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Best-Case Scenario, U.S. Senate 2012: Demplosion2

Demplosion2: Electoral Bugaloo

And the echo-boner: we have a very, very good shot of replicating this map.

Take heart, morons.

Update Since TrumanNorth asked nicely, you are looking at a 58R-40D-2I Senate in the map above. New Mexico, Hawaii, Ohio, Michigan, Virginia and Connecticut are the next batch of Democrat-held seats to fall after the already projected D losses of Wisconsin, North Dakota, Nebraska, Montana, Missouri, and Florida, in this scenario. King still wins Maine.

Posted by: CAC at 09:07 PM



Comments

1 Hawaii?

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2012 09:12 PM (MMC8r)

2 If I had a dime for every time I''ve been the last comment on a thread, I'd own this country.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 27, 2012 09:12 PM (Usk3+)

3 Still waiting for Greg to weigh in . . .

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 09:12 PM (ykSKg)

4 Noooooooo!!!!!

Posted by: GERG at March 27, 2012 09:13 PM (6DDE+)

5 What's fluorescent green, SMOD territory?

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2012 09:13 PM (FcR7P)

6
What's fluorescent green, SMOD territory?
;;;
Flash-frozen Democrats?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 27, 2012 09:14 PM (Usk3+)

7 I'll be in my bunk...

Posted by: jaxson at March 27, 2012 09:14 PM (wl2vr)

8 so how many total GOP senators in this scenario?

Posted by: Jose at March 27, 2012 09:15 PM (srIqv)

9 Numbers, CAC? How many do we get and where are they?

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 09:15 PM (I2LwF)

10 Great, now my undergarments are irreparably damaged.

Posted by: Javelina Bomb at March 27, 2012 09:15 PM (VGlJT)

11 Jeebus we can't challenge Al Franken?

Posted by: Blaster at March 27, 2012 09:15 PM (Fw2Gg)

12 It's Twenty-Post Tuesday!

Posted by: toby928 at March 27, 2012 09:16 PM (GTbGH)

13 57?

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2012 09:16 PM (MMC8r)

14 Hulk run as big time senate in Maine and Vermont! Hulk make them one state! Hulk not need to be on ballot, Hulk SMASH!

Posted by: Max Power at March 27, 2012 09:16 PM (q177U)

15 What's fluorescent green?

Zombie party, when the dead vote, the dead win.

Posted by: jaxson at March 27, 2012 09:16 PM (wl2vr)

16 Once seen, this cannot be unseen (and in a good way for a change).

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 27, 2012 09:16 PM (i3+c5)

17 It's so big and red!

Posted by: Sandra You-Know -Who at March 27, 2012 09:16 PM (Usk3+)

18 Meh. It'll be truly bonerific when we have a filibuster proof majority above and beyond the New England squishes.

Too bad about Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and West Virginia.

I also wouldn't count out Main, if that Dem congressmen really wants it, he could split the leftist vote with Kind (Ind.).

Well, just as long as we're wishing...

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2012 09:17 PM (PLD5b)

19 Oh sorry Klobuchar.

Come on Pete Hegseth.

Posted by: Blaster at March 27, 2012 09:17 PM (Fw2Gg)

20 OT: North Miami Beach police said surveillance video shows dozens of high school students demonstrating in the Trayvon Martin case Friday ransacking a Walgreens store...


link in my sig

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 09:17 PM (I2LwF)

21 @Jose: "8 so how many total GOP senators in this scenario?"

Net 11+ We win 11 seats from Dems, the Ind. seat in Conn., but loose Maine.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2012 09:18 PM (PLD5b)

22
North Miami Beach police said surveillance video shows dozens of high school students demonstrating in the Trayvon Martin case Friday ransacking a Walgreens store...


;;;
Vigilantes, baby...hoodie time.

Posted by: Sandra You-Know -Who at March 27, 2012 09:19 PM (Usk3+)

23 Fuck yeah mofos///CT is going to SWING! Susan Beee-why-soooo-witch did not pay the piper like cocksucker Blue-menthol (who by the way, sucked a lot of cock) to engender any type of loyalty. She was a caretaker of a job (secretary of State) and the new secretary of state (whoever the fuck that is) did more in the last 3 months than Susan Beee-why-soooo-witch did it her however many terms.

Linda McMahon is taking the nutmeg state! Trust me morons!!!

Posted by: Nutmeg moron at March 27, 2012 09:19 PM (uejoY)

24 And CAC, Don't count Barry Hinkley out in RI. Sheldon Whitehouse is about as personally popular as a sticky butt stuffed with wet dog.

