It's "Game On" At Obama's Chicago Campaign HQ, If the Game You're Playing is "Whites-Only Dungeons & Dragons"


John Derbyshire just had the "Talk" with his kids.
He said they could work for Obama 2012.

Buzzfeed's very comfortable Obama's Campaign HQ.

As well they should be. They look just like Ben Smith's prep school's AV team.

“There is a very, very good feeling here,” David Axelrod, Obama’s senior advisor, told BuzzFeed.

Indeed! That feeling? The ineluctable frisson one gets from knowing that everyone around you watches Downton Abbey, or maybe even appeared as an extra in a fox-hunting scene on Downton Abbey, or actually was born and raised at Downton Abbey.


Top Ten Things Almost As White As Obama's Campaign HQ Staff

10. The Annual Frasier Cosplay Convention

9. People who buy CDs from Starbucks; also, people who buy biscottis from Starbucks; also, Starbucks

8. An National Hockey League line, doing a line dance in honky-tonk in White Line, Michigan, after doing lines of the purest cocaine, and then standing in line for Bocephus tickets

7. An eggwhites-only omelete, covered in mozzarella and white truffles, made by a Racist Short Order Cook named Kyle

6. A Wonder Bread & Mayonnaise sandwich, crust off

5. The officer corps of the Galactic Imperial Fleet

4. A snowman with a black tear tattoo

3. The racist Whitesnake tribute band, Aryan Sex Dragon

2. Beneath the wild thatch of mangy, unkempt hair -- Rosie O'Donnell's egg-shaped frontbutt

...and the number one thing almost as white as Obama's Campaign HQ...

1. The liberal editorial staff at Buzzfeed, who at no point in this process wondered where the black and Hispanic staffers were


Thanks to Phil from TN and the cobloggers for the tip and for inspiration for the list. This is now the fourth one of these top tens I've done. Hard to keep coming up with white things.

Posted by: Ace at 11:41 AM



Comments

1 Is it legal to gather that much toxic stoopid into one room. Does the EPA know about this?

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 11:44 AM (OlN4e)

2 I see one Asian chick in the second photo. You're obviously very racist not to see that, Ace!!!


Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 11:45 AM (GQ8sn)

3 "Beneath the wild thatch of mangy, unkempt hair -- Rosie O'Donnell's egg-shaped frontbutt"

Somehow, someway, I will bleach my mind... BLEACH!!!!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 09, 2012 11:45 AM (0tRzD)

4 Wait a minute, there's an Asian lady down front in the center. How's she get in?

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 09, 2012 11:45 AM (yY+8J)

5 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 11:45 AM (8y9MW)

6 On the stuff white people like blog, Obama was one of the entries.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 09, 2012 11:46 AM (21lBC)

7 To be fair to Buzzfeed, the campaign staff is based out of Chicago, so there aren't many non-white people around to hire....

Posted by: Ben at April 09, 2012 11:46 AM (wuv1c)

8 The asian girl at the front looks kind of sad.

Posted by: Neil at April 09, 2012 11:46 AM (1WKq7)

9 For this post only:

Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable, half-white, racist tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 11:46 AM (8y9MW)

10
on the plus side, the soda machine's supply of grape soda will never need refilling.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 09, 2012 11:46 AM (PoYwH)

11 According to affirmative action laws, asians are more whitethan white people.

Posted by: Truman North at April 09, 2012 11:46 AM (I2LwF)

12 That Asian chick has the same look as a Japanese sex-doll. Creepy.

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 11:46 AM (GQ8sn)

13 There is also one important thing to note in that picture. They are all being paid.

That is a metric ton of money that isn't going into creating ads or other important campaign functions.

His campaign continues to bleed money when he doesn't need it, and it is going to cost him dearly in the final 3 months when he really needs that cash to overcome a massive RNC/Romney ad campaign. Axelrod now admits they expect to be outspent by Romney and SuperPACs.

One thing Romney has proven is he knows how to spend money on advertising.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (9t6jP)

14 My dad had 'the talk' with me, just before I left home. He said:

*The Lord loves a working man
*Don't trust whitey
*See a doctor and get rid of it

Posted by: Navin R Johnson aka Charlie Kelly at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (HpT9p)

15
No one is wearing Khaki's.
Good thing George Will wasn't there or that situation would have gotten ugly fast.

Posted by: Ben at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (wuv1c)

16 Oh yes, Precious One, please allow us to work for thy reelection, that that thou mayest continue they divine work of destroying our future and taxing us into oblivion, for thou art wise and wonderful and perfectly dreamy in thy rolled up sleeves and sing-song oratory skills.....

Posted by: Lily-white Obama staffers at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (gCa4h)

17 Cmon guys, everybody knows the black and hispanic members are cleaning the bathrooms and floors. 3rd shift....helllooooo.

Posted by: Ultra Hipster in the back row at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (FIDMq)

18 Hey! Downton Abbey is a great show. My black brother, sister, and I watch it.

Carry on.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (21lBC)

19 the lone asian is the only person without a stupid grin.


Obama/SWPL 2012

Posted by: Come And Take It at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (8Yc/9)

20 What a jerk

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (pVvkk)

21 I see one or two people in the Far Distant Background who might, conceivably, if you squint and image-enhance enough, under some readings of the one-drop rule, possibly be...nonwhite.

I know, shocking, izznit?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (GBXon)

22 ...whiter than the Norwegian Olympic cross-country skiing team.

...whiter than the King of England's butler's shirt.

...whiter than a platoon of Imperial Stormtroopers who've been convinced to march through a car wash by a Jedi mind trick

Posted by: grassmarket at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (5kkD9)

23 Ugh! Sock off!

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 09, 2012 11:48 AM (HpT9p)

24 Wait a minute, there's an Asian lady down front in the center. How's she get in?
Posted by: OregonMuse at April 09, 2012 11:45 AM (yY+8J)

She is WHITE ASIAN

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 09, 2012 11:48 AM (nTgAI)

25 Wait, a possible second minority spotted. In the upper right-hand quadrant, a female staffer of possible Asian descent.

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 11:48 AM (GQ8sn)

26 Truman North. He's here, then he isn't here. He's banned, but still posting. He keeps saying goodbye, then pops up in comments.....

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 11:48 AM (OlN4e)

27 Lily white crakers, dirty Asians, fat asses, douchbagsand jazz hands.
**
You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 09, 2012 11:49 AM (8ieXv)

28 A few more things almost as white as Obama's campaign staff:

1. A bowl of cottage cheese with a black olive on top.

2. The Confederate side of a Civil War reenactment.

3. Edgar Winter in a black thong on the pure white sand of Whitehaven Beach in Australia.


4. Fans of World Music.

5. The American Society of Newspaper Editors Convention 2012.


Posted by: Bitsko at April 09, 2012 11:49 AM (pjKSk)

29 Dude! Aryan Sex Dragon rocks! (Makes devil sign, starts thrashing.)

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 09, 2012 11:49 AM (RD7QR)

30 I see an Asian in there.

Posted by: toby928© flaps his blubbering gob at April 09, 2012 11:49 AM (GTbGH)

31 I said good-bye? lol. No, I've just stopped posting stories/sidebars. My URL isn't banned... yet

Posted by: Truman North at April 09, 2012 11:50 AM (I2LwF)

32 How did the MSNBC anchor desk miss this list?

Posted by: Roy at April 09, 2012 11:50 AM (VndSC)

33 One thing Romney has proven is he knows how to spend money on advertising.

Yup, and this surprises me not at all. There is nothing like business to hone your instincts for what is necessary now and what will be necessary at various times in the future. I'm feeling very optimistic.

As to the group of kids, Procul Harem had a song about them.

Posted by: pep at April 09, 2012 11:50 AM (YXmuI)

34 Daaaaaaamn, these people are white!!!!

Posted by: Martha Stewart Eating Vanilla Ice Cream in a Klan Robe at April 09, 2012 11:50 AM (vHUZA)

35 There is more hipster faggotry in that campaign HQ than you can shake a stick at.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 09, 2012 11:50 AM (N/cWt)

36 I can only imagine the stench.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 09, 2012 11:50 AM (hO8IJ)

37 2. The Confederate side of a Civil War reenactment.

Please don't go there.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 11:50 AM (8y9MW)

38 Would you say I have a plethora of douchebags?

Posted by: El Guapo Axelrod at April 09, 2012 11:51 AM (QKKT0)

39
Posted by: Truman North at April 09, 2012 11:50 AM (I2LwF)





Glad to have you around, Truman.

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 11:51 AM (OlN4e)

40 But you can't buy this kind of stuff ...

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Sometimes a
little bit of inflation is not such a bad thing. In the United States,
prices starting to creep upward shows the deep wounds from the credit
crisis are slowly healing and the U.S. economy is well on the road to
recovery.
The evidence is scattered but
it also shows up in some national reports. Consumer inflation, after
stripping out volatile food and energy prices, has edged upward over the
past year and now is running just above the Federal Reserve's 2 percent
target.
Workers' pay is nudging higher
as the labor market gradually improves. Hourly earnings have grown at
an average annual rate of 2 percent since last May and posted a 2.1
percent gain last month, up from a 1.8 percent pace a year earlier.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 09, 2012 11:51 AM (e8kgV)

41 Aaarggghhhh! I'm snow blind! And feeling rather simpleminded because of teh stoopid that emanates from the young uns' faces.

Posted by: eureka! at April 09, 2012 11:51 AM (LQIyD)

42 >>>Top Ten Things Almost As White As Obama's Campaign HQ Staff.

The first 10 seconds after the big bang.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 09, 2012 11:52 AM (0q2P7)

43 Are there any 'White Hispanics' in that group?

Posted by: wheatie at April 09, 2012 11:52 AM (+5U+B)

44 You Cro-Magnons all objectified me right away.

Posted by: the asian chick at April 09, 2012 11:52 AM (GTbGH)

45 The asian girl at the front looks kind of sad.
Posted by: Neil at April 09, 2012 11:46 AM (1WKq7)

She probably knows all those social studies majors are going to expect her to do the books and buy the coffee.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 09, 2012 11:52 AM (NVu2l)

46 The Goddess Irony is doing her Kate Upton boogie.

Posted by: eman at April 09, 2012 11:53 AM (SkRNT)

47
Did somebody say Civil War???
/fire breathing, snot slinging, slobbering never say die southerner

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 11:53 AM (OlN4e)

48 listen up clowns omg

dispite all of youre racial talking about

obamas election worker their are at least

doing something about racist in america not

just shooting children becuase skittles hoodies ect

get a clue idiots rfolmoa

#JusticeForRayovac

Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at April 09, 2012 11:53 AM (+lsX1)

49 They're working for the half of me that's white.

Posted by: Barry Obama at April 09, 2012 11:53 AM (BbX1b)

50 So, is this kind of like "Where's Waldo", only with a black guy?

Posted by: Alex at April 09, 2012 11:53 AM (tlK1P)

51 We would have some black staffers but at the rate Republican extremists are murdering them, we just can't find any.

Posted by: David Axelrod at April 09, 2012 11:53 AM (QKKT0)

52 Speaking of games, ace you saw this right?

tiny.cc/fd8hcw

Posted by: laceyunderalls really wants her own Empire at April 09, 2012 11:53 AM (pLTLS)

53 Another Larry the Cable Guy quote from last week...

"Madder than an albino hitchhiking in a snow storm"

Posted by: Dave in Fla at April 09, 2012 11:54 AM (9t6jP)

54 19
the *** is the only person without a stupid grin


40 years ago, you had to go to an airport to see that kind of vacancy. They usually wore saffron robes.


