Overnight Open Thread (4-4-2012)

Note that due to a death in the family I will be away until next week.

The Falklands War: 30 Years Later

It was almost exactly 30 years ago today that Argentine forces invaded the Falklands Islands leading to the Falklands War. By June Britain had defeated the Argentinian Navy and Air Force and finally retook the islands. But it was a far closer run thing than many recognized at the time. And tensions are once again rising in the South Atlantic but both countries are much weaker than they were:

Both sides today field such smaller fleets of ships and aircraft that it's hard to imagine commanders risking them in a stand-up fight. The Royal Navy escaped by the skin of its teeth in the Falklands - "six better fuses and we'd have lost," as the quip held - and neither it nor the Argentines could absorb the same losses today.

And Philip Ewing draws some lessons from war that still apply:

The fight you plan for may not be the fight you get: The Royal Navy of the early 1980s was shaped with an eye to protecting transatlantic convoys in World War III against the Soviets, not expeditionary amphibious campaigns. Among other things, this meant its air defenses were not ideal - commanders had to pair frigates and destroyers in miniature pickets to compensate for the gaps in the other ships' sensors. That also meant Argentine pilots could fly in low and score hits on the British fleet in San Carlos Water, although, luckily for the British, several of their bombs did not explode.

You've got to fight with what you have: The Royal Navy got rid of its last traditional aircraft carrier in 1978, leaving it only with the "Harrier carriers" HMS Hermes and HMS Invincible when the Falklands erupted. The Hermes was very old and the Invincible was originally designed for anti-submarine warfare - and neither could field the vital airborne early warning aircraft the navy once had. So commanders had to make do with repurposed ships flying a handful of repurposed aircraft to defend the task group with very limited domain awareness. It worked, but only just.

Your losses are going to be worse than you think: ...The war cost more than 100 Argentine aircraft, according to John Roberts' history of the Royal Navy, "Safeguarding the Nation," as well as its cruiser General Belgrano, a submarine and other vessels. And a single loss can have disproportionate consequences, as with the sinking of the cargo ship Atlantic Conveyor, which carried the helicopters British troops were counting on to carry them across the Falklands. Without them, they had to walk.

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Also: Why Thatcher defended Gen. Pinochet when he was arrested in London in 1999. It turns out that she was repaying a debt for his vital assistance in 1982.

Israel Considers the "Worst Case" Scenario After Attack on Iran

And the leadership believe that only a few hundred Israelis would be killed in a response:

In the event of an Iranian attack on Israel, less than 300 people would be killed during three weeks of non-stop fighting on multiple fronts, according to estimates delivered to the security cabinet in a briefing, Channel 10 reported on Monday. According to the estimates, described as a worst-case scenario, thousands of missiles would be launched toward Israel from Lebanon, Syria and Gaza as part of the Iranian attack. The scenario took into account Israel's defenses as of 2012, with the Iron Dome rocket-defense system not yet at its full deployment.

And if that seems rather cavalier, then watch this video and consider what you would do in the same circumstances. Warning: May be disturbing.

Quote of the Day I

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."

-- George Orwell

Quote of the Day II

It's worth noting that academic studies find that tax evasion is driven largely by high tax rates. This makes sense since there is more incentive to hide money when the government is being very greedy. But there is also evidence that tax evasion rises when people perceive that government is wasting money and being corrupt.

Heck, no wonder the Irish people are up in arms. They're being asked to cough up more money to finance a bailout that was both corrupt and wasteful.

Quote of the Day III

"I never had an interest in being a mayor 'cause that's a real job.  You have to produce.  That's why I was able to be a senator for 36 years."

-- Joe Biden

Happy Pac-Man Day

It was also thirty years ago that Atari declared national Pac-Man Day.

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This Car Is Not For Turning

Even a little bit to the left.

He/She is Back

After initially disqualifying Talackova, organizers of the Miss Universe beauty pageant reversed course late Monday, saying she can participate.

In a statement, the Miss Universe Organization said Jenna Talackova can compete provided "she meets the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada, and the standards established by other international competitions."

The statement, however, did not elaborate on what the requirements were.

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Teh Tweet!

Tonight's post brought to you by pre-island Ginger:

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 10:12 PM



Comments

1 First. Losers

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 10:13 PM (isP0N)

2 F.i.r.s.t again?

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 10:14 PM (isP0N)

3 Tina Louse ... excellent

Posted by: Arbalest at April 04, 2012 10:15 PM (2/dtl)

4 I do love to watch Duck Dynasty.

Posted by: mpfs at April 04, 2012 10:15 PM (KS89s)

5 Ahhh--one more thing, RN.

Posted by: Peter Falklands at April 04, 2012 10:15 PM (vpe0k)

6 Morons

Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2012 10:16 PM (3SvjA)

7 Sorry to hear of your loss, Maet. My condolences.

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 04, 2012 10:16 PM (IlZPo)

8 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:16 PM (7W3wI)

9 In my mad rush to be foist, I didn't even read the opening. Sorry to hear the news Maet. Safe travels.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 10:16 PM (isP0N)

10 My condolences, Maet. May God be with you and the family during this time of need.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 10:16 PM (UR5vq)

11 Here today, here tomorrow.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 04, 2012 10:16 PM (lJJMb)

12 Please accept my condolences, Maet.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 04, 2012 10:17 PM (SsG4J)

13 good evening happy warriors. now you be nice. you be FUCKING NICE. i do not want a flame war tonight. this is my favorite blog and i have given ace money and would do so every month if i could find gainful employment. so ABO.

thank you.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 04, 2012 10:17 PM (JvP2I)

14 "Gilligan, if those tiki torches die, we die."

-- Skipper

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 04, 2012 10:17 PM (K3B0+)

15 Pinochet should have been defended because he saved his country. Pinochet succeeded where the Turkish generals failed.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 04, 2012 10:17 PM (QTHTd)

16 The End is Nigh!

Word is out that 007 well asked for a Heineken instead of a martini in the next Bond flick.

Pussy. I hope he asks for it shaken.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:18 PM (niZvt)

17 Condolences, Maet. You know we love you, even it we don't say it nearly enough . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:18 PM (w407e)

18 Drag Racer FAIL

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at April 04, 2012 10:18 PM (4tnQK)

19 The General Belgrano was the former USS Phoenix, and is the only ship ever intentionally sunk by a nuclear powered submarine.

Posted by: toby928© at April 04, 2012 10:18 PM (GTbGH)

20 Be well Maet.

Posted by: mpfs at April 04, 2012 10:18 PM (KS89s)

21 Ohai, guys. And I got my flaming done in the daytime, so I'll be good.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 04, 2012 10:19 PM (QTHTd)

22 Condolences, Maetenloch.

Posted by: fluffy at April 04, 2012 10:19 PM (3SvjA)

23 "We are right back where we were two years ago. I would put money on 2012 being a bigger year for foreclosures than 2010," said Mark Seifert, executive director of Empowering & Strengthening Ohio's People (ESOP), a counseling group with 10 offices in Ohio.

"Last year was an anomaly, and not in a good way," he said.

In 2011, the "robo-signing" scandal, in which foreclosure documents were signed without properly reviewing individual cases, prompted banks to hold back on new foreclosures pending a settlement.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 04, 2012 10:19 PM (e8kgV)

24 Also, here today, gone right now. Enjoy the ONT, morons. I'm hoping to jump back in again someday, but that day isn't here yet. Work is a hideous bitch-goddess sometimes, and this is one of those. Hi and goodbye to all my normal pals.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at April 04, 2012 10:19 PM (lJJMb)

25 And Maet I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 04, 2012 10:19 PM (QTHTd)

26
I think that the Israeli causualty numbers would be around 30,000.
But after that, I think Iran would be a smoking pit.

Posted by: Jack at April 04, 2012 10:20 PM (zKFOT)

27 Hey ST P....you're missed! Thx for checking in.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 04, 2012 10:20 PM (SsG4J)

28 Posted by: whiskey tango at April 04, 2012 10:17 PM (JvP2I)

Adds "job for the incredible whiskey tango" to the prayer list.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:20 PM (w407e)

29 Maet -

Condolences to you and your entire family.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 04, 2012 10:20 PM (upNGA)

30 Oh, condolences, maet!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:21 PM (niZvt)

31 Condolences to you and yours, Maet.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:21 PM (SkRNT)

32
Adds "job for the incredible whiskey tango" to the prayer list.

Here, here!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 04, 2012 10:22 PM (SsG4J)

33 So sorry to hear of your loss, Maet. My condolences to you and your family.

Posted by: Tami at April 04, 2012 10:22 PM (X6akg)

34 Good evening.

Condolensces, Maet.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:22 PM (F79HU)

35 GOTCHA!

Posted by: famous newspaper headlines decried by liberals at April 04, 2012 10:22 PM (6RnvM)

36
"Bring Back The Bomb"

Hiroshima, A shadow burned in time
Nagasaki, naked baby melts alive
Burnt flesh and rubble from sea to dead shore
Such a hideous theatre of war
But that was the end--Why?
There are so many more that must die
Is that not part of the plan?
I must use the nukes
I can't kill you all with my hands

Hydrogen bomb, new signs of doom
Thermo-nuclear, neutron bomb too...
You say these devices must never be used
I say you're mistaken, let's get to the fuse

Bring--Bring back the bomb
This is state policy, "by other means"
Your life ends in terror, this is now decreed
This is the twisting of bloody steel beams
The bomb blows air backwards, there's no time to scream
When they tested the A-bomb, they had a real fear
The blast will destroy your sweet atmosphere
But far more important as power increases
Was wasting the planet in well-ordered pieces

Bring--bring back the bomb
Bring--bring--bring--bring back the bomb

Bring back the bomb
It's been far too long
Summon the brazen war chariot
Bring back the bomb
what makes it so wrong?
Release the beast, you can't bury it

Hoi
Hrup [8x]

Why should the fire be shared with so few?
Let bombs explode, 'cause that's what they do
Nuke Mecca, New York, the Vatican too
Give me a bomb, I'll drop it on you
Why stop at only two?
You showed the world just what it can do
What a waste not to destroy
Come play at war, man, and bring your best toy

Who gives a fuck about a nuclear war?
Let bombs explode, because that's what they're for
Last minute warning, the sirens they sing
Chaos, the reason, death, what we bring

Humans now look to the sky!
You worship missiles, yet they know no side
I guess it was all a lie
So grab ass with both hands, it's your turn to die

Die--it's your turn to die [x2]
Lies--they killed you with lies
Die, human, die

And while we're at it, let's go nuke Tibet
Let's vaporize the oceans with glee
Saving the whales an agenda for some
Nuking them sits well with me
Bring-bring back the bomb
They know not what they do
Bring-bring back the bomb
Bring--bring-bring--bring back the bomb
Bring back the bomb
They know not what they do
Bring--bring--bring back the bomb
Bring--bring--bring--bring back the bomb

Bring back the bomb it's been far too long
Summon the brazen war chariot
Bring back the bomb
What makes it so wrong?
Release the beast, you can't bury it
Hoi!
What makes it so wrong?

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:22 PM (7W3wI)

37 Condolences Maet.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:23 PM (7W3wI)

38 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YoHJIpM_oA

So, what, was Bobby Kennedy the Al Gore of his day?

What the F*^ did people see in this asshole?

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:23 PM (F79HU)

39 Condolences, Maet

g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2012 10:23 PM (JMmQ9)

40 Boulder Toilet Hobo,
How did you like the Rum Diaries?

Posted by: mpfs at April 04, 2012 10:24 PM (KS89s)

41 GWAR's apparently best experienced live. Although the lyrics are lolzy

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 04, 2012 10:24 PM (QTHTd)

42 Ace - excellent writing as always today.

Keep up the good work brother.

This country has entered the rubicon.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 04, 2012 10:24 PM (upNGA)

43 Hope everyone acts nice tonight. Good evening, rons and ettes.

Travel safely, Maet - condolences for all your family.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 10:24 PM (7yvLv)

44 mpfs: I couldn't finish it. No bueno

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 04, 2012 10:25 PM (QTHTd)

45 My sincerest to you and yours, Maet.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2012 10:25 PM (9E9WA)

46 Sorry to hear about the death in the family, Maet.

Also, Don Cheadle rocks. Hooray for someone with a head on his shoulders and eyes that can see.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 04, 2012 10:25 PM (i0App)

47 Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at April 04, 2012 10:19 PM (e8kgV)

I consulted a bankruptcy attorney a few months ago who said the same thing. Banks took a year off in 2011 and they were expecting them to come back full force this year.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at April 04, 2012 10:25 PM (isP0N)

48 I have a "grand theory" about Gilligan's Island: It was all the Professor's plot.

Think about it: he could make all the coconut radios he wanted, just to keep everyone happy. But he had it made. Mr. Howell had Mrs. Howell; Skipper had, well, Gilligan; and the Professor had Ginger & Mary Ann.

Why mess up a good thing?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 04, 2012 10:25 PM (K3B0+)

49 My first ten picks in a ten-team fantasy baseball league, picking sixth. I can't complain.Adrian GonzalezJustin UptonAndrew McCutchenJered WeaverCarlos SantanaBrandon PhillipsAlex GordonJimmy RollinsAramis RamirezJames Shields

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2012 10:25 PM (HethX)

50 Maet, condolences on you and your family's loss.

Thanks for what you do here too.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 04, 2012 10:26 PM (ccXZP)

51 This country has entered the rubicon.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 04, 2012 10:24 PM (upNGA)

This country crossed the fuckin' Rubicon in November of 2008. Sorry to harsh your mellow . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:26 PM (w407e)

52 Rush - Olbermann is more like cheese cloth covering a dim bulb.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 04, 2012 10:26 PM (upNGA)

53 Maet, my condolences to you and yours.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 04, 2012 10:26 PM (x/Gcm)

54 Condolences, Maetenloch. I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:26 PM (mKMj1)

55 I know it's the ONT, but bashing lefties is a fun past time to have.

http://tinyurl.com/cchngy9

A big feck you to Lawrence O'Fckwit.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:26 PM (F79HU)

56 Oh, Ginger...

Much better.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at April 04, 2012 10:27 PM (ay6+/)

57 He/she is back.

The wrongness is so prevalent, pointy elbows isn't even a decent start.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 10:27 PM (7yvLv)

58 Um. Will someone please fix the date? Today is 4-4-12. Really.

And April is the cruelest month.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:27 PM (mKMj1)

59 28 and 32- thank you. and thoughts of maet. does good work.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 04, 2012 10:27 PM (JvP2I)

60 I see the usual rogues gallery has assembled itself here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 04, 2012 10:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

61 Condolences, Maet.

Posted by: osoloco at April 04, 2012 10:28 PM (4DKt+)

62 Holy crap I played the hell out of Atari Pac Man back in the day.

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 10:28 PM (ykSKg)

63 The more fundamental point from the Falklands was "Don't fuck with Thatcher."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 04, 2012 10:28 PM (7utQ2)

64 To go along with Steevy's post there...

Gwar - Bring Back The Bomb

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wESpXvwHloc

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:28 PM (F79HU)

65 Peaches - you are right on the rubicon.



Posted by: Jornolist at April 04, 2012 10:28 PM (upNGA)

66 Oderus Urungus hates humanity as much as I do,sometimes

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:29 PM (7W3wI)

67 64 Sing along!!

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:29 PM (7W3wI)

68 I read that Tina Louise was quite the bitch.

Too bad, if true.

Otherwise she was the hottest babe of all time. If her puppies were just a tad bigger, we'd have two aircraft carriers named after her.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:29 PM (SkRNT)

69 Word is out that 007 well asked for a Heineken instead of a martini in the next Bond flick.

That's wrong in so many ways. One who is licensed to kill is not going to ask for Bud with some extra hops thrown in. Were he to drink a beer, it would be something more like Guinness.

What's next--an appletini?

Posted by: Otis Criblecoblis at April 04, 2012 10:29 PM (IlZPo)

70 #13

That doesn't mean we have to be nice to Coolczech does it? Just kidding of course.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:29 PM (R5yLq)

71 god love ya' Steevy - Human Filth.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2012 10:29 PM (9E9WA)

72 I visited the Gwar HQ in Richmond once. Pretty badass.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 04, 2012 10:30 PM (K3B0+)

73 Condolences to you and your family, Maet

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 04, 2012 10:30 PM (Jls4P)

74 "Valu-Rite" spelled backwards in Arabic means "Mo Blows".

