend had the decency to kill the snake before preparing it. I am sure the snake was not skinned alive and tossed in the fryer alive.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

286 That reminds me, I forgot to ask the Australian Shepherd breeder I spoke with today what goes best with Aussie.

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2012 08:54 PM (5H6zj)

287 Plague of locusts observed...Obama: "soup's on!"





stolen from someone's twitter feed

Posted by: mama winger at April 17, 2012 08:54 PM (P6QsQ)

288 Michelle back in her Hospital days would have turned out an MS patient to another facilty if they didn;t have enough insurance or dough.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:54 PM (TomZ9)

289 I assume Fosters.

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2012 08:54 PM (5H6zj)

290 Now, now, we should treat Michelle with respect as long as she's FLATUS. She's changed the whole atmosphere of the White House.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:54 PM (niZvt)

291 236 Wyatt i've read Odinga from a few years ago was quite nasty to the political opponents.
Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:39 PM (TomZ9)
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"nasty" is an understatement

and obama campaigned for him

Posted by: Ed Gillepsie at April 17, 2012 08:55 PM (HOOye)

292 Clean animals entered the ark seven by seven. Unclean animals two by two. Noe was not a Jew.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 17, 2012 08:55 PM (KUgK1)

293 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2012 08:46 PM (SsG4J)

Nice! Chop up some of the salmon andwhip it with cream cheese and heavy cream to fluff it up.

Goes great on a rye cracker!

Posted by: ErikW at April 17, 2012 08:55 PM (Qwhze)

294 Ed Gillespie i know. Nice Family he seems to have .

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 08:55 PM (TomZ9)

295 285, a snake an hour or more dead and skinned will thrash around in the skillet. Turns most people off, me included.

Posted by: Pecos, at April 17, 2012 08:55 PM (2Gb0y)

296 Word. She and Ann in a debate for FLOTUS would be epic.

Watching Ann Romneywearing a country club smile whileWorf was losing her shit would be priceless.

Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2012 08:56 PM (3SvjA)

297 295 285, a snake an hour or more dead and skinned will thrash around in the skillet. Turns most people off, me included.
Posted by: Pecos, at April 17, 2012 08:55 PM (2Gb0y)

even a thirty foot long anaconda?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

298 a snake an hour or more dead and skinned will thrash around in the skillet. Turns most people off, me included.
Posted by: Pecos, at April 17, 2012 08:55 PM (2Gb0y)

eeeewwww. Thank God I am a vegetarian.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 17, 2012 08:57 PM (DGIjM)

299 Dog-eating Muslim. Right.

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 17, 2012 08:58 PM (KUgK1)

300 I wonder how little CheChe feels about Pixy stealing the whitespace in our comments.

Posted by: fluffy at April 17, 2012 08:58 PM (3SvjA)

301 Look I'm cool with it.... just wanted to set the record strait on what I was trying to say.... I've read this blog for a while first week I washereAce ripped the shit out of C. Buckley for the Obama sotu speech and have enjoyed it ever since. I have hunted, trapped and fished since I was a kid and I guess I just look at it differently. Animals are animals and people are different.....pro abortion, euthanasia party bitching and whining about a futten dog? Bitch please.As far as has been said the dog lived didn't it? The hell we talking about.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:58 PM (R/8dI)

302 man am I in a pissy mood today.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

303 even a thirty foot long anaconda?
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

Not once you cut it into six inch strips. I've never seen a snake bbq'd like a steer.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 09:00 PM (NVu2l)

304 My husband's guys killed a six-foot rattler. One guy kept the skin and the other guys cut up the meat.

Rattlesnake meat goes for $30+/lb., by the way.

I refused to allow the snake to be cooked in my kitchen in my good pans. So husband took it camping and they fried it in a bit of olive oil and he said it was delicious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 09:00 PM (UOM48)

305 New Documents Reveal U.S. And British Officials Were Worried About Obama’s “Anti-American” And “Anti-White” Father…




story at weasel zippers

Posted by: mama winger at April 17, 2012 09:00 PM (P6QsQ)

306 yankee, pretend there are boobies floating around your head.

Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 09:00 PM (TomZ9)

307 262
Maybe we should send Pyong Yang a Chihuahua gift basket? Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 08:46 PM (niZvt)

Something hairless would be nice.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 17, 2012 09:00 PM (jFcHE)

308 Since we are talking about animals, how come we aren't hearing outrage from PETA about the farmers who were forced to kill their female piglets. Saw the headline earlier on drudge, couldn't click and now can't find it. But what up with that?

Posted by: bo, the official presidential dog at April 17, 2012 09:01 PM (oZfic)

309 Remember the grandpa in Little Miss Sunshine?

Just throwin' that out there for no reason before I crawl in bed with a pain killer.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 17, 2012 09:02 PM (UOM48)

310 >>Animals are animals and people are different.....

Yes, and luggage is luggage.

People > dogs > luggage

Posted by: Y-not at April 17, 2012 09:02 PM (5H6zj)

311 The hell we talking about.
Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 08:58 PM (R/8dI)

hey, I half apologized upthread. I thought we were good?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 09:03 PM (Z9EHQ)

312 I wonder if granny died while on vacation if Romney would tie her corpse to the roof like in Vacation with Chevy Chase.

Posted by: Dogs are Us at April 17, 2012 09:00 PM (xWkom)


Barky would leave her at roadside ... as he pretty much did when the typical, racist, white granny that raised him bit it. He made the trip to Hawaii, spent an hour with granny and the rest of the time making sure his birth certificate was sealed from the prying public.

Posted by: King Barry at April 17, 2012 09:03 PM (X3lox)

313 288

Willow,

You bet she would have dumped an MS patient from her hospital if they didn't have insurance. The drugs alone are around 3k a month. I completely, without question, hate, loathe and despise this woman with every fiber of my being. Hateful, spiteful, greedy bitch.

Sorry, the MS pandering by her has gotten under my skin.

Posted by: mpfs at April 17, 2012 09:03 PM (TlwCF)

314 Retard sock ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 17, 2012 09:03 PM (X3lox)

315 308 yankee, pretend there are boobies floating around your head.
Posted by: willow at April 17, 2012 09:00 PM (TomZ9)

aw with the way things are going they would be the blue footed variety.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 09:04 PM (Z9EHQ)

316
Plague of locusts observed...Obama: "soup's on!"


Better not let him anywhere near the dog racing tracks.

Posted by: Retread at April 17, 2012 09:05 PM (joSBv)

317 My standard answer to anyone, with regard to the "Romney dog on roof" now dead issue is this: ever see an unhappy dog in the back of a pick-up truck with the wind in his fur? Or hanging his head out the window sniffing the rushing air? That usually ends the conversation pretty quickly.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky ABO 2012 at April 17, 2012 09:05 PM (baL2B)

318 I did read or hear that romney's dog did relieve himself in every way possible all over the roof of the car.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 09:05 PM (Z9EHQ)

319 Y-not, drive down hwy-2 to N.D. for pheasant season. You will see small trailers with nothing but vents being pulled hundreds of miles. The dogs are fine when the get there, warm in their little boxes. Think a trailer ever comes unhitched from its vehicle? Bad shit happens doesn't mean your'e cruel.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 09:06 PM (R/8dI)

320 277
I have a friend who all but
came unhinged when she found out about how ol' evil Palin personally
shot wolves from helicopters.....even pregnant ones!


Never happened. She never shot one from a helicopter. Palin was for legislation allowing the practice to protect other species. Libs made up the rest.

Posted by: Hepcat at April 17, 2012 09:07 PM (jFcHE)

321
For the last minute filers that owe. I don't suggest viewing the GSA commisar in his Vegas hot tub as you are writing the check.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 17, 2012 09:08 PM (UpwlP)

322 Y-not, drive down hwy-2 to N.D. for pheasant season. You will see small trailers with nothing but vents being pulled hundreds of miles. The dogs are fine when the get there, warm in their little boxes. Think a trailer ever comes unhitched from its vehicle? Bad shit happens doesn't mean your'e cruel.
Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 09:06 PM (R/8dI)

see now if you had mentioned you also hunt pheasants in the dakotas things would have been fine.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 09:08 PM (Z9EHQ)

323 yankeefifth....yeah we are good, I can't read/write as fast as you guys....