Posted by: pep at April 09, 2012 11:54 AM (YXmuI)

55 But, they're not all white-white. That makes it ok.

Posted by: Roy at April 09, 2012 11:54 AM (VndSC)

56 I wonder if you have to produce an ID to enter the Obama Cool Club.

Posted by: Cicero at April 09, 2012 11:54 AM (QKKT0)

57 Found him! Not surprisingly, they've put him in the back of the room.

Posted by: Alex at April 09, 2012 11:54 AM (tlK1P)

58 Hence the need to gin up racial tensions around the country.

"That boy, Trayvon Martin, could be my son. That's what a son of miune would look like." - B H Obama.


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 09, 2012 11:55 AM (f9c2L)

59 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 09, 2012 11:51 AM (e8kgV)

Yes- inflation is good, now. It has been for a few months at least. It will continue to be good until a) inflation stops or b) a Republican is President. Whichever comes first.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 11:55 AM (8y9MW)

60 I see a chink in Obama's armor.

Posted by: Cicero at April 09, 2012 11:55 AM (QKKT0)

61 #JusticeForRayovac

These slay me.

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2012 11:55 AM (GTbGH)

62 Not sure it's fair to say they ate all white. Hard to see those in the back of the bus... I mean room

Posted by: AndrewsDad at April 09, 2012 11:55 AM (C2//T)

63 Hey! Their is one Asian girl sitting there on the floor (thinking - "buncha honkies!").

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 09, 2012 11:56 AM (f9c2L)

64 I've got one!

The number one thing almost as white as Obama's campaign HQ staff......

The background to this blog!!!

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 11:56 AM (GQ8sn)

65 Even my math says this postis racist.

Posted by: John Derbyshire at April 09, 2012 11:56 AM (d4ZzM)

66 How many of these staffers would cross the street to avoid Eric Holder?

Posted by: fluffy at April 09, 2012 11:56 AM (z9HTb)

67 Are any of them even old enough to vote?

Posted by: Mrs Compton at April 09, 2012 11:56 AM (Why44)

68 Honestly, though, how did they not have a Nuclear Explosion of Hipster Douche-bag-ary?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 11:57 AM (8y9MW)

69 Dude, that's whiter than me. And I'm so white that I verge on blue.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 11:57 AM (VtjlW)

70 Aiyeee! Sun light touched us! Shit, just got a peel!

Posted by: Obama's Chicago Campaign HQ Staff at April 09, 2012 11:57 AM (udEUT)

71 Do they all ride electric scooters in to the campaign office? Lord knows they can't afford the gas.

Posted by: laceyunderalls really wants her own Empire at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (pLTLS)

72 That list, my eyes, my brain... where is the bleach? Do they sell it in Star Destroyer size loads?

Whiter than a Taun-taun on Hoth.

I think the Asiatic lady is confused. Notice lack of smile or enthusiasm. Perhaps she was expecting Karaoake J-pop party and got lost.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (e2jSF)

73 And right there, in the front row, a keffiyeh. *sighs*

Posted by: blue star at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (wPV9+)

74 As in a school of fish...

A murder of crows...

We now have a new flocking name-

A white of Obama Campaign staff.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (XBdI0)

75 {Truman! Been away from the site for a few days, glad to see you're not banned!!!}

The SCOAMFT campaign knows a large chunk of the African American vote is there for them, so why hire them for your campaign staff?

Whiter than a family of polar bears walking trekking the snow in a blizzard.




Posted by: Theresa at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (vYeR5)

76 You mean they're going to stay that color?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (Ec6wH)

77 When I was out of work last year, I was offered a job at the media firm behind the O'2012 thing. That's how blue Chicago is -- the agency wouldn't even bother asking if you'd have a problem.

I was out of work and didn't have many choices. But I said there is no way I would do that. There are some things I would rather starve than do. And working in any way for a company connected to O is one.

The placement agency wasn't happy with me after that and didn't help me. But, f*k 'em, I found other work.

Yes, the thought of being a James O'Keefe mole on the inside did cross my mind. But I didn't think it would be worth it just to point out things we all already know.

Posted by: Daniel Jeyn at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (jBA6+)

78 11. The line for Gelato at Whole foods.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (N/1Dm)

79 We shall overcooooooome...

Posted by: Bambi Campaign HQ at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (vHUZA)

80 Their douchbaggy-ness is oozing off my screen.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (8ieXv)

81 Is this an alternate universe? Conservatives now believe in the biological inferiority of different races? The Republican really has gone off the wheels.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 11:59 AM (YQqq9)

82 6. A Wonder Bread Mayonnaise sandwich, crust off

It is a good thing that it is lunch time, ace. Just. Saying.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 11:59 AM (VtjlW)

83 Anyone have any news wtr to Obama's fundraising vice his goals?

Posted by: Jean at April 09, 2012 11:59 AM (WkuV6)

84
describing these people as "white" isn't quite white enough.

They're ecru.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at April 09, 2012 11:59 AM (PoYwH)

85 I am so happy to see so many young people involved.

They are so boned...

Posted by: navybrat at April 09, 2012 11:59 AM (5QLTR)

86 I'll have to assume that some of their best friends are black since their colleagues aren't

Posted by: Come And Take It at April 09, 2012 11:59 AM (8Yc/9)

87 A day without Ace is like a weekend with a bunch of lazy, shit-for-brains who post bullshit, hella boring posts (and who I also follow on Twitter 'cause I'm just that kinda dick).

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at April 09, 2012 11:59 AM (PET8M)

88 Q: Where all da white women at?

A: Barack Obama campaign HQ

Posted by: Andy at April 09, 2012 11:59 AM (HXLDG)

89 It's finally nice to see at least one conservatve blog has Buzzfeed's number. Although Ed did have to make a point of saying how much he likes it. Of course he does.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at April 09, 2012 11:59 AM (4zKCA)

90 But, but: They really care about black people (who naturally need rich, white liberals to take care of them); that proves they're not racist.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 09, 2012 12:00 PM (kSaUf)

91 Well, theres yer proof that stupid people aren't an endangered species. Cripes, 5 million years of natural selection and we are still popping out duds.

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 12:00 PM (OlN4e)

92 Great, now I know who all the cool kids are voting for.

Posted by: A Junior High School Dork at April 09, 2012 12:00 PM (QKKT0)

93 There's a guy in the background who might be kinda swarthy, or just isn't in good lighting. Either way, it's evened out by the Asian chick, since Asians count as double-white.

Posted by: shillelagh at April 09, 2012 12:00 PM (hRzu2)

94 Thats clearly a Magi "The gathering" crowd there Ace, maybe some Masquerade types, as well. Few if any DD or Rolemaster types -- too many girls, too much light.

Posted by: Jean at April 09, 2012 12:00 PM (WkuV6)

95 Buzzfeed is hacktastic. Worse than Mediaite and I wasn't even sure that was possible.

Posted by: laceyunderalls really wants her own Empire at April 09, 2012 12:00 PM (pLTLS)

96 The guy with the glasses at 10 o'clock, behind the straightup douche nerd with the Zoro shirt, might be Hispanic, maybe, or at least Spanish.

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2012 12:01 PM (GTbGH)

97 60 I see a chink in Obama's armor.


Threadicus Winnicus

Posted by: SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:01 PM (l5CFW)

98 Anyone have a copy of Season 1 of Downton Abbey they can sell to me? Turns out my old man's a fan...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 09, 2012 12:01 PM (Ec6wH)

99 I haven't seen a staff that white since Gandalf was in the Shire.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 09, 2012 12:01 PM (N/1Dm)

100 89
It's finally nice to see at least one conservatve blog has Buzzfeed's
number. Although Ed did have to make a point of saying how much he likes
it. Of course he does.

Posted by: Jaynie59 at April 09, 2012 11:59 AM (4zKCA)
Ed's a fucking jag-off.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at April 09, 2012 12:01 PM (PET8M)

101 Ace, shouldn't you denounce yourself from talking about Rosies front butt?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 09, 2012 12:01 PM (jucos)

102 Whiter than the staff at Hot Air.

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 12:01 PM (GQ8sn)

103
Buzzfeed still has yet to retract most of their early Trayvon articles that were meant to incite racial hatred and filled with facts that have since been proven false.

That's the best part of being an LOLCat website. You can put the clown nose on and take it off as necessary

Posted by: Ben at April 09, 2012 12:02 PM (wuv1c)

104 102
Whiter than the staff at Hot Air.


Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 12:01 PM (GQ8sn)
Malkin's white?!?!?!?Who'da thunk it?

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at April 09, 2012 12:02 PM (PET8M)

105 No really, we love black people in principle. We're just a little nervous when we have to work near them.

Posted by: The Obama Campaign Staff at April 09, 2012 12:02 PM (QKKT0)

106 Most common last name in that photo? Zimmerman.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2012 12:02 PM (B+qrE)

107 Obama's campaign so white they cry milk and fart chalk

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 09, 2012 12:03 PM (vHUZA)

108 I've seen a LOT of pictures like this in recent years, ranging from Jon Stewart's writing staff to the people at the SPLC. Someone with more time and brains than myself - which could mean pretty much anybody - should gather all of them together in one place.

Posted by: Deuce at April 09, 2012 12:03 PM (E55AK)

109 They're not minorities, per se ...

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2012 12:03 PM (GTbGH)

110
The computer screen is black so they got that going for them.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 09, 2012 12:03 PM (1mF6D)

111 ...and the number one thing almost as white as Obama's Campaign HQ...

Typical white racist old bitty: Granny Dunham.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2012 12:03 PM (X3lox)

112 The girl sitting on the "2012" is kind of cute, in an insecure, public university English TA sort of way. Wonder where she gets her contraception?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 09, 2012 12:03 PM (Ec6wH)

113 I see a black guy. They made him stand in the back.

Posted by: Max Entropy at April 09, 2012 12:04 PM (3NeiQ)

114 Malkin's white?!?!?!?Who'da thunk it?

Malkin left Hot Air and eventually sold it to a communications firm a long time ago. She's not connected to them in any way now, except for the fact that she founded it.

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 12:04 PM (GQ8sn)

115 OT: Just heard on the radio-Zimmerman 'case' will not go to the Grand Jury. Lock and Load Floridian's.

Posted by: Cast Iron at April 09, 2012 12:04 PM (EL+OC)

116 I can't walk into an Obama campaign office in Delaware without seeing Seinfeld on the television and hearing Dave Mathews blasting out of the speakers.

Posted by: Jumpin Joe Bide at April 09, 2012 12:04 PM (R31R8)

117 So Republicans are National Socialists now. This is not the Party of Ronald Reagan. You guys are appearing more like the Party of George Wallace and Adolf Hitler. What's next, death camps for the inferior races?


Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:05 PM (TVbdM)

118

Ugly chick and douchebag vote locked-up. bitches.

