Tiger Woods to Win First Tournament in Two and a Half Years

Update: Tiger wins by five strokes. Leaderboard from USA Today.

At the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill. He's four shots up with two holes to go. You can see the last two holes on NBC. Live stream here. Leaderboard here.

From the LA Times:

Woods is seeking his first PGA Tour victory since the 2009 BMW Championship in Chicago.

Gusty winds and firm, fast greens are making things difficult for the players.

. . .

Woods' legions are itching to celebrate his seventh Arnold Palmer Invitational title and the end of a 28-month trophy drought on tour.

He has failed to close out a 54-hole lead in three of his past five chances worldwide, including two months ago at Abu Dhabi. It also happened at the 2009 PGA Championship, caught by Y.E. Yang, and the 2009 Chevron World Challenge duel with McDowell.

Maybe he's back!

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Posted by: rdbrewer at 06:02 PM



Comments

1 Fuck him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 06:03 PM (UOM48)

2 Fuck him.

Eeeeewwwwwww, no.

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2012 06:04 PM (w407e)

3 Tiger who?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:05 PM (R5yLq)

4 That's probably what got hime back on track.

Posted by: irright at March 25, 2012 06:05 PM (RzLbD)

5 I could go for a hard Arnold Palmer. I've heard the off-the shelf variety is not so good; it's better to buy or make a regular one and add your own vodka.

Anyways, drinking's on hold for over a week.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:06 PM (ykSKg)

6 Do. Not. Care.

Posted by: Max Wedge at March 25, 2012 06:06 PM (6DDE+)

7 Not on my watch.

Posted by: George Zimmerman at March 25, 2012 06:06 PM (Sh42X)

8 "5
I could go for a hard Arnold Palmer."

You do know what the other comments have been about, don't you?

Posted by: irright at March 25, 2012 06:07 PM (RzLbD)

9 ABT. Anyone But Tiger.

Husband is going to a practice round next Monday.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 06:07 PM (UOM48)

10 Escorts of South Florida Hardest Hit.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2012 06:07 PM (dw5Fi)

11 He last won in Chicago?

Go figure.

Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 06:08 PM (y0VOX)

12 Chess was too thrilling, so you went with something a little more relaxed?

Posted by: Heorot at March 25, 2012 06:08 PM (m2aLJ)

13 Getting married is the worst thing a top sportsman can possibly do.

Posted by: Truman North at March 25, 2012 06:08 PM (I2LwF)

14 Hopefully you just jinxed him with this post.

Posted by: Andy at March 25, 2012 06:08 PM (XG+Mn)

15 Seriously, who gives a fuck? Over the years, I remember watching sports highlights and bein pissed ... some guy is in the lead of a golf tournament & having the game of his life, Tiger is 5 back and gets more air time.

Fuck him

Posted by: Rachel Uchitel at March 25, 2012 06:09 PM (0F6Sg)

16 If Obama had a son, he would look like Tiger.

Sort of.

Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 06:09 PM (y0VOX)

17 This is where McDowell brings out the thirty porn stars to follow the last two holes .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 25, 2012 06:09 PM (npr0X)

18 Don't hate the player hate the game!

Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 25, 2012 06:09 PM (/izg2)

19 Thank God! Back to fellatin'.

Posted by: Everyone associated with ESPN. at March 25, 2012 06:09 PM (5KvzL)

20 Tiger wins. yeah fine great but I got this itch......

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2012 06:10 PM (eCnLg)

21 How much wood would a woodchuck suck...if a wood chuck could suck wood.

Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2012 06:10 PM (dEMjC)

22 "Maybe he's back!"

Could be. I was just looking at his scorecard and it looks pretty good.

In fact, he had a bit of a blow up in the middle of the back 9 yesterday, which is usually followed by a complete meltdown but he seems to be holding it together.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2012 06:11 PM (0mXDN)

23 All I know is that UNC is trying to give me a heart attack. I'm currently winning my office brakets but I have UNC going to the championship game so I'm screwed if they don't at least make it to the final four.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 25, 2012 06:11 PM (Gk3SS)

24 19
Thank God! Back to fellatin'.

HA!

Now can we get back to how awesome Obama is????????????????

Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 06:11 PM (y0VOX)

25 I can't help but chuckle every time I hear that NCAA commercial with the chick saying, "You still think we're just a bunch of dumb jocks?" I keep thinking, "You sound like you don;t know what 'jock' means."

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:11 PM (ykSKg)

26 [asshole]

Posted by: asshole at March 25, 2012 06:11 PM (uhPd1)

27 "If I had a son, he might look like Tiger Woods..."

Posted by: Some Asshole at March 25, 2012 06:11 PM (ToZXn)

28 "Seriously, who gives a fuck? Over the years, I remember watching sports highlights and bein pissed "

Golf has highlights?

Huh.. who knew...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:11 PM (R5yLq)

29 16
If Obama had a son, he would look like Tiger.




I remember when Tigger won his first Masters. Orca had him on her show and declared him "her son." Orca, always making everything about her, just like her Precious, Barry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 06:12 PM (UOM48)

30 You haters can all just fuck off.

But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 25, 2012 06:12 PM (TCyyS)

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2012 06:12 PM (w407e)

32
Maybe he's back!


Maybe somebody cares!

'Cause I sure don't.

Posted by: Deathknyte at March 25, 2012 06:12 PM (AA3pR)

33 You know, Tiger is probably a Moron. I can see it. Just sayin'...

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at March 25, 2012 06:12 PM (HpT9p)

34 So tigers swinging the club as good as his ex wife did?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2012 06:12 PM (eCnLg)

35 Posted by: wheatie at March 25, 2012 06:10 PM (dEMjC)


I don't know how much, but it takes around 6 minutes. Especially if I use my tongue piercing gently around the head.

Posted by: Stuart Scott at March 25, 2012 06:12 PM (5KvzL)

36 19
Thank God! Back to fellatin'.


Posted by: Everyone associated with ESPN. at March 25, 2012 06:09 PM (5KvzL)

Tiger Woods
Tim Tebow



Tiger Woods



Tim Tebow


Tiger Woods



Tim Tebow


Tiger Woods



Tim Tebow

Posted by: ESPN Topics at March 25, 2012 06:12 PM (ykSKg)

37 Cleanup on aisle 26, please.

Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2012 06:13 PM (w407e)

38 I got to meet him at the President's Cup in 2009, right before everything went south for him.

Posted by: navybrat at March 25, 2012 06:13 PM (vJoLw)

39 I'll be honest i don't like Tiger but if I find out he is a conservative I will take it all back and bow at the alter of Tiger.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2012 06:13 PM (eCnLg)

40 How , exactly, do I "fuck off?"

Never could figure that one out.

Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 06:14 PM (y0VOX)

41 Posted by: ESPN Topics at March 25, 2012 06:12 PM (ykSKg)



You left out Jeremy Lin.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 25, 2012 06:14 PM (Gk3SS)

42 Hey!

If I had a son hey would look like tiger woods too!

obama

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2012 06:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

43 1 Fuck him.

Not with Sandra Fluke's vajayjay!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 06:15 PM (7P6Js)

44 Hey,

if i had a daughter i wonder what she would look like?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2012 06:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

45 "I'll be honest i don't like Tiger but if I find out he is a conservative I will take it all back and bow at the alter of Tiger."

Guess we see things differently. To me a worthless shitbag is a worthless shitbag, no matter who he votes for in the next election.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:16 PM (R5yLq)

46 Go Tiger! Roar!

Posted by: PJ at March 25, 2012 06:16 PM (uhPd1)

47 44 Hey,

if i had a daughter i wonder what she would look like?
Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2012 06:15 PM (Z9EHQ)

that was supposed to be another obama quote but he forgot to sign it, however, i guess pixy signed it for him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2012 06:16 PM (Z9EHQ)

48 So Tiger is full of spunk today? That's sort of how I wake up every morning.

Posted by: Sundra Flake at March 25, 2012 06:17 PM (phlKA)

49 No. Tiger is a liberal Obama supporter.

Posted by: PJ at March 25, 2012 06:17 PM (uhPd1)

50 "I'll be honest i don't like Tiger but if I find out he is a conservative I will take it all back and bow at the alter of Tiger."

Guess we see things differently. To me a worthless shitbag is a worthless shitbag, no matter who he votes for in the next election.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:16 PM (R5yLq)

If there was anybody else but obama in the White House I might agree with you, but first things first.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2012 06:17 PM (eCnLg)

51 How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?

Posted by: irright at March 25, 2012 06:17 PM (RzLbD)

52 Ok, tiger is a piece of shit, just like obama, napalitano, holder, blah blah blah.

Does that mean we are racists if we make fun of him?

I hope so...

Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 06:17 PM (y0VOX)

53 No. Tiger is a liberal Obama supporter.
Posted by: PJ at March 25, 2012 06:17 PM (uhPd1)


Is he? OK then I feel real good about hating him

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2012 06:18 PM (eCnLg)

54 You left out Jeremy Lin.


Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 25, 2012 06:14 PM (Gk3SS)

--I actually did not hear anything about Lin last week. It was all Tebow, all the time. (This was radio, not TV.) At least Tiger will give them some variety this week.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:18 PM (ykSKg)

55 "Not with Sandra Fluke's vajayjay!"

Ok, great.. another one to add to the "mental images that will haunt me till the day I die" list.

Honestly, would it hurt you people to put a disclaimer at the top?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:18 PM (R5yLq)

56
If I had a son, he'd look like Ernie Els.

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at March 25, 2012 06:18 PM (vbh31)

57 "I'll be honest i don't like Tiger but if I find out he is a
conservative I will take it all back and bow at the alter of Tiger."



Well, he speaks well for a caba... kabasi...cablackasian....some asian black guy. God bless him.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2012 06:18 PM (5KvzL)

58 Michelle propositioned Tiger, but he said he preferred humans.

Go figure.

Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 06:19 PM (y0VOX)

59 Yeah, I am of the opinion that the way to solve the whole racism thing is to go right through it. no deference only ridicule.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2012 06:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

60 Michelle propositioned Tiger, but he said he preferred humans.

Go figure.
Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 06:19 PM (y0VOX)

interesting, i had heard baraka made a play but not michelle.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2012 06:19 PM (Z9EHQ)

61 barry gives better head.

Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 06:20 PM (y0VOX)

62 If I had a son, he'd look like Ernie Els.



Seriously, what the hell happened to Ernie? He's stinking it up out there lately.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 25, 2012 06:20 PM (Gk3SS)

63 We can haz Darth Cheney thread??

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 06:20 PM (UOM48)

64 Not with Sandra Fluke's insurance-prepped vajayjay!

fify

Posted by: irright at March 25, 2012 06:21 PM (RzLbD)

65 It's my understanding that, um, Tiger is very thin-skinned about any sort of criticism or mocking, so time to go read a book and watch the baby roundball game. Perhaps there will be a more free-wheeling thread when I return.


Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2012 06:21 PM (w407e)

66 Honestly, would it hurt you people to put a disclaimer at the top?

Sorry SOS. You know what a bunch of morons we are..

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 06:22 PM (7P6Js)

67 As much as the coverage of the zimmerman thing is annoying I have to believe the Breitbart guys are going to have a field day with the coverage from the white hispanic thing to the photographs the press is going to get hammered. so much credibility wasted for what exactly?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 25, 2012 06:22 PM (Z9EHQ)

68 "Sorry SOS. You know what a bunch of morons we are.."

Lol.. that I do. And I love you for it.. but sheesh.. I could have been eating!

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:22 PM (R5yLq)

69 Stilman White (or Whitey McFrosh, as I prefer to call him) is fun to keep track of on the floor. Looks like he should be overmatched most of the time, but he causes problems and executes the game plan.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2012 06:23 PM (HethX)

70 Seriously, what the hell happened to Ernie?

I'll take a stab at this one . He's getting old .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 25, 2012 06:23 PM (npr0X)

71 Tiger Woods to Win First Tournament in Two and a Half Years

Who cares?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2012 06:23 PM (X3lox)

72
It's my understanding that, um, Tiger is very thin-skinned about any
sort of criticism or mocking, so time to go read a book and watch the
baby roundball game. Perhaps there will be a more free-wheeling thread
when I return.




Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2012 06:21 PM (w407e)

--Some minor golf tournament is getting more run than an epic Elite Eight game. Ye gods.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:24 PM (ykSKg)

73 Posted by: Peaches at March 25, 2012 06:21 PM (w407e)


In all seriousness, Tiger is a little whiny bitch. Great golfer though. Must be a Stanford athlete thing. Elway was a great QB but also a whiny bitch.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 06:24 PM (5KvzL)

74 "Maybe he's back!"


Don't answer the door. Maybe he'll go away again.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2012 06:24 PM (X3lox)

75 Guess we see things differently. To me a worthless shitbag is a worthless shitbag, no matter who he votes for in the next election.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:16 PM (R5yLq)


FWIW, I don't like Tiger because he's personable and friendly. He's not. In fact, he comes off as cold.

