Sexy Russian Spy Anna Chapman Arrested Because She Was Getting Too Close To Someone Inside "Obama's Inner Circle"?

That's what a former FBI counterintelligence officer reveals.

The Independent (UK) highlights the six hundredth revelation that Iraqi informant "Curveball" lied. They bury the actual new news -- that the FBI felt it had to move quickly to arrest and deport Anna Chapman, for fear that someone close to Obama was about to snork her, and get caught in a "honey trap" (sex, followed by extortion for secrets/influence).

That someone "close" to Obama? A "sitting cabinet official," this FBI counterintelligence officer says.

Another revelation in the series is the real reason why the FBI swooped on Russian spy Anna Chapman in 2010. Top officials feared the glamorous Russian agent wanted to seduce one of US President Barack Obama's inner circle. Frank Figliuzzi, the FBI's head of counterintelligence, reveals how she got "closer and closer to higher and higher ranking leadership... she got close enough to disturb us".

The fear that Chapman would compromise a senior US official in a "honey trap" was a key reason for the arrest and deportation of the Russian spy ring of 10 people, of which she was a part, in 2010. "We were becoming very concerned," he says. "They were getting close enough to a sitting US cabinet member that we thought we could no longer allow this to continue." Mr Figliuzzi refuses to name the individual who was being targeted.

Anna-Chapman-4.jpg
Notice that at no point in the paragraph above
the photo is the targeted "individual's" gender implied.

Posted by: Ace at 03:18 PM



Comments

1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 03:19 PM (7W3wI)

2 Geez, ace....you on a sugar high today?

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2012 03:20 PM (X6akg)

3 My vote's for Shrillary. That's why the HoumaWeiner left her in ahuff.
Scorned, she was.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at April 02, 2012 03:20 PM (0TdUk)

4 Nice frame.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2012 03:20 PM (w/anX)

5 I would like to note, on behalf of gingerkind, that she is not truly One Of Us.

We wouldn't get caught.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (VtjlW)

6
It's a girl. No doubt.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (G/zuv)

7 I would like to volunteer to spring that honey trap so that no one else gets caught in it.

Like Hillary Clinton, for instance.

Posted by: Kensington at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (H84UO)

8 Trap me, baby, trap me all night...

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (DrWcr)

9 No high ranking male official could resist that ass, it's hypnotic.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (KNvk+)

10 The answer to the question is yes.

Posted by: Bru at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (agNa6)

11 I would do anything for Mother Russia.

Posted by: Anna Chapman at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (7W3wI)

12
Or let me put it this way:

She's female enough.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (G/zuv)

13 I bet Reggie knows all about Obama's "Inner Circle"...

Posted by: bad guy at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (ligUZ)

14 my bet is she was working on Weiner ...

Posted by: JeffC at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (A3tpD)

15 Dam.... I need to run for office... or get appointed to one...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (lZBBB)

16 And that name, Frank Figuilizzi? Vintage Tom Wolfe.

Posted by: Pooter Hound at April 02, 2012 03:22 PM (0TdUk)

17 New meaning to Red Army

Posted by: USA at April 02, 2012 03:22 PM (6Cjut)

18 Vic, you back? Things good?

Posted by: USA at April 02, 2012 03:22 PM (6Cjut)

19 Frank Figliuzzi,

Come on. Is Stan Lee making FBI appointments now?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2012 03:22 PM (w/anX)

20 that girl looks a lot like "Amy Pond" from Doctor Who.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2012 03:22 PM (nj1bB)

21 Plese,Make these pictures in my head go away.Hillary.....no....no...

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 03:22 PM (7W3wI)

22 She can have all my secrets. But she has to move out here to BFE and live in my crappy little trailer house.

Posted by: Bob Saget at April 02, 2012 03:23 PM (SDkq3)

23 Both hands on the keyboards, people!!!!!!

Posted by: suicidal Santorum supporter at April 02, 2012 03:23 PM (JEpGb)

24 Maybe this is what Obama was referring to with Medvedev.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2012 03:23 PM (X6akg)

25 She definitely gives off a "It would be so TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!" vibe for some reason. I can't quite put my finger on it. Though I keep wanting to try.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose of The & Liberation Front. at April 02, 2012 03:23 PM (0q2P7)

26

Note that the headline at the link repeats the constantly debunked "100,000 dead from Iraq war" line.

Posted by: dan-O at April 02, 2012 03:23 PM (sWycd)

27 Hot dog!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 02, 2012 03:23 PM (H84UO)

28 If Clinton was President he would have arrested her himself ... and interrogated her for hours on end ... just to get into to the "bottom" of things ...

Posted by: JeffC at April 02, 2012 03:24 PM (A3tpD)

29 Is she in Turkey with Hillary?

Posted by: Pooter Hound at April 02, 2012 03:24 PM (0TdUk)

30 Just remember, we're not allowed to call them "sluts":

http://is.gd/37xTWd

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 02, 2012 03:24 PM (0xqzf)

31 she looks like Erica Campbell

some of you will know who I'm talking about

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 02, 2012 03:24 PM (8sCoq)

32 Who needs Anna Chapman when SCOAMF will tell you whatever you want to know?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2012 03:24 PM (Af3Wg)

33 I'd hit it.

Posted by: toby928© at April 02, 2012 03:25 PM (GTbGH)

34 The Russian and the Obama official probably just sat around with their clothes on and reminisced about Kruschev and the good old days.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at April 02, 2012 03:25 PM (iAUf+)

35 Meh, elbows. Too sharp.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 02, 2012 03:25 PM (QTHTd)

36 No gender implied? So it could have been a honey honey trap?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 02, 2012 03:25 PM (FcKXR)

37 I was sooooo close to tapping that!
Damn you FBI, damn you to hell!

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 02, 2012 03:25 PM (fYOZx)

38 Hello, Big Sis! That would almost be like snorking a guy for Ms. Chapman.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at April 02, 2012 03:25 PM (sl3x6)

39
Out: Reset
In: Resist

Posted by: cherry at April 02, 2012 03:25 PM (OhYCU)

40 Has she done a spread in Penthouseski?

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 03:26 PM (7W3wI)

41 If she eats a pound of pasta every day for a month so the rest of her catches up with her (sigh) beautiful hindquarters, I'll tell her all my secrets. No guarantee Vlad would be interested in my secrets, though.

Posted by: Oschisms at April 02, 2012 03:26 PM (3YIAy)

42 Janet Napolitano

Posted by: TheJane at April 02, 2012 03:26 PM (Km/Pn)

43 She looks a *little* like Jewel Staite in that pic.

If I had to guess which cabinet member, I'd guess Geithner, and possibly Clinton.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 02, 2012 03:26 PM (NS2Mo)

44 Who's the redhead with the major announcements that everyone drools over?

That is one HOT commie-momma.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2012 03:26 PM (Af3Wg)

45
nah, she looks like the red-headed Cate Blanchett in BANDITS with Bruce Willies and Billy Bob Thornton

Posted by: soothsayer at April 02, 2012 03:26 PM (G/zuv)

46 Posted by: toby928© at April 02, 2012 03:25 PM (GTbGH)

Screendoor in a hurricane, baby.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 03:26 PM (VtjlW)

47 That is one fine ass viewed from this angle.

Posted by: toby928© at April 02, 2012 03:26 PM (GTbGH)

48 39
Out: Reset
In: Resist
Posted by: cherry at April 02, 2012 03:25 PM (OhYCU)


Resist we munch (carpet, that is)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2012 03:26 PM (Af3Wg)

49 Whatever guy got that ass did one hell of a lot better than some cheat plastic reset button.

Posted by: Drider at April 02, 2012 03:27 PM (HaJD9)

50 Is Napolitano a part of the Cabinet?

Sebelius?

I can't remember off the top of my head which "Heads" are official Cabinet positions, and I'm too lazy to Google it.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 02, 2012 03:27 PM (0xqzf)

51 Anyone know if anyone within the Obama inner circle left the WH around the time of Chapman's deportation?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 02, 2012 03:27 PM (Qrwvl)

52
It's a high maintenance tranny, with a nice ass. We've met and commiserated about evil.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at April 02, 2012 03:27 PM (TkGkA)

53 OT Shooter in Oakland in custody

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 02, 2012 03:27 PM (uVuwp)

54 I'd hit that so hard, whoever pulled me off of her would be King of England.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 02, 2012 03:27 PM (Af3Wg)

55 It rhymes with Valerie Jarret, doesn't it?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at April 02, 2012 03:27 PM (AGxA0)

56 Janet Napolitano



That would be one dedicated Russian honeypot.

Posted by: NC Ref at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (/izg2)

57 51, Van Jones?