Posted by: David Axelrodd at April 09, 2012 12:05 PM (XBdI0)

119 OT: Just heard on the radio-Zimmerman 'case' will not go to the Grand Jury. Lock and Load Floridian's.

Because there are no charges, or did the "Special Prosecutor" find some way around the GJ for filing charges?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:05 PM (8y9MW)

120 That crew is whiter than a Tea Party gathering......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 09, 2012 12:05 PM (0xqzf)

121 I dread this fall.
I will be unable to distinguish door-yo-door groups between Obama campaigners and Mormons.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 09, 2012 12:05 PM (Qxe/p)

122 117
So Republicans are National Socialists now. This is not the Party of
Ronald Reagan. You guys are appearing more like the Party of George
Wallace and Adolf Hitler. What's next, death camps for the inferior
races?




Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:05 PM (TVbdM)

That's the best you can do, AJ? Come on, at least TRY.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 09, 2012 12:06 PM (RD7QR)

123 As white as the line outside the movies for twilight on its opening day. They had one token vampire an of course he was a bad guy that was in it for less than 2 minutes to fuck up their baseball game.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 09, 2012 12:06 PM (R31R8)

124 Are Greg and Raykon in that picture, trolling away on those laptops?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2012 12:06 PM (Y+DPZ)

125 117: TROLL FAIL.

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 12:06 PM (GQ8sn)

126 I thought we were the party of Adolf Wallace and George Hitler. And I'll have you know that we teach crochet and water survival at our death camps.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 09, 2012 12:06 PM (Ec6wH)

127 Whiterthan #FFFFFF

Posted by: dananjcon at April 09, 2012 12:06 PM (8ieXv)

128 117

Parody? You do know what the Party of Wallace is, don't you?

Posted by: fluffy at April 09, 2012 12:06 PM (z9HTb)

129 Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:05 PM (TVbdM)


Who farted?

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at April 09, 2012 12:06 PM (PET8M)

130 As White as a Democrat KKK rally

Posted by: DANEgerus at April 09, 2012 12:06 PM (e3/KR)

131 Heh. We have a troll who's an expert on Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: Cicero at April 09, 2012 12:07 PM (QKKT0)

132 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Average Joe sucks cock by choice yet?

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2012 12:07 PM (GTbGH)

133 Whats that smell? Lookout!!! A Shitwave!

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 12:07 PM (OlN4e)

134
Why do my knuckles itch all of a sudden?

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at April 09, 2012 12:07 PM (p7SSh)

135 Because there are no charges, or did the "Special Prosecutor" find some way around the GJ for filing charges?

??

Posted by: Cast Iron at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (EL+OC)

136 From the article:

Months of blockbuster economic data were interrupted by a March jobs report that missed expectations.

"Blockbuster economic data"? These fuckers are delusional. What would they call non-sclerotic GDP growth? You know, like that under Bush.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (6qptC)

137 kdba - nailed it , we need to crop that pic down for Greg and Raycon; and keep it around to put a face on any daytrolls axelrod sends by.

Posted by: Jean at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (WkuV6)

138 Whiterthan #FFFFFF

If you look closely, it's actually #FFFFFE.
Racist.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (Qxe/p)

139 My contribution to fluffy's list: A harem of hipsters.

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (5H6zj)

140 White like me.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (LQIyD)

141 2 I see one Asian chick in the second photo. You're obviously very racist not to see that, Ace!!!
---------------------------------

She works in I. T., not policy and strategy. .

Posted by: David Axelgrease at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (NbZqQ)

142 @122 joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy,

Why are you guys obsessed with White this and white that? The Republican Party was founded against racism and for a color blind society. Seeing how Republicans are race obsessed like the Democrats confirms my decision to leave the Party. I hope both you and the Democrats end up in the trash heap of history. You are both treacherous leeches ripping this once great nation apart.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (TVbdM)

143 I've never seen a New Yorker cartoon showing a black politician. I asked them about this once when they had a compilation of about 50 political cartoons in one place, and not one showed a black face. It's okay to poke fun a politics, and it's a good thing to draw a black person occasionally for diversity, but evidently the New Yorker can't bring itself to mix the two.

Politics is only funny because it's about stuffy, corrupt white men. Lord knows there aren't any funny, corrupt black politicians.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (XXy2R)

144 Posted by: Cast Iron at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (EL+OC)

I don't remember if it was actually an appointed special prosecutor, or the DA, but somebody involved with that said they were trying to find their options about possibly pressing charges w/o grand jury approval.

I don't know the details, but that idea had been put out there. I'd just like to know for sure if the reason there is no Grand Jury is because there are no charges.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (8y9MW)

145 Republicans are Nazis.

Posted by: Super Original Troll at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (vHUZA)

146 It's not like they're in Chicago or something morons. Oh, wait...

Posted by: eureka! at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (LQIyD)

147 on the first photo, Is that a man on the left weaing high heels , if so it really doesn't go with that style of pant.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (TomZ9)

148 "Blockbuster economic data"? These fuckers are
delusional.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (6qptC)


No, they're not. Our economy has been growing just like Blockbuster Video has. It's perfectly accurate. Chapter 11 for all!!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (X3lox)

149 This is what I'm referencing:
@AceofSpadesHQ
A commenter "fluffy" suggests we need a venereal noun to designate a group of Obama staffers. (look it up, like "murder of crows.")

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (5H6zj)

150 It's "Game On" At Obama's Chicago Campaign HQ, If the Game You're Playing is "Whites-Only Dungeons Dragons"<<<

I see a lot of hipster douchebags wearing the sloppy Homeless Hairstyle and Beard of Irony which gives +5 protection against gainful employment.

"Check out my Messenger Bag of Holding Obama leaflets and The Feminine Mystique! It totally blocked my Dad from asking me to play throw the football with me and I think it also does Invisibility, because he doesn't tell people he has a son."

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 09, 2012 12:10 PM (N/cWt)

151 136
From the article:

Months of blockbuster economic data were interrupted by a March jobs report that missed expectations.

"Blockbuster
economic data"? These fuckers are delusional. What would they call
non-sclerotic GDP growth? You know, like that under Bush.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (6qptC)


Well, to be fair the whole aggregate of economic data for that duration itself was "blockbuster", not the actual results.

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 12:10 PM (GQ8sn)

152 Whiter than Edgar Winter.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at April 09, 2012 12:10 PM (6BgmB)

153 Oh look a Decepticon... now go away before we go Beast Wars on you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:10 PM (e2jSF)

154 I've seen a higher ratio of people of color at a John Tesh concert.

I mean, that's if you include security.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 09, 2012 12:10 PM (N/1Dm)

155 I see our Concerned Decepticon has returned to punish more straw men.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2012 12:10 PM (6qptC)

156 Looking closely in the back on the left. I think I see some roast beef bangs.

Posted by: Riding Through The Desert On A Sock With No Name at April 09, 2012 12:10 PM (uR+h5)

157 Why are you guys obsessed with White this and white that?


Is there any point in trying to educate the deliberately ignorant?

Posted by: fluffy at April 09, 2012 12:10 PM (z9HTb)

158 Posted by: Ace at 11:41 AM

a top 10...
before noon!

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2012 12:10 PM (GrlY1)

159 I see one or two people in the Far Distant Background who might, conceivably, if you squint and image-enhance enough, under some readings of the one-drop rule, possibly be...nonwhite.

I know, shocking, izznit?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 09, 2012 11:47 AM (GBXon)-------------------------------Yeah, zoomed the bottom photo and saw maybe[\i]one slightly darker complexioned guy in the center background. The two asian chicks don't count because they aren't authentic people of color (tm) [\b] because they give lie to the leftist dogma that the reason blacks don't do well in society is because "they look different" than whites.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 09, 2012 12:11 PM (M0NzJ)

160 @130 DANEgerus,
The Republican party has been infiltrated by KKK Democrats. Republicans vs. Democrats is a KKK pissing match. I want a real Center-Right Party. Not a National Socialist one masquerading as Conservatives.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:11 PM (TVbdM)

161 And the shitwave crashes on the rock of pointless. It has left the party, and will be disappointed to find.......nobody noticed.

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 12:11 PM (OlN4e)

162 Why are you guys obsessed with White this and white
that? The Republican Party was founded against racism and for a color
blind society. Seeing how Republicans are race obsessed like the
Democrats confirms my decision to leave the Party. I hope both you and
the Democrats end up in the trash heap of history. You are both
treacherous leeches ripping this once great nation apart.


Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (TVbdM)

Now you're actually approaching a reasonable level of parody. Too bad you suck cocks by choice.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 09, 2012 12:11 PM (RD7QR)

163 Republicans just want to kill women, minorities and the polar bears.

Posted by: Another Really Original Troll at April 09, 2012 12:11 PM (QKKT0)

164 confirms my decision to leave the Party.


Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (TVbdM)


Good. leave already, then. You're being called at Kos. That's where all the despicable, lying scumbags meet. You'll have a blast.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2012 12:11 PM (X3lox)

165 Is there any point in trying to educate the deliberately ignorant?

No.

Just aim your (rhetorical) guns and fire for effect.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:11 PM (8y9MW)

166 21 I see one or two people in the Far Distant Background who might, conceivably, if you squint and image-enhance enough, under some readings of the one-drop rule, possibly be...nonwhite.
-----------------------------------

What?! Why aren't they running the floor buffer!? Damn, they're Union too! Costing us a fortune just standing around!

Posted by: David Axelgrease at April 09, 2012 12:12 PM (NbZqQ)

167 +5 protection against gainful employment.

I'm choking to death here

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2012 12:12 PM (GTbGH)

168 Hey Ace, what's with the uncomplimentary Downton Abbey references lately? It's a marvelous show. Terrific writing, characters, and acting. Interesting storylines driven by different characters' different concepts of honor and what honor requires.

Posted by: Mouse at April 09, 2012 12:12 PM (rcOx0)

169 ...and 'I spy one minority'.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2012 12:12 PM (GrlY1)

170 Reposted from previous thread. Why? Because I'm a giver.
21 people shot in Chicago over the weekend.
It's called gangland blackjack. No, I will not denounce myself.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 09, 2012 12:12 PM (WUWb9)

171 @157 fluffy
I am against racism and the fact the GOP has embraced bigoted views is why I left. I just laugh at the Democrat vs. Republican pissing match.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:12 PM (TVbdM)

172 Ew, beta cappa males. With their hip boxy cars, trendy dark framed glasses, and tousled hair. Ick.

As Al Gore would say, here are your tools.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at April 09, 2012 12:12 PM (4136b)

173 Greatest educational system in the history of the world.

ohhh wait..

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 09, 2012 12:12 PM (RfvTE)

174 Where everybody at?

Posted by: black people at April 09, 2012 12:12 PM (UOM48)

175 Heap Palefaces!

Posted by: ward churchill at April 09, 2012 12:12 PM (N8qAD)

176 confirms my decision to leave the Party.




Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (TVbdM)


We've missed you, man.

Posted by: Cicero at April 09, 2012 12:13 PM (QKKT0)

177 These people, they're so damned excited to be working for the JEF. I mean, they're probably getting paid--but, they'd do it for free.
I do not fucking get it.
I. Just. Do not. Fucking. Get it.
You wanna make a fucking maniac out of me?
This is a damned good way to start.
There is no objective evidence that anything that should get better has gotten better under the JEF.
And yet, these hind-tit sucking parasite are all in.
I vacillate between attributing it to total stupidity or utter malice.