Long shot? Yeah, but so was Scott Brown.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 09:19 PM (I2LwF)

25 Connecticut? WTF?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 09:19 PM (uISJm)

26
No way. Who made this chart?

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 09:19 PM (uhPd1)

27 W.Va. Senator Manchin may vote with the Republicans often enough to get to 60!

Posted by: blogforce one at March 27, 2012 09:20 PM (IBzeA)

28 Alabama no senate election. Boo.

Posted by: toby928 at March 27, 2012 09:20 PM (GTbGH)

29 You'll need a grave to get that asshat Whorehouse Harry Reid out of the Nevada Senate Seat.
I seriously do not think there is a more odious character in politics than that creature. They love him there too....he gets the stupid Feds to dig a giant hole for nuclear waste and then put nothing but federal money in the hole. There is something particularly fucked about Nevadans.

Posted by: torabora at March 27, 2012 09:20 PM (v9+g1)

30 Texas and Mass the same color?

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 09:20 PM (uhPd1)

31 29 You'll need a grave to get that asshat Whorehouse Harry Reid out of the Nevada Senate Seat.

Reid just got re-elected didn't he?

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2012 09:21 PM (MMC8r)

32 Greg must be in the fetal position on the floor of the basement.

Posted by: Meremortal at March 27, 2012 09:22 PM (Usk3+)

33 27 W.Va. Senator Manchin may vote with the Republicans often enough to get to 60!


Maybe often enough, but never on the important votes. That's how blue dogs roll.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 09:22 PM (I2LwF)

34
Dave...CT sections near NY go liberal...but more rural eastern CT could be more Republican. Most of CT population near NY.

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 09:22 PM (uhPd1)

35 Mass? Going for Romney?

When pigs fly, maybe.

Posted by: Gaff at March 27, 2012 09:22 PM (4SOMz)

36 Is that Alaska idiot up in 2014? I'm betting that when Palin jumps back into politics.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 09:22 PM (uISJm)

37 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 09:23 PM (7W3wI)

38
Haven't seen any numbers lately, but is Obama still very low numbers in PA? And if he's still at 40% any chance he could be a drag on the Senate race?

Posted by: CaveJohnson at March 27, 2012 09:23 PM (rZ64U)

39 I thought it was going to be more nude pics of Octomom.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 09:23 PM (7W3wI)

40 If Rhode Island and Maine went R as some of you very, very optimistic morons are suggesting, I'd assume the above states would already go, and youwould belooking at a 60-seat filibuster(and RINO)-proof majority.

Posted by: CAC at March 27, 2012 09:24 PM (Zhkq7)

41 Haven't seen any numbers lately, but is Obama still very low numbers in PA?

I'm thinking his ban on coal plants might ensure it.

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2012 09:24 PM (MMC8r)

42 35Mass? Going for Romney?

When pigs fly, maybe.
Posted by: Gaff at March 27, 2012 09:22 PM (4SOMz)
This is the senate race map, not the presidential race map. Ergo, Mass going for Scott Brown.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 27, 2012 09:24 PM (cOvTv)

43 I am usually against porn.. but this is so hot I cant look away.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp rues the day Obama was elected at March 27, 2012 09:24 PM (DGIjM)

44 Ah, a bridge too far. But I'm still going to work the fuck out of it for Hinckley.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 09:25 PM (I2LwF)

45 http://tinyurl.com/827ak7k

This is good because under the JEF all coal fired plants will be shut down when the EPA gets its way.

Posted by: sTevo at March 27, 2012 09:25 PM (VMcEw)

46 CAC on acid. Nice! Thanks for sharing your trip, CAC! Oooooo.. look at the colors!

I'm gonna book a trip to that conservative Utopia - Hawaii! Woooohoooo!

I suppose I should have known that "best case" stands for "in my fucking wildest dreams".

Oh.. And, I ain't even counting on Wisconsin until after the Walker recall.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2012 09:25 PM (UTq/I)

47 Okay, I've been out of the loop. White states mean...?

Posted by: ErikW at March 27, 2012 09:26 PM (YeRLF)

48 Oh, by the way, away from fantasyland, North Dakota and Wisconsin are projected to go from all-D to all-R in Senatorial representation.

In a period of just 2 years.

Posted by: CAC at March 27, 2012 09:26 PM (Zhkq7)

49 Hmmm. Looks like I'm going to have to throw a few billion dollars more at this little problem...

Posted by: Georgie Soros at March 27, 2012 09:26 PM (vbh31)

50 No fucking Blue Hawaii for you, Mr. Black Music Thief!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2012 09:28 PM (qOfw/)

51 So what I take from this is gaining the Senate is pretty much a mortal lock. It would be a very unusual cycle that a president is reelected but one of the chambers flips against him.

I can't think of it ever happening.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 09:28 PM (uISJm)

52 Okay, I've been out of the loop. White states mean...?

Split states, I believe-- one D, one R.