Posted by: cherry at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (OhYCU)

58 I, personally, scanned this individual on her way out of the country.

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (8g9qq)

59 How could she get any secrets? She could well be TOO hot to get them. I'd recite the whole Pentagon phonebook for some of that, but she wouldn't hear anything because my face would be between her legs the whole time I'd be reciting it

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (QTHTd)

60 I'd hit that chassis as hard as Alan Grayson hits buses.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (4136b)

61 Hey she's hot and I love red heads.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (i6RpT)

62 Here ya go : http://tinyurl.com/85el69b Possibly NSFW.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (KNvk+)

63 What are they worried about? Obama is much more interested in banging Putin than some sexy female spy.

Posted by: Pimpbot 5000 at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (ggRof)

64 When did Rahm leave?

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (X6akg)

65 They dont call us Czars for nuthin.

Posted by: cherry at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (OhYCU)

66 Maybe she is not strictly dickly?

Posted by: USA at April 02, 2012 03:29 PM (6Cjut)

67 There's one flaw in the honeypot theory.

This administration fucking gives shit away to the Russians willingly. There's no need for it.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 02, 2012 03:29 PM (NS2Mo)

68 Oh yeah know if you google anna chapman there are naked pics of her on the web- just saying for the sake of accuracy

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 02, 2012 03:29 PM (i6RpT)

69 ".....she got close enough to disturb us".

Uh. I think that was the general idea there.

Posted by: wheatie at April 02, 2012 03:29 PM (+5U+B)

70 Anna Chapman?

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at April 02, 2012 03:29 PM (e0xKF)

71 "sitting cabinet official,"

****

Janet Neapolitan Ice Cream

Posted by: WalrusRex at April 02, 2012 03:29 PM (jUZRg)

72
I'd hit that like a Gene Krupa wannabee banging a drum.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 02, 2012 03:29 PM (TkGkA)

73 Meh....

I've seen pics of her without the makeup and the ass prothetic. A 5 out of 10 at best. There are LOTS of other Russian girls that are 100x more smoking hawt than this KGB wannabe.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 03:30 PM (GQ8sn)

74 Hills.

Posted by: ctmom at April 02, 2012 03:30 PM (iueZp)

75 Occupy Anna Chapman!

Posted by: USA at April 02, 2012 03:30 PM (6Cjut)

76 SHIT STATUS TO BE UPDATED.

FBI agents on Monday were questioning potential witnesses in the Trayvon Martin shooting, confirming to NBC News that the agency had begun a “parallel investigation” that focuses on whether the teen’s civil rights were violated.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 02, 2012 03:30 PM (JEpGb)

77
she looks like Rebecca Creskoff

you've seen Creskoff in Hung, Justified...

Posted by: soothsayer at April 02, 2012 03:30 PM (G/zuv)

78 Well, we can rule out Rahmbo

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 02, 2012 03:31 PM (SB0V2)

79 Dibs on the cavity search to see if she's hidden any bugs.

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2012 03:31 PM (GULKT)

80 Notice that at no point in the paragraph above the photo is the targeted "individual's" gender implied.

Is there anyone in the cabinet who would make this a not-spine-chillingly-gruesome image?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 02, 2012 03:31 PM (w/anX)

81 Okay, I'll state the obvious:

Janet Napolitano.

Explains why she largely fell out of the public eye

Posted by: Crispian at April 02, 2012 03:31 PM (uxW8g)

82 >.I've seen pics of her without the makeup and the ass prothetic


Looks real to me.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 03:32 PM (KNvk+)

83 Dibs on the cavity search to see if she's hidden any bugs.

... and that's the downside, she probably has

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 02, 2012 03:32 PM (QTHTd)

84 Booooobs.......

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 02, 2012 03:32 PM (i0App)

85 Anna Chapman action figure, with kung-fu grip http://is.gd/1ra2ds

Posted by: toby928© at April 02, 2012 03:32 PM (GTbGH)

86 31
she looks like Erica Campbell

some of you will know who I'm talking about


Posted by: Jones in CO at April 02, 2012 03:24 PM (8sCoq)

Ummm...no. Erica Campbell is so much hawter, it's like comparing a plasma torch to a flashlight.Sadly, EC (hey, those are my initials too!) retired to spend more time rescuing abused animals.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 03:32 PM (GQ8sn)

87
50
Is Napolitano a part of the Cabinet?


Sebelius?


I can't remember off the top of my head which "Heads" are official Cabinet positions, and I'm too lazy to Google it.....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 02, 2012 03:27 PM (0xqzf)



Here's a memory aid to help you sort out things --

On Venus, Saturn, Pluto and Mars
The President's Cabinet is composed of czars.
The rest the Secs.
All else aside, those sharp elbows
Would have hurt your sides.

(Yes, I took Latin...)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 02, 2012 03:32 PM (FcKXR)

88 Here's the list of current Cabinet members (the URL shortener gave it a FANTASTIC new address - I did not make that up):

http://is.gd/dy1ck1

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at April 02, 2012 03:33 PM (0xqzf)

89 so waitaminute...

she's a famous spy? a famous Russian spy?


Posted by: soothsayer at April 02, 2012 03:33 PM (G/zuv)

90 "she looks like Rebecca Creskoff
you've seen Creskoff in Hung, Justified..."

===============

...and in my mind's eye many times while bunk bound.

Posted by: Kensington at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (H84UO)

91 she looks like Rebecca Creskoff

you've seen Creskoff in Hung, Justified...


Posted by: soothsayer at April 02, 2012 03:30 PM (G/zuv)

She's fantastic in Hung. She's firmly in the "do not wax" crowd.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (GQ8sn)

92 I'd hit that like I caught it smoking. Wait! I did catch it "smokin"

Posted by: Tankcdr at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (/pd0C)

93 Why would the Ruskies do this? They can get all the info they need directly from Prez Barky McTreasonator.

Must have been for verification.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (JIDLg)

94 FBI agents on Monday were questioning potential witnesses in the Trayvon Martin shooting, confirming to NBC News that the agency had begun a “parallel investigation” that focuses on whether the teen’s civil rights were violated.
Told you. That's the new bullshit, if you can't convict on assault or what have you, convict on civil rights violations.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (VtjlW)

95 I'd hit it like I caught it stealing cookies....

Posted by: Tankcdr at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (/pd0C)

96 Like Hillary Clinton, for instance.

Posted by: Kensington at April 02, 2012 03:21 PM (H84UO)



Overcharged!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (X3lox)

97 Meh. She was dead meat.

Posted by: Will Folks at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (7+pP9)

98 Biden

Posted by: Daybrother at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (WCuHB)

99 What? Barky has a cabinet?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 02, 2012 03:35 PM (yn6XZ)

100 Okay, I'll state the obvious:

Janet Napolitano.


Maybe but Defense, State, and Commerce seem like they'd be the most likely to have information that the Russians would be interested in.

Posted by: Heorot at April 02, 2012 03:35 PM (Nq/UF)

101 Why don't they just tell the cabinet members not to fuck her, show them all a picture and say she's off limits.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 02, 2012 03:35 PM (9U1OG)

102 She's a brunette btw.

Posted by: steevy at April 02, 2012 03:35 PM (7W3wI)

103
She's firmly in the "do not wax" crowd.

You noticed, too? Heh.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 02, 2012 03:36 PM (G/zuv)

104 I'd hit it like MO on a donut. By the way Michelle, why so long in the face?

Posted by: Tankcdr at April 02, 2012 03:36 PM (/pd0C)

105 ...oops ... sticky keyboard ... again ...

Posted by: mark x at April 02, 2012 03:36 PM (7pMAe)

106 101
Why don't they just tell the cabinet members not to fuck her, show them all a picture and say she's off limits.

Posted by: Jaimo at April 02, 2012 03:35 PM (9U1OG)
Translation: forbidden fruit is much tastier.Besides, this administration is full of commies anyway. They are on her side.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 02, 2012 03:37 PM (NS2Mo)

107 Shit just got real...as in hot.
Is there some news related to this pic?

Posted by: Rocks at April 02, 2012 03:37 PM (Q1lie)

108 She makes old men wish for younger days.

'Cause she's a brick ... ****house.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2012 03:37 PM (4q5tP)

109 A natural brunette.
Good thing she didn't make it to the cabinet. Barry doesn't know he has a cabinet.

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at April 02, 2012 03:37 PM (WCuHB)

110
93 Why would the Ruskies do this? They can get all the info they need directly from Prez Barky McTreasonator.Must have been for verification.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (JIDLg)


Well would you trust what obama was telling you? Not like the russians would get a lot from "I checked boxes A, D, and H today."