Posted by: jimmuy at April 09, 2012 12:13 PM (kSaUf)

178 D-R-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2012 12:13 PM (GTbGH)

179 Whiter than a scandi boy-band.

Posted by: Soona at April 09, 2012 12:13 PM (2Z3Hb)

180 Look at all those f*cking hipsters under one roof.

Gah.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2012 12:14 PM (UOM48)

181 "I vacillate between attributing it to total stupidity or utter malice. "

It can be both.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 09, 2012 12:14 PM (niW49)

182 Posted by: My Sharia Moor at April 09, 2012 12:06 PM (PET8M)

Am I the only one around here who appreciates this guy's nic?

He deserves a one year platinum membership to AOSHQ.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 09, 2012 12:14 PM (nEUpB)

183 176
confirms my decision to leave the Party.






Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (TVbdM)


Yes, I think leaving the Democrats and becoming an outright commie was the right move for you. Wait, what?

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 09, 2012 12:14 PM (RD7QR)

184 Lol what a bunch ofdorky looking pozzers.
I pre-emptively denounce myself

Posted by: nancy_piglosi at April 09, 2012 12:14 PM (8X9tr)

185 117
So Republicans are National Socialists now. This is not the Party of
Ronald Reagan. You guys are appearing more like the Party of George
Wallace and Adolf Hitler. What's next, death camps for the inferior
races?



Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:05 PM

Which one are you in that picture?

Camps are the wet dreams of Obama BFF's like Van Jones, Bill Ayers, and Cass Sunstein.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2012 12:15 PM (Y+DPZ)

186 The Obama campaign seems unconcerned about the disparate impact of their hiring practices, No NBP outreach program?

Posted by: DANEgerus at April 09, 2012 12:15 PM (e3/KR)

187 Apparently none of them own a floor-length mirror.

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2012 12:15 PM (5H6zj)

188 73 And right there, in the front row, a keffiyeh. *sighs*
Posted by: blue star at April 09, 2012 11:58 AM (wPV9+)


Too bad we won't be able to see that pretty smile when she is covered in a burqa.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 09, 2012 12:15 PM (0xqzf)

189 A commenter "fluffy" suggests we need a venereal noun to designate a group of Obama staffers.


How does one spell the sound made by dragging a needle over a record?


Who the hell is calling themselves "fluffy' around here?

Posted by: fluffy at April 09, 2012 12:15 PM (z9HTb)

190 A campaign staff of cowards.

Posted by: Eric The Holder, Future Orange Jumpsuit Officianado at April 09, 2012 12:16 PM (X3lox)

191 A sewer of staffers

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2012 12:16 PM (GTbGH)

192 jimmuy, i really do attribute most of our societal ills , to the education they are receiving these days.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2012 12:17 PM (TomZ9)

193 >>Who the hell is calling themselves "fluffy' around here?

I assumed that was from you tweeting ace. NTTAWWT

Posted by: Y-not at April 09, 2012 12:17 PM (5H6zj)

194 117: If you tried as hard to make a point as you do in missing the point, you would make a better contribution to the discussion.

Posted by: Bitsko at April 09, 2012 12:17 PM (pjKSk)

195 @176 Cicero,

Yes you will miss voters like me when you end up short in November and Obama gets re-elected. He is a danger to this nation and Republicans are turning people off by embracing racist rhetoric. The bigotry of the GOP has blinded it.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:17 PM (YQqq9)

196 190A campaign staff of cowards.
Posted by: Eric The Holder, Future Orange Jumpsuit Officianado at April 09, 2012 12:16 PM (X3lox) I hope that orange jumpsuit has a zipper in the back.

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 12:17 PM (OlN4e)

197 The NHL has better minority representation.

Posted by: DeepBeam at April 09, 2012 12:17 PM (R59dU)

198 Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 09, 2012 12:15 PM (0xqzf)

Don't forget...it is tres chic to hate the Jews Israel and Zionism.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 09, 2012 12:17 PM (nEUpB)

199 See the guy at the bottom of the pic in the pale blue shirt and blank dumb look sitting in front of the Asian chick

That HAS to be Raykon, has that stupid loser who joins campaigns to avoid loneliness look to him

Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2012 12:18 PM (Y+DPZ)

200 Has the War On Wimmens begun in earnest yet?

Posted by: Axelrod's Gastric Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:18 PM (vbh31)

201 Whiter than Civil War Memorabilia Week on PBS' "Antiques Roadshow".

Posted by: Killjoy at April 09, 2012 12:18 PM (NbZqQ)

202 [Photo taken at the Obama 2012 campaign opening Ski and Swim meet and greet weekend]

Posted by: runninrebel at April 09, 2012 12:18 PM (N/1Dm)

203 Shockwave has left the Republican party! Horror!

On the upside, our average IQ just went up.

Posted by: Daniel Jeyn at April 09, 2012 12:18 PM (jBA6+)

204 @183 joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy,

I am to your right you leftist National Socialist scum.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:18 PM (YQqq9)

205 Did someone say "Civil War"???

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 12:18 PM (OlN4e)

206 "and then standing in line for Bocephus tickets....."

holdinga milk jug of white lightning!

Posted by: Cicero Kid at April 09, 2012 12:19 PM (if4hz)

207 Drudge update says no grand jury for Zimmerman case.

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 12:19 PM (GQ8sn)

208 Yes you will miss voters like me when you end up short in November and
Obama gets re-elected. He is a danger to this nation and Republicans are
turning people off by embracing racist rhetoric. The bigotry of the GOP
has blinded it.


Hey, thanks for setting me straight. Asshole.

Posted by: Cicero at April 09, 2012 12:19 PM (QKKT0)

209 Months of blockbuster economic data were interrupted by a March jobs report that missed expectations.

"Blockbuster economic data"? These fuckers are delusional. What would they call non-sclerotic GDP growth? You know, like that under Bush.
Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2012 12:08 PM (6qptC)--------------------------I miss the hellish economic conditions that we had under GWB. Look on the bright side: the economic reportage is going to be back to prognosticing doom starting in January 2003 when Obumblef*ck goes to the UN to tell the world what a sh!thole the United States is.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 09, 2012 12:19 PM (M0NzJ)

210 Average Attractiveness Quotient: 4.2

Posted by: runninrebel at April 09, 2012 12:19 PM (N/1Dm)

211 It's just like the good old days. The people that look like Obama are out fetching our coffee!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 09, 2012 12:19 PM (vJ9tV)

212 Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:17 PM (YQqq9)

I have much appreciation for your kind and intelligent thoughts and ideas. What is there to do for to get a subscription to your ebooks?

Posted by: ebooksontape at April 09, 2012 12:19 PM (nEUpB)

213 I have never seen that much bad sex in one room.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 09, 2012 12:19 PM (NbZqQ)

214 Obama 2012 campaign HQ has a 'dunce' of staffers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:19 PM (e2jSF)

215 Isn't Shockwave the saddest Axleturfer, yet? You'd think they'd be able to pay for smarter trolls with all that Soros lucre.

Posted by: Daniel Jeyn at April 09, 2012 12:20 PM (jBA6+)

216 Republicans are turning people off by embracing racist rhetoric. The bigotry of the GOP has blinded it.


Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:17 PM

Who's the side wearing the "Pussy Ass Cracker" t-shirts?

You're the racist, you're the one who thinks that minorities can't make it without handouts from nice white kids like those in the picture


Posted by: kbdabear at April 09, 2012 12:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

217 My butthurt is overwhelming, at times.

Posted by: Sockwave at April 09, 2012 12:20 PM (vbh31)

218 I'd say that Obama has a klavern of staffers.

Posted by: Cicero at April 09, 2012 12:20 PM (QKKT0)

219 @ 203 Daniel Jeyn
Nice way to win people over to their side.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:20 PM (udRDY)

220 Beneath the wild thatch of mangy, unkempt hair -- Rosie O'Donnell's egg-shaped frontbutt

Thanks so much. The breakfast I had is lurching upward.

Posted by: Cheri at April 09, 2012 12:20 PM (G+Wff)

221 Black chick, 1 o'clock, in the far back with a v-neck sweater. At least octoroon.

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2012 12:20 PM (GTbGH)

222 look at all those f*cking hipsters under one roof.

The amount of testosterone in that room could be measured in a thimble.

Posted by: Alex at April 09, 2012 12:21 PM (tlK1P)

223 You'd think they'd be able to pay for smarter trolls with all that Soros lucre.

The Smart Trolls all got real jobs.

See?! The Economy is Improving!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:21 PM (8y9MW)

224 Just look at that room full of useful idiots.

Barry and Chinless will send them to the camps first.

Why are they all smiling?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2012 12:21 PM (UOM48)

225 Ineluctable and frisson. Two words I love seeing in print, and this time they are together.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 09, 2012 12:21 PM (HLFzM)

226 Hey Shockwave: f*ck off you pathetic concern troll. The only people dividing people along racial lines are your paymasters at Media Matters or Kos.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 09, 2012 12:22 PM (M0NzJ)

227 The amount of testosterone in that room could be measured in a thimble.

Only if it were graduated down to the cubic micron.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:22 PM (8y9MW)

228 Whiter than the box seats at a John Tesh/Yanni/Kenny Loggins concert!

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 12:22 PM (GQ8sn)

229 Shockwave, please remove head from rectum before commenting further

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 09, 2012 12:22 PM (QTHTd)

230 Which douchebag mans the rape tent?

Posted by: Cicero at April 09, 2012 12:22 PM (QKKT0)

231 >>The Confederate side of a Civil War reenactment.

You know there were black Confederates, right? I photo'd the grave of one last fall in Marietta GA.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 09, 2012 12:22 PM (hO8IJ)

232 Whiter than an Olympic curling team.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 09, 2012 12:22 PM (tf9Ne)

233 Why are they all smiling?

Camps? We love to camp?

Wait- there won't be any showers, will there? Or soap?

Posted by: Useful Idiots at April 09, 2012 12:23 PM (8y9MW)

234 Maybe no blacks, but I'll bet that the Jewbags are overrepresented.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 09, 2012 12:23 PM (nEUpB)

235 @ 216 kbdabear

I reject the Democratic Part's racism as well. The difference between the Democrats and Republicans is this. The Democrats want minorities as slaves. The Republicans want to deport minorities or exterminate them. Both parties are racist.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:23 PM (udRDY)

236 Retired Buckeye Cop,
I imagine in 2013 of January, the News will report an economic downturn as never seen before and in one month the unemployment rate hit 19+ percent .

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2012 12:23 PM (TomZ9)

237 Shockwave, your concern is duly noted. Are you a Christian? Perhaps making over $140k/yr.?

Posted by: Andy at April 09, 2012 12:23 PM (5Rurq)

238 They're almost as white as the chick who inspired Procol Harum's "Whiter Shade of Pale."

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 09, 2012 12:23 PM (Iyg03)

239 Which douchebag mans the rape tent?

I'm sure they take turns.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (8y9MW)

240 I assumed that was from you tweeting ace. NTTAWWT


I am not on Twitter.


If I want the handle there, same rules apply. Steel cage match winner has the right to call himself fluffy.

Posted by: fluffy at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (z9HTb)

241 [Local Alumni Group Cheers As Brown University Field Hockey Takes Lead]

Posted by: runninrebel at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (N/1Dm)

242 Lots of potential Volt owners in that room. I'm wondering what I would do if I saw a Volt owner at the side of the road with dead batteries. I'm thinking I'll rev the engine as I drive by.