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2012 09:28 PM (MMC8r)

53 Ridin' in on those Romney coattails!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 27, 2012 09:29 PM (UTq/I)

54 CAC, you have a habit of getting my hopes up and then breaking my heart. Please stop.

Posted by: Chris at March 27, 2012 09:29 PM (E9kgB)

55 No white states have no Senate elections this year

Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 27, 2012 09:30 PM (uISJm)

56 Obama is the infection. SCOTUS is the vacine.

Oh yea of little hope...

"I am not a hopeless romantic. I am a hopeful romantic"

Seriously. We cannot deduce the outcome of the case. The fact that Sotomayor and Kagen were compelled to make the case in light of the fact that the government's case is bullshit. Vanilli did not do a bad job. His legal defense was shit.




Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 09:30 PM (O3R/2)

57 Maine could go R. RI..no. RI is solidD.

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 09:30 PM (uhPd1)

58 Yeah, if this is even close to the result, how does Dodo win?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 27, 2012 09:30 PM (Usk3+)

59 No white states have no Senate elections this year

Thanks.

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2012 09:30 PM (MMC8r)

60 You are telling me SC is white? What does white mean? Obama will NOT win SC.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 09:32 PM (O3R/2)

61
Still no chance for an outbreak of sanity in California.

Fuck.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 09:32 PM (kBe37)

62 Shitcan Klobuchar 2012!

Hey, a Moron can Hope

Posted by: Zakn at March 27, 2012 09:32 PM (zyaZ1)

63 Greg must be in the fetal position on the floor of the basement.Posted by: Meremortal

Quick, cob-loggers, give us his IP so we can hack his webcam!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 27, 2012 09:32 PM (qOfw/)

64 Calvin, re: RI, don't look at the polls or the party ID advantage. Whitehouse is a different kind of asshole and turnout will be tiny this time.

It's a longshot, but it's possible.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 09:32 PM (I2LwF)

65 ...ransacking a Walgreens store...

Here we go, the Miami riots of 20 years ago all over again...

Posted by: Purple Avenger at March 27, 2012 09:32 PM (+NVYG)

66 It's so ....... Beautiful

Posted by: Big T Party at March 27, 2012 09:33 PM (hC5jI)

67 nickless, I'm going to refrain from commenting about 'split states' vis a vis the octomom thread....you may thank me now.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 27, 2012 09:33 PM (PWwbk)

68 Oh, my bad. Senate races. White means nothing going on this year.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 09:33 PM (O3R/2)

69 If I had a son, he'd look like CAC.

Posted by: Ronaldus Maximus at March 27, 2012 09:33 PM (Usk3+)

70
Okay, I've been out of the loop. White states mean...?









Racist states, of course.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 27, 2012 09:33 PM (FIE/L)

71 I guess the little green states are Ronulan?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 09:33 PM (niZvt)

72 Avenge me, boys! Avenge Meeee!

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at March 27, 2012 09:33 PM (GTbGH)

73 Ahh... CAC posts another Art Thread ...

This piece of art is less colorful than that of Polynikes, and seemingly less creative ... yet it's more complex, with deeper meaning... and yet emotionally uplifting.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 27, 2012 09:34 PM (hy20b)

74 Unfortunately I have a son who looks like a poofter.

Posted by: Ronaldus Maximus at March 27, 2012 09:34 PM (Usk3+)

75 This is nice but I want the WH too.I want Obama whining for years to come about how he was treated like a dog.

Posted by: steevy at March 27, 2012 09:35 PM (7W3wI)

76 this screen doesn't do a thing for my characters I look rather wide and cumbersome.

Posted by: willow-channeling post-stress-syndrom at March 27, 2012 09:35 PM (TomZ9)

77
Greg must be in the fetal position on the floor of the basement

Why? Because this day of the week ends in "y"?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 09:35 PM (kBe37)

78 OHHHH, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 27, 2012 09:35 PM (0xqzf)

79 CA is insane and solid D.

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 09:35 PM (uhPd1)

80 In unrelated news, Rachel Lucas has started making great blog posts again. Unlike the false start last year, these are long posts with lots of her great photographs.

www (dot) rachellucas (dot) com

Posted by: Looking Glass at March 27, 2012 09:35 PM (2J6Jv)

81 Brown (it really shouldn't be maroon) is expected to win in Mass.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 09:36 PM (O3R/2)

82
I want Obama whining for years to come about how he was treated like a dog.

Walk a mile in my collar, mofo.

Posted by: Bo the Dog at March 27, 2012 09:36 PM (kBe37)

83 Very pretty map. I like the thought of ole Squit-eyes Bill Nelson retiring to Connie Mack (R).

O/T but related to the cluster fubar of Jug Ears and Dems...in case you were wondering what Friday media bomb was done under the table and opposing Congress. Hillary was at work:

(Reuters) - The
Obama administration on Friday formally released $1.3 billion in
military aid for Egypt despite Cairo's failure to meet pro-democracy
goals, saying U.S. national security required continued military
assistance.

