Absolute Beginners: Nancy Pelosi Says We Should "Begin" With Taxes On The Rich

An alligator begins by eating your arms and legs.

Doesn't mean he stops there. Just means the extremities fit easiest in the maw.

At Hot Air, video at the Free Beacon.

She refuses to rule out middle class tax cuts.

Oh, Granny Rictus McBotoxImplants -- you are so cluelessly honest, I could kiss you on your chemically-mummified forehead.

ROSE: And you have to let the Bush tax cuts that might have benefited the middle class die, even though it came from a Republican president.

PELOSI: Well, Iím for definitely letting die the tax cuts for people making over a million dollars a year.

ROSE: Talking about the middle class tax cuts. Thatís not what they mean by that.

PELOSI: Iím talking about the high end. Iím talking about the high end.

ROSE: What about the middle?

PELOSI: You can make a judgment about that.

ROSE: Youíre not prepared to say they shouldnít be continued?

PELOSI: In our caucus, there is a school of thought that says letís get rid of all the tax cuts.

ROSE: And the former Speaker of the House says?

PELOSI: I say, letís begin by getting rid of tax cuts for people making more than a million dollars a year.


Posted by: Ace at 06:23 PM



Comments

1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 06:24 PM (7W3wI)

2 Gee, what a surprise. The same person that failed to present a budget and lied about it.

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 03, 2012 06:24 PM (c9Ivb)

3 half OT
Let me save you many hours of painful discussion, and tell you the center of gravity in the mind of the modern radical leftist.

Whatever disagrees with us or is in our fickle way is wrong/evil/illegitimate and must be destroyed/assimilated.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 06:25 PM (RfvTE)

4 She's the retarded gift that keeps on giving.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 03, 2012 06:26 PM (KNvk+)

5 And this hag never has to worry about the cheerleader media pointing out what failures every one of her ideas has been.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 06:26 PM (+5U+B)

6 I'd kiss those lips -- right after I cut off my own dick and fried it in olive oil.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 03, 2012 06:27 PM (ccXZP)

7 Oh, Granny Rictus McBotoxImplants -- you are so cluelessly honest, I could kiss you on your chemical-mummification nose.

Please, please tell my you're exaggerating, ace. Otherwise, I shall have to revise my opinion of you downward. 'Cause that's just NASTY.

Posted by: antisocialist at April 03, 2012 06:28 PM (j/nZn)

8 I think that these very wealthy legislators are confident that any increases in their own tax bills will be made up by increased graft.

This woman is the essence of evil government.

I hate her almost as much as I hate Obama (pbuh).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at April 03, 2012 06:28 PM (nEUpB)

9 News flash for Granny Rictus:

IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING MONEY.


Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2012 06:28 PM (AxHOT)

10 Fully erect.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 03, 2012 06:29 PM (KNvk+)

11 Who is dumber the fool, or the those that constantly get rolled by this fool?

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 06:29 PM (RfvTE)

12 Fully erect.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 03, 2012 06:29 PM (KNvk+)

How can anyone tell?

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 06:30 PM (tlK1P)

13 Well the nose would break off and stick to you. Then she, noseless, would chase you down and try to get it back for a snack.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 06:30 PM (CMM9V)

14 I think we should begin by taxing the Pelosiraptor and her hubby at an 85% rate (only 85% because I care) on their wealth and getting rid of all her perks. We should also seize most of their property that remains after taxing them. We're not mean, so we'll leave them with about $500K worth of cash, investments, and property. That's more than a lot of people have.

I think that's fair.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 03, 2012 06:30 PM (21lBC)

15 Just elect us. You can find out what we think about middle class tax increases after the election.

Posted by: The Democrats at April 03, 2012 06:31 PM (mg08E)

16
Better Idea: let's start by finding out what's really in the SF water supply that's making otherwise sentient human beings vote for Her Highness year after year, and get rid of it.

And her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at April 03, 2012 06:31 PM (d0Tfm)

17 9 News flash for Granny Rictus:IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING MONEY.
Posted by: Ombudsman at April 03, 2012 06:28 PM (AxHOT)
-----
And since the republicanstook the gavelaway from her a couple years ago it aint even her fucking HOUSE.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 03, 2012 06:32 PM (UpwlP)

18 It started (A long time ago) with the top 5%. Well to many folks either are going to make it there or at least aspire to make it there someday. Then it became the top 2%. Now we are down to just those making > 1MM a year. All to get that minimum buy in. Just the tip [I SWEAR! Just the tip just the tip just the tip!

Class warfare. If they can justify any part of the Citizens turning on the other part, they will eventually expand the "rich" to include anyone productive; Remember the bottom 50% of households pay almost nothing in income taxes. They will keep expanding "Punishing the rich" until we are all rich, or used to be rich.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose now with dark clouds! at April 03, 2012 06:32 PM (0q2P7)

19 Ace....we really need a recording of Sam Kinison screaming...for times like this.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 06:32 PM (+5U+B)

20 So she doesn't rule out getting rid of tax cuts for the middle class. I can't believe middle class people think that this tax and spend bitch has their best interests at heart.
To anyone who works for what they have: Democrats want your money, they want your money, they want your money. And they will never get enough of it.
There will always be something more that people are entitled to have at taxpayers expense.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2012 06:32 PM (Npzzl)

21 I think Pelosi should go to jail. If, for nothing else, flying family back and forth across the US and running up a huge bar tab. And for annoying me. Mostly for annoying me.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 06:32 PM (CMM9V)

22 God damn, the 5% of uniformed fucking losers that voted in Obama and this cob-webbed cunt need to be taken to Mexico and introduced to Obama's gun-export program, rhetorically speaking.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at April 03, 2012 06:34 PM (p/Z9F)

23 We have to pay for these fucking clowns somehow.

Posted by: The GSA at April 03, 2012 06:35 PM (QKKT0)

24 Sometimes a gator will grab an arm, drag its victim under and drown him, and then stick him under something under water to soften him up for a couple of days.