Posted by: buzzion at April 02, 2012 03:38 PM (GULKT)

111
76
SHIT STATUS TO BE UPDATED.
FBI agents on Monday were
questioning potential witnesses in the Trayvon Martin shooting,
confirming to NBC News that the agency had begun a “parallel
investigation
” that focuses on whether the teen’s civil rights were
violated.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 02, 2012 03:30 PM (JEpGb)

That cannot help but be deemed racist from the get go because parallel implies geometry and geometry implies math... you can figure out the rest.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 02, 2012 03:38 PM (UzjcV)

112 Is that a adams apple I see?
And those elbows look like the could glass.
AND she's a soul robbingGinger??
I wouldn't touch that with Ace's pecker andDiT pushing.

Posted by: dananjcon a little slow on the uptake today at April 02, 2012 03:38 PM (8ieXv)

113 It was Geithner. Younger, questionable ethics (Turbotax), storybook marriage, in charge of the money.

The perfect honeypot target. This is one fucker that is VERY easily blackmailed.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 02, 2012 03:38 PM (NS2Mo)

114
All Obama Cabinet Members:
Sec of State: Hillary Clinton
Sec of Treas: Timothy Geithner
Sec of Defense: Leon Panetta
Attorney General: Eric Holder
Sec of Interior: Ken Salazar
Sec of Agriculture: Tom Vilsak
Sec of Commerce: John Bryson
Sec of Labor: Hilda Solis
Sec of HHS: Kathleen Sebelius
Sec of Housing and Urban Development: Shaun Donovan
Sec of Transportation: Ray LaHood
Sec of Energy: Steven Chu
Sec of Education: Arne Duncan
Sec of Veterans Affairs: Eric Shinseki
Sec of Homeland Security: Janet Napolitano

Posted by: TheJane at April 02, 2012 03:39 PM (Km/Pn)

115 Haven't we all seen the nekkid photos of her? The ones widely available through Google's pic search? Lots of promise but meh delivery, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Benson at April 02, 2012 03:39 PM (qzcNU)

116 Snorking honey traps is what this Administration is all about! Governing, not so much.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at April 02, 2012 03:39 PM (71LDo)

117 Get an all male jury and you'll walk for sure.

Posted by: dan in michigan at April 02, 2012 03:40 PM (ygfeX)

118 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Janet Reno at April 02, 2012 03:40 PM (H84UO)

119 That someone "close" to Obama? A "sitting cabinet official," this FBI counterintelligence officer says.

******

Maybe that's why they finally fired Geithner--she was helping him with his Turbo...

Posted by: Nancy at April 02, 2012 03:40 PM (r2PLg)

120 this was in 2010... I figure the Brits would call a "czar" a member of the cabinet, even if it's not technically accurate.

Posted by: ace at April 02, 2012 03:40 PM (nj1bB)

121 Notice that at no point in the paragraph above

the photo is the targeted "individual's" gender implied.

She can imply anything she wants with me.

Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at April 02, 2012 03:40 PM (RD7QR)

122 >>focuses on whether the teen’s civil rights were violated.

Which right would that be?

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 02, 2012 03:40 PM (ZKzrr)

123 93 Why would the Ruskies do this? They can get all the info they need directly from Prez Barky McTreasonator.Must have been for verification.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 02, 2012 03:34 PM (JIDLg)


Trust but verify. And in Obama's case verify, verify, and verify some more before deciding you can trust anything he tells you.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 02, 2012 03:40 PM (pAlYe)

124 Is this a thing? (points down) I think it's a thing...

Posted by: Janet Napolitano at April 02, 2012 03:41 PM (fYOZx)

125
Always go with the lesbians in any spy scandal. So it's a toss up between Hillary, Napolitano, Sebelius, and Geithner.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 02, 2012 03:41 PM (TkGkA)

126 She's a brunette btw.

Even better...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 02, 2012 03:41 PM (GBXon)

127 Oooh maybe that's why Daley went.

Posted by: tasker at April 02, 2012 03:42 PM (r2PLg)

128 Somewhere there's a Cabinet official shrieking with rage at the FBI for cockblocking him.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 02, 2012 03:42 PM (SY2Kh)

129 And, the nation goes without a Fellatio Czar. Was somenone concerned the admin already had enuff suck power?

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at April 02, 2012 03:42 PM (yn6XZ)

130 Great thing about the Justice Dept. If they don't have anything but want your ass, they'll invent something and have a professional jury convict you.

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2012 03:42 PM (cYQg0)

131 She's got a GREAT ASS !!!

Posted by: Vincent Hanna at April 02, 2012 03:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

132 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 03:42 PM (8y9MW)

133 1. Mooch?
2. She's not a ginger. We can tell.
3. Who has their picture taken in that position?

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 03:43 PM (CMM9V)

134 Yuck!

Larry Sumners!

Posted by: tasker at April 02, 2012 03:43 PM (r2PLg)

135
Inside information has her shaving her muffin in the shape of a Liberty Bell.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 02, 2012 03:43 PM (TkGkA)

136 I'd give her the "#7 In-N-Out." Animal-StyleHucklefuck With One and a Half Twist in Filthy Pike Position. Sex so filthy and shameful she'd beg ME not to release the videotape.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 02, 2012 03:43 PM (jCyfP)

137 Trust but verify.

Russian phrase that keeps popping up when dealing with Russians...gotta love it.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 02, 2012 03:43 PM (GBXon)

138 Not sure the Russian's needed Chapman to get close to a cabinet official when the guy in charge of the cabinet is whispering sweet nothings into Medvedev's ear.

Posted by: CDR M at April 02, 2012 03:43 PM (JSetw)

139 oops Larry Summers.

Posted by: tasker at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (r2PLg)

140 Might have been a good time to go commando for a pic with a dress like that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (Iyg03)

141 My vote is for Chu. DoE means access to nuclear information, influence over the US energy policy and Chu's academic background may give her access to other sensitive research.

Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (tlK1P)

142 OT: 5 confirmed dead in Oakland shooting, shooter in custody

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (uVuwp)

143 It could have been Biden. Biden said, shortly after she was sent back to Russia, "It was not my idea to send her back."

Bing "Geithner Anna Chapman" and check out the first article from the UK Independent for the quote.


Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (NS2Mo)

144 Speaking of nice tales.

Duck tales and economics. Peter Schiff linked to this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYuKNFw2cKI

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (RfvTE)

145 I have never seen a more perfect turd cutter. Never.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (jucos)

146 ¡¡¡War on Women!!!

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (CMM9V)

147 for fear that someone close to Obama was about to snork her,

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This is why I come to AoSHQ. To learn new technical milblog terms.

Posted by: Soona at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (TRGoi)

148
Anyone know if anyone within the Obama inner circle left the WH around the time of Chapman's deportation?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at April 02, 2012 03:27 PM (Qrwvl)




Peter Oszag, left OMB in July 2010, she was arrested in June 2010 (from my exhaustive 2 minute research on Wiki). And Petey's a well-known horndog, with love-children scattered all around DC.
OMB doesn't seem to be a likely Russkie spy target on first glance, except that budget items can tell you a lot about the programs that they fund.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (tQoT4)

149 She's got a GREAT ASS !!!


Posted by: Vincent Hanna


Niiiiice.

Posted by: xbradtc at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (p3cEJ)

150 My pic is Sec of Interior: Ken Salazar, In the library with the candle stick.

Posted by: dananjcon a little slow on the uptake today at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (8ieXv)

151 It'll be OK after the election.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (vj51i)

152 122
>>focuses on whether the teen’s civil rights were violated.

Which right would that be?


Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 02, 2012 03:40 PM

That's the government's way of getting around double jeopardy. Knowing that a jury might acquit GZ in a jury trial, they get to satisfy the blood lust of the race arsonists and white leftist guilt by trying him on a whole other charge.

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 03:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

153 "someone close to Obama"

That should rule out Hillary! and Gates. Only half kidding.

Posted by: farsighted at April 02, 2012 03:45 PM (DmWV5)

154 Inside information has her shaving her muffin in the shape of a Liberty Bell.


Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 02, 2012 03:43 PM (TkGkA)



Napolitano's labia resemble the liberty bell

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2012 03:45 PM (cYQg0)

155 Somewhere there's a Cabinet official shrieking with rage at the FBI for cockblocking him.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 02, 2012 03:42 PM (SY2Kh)

*****

Wait..the ballerina guy with a missing finger...

Emanuel what's his face.

Rahm.

Posted by: tasker at April 02, 2012 03:45 PM (r2PLg)

156 Wait a minute ...............those clothes..........is that morning-vear or evening-vear

Posted by: Not an Artist at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (Lo/3Q)

157 Possibly NSFW.


Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 03:28 PM (KNvk+)

Christ, I'm surprised my browser even went there. (I'll have to bookmark that for tonight...)

Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (RD7QR)

158 142
OT: 5 confirmed dead in Oakland shooting, shooter in custody

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM

If you don't see the shooter's picture inside of an hour, the MBM knows he isn't white-white

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

159 It can't be a honey trap for a guy. Since a guy would be telling everyone he knew he was tapping that.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (tf9Ne)

160 82
>.I've seen pics of her without the makeup and the ass prothetic


Looks real to me.


Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 03:32 PM (KNvk+)

Some Brit tabloid leaked a whole bunch of nekkid and semi-nekkid pics of her. There's no way she went from Amish ass to Puerto Rican ass in just a few years.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (GQ8sn)

161 The name is...

Posted by: Bond. James Bond at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (Usk3+)

162 So, how come she isn't spilling unless the commies want to protect their mole or they believe obama in power is good for commies?

Posted by: mike at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (s6QDI)

163 Can't be a cabinet member. He's all about the illegal cZars. Feel the irony?

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 03:47 PM (CMM9V)

164 Peter Oszag, left OMB in July 2010, she was arrested in June 2010 (from my exhaustive 2 minute research on Wiki)

**********

Hmmm....that's my thinking also.

They've already conveniently let the person go.

Posted by: tasker at April 02, 2012 03:47 PM (r2PLg)

165 Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

He is Asian

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 02, 2012 03:47 PM (uVuwp)

166 3. Who has their picture taken in that position?

Going out on a limb? Pros and semi-pros. winkwinknudgenudge

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 03:47 PM (VtjlW)

167
Napolitano's labia resemble the liberty bell


Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2012 03:45 PM (cYQg0)





Actual size.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2012 03:47 PM (tQoT4)

168 "Plese,Make these pictures in my head go away.Hillary.....no....no...
Posted by: steevy"

Piker. I was thinking Janet Napolitano.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 02, 2012 03:47 PM (iSg0F)

169 I'd tap that like an eight legged Gregory Hines.

Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2012 03:48 PM (kg7Iv)

170 A butt like that would test anyone's patriotism. Much less a minion of the JEF.

Posted by: real joe at April 02, 2012 03:48 PM (aZYcK)

171 It hit it with a Bulgarian Gas Mask, the Tennessee Logjammer and finish with a Polish Wheelbarrow....just sayin....

Posted by: Tankcdr at April 02, 2012 03:48 PM (/pd0C)

172
Napolitano's labia resemble the liberty bell


Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2012 03:45 PM (cYQg0)

Napolitanos labia are quite long, and when asked at lesbo parties, her cooter plays Silent Night.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 02, 2012 03:48 PM (TkGkA)

173 No, I don't think that's Rahm. I think that's an actual woman.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 03:48 PM (CMM9V)

174 she got close enough to disturb us
---
I estimate that distance for me personally to be approximately 16 miles

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at April 02, 2012 03:48 PM (SO2Q8)

175 like an eight legged Gregory Hines.

I am without speech.

Posted by: toby928© at April 02, 2012 03:49 PM (GTbGH)

176 The following positions have the status of Cabinet-rank:



White House Chief of Staff

Environmental Protection Agency Adminstrator

Office of Management Budget Director

United States Trade Representative

United States Ambassador to the United Nations

Council of Economic Advisers Chairman

Small Business Administration Secretary




(from a WH website brought up by searching "cabinet status")

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 02, 2012 03:49 PM (FcKXR)

177 Yeah, we need a photo of her naked ass to make a scientific comparison.

Posted by: mike at April 02, 2012 03:49 PM (s6QDI)

178 OOPS!...forgot the Mongolian Pile Driver...

Posted by: Tankcdr at April 02, 2012 03:49 PM (/pd0C)

179 Well at least we can rest assured the high rankng offical wasn't Obama

Posted by: mugiwara at April 02, 2012 03:49 PM (W7ffl)

180 165
Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (Y+DPZ)



He is Asian

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 02, 2012 03:47 PM (uVuwp)
Is it true what they say?

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 03:49 PM (CMM9V)

181 Didn't she run for Parliament in Russia? I wonder if she had more flexibility after HER election. Tasty.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 02, 2012 03:50 PM (NS2Mo)

182 No, I don't think that's Rahm. I think that's an actual woman.
Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 03:48 PM (CMM9V)

********

The ballerina with a missing finger?

(Jeebus sounds like an awful book title.)

Posted by: tasker at April 02, 2012 03:50 PM (r2PLg)

183 Taiwan keyboard manufacturers will be sending a big thank you card to Ace for posting the above picture.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2012 03:50 PM (5VSxT)

184
"Vee haf vays to make you talk, American Capitalist Pig..."
Yep, and I want you to use everyone of 'em.

Posted by: DaveinNC at April 02, 2012 03:50 PM (boNGU)

185 141
My vote is for Chu. DoE means access to nuclear information, influence
over the US energy policy and Chu's academic background may give her
access to other sensitive research.


Posted by: Alex at April 02, 2012 03:44 PM (tlK1P)

Plus he's a nerd and probably doesn't get much.

Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at April 02, 2012 03:51 PM (RD7QR)

186
Napolitano's labia resemble the liberty bell <<<<

From time to time the Leathery Pissflaps of Liberty must be watered with Russian saliva. Or Something.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 02, 2012 03:51 PM (jCyfP)

187 I think it was Houma.

FBI says Getting "closer and closer" to sitting cabinet member.

Houma is close enough.

Posted by: killjoy at April 02, 2012 03:51 PM (ETgqz)

188 I'd tap that like an eight legged Gregory Hines.

I've got a great corkscrew!

Posted by: Zombie Gregory Hines at April 02, 2012 03:51 PM (4q5tP)

189 >>Knowing that a jury might acquit GZ in a jury trial, they get to satisfy
the blood lust of the race arsonists and white leftist guilt by trying
him on a whole other charge.

Yes, yes. Which "right" was violated?

If we have a right to bop annoying people in the nose without repercussion, I'd like to be exercising it more fully....

Posted by: HeatherRadish™ at April 02, 2012 03:51 PM (ZKzrr)

190 From time to time the Leathery Pissflaps of Liberty must be watered with Russian saliva. Or Something.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 02, 2012 03:51 PM (jCyfP)

Gross...

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 03:51 PM (GQ8sn)

191 "Meh....

I've seen pics of her without the makeup and the ass prothetic. "

That answers my question. I was wondering how anyone can have an ass that big without being fat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at April 02, 2012 03:51 PM (iSg0F)

192 I'd wreck that like Danica Patrick on her period.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 02, 2012 03:52 PM (KNvk+)

193 That's the government's way of getting around double jeopardy.
Knowing that a jury might acquit GZ in a jury trial, they get to
satisfy the blood lust of the race arsonists and white leftist guilt by
trying him on a whole other charge.

True, but it'll be a hard sell for them to try it.

Martin wasn't acting "under color of authority" like the LAPD in the King case. He wasn't trying to prevent Martin from voting, like the civil rights workers in Mississippi circa 1968.

Unless they can think of a better reason for this, it'll make about 13% of the population happy while outraging a big chunk of the remaining 87% because it is clearly horseshit.

Posted by: Jayne Cobb at April 02, 2012 03:52 PM (e0xKF)

194 Better figure than Kim Kardashian, but Kim has a much better face.

Posted by: I'd hit it at April 02, 2012 03:52 PM (bPbwB)

195
Honey trap......


And the female spies who specialize in honey traps are known to the KGB/SVR as........swallows.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2012 03:52 PM (tQoT4)

196 It's gotta come out who the cabinet guy was

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 02, 2012 03:52 PM (i6RpT)

197 Anna, I can't hear you. Please speak into this penis shaped microphone.

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2012 03:52 PM (/ZZCn)

198 I'm still waiting for that naked ass pix....

Posted by: mike at April 02, 2012 03:52 PM (s6QDI)

199 I'd hit that like the Tunguska event.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 02, 2012 03:53 PM (NS2Mo)

200 You could balance a bottle of cheap vodka on that ass.

Posted by: Roy at April 02, 2012 03:53 PM (VndSC)

201 "I can't remember off the top of my head which "Heads" are official Cabinet positions, and I'm too lazy to Google it....."

In the Communist Parts of Washington we call them Czars...

Posted by: Cabinet Maker at April 02, 2012 03:53 PM (71LDo)

202 Nice looking girl but not a very good international spy. Having your booty plastered all-over the interwebs kind blows your cover.
**
Unless of course that was the plan all along. Hmmmm???

Posted by: dananjcon a little slow on the uptake today at April 02, 2012 03:53 PM (8ieXv)

203 Fake ass most definitely.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 03:53 PM (CMM9V)

204 She was working in real estate in Manhattan. The Secretary of Housing and Urban Development, Shaun Donovan, was a big wheel in the NYC housing bureaucracy prior to his secretaryship, and his age and Manhattan residence makes sense for the context. I'm saying it's Donovan - and he totally has the face of a chump who'd get caught in a honey trap.