U.S. Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton waived congressional conditions imposed late last year that
tied U.S. aid to progress in Egypt's transition to democracy following
the ouster of longtime President Hosni Mubarak.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky: ABO 2012 at March 27, 2012 09:36 PM (baL2B)

84
This is madness.

Sweet delicious madness.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 27, 2012 09:37 PM (YO+5B)

85 It's like the Republicans are at Spring Break with a pocket full of ludes and hanky full of chloroform. Guaranteed to score.

Posted by: toby928 at March 27, 2012 09:37 PM (GTbGH)

86 Could you even imagine this actually happening?

Just thinking about it makes me smile.

Posted by: Big T Party at March 27, 2012 09:37 PM (hC5jI)

87
I guess the little green states are Ronulan?

No, those are pro-Kucinich states.

Posted by: Bo the Dog at March 27, 2012 09:37 PM (kBe37)

88 btw, I left California for just that reason.

I love my neighbors in SC. btw A lot of them are Yankees (conservative and productive).

Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 09:38 PM (O3R/2)

89 Split states, I believe-- one D, one R.

Posted by: nickless at March 27, 2012 09:28 PM (MMC8r)


Huh. I thought a few of those would be red.

Posted by: ErikW at March 27, 2012 09:38 PM (YeRLF)

90 What's the opposite of Turgid?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 27, 2012 09:38 PM (MLQW+)

91 Ok. I don't know much bout Whitehouse. Looked him up and he is a big progressive.

Posted by: Calvin at March 27, 2012 09:38 PM (uhPd1)

92
Here we go, the Miami riots of 20 years ago all over again...

Nothing says you care quite like looting.

Next up: a demonstration on the limited shopping opportunities in the inner city.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 09:39 PM (kBe37)

93 non-turgid.

Posted by: CMU VET at March 27, 2012 09:40 PM (p7ZkL)

94 "The image below may cause erections lasting more than six hours and irreparable damage to undergarments."

Is it Friday already?

Posted by: RomneyBot since 2007 at March 27, 2012 09:40 PM (BB0/w)

95 Ok, I'll admit it. That's purty.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 27, 2012 09:41 PM (R5yLq)

96 Beloved Morons,

Put down the bottle.

This is a map concerning SENATE RACES!

This is very, very good news.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 09:41 PM (O3R/2)

97 We will take back the Senate! Down with humans!

Posted by: Romulan at March 27, 2012 09:41 PM (uhPd1)

98 So with the Congress in our back-pocket (allegedly), we don't necessarily have to become Mittbotts for the next 8 months? Because I'd rather be in a thong chained to Jabba (ugh, not really).

Posted by: sunny black at March 27, 2012 09:42 PM (0dyYY)

99 I'm not wearing undergarments!

Posted by: real joe at March 27, 2012 09:42 PM (w7Lv+)

100 White means no Senate seats up for election this cycle.

Posted by: mama winger at March 27, 2012 09:42 PM (P6QsQ)

101 I love my neighbors in SC. btw A lot of them are Yankees (conservative and productive).

I'm a Yank and live in SC, too. It really is a nice state to live in. When we moved here 13 years ago, I was amazed that even the mailman came to the door to welcome us. Neighbors are congenial, cordial and that extends to most anyone you run into...stores, streets, etc.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at March 27, 2012 09:42 PM (F+Xfj)

102 as the projection dude at the facebook group, I agree w/ this as our best case scenario though i'd question how gettable MI HI are

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 09:43 PM (iLMTG)

103
If it wasn't for Rachel Lucas I would never have stumbled onto AoS.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 27, 2012 09:43 PM (8dspl)

104 btw King in Maine would probably caucus w/ the Dems if anyone hasn't mentioned

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 09:43 PM (iLMTG)

105 Arizona is dreadfully pleasant, too

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 09:44 PM (I2LwF)

106 Because I'd rather be in a thong chained to Jabba (ugh, not really).

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Michael Moore at March 27, 2012 09:44 PM (QTHTd)

107 Speaking of neighbors...

word of advice: never live next to Orientals.

They yap incessantly.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 27, 2012 09:45 PM (LVtr+)

108 Dear God, make it 60 so we can stick it up their ass and laugh!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at March 27, 2012 09:45 PM (hXJOG)

109 @23 She was a caretaker of a
job (secretary of State) and the new secretary of state (whoever the
fuck that is) did more in the last 3 months than Susan
Beee-why-soooo-witch did it her however many terms.

Big mixed feelings towards Bysiewicz. Her father and mine were the best of friends for almost 40 years, and I knew her family pretty well (my dad, like hers, was a tried and true Democrat). But she wasn't half the quality of her old man (but then, I could say the same for myself).