What he's done in his personal life is pretty shitty. He did his wife and children wrong.I'm not excusing that either.

I give him the benefit of the doubt because I see that he's battling some pretty nasty demons. I wish for him to be successful and happy just like I wish everyone who has fallen to be happy and successful.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2012 06:25 PM (0mXDN)

76 "Tiger Woods to Win First Tournament in Two and a Half Years

Who cares?"

Judging by the reaction thus far.. umm.. nobody.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:25 PM (R5yLq)

77 Nice to see that smile again.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2012 06:25 PM (Iyg03)

78

They just showed Larry Brown at the game.

Impossible for me to see him without thinking "crank."

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:26 PM (ykSKg)

79 C'mon KU hang tough.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 06:26 PM (5KvzL)

80 I care. Greatness in sports is interesting. He's probably the best golfer ever.

Also interesting that the supposed boom in black golfers from Tiger's success never happened.

In fact, I think there a fewer black pro golfers now than back in the 70s.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:26 PM (ZPrif)

81
Hell, I was able to take three naps during the halftime commercials.

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at March 25, 2012 06:26 PM (vbh31)

82 Tiger is a preppy pussy.

Posted by: PJ at March 25, 2012 06:26 PM (uhPd1)

83 Two holes to go?

Snicker.

Burp.

Posted by: Guy Pushing Rusty Shopping Cart at March 25, 2012 06:27 PM (L7hol)

84 Hi! Yeah, ha ha ha ha ha! Nice ta see ya! Hi, howahya?! Yeah!

You know, the first time I met Tina Woods she was a waitress at this family diner in Cletesborough just south of the river on 19 there. Nice gal. Had a family to raise. Kids. A mother to take care of and...wait I can't hear. What? Who?

Oh yeah. Right. Yeah.

Like I wuz sayin', the first time I met Tiger Woods he was a waiter at this family diner over in Mitskipy. You know, right off the toll road just before you get to the bridge. Young kid, good lookin', had a good head on his shoulders not like those other kids wearin' the hoodies. This kid was class. Class. But he had to run with the wrong crowd, a bunch called the PGA. Then the next thing I heard he must've gotten into some kinda argument 'cause he wuz missin' some teeth and then shot some guy named Par. White guy I think. Probably had it comin' to him.

Let's learn from this tragic event. Hope. And change. THAT'S what this country REALLY needs. If Tiger had health care maybe he would have had hope. And not turned to a life of drugs. And that guy Par might have lived.

Thanks for comin'! I gotta catch a train.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 25, 2012 06:28 PM (olbPX)

85
Chess was too thrilling, so you went with something a little more relaxed?
Posted by: Heorot





That does it. After Third Period Algebra, rdbrewer gets pantsed outside the girls' bathroom.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 25, 2012 06:28 PM (kdS6q)

86 80
I care. Greatness in sports is interesting. He's probably the best golfer ever.



*ahem*

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Jones at March 25, 2012 06:29 PM (UOM48)

87
I tried to meet and hook up with Tiger, but had the misfortune of fucking the dweeb Eliot Spitzer, the man with the small dick.

Posted by: Ashley Dupre at March 25, 2012 06:29 PM (TkGkA)

88 This is the greatest golf win in the last 500 years.

Posted by: Panzer Trout at March 25, 2012 06:29 PM (lpWVn)

89 yeah fine great but I got this itch......
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2012 06:10 PM
-----------------
It's not the itching so much, but the burning that really gets to me. Damn.

Posted by: Contemplative Lobster at March 25, 2012 06:29 PM (ay6+/)

90 "I give him the benefit of the doubt because I see that he's battling some pretty nasty demons. "

Lol.. well, nothing personal ErikW - but as far as I'm concerned he can shove his personal demons up his ass.

Ok, blunt perhaps, but honestly I don't care what sort of problems a man is having, nothing excuses that sort behavior towards your wife and kids.

All of the excuses are just that, excuses. Never have been able to rationalize bad behavior myself. Ok, everybody makes mistakes and shit happens sometimes. But Tiger's behavior? Well, sorry, no excuse for that horseshit.

Just my 2 cents worth of course.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:29 PM (R5yLq)

91
That Tiger Woods is clean and articulate but he's a shitty driver. Must be that Asian thing?

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at March 25, 2012 06:30 PM (vbh31)

92 When tiger wins a "Major" again, call me

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2012 06:30 PM (eCnLg)

93 I care. Greatness in sports is interesting. He's probably the best golfer ever.



His best years are likely long past.

Also interesting that the supposed boom in black golfers from Tiger's success never happened.


In fact, I think there a fewer black pro golfers now than back in the 70s.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:26 PM (ZPrif)


Other sports still pay much, much better and are cheaper to start. ... and more fun, too (though I love golfing - driving, at least ... you can certainly keep the putting; I'll play pool if I want that sort of entertainment).

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2012 06:30 PM (X3lox)

94 I don't care for Tiger Woods.

Posted by: mama winger at March 25, 2012 06:30 PM (P6QsQ)

95 Why doesn't Tiger have a black caddy?

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at March 25, 2012 06:31 PM (Sh42X)

96 sheesh.. I could have been eating!

Must. Control. Dirteh. Response.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 06:31 PM (7P6Js)

97 He's not known for having a warm personality. Other golfers will smile and speak to fans. Not Tigger.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 06:32 PM (UOM48)

98 Posted by: Jesse Jackson Because he drives a Beemer?

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2012 06:32 PM (HethX)

99 Why doesn't Tiger have a black caddy?
Posted by: Jesse Jackson at March 25, 2012 06:31 PM (Sh42X)


Because he would clash with all of Tiger's only white friends

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2012 06:32 PM (eCnLg)

100 Posted by: Guy Pushing Rusty Shopping Cart at March 25, 2012 06:27 PM (L7hol)



Huh huh huhuhuhuhuhuhuh

Heeheeheeheeheeheehee

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at March 25, 2012 06:32 PM (ykSKg)

101 It says L7hol.






Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh

Heeheeheehehehehe

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at March 25, 2012 06:33 PM (ykSKg)

102 "Must. Control. Dirteh. Response."

Lol - well I'm not alone here so I really appreciate that more than you can know.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:33 PM (R5yLq)

103
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:29 PM (R5yLq)


Hear, hear! The guy nailed the daughter of the next door neighbor, for Pete's sake.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at March 25, 2012 06:33 PM (X3lox)

104 @95 Why doesn't Tiger have a black caddy?


Because he didn't want some whitey coming following him around and shooting him

Posted by: Panzer Trout at March 25, 2012 06:33 PM (lpWVn)

105 honestly I don't care what sort of problems a man is having, nothing excuses that sort behavior towards your wife and kids.





This. The man had what other people can only dream of - a gazillion dollars, all the talent in the world, the respect of millions, a beautiful wife and family, professional success - yet not enough for him. Not enough.


Lying liars who lie, and cheating cheaters who chea,t and whiny whiners who whine can do so on their own time and without my cheering them on at a golf tourney.



Posted by: mama winger at March 25, 2012 06:35 PM (P6QsQ)

106 @95 Why doesn't Tiger have a black caddy?


Because Matt Damon took the only one?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 06:35 PM (5KvzL)

107 I really don't have a big problem with Tiger's supposed sins. He banged a lot of chicks and cheated on his wife. Meh. Most of these guys cheat on their wives, Tiger just did it at Olympian, Clintonian levels. Compare that to the assaults, murders, rapes and assorted violence that NBA and NFL get away with .. Tiger mainly just liked to bang lots and lots of willing chicks.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:36 PM (ZPrif)

108 Lol - well I'm not alone here so I really appreciate that more than you can know.

Yeah well don't get 2 comfortable. I have 6 weeks in the SOS goes for the Gold pool.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 06:37 PM (7P6Js)

109 107
I really don't have a big problem with Tiger's supposed sins. He banged a
lot of chicks and cheated on his wife. Meh. Most of these guys cheat on
their wives, Tiger just did it at Olympian, Clintonian levels. Compare
that to the assaults, murders, rapes and assorted violence that NBA and
NFL get away with .. Tiger mainly just liked to bang lots and lots of
willing chicks.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:36 PM (ZPrif)

--Tiger went for quantity, not quality. That makes him a man-whore, not a ladies' man.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:37 PM (ykSKg)

110 I care. Greatness in sports is interesting. He's probably the best golfer ever.
Also interesting that the supposed boom in black golfers from Tiger's success never happened.
In fact, I think there a fewer black pro golfers now than back in the 70s.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:26 PM (ZPrif)

Tiger has it in himto beat Jack's record if he can keep it together. He's an extremely emotional player.

I work in golf and I think you're right. I see a handful of black golfers but not in significant numbers to suggest that the Tiger phenomenon is happening.

As a sidenote, I do see the number of women golfers increasing. Especially in high school teams. I've seen sophomores that could kick my ass!

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2012 06:38 PM (0mXDN)

111 Tiger mainly just liked to bang lots and lots of willing chicks.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:36 PM (ZPrif)


Yeah but what I don't get is that his wife was hotter than all of them?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 25, 2012 06:38 PM (eCnLg)

112 "Hear, hear! The guy nailed the daughter of the next door neighbor, for Pete's sake."

You know, I've been through a divorce. If your getting that estranged from your partner and you just can't talk it out then at least be a man and have the decency to tell her that your having such thoughts and maybe get yourself some therapy or whatever. Wasn't like the dirtbag couldn't afford it.

But to break a solemn vow like that and then turn around and whine later because daddy didn't come to all your baseball games or whatever? Horseshit.

Ok, I'm an anachronism. I admit it - but to me a promise should mean something. When a man gives his word it should count. And no amount of personal demons, daddy issues or any of the rest of that crap excuses breaking your word.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:38 PM (R5yLq)

113 Tiger mainly just liked to bang lots and lots of willing chicks.


The issue I have with that is why would he be so stupid about it? Secondly, why would a guy worth nearly a billion fuck around on his wife knowing how much he would lose in the settlement?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 06:39 PM (5KvzL)

114
Tiger looks so hot in his birkenstocks and khaki bonobos.

Posted by: Molly at March 25, 2012 06:40 PM (uhPd1)

115 Has Tiger golfed with Teh Won?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 06:40 PM (UOM48)

116 Roy Williams does not look happy.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:40 PM (ykSKg)

117
I really don't have a big problem with Tiger's supposed sins.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:36 PM (ZPrif)


It was a problem in the past, but now that I have broken his bank, I'm thankful he dorked all those skanky women. It was payday girls.

Posted by: Elin Nordegren at March 25, 2012 06:40 PM (TkGkA)

118 Maybe I care!

Posted by: Gerry at March 25, 2012 06:40 PM (jYPJ0)

119 The lack of black caddies is a big reason there are so few black pro golfers these days. Used to be lots of black caddies. Then the rich whites felt guilty about it and blacks didn't want to take a subservient job - even though pro caddy pay is great

To be a great golfer you need to be immersed in the game from childhood. A lot of old black golfers grew u with a father who was a caddy or did groundswork themselves.

Now all the golfers come from country club families.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:40 PM (ZPrif)

120 "Yeah well don't get 2 comfortable. I have 6 weeks in the SOS goes for the Gold pool."

Rotfl - well at the moment she's asking how much she can put down in the pool, so now I have to go into a whole dissertation on "insider trading"

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:41 PM (R5yLq)

121 Roy Williams does not look happy.


Good.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 06:42 PM (5KvzL)

122 Secondly, why would a guy worth nearly a billion fuck around on his wife knowing how much he would lose in the settlement?

Crack is terribly addictive , trust me on this one .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 25, 2012 06:42 PM (npr0X)

123 One of the things that came out during the divorce was his use of all kinds of performance enhancing drugs including anabolic steroids.
That's cheating

Posted by: Beto at March 25, 2012 06:42 PM (lpWVn)

124 "Now he will have lots more money for hookers and strippers." -my hubby actually said that.

Posted by: Marie at March 25, 2012 06:42 PM (P9OJs)

125 Let he who is without sin cast the first hooker.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 25, 2012 06:44 PM (Iyg03)

126 Tarheels need to chill on the 3-pt attempts. They ain't working.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:44 PM (ykSKg)

127 so now I have to go into a whole dissertation on "insider trading"

Bwwaaah, great minds. I was going to say she could easily throw a wildcard, but thought that was going too far. You though will definitely not initiate the full cheney for 6 weeks

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 06:45 PM (7P6Js)

128 I think steroids should be legal, so even if he did use them I don't really care.

Michael Jordan put on a lot of muscle during his career. He retired before the steroids scandals broke. Did MJ use PEDs? If I had to bet I'd bet yes since most elite athletes in his era did. Does that take away from how impressed I was with Jordan's performance? No, it doesn't.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:45 PM (ZPrif)

129 Classism and institutionalized racism account for much of the disparity in numbersbetween black and white caddies/golfers, but mainly it's the alligators.

