Van Jones' "Freedom Fighter Records" Released Songs Exhorting Listeners To "Target" The Police

Background from Morgen, who's posting at Patterico.

Video below.

"This little piggie is a target."

I guess this was a preview of his upcoming hit, Shit Just Got Real:

Posted by: Ace at 03:26 PM



Comments

1
Quick, give this man tenure!

Posted by: Universities everywhere at April 01, 2012 03:28 PM (WUa+U)

2
Ann Coulter's counterpart on ABC This Week, today was?

Van Jones


Posted by: soothie at April 01, 2012 03:28 PM (WUa+U)

3 Another piece of shit, brought to you by Preznit Panther.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 03:30 PM (vpe0k)

4 These guys want a war. Pure and simple.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 03:31 PM (tlK1P)

5 Our Barry's very own former "Green Czar" and fellow commie.

Nice.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 03:32 PM (UOM48)

6
This song has a legit point.

Seriously.

If you haven't noticed, there is not a single black cop in the United States.

oh wait...

Posted by: soothie at April 01, 2012 03:32 PM (WUa+U)

7 Does this get filed under "Shit's Gettin' Real"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 03:33 PM (UOM48)

8
Speaking of which, who is the United States' "top cop?"

Eric Muthafuckin Holder, a.k.a. Whitey.

Posted by: soothie at April 01, 2012 03:34 PM (WUa+U)

9 It's going to be an interesting summer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 03:35 PM (UOM48)

10 I won't play that.

Good lord, how on earth do they think inciting some sort of war is going to work out?

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (mKMj1)

11 But remember, it's racist to point this out or to point out the massive amounts of black men who kill other black men.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at April 01, 2012 03:36 PM (Gk3SS)

12
Things are so bad for the Black Man right now in the United Startes, none of them have a chance to succeed. None of them.

Posted by: Barack Obama at April 01, 2012 03:38 PM (WUa+U)

13 How do people like this stay out of jail

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 03:39 PM (eCnLg)

14 This must be the "space" he asked for from the Rooskies. He will be tearing the country down himself and they need to give him space.

Ka-boom-ski!

Posted by: doom am I, full-ripe, dealing death to the worlds, engaged in devouring mankind. at April 01, 2012 03:39 PM (RbSOb)

15
And "this little piggy just blew your fucking head off when you were trying to drag your 'gat' out of your pants, which sadly, were down around your knees!"

Pull up your pants and get a job. Oops, too late, motherfucker.

Posted by: Sharkman at April 01, 2012 03:41 PM (RtpCp)

16 William Ayers, in a pep talk to an Occupy Wall Street gaggle, said he wakes up every morning thinking about how he's going to end capitalism -- though he acknowledged he goes to bed "every night disappointed."
The co-founder of the radical, Vietnam-era Weather Underground was videotaped chatting up what was identified as an Occupy Union Square group this past week in New York City.


Another winner who is a friend of obama's

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 03:41 PM (eCnLg)

17 Good lord, how on earth do they think inciting some sort of war is going to work out?

Most of them have no clue. They're phony tough guys who would piss their pants the first time bullets start to fly. They probably all think that they'd march around waving banners and pumping their fists in the air and "The Man" would capitulate and give them their little socialist dream.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 03:42 PM (tlK1P)

18 Race Riots = National Emergency.

National Emergency = Martial Law, even in Peacetime, under Obama's recent Executive order.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 01, 2012 03:42 PM (lZBBB)

19 Hi Friends

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (RHb9m)

20 Black guys in Van Dyke beards.

When did everyone start wanting to look like Gen Custer?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (hXJOG)

21 How do people like this stay out of jail

They find other stupid suckers to do the dirty work for them.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (tlK1P)

22 2,
Yes, Coulter was the only one pointing out on ABC today that the Stand Your Ground argument was ludicrous.

Van Jones just sits there with that dickweasel smirk on his face whenever he's not talking.

Posted by: ktgreat at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (TCTPY)

23 This is all part of the progressivemaster plan

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:43 PM (RHb9m)

24 If you haven't noticed, there is not a single black cop in the United States.oh wait...
Posted by: soothie at April 01, 2012 03:32 PM (WUa+U)
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I remember my chief telling me several years ago about a conversation he had with the then-head of the local SCLC: SCLC wanted us to hire more black officers but not "blacks that thought like whites." .......heh
That bastard (head of SCLC) got caught years later with his and his wife's hands in the till.
What the race baiters don't want to admit is that immense progress had been made on racial relations. In the police department where I worked, a black sergeant was married to a white woman and a white detective had adopted a black kid --- no one gave a shit.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 03:44 PM (M0NzJ)

25 I hate cops.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:45 PM (RHb9m)

26 Cops are racist and need to treat minorities better

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:46 PM (RHb9m)

27 25
I hate cops.


Until you get mugged.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at April 01, 2012 03:46 PM (hXJOG)

28 Just supporting the black community, y'all.

My next release will ship with a gram of crack in the album wrap.

Posted by: Van Jones at April 01, 2012 03:46 PM (KWdVT)

29 So, Van Jones has gone all the way to full-on leftist anarchism now?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (7FadD)

30 Socialism does not go far enough. The 1 percent are controlling 90 percent of the wealth. They are the problem. BOA, Goldman Sachs, GE etc. executives pay now tax and should be in jail.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (RHb9m)

31 Cops are racist and need to treat minorities better
Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:46 PM (RHb9m)
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Painting with a rather broad brush, aren't you? Take a gander at #24.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (M0NzJ)

32 20
Black guys in Van Dyke beards.

When did everyone start wanting to look like Gen Custer?


Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual

Unconscious imitation? Wanting to be massacred?

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 03:49 PM (mKMj1)

33 This is the guy who organized OWS behind the scenes. It's all part of the plan.

A plan that's working, by the way.

Posted by: Truman North at April 01, 2012 03:49 PM (I2LwF)

34 Cops dont show up when there is real crime. The wimps wait until the action is over. I have no faith in cops. Billy bob..you are a fool if you think cops will somehow come to your rescue.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:49 PM (RHb9m)

35
Gotta laugh at the audacity of these people to refer to themselves as "freedom fighters."

They have so much freedom they don't even realize how they squander it.
And these are the exact same tactics and complaints you hear coming from the oh so oppressed Palestinians.

Posted by: soothsayer at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (WUa+U)

36 You dare to question Van Jones' beliefs?

You are all BANNED!!!! I bid you adeiu ...

... besides, the Cheetos are more important

Posted by: Larches Sojnnoh at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (fU+8O)

37 "These guys want a war. Pure and simple."

The Chinese Curse about living in interesting times is all about the three months following voting Obama's Army out of office.

Posted by: NBC's Black Panther Wing at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (ndlFj)

38 Van Jones, Ayers, Khalidi, Rezko, Andy Stern Reverand Wright, = all the presidents men. and their ideology.

very Presidential .
I wonder what the Police Unions think about this?

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (TomZ9)

39 Also, cops dont trust eachother and leave the good cops on their own. The good cops get frustrated in and quit because they don't go along with the status quo.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:50 PM (RHb9m)

40 Remember the Kansas City Coon!

http://bit.ly/KCoon

Posted by: scottst at April 01, 2012 03:51 PM (dRGlb)

41 obama real should be held accountable for hiring people like this. Someone should real ask him what him think hiring a radical like that was a good idea?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 03:51 PM (eCnLg)

42 The government is oppressing me with $80K in student loans for my degree in Advanced Critical Race Theory and Wymmyn's Empowerment Studies! Bring on the revolution!

Posted by: OWS "Freedom Fighter" at April 01, 2012 03:52 PM (7FadD)

43 They are the problem. BOA, Goldman Sachs, GE etc. executives pay now tax and should be in jail.

If they went to jail, then they wouldn't be able to donate obscene amounts of money to your boyfriend Obama, or go to work in the administration like they do now.

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 03:52 PM (tlK1P)

44 Socialism does not go far enough. The 1 percent are controlling 90 percent of the wealth. They are the problem. BOA, Goldman Sachs, GE etc. executives pay now tax and should be in jail.
Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:48 PM (RHb9m)
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Why, oh why, doesn't President Obama have the US Attorney General prosecute them? They must both be Republicans --- or just want that sweet, sweet cash.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 03:52 PM (M0NzJ)

45 34
Cops dont show up when there is real crime. The wimps wait until the
action is over. I have no faith in cops. Billy bob..you are a fool if
you think cops will somehow come to your rescue.



He's right about that shit, bring me along.

Posted by: Mr Glock at April 01, 2012 03:52 PM (hXJOG)

46 #34 - "When trouble is at your door, the police are only minutes away!"

Where do you stand on concealed carry? Or open carriage, come to that?

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 03:52 PM (mKMj1)

47 All this for a violent wannabe gangbanger who was stupid enough to try to beat the shit out of a guy with a legal gun?

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2012 03:52 PM (Bughn)

48 You are all BANNED!!!! I bid you adeiu ...

Speaking of that paranoid schizophrenic, someone went into his data base recently and pulled a count of commentators who got banned. 15,800 plus. That's not a mis-print.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 03:54 PM (phlKA)

49 Hi TJ, long time no see! how are things?

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:57 PM (7FadD)

50 It's getting blatantly obvious that Martin was a dumb violent shithead and he got what the fuck he deserved by beating the crap out of someone and trying to take his loaded (and legal) gun away from him.
Fuck him.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2012 03:59 PM (Bughn)

51
i am not so sure the ows thing is working. we are getting a few more protests and the frequency is increasing. but I do not think, as presently constituted, they have the energy to achieve anything more than annoyance.

I can always tell when the lowsers are out and about because you can hear the helicopters buzzing around in the background. I think they are out as I type.

unless they are able to merge the lowsers with the zimmerman ragers I do not think they are going to get what they want. Also, I think it was a tactical mistake to give the cops the long lead time to study the lowsers and develop plans and tactics to deal with them. nyc has a lot of ideas on how to minimize any serious problems from the lowsers. they have also thoroughly infiltrated their organization and have more than enough lead time to avoid being surprised.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 03:59 PM (Z9EHQ)

52 i expected the shit from sharpton and jackson, so just thought screw them, but i really dont like van jones.........
When they put Breitbart in it like that.......... yeah, the shit just got real to me.

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2012 03:59 PM (btNFM)

53 Concealed carry is not going away in some states. Any red neck can get a gun in places like Texas.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:59 PM (RHb9m)

54 Cops just want to screw you over.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:01 PM (RHb9m)

55 Hi TJ, long time no see! how are things?
Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 03:57 PM (7FadD)
Thanks!
Just being a geologist - making oil in North Dakota and trying to buy some producing wells there along with looking at some other areas to kick off another company.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2012 04:01 PM (Bughn)

56 Concealed carry is not going away in some states. Any red neck can get a gun in places like Texas.
Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:59 PM (RHb9m)
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You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:02 PM (M0NzJ)

57 I am gettin real tired of these jackasses and the Won inhabiting the WH too!


Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 01, 2012 04:02 PM (nonzP)

58 The military is full of people who want to murder anyone. Even innocent civilians. They volunteerd for this crap. There was no draft. People would revolt if there was a draft. Bush and Cheney should be in prison for crimes against humanity. You christians in here who support killing your neigbors overseas are violating your own commandments. The troops are not heros in this war.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:03 PM (RHb9m)

59 53 Concealed carry is not going away in some states. Any red neck can get a gun in places like Texas.
Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:59 PM (RHb9m)
Red neck?
And fuck you in the pie hole too

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2012 04:03 PM (Bughn)

60 There will never be any screening to own a gun in some southern states.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:03 PM (RHb9m)

61 Do I smell Average Joe?

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 04:04 PM (X6akg)

62 Any red neck can get a gun in places like Texas.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:59 PM (RHb9m)

Yep totally correct just look up AG Holder and Presnitwit OBLahBLahs local division of Fast and Furious gun suppliers and wallah your all hooked up and ready to blast some Mexicanos and Police!

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (nonzP)

63 Do I smell Average Joe?

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 04:04 PM (X6akg)



Yes. Yes you do.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (O+OKu)

64 60 There will never be any screening to own a gun in some southern states.
Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:03 PM (RHb9m)

You'er an ignorant prick.
Capitalist?
You're some worthless brokeass motherfucker.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (Bughn)

65 Texas jew..I thought the jewish people value education? You want to take us back to thw 19th century? Most jews construct a school first and build a temple around it. They believe in progressive education. Maybe youwere kicked out by the majority of your jewish brothers and sent to texas where they execute people for stealing a candy bar.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (RHb9m)

66 I am so sick of these dirtbags.

Van Jones is almost certainly now a millionaire, who will be protected from the violence he exhorts. Same with Al Sharpton, same with Jessie Jackson, and same with Jeremiah Wright, who lives in a gated community.

When shit gets real, they'll be insulated from it. I live in a city with one of the highest crime rates in the country (although since the vast majority of it is black on black, the race hustlers and the media don't care). Race problems are bad enough. When the race riots happen here, a lot of innocent people will suffer.

This summer will be 1968. I only hope the violence is not too severe. I do, however, keep in mind who was elected President in 1968, after the high water mark of the hippies and radicals. Americans have a low tolerance for mob violence.

Posted by: Palandine at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (g7D8V)

67 Do I smell Average Joe?

Hard to say. RHb9m has embarrassed his family here before but then, so has Joe.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 04:06 PM (GTbGH)

68 Yes. Yes you do.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (O+OKu)



Thanks....thought I recognized that stale stench.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 04:06 PM (X6akg)

69 16 William Ayers, in a pep talk to an Occupy Wall Street gaggle, said he wakes up every morning thinking about how he's going to end capitalism -- though he acknowledged he goes to bed "every night disappointed."
The co-founder of the radical, Vietnam-era Weather Underground was videotaped chatting up what was identified as an Occupy Union Square group this past week in New York City.

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 03:41 PM

Ayers never gets it that the reason he goes to bed disappointed is because he's a pussy who never risked anything that would endanger his person or his bank account. What do they call those who send others into harms way while calling for war far from the battle?

Chickenhawk, right?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 04:06 PM (Y+DPZ)

70 nevergiveup: "How do people like this stay out of jail"

Hi. My name is Eric Holder. I'll be your AG for the evening. Before I serve you, what is your favorite color?