Gary Locke left his post at Commerce about the right time - about a month and change after Chapman's arrest - but I don't see any indication he ever resided in the tri-state area, nor any reason for him to be in a position to get caught in a Manhattan honey trap. He went right from Washington state to DC, AFAICT.

Lesbians are much less likely, statistically speaking, to get caught in your stereotypical honey trap. Especially late-middle-age to senior-citizen lesbians. That's the sort of thing that tends to catch male homosexuals and older male heterosexuals.

This all is assuming that he was being literal in talking about a sitting cabinet official and not a "cabinet-level official", which is a horse of a completely different color.

Posted by: Mitch H. at April 02, 2012 03:54 PM (jwKxK)

205
So Anna, Paris, and Lindsey walk into an El Lay lesbian leather bar for fur burgers and fries.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at April 02, 2012 03:54 PM (TkGkA)

206 I'm am shocked there hasn't been any "sharp elbows" comments yet.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 03:54 PM (GQ8sn)

207 Fake ass most definitely.

Yeah... The guys don't care.

FTR: I'd tap it like Morse Code on a telegraph.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 03:55 PM (8y9MW)

208 There's a woman at the gym with a giant bubble ass. I'm always afraid she's going to put it on a steep incline and get it caught in the belt.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 03:55 PM (CMM9V)

209 She could raise the dead.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2012 03:55 PM (4q5tP)

210 Heh...Anna Fappman.

Posted by: dananjcon a little slow on the uptake today at April 02, 2012 03:55 PM (8ieXv)

211 I'm am shocked there hasn't been any "sharp elbows" comments yet.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 03:54 PM (GQ8sn)




First one @35.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2012 03:55 PM (X6akg)

212 And it's my bet that Anna knew who use it

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 02, 2012 03:56 PM (i6RpT)

213 If you don't see the shooter's picture inside of an hour, the MBM knows he isn't white-white
Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

-------------------------------------------

He's a white/Korean according to Drudge. The shooting happened in a Christian college. Well, the MFM has it's meme now.

Posted by: Soona at April 02, 2012 03:56 PM (TRGoi)

214 Yeah, well the guys would care when the foam falls off in their hands. Well, at least they'd feel cheated later.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 03:56 PM (CMM9V)

215 "giant bubble ass"

Google that for fun

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2012 03:56 PM (cYQg0)

216 We had to turn her in because you can't trust anyone in the Obama administration.

Posted by: The FBI at April 02, 2012 03:56 PM (l/xhO)

217 Show me round your snow peaked mountains way down southTake me to your daddy's farmLet me hear your balalaikas ringing outCome and keep your comrade warm.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at April 02, 2012 03:56 PM (yn6XZ)

218
206 I'm am shocked there hasn't been any "sharp elbows" comments yet.
Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 03:54 PM (GQ8sn)
**
see 112

Posted by: dananjcon a little slow on the uptake today at April 02, 2012 03:56 PM (8ieXv)

219 165
Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (Y+DPZ)



He is Asian

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 02, 2012 03:47 PM

But is he Yellow-Asian?

Posted by: The MBM at April 02, 2012 03:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

220
182 The ballerina with a missing finger?


(Jeebus sounds like an awful book title.)
Posted by: tasker at April 02, 2012 03:50 PM (r2PLg)


What is even more horrifying is how it was lost to the feared and dreaded vagina dentata.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 02, 2012 03:57 PM (FcKXR)

221 "Notice that at no point in the paragraph above
the photo is the targeted "individual's" gender implied."

Paragraph? What paragraph?

Posted by: Faceman Blues at April 02, 2012 03:57 PM (+xjLy)

222 Didn't this Anna Chapman woman get some sort of 'award' when she got back to Russia? .....She's a hero there. ....For spying on us. ...Post cold war...spying.

But then, according to Hillary and Barky....the Russians have got nuthin but love for us.

Because Medvedev says that we shouldn't be 'living in the past'....because things are different now.....not like back in the 70's, when they used to spy on us.

Posted by: wheatie at April 02, 2012 03:57 PM (+5U+B)

223 165
Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 03:46 PM (Y+DPZ)



He is Asian

Posted by: Ma Bell at April 02, 2012 03:47 PM

Ah, a poor peaceful Buddhist pushed over the edge by bullying Christians who mocked his faith!

Posted by: The MBM at April 02, 2012 03:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

224 She's wearing ass pads.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (4q5tP)

225 Ain't it grand that we have civil rights charges and hate crimes that we can throw at those racists that are found not guilty of a real crime?

Posted by: Eric "Red" Holder at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (i3+c5)

226 There was a Figliuzzi in my vajayjay.

Posted by: Anna Chapman at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (vbh31)

227 We need to hire Mossad to create a counter-spy group of "Romeos" to woo her and then not return her phone calls because she's getting a little too needy.

Posted by: sunny black at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (0dyYY)

228 Didn't this Anna Chapman woman get some sort of 'award' when she got
back to Russia? .....She's a hero there. ....For spying on us. ...Post
cold war...spying.
She was probably promoted to Pooty-poot's personal harem.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (NS2Mo)

229 He is Asian


Yellow was not mellow.

Posted by: I denounce myself, so you don't have to at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (GTbGH)

230 which is a horse of a completely different color.


Whoa. Isn't that racist?1

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (CMM9V)

231 Somebody, somewhere is tired of her shit.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (X6akg)

232 >Fake ass most definitely.


dude get out of the basement- you will be surprised to learn that there are women on this planet that have magnificent curvy byootocks

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (8sCoq)

233
Anna Chapman was not reliable or dependable, but she had a great ass. I did her once in Prague.

Posted by: KGB Blackmailer at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (TkGkA)

234 This all is assuming that he was being literal in talking about a sitting cabinet official and not a "cabinet-level official", which is a horse of a completely different color.

******

Well it says getting closer and closer to a cabinet official.

Now that you mention Manhattan--

Bill Clinton strikes again.

Posted by: tasker at April 02, 2012 03:59 PM (r2PLg)

235 If I had a honeypot sexing me into coughing up Americas secrets "she would look like" Anna Chapman.

Here is the secrets of America.

-McDonalds is for people that cant grill
-Burger King is for Black People
-Taco Bell is for White Trash
-Walmart is mostly for white trash
-Target/Costco/Sams club is for the middle class
-anyone even a pennyless illegal immigrant can walk into any emergency room and receive some of the best healthcare in the world and not be charged a dime. If you have insurance and even a crappy job you will be charged thousands of dollars per night to subsidize all the other people without.
-Elections is when some fantasize about bloody revolution then vote then go home and watch TV.
-only about 1 in 5-10 households actually owns a gun
-Rich use the poor to conspire against the rest of us.
-the working poor are at the bottom of every pile
-racism of prominent people is mostly democrats
-we have rural vs city conflicts here like everywhere
-NY, LA, and DC are fat, dirty, sleezy, corrupt, greedy, perverted racist, etc.. cities that cant stop lecturing the rest of us.
-Not that many people drive trucks
-Our white population have about the same level of obesity as Europeans white populations.
-smokers, rich, childless pay most of the taxes
-the militant religious are a shadow of their former-selves and no longer control a major party, wing of culture, or institution.

I'm sure there are other secrets we could tell.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 02, 2012 03:59 PM (RfvTE)

236 211
I'm am shocked there hasn't been any "sharp elbows" comments yet.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 03:54 PM (GQ8sn)



First one @35.


Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2012 03:55 PM (X6akg)

Oh shit, I guess I missed that one.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 03:59 PM (GQ8sn)

237 I'd infiltrate her inner circle. IYKWIM.
*Eyebrow waggle*

Posted by: Hal at April 02, 2012 03:59 PM (MftY/)

238 Didn't this Anna Chapman woman get some sort of 'award' when she got back to Russia? .....She's a hero there. ....For spying on us. ...Post cold war...spying. But then, according to Hillary and Barky....the Russians have got nuthin but love for us.

When Mission Impossible 4 came out, there was a lot of snark about how this isn't the 80's and the Cold War is over. Me? "Ummm, Putin isn't precisely our friend you idiots."

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 02, 2012 03:59 PM (VtjlW)

239 No boobeh comments yet, so let me be the first to say they fill that push up bra nicely

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 03:59 PM (Y+DPZ)

240 >Somebody, somewhere is tired of her shit.