Posted by: Chubbs at March 25, 2012 06:45 PM (HethX)

130
Tarheels need to chill on the 3-pt attempts. They ain't working.


No I disagree, they need to continue to miss those three point attempts.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 06:45 PM (5KvzL)

131 Tiger never schlepped mit hookers.
They were all star fuckers and bar pokes

Posted by: Beto at March 25, 2012 06:46 PM (lpWVn)

132 Has Tiger golfed with Teh Won?

As what, a long putter?

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2012 06:46 PM (FcR7P)

133
Amazed at the level of outrage I see from the press concerning the NBBP forming their vigilante group. Never thought THAT would happen.


They ARE outraged, aren't they?

Posted by: irongrampa at March 25, 2012 06:46 PM (SAMxH)

134 Kazakhstan's shooting team demanded an apology from Kuwait after a spoof national anthem from the film Borat was played at a medal ceremony instead of the country's official version. The blunder took place as Maria Dmitrienko stood on top of the podium to celebrate her gold medal performance. But instead of the Kazkah national anthem, Dmitrienko had to listen to the song used in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 25, 2012 06:47 PM (e8kgV)

135 If he gets more than 5 shots back he'll grab a cart and say his hammy is acting up.

Posted by: ziptie at March 25, 2012 06:48 PM (JOgKo)

136 "Bwwaaah, great minds. I was going to say she could easily throw a wildcard, but thought that was going too far. You though will definitely not initiate the full cheney for 6 weeks"

Lol.. the full cheney? Ok, first time I've heard that one myself. Well I do think it's important to take time and get to know each other first.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:48 PM (R5yLq)

137 There are fewer non ultra-rich golfers from all ethnic groups these days. Increasingly they have to be children of people rich enough to afford country club membership so the kid can play golf 24/7 as a young teen.

Golf skill has improved dramatically in recent decades. Middle class kids who play regularly, but not obsessively at a young age are at a severe disadvantage.

Used to be golfers who rose up hard-scrabble. Getting jobs cutting grass as a kid, hustling golf on the side.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:48 PM (ZPrif)

138 Tarheels need to chill on the 3-pt attempts. They ain't working.


No I disagree, they need to continue to miss those three point attempts.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 06:45 PM (5KvzL)

--Heh, I don;t care much for either team. I just need UNC to advance for my pool, plus I sort of support them as the last ACC team left (I'm a Maryland and FSU alum).

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:48 PM (ykSKg)

139
Okay, let me try this...lol

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at March 25, 2012 06:49 PM (vbh31)

140 @135 If he gets more than 5 shots back he'll grab a cart and say his hammy is acting up


Didn't he injure his wrist so bad he withdrew....just last Sunday

Posted by: Beto at March 25, 2012 06:49 PM (lpWVn)

141 fap fap fap fap fap fap................

Posted by: Sports Media at March 25, 2012 06:50 PM (8MxMS)

142 Still watching hoops? Hell of a game.

Posted by: Chubbs at March 25, 2012 06:50 PM (HethX)

143 Lol.. the full cheney? Ok, first time I've heard that one myself.

I just made it up. If they arent gonna give us a thread, I'm making references wherever.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 06:50 PM (7P6Js)

144 If he gets more than 5 shots back he'll grab a cart and say his hammy is acting up.


Posted by: ziptie at March 25, 2012 06:48 PM



Bingo.

Posted by: mama winger at March 25, 2012 06:50 PM (P6QsQ)

145 #140 I think it was his knee or the achilles.

Posted by: ziptie at March 25, 2012 06:51 PM (JOgKo)

146 Tiger is 2x as asian as he is black. That doesn't get mentioned very often.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:51 PM (ZPrif)

147 Sock off.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2012 06:51 PM (HethX)

148 142
Still watching hoops? Hell of a game.

Posted by: Chubbs at March 25, 2012 06:50 PM (HethX)

--Best of the tourney so far, except Ohio-UNC (but there's still a ways to go).

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:52 PM (ykSKg)

149 Tiger is 2x as asian as he is black. That doesn't get mentioned very often.
Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:51 PM (ZPrif)
-----------------------------------------------------------
That would be white asian.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 25, 2012 06:53 PM (jucos)

150 Tiger is 2x as asian as he is black. That doesn't get mentioned very often.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:51 PM (ZPrif)

-----------------------------------------------------------

That would be white asian.


Never mattered to me. What mattered to me was the cock-swabbing he was given since he started. He is one of the greatest golfers to ever play. But his hype was bullshit.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 06:55 PM (5KvzL)

151 An under-rated athletic skill is being able to repeat a complex muscle-movement in the exact same way each time.

Hitting a golf shot. Shooting a jumper, Tennis serves QB throws. Gymnastics. Diving. Figure skating.

The more you can repeat the movement identically each time, the easier it is to isolate and correct flaws.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:57 PM (ZPrif)

152 Maybe he's back!

His problem is in his head, and only he can fix it.

Otherwise, don't care much about the guy, or golf in general.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 25, 2012 06:57 PM (TsNVA)

153
Cheney was more of a hunter than a golfer. Praying for Cheney.

Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2012 06:58 PM (uhPd1)

154 That bomb from downtown may have sealed it for the Jayhawks.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 06:58 PM (ykSKg)

155
Never mattered to me. What mattered to me was the cock-swabbing he
was given since he started. He is one of the greatest golfers to ever
play. But his hype was bullshit.

Obama's handlers can only dream.....

The SCOAMF will never earn a Green Jacket - but then, he will never earn anything,

Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 06:58 PM (y0VOX)

156 Wonder of Tiger cares about Cheney?

Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2012 06:59 PM (uhPd1)

157 Eh, Tiger Woods is a toxic subject but the brackets are fucking sweet!

Can't wait for the draft picks!

Considering the NBA is filled with thug-life wannabes covered in tats with a Glock in their shorts.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2012 06:59 PM (0mXDN)

158 That would be white asian.

Nicest thing about watching golf today? No hoodies. Congratulations, Tiger, nice job.

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2012 06:59 PM (FcR7P)

159 Ray Allen, one of the best pure shooters in NBA history, also has OCD. I think it's likely there are similar genetics involved that allow that level of precision. Allen is right on the edge of world class skill and debilitating illness.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:59 PM (ZPrif)

160 TW finally won a game? Damn. If nothing else, that just goes to show you can't lose everything all the time. Voters, take heart.

Posted by: maverick muse at March 25, 2012 06:59 PM (lpWVn)

161 Tarheels are starting to choke like the Gaytors did yesterday.


Considering the NBA is filled with thug-life wannabes covered in tats with a Glock in their shorts.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2012 06:59 PM (0mXDN)
--Most of them are not that bad, but I still like the college game a helluva lot more.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:01 PM (ykSKg)

162 Cheney was more of a hunter than a golfer. Praying for Cheney.
--
Was his former hunting companion a match for a heart transplant?

Posted by: maverick muse at March 25, 2012 07:01 PM (lpWVn)

163 George Zimmerman all over Sunday MSM news.

Posted by: Bruce at March 25, 2012 07:01 PM (uhPd1)

164 Tiger's big problem might well be any STDs he contracted. America's class of late-night waitresses and club girls might not be the most disease-free group of females.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:01 PM (ZPrif)

165 A great game, but my bracket is toast.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:02 PM (ykSKg)

166 Almost there Jayhawks.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 07:02 PM (5KvzL)

167 Meh.

Posted by: Taxpayer1234 at March 25, 2012 07:02 PM (NpmCe)

168 Posted by: Clubber LangDo you remember the Ohio State kid, I think he was Jim Jackson and then changedhis name toMoahmoud Abdul Rauf or something? Refused to stand forthe National anthem if I remember correctly. He had a wicked case of OCD.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 25, 2012 07:02 PM (HethX)

169 159
Ray Allen, one of the best pure shooters in NBA history, also has OCD. I
think it's likely there are similar genetics involved that allow that
level of precision. Allen is right on the edge of world class skill and
debilitating illness.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 06:59 PM (ZPrif)

--Oh, certainly. In the same vein, I think genetics has revealed that some of the most gifted, creative artists have a lot of gene overlap with insanity --or at least behaviors consistent with madness. Edgar Allen Poe, for sure.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:04 PM (ykSKg)

170
Shit. I wanted North Carolina to win. Greg says my boss is projected to win there by 9%.

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at March 25, 2012 07:04 PM (vbh31)

171
Tiger Woods can go horsefuck.

Posted by: soothsayer at March 25, 2012 07:04 PM (0w+w3)

172 I think blacks from middle class and up families are actually over-represented in the NBA compared to the black population at large.

Extreme talent (Iverson, Lebron) can make up for other deficits. But for the avg player, a stable family is a big advantage. And the Kobes and Grant Hills are increasingly prevalent.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:05 PM (ZPrif)

173 Going to the Final Four! Rock Chalk Jayhawks!

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 07:05 PM (5KvzL)

174 @168 Yeah, I think his OCD proved to be too much. Plus he clearly had other issues along with the OCD.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:06 PM (ZPrif)

175 Your Final Four is one SEC team, one Big "10" Team, one Big "12" team and one Big East team.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:07 PM (ykSKg)

176 Soothsayer..ha. Tiger needs some meds to slow his sex drive. What will he screw next?

Posted by: RayRight at March 25, 2012 07:08 PM (uhPd1)

177 Your Final Four is one SEC team, one Big "10" Team, one Big "12" team and one Big East team.

Ah, it's outcome-based basketball! We've leveled the playing field!

Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at March 25, 2012 07:10 PM (vbh31)

178
probably some hoo-ah

Posted by: soothsayer at March 25, 2012 07:11 PM (8dspl)

179 We'll see if Louisville stays in the Big East. Aren't they a potential Big 12 target?

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:12 PM (ZPrif)

180 We'll see if Louisville stays in the Big East. Aren't they a potential Big 12 target?


Big-12 already picked up West Virginia and TCU. Louisville would be a good fit since their football program isn't that bad.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 07:14 PM (5KvzL)

181
Can't wait for the lawn bowling thread !!
It's about all we have left.

Posted by: seamrog at March 25, 2012 07:14 PM (XRHcF)

182 179
We'll see if Louisville stays in the Big East. Aren't they a potential Big 12 target?

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:12 PM (ZPrif)

--I think the ACC courted them as well, but I think they'll stop the poaching with Pitt and Sycacuse.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:15 PM (ykSKg)

183 Still waiting for all the NCAA realignment to finish. Figure the ACC still might raid UConn.

The CUSA/MWC merger is about to happen any day. Big East will steal more of their schools as it frantically scrambles for survival.

Meanwhile the SEC constantly looks at the ACC with hungry eyes.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:16 PM (ZPrif)

184
No maybe about it. Tiger has actually been back I told friends and called into sports radio stating that when his personal life normalizes he will return to form. I would not be suprised if he is seeing his kids on a regular basis.
The media witch hunt is over. I think the golf related media has figured out that a resurgent Tiger is good for business. If he wins a couple of majors this year or nextI will not be suprised.

Posted by: theworldisnotenough at March 25, 2012 07:17 PM (kgX2S)

185 ACC really wishes they could figure out a way to ditch Wake Forest and add a big media market.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:17 PM (ZPrif)

186 The best thing about Tiger winning was old Mr Nance slobbering all over him. Getgushy now, and start it up all over again.

Posted by: Cricket at March 25, 2012 07:18 PM (ktqBU)

187
Just to clarify:

Ice Tea Lemonade = Arnold Palmer
Ice Tea, Lemonade Vodka = John Daly

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at March 25, 2012 07:18 PM (Rt78A)

188 Meanwhile the SEC constantly looks at the ACC with hungry eyes.


The SEC has been looking for bottom bitches to join their conference. Missouri has gladly volunteered.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 07:18 PM (5KvzL)

189 Can't wait for the lawn bowling thread !!

Too popular. My vote is for lawn darts.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 07:18 PM (T1nDt)

190 185
ACC really wishes they could figure out a way to ditch Wake Forest and add a big media market.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:17 PM (ZPrif)

--I doubt it. It's pretty much lumped in with Raleigh. Plus, the ACC is proud of the high academic level of their schools (unlike what a joke the SEC's --except Vandy-- are) and Wake fits that.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:19 PM (ykSKg)

191 Tiger has sexual obsessions. His compulsion is to ejaculate.

Posted by: DrPhil at March 25, 2012 07:19 PM (uhPd1)

192 And for all the conference realignment driven by football ... we have the coming wave of concussion lawsuits that are gonna go after every big time NCAA football program in the country.