Posted by: Eric Holder at April 01, 2012 04:06 PM (eHIJJ)

71 Texas jew...you also seem to have no concern for the environment...really..how many jews are in texas...2. You are probably some "christian" fanatic

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:07 PM (RHb9m)

72 Just to be safe, let me note that Average Joe sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 04:07 PM (GTbGH)

73 Texas is not nearly so discriminatory. Not only rednecks can get guns.Smug leftest assholes can, too.

Posted by: Purity Of Essence at April 01, 2012 04:08 PM (2EdUM)

74 Ayres knew the Vietnam war was also based on lies. The idiots in power just wanted to enrich the military industral complex. We killed more troops in vietnam blowing up our own ships. The coast guard ships blew up our own navy ships by accident and stuff like that..media keeps it quiet.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:09 PM (RHb9m)

75 obama real should be held accountable for hiring
people like this. Someone should real ask him what him think hiring a
radical like that was a good idea?

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 03:51 PM

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I'm focusing on the positive. THE BASTARD'S OUT, thank Glenn Beck!

Oh, how it warms the cockles of my heart to think of him sulking and fuming in irrelevance and disgrace -- no budget, no title, no power.

Posted by: the new, improved arhooley -- now with 10% more cynicism! at April 01, 2012 04:09 PM (UhSGF)

76 This summer will be 1968. I only hope the violence is not too severe. I do, however, keep in mind who was elected President in 1968, after the high water mark of the hippies and radicals. Americans have a low tolerance for mob violence.
Posted by: Palandine at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (g7D8V)
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The ability to legally carry a concealed firearm is now much more wide-spread than it was in 1968. People just minding their own business will be much more able to defend themselves. If a mob comes at you, shoot the leaders and tell the cops that you feared for your life.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:09 PM (M0NzJ)

77 Van Jones is as edgy as a bowling ball.

ProgressiveCapitalist is either an inside joke or an idiot in great need of an attitude adjustment. I suggest he repeat his comment at 58 to someone who has retired from the military (since someone in the military would likely get in too much trouble for responding).

Posted by: cranky-d at April 01, 2012 04:09 PM (9vcWv)

78 Leftists generally dont like guns..Although, I know a few who have them in case a right wing anti abortion wing nut comes along..They want to give women no choice even in cases like rape and incest.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:10 PM (RHb9m)

79 The people working for obama are earning every cent fighting against the 1 percent.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:11 PM (RHb9m)

80 You Facist Nazis can keep up with that horrible BS about them you being racist,
But they ARE racist. The ARE racist. They prove it every single day.

The deficit and our debt is not Obama’s fault. Congress is
responsible. Why are they not in jail for embezzling our country? Why do
they not take a pay cut?

People would rather call Obama names than address real issues. It’s
easier to call Obama a “socialist” or a “traitor” than think about how
the President and the Congress both contributed to our problems and how
both must contribute to their solution.

The racist, bigots of the right continue to call Obama a Socialist, a
Communist or Marxist, but this is just to keep the masses in the false
Left vs Right paradigm. In reality, Obama may have a Marxist sway in his
public address, but he is a really a Fascist/Corporatist just like
George W Bush. The racists never talk of Fascism, because then people
would see through their phony Left hate propaganda disinformation
machine. But they do that because they hate having black people in the
White House.

it’s hard not to look back on how much damage the Bush Administration
has done to this nation’s reputation over the past eight years and how
much work will have to be done to mend it all around the world., but how
quick the racists forget when a Black Man is on the helm.

The United States must now adapt to a new reality. Global power is
shifting and we are entering a multipolar world. We will need to rebuild
the damage from eight years of the second Bush Administration and
reengage with the rest of the world. Europe, Russia, China and India
must be seen as equals and cooperation is essential to ensure a
conflict-free future. We must elevate climate change, energy efficiency
and the creation of a “green” economy to national security issues. We
will need sweeping changes in manufacturing, transportation, agriculture
– nearly every sector of American life – to find ways to do things more
efficiently with a lower environmental impact. But they hate him
because he’s black. If any other President (Bush) did this, there would
be NO complaint!

They just hate that black, black man for destroying their white, white world!

This whole Obama’s the worst president in history meme is completely
broken from reality. It’s just silliness from the right, but what do you
expect? Racists don’t know squat about American history. It’s obvious
they for got about the last President before Obama.

Don’t get me started on Impeachment. Being black is somewhat against
American law. Impeachment for Obama is racist, Pure and Simple!

ALL the evidence WAS heard in the Ankeny case – and Obama was
declared a NBC and it was re-affirmed on appeal. Case closed, but not
for the racists on the right. That black, black skin touching the
graceful halls of the House of Americans make them sick to their racist
hearts!

Is it really fair to imply President Obama is anti-American Traitor?
He hasn’t given arms to our enemies like Reagan or outed our CIA agents
like Cheney, but you want to put him in their group? to them it is. They
are racist pure and simple!

Reading the story and then the comments really puts things in
perspective. This website, this author, and these readers define the
shame that plagues this country. Liars, morons, and propagandists. You
have absolutely NO integrity whatsoever.

Anon and Cooky are blinded by their hate for the President. All this
is, still, is sour grapes because you cant handle a black president who
is a CATHOLIC! not a Muslim, as you’ve been told by Fox, WND and any
other whack-a-doodle GOP candidate.

Ah, so now we can add gay to the list of things Obama isn’t: Muslim,
Communist, Nazi, Socialist, Foreigner and gay. Weren’t you guys just
talking about honesty?
He didn’t just say he wouldn’t follow unlawful orders, though. He
specifically called Obama a liar and a “domestic enemy.” A soldier or
Ameican who called his commanding officer a liar and a domestic enemy is
a digusting disgrace of a Human Being and an American, something they
are neither of. And if you can be court martialled for saying it about
your commanding officer, how much more so for saying it about the
Commander in Chief?
Reagan would be disgusted with the modern GOP today which is trying to destroy America.
He would support and campaign with president Obama.
America is the MOST racist country in the world! Anyone who hates Obama is a racist!
The most poweful nation, which should be leading by example is
still stuck in the 16th century mentality! You make the rest of the
world sick!

Posted by: U Never Know at April 01, 2012 04:11 PM (/Aauo)

81 34
Cops dont show up when there is real crime. The wimps wait until the
action is over. I have no faith in cops. Billy bob..you are a fool if
you think cops will somehow come to your rescue.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 03:49 PM (RHb9m)

In other words when someone calls them for help. Idiot.

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:12 PM (FEzSe)

82 54
Cops just want to screw you over.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:01 PM

Not these cops, they wouldn't let you shine their holsters

http://current.com/1ektn4c

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 04:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

83 so, what exactly goes through your tiny little mind that makes you want to use your time, doubtless it is of little value but still your time, to go around and babble and bother? you really must be very lonely. I would think if anyone on your side of the political fence considered your time, or you, valuable they would probably not relegate you to sitting in a dimly lit room typing away on a keyboard with no one to talk to. is that really your contribution to the cause - low rent bot for someone too cheap to invest in the software to do what you do? you are not even invited to the protest to wail, moan, carry a sign or get maced? you are doing the job illegal immigrants refuse to do. Well there you go, martyr for the cause, though you really are some martyr non pareil; most go out in a bang, you in your dedication to the cause have elected a long slow thankless withering existence slowly typing your daddy issues into the internet one stroke at a time. you go girl!

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

84 51 i am not so sure the ows thing is working. we are getting a few more protests and the frequency is increasing. but I do not think, as presently constituted, they have the energy to achieve anything more than annoyance.

They're only practicing. They will be shutting down civil society in October/November.

Posted by: Truman North at April 01, 2012 04:13 PM (I2LwF)

85 Ace, we really need better locks on the Blog to keep the rift raft out

Posted by: nevergiveup at April 01, 2012 04:13 PM (eCnLg)

86 Axelrod must have gotten funding for overtime. The trolls are all here today

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 04:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

87 Posted by: U Never Know at April 01, 2012 04:11 PM (/Aauo)

I think I can safely say that's not Average Joe.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:14 PM (O+OKu)

88 Now see what you did, Average Joe? You lured a real shit for brains to the thread. Thanks. :^(

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2012 04:14 PM (6RnvM)

89 I think I can safely say that's not Average Joe.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:14 PM (O+OKu)


That's KaybatshitcrazyinMaine.

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 04:14 PM (X6akg)

90 You conservative fanaticsdon;t read real media like CNN and newsweek and other progressive sources..just stay in your little bubble while the world around you moves forward.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:15 PM (RHb9m)

91 You Facist Nazis can keep up with that horrible BS about them you being racist,....... You make the rest of the world sick!
Posted by: U Never Know at April 01, 2012 04:11 PM (/Aauo)
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Lighten up, Francis.

P.S. Take your psych meds.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:15 PM (M0NzJ)

92 Posted by: U Never Know at April 01, 2012 04:11 PM

Do you realized that you spent all that time typing just to bore the shit out of everybody?

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 04:15 PM (Y+DPZ)

93 I do some work for a few days don't check in and when I come back to ACE's place it's been taken over by Axelholes trolls. How much does Trolling fo the Lyin King pay these days better than fitty cent a post?

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 01, 2012 04:16 PM (nonzP)

94 Global power is
shifting and we are entering a multipolar world.


I think you entered the bipolar world ages ago.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 04:16 PM (phlKA)

95 71
Texas jew...you also seem to have no concern for the
environment...really..how many jews are in texas...2. You are probably
some "christian" fanatic

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:07 PM (RHb9m)



Is this Average Joe?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 04:16 PM (UOM48)

96 Ahh the 4:11 Crazy Train Express has arrived.....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at April 01, 2012 04:16 PM (VW0I/)

97 Damn, it really annoys me that I wasn't able to get that dreamy Van Jones an appointment to the president's cabinet. I tried really hard (did I mention I really think he's dreamy?), but Michelle Obama was jealous and didn't want lucious Van working that closely with Barry.

Posted by: Anita Dunn at April 01, 2012 04:16 PM (WvS06)

98
Multipolar?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 04:17 PM (WaTVB)

99
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:02 PM (M0NzJ)
i heard a new Alan Jackson song on my local radio station this morning. It's Alright tobe a Redneck.....
http://tinyurl.com/83ee6o5

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2012 04:17 PM (btNFM)

100 neither one is average joe.

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 04:17 PM (TomZ9)

101 Hendrick's back to 1,2,3 with 38 to go.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 04:17 PM (GTbGH)

102 Leftists (or even frolls like Average Joe) are so dumb and racist when it comes to concealed carry.

When I took my class four years ago, more than half of the class was African-American, and most of them were in their mid-40s and older. I had been brainwashed by the media and the left (BIRM) to believe that all law-abiding African-Americans loathed guns and were looking forward to the day they were all banned. I was stupid to believe that. African-Americans live in more dangerous neighborhoods, so of course they'd want to protect themselves. I was so pleased to see so many African-Americans taking that step.

When I was waiting for jury duty a few weeks back, I was talking with a friend of mine who got called up too. We were talking about our carry permits and our carry pieces. We ended up with several older African-American ladies sitting next to us asking us questions about the process. I had mentioned to one that it was a little expensive--the class was $100 and the permit was $100, but there was nothing to keep her from just keeping a handgun in her house for free. She said since she lived in public housing, she couldn't. I felt badly for her.

I guess this 30-something white girl is just a big old redneck for wanting as many law-abiding African-Americans (and gays, and Jews) to be able to legally protect themselves. Darn my evil Christian ways!

Posted by: Palandine at April 01, 2012 04:17 PM (g7D8V)

103 90
You conservative fanaticsdon;t read real media like CNN and newsweek and
other progressive sources..just stay in your little bubble while the
world around you moves forward.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:15 PM

Sure we read those "real" media. That's why we're here

Now go home and get your fuckin' shine box

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 04:17 PM (Y+DPZ)

104 Ahh the 4:11 Crazy Train Express has arrived...
High-speed Crazy Train.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2012 04:18 PM (6RnvM)

105 TL;DR

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 04:18 PM (GTbGH)

106 Global power is
shifting and we are entering a multipolar world.


How many Poles? Just wondering.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:18 PM (X3lox)

107 71 Texas jew...you also seem to have no concern for the environment...really..how many jews are in texas...2. You are probably some "christian" fanatic
Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:07 PM (RHb9m)

Get your shine box, bitch. I want them shoes shining inten minutesor I'll kick your poverty ridden ass.

Posted by: TexasJew at April 01, 2012 04:18 PM (Bughn)

108 They're only practicing. They will be shutting down civil society in October/November.
Posted by: Truman North at April 01, 2012 04:13 PM (I2LwF)

I think it is only possible to have a meaningful impact in a few cities and most of them are run by democrats. when you get outside of the ne it is hard to assemble mob and it is hard to affect the machinery. if you are in a city without mass transit you are going to have a hard time assembling a mob. if you do it may work once and then you forfeit you cars. Sure in boston, philadelphia, dc, baltimore, nyc you are screwed; sadly in am in nyc. but dallas, houston, atlanta, la, minneapolis, and similar cities you are able to form a mob and wreck your neighborhood but that is about it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

109 I think Kay's got jungle fever.

Posted by: nickless at April 01, 2012 04:19 PM (MMC8r)

110 That's nothing.

Mitt Romney is a rich Morgan or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 04:20 PM (7utQ2)

111 I know a Malamut in Farmer's Branch, Texas

Jew..................through and through

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, thinking in PALINdromes at April 01, 2012 04:20 PM (Dll6b)

112 "65 Texas jew..I thought the jewish people value education? You want to take us back to thw 19th century? Most jews construct a school first and build a temple around it. They believe in progressive education. Maybe youwere kicked out by the majority of your jewish brothers and sent to texas where they execute people for stealing a candy bar.
Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:05 PM (RHb9m)"

you are a troll. But are you a gentile or JINO troll, because you don't know what your talking about.
The first thing we construct is a mikvah. second we don't build a temple we build a synagogue. the Temple was destroyed by the Romans. Yes there are places called Temples by non ortho Jews so as to disassociate themselves from Zion.
There are many good yeshivas and synagogues in Texas and Gov. Perry has excellent relations with the Jewish community. Just google the video of him dancing with Chabad Rabbis on Chanukah,

Posted by: Avi at April 01, 2012 04:20 PM (J3gb4)

113 u never know , likes drug cartels. they help supply drugs for his hallucinations

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 04:20 PM (TomZ9)

114 Considering that most of them have the shooting skills of Helen Keller, and the cops are trained, I say bring it.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 04:20 PM (UpwlP)

115 No Jews in Texas.

Posted by: Kinky Freidman at April 01, 2012 04:20 PM (MMC8r)

116 93
I do some work for a few days don't check in and when I come back to
ACE's place it's been taken over by Axelholes trolls. How much does
Trolling fo the Lyin King pay these days better than fitty cent a post?


Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 01, 2012 04:16 PM

Trolls come and go, some hang around like greg and raykon

But none can live up to the Legend of Palin Steele

Damn, wish I could write a Frankie Lane style song for that!