Posted by: RightWingProf at March 27, 2012 09:46 PM (ndI4l)

110
Arizona is dreadfully pleasant, too

Having had it with the People's Republic, this Californian is heading for AZ as soon as the house closes.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 09:46 PM (kBe37)

111 "White means no Senate seats up for election this cycle."

Ah! That makes map look totally different!

Posted by: ErikW at March 27, 2012 09:47 PM (YeRLF)

112 I live in Sumter. I tell my friends and relatives that it is a Yankee enclave. Shaw AFB brings in lots of Americans from all over. With a very low cost-of living, there are many (seriously very, very many) retired Air Force retirees here.

Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 09:48 PM (O3R/2)

113 I didn't even make it to my bunk.

Posted by: Francase at March 27, 2012 09:48 PM (1Rm2l)

114 59
No white states have no Senate elections this year




Your damn right those racist MFers aren't getting ANY Senators!

Posted by: The Rev Al at March 27, 2012 09:48 PM (hXJOG)

115 90 What's the opposite of Turgid?
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 27, 2012 09:38 PM (MLQW+)


Raykon

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 09:48 PM (niZvt)

116 It's really great that you were able to find a buyer, Jay

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 09:49 PM (I2LwF)

117 If the dems end up with the house, the senate and we know Obama is going to win, you all movin to Texass???

Posted by: Rick at March 27, 2012 09:50 PM (HJxyA)

118 I think CT is more gettable w/ Shays. I highly respect and like McMahon but she's worse off right now then she was in 2010.

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 09:50 PM (iLMTG)

119 107
Speaking of neighbors...



word of advice: never live next to Orientals.



They yap incessantly.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 27, 2012 09:45 PM (LVtr+)

Add to that Indians, dot not feather, unless you like the smell of curry night and day. WTF do they cook with curry in the middle of the night?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at March 27, 2012 09:50 PM (hXJOG)

120 Funny story:

I called up Time Warner Cable to get cable service.

The very nice Customer Representative told me "You sound just like the people on TV".


Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 09:50 PM (O3R/2)

121 Is Oklahoma a white latino state?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 09:50 PM (niZvt)

122 Yeah, Klobuchar can be tough to beat (http://tinyurl.com/7ms2vlr).

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 27, 2012 09:51 PM (QTHTd)

123 Klobuchar ain't going anywhere MN just loves her, she's polling better then Obama

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 09:51 PM (iLMTG)

124

Baraka O'Stumblefuck will be calling for an investigation into the severe beating of an elderly couple in Tulsa. Tyrone Woodfolk, 19-years old beat and raped the elderly woman, but left the 90-year old husband alive. The lady died of her wounds, and Tyrone has been indicted on 1st degree murder. Baraka, Jessie, and Al will be on this story demanding justice.


http://tinyurl.com/6o4ljhf



Posted by: Doctor Fish at March 27, 2012 09:52 PM (TkGkA)

125 Billy Bob,

I agree with your sentiment. If it is God's will, it will happen. If not, please pray for the grace to persevere.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 09:52 PM (O3R/2)

126 Yes, as long as we're being racist, never live next to a hispanic, becase they fuck day and fight all night so you will never sleep.

And white people-- they're boring and cold to their children. It's depressing after a while.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 09:52 PM (I2LwF)

127 119 107
Speaking of neighbors...



word of advice: never live next to Orientals.



They yap incessantly.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 27, 2012 09:45 PM (LVtr+)



Well, a dick in their mouth will make the pretty female ones cessate, IYKWIM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 27, 2012 09:53 PM (niZvt)

128 Baraka O'Stumblefuck will be calling for an investigation into the severe beating of an elderly couple in Tulsa.

The Obama with a goatee.

Posted by: toby928 at March 27, 2012 09:53 PM (GTbGH)

129
It's really great that you were able to find a buyer, Jay

Actually, we just put our house on the market, but we're getting a lot of interest, and have high hopes, FWIW.

I love California, and hate to leave, having grown up here, but enough is enough. The thing that pisses me off is hearing liberals here talk about moving to AZ too. I've torn a strip off more than one for this. "This is liberal utopia now. You've got everything you want, everything you voted for, but now you want to leave? Oh no - you stay and endure the colossal fuckup you've helped to cause."

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 09:54 PM (kBe37)

130 Don't get me started on the micks and harps.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 27, 2012 09:54 PM (LPRBM)

131 Wow! Check out the ginger from daily caller. On hannity now.

Posted by: dananjcon at March 27, 2012 09:54 PM (B+gF0)

132 What's nice is that in '14, the Dems will have 20 of the 33 seats up for grabs, including many in red states including NH, VA, NC, LA, AR, SD, MT, and AK - with only ME not being solid GOP. Add those 8 to the 58 CAC's map would give the GOP and we'd be only 1 seat away from a 2/3 majority to pass whatever Constituional Amendment we want -- and there are plenty of possibililites (e.g. MN).

