Overnight Open Thread (3-27-2012)

The Inconvenient Chart

Via Prof. Jacobson at Legal Insurrection comes the chart that no one wants to talk about - because it serves no one's agenda.

This is the breakdown by race of murdered victims versus the race of the killer taken from the FBI's 2009 statistics.

fbimurderchart

And it turns out that in general whites kill whites, blacks kill blacks, and 'others' kill 'others'. Which isn't all that surprising given how people tend to segregate themselves socially.

Cross-racial murder is surprisingly rare. So if you're a white murder murder victim, the odds are 84% that your killer was also white. And if you're a black victim, the odds go up to 90% that the killer was also black.

But this doesn't fit the usual narratives and agendas so no one talks about it.

Like Hiking But Too Lazy To Leave Your Computer?

Well Nature Valley has now launched a street-view-style tour of national parks that lets you virtually hike entire trails:

The Nature Valley Trail View website provides a step by step tour of 300 miles (482 km) of trails in three of America's most popular, iconic parks - Grand Canyon National Park, Great Smoky Mountains National Park and Yellowstone National Park. While other websites - including the National Park Service's site - offer virtual tours of various park highlights, Nature Valley claims its site is the first to capture every step of each trail. It even uses a 360-degree camera, allowing site users to "turn their head" and experience the entire panorama that each trail offers.

naturevalleytrailview

Quote of the Day

If Scotland were independent, Scottish Labour politicians would never reach London; and Scotland is too small a stage upon which to display their abilities. Those who wreck economies in accordance with an ideology always seek to do so on the widest possible scale.

The Floating Anti-Pirate Armories

So you're a private security firm that has teams guarding ships from pirates, so where do you store all your weapons? On floating armories of course:

The practice of storing large caches of weaponry in international water is popular because it constitutes a legal grey area wherein few countries have laws or abide treaties dictating what is allowed 12 miles out to sea-whether it's enough guns to take over Somalia or your run-of-the-mill monkey knife fight. The armories also provide easier access to supplies, allowing security forces to respond more quickly to ships under attack. Patrol ships will pick up arms when entering dangerous waters, then drop them off again when they complete their patrol. This avoids the need to dock escort ships in foreign ports, some of which, like Egypt and Yemen, are less than thrilled to see armed foreigners on their docks.

Private-Arsenal-Ships-in-the-Fight-Against-Piracy

Mr. Universe 1952 Turns 100 Years Old

Manohar Aich won the amateur Mr. Universe in 1952 at age 38 and he's still going strong at age 100:

Rippling his muscles and flashing a toothless grin a former Mr Universe known as the 'Pocket Hercules' celebrates his 100th birthday.

And what has been the key to long life for the super-fit centenarian who has battled poverty, a stint in prison and a minor stroke - not taking life too seriously.

The diminutive Manohar Aich, who is 4ft 11ins tall, overcame many hurdles to achieve his body building glory.

Born in the small town of Comilla in Bengal, he was attracted to exercising and building his muscles when as a schoolboy he saw a group of wrestlers in action.

After leaving school in 1942, he joined the Royal air force under India's British colonial rulers and it was there that he began his relentless pursuit of body building.

manohar100

Gadhafi's Son's Shark Tank Ship

It's nice to see the younger dictator-wannabes going old school on their lairs:

Like a Bond villain's mobile headquarters, Gadhafi son's ship was going to be the epitome of bad taste. Called the Phoenician, the ship is able to hold 3,500 passengers. Full of golden everything, giant statues and marble columns, the ship's center piece is a 120-ton sea water tank that was going to hold the sharks, which also included to black tip sharks. Along with tiger sharks and hammerheads, the bulls and the whites are extremely dangerous for humans.

No word on trap doors to drop failed subordinates into the tank but I can only assume they're there.

Dr evil

Watch The RC Top Helicopter Pilot

Carl Groover is the Maverick of RC helicopters. He does things with a miniature chopper that seem to defy the laws of gravity and physics.

He's got skillz and lots of mods on his copters.

The Naughty History of the Chaise Lounge

AKA the 'fainting couch' which was probably the first mainstream sex furniture.

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.

Braaak.

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Comments

1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 09:49 PM (7W3wI)

2 Bastard! I thought I might get my first First.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 09:50 PM (kBe37)

3 Damn! i thought so!

Posted by: blogforce one at March 27, 2012 09:51 PM (IBzeA)

4 Pfff, who needs history, it's not like it'll help us avoid collapse or anything!

Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2012 09:51 PM (SYrwI)

5 Amazing how quickly the History Channel went downhill. *sigh* I remember watching the good shows when I was a kid - have a lot of them on DVD now.

Posted by: Where's my pressie? at March 27, 2012 09:52 PM (X5Hwz)

6 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Never gets old.

Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2012 09:52 PM (GTbGH)

7 But wasn't it here, or was it someplace else, that I read that History Channel is one of the top viewed cable networks now. So apparently eliminating the History from it drove viewership up. Also, it's owned by Disney?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 09:54 PM (RZ8pf)

8 Almost first!!

In the meantime, I just had to share this piece from showbiz writer Jeffrey Wells' blog, "Hollywood Elsewhere. Would love to hear your thoughts, folks. Bear in mind, Wells is so far left he probably thinks Josef Stalin was too cuddly.

http://tinyurl.com/7oyaoeq

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 27, 2012 09:54 PM (JOM6t)

9 Gentlemen,there's no shame in being beaten by me.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 09:55 PM (7W3wI)

10 That History Channel chart is so accurate.The channel is virtually history free now.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 09:56 PM (7W3wI)

11 evening all

The most recent things I have seen on the history channel were brief glimpses of something called "Swamp People." How is that history? And it seems like it should be on The Learning Channel, which is apparently not about learning, either.

Some cognitive dissonance going on?

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 09:56 PM (dZmFh)

12 g'evening, rons

Posted by: AltonJackson is "un-expectantly" in Dayton, Ohio at March 27, 2012 09:56 PM (ArJJq)

13
Gentlemen,there's no shame in being beaten by me.

You ARE the man.

Also, an astute observer and analyst of the political scene.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 09:57 PM (kBe37)

14 "Gentlemen,there's no shame in being beaten by me."

Wow. Normally were at least 100 posts into the ONT before someone posts a mental image that will haunt me for all eternity. Kudos!

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 27, 2012 09:57 PM (R5yLq)

15 Manohar Aich won the amateur Mr. Universe in 1952 at age 38 and he's still going strong at age 100:

--Uh, that does not compute.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 09:58 PM (ykSKg)

16 If I get rich tonight, I'm buying AoSHQ Prime

Posted by: Zakn at March 27, 2012 09:58 PM (zyaZ1)

17 I'm an astute observer of large tittehs and analyst of same.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 09:59 PM (7W3wI)

18 Pawn Stars
Top Shot

And crap.
Went from good history to the Hitler channel to a complete lack of history.

Posted by: Big T Party at March 27, 2012 09:59 PM (hC5jI)

19 #14

Such a romantic

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 10:00 PM (ONsld)

20 I don;t get it. What does "HURR" mean?

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:00 PM (ykSKg)

21 It's better to lurk on the internet and be thought an idiot than to post a comment and remove all doubt

Posted by: Wise Sayings at March 27, 2012 10:01 PM (Y+DPZ)

22
ohhai

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 27, 2012 10:01 PM (U9NWP)

23 It goes with DURR logprof

Posted by: Zakn at March 27, 2012 10:01 PM (zyaZ1)

24 Good Lord, computerized hikes?

Do yourself a favor, and go take a REAL hike instead, even if it's nowhere "iconic."

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 10:01 PM (niZvt)

25 --Uh, that does not compute.
Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 09:58 PM (ykSKg) I was told there'd be no math.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 10:01 PM (JoIcn)

26 That Larry the Cable Guy in America show is actually pretty damned good.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 27, 2012 10:04 PM (vpe0k)

27 8-I thought the comment he made about all business and enterprise in the US being centered in the blue states showed exactly how stupid the author of the article is. the fact that he followed that up by saying "I think" is just further proof. He is just a nasty little jerk who thinks that if he calls the "yokels" bad names, they will feel hurt and shut up. Breitbart that noise.

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 10:04 PM (dZmFh)

28 That was a paraphrase from the novel Shane(which is better than the very good movie version".I think it was to the boy that Shane say "Tell your father their's no shame in losing to Shane."Yeah,he refers to himself in the third person.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:04 PM (7W3wI)

29 Re: Scottish independence

I've come to the conclusion that 70% of Scotts being on the dole means that essentially they've found a way to raid the English that is less likely to get them shot than the old way.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 10:04 PM (tD5no)

30 Alton, did I miss the story that's driving your nic? I was alarmed yesterday to see some of them, especially you eating the seed corn!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 27, 2012 10:05 PM (SsG4J)

31 Romney is a Romulan

Posted by: SpocksBrain at March 27, 2012 10:05 PM (uhPd1)

32 How can you do any real work with skirts on ?

Posted by: grease monkey at March 27, 2012 10:06 PM (VSWPU)

33 I hear that MTV used to be devoted to music. VH1 too. And the cartoon network had cartoons. And the Discovery channel was about discovering stuff. and ABC Family was about family. And headline news actually reported news.

I sense a trend.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 27, 2012 10:06 PM (cujSl)

34 The ONT seems slow tonight, did everyone blow their wads in an earlier scintillating thread that I missed reading?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 10:06 PM (RZ8pf)

35 29 Re: Scottish independence I've come to the conclusion that 70% of Scotts being on the dole means that essentially they've found a way to raid the English that is less likely to get them shot than the old way.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 10:04 PM (tD5no)



It sounds so noble when you put it that way. /s

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 10:06 PM (ND9u8)

36 Star Trek does not portray women is a derogatory manner!

Posted by: SpocksBrain at March 27, 2012 10:06 PM (uhPd1)

37 History Channel is just the most obvious

Who remembers when the M in MTV meant Music

The only travel in Travel Channel is when a bunch of hipster douches with nightvision cameras and scratchy recording devices poke around in cellars and derelict buildings

And of course leftist propaganda is heavily infused in the majority of cable programming

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

38 23
It goes with DURR logprof


Posted by: Zakn at March 27, 2012 10:01 PM (zyaZ1)

--I'll take "Begging the Question" for $2,000, Alex.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:07 PM (ykSKg)

39 Did they find Bigfoot yet ?

Posted by: grease monkey at March 27, 2012 10:08 PM (VSWPU)

40 Via Prof. Jacobson at Legal Insurrection comes the chart that no one wants to talk about - because it serves no one's agenda.

It says that blacks commit about the same absolute number of murders as whites even though the populations differ in size by a factor of around 7 (assuming that white hispanics are included with whites in this data).

Sad stuff.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 27, 2012 10:08 PM (X3lox)

41 37 Every show seems to mention "climate change" at least once in every episode.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:08 PM (7W3wI)

42 Hm. So as I interpret the numbers (and remember, I work in golf and have an interest in boats so I don't know shit about shit), white on white crime is probably largely domestic violence and meth labs. Look for skinny folks wif toofless moufs.

Black on black is most likely gang related with drugs thrown in to fund their gats and gold grillz.

South of the border types are just straight fucking crazy and cut people's heads off. They'll stick a butterfly knife in your kidney if you look at them sideways.

That's my Midwest white boy wrap up of the state of affairs. I hope I'm wrong. I don't think I am.

Posted by: ErikW at March 27, 2012 10:08 PM (YeRLF)

43 So Lizards are most likely to BAN Lizards......

Posted by: KZnextzone at March 27, 2012 10:08 PM (UXEgP)

44 The lottery is over 350 million. I saw a guy spend 500 dollars on tickets today

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 10:08 PM (uhPd1)

45 Animal Planet still has lots of kittehs on Saturdays

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:08 PM (Y+DPZ)

46
I hear that MTV used to be devoted to music. VH1 too. And the cartoon
network had cartoons. And the Discovery channel was about discovering
stuff. and ABC Family was about family. And headline news actually
reported news.



I sense a trend.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 27, 2012 10:06 PM


You'd think that CNN was about reporting the news at some point in its history. That is not the case.

Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2012 10:09 PM (bAGA/)

47 Good evening.

I watch the Military Channel for all my Hitler needs.

Also, FREE GENETIC TUNDER!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 10:09 PM (F79HU)

48 #34

Sorry I was on the phone with Stuck arguing about this laptop.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 10:09 PM (ONsld)

49 40 Noticing that is racist.Numbers are racist.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:09 PM (7W3wI)

50
MTV is definitely the worst offender. I think it all started with a little show called the Real World. Even that started out somewhat decent. That whole network is now completely off the rails. Jersey Shore? (shudders)

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 10:09 PM (JoIcn)

51 Here's an interesting piece, even though I think some of Poulos' assertions are a bit off:

Bad News: Foreign Policy Matters More Than Obamacare

http://tinyurl.com/6wqjwrs

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 10:10 PM (UR5vq)

52 Evening 'Rons and 'ettes. One more day of exile and I can return home.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:10 PM (uISJm)

53 TV land is still traditional. My grandkids do not understand why I watch TV land. The Rifleman is a great show!

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 10:10 PM (uhPd1)

54 The problem with the history channel is that all the good stuff is on history 2, or military history channel. You gotta pay to get all the good programming and not have to watch Alien Hitler's pawn shop hosted by larry the cable guy.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 27, 2012 10:10 PM (tKFT6)

55 Who remembers when the M in MTV meant Music



I do, and sadly enough it makes me feel old.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 27, 2012 10:10 PM (GjDnP)

56 So, back in the day, you could get your doctor to write a prescription for a new couch and vibrator. Good times.

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:10 PM (mjR67)

57
MTV is definitely the worst offender. I think it all started with a little show called the Real World. Even that started out somewhat decent. That whole network is now completely off the rails. Jersey Shore? (shudders)

"Hello, cable company? Fuck you, I quit."

Simple, really.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 10:11 PM (kBe37)

58 Animal planet is liberal

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 10:11 PM (uhPd1)

59 The Buggles. First video on MTV ..

Posted by: grease monkey at March 27, 2012 10:11 PM (VSWPU)

60 "Sorry I was on the phone with Stuck arguing about this laptop."

The one your keeping you mean? Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 27, 2012 10:11 PM (R5yLq)

61 PETA advertises on Animal Planet

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 10:11 PM (uhPd1)

62 Video killed the radio star

Posted by: the Bugles predicting this all at March 27, 2012 10:11 PM (UXEgP)

63 Did the blog just change?

Posted by: soothsayer at March 27, 2012 10:11 PM (KUrJA)

64 Yeah ABC Family, that network ought to be forced to change its name. I don't know who the heck would sit with their family and watch some of that crap. Or worse, let their tweens watch it alone.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 10:12 PM (RZ8pf)

65
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at March 27, 2012 10:10 PM (tKFT6)

I don't know, H2 seems to only show the recent History Channel cast offs. It's not really much better.
I just blame the cultural arsonists of the left-wing.
Thank GAWD for Military Channel.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 10:12 PM (F79HU)

66 The kids are all glued to MTV. Snookie

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 10:12 PM (uhPd1)

67 Sorry I was on the phone with Stuck arguing about this laptop.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 10:09 PM (ONsld)



He activated the camera, didn't he?

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2012 10:12 PM (X6akg)

68 I have a dilemma, what should I do with my Tea Party hoodies?

Posted by: ronnie at March 27, 2012 10:13 PM (xFlsA)

69 http://minx.cc/?blog=86&%3C!DOCTYPE%20html%20PUBLIC

check it out

weird

Posted by: soothsayer at March 27, 2012 10:13 PM (dVBif)

70
@59, Ah yes the ironically named "Video Killed the Radio star" which was followed up apparently by "And then killed music all together" if MTV is any indication.

@53, TV land now has "New Programming" with "Old Stars" It's sad.

Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2012 10:13 PM (SYrwI)

71 I love the Military Channel. Wish They had an HD version of it

Posted by: Zakn at March 27, 2012 10:13 PM (zyaZ1)

72 64-when ABC Family played Pretty Woman, I figured the end was nigh. Their interpretation of family seems to be slutty girls, lying girls, and slutty, lying girls.


And I don't denounce myself for using slutty.

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 10:13 PM (dZmFh)

73 Is it the History Channel that shows the stupid program "Life After People?" I mean, really, who cares?

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:14 PM (mjR67)

74 Animal Planet has "Puppies vs. Babies" that show rocks.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 10:14 PM (RZ8pf)

75 #61

I always thought that was funny. Most of the shows on animal planet have animals eating other animals.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 10:14 PM (ONsld)

76 53 If you have the Encore channels they have 2 Encore Western channels.Rawhide,Wagon Train,Gunsmoke,Laredo,HAve Gun Will Travel,The Lawman on every day plus some very good movies.No commercials.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:14 PM (7W3wI)

77 "Hello, cable company? Fuck you, I quit."

Simple, really.Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 10:11 PM (kBe37) Ha! I moved to a new place last August and that's exactly what I did. I still watch some shows online and am thinking of picking up a Roku box. Just the thought of flipping through the channels and seeing a shot of Snooki is just about enough to make me turn into the Hulk.

Posted by: landofskybluewater at March 27, 2012 10:14 PM (JoIcn)

78 I posted this this morning in the news thread.

Transsexual Miss Universe Canada kicked out for being born a dude.

http://tinyurl.com/8x8okrj

I raise a glass to his/her/its surgeon.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 10:14 PM (F79HU)

79 God does not give a sheet about any animals, thats why HE made them taste so good.

Posted by: Rick at March 27, 2012 10:14 PM (HJxyA)

80 >>"Hello, cable company? Fuck you, I quit."

When I got the internet set up at Radishhof, every five seconds someone asked me if I wanted to add cable. I'm not sure what part of "all I watch live is sports, anything else is on the internet" is so hard to understand.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 27, 2012 10:14 PM (hO8IJ)

81
MTV

I've had numerous girlfriends and two wives, but my love for Martha Quinn has never waned.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 27, 2012 10:15 PM (wMsKw)

82 39
Did they find Bigfoot yet ?


Posted by: grease monkey at March 27, 2012 10:08 PM (VSWPU)

All of cable tv is pretty squatchy.

Posted by: Bobo, Bigfoot Field Research Organization at March 27, 2012 10:15 PM (1grxW)

83 76 The 2 channels show the same programming just at different times.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:15 PM (7W3wI)

84
Military Channel is great. History still has Modern Marvels occasionally, which always was interesting.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 27, 2012 10:15 PM (SAMxH)

85 Radio is getting just as bad. You can't find a station that is primarily music in the morning here. It's all syndicated DJs mostly talking.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:15 PM (SsG4J)

86 I like Life After People. It show's how important a good maintenance program is.

Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2012 10:15 PM (GTbGH)

87 Hi Hummingbird, Hi SOS

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:16 PM (uISJm)

88 The kids are all glued to MTV. Snookie

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 10:12 PM (uhPd1)


My young nieces are glued to the Disney Channel. I'm still trying to figure out how to talk them out of being Communists.

Posted by: ErikW at March 27, 2012 10:16 PM (YeRLF)

89 #67

I hope not! I look horrible. I'm in my PJs with no makeup and my hair in a ponytail.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 10:16 PM (ONsld)

90 74 My kids can't get enough of "Too Cute" on Animal Planet.

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:16 PM (mjR67)

91 Oh I think some of you ONT'ers were trying to help me solve my paperback problem the other day on the book thread, well imagine my great delight in discovering Brad Thor's latest just came out in paperback! Of course I'll probably have that polished off halfway to Hawaii...

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 10:17 PM (RZ8pf)

92 I'm in my PJs with no makeup and my hair in a ponytail.

Go on.

Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2012 10:17 PM (GTbGH)

93 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 10:06 PM (ND9u

You don't see me finding any 6 feet tall drunken Scotsman toask aboutthat theory on do you?

I figure it's at least a possibility. Robbing the English blind while not getting shot certainly seems like something the Scots would appreciate.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 10:17 PM (tD5no)

94 Barack Obama doesn't care about white people.

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2012 10:17 PM (MMC8r)

95 Hey, fappers! Cool day today at the Supremes, I am very close to gleeful, what with the open mic thingy and the Trayvon bs taking a wild turn. Speaking of which, haven't heard much from ol' Jesse lately. Bwahahahahaha!

Hugs to all who have kept friend Karen on their prayer lists. She is still in recovery, we don't know yet whether she got her new boobehs today, so I'm still in prayin' mode.


Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 10:17 PM (w407e)

96 ""Did they find Bigfoot yet ? ""


yeah, somewhere in washington DC being proud of the country for the first time.

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:17 PM (FMbng)

97 being --> becoming

Posted by: ErikW at March 27, 2012 10:17 PM (YeRLF)

98 " Hi Hummingbird, Hi SOS"

Howdy Dave. How's life treating you?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (R5yLq)

99 Clench Mob:

A collective anal puckering brought about by hemorrhoid-cream dispensing douche nozzles forced between the cheeks of unsuspecting rubes.

Posted by: derit at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (FQlFL)

100 They still make books. Lots of them. All thoseclassic old books everyone says they're going to read "someday"? Free if you have a smartphone.Most TV is shit, but participation is voluntary.

/getoffmylawn'd

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (ND9u8)

101 Blegh. *to ask about that theory*

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (tD5no)

102 I'm wondering if that hiking thing, you can just leave it running in the background while doing something else

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (uISJm)

103 I hope not! I look horrible. I'm in my PJs with no makeup and my hair in a ponytail.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 10:16 PM (ONsld)



If he posts and says, "you look fine", shut the lid!

Posted by: Tami at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (X6akg)

104 Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:15 PM (SsG4J)

Heh.

No Genetic Tunder, no peace.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (F79HU)

105 Peaches, how is Karen?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (SsG4J)

106 Is it legal to pray for boobehs ?

Posted by: grease monkey at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (VSWPU)

107 I hear a squatch!!!!!

Posted by: Matt Moneymaker, Bigfoot Field Research Organization at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (1grxW)

108 About to be excellent Vacation starts Saturday.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:19 PM (uISJm)

109 Shannon Bream on Greta's show... she looka da nice

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 27, 2012 10:19 PM (DU15A)

110 Remember when The Weather Channel just told you what the damn weather was going to be?

I'm still hoping that a hurricane will sweep Geraldo Cantore out to sea

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:19 PM (Y+DPZ)

111 Is it legal to pray for boobehs ?


Posted by: grease monkey at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (VSWPU)

Hell, yeah! Especially, today, these particular boobehs.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 10:19 PM (w407e)

112 Know Genetic Tunder, know peace......

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:19 PM (SsG4J)

113 I think Cantore is actually a rightie.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 27, 2012 10:20 PM (vpe0k)

114 Once more, with feeling:

What the fuck does HURR mean????

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:20 PM (ykSKg)

115 I hear a squatch!!!!!


Posted by: Matt Moneymaker, Bigfoot Field Research Organization at March 27, 2012 10:18 PM (1grxW)

Does a 'Squatch shit in the woods?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 10:20 PM (F79HU)

116 Regarding those FBI murder stats a few other points are worth mentioning:

1. On a per capita basis the rate of homicides for blacks vastly exceeds the homicide rate for whites. One of the primary reasons for that dichotomy, ironically enough, is the prevalence of strict gun control ordinances in the big liberal Democrat cities in which blacks tend to congregate. Not surprisingly, however, leftists are so completely lost in space they wouldn't be able even to grasp that irony.

2. Remember when the left-wing media was pushing the Iraq = Vietnam meme? Well, in 2009 there substantially were more domestic homicides than the total number of U.S. Troopers KIA in Iraq over nearly a decade of combat. Vietnam it wasn't.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at March 27, 2012 10:20 PM (r2PLg)

117 I guess I should check out the Yahoo and Facebook groups. But I have enough trouble keeping up with the blog and Twitter

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:20 PM (uISJm)

118 Maybe Face/Off-style tech isn't too far off in the future, assuming Obamacare doesn't squelch all medical research:

Virginia man injured in gun accident gets new face

http://tinyurl.com/5rkf7wg


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 10:20 PM (UR5vq)

119 90
74 My kids can't get enough of "Too Cute" on Animal Planet.



Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:16 PM

My kittehs make me watch My Cat From Hell as a warning

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

120 Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER

OMG, has Genetic Tunder gone the way of the ampersand (and the period, who no one in their right mind would miss)? That sucks, I love that dude.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 10:21 PM (w407e)

121 What the fuck does HURR mean????


Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:20 PM (ykSKg)

hurrrrr durrrrrrrr is the sound of stupid.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 10:21 PM (F79HU)

122 Dark and lonely on a summer's night.
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Watchdog barking. Do he bite?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
Slip in his window. Break his neck.
Then his house I start to wreck.
Got no reason. What the heck?
Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.
C-I-L-L my land lord.

Posted by: S Daniel at March 27, 2012 10:21 PM (BVkEs)

123 hurrrrr durrrrrrrr is the sound of stupid.


Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 10:21 PM (F79HU)

--I thought it was "DERP"
I guess I missed that train.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:22 PM (ykSKg)

124
99Clench Mob:

A collective anal puckering brought about by hemorrhoid-cream dispensing douche nozzles forced between the cheeks of unsuspecting rubes.


I see the Department of Not Requested, Yet Disgusting Definitions is working overtime tonight.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 27, 2012 10:22 PM (wMsKw)

125 Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 10:13 PM (dZmFh)

You were more patient than I. The very first movie on ABC Family (when they took it over from FoxFamily, who had bought it from The Family Channel) was Unforgiven. I decided that was a good sign of what was to come and never watched it.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 10:22 PM (tD5no)

126 We're glued to the bottom of this bag we were sniffing glue out of....

Posted by: Occupiers stuck in the bag at March 27, 2012 10:22 PM (UXEgP)

127 114 Hurr-durr is the noise some folks make after doing something stupid.