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 04:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

117 I used to not mind U Never Know's material before, but I just turned ten and, well, everything she says just sounds like shit. It's like someone is literally shitting in my ear.

Posted by: Stan Marsh at April 01, 2012 04:21 PM (eHIJJ)

118 And back on topic, besides the race-war-inciting lyrics, therhythm guitar in that rap really, really sucked.

It sounded like a7 year old who just discovered rhythm ona toyguitar with plastic strings and fake tuning pegs.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:21 PM (O+OKu)

119 plus some Other Jews I know in L.A. but they're usually too busy controlling the Federal Reserve to talk much.

Very clever with Financial Stuff, them Jooooss. ----Clever, indeed

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, thinking in PALINdromes at April 01, 2012 04:21 PM (Dll6b)

120 .really..how many jews are in texas...2.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:07 PM (RHb9m)


Leftist fantasy, again. Why do we have to suffer because you hate your father? We hate him, too. He had a worthless shitbag for a child.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:22 PM (X3lox)

121 @115 and the Texas Jewboys

Posted by: Palandine at April 01, 2012 04:22 PM (g7D8V)

122 61
Do I smell Average Joe?


Posted by: Tami

Not sure - but there is definitely a stench.

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 04:22 PM (mKMj1)

123 Here's a nutty conspiracy theory:

What if Fast and Furious was about sending guns south of the border to arm as many MS-13 members as possible, so they can bring them up here en masse this summer.

Preposterous, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 01, 2012 04:22 PM (Af3Wg)

124 Palin Steele once trolled a blog in Reno, just to watch them cry....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, thinking in PALINdromes at April 01, 2012 04:23 PM (Dll6b)

125 "103 90
You conservative fanaticsdon;t read real media like CNN and newsweek and
other progressive sources..just stay in your little bubble while the
world around you moves forward. "

ah a false flag troll. a real lefty would be embarrassed by those rags and recommend MSLSD or TNR

Posted by: Avi at April 01, 2012 04:24 PM (J3gb4)

126 104
Ahh the 4:11 Crazy Train Express has arrived...
High-speed Crazy Train.


Posted by: andycanuck at April 01, 2012 04:18 PM

Great! Maybe I can make the early bird special at Katies!

Posted by: Joe Choo-Choo Biden at April 01, 2012 04:24 PM (Y+DPZ)

127
79The people working for obama are earning every cent fighting against the 1 percent.
----------------------------------
This has got to be a spoof.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at April 01, 2012 04:25 PM (gxCRt)

128 really..how many jews are in texas Baghdad...

7. Literally.

Baghdad was a quarter Jewish at the turn of the 20th century.

Carry on.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:25 PM (X3lox)

129 plus some Other Jews I know in L.A. but they're usually too busy controlling the Federal Reserve to talk much.Very clever with Financial Stuff, them Jooooss. ----Clever, indeed
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, thinking in PALINdromes at April 01, 2012 04:21 PM (Dll6b)
----------------------------
Hey, you forgot about the Freemasons. We're busy controlling the world too, you know!!

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:25 PM (M0NzJ)

130 I was under the impression that the world moved in an elliptical orbit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 04:25 PM (7utQ2)

131 90
You conservative fanaticsdon;t read real media like CNN and newsweek and
other progressive sources..just stay in your little bubble while the
world around you moves forward.

Posted by: ProgressiveCapitalist at April 01, 2012 04:15 PM (RHb9m)

You mean the progressive sources that maliciously edit an audio recording to fit their agenda? I think I'll stay in my bubble. It's warm and their are rum drinks.

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:25 PM (FEzSe)

132 ps here is a site for Chabad of Texas

Posted by: Avi at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (J3gb4)

133 Is this Average Joe?

Not even Average Joe is this much of an asshole.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (sc8NO)

134 I am inclined to think managing the violence is important for the lowsers. It is inline with rule 4 from alinsky - use their rules against them. if violence remains at a low to moderate level the response will be low to moderate. if things come unglued then I think all bets are off and things get medieval pretty fast and that does not play well for the lowsers; you remove uncertainty and reticence and then it is all in and on.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

135 9 to go, Gordon better make his move.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (GTbGH)

136 Hey, you forgot about the Freemasons. We're busy controlling the world too, you know!!

White Males. Undefeated since 1492.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 04:27 PM (7utQ2)

137 I was under the impression that the world moved in an elliptical orbit.

You only think that because you're a racist and unable to grasp the dangers of global warming.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 04:27 PM (w407e)

138 You stupid little progressives keep worshiping your leftwing media overlords.

We'll make certain you share a camp with Chrissy Matthews, Crazy Ed Schultz, Rachel Madcow, Larry O'Donnell, et al.

On the up side, we'll have Keefums Olberdouche in charge of activities. So you'll have that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 04:28 PM (UOM48)

139 I'm pretty sure the lesbian cops don't want to screw me.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2012 04:28 PM (ckh2W)

140 What is Van Jones' address? I want to tweet it.

An incorrect address will do.

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at April 01, 2012 04:28 PM (BB0/w)

141 anyway back to the real racisty racist Mr. Van Jones.
so he wants a revolutions. well ya know, we all want to change the world.
but when you talk about destruction. Why do ones that want revolution assume they will survive it?




Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 04:28 PM (TomZ9)

142 Not even Average Joe is this much of an asshole.

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (sc8NO)


Yes, he is.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (O+OKu)

143 i hope they both wreck and Jr. for the win...........................

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (btNFM)

144 Have Gum, Will Troll; The Ballad of PalinSteele


Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (Y+DPZ)

145 134 I am inclined to think managing the violence is important for the lowsers. It is inline with rule 4 from alinsky - use their rules against them. if violence remains at a low to moderate level the response will be low to moderate. if things come unglued then I think all bets are off and things get medieval pretty fast and that does not play well for the lowsers; you remove uncertainty and reticence and then it is all in and on.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (Z9EHQ)

---------


Rule - The fear of what might happen is always worse than what does happen (or something like that) from the book is exactly why as police chief I'd be on TV telling Sharpton to "bring it bitch", and make sure you're in front.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (UpwlP)

146 Damn, Gordon gets the pass and the caution comes out.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 04:30 PM (GTbGH)

147 It's been a while since I've read a Glamour magazine. Well over a decade. Anyway I remember the last page included fashion do's and fashion don't.

I think you all can figure out which category this goes in --

tiny.cc/mjs3bw

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 04:30 PM (5E4uM)

148 143
i hope they both wreck and Jr. for the win...........................

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (btNFM)

You really want them to wreck? You're taking fandom to far, try to pull back a little.

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:30 PM (FEzSe)

149 GWC

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 04:30 PM (GTbGH)

150 And thats why they wont let me be a cop.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 04:30 PM (UpwlP)

151 Posted by: U Never Know at April 01, 2012 04:11 PM (/Aauo) And I can't post a link with 10 words in it?? WTF Chuck?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at April 01, 2012 04:31 PM (xMU3a)

152 Hi, friends! I was watching Fox News Sunday this morning and that goofball Juan Williams said something that actually made sense (vis a vis the Trayvon fiasco). Then I remembered that it's April Fool's Day and thought he was pranking. But, apparently, he wrote a semi-intelligent column for some newspaper (can't remember which one). I was gobsmacked.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 04:31 PM (w407e)

153 @4:29

Instead of a knight he'll have an asshole on his business card.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at April 01, 2012 04:31 PM (VW0I/)

154 I am inclined to think managing the violence is important for the lowsers. It is inline with rule 4 from alinsky - use their rules against them. if violence remains at a low to moderate level the response will be low to moderate. if things come unglued then I think all bets are off and things get medieval pretty fast and that does not play well for the lowsers; you remove uncertainty and reticence and then it is all in and on.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:26 PM (Z9EHQ)
-------------------------
I think managing the violence is important for the people trying to coordinate the OWS mooks. However, discipline is not the strong suit of the OWS rank-and-file. If those dipshits get out of control, I suspect you are going to see a lot of citizens shooting OWSers like there's no tomorrow.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:31 PM (M0NzJ)

155 Van Jones apparently has a combo of messiah complex and an Urge Toward Martyrdom.

Someone needs to complete Van's Terminal Fantasy--complete him, as it were...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, thinking in PALINdromes at April 01, 2012 04:31 PM (Dll6b)

156 perhaps Toure, is doing tours around the internet.

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 04:32 PM (TomZ9)

157 "Why do ones that want revolution assume they will survive it? "

Simple really, they intend to sit behind their ivory walls and direct the mobs of useful idiots to your door with torches and pitchforks.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:32 PM (R5yLq)

158 Rule - The fear of what might happen is always worse than what does happen (or something like that) from the book is exactly why as police chief I'd be on TV telling Sharpton to "bring it bitch", and make sure you're in front.
Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 04:29 PM (UpwlP)

speaking of rules - do not get high on your own supply, or as they say in media relations - do not believe your own pr. I think there are a lot of people in sharpton's camp that think they are a whole lot more fearsome than they really are.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:32 PM (Z9EHQ)

159 I think I can safely say that's not Average Joe.

Posted by: ErikW

I couldn't make head-nor-tails of that screed. Just a random drive-by crazy?

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 04:32 PM (mKMj1)

160 tiny.cc/mjs3bw


Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 04:30 PM (5E4uM)

Thanks for bringing that up, lacey. I looked at it this morning and for a moment I thought some gubmint-subsidized farmer had chromed his cow . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 04:33 PM (w407e)

161 Van Jones' "Freedom Fighter Records" Released Songs Exhorting Listeners To "Target" The Police

I remember the HuffPo's attempted defense of Jones against the fact that he called himself a "Maoist" ... and that Beck noted that.

Jones never denied his past affiliation with the radical left. In the
'90s, he was involved with the group Standing Together to Organize a
Revolutionary Movement (STORM), which sympathized with Maoist-inspired
peasant movements throughout the world and was organized to protest
police brutality.


Jones, however, left radical politics and made the decision to work within the system, rather than try to overthrow it.


So ... I guess it's back on for Van?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:33 PM (X3lox)

162 141 anyway back to the real racisty racist Mr. Van Jones.
so he wants a revolutions. well ya know, we all want to change the world.
but when you talk about destruction. Why do ones that want revolution assume they will survive it?

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 04:28 PM (TomZ9)

I've said it before and I'll say it again. All these lefties always want to call for revolution this, race riot that - "burn it all down, man."

I say bring it MoFo - they know not of what they seek or speak. We've go all the guns...

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at April 01, 2012 04:33 PM (BB0/w)

163 Simple really, they intend to sit behind their ivory walls and direct
the mobs of useful idiots to your door with torches and pitchforks.


Via iPads.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 04:33 PM (7utQ2)

164 Simple really, they intend to sit behind their ivory
walls and direct the mobs of useful idiots to your door with torches
and pitchforks.





Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:32 PM (R5yLq)


Trotsky had the same plan. Didn't work out that well.

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:33 PM (FEzSe)

165 Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:30 PM (FEzSe)
not only wreck, they both do backflips down the back streach.......

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2012 04:34 PM (btNFM)

166 "Trotsky had the same plan. Didn't work out that well."

True, but have you ever tried to give a liberoid a history lesson?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:34 PM (R5yLq)

167

Have gum will troll, reads the card of a man
A knight without armor in a savage land
His fast mouse hire, heeds the calling wind
A soldier of fortune, is a man called PalinSteele

PalinSteele, PalinSteele, where do you roam
PalinSteele, PalinSteele, far, far from home

He travels on to where ever he must
A chess knight of silver is his badge of trust
There are campfire legends that the blogsmen sing
Of the man with the gum, of the man called PalinSteele

PalinSteele, PalinSteele, where do you roam
PalinSteele, PalinSteele, far, far from home

Far from home, far from home

Posted by: Faron Young at April 01, 2012 04:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

168 Anyone see that pic of Mooch on Drudge?

She's dressed like a Star Wars character. Those thighs......eeek.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 04:35 PM (UOM48)

169 Faron Young

I continue to laugh.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (7utQ2)

170 Like someone had the wit to point out the other day, Jane, when she hauls ass, it takes 2 trips. I've already stolen that.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (w407e)

171 Posted by: Peaches

I saw a pic this morning and flinched. That one only showed from the waist up.

And then I saw the pants....

Oh my God the pants........

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (5E4uM)

172 It's been a while since I've read a Glamour magazine. Well over a
decade. Anyway I remember the last page included fashion do's and
fashion don't.

I think you all can figure out which category this goes in --


That was hideous. I'm a straight guy and even I can see it. I don't understand, is she so horrible to her assistants that they deliberately put her in these horrible outfits, or is she simply so arrogant that she doesn't listen when they tell her not to wear this stuff?

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (tlK1P)

173 I think managing the violence is important for the people trying to coordinate the OWS mooks. However, discipline is not the strong suit of the OWS rank-and-file. If those dipshits get out of control, I suspect you are going to see a lot of citizens shooting OWSers like there's no tomorrow.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:31 PM (M0NzJ)

I agree with you, however, I have a sense that lowsers, which are a bunch of disaffect clowns raised in a system of competitive sports where they did not keep score or declare winners and losers, are going to find that there are winners and losers in the real world. I do not see them as being determined resistance or having a lot of staying power.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

174 Peaches, lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (UOM48)

175 "Oh my God the pants........"

Well if I ever do decided to diet again I'll just print out a copy of that and post it on the fridge.

Talk about losing your appetite.. Yikes.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:37 PM (R5yLq)

176 The shadow of that ass weighs 90 pounds.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 04:37 PM (UpwlP)

177 I think Mooch's stylists secretly hate her.

It's the only answer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 04:37 PM (UOM48)

178 The shadow of that ass weighs 90 pounds.
Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 04:37 PM (UpwlP)

that is funny too. you have been on a roll lately.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

179 So Gordon and Johnson both get boned.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 04:38 PM (GTbGH)

180
I don't like Sting either.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 04:38 PM (J9slY)

181 I could have a lobotomy, ending up like Rosemary Kennedy and I'd still know better than to ever put that outfit together.

Cripes.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 04:38 PM (5E4uM)

182 JJ Walker might get a little jealous of Van Jones the way Ann was looking at him on ABC today.

Posted by: Clarence at April 01, 2012 04:39 PM (z0HdK)

183 True, but have you ever tried to give a liberoid a history lesson?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:34 PM (R5yLq)

A 9/11 truther told me that no airplane could get withing a 100 miles of the Pentagon without getting shot down because it's a "no-fly zone". I coudn't convince him even with Google Earth that the airport is right across the street from the Pentagon.

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:39 PM (FEzSe)

184 It's warm and their are rum drinks.


Posted by: fozzy

Boat drinks! The guys in the band ordered boat drinks!