If you really want to feel giddy, imagine Breyer and Ginsberg retiring with GOP president and filibuster proof majority to add two young solid Constituionalists. Heck, imagine Scalia, Thomas, and Kennedy being replaced by young solid Constitutionalists.

By God, to crush our enemies, see them driven before us, and to hear the lamentations of their women!!!

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 27, 2012 09:55 PM (PLD5b)

133 "I agree with your sentiment. If it is God's will, it will happen. If not, please pray for the grace to persevere."

God is dead, even the churches say such.

Do you really believe there is a guy in the sky, that looks like some man, that created the entire universe and is watching your every move?

Posted by: Rick at March 27, 2012 09:55 PM (HJxyA)

134 I believe Maria Cantwell will lose in WA.

Posted by: Sean Connery's Hand at March 27, 2012 09:55 PM (EL+OC)

135 Speaking of neighbors...





word of advice: never live next to Orientals.





They yap incessantly.



Posted by: soothsayer at March 27, 2012 09:45 PM (LVtr+)

--Uh, you yap incessantly, figuratively, here. Shouldn't you be birds of a shitfeather?

Posted by: logprof at March 27, 2012 09:55 PM (ykSKg)

136 --Uh, you yap incessantly, figuratively, here. Shouldn't you be birds of a shitfeather?

Amen.

Posted by: Sean Connery's Hand at March 27, 2012 09:56 PM (EL+OC)

137 Posted by: ChristyBlinky: ABO 2012
at March 27, 2012 09:36 PM
(baL2B)

Sure am glad we don't need that pesky Congressional approval to do what is right for the American Egyptian people Muslim Brotherhood.

Posted by: BArky the Zero at March 27, 2012 09:57 PM (i3+c5)

138 Most likely to switch according to the numbers i've crunched w/ my formula, from most to less likely:

Virtually In The Bag - NE, ND, WI, MO, MT

Looking REALLY Good - FL

Looking Good - VA

Looking Fair - OH NM

Look For - MI, CT (If Shays is the nominee), and HI (least likely but possible)

Im comfortable about MA King should have ME in the bag

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 09:57 PM (iLMTG)

139 I enjoy Soothsayer's OT yapping. He's like the court jester.

Posted by: Truman North at March 27, 2012 09:57 PM (I2LwF)

140 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that raykon sucks cock by choice yet?

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at March 27, 2012 09:58 PM (GTbGH)

141 Add to that Indians, dot not feather, unless you like the smell of curry
night and day. WTF do they cook with curry in the middle of the night?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at March 27, 2012 09:50 PM (hXJOG)


Seen any stray dogs lately?

Posted by: model_1066 at March 27, 2012 09:59 PM (PWwbk)

142 Author!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 27, 2012 09:59 PM (5oa/O)

143
Baraka O'Stumblefuck will be calling for an investigation into the severe beating of an elderly couple in Tulsa. Tyrone Woodfolk, 19-years old beat and raped the elderly woman, but left the 90-year old husband alive. The lady died of her wounds, and Tyrone has been indicted on 1st degree murder. Baraka, Jessie, and Al will be on this story demanding justice.

Love the first comment: "if obamma had a son, he would look like Tyrone"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 10:00 PM (kBe37)

144 @142 yes I live

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 10:00 PM (iLMTG)

145
WTF do they cook with curry in the middle of the night?

Meow.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 10:01 PM (kBe37)

146 I don't like to piss and moan. But a color code legend would improve comprehension of the map.

Posted by: maddogg at March 27, 2012 10:01 PM (bIH06)

147 When did murder become a federal issue? Yea, I understand that 60 years ago there were states that denied minorities their rights.

Isn't that over? My Chief of Police is black. My County Sheriff is black.

It's time for the Feds to back off. Decent people will take care of it.

It's called "subsidiarity."

Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 10:01 PM (O3R/2)

148 >>My Chief of Police is black. My County Sheriff is black.

I hear the President is black, too.

So much for the "black men have no power" theory.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 27, 2012 10:03 PM (hO8IJ)

149 I hope CAC does something like this w/ the Pres map but he should wait until we see the kind of numbers there we've been seeing in the Senate

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 10:04 PM (iLMTG)

150 Minnesota....for having so many intelligent, down to earth folk they sure vote as if they're pulling a joke on someone.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 27, 2012 10:04 PM (PWwbk)

151 2014?

Lindsey "Fucking" Graham will be up for re-election. I truly hope he loses the primary.


Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 10:05 PM (O3R/2)

152 They aren't cooking with curry at night. Those are the emissions from the curry ingested during the day.

Posted by: Museisluse at March 27, 2012 10:05 PM (q2H2p)

153 I think NM is the weirdest state this cycle. they have a popular GOP Governors, the GOP has a fair shot to turn the Senate seat there red, YET Obama is polling higher there then he is in NEW JERSEY

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 10:05 PM (iLMTG)

154
Those are the emissions from the curry ingested during the day.

Are they emanations or adumbrations?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 27, 2012 10:07 PM (kBe37)

155 Botlh

Posted by: Museisluse at March 27, 2012 10:08 PM (q2H2p)

156 @153 oh and Obamas approvals arent so hot in NM

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 10:08 PM (iLMTG)

157 Why is PA always solid blue?

Rendell and the double dealing Dems have been defeated.

Corbett's a bit of a stooge but he's a Republican stooge.

PA is going to be more red this year than many seem to think.

Posted by: Inspired by disgust at March 27, 2012 10:09 PM (CP+yl)

158 ""Image is also very large, for maximum impact. Your monitor may not be capable of handling the awesomeness.""


What my monitor couldn't handle was an instant high velocity stiffy slamming it like a missile . lol

Posted by: Berserker at March 27, 2012 10:09 PM (FMbng)

159 @157 Obama's in a close battle there w/ the GOP but Casey has been destroying the polls in his bid for re-election, you have any insight that says PA is gettable in the Senate?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 10:11 PM (iLMTG)

160 would be nice to have a key or legend or whatever

Posted by: Gerry at March 27, 2012 10:13 PM (f06ST)

161 Rick, you picked a bad day to pick this fight.

God is not only in the sky, God sustains everything. It is only by the "insane" love that God has for us that we (humans) are now integrated in the life of God. Does God need us? No. Does God love us? Absolutely! Why? God knows. Read "Death on a Friday Afternoon" by Richard John Neuhaus.

Drive down a country road and then deny that God created for us a wonderful world. Adam sinned. The second Adam, Christ, was obedient. All sins are forgiven. God and Man are reconciled. That is the Good News.



Posted by: Jimbo at March 27, 2012 10:15 PM (O3R/2)

162 blue - Dem Hold
red - GOP Hold
light red - GOP gain
green - indy Dem win

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 10:15 PM (iLMTG)

163
Yap incessantly?
....
Italians, right?

Posted by: Meremortal at March 27, 2012 10:19 PM (Usk3+)

164
Great, the Republicans take bake everything.
Just in time for the economy to collapse and the Iranians to get their nukes.

Posted by: RayJ at March 27, 2012 10:20 PM (LYiL5)

165 @164 u mad bro?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez, Liberterian For Romney at March 27, 2012 10:23 PM (iLMTG)

166 Schwing

Posted by: Parking Lot Bozo at March 27, 2012 10:40 PM (eQI0M)

167 Time to break out the good stuff.

Thanks, CAC.

Posted by: theCork at March 27, 2012 11:17 PM (AsGWW)

168 Are we sure NJ is staying blue? Isn't 80-something Lautenberg the one up for re-election there? Or is it Mendez? Ugh.

Posted by: Paul Revere at March 27, 2012 11:23 PM (nvhqg)

169 Unfortunately, some of these races depend on the GOP primary voters (dominated by irrational Tea Party types) making sane decisions. Case in point: Connecticut. If Shays is the GOP nominee, that seat might well be up for grabs. If we nominate McMahon again, it's safe safe blue.

Posted by: Jeff B. supports SMOD/Coldcuts '12 at March 27, 2012 11:41 PM (hIWe1)

170 Are we just supposed to understand this map? I get that the dark red = 2 GOP Senators; and the white states are 1D+1R, but the Yellow states?

Posted by: @ParisParamus at March 28, 2012 12:10 AM (mENeG)

171 If we nominate McMahon again, it's safe safe blue.
Posted by: Jeff B. supports SMOD/Coldcuts '12 at March 27, 2012 11:41 PM (hIWe1)
If Shays can win, AND get McMahon's money (doubtful), he will drain soooo much money from the DNC to save this seat it will cost them dearly elsewhere.

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 12:12 AM (Zhkq7)

172 ok, I was wrong. But Vt and ME? Please explain. Sanders is an I, but...

Posted by: @ParisParamus at March 28, 2012 12:12 AM (mENeG)

173
Well a guy can dream--and that looks like a big wet dream to me.
I'm not going to pungle up $5 that says you're wrong in your count--cuz I want it to happen. Still never let the perfect be the enemy of the good, and if we have 58 Rethugs in the Senate, it only takes two little wee wee Democraps to come on over and give us 60 votes to do what we dang well please.

My vote for the first 60 vote legislation is a "sense of the Senate" resolution that Harry Reid can go crap in his hat--and put it on his pointy head.