I volunteer to find out why

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 02, 2012 04:00 PM (8sCoq)

241 I didn't know Hillary liked redheads.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at April 02, 2012 04:00 PM (r4wIV)

242 Ok, i am changing my guess to Holder.

Posted by: killjoy at April 02, 2012 04:00 PM (ETgqz)

243 Anna Chapman was not reliable or dependable, but she had a great ass. I did her once in Prague

If a previous commenter is right about the adam's apple, I guess the front side would be called "Vienna"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at April 02, 2012 04:00 PM (QTHTd)

244 They said Cabinet Level. I'm thinking it had to be a guy. Only a man could have lifting that ass up and pinned it against the wall at cabinet level.

Posted by: Rocks at April 02, 2012 04:00 PM (Q1lie)

245
dude get out of the basement- you will be surprised to learn that
there are women on this planet that have magnificent curvy byootocks


And they belong mostly to black and Puerto Rican women.

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 04:00 PM (GQ8sn)

246 215
"giant bubble ass"

Google that for fun


Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2012 03:56 PM (cYQg0)

Mooschelle?

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 04:00 PM (CMM9V)

247 What is even more horrifying is how it was lost to the feared and dreaded vagina dentata.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at April 02, 2012 03:57 PM (FcKXR)

*******

Oh gawd-so it was a drilling accident.

Posted by: tasker at April 02, 2012 04:01 PM (r2PLg)

248 222
Didn't this Anna Chapman woman get some sort of 'award' when she got
back to Russia? .....She's a hero there. ....For spying on us. ...Post
cold war...spying.

This is a great point: we already WON the freaking war. Give it up already, Russia. This would be like Ivan Dragoff thirty years later still hanging outside Rocky's gym. I still must break you...

Posted by: sunny black at April 02, 2012 04:01 PM (0dyYY)

249
Geez a threesome with Shrillary and Janet Napolitano? What some people will do for their country. When she gets to Moscow, Putin will personally pin a "Hero of the Soviet Union" medal on her.

OTOH--maybe she should stay here so some of the eyebrow wiggling morons can check her out--just to see if the tranny works and all that.

Posted by: comanche voter at April 02, 2012 04:01 PM (6USwK)

250 222
Didn't this Anna Chapman woman get some sort of 'award' when she got
back to Russia? .....She's a hero there. ....For spying on us. ...Post
cold war...spying.



But then, according to Hillary and Barky....the Russians have got nuthin but love for us.



Because Medvedev says that we shouldn't be 'living in the
past'....because things are different now.....not like back in the 70's,
when they used to spy on us.

Posted by: wheatie at April 02, 2012 03:57 PM (+5U+B)

If I recall correctly, Putin revealed at the time he handed her a medal that the Russian responsible for running illegal agents (agents without diplomatic cover) in the US had defected. That little bit bobbed to the surface and then disappeared, so hopefully the FBI has been busy rolling up his former networks.

Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at April 02, 2012 04:02 PM (RD7QR)

251 Was doing ok until you mentioned Hillary as the possible target of Agent Awesome up there.

Total. Fucking. Buzzkill. It's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at April 02, 2012 04:02 PM (WvXvd)

252 If I recall correctly, Putin revealed at the time he handed her a medal that the Russian responsible for running illegal agents (agents without diplomatic cover) in the US had defected. That little bit bobbed to the surface and then disappeared, so hopefully the FBI has been busy rolling up his former networks.
Posted by: joncelli, who isn't reading the comments today at April 02, 2012 04:02 PM (RD7QR

I bet Putin had his way with her

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 02, 2012 04:03 PM (i6RpT)

253 Does the FBI proclaiming tat some cabinet member was about to be subject to extortion also make them subject to extortion? "Do X or we'll reveal that you were the one the FBI was talking about."

Posted by: Heorot at April 02, 2012 04:03 PM (Nq/UF)

254 I'd push her reset button so many times that she would over charge.

( tell me somebody got that)

Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2012 04:03 PM (kg7Iv)

255
Factoid: For many years after WWII, we found Russian soldiers living on islands in the Pacific who refused to surrender to American forces for fear they would be castigated by the Emperor.

Posted by: Joe "Slow Joe" Biden at April 02, 2012 04:03 PM (TkGkA)

256 I'd tap that like I didall my oil fields.

Posted by: T. Boone Pickens at April 02, 2012 04:03 PM (y67bA)

257 Ten bucks on Elena Kagan.

Posted by: MJ at April 02, 2012 04:03 PM (/x4oj)

258 235
If I had a honeypot sexing me into coughing up Americas secrets "she would look like" Anna Chapman.

Here is the secrets of America.

-McDonalds is for people that cant grill
-Burger King is for Black People
-Taco Bell is for White Trash
-Walmart is mostly for white trash
-Target/Costco/Sams club is for the middle class
-anyone
even a pennyless illegal immigrant can walk into any emergency room and
receive some of the best healthcare in the world and not be charged a
dime. If you have insurance and even a crappy job you will be charged
thousands of dollars per night to subsidize all the other people
without.
-Elections is when some fantasize about bloody revolution then vote then go home and watch TV.
-only about 1 in 5-10 households actually owns a gun
-Rich use the poor to conspire against the rest of us.
-the working poor are at the bottom of every pile
-racism of prominent people is mostly democrats
-we have rural vs city conflicts here like everywhere
-NY, LA, and DC are fat, dirty, sleezy, corrupt, greedy, perverted racist, etc.. cities that cant stop lecturing the rest of us.
-Not that many people drive trucks
-Our white population have about the same level of obesity as Europeans white populations.
-smokers, rich, childless pay most of the taxes
-the
militant religious are a shadow of their former-selves and no longer
control a major party, wing of culture, or institution.

I'm sure there are other secrets we could tell.


Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 02, 2012 03:59 PM (RfvTE)

I would make shit up to keep the Russians entertained for as long as possible, and myself.
"So we've got this new top secret Navy superweapon called the Yamamoto. Yeah, I know it's strange we named it after a Japanese admiral whose ass we already kicked. Anyhow, it's got this awesome weapon on it called the 'wave motion gun'. Swear to god! I think I have some pictures of it too!"

Posted by: EC at April 02, 2012 04:04 PM (GQ8sn)

259 @dagny it's twooe! It's twooe!

Posted by: Museisluse at April 02, 2012 04:04 PM (q2H2p)

260 I bet Putin can do it for a long time. Bet he's sorta mean too. **ok, enough of that little brain video, I don't want to start having communist fantasies.......bleh, I'll turn into Hillary

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 04:05 PM (CMM9V)

261 "I have never seen a more perfect turd cutter. Never."
====================

That is the worst description of a beautiful woman's ass I have ever seen. You shouldn't be allowed to type.

Posted by: Kensington at April 02, 2012 04:05 PM (H84UO)

262 250 comments in, and if no one else has done so, I'm throwing the b.s. flag on this one. How do you "almost" get ensnared in a honey pot? Did she only get to second base with this alleged cabinet level person? Exchange of texts with nekkid pics? What?

If these people were middle schoolers I might buy it.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 02, 2012 04:06 PM (TOk1P)

263 She's okay ... and that butt is definitely not hers. Very disproportionate and kinda nasty.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2012 04:06 PM (X3lox)

264
254
I'd push her reset button so many times that she would over charge.


( tell me somebody got that)
Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2012 04:03 PM (kg7Iv)


Got it!

Posted by: Jimmuh Carter's "polish lust" translator at April 02, 2012 04:07 PM (FcKXR)

265
Holder? I don't even know her.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 02, 2012 04:07 PM (IfglT)

266 comments in, and if no one else has done so, I'm throwing the b.s. flag
on this one. How do you "almost" get ensnared in a honey pot? Did she
only get to second base with this alleged cabinet level person?


He didn't have money for condoms, obviously.

Posted by: Sandra Fluckety Fluck at April 02, 2012 04:07 PM (X3lox)

267 (changed some info there.. but used similair places)

A "person" who used to work in intelligence would tell the story about how one day on the mexican border a tourist couple from "Sweden" were caught carrying secrets out of the US for "Greenland." He liked bring this up to show how everyone spies on everyone.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 02, 2012 04:07 PM (RfvTE)

268 I am offended at the juvenile objectification of this poor girl on this website.

Posted by: Always offended Dem. at April 02, 2012 04:08 PM (tf9Ne)

269 Well she would definitely go home with some new drilling technology suitable for wide application.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose of The & Liberation Front. at April 02, 2012 04:08 PM (0q2P7)

270 @EC is that a starcraft reference? If so, nice!

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 02, 2012 04:09 PM (RfvTE)

271 It vas Heelary. She taste like old leather!

Posted by: Anna Chapman at April 02, 2012 04:09 PM (H84UO)

272 I'd hit that like Mir hitting the South Pacific.

Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at April 02, 2012 04:09 PM (NS2Mo)

273 Somebody, somewhere is tired of her shit.


Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2012 03:58 PM (X6akg)


Ahhh.....another student of Kierkegaard

Posted by: Beto at April 02, 2012 04:10 PM (cYQg0)

274 How do you "almost" get ensnared in a honey pot? Did she

only get to second base with this alleged cabinet level person?