No, I have no idea why that sprang to mind, but it did. I think I'll youtube it.

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 04:39 PM (mKMj1)

185 128
really..how many jews are in texas Baghdad...

7. Literally.

Baghdad was a quarter Jewish at the turn of the 20th century.

Carry on.


Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:25 PM

You answered a present tense question with a past tense answer

That shine box ain't gonna come to you, go home and get it

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 04:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

186 You really want them to wreck? You're taking fandom to far, try to pull back a little.

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:30 PM (FEzSe)



To be fair, those cars are designed and built for two things: going really, reallyfast and crashing in such a way as to minimize harm to the driver.

I doubt Racefan wishes harm on the competition, wiping out is just part of the sport.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:39 PM (O+OKu)

187 Breaking News From Ulsterman WHI!

Obama will not seek second term! Democrats from top to bottom admit they didn't look past the color of his skin to the content of his character.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 01, 2012 04:40 PM (RfvTE)

188 Boy, that Malia is growing into quite a sharp young man.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 04:40 PM (UpwlP)

189 "I agree with you, however, I have a sense that lowsers, which are a bunch of disaffect clowns raised in a system of competitive sports where they did not keep score or declare winners and losers, are going to find that there are winners and losers in the real world. I do not see them as being determined resistance or having a lot of staying power."

Well in my experience they are herd animals. Despite all of their antics the truth is they generally fold pretty quickly when faced with a true predator.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:40 PM (R5yLq)

190 That is some funny shit right there, fozzy. But, they were wise to your racist "facts." Heh!

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 04:40 PM (w407e)

191 The Sting was a great movie.

Posted by: garrett at April 01, 2012 04:40 PM (ckh2W)

192 I couldn't convince him even with Google Earth that the airport is right across the street from the Pentagon.


Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:39 PM (FEzSe)



But they only fly away from the Pentagon.

Posted by: Typical Leftard at April 01, 2012 04:41 PM (X3lox)

193 Breaking News From Ulsterman WHI!

^^^

So he's doing on average two fundraisers a day, because.....?


Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 04:41 PM (5E4uM)

194 I don't like Sting either.

Look, I know we get specific with our peeves around here, but hating on Frodo's sword in a bit much.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 04:41 PM (7utQ2)

195 Oh no, Moosechelle is one of our hotter FLs according to Maxim. Which I stopped reading.

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 04:41 PM (vpe0k)

196 Breaking News From Ulsterman WHI!

Obama will not seek second term! Democrats from top to bottom admit they didn't look past the color of his skin to the content of his character.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 01, 2012 04:40 PM (RfvTE)



Putin's gonna be piiiiiissssssed!

Posted by: Tami at April 01, 2012 04:41 PM (X6akg)

197 Fuck tha po-lice

Posted by: 3.14159 at April 01, 2012 04:42 PM (MLHLW)

198 Oh no, Moosechelle is one of our hotter FLs according to Maxim. Which I stopped reading.
Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 04:41 PM (vpe0k)

well, she is the only one that can drop it like its hot, I think she was in one of fiddy's videos.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

199 So he's doing on average two fundraisers a day, because.....?

He's gonna need the money when he gets out and no one will hire him. Also, what is today?

Posted by: Alex at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (tlK1P)

200 Its april 1st.. sorry thought it was clear.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (RfvTE)

201 "A 9/11 truther told me that no airplane could get withing a 100 miles of the Pentagon without getting shot down because it's a "no-fly zone". I coudn't convince him even with Google Earth that the airport is right across the street from the Pentagon."

Rotfl.. Well, that might explain why all those connecting flights kept getting delayed.

My favorite from the truther crowd was always, "Fire won't melt steel". Really? Ok, so I think it's a safe assumption that you've never actually been to a steel plant and see how they make the stuff.

Dullards.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (R5yLq)

202 I couldn't make head-nor-tails of that screed. Just a random drive-by crazy?

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 04:32 PM (mKMj1)


Yeah, I don't know. Could even be a lib lurker that finally snapped. Who knows?

Either way, a whole lotta crazy!

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (O+OKu)

203 I doubt Racefan wishes harm on the competition, wiping out is just part of the sport.

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:39 PM (O+OKu)

I was being sarcastic too. But it's way better to just win than winning because of wrecks.

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (FEzSe)

204 of course baraka is also able to drop it like its hot and has done it in one of fiddy's videos.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

205 If it does go hot, get the reporters first. Sheakspeare was wrong, as well as being an old dead white guy.

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2012 04:44 PM (liPvR)

206 C'mon guys, Usterman? Really??

Get an on-the-record source.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 04:44 PM (5E4uM)

207 Trotsky had the same plan. Didn't work out that well.


Posted by: fozzy

Um. To be absolutely fair, Lev Davidovitch risked his neck on the front lines. He was utterly wrong, mind you, but he wasn't a coward.

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 04:45 PM (mKMj1)

208 Well in my experience they are herd animals. Despite all of their antics the truth is they generally fold pretty quickly when faced with a true predator.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:40 PM (R5yLq)

lol. I do not think it even needs to be a predator. I strong stand from a line of herbivores has more staying power.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:45 PM (Z9EHQ)

209 just stirring the toxic fast and furious stew a bit...was not there some brief mention of several other shipments of holder's cracker-jack surprises to destinations other then Mexico? Like Jacksonville, Fla, Gary, Ind., and , of course, Chicago? What do all these burgs have in common? just askin-.....

Posted by: yakima canutt at April 01, 2012 04:45 PM (LhO3h)

210 @ lacey its april first. In America we have a tradition that is known as April fools day, where things are said for humorous effect.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 01, 2012 04:45 PM (RfvTE)

211 I was being sarcastic too. But it's way better to just win than winning because of wrecks.

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (FEzSe)


Agreed. Cheers!

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:46 PM (O+OKu)

212 Once again, I am chortling over one of the first (and my personal fave) moments of the Barky reign . . . when they were walking down the street in front of their adoring fans right after the immaculation and the SS told him to get back in the car. Dropping her like a bad habit, he scrambled into the limo and left her in the middle of the street. Priceless!! Unfortunately, I believe all video has been scrubbed . . .

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 04:46 PM (w407e)

213 Yeah, I don't know. Could even be a lib lurker that finally snapped. Who knows?



Either way, a whole lotta crazy!

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM

If that was Kay in Maine, she was already plotting Nurse Ratched's doom

Posted by: kbdabear at April 01, 2012 04:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

214 205 If it does go hot, get the reporters first. Sheakspeare was wrong, as well as being an old dead white guy.
Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2012 04:44 PM (liPvR)

I think he was white hispanic.

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at April 01, 2012 04:46 PM (BB0/w)

215 I really assumed the second half was so implausible it would make it clear. Sorry for the confusion to you non celebrators.

Obama will not seek second term! Democrats from top to bottom admit
they didn't look past the color of his skin to the content of his
character.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 01, 2012 04:47 PM (RfvTE)

216 I agree with you, however, I have a sense that lowsers, which are a bunch of disaffect clowns raised in a system of competitive sports where they did not keep score or declare winners and losers, are going to find that there are winners and losers in the real world. I do not see them as being determined resistance or having a lot of staying power.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 04:36 PM (Z9EHQ)
---------------------
Right, these f*ckers don't understand that I and millions of other American will not be obedient serfs. They mistake kindness and a belief in the rule of law for weakness.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:47 PM (M0NzJ)

217 you are right.... I never want them toget hurt..... there is not one Nascar fan that wants anyone hurt. or any driver of anything ever hurt. did you ever notice we pray for every driver tobe safe at the start of every race?

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2012 04:47 PM (btNFM)

218 looks like someone had too much Night Train last night, and decided to board the Crazy Train

Posted by: chemjeff at April 01, 2012 04:47 PM (7FadD)

219 New! From Freedom Fighter Records...

http://tinyurl.com/natqgz

Posted by: Jones in CO at April 01, 2012 04:48 PM (8sCoq)

220 185, so that explains some of the buildings. I knew arabs couldn't have built them. Sorry about the big holes.

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2012 04:48 PM (liPvR)

221 "A 9/11 truther told me that no airplane could get withing a 100 miles
of the Pentagon without getting shot down because it's a "no-fly zone".


Dear 9/11 truthers:

For God's sake, dumbasses, at least visit DC before making asses of yourselves.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 04:48 PM (7utQ2)

222 lacey its april first. In America we have a
tradition that is known as April fools day, where things are said for
humorous effect.Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon


It was unbelievable from the get go. You should have used a blog that reports news not fiction for the gullible.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 01, 2012 04:49 PM (JEpGb)

223 shiggz april fools?

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 04:50 PM (TomZ9)

224 Um. To be absolutely fair, Lev Davidovitch risked
his neck on the front lines. He was utterly wrong, mind you, but he
wasn't a coward.


Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 04:45 PM (mKMj1)

True but even hiding in a walled compound thousands of miles away couldn't save him. Unlike the American Revolution, socialist uprisings always end up like the Highlander. "There can be only one."

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:50 PM (FEzSe)

225 April fools day pranks are supposed to be unbelievable. Its called humor. Are you all from a mars and don't have April fools days? Do you think before you emotionally or critically respond to something?

Are you white-hispanic-martians?

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 01, 2012 04:52 PM (RfvTE)

226 stolen from Amnation.com

I’m bouncing off the walls here. How do you satirize this? Zimmerman did
everything, everything we’d want a man to do. He had volunteered to
serve his community, and was acting in that capacity—without pay. He
alertly perceived, and properly reported, a suspicious individual. Told
by the dispatcher to desist following, he did not have to obey, since
that person had no authority to dictate his movements, yet he complied.
The suspicious individual attacked him with no good cause, but with
undeniably vicious—and arguably fatal—intent. Zimmerman did not
immediately use deadly force, but resorted to such only when he not only
perceived no help to be coming, but also was entitled to conclude that
such force was necessary to save his life. He applied that deadly force
properly and skillfully. His judgment, and his conduct, were
flawless—far beyond what we’d expect of a civilian auxiliary. And aside
from the entirely justified benefit his actions were to his own innocent
self, what a boon he has conferred upon society! How many prospective
victims of Trayvon Martin now never will know that individual’s
attentions, and therefore owe Zimmerman their gratitude, and possibly
their lives? Yet mighty forces in society are conspiring to hound him
into his grave. And we wonder at the Nazis? The Soviets?

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, thinking in PALINdromes at April 01, 2012 04:52 PM (Dll6b)

227 Night Train Express, cirrhosis in a bottle.....

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at April 01, 2012 04:52 PM (VW0I/)

228 Unlike the American Revolution, socialist uprisings always end up like the Highlander. "There can be only one."


Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 04:50 PM (FEzSe)


That pattern, of course, was the only contribution the French Revolution made to the world. Thanks, guys.

Sadly, the retarded and demented French Revolution won the West, in the end.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at April 01, 2012 04:53 PM (X3lox)

229 My favorite from the truther crowd was always, "Fire won't melt steel". Really? Ok, so I think it's a safe assumption that you've never actually been to a steel plant and see how they make the stuff. Dullards.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (R5yLq)
-----------------------
What those ignorant fools don't understand is that if you heat steel above about 800 degrees C, you change the microstructure and soften the steel. The beams didn't have to melt in order to fail.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:53 PM (M0NzJ)

230 Gordon got screwed.
Bowyer got aggressive, but that's a legit racing move. Just couldn't hold it.

Reutimann is the fuck up in this situation. He stalled out on the track on purpose to throw a caution. He had ten laps to make it to the pits.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 01, 2012 04:54 PM (ZPrif)

231 Oh, National Lampoon is destroying it today on Twitter with an April Fool's "We're making Animal House 2" bit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 04:54 PM (7utQ2)

232 "lol. I do not think it even needs to be a predator. I strong stand from a line of herbivores has more staying power."

True, but it's so much more satisfying when you can roar at them and watch them scatter.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:55 PM (R5yLq)

233 April fools day pranks are supposed to be unbelievable

^^^

Well it's completely believable that Ulstermann would publish that so you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 04:57 PM (5E4uM)

234 Reutimann is the fuck up in this situation.

Yep. Robbed Hendrick of his 200th win.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 04:57 PM (GTbGH)

235 "What those ignorant fools don't understand is that if you heat steel above about 800 degrees C, you change the microstructure and soften the steel. The beams didn't have to melt in order to fail."

Especially when that steel is supporting a massive layer of concrete and even more steel above, it's bound to fail. Once it does you get a domino effect.

But hey, it's not like common sense or science has ever entered your average libreroid's thinking before - for them it's perfectly logical that it was all some huge conspiracy brought about by people who hate polar bears.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:57 PM (R5yLq)

236 Here you go, Dianna, something a bit different.
http://preview.tinyurl.com/6k8uwlm

Posted by: ErikW at April 01, 2012 04:57 PM (O+OKu)

237 @Lacey

Ill bet your a hoot at parties and comedy shows.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 01, 2012 04:59 PM (RfvTE)

238 "What those ignorant fools don't understand is that if you heat steel
above about 800 degrees C, you change the microstructure and soften the
steel. The beams didn't have to melt in order to fail."


The next thing you'll tell me is that oil is a more efficient energy source than solar.

You guys and your imaginary physics and thermodynamics bullshit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 04:59 PM (7utQ2)

239 229
My favorite from the truther crowd was always, "Fire won't melt steel".
Really? Ok, so I think it's a safe assumption that you've never actually
been to a steel plant and see how they make the stuff. Dullards.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (R5yLq)



This is no BS, the truther I knew worked with me in a auto-part assembly plant. Welding steel panels together. We were bonding steel together and amazingly in never just melted and dribbled all over the floor.

Posted by: fozzy at April 01, 2012 05:00 PM (FEzSe)

240 Ah, Reutimann is groveling well.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 05:00 PM (GTbGH)

241 229
My favorite from the truther crowd was always, "Fire won't melt steel".
Really? Ok, so I think it's a safe assumption that you've never actually
been to a steel plant and see how they make the stuff. Dullards.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 04:43 PM (R5yLq)

-----------------------

What those ignorant fools don't understand is that if you heat steel
above about 800 degrees C, you change the microstructure and soften the
steel. The beams didn't have to melt in order to fail.


Well, that's just because jet fuel is racist n' stuff....haters!

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:00 PM (PWwbk)

242 "Global power is

shifting and we are entering a multipolar world.



How many Poles? Just wondering."

My thinking too - my first thought was, Warsau?