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 09:08 PM (R/8dI)

324 Sublog just tweeted a bumper sticker based off this ...

http://twitpic.com/9b2qlb

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 17, 2012 09:09 PM (DGIjM)

325 Eh Y-Not is free to feel that Romney was bad to haul the dog (in a crate) on the car roof. She is not going to vote for Barry over that.

I never knew MeanChelle had a father. I mean her mom is the live in nanny and maybe was even back in Chicago but I never heard her dad mentioned EVER. When did he die or he still living but its a divorce situation?

Posted by: Palerider at April 17, 2012 09:10 PM (dkExz)

326 get up to new thread

it's pleasant

Posted by: info at April 17, 2012 09:10 PM (HOOye)

327 Y-not, I respectfully disagree. There is an aversion to eating companion animals in our culture. It is repulsive to Europeans and North Americans.

Romney did not put his dog on the car roof out of cruelty. He made a special carrier for it and according to Ann Romney the dog liked it.

However, it was years ago and I imagine he wouldn't do the same thing now, having room in a car since the boys are grown.

I am NOT about to let the left carry on about the dog on the roof when their Messiah bragged about EATING dog. Tit for tat, which is part of politics.

I want to win, and I think we should go for the dog-lovers' votes.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 17, 2012 09:10 PM (GoIUi)

328 let's not forget the fuss about Palin's husband in the winter dog sled racing. Horrors! Pass the beef... no, what's on the plate, not her...

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2012 09:11 PM (bJm7W)

329 man am I in a pissy mood today.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:59 PM (Z9EHQ)
---------------------------------

Ok. Let me help.

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"

The other zebra responds, "Well i don't know. You should pray to god about that and ask Him."

So that night the Zebra did ask God, and God replied, "You are what you are."

The next day the first zebra said to the second zebra, "I still don't understand what i am because God just said, You are what you are."

The second zebra responds, " You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, You is what you is."

Posted by: Killjoy at April 17, 2012 09:11 PM (Vcu9j)

330 Never happened. She never shot one from a
helicopter. Palin was for legislation allowing the practice to protect
other species. Libs made up the rest.


Posted by: Hepcat at April 17, 2012 09:07 PM (jFcHE)

Oh, yes, I know and pointed that out to her.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2012 09:12 PM (SsG4J)

331 You don't hunt pheasants in 'the Dakotas.' You hunt pheasants in South Dakota and if you don't know anyone with access you drive around aimlessly to the public hunting grounds and eventually you might wind up in North Dakota, or maybe Nebraska.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 09:13 PM (N/1Dm)

332 Well, this puts an end to the idea that Lolo was a strict Muslim and brought up Obama as a a Muslim.

Muslims in Indonesia DO NOT EAT DOG MEAT.

Its haram, i.e. not kosher. Sure, there are some muslims knowns as "KTP Mulsim, i.e. "Muslims for IOD Card Purpose Only" but that proves the point.

Posted by: sexypig at April 17, 2012 09:14 PM (CzRfH)

333 All I know is, I have been waiting a long damn time for a wolverine rug; I better not have to wait as long for some nice pheasant tail feathers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2012 09:16 PM (SsG4J)

334 So, a 6 year old got put into cuffs for throwing a fit in school and it makes national news. Back in my day the nun would just beat your ass, and the problem would be permanently solved.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 17, 2012 09:17 PM (UpwlP)

335 #310 Hey, kehoe, do I know you from Free Republic?

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 17, 2012 09:17 PM (GoIUi)

336 331 You don't hunt pheasants in 'the Dakotas.' You hunt pheasants in South Dakota and if you don't know anyone with access you drive around aimlessly to the public hunting grounds and eventually you might wind up in North Dakota, or maybe Nebraska.
Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 09:13 PM (N/1Dm)

If you find yourself needing a place to hunt pheasants in sodak let me know.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 09:18 PM (Z9EHQ)

337 331 You don't hunt pheasants in 'the Dakotas.' You hunt pheasants in South Dakota and if you don't know anyone with access you drive around aimlessly to the public hunting grounds and eventually you might wind up in North Dakota, or maybe Nebraska.
Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 09:13 PM (N/1Dm)

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 09:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

338 Y-not, why are you pushing this? My dad used to pack dogs into a trailer or the back end of a pick-up. My grandpa made a crate for his model-T for his Irish setters. The dogs would hop in because they liked to ride.