Don't know what I'm trying to say here, but it seems fitting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 06:36 PM (UOM48)

25 The only way to raise significant tax revenue is to rape the Middle Class. And by rape I mean rape-rape

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 03, 2012 06:36 PM (i6RpT)

26 MiketheMoose, in ObamaMath(TM):

1 MM = 250,000

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (21lBC)

27 We have to take your wallet to keep what's in it.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (qEkfR)

28 Hi Friends! I am back. Dam right the 1 percent needs to pay.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (1gZhP)

29 Did you ever notice that Pelosi has large boobehs?

Posted by: schadenfreude at the pain of the trolls at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (BB0/w)

30 I have less rigamortis than Nan.

Posted by: Trayvon at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (WUWb9)

31 OT: We have another contestant for scumbag of the year.

tinyurl.com/7j5993m

A researcher at the Massachusetts
Institute of Technology was busted by undercover cops, after he tried to
set up a sexual tryst with a woman and her two daughters Ė one of whom
was 12.

Posted by: Alex at April 03, 2012 06:38 PM (tlK1P)

32 I work hard for my money...not going to let the 1 percent sit on their asses and make the money...

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:38 PM (1gZhP)

33 Top 1 %..over 350K per year now.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:38 PM (1gZhP)

34 Sometimes you've made enough money.

Like last year.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 03, 2012 06:38 PM (QKKT0)

35 She refuses to rule out middle class tax cuts.

************

????????????

Posted by: tasker at April 03, 2012 06:38 PM (r2PLg)

36 Oh yeah Nancy? click for a picture of me and you

Posted by: Me and Nancy at April 03, 2012 06:39 PM (JIDLg)

37 hahah Alex...Yes i just saw a school principal at the gas station hugging two 19 year old girls...whats up with this stuff?

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:39 PM (1gZhP)

38 28 Hi Friends! I am back. Dam right the 1 percent needs to pay.
Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:37 PM (1gZhP)

They already do - the top 1% pay more than 38% of all federal income taxes (and they make make much less than 38% of the income). Plus they provide most of the jobs, so yeah, fuck them.

Posted by: schadenfreude at the pain of the trolls at April 03, 2012 06:39 PM (BB0/w)

39 She refuses to rule out middle class tax cuts.

They have editors at the New York Times, you know.

Posted by: Cicero at April 03, 2012 06:40 PM (QKKT0)

40 The middle class runs this country...UNION baby

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:40 PM (1gZhP)

41 listen up idiots and learn some facts

guys that are super rich like trump howard stern

warn bufet and many other can pay a tax to help

health care and bears

bears and children dont even have there own mony

get a clue butholes


Posted by: Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at April 03, 2012 06:40 PM (+lsX1)

42 *sigh*

And some people say hatefucks are a bad thing.

Posted by: esch at April 03, 2012 06:40 PM (rbBCY)

43 Top 1 %..over 350K per year now.

Posted by: LiberalLefty

Like the dear leader?

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 03, 2012 06:41 PM (c9Ivb)

44 Sorry to go off-topic so early in the thread, but has anyone else noticed that Obama appears incapable of using the word "an" properly. Or improperly for that matter - I'm not sure I've ever heard him say it off-prompter. But then again, I do my best to avoid hearing him speak.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 03, 2012 06:41 PM (21lBC)

45 Government is a more ethical employer...worked for the govt my whole life...so no a 1% has never employed me. I would never work for a 1 percent greedy taker.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:41 PM (1gZhP)

46 Anybody from Arlington, TX around? I'm looking for info on tornado damage around Bowen Road and Green Oaks in SW Arlington.

Posted by: Meremortal at April 03, 2012 06:41 PM (Usk3+)

47 She refuses to rule out middle class tax cuts.

Shouldn't that read-

She refuses to rule out tax increases for the middle class?

Posted by: tasker at April 03, 2012 06:41 PM (r2PLg)

48 Notice the 1 percent families are the most messed up too. Because money is the priority over wife and children.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:41 PM (1gZhP)

49 "They will keep expanding "Punishing the rich" until we are all rich, or used to be rich. "

Obama's income cutoff of those needing to have their taxes raised was $250,000 per year. Anyone who is at all informed knows that in New York, Chicago, California, $250,000 per year is not rich.
Anyone who is still capable of using their brain also knows that a couple who went to grad school and are professionals fall into that $250,000 category.

Punish people for going to med school, law school, getting MBA's. Punish people for starting small businesses and making them successful.
I cannot understand how anyone with a sense of reality can be a liberal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (Npzzl)

50 Hey, Nancy.
OBAMA cut taxes. Bush raised them.

I know I paid more in taxes in, say, 2004 and 200567 than I did in 2009 and 2010.