Posted by: fred zeppelin at April 01, 2012 05:01 PM (zL/eJ)

243 I wouldn't say she's fat, but when she sang, the show was over.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 05:01 PM (UpwlP)

244 Ill bet your a hoot at parties and comedy shows.

^^^

Well if that was your attempt at "humor" you're doing that wrong as well.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 05:01 PM (5E4uM)

245 "This is no BS, the truther I knew worked with me in a auto-part assembly plant. Welding steel panels together. We were bonding steel together and amazingly in never just melted and dribbled all over the floor."

Rotfl - well, say hi to Forrest Gump for me the next time you see him.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:01 PM (R5yLq)

246
Baseball starts this week?

woopdadeedoo who gives a shit


Posted by: soothsayer at April 01, 2012 05:02 PM (WUa+U)

247 @Circa thanks there were a couple of funny ones there.

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 01, 2012 05:02 PM (RfvTE)

248 Talk show scenario I'd actually watch: Rosie O'Slopgut parks her immense ass on a chair supported by steel columns, which are then heated with a burner tuned to jet-fuel temps....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:03 PM (PWwbk)

249 "Well, that's just because jet fuel is racist n' stuff....haters!"

But apparently not the stuff they use to get Al Gore to his next global warming conference.

Strange ole world, isn't it?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:03 PM (R5yLq)

250 stan, Zimmerman should have emptied his clip. He is lucky there is only one tale to tell.

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2012 05:04 PM (liPvR)

251 That seemed a reasonable explanation from Reutimann. He was desperate to save his career and stay in the top 35. Which is huge. Once you drop out it's really hard to get back in. And unless you are a qualifying machine, which he is not, then it's a huge deal.

And isn't that the car Danica drives? So he's trying to stay in the top 35 so she won't have to qualify. That totally screws up her deal if she has to qualify to get in the race and can't.

I remember when that happened to Michael Waltrip. And now he's in the booth.

So ... Reutimann was just being selfish and stupid. Which is better than being a cheat which is what it looked like at first.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 01, 2012 05:04 PM (ZPrif)

252 177
I think Mooch's stylists secretly hate her.

It's the only answer.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

*Gulp*

How badly would you have to behave for your stylist to do that to you?

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 05:04 PM (mKMj1)

253
As we were leaving the Venetian yesterday morning, encountered this little gem in the hallway:

Drunk white guy discussing "bidness" with two black whores:

WG: "I'm pretty fucked up right now. I'll need to take things slow."

Ho #1: "Don't worry, baby. We've got all the time you need."

WG: "Like I said, I'm pretty fucked up."


Never been so glad to leave that town in my life.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:04 PM (UOM48)

254 "This is no BS, the truther I knew worked with me in a auto-part assembly plant. Welding steel panels together.

---
Unfortunately the plant moved to China in 2010.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 05:04 PM (UpwlP)

255 Actually it fit the standard pattern of an April fools joke.

http://aprilfoolsdayontheweb.com/

You should let all these people know that as the arbiter of april fools humor they are doing it wrong. Unless what happend was you half read it responded and have since spent a bunch of posts trying to distract from it?

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 01, 2012 05:05 PM (RfvTE)

256 Hey, Stuck, I've got to sign off but it seems like the *Adventures of StuckonStupid and His Young Ward, Wolverine* have turned out not too badly. Hummingbird seems pretty sweet and likes doggies and doesn't mind the Morons' boobeh jokes.

Yeah, your beater got trashed but you've made some new friends and cost some leftist idiots their jobs. I suspect that your co-workers and management have reassessed their opinions of you.

Good luck to Wolverine on his pursuit of a real cop job.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 05:05 PM (M0NzJ)

257 What those ignorant fools don't understand is that if you heat steel above about 800 degrees C, you change the microstructure and soften the steel. The beams didn't have to melt in order to fail.

I actually had a young person at my house one night who had looked at the steel from the Twin Towers under a electron microscope and found much more copper in the mix then within specs*. I don't know about you, but I can bend copper with my bare hands. Without even heating it up.

* I don't want to get the person in trouble so I won't describe gender, official position, or any other facts. But over the course of an evenings discussions I was thoroughly convinced of the persons credentials.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 05:05 PM (phlKA)

258 254, apparently they still teach physics in China.

Posted by: Jean at April 01, 2012 05:07 PM (liPvR)

259 Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 05:05 PM (phlKA)

Enough April Fools shit m'kay? you don't assay the content of a steel alloy with an electron microscope....maybe on my home planet of Ramulak, but not here on Erf.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:09 PM (PWwbk)

260 The beams didn't need to be heated to the point of failure, just the bolts holding them.

Posted by: retruther at April 01, 2012 05:09 PM (axc/z)

261 I actually had a young person at my house one night who had looked at
the steel from the Twin Towers under a electron microscope and found
much more copper in the mix then within specs*.


Yes, because the Illuminati built them that way so that 40 years later they could bring them down to enable a Texas Air National Guard guy to invade Afghanistan.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 05:09 PM (7utQ2)

262 "Hey, Stuck, I've got to sign off but it seems like the *Adventures of StuckonStupid and His Young Ward, Wolverine* have turned out not too badly. Hummingbird seems pretty sweet and likes doggies and doesn't mind the Morons' boobeh jokes. "

Lol.. well the young ward thing still makes me nervous. I was always firmly convinced there was more going on between Batman and Robin on the TV show than I'd like to know about. Lol..

But all in all things have worked out better than I could have possibly imagined. The beater got trashed but repaired - and honestly while the car really didn't mean much to me before it means the world to me now. Everytime I look at the ridiculous beast that is Frankencar now I smile.

And of course all of this would have been worth it, even losing my job, for the chance to meet Hummingbird. She is amazing.

So no complaints here.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:10 PM (R5yLq)

263 honestly, this opressed crap is giving me a head ache,
so the Pres is black
The Doj is black

they ARE the man. if it wasn't so mind twisting it would be hysterical

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 05:10 PM (TomZ9)

264 Drunk white guy discussing "bidness" with two black whores:


Bwahahahaha!
What is shooting fish in a barrel?

What is taking candy from a baby?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2012 05:10 PM (4q5tP)

265 Aw, keep telling yourself it was "funny", there hun.

Bless your heart....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 05:11 PM (5E4uM)

266 True but even hiding in a walled compound thousands
of miles away couldn't save him. Unlike the American Revolution,
socialist uprisings always end up like the Highlander. "There can be
only one."


Posted by: fozzy

Well, duh.

Though I always thought that, if you had to go out getting murdered by some jerk working for a guy you had only contempt for, throwing your dictaphone and books at him after he'd whacked you in the head with an ice-axe at least showed some gumption.

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 05:11 PM (mKMj1)

267 It April Fools day, maybe Progressivecapitalist is just trying to show us what a fool he is?

He is Winnning!

Posted by: Mr Glock at April 01, 2012 05:12 PM (hXJOG)

268
Yes, because the Illuminati built them that way so that 40 years later they could bring them down to enable a Texas Air National Guard guy to invade Afghanistan.


How do it KNOW!

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 05:12 PM (vpe0k)

269 They mistake kindness and a belief in the rule of law for weakness.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:47 PM (M0NzJ)

I run into that very problem all they time. They have no understanding and are only going to learn the hard way.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:12 PM (Z9EHQ)

270 Fire melts steel.

Water melts Rosie.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 05:12 PM (J9slY)

271 off damn sock

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at April 01, 2012 05:12 PM (hXJOG)

272 You know what else is funny?

The Onion.


Posted by: soothsayer at April 01, 2012 05:13 PM (WUa+U)

273 "Enough April Fools shit m'kay? you don't assay the content of a steel alloy with an electron microscope....maybe on my home planet of Ramulak, but not here on Erf. "

One of the reasons I've always stayed indoors and away from people on April 1st. The level of stupidity is just too much for me, so I generally avoid people as much as possible until midnight.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:13 PM (R5yLq)

274 265
Aw, keep telling yourself it was "funny", there hun.

Bless your heart....


Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 05:11 PM (5E4uM)



*Southern golf clap*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:13 PM (UOM48)

275 I actually had a young person at my house one night who had looked at
the steel from the Twin Towers under a electron microscope and found
much more copper in the mix then within specs*.

Yes, because the Illuminati built them that way so that 40 years later they could bring them down to enable a Texas Air National Guard guy to invade Afghanistan.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 05:09 PM (7utQ2)

so does copper melt?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:13 PM (Z9EHQ)

276 SOS, were there any more firings at theCircle K? I missed last weeks updates.
PS I loved every minute of your storyand cheered you on from afar.

Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:13 PM (1zsKV)

277 U Never Knows hate on Bush must of been because Bush was white. no other reason, oh yeah and war, but know that can't be the reason because Obama is a warmonger too.

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 05:13 PM (TomZ9)

278 Ill take my leave, because I am close to violating the 11th commandment

http://www.motifake.com/facebookview.php?id=65456

Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon at April 01, 2012 05:14 PM (RfvTE)

279 know-no

Posted by: willow at April 01, 2012 05:14 PM (TomZ9)

280 How many Poles? Just wondering."

My thinking too - my first thought was, Warsau?

Posted by: fred zeppelin at April 01, 2012 05:01 PM (zL/eJ)

well yeah, why do you think hitler and stalin were after poland.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:14 PM (Z9EHQ)

281 " SOS, were there any more firings at theCircle K? I missed last weeks updates.
PS I loved every minute of your storyand cheered you on from afar."

Nope, all quiet at the Circle K thus far - no more firings. Che-boy and the bots are still avoiding me like the plague, despite my willingness to help him with the Queen of France petition.

Other than that just getting to know Hummingbird and generally enjoying life.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:16 PM (R5yLq)

282 Re: April Fool's
My kids with the switch of salt and sugar. Their devilishIrish faces waiting for mom to have coffee. I miss that now that they aretoo grown for such pranks.

Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:16 PM (1zsKV)

283 Posted by: Shiggz RocketSurgeon

Don't leave on my account, really. I'm out anyway. Gonna enjoy the rest of what turned out to be a pretty Sunday.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at April 01, 2012 05:16 PM (5E4uM)

284 You guys had to bring up Palin Steele - I don't think I ever laughed as hard as when he announced he really did have a girlfriend, and he was going to perform fellatio on her that evening.

Posted by: 141Driver at April 01, 2012 05:17 PM (KeXQh)

285 Enough April Fools shit m'kay? you don't assay the content of a steel alloy with an electron microscope

That's why the person in question was financially able to buy my McMansion. Because he/she was full of shit and went around making shit up all the time?

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 05:17 PM (phlKA)

286 well yeah, why do you think hitler and stalin were after poland.

The women were easy?

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:17 PM (PWwbk)

287 Good for you! Sometimes the good guys win.

Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:17 PM (1zsKV)

288 That's why the person in question was financially able to buy my
McMansion. Because he/she was full of shit and went around making shit
up all the time?


Al Gore's made so much money from idiots like you.....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:18 PM (PWwbk)

289 Gosh, 'ol Van-da-Man is spouting.... I guess this means I gotta keep the katana and new 30-30 'ready'.

I've always said 'the gene pool is desperate for chlorine or a good draining' - seems like its coming true...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at April 01, 2012 05:20 PM (zL/eJ)

290 You guys had to bring up Palin Steele - I don't think I ever laughed as hard as when he announced he really did have a girlfriend, and he was going to perform fellatio on her that evening.
Posted by: 141Driver at April 01, 2012 05:17 PM (KeXQh)

you nearly ruined my keyboard. that is funny.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:20 PM (Z9EHQ)

291 Jane D'hoh, did you see the skank outfit the first lady wore to the kid's award? They have a picture at Mailonline, she looks like a trash bag.
PS Pixie is messing with my spacing.

Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:21 PM (1zsKV)

292 @278

I'll have to try that!

Posted by: Barney at April 01, 2012 05:22 PM (hXJOG)

293 well yeah, why do you think hitler and stalin were after poland.

The women were easy?
Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:17 PM (PWwbk)

I do not know about that though some are very handsome.

I was thinking it was their bid to establish dominance in a multipolar world.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

294 Yeah, you police unions might want to seriously re-think supporting the democrat party on whole, and the administration's re-election bid.

Posted by: Drillanwr at April 01, 2012 05:22 PM (dNdHy)

295 Yankeefifth - 'well yeah, why do you think hitler and stalin were after poland."

Kebassa? Pirogi? The new Telephone System - oh, wait, that was Finnland...

Posted by: fred zeppelin at April 01, 2012 05:23 PM (zL/eJ)

296 anyone have a good recipe for a mustard sauce I can use on chicken?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:23 PM (Z9EHQ)

297 You know those weird coffee drinks with the whipped cream and syrup and powder and shit on top that women drink? Since when was it okay for men to drink that stuff?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 05:23 PM (J9slY)

298 Yankeefifth - 'well yeah, why do you think hitler and stalin were after poland."

Kebassa? Pirogi? The new Telephone System - oh, wait, that was Finnland...
Posted by: fred zeppelin at April 01, 2012 05:23 PM (zL/eJ)

all very good reasons. too bad they are an ally. we need to make a list of places that are enemies that would be good to vacation in. iraq and afgnhanistan suck as vacation places.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

299 I have to send a card to the UK. Do I need special stamps?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 05:25 PM (vpe0k)

300 You know those weird coffee drinks with the whipped cream and syrup and powder and shit on top that women drink? Since when was it okay for men to drink that stuff?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 05:23 PM (J9slY)

who said it was?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

301
Do they have sausage parties in Poland?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 05:26 PM (J9slY)

302 299
I have to send a card to the UK. Do I need special stamps?

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 05:25 PM (vpe0k)

Printed in arabic, preferably.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:26 PM (PWwbk)

303 I have to send a card to the UK. Do I need special stamps?

Just more of 'em. It's like 80 something cents to send overseas.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 05:26 PM (SsG4J)

304
299I have to send a card to the UK. Do I need special stamps?
Best to go down to the Post Office and let them do it. Small letter or a card is usually under $1

Posted by: 141Driver at April 01, 2012 05:27 PM (KeXQh)

305 Want to know why California is boned?
http://youtu.be/NzspsovNvII
(NSFW)

Posted by: madtechie at April 01, 2012 05:27 PM (Eky9b)

306 Do they have sausage parties in Poland?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 05:26 PM (J9slY)

yes, but you have to look around since they are always hiding them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:28 PM (Z9EHQ)

307 296
anyone have a good recipe for a mustard sauce I can use on chicken?


That be a combo I've never encountered...mustard on chicken? I'd go spicy to beat the band Chinese-style....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:28 PM (PWwbk)

308 Since when was it okay for men to drink that stuff?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 01, 2012 05:23 PM (J9slY)



who said it was?



Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:25 PM (Z9EHQ)

Y'all need to be careful where you're steppin' here.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 05:29 PM (SsG4J)

309 291
Jane D'hoh, did you see the skank outfit the first lady wore to the
kid's award? They have a picture at Mailonline, she looks like a trash
bag.