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2012 10:30 PM (6RnvM)

75 Sorry, Maet.

Regarding the Canadian babe, I'm guessing she has the proper lady parts and is feminine in nature.

God works in mysterious ways.

I'd hit it!

Posted by: ErikW at April 04, 2012 10:31 PM (0NZzw)

76 Sing along!!

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:29 PM (7W3wI)

In Disney fashion? With the lyrics across the bottom of the video and a bouncing penis emphasizing every syllable?

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:31 PM (F79HU)

77 I was great at the Rubicon's Cube. Daddy said I decorated mine with stickers better than any other girl in class!

Posted by: MegHam McCain at April 04, 2012 10:31 PM (HethX)

78 >>>And the leadership believe that only a few hundred Israelis would be killed in a response:

I hope that assessment is correct and that Syria (Assad) doesn't decide to go out in a complete blaze of glory post-attack by using some of their chem-bio WMD stockpiles. Turkey is a bit of a wild-card as well, given PM Erdogan's public statements wrt to Israel and preventing Israel from "unilaterally exploiting natural resources from the eastern Mediterranean."

Speaking of creeping Islamism (h/t Weasel Zippers):

Egypt: Muslim Brotherhood Candidate Enters Agreement With Salafi Clerics To Have Them Review Legislation To Ensure It Adheres To Sharia Law…

http://tinyurl.com/8yuvcbt

And guess who just visited the White House...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 10:31 PM (UR5vq)

79 The Orioles (a nominal MLB team) lost to a community college team today. I already have mathematical elimination fever. Catch it!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 04, 2012 10:31 PM (jucos)

80 That doesn't mean we have to be nice to Coolczech does it? Just kidding of course.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:29 PM (R5yLq)

Whoa!!! Look who's gettin' her {tentative} snark on! Come sit by me, sister, we'll rock it out . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:31 PM (w407e)

81
"Let Us Slay"

Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it
Or sent them to war, and then make them lose it
This is a bomb, don't want to defuse it
Death is the answer, go forth and choose it

Let us slay
Let them slay, let them slay [x3]
The lust for blood won't go away

Let us slay
Let them slay, let them slay [x3]

It is the era of calamity
And I see this with perfect clarity
And there never was an illusion of parity
I've got no time for your crippled christ

We have no need for your crippled christ
And we never lacked for your advice
We don't have to hide our genocide
They'll fear us more when they know the we don't lie

It's gone beyond hatred this time
You love death, yet call it a crime
I twist the dagger that's deep in your guts
I'll put an end to it this time

[Solo]

On your knees - Pray
It is your destiny
On your feet - Slay
Obedience through slavery

Don't give them a sword and then not let them use it
Or sent them to war, and then make them lose it
This is a bomb, don't want to defuse it
Death is the answer, death is the answer

Total control
We own your soul

No time for life
Time for the knife
Time for the sword
Fetus is cored
Total mutation
Necro-mutilation
The perfect life form
Born for porn

Let us slay
Let them slay, let them slay [x3]
The lust for blood won't go away

Let us slay
Let them slay, let them slay [x3]

We've got no time for your crippled christ
And we never lacked for your advice
Lie after lie, lie, lie
I do believe its almost time

The crippled christ, the crippled christ
The crippled christ, the crippled christ
The crippled christ, the crippled christ
I do believe its almost time

You're always calling for the sacrifice
And the body count is very nice
Lie after lie, lie, lie, lie
I do believe its time do die

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:32 PM (7W3wI)

82 I'd hit it!

Posted by: ErikW at April 04, 2012 10:31 PM (0NZzw)

Uuuuuhhhhhh...
How ya doin', Meester Dubya?

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:32 PM (F79HU)

83 I really want to attend a GWAR-BBQ before I die.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2012 10:32 PM (9E9WA)

84 mixing a drink - strong. Actually no mix just pure scotch.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 04, 2012 10:32 PM (upNGA)

85 Death in the family? Sorry to hear Maetenloch --I had to deal with two in just the past year.

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 10:32 PM (ykSKg)

86 @48: are you suggesting the Professor pulled a troika with Ginger and Maryanne?

That would explain why he continously sabotaged every opportunity they had to ever leave the island. But blows my theory that the reason that neither Ginger nor Maryanne ever came up preggers was the sound of the carpet being munched that kept Skipper awake every night...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:33 PM (niZvt)

87 And guess who just visited the White House...


It was Hamas.

Hamas is the Ikhwan in Gaza. It was Hamas in Egypt who met with Obama.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 04, 2012 10:33 PM (QTHTd)

88 Gwar - Let Us Slay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETZoYLNLo6A

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:33 PM (F79HU)

89 Prayers will be ongoing for you and yours during this difficult time. Please accept my sympathies.

Posted by: Watcher at April 04, 2012 10:34 PM (QH/xq)

90 the reason that neither Ginger nor Maryanne ever
came up preggers was the sound of the carpet being munched that kept
Skipper awake every night...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:33 PM (niZvt)

It's like you are the Smartest Man in the World, CoolCzech.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:34 PM (w407e)

91 Perfesser!

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:34 PM (SkRNT)

92 84 mixing a drink - strong. Actually no mix just pure scotch.
Posted by: Jornolist at April 04, 2012 10:32 PM (upNGA)

It's safe to assume some aeration took place in pouring the whiskey, so . . . . mixed it is!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 10:34 PM (7yvLv)

93 86 Remember the professor made those rubber gloves?That wasn't all he made out of that rubber.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:34 PM (7W3wI)

94 >>>And tensions are once again rising in the South Atlantic but both countries are much weaker than they were:

Which is why Argentina is putting a lot of effort into their diplomatic/propaganda campaigns. Thankfully PM Cameron is not budging a bit.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 10:34 PM (UR5vq)

95 My condolences, Maet.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2012 10:34 PM (HethX)

96 #80

I'd love to sit by you Peaches! Coolczech and I have a running snark fest and I have been enjoying it a lot. Hope you don't mind if Sissy joins us, she's waiting for Wolverine. The boys are in the shop working on his car tonight.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:35 PM (R5yLq)

97 she meets the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada, and the standards established by other international competitions."

The statement, however, did not elaborate on what the requirements were.


Golf ball. Garden hose.

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2012 10:35 PM (l/xhO)

98 Whoa!!! Look who's gettin' her {tentative} snark on! Come sit by me, sister, we'll rock it out . . .


Posted by: Peaches

I call "corrupting innocents!" and give Peaches two enthusiastic thumbs up!

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:35 PM (mKMj1)

99 I read the book written by the British Admiral commanding the Falkands Taskforce (sorry don't remember name or title of book) a number of years ago. The Brits were also having problems with the Sea Dart missile launcher on the HMS Invincible: the launcher was at the bow and the location was too wet -- the launcher wasn't operational all the time.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 04, 2012 10:35 PM (M0NzJ)

100 70- i aint messing around with wolverine. just sayin.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 04, 2012 10:35 PM (JvP2I)

101 Sweet Mother of God!

Go to weasel zippers and scroll down until you see Debbie Was-a-man Schultz's snout come up. Her teeth are serrated! Those eyes... Insane. What cemetery was she dug up in?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:36 PM (niZvt)

102 In a statement, the Miss Universe Organization said Jenna Talackova can
compete provided "she meets the legal gender recognition requirements of
Canada, and the standards established by other international
competitions."
***
Welcome to Obamaworld folks. Forget the laws of economics, governments are now in the business of rewriting biology too...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2012 10:36 PM (3aXbg)

103 If the Falklands really want to thumb their nose at the world, they should declare themselves to be a protectorate of Chile

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 04, 2012 10:36 PM (QTHTd)

104 war and more war

that is what happens when a fukkin pussy in in the White House.

Look at FDR.

He never said we will kill all you all mother fuckers if you start shit.

Posted by: Mike the Trucker at April 04, 2012 10:37 PM (AZ8Mb)

105 84
mixing a drink - strong. Actually no mix just pure scotch.

Posted by: Jornolist

Just wine, here, but I find that if I drink hard liquor I want a cigarette even worse than usual.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:37 PM (mKMj1)

106
"Saddam A Go-Go"

I at the time was a communist
Lived on a collective farm
She was a part-time antichrist
Our sex went off like a bomb
Living the life of a terrorist
Looking for the man Saddam,
Who gave me a gun as Iran to the sun
If you die like a dog then you are then you are Saddam
They shall drown in their own blood!
Hail Saddam a go-go!
Going to Saddam a go-go
Everybody is there
Business of strange bed fellows
Makes you dance around like a bear Ein, Schwein, kick him in the eye
Teamed up with the Asian eye
They were the ones Who could rise with the sun
As they lived in their planes
And they died
[repeat a lot!]
How they died... Hail!
The running paper tiger chases its own tail
Hail Saddam a go-go
He was someone who was there for people like me
Hi there Saddam, loved the party
Yes they're all here with me
Bloody Saddam
Loves you always, always a kick
Bloody Saddam
Even though the smell is making me sick
As we sit on our roofs
And cheer as your scuds fall like rain
Here at the ancient ziggaraunt Saddam is presiding there
Running around with a saxophone Where is the president, where?
Here it comes, the black tornado
Let's have a cheer for Sarajevo
If you survive what falls out of his mind
You'll make the political world

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:37 PM (7W3wI)

107 The boys are in the shop working on his car tonight.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:35 PM (R5yLq)

Which means that this is the PERFECT time to make 'em some sammitches and pop a coupla icy cold ones for 'em. No charge for the priceless advice!

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:37 PM (w407e)

108 Geesh, that Israeli video had my heart racing...

Evening all!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 04, 2012 10:38 PM (DGIjM)

109 GI was doing quite well in the ratings, but got cancelled anyway because the new head of CBS didn't like it and wanted the network to show shit he liked.

You can't fuck with the Fapping Constant of the Universe like that without terrible consequences.

Thus, Obama.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:38 PM (SkRNT)

110 #98

I'm not sure what Stuck may have told you, but I wasn't exactly innocent from the start.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:38 PM (R5yLq)

111 Ordered a grilled chicken sandwich at McDonalds all healthy and then ordered quarter with cheese. Mmmm.

Posted by: Jornolist at April 04, 2012 10:38 PM (upNGA)

112 A transvestite in the Ms. Universe pageant?

I wonder at what point the Romans looked at each other and said, "We are truly good and fucked."

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 10:38 PM (ETgqz)

113
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:36 PM (niZvt)

http://tinyurl.com/6uytr2r
My balls have retracted up fully into my body. I can sing like ROb Halford now.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:38 PM (F79HU)

114 Sorry for your loss Maet. Thanks for doing these ONTs for so long.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 04, 2012 10:38 PM (JIDLg)

115 86 Precisely. But as we all know now, the current population of Gilligan's Island is somewhere around 2,183 -- all the Professor's progeny according to DNA databases. It's science.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 04, 2012 10:38 PM (K3B0+)

116 Gwar - Saddam A Go Go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DljWMCqsMtY

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:39 PM (F79HU)

117 sheep shearing machines sheep fleecing machines sheep herding machines sheep grinding machines penguin plucking machines penguin skinning machines penguin herding machines penguin grinding machines canadian machines that are sex machines with all the chicks canadian chicks that are sex change machines we all look for a different island and we all find what we are looking for just not what we want howell wanted a place to hide out until the public outrage faded and the feds stopped hunting him "ginger" was looking for roarke's island hoping the man in the white suit could make her a real woman marianne was going home back to the island where moreau turned her from a panther into a girl grumby had the map from his father who had it from captain blood himself a map to the island called treasure where chests of silver bars lay waiting hinkley knew there was an island where time stood still and giant apes fought dinosaurs and as for me i sought the island where i could hunt the most dangerous game of all

Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at April 04, 2012 10:39 PM (w4QuJ)

118 99
I read the book written by the British Admiral commanding the Falkands
Taskforce (sorry don't remember name or title of book) a number of years
ago. The Brits were also having problems with the Sea Dart missile
launcher on the HMS Invincible: the launcher was at the bow and the
location was too wet -- the launcher wasn't operational all the time.

SanDy Woodard was the task Force Commander...I think the Sea Dart also had software problems, the system would lose track on incoming Exocets and recycle itself into safe mode...

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 04, 2012 10:39 PM (Jls4P)

119 Argentina is led by Obama with Tits socialist Christina Kirchner. She is turning the Argentine peso to shit to cover massive social spending debt that her economy can't pay

So naturally a war for national pride keeps her away from the torches and pitchforks

Posted by: kbdabear at April 04, 2012 10:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

120
"79 The Orioles (a nominal MLB team) lost to a community college team today. I already have mathematical elimination fever. Catch it! Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 04, 2012 10:31 PM (jucos) "<br>
<br>
A challenger!! The race to the bottom is afoot!!

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at April 04, 2012 10:39 PM (wbyfw)

121 OMG, machines for sale is back with us . . . dammit, I think there's something in my eye.

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:40 PM (w407e)

122 Hey, does anyone have the direct link to the podcast Ace was on last night? (Ben Howe's podcast)? The link in the side-bar on the front page goes to the FTR Radio main page.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2012 10:40 PM (JMmQ9)

123 Hot damn!

We got Machines for Sale; it's a classic ONT.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 10:40 PM (7yvLv)

124 #101 - CoolCzech - I was more disturbed by Michelle Obama saying, "Keep up the good work" to freakin' Code Pink.

Of course, I live in the Bay Area, and periodically have to avoid Medea Benjamin.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:40 PM (mKMj1)

125 hi all
condolences Maet

Posted by: chemjeff at April 04, 2012 10:41 PM (7FadD)

126
Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at April 04, 2012 10:39 PM (w4QuJ)

Oh good, I need a good penguin skinning machine.

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:41 PM (F79HU)

127 121 OMG, machines for sale is back with us . . . dammit, I think there's something in my eye.
Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:40 PM (w407e)

Machines for sale is totally hot for you, Peaches.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 04, 2012 10:41 PM (DGIjM)

128 Were he to drink a beer, it would be something more like Guinness.
***
Guinness, because you lost your taste buds doing manly things with manly men in a totally straight way.

Posted by: Guinness not the worst thing to come out of Ireland (thanks IRA) at April 04, 2012 10:41 PM (3aXbg)

129 #100

Wolverine is a great kid, he takes very good care of Sissy. He was a little upset when his car broke down but Stuck loaned him the pathfinder until they can get it fixed. I guess it's a pretty complicated repair, some problem with the header gas?

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:41 PM (R5yLq)

130 Sheep shagging machines? Blimey!

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 04, 2012 10:42 PM (QTHTd)

131 Gwar - Hail Genocide

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcGDP8aonYU

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:42 PM (F79HU)

132 Of course, I live in the Bay Area, and periodically have to avoid Medea Benjamin.
Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:40 PM (mKMj1)

Howdy, neighbor!

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:43 PM (SkRNT)

133 TCM showing Ronald Reagan movies tonight!

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:43 PM (7W3wI)

134 Hi ya ChemJeff!!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 04, 2012 10:43 PM (DGIjM)

135 Last one and I gots to go.

Gwar - Womb With A View

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iL9v1e-_T1g

Fiendish and crude
Froosty and lews
This is the life I have whored myself to
Spackled and battered and smothered and covered
And cleaving and cloven and bitter and blued
Your womb
Your breeding sac

Your womb is a membrane I must penetrate
Your womb is a sewer
I grunt at the grate
Your womb is a sewer
Your womb is manure
but still, I'm worse

My life is a sinkhole
Egregious and rude
Worm fested and filthy
Froosty and lewd
A womb with a view
When one becomes two
Fuck you
Never to matter the number of flies feasting the flab that bolsters your thighs
Your womb
Your breeding hive
Womb with a view
I see you

I was born
Deep in the void
Raped by millions I soon grew
Annoyed!

Could I somehow elope?
Like a molecule in a microscope
So your womb won't become the tomb of our dead baby
Never to matter the number of flies
Lapping the flab that bolsters your thighs
Womb with a view
When one becomes two
Fuck you

Your womb is a membrane I must penetrate
Your womb is a sewer
I grunt at the grate
Your womb is a sewer
Your womb is manure
But still, I'm worse

Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:43 PM (F79HU)

136 120


"79 The Orioles (a nominal MLB team) lost to a community college
team today. I already have mathematical elimination fever. Catch it!
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 04, 2012 10:31 PM (jucos) "<br>

<br>

A challenger!! The race to the bottom is afoot!!