But that's not the point, is it?

Posted by: BuddyPC at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (KCuY9)

51 You know what needs to happen with these fucking asshats... an auditing agency (non-governmental), needs to conduct and annual audit on these clowns and determine how much they are dorking us in the squeakhole with the perks and other crap they collect... and pay the government back.

While were at it, tax them at 85% is a good idea... and close the loopholes for them and their spouses while were at it. These asses are public servants, not goddamn royalty

Posted by: Satan's Barbed WeeWee at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (Jls4P)

52 Shouldn't that read-



She refuses to rule out tax increases for the middle class?

Posted by: tasker at April 03, 2012 06:41 PM (r2PLg)

Forget it. He's rolling.

Posted by: Boone at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (QKKT0)

53 http://tinyurl.com/7z4jt5o


Solar company bankrupt despite 'win-win' DOE loan

In keeping with the recent trend of so-called green companies going into the red, another solar energy company supported by President Obama's top administration officials declared bankruptcy today.

Solar Trust for America received $2.1 billion in conditional loan guarantees from the Department of Energy -- "the largest amount ever offered to a solar project," according to Energy Secretary Steven Chu -- for a project near Blythe, Calif., but declared bankruptcy within a year. It is unclear how much of the guarantee, if any, was actually awarded.

Posted by: nickless at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (MMC8r)

54 Average Joe, is that you? Just stop. Please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (UOM48)

55 The Bush tax cuts cost about $170 billion per year ($1.7 trillion over then years), so if we ended these for everybody that $1.3 trillion annual deficit would fall to $1.1 trillion (I'm being generous on the revenue side here). The tax cuts for the rich are somewhere around $40 billion a year or roughly a quarter of the total.

OK Nancy if I give up the Bush tax cuts ... what are you going to cut in return ? Sucka

Posted by: Dave Stockman at April 03, 2012 06:42 PM (e8kgV)

56 People making under 50K should pay no tax

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (1gZhP)

57 Stockman..where do you get your numbers..FOX news?

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (1gZhP)

58 Government is a more ethical employer...worked for the govt my whole life...so no a 1% has never employed me. I would never work for a 1 percent greedy taker. Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:41 PM (1gZhP) ;;;Govt is the largest, most greedy business in the country. You are the problem, not the solution.

Posted by: Meremortal at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (Usk3+)

59 She refuses to rule out middle class tax cut extensions.

Posted by: Me and Nancy at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (JIDLg)

60 .worked for the govt my whole life...so no a 1% has never employed me. I would never work for a 1 percent greedy taker.


Posted by: LiberalLefty

Like the dear leader. Is this sarcasm or are you stupid?

Posted by: Blue Hen at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (c9Ivb)

61 Boo!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (AlYnQ)

62 Do you assholes know how much work it is to put down the Xbox controller and go pick up my welfare check once a month? I'd get an EBT, but I have to fill out a form and the 1% stole my ability to read.

Posted by: LeftyLiberal at April 03, 2012 06:43 PM (KI/Ch)

63 FWIW, the nasty bitch can't live forever.

I hope it's painful.

Posted by: ErikW at April 03, 2012 06:44 PM (oNmsi)

64 Yikes! Nancy's forehead has been stretched so many times that you could actually be kissing her labia majora without knowing it.

Posted by: Fritz at April 03, 2012 06:44 PM (KWdVT)

65 250K is the 1 percent in NY, Chicago and CA you moron.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:44 PM (1gZhP)

66 I remember that Bush raised the benchmark for what was considered 'taxable income'....which put more people into the "pays no Federal Income Tax bracket". .....Was that a part of the 'Bush Tax Cuts' that keep getting extended?

Does anyone know? .....Because, if they "get rid of all the tax cuts" like Pelosi is referring to here, then will that also put a lot of those 'people who pay no taxes' back on the tax rolls?

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 06:44 PM (+5U+B)

67
What a wonderful sentiment. I'm happy to hear the peasants are so content.

Posted by: Sen John Lurch Kerry, captain of the SS Deadbeat at April 03, 2012 06:45 PM (c9Ivb)

68 I suspect LiberalLefty is a sock. Whoever is socking him/her/it, please stop. It is not entertaining, just annoying.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 03, 2012 06:45 PM (21lBC)

69 Most people in USA are low wage..especially in places like NY and Chicago...

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:45 PM (1gZhP)

70 Bair Carney video up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjwSGC4TVBUfeature=youtu.be

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 06:45 PM (RfvTE)

71 Pelosi's personal brand of class warfare isn't even about "rich vs. poor". It's about the ruling elite vs. the rest of us.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at April 03, 2012 06:46 PM (vbh31)

72 By the way..most lawyers, doctors and MBAs are not making anywhere near 250K. I know MBA's who have beeen unemployed for years. This is in places like NYC and LA

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:46 PM (1gZhP)

73 I want Ron Jeremy to nut on me.

Posted by: Nan's chemically mummified forehead at April 03, 2012 06:46 PM (3niml)

74 Having the highest corporate taxes of any developed nation in the world just isn't enough for an oligarchy.

Posted by: Your Inner Voice at April 03, 2012 06:46 PM (okXo7)

75
Anybody as stupid as this troll has got to be a govt worker. Couldn't hold a real job.
Writes like a 14 year-old though, so probably never has had a job. Well, maybe a govt job.