This has been explained several times, and the diarrhea was not related to the dog being frightened, but because of something he ate.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 17, 2012 09:20 PM (GoIUi)

339 If you find yourself needing a place to hunt pheasants in sodak let me know.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 09:18 PM (Z9EHQ)


Thanks, but I married into some of the best pheasant grounds in the state. You should hook up one of those poor bastards from Nebraska who drive around their state for hours and hours just to see a bird.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 09:22 PM (N/1Dm)

340
Actually I did have to hunt in N. D. the 1st time we went to S.D. to hunt, you're right we didn't know anyone, had been hunting in Neb and Iowa for about 10 yrs previous. We were told "no way" everywhere we went in S. D. we had hunted without paying in Iowa for so long we didn't get it. Wised up pretty quick. Don't waste time anymore just reserve time now. We still do get quite a few here in Mi. but not anywhere near like there.

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 09:22 PM (R/8dI)

341
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 17, 2012 08:52 PM (NVu2l)

Proof that God is a speciesist. (Further proof is early Genesis whereby domain over all the plants an animals is given to man.)
My point merely was most people are actually speciesist when you press them hard enough, except Peter Singer (who, as I read, really doesn't see a difference and would lower humans.) and PETA (who wants to raise all animals to human level).
My point was you could (in philosophical soundess) argue that "meat is meat" and still not be running to cannibal.

Posted by: tsrblke at April 17, 2012 09:24 PM (SYrwI)

342 @335 Nope....someone there with this name?

Posted by: kehoe at April 17, 2012 09:27 PM (R/8dI)

343 "I was introduced to dog meat"

It's not bad if you hae a big glass of Jack Spaniels to go along with it.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 17, 2012 09:32 PM (KVi4X)

344 Yeah, the locals in SD want you there but they want you to go through the outfitters that many of them have agreements with. Otherwise, it gets irritating to have 'all these yahoos' bugging them all the time.

And when you step into field after field where hundreds of birds get up you get it.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 09:34 PM (N/1Dm)

345 it's pleasant

Now, not so much. TidyCat has slimed in.

Posted by: toby928© Person of Pallor at April 17, 2012 09:37 PM (NG097)

346 All I know is, I have been waiting a long damn time for a wolverine rug; I better not have to wait as long for some nice pheasant tail feathers.
Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2012 09:16 PM (SsG4J)

well it is as I explained before, the wolverine tickling method results in hole-free pelts but takes longer. I assume you want them all humanely dispatched as well an it takes a really long time to diapatch a wolverine with laughter - really long.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 09:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

347 How are zeros numbers with white hispanics ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 17, 2012 08:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

Here? Pretty piss poor.

Posted by: Robert, Resident AOS Hispanic White Metalhead at April 17, 2012 09:42 PM (F79HU)

348 All I know is, I have been waiting a long damn time
for a wolverine rug;


Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at April 17, 2012 09:16 PM (SsG4J)

I'm the best there is at what I do, but what I don't do is lay down fer anyone.

Posted by: The *Snikt*bub at April 17, 2012 09:44 PM (F79HU)

349 I actually do think the dog-on-the-roof story is awful and the part where the Romneys hosed the poor dog off at a gas station adds to the awfulness, but point well-made, Ace, regarding O's eating habits in third-world countries.

You just know thatO will try to use this as some sort of proof that he grew up poor or something -- like having a step-dad who was in the oil biz is poor; or having your own nanny; or going to private schools in Indonesia.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl, daughter of a stay-at-home mom at April 17, 2012 09:44 PM (KL49F)

350 Ever ride in a car with a Bulldog??

You'd put it on the roof too!!

Posted by: sickinmass at April 17, 2012 09:45 PM (bcNec)

351 I'm not reading the whole thread, did anyone make the obvious Finding Nemo connection?

Dogs are friends, not food.