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:22 PM (mjR67)

128 Not a clue logprof

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:22 PM (uISJm)

129 An idiot's laugh.

Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2012 10:22 PM (GTbGH)

130 That Sasquatch thing is always good for a laugh. It's good to have crazy people on tv, makes everyone else seem sane by comparison.

Posted by: Big T Party at March 27, 2012 10:23 PM (hC5jI)

131 #103

If he tells me I look fine when I look like this I'm taking him to the eye doctor

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 10:23 PM (ONsld)

132 ""Is it legal to pray for boobehs ?""


yes, its the 11th commandment.

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:23 PM (FMbng)

133 Peaches, did you see my question about your friend? Her surgery was today, right?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:23 PM (SsG4J)

134 You don't see me finding any 6 feet tall drunken Scotsman toask aboutthat theory on do you? I figure it's at least a possibility. Robbing the English blind while not getting shot certainly seems like something the Scots would appreciate.
Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 10:17 PM (tD5no)


They're a rump nation with a misplaced sense of pride, having given theirs up years ago. I'm sure there were times when Scots were Scots!, but that time has clearly passed.

Besides, any Scot six-footers you'd find in this country probably left because they got off the tit after infanthood, like other children who grow up to be men someday.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 10:23 PM (ND9u8)

135 I don't get the "Hurr" joke in the history channel pic. Can somebody explain? thx.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 27, 2012 10:23 PM (ZPrif)

136 Tosh has the video from the other night with the dumb blonde girl and the douche husband.

Posted by: USS Diversity at March 27, 2012 10:23 PM (vpe0k)

137
I liked the Hitler Channel best.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 27, 2012 10:23 PM (7+pP9)

138 --I thought it was "DERP"
I guess I missed that train.


Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:22 PM (ykSKg)

That too. I think. These are memes started at 4Chan, could mean anything.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 10:24 PM (F79HU)

139 I hope not! I look horrible. I'm in my PJs with no makeup and my hair in a ponytail.


Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 10:16 PM (ONsld)

No one told you that Morons pride themselves on being "pantless" for the ONT ?

Posted by: someone at March 27, 2012 10:24 PM (bqjJT)

140 Evening all!

I love the hiking trail video!!!
I have DVD's of awesome views from bikers.
You are suppose to watch them while riding a stationary bike. But I watch them while on the treadmill.
Pacific NE, Italy ect.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 27, 2012 10:24 PM (DGIjM)

141 127 I've heard Joe Biden make that sound.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:24 PM (7W3wI)

142 I'm wondering if that hiking thing, you can just leave it running in the background while doing something else

I wonder if I could get myself a helmet cam and do hikes for people.
Beats working.

Posted by: fluffy at March 27, 2012 10:24 PM (O6q63)

143 "If he tells me I look fine when I look like this I'm taking him to the eye doctor"

You always look beautiful to me, you should know that by now.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 27, 2012 10:25 PM (R5yLq)

144 Here's a link for a more Henry David explanation of hurr-durr. http://tinyurl.com/3axkst6

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:25 PM (mjR67)

145
Today was pretty good cause we (grandkids and I) stopped at McD's and I got the chance to buy lunch for a soldier.

One of our local Engineers who did the Sandbox tour, we greeted them when they came back a bit ago. Too bad I can't do that for ALL of them.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 27, 2012 10:25 PM (SAMxH)

146 Heh, reminds me of my wife. No matter how ugly she thinks she looks, she always looks beautiful to me.

Which ironically gets me in trouble when she goes out of her way to look good, and I don't notice the extra effort.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:26 PM (uISJm)

147 Somehow, Bers, I never really pictured you as the praying type.....boobehs everywhere are honored by your efforts!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:26 PM (SsG4J)

148 Ah, didn't read the comments.

So this is what a 3 year old meme that I missed the first time feels like.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 27, 2012 10:26 PM (ZPrif)

149 This is just proof that voter-ID laws are RACIST!

Fewer registering to vote under new Florida election law

http://tinyurl.com/d5o3doo

I'm playing the world's smallest violin right about now.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 10:26 PM (UR5vq)

150 Hummingbird: You look just great. Doesn't she? Also keep the darn laptop. SoS wants you to have and use it and so do we.

Posted by: CMU VET at March 27, 2012 10:27 PM (p7ZkL)

151 125-you have got to be kidding! Unforgiven? For kids? We avoid the Disney channels, because A. They are annoying as hell. and B. they are slutty.

I don't mind Adventure Time or Regular Show on Cartoon Network, but the rest of it is meh. I loved Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, but they cancelled it. Too bad, because it was pretty good.

Other than that, I enjoy watching Sandra Lee say cocktail time-talk about a great drinking game.

How are you doing? How have the kids enjoyed homeschool this year?

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 10:27 PM (dZmFh)

152 135
I don't get the "Hurr" joke in the history channel pic. Can somebody explain? thx.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 27, 2012 10:23 PM

This is one you'd have to ask whomever made that picture, and none of us here made it. I don't know either

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:27 PM (Y+DPZ)

153 149 And it's in your pants.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:27 PM (7W3wI)

154 @82

See that deer?

It's got spiral fractures on it from the squatches
That threw it down the hill.

Pretty typical squatch behavior.

Posted by: Matt Moneymaker at March 27, 2012 10:27 PM (l14aH)

155 "I see the Department of Not Requested, Yet Disgusting Definitions is working overtime tonight."

I'm just trying to keep up with the first draft of history...er, itstory.

Posted by: derit at March 27, 2012 10:27 PM (FQlFL)

156 Peaches, did you see my question about your friend? Her surgery was today, right?

I did, sweet Tammy. We are waiting for news, assume she is still in recovery. My main concern is whether they were able to do the implants today or if they found lymph node issues which would have precluded that. Still praying and hoping for the best. Thank you so much for remembering, and for your prayers. She's the best kinda girl and I so want this behind her as fast as possible.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 10:28 PM (w407e)

157
@146
I feel your pain. My wife has a natural blush and freckles, so I hardly ever take note when she puts on makeup, then she gets angry. It's lose-lose for me I swear!

Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2012 10:28 PM (SYrwI)

158 Let's play a trick on Sasquatch.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 27, 2012 10:28 PM (VSWPU)

159 *chuckle* I knew SOS would say that.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:28 PM (uISJm)

160 So, have the Black Panthers been arrested yet for soliciting kidnapping and murder? Cause they kinda did it on national TV. Pretty sure I can find the youtube clip if Eric Holder needs to see it again.

IANAL, but I'm pretty sure it's against the law to offer to pay somebody to kidnap and/or murder someone.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 27, 2012 10:28 PM (ZPrif)

161 SoS, Hummingbird,

We love you both. You do have a private life that we should not be privy to.

It sounds like the Che-Boy saga is over. That is how it should be.

Happy trails.

As I recall, I have a bone to pick with SOS, but perhaps since I may have been drunk at the time I cannot remember specifically what the issue was.

SOS, please forget about it. If it shows up again, I will remember and dispute you.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 10:29 PM (O3R/2)

162 I look horrible. I'm in my PJs with no makeup and my hair in a ponytail.

Girl, as long as you can still make a sammich, it's all good . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 10:29 PM (w407e)

163 Thanks for the info, Peaches. I have several folks praying for her, and they were asking for updates.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:29 PM (SsG4J)

164 Any of you watch Lost Girl on SyFy? I like it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 10:29 PM (RZ8pf)

165 145 Today was pretty good cause we (grandkids and I) stopped at McD's and I got the chance to buy lunch for a soldier.One of our local Engineers who did the Sandbox tour, we greeted them when they came back a bit ago. Too bad I can't do that for ALL of them.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 27, 2012 10:25 PM (SAMxH)



Well done, gramps. The Engineers are a tough bunch, especially with all the IED crap these days.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 10:30 PM (ND9u8)

166 I used to like Monster Quest.At least they looked for new monsters every week not just Squatch.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:30 PM (7W3wI)

167 Trayvon mass rally turns into a mass Walgreens ransacking. Link in my sig.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:30 PM (I2LwF)

168
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 27, 2012 10:28 PM (ZPrif)

Sadly they must have hired a lawyer, because it's now for a "lawful citizens arrest." So I guess if you go all lynch mob they'll claim it's not their fault.

Lawyers, obfuscating language since the dawn of time! (Say what you mean Damnit!)

Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2012 10:30 PM (SYrwI)

169 144
Here's a link for a more Henry David explanation of hurr-durr. http://tinyurl.com/3axkst6

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:25 PM (mjR67)

--Feh.
DERP > HURR DURR

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:30 PM (ykSKg)

170 The difference of the pics the MBM shows us of Trayvon Martin looking like he's a member of the Harlem Boys Choir and the gangsta we see on his Twitter page?

Kind of like showing only pics of Britney Spears or Lindsey Lohan when they were 15


Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

171 Mass Effect 3 will have a "gay Sheppard" option.

Which means there's also a lesbian Sheppard option.

Link in my sig.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:31 PM (I2LwF)

172 Breitbart that noise.

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 10:04 PM (dZmFh)

This, I am stealing outright and using with wild abandon.

Posted by: tcn at March 27, 2012 10:31 PM (WhSRj)

173 Tsr - I bet you are a big fan of freckles though

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:31 PM (uISJm)

174 btw, there is nothing in the world more beautiful in the world than a woman in her PJs. What is exposed? Her absolutely beautiful face!


Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 10:31 PM (O3R/2)

175 ""Somehow, Bers, I never really pictured you as the praying type.....boobehs everywhere are honored by your efforts! ""



Well its important work. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:31 PM (FMbng)

176 Damn, how did I miss this theme park last time I was in southern Lebanon?

Link in my sig.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:31 PM (I2LwF)

177 145 Today was pretty good cause we (grandkids and I) stopped at McD's and I got the chance to buy lunch for a soldier.

Rock on, irongrampa! I love it especially cuz you had the grandbabies with you, and taught them so many wonderful things with your gesture.

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:31 PM (SsG4J)

178 Hurr Durr = 2009 meme about what stupid hicks sound like when laughing.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 27, 2012 10:32 PM (ZPrif)

179 #150

Thank you but I look like something out of a Mary Shelley novel. I love the laptop but I just can't keep it. It's much to nice and it must have cost a fortune.


Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 10:32 PM (ONsld)

180 169
144

Here's a link for a more Henry David explanation of hurr-durr. http://tinyurl.com/3axkst6



Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:25 PM (mjR67)

--Feh.
DERP > HURR DURR


Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:30 PM

They took urrr jerrrrbs!!!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at March 27, 2012 10:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

181 172 lol!!! Steal away

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 10:32 PM (dZmFh)

182 170 Or pictures of Janeane Garofalo when she was cute.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:32 PM (7W3wI)

183 Trayvon mass rally turns into a mass Walgreens ransacking. Link in my sig.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:30 PM (I2LwF)

So...mostly peaceful?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 10:32 PM (F79HU)

184 What do you "will have" Truman? It does.

And they kind of crossed that bridge with Kelly in ME2 anyway

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:33 PM (uISJm)

185 "Chaise longue", pas "lounge", non?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 27, 2012 10:33 PM (mRRc/)

186
So there were only a total of 3518 = 2867 + 181 + 65 = 6,631 murders in the good ol USA in 2009? that number seems a little low.
.
I checked the CDC's numbers and , if I'm reading it right, the total is 16,799 in 2009.
Thet would mean the chart is wildly inaccurate.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 10:33 PM (JKNDp)

187 Well its important work. lol


Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:31 PM (FMbng)

Damn straight it is!

What else ya workin' on lately?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:33 PM (SsG4J)

188 I have several folks praying for her, and they were asking for updates.


Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:29 PM (SsG4J)

Tammy, I will never be able to express my gratitude for that. My bff (another good friend of Special K's) has a (lawyer) friend in NYC, a breast cancer survivor as well as a survivor of the South Tower on 9/11. When he told her, she ran right out and lit a candle at St. Peter's in lower Manhattan. The level of support and concern is truly humbling to me. God bless everyone who has been on Team Karen these last weeks, perhaps especially those who never even met her.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 10:33 PM (w407e)

189 What the fuck does HURR mean????




Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:20 PM (ykSKg)



Benn Hurr

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 27, 2012 10:34 PM (X3lox)

190 Wow, so not only have I *never* heard anyone mutter "meh," but I have never (despite my upbringing among Southern rednecks) heard anyone utter "hurr durr."

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:34 PM (ykSKg)

191 I thought there was a girl-on-girl option in Mass Effect 1 as well.

I diddled the bisexual alien in ME1 and concentrated on blowing shit up in the sequel. I'm dealing with the Shadow Broker currently. So far my tally for DLC is: Shadow Broker > Overlord > ... > Kasumi > Arrival.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:34 PM (QTHTd)

192 Today was pretty good cause we (grandkids and I) stopped at McD's and I got the chance to buy lunch for a soldier.


One of our local Engineers who did the Sandbox tour, we greeted them
when they came back a bit ago. Too bad I can't do that for ALL of them.


Posted by: irongrampa at March 27, 2012 10:25 PM (SAMxH)

My son, all six years old of him, walks up to soldiers and always puts out his hand to shake and says "Thanks for keeping us safe." Usually makes their day. I know it swells my heart to see it.

Posted by: tcn at March 27, 2012 10:35 PM (WhSRj)

193 SoS, did you ever find that laptop I loaned you?

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 27, 2012 10:35 PM (WUWb9)

194 "SOS, please forget about it. If it shows up again, I will remember and dispute you. "

Lol.. well whatever it was it must not have been too major for either of us since I don't recall it myself.

No worries, we can have a good knock down drag out over the whole thing, if we ever remember what it was..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 27, 2012 10:35 PM (R5yLq)

195 Oh, right... a gentleman never tells, sorry about that

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:35 PM (QTHTd)

196 *laughing a Hummingbird* You haven't figured it out? Giving away your laptop is an excuse to buy a new, better laptop

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:35 PM (uISJm)

197 I checked the CDC's numbers and , if I'm reading it right, the total is 16,799 in 2009.
Thet would mean the chart is wildly inaccurate.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 10:33 PM (JKNDp)


Maybe you are including all homicides and not just murders? Just guessing.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 27, 2012 10:35 PM (X3lox)

198 God bless everyone who has been on Team Karen these last weeks, perhaps especially those who never even met her.


Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 10:33 PM (w407e)

Never met her, or you, but she's on my rosary all this past couple days. That's how we roll.

Posted by: tcn at March 27, 2012 10:36 PM (WhSRj)

199
"I feel your pain. My wife has a natural blush and freckles, so I hardly ever take note when she puts on makeup, then she gets angry. It's lose-lose for me I swear!"
.
tsrblke, you did mean to say blush right?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 10:36 PM (JKNDp)

200 Romney is a Romulan!

Posted by: SpocksBrain at March 27, 2012 10:36 PM (uhPd1)

201 logprof, hurr durr is Internet meme.

"Meh" is Yiddish but I've definitely heard it used in conversation. Only in the last seven years or so, though.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:36 PM (QTHTd)

202 MortalityAll homicidesNumber of deaths: 16,799

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 10:37 PM (JKNDp)

203 "SoS, did you ever find that laptop I loaned you?"

Umm... hmm.. nope.. can't say that I.. hey! Look.. it's a war on women. See that.. war on women. No need to worry about those pesky gas prices, unemployment or some silly laptop you may or may not have loaned me.

Yup... war on women. Works everytime.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 27, 2012 10:37 PM (R5yLq)

204
""Mass Effect 3 will have a "gay Sheppard" option.""



Right, because we frigging needed that.

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:37 PM (FMbng)

205 Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 10:27 PM (dZmFh)

Yep, Unforgiven the very first day it was ABC Family. I couldn't believe it. We don't have cable/satellite 'cause I'm sort of addicted to T.V. so that helps, although now that we have Netflix Streaming with the Wii there are still "issues".

The kids are enjoying homeschooling. It means that they get to do a lot of stuff that would be impossible on a normal school schedule. I'm a little worried about my 8th grader since she never has been very enthused by school. She likes to read, but not do anything with what she reads. I'm trying to make sure she gets a lot of different skills right now, cooking, piano, while figuring out how to motivate her to learn what she need to know scholastically.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 10:38 PM (tD5no)

206 Never met her, or you, but she's on my rosary all this past couple days. That's how we roll.


Posted by: tcn at March 27, 2012 10:36 PM (WhSRj)

I know, tcn. The best people on God's green earth are right here on the HQ. Thank you so much . . . damn, I must have something in my eye again.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 10:38 PM (w407e)

207 >>So...mostly peaceful?

And mostly non-violent.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 27, 2012 10:39 PM (hO8IJ)

208 184 What do you "will have" Truman? It does. And they kind of crossed that bridge with Kelly in ME2 anyway





Oh,. I didn't know. I guess you can go for a gay sex scene I didn't even know it was out yet.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:39 PM (I2LwF)

209 Shadow broker has a better storyline if you have a Liara relationship active. I've found Genesis to be useful for getting a decent set of options set up to explore the different content.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:39 PM (uISJm)

210 Also for that chart it has to be where they know the race of the victim and the killer.

So unsolved murders are out. And what if there a black and a white beat a white dude to death? How is that scored?

What % of murders get solved anyway?

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 27, 2012 10:39 PM (ZPrif)

211 I'm told the gay Shepard option appears at the end of Mass Effect 3, when the Bioware team drop by and fuck you in the ass.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:39 PM (QTHTd)

212 Polli, what does she like, aside from just reading? (If you don't mind saying!)

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:40 PM (SsG4J)

213 OhioDan, the bottom of the chart has the info:

"NOTE: This table is based on incidents where some information about the
offender is known by law enforcement
; therefore, when the offender age,
sex, and race are all reported as unknown, these data are excluded from
the table."

Who knows how bad the real numbers are ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 27, 2012 10:40 PM (X3lox)

214 160
So, have the Black Panthers been arrested yet for soliciting kidnapping
and murder? Cause they kinda did it on national TV. Pretty sure I can
find the youtube clip if Eric Holder needs to see it again.



IANAL, but I'm pretty sure it's against the law to offer to pay somebody to kidnap and/or murder someone.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 27, 2012 10:28 PM

That's assuming we had an AG who didn't see nothin' when it comes to New Black Panther criminal activity

He's too busy protecting us all from Michigan rednecks, and not too successfully

http://tinyurl.com/cskks9l

Mich. militia members cleared of charges that accused them of plotting war against government

Posted by: Eric Cartman at March 27, 2012 10:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

215 201 They credit The Simpson's for popularising it.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:41 PM (7W3wI)

216 ""Damn straight it is!

What else ya workin' on lately""



A 1961 Les paul/SG with a very loose neck joint. I have to get the neck out completely and reset it. Its intense because the damn thing is worth a shitload. I sweat bullets every time I touch it

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:41 PM (FMbng)

217 Heh... just saw the most interesting man in the world commercial...

"Mosquitos refuse to bite him out of respect"

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 27, 2012 10:41 PM (DGIjM)

218 "Meh" is Yiddish but I've definitely heard it used in conversation. Only in the last seven years or so, though.


Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:36 PM (QTHTd)

--Feh > Meh

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:42 PM (ykSKg)

219 neck comes off a 1961 Les Paul ?? Not neck through the body ?

Posted by: grease monkey at March 27, 2012 10:42 PM (VSWPU)

220 Is this the thread where we talk about bad character names?

Seriously? Jinny Kidwell?

Posted by: Buddy Pancake at March 27, 2012 10:42 PM (Q5fHc)

221 #196

So that is his grand scheme is it? The one he uses at home is a little bigger than this one, but this one has a remote control. I mean who has ever even heard of such a thing?

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 10:42 PM (ONsld)

222
Jimminy! Stupid post won't let me post tonight.
@Dave: So what about it? Although that being said, Frosh year in college I had a senior HS picture of my now wife in my wallet which I took out, because with the freckles and the braces it just looked... erg... bad....

@Truman (Re: Gay Shep)
Remember my comment Re: Geek culture. yeah that.
Also haven't played ME3 yet (stupid grad school work). In any case DA2 had a mandatory "guy NPC hits on your male character" scene because you know. CS Lewis never wrote a book about differing types of affection and just because you help the guy PC you must love him. Stupid crap. They tried to back pedal with "this happens all the time in real life" but the internet rejected that.
Bioware: Apparently going down the tubes?

Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2012 10:42 PM (SYrwI)

223 I'm trying to make sure she gets a lot of different
skills right now, cooking, piano, while figuring out how to motivate her
to learn what she need to know scholastically.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 10:38 PM (tD5no)

My dad used to do math at the dinner table with us. When cutting a pie, we had to figure how many pi-radians made it seven equal pieces, crap like that. Usually with a heavy dose of bad puns. He also used to help us memorize poetry, particularly Robert Service and some cowboy stuff. I can still recite the entire Sam McGee poem from heart. I think it worked because of the peer (sibling) pressure to win, and also because it made us laugh out loud. Kids remember this stuff, and I learned more at that dinner table than at school, hands down.

Posted by: tcn at March 27, 2012 10:42 PM (WhSRj)

224
"Meh" is Yiddish but I've definitely heard it used in conversation. Only in the last seven years or so, though.




Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:36 PM (QTHTd)

--Feh > Meh


Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:42 PM (ykSKg)


Leh is the modern Hebrew version.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 27, 2012 10:42 PM (X3lox)

225 Heh I played ME2 through 3 times before figuring out how to get Kelly into that catsuit dancing for me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:43 PM (uISJm)

226 182
170 Or pictures of Janeane Garofalo when she was cute.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 10:32 PM

When was that? She always had a forehead like a Klingon

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

227 Watching a virtual trail hiking video would result in nothing but frustration for me. It would be similar to watching porn while medicated, and wearing a chastity belt.

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at March 27, 2012 10:43 PM (oI744)

228 A 1961 Les paul/SG

I need to Google that, but it sounds awesome. I can't picture you being scared of anything, though. You da man for this stuff!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:43 PM (SsG4J)

229 kajsdhlkajshd

Posted by: joncelli at March 27, 2012 10:44 PM (+MbqG)

230 irongrampa, or others, here's my favorite engineer:http : //tinyurl . com / bs9a9y6
take out the spaces, and may Baal chew on the entrails of whoever destroyed formatting.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 10:44 PM (ND9u8)

231
Posted by: tcn at March 27, 2012 10:42 PM (WhSRj)

Did someone say Cowboy Poetry?

Posted by: Harry Reid flashing his bling at March 27, 2012 10:44 PM (F79HU)

232 ""neck comes off a 1961 Les Paul ?? Not neck through the body ?""


No its a set neck, and a notoriously weak joint on those early ones. They do alot of damage when they let go. This one just started to crack the body, so they got lucky.

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:44 PM (FMbng)

233 Whoops, sorry, dog on the keyboard.

Posted by: joncelli at March 27, 2012 10:44 PM (+MbqG)

234 Yeah, that History Channel snark "history" pretty much sums it up.

Thank God for WW2; what would they have done without it?

Are they going to rename it HStory or something soon, just to be edgy?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 10:45 PM (niZvt)

235 "The one he uses at home is a little bigger than this one, but this one has a remote control. I mean who has ever even heard of such a thing?"

It's an HP DV9700 hon. It's designed for home entertainment. You can hook it up to your TV and use the remote to play movies, that sort of thing.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 27, 2012 10:45 PM (R5yLq)

236 Did someone say Cowboy Poetry?


Posted by: Harry Reid flashing his bling at March 27, 2012 10:44 PM (F79HU)

Not that shit. Good stuff. Old.

Posted by: tcn at March 27, 2012 10:45 PM (WhSRj)

237 @Truman (Re: Gay Shep)Remember my comment Re: Geek culture. yeah that.

I do remember that! It's true. And it's one of the worst parts of not being a fucking liberal. The non-political aspects of the culture are really fun!

Anyway... I don't think it's awful that there's a gay option. It's just another customization tool.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:46 PM (I2LwF)

238 Mr. Universe 1952 was hot.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 27, 2012 10:46 PM (bMLFV)

239 232. I just found a pic of one.. I see what you mean. Man, that is like open heart surgery.

Posted by: grease monkey at March 27, 2012 10:46 PM (VSWPU)

240 The stats I recall are that 54% of the victims of Black violent crime ( other than murder, which is usually a family member / partner ) are White

Blacks target Whites far more often than other Blacks as victims of violent crime ( other than murder ). ==So the whole' Blacks mostly victimize other Blacks' is misleading / inaccurate.

Blacks murder mostly other Blacks; for rape, robbery, kidnapping, etc, they disproportionately target Whites.

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at March 27, 2012 10:46 PM (Dll6b)

241 Are they going to rename it HStory or something soon, just to be edgy?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 10:45 PM (niZvt)

Don't give them ideas!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 27, 2012 10:46 PM (F79HU)

242 And once upon a time TLC and AnE were worth watching too. Now you can't even get an ampersand out of it.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 27, 2012 10:47 PM (6RnvM)

243
""Heh I played ME2 through 3 times before figuring out how to get Kelly into that catsuit dancing for me.""


I spent most of the game trying to give the ol' captain's log to that brunette. Which one was kelly?

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:47 PM (FMbng)

244 No its a set neck, and a notoriously weak joint on those early ones. They do alot of damage when they let go. This one just started to crack the body, so they got lucky.

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:44 PM (FMbng)


How is it joined?

Posted by: ErikW at March 27, 2012 10:47 PM (YeRLF)

245 Tsr - It's respect my friend. I'm a freckle fan myself

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:47 PM (uISJm)

246 Janeane Garofalo when she was cute. Link in sig.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:47 PM (I2LwF)

247 tcn, you raised your precious son very well!!!! My daughter used to run up to Marines and grab their legs when she was little. They were always nice about it, and asked why-her dad was a Marine and he would tell her how Marines would always protect her, so she was thanking them.

Peaches, I did not know about Karen before tonight, but she is on the prayer list as of now. I hope she has a quick and safe recovery.