Posted by: Meremortal at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (Usk3+)

76 Sorry aboutpissing on your Rug. It was judgement call.

Posted by: Woo at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (+CrrB)

77 Liberal millionaires don't mind if taxes get raised because they don't pay taxes. Oh!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (AlYnQ)

78 We have the lowest corporate tax in the developed world..more FOX news numbers

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (1gZhP)

79 Jose Canseco's Gristle Encased Head at April 03, 2012 06:40 PM


that's good stuff.

Posted by: wytshus at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (4tcuE)

80 San Fran Nan has swallowed so much left-wing semen in her life I think it is starting to leak out of her ears and eyes.

Posted by: schadenfreude at the pain of the trolls at April 03, 2012 06:48 PM (BB0/w)

81 The only thing worse than Nancy Pelosi would be sex with Nancy Pelosi. Get that thought out of your head. Your welcome.

Posted by: dogfish at April 03, 2012 06:48 PM (N2yhW)

82 @9

We have what they allow us to have.

When they want more they take more.

The time is coming when there will be nothing left to take.

We are fast approaching an In the Course of Human Events moment.

What side will the military be on I wonder.... (Scratches chin)

Posted by: McLovin at April 03, 2012 06:48 PM (j0IcY)

83 Free Bacon? Mmmmm...

Posted by: Michael Moore at April 03, 2012 06:48 PM (Qbn76)

84 In case Liblefty is in fact an actual lefty troll, um, the govt makes more than all the 1% combined.

I don't know why I'm even bothering. All his arguments (if they can be called that) are just fundamentally stupid.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at April 03, 2012 06:48 PM (21lBC)

85 My conservative buddy said that he would be a liberal too if he was rich..what nonsense

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:49 PM (1gZhP)

86
An alligator begins by eating your arms and legs.

A gator clamps his jaws on you, drags you under, drowns you, and the stuffs you up under a tree stump in the water and waits till you ripen then tears chunks of flesh away from you.

Come to think of it, that's pretty much what the IRS does...

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 03, 2012 06:49 PM (1hM1d)

87 78We have the lowest corporate tax in the developed world..more FOX news numbersPosted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:47 PM (1gZhP)

;;;
OK, that's it. Complete idiot. Ignore time.

Posted by: Meremortal at April 03, 2012 06:49 PM (Usk3+)

88 My sister hates it when I watch her sleep.

Posted by: LeftyLiberal at April 03, 2012 06:49 PM (KNvk+)

89 We need to reduce the military...

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:49 PM (1gZhP)

90 That soundbite of her talking about the 'word' is one of my all time favs.

Posted by: garrett at April 03, 2012 06:50 PM (+CrrB)

91 80 San Fran Nan has swallowed so much left-wing semen in her life I think it is starting to leak out of her ears and eyes.

Posted by: schadenfreude at the pain of the trolls at April 03, 2012 06:48 PM (BB0/w)

But she's not a slut!

Posted by: Rush Limbaugh at April 03, 2012 06:50 PM (BB0/w)

92 The problems are these 17th century military imperialist tea partiers. They manipulate the military . Get us into unjust wars

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:50 PM (1gZhP)

93 Solar Trust for America received $2.1 billion in conditional loan guarantees from the Department of Energy
--

I keep wondering where all the money could go in such a short time. 2 BILLION is an awful lot to blow in a couple of years. You'd think if all these companies that are now failing had spent all these billions, there would be something to show for it. Huge spikes in the local economy or employment, or something. Where the eff did it all go?

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 06:51 PM (orrLR)

94 FrankenFace made a commercial about her vision of government awhile back I think.

http://tinyurl.com/7u8rany

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at April 03, 2012 06:51 PM (g+LJg)

95 I just ate a giant peanutbutter cup cupcake.I blame Obama.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 06:51 PM (7W3wI)

96 When daddy touches me, he says it's what Obama wants

Posted by: LeftyLiberal at April 03, 2012 06:51 PM (KNvk+)

97 We need to tax all participants in IPOs. Except Nancy Pelosi. Cause she's dreamy.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:51 PM (c9Ivb)

98
And this story will be seen in the MFM when?

This will get as much coverage by our betters in the TV and Newspapers as the fifth circuit slapdown below.

How do we get this out there for the average person to see and understand?

Suggestions?

Posted by: rd at April 03, 2012 06:51 PM (9sUlj)

99 I truly hate that woman.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 03, 2012 06:51 PM (Z71Vg)

100 I call my big black strap-on the Taxpayer's Terror.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (QKKT0)

101 It is unclear how much of the guarantee, if any, was actually awarded.

Oh...I guess I should have kept reading! But my question remains, an awful lot of taxpayer money went out the door.

Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (orrLR)

102 The rich will never leave USA..because they know that they have it so good here..even with more tax increases on the 1 percent..We have just started to see progress in the past 50 years or so

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (1gZhP)

103 Primer for the stupids:

Tax cuts don't cost money. They increase revenue. EVERY SINGLE TIME. But you have to wait and you have to get out of the way.