Posted by: Robert at April 17, 2012 09:45 PM (F79HU)

352 prior to running for President the Romneys ...

took their dog on vacations with them ...

drove themselves on vacations ...

and owned a STATION WAGON ...

sounds kind of like the things that middle Americans do ...

Posted by: JeffC at April 17, 2012 09:45 PM (0kgK1)

353 I just watched, in the last minute, this hash tag move up from #5 to #3 trending and then disappear right in front of my eyes- while I was opening 120 new tweets! What's up with that??

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 17, 2012 09:58 PM (1k4dd)

354 Moo Shu Shi Tzu

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 17, 2012 09:59 PM (niZvt)

355 Never mind- now it's up to #2 trending. Ha!

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 17, 2012 10:00 PM (1k4dd)

356 352 prior to running for President the Romneys ...

took their dog on vacations with them ...

drove themselves on vacations ...

and owned a STATION WAGON ...

sounds kind of like the things that middle Americans do ...
Posted by: JeffC at April 17, 2012 09:45 PM (0kgK1)



I can't imagine that sort of unimaginable wealth!

Posted by: Diana Sawyer at April 17, 2012 10:01 PM (niZvt)

357 Don't go! Don't go!

It's a... cookbook!

Posted by: a dog holding a book in his paws called 'how to serve puppies' barking to Bo at April 17, 2012 10:09 PM (HFim5)

358 President Obama, dog meat.

Dog meat, President Obama.

President Obama, dog meat.

Dog meat, President Obama.

Posted by: david letterman at the westminster show at April 17, 2012 10:12 PM (HFim5)

359 Obama's just pandering to the Filipino vote.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 17, 2012 10:14 PM (N/1Dm)

360 I thought Muslims considered dogs to be "unclean" and refused to even allow seeing-eye dogs in their taxicabs. What's up with EATING them?

Posted by: Grandma Mimi at April 17, 2012 10:19 PM (roHFn)

361 Oh shit.

Posted by: Bo: WH Dog at April 17, 2012 10:22 PM (c3mby)

362 Hmmm -- Google "Obama ate dog meat" and a Fox News story pops up in the results: "Obama ate dog meat; Romney breathes a sigh of relief." But when you click on the result link, you get a 404 error.

Posted by: Average Joe at April 17, 2012 10:28 PM (2Y56z)

363 no, no, I get it now and I call BS -- clearly, the Romneys flew first class and the dog had to fly business class. bastards. Obama will get my votes if the psychiatrist ever convinces the judge that I'm normal.

Posted by: mallfly at April 17, 2012 10:29 PM (Df0od)

364
I am so looking forward to the release of the charming children's story, Barry, Fond Gobbler of One-Eyed Snakes. Due out in November and perfect for Christmas giving!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 17, 2012 10:35 PM (lce0m)

365 Those Indonesians really know how to treat Companion Animals:

One of their delicacies is served thus:

* take a table with an 8" hole cut into it

* take a live monkey and secure him under the hole so that his noggin pokes through it

* assemble your arrack-crazed Indonesian friends, one of whom is armed with a hammer, the rest with large spoons

* take hammer, whack the monkey's noggin until you have his brain exposed

* take spoons, eat monkey brains

* bon appetit!

"Tastes a lot like chicken!"
---Barry Soetoro


(google it, if you are a Vile Unbeliever)

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at April 17, 2012 10:48 PM (SV4OI)

366 364

I am so looking forward to the release of the charming children's story, Barry, Fond Gobbler of One-Eyed Snakes. Due out in November and perfect for Christmas giving!

**************

A companion volume, Barry Takes One in His Night Deposit Box, is scheduled for release by Evergreen Press in the summer of 2012.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at April 17, 2012 10:52 PM (SV4OI)

367 This president has brought us out of the chicken and into the dog, out of the Holiday Inn Express and into the El Prono Pronto.

Posted by: Miechell O'Bamma at April 17, 2012 10:54 PM (0It32)

368 Dogs are for loving, but not just that (in the purest, most innocent use of the term by the way, you goddamned pervert) they also broach love, ingratiate themselves into love, and break you heart.