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at April 04, 2012 10:39 PM

We won't be denied!

Posted by: New York Mets at April 04, 2012 10:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

137
I'm not sure what Stuck may have told you, but I wasn't exactly innocent from the start.

Posted by: Hummingbird

I just enjoy Peaches. She's got a great, sneaky, sense of snark.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:43 PM (mKMj1)

138 119 Argentina is led by Obama with Tits socialist Christina Kirchner. She is turning the Argentine peso to shit to cover massive social spending debt that her economy can't pay

So naturally a war for national pride keeps her away from the torches and pitchforks

Posted by: kbdabear at April 04, 2012 10:39 PM (Y+DPZ)


Look for Obama to take decisive military action to stop Iran from going nuclear in... Oh, around October or so...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:44 PM (niZvt)

139 Sorry -Admiral Sir Sandy Woodward

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 04, 2012 10:44 PM (Jls4P)

140 she meets the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada, and the standards established by other international competitions."

The statement, however, did not elaborate on what the requirements were.

Golf ball. Garden hose.
Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2012 10:35 PM (l/xhO)

she made that thing on donalds head sit up and bark.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 04, 2012 10:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

141 @112
When the bad white people from the North came down to the Italian hood and sacked and punked the bitches like rented Christians


Posted by: Vikings Fan at April 04, 2012 10:44 PM (7+fzJ)

142 Machines for sale is totally hot for you, Peaches.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 04, 2012 10:41 PM (DGIjM)

It's frighteningly mutual, Shrimp!

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:44 PM (w407e)

143 #137

I've noticed. I love the way she lies in wait and strikes when they least expect it!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:45 PM (R5yLq)

144 Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at April 04, 2012 10:39 PM (w4QuJ)

Oh good, I need a good penguin skinning machine.
Posted by: Robert at April 04, 2012 10:41 PM (F79HU)

Robert!

I have a pandablender you can borrow.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 04, 2012 10:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

145 Look for Obama to take decisive military action to stop Iran from going nuclear in... Oh, around October or so...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:44 PM (niZvt)

So, about five months after Bibi does it.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:45 PM (SkRNT)

146 #119 - I read an article in the WSJ today about her having banned the import of books unless the publisher can prove the ink has less than some insane percentage of lead.

In the age of e-books.

Riiiiight.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:46 PM (mKMj1)

147 Just think, you too can earn a trip to the White House if you kill off enough infidels. Be sure and use the code word Muslim Brotherhood and act fast -- this offer expires on Jan. 13, 2013.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 04, 2012 10:46 PM (ccXZP)

148 I'm not sure what Stuck may have told you, but I wasn't exactly innocent from the start.

Compared to what, Hummingbird?

And, Dianna, you gots to cut that shit out, lest you make me blush . . . {{{{}}}}

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:46 PM (w407e)

149 145 Look for Obama to take decisive military action to stop Iran from going nuclear in... Oh, around October or so...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:44 PM (niZvt)

So, about five months after Bibi does it.
Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:45 PM (SkRNT)


Leading from behind, baby!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:46 PM (niZvt)

150 That video was pretty neat.

Posted by: Ben at April 04, 2012 10:46 PM (UvdzB)

151 Sheep shagging machines?
--------------------------------

I remember when they were called 'Afghanis".

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (ETgqz)

152 When the bad white people from the North came down to the Italian hood and sacked and punked the bitches like rented Christians

It was an improvement from how the Muslims treated us

Posted by: Sicily at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (QTHTd)

153 FUCK YOU BROWN PEOPLE H8TERS!

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (/Aauo)

154 Sheep shagging machines?

--------------------------------



I remember when they were called 'Afghanis".

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (ETgqz)

THREADWINNER!!!!!

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (w407e)

155 We got Machines for Sale; it's a classic ONT.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 10:40 PM (7yvLv)

Amen, hell YEAH, and night, y'all! Glad to see all seems well here this evening. Keep up the good work!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (SsG4J)

156 CC and Dr. Varno, y'all reminded me of an e-mail with a .wav attached i received a good while back.

Gilligans Asshole

The skipper wanted gilligan's tail
his pants he did unzip
that big fat homo was too large
he crushed little buddy's hip

Posted by: cowboyup at April 04, 2012 10:48 PM (x/Gcm)

157 ppppolls 1 min
Mitt Romney leads Rick Santorum in Pennsylvania. Full poll around 11:30

Posted by: Jose at April 04, 2012 10:48 PM (srIqv)

158 GWAR - Back to Iraq!

http://tinyurl.com/74trueb

Posted by: The International at April 04, 2012 10:48 PM (xXhWA)

159 #148



No matter what I say from here I'm going to have morons pestering me for pics and videos.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:48 PM (R5yLq)

160 Howdy, neighbor!



Posted by: eman

Howdy, back!

Hey, has Medea called you stupid because you didn't know the rate of child abuse in Sweden? I rather treasure that one!

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:49 PM (mKMj1)

161 I wonder at what point the Romans looked at each other and said, "We are truly good and fucked."
***
A number of Roman authors noticed a decline after the transition to empire. While Augustus Ceaser was actually one of Rome's better rulers, his followers, and the changes in society the emperors brought profoundly changed Rome for the worse.

“The people that once bestowed commands, consulships,
legions, and all else, now concerns itself no more, and longs eagerly
for just two things - bread and circuses” --Juvenal

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2012 10:49 PM (3aXbg)

162 Hi Shrimps
man it's been crazy around here lately

Posted by: chemjeff at April 04, 2012 10:49 PM (7FadD)

163 Howdy, Ms al Thor.

Cowboyup, that ain't right.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 10:49 PM (7yvLv)

164 PPP poll coming out tonite has Romney ahead in PA.

Posted by: Jon at April 04, 2012 10:49 PM (QBSkP)

165 153
FUCK YOU BROWN PEOPLE H8TERS!


Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (/Aauo)

--No, fuck *you*. I'm married to a Mexican chica!

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 10:49 PM (ykSKg)

166 Leading from behind, baby!
***
Well, I always told sweet Barry to use what he knows.


Posted by: Kal Penn at April 04, 2012 10:50 PM (3aXbg)

167 What's Argentina going to do now? Send Lionel Messi? Declare bankruptcy again?
300 deaths sounds pretty small, I can see that happening per day.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at April 04, 2012 10:50 PM (tKFT6)

168
Look for Obama to take decisive military action to stop Iran from going nuclear in... Oh, around October or so...

Posted by: CoolCzech

And thoroughly eff it up.

Not kidding. If it's not a video game, he can't cope.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:50 PM (mKMj1)

169
FOX News contributor Judge Napolitano told Neil Cavuto today,

“I think the president is dangerously close to totalitarianism. A few months ago he was saying the Congress doesn’t count. The Congress doesn’t mean anything. I am going to rule by decree and by administrative regulation. Now he’s basically saying the Supreme Court doesn’t count. It doesn’t matter what they think. They can’t review our legislation. That would leave just him as the only branch of government standing.”

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:50 PM (7W3wI)

170 fish tickling machines fish packing machines fish canning machines fish freezing machines fish grinding machines grumby was drunk when the ship was wrecked but nobody minded we all had our plans when the giant crabs appeared we fought them side by side hinkley improvised a device that caused spontaneous combustion the crabs screamed in human voices as they burned "ginger" told me as a boy she'd stay up late watching some like it hot over and over at the movie theater in town grumby and howell vanished into the interior looking for the silver silver polishing machines silver stamping machines 100% prom dresses 100% wigs 100% fake breasts 100% fake eyelashes i decided to hunt marianne first she slipped into the jungle like a fish into water moving like the panther she'd been born but i've killed big cats on eight continents some with rifles and some with my bare hands she thought she was stalking me even as i stalked her she thought i wanted her and i did we met in a clearing and made love before we fought to the death, claws against knife and i burned her to keep the crabs from eating her crab cracking machines crab boiling machines crab canning machines crab nebula machines hinkley was investigating the ruins he kept going on about how they were non euclidian whatever that meant i stalked him with the bow i made then he found grumby and howell crushed by some great weight with looks of terror on their faces i felt a pang of fear myself fear that my hunt would be cut short cutting machines pinking machines snipping machines emasculating machines

Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at April 04, 2012 10:50 PM (w4QuJ)

171 Hey, has Medea called you stupid because you didn't know the rate of child abuse in Sweden? I rather treasure that one!
Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:49 PM (mKMj1)

Not yet, but I blame her busy schedule.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:50 PM (SkRNT)

172 Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:45 PM (SkRNT)

Assuming Obama doesn't try to screw Bibi over so bad that Bibi has to delay or suspend action against Iran...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 10:51 PM (UR5vq)

173 153 FUCK YOU BROWN PEOPLE H8TERS!
Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (/Aauo)


I'm just jealous Crayola still makes brown-colored crayons, that's all.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:51 PM (niZvt)

174 145 Look for Obama to take decisive military action to stop Iran from going nuclear in... Oh, around October or so...
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:44 PM (niZvt)

So, about five months after Bibi does it.
Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:45 PM (SkRNT)

Leading from behind, baby!
Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:46 PM (niZvt)

I think he may make his big move to bring about peace in the middle east around then but I am willing to give even odds he just decides to go medieval on israel instead.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 04, 2012 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

175
And, Dianna, you gots to cut that shit out, lest you make me blush . . . {{{{}}}}


Posted by: Peaches

I wouldn't worry about it - if you blush, you'll be quite, quite taken with the novelty of the sensation!

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:52 PM (mKMj1)

176 129- wait i am confused. sos is with hummingbird and wolfie is with sissy? i apologize i am stupid.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 04, 2012 10:52 PM (JvP2I)

177 That would leave just him as the only branch of government standing.”
***
Remember when the left was accusing Bush of being an out of control tyrant? You can always tell what the left will do by listening to what they accuse us of doing.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2012 10:52 PM (3aXbg)

178 Look for Obama to take decisive military action to stop Iran from going nuclear in...

"Just tell me where an aspirin factory is and act all pissed until November, 'k?"

Posted by: t-bird at April 04, 2012 10:52 PM (l/xhO)

179
FOX News contributor Judge Napolitano told Neil Cavuto today,

Shweet, steevy, a real mood enhancer, that, thanks for sharing. No relation to Janet, I'm guessing?

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:52 PM (w407e)

180 Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (/Aauo)...No, fuck *you*. I'm married to a Mexican chica!

How much did that cost you Nazi Facist?!!!!

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 10:53 PM (/Aauo)

181 No matter what I say from here I'm going to have morons pestering me for pics and videos.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:48 PM


wait, what?

you've got videos?

Cut.Jib.Newsletter. Is your PayPal account accepting contributions?

Posted by: AltonJackson's curiosity is piqued at April 04, 2012 10:53 PM (JMmQ9)

182 I think the Sea Dart also had software problems, the system would lose
track on incoming Exocets and recycle itself into safe mode...

Yes. They were Pixy Missiles.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2012 10:53 PM (6RnvM)

183 174
145 Look for Obama to take decisive military action to stop Iran from going nuclear in... Oh, around October or so...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:44 PM (niZvt)



So, about five months after Bibi does it.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:45 PM (SkRNT)



Leading from behind, baby!

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:46 PM (niZvt)



I think he may make his big move to bring about peace in the middle
east around then but I am willing to give even odds he just decides to
go medieval on israel instead.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 04, 2012 10:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

--After reading about the shaft Baraka gave to Canada, I'm convinced that being a traditional U.S. ally is the most dangerous position for a country possible at present.

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 10:53 PM (ykSKg)

184 FOX News contributor Judge Napolitano told Neil Cavuto today,

Shweet, steevy, a real mood enhancer, that, thanks for sharing. No relation to Janet, I'm guessing?
Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 10:52 PM (w407e)

they share a toupee.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 04, 2012 10:53 PM (Z9EHQ)

185 Wait, when did italics make a come back?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2012 10:54 PM (3aXbg)

186 Oh, boo

Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2012 10:54 PM (3aXbg)

187 180
Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (/Aauo)...No, fuck *you*. I'm married to a Mexican chica!

How much did that cost you Nazi Facist?!!!!


Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 10:53 PM (/Aauo)

--Nothing but sexual exclusivity. (I know that is not a cost to you, of course.)

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 10:55 PM (ykSKg)

188 179 Nah.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:55 PM (7W3wI)

189 Don't hummerbirds fly from stalk to stalk, sucking out pollen? What could be more innocent than that?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:55 PM (niZvt)

190 #176

Sissy is my little sister. Stuck calls her bumblebee but she's been sissy to me since she was four years old. Sissy and Wolverine have been dating for about a year now.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:55 PM (R5yLq)

191 Once again, it's off to bed just as the excitement (yaaawwwn) begins. Feels like a cold, but doc says it's viral. Body doesn't care.

This one stuck with me 'cause I might've said it:
820 Smart ass crap pops into my head pretty much 24/7 and I really have a hard time sometimes remember that not everyone has my rather warped sense of humor.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 04, 2012 12:14 AM (R5yLq)


Another sixty years, and maybe I'll learn.

Good night, Gracie. Everybody play nice.

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at April 04, 2012 10:55 PM (lBpVP)

192 Just ignore it, logprof.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 10:55 PM (7yvLv)

193
Machines for Sale is primo!

Posted by: jinxthecat at April 04, 2012 10:56 PM (S5OFW)

194 Is that the real kayinmaine?

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 10:57 PM (SkRNT)

195 192
Just ignore it, logprof.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 10:55 PM (7yvLv)


--No, this is fun. At least the troll (or is it the faux version?) is only engaging me, and not crapping on the thread in general anymore.

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 10:57 PM (ykSKg)

196 Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2012 10:53 PM (6RnvM)

Didn't Britain get the disable codes from the French for the the Argentine Exocet missiles?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 10:57 PM (UR5vq)

197 190- Oh. lord bless them. i got caught up in the sos saga. apologies.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 04, 2012 10:57 PM (JvP2I)

198 Jesus... this a heavy ONT.
I just finished Idiocracy, and it sure feels current.

Posted by: Truman North at April 04, 2012 10:57 PM (I2LwF)

199 KayInMay is just upset that her free government diaphragm popped out when she was standing in line at the grocery store today, hitting the little boy staring up her skirt smack in the eye.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 10:58 PM (niZvt)

200
TIBTC: "Ms. Talackova, we're just going to attach these leads to your . . . um . . . genitalia, whilst we ask you several very simple questions related to your request to rejoin the pageant."

Ms. T: "Okay!" [giggles]

TIBTC: "Ms. Talackova . . . if that is your REAL name . .. are you NOW, or have you ever been . . . [wait for it!!] . . . A MAN?!?!?!?!?!"

Ms. T: "Heavens! What does your little machine say?" [titters]

TIBTC: "Oh . . . my. The machine says . . . IMPROPER CALIBRATION . . . PERFORM MANUAL TESTING. Gulp."

Ms. T: "Tee hee!"

Posted by: The Itty Bitty Titty Committee at April 04, 2012 10:58 PM (RtpCp)

201 So, does the pic of Ginger have a little Ann-Margret to it, or is it just me?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 10:59 PM (7yvLv)

202 Didn't Britain get the disable codes from the French for the the Argentine Exocet missiles?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

I've read that. On the other hand, I've also read that the Egyptians once asked the Soviets for "Ground to Aircraft missiles." Which, given my knowledge of Soviet armaments as sold to the 3rd world, had me rolling.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 10:59 PM (mKMj1)

203 196 The British used Exocet themselves.Not sure there were any codes.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:59 PM (7W3wI)

204 Sissy and Wolverine have been dating for about a year now.

Why aren't they married, already? Kids, these days....

Posted by: Rick Santorumious at April 04, 2012 10:59 PM (JMmQ9)

205 201 So, does the pic of Ginger have a little Ann-Margret to it, or is it just me?
Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 10:59 PM (7yvLv)


You mean those curly little brunette hairs on her chin?

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 11:00 PM (niZvt)

206 #189

Exactly CoolCzech! I am the very model of innocence.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 11:00 PM (R5yLq)

207 136 120


"79 The Orioles (a nominal MLB team) lost to a community college
team today. I already have mathematical elimination fever. Catch it!
Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 04, 2012 10:31 PM (jucos) "





A challenger!! The race to the bottom is afoot!!