They likely moved in once a private, eh, encounter had been scheduled.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose of The & Liberation Front. at April 02, 2012 04:10 PM (0q2P7)

275 In Soviet Russia, ass spanks you!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at April 02, 2012 04:10 PM (JoIcn)

276 I am offended at the juvenile objectification of this poor girl on this website.

But it's the only website we've got.

Posted by: Heorot at April 02, 2012 04:10 PM (Nq/UF)

277 I thought Ace would have been all over the John "Two americas" Edwards story of today.

Posted by: dagny at April 02, 2012 04:11 PM (CMM9V)

278
One other thing that's interesting, she was part of a Russian "illegal" spy ring. In the spy vernacular, "illegal" means "without diplomatic immunity", which means that when they get caught, they're usually tried and jailed.

So having this group of Russian illegals deported really seems to back up the claim of her targeting a cabinet official, and the SCOAMF administration coverup. It's tough to have someone testify under oath when they're back in the home country.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2012 04:11 PM (tQoT4)

279 She could get me to reveal my darkest secrets.

I will miss Anna.

Posted by: Robert Gibbs at April 02, 2012 04:12 PM (ETgqz)

280 That ass is beautiful ... on someone 30 pounds heavier.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2012 04:12 PM (X3lox)

281 I have a two dollar bill that says she was targeting Hillary

Posted by: Barrysucks at April 02, 2012 04:12 PM (y0VOX)

282 260 I bet Putin can do it for a long time.

Nnngah. ....Dammit, dagny. ....*reaches for some brain bleach*

Posted by: wheatie at April 02, 2012 04:13 PM (+5U+B)

283 Dear Anna, I know the location of all of our Moon bases and the location and total output of our secret algae, and solar!, power farms. Call me!

Posted by: And Irresolute at April 02, 2012 04:13 PM (RC3M9)

284 Well, normally i would say "Hit and quit it", i just don't know if i could quit though. That is a very ass on display!

Posted by: cowboyup at April 02, 2012 04:14 PM (UPbcb)

285 On a more serious aside I recall G Gordon Liddy tell the story of how new Senator JFK was caught in a honey trap but 'extracated' before any damage done.

Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2012 04:14 PM (kg7Iv)

286 O/T - damn that Zimmerman sure has a long history of racism, doesn't he ... or maybe not ...

http://tinyurl.com/7ayuhoh

The letter also described how Zimmerman was one of “very few” in Sanford, Fla., who spoke out publicly to condemn the “beating of the black homeless man Sherman Ware on December 4, 2010 by the son of a Sanford police officer.”

“Do you know the individual that stepped up when no one else in the black community would?” the family member wrote. “Do you know who spent tireless hours putting flyers on the cars of persons parked in the churches of the black community? Do you know who waited for the church‐goers to get out of church so that he could hand them fliers in an attempt to organize the black community against this horrible miscarriage of justice? Do you know who helped organize the City Hall meeting on January 8th, 2011 at Sanford City Hall??”

“That person was GEORGE ZIMMERMAN. Ironic isn’t it?”

“The main point for this letter is to explain to you that the black community has labeled George a racist without any investigation at all,” the letter continued. “Regardless of the fact that George personally spoke to many of your constituents, not one has stepped forward and said, ‘Hey I know that face. That is the Hispanic guy that was standing up for Sherman Ware. That was the only non‐black face in the meetings for justice in this case.’”

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 04:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

287 Teddy was too.

But washed it off in the Chappaquiddick.

Posted by: Barrysucks at April 02, 2012 04:15 PM (y0VOX)

288 >
That ass is beautiful ... on someone 30 pounds heavier.


you're mad- that ass is spectacular

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 02, 2012 04:15 PM (8sCoq)

289 I'd tap that like Winnie the Pooh on a weekend bender.

Posted by: Fritz at April 02, 2012 04:16 PM (/ZZCn)

290 @kdabear

wow!

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 02, 2012 04:17 PM (RfvTE)

291 Kagan? Sotomayer? Napolotano? Sebelius? Sutley? Jarrett? the Mrs.?
The choices seem endless.

Posted by: The Underhills at April 02, 2012 04:17 PM (I1icO)

292 Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at April 02, 2012 04:17 PM (bf/PR)

293 Wasn't she picked up after attending fundraisers for someone important? Might be a clue as to her target.

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2012 04:18 PM (WkuV6)

294 you're mad- that ass is spectacular


Posted by: Jones in CO at April 02, 2012 04:15 PM (8sCoq)


It definitely is spectacular ... on the chick who owns it.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 02, 2012 04:20 PM (X3lox)

295 288 > That ass is beautiful ... on someone 30 pounds heavier.you're mad- that ass is spectacular

Agreed. That's tremendous ass right there.

Posted by: radar at April 02, 2012 04:22 PM (zmlwq)

296 What's disturbing is that we'll never know if the "sitting U.S. cabinet member" was/is a security risk. Was that official about to succumb to her "assets"? If the FBI was concerned about her getting too close, that tells me they were concerned about the cabinet member as well...

Posted by: cobudho at April 02, 2012 04:22 PM (//iQP)

297 carrying secrets out of the US for "Greenland."

Given that Greenland is a territory of Denmark, that's even more frakked up...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 02, 2012 04:22 PM (GBXon)

298 I'm spam?

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2012 04:23 PM (WkuV6)

299 Is it just me or does she look a little like a red haired Lisa Cuddy?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 02, 2012 04:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

300 That hot piece of Muscovite ass is a carpet muncher? Or at least plays one on tv?
This world really sucks.

Posted by: MoeRon at April 02, 2012 04:23 PM (yWDpP)

301 her ass has become self-aware

not an Assman myself, but her booty must be given its Due.


Posted by: SantaRosaStan, curious progressive capitalist at April 02, 2012 04:24 PM (Dll6b)

302 270 I cant post the name of show _tar_lazers - without being blocked as a spammer. Add an S and B

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2012 04:25 PM (WkuV6)

303 That hot piece of Muscovite ass is a carpet muncher? Or at least plays one on tv?

She's trained to bed whatever the target is. Personal preference has little to do with it generally.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 02, 2012 04:27 PM (GBXon)

304 302: Just go with "Space Battleship Yamato". Gives you extra in-crowd cred to boot.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 02, 2012 04:28 PM (GBXon)

305 Isn't this old news? figzwhatever his name was was mentioned when this broke.. I am guessing the decsion to roll the network up, if it was related to freddy figzwhatshisname, is because he was starting to leak and had leaked information to whatshernamered.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2012 04:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

306 Look closely at her ass (and believe me, I have) and you can tell she's arching her butt out. Women are sneaky like that.

No implant necessary- it's just the camera angle and the way she's posing.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 02, 2012 04:28 PM (SY2Kh)

307 I'd follow that Russian bear to the honeypot, and end up ina hot, sticky mess.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at April 02, 2012 04:29 PM (JoIcn)

308 I thought the idea was that you catch crooks and spies by letting them get as far as possible then spring the trap.

Rod Blagojevich was indicted before the trap was sprung and the Russians were picked up before they could get closer to their targets.

Maybe its time to get the leadership some Viagra so they can go the distance.

Posted by: davod at April 02, 2012 04:30 PM (C5U9L)

309 No implant necessary- it's just the camera angle and the way she's posing.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at April 02, 2012 04:28 PM (SY2Kh)

yeah, she is not so hot. ask the moronettes for an analysis like they did on the late night thread yesterday and they will highlight the smoke and mirrors.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2012 04:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

310 I'd tap it like a Vermont maple syrup farmer.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 02, 2012 04:31 PM (v+QvA)

311 254 <i>I'd push her reset button so many times that she would over charge. </i>

--------

In Soviet Russia, perezagruzka button peregruzkas YOU.

Posted by: Anachronda at April 02, 2012 04:32 PM (FzhYM)

312 302 270 I cant post the name of show _tar_lazers - without being blocked as a spammer. Add an S and B

Posted by: Jean at April 02, 2012 04:25 PM (WkuV6)



It's the word that begins with a B that's causing the problem. A one time commenter here that went apeshit one day. Ever since then you can't type the name of the Chevy SUV.

Posted by: Tami at April 02, 2012 04:32 PM (X6akg)

313
Similar to how Blago was arrested prior to Jesse Jackson Jr. actually paying the bribe for the Senate seat. We get to keep a corrupt and venal representative while earning goodwill in the minority community. Win win for everyone except people like me, who will now have, due to redistricting, this corrupt piece of garbage for a Representative.