Polli, don't worry about your 8th grader just yet. Let her read. Bribe her with mind candy if she reads the required stuff. ANd consider St. Johns in Annapolis for her college years-it's a strictly classical education based on reading ALL the great classics of Western Literature, from the Ancient Greeks all the way to the 1800's!!! They even have a Ptolemy stone to calculate the time/date/seasons for their math classes. I wish I had gone there, but we are looking into it for our son. Plus they play the Naval Academy in croquet. How much does that rock?!!!!

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 10:48 PM (dZmFh)

248 A 1961 Les paul/SG with a very loose neck joint. I have to get the neck out completely and reset it. Its intense because the damn thing is worth a shitload. I sweat bullets every time I touch it
Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:41 PM (FMbng)


goooooood luck...at least you have giant balls to counterbalance your hands. You ever seen an SG in Korinasandwiched overWalnut out on the market? They made 500 in 1993.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 10:48 PM (ND9u8)

249
Janeane Garofalo's tats are the best. Especially the sword with the inscription "Death Before Dishonor."

Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 27, 2012 10:50 PM (TkGkA)

250 246
Janeane Garofalo when she was cute. Link in sig.

Posted by: at March 27, 2012 10:47 PM (I2LwF)

--Still tatted.
FAIL

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:51 PM (ykSKg)

251 Janeane Garofalo was even cute enough to star in a rom com and be somewhat believable (The Match Maker).

Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 10:51 PM (AyryN)

252 She's just like the rest of the Hollywood hags. The lower the ass falls, the worse the lefty invective.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:51 PM (I2LwF)

253 Attention Morons:

Please delete long-ass urls in your nicknames so quoting you is not a pain int he ass!!

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:52 PM (ykSKg)

254 I like tattoos. It enhanses natural hotness... or skeeviness

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:52 PM (I2LwF)

255 Kelly is the Yoeman, your aide. I still need to finish a game that gets me Miranda (the brunette). Working on it.

As for the gay option, I'm with Truman. Doesn't bother me. I don't have to choose the option. I think it is smart marketing on their part.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:52 PM (uISJm)

256 242 TLC is needs to change the "L" to an "R" for reality. Most of their line-up is some kind of bs pseudo-reality show. "Toddlers and Tiaras" creeps me out.

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:52 PM (mjR67)

257 Oh, the History Channel. You mean the one that features the History of UFO's?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 27, 2012 10:52 PM (bMLFV)

258 If Nay-anss-uh Guh-rayce had a show on The Food Channel, maybe she could talk about something she knows about

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

259 btw on Body of Proof (one of the most predictable of the genre of predictable chick police procedurals), the bad guy this week is a lefty eco-terrorist.

At least that's what it looks like thus far.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:53 PM (I2LwF)

260 Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:40 PM (SsG4J)

Besides reading she likes anime, sign language, playing piano (as long as it's songs from anime) and listening to music.

She does the other kid's spelling lessons so I figure she's learning that. I'm concerned about her science and language though because she's supposed to be doing independent work along with what the others are doing and prying any actual *finished* work out of her is very time and energy consuming for me.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 10:54 PM (tD5no)

261 "The Truth about Cats and Dogs" was good. I'm not big on chick flicks, but I liked that one.

Garofalo (like Cho, and several others) lost me when she dove into politics.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:54 PM (QTHTd)

262 256
242 TLC is needs to change the "L" to an "R" for reality. Most of their
line-up is some kind of bs pseudo-reality show. "Toddlers and Tiaras"
creeps me out.


Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:52 PM (mjR67)

--Indeed, there's jack shit to "learn" on TLC. WTF can I learn from John and Kate or even Sarah Palin;s Alaska?

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:54 PM (ykSKg)

263 Ugh, Moki - I grew up in Annapolis. St. John's undergrads were SOOOO annoying

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:55 PM (uISJm)

264 257
Oh, the History Channel. You mean the one that features the History of UFO's?

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at March 27, 2012 10:52 PM

Not lately it seems. Now it's the history of junk in people's old storage sheds or the history of crazy guys on steroids living in a bayou. Throw in the history of cars by guys trying to mimic a very successful British car show


Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

265 "Toddlers and Tiaras" creeps me out

Oh, I dunno...

Posted by: Roman Polanski at March 27, 2012 10:55 PM (QTHTd)

266 261
"The Truth about Cats and Dogs" was good. I'm not big on chick flicks, but I liked that one.

Garofalo (like Cho, and several others) lost me when she dove into politics.


Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:54 PM (QTHTd)

--Yup, that was a good one. Back then, I thought Garafolo was more attractive than Uma.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:55 PM (ykSKg)

267 More than just marketing... games are evolving. RPGs need to look like real life; feel like real life. It's a natural evolution, especially with the emphasis of "out" gay culture these days.

RPGs have to reflectreal lifeto feel real.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 10:56 PM (I2LwF)

268 258 She and Pawwwla Dean yawwwl could get together for a few episodes.

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 10:56 PM (mjR67)

269 Are these stories related somehow?

"The ‘R’ word is officially yanked from Iowa law"
http://tinyurl.com/73akf5e

"Joe Biden to return to Iowa Wednesday"
http://tinyurl.com/7677amf

Posted by: Iowa Bob at March 27, 2012 10:57 PM (gIrkv)

270 If Meghan McCain is ever given her own reality show, I will pray for a satellite destroying CME

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:57 PM (Y+DPZ)

271 Speaking of Nancy Grace. So after her freak out about Zimmerman, suddenly all the Martin truth comes out? We should have seen that coming.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:57 PM (uISJm)

272 Tonight's post brought to you by the History Channel

-------

I also remember when Aamp;E used to be artistic and entertaining.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 27, 2012 10:57 PM (6fER6)

273 Polliwog: A friend of husband honeschools his kid, and long had worried about his lackadaisicalness. Then suddenly some kind of switch flipped in the boy and now he goes out and buys advanced physics books with his own money and reads them for pleasure. You never can know.

Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 10:58 PM (AyryN)

274 Anachronda = easily outsmarted by gerbils.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 27, 2012 10:58 PM (6fER6)

275 Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 10:54 PM (tD5no)

Hmmmm. Are you bound legally to what sciences and language she has to learn?

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:58 PM (SsG4J)

276 Dave, tell me more. We are looking at this based on a doctor friend's recommendation, I would love to hear a (former) native's view. It will help us decide where we move when we transfer from Florida in a couple of years.

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 10:58 PM (dZmFh)

277 "or the history of crazy guys on steroids living in a bayou."
Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 10:55 PM (Y+DPZ)


Down where I live, we call it "meth". Probably a regional thing.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 10:59 PM (ND9u8)

278 GRRRR

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:59 PM (QTHTd)

279 164 ParanoidGirlInSeattle,
Iwatch Lost Girl and Being Human which comes on before it. I like Being Human alot. Lost Girl is ok. That Kensi gal has beautiful blue eyes.

Posted by: stillers at March 27, 2012 10:59 PM (gVUg0)

280 freakin' ampersands, how do they [amp] [amp] work ?

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:59 PM (QTHTd)

281 --Feh > Meh

I've only known one other person who uses Feh! in personal conversation.

And he does use the requisite limp-wristed flip of dismissal.

Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2012 11:00 PM (GTbGH)

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 11:00 PM (QTHTd)

283 I got an email from the property manager, right when I was leaving the slave ship today, that Romney was in Bev Hills and they were doing a protest march from BH High School to his hotel.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 11:00 PM (w407e)

284 271
Speaking of Nancy Grace. So after her freak out about Zimmerman,
suddenly all the Martin truth comes out? We should have seen that
coming.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 10:57 PM

Dumb fat bitch says "ah knooow that's Tray-vonn on that 911 recording screamin' for help"

How the fuck do you know Nancy, have you even heard his voice? You never met him or Zimmerman to "know" who it is

Add to that Martin's own father said it wasn't Trayvon

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 11:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

285 Baraka had to know the mic was live when he was caught selling out the country for his personal benefit. He had already spent 90 minutes fellating his commie buddy. Starting to believe the internal polls are so bad for the POS he know he's doomed and just wants to keep poking real Americans in the eye.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 27, 2012 11:01 PM (WUWb9)

286 269: That's fucking intellectually disabled.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 27, 2012 11:01 PM (v9Kjt)

287
I guess Patton had it right when he said not to mourn these men but to thank God for them. Still hurts to read those stories, though.

And it strengthens the hatred for the grave dancers who flaunt casualty figures like some macabre banner.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 27, 2012 11:01 PM (SAMxH)

288 WTF can I learn from John and Kate

I look at most of the shows as cautionary tales, logprof. They are modern day Brothers Grimm fairy tales. You know, before Disney got a hold of 'em.

Posted by: no good deed at March 27, 2012 11:02 PM (mjR67)

289 I agree Truman. For years the emphasis was on improving the graphics. But now everyone is using common engines like Unreal. The focus has switched to game play and storytelling. Other than the shitty ending, ME3 is supposed to be an incredible piece of work.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 11:02 PM (uISJm)

290 I've only known one other person who uses Feh! in personal conversation.

And he does use the requisite limp-wristed flip of dismissal.


Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2012 11:00 PM (GTbGH)

--That's one greater than the number of people I have ever heard utter "meh."

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 11:02 PM (ykSKg)

291 I haven't watched the History Channel is long time. No reason to. My cable has the Military Channel and the Military History Channel. Thankfully there are no commie leanings on either. When they interview the WWII vets they're so un PC. About Guadalcanal one vet said, I felt like Custer except that we were surrounded by Japs.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 27, 2012 11:02 PM (uiAnq)

292 Hey, all!

Posted by: Theresa at March 27, 2012 11:02 PM (SZ3tO)

293 What's the best way to post links as text, so they can be copied and pasted into a browser? I hate trying to post something and being denied by Pixy, and also directing folks to check out my cool link, if you just take the time to remove all the spaces, because that does approach inconsiderateness.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 11:03 PM (ND9u8)

294 BTW, those aren't tats of cockroaches on my inner thighs.

Posted by: janeane garofalo at March 27, 2012 11:03 PM (6RnvM)

295 So after her freak out about Zimmerman, suddenly all the Martin truth comes out?

There were so many fun moments today, but one of my faves was the Drudge reveal of his fb or twitter or whatever (sorry, I forgot) handle. Which I will not repeat here, but I'm sure you all saw it. Good times. Really good day for our side today.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 11:03 PM (w407e)

296
191 I thought there was a girl-on-girl option in Mass Effect 1 as well.I diddled the bisexual alien in ME1 and concentrated on blowing shit up in the sequel. I'm dealing with the Shadow Broker currently. So far my tally for DLC is: Shadow Broker > Overlord > ... > Kasumi > Arrival.
Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 10:34 PM (QTHTd)


Bioware has been sticking in the hints of gay characters for quite some time. The female cat lady in Knights of the Old Republic sort of danced around that she might be gay. Whatever, they stick it in the games and its pretty easy to shut that down. You know, just as long as you don't decide to go to brothel in Dragon Age 2 and pick the "female" elf.

And yeah, Shadowbroker is the best DLC. However all of them have references and connections in ME3. Of course then it shits the bed at the end, but up to that point its great.

Posted by: buzzion at March 27, 2012 11:04 PM (GULKT)

297 Worse yet, as i recall, when the FBI keeps statistics they count Hispanics as whites when they're perps but not when they're vics- look at those stats and ask yourself where all the Hispanics are/went? You really think there were fewer than 180 killed the entire year in the entire country? Hell, there were more than that killed in L.A-

Posted by: DAve at March 27, 2012 11:04 PM (BV23D)

298 #292

Hi Theresa!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 11:05 PM (ONsld)

299 I homeschooled my eldest, but that was fairly easy because she's very much a self-starter about learning things.

The younger one . . . likes to sit around and play computer games (when he's not tearing around the yard). I expect if we do any homeschooling for him it will involve a lot of sitting across the table watching him work.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 27, 2012 11:05 PM (v9Kjt)

300 I WONDER WHAT THE STATISTICS ARE FOR BLACKS RAPING WHITES VERSUS WHITES RAPING BLACKS?

Posted by: reliapundit at March 27, 2012 11:05 PM (Bjp+g)

301 293
What's the best way to post links as text, so they can be copied and
pasted into a browser? I hate trying to post something and being denied
by Pixy, and also directing folks to check out my cool link, if you just
take the time to remove all the spaces, because that does approach
inconsiderateness.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 11:03 PM (ND9u

--If it's a short link, just post in the comment. If longer, insert in nickname. If too long for that, make tinyurl and post in comment (but with courteous description since it is inscrutable).

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 11:05 PM (ykSKg)

302 Hey, Theresa!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 11:05 PM (SsG4J)

303 best way to post links

I use firefox. I've gotten used to highlighting the tiny url link, right clicking and clicking open new tab. That's the easiest work around I've found.

Posted by: someone at March 27, 2012 11:06 PM (bqjJT)

304 Is a Kawasaki Z1000 too much of a cafe racer for an old guy like me? I don't want to lean forward too much or too long.

Posted by: toby928© at March 27, 2012 11:06 PM (GTbGH)

305
Attention Morons:

Please delete long-ass urls in your nicknames so quoting you is not a pain int he ass!!


Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 10:52 PM (ykSKg)


TinyUrls are rejected in the name field.

Copy the stuff to notepad and then into the comment box to lose the long url. Or clean it up with the HTML editor tool at the top of the comment box. It only takes a second or two.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 27, 2012 11:06 PM (7+pP9)

306 Starting to believe the internal polls are so bad for the POS he know
he's doomed and just wants to keep poking real Americans in the eye


What I don't get is what's the upside for black people if the American mainland gets betrayed, trashed, and sold off in an auction between the Chinese and the Russians. Because those two nations are reknowned for their magnanimous treatment of ethnic minorities.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 11:07 PM (QTHTd)

307 I've actually used "Feh!"on occasion but with me it's done with a curled lip, small sharp jerk of the head back and dismissive harumphing sound.

Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 11:07 PM (AyryN)

308 Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 10:48 PM (dZmFh)

Part of the problem is that she *only* wants to read modern YA fiction or manga. It has gotten her interested in Japanese as a language and some general Asian cooking, but I'm still trying to find ways to encourage her to read classics (although she does like Poe, Stoker, scaryish classics) and general non-fiction. I try to make sure that there are a lot of books around the house so she has options.

Oh, she likes Girl Geniusand a couple other webcomics now too. Can't reccomend Girl Genius highly enough.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 11:07 PM (tD5no)

309 Well St. Johns is a great school, and the great book series is very unique. However, after you graduate you need to move on the pre-med, law school or marry a Midshipman (a very popular choice, it's across the street).

It doesn't (didn't?) offer anything in the STEM field that are the ticket to jobs fresh out of college.

Annapolis is a great town to live in. But it is the People's Republic of Maryland. It is a very frustrating place to live if you are conservative.

If you are into boating, Annapolis is about the best you will find outside of Florida's east coast.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 11:08 PM (uISJm)

310 g'night yall. Early morning, so I am going to bed. Yall take care,

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 11:08 PM (dZmFh)

311 "Okay, Detroiters, your new governor is going to be Dmitri 'the Blood Eagle'; and Atlanta? You're getting Yuan '1000 Cuts' Chan"

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 11:09 PM (QTHTd)

312 #307

You don't do the "talk to the hand" gesture as well do you? My sister does that and it drives me crazy!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 27, 2012 11:09 PM (ONsld)

313 287 I guess Patton had it right when he said not to mourn these men but to thank God for them. Still hurts to read those stories, though.And it strengthens the hatred for the grave dancers who flaunt casualty figures like some macabre banner.
Posted by: irongrampa at March 27, 2012 11:01 PM (SAMxH)



I'm guessing you read about Nathan - thanks for that. I feel obligated to post that story often, just to remind folks that we still have some good people out there ready to do rough business with full knowledge of the consequences. He was a great friend and a truly honorable man, just a full-on throwback to the days when duty and honor weren't just words, but a lifestyle. You'd have loved him.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 11:10 PM (ND9u8)

314 I should say part of the problem with the undergrads there is they just *know* they are special little flowers. But that is common for elite schools. I personally enjoy breaking MIT grads.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 11:10 PM (uISJm)

315 I go with "bah", but then, I'm a reactionary Tory.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 11:10 PM (QTHTd)

316 BT Hobo... Obama's favorite passtime is sticking it to America. I don't think this has to do with black people.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 11:10 PM (I2LwF)

317 Time for the old folk. Project Ford awaits tomorrow.



Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 27, 2012 11:11 PM (SAMxH)

318
What's the best way to post links as text, so they can be copied and pasted into a browser?

Tinyurl links, and you don't have to break them up with spaces. I really hate copying links and searching for the spaces to delete.

You can't embed links into text anymore.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 27, 2012 11:12 PM (7+pP9)

319 234
Are they going to rename it HStory or something soon, just to be edgy?

----------

Me, I'm just grateful they didn't call H2 the Herstory Channel.

Posted by: Anachronda at March 27, 2012 11:12 PM (6fER6)

320 Copy the stuff to notepad and then into the comment
box to lose the long url. Or clean it up with the HTML editor tool at
the top of the comment box. It only takes a second or two.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 27, 2012 11:06 PM (7+pP9)

--I already know what to do, but that means quoting someone with an erased nickname.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 11:12 PM (ykSKg)

321 Not me, Hummingbird. My "feh" is a feh imported from the Old Country, redolent of ancient loam. My "feh" is an ancestral vampire that drinks the blood of youngster phrases like "talk to the hand".

Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 11:13 PM (AyryN)

322 What ever happened to the Frazier dude starting a conservative tv channel?

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 11:14 PM (U/goY)

323 That vulture, Grantsy Nace, has the blood of a hot asian girl on her claws; damn her judgemental eyes.

Posted by: derit at March 27, 2012 11:14 PM (FQlFL)

324 Aww, Genetic Tunder?

That minx link posted upthread directed me back here when I clicked on "comments."

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 11:14 PM (SZ3tO)

325 321
Not me, Hummingbird. My "feh" is a feh imported from the Old Country,
redolent of ancient loam. My "feh" is an ancestral vampire that drinks
the blood of youngster phrases like "talk to the hand".


Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 11:13 PM (AyryN)

--*That's* what I'm talking about!

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 11:15 PM (ykSKg)

326 Berserker I STRONGLY suggest sending the SG to a pro- I jacked up a olde Firebird BAD trying to do it myself and it wasn't worth it-

Posted by: DAve at March 27, 2012 11:15 PM (BV23D)

327 hi all
oh man
open bar was a bad idea for me
urgh

Posted by: chemjeff at March 27, 2012 11:15 PM (XuLGm)

328 ...Whereas my "bah" is a affectation akin to my interest in living history groups.

Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 11:15 PM (AyryN)

329
--I already know what to do, but that means quoting someone with an erased nickname.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 11:12 PM (ykSKg)


The name still shows up, just without the embedded link.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 27, 2012 11:15 PM (7+pP9)

330 On the crime stats, they probably only count crimes where there's been a conviction. Otherwise, can't say (legally) that someone killed someone else.

Posted by: Mayday at March 27, 2012 11:15 PM (orrLR)

331 I was curious to see how long this shameless attempt to "cash in" on Treyvon's death would continue:

Obama campaign hoodies sale canceled after controversy

http://tinyurl.com/cv9tu7k

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 11:15 PM (UR5vq)

332 Posted by: Tammy al Thor agrees: FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 10:58 PM (SsG4J)

I don't believe so. Just want to make sure she's got a good foundation and can keep her options open. I do try to add bits of trivia and such whenever I can.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 11:16 PM (tD5no)

333 @71 - What was the beer (Olympia?) with the jingle 'land of sky blue wa-a-ter, wa-a-ter? And where would that put you?

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 11:16 PM (U/goY)

334 Hey, Where's Rum been?

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 11:16 PM (I2LwF)

335 so the screaming left picked the wrong kid to turn into a saint. Oops?

And WTF moms trademarking their damn kids names? WTF? I mean seriously your kid is DEAD the last thing you should be thinking about is profiting from the use of his name.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 11:17 PM (RZ8pf)

336 309-Thanks Dave. The tax rate in MD is scaring us, and son is very into computers, so st. Johns may not be the best fit.

308, Polli, find Japanese literature for her. The Master Puppeteer, by KAtherine Patterson is a Japanese mystery. There are several other books in the series as well. That may be a good start for her. You might also get her to study Japanese history, and show how that ties into US history.

and now, to bed!

Posted by: moki at March 27, 2012 11:18 PM (dZmFh)

337 Polli - One of my sons got way too obsessed with Manga. It became a serious behavioral problem. Especially when an equally obsessed girl from online entered the picture.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 11:18 PM (uISJm)

338 Polliwog: If your kid reads manga, I suggest the following route: Manga => Neil Gaiman's "Sandman" comics => novels by Neil Gaiman => novels by everyone else.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 27, 2012 11:19 PM (v9Kjt)

339 I think that was Hamm's beer

Posted by: someone at March 27, 2012 11:19 PM (bqjJT)

340 This video has gone viral, the rescue of a blind doggie found in a South Central LA dumpster

If this doesn't bring a little tear

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJkZXh9v_i4

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 11:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

341 Devil's Advocate would say that trademarking your kid's name can at least give you a legal standing whereby you can quash people's crass attempts at cashing in.

Posted by: sistrum at March 27, 2012 11:20 PM (AyryN)

342 Magic Johnson's group buys the Dodgers.

Posted by: mpfs at March 27, 2012 11:21 PM (TlwCF)

343 Devil's Opposite would say, perhaps if you'd been a bit more actively involved in your kid's activities he might still be alive.

But Devil's Opposite is a bitch.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)

344 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hc7HoWEk6y8

Hamm's jingle - and yes, I'm old enough to remember it when it initially ran

Posted by: someone at March 27, 2012 11:22 PM (bqjJT)

345 327
hi all
oh man
open bar was a bad idea for me
urgh


Posted by: chemjeff at March 27, 2012 11:15 PM (XuLGm)

--Fuck it, I say, if it's included in the registration fee.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 11:22 PM (ykSKg)

346 When you pick up a stray dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That
is the principal difference between dogs and men." ~ Mark Twain

Posted by: kbdabear at March 27, 2012 11:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

347 Looking over previous posts it's clear that not only can I not *recommend* Girl Genius enough, I also can't spell worth beans and should go to bed.

Thanks for the encouragement on the student front. I don't want to put her back in public school because she won't do any better there (and won't be able to do a lot of the stuff she can now)but it is a good reminder that if she was late to reading the same may be true of other skills.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 11:22 PM (tD5no)

348 The sad part about this is while the Syrians violate Lebanese integrity, most of the residents of Lebanon will still consider Israel to be Enemy #1.

Syria crisis: Clashes spill over Lebanese border

http://tinyurl.com/btnwcq5

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 11:22 PM (UR5vq)

349 Obama campaign hoodies sale canceled after controversy

Before Zero, I didn't think anyone could debase the presidency as much as Clinton. I was wrong.

Posted by: Mayday at March 27, 2012 11:23 PM (orrLR)

350 337 Polli - One of my sons got way too obsessed with Manga. It became a serious behavioral problem. Especially when an equally obsessed girl from online entered the picture.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 11:18 PM (uISJm)



Mark Twain wrote good stuff, and prolifically. It's all available for free this minute. Not knowing what Manga is, I'll assume this will not alleviate the issue. I'm guessing it's crazy Japanese cartoons, so a book full of words is probably not going to work.

Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 11:23 PM (ND9u8)

351 The name still shows up, just without the embedded link.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 27, 2012 11:15 PM (7+pP9)

--Not worth the trouble. Easier to erase. I do not want to waste any more time after getting the nasty message from Pixy. Not worth it.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 11:23 PM (ykSKg)

352 Okay, I am off to put some food in the face and watch the NCIS shows. May I just say that Bammy is a pestilence on us, the kind that would make a plague of locusts look like child's play, and must be shown the door?

Sweet, sweet dreams, good people. God bless us, every one.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 11:23 PM (w407e)

353 Chemjeff what happens in San Diego (whale's vagina) stays in San diego.

Posted by: mpfs at March 27, 2012 11:24 PM (TlwCF)

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Yesterday, the Black Law Student Association at my law school sent the following as an all-student email. (Italics and redaction of identifying information mine.):
Join the ----- Chapter of BLSA from 12:00 to 12:15 (by the
large ---- in the back of the law school) as we take a group picture in hoodies
to show our support for Trayvon Martin



The Controversy

On February 26, 2012, 17 year-old Trayvon, dressed in a
dark, hooded sweatshirt, was shot near his home located in a gated community in
Florida. The gunman, 28 year-old George Zimmerman, a self-appointed
neighborhood watchman, felt Trayvon looked suspicious. Officers told Zimmerman
not to shoot; he ignored those orders and murdered an innocent young man. To
date, Zimmerman has not been arrested for murder based on Florida's
"Justifiable Use of Force" statute, commonly referred to as the
"Stand Your Ground" self-defense law.

The Law

In Florida, the law permits residents to use deadly force if
they "reasonably [believe] it is necessary to do so to prevent death or
great bodily harm to himself or herself or another or to prevent the commission
of a forcible felony." Florida Stat. §776.013(3) 2006.

26 other states have enacted similar statutes which stem
from the Castle Doctrine and 16 allow force in public places.

For more information on the facts, the law, and the
controversy surrounding Trayvon's death visit the sites below:


Today it sent the following correction. (formatting as indicated above):


Professors, Faculty, Students:

I wanted to correct an inadvertent error in yesterday's
email. It referred to Mr. Zimmerman as a murderer. Of course in our society you
are innocent until proven guilty and that will not be determined until after a
trial.

So all, please join the --- Chapter of BLSA from 12:00 to
12:15 (by the large ---- in the back of
the law school) as we take a group picture in hoodies to show our support for
Trayvon Martin. This is an initiative by National BLSA and we will send the
picture in to show our support.

We hope to see you there tomorrow!