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at April 04, 2012 10:39 PM

We won't be denied!
Posted by: New York Mets


Whatchu talkin bout Willis?!

Posted by: The Cubbies at April 04, 2012 11:00 PM (fT0Pi)

208 Didn't Britain get the disable codes from the French for the the Argentine Exocet missiles?
That was a joke [?] on my part, Kratos. I should have typed "hamster-powered Pixy Missiles". 8^)

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2012 11:00 PM (6RnvM)

209 When Obama is booted out in November kayinmaine will cry and scream at her lobster friends.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2012 11:01 PM (SkRNT)

210 Ayuh! Ayuh! All da yankees in da house say Ayuh!
Why you guys on an ONT, ese?
Don't you guys know I'm crazy?

To the one on the Ace of Spade
I love attention but I can't get laid
Get done when the poo I fling
Damn, I feel like Stephen King

Don't make me wreck the blog
When I'm posting here I get the fog
And the posts run so fast they flyby
I run away when I post a driveby

Oh makin' my fingers twitch
Like Amy they call me the DOCTOR, BITCH
You guys I got ta maintain
Cause a Yankee like me is goin' insane

Insane in da state o' Maine
(Insane in da brain!)

Posted by: KayInTheMembrane at April 04, 2012 11:01 PM (QTHTd)

211 sorry for not closin da tag

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 04, 2012 11:02 PM (QTHTd)

212 I have to admit, I wouldn't have recognized that picture as Ginger...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 11:02 PM (niZvt)

213 No, this is fun. At least the troll (or is it the
faux version?) is only engaging me, and not crapping on the thread in
general anymore...Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 10:57 PM (ykSKg)

How is she at tieing nooses for you and your kind?!...*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 11:02 PM (/Aauo)

214 Ahh yes, 1982. I was making many trips down to Ascension Island in the Atlantic. Turns out President Reagan was helping out Mrs. Thatcher by providing all the logistical support we could. The island's runways were busy with British planes, happily topping off with all the fuel they could carry. Satellite photo updates and I imaging all the signal traffic the radios could grab.
I thought that was a nice gesture.

Posted by: 141Driver at April 04, 2012 11:02 PM (/E3ql)

215 Do you have to wear an eye-patch after your diaphragm accident, CC?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2012 11:03 PM (6RnvM)

216 212 I saw her in a western looking like that.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 11:03 PM (7W3wI)

217 Oh, snoopy dance, Survivor is on!!!! brb, fappers . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 04, 2012 11:03 PM (w407e)

218 #204

I really like Wolverine but I hope they wait before they get married. I married too young and I regretted it. I hope she doesn't make that mistake.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 11:03 PM (R5yLq)

219 Good night, morons everywhere. Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at April 04, 2012 11:03 PM (7yvLv)

220 There is something strangely aromatic in being called a Fascist by a deranged Lefty. It smells like..............victory.

Posted by: Killjoy at April 04, 2012 11:04 PM (ETgqz)

221 I think the Sea Dart also had software problems, the system would lose

track on incoming Exocets and recycle itself into safe mode...
Yes. They were Pixy Missiles.


Heh.

It's probably been two decades since I read "Red Storm Rising", but I vaguely recall a scene where Russkie missiles are homing in on an American carrier, and the Phalanxes shoot down a bunch, then, with only two remaining, the system can't decide which is the priority, so they keep resetting. I remember thinking at the time "wouldn't it just pick one"?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 04, 2012 11:04 PM (sc+NB)

222 nut cutting machines nut cracking machines nut shelling machines machines that could be bounded in a nutshell but still be kings of infinite space machines that couldn't after all danish modern machines i hunted hinkley through the ruins it was harder than i'd expected he was right about the geometry being all wrong even my keen senses were confused he was no better though at last i cornered him by what looked like a great door the arrow killed him clean i hate to see them struggle too long he fell and struck against the door and it swung open the thing came out like a gelatinous mountain i fled back to the boat i knew where the parts were hidden i could get away but "ginger" caught me as I ran she only looked slender under the marilyn monroe dress she still had the muscles of a canadian fisherman no she said you killed them all but i won't tell if you take me to roarke's island like you promised just then it came in view but she didn't scream instead she said come to me and meet your bride 100% bridesmaids dresses 100% human hair wigs 100% human skin wedding dresses the last i saw she was standing on the beach in a white dress when it came to her and perhaps she found the marriage she hoped for me i got away or at least i thought i did but always the smell and the slime follow me no matter how far i travel or where i go before long i see its traces in the street outside its hunting me and i've decided to go as i lived i shall wait for it in the himalayas with a buffalo rifle and plenty of rounds it will hunt me and i will hunt it and when the moment comes i will think of marianne

Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at April 04, 2012 11:05 PM (w4QuJ)

223 First...time I get a post on the ONT below 200!

Well, 'rons and 'ettes, I'm into my third week on the new jobs and I'm still waiting to get into my apartment. Friday should be the day, and I'm ready to get out of these motel rooms. As a plus, the apt. manager is kinda cute and single.

I think I'm losing my edge, though...I just don't give a crap about politics these days. I'll be there to cast my vote against SCOAMF in the fall, but...okay, I'm hearing O'Reilly play a clip of Lawrence O'Weenie smearing the Mormon religion. Revolting. He doesn't have the stones to do that to Islam.

No worries, folks. The Captain has his groove back.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 04, 2012 11:05 PM (dHwuO)

224 >>>I've read that. On the other hand, I've also read that the Egyptians once asked the Soviets for "Ground to Aircraft missiles." Which, given my knowledge of Soviet armaments as sold to the 3rd world, had me rolling.

lol. Still, the SAM missile umbrella under which the Egyptians crossed the Suez into the Sinai was effective in deterring Israeli air power at least in the opening rounds of the Yom Kippur War.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 11:05 PM (UR5vq)

225 I'm gonna call it a night. Be good, guys.

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 04, 2012 11:05 PM (niZvt)

226 {Peeking in} Is it safe?

Posted by: Theresa (not Laurence Olivier) at April 04, 2012 11:06 PM (nrUaS)

227 Good evening, good people.


Maet, my condolences. Safe home, please.


This is so funny, watching the ice cream people sitting on the benches in their winter coats licking cones. And looking kind of puckered about it. After 2 weeks of real warmth, it's turned seasonal again, naturally after everyone opened early.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2012 11:06 PM (SAMxH)

228 Oh, and very sorry to hear there's been a death in your family, Maet.

Posted by: Theresa (not Laurence Olivier) at April 04, 2012 11:07 PM (nrUaS)

229 226
{Peeking in} Is it safe?


Posted by: Theresa (not Laurence Olivier) at April 04, 2012 11:06 PM (nrUaS)

Is it ever?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2012 11:07 PM (xKC/c)

230 224 Our fault,we equipped the Israelis with jammers that couldn't jam that SAM model.We had to rush some over from SE Asia for them.

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 11:07 PM (7W3wI)

231 I don't give a fuck about the EPA

I don't give a fuck about the IRS

Posted by: indigo child at April 04, 2012 11:09 PM (xXhWA)

232 Posted by: Theresa (not Laurence Olivier) at April 04, 2012 11:06 PM (nrUaS)

This world is neither simple or safe.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 11:10 PM (UR5vq)

233 Just poppin' in to say hey

Maet, I am truly sorry for your loss. Prayers over your travel and your family.

Back to daywalking for a while. Gnight!

Posted by: moki at April 04, 2012 11:10 PM (dZmFh)

234 "FUCK YOU BROWN PEOPLE...

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 10:47 PM (/Aauo)"


Wow, that kayinsane thing is really racist, isn't it?!?!!!111!1!!!1!

/

--Sorry for your loss, Maetenloch

Posted by: Generic, acting like a "journalist" at April 04, 2012 11:10 PM (szPD/)

235 I'm gonna call it a night. Be good, guys.
We'll keep an eye out for you, CC.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2012 11:11 PM (6RnvM)

236 Condolences Maet

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 04, 2012 11:11 PM (fT0Pi)

237 This world is neither simple or nor safe.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 11:10 PM (UR5vq)

--Neither is grammar.

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 11:11 PM (ykSKg)

238 @15 Boulder Toilet Hobo
Pinochet was a great man. Its a shame America doesn't have someone of his caliber waiting in the wings.

Posted by: Capone at April 04, 2012 11:12 PM (l52K6)

239
I've heard a rumor that the regime plans to kidnap Jay Carney, transport him to Afghanistan, and forcibly eject him from a Chinook. Over Tora Bora.
He'll be wearing only a parachute and speedos.
They want to see how good his rhetorical skills really are.

Posted by: seamrog at April 04, 2012 11:12 PM (VP5xD)

240 #226

So far no major fights.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 11:12 PM (R5yLq)

241 Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 11:11 PM (ykSKg)

*hangs head in shame*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 11:12 PM (UR5vq)

242 lol. Still, the SAM missile umbrella under which
the Egyptians crossed the Suez into the Sinai was effective in deterring
Israeli air power at least in the opening rounds of the Yom Kippur War.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

Quite true, actually.

The problem was that the Israelis, within 48 hours, had the whole thing taped - the Soviet hardware and control software was just an open book. It dismayed the Soviets, because they honestly thought their mathematicians had made their interface unbreakable.

Major snickering.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 11:13 PM (mKMj1)

243 Is it ever?


Posted by: Blanco Basura

Here? Are you kidding?

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 11:14 PM (mKMj1)

244 @ 167 Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand
Argentina's economy is doing pretty well. I have relatives there and plan to visit Buenos Aires in June with my wife. I have to take a flight from Chicago to Miami. Annoying connection but hey worth it.

Posted by: Capone at April 04, 2012 11:15 PM (l52K6)

245 ... So I was just finishing up some paperwork, and I'd put the TV on mute to minimize the distraction. When I was done, I noticed that Conan was on. I turned off Mute just as he was delivering a punch line.

"... Sara Palin!" (followed by a little crowd laughter)

TV off. Computer on.

Hi, morons.

Posted by: weew at April 04, 2012 11:16 PM (ElfHn)

246 Watched the recorded American Top Gear from last night. Kal Penn was the guest star and he said he'd never driven a stick before. I thought he drove Baraka's stick. Of course he drives a Prius.

Posted by: BishopWash at April 04, 2012 11:17 PM (liT8W)

247 Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at April 04, 2012 11:05 PM (w4QuJ)

/applauds

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 04, 2012 11:18 PM (U7UTB)

248 irongrampa: how goes Project Ford (The Finer Forty-Niner)?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2012 11:19 PM (JMmQ9)

249 246
Watched the recorded American Top Gear from last night. Kal Penn was the
guest star and he said he'd never driven a stick before. I thought he
drove Baraka's stick. Of course he drives a Prius.

Posted by: BishopWash at April 04, 2012 11:17 PM (liT8W)

--You know who else does not know how to drive a stick? Girls.

Posted by: logprof at April 04, 2012 11:19 PM (ykSKg)

250 Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 11:13 PM (mKMj1)

*insert many "In Soviet Russia" jokes here*

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 11:20 PM (UR5vq)

251 I need a good nut cracking machine for, umm, somebody that's gonna get a good nut cracking. Where could I get one of those?

Posted by: 141Driver at April 04, 2012 11:21 PM (/E3ql)

252
Condolences to Maet on his loss.

I'm getting a distinctly "what if HP Lovecraft had written Moby Dick" off of MachinesForSale tonight.

It's been a shitty week overall. I'm car-hunting for the first time in about 7 years, which fucking sucks. I HATE car shopping. The big air compressor at the shop died a spectacular death yesterday, had to bring in the big floor fans to get the smoke out of the shop. Still smells like crap. Since I'm car-less at the moment, I'm staying on the boat (marina's close to the shop, and my normal commute is about 35 miles), which sounds more romantic than it is, because the cabin smells like diesel after replacing a couple of fuel hoses last weekend and I still haven't fixed the head so I have to walk 200 yards up to the clubhouse to take a dump. And finally, we have schools of baitfish hanging out under the docks lately, which brings in the seals, who bang the shit out of every boat in the harbor at around 3 in the morning when you're trying to sleep.

'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 04, 2012 11:22 PM (Bmbjy)

253 You Nazis try to hide your racism by preemptive racism. So over the top you hope nobody believes you are the overseers you wish you are.I'm on to you and WILL expose your facism!*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at April 04, 2012 11:23 PM (/Aauo)

254 223? Ah heck, I give up.

Posted by: Captain Whitebread at April 04, 2012 11:23 PM (dHwuO)

255 I'd hit it!



It's not gay if it's post-op.


OTOH, if your choices were a pre-op Jenna Talackova or Samantha Brick... well, I don't think anyone's going to judge you.

Posted by: Brendan at April 04, 2012 11:24 PM (2jQGY)

256 @ 248

Going really well. We sent a couple of pieces of chrome to be replated, most of it is quite nice. The stainless got buffed, and I only launched 2 pieces across the shop. Better than normal. Body is ready for paint, but I won't be involved there. Looks like about maybe a month to completion, barring any mishaps.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2012 11:24 PM (SAMxH)

257 facism

I'm more a boobist, I must admit

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 04, 2012 11:25 PM (QTHTd)

258 I'm disappointed. Just found out that I'm not supposed to bring a shotgun to an easter egg hunt.

Guess they're using .22's this year or something.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2012 11:25 PM (xKC/c)

259 253--Get over yourself already, Kay. Just 'cuz you keep getting bounced from the other blogs, doesn't mean you're relevant or anything.

Posted by: Generic at April 04, 2012 11:26 PM (szPD/)

260 Let's go from crazy to something not as crazy:

Robot Squirrels Probe Rattlesnakes

http://tinyurl.com/d7kasmm

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 11:27 PM (UR5vq)

261 #254

Sorry Captain Whitebread, the boys came in from the shop and we were making a plan for tomorrow. I'm glad you found a nice apartment and I hope everything is going well with your job.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 11:27 PM (R5yLq)

262 @256 ...and the Mopar is fine, as well?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2012 11:28 PM (JMmQ9)

263 oh wow I think it really is KayInMaine

hey Kay, snookums, get back in the kitchen, you haven't finished making my sammitch

Posted by: chemjeff at April 04, 2012 11:28 PM (7FadD)

264 "I'm disappointed. Just found out that I'm not supposed to bring a shotgun to an easter egg hunt."

And apparently it is also bad form to get really drunk and go squirrel hunting. With a 30-06. Behind an elementary school. Damn Jack Daniels.

Posted by: 141Driver at April 04, 2012 11:28 PM (/E3ql)

265 Maet, I am sorry for your loss.

Posted by: jc at April 04, 2012 11:29 PM (ufJKx)

266 #253

Spit? How ladylike. I have a suggestion for you. You might want to try talking to us, instead of talking at us. I think you would be surprised at the results.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 11:31 PM (R5yLq)

267 So I went to look at some long guns today. Dude asked me what I wanted a shotgun and a rifle for......um, to kill critters. Him - really, what kind. Me - the human kind? Who knew they could cart you off to jail for saying such a thing. I mean, when you say 'for protection' doesn't that signify takin' out the bad guys?! Learned me a lesson - never state the obvious.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 04, 2012 11:31 PM (KnlZl)

268 Latest PPP poll shows Romney ahead of Ricky 42-37...in Pennsylvania. Looks like it's all over but the crying for Tantorum.

Posted by: packsoldier at April 04, 2012 11:32 PM (9tLNI)

269 255 I'd hit it! Posted by: Brendan at April 04, 2012 11:24 PM (2jQGY)

You'd have to do it gently. I don't think its made for "hitting"

Posted by: The International at April 04, 2012 11:32 PM (xXhWA)

270 Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2012 11:25 PM

well played

golf clap

(Pixy: please can we haz "sub text" ? The 'golf clap" just isn't the same without it. K?THX.)

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2012 11:32 PM (JMmQ9)

271 246- snork! so true.

Posted by: whiskey tango at April 04, 2012 11:34 PM (JvP2I)

272 Ahh, I recognize KayInMaine from Twitter and getting her @ss PWND by her conservative betters.

Why is your site not called "blacknoise?" Racist.

Posted by: Theresa at April 04, 2012 11:35 PM (nrUaS)

273 #202

The joke usually goes, "We tried the surface to air missiles. Do you have any surface to aircraft missiles?"