Posted by: dagny at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (CMM9V)

104 #93, Chicago minions/The Mob.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (KCvsd)

105 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (8y9MW)

106 The problems are these 20th century military imperialist leftist. They manipulate the military . Get us into unjust wars like Libya.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:52 PM (c9Ivb)

107 [Since our troll just sock puppeted a regular, I'm publishing his ISP]


131.109.225.55


Rhode Island Network for Education Technology

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (1gZhP)

108 There really needs to be a "Like" button for comments on here. I love Pelosi stories because I love to hate her.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (CUylv)

109 [Since our troll just sock puppeted a regular, I'm publishing his ISP]


131.109.225.55


Rhode Island Network for Education Technology

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (1gZhP)

110 73 I want Ron Jeremy to nut on me.

Posted by: Nan's chemically mummified forehead at April 03, 2012 06:46 PM (3niml)

Is it Friday already?

Posted by: schadenfreude at the pain of the trolls at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (BB0/w)

111 A GSA clown touched me in my special place. I'm very happy.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 06:53 PM (c9Ivb)

112 "I have less rigamortis than Nan."
Posted by: Trayvon

Damn funny.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2012 06:54 PM (Npzzl)

113 I am a proud member of the greedy 1 percent

Posted by: AllenG at April 03, 2012 06:55 PM (1gZhP)

114 I like touching my anus

Posted by: AllenG at April 03, 2012 06:55 PM (1gZhP)

115 Comrade Obama is lazy like all democrats.

Posted by: LeftyLiberal at April 03, 2012 06:55 PM (KNvk+)

116 That picture of her walking with the giant gavel with Hoyer walking beside her looking like he's holding her purse will stay in my memory bank til the day I die. Fucking bitch. I wanted to take a hatchet to that fugly face of hers.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 03, 2012 06:55 PM (Z71Vg)

117 #111 At least it wasn't an Ewok.

Posted by: Things Marco Rubio would say at April 03, 2012 06:56 PM (N2yhW)

118 [Since our troll just sock puppeted a regular, I'm publishing his ISP]


131.109.225.55


Rhode Island Network for Education Technology

Posted by: AllenG at April 03, 2012 06:56 PM (1gZhP)

119 Socking a regular is a banning offense.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 06:57 PM (7W3wI)

120 The 1% plays golf and wakes up at 10am

Posted by: LeftyLiberal at April 03, 2012 06:57 PM (KNvk+)

121 Hope ace is watching.

Posted by: jewells45 at April 03, 2012 06:58 PM (Z71Vg)

122 Clean up! Unfunny AllenG impersonator.

Posted by: dogfish requesting a sanitation specialist at April 03, 2012 06:58 PM (N2yhW)

123 Why should we raise taxes on the rich, if certain rich people...like all of Obama's top donors and cabinet members, don't have to pay taxes in the first place? Oh that's right, it's all about 'fairness', when they get to determine what 'fairness' is.

Posted by: BlueFalcon in Boston would be forever alone without AoS at April 03, 2012 06:58 PM (KCvsd)

124 Warren Buffet is one of the Left's 1%. And doesn't pay taxes he says others need to pay.

Posted by: nickless at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (MMC8r)

125 The guy really is a retard. I'd be shocked if he/its over 14 years old.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (KNvk+)

126 feces: factual

Posted by: bob at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (IJUs7)

127 I miss the smell of my mommy's armpits. She stopped letting me sniff her now.

Posted by: LiberalArmpitSniffer at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (+5U+B)

128 Is this going to become "every thread a troll thread" like HA?

Give them the worst insult a pathetic, mewling opponent can ever face - ignore them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (bxiXv)

129 71
Pelosi's personal brand of class warfare isn't even about "rich vs. poor". It's about the ruling elite vs. the rest of us.


Posted by: Soap MacTavish

Eggxactly, IME The "Rich" is how they
rationalize that they aren't the "Princeling and the Pauper" living off
the backs of working people. Rather they view themselves as the lesser
nobility robin hoods.. who also happen to live a cushy life for
themselves. That's what really motivates their obsession with the rich.
Its their justification

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 06:59 PM (RfvTE)

130 113 I am a proud member of the greedy 1 percent

Posted by: AllenG at April 03, 2012 06:55 PM (1gZhP)

I was until O got elected - my business has slowed drastically since.

Posted by: schadenfreude at the pain of the trolls at April 03, 2012 07:00 PM (BB0/w)

131 I have no idea what people are talking about when they discuss tax breaks. I seriously have paid more in total taxes every year since 1987. They sometimes shift things around, but they sure get more every year.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 03, 2012 07:00 PM (ndlFj)

132 I say, letís begin by getting rid of tax cuts for people making more than a million dollars a year.

I lol'd because this is the exact kind of phrasing raykon uses when posting his insipid profundities. All it needs is a 'ladies' at the start.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 07:00 PM (bpT90)

133 128 I ignore them but they can't be allowed to sock regulars.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 07:01 PM (7W3wI)

134 "Golf, boat"

Those are my two areas of expertise. Care to chat?

Oh wait, you're just a douche sockpuppet, forget it.