For more on the story read this link (and see other schools
that have showed their support):



Posted by: Vermin at March 27, 2012 11:24 PM (FjiUG)

355 oh son of a bitch I forgot NCIS was on tonight. Dammmmmmmmit.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 11:24 PM (RZ8pf)

356 Biology.

Posted by: Random at March 27, 2012 11:25 PM (8LMQV)

357 Well don't discount St Johns, but also keep in mind what it is and what it isn't. If you have to move to Maryland, U of Maryland is a pretty good school, with a good Comp Sci department. Also look into John Hopkins. Their science, engineering and computer programs are excellent.

JHU Applies Physics Lab is one of the nations elite institutions

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 11:25 PM (uISJm)

358 give you a legal standing whereby you can quash people's crass attempts at cashing in.
Or keep all the money for yourself. Ask the Kings.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 27, 2012 11:25 PM (6RnvM)

359 335
so the screaming left picked the wrong kid to turn into a saint. Oops?



And WTF moms trademarking their damn kids names? WTF? I mean
seriously your kid is DEAD the last thing you should be thinking about
is profiting from the use of his name.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 11:17 PM (RZ8pf)

--To a point, I can actually agree with the mom's point. Better that he get the benefit of the name than others. It was a zero-sum game.

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 11:25 PM (ykSKg)

360 All these new revelations about Trayvon Martin and Jorge Zimmerman don't matter worth squat. The Narrative is in place. I was listening to the morning radio crew on the big local FM old-people-rock-music station, and damned if they still weren't using the "Zimmerman chased down a kid and shot him" version as their basis for discussion.

Similarly on Facebook it seems like half the people I know have the story as "white guy Zimmerman was hassling Trayvon and then shot him."

Here's the question that I'm now wondering about: why do so many white people NEED this to be a case of fat old white dude cold-bloodedly hunts and kills innocent little black boy?

I mean, I can understand Al Sharpton and the New Black Panthers believing that, or wanting to believe it. It makes sense for them to push that story. It doesn't make sense for white men and women to engage in logical contortions, blatant misstatements of fact, and aggressive argument in order to make Zimmerman guilty, and by proxy all white Americans everywhere. I don't get it.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 27, 2012 11:25 PM (v9Kjt)

361 oh son of a bitch I forgot NCIS was on tonight. Dammmmmmmmit.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 11:24 PM (RZ8pf)

Heh, at least I'm good for something. I thought you were winging to Hawiwi? When is that?

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 11:26 PM (w407e)

362 How long do you think we'll have to wait for the rest of the blatant lies in the original message to be corrected?

Sorry about the formatting. I don't know what happened. What's with the italicization function lately?

Posted by: Vermin at March 27, 2012 11:26 PM (FjiUG)

363 Vermin: paste all copied Net text into MS Notepad before copying it to post here to change it into plain text first. (I've done it too.)

Posted by: andycanuck at March 27, 2012 11:26 PM (6RnvM)

364 And you'll have to italicize manually by using [ i ] and [ /i ] and not the pointy brackets.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 27, 2012 11:27 PM (6RnvM)

365 What's with the italicization function lately?


Posted by: Vermin at March 27, 2012 11:26 PM (FjiUG)

It went the way of the ampersand . . . sniff

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 11:28 PM (w407e)

366 Here's the question that I'm now wondering about:
why do so many white people NEED this to be a case of fat old white dude
cold-bloodedly hunts and kills innocent little black boy?


Posted by: Trimegistus at March 27, 2012 11:25 PM (v9Kjt)



The new Flagellants trying to ward off the demons of their own twisted,demented personalities.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 27, 2012 11:28 PM (X3lox)

367 Please delete long-ass urls in your nicknames so quoting you is not a pain int he ass!!Posted by: logprof

meh. Just keep NotePad open and use it to copy and paste to and fro.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2012 11:29 PM (qOfw/)

368 In case she is gone Peaches, she leaves Friday

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 11:31 PM (uISJm)

369 The homo horde invading ME3??? That is un-freakin'-awesome.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 11:31 PM (U/goY)

370 Posted by: andycanuck at March 27, 2012 11:27 PM (6RnvM)

Thanks. I used Word to try to combine and edit the two emails. I though I could remove all the nonsense. Guess I was wrong.

Posted by: Vermin at March 27, 2012 11:31 PM (FjiUG)

371 What's with the italicization function lately?

Screw the italics. Anymore, we're just happy when the post button works.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 27, 2012 11:32 PM (vbh31)

372 Peaches, we leave Friday. I have two more days of my contract job to get through first. I am so behind in everything, I'm going to be crying with relief when my ass is on the airplane and there isn't anything I can do except read for 6 hours.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 11:32 PM (RZ8pf)

373 Ok folks, I heading out. Everyone have a good night.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 11:33 PM (uISJm)

374 [ i ]Screw the italics. Anymore, we're just happy when the post button works.[ /i ]


Damn unions.

Posted by: Vermin at March 27, 2012 11:33 PM (FjiUG)

375 Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 11:31 PM (U/goY)

Eh, as long as it's not a mandatory "choice", it's really no big deal. It is marketing on Bioware's part, nothing more.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 11:34 PM (UR5vq)

376 the main black panther guy that was talking on tv about the reward is in jail in a town near Atlanta..... seems he went to his probation office 2 days ago and got caught with a gun or some shit. but hes in jail in Ga.

Posted by: Racefan at March 27, 2012 11:34 PM (F2ucS)

377 I still dicked it up!

Posted by: Vermin at March 27, 2012 11:34 PM (FjiUG)

378 Hummingbird: You look just great. Doesn't she? Also keep the darn laptop. SoS wants you to have and use it and so do we.

Posted by: CMU VET at March 27, 2012 10:27 PM (p7ZkL)


Aw man, all y'all don't tease her like that. She's just getting back into the swing of things. For gawds sake don't make her paranoid.

You look just fine in jammies, no make up, ponytail and all.

wait...what?

Posted by: jem at March 27, 2012 11:36 PM (0oYHO)

379 I think that picture of the guy jacking the boat with an assault rifle is not a pirate thing it is a poaching thing. it is for a show where he and some other guys are bounty hunters of sorts that rack down poachers for a reward, especially for African nations that do not ha a coast guard or only have an incompetent coast guard.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2012 11:36 PM (Z9EHQ)

380 No problem, Vermin, as it's happened to alot of us.

And when using the i for italics; b for bold; s for strike; and u for underline with the [brackets], don't use any spaces--I just did that in my example so it would appear onscreen and not run the actual command.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 27, 2012 11:37 PM (6RnvM)

381 RE: Pirates.

I wonder if there would be a market for small torpedos. Just big enough to sink a fishing boat.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 11:37 PM (NVu2l)

382 @205 - Does your 8th grader like animals? Motivated by money? I have some ideas for you.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 11:37 PM (U/goY)

383 Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 27, 2012 11:31 PM (U/goY)

The Ultima series was a bit weirder to be honest. In Ultima 3, you could be an "other" gender (which led Spoon to quip "in what other game could you play as a transsexual Ewok jester?). In Ultima 7, you could have male prostitutes "service" your male character at Buccaneer's Den. These games were from the late 80's, early 90's IIRC.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 27, 2012 11:37 PM (UR5vq)

384 so the unknown race on the chart above, is that one of those white hispanics or black whites?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2012 11:38 PM (Z9EHQ)

385 andycanuck at March 27, 2012 11:37 PM (6RnvM)

Yeah, I figured.

Posted by: Vermin at March 27, 2012 11:38 PM (FjiUG)

386 So, what new HQ memes did I miss while fishing today?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2012 11:39 PM (MLQW+)

387 I love the innertubes. I never know what rabbit hole I'll find myself in. Two clicks away from the Hamms beer commerical on youtube was this 1967 clip from CBS and Mike Wallace on homosexuality.


http://tinyurl.com/7xk5lg5

Very interesting to see the attitudes expressed 45 years ago on both sides of the equation. Some things seem to have changed, others not so much.

Posted by: someone at March 27, 2012 11:39 PM (bqjJT)

388 Success! I'm going to italicize the shit out of this joint!

Posted by: Vermin at March 27, 2012 11:39 PM (FjiUG)

389 Posted by: StPatrick_TN at March 27, 2012 11:23 PM (ND9u

Glad I checked back. She was actually reading a Mark Twain book of her own free will last week. Maybe there is some progress there. I need to check and see if she's continued it or not. And yes, Manga are illustrated Japanese stories.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 27, 2012 11:40 PM (tD5no)

390 Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 11:32 PM (RZ8pf)

Mahalo, PGiS, I will be here to see you off. What are you doin' with Buddy?

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 11:40 PM (w407e)

391 I wonder if there would be a market for small torpedos. Just big enough to sink a fishing boat.
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 11:37 PM (NVu2l)

unless you are torpedoing them in the marine or in one of those muslim holiday flotillas you probably do not need to worry about the collateral damage resulting from a big torpedo.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2012 11:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

392 A 1961 Les paul/SG

Does it still have its PAF's?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2012 11:41 PM (MLQW+)

393 Isn't it kind of problematic to have a floating armory in pirate-infested waters? What if the pirates get hold of it?

This isn't entirely a joke: Age of Sail pirates could and did take over ships sent to capture them.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 27, 2012 11:42 PM (v9Kjt)

394 My nephew is coming to dog sit and do some home repairs for me while we're gone.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 11:44 PM (RZ8pf)

395 holiday flotillas you probably do not need to worry about the collateral damage resulting from a big torpedo.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2012 11:41 PM (Z9EHQ)

I was thinking of plausible deniabliity. Just a small "whump", a bit of a splash and it sinks by the stern. "Dunno what happened. Must have been a onboard malfunction. Too bad we didn't have room to take them on board. Tragic."

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 11:44 PM (NVu2l)

396 'Night y'all!

Must work early tomorrow . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 11:45 PM (ykSKg)

397 386 So, what new HQ memes did I miss while fishing today?
Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2012 11:39 PM (MLQW+)
********************
Ace showed us some naked pics of Octomon...........

Posted by: Racefan at March 27, 2012 11:45 PM (F2ucS)

398 heh, people pissed that a Paradox game is buggy on launch. And this game was made by one dude and outsourced music

Posted by: The Dude at March 27, 2012 11:47 PM (M8yfa)

399 Ace showed us some naked pics of Octomon

Studies in Crayon on a Friendly's Placemat?
That's Ace's preferred medium, is it not?

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2012 11:47 PM (MLQW+)

400 Racefan! I left a few comments about the eagles for you. Don't know if you caught them or not.

The site says they had a confirmed hatch today at 1:16 cdt today.

Posted by: jem at March 27, 2012 11:48 PM (0oYHO)

401 hi everyone, is anyone still here?

my 5 year old had a croup attack, a little while ago, so I'm sitting up listening to him breathe while he sleeps.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 27, 2012 11:49 PM (dyhQA)

402 My nephew is coming to dog sit and do some home repairs for me while we're gone.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at March 27, 2012 11:44 PM (RZ8pf)

Wow, that's a total win/win!!
Hi, racefan, how you doin' my friend? big hug

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 11:49 PM (w407e)

403 Well, that's it for me. Burning up the last of the firewood tonight. After that, we'll heat the house with junk mail.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 27, 2012 11:50 PM (v9Kjt)

404 I was thinking of plausible deniabliity. Just a small "whump", a bit of a splash and it sinks by the stern. "Dunno what happened. Must have been a onboard malfunction. Too bad we didn't have room to take them on board. Tragic."
Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 11:44 PM (NVu2l)

I have seen a few stories of subs snagging a trawlers nets and dragging them under. all we need is a grappling hook and we can let the 2 35,000 hp engines do what they do.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2012 11:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

405 Just in case any of you haven't had a chance to read about Angelo Carusone and Media Matters for Amerikkka and the "war" on Rush and Hannity, etc. From the American Spectator.

http://fb.me/YOWZPbLI

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 27, 2012 11:50 PM (SZ3tO)

406 Ace showed us some naked pics of Octomon...........
Posted by: Racefan at March 27, 2012 11:45 PM (F2ucS)

It looked like he took those with his cell phone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2012 11:51 PM (Z9EHQ)

407 hi Peaches so we hypothesized earlier that you are actually Laurie Dhue is that correct?

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 27, 2012 11:51 PM (5F1NW)

408
Geeze, I leave for 1 hour to watch some TV with the wife:
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 27, 2012 10:36 PM (JKNDp)
Yes, BLUSH, as in the lack of need for makeup due to..you know what finishing that would only make it worse.

In any case @Truman,
I only loathe Gay Shep because if it's done like Dragon Age 2 I'm concerned it will be "pushed" upon you again no matter how hetero you play your character. Choices don't seem to matter when they want to make a political point.

Sidenote, I love Geek Culture too and loathe the politik, I'll be at PAX this year but I take off my Political hat (thankfully my Geek twitter followers learned quickly that I'm primarily a political tweeter and just ignore me) Although this year will be politics hyperdrive so we'll see how it goes .

Posted by: tsrblke at March 27, 2012 11:53 PM (SYrwI)

409 Posted by: jem at March 27, 2012 11:48 PM (0oYHO)
didnt see the comment but did see the little one for a second around 7 tonight...... right after the mom and dad swapped places........

Posted by: Racefan at March 27, 2012 11:53 PM (F2ucS)

410 In unrelated news, Rachel Lucas has started making great blog posts again. Unlike the false start last year (noted by Instapundit), these are long posts with lots of her great photographs.

www (dot) rachellucas (dot) com

Posted by: Looking Glass at March 27, 2012 11:54 PM (2J6Jv)

411 I saw a guy spend 500 dollars on tickets today



Your tax dollars at work, probably. I bought tickets out of my own pocket, 3 of them. One has to be a winner, the shop owner promised me!

Posted by: NC Ref at March 27, 2012 11:54 PM (/izg2)

412 hi Peaches so we hypothesized earlier that you are actually Laurie Dhue is that correct?

Um, no, and who the phuque is that? And, also, don't go hypothesizin' about me when I'm not here . . . you got a question, just ask it to my face.

So, you get over to LJ yet? Cause you are missing something truly spectacular.

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 11:55 PM (w407e)

413 hi Peach, doing good. hope you and your freind is good......... and your Dad.

Posted by: Racefan at March 27, 2012 11:55 PM (F2ucS)

414 under. all we need is a grappling hook and we can let the 2 35,000 hp engines do what they do.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 27, 2012 11:50 PM (Z9EHQ)

The first fast attack I rode, I was sitting in Radio while we were going to PD and the CO all of the sudden says, "Holy Shit, Good God, Emergency Deep!!!!!!!!"

Scared the shit out of me.

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 27, 2012 11:56 PM (NVu2l)

415 Peaches no I cannot make it to LJ sorry
but it is still a nice place

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 27, 2012 11:56 PM (5F1NW)

416 Oh, and if you need proof, you profligate muthafuckahs, here you go, from Wiki:

she sought treatment for her condition and has since maintained her sobriety

How could you possibly think that was me????

Posted by: Peaches at March 27, 2012 11:57 PM (w407e)

417
In the US, whites outnumber blacks by about 5.5 to one. So, if murder victims were selected randomly, without regard to race, one would expect white murderers to kill their victims at a ratio of 5.5 to one. Which is approximately what the numbers show.

Likewise, if black killers chose their victims randomly, they too would kill whites over blacks at a ratio of 5.5 to one. But that's not what you see: instead, black murderers kill approximately ten blacks to every one white.

The numbers tell me that whites do not target blacks for murder, at least not as a general pattern. But blacks are heavily targeted for murder by other blacks.

This is a damned shameful state of affairs. I wish I knew what could be done about it; but I have no answers.





Posted by: Brown Line at March 27, 2012 11:57 PM (AWkdn)

418 hi everyone, is anyone still here?



my 5 year old had a croup attack, a little while ago, so I'm sitting up listening to him breathe while he sleeps.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 27, 2012 11:49 PM (dyhQA)


That really sucks. Went through that quite a few nights with my daughter. Put sleeping-bags down on the floor of the bathroom. Turned the hot water on and let it run till the hot water ran out. Then took her back to bed with me. Of course we both drenched, but at least she breathed better. Did stop me sleeping on those nights though. I hope your baby feels better, and you too.

Posted by: jem at March 27, 2012 11:57 PM (0oYHO)

419 peaches because we know Wikipedia lies

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 27, 2012 11:58 PM (5F1NW)

420 okay so hot chick sat down next to me @ the bar what do I say?????????

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:00 AM (5F1NW)

421 so tempted to buy this game

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 12:00 AM (M8yfa)

422 Hi all, did not read the comments, went camping in eastern nv, and woke up to snow. Was a real nice surprise even though we had no snow clothes. Hope everyone had a good weekend.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:00 AM (fHyXI)

423 So when Charles Blow--the New York Times columnist talks about the "burden" that his black sons bear (intimating that the burden is the possibility that some white "slave master" may shoot his kids) he's talking through his hat? Is the real "burden" the fact that some other black asshole (you know what I'm talking about Mr. Blow) will blow his kids away? Who woulda thunk it?

Posted by: comanche voter at March 28, 2012 12:01 AM (6USwK)

424 okay so hot chick sat down next to me @ the bar what do I say?????????
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:00 AM (5F1NW)

The best pickup line starts with, "Hi."

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 28, 2012 12:01 AM (NVu2l)

425 Its not forced on you. I did not play ME1, played ME2 once and didn't sleep with any of my crew, male or female.I have played ME3 twice now. once as hetero male shepard and slept with two females on my ship. Im about 3/4 way thru a second time playing as a female shepard and have only doinked the reporter. But you can play it and not have sex with any of your crew...I did it in ME2.
Mass Effect is an incredible game/series Just mind blowing-ly good, but damn the ending of the 3rd one sucks sooooooooooooooooo bad. Im hearing that the uproar over the ending is forcing bioware to release some DLC to deal with the plot holes and bucket of warm sputum that is the ending.

Posted by: helofixer at March 28, 2012 12:01 AM (+h9zP)

426 never mind she left

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:01 AM (5F1NW)

427 peaches because we know Wikipedia lies

But you know that, if they lied about me, les peches, they would cease to exist in 3 . . . 2 . . .1, eh? I think you're just all super-sensitive since Maet showed us your pron stash. And, no, La Jolla is not a "nice place." La Jolla makes "nice places" look like cockroach-infested shitholes. Srsly, if you can do it, just take a quick run up the coast, you don't even have to get out of the car and spend $$.


Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:01 AM (w407e)

428 Chemjeff - Hi what's your favorite drink?

Posted by: NC Ref at March 28, 2012 12:02 AM (/izg2)

429 Hey,

does anyone have any reason while neal katyal quit as solicitor general? he argued the obamacare cases all the way through the courts and quit not too long before it was to be argued in the supreme court. any chance he knew it was a loser and wanted to get out so it would not hurt his future prospects?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:02 AM (Z9EHQ)

430 I've found over the years the FBI's UCR is a wealth of inconvenient facts politicians and race hustlers would rather ignore.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 28, 2012 12:02 AM (+NVYG)

431 Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:00 AM (5F1NW)

Start simple, I guess. Ask her how she's doing/name? Could she be at the conference?

Do you carry around business cards with you?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:02 AM (UR5vq)

432 CJ, maybe she's turned on by guys who speak French, so you could say, "Parlez-vous a humma-humma?" Or, maybe not. (Kidding of course, old Cheech and Chong bit.)

How about making eye contact and saying "Hi!"

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 12:02 AM (SZ3tO)

433 thanks jem. This is his third croup attack, so it's not so scary as the first time. He wanted to go right back to sleep, so, I'm hoping he'll get over it soon.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 12:03 AM (dyhQA)

434 Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:01 AM (5F1NW)

Great, the future of the human race is now doomed because you were too slow to react, .

Sorry, I'm just kidding cj. Hope you're enjoying the conference.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:03 AM (UR5vq)

435 Hi all, did not read the comments, went camping in eastern nv, and woke up to snow. Was a real nice surprise even though we had no snow clothes. Hope everyone had a good weekend.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:00 AM (fHyXI)

you do know how to keep warm in an emergency situation ?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:04 AM (Z9EHQ)

436 Do you carry around business cards with you?



Dude. Does not work. At least in my experience, and my biz cards were/are pretty cool.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 28, 2012 12:04 AM (/izg2)

437 This is a damned shameful state of affairs. I wish I knew what could be done about it; but I have no answers.Posted by: Brown Line

I dont' think anyone does, and the problem won't be addressed if simply discussing it becomes an exercise in who's the bigger racist. The Cult of Victimhood has effectively ensured more animus and more misery for all Americans for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2012 12:04 AM (qOfw/)

438 chemjeff, I'm with Theresa, say hi!

She may have sat down next to you for a reason, you know.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 12:04 AM (dyhQA)

439 cj, first off, maybe the best posture to take when you are out of an evening in a place where the sexes might be inclined to mingle is to NOT sit there on your device posting on the HQ?

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:05 AM (w407e)

440 chemjeff, now you'll know what to do next time

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 12:06 AM (dyhQA)

441 All of the young'uns in my family are absolutely adorable, but with my youngest great-niece, every time I see a picture of her she's got this BIG smile. My niece posted on FB today that she had an ear infection, and she had a picture of herself holding her daughter that was taken after they got home from seeing the doctor, and BIG SMILE! And we all know that ear infections can be hellacious.

Gotta love a kid like that, even if they're not related to you.

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 12:06 AM (SZ3tO)

442
420 okay so hot chick sat down next to me @ the bar what do I say?????????
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:00 AM (5F1NW)


Do you like pancakes?

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2012 12:07 AM (GULKT)

443 435 Hi all, did not read the comments, went camping in eastern nv, and woke up to snow. Was a real nice surprise even though we had no snow clothes. Hope everyone had a good weekend. Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:00 AM (fHyXI) you do know how to keep warm in an emergency situation ?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:04 AM (Z9EHQ)

Thank goodness for surprises. We had this beautiful campsite to ourselves, and did not kill each other, tee hee.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:07 AM (fHyXI)

444 How about making eye contact and saying "Hi!"?
Sure, but what are the odds of that?

Posted by: a phycisit at a bar at March 28, 2012 12:07 AM (6RnvM)

445
I dont' think anyone does, and the problem won't be addressed if simply discussing it becomes an exercise in who's the bigger racist. The Cult of Victimhood has effectively ensured more animus and more misery for all Americans for the foreseeable future.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2012 12:04 AM (qOfw/)

why not put that chart everywhere you we can find space. 1. biggest threat to african American - african Americans. 2. biggest threat to everyone else - not whites. 3. african Americans really have it in for the others and unknowns.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:08 AM (Z9EHQ)

446 143
"If he tells me I look fine when I look like this I'm taking him to the eye doctor"



You always look beautiful to me, you should know that by now.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 27, 2012 10:25 PM (R5yLq)


Whoever had money on Tuesday, please collect now.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 12:08 AM (kaalw)

447 Hi, Lou! Bet you and hubby had a great time. Welcome back.

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 12:08 AM (SZ3tO)

448 "okay so hot chick sat down next to me @ the bar what do I say?"

nothing. smile and carry on. long distance sucks.

Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 12:10 AM (FQlFL)

449 Thank goodness for surprises. We had this beautiful campsite to ourselves, and did not kill each other, tee hee.
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:07 AM (fHyXI)

the campfire is good, but in an emergency the thing to do is two people, one sleeping bag, no clothes. I think it sounds like that will work into your plans.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:10 AM (Z9EHQ)

450 I hate the Victimhoos people. Saw a spanish guy I worked with before who plays the race/victim card. He played it again. Well..he cant play the black card..which is stronger..and i think that pisses him off!! Piece of shit asshole. And I got fired and he keeps climbing up the ladder. I am a middle age white male.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:11 AM (uhPd1)

451
448 "okay so hot chick sat down next to me @ the bar what do I say?"nothing. smile and carry on. long distance sucks.
Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 12:10 AM (FQlFL)


Its not long distance tonight.

Posted by: buzzion at March 28, 2012 12:11 AM (GULKT)

452 reading this thread is like listening sotomayor talk.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:11 AM (Z9EHQ)

453 I am a middle age white male.
Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:11 AM (uhPd1)

analyst of what?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:12 AM (Z9EHQ)

454 sheesh two in a row.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

455 447 Hi, Lou! Bet you and hubby had a great time. Welcome back.
Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 12:08 AM (SZ3tO)

We did, talk about a good weekend. We had no phones/tv/radio/.Had the entire campsite to ourselves.And it snowed, whats not to love!Glad we went.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:13 AM (fHyXI)

456 And I got fired and he keeps climbing up the ladder. I am a middle age white male.

Well that suck syphilitic donkey balls. {{{Analyst}}}

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:13 AM (w407e)

457 I think I need to get a black shirt

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:14 AM (5F1NW)

458 the campfire is good, but in an emergency the thing to do is two people, one sleeping bag, no clothes. I think it sounds like that will work into your plans.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:10 AM (Z9EHQ)

Well, we turned two sleepingbags into one, does that count?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:15 AM (fHyXI)

459 -->Dude. Does not work. At least in my experience, and my biz cards were/are pretty cool.

Worked for me ... once, in a bar, some guy handed me his business card and told me if I ever needed my Versatile repaired to give him a shout. That was 14 years ago, when we were both single : )




Posted by: Carolyn at March 28, 2012 12:15 AM (CQId4)

460 >>>Dude. Does not work. At least in my experience, and my biz cards were/are pretty cool.