Posted by: epobirs at April 04, 2012 11:35 PM (kcfmt)

274 @ 262

Already had it out last week. Could NOT wait any longer. I keep it licensed year round, saves hassles, imho.

Here's a funny for you--my tools are covered under homeowner's insurance, so I have to do a yearly inventory for coverage purposes. If it were necessary to replace what I own at today's prices, the tab would be in the mid-fifties. That near to floored me. Most of the tools are duplicated in metric, and none of it is cheap.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2012 11:36 PM (SAMxH)

275 The joke usually goes, "We tried the surface to air missiles. Do you have any surface to aircraft missiles?"







I always liked the one about the Italian Army, who always lose wars because they order ziti instead of shells.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 04, 2012 11:37 PM (Bmbjy)

276 okay, time for bed
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at April 04, 2012 11:37 PM (7FadD)

277 Night ChemJeff!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at April 04, 2012 11:38 PM (DGIjM)

278 When life gets me down i just tell myself that at least i don't have those dangly old man balls yet *looks down* oh, damn.

Posted by: booger at April 04, 2012 11:39 PM (HI6wa)

279 273
#202

The joke usually goes, "We tried the surface to air missiles. Do you have any surface to aircraft missiles?"




Posted by: epobirs

Usually, I italicise "aircraft' and the joke works.

I learned it from a former Soviet. It's even better when you can't use articles.

Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 11:40 PM (mKMj1)

280 Posted by: MACHINES FOR SALE at April 04, 2012 10:50 PM (w4QuJ)

Hinkley, Grumby, Howell, Ginger. What, no Mary Ann or Gilligan?

Posted by: Heorot at April 04, 2012 11:41 PM (Y06m6)

281 I still think KayinMaine is just a spoof, it can't be serious, it's just too dumb.

Posted by: booger at April 04, 2012 11:42 PM (HI6wa)

282 Good tools are not inexpensive.

I've never tallied up the replacement value of all the crap in the garage (and basement and attic and shed, etc) but I'm sure I'd be shocked by the total.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2012 11:42 PM (JMmQ9)

283 Whenever life gets me down I take a look at my enormous penis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqR_SwwByMM

Posted by: BishopWash at April 04, 2012 11:43 PM (liT8W)

284 OMG, LOL, etc, are those honkers real ( on Ginger, on the bed ) ??

they seem to be communicating with me; summoning me; alluring and pert

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, always marvelous at April 04, 2012 11:46 PM (Dll6b)

285 I wonder if HBO is feeling the pinch from the Rush/Maher kerfuffle. I just saw an ad for half off HBO for the first time in a long time.

Posted by: Retread at April 04, 2012 11:46 PM (joSBv)

286 Evening M&Ms!

Posted by: Zakn at April 04, 2012 11:46 PM (7F9i5)

287 Whenever life gets me down I take a look at my enormous penis. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqR_SwwByMM

Thread Killer

Posted by: There's no way AltonJackson is following that link at April 04, 2012 11:47 PM (JMmQ9)

288 It's okay Alton. The song is by Da Vinci's Notebook.

Posted by: BishopWash at April 04, 2012 11:48 PM (liT8W)

289 WTF is facism? Your fave fetish is spurting on faces or your obsession is your hatred of your own face?

Well, I'm sorry she's nutso for fascia but how the fuck is that anyone else's problem?

It's not. Go back to ogling people on the bus, creepy lady.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 04, 2012 11:49 PM (sqVOl)

290
Time for the old folk. Lazy day tomorrow, if I don't get caught.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 04, 2012 11:50 PM (SAMxH)

291 I learned it from a former Soviet. It's even better when you can't use articles.


Posted by: Dianna at April 04, 2012 11:40 PM (mKMj1)

== in the Old Days, the Red Army was a hotbed of knee-slappers, goofs, insanely dangerous practical jokes, and probably the grossest, most graphic sense of humor of any group in any nationality
They would spend days setting up potentially lethal practical jokes, usually involved feces or urine; exploding, catapulted, etc. Very strange...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, always marvelous at April 04, 2012 11:50 PM (Dll6b)

292 The Russian Army sucks so bad overall that the only thing they can thing to invest in are nukes.

That's a smart move actually, given their energy-hungry neighbor to their East.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 11:53 PM (UR5vq)

293 Evening everyone!

I called a recruiter today to check on the status of an application. I'm now waiting hopefully for them to schedule a phone interview. We'll see what happens. I also got to go do some fencing, so life is good right now.

Posted by: Alex at April 04, 2012 11:54 PM (tlK1P)

294 Did anyone else see the 'google glasses'? Basically a cyborg-style computer worn as glasses. Couple that with the new info that the coppers are tracking our phone conversations = Big Brother, Baby!

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 04, 2012 11:55 PM (KnlZl)

295 g'night, irongrampa

I should probably rack out, as well, gotta big day tomorrow. I get to figure out how to make the next new car you buy a bigger piece of siht than the one you traded in, or how to make it insanely expensive.

Or both.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 04, 2012 11:56 PM (JMmQ9)

296 Does this mean we have to become luddites in order to win the revolution?

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 04, 2012 11:56 PM (KnlZl)

297 Russians, even in their military, were always stealing each others windshield wipers-----apparently these were very rare, as in rarely made and not imported

==and taking dumps on each others windshields, drivers seats, glove boxes, etc


worse that the Germans, who take dumps just about everywhere. Try to find an old ruin in Germany without a fresh turd awaiting you in the middle of the floor.......

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, always marvelous at April 04, 2012 11:56 PM (Dll6b)

298 Whenever life gets me down I take a look at my enormous penis.

So that's what the kids are calling Obama these days.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 04, 2012 11:57 PM (xKC/c)

299 *SPIT Posted by: KayInMaine

Let's take up a collection and send her to Singapore. The way they deal with public expectoration is perfect for her.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 04, 2012 11:57 PM (fT0Pi)

300 293: Good job vibes Alex. I don't usually cheer that I "got" to do some fencing so I take it you are talking about the sport rather than building fences

Posted by: Palerider at April 04, 2012 11:58 PM (dkExz)

301 Ooh, speaking of Soviet weapons systems:

Putin targets foes with 'zombie' gun which attack victims' central nervous system

http://tinyurl.com/73avzmf

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 11:59 PM (UR5vq)

302
Sorry to hear about your loss, Maet. Take care.

And no way that chick is a dude.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 04, 2012 11:59 PM (bMLFV)

303 300,

Palerider, yes it was military saber. And then a bartitsu class that covered cane vs. unarmed attacker.

Posted by: Alex at April 05, 2012 12:01 AM (tlK1P)

304 We were just watching Tina Louise in the original Stepford Wives. It was pretty good (much better than all the remakes and sequels), but I'd forgotten that nobody wore bras in the '70's.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at April 05, 2012 12:02 AM (bMLFV)

305 What a shock to see Gloria Allred in that tranny video.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 05, 2012 12:03 AM (U7UTB)

306 They would spend days setting up potentially lethal
practical jokes, usually involved feces or urine; exploding, catapulted,
etc. Very strange...


Posted by: SantaRosaStan, always marvelous

I long ago had it explained to me that between Russian melancholy and the sheer surreality of Soviet life, combined with access to things that go boom and copious amounts of time...a lot of things happen.

Some of the stories I've been told probably didn't happen, mostly because if they did, the person who told it to me could not possibly have survived. Others...well, I don't repeat them, often, because I am pretty sure that some of my friends have a terrible tendency to say, "That wouldn't work, let me show you...." followed by a catastrophe, and a piece of ground that is fenced off or simply still smoking.

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 12:03 AM (mKMj1)

307 297 Posted by: SantaRosaStan, always marvelous at April 04, 2012 11:56 PM (Dll6b)
...worse that the Germans, who take dumps just about everywhere. Try to find an old ruin in Germany without a fresh turd awaiting you in the middle of the floor.....


That is no lie. I once got on the antisepticly-clean u-Bahn in Munich ... stepped over to a face-t-face seat ... only to find an extra fresh, slightly liquidpile with a nice white bow on top ...


To this day, I cannot imagine how such a thing could bave been done ... unobserved ...

Posted by: Arbalest at April 05, 2012 12:04 AM (2/dtl)

308 From Kratos's link:

Sergei Serykh, 43, claimed he was a victim of weapons which he said were ‘many times more powerful than in the Matrix films’.Mr Serykh died after falling from a Glasgow tower block with his wife and stepson in March 2010. While his death was assumed to be suicide, his family fear there was foul play.

Vladmir Polonium would never.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 12:04 AM (QTHTd)

309 The Dark Lord cthuhlu brought up a good point - DEW weapons would be useful, but chemicals (ricin) and radiation (polonium) are staple weapons of assassination for Mother Russia.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 12:09 AM (UR5vq)

310 Condolences Maet

Posted by: Palerider at April 05, 2012 12:09 AM (dkExz)

311 ." followed by a catastrophe, and a piece of ground that is fenced off or simply still smoking.


Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 12:03 AM (mKMj1)

--yes, in a society where truth is forbidden and dissent is harshly punished, people get absorbed in family, drinking, sports, and a truly warped sense of humor. The emphasis on ka-ka is odd.

Those old toilets, with the resevoir up near the ceiling, seemed to fascinate them. None like that in Mother Russia, I guess.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, always marvelous at April 05, 2012 12:11 AM (Dll6b)

312 182
I think the Sea Dart also had software problems, the system would lose

track on incoming Exocets and recycle itself into safe mode...
Yes. They were Pixy Missiles.


Posted by: andycanuck at April 04, 2012 10:53 PM (6RnvM)


Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 12:12 AM (kaalw)

313 Sorry I'm late to the party. Please allow me to pimp my own blog, where I wrote a long, long piece on the Falklands War.

http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/the-naval-war-in-the-falklands/

I'll try to remember to get back to linking Load HEAT on Mondays.

Posted by: xbradtc at April 05, 2012 12:13 AM (p3cEJ)

314 machines for sale was so good tonight i had to show it to Grim. I'm not sure if hes impressed or thinks we have all collectively gone off our rocker.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 05, 2012 12:14 AM (r7Ddb)

315 @253 - Spitting is so, so Racist!

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 05, 2012 12:14 AM (KnlZl)

316
It's been a shitty week overall. I'm car-hunting
for the first time in about 7 years, which fucking sucks. I HATE car
shopping. The big air compressor at the shop died a spectacular death
yesterday, had to bring in the big floor fans to get the smoke out of
the shop. Still smells like crap. Since I'm car-less at the moment, I'm
staying on the boat (marina's close to the shop, and my normal commute
is about 35 miles), which sounds more romantic than it is, because the
cabin smells like diesel after replacing a couple of fuel hoses last
weekend and I still haven't fixed the head so I have to walk 200 yards
up to the clubhouse to take a dump. And finally, we have schools of
baitfish hanging out under the docks lately, which brings in the seals,
who bang the shit out of every boat in the harbor at around 3 in the
morning when you're trying to sleep.



'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 04, 2012 11:22 PM (Bmbjy)



Y'know, some people pay extra for that.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 12:15 AM (kaalw)

317 I wake up from a perfectly good nap and see this shit on my FB 'newsfeed'
Mark Cinotto (AKA Dumb Fuck) - They already have. Republicans are against the working people. Always have been,always will be. Unless you inherited it or stole it!

Posted by: Jimmah at April 05, 2012 12:18 AM (UpwlP)

318 I'm sad because the series finale of One Tree Hill was tonight.

NO SPOILERS.


Posted by: xbradtc at April 05, 2012 12:19 AM (p3cEJ)

319 I'm sad because the series finale of One Tree Hill was tonight.

NO SPOILERS.

? Isn't that a show for teenaged girls?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 12:21 AM (fT0Pi)

320 ALex do you fence epe or shlager? was wondering ...

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 05, 2012 12:23 AM (r7Ddb)

321 Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at April 04, 2012 11:31 PM (KnlZl)


To save you the embarassment, it's a 'water-pipe'.

Posted by: Head-Shop Employee at April 05, 2012 12:24 AM (9E9WA)

322 #309 - Kratos, not so popular as defenestration. It just astonishes me, the number of people who climb up 17 feet to a window that they can barely squeeze through to throw themselves down in Russia!

Honestly, Russia has the most determined jumpers I've ever heard of.

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 12:25 AM (mKMj1)

323 Bebe's, sure. But more importantly, it's 9 years of the exquisite Sophia Bush.

Posted by: xbradtc at April 05, 2012 12:26 AM (p3cEJ)

324 and I still haven't fixed the head so I have to walk 200 yards
up to the clubhouse to take a dump.


Dude, you're on a huge body of water full of fish poo, i'm sure they won't mind if you'd prefer not to walk the 200 yards.

Posted by: booger at April 05, 2012 12:26 AM (HI6wa)

325 http://xbradtc.wordpress.com/2009/07/06/load-heat-52/

Posted by: xbradtc at April 05, 2012 12:27 AM (p3cEJ)

326 292 The Russian Army sucks so bad overall that the only thing they can thing to invest in are nukes. That's a smart move actually, given their energy-hungry neighbor to their East.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 04, 2012 11:53 PM (UR5vq)
------

The emerging demographic situation developing here between Russia and China is simply catastrophic. The crisis is due to the creeping expansion of thousands of Chinese migrants. Chinese workers entering Siberia are replacing Russians who are not prepared to toil 12 hours a day for a pittance. Chinese students are taught that Siberia is their land, stolen from China in the 19th century. It is suspected by many Russians here that China is subsidizing the migration of its citizens. Demographers predict that by 2025 Chinese will be the Russian Far East's predominant ethnic group. Then, it is feared, they will gain the right to vote and demand union with China.

Russia's military is as bad off as its health care system. Its draftee troops are mercilessly mistreated and have no morale. Its equipment old and rusted, its technology obsolete, it couldn't take on Poland much less China. Its nukes are useless as the Chinese have lots as well and would be the last men standing in an exchange.Russia's GDP is smaller than Mexico's (766 billion vs. 768 billion - the US is 12.5 trillion). And it will get smaller as its main export, oil, becomes less competitive given high extraction costs.The geopolitical bottom line is that there is no way Russia is going to be able to hold on to Siberia for much longer. Within 20 years or less, it's going to be Chinese Siberia.It won't take a war. The demographics will become so overwhelming that Moscow will just give up and sell the place. Maybe not all at once. Maybe in bites.
(pasted, not thought up)

Posted by: Jimmah at April 05, 2012 12:28 AM (UpwlP)

327 it's 9 years of the exquisite Sophia Bush.

ahhhh, boobehs. it all makes sense now.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 12:29 AM (fT0Pi)

328 ALex do you fence epe or shlager? was wondering ...

Saber. This is the one that I was using tonight.

http://www.kultof athena.com/product.asp?item=SH2201

Posted by: Alex at April 05, 2012 12:29 AM (tlK1P)

329 Kay darling....you seem a little constipated. You keep dropping these tiny turds one by one. Why don't you just bear down and dump the whole pile at one time?

Posted by: m8d7 at April 05, 2012 12:30 AM (zw1MU)

330 I could read MACHINES FOR SALES tales all night long.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 05, 2012 12:30 AM (RtpCp)

331 So the Dems are blacklisting Wal-Mart and Coke. But considering that the SWPL crowd already hates those corporations it unlikely to impact their bottom line, and the poor aren't likely to give up buying their coke at Wal-Mart in favor of Trader Joe's house brand, so does anyone on their side really think this is going to do a damn thing?

Posted by: Alex at April 05, 2012 12:33 AM (tlK1P)

332 Its nukes are useless

Another fun fact about nucular weppinz: they are radioactive.

That means their warheads have half-lives. Generally short ones.

That means that the bombs they laid up in 1961 are unfit for deployment; they will have to go back in the centrifuge if they want to get any U-235, Plutonium, the rest of it. And not only that, but just getting that shit out of the rusted, radioactive shell is going to be a monumental undertaking.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 12:34 AM (QTHTd)

333 Dog walking and bed.

Good night!

Posted by: Dianna at April 05, 2012 12:36 AM (mKMj1)

334 I remember the Falklands war, I remember an Exocet missile cutting the HMS Sheffield in two.

Nonetheless, British supremacy of the sea was established with the sinking of the Belgrano. The rest of the Argentinian Navy remained safely in port for the duration of hostilities.

Wise move on the part of the brave Argentinians.