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (OlN4e)

243 White than the U. S. Olympic yachting team.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (UOM48)

244 Shockwave is still pissed about having to be stuck on Cybertron running the Space Bridge.

Anyone? Remember the 80s....?

Posted by: Daniel Jeyn at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (jBA6+)

245 The troll has gone to Defcon Gibberish. Anyone know or care what it is trying to say?

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (vHUZA)

246 Whiter than a Helen Thomas pube...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (vJ9tV)

247 >>I mean, they're probably getting paid--but, they'd do it for free.

They've got six figures of debt from their Grievance Studies degree at picturesque Smarm College...it all goes away after ten years under Obama's student loan takeover.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (hO8IJ)

248 >> The Republicans want to deport minorities or exterminate them

Ah, hell. The jig is up, boys. The concern troll exposed the secret raaaaacist master plan.

Posted by: Andy at April 09, 2012 12:25 PM (5Rurq)

249 "The Republican Party was founded against racism and for a color blind society."

That's not historically correct as those aren't synonyms for being anti-slavery. Be that as it may, one can aspire for a color-blind society while admitting the reality we do not yet live in one.

This morning I was reading a piece on comedy writing by the other creator of The Office (British, not Ricky Gervais), explaining why they make jokes about taboo subjects: "Our feeling is that the more we accept people who may be different, the more we should be able to joke about our own discomfort."

I had a close relative, for example, who was a paranoid schizophrenic. It was the people who didn't know him who wouldn't laugh when he said something funny.

We will probably never live in a society that is truly color-blind. But I think a society in which subjects like race are discussed with honesty and without fear--perhaps even laughed at--is likely to be healthier than one in which non-governmental out-rage specialists look for an excuse to censor and intimidate.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 09, 2012 12:25 PM (XXy2R)

250 So that's what $50 million in unpaid student loans looks like on the hoof.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 09, 2012 12:25 PM (ccXZP)

251 Glub, glub, mumble, mumble, grrrr, POP! Whew, my head sure was stuck up my ass. Gotta go back in though to earn my Soros dough.

Posted by: Stockwave at April 09, 2012 12:25 PM (WUWb9)

252 I thinkits a safe bet that everyone in the pics above would make a perfectly acceptable drive for Queef Olberman-pig.

Posted by: dananjcon at April 09, 2012 12:25 PM (8ieXv)

253 white = whiter


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2012 12:25 PM (UOM48)

254 It used to be the GOP HQ in Chicago that were staffed by clueless white kids whose parents were big donors.

Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at April 09, 2012 12:26 PM (SuNre)

255 Hey Cockcrave

XBOX live is back up, so you don't have to hang here anymore. Lades.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at April 09, 2012 12:26 PM (HpT9p)

256 Which douchebag mans the rape tent?

I'm pretty sure it has to be one of the girls, considering the company they keep.

Posted by: Alex at April 09, 2012 12:26 PM (tlK1P)

257 Shorter Shockwave: pointing out Dem hypocricy on race is RAYSIST!!!

Posted by: Pimpbot 5000 at April 09, 2012 12:26 PM (ggRof)

258 246Whiter than a Helen Thomas pube...Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (vJ9tV) Congratulations, Sir. You have out grossed me. I must try harder.

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 12:26 PM (OlN4e)

259 Concert troll is concerned[.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2012 12:26 PM (UOM48)

260 ["Once Upon A Time" Season Finally Spawns Enthusiastic Parties]

Posted by: runninrebel at April 09, 2012 12:27 PM (N/1Dm)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2012 12:27 PM (UOM48)

262 Man that Shockwave is wasting alot of Energon just yapping. Just think if he applied that Energon to his Volt.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:27 PM (e2jSF)

263 @237 And,
I am a Christians and will not disclose my income. I live very well thank you! I am a Fiscal and Economic Conservative. But I have been turned off by the Republican party's culture wars and bigotry towards minorities. I am currently a registered Libertarian since that is the only Pro-Market alternative to the Democrats and Republicans.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:27 PM (sBm2i)

264
If I had a son, he'd look like he was stuffing these kids into their lockers.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 09, 2012 12:27 PM (N/cWt)

265 They are to be judged by the content of their character, not by the color of their skins.

Posted by: Advo at April 09, 2012 12:27 PM (7vbG1)

266 Grammar pattern recognition complete:

Shockwave is the love child of Keith Olbermann and Helen Thomas

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 09, 2012 12:27 PM (0tRzD)

267 In the 2012 photo, the girl in the lower left is
wearing a keffiyeh, a standard garment in the wardrobe of the Israel hating radical chic.

She'll be disappeared by dinner time.

Posted by: Mau-Mauing the Flak Catchers at April 09, 2012 12:27 PM (Xv7f/)

268 Concert troll

That would actually be funny.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2012 12:28 PM (6qptC)

269
Even my staff at that third rate network had more color than that!
OBAMA IS THE WORLD'S WORST PERSON!!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: Keith Ohlberman at April 09, 2012 12:28 PM (vJ9tV)

270 ...The Republicans want to deport minorities or exterminate them. ...
Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:23 PM (udRDY) ---------------------------Dude, you need to stop while you're ahead. That's is just some epic dumb-f*ckery. You really have to be straining to hear that kind of hidden message from any Republican politician.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 09, 2012 12:28 PM (M0NzJ)

271 After the speech they're going to go downtown and drink appletinis and gin and tonics and try to pretend that they're real grownups.

Posted by: Alex at April 09, 2012 12:28 PM (tlK1P)

272 In the first photo, was there some sort of ceremony involving touching the post? Looks like a cult...........

Posted by: Boots at April 09, 2012 12:28 PM (neKzn)

273 "I have been turned off by the Republican party's culture wars and bigotry towards minorities."

If you repeat that often enough, you get a job volunteering at Obama Headquarters!

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 09, 2012 12:28 PM (niW49)

274
Well, with the inclusion of my fellow yellow, I am having a flashback to elementary school and my class pictures.

Posted by: runningrn at April 09, 2012 12:29 PM (vJ9tV)

275 >>one can aspire for a color-blind society while admitting the reality we do not yet live in one.

In the 21st century, "color-blind society" is the vilest of all racisms. Treating people equally, regardless of their race, makes you a racist, because you're not treating certain races different.

I wish I was making that up, but I'm not.

http://www.theroot.com/views/colorblind-racism

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 09, 2012 12:29 PM (hO8IJ)

276 Campaign HQs are traditionally staffed with bright college students, IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: John Derbyshire at April 09, 2012 12:29 PM (HLFzM)

277 What do you expect them to be doing with their grievance literature degrees? Youth unemployment is through the roof.

Posted by: Jo Byden at April 09, 2012 12:30 PM (Xv7f/)

278 Shitwave proves my point about engaging the imbecile. You should skip the discussion and go straight to mockery, your gonna get there anyway.

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 12:30 PM (OlN4e)

279 In the first photo, was there some sort of ceremony involving touching the post? Looks like a cult...........Posted by: Boots at April 09, 2012 12:28 PM (neKzn)


Festivus for the best of us!

Posted by: runningrn at April 09, 2012 12:30 PM (vJ9tV)

280 So this is like that Where's Waldogame...Whrere's Melanin

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 09, 2012 12:30 PM (SO2Q8)

281 268
Concert troll

That would actually be funny.


Posted by: Waterhouse at April 09, 2012 12:28 PM (6qptC)



Dammit. I need to step away from the computer. I blame it on having Scandi house guests arriving this evening. My house will be whiter than that crowd tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2012 12:30 PM (UOM48)

282 If you repeat that often enough, you get a job volunteering at Obama Headquarters!
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 09, 2012 12:28 PM (niW49)
*************
Or summon a demon. Same thing, really, though.

Posted by: Pimpbot 5000 at April 09, 2012 12:30 PM (ggRof)

283 @ 249 Nicholas Kronos,
Sorry, I don't believe in biological superiority of any people. If this is the new Republican standard, it just vindicates why I left. I have seen the racist undertone in the GOP and it makes me sick.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:30 PM (YQqq9)

284 I wish I was making that up, but I'm not.

They make their money on racism. Is it any wonder that they'll do everything they can to make sure it doesn't actually end?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:31 PM (8y9MW)

285 For some reason the 2012 picture reminds me of the picture of the DC elementary school classroom eight years after Bill Clinton left office.


http://tinyurl.com/75vlwqw

Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at April 09, 2012 12:31 PM (phlKA)

286 Jane D'Oh, going to be overrun by Ikea clones?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:31 PM (e2jSF)

287 235: OK, so maybe you're not a troll. Maybe you're just a hysterical dumbass that likes to use stupid shotgun-blast generalizations in lieu of an argument.

Posted by: Bitsko at April 09, 2012 12:31 PM (pjKSk)

288 >>>I am a Fiscal and Economic Conservative. But I have been turned off by
the Republican party's culture wars and bigotry towards minorities.

Oh my God I didn't know you were SO concerned. That changes everything. We will immediately rewrite the party platform so it no longer includes execution and deportation for minorities. Can we depend on your very concerned vote now?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 09, 2012 12:32 PM (0q2P7)

289 >>Looks like a cult..........

It is a cult. Messianic central figure, promising utopia on this Earth, you just gotta perform certain rituals, chant specific slogans, give Him all your money, convert your grandparents...

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 09, 2012 12:32 PM (hO8IJ)

290 The troll is dumb | and full of sh*t | because he's never | seen real tit

Posted by: Burmashave at April 09, 2012 12:32 PM (vHUZA)

291 286
Jane D'Oh, going to be overrun by Ikea clones?


Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:31 PM (e2jSF)



lol. They're nice people. We hosted their son a few years ago.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2012 12:33 PM (UOM48)

292 I think in the 2011 picture they are using a Ouija board to see if any of them will ever get a date. Never mind laid.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:33 PM (e2jSF)

293 @ 275 Radish A. Radish,

You should treat all people as equals. The fact you show some racialist thinking just proves my point about the GOP. You would have fit in very well in Nazi Germany. So you admit the GOP is National Socialist now?

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:33 PM (YQqq9)

294 That bunch is whiter than the population of Maine, New Hampshire and Vermont* combined.

*not counting the cows

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 09, 2012 12:33 PM (4df7R)

295 They have a black guy there. He's called the janitor.

Posted by: Watson at April 09, 2012 12:33 PM (kDLl+)

296 It's Hipster Stompin' Time!

Posted by: bad guy at April 09, 2012 12:33 PM (ligUZ)

297 Whiter than the QB wing at the NFL HoF.

Posted by: garrett at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (GrlY1)

298 Wonder how many self-hating Joooos are in that crowd?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (UOM48)

299 Concerned troll is concerned.

I has a nut.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (pVvkk)

300 Whiter than an Ashley Biden line of coke...

Posted by: runningrn at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (vJ9tV)

301 Dear Troll: Linking to an example of other people's bullshit is an illustration of said bullshit, not an endorsement unless specifically endorsed.