First they are going after the NFL, then the NCAA, eventually the high schools. They are going in order of how deep their pockets are.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:20 PM (ZPrif)

193 Oh great, 60 Minutes is going to wash Chrysler's balls.

[TV off]

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:20 PM (ykSKg)

194 Just to clarify:

Ice Tea Lemonade = Arnold Palmer
Ice Tea, Lemonade Vodka = John Daly



Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at March 25, 2012 07:18 PM (Rt78A)



Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:21 PM (ykSKg)

195


Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at March 25, 2012 07:18 PM (Rt78A)

--P.S. Are you the old RWC from LGF???

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:21 PM (ykSKg)

196
Can we settle on Bocce ball ? No?
Then Badmiton it is.

Posted by: seamrog at March 25, 2012 07:21 PM (XRHcF)

197 Fuck him

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 07:22 PM (YdQQY)

198
Remember when we used to talk POLITICS at ACe of SpADES?

And KIM RICHARDS?

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2012 07:23 PM (uff2W)

199 Golf and the President are two of the last of the Meritocracy.

Posted by: Clarence at March 25, 2012 07:23 PM (z0HdK)

200 nope, never commented at LGF....docomment at Protein Wisdom now and then however...

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at March 25, 2012 07:23 PM (Rt78A)

201 "The media witch hunt is over"

Oh please. What he got wasn't even a small portion of what he was due. Fucking dirtbag.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 07:24 PM (R5yLq)

202 Is Arnold P. still alive? There were a lot of rumors about him playing the field back in the day as well.

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 07:24 PM (YdQQY)

203 200
nope, never commented at LGF....docomment at Protein Wisdom now and then however...

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at March 25, 2012 07:23 PM (Rt78A)

--Ah, the commenter Right Wing Conspirator was a riot and your earlier joke was up to those standards. Well done.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:24 PM (ykSKg)

204 Lawn Darts are dangerous and have been outlawed. We are working on banning Bocce Ball as well.

Posted by: Consumer Protection Agency at March 25, 2012 07:24 PM (jucos)

205 Wake is a small, private school with a small endowment that doesn't get tons of research $. It's a very good school, but there are other schools the ACC would rather have that offer more clout, more money, and more viewers.

The money trend is in favor of the big state schools. They are getting an ever growing % of research $.

Big universities produce many graduates who then force elected officials to favor their alma mater with state funds.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:24 PM (ZPrif)

206 "Remember when we used to talk POLITICS at ACe of SpADES?"

No..not really. What was that like?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 07:25 PM (R5yLq)

207 As a kid I hit a girl in the head with a lawn dart. Not on purpose. I threw it as high as I could and she walked right under it. Terrified me. I thought I'd killed her. She was fine. A little blood.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:26 PM (ZPrif)

208
"I sold my soul to de debil. In exchange, he taught me how to play dis golf real good!'

Oh son, for that you give up your everlasting soul?

"Well, i were'nt usin' it?!"

Posted by: Oh, Brother at March 25, 2012 07:26 PM (n0zDv)

209 Sign seen at the Masters - circa - a long time ago.

IRON MY SHIRT, BITCH!

Posted by: Clarence at March 25, 2012 07:27 PM (z0HdK)

210 No..not really. What was that like?
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 07:25 PM (R5yLq)


Commenters got into horrific name calling scraps. That doesn't happen anymore.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 07:28 PM (T1nDt)

211 205
Wake is a small, private school with a small endowment that doesn't get
tons of research $. It's a very good school, but there are other schools
the ACC would rather have that offer more clout, more money, and more
viewers.



The money trend is in favor of the big state schools. They are getting an ever growing % of research $.



Big universities produce many graduates who then force elected officials to favor their alma mater with state funds.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:24 PM (ZPrif)

--I think for now sheer size of a conference is important, since it appears getting to 16 (a ridiculous number) is a way to keep from getting cannibalized, so Wake has at least that going for it.
I fucking hate these mega-conferences. Not only are there now a lot of filler schools with no tradition of rivalry with the incumbent schools, but the huge number of schools now guarantees that they won't even develop a rivalry since they cannot play every year against the same school.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:28 PM (ykSKg)

212 "Remember when we used to talk POLITICS at ACe of SpADES?"

Never fear. We'll be back to it tomorrow afternoon. As soon as Ace posts his first thread of the day.

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 07:28 PM (joSBv)

213
Not really excited about watching chess,soccer golf or bowling.
Fun to compete in, boring to watch.
Back in the Stone Age when I played hoops, there were things called "traveling, double-dribble, over the shoulder dribble, submarining, palming the ball" etc.......
What I seldom watch is not real Basketball.

Posted by: seamrog at March 25, 2012 07:29 PM (XRHcF)

214 "As a kid I hit a girl in the head with a lawn dart. Not on purpose. I threw it as high as I could and she walked right under it."

Wow... same thing happened to me when I was a kid. Well almost. It wasn't a girl I hit, it was a wooly mammoth. And the lawn dart was actually a spear. But pretty much the same thing really.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 07:29 PM (R5yLq)

215 Don't care

Posted by: Red Mosquito at March 25, 2012 07:30 PM (jo0fs)

216 "Commenters got into horrific name calling scraps. That doesn't happen anymore."

Umm.. ok, so you didn't read the Zimmerman thread from the other night then.. got it..

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 07:30 PM (R5yLq)

217
Ace could be dead and none of you give a SHIT.

or, he's knee-deep in hobo entrails

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at March 25, 2012 07:31 PM (niyzp)

218 I think Joe Biden was hit with a lawn dart. Twice.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:31 PM (ykSKg)

219 Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 07:30 PM (R5yLq)

Guess I should have used a sarc switch with that comment.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 07:32 PM (T1nDt)

220 "Guess I should have used a sarc switch with that comment."

Nah.. it was funnier without one.. lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 07:33 PM (R5yLq)

221 I don't think the ACC will ditch Wake. I think Wake is safe. I'm saying the ACC would like to ditch Wake if it could, but it can't.

The big state research schools are gobbling up all the money. Large student body = more alumni = more political power. If you can combine that with elite research institutions. Then that seems ideal.

The Pac-12, Big Ten, and ACC have this model. The SEC has the big state U model, but lack elite research at most of their schools. But they are improving. Big 12 wants that model but can't keep their shit togethr.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:33 PM (ZPrif)

222 I think Joe Biden was hit with a lawn dart. Twice.
Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 07:31 PM (ykSKg)

fuck Joey B. is a lawn dart. Head as thick as steel and flyies whereever he is tossed

Posted by: jake at March 25, 2012 07:34 PM (AZ8Mb)

223 217 Ace could be dead and none of you give a SHIT.

Much more likely still passed out from last night, on the bathroom floor hugging the porcelain god.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 07:37 PM (7P6Js)

224 Could Joe Biden be considered the stupidest VP in history? I don't know enough VP history, but he qualifies as dumbest in my lifetime.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 07:37 PM (T1nDt)

225 Lawn Darts are dangerous and have been outlawed. We are working on banning Bocce Ball as well.

Tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they will never take...

OUR BOCCE BALLS!

Posted by: Braveheart at March 25, 2012 07:38 PM (yQwq5)

226 Much more likely still passed out from last night, on the bathroom floor hugging the porcelain god.

Looks like a Twitter overdose to me. No, that was last week, wasn't it?

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 07:39 PM (joSBv)

227 Over the years, I remember watching sports highlights and bein pissed ... some guy is in the lead of a golf tournament & having the game of his life, Tiger is 5 back and gets more air time.
----------
The last tournament Lefty won, that one where he was paired with Tiger on the final round and Tiger flamed out massively, the interviewer spent much of the interview asking Phil to comment on Tiger.

It's getting a little old. Maybe Tiger winning is good because they'll STFU about it and focus on the actual golf instead of this stupid Tiger saga.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 07:39 PM (5H6zj)

228 It's...golf. Seriously. Golf.
Must be a slow day for real news.

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2012 07:40 PM (j/nZn)

229 Doesn't matter what Tiger wins from here on out--he's still immovably fixed in the national consciousness as a national punchline.

Posted by: Mike James at March 25, 2012 07:40 PM (spLGA)

230 >>224 Could Joe Biden be considered the stupidest VP in history?


A little while ago when my collie was staring at Lord-knows-what and looking particularly... dim... I asked Mr Y-not who was smarter: Bailey or Slo Joe. He answered without hesitation: Joe.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 07:40 PM (5H6zj)

231 Tiger Woods?


Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at March 25, 2012 07:40 PM (hXJOG)

232 "Could Joe Biden be considered the stupidest VP in history? I don't know enough VP history, but he qualifies as dumbest in my lifetime."

Well I'm no historian of course, but I think you'd be hard pressed to find any VP that was more of an idiot than Joe Biden.

Then again I think it would be quite a challenge to find any other human being on the planet as dumb as Joe Biden, and that even includes the young lady who has no idea that if your travelling 80 mph you will travel 80 miles, in one hour.

Joe truly is in a class all by himself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 07:41 PM (R5yLq)

233 I would love to go to TPC Scottsdale sometime, just for the experience of the party atmosphere there. And, of course, because it's a pro-Phil crowd.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 07:41 PM (5H6zj)

234 I'm not sure if Twitter is good for Ace. He's funny as hell on it. But it seems to magnify his binge and purge personality. Though slow and steady Ace probably wouldn't be Ace.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:41 PM (ZPrif)

235 Maybe Tiger winning is good because they'll STFU about it and focus on the actual golf instead of this stupid Tiger saga.

Didn't work before Tiger flamed out, but we can hope.

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 07:43 PM (joSBv)

236 It's getting a little old. Maybe Tiger winning is good because they'll
STFU about it and focus on the actual golf instead of this stupid Tiger
saga.


It will never happen. Tiger is the only pro golfer in the known universe according to the uneducated twits covering golf. Sports media is as stupid and slobbering as the news media.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 07:43 PM (5KvzL)

237 Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 07:40 PM (5H6zj)

You should seriously consider getting adifferent dog.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 07:43 PM (T1nDt)

238 "You should seriously consider getting adifferent dog."

Or running him for office.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 07:44 PM (R5yLq)

239 80
I care. Greatness in sports is interesting. He's probably the best golfer ever.




Son, WTF are you smoking?

Posted by: Jack Nicholson at March 25, 2012 07:44 PM (hXJOG)

240 >>Didn't work before Tiger flamed out, but we can hope.


Yeah, but during the hiatus some fun young players have surged, so that helps a lot.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 07:44 PM (5H6zj)

241 Lawn darts were banned after three deaths. More kids drown in their damn bathtub every year. When I was a kid we had BB gun wars and threw knives at trees which of course would bounce off and hit us. We also made pipe bombs from match heads.

Consumer Products Safety assholes should be banned instead. They are another bureaucracy in search of a purpose.

We are raising a generation of pussies. Well except for the ones in the urban ghettos who are raised as savages on the street. Of course no DC bureaucrat has anything to say about that.

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 07:45 PM (YdQQY)

242 And by Tiger's "hiatus" I guess I really mean "suckanus."

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 07:45 PM (5H6zj)

243 Can't wait for the lawn bowling thread !!
It's about all we have left.

Posted by: seamrog at March 25, 2012 07:14 PM



We'll always have shuffleboard.

Posted by: mama winger at March 25, 2012 07:45 PM (P6QsQ)

244
"You should seriously consider getting adifferent dog."



Or running him for office.


Only if he's a Democrat. We've got enough problems already.

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 07:46 PM (joSBv)

245 Do they still make cap guns with those caps that you could hit with a rock and they would get all smoky? Because I used to love those.

Posted by: mama winger at March 25, 2012 07:46 PM (P6QsQ)

246 We are raising a generation of pussies.


Yep.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 07:47 PM (5KvzL)

247 I just saw a Penn State commercial on the Travel Channel, ick. Talk about no shame.

Posted by: theworldisnotenough at March 25, 2012 07:48 PM (kgX2S)

248 "Lawn darts were banned after three deaths. More kids drown in their damn bathtub every year. "

I'm guessing that most kids would have preferred to keep the lawn darts and ban the bathtub.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 07:48 PM (R5yLq)

249 Of course no DC bureaucrat has anything to say about that.

Did you miss zero's comments on the zman lynch mob?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 07:48 PM (7P6Js)

250
I just saw a Penn State commercial on the Travel Channel, ick. Talk about no shame.

Posted by: theworldisnotenough at March 25, 2012 07:48 PM (kgX2S)


Unless you are a 10 to 12 year old kid who likes to be sodomized.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 07:49 PM (5KvzL)

251 We also made pipe bombs from match heads.

We made them by taking the bullets off shells and using dynomite fuse to set them off. They were usually duds.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 07:50 PM (T1nDt)

252 As a kid we had bottle rocket wars. And a buddy of mine knew a trick with pool cleaning chemicals that had an explosive effect. And night soccer with nerf soccer balls that have been soaked with gasoline and lit on fire. That was fun.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at March 25, 2012 07:50 PM (ZPrif)

253 @245 As a matter of fact , they do still make those:

http://tinyurl.com/3odstbz

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 07:50 PM (joSBv)

254
Yes, the victory is nice, but is Tigera Black, Asian, Native American and Dutch person, and therefore should have worn a hoodieand bravely jumped on the Lynch Zimmerman bandwagon, or is he really Asian, Native American, Dutch and Black, and therefore doesn't have a dog (see whatI did there?) in the fight, or, seriously, is he really Dutch, Native American,Black, and then Asian, and sohe'soffered his castle on Jupiter Island in Florida as a gated, armed, alarmed, patrolled by helicopters and burly white cops 24/7 hideout for Zimmerman?!?!?!?!