PS Pixie is messing with my spacing.

Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:21 PM (1zsKV)



It's not that horror on Drudge, is it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:29 PM (UOM48)

310
Posted by: SantaRosaStan, thinking in PALINdromes at April 01, 2012 04:52 PM (Dll6b)

That made my eyes hurt. As long as the formatting here is all fucked up, copy your stuff into MS notepad (with wordwrap on) and then copy it into the comment box. It disappears all of the formatting errors.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at April 01, 2012 05:29 PM (7+pP9)

311 Al Gore's made so much money from idiots like you.....

Get your head out of your ass. Do you think for one minute that was 100% pure American steel in those buildings?

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 05:29 PM (phlKA)

312 i'll look on drudge

Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:30 PM (1zsKV)

313 Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:21 PM (1zsKV)

We were discussing that upthread a bit, madamex. I thought at first that someone had chromed a cow. It was the lack of a boobeh-belt that threw me off. Could she possibly, finally have realized they weren't as awesome as she first thought?

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 05:30 PM (w407e)

314 anyone have a good recipe for a mustard sauce I can use on chicken?

I prefer Dijon or any brown mustard myself, though I don't have a particular recipe.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 05:30 PM (SsG4J)

315 I actually had a young person at my house one night who had looked at the steel from the Twin Towers under a electron microscope and found much more copper in the mix then within specs*. I don't know about you, but I can bend copper with my bare hands. Without even heating it up.

-----

OK, assuming you can look at a beam under an electron microscope and determine the metal ingredients, and assuming that the copper wouldn't become just slag in a steel furnace, and assuming that it was easier to stage this whole massive conspiracy than it would be to just invade and "find" some WMD's, where did he get the i-beam specs for the WTC?

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 05:30 PM (UpwlP)

316 Yankeefifth, for mustard sauce for chicken I usually use ground coriander, a couple of tablespoons full - some thyme (again just a couple of tablespoons), sea salt (to taste), a couple of cloves of garlic, an onion, about a cup of heavy cream, a cup of white wine and 3 or so tablespoons of whole grain mustard.

Use a little olive oil to get it to the right consistency, and a drop or two of lemon juice to get the right flavor balance.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (R5yLq)

317 Right, these f*ckers don't understand that I and
millions of other American will not be obedient serfs. They mistake
kindness and a belief in the rule of law for weakness.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 01, 2012 04:47 PM (M0NzJ)

Part of the millions, where do I get a t-shirt?"Won of the millions you assholes don't want to fuck with!"

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (nonzP)

318 311
Al Gore's made so much money from idiots like you.....



Get your head out of your ass. Do you think for one minute that was 100% pure American steel in those buildings?





Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 05:29 PM (phlKA)


OK, it's out now...phew!
I guess 'merican steel should stand up to a measly 450 ton missile.....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (PWwbk)

319 296
anyone have a good recipe for a mustard sauce I can use on chicken?

Posted by: yankeefifth

1/4 cup good dijon
1/2 cup white wine - I recommend Sauvignon Blanc
add one egg, well beaten.
Tablespoon of honey, optional.

Brush on thickly.

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (mKMj1)

320 You 'ettes who need a good laugh or twelve, go here:

http://mrs-o.com

I've tried to comment over there, but they won't allow any snark.

Michelle, she's a goddess or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (UOM48)

321 That is exactly the kind of shitty music and half-assed lyrics I would expect from a government-backed record label. Jesus that song sucked

Posted by: Montjoie at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (sBpR/)

322 That be a combo I've never encountered...mustard on chicken? I'd go spicy to beat the band Chinese-style....
Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:28 PM (PWwbk)

I have found a bunch on the interwebs but would like a recommendation. I have come across a couple of honey mustard type sauces, a glaze of some sort. I have made a dijon sauce.

I would like something spicy. I was thinking about making a hot wings sauce, dicing some chicken breasts and then combining them somehow, hopefully without a lot of frying.

anyway

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (Z9EHQ)

323 thanks for the stamp info guys

Posted by: USS Diversity at April 01, 2012 05:32 PM (vpe0k)

324 It's not that horror on Drudge, is it?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:29 PM


Yup.

Posted by: MrScribbler at April 01, 2012 05:32 PM (MQc8e)

325 yup that's it

Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:32 PM (1zsKV)

326 "Get your head out of your ass. Do you think for one minute that was 100% pure American steel in those buildings? "

Umm... well considering the fact that steel itself is an alloy made of several different metals, I think it would be a little difficult to determine what 100% steel would be to begin with.

There are a lot of varieties and blends of steel.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:33 PM (R5yLq)

327 Do you think for one minute that was 100% pure American steel in those buildings?

In the early 1970s? Uh, yeah.

Next.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 05:33 PM (7utQ2)

328 If a mob comes at you, shoot the leaders and tell the cops that you feared for your life.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

Do I have to sound sincere? I just might be giggling.

Posted by: Paladin at April 01, 2012 05:34 PM (CjJwF)

329 I don't get how the popular culturegetaway with the memeshe is somehow "all that." My kids would disown me if I dressed like that.

Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:34 PM (1zsKV)

330 328
If a mob comes at you, shoot the leaders and tell the cops that you feared for your life.



Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop

Do I have to sound sincere? I just might be giggling.

If you was a chick, and meant 'jiggling'....you can be as sincere as you please.

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:35 PM (PWwbk)

331 where did he get the i-beam specs for the WTC?

The person, of exceptionally good credit, with multiple six figure bank balance and pensions, purported to me that he/she was hired by the gov't to perform the analysis. One would assume that the gov't gave the specs to said individual.

If you want to assume that makes me some sort of 'truther' in thinking that adulterated steel, supplied by another country, may have been used in the construction of the Twin Towers... then your cognitive abilities are pretty sad.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 05:35 PM (phlKA)

332 I would like something spicy. I was thinking about
making a hot wings sauce, dicing some chicken breasts and then combining
them somehow, hopefully without a lot of frying.



anyway

Posted by: yankeefifth

Oh, I know! Beaver makes this hot sweet mustard that will knock your socks off! Mix it with some kind of alcohol, and it will probably do the trick.

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 05:36 PM (mKMj1)

333 "I don't get how the popular culturegetaway with the memeshe is somehow "all that." My kids would disown me if I dressed like that."

Well sure, that and the fact that Obama pontificates about how horrible Rush is for saying bad things about poor Sandra Fluke but has no problem with a rabid attack dog like Maher saying the most reprehensible things imaginable about any woman that disagrees with him politically.

He is thinking of his own daughters, after all..

Sheesh.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:37 PM (R5yLq)

334 My kids would disown me if I dressed like that.

Posted by: madamex

I keep thinking my mother would cry, "You're not going out like *that*, are you?!"

Then I wonder, since her mother lives with them, why she hasn't done so?

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 05:38 PM (mKMj1)

335 Y'all need to be careful where you're steppin' here.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 05:29 PM (SsG4J)

Miss Tammy! You're back!

"Straight, black, and nekkid."

open envelope

how yankeefifth likes his scotch, coffee, and woman.

if I were not married you could jumble those up in pretty much any order you wanted, but now that I am married getting one of those things in the wrong order is gonna earn me more stitches than a baseball.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

336 Wrestlemania tonight.
WWE's youtube channel is showing the dark match for free @ 6:30. Just search youtube for wwe.

Dark match is the warm-up comic of wrestling. It's a match to get the crowd hyped up before the PPV show goes live.

UFC often shows their prelim fights on Facebook for free, WWE finally copied that idea. Smart.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 01, 2012 05:38 PM (ZPrif)

337 anyone have a good recipe for a mustard sauce I can use on chicken?

Like a barbeque sauce?

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 05:38 PM (GTbGH)

338 Oh, I know! Beaver makes this hot sweet mustard that will knock your socks off! Mix it with some kind of alcohol, and it will probably do the trick.
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 05:36 PM (mKMj1)

tell me more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:39 PM (Z9EHQ)

339 A fawning commenter at Michelle Obama Fashion over that outfit:

Wow - what a nice choice for this event. Youthful yet sophisticated.
Perfect for a young First Lady traveling to an entertainment industry
event with her daughters. Kudos to Mrs. O on this one. Does anybody
have info on the designer or store?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:39 PM (UOM48)

340 http://www.michellesmirror.com/
That's the best site for MO snark. They said that the outfit is an not an April Fool's joke.

Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:40 PM (1zsKV)

341 And I know it's easy to bash WWE, but it's one of the few forms of entertainment that doesn't openly insult conservatives and right-wingers. It's generally pretty patriotic. And the independent contractor nature of the wrestlers means they tend to be kinda libertarian-ish.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at April 01, 2012 05:40 PM (ZPrif)

342 339
A fawning commenter at Michelle Obama Fashion over that outfit:

Wow - what a nice choice for this event. Youthful yet sophisticated.

Perfect for a young First Lady traveling to an entertainment industry

event with her daughters. Kudos to Mrs. O on this one. Does anybody

have info on the designer or store?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:39 PM (UOM4


Gonna go throw up now.....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:40 PM (PWwbk)

343 Everyone be exceptionally careful out there. Adulterated steel is out to get you.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 05:40 PM (7utQ2)

344 "The person, of exceptionally good credit, with multiple six figure bank balance and pensions, purported to me that he/she was hired by the gov't to perform the analysis. One would assume that the gov't gave the specs to said individual."

Umm.. well I guess the first part of this that really stands out is that if the person were to make that much money analyzing metal for a living I would think they would know that you wouldn't use an electron microscope to determine such a thing, most likely a piece of equipment more along the lines of a mass spectrometer would be in order.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:40 PM (R5yLq)

345 The person, of exceptionally good credit, with multiple six figure bank balance and pensions, purported to me that he/she was hired by the gov't to perform the analysis. One would assume that the gov't gave the specs to said individual.
----

Is that the same government that knocked the towers down in the first place? What did they say when he told them about the copper contaminates?

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 05:41 PM (UpwlP)

346 328 If a mob comes at you, shoot the leaders and tell the cops that you feared for your life.

It helps to have a can or two of pepper spray (or even Bear Mace) on-hand ... spraying 3 or 4 fools first is psychologically easy, and may be enough. If it isn't, then start shooting.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 01, 2012 05:41 PM (fU+8O)

347 I just found out about a local story that would be a nice counter to Martin/Zimmerman if it were to go national.

In Lewisville, TX, a kindergarten teacher just successfully donated a kidney to the father of one of her students. Father and son are black and the teacher is white.

The boy was late to school one day in February, and the Mom wrote a note to the teacher explaining the father had been on dialysis for two years and they thought a donor had been located, so the boy was kept out of school because the family hoped for a transplant that day. The kidney turned out to be damaged.

The teacher started asking some questions about how to help the family, ended up being tested herself, and was found to be a match. Teacher and Dad are recuperating now after a successful transplant. Nice, heartwarming story. Let's see if the MSM bites.



Posted by: Mayday at April 01, 2012 05:42 PM (orrLR)

348 " Everyone be exceptionally careful out there. Adulterated steel is out to get you."

Well I try not to judge to harshly if I can avoid it, and certainly if this Steel is having extra marital relations it's none of my concern.

But I must admit it does sound scary.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:42 PM (R5yLq)

349 Michelle, she's a goddess or something.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:31 PM (UOM4
Oh, good one, Jane! I particularly like the top pic, where you can see the line where her boxer shorts end, lol!!
Taylor Swift looks amazing, I love her dress!

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 05:42 PM (w407e)

350 Miss Tammy, SoS, Dianna,

I try to avoid gang-thanking, but thank you all. I am adding them to the collection. I will let you know how my reproduction is.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:43 PM (Z9EHQ)

351 Yes, it was copper from a rogue steel mill in Slovakia to blame for the collapse of the WTC and not two airliners loaded with JP8 slamming into them.

Excuse me while I use my home electron microscope to check these Wheat Thins for weevils.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 05:43 PM (7utQ2)

352 I don't know about using an electron microscope but, a lot of information can be gleaned about the composition and state of iron and steel by looking at a fracture. One of the marvels of iron and steel is how much difference you can change it's properties by how you treat it.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 05:43 PM (GTbGH)

353 "if I were not married you could jumble those up in pretty much any order you wanted, but now that I am married getting one of those things in the wrong order is gonna earn me more stitches than a baseball."

Well that doesn't even take into account Thor and his broomstick, lying in waiting for you in the tall grass.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:44 PM (R5yLq)

354 Peaches. Read the comments, they're priceless. They never allow any negative comments or snark, unfortunately.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:44 PM (UOM48)

355 anyone have a good recipe for a mustard sauce I can use on chicken?

Like a barbeque sauce?
Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 05:38 PM (GTbGH)

yeah but with more burn. something that cleans your sinuses like fresh wasabi.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:44 PM (Z9EHQ)

356 "I try to avoid gang-thanking"

Well as a fellow conservative I suppose I should thank you for at least trying to keep your contraceptive costs under control..

lol..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:45 PM (R5yLq)

357 Umm.. well I guess the first part of this that really stands out is that if the person were to make that much money analyzing metal for a living I would think they would know that you wouldn't use an electron microscope to determine such a thing, most likely a piece of equipment more along the lines of a mass spectrometer would be in order.

Well, I was a gov't contractor for years, and I never argued with them about ways to save money or ways to do things cheaper. I know that using standard financial ratios in regards to income vs mortgage the person was making 200k plus per year -- and this was many years ago. You don't pull that kind of coin by being dumb or saying "I have an idea that will save you a lot of money!!!111!!!"

You take the money, and do the job. Period.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 05:45 PM (phlKA)

358 324 It's not that horror on Drudge, is it?Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:29 PMYup.
Posted by: MrScribbler at April 01, 2012 05:32 PM (MQc8e)

reckon why she would dress like a crack whore at a kids event?

Posted by: Racefan at April 01, 2012 05:45 PM (btNFM)

359 Posted by: Mayday at April 01, 2012 05:42 PM (orrLR)
WHITEY BAAAAAAD (unless MSM, hollywood, or exceptable whitey).

Posted by: madamex at April 01, 2012 05:45 PM (1zsKV)

360 352
I don't know about using an electron microscope but, a lot of
information can be gleaned about the composition and state of iron and
steel by looking at a fracture. One of the marvels of iron and steel is
how much difference you can change it's properties by how you treat it.


Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 05:43 PM (GTbGH)



Unlike certain people....

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 05:45 PM (PWwbk)

361 tell me more.

Posted by: yankeefifth

Seriously? Because chicken and mustard are a match made in heaven. I'm not much for cooking, but when I lived alone, I made more chicken with mustard marinades and glazes and sauces than I care to think about.