Posted by: navybrat at April 05, 2012 12:38 AM (zc+Zj)

335 332 - Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 05, 2012 12:34 AM (QTHTd)
----

Shit is going to hit the fan with China/Russia at some point, and hopefully we have a president at the time who will let them fight it out. The water crisis in China compared to the huge water resources in Siberia will hopefully move things along.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 05, 2012 12:39 AM (UpwlP)

336 You Nazis try to hide your racism by preemptive racism

Oh noes, KayInMaine is on to us. Quick, everybody, let's hide under our sheets!

Posted by: OregonMuse at April 05, 2012 12:42 AM (XfuJf)

337 Both sides today field such smaller fleets of ships and aircraft that it's hard to imagine commanders risking them in a stand-up fight. The Royal Navy escaped by the skin of its teeth in the Falklands - "six better fuses and we'd have lost," as the quip held - and neither it nor the Argentines could absorb the same losses today.

What this shows is just how far the pathetic welfare state British Empire had fallen since 1945. And they came at you with a surplus Brooklyn-class cruiser?

That's the lesson. Like it or not, Brits.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at April 05, 2012 12:42 AM (qWUu0)

338 What this party needs is some rhymes.

Posted by: Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave at April 05, 2012 12:42 AM (z9HTb)

339 #331, Alex - they supposedly scored Arby's and Proactiv today for the Rush boycott. They're wild with hysteria!!eleventy!!1!


Posted by: Theresa at April 05, 2012 12:43 AM (nrUaS)

340 Oh noes, KayInMaine is on to us. Quick, everybody, let's hide under our sheets!

Good lord, is that thing here, too?

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC at April 05, 2012 12:43 AM (qWUu0)

341 What was the mother fucking british guys name who was designing the new British welfare state durring WW2?

Belvadere or something, just shows socialists are fucking goat fucks whatever the world events going on?

fucking Jack Wagons...

Posted by: Mike the Trucker at April 05, 2012 12:45 AM (AZ8Mb)

342
Dude, you're on a huge body of water full of fish poo, i'm sure they won't mind if you'd prefer not to walk the 200 yards.
Posted by: booger at April 05, 2012 12:26 AM (HI6wa)







The management of the marina however, they take a dim view of us dropping Cleveland Steamers on the pelicans.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2012 12:45 AM (Bmbjy)

343 I remember the Falklands war, I remember an Exocet missile cutting the HMS Sheffield in two.

Actually, the Exocet that hit the Sheffield (several days after the sinking of the ARA Belgrano) probably never exploded. It DID cut the fire main in two, and the crew was unable to put out the fires that started. She burned for several days, and sank while under tow.

Posted by: xbradtc at April 05, 2012 12:46 AM (p3cEJ)

344 Good evening again.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 12:47 AM (4ixH5)

345 http://tinyurl.com/cgg8nfw


Still, the president’s strategy is already working, at least at the
New York Times. Right on cue, columnist Maureen Dowd savaged the court:
“This court, cosseted behind white marble pillars, out of reach of TV,
accountable to no one once they give the last word, is well on its way
to becoming one of the most divisive in modern American history. It has
squandered even the semi-illusion that it is the unbiased, honest
guardian of the Constitution. It is run by hacks dressed up in black
robes.”
“Impeach the Supreme Court Justices If They Overturn
Health-Care Law,” wrote David Dow, a columnist for the Daily Beast. “It
is the duty of the people to protect the Constitution from the court.
Social progress cannot be held hostage by five unelected men.”
And there, in a nutshell, is Mr. Obama’s plan to divide and conquer. Rise up, America, against your nation’s Congress, your nation’s highest court — and even America’s Constitution.His desperation is now palpable, and it’s only April. This is going to get ugly, people.

---------

Yep.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 12:48 AM (4ixH5)

346 (The Faulklands) This was the first war where both sides had the same rifle.

The Brits had the semi auto only version, and quickly picked the now unused select fire/full auto in battle field pickup.

Posted by: Mike the Trucker at April 05, 2012 12:50 AM (AZ8Mb)

347 This court, cosseted behind white marble pillars, out of reach of TV,

accountable to no one once they give the last word, is well on its way

to becoming one of the most divisive in modern American history.



And how does MoDo feel about judicial fiat creating gay "marriage" in Massachusetts?

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 12:51 AM (z9HTb)

348 A slight silver lining on the election.

http://scoamf.us/sB
This Democrat president spends campaign cash like it was taxpayer dollars. In January, even with no big TV buys, the Obama campaign burned through 158% of what it raised (vs 60% for Bush eight years before).Obama has spent more than $135 million — more than GOP challengers Romney and Rick Santorum combined
The core of Obama’s operation is packed into the sixth floor of Chicago’s Prudential building, where staffers sit side by side at long rows of tables, working from laptops and cellphones.
Obama’s operation had $84.7 million in cash-on-hand by Feb. 29. The Romney campaign, which is hardly hurting for cash after raising about $74.8 million, says it’s not impressed.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 05, 2012 12:53 AM (UpwlP)

349 So, MoDo wants Roe v. Wade overturned, is that it?

Posted by: xbradtc at April 05, 2012 12:53 AM (p3cEJ)

350 Yes, I know it's only Wednesday, but I haz a picture for the Caturday ONT. (Knowing me, tho, it's probably already been posted here!)

http://tinyurl.com/bsaqalg



Posted by: Theresa at April 05, 2012 12:55 AM (nrUaS)

351 Self-less kitteh is self-less.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 12:57 AM (z9HTb)

352 #350

Oh that is adorable!

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 05, 2012 12:57 AM (R5yLq)

353 (The Faulklands) This was the first war where both sides had the same rifle.

The Brits had the semi auto only version, and quickly picked the now unused select fire/full auto in battle field pickup.

Posted by: Mike the Trucker at April 05, 2012 12:50 AM (AZ8Mb)









Actually, the first part isn't true. Forty years earlier, the Winter War and Continuation War between Finland and the Soviet Union found them both using Russian Mosin Nagant rifles. There are probably more examples, but I'm drawing a blank.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2012 12:59 AM (Bmbjy)

354 I guess after last night's party tonight's ONT is hungover.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:00 AM (4ixH5)

355
I guess after last night's party tonight's ONT is hungover.
Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:00 AM (4ixH5)








STOP TYPING SO DAMN LOUD! I CAN HEAR YOU ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE CONTINENT!

*barf*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2012 01:01 AM (Bmbjy)

356 http://tinyurl.com/7rotzyg

Interview with Andrew Breitbart -- 2 Oct 2011

Posted by: Sumbudy's Kenya Dream Connection at April 05, 2012 01:02 AM (0It32)

357 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 05, 2012 01:01 AM (Bmbjy)

It's not gonna be a problem if I start vacuuming, is it?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:05 AM (4ixH5)

358 354
I guess after last night's party tonight's ONT is hungover.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:00 AM (4ixH5)

====
Worse than that, I sent someone out for beer and cheetos and they brought back a dumbfuck instead.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 01:06 AM (ufJKx)

359 It's not gonna be a problem if I start vacuuming, is it?

Fry up some bacon and eggs. I bet he's hungry after the hard night of partying!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 01:07 AM (fT0Pi)

360 I guess after last night's party tonight's ONT is hungover.


I'll get you people dancin'

Posted by: Devastatin' Dave, Turntable Slave at April 05, 2012 01:07 AM (z9HTb)

361 The Argentines DID operate two Type 42 Destroyers virtually identical to the Sheffield and her sister ships. And the 25 de Mayo, their only carrier, was a surplus British ship.

Posted by: xbradtc at April 05, 2012 01:09 AM (p3cEJ)

362 I think maybe everyone got a little worn out last night. I know Stuck felt horrible that Jimbo took something he said the wrong way.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 05, 2012 01:09 AM (R5yLq)

363 according to their story, it turns out that dumbfucks are right next to the cheetos at the store so I am supposed to be understanding and stuff.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 01:09 AM (ufJKx)

364 I think maybe everyone got a little worn out last night. I know Stuck felt horrible that Jimbo took something he said the wrong way.
Posted by: Hummingbird

Eh, it was funny. we all got it.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 01:10 AM (fT0Pi)

365 St Tits?

Are you going on tour with Spinal Tap?

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 01:10 AM (z9HTb)

366 What's all this about Rum's diary???

Posted by: DAve at April 05, 2012 01:11 AM (BV23D)

367 Hey guys, I have a question.

Sometime in the last week or so, one of the cobloggers posted something with a link to a company with voter-sifting software, which they were making available at low or no cost to Tea Party groups.

Can anyone remember the name of the company or software, or better yet, remember where the link is? I can't find it.

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 01:12 AM (I2LwF)

368 #364

I thought so too but Jimbo seemed pretty upset. I just hope he'll get over it and come back.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 05, 2012 01:12 AM (R5yLq)

369 Heard about this? From Big Government: Olby's in a group who are potentially going to buy the Baltimore Orioles.

http://bit.ly/HNOfGt

The silence will be deafening, unlike with Rush and the Rams.

Posted by: Theresa at April 05, 2012 01:13 AM (nrUaS)

370 Very nice story about George Zimmerman's attorney linked in my nic. Seems like quite a guy, an all-American!

[yes, I'm NOT being sarcastic!]

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 05, 2012 01:14 AM (IojUD)

371 St Tits? Are you going on tour with Spinal Tap?

LOL. some daywalker was slagging off on me and called me st tits last week. decided to add it to the nic. the boy toy laughed and said he had certainly worshipped the rack.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 01:15 AM (fT0Pi)

372 Oh no did you all drive off kaywithalobsterstucktoherassinmaine already?

'sup Horde,, and JC next time don't send moose for beer....

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 01:15 AM (KZLoo)

373 What's all this about Rum's diary???

Hunter S Thompson stole it!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 01:16 AM (fT0Pi)

374 oh yeah
Condolences Maet..losing peeps that are close is hard..

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 01:16 AM (KZLoo)

375 Thanks for the clarification, @343.
The result was not much different, but the details are always useful.

Posted by: navybrat at April 05, 2012 01:17 AM (zc+Zj)

376 What's all this about Rum's diary??

Dear diary,

I never thought these stories were true until it happened to me. I was just coming off of Magic Mountain when...

Posted by: Rum's Diary at April 05, 2012 01:17 AM (tlK1P)

377 Fry up some bacon and eggs.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 01:07 AM (fT0Pi)

Don't have to ask me twice!

Posted by: Robert fucking LOVES him some bacon and eggs at April 05, 2012 01:17 AM (4ixH5)

378 Hey beaner.

KAY!! is off, exposing our racism. Probably screaming at some hapless 7-11 clerk about skittles.

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 01:19 AM (z9HTb)

379 372
Oh no did you all drive off kaywithalobsterstucktoherassinmaine already?

'sup Horde,, and JC next time don't send moose for beer....


Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 01:15 AM (KZLoo)

====
usually moose have more sense than to hang around with dumbfucks.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 01:19 AM (ufJKx)

380 #376

Please continue. Magic Mountain is less than 8 miles from where I sit now.

Posted by: epobirs at April 05, 2012 01:20 AM (kcfmt)

381 Condolences, Maet.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at April 05, 2012 01:21 AM (IojUD)

382 Condolences Maet.





Mmm bacon and eggs. Damn that sounds good.

Posted by: Berserker at April 05, 2012 01:21 AM (FMbng)

383 Truman, it's a group called American Majority Action partnering with a group called Political Gravity, and here's the link to a story from The Daily Caller.

http://tinyurl.com/7umdhcl


Posted by: Theresa at April 05, 2012 01:22 AM (nrUaS)

384 Just when this upcoming movie year couldn't get any more pathetic (The Avengers notwithstanding):

Jason Biggs proud of his full-frontal nudity in 'American Reunion'

http://tinyurl.com/cucguj3

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at April 05, 2012 01:22 AM (UR5vq)

385 110
#98



I'm not sure what Stuck may have told you, but I wasn't exactly innocent from the start.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 04, 2012 10:38 PM (R5yLq)


No matter how hard we pressed him, he told us nothing except that some quite lovely youngster was being very attentive. Oh, and that his walker clearly needed flame decals and a disco bell.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 01:24 AM (kaalw)

386 Here is a video of the Sheffield struck by the Exocet.

http://tinyurl.com/7btr32b

Posted by: navybrat at April 05, 2012 01:25 AM (zc+Zj)

387
so Mitt hates "new media"....lol

Posted by: The Dude at April 05, 2012 01:25 AM (M8yfa)

388 and a disco bell.

huh? disco ball, cowbell, both?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at April 05, 2012 01:25 AM (fT0Pi)

389 Hey Fluffy
Your up early/late,... yeah krazzykay comes and gets her regular crapped on then scoots satisfied she has as much crap on her now as she has in her....

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 01:27 AM (KZLoo)

390 380
#376

Please continue. Magic Mountain is less than 8 miles from where I sit now.



Posted by: epobirs at April 05, 2012 01:20 AM (kcfmt)


Really? I lived in Placerita Canyon before I went away to college. And I almost worked at Happy Hump until another job came through a week before my first day.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 01:28 AM (kaalw)

391 Thank you, Theresa, you just made my night good!

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 01:29 AM (I2LwF)

392 I missed a party? Do tell.

Kay, go look up Red Shirts. That's you and your friends. Being ignorant of history, you are repeating it.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 01:30 AM (sqVOl)

393 A great book on the Falklands war is the one by Max Hasting’s. The Brits 3 Commando Brigade is an awesome if somewhat under equipped force made of Royal Marines, and the Parachute regiment laid a general ass whipping on the Argentine forces after some epic cross island Yomps. They had to walk since most of the helicopters were lost when the Atlantic Conveyor was hit by an Exocet. What a lot of folks don’t realize is that the Falkland was fought during the Southern winter in generally atrocious conditions. The Royal Marines 42 and 45 Commando were specialists back then and even today in artic warfare as they then were part of the UK//NL landing force that used to winter exercise in Norway every year. My good friend Gary was a Royal Marine Mountain Leader as a Corporal with 42 during the war. The ML”s are the true artic warfare specialist and help train the rest of the troops.

Posted by: billmill at April 05, 2012 01:30 AM (jyzMD)

394
usually moose have more sense than to hang around with dumbfucks.

Probably the extended traumatic winter effecting moose brain JC...


an do I smell BACON!!!!!!!

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 01:31 AM (KZLoo)

395 390 And I almost
worked at Happy Hump until another job came through a week before my
first day.


Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 01:28 AM (kaalw)

====
and look where you find yourself now.

http://tinyurl.com/6so8tbg

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 01:31 AM (ufJKx)

396 #390

I guess you forgot but we've discussed the neighborhood before.

I'm straight up the 5 on Old Road by the Parker exit.

Posted by: epobirs at April 05, 2012 01:32 AM (kcfmt)

397 Being ignorant of history,

VIKA,,,,

I don't think history is an exclusive "to be ignorant of" for that crowd... herd..

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 01:32 AM (KZLoo)

398 up late, bean

Nytol

Posted by: fluffy at April 05, 2012 01:33 AM (z9HTb)

399 Chick on a boat!

http://tinyurl.com/6vvdalz

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:34 AM (4ixH5)

400 Ace who the fuck is ronbryn and why is he digging up old tweets from the weiner thing. He apparently doesn't like me very much since he is calling me out on his blog. In one tweet he claims I hacked peoples accounts.

Posted by: steved at April 05, 2012 01:34 AM (ZuMxH)

401 Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Happy April 4th,
to you and you and you ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 01:34 AM (crQEo)

402 Ace who the fuck is ronbryn and why is he digging up old tweets from the wiener thing. He apparently doesn't like me very much since he is calling me out on his blog. In one tweet he claims I hacked peoples accounts. 1

Posted by: steved at April 05, 2012 01:35 AM (ZuMxH)

403 Ace who the fuck is ronbryn and why is he digging up old tweets from the wiener thing. He apparently doesn't like me very much since he is calling me out on his blog. In one tweet he claims I hacked peoples accounts. 2

Posted by: steved at April 05, 2012 01:35 AM (ZuMxH)

404 396
#390

I guess you forgot but we've discussed the neighborhood before.

I'm straight up the 5 on Old Road by the Parker exit.