I mean, Great Scott, what if he's Native American, Dutch, Black and then Asian? Does he offer to have a powwow and smoke the peace pipe with Calypso Louie Farrakan and Zimmerman, and whomever decided to finally claim the dead Black kid's body from the morgue after it lay there on a slab for three days?

This fucking Nazi One Drop Rule shit is really confusing.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2012 07:50 PM (RtpCp)

255 The sports newsters ALWAYS pick a star to follow, whether it's the New York Yankees, the New England Patriots or Tiger Woods.

Tiger is a "designated" golf superstar, and years ago the Sports Media world chose to hitch their wagon to him. And then OOPS! he was found out to be a serial adulterer, and actually a pretty big jerk.

Pretty big mistake, huh? Yeah, like ErikW said up above, if he was personable, it might be easy to like him or forgive him, but actually he's a cold fish with the fans and the galleries that follow the game. Personally, he's just not very likable. And he has had a lot of advantages.

Jack Nicklaus was a big fan of his when he was a teen age amateur. The door was wide open for him to be incredibly successful. And when he started winning, he had a boatload of endorsements, etc. He was making more than $150 million a year. And then he blew it. Poor Tiger.

I don't hate him. I am just totally indifferent to him. He is not a likable person. Not like the late Payne Stewart, who was a very personable and friendly guy to the folks who followed the game on course and filled the galleries. Payne was extremely well liked by almost everyone. A real tragedy in the way he died.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 25, 2012 07:50 PM (sJTmU)

256 As a matter of fact , they do still make those:

http://tinyurl.com/3odstbz


Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 07:50 PM




Cool. I might see about ordering one of those. I have a grandson turning one year old next month. It's never too early.

Posted by: mama winger at March 25, 2012 07:52 PM (P6QsQ)

257 Umm, you are dissing my collie, but she is *smarter* than Joe Biden.

And a good Republican.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 07:52 PM (5H6zj)

258 Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 25, 2012 07:50 PM (sJTmU)


Yes, Payne was a good guy.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 07:52 PM (5KvzL)

259 I just checked my copy of the Constitution. There is no call for a CPS board. I should go down to the Toys or Us and ask for a set of lawn darts. When they tell me they are banned perhaps I can get standing to sue.

1. I have distinct and direct damage from action of the federal government.
2. There is a direct tie to them as a result of their actions alone.
3. favorable action by the court would make me whole again.

But, since these things are made in China I guess it is interstate commerce and they can be "regulated out of existence" because it may set off a trade war between the States and they would start charging each other tariffs and shit.

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 07:53 PM (YdQQY)

260 Cool. I might see about ordering one of those. I have a grandson turning one year old next month. It's never too early.

Best get two, he'll need somebody to play with.

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 07:54 PM (joSBv)

261 Best get two, he'll need somebody to play with.


Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 07:54 PM


Ya. Me.


Posted by: mama winger at March 25, 2012 07:54 PM (P6QsQ)

262 @255
Yeah, even before the scandal, I didn't enjoy watching Tiger. He usually has some sort of scowl on his face. Give me a Phil Mickelson or Peter Kim or virtually any of the other current batch of guys any day.

I can appreciate great golf, but he doesn't look unbeatable any longer. Looking at the scores today, it looks like everybody within striking distance had crap days. Even Tiger's score was pretty meh. Was the weather bad?

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 07:55 PM (5H6zj)

263 We made them by taking the bullets off shells and using dynomite fuse to set them off. They were usually duds.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 07:50 PM (T1nDt)
------------------------

Gun powder from ammunition does not burn fast enough. Black powder is better but even that is not as good as match heads.

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 07:56 PM (YdQQY)

264 Duh! I see I mis-typed the Joe vs Bailey outcome. No wonder you were dissing her!

I guess that makes the order collie > Y-not > Slo Joe!

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 07:56 PM (5H6zj)

265 I asked Mr Y-not who was smarter: Bailey or Slo Joe. He answered without hesitation: Joe.
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 07:40 PM (5H6zj)


This is all I had to go by. Perhaps you mistyped. My apologies to you and Bailey.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 07:56 PM (T1nDt)

266 BTW, we didn't use fuses. We beat the ends of the copper pipe flat and folded them several times and threw them in a fire.

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 07:57 PM (YdQQY)

267 Gun powder from ammunition does not burn fast enough. Black powder is better but even that is not as good as match heads.


Posted by: Vic


To much charcoal in gunpowder, not enough potassium nitrate.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 25, 2012 07:57 PM (sJTmU)

268 Gun powder from ammunition does not burn fast enough. Black powder is better but even that is not as good as match heads.
Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 07:56 PM (YdQQY)


Damn. now you tell me this bit of information. How old is too old totry again.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 08:00 PM (T1nDt)

269 Damn. now you tell me this bit of information. How old is too old to try again.

Can you make it out to the backyard? Then you're not too old.

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 08:01 PM (joSBv)

270 So, I've been ignoring news. Did we lose 2012 yet?

Idea: comment section should become an image board

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 25, 2012 08:01 PM (eNDaX)

271 "So, I've been ignoring news. Did we lose 2012 yet?

Idea: comment section should become an image board"

Ya, like we really need 300 pictures of people flipping off a web cam.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:03 PM (R5yLq)

272 Yep. Apparently I am dumber than my collie, butt me still think I are smarterer then Vise Prezidunt Joe Biden. ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:03 PM (5H6zj)

273 LOL, modern smokeless power doesn't use charcoal. Even that nasty ass Hercules Unique which was crap to clean out of a .45 had no charcoal and that was the nastiest shit I ever fired.

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 08:04 PM (YdQQY)

274 And I've been drinking just a bit. A cheeky zinfandel.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:04 PM (5H6zj)

275 "Damn. now you tell me this bit of information. How old is too old to try again.

Can you make it out to the backyard? Then you're not too old."

Good luck ronster, and with any luck you won't have to change your name to lefty when you get back

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:05 PM (R5yLq)

276 Dateline is covering Trayvon story. The promo was too much for me and I switched it off, but if someone has high tolerance and wants to report later ....

Posted by: Palerider at March 25, 2012 08:05 PM (m+nIW)

277 "Ya, like we really need 300 pictures of people flipping off a web cam."
Lol, reminded me of that one time I ventured to 4chan.

Santorum won LA? That wont help Romney. heh

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 25, 2012 08:05 PM (eNDaX)

278
We also made pipe bombs from match heads.

We made them by taking the bullets off shells and using dynomite fuse to set them off. They were usually duds.


I used to fill an aluminum tube with the pyrotechnic stuff scraped off a couple of boxes of sparklers, close one end completely and crimp the other end almost shut, then mount the thing on a wooden block with the crimped end pointing up.

It wouldn't explode, but it sounded like a jet engine as about an 8 foot blue flame would shoot out the crimped end for about 30 seconds, resulting in a gigantic white mushroom cloud floating lazily down our street, right in front of the incredulous gaping eyes of all the parents on the block.

Never give a 16 year old kid Bushmills whiskey, matches, and sparklers.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2012 08:06 PM (RtpCp)

279 "Dateline is covering Trayvon story. The promo was too much for me and I switched it off, but if someone has high tolerance and wants to report later ...."

Ugh.. could I just say it was lefty propaganda crap and sucked now, or do I really have to watch it to review it?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:06 PM (R5yLq)

280
Black powder is better but even that is not as good as match heads.







As a side note, it's my understanding you can reload rifle/pistol primers with the white striking compound from kitchen matches. I've seen youtube vids of the technique before.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2012 08:06 PM (FIE/L)

281 Shouldn't someone remove the numerous pron spam links on the classic Dick Cheney thread?

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:07 PM (5H6zj)

282 And I've been drinking just a bit. A cheeky zinfandel.
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:04 PM (5H6zj)


I don't know vino lingo. Does cheeky mean it comes in a bottle or a box?

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 08:07 PM (T1nDt)

283 Hey Tiger, a word of advice...if you want to keep winning, don't play any rounds with Obama! Definitely don't let him say he predicts your victory at the Master's, if he does, you won't make the cut.

Posted by: cstudevan@hotmail.com at March 25, 2012 08:08 PM (U3TDy)

284 "I don't know vino lingo. Does cheeky mean it comes in a bottle or a box?"

Cheeky mean's it's bottled. Nobody who drinks the boxed stuff gives a rat's ass about bouquet.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:08 PM (R5yLq)

285 Never give a 16 year old kid Bushmills whiskey, matches, and sparklers.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2012 08:06 PM (RtpCp)
---------------------------------
We used to make tiny rockets using aluminum foil from chewing gum wrappers and paper matches. Of course then shoot them at each other. Them damn little things would get hot and raise a blister when they hit you.

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 08:09 PM (YdQQY)

286 Awww yeah, i'm back beeyotches! The scandi ho's and prescription drugs are gonna flow like a perfect putt!

Posted by: Tiger Woodz at March 25, 2012 08:09 PM (HI6wa)

287 Good luck ronster, and with any luck you won't have to change your name to lefty when you get back
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:05 PM (R5yLq)


Thanks, but I think my big bang days are over. I hesitate to type the word "b*mb". You never know who is watching.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 08:10 PM (T1nDt)

288
We also made pipe bombs from match heads.


When my kid was 10 he built a catapult and chucked it thru the neighbor's roof. I got a panicked call at work, and his big plan was to hide the machine and tell the neighbor it was a SMOD.
I told him it would never hold up when CNN came calling.

Posted by: Pecos, still yearning for Perry at March 25, 2012 08:10 PM (2Gb0y)

289 Now how many of you Morons have kids reading these threads and getting ideas?

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 08:10 PM (YdQQY)

290 I know you will be shocked to learn that Tiger is the lead over at the NY Slime.


Home Boy, didn't you get Rev Al's memo? Where's your fucking hoodie?

Posted by: Lebron at March 25, 2012 08:11 PM (hXJOG)

291
LOL, modern smokeless power doesn't use charcoal. Even that nasty ass Hercules Unique which was crap to clean out of a .45 had no charcoal and that was the nastiest shit I ever fired.
Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 08:04 PM (YdQQY)







I'd always heard that about the old formula of Unique. The modern stuff from Alliant isn't bad at all, now that they addressed that problem. I use it for 9mm practice reloads and it's a lot cleaner than the WWB stuff from WalMart.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2012 08:12 PM (FIE/L)

292 I've noticed that President Obama had discussed with UK PM Cameron the possibility of a release from the SPR. Usually just the mention of a release is enough to have the speculators flee the market for a couple of weeks and the price drop by 10% or more. This time with Obama in the "driver's seat" it seems to not have worked as before. Is this because the speculators think Obama is a "paper tiger" on energy, or is it that George Soros hasn't had enough time to secure his positions in the energy sector so they figure it won't come for a while yet ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at March 25, 2012 08:13 PM (e8kgV)

293 Payne was extremely well liked by almost everyone. A real tragedy in the way he died.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 25, 2012 07:50 PM (sJTmU)

Payne Stewart was a class act. I wish I could don the golf cap and knickers like he did.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2012 08:14 PM (0mXDN)

294 "I don't know vino lingo. Does cheeky mean it comes in a bottle or a box?"

Cheeky means if you drink enough of it it'll put you on your ass.

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 08:15 PM (joSBv)

295 I gave up reloading a long time ago before Hercules got bought out. Their bulls eye was good shit. I used that in all my short barreled shit. The unique stuff came from a buddy who made his own bullets from lino-type and used the unique.

Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 08:15 PM (YdQQY)

296 And still, no Cheney thread.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 08:15 PM (UOM48)

297 He must be back on the porn star parade. Nuthin like gettin some to focus a mans attentions

Posted by: ConcealedKerry or SubMitt at March 25, 2012 08:16 PM (nonzP)

298 Nobody who drinks the boxed stuff gives a rat's ass about bouquet.
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:08 PM (R5yLq)


Are you a neighbor? Have you been checking my garbage?

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 08:16 PM (T1nDt)

299 Could Fat Rush win a giblet with you Bush-Tards?

Seriously. I see Pig-Boy as some sort of freak among the wingnuts.