So if you don't believe in God, you ought to believe what dog has done over 245,642 years with mankind (that's when we all became friends) in symbiosis.

Then Ray Nitsche wants to have a word with you.

Posted by: twoslaps at April 17, 2012 11:14 PM (7UAWo)

369 Ace,

For obvious reasons, stop using my name in your domain. Thanks.

Posted by: Cal at April 17, 2012 11:27 PM (wxYHO)

370 Sorry--Domain Name Registration.

Posted by: Cal at April 17, 2012 11:28 PM (wxYHO)

371 I love that Romney's campaign understands that campaigns are knife fights.

My guess is Axelrod will back off on the ridiculous dog carrier story now. Unless he wants Romney to also bring up Husseins' Muslim upbringing where they used to eat dogs.

Posted by: BradleyJ at April 17, 2012 11:42 PM (XDRsa)

372 The trouble with the dog on the roof riding I do not see. Has Obama not seen how we ride the train?

http://www.paklinks.com/gsmedia/files/70620/Train1.jpg

Posted by: Joe Bidens Indian store owner with the slightest accent at April 17, 2012 11:48 PM (u3N3z)

373 I think mitten has fangs too and isn't afraid to sue them in this election. Perhaps he has been undersestimated. This should be fun!

Posted by: thunderb at April 17, 2012 11:55 PM (Dnbau)

374 obama eats puppies? Do the college coeds know this?

Posted by: Buffalobob at April 18, 2012 12:08 AM (qiFDD)

375 Well like I always say it's a SCOAMF-eat-dog world.

Posted by: Gary Rosen at April 18, 2012 01:19 AM (Kz60W)

376
I actually think this is a way to blunt the coming comparison between the relative wealth of Romney and Obama. Whats just now starting to occur to people notpaying close attention is that, as a practical matter, the Obama family has no idea how and average American working class family lives or sometimes struggles.
Obama needs toconvince peoplethat he was once so poor he had to eat dogs, rats and howler monkeys, so he feels your struggle to provide food for your family. Not like that extremely conservative rich guy who tortured his dog and never worked a day in his life.
Also, Allah or someone mentioned that the Obama line of that storyas willful animal abuse amounting to torture for a Romney family laugh drives people insane with anger in focus groups. That is unsurprising.
Coming Soon if it hasnt already: ViciousSNL sketch of Romney laughing while dog suffers.

Posted by: MikeD at April 18, 2012 02:29 AM (p8QOg)

377 Hey all you haters.... just because a bunch of communists and marxists and collectivists etc etc in foreign lands eat dog on a daily basis doesn't mean....... wait...... eh.......ah....... yeah, this totally fits what we know about Obama. I'll just be quite now for a while and reflect for a bit....

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at April 18, 2012 02:38 AM (isTG7)

378 Two words:

Moose limb

Posted by: Blacksmith8✡ at April 18, 2012 06:30 AM (nlRaq)

379
You are what you eat so they say!
The reason for hissibilant"s" is now perfectly clear!

Posted by: alexandra kalapothaki at April 18, 2012 07:24 AM (dTwuS)

380 You guys must have blown up Twitter last night with this, because Morning Joe is talking about it.

Nice work.

FBHO.

Posted by: RarestRX at April 18, 2012 07:27 AM (9ct4e)

381 How a loving dog owner transports his pet:

http://tinyurl.com/84ksny6

Posted by: DrMrBadman at April 18, 2012 08:26 AM (D8pR3)

382 I don't think that many guests will enjoy Barry putting on the dog at the White House.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at April 18, 2012 09:48 AM (e0xKF)

383
dalmations used to ride atop fire engines did they not?

Posted by: kj at April 18, 2012 01:10 PM (zdvxY)

384
you don't really think Bo is going home to Chicago with the Obamas if Barry doesn't get re-elected do you?

Posted by: kj at April 18, 2012 01:14 PM (zdvxY)

385 But, but, but.... Bush did it first!

Posted by: GregInSeattle at April 18, 2012 03:29 PM (B5cM9)

386 ?? Who held the dogs tail up??

Posted by: BDKatt at April 18, 2012 05:24 PM (ECg7o)






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