Now fuck off and die.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (hO8IJ)

302 @ 288 MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds!
Kick out the White trash racists from the GOP and I would gladly rejoin and vote for the Party.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (YQqq9)

303 Shitwave has to be a sock. Too damn stupid and dishonest to be a regular troll.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (WUWb9)

304 They're waiting on their lunch:

Asian pear, bleu cheese, and walnut salads w/ raspberry vinaigrette

Posted by: runninrebel at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (N/1Dm)

305 It looks like all the kids who couldn't get a date to the prom busy planning their "better" party.

Posted by: lincolntf at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (hiMsy)

306 AxelTurf's instruction to the trolls today is to call conservatives racist as many times as possible, a lie repeated often enough etc etc.

I wonder if they get paid by the hour or by the post?

Posted by: Boots at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (neKzn)

307 291
286

Jane D'Oh, going to be overrun by Ikea clones?




Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:31 PM (e2jSF)


lol. They're nice people. We hosted their son a few years ago.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 09, 2012 12:33 PM (UOM4
Coolness

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (e2jSF)

308 I am to your right you leftist National Socialist scum.


Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:18 PM (YQqq9)

BWAhahahahaha! No really average joe, you're just phoning this one in.

Posted by: joncelli, heartless Con and all around unpleasant guy at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (RD7QR)

309 Ohhhh so Shockwave smokes up, that explains why s/h/it thinks it's more than one person, what with the Christians.


Shockwave, sweetie, why don't you and Jordan go petition the Texas legislature to fix all the problems with the Repbulican party?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:35 PM (Gk3SS)

310 The troll likes Paul | and all he spews | and blames it on | the filthy Jews

Posted by: Burmashave at April 09, 2012 12:35 PM (vHUZA)

311 OK, so maybe you're not a troll. Maybe you're just a hysterical dumbass
that likes to use stupid shotgun-blast generalizations in lieu of an
argument.


No, he's a troll. Honestly, he's an embarrassment to trolldom, and I've been trying to ignore his more-and-more histarical rantings. If he is one of Axelrod's paid trolls, I hope his pay gets docked for this mornings offerings. I rate him a -1.2 on the troll scale, and really wish he'd get a brain implanted before he comes back.

I would do my normal comparison to mentally-retarded single-celled organisms, but their lawyers all just wrote me to inform me I'd be sued for defamation.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:35 PM (8y9MW)

312 Why is it that the only real trolls we get anymore are stupid, like clarence and jordon, or just simple waste cases like raykon? I remember when Randy Andy's followers used to come over here and fight with us.

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2012 12:35 PM (GTbGH)

313 Happy Easter Anna!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2012 12:36 PM (Ho2rs)

314 @ 262 Anna Puma,
I think Transformers Energon was awesome. Great Japanime! Bumblebee is my favorite Transformer.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:36 PM (YQqq9)

315 "So Republicans are National Socialists now."
No, National Socialists are, you know, socialists.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at April 09, 2012 12:36 PM (iaOP0)

316
They're waiting on their lunch:

Asian pear, bleu cheese, and walnut salads w/ raspberry vinaigrette

You forgot the arugula and the organically grown, responsibly harvested, cruelty free, taste free tofu!

Posted by: runningrn at April 09, 2012 12:36 PM (vJ9tV)

317 Top Ten Things Almost As White As Obama's Campaign HQ Staff
---
America in my wet dreams

Posted by: John Derbyshire at April 09, 2012 12:36 PM (SO2Q8)

318 So you admit the GOP is National Socialist now?

So the party that didn't enslave black people are Nazis?

Posted by: Watson at April 09, 2012 12:36 PM (kDLl+)

319 Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:34 PM (YQqq9)

Get back to watching Cybertron and STFU

Posted by: Megatron at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (nIoiW)

320 I'm thinking Choadwave is either the dumbest Axleturfer ever, or someone's getting off with a sock.

I mean not fun with a sock in a late-night-AOS-lifestyle kind of way or... huh, maybe I do....

Posted by: Daniel Jeyn at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (jBA6+)

321 @310 Burmashave
My wife is 1/2 Jewish and I support Israel. Try again.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (YQqq9)

322 >>>Kick out the White trash racists from the GOP and I would gladly rejoin and vote for the Party.

Wow your racism is showing. I hate f*king racists. What a F*king bigoted hypocrite.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (0q2P7)

323 Is Shockwave Average Joe? It sounds like Average Joe.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (4df7R)

324 Shockwave,

If I have this right, and I think I do, I and my commenters point out that Obama doesn't hire minorities (a direct repudiation of the ethic of diversity, and a hypocritical one, to boot) and your take-away from our noting this is that *we're* racist?

Why? We're on the pro-diversity side here.

Posted by: ace at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (nj1bB)

325 244
Shockwave is still pissed about having to be stuck on Cybertron running the Space Bridge.



Anyone? Remember the 80s....?

Posted by: Daniel Jeyn at April 09, 2012 12:24 PM (jBA6+)

Hahaha!!! I remember. He's pissed because he has to wait by the phone for Megatron to call like a fat chick on Saturday night.

Posted by: EC at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (GQ8sn)

326 But I have been turned off by the Republican party's culture wars and bigotry towards minorities.

Yes, the way we infight about culture is just awful. Hey, look, it's a President who is against gay marriage!
And you are going to have to try harder about the "bigotry against minorities" schtick. Disliking race hustlers, illegal immigration, and Kanye West is not bigotry.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (B+qrE)

327 No such thing as cruelty-free tofu. The cruelty is inflicted on the end user.

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (hO8IJ)

328 Tell me Iowahawk has seen this. Please.

Posted by: Jambo at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (Xv7f/)

329 So you admit you're a racist!! You have fallen into my clever trap of calling you a racist!!!!

Posted by: Super Original Troll at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (vHUZA)

330 So the Derbyshire mod that was applied to the concern troll protocol over the weekend is: "I left the GOP because they're Nazis!!111!!"?

How original.

Posted by: Andy at April 09, 2012 12:37 PM (5Rurq)

331 Whiter than Obama's "Typical White Person Grandmother".

Posted by: runningrn at April 09, 2012 12:38 PM (vJ9tV)

332 Seeing how Republicans are race obsessed like the Democrats confirms my decision to leave the Party. I hope both you and the Democrats end up in the trash heap of history. You are both treacherous leeches ripping this once great nation apart.
Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:09 PM (TVbdM)
Posted by: red
Posted by: Mr_UNIVAC
Posted by: arminius
Posted by: donviti
Posted by: Mijawa - heh, when you post on other munu blogs we see your dirty underwear too, ass

Dipshit, if you're going to froll, at least do us the favor of using a proxy.

Ass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2012 12:38 PM (JEpGb)

333 @319 Megatron,
Worry about Optimus Prime. I have Cybertron under control. PS, Skyfire is on his way!

lol!

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:38 PM (YQqq9)

334
Trolls are here. Posting

nothings that beget nonsense.

Concerned they are......tho.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 09, 2012 12:38 PM (C8hzL)

335 Is Shockwave Average Joe? It sounds like Average Joe.

All trolls are Average Joe.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 09, 2012 12:39 PM (8y9MW)

336 One hundred bucks says the one on the left has cast a Circle of Protection Against Losing Virginity 15'

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 09, 2012 12:39 PM (R31R8)

337 I think somebody pulled Palinsteel's badly damaged brain out of a trash can and dusted it off and connected it to a 1.5v dry cell and a PC. Called it Shitwave.

Posted by: maddogg at April 09, 2012 12:39 PM (OlN4e)

338 @332 weft cut-loop,
I am none of those mentioned. I am just Shockwave.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:39 PM (YQqq9)

339 Shockwave, the guy who doesn't like racist politics is running into the arms of the Party of Wallace, Byrd, Sharpton, Bell.... What a guy. Sniveling fuckwhistle.

Posted by: lincolntf at April 09, 2012 12:39 PM (hiMsy)

340
No such thing as cruelty-free tofu. The cruelty is inflicted on the end user

Actually, the real cruelty is inflicted on the people who have to be in the same, small, unventilatedroom with the end user about an hour or so after lunch...

Posted by: runningrn at April 09, 2012 12:39 PM (vJ9tV)

341 I wonder what Jose Canseco would think of concern troll Shockwave?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 09, 2012 12:39 PM (4df7R)

342 AllenG, you are so right. The plankton would sue for defamation.

Bumblebee is an Autobot - one of the good guys. And Decepticon Shockwave, a bad guy, says Bumblebee is his favororite. Geeky fan uber FAIL.

And japanime? Really? You are so far behind the times. Otaku fail baka yarro gaijin!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:40 PM (e2jSF)

343 new Republican standard, it just vindicates why I left. I have seen the racist undertone in the GOP and it makes me sick.


Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:30 PM (YQqq9)
so what you are saying is that you had already left. What was the reason you left before this reaffirmation

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2012 12:40 PM (TomZ9)

344 Have to LOL at some of the trolls lately and posting that they're "far to the right of you" to some who confront them. I think that's one of the latest bit of marching orders from Axelrod's Trolls-R-Us HQ.

Posted by: Theresa at April 09, 2012 12:40 PM (vYeR5)

345 339 Shockwave, the guy who doesn't like racist politics is running into the arms of the Party of Wallace, Byrd, Sharpton, Bell.... What a guy. Sniveling fuckwhistle.

Posted by: lincolntf at April 09, 2012 12:39 PM (hiMsy)


You neglected theJesse Jacksons (Jr and J-cubed).

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 09, 2012 12:41 PM (4df7R)

346 @332 weft cut-loop,
I am none of those mentioned. I am just Shockwave.


Posted by: Shockwave


hah!

Cunt.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2012 12:41 PM (JEpGb)

347 @334 Nice haiku

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 09, 2012 12:41 PM (niW49)

348

And this is just the fundraising department's credit card security disabling section.

Posted by: Axelrod at April 09, 2012 12:41 PM (Xv7f/)

349 My white guilt is like severe tinnitus.

Posted by: Sockwave at April 09, 2012 12:41 PM (vbh31)

350 @304

Don't forget the arugela.

Posted by: Daniel Jeyn at April 09, 2012 12:41 PM (jBA6+)

351
..... smells like Honest Cloud.......

Posted by: fixerupper at April 09, 2012 12:42 PM (C8hzL)

352 244 Shockwave is still pissed about having to be stuck on Cybertron running the Space Bridge.

Anyone? Remember the 80s....?

Yes I do. The most useless guy in the movie where the idiot HotRod became leader.

Posted by: Mr Pink at April 09, 2012 12:42 PM (R31R8)

353 Time's up dumb troll | go grab some pine | Your game is over now | for arguing with a rhyme

Posted by: Burmashave at April 09, 2012 12:42 PM (vHUZA)

354
"6. A Wonder Bread Mayonnaise sandwich, crust off"

OK, that one had me ROLFLMAO, for some reason.

As far the asian chick, I wonder if the asians have figured out that they're "whiter than white" these days. You are actually discriminated against more than white people, in college admissions, if you're asian. That's because asian test scores are somewhat higher than white folks.Must be that ethnic bias in those tests, I guess...

Posted by: Optimizer at April 09, 2012 12:42 PM (As94z)

355 Oh my God I didn't know you were SO concerned. That changes
everything. We will immediately rewrite the party platform so it no
longer includes execution and deportation for minorities. Can we depend
on your very concerned vote now?


Heh.

Posted by: Cicero at April 09, 2012 12:42 PM (QKKT0)

356 That's not Obama's campaign HQ, it's his Troll Army.

Posted by: bad guy at April 09, 2012 12:42 PM (ligUZ)

357

The GSA party planning committee had to land somewhere ... duh!