Posted by: ErikW at April 03, 2012 07:01 PM (oNmsi)

135 Thank you Nancy for giving Mitt a great ad.

Posted by: HueyDiamondPooty at April 03, 2012 07:01 PM (YhZFe)

136 i'd be ok with having to register with a real email addy

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 07:02 PM (Ho2rs)

137 keep the riff raff away

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 07:02 PM (Ho2rs)

138 Injecting botox into the lumpy folds of your brain ain't cheap.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 03, 2012 07:02 PM (z8HSj)

139 This is all true.

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at April 03, 2012 07:02 PM (BB0/w)

140 Is Harry Reid doing a Bob Balaban impression?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 03, 2012 07:03 PM (z8HSj)

141 I have more active brain matter than Nancy.

Posted by: Trayvon at April 03, 2012 07:04 PM (WUWb9)

142 133 128 I ignore them but they can't be allowed to sock regulars.
Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 07:01 PM (7W3wI)


Yes, that is a line crossed, from just inane rude dishonest babbling to false accusation.

But people act like they're *not* giving trolls what they crave when they respond - the troll craves negative attention, that's *why* they troll.

You reward a behavior, you get more of it - and end up like HA, where half or more of a thread may be about trolls.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:04 PM (bxiXv)

143 They want more taxes because government revenues get diverted to buy their votes and line their pockets.

Isn't it interesting that the liberal notion of how to improve efficiency in medical care is to shortchange the system to motivate economy and drive prices down? It's what they do with Medicare.

But the same logic doesn't work with government at large-- it must have more money to keep its operations unimpeded.

Posted by: nickless at April 03, 2012 07:05 PM (MMC8r)

144 118
I am a 1 percenter..I sit on my ass all day...Golf, boat and contribute nothing to society

Posted by: AllenG at April 03, 2012 06:56 PM (1gZhP)



Banhammer please. AllenG has just been through the Dallas tornadoes.

Can we ban this idiot socking him?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 07:05 PM (UOM48)

145 Obama makes over a million dollars a year, Why did Pelosi choose that number??? Institutional RACISM! Pelosi wants to raise taxes on rich blacks just like tax cuts for everyone are tax cuts for the rich and oil companies.


Now here is your "politico style" leadin for the next story based of my own now previous reporting, "Oft discussed fan of institutional racism Nancy Pelosi had this to say today for why rich black people should give her more money."


Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 03, 2012 07:05 PM (RfvTE)

146 @136 i'd be ok with having to register with a real email addy
----

Yes, but only if ace drops the requirement that we set up webcams in our showers.


That's not just me, is it?

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 07:05 PM (5H6zj)

147 136 i'd be ok with having to register with a real email addy

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 07:02 PM (Ho2rs)

I dunno - I've gotten so much laughter at so many of the clever sock comments.

And the trolls will always be with us.

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at April 03, 2012 07:05 PM (BB0/w)

148 "72 By the way..most lawyers, doctors and MBAs are not making anywhere near 250K. I know MBA's who have beeen unemployed for years. This is in places like NYC and LA
Posted by: LiberalLefty"

I may not have been clear. The $250 K cutoff is for couples. That would be a Doctor and an engineer. A lawyer and an executive, etc. I know couples like this. Two doctors who are married. A dentist who is married to an engineer. People who own a small business and take their salaries. These are not the rich. Obama seems to consider anyone who is successful in an above average way, to be a cash cow to be milked. He discourages the kind of ambition that it takes for regular people to go to med school.

We used to encourage people to get ahead. Now we promote resentment of them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 03, 2012 07:06 PM (Npzzl)

149 147 eddie

you could register your socks too

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 07:06 PM (Ho2rs)

150 Two ways the progressives screwed the pooch:

1. They lied and created the fiction that this wonderfully managed society of theirs could be created on the cheap, that they would make the light shine and "others" would pay for it. Progressive doctrine was quite clear that all citizens of the State should fund the State.

2. They become corrupt, intellectually, very early on. They took over the urban machines, they expanded the public employee base and strengthened the public unions, they went on a hundred year regulatory spree, and they captured numerous sectors of our society and culture. And in doing so they became a machine party based on raw politics rather than political philosophy.

Now they can neither reform the monster they created nor go back to their philosophical roots. The State is too disordered, every interest and dependent group are pitted against each other and they themselves discredited progressive philosophy by essentially deny it for so many decades.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 03, 2012 07:06 PM (N/1Dm)

151 you could register your socks too

What about my T-shirts?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 03, 2012 07:07 PM (bpT90)

152 I may not have been clear. The $250 K cutoff is for couples. That would be a Doctor and an engineer. A lawyer and an executive, etc. I know couples like this.
-----
And if it isn't adjusted for the region of the country, it's ludicrous.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 07:07 PM (5H6zj)

153 120
The 1% plays golf and wakes up at 10am


Posted by: LeftyLiberal at April 03, 2012 06:57 PM (KNvk+)



No, you 'tard, that would be you. Waking up at 10 a.m. after raping a couple of guys at your Occutard camp.

When we win in November, we'll send you to a special camp. You'll have to grow your own grass to eat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 03, 2012 07:07 PM (UOM48)

154 That's not just me, is it?

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 07:05 PM (5H6zj)

You mean you've never been to:

http://www.ace.mu.nu/y-not-showercam-feed.php?

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at April 03, 2012 07:07 PM (BB0/w)

155 Didn'tSanFranNan get Obamacare Waivers for a lot of people in her district? .....That's sort of like a tax cut.

Posted by: wheatie at April 03, 2012 07:08 PM (+5U+B)

156 146 No,it's me too.Totally innappropriate.