If you really want to blow your head off, get some of the Chinese dry mustard, some white wine, some rice-wine vinegar and olive oil, maybe throw in some sesame seeds and lemon. Mix really thoroughly, throw into a ziplock bag with a chicken breast. Make sure to turn it over a few times. Throw the whole thing in a very hot skillet. Cook. Remove chicken breast. Deglaze pan with some more white wine, throw in a little more of anything that smells or sounds good. Reduce for about 10 minutes, then dump said sauce over chicken breast, rice and veggies.

It's a half-hour, cradle to grave cooking, and it's heavenly!

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 05:46 PM (mKMj1)

362 "Well, I was a gov't contractor for years, and I never argued with them about ways to save money or ways to do things cheaper."

Umm.. well an electron microscope is a lot more expensive than your average mass spectrometer, and analyzing any sort of metal under such a microscope wouldn't be more cost effective because it really wouldn't tell you much of anything, much less copper content.

So not to go out on a limb here or anything, but it sounds to me like your "friend" is full of shit.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:47 PM (R5yLq)

363 One of the marvels of iron and steel is how much difference you can change it's properties by how you treat it.

For instance, you could slam a couple of large passenger jets loaded with JP8 into it and check for property changes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 05:47 PM (7utQ2)

364 It helps to have a can or two of pepper spray (or even Bear Mace) on-hand ... spraying 3 or 4 fools first is psychologically easy, and may be enough. If it isn't, then start shooting.Posted by: Arbalest at April 01, 2012 05:41 PM (fU+8O) I'll never understand the obsession with non-lethal force. If you're being attacked, the attacker has forfeited his right to life. I'd say that goes double with a mob. Bear mace is what you use AFTER all the bullets are gone and you need to fight your way to some ammo.

Posted by: Reactionary at April 01, 2012 05:47 PM (jfeoD)

365 353 "if I were not married you could jumble those up in pretty much any order you wanted, but now that I am married getting one of those things in the wrong order is gonna earn me more stitches than a baseball."

Well that doesn't even take into account Thor and his broomstick, lying in waiting for you in the tall grass.. lol
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:44 PM (R5yLq)

SoS, not to nitpick but it is a broomball stick. I get the sense that you live in a warm clime. If you have never played broomball I will understand. it is like a heavy duty mop handle with a giant block on the end - kind a modern day war club. you get drunk and then run around on a hockey rink in boots playing hockey for subtards. fun and danger all in one.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:48 PM (Z9EHQ)

366 You don't pull that kind of coin by being dumb

Soledad O'Brien on line one.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 05:49 PM (7utQ2)

367 WHITEY BAAAAAAD (unless MSM, hollywood, or exceptable whitey).


Well, she is a teacher, so she's a government employee and perhaps union. Does that help? I don't know though, the cognitive dissonance might confuse the MSM.

Posted by: Mayday at April 01, 2012 05:49 PM (orrLR)

368 For instance, you could slam a couple of large passenger jets loaded with JP8 into it and check for property changes.

That could certainly anneal it.

Posted by: toby928© at April 01, 2012 05:50 PM (GTbGH)

369 Peaches. Read the comments, they're priceless. They never allow any negative comments or snark, unfortunately.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at April 01, 2012 05:44 PM (UOM4

Jane, there's another one -- haven't looked at it in ages, but google (insert the tone'd one's name here)'s Mirror. They're not 100% on her cheer squad over there.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 05:51 PM (w407e)

370 "SoS, not to nitpick but it is a broomball stick. I get the sense that you live in a warm clime. If you have never played broomball I will understand. it is like a heavy duty mop handle with a giant block on the end - kind a modern day war club. you get drunk and then run around on a hockey rink in boots playing hockey for subtards. fun and danger all in one. "

Lol - Well my clime is warm in the summer, life numbing cold in the winter. Midwest. Go figure. But no broomball played here ever to my knowledge.

However if you are the sort that enjoy picking nits, I say more power to you! I might even have a recipe or two lying around for them.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:51 PM (R5yLq)

371 From this moment forward, I'm going to have to see each of your credit scores before I read your comments.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 05:51 PM (7utQ2)

372 " From this moment forward, I'm going to have to see each of your credit scores before I read your comments."

Ok, well I've never borrowed trillions and blew most of it on a solar energy debacle. Does that qualify me?

Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:53 PM (R5yLq)

373 Seriously? Because chicken and mustard are a match made in heaven. I'm not much for cooking, but when I lived alone, I made more chicken with mustard marinades and glazes and sauces than I care to think about.

If you really want to blow your head off, get some of the Chinese dry mustard, some white wine, some rice-wine vinegar and olive oil, maybe throw in some sesame seeds and lemon. Mix really thoroughly, throw into a ziplock bag with a chicken breast. Make sure to turn it over a few times. Throw the whole thing in a very hot skillet. Cook. Remove chicken breast. Deglaze pan with some more white wine, throw in a little more of anything that smells or sounds good. Reduce for about 10 minutes, then dump said sauce over chicken breast, rice and veggies.

It's a half-hour, cradle to grave cooking, and it's heavenly!
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 05:46 PM (mKMj1)

listen I bake. precise lists of ingredients measured precisely and combined as directed and baked for so long. I do not have any natural talent for cooking beyond being able to follow a recipe. I also have a tendency to over cook out of an abundance of caution in my ongoing war against microbes.

I have made some things before but the sauces wind up a little thicker than I would like. I do not have a good example in mind but I would like it to be readily apparent to everyone dining that there was indeed a sauce and not just spices burned into the chicken.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:54 PM (Z9EHQ)

374 So not to go out on a limb here or anything, but it sounds to me like your "friend" is full of shit.

I guess I could give credence to a person with that sort of financial acumen to acquire that sort of yearly earnings, bank balance, pension balance, etc or I could consider the opinion of someone on an AOL dial-up connection living in a double wide down by the river.

That's not too tough, logic-wise.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 05:56 PM (phlKA)

375 I also have a tendency to over cook out of an abundance of caution in my ongoing war against microbes.

Who has the lead on that these days? EPA? ATF? IRS? Energy?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 05:56 PM (7utQ2)

376 I've never heard of wealthy guys who were bullshit artists.

It's inconceivable!

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 05:56 PM (sc8NO)

377 Lol - Well my clime is warm in the summer, life numbing cold in the winter. Midwest. Go figure. But no broomball played here ever to my knowledge.

However if you are the sort that enjoy picking nits, I say more power to you! I might even have a recipe or two lying around for them.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:51 PM (R5yLq)

no, no, mostly interested in preserving Miss Tammy' s Thor's honor. I did not intend to give the impression he was running around with a broomstick or something girly, like a caramel frappacino, he had something more akin to a war club.

mind numbing cold? I envy you. I am a big fan of mind numbing cold. all we get in nyc is wind, sometimes mixed with rain.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 05:57 PM (Z9EHQ)

378 Here are some easy bbq sauces: http://is.gd/CGB1yc

Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna at April 01, 2012 05:57 PM (GTbGH)

379 371
From this moment forward, I'm going to have to see each of your credit scores before I read your comments.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

My credit score has been known to make strong men faint....

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 05:57 PM (mKMj1)

380 I guess I could give credence to a person with that sort of financial
acumen to acquire that sort of yearly earnings, bank balance, pension
balance, etc or I could consider the opinion of someone on an AOL
dial-up connection living in a double wide down by the river.


Yes, because there is zero engineering, financial, or (insert whatever level of intertube connection here) acumen around the HQ. None.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 05:58 PM (7utQ2)

381 No worries yankeefifth, if it's a touch to thick add a touch more wine.

If it's a little to thin add a bit more heavy cream, heat it up and then let it stand for a few minutes. That will normally thicken it quite nicely.

If it's a bit too "BLAM" in your face, a touch of extra lemon juice usually mellows it out nicely.

If it's a little too timid, a splash of pepper (black, red, or maybe both) will make it bolder.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:59 PM (R5yLq)

382 I have made some things before but the sauces wind
up a little thicker than I would like. I do not have a good example in
mind but I would like it to be readily apparent to everyone dining that
there was indeed a sauce and not just spices burned into the chicken.

Posted by: yankeefifth

Oh, I'm not that kind of cook, so I'm not much help. I started with the basic marinade recipe from Fannie Farmer's, and went on from there.

Now it's time to go shop for dinner. See you all!

Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:00 PM (mKMj1)

383 Here are some easy bbq sauces: http://is.gd/CGB1yc
Posted by: toby928© Perrykrishna at April 01, 2012 05:57 PM (GTbGH)

hey, those look really good, especially the two from the carolinas.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:00 PM (Z9EHQ)

384 "My credit score has been known to make strong men faint...."

Woah.. back up people.. back up.. feeling woozy here...

lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:01 PM (R5yLq)

385 Oh, I'm not that kind of cook, so I'm not much help. I started with the basic marinade recipe from Fannie Farmer's, and went on from there.

Now it's time to go shop for dinner. See you all!
Posted by: Dianna at April 01, 2012 06:00 PM (mKMj1)

see you.

I am off to do the same in a minute.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:01 PM (Z9EHQ)

386 Speaking of recipes, Jane D'oh, I love your Hawaiian banana bread recipe. The last time I made it I accidentally put a lot more pineapple in, and added blueberries too as you suggested (a long time ago!) and it was great.

Have you ever included coconut? I'm thinking of throwing some in next time I make it, which may be soon since I have some over-ripe bananas on hand. Thanks so much for posting that recipe a while ago.

Posted by: Mayday at April 01, 2012 06:01 PM (orrLR)

387 My credit score has been known to make strong men faint...

I am a weak, weak man.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 06:02 PM (7utQ2)

388 I guess I could give credence to a person with that sort of financial acumen to acquire that sort of yearly earnings, bank balance, pension balance, etc or I could consider the opinion of someone on an AOL dial-up connection living in a double wide down by the river.

That's not too tough, logic-wise.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 05:56 PM (phlKA)
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Apparently it IS too tough, logic wise. What part of bank balance, housing location and ISP provider is directly relevant to metallurgical knowledge.

Posted by: Jimmah at April 01, 2012 06:02 PM (UpwlP)

389 If it's a little too timid, a splash of pepper (black, red, or maybe both) will make it bolder.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 05:59 PM (R5yLq)

there we go. sometimes more is more.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:02 PM (Z9EHQ)

390 he had
something more akin to a war club.


Oh, he's got a war club, baby, yes indeed he does! And he knows what to do with it!

And he drinks ice blended mochas with 2 extra shots and whipped cream on a regular basis. It's our Friday and Saturday night treat.

Do please feel free to come taunt his 280 pound, 6 and a half foot ass about his masculinity any time!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:02 PM (SsG4J)

391 Copper's way more expensive than iron. Why the fuck would anyone, even weird crazy mysterious foreigners, add
more than the necessary amount to a particular grade of steel?

Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 06:02 PM (sc8NO)

392 "I guess I could give credence to a person with that sort of financial acumen to acquire that sort of yearly earnings"

Well I guess I couldn't, because I've never seen his bank balance. Even if I had, if the guy came to me and told me he worked on the space shuttle and repaired one of their onboard computers using a spatula - well, my first reaction would naturally be to laugh and say horseshit. I wouldn't care if the guy had a nice bank account. Horseshit is still horseshit.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:03 PM (R5yLq)

393 Posted by: Waterhouse at April 01, 2012 06:02 PM (sc8NO)

Shut up, hayseed dial upper.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 06:05 PM (7utQ2)

394 "Oh, he's got a war club, baby, yes indeed he does! And he knows what to do with it!
"

Which apparently is lie in the tall grass and wait till Yankeefifth comes running by, and then bean him with it.

Must be one of those whacky Canadian sports I've just never quite been able to figure out.. lol

"Do please feel free to come taunt his 280 pound, 6 and a half foot ass about his masculinity any time! "

Actually I get the impression he and I would have a damn good time doing exactly that..

Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:05 PM (R5yLq)

395 My credit score has been known to make strong men faint...


Baby girl, you are entirely too modest..... it ain't your credit score that's makin' 'em faint!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:05 PM (SsG4J)

396 Yes, because there is zero engineering, financial, or (insert whatever level of intertube connection here) acumen around the HQ. None.

Yes, but what I'm seeing is people who seem to be arguing that 'the government would never do something so expensive when there are cheaper ways to do the same thing'.

I'm not sure in what alternative reality I'd have to be in to swallow that kind of thinking.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 06:05 PM (phlKA)

397 hey, hey, now no need to be gettin all riled up there Missy. Simply pointing out that Thor has a soft side is no offense. He has more than enough points on his man card to afford a few nice things here and there. hell, the from what I hear he has more than enough points to wear a bustier and heels and prance around like zero and have more points on his card that r lee ermey and john wayne. not that he would.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:07 PM (Z9EHQ)

398 "Yes, but what I'm seeing is people who seem to be arguing that 'the government would never do something so expensive when there are cheaper ways to do the same thing"

Might I recommend a reading comprehension course perhaps?

What I have said has nothing to do with the government not spending enough money to do such a study. What I have said is that your "friend" claimed he was using a tool to do a job that would never be used in the manner described.

In short, what you were told, was bullshit. Apologies, for some strange reason I was actually trying to be tactful. I guess as a result my point was lost.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:09 PM (R5yLq)

399 Yes, but what I'm seeing is people who seem to be arguing that 'the
government would never do something so expensive when there are cheaper
ways to do the same thing'.


No. What was said was "electron microscope for that job was BS and the grade of steel had zero to do with the collapse."

Nice try at whole cloth invention, but fail. Thanks for playing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 06:10 PM (7utQ2)

400 enough points to wear a bustier and heels and prance around

When he finds out you've been over here window peepin', your ass is done for! He is a little touchy on the high heel issue. He has such a hard time finding them to fit.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:10 PM (SsG4J)

401 364 Posted by: Reactionary at April 01, 2012 05:47 PM (jfeoD)

I'll never understand the obsession with non-lethal force. If you're being attacked, the attacker has forfeited his right to life. I'd say that goes double with a mob. Bear mace is what you use AFTER all the bullets are gone and you need to fight your way to some ammo.

There's a spectrum of "being attacked" ... one guy, or maybe more, running at you weilding a weaponwith clear intent, to one or more guys casually walking ... on a public sidewalk ...in your direction... intent is not clearly displayed ... what then?

"If you're being attacked, the attacker has forfeited his right to life." Mostly agreed, but sometimes emerging victorious requires a dfferent strategy.

There was a thread here a few weeks ago, discussing lethal force, and how very many of us have a deep revulsion against using it. I haven't faced a situation like that ever, and have come, slightly close, maybe twice.