Posted by: Clarence at March 25, 2012 08:16 PM (z0HdK)

300 I don't know vino lingo. Does cheeky mean it comes in a bottle or a box?
------
In my case, cheap screw cap bottle.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:16 PM (5H6zj)

301 300
I don't know vino lingo. Does cheeky mean it comes in a bottle or a box?

------

In my case, cheap screw cap bottle.



Screw caps are now the "in" thing with a lot of really really expensive wines, so don't dis the cap.

Posted by: Billy Bob, the 1% at March 25, 2012 08:18 PM (hXJOG)

302
I don't know vino lingo. Does cheeky mean it comes in a bottle or a box?
------
In my case, cheap screw cap bottle.
Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:16 PM (5H6zj)








2 Buck Chuck from Trader Joe's ain't half bad, and they use a real cork......errrr, cork. Not that funny plastic shit.

In fact, I just remembered that I killed my last case this week. brb

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2012 08:19 PM (FIE/L)

303 1 Fuck him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 06:03 PM (UOM4


We did!

Posted by: 2,000 Waitresses at March 25, 2012 08:19 PM (niZvt)

304 Saw this on Facebook, it's a pic of Zimmerman the MBM doesn't show, and Trayvon Martin Luther King you don't see

http://tinyurl.com/7f78enx

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2012 08:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

305
Posted by: 2,000 Waitresses at March 25, 2012 08:19 PM (niZvt)





Damn, that's a LOT of sandwiches!

Posted by: Chris Dodd at March 25, 2012 08:20 PM (FIE/L)

306 Screw caps are now the "in" thing with a lot of really really expensive wines, so don't dis the cap
-----
Yeah, but this is also just happens to be a cheap Zinfandel.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:20 PM (5H6zj)

307
TW is dead to me.

Posted by: Gmac at March 25, 2012 08:20 PM (GFZMP)

308 279
"Dateline is covering Trayvon story. The promo was too much for me and I
switched it off, but if someone has high tolerance and wants to report
later ...."




The local Savannah paper had this shit on the front page. In a town where on a regular basis, the yoots are killing one another and there's not a peep of outrage. Oh, and let's not mention the occasional tourist that gets caught in the crossfire.

Now there's all this "we are all hoodies now" shit. As if they weren't already wearing their damned pants below their undies and sporting black hoodies when the temp in the summer is 100+ degrees.

So FUCK YOU, Barry. Yeah, these gangbangers all look exactly like a son of "yours" would look. If you could ever actually procreate (Ex. Moochelle: beard).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 08:21 PM (UOM48)

309 2 Buck Chuck is actually an amusing guy. He was on Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, who tried to get a free bottle off him. 2 Buck Chuck said for 2 bucks you can pay.

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 08:21 PM (joSBv)

310
Posted by: Clarence at March 25, 2012 08:16 PM (z0HdK)


Hey, douche. He hasn't been fat for about 10 years. He's also tapped more beautiful ass in his life than most American professional baseball squads.

How much do you weigh? And if you're still masterbating over the sleeping form of your Mother, that's probably not as cool as having a real girlfriend.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 25, 2012 08:23 PM (RtpCp)

311 Now how many of you Morons have kids reading these threads and getting ideas?
Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 08:10 PM (YdQQY)


Not to worry. 99.99% of kids are playinggames on their i-phone.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 08:23 PM (T1nDt)

312 304 Saw this on Facebook, it's a pic of Zimmerman the MBM doesn't show, and Trayvon Martin Luther King you don't see

http://tinyurl.com/7f78enx
Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2012 08:20 PM (Y+DPZ)


I ssaid on Day One we were just seeing some baby pic; guess Tray never even graduated High School - otherwise, we'd be seeing a pic oh him in his cap & gown.

Posted by: 2,000 Waitresses at March 25, 2012 08:23 PM (niZvt)

313
If I had a son, he would most likely have died alone in a hospital closet.
The pernicious effects of institutional racism and white supremacy on Mr. Woods are - uh - plainly visible. He has suffered - uh - terribly and -uh - as a person of color my heart goes out to him. His - uh - attempts at compensation for decades of prejudice - uh- and resulting fall from grace - uh - tug at the heart strings of anyone - uh - anyone black that is - whites and hispanics can go piss up a rope. Asians too. Uh.

Posted by: Hussein Soetoro, B.A., J.D., B.F.D. at March 25, 2012 08:23 PM (8hBZi)

314 Off, sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 08:23 PM (niZvt)

315 Kids? I'm buying a case of sparklers tomarrow...

Posted by: cicerokid at March 25, 2012 08:24 PM (n0zDv)

316 Interesting. After perusing the MSDS for various gunpowders, they seem to come in to varieties.

1) Primarily nitrocellulose (old fashioned name - guncotton)
2) Dinitrotoluene (TNT's weaker little brother)

I think they all do have small percentages of graphite/carbon to help control the burn rate.

The purity of the DNT or the nitrocellulose probably has a big impact on how clean the powder burns on firing. If you make low purity DNT or your cellulose isn't sufficiently nitrated (added enough nitroglycerine that is), then you have a dirty slow burn and a dirty chamber after you fire some rounds.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 25, 2012 08:25 PM (sJTmU)

317 299
Could Fat Rush win a giblet with you Bush-Tards?

Seriously. I see Pig-Boy as some sort of freak among the wingnuts.


Posted by: Clarence at March 25, 2012 08:16 PM (z0HdK)



Don't worry, KKKlarence, you'll always have your Krazy Uncle Ed Schultz spewing his misogyny and hate speech.

I love that he's "Your" voice on the Left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 08:25 PM (UOM48)

318 Cheeky means if you drink enough of it it'll put you on your ass.


Or I could put it in your ass if you drink enough.

Posted by: Barney Frank at March 25, 2012 08:25 PM (5KvzL)

319
That mixed-race thing really gets to you wayy-cysts, doesn't it?
...

Dayy-Oh!

Posted by: Harry Belafonte at March 25, 2012 08:26 PM (Usk3+)

320 "Are you a neighbor? Have you been checking my garbage?"

Not that I know of - but I've been around long enough to just know that nobody opens a bottle of Night Train to let it "breathe". - Lol

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:26 PM (R5yLq)

321 "Now how many of you Morons have kids reading these threads and getting ideas? "

Let my kids read this filth? Not just no but hell no.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:27 PM (R5yLq)

322 I've been a traveling marshall @ HSBC Shanghai five times. That means you walk with the golfers inside the ropes for 18 holes and attempt crowd control. I've marshaled Tiger's group a bunch of times. He is surly and ice cold to everyone except certain other golfers. He is a complete prick to everyone else. For a guy blessed with talent and riches like that to be such an ass just shows his character faults. Phil Mickelson on the other hand has the same problems of being under the magnifying glass, everyone wanting to talk to him or get an autograph, yet he handles it with a smile and grace at all times. Phil will stand outside and sign autographs in the cold for at least an hour after every round. He always asks us to tell the crowd he will sign every single autograph as long as nobody pushes and shoves. Meanwhile Tiger has already showered and is in his hotel suite banging hookers. Fuck Tiger.

Posted by: Datou at March 25, 2012 08:27 PM (XL/mF)

323 "Tiger wins by five strokes."

Good for him. There's a lot of people who enjoy it when Tiger gets his strokes in.

I hear he can accomplish more in less strokes than the average man.

Posted by: Random at March 25, 2012 08:28 PM (AzOV8)

324 Bush-Tards?

..
Posted by: Clarence at March 25, 2012 08:16 PM (z0HdK) Still living in the past to avoid facing the present I see.

Posted by: Harry Belafonte at March 25, 2012 08:29 PM (Usk3+)

325 He stroked me a bit differently last night IYGMDAITKD.

Posted by: Sandress Fluke Me Fluken at March 25, 2012 08:29 PM (RCmY2)

326 @323:
Your stroke fu is weaken, Random.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 08:30 PM (niZvt)

327 312: Well I think Dateline did flash that 'before' pic of Zimmerman in their promo. So they may have a 20-30% balance towards his side of the story rather than zero, but I just cant take those shows ever.

Posted by: Palerider at March 25, 2012 08:30 PM (m+nIW)

328 Datou @ 322

That's exactly what I've heard from people who've been up close and personal to him.

My husband, a golf fanatic on the rare times he can get the time in, idolized Tiger back in the day. He can't stand him now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 08:31 PM (UOM48)

329 Incidentally, I want it to be known that even though George Zimmerman is a clearly racist WHITE (hispanic) teabagger, I'll still let him ride me and put me up wet.


Provided he provides the pillsies.

Posted by: Sandress Fluke Me Fluken at March 25, 2012 08:31 PM (RCmY2)

330 Yeah, Phil is a helluva nice guy. He's been through the wringer the last few years with his wife's cancer, and never made excuses for the way he played.

Tiger threw a hissy fit after he played badly during a roundat the Memorial Tournament (Jack Nicklaus's tournament in Dublin, Ohio around Memorial Day) some years ago and the face of the spoiled brat came out in public. At least to us dumb local yokels.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 25, 2012 08:31 PM (sJTmU)

331 Clarence is here? A shit. Who moved the rock?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:31 PM (R5yLq)

332 Whoops.. lol.. that was supposed to be Ahh shit.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:33 PM (R5yLq)

333 C. J. Burch, don't forget, Phil's mom was going through breast cancer treatment the same time as his wife's.

Phil is a class act.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 08:33 PM (UOM48)

334 Well, yes, he is "A shit". You were right both times.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 25, 2012 08:34 PM (sJTmU)

335 Why doesn't Tiger have a black caddy?

Posted by: Jesse Jackson at March 25, 2012 06:31 PM (Sh42X)

Rev Jackson,


Mr Woods is under contract to promote Buick automobiles and not Cadillacs. He does have a black Buick.

Posted by: General Motors at March 25, 2012 08:34 PM (1grxW)

336 Sometimes I sit in the dark and smell my fingers...

Posted by: Clarence at March 25, 2012 08:34 PM (6DDE+)

337 30 Yeah, Phil is a helluva nice guy. He's been through the wringer the last few years with his wife's cancer, and never made excuses for the way he played
-----
Wife, mom (or mom-in-law), and developing arthritis.

He's FUN to watch. I wouldn't want to bet money on him, but in terms of entertainment value, he's terrific fun. He gets himself into these ridiculous situations and usually tries some nigh-on-impossible shot to get out of them... and often makes them.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:35 PM (5H6zj)

338 Phil is a really good guy, and all Jim Rome talks about is Phil's alleged bitch tits. Fuck you Rome.
Oh by the way, Kansas is in the final four. Just in case somebody didn't know.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 08:35 PM (5KvzL)

339 "Well, yes, he is "A shit". You were right both times. "

Lol.. sometimes I just get lucky I guess. Ok, need to get up off my lazy ass and get some folks fed. Back in a few.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:35 PM (R5yLq)

340 One thing about Tiger, he earned his wins. I mean, he's not always the most sportsmanlike guy so I guess there have been times he should have been penalized for things he did on the course, but for the most part you can't deny that it was skill that got him to the top of the game.

Stark contrast to you-know-who.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:36 PM (5H6zj)

341 >>> I really don't have a big problem with Tiger's supposed sins. He banged a
lot of chicks and cheated on his wife. Meh. Most of these guys cheat on
their wives, Tiger just did it at Olympian, Clintonian levels. Compare
that to the assaults, murders, rapes and assorted violence that NBA and
NFL get away with .. Tiger mainly just liked to bang lots and lots of
willing chicks.

Exactly.

I'd never have apologized to the public. Never.

Given out my number and said IDs will be checked? Absolutely.

Posted by: Random at March 25, 2012 08:36 PM (AzOV8)

342 Clarence Banana and I wanna go home!

Posted by: Harry Belafonte at March 25, 2012 08:37 PM (Usk3+)

343 I also like to put a money shot on my own face while I'm masturbating.

Posted by: Clarense at March 25, 2012 08:37 PM (5KvzL)

344 >>> Yeah but what I don't get is that his wife was hotter than all of them?

Coolidge Effect. Just read the article at Wikipedia, understand it, and you're done.

If that isn't enough, men create about a thousand sperm cells a second, give or take. Life is about passing on genes to future generations, which themselves survive and reproduce. This is where our instincts (and emotions) evolved from.

Any of it sinking in?

Posted by: Random at March 25, 2012 08:40 PM (AzOV8)

345 Why doesn't Daddy love me anymore?

Posted by: Clarence at March 25, 2012 08:40 PM (6DDE+)

346
Now how many of you Morons have kids reading these threads and getting ideas?Posted by: Vic at March 25, 2012 08:10 PM (YdQQY)
____Seriously? None of my kids have had any ideas in years. If I thought reading these threads would work...

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2012 08:40 PM (j/nZn)

347 Tiger would be more successful if he took his Crestor and high blood pressure medication. But to win a golf tournament after 5 strokes is pretty awesome.