Posted by: steevy at April 03, 2012 07:08 PM (7W3wI)

157 I'm in the 1% and all I can only play Putt-Putt.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 03, 2012 07:08 PM (z8HSj)

158 Liblefty is back posting, so the goats and sheep are safe for now.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 03, 2012 07:08 PM (UpwlP)

159 I know this suggestion may be lost in the mix, but as an alternative to registration, maybe a Pixy update to highlight/bold the hash?

Not everyone pays attention to it.

I know that some people (Average Fucktard) manipulate their IP/hash to hide their identity like pathetic little cowards, don't know offhand what to do about that.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (bxiXv)

160 [Since our troll just sock puppeted a regular, I'm publishing his ISP]


131.109.225.55


Rhode Island Network for Education Technology

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (1gZhP)

161 Yes..there are a tiny amout of ethical businesspeople who pay living wages..very few.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (1gZhP)

162 149 147 eddie

you could register your socks too

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 07:06 PM (Ho2rs)

You'll have to pry my socks from my cold dead fingers.

Posted by: Eddie Izzard at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (BB0/w)

163 Where the eff did it all go?
Posted by: Mayday at April 03, 2012 06:51 PM (orrLR)

------------------------------------

Let us introduce ourselves.

Posted by: Unions at April 03, 2012 07:10 PM (J4dzh)

164 161 Yes..there are a tiny amout of ethical businesspeople who pay living wages..very few.
Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (1gZhP)
Yes. All those homeless corporate employees...

Posted by: TexasJew at April 03, 2012 07:11 PM (z8HSj)

165 I heard that a wet armpit feels a lot like a girl's vagina, but I'm not flexible enough to get my dick into mine.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:11 PM (1gZhP)

166 Now they can neither reform the monster they created nor go back to their philosophical roots.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 03, 2012 07:06 PM (N/1Dm)


Their philosophical root *is* the monster. It started with mass murder and progressed to genteel justifications, not the other way around.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:12 PM (bxiXv)

167 It's a shame. I washed it and everything.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:12 PM (1gZhP)

168 The bottom 1% plays frisby golf and wakes up at 10.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 03, 2012 07:13 PM (N/1Dm)

169 Put some Aqua Velva on it, too. Boy did that burn.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:13 PM (1gZhP)

170 I wish I had more hair on my body other than this stuff on my armpit. It would make me feel more manly ... more virile.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:13 PM (1gZhP)

171 7 Unions are good. Gives employees a shot
Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:12 PM (1gZhP)
I didn't know you could get that stupid just from a shot.
Maybe Tardasil...

Posted by: TexasJew at April 03, 2012 07:13 PM (z8HSj)

172 I'm going to tape some of this armpit hair to my lip so I look like Tom Selleck.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:14 PM (1gZhP)

173 Rhode Island Network for Education Technology

A skooool network. Typical.

Posted by: nickless at April 03, 2012 07:14 PM (MMC8r)

174 http://www2.ri.net/about/staff

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 07:14 PM (5H6zj)

175 Girls love Tom Selleck, I heard. I think if I had a moustache then maybe I could look like a 5'3 version of him.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:14 PM (1gZhP)

176 Rhode Island Network for Education Technology

wouldn't they be interested in someone who works for them is spending time here talking about how they like to touch their anus.........wouldn't be hard to figure out who was at work this late on the computer.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at April 03, 2012 07:14 PM (Ho2rs)

177 Is this the same turd who was bragging about his degree in computer SCIENCE?

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 07:15 PM (5H6zj)

178 175 Have you seriously met anyone in the bottom percent who plays Golf? lol
Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:14 PM (1gZhP)
Sure
Dumpster Golf.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 03, 2012 07:16 PM (z8HSj)

179 It is ok. I am in a union. Well good talking to you. Oh, and my boss is a DICK and I don't care if he reads this.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:16 PM (1gZhP)

180 It is ok. I am in a union. Well good talking to you.

And workin' hard, obviously. SEIU?

Posted by: nickless at April 03, 2012 07:17 PM (MMC8r)

181 179 It is ok. I am in a union. Well good talking to you.
Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:16 PM (1gZhP)
I didn't know there was a Union for scabies.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 03, 2012 07:17 PM (z8HSj)

182 Yes..there are a tiny amout of ethical businesspeople who pay living wages..very few.

Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:09 PM (1gZhP)
I hope you weren't speaking of Pelosi. i believe she has illegals working herfields of grapes for her winery, Amazing how this type of behavior, leads to americans picking up the tab for medical of her cheap labor among other things. rich off the back of americans footing her labor bills.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 07:18 PM (TomZ9)

183 179 It is ok. I am in a union. Well good talking to you. Oh, and my boss is a DICK and I don't care if he reads this.
Posted by: LiberalLefty at April 03, 2012 07:16 PM (1gZhP)
Well, don't let him jump up and down in your ass anymore.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 03, 2012 07:18 PM (z8HSj)

184 Is this the same turd who was bragging about his degree in computer SCIENCE?
Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 07:15 PM (5H6zj)

----------------------------------------

Nope. It was "science computer" if I remember correctly.

Posted by: Unions at April 03, 2012 07:19 PM (J4dzh)

185 Why do we allow them to continue to say that they are eliminating "tax cuts". The rates are over 10 years old and signed by both Bush and Barry. They're talking about tax increases, that is all.