Posted by: epobirs at April 05, 2012 01:32 AM (kcfmt)


I keep throwing out those low-hanging curves in hopes that more folks will join in.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 01:37 AM (kaalw)

405 right, we get it steve. If you want to talk to ace, send him an electronic letter.
aceofspades at gmail dot com

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 01:38 AM (I2LwF)

406 Quick question for those of you with kids.

Ever eat the placenta?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:38 AM (4ixH5)

407 Nytol

Sorry to hear Fluffy, weather sucks for getting rid of cold/sinus shit and then whammy,, pollen is thrown in the mix..


Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 01:39 AM (KZLoo)

408 geez and I thought I asked uncomfortable questions

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 01:39 AM (I2LwF)

409 used to stay up above val verde myself

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 01:41 AM (WkuV6)

410 Truman North, ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: xbradtc at April 05, 2012 01:41 AM (p3cEJ)

411 Chick on a boat!

Oh yeah, tequila.. I'd shoot a few shots with her....tnks Robert and howdeeeee...

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 01:42 AM (KZLoo)

412 If anyone is interested...


AICN features an ealy reader review of Peter Berg's Battleship calling it Michael Bay-like but without the much needed cheese.

Latino Review is reporting that Barry Levinson is set to direct a movie about Hank Aaron.

Universal plans on rebooting The Mummy franchise.

the new Bond Girl in Skyfall is some Greek actress I never heard of.

Avatar 2 not coming in 2014. Not ever hopes I.

Liam Neeson signed on to do a movie called Non-Stop. With a title like that it better be 120 minutes of beatdowns on commie sucks.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:44 AM (4ixH5)

413 Robert, if you really want to visit the horrorshow, otherwise known as women, go visit the Baby Center boards. Cat fights over placenta pills will be the kindest thing to see over there.

Happy 4th, Adriane!

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 01:44 AM (sqVOl)

414 geez and I thought I asked uncomfortable questions

Posted by: Truman North at April 05, 2012 01:39 AM (I2LwF)

So...
Did it need salt?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:45 AM (4ixH5)

415 Hey Adriane.

I am listening to some old jazz and other misc stuff and my CD player keeps skipping and repeating some phrases a few times before going on. Just heard the longest version of Samba Pa Ti ever played. But the skips were timed in a way that actually fit the tune. Vewy stwange.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 01:46 AM (ufJKx)

416 @350, awesome!

Posted by: navybrat at April 05, 2012 01:46 AM (zc+Zj)

417 #409

Val Verde is an odd place. We looked at some place there before buying the place we'd been renting for seven years. It feels like the middle of nowhere even tough its just ten minutes on surface streets from Castaic and Valencia.

Posted by: epobirs at April 05, 2012 01:48 AM (kcfmt)

418 #412

A reboot of a reboot?

Posted by: epobirs at April 05, 2012 01:49 AM (kcfmt)

419 I'd eat it if it were made of bacon.

Robert, the midwife magically turns the placenta into pills with a twitch of her chin hair.

It is not trendy to eat placenta calzones. Not yet.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 01:50 AM (sqVOl)

420 #395

That sounds just like Stuck. He wouldn't even let me get a bet in on the pool.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 05, 2012 01:50 AM (R5yLq)

421 i saw a horse eat the placenta once after a really bad hard foaling. it was a disturbing sight. truly.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 05, 2012 01:52 AM (r7Ddb)

422 Let me start off with the Miss Universe contest letting the dude with his dick chopped off and fake tits into the contest is bullshit and another turd down the toilet of reality.
My wife and I went to the drive in with my daughter and 4 grand kids, two from hers and two from my son's family. We saw an animated show called The Lorax. It was a Dr. Seuss skree on evil corporations cutting down all the trees. The was even a sign in the background, at one point, that read, "Too Big To Fail". This is obviously a part of the brainwashing of our youth for the 7 year old demographic. Now we move to the 23 to twenty year olds with another piece of crap "The Hunger Games". I never read the book but my 13 year old grand daughter did. The message of an evil government pitting groups against each other was completely lost on her. She was more interested in the love story. I am willing to bet if there is a sequel it will make the evil government an arm of conservatives. Three hours of my life I will never get back.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2012 01:53 AM (JKNDp)

423 It is not trendy to eat placenta calzones. Not yet.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 01:50 AM (sqVOl)

Something to add to the menu at Sbarros?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:53 AM (4ixH5)

424 #422

I haven't read the book "The Hunger Games". I don't plan on seeing the movie. It doesn't sound like something I would enjoy.

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 05, 2012 01:56 AM (R5yLq)

425 it was a disturbing sight. truly.


Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 05, 2012 01:52 AM (r7Ddb)

Not usually done by horses?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:56 AM (4ixH5)

426 I've seen dogs and cats eat placenta.

I wonder how many fetishists are out there. More pervy google hits for ace.

Robert, go to youtube and watch the "placenta delivery" videos. Please. Do it for me. Make sure you record yourself watching them. 1 Guy 23 Placentas.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 01:57 AM (sqVOl)

427 I am willing to bet if there is a sequel it will
make the evil government an arm of conservatives. Three hours of my life
I will never get back.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2012 01:53 AM (JKNDp)

The book series is a trilogy and the moviesequels are already being planned.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:58 AM (4ixH5)

428 A reboot of a reboot?



Posted by: epobirs at April 05, 2012 01:49 AM (kcfmt)

Granted it's an 80 year old franchise. I think this one gets a pass.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:59 AM (4ixH5)

429 Make sure you record yourself watching them. 1 Guy 23 Placentas.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 01:57 AM (sqVOl)

I'll, uh, put that on my to do list.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:59 AM (4ixH5)

430 #427

They plan on making two more movies I have no interest in seeing? I wish I could say that surprises me

Posted by: Hummingbird at April 05, 2012 02:02 AM (R5yLq)

431 If Vika produced Fear Factor, baby daddies would eat fresh placenta.

Hell, if Vika was Emperor of the US, all baby daddies would scarf fresh placenta.

Or, else! What could be worse than the eatin's? There's always somethng worse.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:02 AM (sqVOl)

432 val verde is a weird place, I was well above it.

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 02:03 AM (WkuV6)

433 my CD player keeps skipping and repeating some phrases a few times before going on.

weird.

I had that happen while I was moving CDs into my iTunes ... but the disk drive basically died within the month.

I have an external Disk drive these days, as I have never had the time to take the laptop in for repairs ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 02:03 AM (crQEo)

434 #428

Yeah, well, I'm still holding out for the uncensored version of the 1923 Blue Lagoon!

Posted by: epobirs at April 05, 2012 02:03 AM (kcfmt)

435 The movie has a government and elite class with outlandish costumes and make up, so that part was macabre. I assume they were trying to make a futuristic French aristocracy/ Anyway I thought it was crap so naturally it will have a huge audience and make hundreds of millions of dollars.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 05, 2012 02:03 AM (JKNDp)

436 429. For my birthday!

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:04 AM (sqVOl)

437 The movie has a government and elite class with outlandish costumes and make up, so that part was macabre.

Brazil.
Rollerball.

heck, the Roman Coliseum back in the day ...

but, full disclosure, I haven't read the book or seen the movie either ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 02:06 AM (crQEo)

438 At this rate, I will run out of battery before the holy trinity tonight.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:07 AM (sqVOl)

439 Not usually done by horses?


Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 01:56 AM (4ixH5)


it happens, but not usually. its very weird to see a grass eater determinedly eat meat, and steadfastly refuse to be dissuaded from this peculiar diet choice. I was told it was because she was nearly feral and had lost so much blood her instinct for iron and protein kicked in, and nature told her "If you want to live eat this now!"

i was freaking, totally convinced this very expensive mare was killing herself. the face the vet made was great.

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 05, 2012 02:08 AM (r7Ddb)

440 But seriously, epobirs, I did forget. I try not to get too fixated on my imaginary internet friends' physical addresses lest it seem too much like stalking.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 02:08 AM (kaalw)

441 #435

It's already had one of the biggest opening weeks in film history, so the fix is in.

But it is far from an Obama voter's dream. The government engage in elaborate population control method rather than have anything like a prosperity driving meritocracy. The heroine ultimately seeks to overthrow it.

Not exactly something Baen might publish but could be usefully subversive if the teens who'll be first time voters this November connect the dots.

Posted by: epobirs at April 05, 2012 02:09 AM (kcfmt)

442 437
The movie has a government and elite class with outlandish costumes and make up, so that part was macabre.

Brazil.
Rollerball.

heck, the Roman Coliseum back in the day ...

but, full disclosure, I haven't read the book or seen the movie either ...


Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 02:06 AM (crQEo)


Zardoz!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 05, 2012 02:11 AM (kaalw)

443 #440

But I thought you were they imaginary one. I even have an RPG on the Xbox 360 starring you.
store.steampowered.com/app/107310/

Posted by: epobirs at April 05, 2012 02:13 AM (kcfmt)

444 438
At this rate, I will run out of battery before the holy trinity tonight.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:07 AM (sqVOl)

====
currently withholding 27 snarks.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 02:14 AM (ufJKx)

445 That's 27 placenta delivery videos for jc!

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:17 AM (sqVOl)

446 445
That's 27 placenta delivery videos for jc!

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:17 AM (sqVOl)

====
somehow I don't pizza has any real cause for concern about the competition.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 02:22 AM (ufJKx)

447 Funny you should mention pizza.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:26 AM (sqVOl)

448 Holy shit, someone get Vika some new batteries, STAT!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:26 AM (4ixH5)

449 Did anyone else catch the code pinko honey (on the bench) over at
WZ?? she's teh hot....

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 02:26 AM (KZLoo)

450 the face the vet made was great.




Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at April 05, 2012 02:08 AM (r7Ddb)

Was it a Spock-esque "fascinating, Captain" kind of look?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:27 AM (4ixH5)

451

http://tinyurl.com/8gadw9

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 02:27 AM (ufJKx)

452 Did anyone else catch the code pinko honey (on the bench) over at
WZ?? she's teh hot....


Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 02:26 AM (KZLoo)

The fatty?
Eeerrrrr....

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:27 AM (4ixH5)

453 If Vika produced Fear Factor, baby daddies would eat fresh placenta.



Hell, if Vika was Emperor of the US, all baby daddies would scarf fresh placenta.



Or, else! What could be worse than the eatin's? There's always somethng worse.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:02 AM (sqVOl)

Throw it on the grill, little barbecue sauce, fully loaded baked potato on the side...sounds like good eatin'!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:28 AM (4ixH5)

454 448
Holy shit, someone get Vika some new batteries, STAT!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:26 AM (4ixH5)

====
well, now I'm down to 26 snarks.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 02:29 AM (ufJKx)

455 Do any of you guys bicycle?

Stop.

http://tinyurl.com/7z5xnod

You're gonna make it hard to get a boner.

And the ladies, too, will probably not have as much fun makin' da looooove.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:29 AM (4ixH5)

456 The fatty?
Eeerrrrr....

I was going to ask out the spooky looking one...looks like fun times

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 02:30 AM (KZLoo)

457
Bean, at least those pictured are genetic dead-ends. Unless they find a blind man.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 02:35 AM (4SKYj)

458 Thats is so funny. An ad with Mooshelle's ugly face after this post? Now that is irony. Pure classic humor. I'm glad its making a comeback.

....

Wait.. its not a mistake? Thats just the incompetent morons wasting tons of money on ads for an audience that absolutely despises Obama? Still funny... but sad.

If he does this, imagine the money wasted on free hookers for terrorists in the Sudan? I'd bet the farm that he's wasted money on just that. Our money.

Anyway i'm glad to see the pushback finally starting on this little tyrant. The homework assignment from the 5th circuit was just classic. Now he's gotta be in writing supporting whatever the court says. He cannot use it as a campaign issue. Nice. What a pathetic little tyrant

Posted by: What a Jerk at April 05, 2012 02:38 AM (zMhtB)

459 Bean, at least those pictured are genetic dead-ends

Hey Jerry,,, yeah no wonder they "have da rage"... how's the job for wifey hunt going??

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 02:38 AM (KZLoo)

460 http://tinyurl.com/cz8thzk

Someone read that and tell me if it's any good.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:39 AM (4ixH5)

461 Yay for genetic deadends!!! End overpopulation now!!! /progs

Have you seen reality TV? It's the genetic deadends doing most of the breeding in this culture.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:39 AM (sqVOl)

462 Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 02:27 AM (ufJKx)

some el classico ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xskk5q1DL6A

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 02:40 AM (crQEo)

463 I was going to ask out the spooky looking one...


Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 02:30 AM (KZLoo)

I gotta look aga...AH! KILL IT! KILL IT! OH MY GOD!!!!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:40 AM (4ixH5)

464 Gonna be hard explaining this ONT tomorrow

Posted by: Jean at April 05, 2012 02:42 AM (WkuV6)

465 It's the genetic deadends doing most of the breeding in this culture.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:39 AM (sqVOl)

lol u r jus jellus1

Posted by: Snooki at April 05, 2012 02:42 AM (4ixH5)

466 Someone read that and tell me if it's any good.

Nay. Any chocolate cookbook that doesn't mention strawberries is a nogoodnik poseur...

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 02:43 AM (crQEo)

467 Bean, she put a hold on some of it, she wants to get back in shape first. In shape is kind of funny to me, because her idea is to be benching 250 again.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 02:44 AM (4SKYj)

468 Gonna be hard explaining this ONT tomorrow

Darhling! never explain. never apologize. and never, ever feed them after midnight ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 02:46 AM (crQEo)

469 I gotta look aga...AH! KILL IT! KILL IT! OH MY GOD!!!!


So a little bikini wouldn't help 'swhat your saying???

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 02:46 AM (KZLoo)

470 465. True.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:47 AM (sqVOl)

471 cthulhu -

http://www.behance.net/gallery/Squid-Hat/3429089

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 02:51 AM (crQEo)

472 kind of funny to me, because her idea is to be benching 250 again.

So play time will consist of throwing you about the house Jerry?? Well if there's not a lot out there for work she mights' just as well do the training now.. give her a edge over others as well.

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 02:51 AM (KZLoo)

473 Bean, 250 is more than I weigh. She is actually pretty tall. About 5'9". She towers over the other women in the family. So 250 is not unrealistic for her.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 02:53 AM (4SKYj)

474 Nay. Any chocolate cookbook that doesn't mention strawberries is a nogoodnik poseur...

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 02:43 AM (crQEo)


It speaks of 101 positions. Surely one or two must involve strawberries somewhere.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:54 AM (4ixH5)

475 So a little bikini wouldn't help 'swhat your saying???


Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 02:46 AM (KZLoo)

A gallon of gasoline and a match are the only cures for that thing.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:54 AM (4ixH5)

476 I have invented a new love making position.

I call it The Fondue Pot.

I need someone to help me in a proof of concept test.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 02:55 AM (4ixH5)

477 Oh yeah Bean, about throwing me around, well, she doesn't understand why I never argue with her. LOL

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 02:57 AM (4SKYj)

478 I hate slow nights like this when I've already burned through Insty.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 03:00 AM (7F9i5)

479 Discuss the fondue pot with Robert, zakn. That'll speed things up.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 03:02 AM (sqVOl)

480 477
Oh yeah Bean, about throwing me around, well, she doesn't understand why I never argue with her. LOL

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 02:57 AM (4SKYj)

====
we can argue with her from here if you think it will help anything. Just hold the ONT up to her ear.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 03:02 AM (ufJKx)

481 #130 AKA Scots!

Posted by: bill-o at April 05, 2012 03:03 AM (bjND7)

482
I hate slow nights like this when I've already burned through Insty.


http://davidthompson.typepad.com/ davidthompson/
{no space}

http://pinktentacle.com/

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 03:07 AM (crQEo)

483 Jc, I don't think that's safe either.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 03:07 AM (4SKYj)

484 You can always tell what the left will do by listening to what they accuse us of doing.


Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2012 10:52 PM (3aXbg)
So Zero's not planning on giving up power when he loses, is he?

Posted by: bill-o at April 05, 2012 03:11 AM (bjND7)

485 Just hold the ONT up to her ear.

We won't say anything that would get you flung around Jerry,, really we wouldn't..



Agreed Robert,, fire is the only answer.. but first a few naked shots to help with the teen pregnancy it will be required viewing by all teen males before copulation..

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 03:14 AM (KZLoo)

486 I think I'll restrain myself vika

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 03:14 AM (7F9i5)

487 http://pinktentacle.com/


Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 03:07 AM (crQEo)

That site totally wasn't what I thought it was going to be.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:15 AM (4ixH5)

488
Bean, I'm safe as long as I don't say Labor Union. She get's mad at me about that.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 03:15 AM (4SKYj)

489 but first a few naked shots to help with the teen pregnancy it will be required viewing by all teen males before copulation..


Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 03:14 AM (KZLoo)

We'll be good, we swear!
We'll just put the tip in...

Posted by: Teenage Boys Everywhere at April 05, 2012 03:16 AM (4ixH5)

490 484
You can always tell what the left will do by listening to what they accuse us of doing.




Posted by: 18-1 at April 04, 2012 10:52 PM (3aXbg)
So Zero's not planning on giving up power when he loses, is he?



Posted by: bill-o at April 05, 2012 03:11 AM (bjND7)

====
he never was. they are gonna do a lot of fraud, and if they still lose they are gonna scream "FRAUD."
and don't be real surprised if there is a late summer war.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 03:19 AM (ufJKx)

491 I don't know. Do you really see people rallying to him if a war breaks out? I don't. I think he's a pussy.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 03:24 AM (7F9i5)

492 That site totally wasn't what I thought it was going to be.


This on the other hand, should be pretty self explanatory ...

http://www.behance.net/gallery/Squid-Hat/3429089

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 03:24 AM (crQEo)

493 http://www.behance.net/gallery/Squid-Hat/3429089

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 03:24 AM (crQEo)

*Heart*

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:26 AM (4ixH5)

494 Zak, even if they do rally around him, their "war" would be quickly dispersed with a can of pepper spray.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 03:26 AM (4SKYj)

495 Re: Don Cheadle:

For once, I will GO OUT OF MY WAY to watch an actor's movies based on an appreciation of that actor's public comments as intelligent and civil.

It feels weird.

Posted by: bob at April 05, 2012 03:27 AM (1efte)

496 491
I don't know. Do you really see people rallying to him if a war breaks out? I don't. I think he's a pussy.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 03:24 AM (7F9i5)

====
I agree with you completely. But I also think he is a truly stupid man. So, I will not be surprised by any number of ridiculous miscalculations.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 03:27 AM (ufJKx)

497 I don't know. Do you really see people rallying to him if a war breaks out? I don't. I think he's a pussy.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 03:24 AM (7F9i5)

Our soldiers are equipped with the finest religious and cultural sensitivity training money can buy!

Posted by: Obumbles at April 05, 2012 03:29 AM (4ixH5)

498 , I'm safe as long as I don't say Labor Union

Heh heh,, can't blame her there.. there's becoming a very distinct dislike of them even here and even from lefties and progs.. who are realizing we can't can't support their cost any longer...

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 03:31 AM (KZLoo)

499 Yea the Don Cheadle stuff warmed my heart. It's nice to know that people do actually think. That Wait Wait Wait.. What the fuck are you doing moment can be helpful. Someone told him to go check out Liberal Fascism. Maybe he'll take that leap, maybe he won't. But if he does and it wakes him up a little, watch for him to be pilloried like Mamet.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 03:32 AM (7F9i5)

500 I trust everyone has read the Breitbart piece on Valarie Jarrett. Good comments to boot.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 03:33 AM (7F9i5)

501 Don Cheadle?

What?

Blog? What blog?

Internet?

Who am I?

What am I doing here?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:36 AM (4ixH5)

502
Just reading a work email that had the Thomas Edison quote:

"The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around"

which makes me wonder why leftards even exist....

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 03:41 AM (KZLoo)

503 I always liked Don Cheadle.

There was that point in his career where he tried to play the ghetto thug. Dude, I watched Picket Fences. You'll always be the clean cut lawyer to me.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:42 AM (4ixH5)

504 The chief function of the brain is to find things to stick my dick in.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:43 AM (4ixH5)

505 Vika's battery dead yet? Vika?

Viiiiiikaaaaaaa!!!!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:45 AM (4ixH5)

506 The chief function of the brain is to find things to stick my dick in.

and the degree of function could be told by the things it get's stuck in....
meat grinder/not so good
electric socket/not so good

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 03:47 AM (KZLoo)

507 My sister and her two kids, 7 and 4, or coming to stay for a week tomorrow.

My question to the assembled Hordes is at what percentage should I maintain my blood alcohol level to make the time go by quicker and more peacefully?

.9%?

1.6%?

2.5%?



Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:47 AM (4ixH5)

508 electric socket/not so good


Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 03:47 AM (KZLoo)

Everyone knows it's the nipples that are best suited for electric shock.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:48 AM (4ixH5)

509 Rob, are they good kids, or little obnoxious crap factory f*ck trophies?

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 03:50 AM (4SKYj)

510 438
At this rate, I will run out of battery before the holy trinity tonight.

Posted by: veekaboo at April 05, 2012 02:07 AM (sqVOl)


505
Vika's battery dead yet? Vika?

Viiiiiikaaaaaaa!!!!


Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:45 AM (4ixH5)


=====
Use caution my friend. Any gal willing to run the buzzer right in front of the holy trinity is willing to stomp your ass.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 03:51 AM (ufJKx)

511 I maintain my blood alcohol level to make the time go by quicker and more peacefully?

So Valium's not a option?? 'cuze that sounds like a shit load of needed alcohol...

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 03:52 AM (KZLoo)

512 Did someone mention stomping? This is a different device. VIKA HAS MANY DEVICES.

Not responsible for Satanic caps lock.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 05, 2012 03:54 AM (sqVOl)

513 Rob, it may be more peaceful to give them the alcohol.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 03:56 AM (4SKYj)

514 horse's mouth / not so good
exhaust pipe / not so good
exhaust pipe {car running} / really not so good

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 03:56 AM (crQEo)

515 are they good kids, or little obnoxious crap factory f*ck trophies?

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 03:50 AM (4SKYj)

They're redheads. All three of them.

Strike that. The youngest I understand has evolved into an amiable blonde.

Two reheads. Two. Redheads.

Suicide?

Yes, suicide might be the answer.

Anyone here good at tying a noose?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:56 AM (4ixH5)

516 You need speed, Robert. Relatives in the house means speed.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 05, 2012 03:57 AM (sqVOl)

517 it may be more peaceful to give them the alcohol.

Posted by: Jerry at April 05, 2012 03:56 AM (4SKYj)

I like the way you think.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:57 AM (4ixH5)

518 Noose tutorials on youtube.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 05, 2012 03:58 AM (sqVOl)

519 VIKA HAS MANY DEVICES.



Posted by: veekapoo at April 05, 2012 03:54 AM (sqVOl)

I haf many devoices, too, tovarish.

Posted by: Anna Chapman at April 05, 2012 03:59 AM (4ixH5)

520 it may be more peaceful to give them the alcohol.

They might sell it and use the profits to take you out to Burger King ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 03:59 AM (crQEo)

521 Anyone here good at tying a noose?

I kin splice ya er custom 'un with me new fids..

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 03:59 AM (KZLoo)

522 Relatives in the house means speed.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 05, 2012 03:57 AM (sqVOl)

You think Keanu Reeves likes kids?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 03:59 AM (4ixH5)

523 exhaust pipe {car running} / really not so good


Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 03:56 AM (crQEo)

Don't tell that to the Greenies. Call it carbon sequestration instead.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 04:00 AM (4ixH5)

524 So Valium's not a option?? 'cuze that sounds like a shit load of needed alcohol...


Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 03:52 AM (KZLoo)
Ya know, I might know a guy...

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 04:01 AM (4ixH5)

525 You think Keanu Reeves likes kids?

with a little butter, basil, sauteed garlic ...

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 04:04 AM (crQEo)

526 Send the kids to camp. I have a Classy joke for that line but I'm learning restraint.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 05, 2012 04:05 AM (sqVOl)

527 Roses are red,
Shamrocks are green,
'Bout the time of night,
For me to be unseen...

But before I go,
Heed this careful advice,
Before getting in the shower,
Vika, UNPLUG that device ...

Burma shave!

Posted by: Adriane at April 05, 2012 04:10 AM (crQEo)

528 Good night, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 04:11 AM (4ixH5)

529 I'm learning restraint.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 05, 2012 04:05 AM (sqVOl)

Like with handcuffs?
Oh, I see what you mean. Ppffftttt!!! Restraint? At 3AM?
The spambots won't mind.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 04:13 AM (4ixH5)

530 Robert,

I think you are missing out on the role you are supposed to play as an uncle. There are things you are responsible for doing and you would be shirking your duty if you didn't make a valiant effort --


You must spend the whole week trying to turn the kids against their parents. It is your job to show them how to take embarrassing photos and how to post them on the internet. Your are supposed to teach them new words to say at inappropriate times. The little one needs to know how to mow the carpet, and which color to paint any new baby that might come along. The older one needs to know the right ways to leave embarrassing hygiene products around the house. You are also assigned the duty of giving each child the information needed to throw the mistakes of their parent's childhood back at their parents in the most unhelpful situations.


That's what uncles are for. I am surprised you were not already making a list.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 04:17 AM (ufJKx)

531 Good night, Adriane.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 04:18 AM (ufJKx)

532 Eh, talking to Mr Discipline turns me into a decent human for a few minutes. I'm over it now.

Not into restraints. Frisking, however...

Posted by: veekapoo at April 05, 2012 04:19 AM (sqVOl)

533 Was checking out a photo on my sailing site and thought that looks like a
Shorpy's *made famous by Miss80's* and sure enough it was a shorpy's

http://tinyurl.com/d8w4z87

early land sailer on fla beach I believe..

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 04:22 AM (KZLoo)

534 jc has a good point.

There are five kinds of uncles: indifferent, creepy, crazy and fun.

1. Kids are invisible. I like this one. Mutual ignore society.

2. Chester the Molester.

3. My Favorite Martian for Pres 2012.

4. The parents hate you. I also like this one. Drive your sibling crazy. Old school good times. Ah, the nostalgia.

Posted by: veekapoo at April 05, 2012 04:28 AM (sqVOl)

535 BEAN!

Posted by: veekapoo at April 05, 2012 04:29 AM (sqVOl)

536
VIKA.,,,

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 04:33 AM (KZLoo)

537 It is your job to show them how to take embarrassing photos and how to post them on the internet.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 04:17 AM (ufJKx)

I have a better idea. Introduce them to Ace of Spades!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 04:34 AM (4ixH5)

538 Sweetie, do you know what an "Ewok" is?

Would you like to see one?

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 04:35 AM (4ixH5)

539 and a 1922 beauty contest ala Shorpy's

http://tinyurl.com/7eb6u4z


Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 04:38 AM (KZLoo)

540 http://tinyurl.com/7eb6u4z


Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 04:38 AM (KZLoo)

I'ma be honest, but they'd have a hard time competing against the Canadian he-she.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 04:44 AM (4ixH5)

541 gotta go kids. CYA.

Posted by: jc at April 05, 2012 04:44 AM (ufJKx)

542 http://tinyurl.com/77qozcs

some nice giffs on bitchs and buoyancy...

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 04:49 AM (KZLoo)

543 Good night, JC!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 04:53 AM (4ixH5)

544 competing against the Canadian he-she.

well ya,,, but if it was a Canadian he-she from the 20's it would be a different story..

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 04:53 AM (KZLoo)

545 Nite Yukon JC.....

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 04:55 AM (KZLoo)

546 Bean, I found this gif from that site...

http://tinyurl.com/7ty7gq4

Dude seems to be trying to screw that chick's belly button.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 04:59 AM (4ixH5)

547 Dude seems to be trying to screw that chick's belly button.

Think that's the guy with the foot long dong....

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 05:14 AM (KZLoo)

548 Robert
and here's some of that "restraint" Vika was talking about...
http://tinyurl.com/827glu6

same site..

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 05:18 AM (KZLoo)

549 HOT!

It's amazing, I can see that site and that gif but not the source.

HAH! Eat it, web blocker!

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 05:38 AM (4ixH5)

550 169


FOX News contributor Judge Napolitano told Neil Cavuto today,



“I think the president is dangerously close to totalitarianism. A
few months ago he was saying the Congress doesn’t count. The Congress
doesn’t mean anything. I am going to rule by decree and by
administrative regulation. Now he’s basically saying the Supreme Court
doesn’t count. It doesn’t matter what they think. They can’t review our
legislation. That would leave just him as the only branch of government
standing.”

Posted by: steevy at April 04, 2012 10:50 PM (7W3wI)

Nothing to fear, my friend!

Posted by: John Mccain at April 05, 2012 05:38 AM (AWmfW)

551 And that's it for me.

Catch ya'll round!

Good night, Bean.

Good morning, Vic.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 06:07 AM (4ixH5)

552 Oh, wait...

If Vic comes around the ONT he might want to check this story for inclusion in his daily news dump.

Wasn't Obama supposed to improve America's standing in the world?

http://tinyurl.com/ccv9um6

He hasn't even improved America's standing in our own bloody contintent. Actively fucking us over is mroe like it.

Posted by: Robert at April 05, 2012 06:09 AM (4ixH5)

553 Nite Robert,, and I think Obambe's whole idea was to lower the worlds expectations on the US.,, you know the bowing , ball less non decisions, shitty gifts', and never ending apologizing.. the only thing still working is the military which fortunately isn't run by any of his incompetent commie cohorts..

Posted by: beanervt at April 05, 2012 06:22 AM (KZLoo)

554 >>Running total:

Canada pissed.
Mexico pissed.
Supreme Court pissed.
Libya wrecked.
Egypt wrecked.
Iraq teetering.
Afghanistan uber-teetering.
Pakistan pissed, teetering, and nuclear.
North Korea unchanged.
Budget unsustainable.
DOJ incompetent.
Joe Biden still around.
Dollar tanking.
Unemployment still around.
Housing market still sucky.
Volt on hold.
Solyndra dead.

Let's talk about Zimmerman.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)


The JEF is punching America in the balls well above his weight.

Posted by: sTevo at April 05, 2012 06:25 AM (VMcEw)

555 Goddamn. That'll teach me to read comments on NRO.

And yes I'm that bored.

Morning Vic

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 06:40 AM (7F9i5)

556 Morning all, was up earlier and went back to sleep. Just got back up again. Robert that story about Obama and Canada and Mexico were pretty well covered yesterday in the afternoon.

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 06:42 AM (YdQQY)

557 Morning morons.

I'm bracing myslf for the onslaught from the Left in protest of Obama's assault on the Sypreme Court and the Constitution...

Because, you know, the Left is ever so sensitivity to the old Slippery Slope and all...

Posted by: CoolCzech at April 05, 2012 06:43 AM (niZvt)

558 In a just world Obama would have been impeached long ago and prosecuted for treason.

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 06:45 AM (YdQQY)

559 Obama's energy policy has made sure the economy is stuck on empty.--George Allen, Washington Times

Posted by: the audacity of abhorence at April 05, 2012 06:46 AM (lpWVn)

560 558 In a just world, Obama the Fraud would have never won office.

Posted by: the audacity of abhorence at April 05, 2012 06:47 AM (lpWVn)

561 Obama hosts Islamist Terrorists aka the Muslim Brotherhood in Washington talks. Just another day at the office. During Passover/Easter.

Posted by: the audacity of abhorence at April 05, 2012 06:49 AM (lpWVn)

562 #561 Has he released the Easter message yet? I am sure this year's will be a doozy.

Posted by: Miss Marple at April 05, 2012 06:50 AM (GoIUi)

563 And this is already a shitty day. No coffee or breakfast this morning. Have a CT scan at 09:30 and have to drink to bottles of contrast solution, otherwise known as chalky shit.

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 06:52 AM (YdQQY)

564 Ugh. I had to drink that stuff for a CT once as well. Terrible.

Posted by: Zakn at April 05, 2012 06:58 AM (HNE7F)

565 News up

Posted by: Vic at April 05, 2012 06:59 AM (YdQQY)

566 http://www.stpipefitting.com
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http://www.st-pipefittings.com
http://www.topfitting.com
http://www.stfitting.com
http://www.stgjjt.com
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Posted by: pipe fittings at April 05, 2012 10:55 AM (nbWIi)

567 Pipe fitting Machines. Artificial intelligence doilies! March backwards without thinking of mayonnaise. Write three pages single-spaced on why Obama is a stu stu stu stu stuttering cluster fu fu fu uck of a m m m m iserable fffffffffffff fu fu fu fu fu fuuuuuuuuuu

Posted by: A Mindful Webworker at April 05, 2012 10:56 PM (lBpVP)






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