Posted by: MrCaniac lacking reading comprehension at March 25, 2012 08:42 PM (1grxW)

348 Oh by the way, Kansas is in the final four. Just in case somebody didn't know.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 08:35 PM (5KvzL)
--------ANNNNDDD...Carolina ISN'T!!! Bwaahaahaahaa!!!

Posted by: antisocialist at March 25, 2012 08:42 PM (j/nZn)

349 Just when I think my life couldn't be any less productive I realize that there are people who watch golf on TV.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 25, 2012 08:42 PM (qOfw/)

350
The origin of golf. Many,many years ago two Scottish shepherds were bored watching the sheep grazing. They had a supply of the local poteen, that we now call scotch. One of the shepherdsclaimed that he could hit a dried out piece of sheep manure farther, with his walking stick, than his buddy could. The challenge was on. From there, with additional liquoring, it became a more refined game.
To this day, golf can be explained by boredom, liquor, animal excrement and competition..... At least with the guys I golf with.

Posted by: seamrog at March 25, 2012 08:43 PM (XRHcF)

351 Phil is a really good guy, and all Jim Rome talks about is Phil's alleged bitch tits. Fuck you Rome.
Oh by the way, Kansas is in the final four. Just in case somebody didn't know.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 08:35 PM

I can pay him a visit if you'd like

Posted by: Jim "Don't Call Me Chris" Everett at March 25, 2012 08:43 PM (Y+DPZ)

352
My pastor said that we have overpopulation problems in cities..so need birth control.

Posted by: stu at March 25, 2012 08:44 PM (uhPd1)

353 Damn, Kansas beat two Carolina teams this tournament. Ouch.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 08:44 PM (5KvzL)

354 Posted by: Random at March 25, 2012 08:40 PM (AzOV

It's a good thing most men can control their urges. Or is it a bad thing? I can't tell from your comment.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 08:44 PM (T1nDt)

355 >>Posted by: Jim "Don't Call Me Chris" Everett at March 25, 2012 08:43 PM

I remember seeing that. Epic.

'Haven't watched that prick Jim Rome since.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:45 PM (5H6zj)

356 I don't know much about Cricket, but is this tournament considered a "major" tournament. And if not, why does anyone care?

Why is anyone emotionally invested in Tiger Woods being a success? He's a dirtbag, who cares?!

Posted by: Soledad O Brien at March 25, 2012 08:45 PM (0dyYY)

357 Hey, OT butI'm hoping some tech-savvy moon cananswer this: I've noticed that lots of packages in tores have a black square with a digitized pattern on them. There is always an instruction to snap a photo of it with your smart phone, "to see a video." So I did, with my new android smartphone - one of the better ones, actually.

And nothing happened.

I asked store staff, and even the teens you'd think would know all about it had no clue. Anyone know how to use that pattern - and what it's even called?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 08:45 PM (niZvt)

358 haha seamrog....thanks for the background on Golf. I always thought it was a simple game.

Posted by: stu at March 25, 2012 08:45 PM (uhPd1)

359 Phil is a really good guy, and all Jim Rome talks about is Phil's alleged bitch tits. Fuck you Rome.Oh by the way, Kansas is in the final four. Just in case somebody didn't know.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 08:35 PM (5KvzL)

Jim Rome is loud mouthed little prick.

Mick has lost a ton of weight since he started to make his name in the PGA abouteight years ago or so.
He's doing just fine. Rome can go fuck himself.

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2012 08:46 PM (0mXDN)

360 Uh, "moon" = moron in my last comment.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 08:46 PM (niZvt)

361 qr codes, CoolCzech

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:46 PM (5H6zj)

362 352

My pastor said that we have overpopulation problems in cities..so need birth control.

Posted by: stu at March 25, 2012 08:44 PM

Did the minister or any lefties offer to kill themselves, or are they too important for the continuity of civilization?

"Just Enough of Me, Way Too Much of You" - PJ O'Rourke

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2012 08:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

363 325- Please tell me you are not Catholic.

Posted by: kdny at March 25, 2012 08:47 PM (vrYVY)

364 @361: how do they work, Y-not?

Do you need a special app, or should it be enuff to just take a picture? It obviously wasn't enuff for me...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 08:48 PM (niZvt)

365 So what are qr codes, Y-not?

Posted by: Tech Challenged Moron at March 25, 2012 08:49 PM (joSBv)

366 'Can't remember if you guys mentioned this here before:
Canadian Book Store Sells Guide To Properly Beat Your Wife

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/211633.php

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 08:50 PM (5H6zj)

367 Er 352-

Hoep yuor nto dislxiec ehtier.

Posted by: kdny at March 25, 2012 08:50 PM (vrYVY)

368 Rome is my age, late forties. Yet he acts like a 20 something hipster doofus.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 08:51 PM (5KvzL)

369 341
>>> I really don't have a big problem with Tiger's supposed sins. He banged a

lot of chicks and cheated on his wife. Meh. Most of these guys cheat on

their wives, Tiger just did it at Olympian, Clintonian levels. Compare

that to the assaults, murders, rapes and assorted violence that NBA and

NFL get away with .. Tiger mainly just liked to bang lots and lots of

willing chicks.

Exactly.

I'd never have apologized to the public. Never.

Given out my number and said IDs will be checked? Absolutely.


Posted by: Random at March 25, 2012 08:36 PM (AzOV
Tiger's problem was that he banged too many Denny's waitresses and not enough country club wives.

Posted by: MrCaniac lacking reading comprehension at March 25, 2012 08:51 PM (1grxW)

370 You need an app to read qr codes. There are also apps to generate them. They're kind of meant to replace business cards or URLs.

Posted by: Y-not is not an expert in this at March 25, 2012 08:52 PM (5H6zj)

371
Yeah..society views Tiger as a sex addict. He is one big hormone.

Posted by: stu at March 25, 2012 08:53 PM (uhPd1)

372 You do need an app, CoolCzech.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2012 08:53 PM (mjR67)

373 Just read Santorium's comments today about Zimmerman. Santorium is a d-bag. There I said it. I feel better.

Posted by: Not an Artist at March 25, 2012 08:54 PM (Lo/3Q)

374 http://www.fastcompany.com/1585822/business-card-just-scan-my-qr-code

Posted by: Y-not is not an expert in this at March 25, 2012 08:54 PM (5H6zj)

375 Well, it looks like Decorah Eagle Dad has turned over the nightshift to Eagle Mom, and she has settled in for the night. Still no sign of hatchlings. So I go from staring at birds all day to staring at people talking about golf.

I can't go do anything else that might resemble fun because I can't shake this cold/flu thing that has kept me home for three days. And now I see that Clarence is here.

Can this evening get any better? Only if we started talking chess .

Posted by: mama winger at March 25, 2012 08:54 PM (P6QsQ)

376 372 You do need an app, CoolCzech.
Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2012 08:53 PM (mjR67)


OK, fine. I snapped a picture of the qr code: now what?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 08:55 PM (niZvt)

377 Better summary:

http://www.socialmediaexaminer.com/how-qr-codes-can-grow-your-business/

Posted by: Y-not is not an expert in this at March 25, 2012 08:55 PM (5H6zj)

378
Christians used to be able to "use a rod" to discipline wives and children..then things changed.

Posted by: stu at March 25, 2012 08:55 PM (uhPd1)

379 "My pastor said that we have overpopulation problems in cities..so need birth control.

Tell your pastor that the entire population of the planet would fit into an area the size of Texas if you assumed a population density equal to that of New York City.

Overpopulation is a crock. Our problem isn't too many people, it's too many stupid people.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:56 PM (R5yLq)

380 "Christians used to be able to "use a rod" to discipline wives and children..then things changed."

Ok, so, your an idiot. Got it.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 08:56 PM (R5yLq)

381 What kind of phone do you have, CoolCzech? Look in your apps for a qr reader and download it. Then, take a picture.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2012 08:58 PM (mjR67)

382 @375 Did you watch the Norfolk Botanical Garden eagles last year? The father eagle has had a succession of lady friends (last count was at five, I think) this spring but no eggs yet.

Heh. Maybe they ought to call him Tiger.

Posted by: Tech Challenged Moron at March 25, 2012 08:58 PM (joSBv)

383 Christians used to be able to "use a rod" to discipline wives and children..then things changed.


I used my "rod" to discipline women too until I died of AIDS.

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at March 25, 2012 08:58 PM (5KvzL)

384 I didn't know you were an Alpha Geekess, Y-not!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 08:58 PM (niZvt)

385 368
Rome is my age, late forties. Yet he acts like a 20 something hipster doofus.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 08:51 PM (5KvzL)

It's sad how many people of my age group try to act like 20 year old hip douches. Guys like that tend to think the hipster douchebags really think they are cool, but the hipster douchebags are really just laughing at them, as are the rest of us 40+ers.

Posted by: MrCaniac at March 25, 2012 08:58 PM (1grxW)

386 378

Christians used to be able to "use a rod" to discipline wives and children..then things changed.

Posted by: stu at March 25, 2012 08:55 PM

For being an atheist, you sure know a lot about Christians

Tell us what you know about fucking

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2012 08:59 PM (Y+DPZ)

387 Are you guys aware of the Indy Peregrine Falcons? KathyQ and Kinney. They're pretty funny. Both have FB pages.

They have three eggs so far. The cool thing is that peregrine falcon eggs are bright red.

Posted by: Y-not is not an expert in this at March 25, 2012 08:59 PM (5H6zj)

388 Did you watch the Norfolk Botanical Garden eagles last year? The father
eagle has had a succession of lady friends (last count was at five, I
think) this spring but no eggs yet.





Ya, isn't that the one who lost his mate? I know there was a mom eagle that got killed by a plane and the dad was searching for a new mate. I think once they lay eggs, that's it. They're mates for life.

Posted by: mama winger at March 25, 2012 09:00 PM (P6QsQ)

389 stu is indicating that he would like a rod up his squeeker.
It's code.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 09:00 PM (T1nDt)

390 Front page of our local paper this morning was the large number of eagle nests in our area.

I love occasionally seeing an eagle couple sitting together on a power pole over the Moon River. They're absolutely gorgeous.

Thanks, Preznit Stumblefuck, for deciding that allowing a Native American Indian tribe to kill a couple or so for their feathers was cool. Worthless idiot.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 25, 2012 09:00 PM (UOM48)

391 I have a new Sprint Marquee by LG.

I'll take your and Y-not's advice and download a qr code reader app... Thanks!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:00 PM (niZvt)

392 "For being an atheist, you sure know a lot about Christians

Tell us what you know about fucking"

Does anyone else hear the sound of crickets chirping, or is it just me?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 09:01 PM (R5yLq)

393 Did I open italics?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:01 PM (niZvt)

394 e4.

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Fischer at March 25, 2012 09:01 PM (axc/z)

395 392 "For being an atheist, you sure know a lot about Christians

Tell us what you know about fucking"

Does anyone else hear the sound of crickets chirping, or is it just me?
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 09:01 PM (R5yLq)


The last time he had pussy was when pussy had him.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:02 PM (niZvt)

396 Shhhh .... Mad Men's season premier is on

Christina ... boobehs!

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2012 09:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

397 @394
lol

Posted by: Y-not is not an expert in this at March 25, 2012 09:03 PM (5H6zj)

398 Can this evening get any better? Only if we started talking chess .


What is your favorite defense against queen pawn openings?

Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2012 09:03 PM (z9HTb)

399 "The last time he had pussy was when pussy had him."

Yup.. I'm sure there is a James Bond joke in there somewhere...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 09:04 PM (R5yLq)

400
No. I am cristian.

Posted by: stu at March 25, 2012 09:04 PM (uhPd1)

401 King' Indian rocks!

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Fischer at March 25, 2012 09:04 PM (axc/z)

402 What is your favorite defense against queen pawn openings?


Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2012 09:03 PM




Vodka.

Posted by: mama winger at March 25, 2012 09:04 PM (P6QsQ)

403 I played golf today and it only made made me dread the upcoming Houston summer. It was only in the 80's but it felt a lot hotter. Got my first sunburn farmers tan of the season.

Posted by: polynikes at March 25, 2012 09:04 PM (A2cTV)

404 Ok, black men can't golf.

Bring on the asian partials..

Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 09:05 PM (y0VOX)

405 "What is your favorite defense against queen pawn openings?"

I like the "hey have you seen my new handgun, oh by the way did you know that some people say I'm a sore loser" defense myself.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 09:05 PM (R5yLq)

406 402 What is your favorite defense against queen pawn openings?


Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2012 09:03 PM


Trojan Magnums.





Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:05 PM (niZvt)

407 If Zimmerman is a white hispanic - does that make obama a SCOAMF?

Posted by: Fuckfacebarry at March 25, 2012 09:06 PM (y0VOX)

408
Attorney Gloria Allred is on CNN saying we have a long way to go towards equality. She said conservative people are backwards. She said under law we have not achieved equality and woman are harrassed on thejob. WTF?