Posted by: Angela from the Office at April 09, 2012 12:42 PM (Xv7f/)

358 @ 326 Circa (Insert Year Here),

I don't like the Black racist hustlers. They are part of the problem. As for illegal immigration, the Republicans just use it to club Latinos over the head with and demonize that group as evil. The truth is that illegals are going back to Mexico since the economy is booming down there. The growing number of illegals are people from India or Muslim countries. But since they are not Latinos. those illegals are OK. If the majority of illegals were people from Ireland, England or Germany, you guys would all be for amnesty. You can't fool me as to what the real agenda is.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:43 PM (TVbdM)

359 My white guilt is like severe tinnitus.
Posted by: Sockwave at April 09, 2012 12:41 PM (vbh31) But that's not logical!!!"

Posted by: Spockwave at April 09, 2012 12:43 PM (vJ9tV)

360 I have seen the racist undertone in the GOP and it makes me sick.
Get this man some Obamacare! Stat! Er...in 2014.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2012 12:43 PM (B+qrE)

361 Hey PG!!

Happy belated Easter to you too.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:43 PM (e2jSF)

362 Anyone? Remember the 80s....?

Shockwave reminds me less of a Transformer and more of a plushie with his head stuffed in his own ass.

Shockwave is a Popple.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 09, 2012 12:44 PM (4df7R)

363 Is Shockwave Average Joe? It sounds like Average Joe.

Who cares? Average Joe is a pain in the ass, too.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2012 12:44 PM (X3lox)

364 Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:43 PM (TVbdM)

Seriously, dude. You can stop frolling. No one gives a shit.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 09, 2012 12:44 PM (JEpGb)

365 @ 349 Sockwave,
I would not be considered white by your standards.

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:44 PM (TVbdM)

366 Oh my God I didn't know you were SO concerned. That changes
everything. We will immediately rewrite the party platform so it no
longer includes execution and deportation for minorities. Can we depend
on your very concerned vote now?


Sounds good to me, as long as we leave in the part where we can still eat puppies. I like puppies.

Posted by: jwb7605 at April 09, 2012 12:45 PM (Qxe/p)

367 when did any poster say some illegals were ok and some were not> i believe we believe thAT no ILLEGALS ARE OK, COME THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR, FOLLOW THE LAWS, AND WE WELCOME YOU WHEN YOUR FIDELITY IS MADE TO aMERICA.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2012 12:45 PM (TomZ9)

368 Ogabe's campaign cult in Chicago will have the numbers for a historic beer pong tournament.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 09, 2012 12:45 PM (WUWb9)

369 yikes sorry about caps lock.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2012 12:45 PM (TomZ9)

370 >> ..... smells like Honest Cloud.......

Nice recall. You're right, it does.

Posted by: Andy at April 09, 2012 12:46 PM (5Rurq)

371 You can't fool me as to what the real agenda is.
Oh, I think you can be fooled about a great many things.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2012 12:46 PM (B+qrE)

372 I would not be considered white by your standards.


Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:44 PM (TVbdM)


You don't even qualify as "sentient" by my standards.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2012 12:46 PM (X3lox)

373 369 yikes sorry about caps lock.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2012 12:45 PM (TomZ9)


lol! I thought they were very effective given the context.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 09, 2012 12:46 PM (4df7R)

374 344
Have to LOL at some of the trolls lately and posting that they're "far
to the right of you" to some who confront them. I think that's one of
the latest bit of marching orders from Axelrod's Trolls-R-Us HQ.

***

They think self proclaiming to be conservative/libertarian magically enhances the credibility of the rest of the spew:

"Hmmmm....it sounds an awful lot like the Communist Manifesto but the guy says he's a conservative so there must be something to it...."

Posted by: Home Office at April 09, 2012 12:46 PM (Xv7f/)

375 The growing number of illegals are people from India or Muslim
countries. But since they are not Latinos. those illegals are OK. If the
majority of illegals were people from Ireland, England or Germany, you
guys would all be for amnesty. You can't fool me as to what the real
agenda is.

--------

ummmm..... so your position is all us racist haters are "OK" with a gaggle of illegal muzzies staying in the country.

Somehow..... I think you get fooled quite often, about alot of things.

Posted by: fixerupper at April 09, 2012 12:46 PM (C8hzL)

376 You don't even qualify as "sentient" by my standards.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 09, 2012 12:46 PM (X3lox)


Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO Supporter at April 09, 2012 12:47 PM (4df7R)

377 I now will depart since none of you can deal with reality. Keep denying your own bigotry and in November when you fall short against this Marxist scumbag, don't say you weren't warn. Nation Socialism is not the answer to Marxism. Free Markets and Individualism is!

Gary Johnson 2012!

Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:47 PM (udRDY)

378 I've voted for conservatives for years and I have yet to see a single minority person, woman or gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered shipped off to an extermination camp. If somebody doesn't start getting this organized soon, I'm going Libertarian.

Posted by: Cicero at April 09, 2012 12:47 PM (QKKT0)

379 372theprimordialorderedpair

apple on the the apple screen...thanks......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 09, 2012 12:47 PM (Ho2rs)

380 I am a Libertarian in principles and I have to report that having gone to a meetup ONCE, that they're not that far off from Shockwave.

They are a Luap-y Nor-d raving, loony, often self-contradicting bunch. Which is a pity. Since my vote is meaningless in this state, I may just vote Gary Johnson for the hell of it.

Posted by: Daniel Jeyn at April 09, 2012 12:47 PM (jBA6+)

381 The pudgy balding doughboy in the top photo with his back to the camera? The one standing to the right of the Linebacker?

I'm not saying he's agitating for a super powerful government to compensate for his lack of personal power and his unfortunate genetic hand, I'm just saying he needs to lay off the cream puffs and the Starbucks frappuccinos.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 09, 2012 12:47 PM (N/1Dm)

382 Call me when you wingnuts go all in for same sex marriage. It's my defining issue, IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: Sockwave at April 09, 2012 12:49 PM (kaOJx)

383 eWWW. Germans? Have you seen a german teenager? So what's the real agenda? Fill me in.

Posted by: dagny at April 09, 2012 12:50 PM (CMM9V)

384 Why does Shockwave have like 6 different hashes on this one comment thread?Does it really take a half dozen of those idiot astrotruf O-staffers to come up with this pathetic example of trolling?
Hey, jerkoffs, when I tell Axlerod how badly you bombed today, he's going to withold your whole days pay. What are you going to do without that $10?

Posted by: OSUsux at April 09, 2012 12:50 PM (DFXmi)

385 >>>Republicans just use it to club Latinos over the head with and demonize that group as evil.

More like racist bigots like you use the subject of border security to demonize Republicans, despite the fact that all of the major candidates have rejected the idea of deportation of illegals.

Go ahead bigot, tell me another lie. I love watching racists try and lie their way into rationalization of their bigoted racist beliefs.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 09, 2012 12:50 PM (0q2P7)

386 I always find it amazing as a country we are horrible to assume immigration is to be done methodically and with clarity of lawful conduct.
other countries expect the same yet WE are wrong for not wanting illegality committed on the get go by other countries citizens.

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2012 12:50 PM (TomZ9)

387 Odin and Thor will not be happy if Shockwave uses the wrong rainbow colored bridge...

But with this one's mental acumen, bet he dials Valhalla.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 12:50 PM (e2jSF)

388 311: The abysmal quality of his work led me to believe that he was just genuinely stupid, as opposed to craftily stupid.

Posted by: Bitsko at April 09, 2012 12:50 PM (pjKSk)

389 Whiter than a white washed Scandi in a blizzard; we are.

Posted by: Obama's Chicago Campaign HQ Staff at April 09, 2012 12:51 PM (udEUT)

390 By November, one-third of them will have given another third of them herpes with the remaining third being bitter and resentful that the whole "volunteering for Obama thing will get you laid" proved to be a total rip-off.

Posted by: Exponential at April 09, 2012 12:51 PM (Xv7f/)

391 Maybe she's a white-asian.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at April 09, 2012 12:52 PM (UU0OF)

392 Chalkwave is a troll. But, alas, he sounds like so many of the young people that I talk to nowdays. Totally indoctrinated little mice. Hit the button, nice micies, and you'll get your food pellets.

Posted by: Soona at April 09, 2012 12:53 PM (2Z3Hb)

393 I bid you adieu!

Posted by: Sockwave at April 09, 2012 12:53 PM (vbh31)

394 I would not be considered white by your standards.
Posted by: Shockwave at April 09, 2012 12:44 PM (TVbdM)<<<Being covered in Cheeto dust and Mr. Pibb stains doesn't make you "colored," fat boy.Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 09, 2012 12:53 PM (N/cWt)

395 Know what else was just as white as this?

Jon Stewart's "Play Nice" rally that he held as a response to Glen Beck's rally.
Held in D.C., national teevee figure and it was so white, it looked like they were charging a poll tax for people to get in.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 09, 2012 12:53 PM (S+dfM)

396 The abysmal quality of his work led me to believe that he was just genuinely stupid, as opposed to craftily stupid.

This is known as the Biden/Holder divide.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2012 12:54 PM (B+qrE)

397 I don't get it. Is the top pic 2012 and the bottom 2008. I don't understand if it's 2012 and 2011. They've increased? But how?

Posted by: dagny at April 09, 2012 12:54 PM (CMM9V)

398 You know what we like Shockwave, people that actually want to be American to commit to lawful conduct starting at filing immigration papers on the desire to become an American, what is wrong with asking people for lawful conduct?
if you were Canadian would you want any who to come in and lay down rights to that countries stuff. just come in and say hey i deserve your benefits, your housing ,your rights, but feel no compuction to actually Become a citizen through lawful means?

Posted by: willow at April 09, 2012 12:55 PM (TomZ9)

399 I would not be considered white by your standards.

OK, when did we start having standards around here? And why wasn't I notified?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 09, 2012 12:56 PM (B+qrE)

400 12 That Asian chick has the same look as a Japanese sex-doll. . . .
*
*
Anybody got her name and number?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at April 09, 2012 12:56 PM (exvgC)

401 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 09, 2012 12:53 PM (N/cWt)

That.

Was.

Awesome!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2012 12:56 PM (XBdI0)

402 " When the debt ceiling crisis gripped the Beltway last summer, Messina recalled, a young staffer innocently asked him: “Is there something going on in Washington?”"

I don't know if I missed a discussion on this yet but I simply don't have time to read all the comments. This sentence, however, is telling.

This writer is so in love with "the feeling" at the campaign headquarters that his hope colored glasses fail to see that this campaign worker is completely out of touch with what's our country is presently facing, and what that may mean for the campaign as a whole.

Instead, it's just...cute.

Posted by: GIJared at April 09, 2012 12:56 PM (2l20E)

403 gotta perform certain rituals, chant specific slogans, give Him all your money, convert your grandparents...
Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 09, 2012 12:32 PM (hO8IJ)

Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
H. L. Mencken

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at April 09, 2012 12:59 PM (NVu2l)

404 A thought bubble above their heads reads: "I'm just waiting till Google gives me an interview."

Posted by: PJ at April 09, 2012 01:01 PM (DQHjw)

405 If we've lost shockwave...

Posted by: Cicero at April 09, 2012 01:01 PM (QKKT0)

406 First item on point 8 is incorrect. Actually there are way more blacks on the average NHL team than at this gathering...