Thanks for sharing. I wouldn't know myself - I'm only throwing out thoughts out there.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:15 AM (UR5vq)

461 Thanks, someone. I used to drink a bit a Hamm's while ice fishin' in the great tundra state of MN.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 12:16 AM (U/goY)

462 analyst so sorry

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:16 AM (5F1NW)

463 my 5 year old had a croup attack, a little while ago, so I'm sitting up listening to him breathe while he sleeps. Posted by: elizabethe at March 27, 2012 11:49 PM (dyhQA)
My parents used a remedy with my sister and I and we used with our three kids. Sounds weird, but works like a charm. Soak a wool sock with vinegar, ring out the sock real well so it's damp but not drippingand warm the sock. Warm, not hot. Place around the little one's neck and secure with a safety pin. We used white vinegar and I've heard others use apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 28, 2012 12:16 AM (WUWb9)

464 Well, we turned two sleepingbags into one, does that count?
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:15 AM (fHyXI)

even better.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:17 AM (Z9EHQ)

465 I think I've had one too many Shirley Temples tonight!

Posted by: a *phsyicist" at a bar at March 28, 2012 12:18 AM (6RnvM)

466 --That's one greater than the number of people I have ever heard utter "meh."


Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 11:02 PM (ykSKg)


Hey, wait a second -- I use "meh" all the time!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 12:19 AM (kaalw)

467 Jordan to Allow Global March to Jerusalem

http://tinyurl.com/7qjceaz

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:19 AM (UR5vq)

468 A hot chick walks into a bar and sits down next to a chemistry professor ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 12:19 AM (mj1qf)

469 Okay, time to dial it down to "act-like-a-fuckin'-sane-person-fake-it-if-you-have-to" mode.

Night, sweet morons. You're beautiful, never change . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:19 AM (w407e)

470 speaking of red heads, which we were not, that judge on that court show is kinda good lookin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:20 AM (Z9EHQ)

471 468 A hot chick walks into a bar and sits down next to a chemistry professor ...

It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 28, 2012 12:21 AM (UR5vq)

472
Posted by: Carolyn at March 28, 2012 12:15 AM (CQId4)


OK no fair you're an 'ette. So you control all the boobehs and......well, pretty much everything else.

Posted by: NC Ref at March 28, 2012 12:21 AM (/izg2)

473 468 A hot chick walks into a bar and sits down next to a chemistry professor ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 12:19 AM (mj1qf)

And he says, have you seen my lab assistant?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:21 AM (fHyXI)

474 Can someone call me a cab?

Posted by: a **physicist** at a bar at March 28, 2012 12:21 AM (6RnvM)

475 ammo dump, thanks for the tip. I'm not sure if I have any wool socks, though.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 12:22 AM (dyhQA)

476 night Peaches......... hope you have a great tomorrow........

Posted by: Racefan at March 28, 2012 12:22 AM (F2ucS)

477 Jordan to Allow Global March to Jerusalem

http://tinyurl.com/7qjceaz

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:19 AM (UR5vq)

who the cares what michael jordan thinks, why does anyone need his permission at all in jerusalem?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:22 AM (Z9EHQ)

478 "Its not long distance tonight."



Gal's geographic game grates good guy's gonads greatly, G?


Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 12:22 AM (FQlFL)

479 new ArmA 3 info.......drools

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 12:22 AM (M8yfa)

480 I am like my mother. I am trying to solve everyone else's problems. please shoot me.

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:23 AM (5F1NW)

481 326
Berserker I STRONGLY suggest sending the SG to a pro- I jacked up a olde
Firebird BAD trying to do it myself and it wasn't worth it-

Posted by: DAve at March 27, 2012 11:15 PM (BV23D)


Ahem. Berserker IS a pro.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 12:23 AM (kaalw)

482 A hot chick walks into a bar and sits down next to a chemistry professor ...

And the Professor says ... I like crispy and original ... ta boom tish

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 12:24 AM (crQEo)

483 Speaking of murders, there were 5 in a home invasion style event about a mile from where I live. They have a perp in custody, he used an edged weapon, something like a meat cleaver. Yes, I said 5 victims.

The suspect is an illegal alien from Vietnam who should have been deported in 2006 after serving time for armed robbery, BUT for the ruling of the supreme court, who ruled that he should be released after 6 months, except that Vietnam didn't want him back, so he was released to do his mayhem.

I just ordered another pistol.

Posted by: navybrat at March 28, 2012 12:24 AM (7wmh4)

484 #475 In a pinch we would use a cotton sock. Not sure why the wool sock. Maybe some folks might used very thin nylon socks. Cotton should work just fine. All the kids at croup and one time or another. After this treatment, they woke up without the croup.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 28, 2012 12:25 AM (WUWb9)

485 A 1961 Les paul/SG



Does it still have its PAF's?




yeah it does. This sucker was just rotting away in some garage for years, so its basically time capsuled. It was definitely played though, the neck is all faded out, and it has a few dings and scratches.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 12:26 AM (FMbng)

486 who the cares what michael jordan thinks, why does anyone need his permission at all in jerusalem?

I dunno why I thought that was so funny, .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:26 AM (UR5vq)

487 And he says, have you seen my lab assistant?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:21 AM (fHyXI)

Unlike the biology professor, who would be duty-bound to add, "or any portion thereof"
Yeah, I know, I said I was leaving. Still taking the vitamins and completing the ablutions. Soon . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:27 AM (w407e)

488 #484 It would be nice if English was my native language. It is, but you wouldn't know it from my last post. Cotton socks will work.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 28, 2012 12:27 AM (WUWb9)

489 From Drudge, the world's smallest puppy/dog in my sock.
http://tinyurl.com/cq779pk

Oh, and fucking Yahoo is also a fucking banned site in the sock URL hot link just like tinyurl and youtube.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 28, 2012 12:28 AM (6RnvM)

490 Kratos - that is very interesting. I never played any of the Ultima games. It strikes me odd that they are adding stuff for da gays. Very small niche market at best and not really a gaming group.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 12:28 AM (U/goY)

491 420
okay so hot chick sat down next to me @ the bar what do I say?????????

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:00 AM (5F1NW)


First things first, CJ -- drop a hand in "her" lap to make sure she's really a chick.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 12:31 AM (kaalw)

492 Is it good to take fish oil?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:32 AM (uhPd1)

493 Chemjeff,

How do you like my fine city so far??

Posted by: mpfs at March 28, 2012 12:32 AM (TlwCF)

494 who the cares what michael jordan thinks, why does anyone need his permission at all in jerusalem?

I dunno why I thought that was so funny, .
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:26 AM (UR5vq)

there is a story that says that when king hussein of jordan passed away mariah carey issued a statement that said she is devestated because she was a very close personal friend of michael jordans and offered her condolences to her family. when a reporter called and explained that it was not michael hordan but king hussein of jordan the rep said she would get back to the reporter. a short while later the rep called back and said that she was sorry for the error and wished to extend her sincere condolences to the people or iraq. the reporter explained that sadam husein was the leader of iraq and not jordan. the rep again said she would call back but never did.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:33 AM (Z9EHQ)

495 ok ammo dump. thanks. your blog english is very good.

cotton sock, check.

His breathing seems to be getting a lot better, so I may turn in.

Since chemjeff doesn't seem to need any pick up advice and I don't know anything about games or weapons or anything else you morons find interesting.

good night peaches!

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 12:33 AM (dyhQA)

496 480 I am like my mother. I am trying to solve everyone else's problems. please shoot me.
Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:23 AM (5F1NW)

No, you are a sweetheart. and she is just out there and will appreciate you.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:34 AM (fHyXI)

497 What up beotches? Everyone playing nice tonight?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 12:34 AM (ZZPDI)

498 More liberal states=more illegals

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:34 AM (uhPd1)

499 Aaarrrrggghhhhh!!! I got mail today from "President Barack Obama" (a phrase I have never, ever uttered). Just opened it. Pic of fuckin' Barky looking all Rodin-thinker, and on the back it says " Pres O and Dems in Cong cannot keep the Republicans from stopping the progress they have made without your support." Really, Barry? Cause, fuck you with a rusty chainsaw, babe. You are one and done. This week was your Waterloo, fucker.

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:35 AM (w407e)

500 yeah it does. This sucker was just rotting away in some garage for years, so its basically time capsuled. It was definitely played though, the neck is all faded out, and it has a few dings and scratches.
Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 12:26 AM (FMbng)

I have a couple 61's and the earliest known 60 SG that's been found to date. Two of them are sporting matching amps.
I am assumuing your's also has the Maestro Vibrato? Damn shame those things are so tinny...everything else about those guitars lends to HUGE tone...fragile as they get, though.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 12:35 AM (MLQW+)

501 CAC's senate post made an Insty mention.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 28, 2012 12:36 AM (SuBE0)

502 ""It strikes me odd that they are adding stuff for da gays. Very small niche market at best and not really a gaming group.""


yeah well I'm in the middle of mass effect 3, if my character blows off the hot brunette chick and starts eying up the dudes, I'm gonna fly that ship straight into a fucking asteroid.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 12:36 AM (FMbng)

503 Is it good to take fish oil?

I take it every day, ain't dead yet. Costco is a great source of vitamins and supplements, fresh and cheap.

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:36 AM (w407e)

504 Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD

Why are you on this blog and not pub-crawling Gaslamp right now?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 28, 2012 12:37 AM (qOfw/)

505 Soak a wool sock with vinegar, ring out the sock
real well so it's damp but not drippingand warm the sock. Warm, not hot.
Place around the little one's neck and secure with a safety pin. We
used white vinegar and I've heard others use apple cider vinegar.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 28, 2012 12:16 AM (WUWb9)


I might suggest diluting the vinegar or using something under it -- straight vinegar tends to be hard on skin.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 12:37 AM (kaalw)

506 Dennis Rodman is broke. He cannot make his 9500/month child support payments. Also, he is 800,000 in debt. He is also very sick says Fox sports

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:37 AM (uhPd1)

507 I don't want to take the ONT all gun geek but...XDm Compact in .40 SW - any reviews?

oh, and howdy Morons/ettes.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 28, 2012 12:38 AM (+rBDt)

508 Oh, lookie here, there's a "prepaid" return envelope. I just wrote "go fuck yourselves" and will send it back to them. How DARE they send me mail, those shitbirds?

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:38 AM (w407e)

509 jeez, I'm fried...your's was supposed to be 'yours' as I am assuming it is a client's guitar.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 12:39 AM (MLQW+)

510 Pic of fuckin' Barky looking all Rodin-thinker,

Probably taken while sitting on the can, then.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 12:39 AM (mj1qf)

511 499 Aaarrrrggghhhhh!!! I got mail today from "President Barack Obama" (a phrase I have never, ever uttered). Just opened it. Pic of fuckin' Barky looking all Rodin-thinker, and on the back it says " Pres O and Dems in Cong cannot keep the Republicans from stopping the progress they have made without your support." Really, Barry? Cause, fuck you with a rusty chainsaw, babe. You are one and done. This week was your Waterloo, fucker.
Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:35 AM (w407e)

Peaches, yes indeed. He sells us out to the Russians, throws a victim of a racial attack (zimmerman) under the bus, and stops the coal workers from making a living. When is his impeachment?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:39 AM (fHyXI)

512 502 ""It strikes me odd that they are adding stuff for da gays. Very small niche market at best and not really a gaming group.""


yeah well I'm in the middle of mass effect 3, if my character blows off the hot brunette chick and starts eying up the dudes, I'm gonna fly that ship straight into a fucking asteroid.
Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 12:36 AM (FMbng)

you might think that was the case but I am not sure. the manager of our favorite restaurant is pretty overtly not straight and he and his partner are the guys that pre order every shooter that comes out and play it all weekend.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:39 AM (Z9EHQ)

513 #505 We never diluted the vinegar, but your recommendation makes sense.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at March 28, 2012 12:40 AM (WUWb9)

514 (pssssst, I think Analyst is the trolltard. The first clue was its hash. The second clue was it talked about having had a job.)

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 12:40 AM (SZ3tO)

515 yankeefift...I am a political analyst.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:40 AM (uhPd1)

516 Probably taken while sitting on the can, then.


Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 12:39 AM (mj1qf)
LOL, it does kinda look like he's straining to drop a dem . . .

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:41 AM (w407e)

517 ""I have a couple 61's and the earliest known 60 SG that's been found to date. Two of them are sporting matching amps.

I am assumuing your's also has the Maestro Vibrato? Damn shame those
things are so tinny...everything else about those guitars lends to HUGE
tone...fragile as they get, though.""


Yeah it has the maestro, frigging contraption those things are.. The dude who owned the thing said he had the amp but threw it out (??!!)

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 12:42 AM (FMbng)

518 514 (pssssst, I think Analyst is the trolltard. The first clue was its hash. The second clue was it talked about having had a job.)
Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 12:40 AM (SZ3tO)

trolltards suck, just saying! lard omelot. Sorry, watching a cheesy steven segal movie.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:43 AM (fHyXI)

519 I have an MA in Public Policy and an MA in Political Science.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:43 AM (uhPd1)

520 I am no Troll

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:43 AM (uhPd1)

521 I do that too, Peaches, when I get leftie mail.

You might even include a phoney cheque from e.g.
Mr Joooo Killah
666 Arab Spring Blvd
Tehran, Iran
6918169
Memo: keep up the good work, Baraka!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 28, 2012 12:44 AM (6RnvM)

522 Insert Nelson Muntz "Ha Ha!" here:

Tzipi Livni ousted from Kadima party leadership.

Stupid appeasionist scrunt.

http://tinyurl.com/co8sk68

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:44 AM (UR5vq)

523 Ha, ha Peaches.
I did that with AARP slimeballs.

Day 2 of forced medical leave spent at the Air and Space museum in Balboa Park. beautiful day.

Posted by: mpfs at March 28, 2012 12:44 AM (TlwCF)

524 "...he and his partner are the guys that pre order every shooter that comes out and play it all weekend."

Genetics!

Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 12:45 AM (FQlFL)

525 Sorry, watching a cheesy steven segal movie.

What Steven Seagal movie isn't cheesy?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:45 AM (UR5vq)

526 I am no Troll

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:43 AM

A duck!

Posted by: Arthur, King of the Britons. at March 28, 2012 12:45 AM (+rBDt)

527 I am working for a Republican Congressman. Always find a new job. Jobs are sporadic in my field

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:45 AM (uhPd1)

528
CL the xd's are the bee's knees. Have a 9 tact and a 45 tact. Exile machine for the extra mags-
I used to love all those olde guitars but then once when I was relaxing in the bar after one gig I realized that I had like $30K worth sitting in my truck in the parking lot. Sobered me up if you know what i mean...

Posted by: DAve at March 28, 2012 12:46 AM (BV23D)

529 You might even include a phoney cheque from e.g.

Yeesh, if you do that, make sure you wipe the envelope down so there are no fingerprints and don't put whatever they mailed you in the envelope. I think they put identifying number on those things

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 12:46 AM (ZZPDI)

530 I do that too, Peaches, when I get leftie mail.

That is the incomprehensible part of the whole deal, andy, I have NEVER gotten libtard mail before. I get boatloads of JimDeMintMarcoRubioRacistH8R stuff (makes me very nervous that teh postal person will jihad me), but this? I was gobsmacked. That pic is goin' right back at 'em with my little message of disdain.

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:47 AM (w407e)

531 Also, with Obama and liberals in power..getting tougher for republicans to raise capital.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:47 AM (uhPd1)

532 Last night you were stu, Breitbart, and Dan@yahoo, among others (uhPd1)

You're either Sybil reincarnated, or you're the troll.

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 12:47 AM (SZ3tO)

533 well
that didn't go well
so.hot chick moved to lounge I move over there but I am so drunk I stumble
god.I suck at this

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:47 AM (5F1NW)

534 Peaches: I used to get mail from the Serbian Unity Congress. During the time of the wars in the Balkans. And I'm Croatian. I called them up and asked why? They said some Serbians do have my last name, so they thought that I... Well, I figured a "go fuck yourself", as satisfying as that might be, would be less effective than a appeal to the pursestrings. I just said that the only thing your mailings to me achieves is running up your postage costs, so it would behoove you to stop. And lo and behold, no further missives from SUC.

Posted by: sistrum at March 28, 2012 12:48 AM (AyryN)

535 ""jeez, I'm fried...your's was supposed to be 'yours' as I am assuming it is a client's guitar.""


yeah its not mine, I wish it was. The place he brought to get fixed gave it to me to deal with. Nice of them....let me get the ulcer. It started to crack the body on the one side of the joint as they like to do, but its not real bad.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 12:48 AM (FMbng)

536 I tried to play guitar and get a gig. Did not work out.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:48 AM (uhPd1)

537 529 You might even include a phoney cheque from e.g.

Yeesh, if you do that, make sure you wipe the envelope down so there are no fingerprints and don't put whatever they mailed you in the envelope. I think they put identifying number on those things
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 12:46 AM (ZZPDI)

do not lick the envelope.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:49 AM (Z9EHQ)

538 I have to give Cracked.com credit for surpassing all others in dishonesty in covering the Fluke-Limbaugh affair:

A while back, hugely popular political commentator Rush Limbaugh lost a bunch of advertisers because he publicly called a college girl a slut and a prostitute after she suggested that health insurance plans should cover birth control.

Lies and deceptions I can count:

1) Calling a 30 year old activist a college student
2) Testifying in front of Congress is not "suggesting"
3) Testifying in support of legislation to overturn the first amendment and force coverage is not "should"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 28, 2012 12:49 AM (3aXbg)

539 Peaches, don't send back the envelope. Depending on how they bracket their mail, you might get on a list they sell and then you'll get mail from every left wing group in town -- plus they'll make money from getting to sell your info.

Just throw it away. Trust me, I know of whence I speak. No one of any import will get your response anyway. Just some minimum wage "worker" at a caging company.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 12:50 AM (dyhQA)

540 Yes, bebe's, I don't include the insert with my name/address and any i.d. number on the letter itself.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 28, 2012 12:50 AM (6RnvM)

541 I got mad and broke my guitar. Went into politics.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:50 AM (uhPd1)

542 Sobered me up if you know what i mean...

Posted by: DAve at March 28, 2012 12:46 AM (BV23D)
Yeah, I do. And maybe this is the right time to say RIP Eric Lowen. Helluva singer-songwriter and a great dude. Passed away on Friday after 10 years of battling ALS. Anyone wants to listen to some great music, check out lowen navarro website.

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:50 AM (w407e)

543 .. The dude who owned the thing said he had the amp but threw it out (??!!)



FUUUCK!? The Handle and 'Les Paul' Placard/Ornament alone would run a guy $150.00...

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 12:51 AM (MLQW+)

544 So what do people in here do for a living?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:51 AM (uhPd1)

545 Hey guys, dropping in after spending a few quality minutes with your man chemjeff at the Marriott bar. He wants me to say "hello". Oh yes, I have an opening between 4 oclock and 8 oclock.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 28, 2012 12:51 AM (WUWb9)

546 I've got a rim job, Analyst.

Posted by: sandra fluke at March 28, 2012 12:52 AM (6RnvM)

547 "so.hot chick moved to lounge I move over there but I am so drunk I stumble"

"Walk Away" by The James Gang

Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 12:52 AM (FQlFL)

548 525 Sorry, watching a cheesy steven segal movie. What Steven Seagal movie isn't cheesy?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:45 AM (UR5vq)

Very true.
What is up with these medicine commercials

They cause blindness,deafness,erectile disfunction, heart attacks, loss of life, etc, yet they keep selling this shit to the people who have allergies, wtf?
Just saying~!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:52 AM (fHyXI)

549 sometimes they can code the envelope. it's really not worth it to try to enact retribution through direct mail. Any response can be used for positive ends for them.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 12:52 AM (dyhQA)

550 My lovely soon go be ex sister in law called my 79 year old terminally I'll mother on Sunday and screamed at her that she is a c**t. Charming. Filed formal criminal harassment complaint against te bitch. I don't say this ever but she should DiAF. Who does this?

Posted by: mpfs at March 28, 2012 12:53 AM (TlwCF)

551 ""I used to love all those olde guitars but then once when I was relaxing
in the bar after one gig I realized that I had like $30K worth sitting
in my truck in the parking lot. Sobered me up if you know what i mean...""




That would be suicide today. I always watched the gear like a hawk.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 12:53 AM (FMbng)

552 You should be ashamed of yourself Sandra!

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:53 AM (uhPd1)

553 Oh yes, I have an opening between 4 oclock and 8 oclock.
***
I thought we already made an appointment?

Posted by: The USS Harry Truman at March 28, 2012 12:54 AM (3aXbg)

554 Okie dokie, then, I'm gonna just throw this thing away and thanks for the advice.

And, elizabethe, I am so sorry about your baby's croup attack. I've seen them and they are absolutely horrifying to witness. Prayers for you and the boy.

Now, I'm really done for the day. God bless, darlins.

Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:54 AM (w407e)

555 ""FUUUCK!? The Handle and 'Les Paul' Placard/Ornament alone would run a guy $150.00...""


yeah I don't exactly know just what amp he had, but you know it had to be something good.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 12:55 AM (FMbng)

556 So what do people in here do for a living?

***
President'n

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 28, 2012 12:55 AM (3aXbg)

557 thanks, Peaches, he seems to be breathing better now. good night!

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 12:55 AM (dyhQA)

558 wtf mpfs? why is she fucking with your mom?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 12:56 AM (ZZPDI)

559 mpfs ...Family can be the most difficult work we ever do. Family can be more difficult than any job.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:56 AM (uhPd1)

560 President'n
Posted by: Barack Obama at March 28, 2012 12:55 AM (3aXbg)

opps!

I think you meant "preznit"

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 12:56 AM (Z9EHQ)

561 Obama is a troll!

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:56 AM (uhPd1)

562 550 My lovely soon go be ex sister in law called my 79 year old terminally I'll mother on Sunday and screamed at her that she is a c**t. Charming. Filed formal criminal harassment complaint against te bitch. I don't say this ever but she should DiAF. Who does this?
Posted by: mpfs at March 28, 2012 12:53 AM (TlwCF)

Wow, what an evil demon bitch.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:57 AM (fHyXI)

563 Geez Peaches that SUCKS- guess if you can still play, you should- tomorrow. who knows?

Posted by: DAve at March 28, 2012 12:57 AM (BV23D)

564 Posted by: mpfs at March 28, 2012 12:53 AM (TlwCF)

The hell? Your mom is a saint and that your soon-to-be-ex-sil is calling her such names, especially in your mother's condition, is despicable and dishonorable.

This said sil is a complete scrunt. Only truly unpleasant and vile people would do that, especially to your mom.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 28, 2012 12:58 AM (UR5vq)

565 Morons

Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 12:58 AM (z9HTb)

566 Why was she so mad at your 79 year old mother?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:58 AM (uhPd1)

567 So what do people in here do for a living? ***
I let dogs out ....

Posted by: Arbalest at March 28, 2012 12:58 AM (hy20b)

568 I always watched the gear like a hawk.

Yep. Everyone's gear. I wouldn't think of gigging anything vintage anymore...too risky.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 12:58 AM (MLQW+)

569 Good evening again.

FREE GENETIC TUNDER!

We shall overcooooome...

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 12:59 AM (4ixH5)

570 Now, I'm really done for the day. God bless, darlins.
Posted by: Peaches at March 28, 2012 12:54 AM (w407e)

You too, youre a sweetheart!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 12:59 AM (fHyXI)

571 547
"so.hot chick moved to lounge I move over there but I am so drunk I stumble"

"Walk Away" by The James Gang




Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 12:52 AM (FQlFL)


It's not like you'll ever see her again, so stumble over and fake a fall to grab a squeeze.

***Note to 'ettes -- no, I'm not seriously suggesting this. CJ is too much a gentleman, and I'm merely trying to be the little red guy perched on one shoulder to make him laugh.***

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 12:59 AM (kaalw)

572 Screaming does not work. Can't change people.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:59 AM (uhPd1)

573 I wish I had a Dog.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 01:00 AM (uhPd1)

574 So, B., how are you seperating that neck joint? Hot knives?

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:00 AM (MLQW+)

575 When I first pointed this out at Michelle Malkin's blog I was relentlessly attacked.
As to the chart, the DOJ classifies Hispanics with whites (which they are for the most part), but this change occurred because the level of crime by aliens (both legal and illegal) rose to politically unacceptable levels. Then 25%, now 28%. With the vast majority by Hispanics. Meanwhile, crime victim reports continue to discriminate in favor of Mexicans, often with the perp identified as white while the Hispanic victim is ....Hispanic. Hmmm.
Black males are responsible for 52% of murders in America now. A statistic that is only increasing for the last 10 years, with a few humps and dives.

Posted by: pat at March 28, 2012 01:01 AM (UFxap)

576 ""Yep. Everyone's gear. I wouldn't think of gigging anything vintage anymore...too risky.""



I don't even like to drive with the shit in the car. I brought my goldtop out tonight and was trying to figure out the best place to secure it in the car in case I had an accident. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:01 AM (FMbng)

577

"So what do people in here do for a living?"

Graft and Corruption!

Posted by: navybrat at March 28, 2012 01:01 AM (7wmh4)

578 well
that didn't go well
so.hot chick moved to lounge I move over there but I am so drunk I stumble
god.I suck at this

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:47 AM (5F1NW)

Ask yourself next time what would Frank Sinatra do if he stumbled?

He'd stumble with style.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:02 AM (4ixH5)

579 Yeah, B-zerk but how it ended up was my ex left a coupla years ago after draining allof ouraccountsso I sold some of my olde crap and three weeks later I had $24K in cash. Sometimes I miss... those guitars. One was a 4-digit Tele... oh well things are things

Posted by: DAve at March 28, 2012 01:02 AM (BV23D)

580 572 Screaming does not work. Can't change people.
Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:59 AM (uhPd1)

If it did, ows would be running the country.
However, real people know that ows are a bunch of deranged, sad people.
I am a ows follower for a living, I follow the bs and report to my betters.
Please do not report me to media matters, I would appreciate this.

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 01:03 AM (fHyXI)

581 oh well things are things

All things are relative.

All relatives are things.

My relatives took all my things.