Posted by: toby928© at April 03, 2012 07:20 PM (GTbGH)

186 Liberal Lefty, yet it's Your boss, paying your wages and kicking in for medical. Your union is not. In fact they will get theirs before you get theirs. look at how they want their dues, will not bend for anything, while union employee teachers and police get laid off, as long as the Union gets their cut it's all good.
hell with th regular joe.

Posted by: willow at April 03, 2012 07:21 PM (TomZ9)

187 Off! Off! Damned sock!

Posted by: Soona at April 03, 2012 07:22 PM (J4dzh)

188 Their philosophical root *is* the monster. It
started with mass murder and progressed to genteel justifications, not
the other way around.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:12 PM (bxiXv)


There's a lot of ugliness in its formation for sure but there was a theoretical progressive philosophy than was humane and even gave consideration to the questions of Freedom and Individual Liberty. I don't think it ever made it into politics because it was more or less utopian and thus it wouldn't survive the contact with political power, but I tend to be more interested in the ideal vs the real.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 03, 2012 07:23 PM (N/1Dm)

189 LOL Soona. You're right.

Posted by: Y-not at April 03, 2012 07:23 PM (5H6zj)

190 I didn't know there was a Union for scabies.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 03, 2012 07:17 PM (z8HSj)


No, there is. It's part of the National Federation of Parasites Local 27.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 03, 2012 07:25 PM (N/1Dm)

191 There's a lot of ugliness in its formation for sure but there was a theoretical progressive philosophy than was humane and even gave consideration to the questions of Freedom and Individual Liberty.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 03, 2012 07:23 PM (N/1Dm)


But it came *after* the ugliness, to justify the spread of the ugliness.

"Compassionate Progressivism" is the creepy human-skin mask worn by the monster to make itself look like you.

That being said, there are "progressives" who just believe the creepy fake human mask is the real deal, and it doesn't go any deeper than that for them. They're the ones who lock up like a rusted cog when you confront them with consequences and costs.

The ones who lie to you are the monsters, i.e. the core and machinery of the progressive movement.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:26 PM (bxiXv)

192 I'd like to see the look on the faces of the idiots who were savagely crying for the 'rich' to 'pay their fair share'...

They thought that was code language for whitey to be exterminated... guess not. It really was about taxes. You are next, JUANITA

Posted by: What a Jerk at April 03, 2012 07:28 PM (zMhtB)

193 The Nancy Pelosi Story: "A Face Full of Botox..."

Now out direct to DVD and 8 Track tape

Starring a cast of several...

Gene Siskel says..."It's hotter than hell down here..."

Roger Ebert says..."A Towering Achievement in Stupidity..."

B to the Rock Obama says..."I knew her before all the surgery and Tom Daeschle never looked better, or more lifelike...Hey, Tom, Call Me..."

Michael Medved says..."I'm sorry but this has me throwing up...can you hear me from outside the stall?"...

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Screenplay by Keef Olbermann and Tony Kornholer

Posted by: enter sandman, returning commentor and lurker at April 03, 2012 07:36 PM (zxaA2)

194
But it came *after* the ugliness, to justify the spread of the ugliness.



Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 03, 2012 07:26 PM (bxiXv)

Heh. Yeah, well, I would say that's true of every strain of collectivism, except maybe is Rousseau's garden.

Posted by: runninrebel at April 03, 2012 07:39 PM (N/1Dm)

195 These people do not live in reality. That might--MIGHT bring in 100 billion a year. Then what?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 03, 2012 07:41 PM (7utQ2)

196 Trolls and people responding to them has dropped HA to the bottom of my daily reading list. I'm thinking Ed would do well by abandoning that ship. Hope the same thing does not happen here.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at April 03, 2012 07:56 PM (yDsrT)

197 Tax and spend is all they know. They spend like crazy with the assumption that they can just raise taxes to cover it all, its a simpleton's equation.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 03, 2012 07:58 PM (r4wIV)

198 Can't we all just get along...and slander this conniving two faced mannish scrunt?
Good, clean fun mockery. Good times, good times.

Posted by: enter sandman, returning commentor and lurker at April 03, 2012 08:07 PM (zxaA2)

199 Let's begin by taxing 100% of Nancy Pelosi's wealth and income.

Posted by: pst314 at April 03, 2012 09:04 PM (mFPMV)

200 Pelosi is one of the most corrupt members of Congress. She used her office to get rich, through insider deals, insider trading, selling of favors, and shaking down of regulation-fearing businesses.

Posted by: pst314 at April 03, 2012 09:08 PM (mFPMV)

201 The creepy old Pelosi circles closer to the truth, (a frightening and unfamiliar territory to her and her cohorts). The fact is, the only way to fund the Democrat's dream is to raise taxes on everyone. They won't say it, but in this case the math is easy, if voters elect to put their minds to it.

Posted by: Pam at April 03, 2012 10:44 PM (j+a4k)

202 "201 The creepy old Pelosi circles closer to the truth"
The truth is the Bitch is Crazy as a MOFO, I swear on my life there has to be a mental illness in her district!

Posted by: Joe at April 03, 2012 11:32 PM (OWtSO)

203 Hey Pelosi--you can start by eating my skid marked shorts.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 04, 2012 12:26 AM (6USwK)

204 She has a good tax lawyer and doesn't report her true income?

Posted by: burt at April 04, 2012 01:10 PM (OzqQM)






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