Posted by: comanche voter at March 28, 2012 12:13 AM (6USwK)

174 Net 11+ We win 11 seats from Dems, the Ind. seat in Conn., but loose Maine. stop pretending we haven't lost Maine.

FIFY.

Posted by: Entropy at March 28, 2012 12:14 AM (Ci0JG)

175 Instalanche incoming.
Heh.

Posted by: USCitizen at March 28, 2012 12:15 AM (gnSAD)

176 I refuse to rule out PA until the proverbial fat lady sings.

Let's check out voter enthusiasm in the primary there.

Posted by: Jane at March 28, 2012 12:19 AM (x3K4L)

177 96 Beloved Morons,

Put down the bottle.

Make up your mind.

Posted by: '52 Esquire at March 28, 2012 12:25 AM (KZi9D)

178 heh, made the insty page.

Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 28, 2012 12:33 AM (SuBE0)

179 Jeff B., I would've figured you for a Romney (not SMOD)supporter after that last comment.

Posted by: Sad Dad at March 28, 2012 12:40 AM (71iUa)

180 But seriously, Tennessee's senators are anything but Conservatives!
p.s. I HATE RINOs!!!

Posted by: Rewrite! at March 28, 2012 01:09 AM (d7Px0)

181 Not totally sure that WA will remain blue. Cantwell could very well crap out. Which would be nice. Anyhoo, we\re gonna get us a GOP gubnor.

Also, I don't understand why PA is blue and not white. I thought this was a Senate map, and PA has Toomey.

Posted by: Redwine at March 28, 2012 01:16 AM (06vfa)

182 As long as we're fantasizing, once we get FB-proof majorities, can we take the ball to the *other* 20-yd line? Gut the bureaucracy, roll back shitloads of unconstitutional laws, fix the tax code, return some liberty to the people, gut spending, etc, etc.

/I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Tonic Dog at March 28, 2012 01:20 AM (X/+QT)

183 58 R?

hahahaha

Oh man. If this is plausible then damn that is the best news.

What a day that will be. Obama out. Senate gone. House... still gone.

Sure, the GOP will be a mess of lame, but I'm going to record MSNBC that evening.

Posted by: Dustin at March 28, 2012 01:35 AM (z36s0)

184 No hope for Maryland?

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2012 02:27 AM (GZZLZ)

185 I am not so sure that King will caucus with Dems. Yes, he leans Blue, but these guys like to be in the majority.

I really do not care if Repubs win so much, as long as they can get some crossovers like Manchin and, say, Landrieu. There are several Dems who are to the Right of several Repubs. It's all about how they vote, not their Party affiliation. The Dems struggled to get to 60 when they had 60. So would Repubs.

I expect it to be more like 53 or so Repubs. Max 55. Repubs need a Prez nominee with some coattails to do better. Does not exist, unless Repubs get a brokered convention... and get lucky.

Posted by: Marc Malone at March 28, 2012 02:28 AM (drgpc)

186 No hope for Maryland?
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 28, 2012 02:27 AM (GZZLZ)
Are you high?

I heard Cardin is facing some competition in his primary.

Posted by: CAC at March 28, 2012 02:37 AM (c91eO)

187 White = NO Senator is up for election this year. Both Alabama senators are Republican but as you can see the state is white because neither is up for re-election this year.

Posted by: Case at March 28, 2012 03:35 AM (QwurB)

188 (LVtr+) - another lib meat puppet doing performance art

Posted by: jaxson at March 28, 2012 04:14 AM (wl2vr)

189 Don't be fooled by King in Maine. He is a rock-ribbed liberal. Maine should be colored dark blue, RINOs notwithstanding.

Posted by: tim ferrell at March 28, 2012 09:48 AM (8db45)

190
Rick,
Given that the NSA is building a huge computer to monitor your and everyone else's Facebook, plus email, plus music choices, plus wallpapers, plus your scores on Guitar Hero...
...is it really that hard to see that God, who has a better OS than Windows, can keep an eye on each and every one of us?

Posted by: Tennwriter at March 28, 2012 10:06 AM (/Q8Sy)

191 Obviously, a national emergency will pre-empt the election.

Posted by: #OccupyResoluteDesk at March 28, 2012 10:17 AM (NLcdb)

192 #19...Blaster, I heard Pete Hegseth at the GOP 52 convention and he is the real deal, very impressive...If he can get some publicity, he would be a great challenger to AmyLib...

Posted by: Tony253 at March 28, 2012 10:39 AM (7my1f)

193
Great, I'll have a schadenboner most of the day.

Hey, baby, wanna check out my schadenboner?

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 28, 2012 11:26 AM (1hM1d)

194 Are you so sure that CT will go red? I don't know. Although I know a close relative of Susan B's and she is apparently a mega bitch so maybe that is showing in her presentation.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 28, 2012 11:28 AM (9U1OG)






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