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 01:04 AM (crQEo)

582 so did you guys see the story about the pilot that came unglued on the jetblue flight today? apparently he began behaving badly enough that the copilot locked him out of the cockpit. they had to make an emergency landing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:05 AM (Z9EHQ)

583 ""Yeah, B-zerk but how it ended up was my ex left a coupla years ago after
draining allof ouraccountsso I sold some of my olde crap and three
weeks later I had $24K in cash. Sometimes I miss... those guitars. One
was a 4-digit Tele... oh well things are things""



Her tombstone would be in the back yard.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:05 AM (FMbng)

584 My relatives took all my things.

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 01:04 AM (crQEo)

Even the recliner?

Assuming you have a recliner.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:06 AM (4ixH5)

585 Graft and corruption? We have that in my city. We are trying to kick out the corrupt liberal mayor.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 01:06 AM (uhPd1)

586 yankeefifth, I heard a snippet of that on the radio. Sound like he just went bonkers and was raving about terrorists and 9/11 and then some passengers tackled him when he tried to get back into the cockpit.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 01:06 AM (dyhQA)

587 Thanks Pat I knew somethin' was "funny" with those stats...

Posted by: DAve at March 28, 2012 01:06 AM (BV23D)

588 Speaking of Media Mutters®, I see where their site traffic has had a big drop. Guess people don't really like their brownshirt tactics all that much. Oh, well, not to worry, Soros will just have to reach deeper into his stash and float them some more money.

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 01:06 AM (SZ3tO)

589 Robert!

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:06 AM (Z9EHQ)

590 I brought my goldtop out tonight and was trying to figure out the best place to secure it in the car in case I had an accident

I fear the lonely stretches of State Highway and small town sherriffs when I am out buying. Having a couple Bikini Girl Cases or a Poodle Case in my car makes me fear a shallow, unmarked grave.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:07 AM (MLQW+)

591 OWS is nuts. I heard the pilot was a muslim?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 01:08 AM (uhPd1)

592 Yeah, kinda drunk, and ready for bed.
Night all ont. You are the best. Glad to find you here still fighting the good fight. God Bless You!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 28, 2012 01:08 AM (fHyXI)

593 vika stumbles, grabs cthulhu's bothria to steady herself and accidentally tears them off his face. Oops!

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:08 AM (sqVOl)

594 so did you guys see the story about the pilot that
came unglued on the jetblue flight today? apparently he began behaving
badly enough that the copilot locked him out of the cockpit. they had
to make an emergency landing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:05 AM (Z9EHQ)

Sounds like he's been hitting the val-u-rite a bit too hard.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:09 AM (4ixH5)

595 YANKEE!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:09 AM (4ixH5)

596 Nah, I've discovered that the very nicest things people who suck can do is leave you alone. I haven't been yelled at by anyone in over three years. SOOOOooooo worth it... I've had my fun

Posted by: DAve at March 28, 2012 01:09 AM (BV23D)

597 Night, Lou! Pleasant dreams!

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 01:09 AM (SZ3tO)

598 yankeefifth, I heard a snippet of that on the radio. Sound like he just went bonkers and was raving about terrorists and 9/11 and then some passengers tackled him when he tried to get back into the cockpit.
Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 01:06 AM (dyhQA)

yeah I only heard a snippet as well. I think it is funny to think what was going through the copilots mind before and after he decided "I need to lock the pilot out of the codkpit." kind of a big move to lock your boss out of the office. good thing he came unglued on video afterwards.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:09 AM (Z9EHQ)

599 Assuming you have a recliner.

Well, reportedly the recliner was recycled but I'm inclined just to cycle a scathing retort about the reported decline in recycling.

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 01:09 AM (crQEo)

600 night lou's a girl

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:10 AM (Z9EHQ)

601 Passengers are giving different stories. Said he talking about a bomb on the plane...talked about arabs and praying. Some said he tried to crash the plane. The cockpit door had to be secured. media is trying to be quiet abt the pilots religion

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 01:10 AM (uhPd1)

602 This plane won't take off until I do!

Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 01:10 AM (FQlFL)

603 the report mentioned that the co-pilot sounded quite calm on the call to request for emergency landing.

I thought that was a funny thing to mention.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 01:10 AM (dyhQA)

604 Haha I got that '52 Tele for $900...good GAWD I'm old...

Posted by: DAve at March 28, 2012 01:11 AM (BV23D)

605 @585, Heck, we got a Sheriff who had to spend a night in his own jail the first day of office...

Posted by: navybrat at March 28, 2012 01:11 AM (7wmh4)

606 She is a mentally disturbed alcoholic. She blames my family for all her problems, a truly vile human being. She won't be so smug when she is served papers with the criminal charges. What does my brother do? Leaves town go work the races at Charlotte and long beach. What a bastard, I told him to put a leash on his wife.

Posted by: mpfs at March 28, 2012 01:12 AM (TlwCF)

607 so is everyone worn out after the obamacare and epa threads?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:13 AM (Z9EHQ)

608 Has the media abandoned their maturbatory PTSD angle yet? Motherfuckers.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:13 AM (sqVOl)

609 Elizabethe...many things sound funny about the pilot story.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 01:14 AM (uhPd1)

610 ""I fear the lonely stretches of State Highway and small town sherriffs
when I am out buying. Having a couple Bikini Girl Cases or a Poodle Case
in my car makes me fear a shallow, unmarked grave.""



You're not kidding.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:14 AM (FMbng)

611 mpfs, can you block her phone number(s) on your mom's phone?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:14 AM (ZZPDI)

612 Was the mentally disturbed alcoholic abused by her parents?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 01:14 AM (uhPd1)

613 I told him to put a leash on his wife.
Posted by: mpfs at March 28, 2012 01:12 AM (TlwCF)

you may find a good shock collar more effective.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:14 AM (Z9EHQ)

614 God, mpfs, what a bitch. Sorry that your mom and the rest of you, have to go through this with her.

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 01:15 AM (SZ3tO)

615 analyst I agree. this is one of those things where we'll find out the real facts in about three weeks after no one is paying attention anymore.

Posted by: elizabethe at March 28, 2012 01:15 AM (dyhQA)

616 I feel obamacare will never end.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 01:15 AM (uhPd1)

617 Nobody won Mega Millions... its now 476 Million.

largest jackpot ever.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:15 AM (DGIjM)

618 593
vika stumbles, grabs cthulhu's bothria to steady herself and accidentally tears them off his face. Oops!





Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:08 AM (sqVOl)


If they come off the face, it's most likely that it was some stray kelp or something. Everything else is firmly attached and ready for action, baby!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 01:15 AM (kaalw)

619 well good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at March 28, 2012 01:15 AM (NqPfa)

620 nite chemjeff. better luck with the chicks tomorrow!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:16 AM (ZZPDI)

621 Interesting. Cthulhu doesn't know what he looks like.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:17 AM (sqVOl)

622 G'night, CJ!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 01:17 AM (kaalw)

623 Cthulhu doesn't know what he looks like.

he breaks all the mirrors?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (ZZPDI)

624 Great summary of Trayvon crap below from sadhill news
http://tinyurl.com/82eyldf

Posted by: andycanuck at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (6RnvM)

625 ""Haha I got that '52 Tele for $900...good GAWD I'm old...""




Not that old. I didn't follow fender stuff much, but I'm assuming that was the 1980's?

I remember when bursts were $2500-5000

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (FMbng)

626 520 I am no Troll
Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:43 AM (uhPd1)


Then why do you change your nick and email so often?

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (+B3Nr)

627 Well, reportedly the recliner was recycled but I'm
inclined just to cycle a scathing retort about the reported decline in
recycling.


Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 01:09 AM (crQEo)

We can make a movie about it starring Kevin Kline.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (4ixH5)

628 You're not kidding.

Nope. It's one of the reasons I keep away from the show circuit. Sitting ducks, those guys are.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (MLQW+)

629 The lottery winner will have family and friends coming out from the woodwork.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (uhPd1)

630
Women beach volleyball players won't have to wear bikinis at the 2012 London Olympics. A new rule announced Tuesday says that participants in this summer's beach volleyball competition can wear shorts and sleeved tops. Athletes in the event have exclusively worn bikinis since the sport was introduced at the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta.

"Many of these countries have religious and cultural requirements so the uniform needed to be more flexible," FIVB spokesman Richard Baker said in an interview on Tuesday.



Countries such as the United Islamic Kingdom, apparently....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 28, 2012 01:19 AM (kdS6q)

631 Thanks Kratos my mom thinks you're a good guy and my sis says hello.

I don't give a shit how she was raised you do not speak to my mother like that period.

Fuck her, let her go to jail. She has sucked my family dry emotionally and financially. Added bonus it was her son that robbed my mother's house on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: mpfs at March 28, 2012 01:19 AM (TlwCF)

632 Night, Chemjeff!

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 01:19 AM (SZ3tO)

633 629 The lottery winner will have family and friends coming out from the woodwork.
Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (uhPd1)

Whoever wins it better claim it under a blind trust.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:20 AM (DGIjM)

634 Has the media abandoned their maturbatory PTSD angle yet?


Masturbation can cause PTSD? That explains a lot.

Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:20 AM (z9HTb)

635 Nobody won Mega Millions... its now 476 Million.



largest jackpot ever.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:15 AM (DGIjM)

NUMBERS! I NEEDZ THEM!!!!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:21 AM (4ixH5)

636 621
Interesting. Cthulhu doesn't know what he looks like.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:17 AM (sqVOl)


???

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 01:21 AM (kaalw)

637 Good night, Jefe!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:21 AM (4ixH5)

638 Somebody is getting harassed? Sorry. I know how much that sucks. The troll treatment is the only thing that works for me. Do not feed. If I so much as answer the phone, it triggers a years stalking.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:22 AM (sqVOl)

639 I remember...

...a Dead Mint Sonic Blue 1962 Strat. Tags, Receipt, Strap and Cloth...all in the case.
The guy wanted $1800 in 1987...I told him he was crazy and bought a Mint64' Jazzmaster, a Real nice 65 Jag, and a Mint 1964 Priceton Reverb from him for $1k, instead.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:22 AM (MLQW+)

640 &&&

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:22 AM (sqVOl)

641 it was her son that robbed my mother's house on Thanksgiving.

Holy crap! Were the cops able to pin it on him?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:22 AM (ZZPDI)

642 If I ever win the lottery everyone on the thread that night who has posted before I announce my win goes to vegas with me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

643 &&&

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:22 AM (sqVOl)

Why you do this to me?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:23 AM (4ixH5)

644 Wait, I saw ampersands! I know I did! Do they work now?

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 01:24 AM (SZ3tO)

645 Whoever wins it better claim it under a blind trust.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:20 AM (DGIjM)

Looks like nobody won. Next jackpot largest in US history at 476 million. That's some serious cash.

Posted by: Tired Wench at March 28, 2012 01:24 AM (oPceJ)

646 If I ever win the lottery everyone on the thread that night who has posted before I announce my win goes to vegas with me.





Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:23 AM (Z9EHQ)

WOOHOO! Hookers and blow here we come.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:24 AM (4ixH5)

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:24 AM (4ixH5)

648 Evening everyone. What did I miss tonight?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 28, 2012 01:24 AM (tlK1P)

649 No, Vika still has the magic power of the ampersand.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:24 AM (4ixH5)

650 WOOHOO! Hookers and blow here we come.
Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:24 AM (4ixH5)

I do not care what they do for a living they are all morons to me.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:25 AM (Z9EHQ)

651 617
Nobody won Mega Millions... its now 476 Million.



largest jackpot ever.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:15 AM

You can thank me if you win it. A 55 percent cut of that would be sufficient gratitude

Posted by: King Barry the Equalizer at March 28, 2012 01:25 AM (Y+DPZ)

652 lolz, I love Sony fanboys

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 01:25 AM (M8yfa)

653 ""Nope. It's one of the reasons I keep away from the show circuit. Sitting ducks, those guys are.""


Yeah I have been on buying trips and hung with some dealers. They are nuts, they walk around with the shit like it was a newspaper. I knew this one dude, he had the fucking cleanest 58 burst I ever saw. It looked like it was a month old, like a reissue, zero fade, mint hardware. He just left it laying against this couch like it was a cheap import at this one get together. Just insane

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:25 AM (FMbng)

654 Whoever wins it better claim it under a blind trust.

I thought you could remain anonymous if so desired? I wouldn't tell anyone, thats for damn sure. the only give away would be my new loboutins.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:25 AM (ZZPDI)

655 \\

Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:25 AM (z9HTb)

656 Coises, fooooled again. Nya-ah-ahhhhh.

""

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 01:25 AM (SZ3tO)

657 Sony has fans? I hate Sony.

Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:27 AM (z9HTb)

658 The Mayans said that the ampersands would be the first to go...then the Dolphins.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:27 AM (MLQW+)

659 'Aight, peace out, all! Going to bed and listen to the soothing sound of the rain outside as I fall asleep.

Posted by: Theresa/FREE GENETIC TUNDER at March 28, 2012 01:27 AM (SZ3tO)

660 If I ever win the lottery everyone on the thread that night who has posted before I announce my win goes to vegas with me.



Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:23 AM (Z9EHQ)



Shit, vision man...vision. I would buy an island, grab all the rons and ettes and start a fucking country. lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:27 AM (FMbng)

661 654 Whoever wins it better claim it under a blind trust.

I thought you could remain anonymous if so desired? I wouldn't tell anyone, thats for damn sure. the only give away would be my new loboutins.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:25 AM (ZZPDI)

From what I understand, the only way for nobody to know who it is ..a blind trust.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:27 AM (DGIjM)

662 That ignorant alchie who used to work for Fox told Shep the pilot was a vet who had a "PTSD episode."

The media wanks on their obsession: creating in the public mind 'the psycho veteran will kill us all' fear.

Welcome home.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:27 AM (sqVOl)

663 I thought you could remain anonymous if so desired? I wouldn't tell anyone, thats for damn sure. the only give away would be my new loboutins.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:25 AM (ZZPDI)

I think it would be funny if you won and did not tell anyone. I would do the same and leave everyone befuddled a to where I was getting obscene amounts of cash for cars hookers and blow. gonna have to come up with a cover story for the household.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:28 AM (Z9EHQ)

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:28 AM (4ixH5)

665
evil???

'sup jackwagons

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2012 01:28 AM (FIE/L)

666 Orrale!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:28 AM (4ixH5)

667 boo

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:28 AM (sqVOl)

668 ack

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 28, 2012 01:28 AM (FIE/L)

669 Good ngiht, Theresa.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:28 AM (4ixH5)

670 Ampersands/Italics/Links, you tease.

Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 01:28 AM (FQlFL)

671 Dammit, Robert!

Congrats, mein Freund.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:29 AM (sqVOl)

672 I think it would be funny if you won and did not tell anyone. I would do the same and leave everyone befuddled a to where I was getting obscene amounts of cash for cars hookers and blow. gonna have to come up with a cover story for the household.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:28 AM (Z9EHQ)

hahaha...

Announce you are going to the South of France to spend a month on your new yacht.
Pack and leave.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:30 AM (DGIjM)

673 Danke, Vika.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:30 AM (4ixH5)

674 Chemjeff. Everyone on here needs advice. Maybe you should be the answer dude for Moron Maladies. I will start. I live among the gays. One set of womens have a 4 yr old boy. Boy will need a man figure at some point, right? Well, the only mans they know are flamin' gays. What would you suggest?

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 01:30 AM (U/goY)

675 Shit, vision man...vision. I would buy an island, grab all the rons and ettes and start a fucking country. lol
Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:27 AM (FMbng)

your idea is better.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:30 AM (Z9EHQ)

676 UJust gonna say, if I win the Mega Mazillions I'm takin' everyone to see Iron Maiden.

Shit's gonna rock, yo.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:31 AM (4ixH5)

677 Just insane

I know asshats like that. No respect.
The odds that one guitar like thatmakes it so long without damage or repair or owner stupidity/calamity are so long as to boggle the mind...and they treat them like $5 crack whores.
It makes me sick, sometimes.
What blows me away are the dealers who are toting around 100K in cash.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:31 AM (MLQW+)

678 Be be,
not yet but the master criminal just updated his Facebook page to tell where he is. Pittsburgh, PA. What a dumb fuck. What do you expect from heroin addicted sociopath?

Posted by: mpfs at March 28, 2012 01:31 AM (TlwCF)

679 Suddenly, I have a great deal of respect for Y5.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:31 AM (sqVOl)

680 Don't you have to reveal who the winner is so there's no chance of a fraud having been committed?

Posted by: andycanuck at March 28, 2012 01:31 AM (6RnvM)

681 Sony has fans? I hate Sony.


Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:27 AM (z9HTb)

people still thinking that the Vita is not doomed to be a gamecube

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 01:31 AM (M8yfa)

682 ""Boy will need a man figure at some point, right? Well, the only mans they know are flamin' gays. What would you suggest?""




Military school

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:31 AM (FMbng)

683 I'm takin' everyone to see Iron Maiden.

Only if Bruce Dickinson came back as singer.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:32 AM (ZZPDI)

684 From what I understand, the only way for nobody to know who it is ..a blind trust.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:27 AM (DGIjM)

you should be careful, there is a nigerian scheme going around that pretends to establish a blind trust but if you read the fine print it is really a blonde trust established with very high maintenance fees and poor investments designed to drain you account immediately.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:32 AM (Z9EHQ)

685 And, bers!

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:32 AM (sqVOl)

686 Don't you have to reveal who the winner is so there's no chance of a fraud having been committed?

I'm pretty sure the ca lottery doesn't require disclosure of the winners name

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:33 AM (ZZPDI)

687 ""I know asshats like that. No respect.

The odds that one guitar like thatmakes it so long without damage or
repair or owner stupidity/calamity are so long as to boggle the
mind...and they treat them like $5 crack whores.

It makes me sick, sometimes.

What blows me away are the dealers who are toting around 100K in cash.""




yeah, a few names come to mind.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:33 AM (FMbng)

688 So what do people in here do for a living?

I drive a Maserati.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 01:33 AM (mj1qf)

689 Only if Bruce Dickinson came back as singer.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:32 AM (ZZPDI)

Oh yeah, he rejoined the band 12 years ago.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:33 AM (4ixH5)

690 you should be careful, there is a nigerian scheme going around that pretends to establish a blind trust but if you read the fine print it is really a blonde trust established with very high maintenance fees and poor investments designed to drain you account immediately.
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:32 AM (Z9EHQ)

If I won.. I wouldnt be going to Nigera.

My sons friends dad is a lawyer. He just claimed a 34 million dollar lottery for his client who formed a blind trust.
During the press conference.. he wouldnt even indicate if it was male, female, group ect.
He told my son.. he could not reveal anything about the winner.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:35 AM (DGIjM)

691 And, bers!

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:32 AM




What am I volunteering for? lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:35 AM (FMbng)

692 Bers, mil schools aren't how you think they are... Good news story recently on it.

PC is gonna kill us all. Carry on.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:35 AM (sqVOl)

693 I respect your island idea.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:36 AM (sqVOl)

694 686 Don't you have to reveal who the winner is so there's no chance of a fraud having been committed?

I'm pretty sure the ca lottery doesn't require disclosure of the winners name
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:33 AM (ZZPDI)

actually, I think they do. They publish it.
I won 1100 last yer and I had to fill out all kinds of stuff.. it included the use of my name to be on the lottery website.
I didnt care.. it was only 1100.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:37 AM (DGIjM)

695 So what do people in here do for a living?

==

Sperm bank depositor

Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:37 AM (z9HTb)

696
My Maserati does 186.

Posted by: Joe Walsh's little brother at March 28, 2012 01:37 AM (mxnUd)

697 @502. I knew that cuz your hash is shorthand for FemBang(BAM).

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 01:38 AM (U/goY)

698 actually, I think they do. They publish it.

Huh. I remember some big jackpots here where they said the winner declined to be identified

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:38 AM (ZZPDI)

699 I will ask the to make the check out to mr. yankee fifth

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:38 AM (Z9EHQ)

700 I'm pretty sure that the CA lottery demands, as one of the prerequisites of you getting your hands on the sweet sweet green, you allow the use of your name etc for promotional purposes. And I know they keep records available for public perusal: my mother confirmed that the unexplained funds my father was flashing shortly after crying poor in the divorce settlement was NOT the result of lucky winnings after the decree, as he claimed.

Posted by: sistrum at March 28, 2012 01:39 AM (AyryN)

701 Nobody won Mega Millions... its now 476 Million.


You could probably start a Formula One team with half a billion. How much does Uncle Barack take?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 01:39 AM (mj1qf)

702 "So what do people in here do for a living?"

Stuntcock.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:39 AM (4ixH5)

703 695So what do people in here do for a living?

==

Sperm bank depositor
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:37 AM (z9HTb) Fluffer?

Posted by: MPAA Best Boy Guild at March 28, 2012 01:39 AM (mxnUd)

704 698 actually, I think they do. They publish it.

Huh. I remember some big jackpots here where they said the winner declined to be identified
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 28, 2012 01:38 AM (ZZPDI)

hmmm... I am not sure then.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:40 AM (DGIjM)

705 674. Did you see that study on kids in gay fams? More likely to be gay. So, relax and let destiny happen.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:40 AM (sqVOl)

706 What does every one do around here you ask?


I make cowbells and sell them at street fairs.

Posted by: mpfs at March 28, 2012 01:40 AM (TlwCF)

707 "I'm takin' everyone to see Iron Maiden."

Mother Russia, give us time to supplicate!





Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 01:40 AM (FQlFL)

708
I respect your island idea.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:36 AM



yeah I thought it was a good one. I can be rather eccentric. It wouldn't be fantasy island, but more like "holy shit" island. lol

Well I wouldn't be like that idiot michael jackson and build a silly ferris wheel, thats for sure..

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:40 AM (FMbng)

709 702 "So what do people in here do for a living?"

Stuntcock.
Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:39 AM (4ixH5)

you two should are made for each other - she is a fluffer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:40 AM (Z9EHQ)

710 Sperm bank depositor
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:37 AM (z9HTb)

Yeah, uh...we're not a sperm bank.

Posted by: Masshole Federal Credit Union Teller at March 28, 2012 01:41 AM (MLQW+)

711 What would you suggest?

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 01:30 AM (U/goY)

Lifetime subscription to Penthouse?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:41 AM (4ixH5)

712 Mother Russia, give us time to supplicate!


Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 01:40 AM (FQlFL)

\m/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLhC2eTkVCM

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:42 AM (4ixH5)

713 So what do people in here do for a living?

Naked bear wrestler.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 28, 2012 01:42 AM (tlK1P)

714 So what do people in here do for a living?


I use to annoy people with pretty good consistency,,, but that had to give way to pro gigolo for the cougar set as annoying wasn't paying the bills...

'sup Horde

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 01:42 AM (KZLoo)

715 710 Sperm bank depositor
Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:37 AM (z9HTb)

Yeah, uh...we're not a sperm bank.
Posted by: Masshole Federal Credit Union Teller at March 28, 2012 01:41 AM (MLQW+)

remember, you really do not want to show up and make withdrawls.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:42 AM (Z9EHQ)

716 she is a fluffer.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:40 AM (Z9EHQ)

Oh sweet.
*Shaves, plucks eyebrows and nosehair*

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:43 AM (4ixH5)

717 BEAN!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:43 AM (4ixH5)

718 ""So what do people in here do for a living?""





Act like a retard mainly

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:44 AM (FMbng)

719 So what do people in here do for a living?

Janitor of the Internet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2012 01:44 AM (xKC/c)

720 so stumble over and fake a fall to grab a squeeze.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 12:59 AM
------
Oh, whammy.

Posted by: Champ Kind at March 28, 2012 01:44 AM (+rBDt)

721 I would love to be a warrior but I'm blind. So, naturally, I'm an artist. Unfortunately, in art you are not allowed to shoot people. Wish I had known that before I invested in it.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:44 AM (sqVOl)

722 Damnit, sock off!

Posted by: Alex at March 28, 2012 01:45 AM (tlK1P)

723 hey Bean .

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:45 AM (Z9EHQ)

724 Yeah, uh...we're not a sperm bank.


Well, maybe you can use this as a chance to branch out.


Get it? Branch? HA!


OK, I'll leaf now.

Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:45 AM (z9HTb)

725 721
I would love to be a warrior but I'm blind. So, naturally, I'm an
artist. Unfortunately, in art you are not allowed to shoot people. Wish I
had known that before I invested in it.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:44 AM (sqVOl)

Maybe if you could get them to sign a waiver and stand in front of a canvas?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2012 01:45 AM (xKC/c)

726 Good night all!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:45 AM (DGIjM)

727 Unfortunately, in art you are not allowed to shoot people.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:44 AM (sqVOl)

If you're not squeamish about mutilating yourself it's not a bad life.

Posted by: Vinny Van Gough at March 28, 2012 01:46 AM (4ixH5)

728 BEAN!!!



You're the new "NORM!!!"

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:46 AM (sqVOl)

729 So what do people in here do for a living?
Hobo Hunter

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:46 AM (MLQW+)

730 Well I wouldn't be like that idiot michael jackson and build a silly ferris wheel,


How 'bout a water slide,,, can wez haz a water slide B'er???

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 01:46 AM (KZLoo)

731 Good night, Shrimp!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:46 AM (4ixH5)

732 So is my '88 Squier Strat with the broken headstock I "repaired" with Elmer's glue worth a lot?

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 01:47 AM (mj1qf)

733 Analyst - sorry to hear about your two MAs. I think there are books about how to deal with that. Something about penguins and eggs I think.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 01:47 AM (U/goY)

734 I sell ampersands on the black market.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 28, 2012 01:47 AM (+rBDt)

735 727. I like pain. Tell me more.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:47 AM (sqVOl)

736 Well I wouldn't be like that idiot michael jackson and build a silly ferris wheel,


How 'bout a water slide,,, can wez haz a water slide B'er???


Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 01:46 AM (KZLoo)

How about we hire Iron Maiden to play next to a big waterslide?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:47 AM (4ixH5)

737 Hi beaner

I'm spent. Time for bed.

Posted by: fluffy at March 28, 2012 01:48 AM (z9HTb)

738 night Jumbo Jogging Shrimp

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:48 AM (Z9EHQ)

739 I like pain. Tell me more.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:47 AM (sqVOl)

Well first you take a dull razor blade...