Posted by: ejo at April 02, 2012 04:33 PM (xO2u7)

314 Oh, bother! I'd like to get my paws stuck in that honey trap, too!

Posted by: Winnie the Pooh at April 02, 2012 04:33 PM (H84UO)

315 Brother Cavil, Space Battleship Yamato! Launch!

The opening music gets the blood stirring.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2012 04:34 PM (5VSxT)

316 286 Do you know who waited for the church‐goers to get out of church so
that he could hand them fliers in an attempt to organize the black
community against this horrible miscarriage of justice?
--
Blowback

Posted by: RioBravo at April 02, 2012 04:35 PM (eEfYn)

317 YankeeFifth you mean that Anna should be nominated for an Oscar in Special Effects??

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2012 04:36 PM (5VSxT)

318 "She's trained to bed whatever the target is. Personal preference has little to do with it general"

I understand. As closing time at the bar approaches, my personal preference (other than gender, and generally I'll draw the line at a full set of teeth) has little to do with who/what I take home.

Posted by: MoeRon at April 02, 2012 04:36 PM (yWDpP)

319
On a more serious aside I recall G Gordon Liddy tell
the story of how new Senator JFK was caught in a honey trap but
'extracated' before any damage done.

Posted by: polynikes at April 02, 2012 04:14 PM (kg7Iv)






The WWII rumor was that JFK got caught in a Nazi honey trap in London when his daddy was Ambassador, and he was quietly hustled off to the Navy and stationed in the Pacific to keep him as far away from European women as possible. No idea if the rumor is true, but the story's been around for a long time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 02, 2012 04:38 PM (tQoT4)

320 317 YankeeFifth you mean that Anna should be nominated for an Oscar in Special Effects??
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 02, 2012 04:36 PM (5VSxT)

yep. she is no moronette.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 02, 2012 04:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

321 >>Iraqi informant "Curveball"

Curveball, the Fredo Corleone of the international IC--pathetic, worthless, and universally despised.

Some day, somebody is gonna shoot that fuck twice in the head, inshallah.

Posted by: Henry Kane at April 02, 2012 04:47 PM (2+bRt)

322 Big Sis? What about me? OK I am not still in the Cabinet, but I like young things and my names Janet too.

Posted by: Janet Reno at April 02, 2012 04:53 PM (hXJOG)

323
OH. DEER. LORD.

She was after Hillary!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at April 02, 2012 04:55 PM (1hM1d)

324 315: A friend has acquired through various means the live action movie that got released in Japan two years ago. I'll probably get to see it weekend next (post-Easter). Don't even care if there are no subs or dubs. (I'm insulated from the Sanity loss after watching 'Assault Girls' this past weekend. Don't ask.)

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at April 02, 2012 04:56 PM (GBXon)

325 My bet? The Nobel geek, he's not getting any and she looked good.

Sec of Energy: Steven Chu

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at April 02, 2012 04:56 PM (hXJOG)

326 Thank goodness the smart people are in charge!

Posted by: jukin at April 02, 2012 05:03 PM (5oKRH)

327 I'd hit it like Trayvon did Zimmerman.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Max Wedge at April 02, 2012 05:08 PM (GsBJY)

328 It's weird, butt I think of the Kansass/Kentucky NCAA basketball final when I look at that picture.

Posted by: Drillanwr at April 02, 2012 05:18 PM (dNdHy)

329 She ran a real estate service in NY. I'd say either Bill Clinton or maybe Geithner. Or maybe Susan Rice.

Posted by: bjk at April 02, 2012 05:32 PM (Gq2j1)

330 This is the most patriotic young person I have ever heard of.

Talk about above and beyond ...

If she was really prepared to give it up to one of the dirtbags in Obama's inner circle .... Man, she deserves the Red Star and the Order of Lenin.

They should chisel her name (her real name, whatever it is) in the Kremlin wall.

Posted by: VADM (Red) Cuthbert Lord Collingwood (Mentioned in Dispatches) at April 02, 2012 05:34 PM (XPlSt)

331 Does anyone watch Archer? It's Honey Pot, not Honey Trap!

Holy shit-snacks!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 02, 2012 05:36 PM (WS4cd)

332 Seriously, as someone wrote over on HA, "I'd hit that like the Fist of an Angry God!"

And yes, Anna probably got as far as a Cabinet Member, which is why this thing was hushed up. Vlad the Impaler scored a goal from the Blue Line.

So it's been hushed up.

Wonder how Hillary tasted?

Posted by: section9 at April 02, 2012 05:50 PM (CUoon)

333 I think they should have let her get as far as pinpointing the only non-gay, non-pedophile, person in obama's inner circle.

'Cause I don't think there is such an animal.

Posted by: Deathknyte at April 02, 2012 05:55 PM (142wc)

334 JFK + Inga Binga = J. Edgar's stern disapproval.

Posted by: spartan fan at April 02, 2012 06:11 PM (k4hO9)

335 She came on to Hillary. Figuring she was the only person in Barry's cabinet who likes women

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 02, 2012 06:12 PM (0x5Mn)

336 I agree with 141 et al - Sec. of Energy Chu.
Until he got his Nobel, one would expect him to have had little action. Once he got his big prize, women could have taken an interest which leads to "The Big Head Syndrome" where a guy thinks he's sexier than he really is. That would make him think he could pull a piece of Chapman's quality.
He had enough of info of interest to the Russians to make him a good target.
Others are of course possible, including Hillary.

Posted by: Whitehall at April 02, 2012 06:17 PM (2wO/F)

337 Wyatt, it depends on how you look at it. Sometimes it's a pot, sometimes it's a trap.

Posted by: cowboyup at April 02, 2012 06:32 PM (OaZnl)

338 Quiet Man - don't forget 'Big Sis'. She has Penny Loafers written all over her.

I bet her first thought was "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

Posted by: fred zeppelin at April 02, 2012 06:35 PM (zL/eJ)

339 Press my "reset" button, baby.

Posted by: unidentified WH insider at April 02, 2012 06:52 PM (6RnvM)

340 So, are we betting on Hillary or Nappy?

Posted by: Jingo95 at April 02, 2012 07:08 PM (iEea3)

341 Well, since we don't have cheerleader pix anymore, this will have to do...and, I might add, nicely.

Posted by: Barry S at April 02, 2012 07:27 PM (WTejv)

342 OMG!!!
For some of that, I'd turn ALL your asses in.
What do you want to know Mistress???

Posted by: Hooray for Captain Spaulding at April 02, 2012 07:30 PM (HY/nZ)

343 Badonkadonk!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at April 02, 2012 07:32 PM (JKNDp)

344 I love that you lifted this from a story about how the iraq war was a sham of hoaxes and lies and make no mention of it. Classic wingnuttery!

Posted by: Tranesblues at April 02, 2012 09:20 PM (UbCVO)

345 I'm surprised this cowardly jerk didn't caption the pic Hope Solo. He still hasn't figured out the difference between Ms. Solo and Jessica B.

Posted by: Nick at April 02, 2012 10:29 PM (iE17h)

346 Look, my cabinet-level females need a break from softball every now and then.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at April 02, 2012 10:38 PM (+nCNS)

347 Peter Orszag left less than a month after her arrest and had a particularly scandalous personal life at the time also, one making him what would seem an easy target.

Posted by: bryan at April 03, 2012 12:17 AM (yHzWU)

348 I almost wish Chapman had gotten away with it. It would be funny to see Hillary stating publicly that "I did not have sex with that womna..."

Posted by: zoyclem at April 03, 2012 12:13 PM (lDgIe)

349 ______________________________

LOL @ comment #348.


Yes, Chapman is smoking hot. Who wouldn't want to tap that ass?
And yet, it's important to look at that sexy photograph and others of her like she's a toxic insect. Or a venomous (yet beautiful) snake.

That bitch was sneaking around over here with the singular purpose to compromise American security. She's a spy. Not in the Hollywood, James Bond, super-fantasy sense. She was a deadly serious tool of subterfuge with whose sole design was to steal American security secrets and deliver them to Putin's Russia.

We err fatally when we forget this.





Posted by: _Dave_ at April 03, 2012 03:09 PM (2amQY)

350 Its been rumored for years that the Hildabeast preferred to dine at the Y. As I recall, she used to travel all over with Huma Abedin, a former WH intern (what is is with the Clintons and interns?) and her "body slave." Huma left Hillary and ended up with Anthony "Have You Seen My" Weiner shortly before Chapman was arrested. Given the time frame - and that the Sec. of State would be the most valuable to the Russians - I would have to put my money on the Hildabeast.

In any event, given her choices, it must be said that Ms. Chapman must have loved her country very much indeed. Her sacrifice would have been extreme.

Posted by: GW at April 03, 2012 11:37 PM (vW0j1)






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