But discretely pulling out a can of pepper spray and getting ready to use it ... is there ANY psychological barrier? There's very little chance of facing a DA as a result, and there's no ballistics or traceability. Operating it is easy ... simply graffiti the first 2 or 3, maybe 4 guys, and reduce the odds: might get 5:1 down to 2:1 or 1:1.

This looks like a winning strategy in many cases; the assaultgets stopped, you get extra time to decide what to do, and then take action. If you're still facing 3:1 or worse, then you have a problem, and stronger measures are needed.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 01, 2012 06:11 PM (fU+8O)

402 Heh. Great Britain tourism spot.

Come for the Olympics, stay for the sharia.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 06:12 PM (7utQ2)

403 In short, what you were told, was bullshit. Apologies, for some strange reason I was actually trying to be tactful. I guess as a result my point was lost.

'Electron microscopes are used to observe a wide range of biological and inorganic specimens including microorganisms, cells, large molecules, biopsy samples, metals, and crystals. Industrially, the electron microscope is often used for quality control and failure analysis.'

Failure analysis. Could any two words better describe the Twin Towers? I assume you have enough search engine acumen to find that paragraph. Perhaps I assume too much.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 06:14 PM (phlKA)

404 I guess when they made that Navy boat thingie out the Twin Towers steel they didn't think about removing the copper, or hell, if inferior building steel would even float!

Posted by: Fritz at April 01, 2012 06:14 PM (KWdVT)

405 enough points to wear a bustier and heels and prance around

When he finds out you've been over here window peepin', your ass is done for! He is a little touchy on the high heel issue. He has such a hard time finding them to fit.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:10 PM (SsG4J)

no lucite platform heels - those are only for strippers.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

406 Planck,

Ok, I'm not a metalurgist. However I have done more than a bit of welding in my day.

When you heat several different metals and blend them together, they create an what is called an alloy. Steel, by itself, is one such alloy.

While you might be able to determine if a metal was present while looking at it in extreme magnification, if you could it would be by extreme luck alone and only if a portion of that metal had not blended properly into the alloy.

An electron microscope could not be used to determine how much copper would be in such an alloy. Anyone who told you otherwise is full of shit. Hopefully that clears that up, because honestly the topic has become about as much fun as watching paint dry.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:18 PM (R5yLq)

407 "no lucite platform heels - those are only for strippers."

Why does everyone always say that like it's a bad thing?

Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:19 PM (R5yLq)

408 no lucite platform heels - those are only for strippers.

You seem to know an uncommon lot about strippers, there, mister yankeefifth. I didn't realize they had special shoes!

His dream is to find a pair of thigh high patent leather boots, but it's hard to find them to fit over the tree-trunks that are his calves and thighs...

damn, I may have to go away again.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:19 PM (SsG4J)

409 403 In short, what you were told, was bullshit. Apologies, for some strange reason I was actually trying to be tactful. I guess as a result my point was lost. 'Electron microscopes are used to observe a wide range of biological and inorganic specimens including microorganisms, cells, large molecules, biopsy samples, metals, and crystals. Industrially, the electron microscope is often used for quality control and failure analysis.' Failure analysis. Could any two words better describe the Twin Towers? I assume you have enough search engine acumen to find that paragraph. Perhaps I assume too much.
Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 06:14 PM (phlKA)
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Well, I was going to argue back, but my credit rating has a blemish on it concerning my lack of steel forging skills.

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 06:19 PM (UpwlP)

410 "His dream is to find a pair of thigh high patent leather boots, but it's hard to find them to fit over the tree-trunks that are his calves and thighs..."

Ok, that scares me a lot more than any talk of a warhammer.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:22 PM (R5yLq)

411 no lucite platform heels - those are only for strippers.

You seem to know an uncommon lot about strippers, there, mister yankeefifth. I didn't realize they had special shoes!

His dream is to find a pair of thigh high patent leather boots, but it's hard to find them to fit over the tree-trunks that are his calves and thighs...

damn, I may have to go away again.
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:19 PM (SsG4J)

well I have a couple of things going on on the side - I need a few sources of income besides posting here. what size does he wear?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 01, 2012 06:24 PM (Z9EHQ)

412 Jane D'oh: "She's dressed like a Star Wars character. Those thighs......eeek."

Look! The Emperor has no clothes!

And the Empress has awful ones!

Posted by: Child in the Crowd at April 01, 2012 06:25 PM (eHIJJ)

413 Ok, that scares me a lot more than any talk of a warhammer.. lol

As it should SoS as it should. He does have the most fabulous thighs. Thighs of steel. Even under a special super deluxe government issued tax payer funded e-lectron microscope they'd show nuthin' but yummy. No foul copper alloy there, I assure you.

yankee, he wears a size 16 shoe. But his calves and thighs are larger proportionately, especially when he starts in riding his bike regularly. His thighs get so big he can't pull his jeans up over them, mercy sakes.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at April 01, 2012 06:29 PM (SsG4J)

414 What he probably saw on the steel i-beam was the copper that melted in the fire. I've worked at a brass casting foundry, and if you set a piece of copper in front of the flame going into the tundish, within 5 minutes it will be a puddle of copper.

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 06:31 PM (UpwlP)

415 Top Obama campaign donor accused of fraud . . . I'm shocked, I tell ya, shocked.

Posted by: Peaches at April 01, 2012 06:32 PM (w407e)

416 Also, the metal ladles we used to pull slag out of the furnace, for some reason would break down and be a little nub of steel by the end of the shift. Even though brass is several hundred degrees below the melting point of the steel.

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 06:33 PM (UpwlP)

417 This looks like a winning strategy in many cases; the assaultgets stopped, you get extra time to decide what to do, and then take action. If you're still facing 3:1 or worse, then you have a problem, and stronger measures are needed.
Posted by: Arbalest at April 01, 2012 06:11 PM (fU+8O) ------------------------------Fair enough. I can see this, from a tactical standpoint. I guess I'm just over-senstive about the subject. I tire of being told that people who attack others should be handled with kid gloves. I would prefer to live in a society where going after someone, with the intent of beating them or worse, could be expected to result in death. Nobody should feel badabout defending himself with lethal force.If nothing else, this would cut down a little on the scum population. Of where we have a limitless supply.

Posted by: Reactionary at April 01, 2012 06:37 PM (jfeoD)

418 To those who may be interested in the report of the steel used in the Twin Towers and have the time to wade through a government publication:

http://www.nist.gov/customcf/get_pdf.cfm?pub_id=101017

I'm sure you'll notice the names of the two long time American companies, Kawasaki Steel and Nippon Steel mentioned. It's kind of interesting as they used a lower grade steel as the building floor increased. Supplied by those two long-time American companies. What floors got hit again?

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 06:40 PM (phlKA)

419 "As it should SoS as it should. He does have the most fabulous thighs. Thighs of steel. Even under a special super deluxe government issued tax payer funded e-lectron microscope they'd show nuthin' but yummy. No foul copper alloy there, I assure you. "

Ok.. well, hmm.. I'm going to take your word for it and not even ask for a credit check on the guy running the electron microscope.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:43 PM (R5yLq)

420 It's kind of interesting as they used a lower grade steel as the building floor increased. Supplied by those two long-time American companies. What floors got hit again?
Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 06:40 PM (phlKA)
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Probably because the upper floors aren't holding up the lower floors. So, no, not too interesting.

Posted by: Jimma at April 01, 2012 06:47 PM (UpwlP)

421 Probably because the upper floors aren't holding up the lower floors. So, no, not too interesting.

D'uh, yeah, I think anyone could decipher that with a simple knowledge of physics. But the point was that once you got above a certain floor it is no longer American steel in question.

Just where did the catastrophic collapse begin?

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 06:51 PM (phlKA)

422 " To those who may be interested in the report of the steel used in the Twin Towers and have the time to wade through a government publication: "

Ok, dumbass. Seriously. These buildings were hit by jetliners full of jet fuel. Massive impact. Huge, intense fire. It is a fucking miracle they stood standing as long as they did, regardless.

The most common alloys of steel are iron of course, combined with manganese, nickel, chromium, molybdenum, vanadium, silicon, and boron.

Copper is used in some steel alloy's but it's fairly uncommon - because as someone else mentioned it's expensive. If as you maintain they used a weaker alloy for the upper floors to save costs, then it would make no fucking sense for them to increase the copper content. That would drive the cost of the steel way up, not down.

As for your friend, he is obviously a lying sack of shit. I don't care what his credit score is - nor does it logically follow that someone with money in the bank or a good credit score is by nature beyond reproach. A lot of politicians have healthy credit scores and big bank accounts, and they are still full of shit. Just like your "friend".

So please, take your tiresome conspiracy theories and shove them up your ass. If that seems a little over the top, well tough. I tried being nice about this in the beginning and you continue to insist on rejecting reality and common sense in favor of your ridiculous conspiracy theory.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:53 PM (R5yLq)

423 Reactionary:

Iagree with almost all of what you say, amd mostly in your words, and I too have become sensitized, at least indirectly, to the topic of self-defense. But I've found that analyzing intermediate options has a lot of value, and frequently gives better results.

When I go out for a walk in the late evening,I carry pepper spray and a walking stick or cane. I've had mouth from a passingcardirected at me once or twice over the last few years, and one vagrant kinda-sorta tried me. I figure that if I have to respond, tagging the problems with pepper spray is easy, fast and effective ... and probably unexpected ... I'm much "readier" than they are, and than they expect me to be.

And ifI have to do more as a response, a good spanking with a cane is quite effective ... I have little hesitation pwning the fool's belt-buckle,earrings,boots, "grille", leather jacket, shades,hood and trunkornaments, license plates, ... anything of value, on eBay.

Posted by: Arbalest at April 01, 2012 07:00 PM (fU+8O)

424 Hey, remember when all those Japanese buildings collapsed die to them not knowing how to make good steel?

Holy shit, dude--give it a rest. There was 200,000 TONS of steel in the WTC. It all fell. Two big planes. Lots of fuel. Boom. This is not hard.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2012 07:01 PM (7utQ2)

425 So please, take your tiresome conspiracy theories and shove them up your ass. If that seems a little over the top, well tough. I tried being nice about this in the beginning and you continue to insist on rejecting reality and common sense in favor of your ridiculous conspiracy theory.

You know what? I've read your little self-report piece of workplace fiction the past week or two and thought you were so full of shit your eyes must be glowing brown. I guess you're enjoying the glow of the gullible. But I think your nic is entirely appropriate.

Btw: I used to recycle metals. Right across the street was a steel mill. People making all of $6 dollars an hour were responsible for separating the steel from the copper, so excuse me if I have less then overwhelming enthusiasm for their desire or ability to separate the two in the interest of their employer.

As for the 'conspiracy theorist' BS, that wasn't what your mother was screaming last night as I plowed her ass.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 07:05 PM (phlKA)

426
Btw: I used to recycle metals. Right across the street was a steel mill. People making all of $6 dollars an hour were responsible for separating the steel from the copper, so excuse me if I have less then overwhelming enthusiasm for their desire or ability to separate the two in the interest of their employer.








Magnets........how do they work???????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 01, 2012 07:08 PM (FIE/L)

427 Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 06:53 PM (R5yLq)

i tried on #318....no luck

Posted by: model_1066 at April 01, 2012 07:09 PM (PWwbk)

428 Lol..

Well, your reply told me everything I need to know about you Planck. I think it's safe to say your 15 minutes are up now.

My regards to your "friend" and his electron microscope. The special government version that can somehow differentiate copper from other metals that have been melted together to form an alloy that is - amazing piece of equipment. I'm sure it will be a big seller - well assuming Fantasy Island ever decides to become a scientific research center.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:15 PM (R5yLq)

429 People should make a living wage...NYT has it about 23 dollars per hour. plus benefits.

Posted by: LiberalLeftist at April 01, 2012 07:15 PM (P3ww6)

430 "i tried on #318....no luck"

Rotfl.. missed that one on the first roll through - but if anything I think yours was much better and too the point than anything I wrote.

At first I was just trying to be nice and point out to the guy that what his friend told him just doesn't make any sense.

But rather than leave it alone he had to just keep beating that dead horse, so ya, finally I just flat out called it horseshit. Oh well. I don't think anyone reading any of this is going to be fooled at this point, so mission accomplished. Moving on. Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:17 PM (R5yLq)

431 "Magnets........how do they work???????"

Rotflmao

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at April 01, 2012 07:18 PM (R5yLq)

432 The person, of exceptionally good credit, with
multiple six figure bank balance and pensions, purported to me that
he/she was hired by the gov't to perform the analysis. One would assume
that the gov't gave the specs to said individual.


Posted by: Planck Constant at April 01, 2012 05:35 PM (phlKA)

Does his pad smell of rich mahogany and many leather bound books?

Posted by: Red Shirt at April 01, 2012 10:15 PM (FIDMq)

433 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at April 01, 2012 10:17 PM (7W3wI)

434 So many police are thuggish, stupid, and/or look the other way assholes.

Posted by: Random at April 01, 2012 11:35 PM (RfeVC)

435 The Police?

One of my favorite bands of the 1980s.

"Zenyatta Mondatta", "Ghost in the Machine", "Synchronicity": I celebrate their entire catalogue.

Why would anyone want to target them?

Posted by: Hayabusa at April 02, 2012 01:05 AM (B+qrE)

436 My business used to perform some contracting for the US Government -- less then a million a year but still an important customer. I would occasionally get a call instead of receiving a packet of bid specs because they were unable to get a bid on an item. Usually there was something a little 'off' in the specifications, but I'd enter a fudge factor into the quote to cover possible re-do. When the item would arrive and I'd discover that I could not possibly -- nor could anyone in the industry produce the product to the tolerance in the specs -- I'd call the manufacturer of the electronic equipment that my product had to work with and review the specs. Invariably they would back down if I'd start to pin them as to producing something with a tolerance of less then +- .003 if I questioned them about the room temperature and humidity of the conditions and they'd finally state the real reason for that spec which then usually could be produced at little or no risk. I knew it would be producing something 'out of spec' but I determined the risk as being nearly nonexistent.

This is all only background. I do not find it incredible in the least that an ASTM spec for the steel used in a 100 story skyscraper would not permit any copper in the product. Nor that an electron microscope would determine that some copper was found, thereby making the steel 'out of spec'. Nor incredible at the least that the government -- who I had performed millions of dollars of work for decades would be testing the integrity of the steel used in a building that failed at a cost of billions and thousands of lives.

A couple of you are jerking each others cocks like little boys. Grow the hell up and get off my (rather expansive) lawn.

Posted by: Planck Constant at April 02, 2012 02:42 PM (phlKA)






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