Posted by: Vinny The Guff at March 28, 2012 01:48 AM (4ixH5)

740 So what do people in here do for a living?
Hobo Hunter
Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:46 AM (MLQW+)

We're gonna need a bigger shopping cart I think.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:48 AM (Z9EHQ)

741 ""How 'bout a water slide,,, can wez haz a water slide B'er??""


Fuck yeah, water slides mean chicks with bikinis.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:49 AM (FMbng)

742 Good night, Fluffy!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 01:49 AM (4ixH5)

743 I am back...looked it up.. and interesting. Each state lottery law is different when it comes to claiming a lottery jackpot anon.

and some dont even allow blind trusts...or only if the prize is over a certain amount.





Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:50 AM (DGIjM)

744 725. I like your style.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 01:50 AM (sqVOl)

745 You're the new "NORM!!!"

Tnks Vika,,, in that case I'll have a froath of beer and a snorkel...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 01:50 AM (KZLoo)

746 alright.. off to bed.

night all..again.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at March 28, 2012 01:50 AM (DGIjM)

747 So what do people in here do for a living?

Official Bikini Inspector. I got a shirt and everything.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 28, 2012 01:50 AM (mxnUd)

748 Fuck yeah, water slides mean chicks with bikinis.
Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:49 AM (FMbng)

bers, it is your island outlaw clothes.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:50 AM (Z9EHQ)

749 So what do people in here do for a living?
Trash Compactor

Posted by: The Head Ewok at March 28, 2012 01:51 AM (MLQW+)

750 Hey Fluffy sorry I missed ya...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 01:51 AM (KZLoo)

751 Fuck yeah, water slides mean chicks with bikinis.
Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 01:49 AM (FMbng)

and 476 million also means girls in bikinis in quebec if you like.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:52 AM (Z9EHQ)

752 Fuck yeah, water slides mean chicks with bikinis.

and with a little nozzle adjustment on the water lines I think we can get that down to "chicks" sans bikinis... oh yeah fun in teh sun...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 01:54 AM (KZLoo)

753 If a Moron in Good Standing won the Mega Millions, he/she/cephalopod
should invite us all on a pirate-hunting cruise off the Horn of Africa.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 01:54 AM (mj1qf)

754 Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 01:54 AM (mj1qf)

Best Idea, EVER.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:56 AM (MLQW+)

755 Mega Million = = free chocolate cake for many days to come...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 01:57 AM (crQEo)

756 753
If a Moron in Good Standing won the Mega Millions, he/she/cephalopod

should invite us all on a pirate-hunting cruise off the Horn of Africa.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 01:54 AM (mj1qf)


Of all things, why pirate-hunting off the Horn of Africa? Hobos don't usually attack, board, or even shoot back.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 01:57 AM (kaalw)

757 Later, Racists.

Posted by: garrett at March 28, 2012 01:57 AM (MLQW+)

758 I would not hire Schettino as Captain, though.

Maybe Shatner.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 01:57 AM (mj1qf)

759 "So what do people in here do for a living?"



Jon Stewart sez: "Truant Officer. What--too soon?"

Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 01:57 AM (FQlFL)

760 I am surprised the murder numbers are not higher than they are.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 01:58 AM (Z9EHQ)

761 Or the busty babe from Battlestar Galactica. She'll take her demotion from Admiral and like it.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 02:00 AM (mj1qf)

762 761
Or the busty babe from Battlestar Galactica. She'll take her demotion from Admiral and like it.


Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 02:00 AM (mj1qf)

The blond that likes to punch?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 28, 2012 02:01 AM (xKC/c)

763 I would think that any moron who won the Mega at this point would establish "the moron suite" in Vegas, where morons could get the perks of being "high-rollers" by merely answering a couple of questions, like: "what do the guys get?" "what brand of vodka is consumed by morons?" or "to what Star Wars race does Ace belong?"

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 02:01 AM (kaalw)

764 The blond that likes to punch?

The brunette. The one commanding the second ship. Whatever-her-name-is. She played Ensign Ro on Star Trek ...


when she was several pounds lighter.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 02:03 AM (mj1qf)

765 Six or Caprica Six?

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:03 AM (sqVOl)

766 I would think that any moron who won the Mega at this point would establish "the moron suite" in Vegas, where morons could get the perks of being "high-rollers" by merely answering a couple of questions, like: "what do the guys get?" "what brand of vodka is consumed by morons?" or "to what Star Wars race does Ace belong?"

vodka? morons either drink gasoline - leaded - or huff.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 02:03 AM (Z9EHQ)

767
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 02:03 AM (mj1qf)

she is good in The Killing

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:05 AM (M8yfa)

768 I can't think of anyone on BSG who had tits. My complaint with the show was the lack of tits I could relate to... no, really.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:06 AM (sqVOl)

769
Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:06 AM (sqVOl)

Kandyse McClure though they didn't show in the jumpsuit

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:08 AM (M8yfa)

770 vodka? morons either drink gasoline - leaded - or huff.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 02:03 AM (Z9EHQ)


You say toe-may-to, I say toh-mah-to.....it's in Val-u-rite bottles, either way.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 02:08 AM (kaalw)

771 I wasn't trying to jerk you all off with the senate post, by the way. We are strongly favored to win the Senate at this point. A hundred things can change, but that is looking good.

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 02:09 AM (c91eO)

772 I wasn't trying to jerk you all off with the senate post, by the way. We are strongly favored to win the Senate at this point. A hundred things can change, but that is looking good.
Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 02:09 AM (c91eO)

no listen in the yankeefifth war room we are showing similar numbers though we are showing 60

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 02:11 AM (Z9EHQ)

773 First an Am. Airlines stewardess goes crazy, now a Jet Blue pilot. Both rantin' n ravin' about bombs, 9/11, terrorists. Makes me wonder - do they get briefings that are making them crazy? Or is it the stress of less job security, no pensions, longer hours, fewer people? Thoughts?

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 02:12 AM (U/goY)

774 Admiral Cain.



I may be mixing the "bustiness" up with Sue Ellen Mischke commanding the federation ship the Wild Things hottie saves in Starship Troopers.



Put the blame on the Balvenie.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 02:13 AM (mj1qf)

775 Santorum has collapsed in Pennsylvania.
Franklin and Marshall 45-16 last poll.
THIS poll: Santorum 30 Romney 28.
If he is barely, barely beating Romney in his home state, the game is over.

So lets focus on all the other races and stop Obama. Lets give MSNBC a night it wishes it could erase.

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 02:14 AM (c91eO)

776 769. You meant "Lipgloss!" She's tiny boobed. Her character is the only one I didn't wish dead. You see, I also adore the gloss.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:14 AM (sqVOl)

777 First an Am. Airlines stewardess goes crazy, now a Jet Blue pilot. Both rantin' n ravin' about bombs, 9/11, terrorists. Makes me wonder - do they get briefings that are making them crazy? Or is it the stress of less job security, no pensions, longer hours, fewer people? Thoughts?
Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 02:12 AM (U/goY)

I do not think there is any meaningful relation between the pilot and the stewardess. stewardesses are frequently obnoxious and rude. the one you are referring to only had the misfortune to get videoed.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 28, 2012 02:15 AM (Z9EHQ)

778 fuuuu you pixy, let me post

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:21 AM (M8yfa)

779 476 mil.....shit I wouldn't know what to do first

Actually yeah I would.

I would give my house to one of those gold tooth gangsta mofos with the hubcap hanging around his neck as a going away present to my neighbor.

Do a little guitar shopping.

I would put together a kick ass metal band, tour the world, not give a rat's ass if it made money, just as long as it could sustain an over the top lifestyle of mindless debauchery and mayhem. Oh yeah, buy a 747, put on a WWI leather flying cap, sit in the pilot's seat and go vrooom vroooom.

Do a little guitar shopping

Run for president, open my first debate against obama with "Dude...you're a dick"......end the campaign right about there, then head back to whatever country I started for happy hour.

Do a little guitar shopping.... maybe at this point just buy the frigging store.

Build some big ass 18th century pirate ship to hold a nice hot tub and bar for going to get my mail...I mean it is an island after all.

Hold a big rally for NOW...get up on stage and say "holy shit, there really is this many ugly fucking women on the planet.""


yeah..shit like that.


Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 02:22 AM (FMbng)

780 I want Lt. Jug*gs from SG-U back on tv

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:22 AM (M8yfa)

781 so the blog doesn't like me writing juggs?

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:23 AM (M8yfa)

782 bah, fuck it

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:23 AM (M8yfa)

783 juggs

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 02:24 AM (c91eO)

784 hah

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 02:24 AM (c91eO)

785 dunno, it wouldn't let me post that with out a star somewhere in it as it was being tripped up as spam

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:25 AM (M8yfa)

786 American Airlines sucks. It is a shitty company. It is ok for American Airlines to declare billions in bankruptcy. However, it is immoral for a homeowner to declare bankruptcy./

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 02:26 AM (uhPd1)

787 time to head off and zone out to Justified

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:27 AM (M8yfa)

788 Juggs?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:29 AM (4ixH5)

789 Hmmm....

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:30 AM (4ixH5)

790 only omit ocular ossification on one's onerous orbs

Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 02:30 AM (FQlFL)

791 Bers is a great fantasist. Winner.

Hi, dude. Happy to see you and your juggs.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:30 AM (sqVOl)

792 CAC was jerking people off?

And I missed it?

Dammit!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:30 AM (4ixH5)

793 And, just like that! He's gone.

Bye, dude.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:31 AM (sqVOl)

794
Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 02:22 AM (FMbng)

We must make these dreams reality.
If I win, I'm donating everything to Bers, minus a finders fee of 65%.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:32 AM (4ixH5)

795 Berserker...you might have more problems if you win.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 02:32 AM (uhPd1)

796 That's really gay, Robert. Although I really like the band.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:32 AM (sqVOl)

797 Good night, Dude!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:32 AM (4ixH5)

798
Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:31 AM (sqVOl)

stuck waiting for an email now

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:33 AM (M8yfa)

799 That's really gay, Robert.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:32 AM (sqVOl)

Yes it was. I denounec myself.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:33 AM (4ixH5)

800 Juggs?? where da juggs???

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 02:33 AM (KZLoo)

801 an email

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 02:34 AM (crQEo)

802
I have a gambling problem. Spend much of my paycheck at the casino or on lottery

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 02:34 AM (uhPd1)

803 where da juggs?

next to Mother and Speed?

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 02:35 AM (crQEo)

804 Hey Kids,

'Sup ?

Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 02:35 AM (ufJKx)

805 Juggs?? where da juggs???

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 02:33 AM (KZLoo)

http://tinyurl.com/693o6o8

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:35 AM (4ixH5)

806
I know people who would gamble the winnings hoping to win more.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 02:36 AM (uhPd1)

807 Berserker - child is not even 5! Need something between now and military school! My father (retired Colonel/Minister) suggested going to the local firehouse. That might be a worthy trip for me, um, for the boy!

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 02:36 AM (U/goY)

808 Bringin' da juggs.

http://tinyurl.com/724w4n2

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:36 AM (4ixH5)

809 The milk jugs girl looks like jailbait

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 02:37 AM (uhPd1)

810 http://tinyurl.com/693o6o8

Oh Yeah Robert those be quads...booootyfull

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 02:38 AM (KZLoo)

811
Maybe I will go buy a few more lottery tickets

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 02:38 AM (uhPd1)

812 Howdy, JC!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:39 AM (4ixH5)

813
Where are the Star Trek geeks tonight?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 02:39 AM (uhPd1)

814 Got a little action for JC up in hee-yuh!

http://tinyurl.com/3uz7a25

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:40 AM (4ixH5)

815 Veeka, that is just damn depressing.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 02:41 AM (U/goY)

816 Where are you people living that you have straight firehouses? Mine are gay and lesbian including the big boss.

JC!

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:42 AM (sqVOl)

817 ""Berserker - child is not even 5! Need something between now and military
school! My father (retired Colonel/Minister) suggested going to the
local firehouse. That might be a worthy trip for me, um, for the boy!""


Shaolin monastery maybe??

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 02:42 AM (FMbng)

818 Howdee JC from the land of the Grizzly,,,

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 02:42 AM (KZLoo)

819 Robert, I like the cut of your spud.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 02:43 AM (U/goY)

820 ""Where are the Star Trek geeks tonight?""



In 10 forward staring at Troy's boobehs.

Posted by: Berserker at March 28, 2012 02:43 AM (FMbng)

821 knew I shouldn't have ordered a stupid PSN code before I was ready to turn the computer off

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:44 AM (M8yfa)

822 Sorry, C. It's a pro-gay study meant to show that the kids are more well adjusted than kids with straights. The other findings were not the goal of the researchers. You could probably find it online. I'll give a go now.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:45 AM (sqVOl)

823 Well, that doesn't mean I'm not old just that I'm not the only one...

Posted by: DAve at March 28, 2012 02:45 AM (BV23D)

824 You know what they say: "never fuck around with a drunk moose."

Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 02:45 AM (ufJKx)

825 I like the cut of your spud.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 02:43 AM (U/goY)

Twice baked potato. Never fails.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:46 AM (4ixH5)

826 CAC, we really need to talk about Virginia. No way Kaine pulls this one out for Obama. With +20% real black unemployment in the Tidewater, no way Obama puts up 08 turnout numbers. The only way the pollsters are holding this one even close for Team Blue is to force 08 turnout models or blend them with 2010. Do you have enough internals to run those polls with 2010 data?

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2012 02:46 AM (3FXA5)

827 You know what they say: "never fuck around with a drunk moose."


Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 02:45 AM (ufJKx)

I tell that bitch Midge to shut her trap and she don't shut up. What the fuck else do I have to do to get her to shut the hell up? So I puts her in her place the next best way, you know?

Posted by: Moose at March 28, 2012 02:48 AM (4ixH5)

828 It's the 25 year study, I think. It's all over the place.

Of course, I consider all studies to be comparable to global warming junk science. Coffee is great for you! This week. Next week? Coffee will kill you!

YMMV.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:49 AM (sqVOl)

829 "In 10 forward staring at Troy's boobehs."

Mr. Crusher, your energies are misdirected!


Posted by: derit at March 28, 2012 02:49 AM (FQlFL)

830 hmm Star Trek. I want to watch Jerri Ryan and Jolene Blalock beat each other with a 3 foot dildo

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:51 AM (M8yfa)

831 No one wants to stare at these luscious jugs while I extoll my wisdom collected over the centuries?

Posted by: Guinan at March 28, 2012 02:51 AM (4ixH5)

832 CAC, we really need to talk about Virginia. No way Kaine pulls this one out for Obama. With +20% real black unemployment in the Tidewater, no way Obama puts up 08 turnout numbers. The only way the pollsters are holding this one even close for Team Blue is to force 08 turnout models or blend them with 2010. Do you have enough internals to run those polls with 2010 data?
Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2012 02:46 AM (3FXA5)
If the 2010 crowd showed up, Obama would be crushed. However, its 2012. Different crowd. Now, the number of minority voters disappointed with Obama will be a factor, and probably cost him 2pts in states like Ohio, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Florida, and Michigan. That is enough to cost him Florida, but not enough on its face to give Romney a sigh of relief in the other four. The question is- do the NoVa voters churn out en mass for Obama again. If yes, he can possibly hold it. If THEY are upset as well, he loses. I peg the state as lean Obama right now.

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 02:51 AM (c91eO)

833 hmm Star Trek. I want to watch Jerri Ryan and Jolene Blalock beat each other with a 3 foot dildo


Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:51 AM (M8yfa)

I like the cut of your jib and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:52 AM (4ixH5)

834 wtf 20 minutes for a digital code

Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:53 AM (M8yfa)

835 In 10 forward staring at Troy's boobehs.

Counselor, I need another appointment this week ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 02:54 AM (mj1qf)

836 wtf 20 minutes for a digital code

That's like centuries in paramecium years ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 02:54 AM (crQEo)

837 FM should have new numbers for PA general election; Rasmussen should for Ohio (overdue actually) for Obama/Romney.

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 02:54 AM (c91eO)

838 830
hmm Star Trek. I want to watch Jerri Ryan and Jolene Blalock beat each other with a 3 foot dildo


Posted by: The Dude at March 28, 2012 02:51 AM (M8yfa)

======
If it weren't for people admitting to thinking like that, Obuttlick wouldn't have become Senator and wouldn't be da preznit today.

Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 02:55 AM (ufJKx)

839 Don't die, ONT!

LIVE!

http://tinyurl.com/73gstbc

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:56 AM (4ixH5)

840 In 10 forward staring at Troy's boobehs.

So that's why the detour Through the asteroid belt... the pounding on the hull increases the jiggly effect,, so I'm told...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 02:56 AM (KZLoo)

841 LIVE, DAMN YOU!

http://tinyurl.com/897hbh5

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:56 AM (4ixH5)

842 LIIIIIVE!!!!!


http://tinyurl.com/7kksofo

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:57 AM (4ixH5)

843 Between the psychiatric counseling, the medical checkups, and the holodeck time, I wouldn't get a lick of work done aboard the Enterprise.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 02:57 AM (mj1qf)

844 476 million
1/2 for immediate payout = 238 million
- taxes

= Still a Texas buttload of money.

I'd take care of my family.

I'd take care of my friends.

And then I'd be the lamest pornstar *ever*.

But I still wouldn't follow Robert's links.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2012 02:58 AM (bxiXv)

845 Don't want the 'Ettes to feel left out.

http://tinyurl.com/3qc6p86

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:58 AM (4ixH5)

846 But I still wouldn't follow Robert's links.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2012 02:58 AM (bxiXv)

Links to the boobehs.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:59 AM (4ixH5)

847 In my world, 20 minutes for code means never. Sorry, dude.


Robert, LIVE!!!

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 02:59 AM (sqVOl)

848 843 Between the psychiatric counseling, the medical checkups, and the holodeck time, I wouldn't get a lick of work done aboard the Enterprise.
Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 02:57 AM (mj1qf)


Little known fact: the entire "Voyager" series was one of Barclay's holodeck simulations.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2012 02:59 AM (bxiXv)

849 Links to the boobehs.
Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 02:59 AM (4ixH5)


Do Not Trust The Robert.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2012 03:00 AM (bxiXv)

850 on linkless device. do not bother feeding me, RoBear.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:00 AM (sqVOl)

851 do not bother feeding me, RoBear.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:00 AM (sqVOl)

With my Mega Mazillions winnings, I'm getting Vika a proper flippin' laptop.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:02 AM (4ixH5)

852 Star Trek is not about tits

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:02 AM (uhPd1)

853 Little known fact: the entire "Voyager" series was one of Barclay's holodeck simulations.

You'd think he'd have worked in more than one ample-chested blonde ...

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 03:03 AM (mj1qf)

854 Do Not Trust The Robert.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2012 03:00 AM (bxiXv)

You can trust me. I'm an awesome, trustworthy dude.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:03 AM (4ixH5)

855
Kirk is cool

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:03 AM (uhPd1)

856 Bones actually got a girlfriend in an episode

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:04 AM (uhPd1)

857 You'd think he'd have worked in more than one ample-chested blonde ...


Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 03:03 AM (mj1qf)

And you'd think Captain Janeway would have been something more than a frigid bitch.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:04 AM (4ixH5)

858 Men in Black

http://tinyurl.com/7tmppwu

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:05 AM (crQEo)

859 For 238E6 bucks, I'd let one of my computers get pwnd.



Not the one with the Cayman bank passwords, natch.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 03:05 AM (mj1qf)

860 ... Since trusting the Robert can be a tricky proposition ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:06 AM (crQEo)

861 Wonder if an illegal will win the lottery this time?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:07 AM (uhPd1)

862 What type of person will win the lottery this time?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:08 AM (uhPd1)

863 Aaaaaaahhhhh!! The tractor! The TRACTOR!!!! It burns!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 03:08 AM (kaalw)

864 Aaaaaaahhhhh!! The tractor! The TRACTOR!!!! It burns!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 28, 2012 03:08 AM (kaalw)

Proudly made in Soviet Russia.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:09 AM (4ixH5)

865 And you'd think Captain Janeway would have been something more than a frigid bitch.

That's the allure of the chase, Philistine!

Posted by: Reginald B, Horndog at March 28, 2012 03:09 AM (mj1qf)

866
Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:05 AM (crQEo)

Is that what's his face?
I'm up to episode...ten? Of Farscape season three. Damn, I can't believe I put it off so long. Friggin' awesome season.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:10 AM (4ixH5)

867 Aaaaaaahhhhh!! The tractor! The TRACTOR!!!! It burns!!!!


I have searched the intertubes for 'My Mother the Tractor' but no luck ...

Did find the 747 barrel roll over lake Washington ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:11 AM (crQEo)

868 Most murder is same race on same race ...

BUT

When murder is interracial

Blacks kill whites about twice as frequently
As whites kill blacks

(Black on white: 454; white on black: 209)

Posted by: rEVOLutionary at March 28, 2012 03:11 AM (AuTOy)

869 That's the allure of the chase, Philistine!


Posted by: Reginald B, Horndog at March 28, 2012 03:09 AM (mj1qf)

Not chasin' someone with all the personality of Hillary Clinton.
Now the half Klingon girl? I'da cockslapped her ridges.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:12 AM (4ixH5)

870
LIVE, DAMN YOU!

Those pillows make me want to play motor boat...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 03:13 AM (KZLoo)

871 Is that what's his face?

No, that's Michael Shanks ... aka the tv version of Dr. Daniel Jackson

There is a joke about how much the two actors resemble each other. They worked it into a SG-1 episode ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:13 AM (crQEo)

872 Motorboat comin' right up.

http://tinyurl.com/6lwl8qx

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:14 AM (4ixH5)

873 CAC, don't focus on the NOVA turnout. What matters is the Richmond/Tidewater area turnout. I live in a deep blue area inside the beltway, for the non-partisans, the shine is off the Obama apple and Kaine excites no one. Team Red's base is (if it even possible) madder then 2010 and pisses at the VA GOP. They will forgive the VA GOP, but nothing Obama can do will cool them off.

I think VA slides red all the way to election day in generic polling, and I think turnout will look like 2010, with some recovery in Team Blue's numbers in the Tidewater/Richmond. Which wont matter.

My election night drinking guide: if the networks cannot call NY for Obama, before they call VA for a Republican to be named later, I break out the good stuff and warm the pudding.

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2012 03:14 AM (EBBBm)

874 Star Trek is not about tits! It's about great gams.

Don't buy me a laptop, R. Laptop gifts are followed by shotgun weddings 'round here, brother husband #2.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:15 AM (sqVOl)

875 No, that's Michael Shanks ... aka the tv version of Dr. Daniel Jackson

There is a joke about how much the two actors resemble each other. They worked it into a SG-1 episode ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:13 AM (crQEo)

Ah! I couldn't tell the difference. Did he also nail Claudia Black?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:15 AM (4ixH5)

876 News from the shop: shop table #1 and all of its drawers are done, but some of the
drawer glides are not in place yet. The skeleton for Table #2 is done and all the dust
frames are in. No drawers yet. Table #3 is all cut out and
about 1/3 of the dadoes are done. Good chance of finishing the pieces and assembling the skeleton of table #3
tomorrow.

Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 03:16 AM (ufJKx)

877 Pineapple is good.

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:17 AM (uhPd1)

878 Laptop gifts are followed by shotgun weddings 'round here

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:15 AM (sqVOl)

Not even an offbrand kind from Walmart?
Okay, how about I just hire an illegal day laborer to sit outside your house and yell at kids to stay the hell offa yer lawn?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:17 AM (4ixH5)

879 852
Star Trek is not about tits

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:02 AM (uhPd1)

=========
Well, that brings the worldwide count of all things that are not about tits to: ...... 6.

Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 03:18 AM (ufJKx)

880 Any good star trek pics?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:20 AM (uhPd1)

881 Here we go ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p91_n-yGXgE

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:21 AM (crQEo)

882 Well, that brings the worldwide count of all things that are not about tits to: ...... 6.

Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 03:18 AM (ufJKx)

And those six things? All about dongs.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:21 AM (4ixH5)

883 ok Star Trek is about tits..you dudes are turning me into a geek

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:21 AM (uhPd1)

884
Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:21 AM (crQEo)

I can't see it. You're gonna have to describe it to me. And reenact it.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:22 AM (4ixH5)

885 jc at March 28, 2012 03:16 AM (ufJKx)

I hope it all comes together soonest ...

Got some used furniture for the new house. Got a used fridge.

Re-learned the lesson - measure the counter cutout for the fridge once; measure the back door, twice.

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:23 AM (crQEo)

886 We need more things about "dongs" and lipgloss.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:23 AM (sqVOl)

887 I've been busy, what happened to SoS vs Che-boy?

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2012 03:23 AM (eLCau)

888
Is that Trek girl into BDSM?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:24 AM (uhPd1)

889 How did a political blog get into dongs and Star Trek tits?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:25 AM (uhPd1)

890 878. Ooh, I like it. Also a shotgun wedding offense.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:25 AM (sqVOl)

891 Political blog!?!

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:26 AM (sqVOl)

892 Sorry Robear,

It is the Michael Shanks // Ben Browder look alike joke ...

Vala (Claudia Black) looks across the table at Col. Mitchell (Ben) and Dr. Jackson (Michael) both staring intently at an alien artifact. She says, 'I know nothing of your world except it has an interesting, if somewhat limited gene pool.'

The two men look at each other, double take, and look back at her.