Posted by: Jim at April 09, 2012 01:02 PM (pbqfz)

407 <i>"Being covered in Cheeto dust and Mr. Pibb stains doesn't make you "colored," fat boy.Now go home and get your fuckin shinebox...."</i>

I'm in awre

Posted by: Bobby Baccalieri at April 09, 2012 01:02 PM (Xv7f/)

408 The list there, #2 made me, as the kids say, throw up a little in my mouth.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 09, 2012 01:02 PM (TOk1P)

409 That crowd is so white you could take them outside and use them as a living Archimedes ray.

Posted by: booger at April 09, 2012 01:03 PM (HI6wa)

410 I know all of them....intimately.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 09, 2012 01:04 PM (DGIjM)

411 "Sorry, I don't believe in biological superiority of any people."

Non-responsive to my post, which is a pretty good indication you are a troll, just as most have concluded. You also give yourself away by saying "sorry" before stating something that no one would sincerely be sorry about.

Moreover, it's a fluffy-but-meaningless self-congratulating platitude.

For some values of "biological superiority," clearly the statement is true, regardless of your decision to believe in it or not. That is, if you mean "biological superiority" in a Darwinian sense, some human organisms reproduce, some don't. Those that pass their genes on would be in Darwinian terms considered the fittest and thus biologically superior.

When we talk about human equality in something other than scientific jargon, we mean having equal value and being equal before the law. Not "biologically." In the old days, it would have implied of equal worth in God's eyes. As God has gone out of vogue, less meaningful terms like "biologically equal" are what the secularists want to reach for.

Science, however, requires sensory proof. To say two organisms are precisely equal "biologically"--neither is superior to the other--implies they are twins, clones, etc. Pretending, for example, that biologically everyone is equal is no different than pretending two plus two is equal to five.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at April 09, 2012 01:05 PM (XXy2R)

412 goddamn do I love these lists

Posted by: Sortelli at April 09, 2012 01:09 PM (teWAK)

413 Great work Ace, keep it up. And yes, you have my permission to continue to recycle those "white" jokes. Particularly the hockey one.

That's funny right there, I don't care who you are. . .

Posted by: A citizen at April 09, 2012 01:09 PM (mE7PZ)

414 A friend just pointed out something I totally missed in the bottom photo.

Look around all their necks, a lanyard with a badge. It looks like a photo ID badge at that.

So you need to show photo ID to work for Obama's campaign but not to vote. In fact in Chicago they just enacted a new law that requires a buyer to show photo ID whenever they buy caustic/noxious items like Drano.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 09, 2012 01:10 PM (e2jSF)

415 402: "This writer is so in love with "the feeling" at the campaign
headquarters that his hope colored glasses fail to see that this
campaign worker is completely out of touch with what's our country is
presently facing, and what that may mean for the campaign as a whole.
Instead, it's just...cute."

Yeah, I know. That bothered me for a second until I realized that the entire Obama administration is founded on people like this.

They really believed that with the O administration in office, they could stop watching the news because Washington, D.C. now had a Magic Wand and it was all good.

That and the fact that the smartest president and greatest orator in history had come to DC to "rule," not to get input from dumbasses who believe in some dumb ol' Constitution.

Posted by: Bitsko at April 09, 2012 01:13 PM (pjKSk)

416 Instapundit linked this post about 20 minutes ago

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/140539/

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 09, 2012 01:16 PM (JMmQ9)

417 Months of blockbuster economic data were interrupted by a March jobs report that missed expectations.

Uh. Huh.

At this rate, I don't think there are going to be many blocks left.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 09, 2012 01:17 PM (NS2Mo)

418 Whiter than the graphic design staff at a state university that puts together those clip art brochures of multicultural students.

Posted by: iowahawk at April 09, 2012 01:19 PM (veL4N)

419 >>Hit the button, nice micies, and you'll get your food pellets.

Segues nicely into "Nutrition is not a private matter! Your body belongs to the Fatherland!"

Posted by: Radish A. Radish at April 09, 2012 01:24 PM (hO8IJ)

420 # 8 sounds like fun! I love Bocephus!

Posted by: PK Suban at April 09, 2012 01:25 PM (Kx/oz)

421 I don't even see a Spring Break tan in that crowd. Wow, talk about saltines.

Posted by: mpfs at April 09, 2012 01:26 PM (iYbLN)

422 I notice a lot of plaid shirts in the room. A dead giveaway for whitey.

Posted by: mpfs at April 09, 2012 01:30 PM (iYbLN)

423 That is whiter than white on rice.

Posted by: Jack at April 09, 2012 01:34 PM (zKFOT)

424 well OK but we REPRESENT the voices of minorities yo. just like Lenin represented the voices of the working folk. they're too stu--i mean they're too hardworking and busy to do it themselves.

Posted by: The White Liberal Vanguard at April 09, 2012 01:35 PM (60GaT)

425 Who'd want blacks or hispanics? They just steal your stuff. We just need their votes.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 09, 2012 01:35 PM (Fw7PS)

426 "418
Whiter than the graphic design staff at a state university that puts
together those clip art brochures of multicultural students."

At the college where I work, 8 out of 10 students who graduate are White. The official graduation photo available for download? 9 out of 10 Hispanic/Black and 1 White.

Posted by: PJ at April 09, 2012 01:35 PM (DQHjw)

427 What are those creatures in those pictures? Does all of America's youth look like that now or is it just liberals?

Posted by: Bob Saget at April 09, 2012 01:40 PM (SDkq3)

428 If that was any whiter, it would glisten like diamonds.

Posted by: Edward Cullen at April 09, 2012 01:45 PM (V40IZ)

429 If you think you can make my inner child frown with that kind of sarcasm, you're wrong.
I'm all outer child.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at April 09, 2012 01:46 PM (Orvm4)

430 The labels '2011' and '2012' are reversed, of course.

Posted by: Ricardo Cabeza at April 09, 2012 01:53 PM (V4I16)

431 If President Obama had a son he wouldn't look like any of those people in either photo.

Posted by: furious at April 09, 2012 01:53 PM (zA//z)

432 Whiter than a 'Game of Thrones' watch party.

Posted by: furious at April 09, 2012 01:57 PM (zA//z)

433 Other white things-- a Debbie Wasserman Schultz press conference: http://www.rollcall.com/news/Debbie-Wasserman-Schultz-DNC-Chair-204632-1.html

Posted by: obladioblada at April 09, 2012 01:57 PM (CicJI)

434 almost as white as the obamas (both of them) white hot hatred of white people.

Posted by: dmacleo at April 09, 2012 01:58 PM (Wf09M)

435 Why the riff on Downton Abbey?

They actually look too young a group of people to watch "Masterpiece Theatre". That's generally for the post 40 white folks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 09, 2012 02:07 PM (uMrZl)

436 Knowing the KKK Democrats, they thought the Asian young woman was there to deliver the take-out. Why wonder. They don't want to associate with the hired help.
You have to keep those people in their place.

Posted by: PTL at April 09, 2012 02:09 PM (pg83M)

437 Whiter than a freshly-laundered Stig.

Posted by: reason at April 09, 2012 02:14 PM (+hPIb)

438 Sure, you take ONE picture just at the moment the blacks and Hispanic campaign staff is out of the room, and try to make something racist of it.

This is just before lunch. The Hispanic staffers are preparing to serve it, and of course the blacks will be eating in the kitchen as usual.

Damned Republicans, always taking stuff out of context!

Posted by: David Axelrod's Talking Anus at April 09, 2012 02:15 PM (VfmLu)

439 That.

Was.

Awesome!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 09, 2012 12:56 PM (XBdI0-----------------------You forgot....................... DUDE!!!!!!/sarc

Posted by: MagicalMaggieT at April 09, 2012 02:23 PM (rZZA3)

440 Wait, no, I think the guy all the way in the back, with the hat and the lanyard around his neck, might be black. Just about top center of the second photo.

There's your diversity, right there. In the back. Away from the Asian woman.

Posted by: SoupOrMan at April 09, 2012 02:52 PM (J991N)

441 @438 - we took the picture at precisely the moment that both the Hispanic Leadership Focus Panel and the Urban Communities Tiger-Team staff meetings overlapped.

Muaa-haa-haaaaa!

Posted by: eeeevil Republican photographer! at April 09, 2012 02:52 PM (5npD/)

442 And I have to say, the first thing I noticed about the group shot on the bottom is:
a) everyone is clapping
b) based on the wide array of mid-clap distances between hands, this is either random applause, or a group-clap-to-music that has gone helplessly off-beat.

I am a beatist. I renounce myself for juding these people, not by the content of their character, but on their inability to match tempo.

Posted by: reason at April 09, 2012 02:56 PM (5npD/)

443 Sure cd have skipped the rosie o'donnell image. Yeeeeef....

Posted by: jewishodysseus at April 09, 2012 03:00 PM (IojUD)

444 The Duke Lacrosse team had more black members.

Posted by: Moneyrunner at April 09, 2012 03:31 PM (qJ5Lc)

445 Whiter than the mosh pit at a Kenny G concert.

Posted by: furious at April 09, 2012 03:31 PM (UPLmD)

446 Hey!

Posted by: Kyle at April 09, 2012 03:49 PM (/AEUY)

447

I haven't seen a crowd that white since I was made.

Posted by: Tommy DeVito at April 09, 2012 04:01 PM (Xv7f/)

448 What colors are included in Mitt Romney's campaign HQ staff membership?
How many are conservative?
What specific conservative policies has Mitt Romney implemented in his political career?
Perry/West 2012
WANTED AND NEEDED BY THE USA:Conservatitves and men who have served their country in the military!

Posted by: Pragmatic at April 09, 2012 04:13 PM (lTnzg)

449 The minorities were cleaning the toilets, sweeping the floorsand working in the kitchen just as their benevolent Democrat masters desired.

Posted by: Al Miller at April 09, 2012 04:39 PM (hTZ8N)

450 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 09, 2012 05:06 PM (7W3wI)

451 Perry/West 2012

Posted by: Pragmatic


Doomed to disappointment.

Posted by: toby928© at April 09, 2012 05:29 PM (GTbGH)

452 Regarding #7 I hate to nitpick, but it was actually a mild gouda.

Posted by: Kyle at April 09, 2012 05:34 PM (3luLe)

453 Remember, children, vote for more debt. Baby boomers are counting on you!

Posted by: raf at April 09, 2012 09:10 PM (GiGZ1)

454 Hey, Im gonna retire in a couple of years and these a--holes will be paying higher taxes to cover my SS.The likelyhood of them collecting anything when they retire is nil. Karma's a bitch!

Posted by: Earl at April 10, 2012 07:16 PM (hc0rP)

455 How about 'Whiter than MSNBC"?

At least, last time I checked.

Posted by: Kakarot at April 11, 2012 10:04 PM (hzsWb)

456 Obama2012: Embarrassed Into Diversity!

Posted by: Killjoy at April 18, 2012 07:20 PM (Vcu9j)

457 in November...don't say you weren't warn.

Can I say I wasn't warm?

Posted by: bob at April 18, 2012 08:13 PM (1efte)

458 When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the
phone is ringing and they will answer: Phone rings: "Green, green!" They
answer: "Yellow?" They ask: "White?" They hang up: "Pink!" While
teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone.
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