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:28 AM (crQEo)

893 Please Tell us about yourself veekaoops

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:28 AM (uhPd1)

894 626520 I am no Troll
Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 12:43 AM (uhPd1)

Then why do you change your nick and email so often?
Posted by: Mætenloch at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (+B3Nr)

Posted by: PussNBoots at March 28, 2012 03:28 AM (FU4t1)

895 How did a genital mutilation blog get off on a political tangent?

Oh! It's a fetish.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:28 AM (sqVOl)

896 Motorboat comin' right up.

Fun in the little dingy...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 03:30 AM (KZLoo)

897 In the stupid, totally pointless polling department:
Arkansas:

Romney: 57
Obama: 33

Obama approval 32-64

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 03:30 AM (c91eO)

898 Veek, in Cali - is nothing sacred anymore?!

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 03:31 AM (U/goY)

899 Arkansas is a great place

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:33 AM (uhPd1)

900 Roses are red,
Strawberries are too,
Chocolate cake with strawberries,
is usually good for you ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:34 AM (crQEo)

901
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:34 AM (uhPd1)

902 what happened to SoS vs Che-boy?

Not much at work Jean,, think it's all about the romancing now..
Last I hear che boy and bots steer clear not even going to the lunch room.. glad it's over for SoS and now maybe some fun...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 03:35 AM (KZLoo)

903
Anyone running for any political office/position?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:35 AM (uhPd1)

904 I don't share your optimism, Jean, just because I've seen the numbers.
I think VA will be close. I think PA is a better opportunity for us, as is Michigan and Wisconsin as we badly need to expand the map.

Had a friend tell me she has realized she's a Republican. I told her to enjoy the new nicknames she'll get. And the hopelessness of voting R in a deep blue state (she lives in Maryland).

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 03:36 AM (c91eO)

905 We need more things about "dongs" and lipgloss.

North Korea's ballistic missiles are all about the dongs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-Dong

I don't think they know about lipgloss yet, though.

Posted by: Waterhouse at March 28, 2012 03:38 AM (mj1qf)

906 Best President? Lincoln? RonaldR? Nixon?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:39 AM (uhPd1)

907 I went to preschool next to a firehouse. It was pretty gay then. The lesbians came along while I was in middle school. I never really thought about it. I guess I just assumed it was the same everywhere. So, it's not? How weird. Your police are heavily gay, right?

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:39 AM (sqVOl)

908 Why is Obama so fanatic about looking at North Korea?

Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 03:41 AM (uhPd1)

909 900. Amen.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:41 AM (sqVOl)

910 News from the shop: shop table

Kewl JC,, you've been a busy little beaver for sure... Wasn't it just last week you started cutting?

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 03:45 AM (KZLoo)

911
After Maet asks the question, troll posts one last time, probably typing at the same time Maet is:629The lottery winner will have family and friends coming out from the woodwork.Posted by: Analyst at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (uhPd1) \

Posted by: PussNBoots at March 28, 2012 03:45 AM (FU4t1)

912
Troll mysteriously disappears for about an hour, then starts posting again.

Posted by: PussNBoots at March 28, 2012 03:46 AM (FU4t1)

913 what happened to SoS vs Che-boy?

Posted by: Jean at March 28, 2012 03:23 AM (eLCau)

Che boy lost, SoS is gonna get laid.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:48 AM (4ixH5)

914 And the hopelessness of voting R in a deep blue state (she lives in Maryland).

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 03:36 AM (c91eO)


i suppose its *somewhat* less hopeless feeling in our region of California

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 28, 2012 03:48 AM (r7Ddb)

915 Political blog!?!

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:26 AM (sqVOl)

Only every now and then.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:49 AM (4ixH5)

916 910
News from the shop: shop table

Kewl JC,, you've been a busy little beaver for sure... Wasn't it just last week you started cutting?


Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 03:45 AM (KZLoo)

=======
I dunno. The days all run together. But progress is progress and weez makin sum. Finding lost shit and having a real place to put it away is pretty cool, too.

Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 03:50 AM (ufJKx)

917 The two men look at each other, double take team, and look back at her.


Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:28 AM (crQEo)

Fiffy.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:51 AM (4ixH5)

918 Oh shit.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:51 AM (4ixH5)

919 WHEW!

Thought I had broken the blog there for a second. It was just my post that went all retarded.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:51 AM (4ixH5)

920 Wasn't it just last week you started cutting?


Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 03:45 AM (KZLoo)

JC became emo?
Dammit, JC, you're better than that!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:52 AM (4ixH5)

921 Ready for your daily Afghan news? The real war on women:

Radio Netherlands has a piece on Women arrested for "moral crimes." Can mean they've been victimized. You know, beaten, raped, etc.

Telegaph UK has the story as 400 Afghan Women and Girls Held for Moral Crimes.

Kazinform has a story on girls who live as boys.

No reports on ANA traitors or big kabooms so far today. It's still lunchtime over there. Stay tuned.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:52 AM (sqVOl)

922 Hey. Find your own youtube clip!

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 03:52 AM (crQEo)

923 jc, fuck cutting. burning feels better.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:54 AM (sqVOl)

924 Kazinform has a story on girls who live as boys.



No reports on ANA traitors or big kabooms so far today. It's still lunchtime over there. Stay tuned.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:52 AM (sqVOl)

yeah that girls who live as boys thing has quite a history in the region, all the way to the chechens... so i guess they pretty much know it sux to be a woman, but usually you only get out of it, if your family doesnt make a son. Interesting hunh?

Posted by: gushka haz a new Kitty what plays fetch! ! at March 28, 2012 03:56 AM (r7Ddb)

925 924. Must throw the pederasts for a loop.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:58 AM (sqVOl)

926 923
jc, fuck cutting. burning feels better.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:54 AM (sqVOl)

=====
you are seriously underestimating my general pussness.

Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 03:58 AM (ufJKx)

927 I forgot all of you. Sorry.

I forget things.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2012 03:58 AM (bxiXv)

928 I forget things.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 28, 2012 03:58 AM (bxiXv)

Did you forget that time I loaned you $1,000 dollars at 50% interest?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:59 AM (4ixH5)

929 Must throw the pederasts for a loop.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 03:58 AM (sqVOl)

It's cool, we're big into tomboys.

Posted by: Pedarast Local 389 at March 28, 2012 04:00 AM (4ixH5)

930 533
well

that didn't go well

so.hot chick moved to lounge I move over there but I am so drunk I stumble

god.I suck at this

Posted by: chemjeff on the phone in SD at March 28, 2012 12:47 AM (5F1NW)


I'm a celibate guy who hates women. I can't tell you how to get them but I can tell you how to get rid of them. When one sits next to you, pretend you didn't notice and keep doing what you're doing. Look very preoccupied. Surfing the web on your phone is perfect. Don't ever look up or look bored, or she might try to start a conversation with you. Watch her discreetly out of the corner of your eye but never let her see you looking her way. And NEVER EVER EVER make eye contact with her. She will take that as an invitation to chat your ear off. The hot ones tend to be the most aggressive, so be especially careful with them.




Posted by: schizoid at March 28, 2012 04:06 AM (sxkY6)

931 No wonder Robert wins the 666 so often.

jc, you are not full of that! I'm relying on you to control Robert when Moloch calls on him.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 04:07 AM (sqVOl)

932 Did you forget that time I loaned you $1,000 dollars at 50% interest?
Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 03:59 AM (4ixH5)


That doesn't sound like me.

Posted by: Merovign, aka Jack Benny at March 28, 2012 04:08 AM (bxiXv)

933 you are seriously underestimating my general pussness.


+ JC haz kewl routers and lazer saws and whirring blades can be like burning...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 04:10 AM (KZLoo)

934 That doesn't sound like me.

Posted by: Merovign, aka Jack Benny at March 28, 2012 04:08 AM (bxiXv)

I never lie, trust me.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:10 AM (4ixH5)

935 931
No wonder Robert wins the 666 so often.



jc, you are not full of that! I'm relying on you to control Robert when Moloch calls on him.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 04:07 AM (sqVOl)

========
Control Robert? Bwaaaaahhaaaaaaa Haaaaaa bahaaaa bwaaaahaaaaa haaaaa bahaaaaaa yuck yuck haaaaa choke snort, *wipes tears from eyes* hahhaaaaa bwaaaaaa

Control Robert. That's a good one. Playtex mixed with kevlar and tungsten couldn't control Robert.

Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 04:13 AM (ufJKx)

936 Moloch? I knew Moloch. Moloch was a friend of man. President SCoaMF, you're no Moloch.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:14 AM (4ixH5)

937 We're all screwed! jc can't save us.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 04:15 AM (sqVOl)

938 Yup, lot of lesbian cops for sure. Not so many guys tho. That's odd now that I think of it.

Posted by: Calyx the Colored Caucasian at March 28, 2012 04:16 AM (U/goY)

939
Posted by: Mætenloch at March 28, 2012 01:18 AM (+B3Nr)

God you idiots suck ass. You're being taken in and don't even realize it. Scrunts. Compare the fucking hashtags, dumbass.

Posted by: PussNBoots at March 28, 2012 04:20 AM (FU4t1)

940 A brief aside...

http://tinyurl.com/d2op3ta

You know what Facebook needs?

An acknowledgement button.

Like is...too judgemental. Like an approval. If someone says they stubbed their toe, but I don't have anything to say, I don't want to say I "like" that. How about a mere nod in the direction of that stubbed toe. Acknowledge it with an acknowledge button. I recognize the fact that you have stubbed your toe.

Same with products. What if I merely wish to acknowledge Domino's Pizza without implying I genuinely like it? That's somehow so cruel.

Or when people link a newsarticle through that article's website by clicking the like button. What if that story is about the pedophile polygamist ring trading in child brides? Not sure if that's like-worthy but certain worth acknowledging.

I understand Facebook has this desire to be friendly but I think it can be a little overwhelming. You don't always have to tell your wife "I love you." Sometimes it's just good enough to simply say "Hello."

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:20 AM (4ixH5)

941 We're all screwed! jc can't save us.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 04:15 AM (sqVOl)

Nope. *Blows smoke ring*

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:22 AM (4ixH5)

942 ITA, Robert. FB also needs an "I fucking hate you and hope your genitals rot. Fucking whore." button.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 04:24 AM (sqVOl)

943 Nope. *Blows smoke ring*

Wow. You are desperate ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:24 AM (crQEo)

944 Wow. You are desperate ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:24 AM (crQEo)

Jefe ain't got shit on me, yo.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:25 AM (4ixH5)

945 Wow. You are desperate ...

BAZINGA..... good one Adriane;;;

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 04:26 AM (KZLoo)

946 FB also needs an "I fucking hate you and hope your genitals rot. Fucking whore." button.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 04:24 AM (sqVOl)

That's what the fan pages are for.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:26 AM (4ixH5)

947 Woops, that was Merovign. Thought the troll was impersonating Maet.

Posted by: PussNBoots at March 28, 2012 04:30 AM (FU4t1)

948 Death before 1000!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:37 AM (4ixH5)

949 Is that a goal or reverse psych?

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 04:38 AM (sqVOl)

950 Death before 1000!

well ... unless you're into vampire stories ... yes.

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:38 AM (crQEo)

951 Pumpkins are orange,
and make for great pie.
Shall we make it to 1000,
or just lay down and die ... face first in the whipped cream?

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:39 AM (crQEo)

952 Pumpkin is great for pets.

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 04:40 AM (sqVOl)

953 Men without hats has nothing on these guys ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv9CaNfznaQ

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:41 AM (crQEo)

954 The sky may be blue,
the sky may be gray,
the sky may be touched,
if you're willing, for the airplane, to pay ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:43 AM (crQEo)

955 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Malibu#Iraqi_taxi

Iraqibu? Oh my God that is hilarious.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:44 AM (4ixH5)

956 gotta hit it kids, CYA

Posted by: jc at March 28, 2012 04:45 AM (ufJKx)

957 face first in the whipped cream?


Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:39 AM (crQEo)

That's not where whipped cream goes.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:45 AM (4ixH5)

958 Good night, JC!

Tell Moloch I said *makes a gutteral chirping noise*

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:46 AM (4ixH5)

959 Is that a goal or reverse psych?

Posted by: veekaoops at March 28, 2012 04:38 AM (sqVOl)

I'll let you know around post 999.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:47 AM (4ixH5)

960 Good night, JC.

Gooden Lucken wit da woodenworken ...


I would denounce myself, but at least it's not a missing g.

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:48 AM (crQEo)

961 That's not where whipped cream goes.

harrump.

Interfering with the sacred bond between Holstein and Dominatrix again, are we?

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:49 AM (crQEo)

962 but at least it's not a missing g.

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:48 AM (crQEo)

Have you seen mine? I seem to have misplaced it somewhere.

Posted by: Kenny at March 28, 2012 04:49 AM (4ixH5)

963 face first in the whipped cream?


that sounds like fun...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 04:50 AM (KZLoo)

964 sacred bond


Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 04:49 AM (crQEo)

I thought that said "sacred blond" and no, I would never interfere with that.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 04:51 AM (4ixH5)

965 Nite JC,, sweet dreams of miter cuts and dovetail joints...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 04:52 AM (KZLoo)

966 Squee!

Posted by: veekahey at March 28, 2012 04:58 AM (sqVOl)

967 Have you seen mine? I seem to have misplaced it somewhere.

me too ...

Posted by: Wilikers at March 28, 2012 04:58 AM (crQEo)

968 So I just caught tehwons statement if he had a son he'd look like Tray...
either that's admission he cheated on Mooch, which could be fatal to his scrawny ass, or he's pandering for more of the blacks he's put out of work vote...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 04:59 AM (KZLoo)

969 It's the new and improved mark of the beast.

Posted by: veekahey at March 28, 2012 04:59 AM (sqVOl)

970 Pandering? That's bloody unlikely!

Posted by: veekahey at March 28, 2012 05:00 AM (sqVOl)

971 Obama, the pander bear.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:04 AM (4ixH5)

972 It's the new and improved mark of the beast.

Posted by: veekahey at March 28, 2012 04:59 AM (sqVOl)

It's the number for "getting left out in the cold while you're two best friends get it on with each other."
But I wouldn't know what that's like. Nope. No sir.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:06 AM (4ixH5)

973 http://tinyurl.com/722zwyc

Movin' to Canada.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:09 AM (4ixH5)

974 Obama, the pander bear.

He's more a pander puttz,,,

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 05:10 AM (KZLoo)

975 Get out of here, Mr. President! Go practice your putz.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 28, 2012 05:13 AM (4ixH5)

976 What is up with the dumb broads lately? I am so bored by:

"Explain to me why Conservatives want criminals killed yet are obsessed with keeping unwanted babies alive. Who would feed them?"

"When you figure out why progs want murderers to live and babies to die, I'll give you an answer."

Seriously. Can we talk about the weather? No, they'll go all global warming. I hate sports. What's left? pets? Can't talk about food. That's political, too.

I think it's best just to avoid chix. Female Woman Haters Club. I bet Darla's a prog.

Posted by: veekahey at March 28, 2012 05:14 AM (sqVOl)

977 Movin' to Canada.

I thought with the availability of said entrepreneurs it was legal.. at least in the Montreal area.

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 05:16 AM (KZLoo)

978 vegans avoid chix on a regular basis ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:17 AM (crQEo)

979 Roses are red,
Snow is cold,
I wish there a plate with pie,
and a fork for me to hold ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:19 AM (crQEo)

980 I hate sports.

Posted by: veekahey at March 28, 2012 05:14 AM (sqVOl)

Sooooo...no Tim Tebow pics?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:20 AM (4ixH5)

981 I wish there a plate with pie,
and a fork for me to hold ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:19 AM (crQEo)

What if it was Robert Bork with a plate and pie? Would you hold him?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:21 AM (4ixH5)

982 Zebras are striped,
And so are neckties,
How many fruit servings,
Are in whole apple pies?

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:21 AM (crQEo)

983 Not Robert Bork, but maybe a plate of pie with a stork ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:22 AM (crQEo)

984 at least in the Montreal area.


Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 05:16 AM (KZLoo)

Dunno. Montreal is with all the dirty Quebecies, right?
Like the Mexicans of the north.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Ironic Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:23 AM (4ixH5)

985 but maybe a plate of pie with a stork ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:22 AM (crQEo)

Could you, would you, with a goat?Could you, would you, on a boat?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:24 AM (4ixH5)

986 or maybe a bottle of wine with a cork ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:24 AM (crQEo)

987 roasted potatoes, and lightly braised pork ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:25 AM (crQEo)

988 How many fruit servings,
Are in whole apple pies?


Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:21 AM (crQEo)

Depends on how you define serving, define whole, define apple and define pie.
Figuring all that out is hard, so here's a hitteh instead.
http://tinyurl.com/6ujmfc2

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:26 AM (4ixH5)

989 i think of myself as a geek, but not a dork ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:26 AM (crQEo)

990 985. Yes.

Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 28, 2012 05:26 AM (sqVOl)

991 roasted potatoes, and lightly braised pork ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:25 AM (crQEo)

Mmmm, had delicious braised pork chops the other night.
And I have plenty of wine.
Pork chops are gone, though.
I think.
Maybe have one left.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:27 AM (4ixH5)

992 Yes.

Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 28, 2012 05:26 AM (sqVOl)
*Chews on a tin can*

Posted by: Goat at March 28, 2012 05:28 AM (4ixH5)

993 i think of myself as a geek, but not a dork ...


Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:26 AM (crQEo)

For you, a live chicken...

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:28 AM (4ixH5)

994 glug glug glug

Posted by: Boat at March 28, 2012 05:28 AM (crQEo)

995 "When you figure out why progs"

Not sure that could ever happen.. Progs are like mind numbed liberals difference being their more proactive... they're not sure why/what their doing it just that it's in the red book,, that's all.. kinda like a drone army of misfits...not much going on in the mind that can be figured out.


Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 05:29 AM (KZLoo)

996 Chews on Boat

Posted by: Goat at March 28, 2012 05:30 AM (4ixH5)

997 Sinks with Goat ...

Posted by: Boat at March 28, 2012 05:30 AM (crQEo)

998 ... while swirling 'round the moat ...

Posted by: Boat at March 28, 2012 05:31 AM (crQEo)

999 Chews on seaweed

Posted by: Goat at March 28, 2012 05:31 AM (4ixH5)

1000 ... and wearing an over coat ...

and cement galoshes ...

Posted by: Boat at March 28, 2012 05:32 AM (crQEo)

1001 This thing still working?

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:33 AM (4ixH5)

1002 Montreal is with all the dirty Quebecies, right?

PC correct would be "International Flavor" hehee....

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 05:33 AM (KZLoo)

1003 Bingo!


night all ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 28, 2012 05:34 AM (crQEo)

1004 Oh, there we go.

I thought maybe we hit some new limit of some kind.

ONT wouldn't let me poat!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:34 AM (4ixH5)

1005 Good night, Adriane!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:34 AM (4ixH5)

1006 PC correct would be "International Flavor" hehee....


Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 05:33 AM (KZLoo)

That calls for whipped cream.

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:35 AM (4ixH5)

1007 Okay, time for the laboring.

Good ngiht, Bean!

Good night, Vika!

Good morning, Vic!

Posted by: Robert, ONT's Resident Hispanic White Guy at March 28, 2012 05:36 AM (4ixH5)

1008 That calls for whipped cream.

Agreed job well done, and goood nite Robert, Adriane, 'n Vika iffin you left as well...

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 05:39 AM (KZLoo)

1009 I gotta poat, too. CYA!

That was my point, kiddo. Progs spin their wheels and nothing else. It is boring. Entertain me or shut up doesn't go over well.

Posted by: veekapoos on don draper at March 28, 2012 05:41 AM (sqVOl)

1010 Morning All

Whipped cream???? OK

http://is.gd/SMX1PJ

Most famous album cover of all time. You can download screen background shots of this here as well

http://is.gd/aOAwWH

That was model Dolores Erickson doing the cover art. It made her famous.

Beanervt - we have Winter returning here low last night of 42°, high yesterday of 65° after a lot of days in the 80s.

Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2012 05:52 AM (YdQQY)

1011 Well, got to go start getting ready for trip to city this morning. bbl

Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2012 05:57 AM (YdQQY)

1012 It may be too late but since liberals in general pretend they have no clue why anyone would consider the individual mandate against the constitution, conservatives should start queuing up really onerous laws based on the same principles as the ACA mandate.

For Example:

+Mandate live births through a total ban on abortion and birth control so that more consumers are created to engage in commerce. Also, makes the whole "force churches to by condoms" thing irrelevant.

+Mandatory national gun ownership from birth. Since the purchase of guns is interstate and everyone will experience crime during their life. Should be no problem with liberals.

+Marriage by age 21. Everyone. Divorce banned. Single households drain more resources from the economy influencing interstate commerce. Surely, a government that can compel you to sign a contract with a private company can manage to force you to exchange vows with a private individual. Plus it is good for the environment. Gay marriage is out (doesn't produce consumers) see above.

Let's start lining these laws up. Maybe the left side of the political spectrum will suddenly get a clue on what's not to like with the individual mandate. Hell, they can even hold protests on wall street with big paper mache' head puppets, hold people's committees, and down twinkle the mandate. We might even let them claim credit when its declared unconstitutional.








Posted by: Mr Fever Head at March 28, 2012 06:02 AM (SzAZ7)

1013 Beanervt - we have Winter returning here low last night of 42°

Hey Vic,, sorry I missed ya.. we were rudely sent back to teens and twenties after our flirt with 80's last week.,, gorebull warming good. cold sucks..

Posted by: beanervt at March 28, 2012 06:19 AM (KZLoo)

1014 Well, it is supposed to be back in the 80s today.

Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2012 06:25 AM (YdQQY)

1015
Mr Fever..1) Abortion is now seen as reasonable in difficult situations by most of the US population and legal system and mainline religions.(except the most orthodox conservative churches) Condoms...who knows where this is going
2) Can the govt force people to buy guns. Unconstitutional. Like obamacare
3) Forced Marriage, banned divorce...maybe in the middle east. Not legal here Mainline religions in USA accepting gay marriage,
Maybe a few hundred years ago this was reasonable. Not now

Posted by: RayRight at March 28, 2012 06:31 AM (uhPd1)

1016 Well in the original Constitution the State could do anything with religion they wanted. In fact two States had official State religions supported by tax payer money.

This was before all the BS "incorporation" crap came along. Originally that was done to overcome incredibly bad State laws on free speech. A lot of States still had malicious sedition and libel laws that the politicians used to silence newspapers who printed stories about corruption.

There's an old saw, bad laws make bad cases. That is what started the modern decline.

Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2012 06:40 AM (YdQQY)

1017 I hope Gabe posts the news thread early this morning because I am going to have to leave around 7:15

Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2012 06:45 AM (YdQQY)

1018 http://www.bjs.gov/content/pub/pdf/htus8008.pdf

Ace,

Figure 19, shows that most murders are intraracial as you link above but...

The felony murder stats from 1980-2008 are here. On table 7, you'll see that 59.9% of all felony murders are committed by blacks and 53.1% of the victims are white but only 38% of the offenders. That tells a different story where 15% of all white victims must be killed by blacks or others.

Table 2, 15% of all murderers are under 18, 73% are 18-34. Figure 23b is the big one, though, when discussing racial profiling. This, Page 16, is what no one wants to discuss.

Young black males make up 1% of the population but account for 27% of all murders. To use Barack's language, they are punching above their weight!

So was Trayvon racially profiled? Probably. Should he have been? Probably. His age and demographic statistic makes one think that, yea, he has potential.


Posted by: sgmstv at March 28, 2012 06:46 AM (Owwmo)

1019 All of this black crime is a direct result of the LBJ war on poverty and the great society. Prior to 1965 black statistics on crime and birth were somewhat worse than whites, but not greatly so.

After a few years of LBJ in which black women were paid to have illegitimate children and live alone the illegitimate birth rate exploded. And with that the crime, high school dropout rate, and general bad news exploded.

Initially whites were not effected but even that has dropped by the wayside now as more white teeagers see delivering babies as a means of getting their own government subsidized homes away from controlling parents.

Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2012 06:54 AM (YdQQY)

1020 If you take the totals in each row of the chart, you get approximately the same number ofr black and white victims. Likewise, if you take the totals of each column, you get approximately the same number of black and white perpetrators, despite the fact that black people represent about 12% of the population. That means that if you select a black person at random, the probability that he will be a murder victim or a murderer is about eight times what it would be for a random white person.

Posted by: Donkey Hotay at March 28, 2012 06:55 AM (AT0Fp)

1021 news up

Posted by: Vic at March 28, 2012 07:01 AM (YdQQY)

1022 Try again headline writer.
Blacks commit 14 times more crimes against whites per capita. Whites are a little less than seven times more populace than blacks but blacks commit more than twice as many black on white crimes as vice versa. duh.
In general blacks commit WAY MORE crimes per capita than any other ethnic group. Own it.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at March 28, 2012 07:29 AM (ftExt)

1023 What I see in the homicide chart is that blacks kill twice as many whites as whites kill blacks, even though blacks make up only 12% of the US population.

Posted by: Golden Dome at March 28, 2012 09:55 AM (ETgqz)

1024 #976

If some idiot said that to me, my reply would be thus.

"A single healthy adult male consumes enough food to raise easily a dozen babies. Clear out death row with a bumped up execution schedule and free up a substantial amount of taxpayer funded nutrition. Problem solved. Next question."

Posted by: epobirs at March 28, 2012 10:02 AM (kcfmt)

1025 @1015 Posted by: RayRight at March 28, 2012 06:31 AM (uhPd1)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Uh...sort of exactly my point.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at March 28, 2012 10:40 AM (SzAZ7)

1026
"1023What I see in the homicide chart is that blacks kill twice as many whites as whites kill blacks, even though blacks make up only 12% of the US population."

I see something similar. If white murders were "color blind", about 12% of their victims would be black. It's less than that, so this is another area where blacks are given FAVORABLE treatment by whites (white murderers, anyway!).

In contrast, if black murderers were "color blind", only about 12% of their victims would be black, yet it's over 80%, so that implies racism.

Realistically, though, most murder victims areprobably spouses, ex-spouses, or close relatives and associatesof the perp, most of whom would usuallybe of the same race.

Posted by: Optimizer at March 28, 2012 11:14 AM (As94z)






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