Posted by: Thom at March 25, 2012 09:07 PM (uhPd1)

409 What is your favorite defense against queen pawn openings?





Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2012 09:03 PM



Trojan Magnums.



Unless you... uh want to die of AIDS.



Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at March 25, 2012 09:07 PM (5KvzL)

410 My dad was a great chess player. He played competition chess and could play more than one game at a time. Also played by mail.

He took me to chess club meetings when I was a little girl... probably in middle school at most. Needless to say, I was a fish out of water.

My problem was chess gave me a headache, so I didn't keep it up. When I was in college working on campus one summer I played a little chess (with a summer student we all called John the Greek Whore - heh). I found I was good enough to screw up his game if I played aggressively, probably because I was unpredictable, but it really takes so much study and discipline to master that game.

Posted by: Y-not is not an expert in this at March 25, 2012 09:07 PM (5H6zj)

411 Why are men never discriminated againse?

Posted by: Thom at March 25, 2012 09:07 PM (uhPd1)

412 "If Zimmerman is a white hispanic - does that make obama a SCOAMF?"

I think Obama did that all by himself, long before any one knew who Zimmerman was...

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 09:08 PM (R5yLq)

413 Ya, isn't that the one who lost his mate? I know there was a mom eagle
that got killed by a plane and the dad was searching for a new mate. I
think once they lay eggs, that's it. They're mates for life.

-----------
That's the one. The bird expert at WM said the male would attract a new mate, as the female did when her original mr. was killed 8 or 10 years ago. He's attracted, and done the dirty with, a number of females but the expert thinks the females may be young and new to the whole egg laying and nesting thing. Hopes for a clutch this year are not high.

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 09:08 PM (joSBv)

414 I like the "hey have you seen my new handgun, oh by the way did you know that some people say I'm a sore loser" defense myself.


The old 'Let the Wookie Win Gambit.' A classic.

Posted by: fluffy at March 25, 2012 09:09 PM (z9HTb)

415 Posted by: Thom at March 25, 2012 09:07 PM (uhPd1)


Gloria Allred is a lawyer, nobody gives a fuck what a lawyer thinks.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 09:09 PM (5KvzL)

416 JEF was always a SCOAMF. Zimmermanonly became"white" in the last few days.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 09:09 PM (T1nDt)

417 How do we stop lawyers like Gloria Allred? She is popping up in every high profile "Equality" cases?

Posted by: Thom at March 25, 2012 09:10 PM (uhPd1)

418 " Why are men never discriminated againse?"

So, what fucking planet did you say you were from again?

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 09:10 PM (R5yLq)

419 What is your favorite defense against queen pawn openings?

The James Gang Live or ZZ Top's Tres Hombres.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at March 25, 2012 09:10 PM (7+pP9)

420 Attorney Gloria Allred is on CNN saying we have a
long way to go towards equality. She said conservative people are
backwards. She said under law we have not achieved equality and woman
are harrassed on thejob. WTF?

Posted by: Thom at March 25, 2012 09:07 PM

Anyone who is represented by Gloria Allred is a fool of a client

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2012 09:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

421 I didn't find a connection between the political leanings of people at work and their tolerance of harassment.

It's something more basic than that. Either your momma raised you right or she didn't. Doesn't matter what political persuasion you are, imho.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 09:11 PM (5H6zj)

422 "How do we stop lawyers like Gloria Allred? She is popping up in every high profile "Equality" cases?"

Ok, and why would "we" want to stop her? I mean seriously, who cares. The woman as an attention whore. So what.

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 09:11 PM (R5yLq)

423 Is Zimmerman's first name "Chaz," by any chance?

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:11 PM (niZvt)

424 Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 09:10 PM

Hey, you're supposed to be making Hummingbird a sammitch. So get busy already! You're worse than the boy toy.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 09:12 PM (iDWQr)

425 I swear to God this is true. I was in High School working at McDonalds and my semi-hot 30 something boss sexually harassed me. Since I was a victim, I did the right thing and performed cunnilingus on her in the parking lot after the restaurant closed. Man was I a victim.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 09:13 PM (5KvzL)

426 Ok, sounds like the others are back from the store - back to the kitchen. I'll put my gorgeous and much smarter co-blogger on in the interim.

Enjoy folks

Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 09:13 PM (R5yLq)

427 Gloria is less of an attorney and more of a parasitic moth attracted to film crews lights.

Posted by: sistrum at March 25, 2012 09:13 PM (AyryN)

428 @426
You forgot the "Dear Penthouse."

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 09:14 PM (5H6zj)

429 When you are issued a subpoena..then we need to care what lawyers think

Posted by: Thom at March 25, 2012 09:14 PM (uhPd1)

430 Grrr, @425

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 09:15 PM (5H6zj)

431 #424

He is making pork chops. He sent Wolverine and Bumblebee to the store for apple cider?

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 25, 2012 09:15 PM (R5yLq)

432 Dear Penthouse,

I used to think all the letters you printed were bullshit. Until the most amazing thing happened to me...

425 I swear to God this is true. I was in High School working at McDonalds and my semi-hot 30 something boss sexually harassed me. Since I was a victim, I did the right thing and performed cunnilingus on her in the parking lot after the restaurant closed. Man was I a victim.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 09:13 PM (5KvzL)

FTFY, Sam!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:15 PM (niZvt)

433 Does anyone know the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Posted by: seamrog at March 25, 2012 09:15 PM (XRHcF)

434 Sistrum..ha...but there are many more Gloria's out there.

Posted by: Thom at March 25, 2012 09:16 PM (uhPd1)

435 Grrr, @425

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 09:15 PM (5H6zj)


Man I loved the early 80's.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 09:16 PM (5KvzL)

436 I just hope Sam Adams washed his hands before going back to putting the buns on top of the patties...

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:17 PM (niZvt)

437 >>Man I loved the early 80's.

No one reads any more.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 09:17 PM (5H6zj)

438 431 #424

He is making pork chops. He sent Wolverine and Bumblebee to the store for apple cider?


Heh, it's an inside joke here. The 'rons are always telling us to go make them a sammitch. It's turned into everyone being told to go make a sammitch.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 09:17 PM (iDWQr)

439 433 Does anyone know the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Posted by: seamrog at March 25, 2012 09:15 PM (XRHcF)

Don't Know, Don't care.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:18 PM (niZvt)

440 Face it, the only written pron now seems to be Twilight and that muck.

Posted by: Y-not at March 25, 2012 09:18 PM (5H6zj)

441 Checkmate: mid-14c., from O.Fr. eschec mat, from Arabic shah mat "the king died" (see check (n.)), which according to Barnhart is a misinterpretation of Persian mat "be astonished" as mata "to die," mat "he is dead." Hence Persian shah mat,
the ultimate source of the word, would be literally "the king is left
helpless, the king is stumped." As a verb, from late 14c. Related: Checkmated.

Posted by: Soledad O'brien's earpiece at March 25, 2012 09:18 PM (axc/z)

442 Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:17 PM (niZvt)


C'mon every man has had at least one freaky sexual encounter.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 09:19 PM (5KvzL)

443 I'm going to immerse myself in Joe Satriani's "Summer Song" and try and figure out how the fuck he does it.
Hasta manana!

Posted by: ErikW at March 25, 2012 09:20 PM (0mXDN)

444 #438



The sammitch thing makes sense now. I'm still confused as to why he would need apple cider for pork chops? I guess I'll trust him. He is a great cook!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 25, 2012 09:20 PM (R5yLq)

445 442 Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:17 PM (niZvt)


C'mon every man has had at least one freaky sexual encounter.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 09:19 PM (5KvzL)


Dennis Kucinich is living proof.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:21 PM (niZvt)

446 Don't Know, Don't care.

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:18 PM (niZvt)

Well said.

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 09:21 PM (joSBv)

447 He sent Wolverine and Bumblebee to the store for apple cider?

Let's hope it's hard cider.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 09:21 PM (T1nDt)

448 Gloria Allred is to the law profession as Tiger Woods is to golf.

Talented to a degree. Overexposed, overated, tiresome. With a large hotcup of STFU they would do better.

The biggest difference is that Allred has black and blue marks all over her body from guys touching her with 10 foot poles.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at March 25, 2012 09:21 PM (sJTmU)

449 FTFY, Sam!

Posted by: CoolCzech at March 25, 2012 09:15 PM

You beat me too it. Fuck you

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2012 09:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

450 #448

Oh that is hilarious! I am so stealing that one!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 25, 2012 09:23 PM (R5yLq)

451 . I'm still confused as to why he would need apple

He's probably going to bake them in the cider, rather than just serve them with apple sauce. I like to brown them, stuff them with apple sauce & then bake them in apple juice. Salmon baked in apple juice with sliced apple on top is pretty tasty too.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 09:23 PM (iDWQr)

452 Gloria Allred is a whore. Not in the classic "I'll have sex for money" sense, more like "I'll make myself look like an ass in public defending some worthless leftist cause for the right price," whore.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 25, 2012 09:24 PM (5KvzL)

453 What's with Allred's hair? There can't be that much hairspray in the world

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2012 09:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

454 #451

I've had pork chops with apple sauce. I've never tried them cooked in cider. Sounds like it would be good.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 25, 2012 09:25 PM (R5yLq)

455 The acid in theapple cider vinegar tenderizes the pork chops ?

Posted by: seamrog at March 25, 2012 09:25 PM (XRHcF)

456 @451 Never tried apples with salmon but that sounds very good.

*scribbles shopping list*

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 09:26 PM (joSBv)

457 Art thread up. I still have trouble coloring inside the lines. Art is out of my baliwick.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 09:27 PM (T1nDt)

458 @456 retread, try salmon baked in salsa too. I was really lucky my mom is an awesome cook.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 09:28 PM (iDWQr)

459
Posted by: StuckOnStupid at March 25, 2012 06:29 PM (R5yLq)


Let he who is without personal demons cast the first stone!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 25, 2012 09:28 PM (i3+c5)

460 451 Oooh, bebe, that sounds great. I'll have to try it.

Posted by: no good deed at March 25, 2012 09:28 PM (mjR67)

461 bebe, I used bake salmon in a salad dressing that I couldn't remember the name of under pain of death and which I can't find in the grocery store anymore so new ideas are welcome. Thanks.

Posted by: Retread at March 25, 2012 09:31 PM (joSBv)

462
457 Art thread up. I still have trouble coloring inside the lines. Art is out of my baliwick.
Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 09:27 PM (T1nDt)


Brilliant! I'll buy it from you for $20,000

Posted by: Modern art crtic at March 25, 2012 09:32 PM (GULKT)

463 The wife cooks pork chops with kraut. Is that an old country thing?

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 09:33 PM (T1nDt)

464 I thought it would be a quilting bee thread.Just to tie up loose ends.

Posted by: seamrog at March 25, 2012 09:34 PM (XRHcF)

465 #458

My mom was a horrible cook but I'm getting spoiled now!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 25, 2012 09:34 PM (R5yLq)

466 @456. You need to bring some yummy desserts over for alone time: flourless chocolate cake, molten chocolate cake, chocolate dipped strawberries & a nice champagne. Well, actually the last one is for when you want to skew the pool.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy aka st tits at March 25, 2012 09:38 PM (iDWQr)

467 #459

My former husband cheated on me with a lot of other women. I had to go get tested when I found out. It was the most humiliating experience. So I agree with Stuck, that is not how a man should behave and no "personal demons" can excuse it.

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 25, 2012 09:39 PM (R5yLq)

468 Posted by: Modern art crtic at March 25, 2012 09:32 PM (GULKT)

Sold

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 09:39 PM (T1nDt)

469 Anyone got a few pints of blood? I'm barefoot and kitteh is under the desk swatting at the slightest movement of a toe

Posted by: kbdabear at March 25, 2012 09:39 PM (Y+DPZ)

470 #466

Well Stuck isn't a drinker so I'll probably have to find something other than champagne. But chocolate and strawberries! Heaven!

Posted by: Hummingbird at March 25, 2012 09:40 PM (R5yLq)

471 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Steevy at March 25, 2012 09:48 PM (vd4t0)

472 The only reason to watch golf is so you can hear grown men getting excited and saying things like he got to the hole in two strokes. Or his stroke is looking good today.

Posted by: Theworminator at March 25, 2012 09:49 PM (bZL9J)

473 I guess everyone has gone to bed. For one reason or another.

Posted by: Ronster at March 25, 2012 09:58 PM (T1nDt)

474 The only golfer I'm interested in is Steve Elkington. That guy is a riot and I love it when he does interviews on Jim Rome.

Posted by: logprof at March 25, 2012 10:25 PM (ykSKg)

475 .>>> It's sad how many people of my age group try to act like 20 year old hip
douches. Guys like that tend to think the hipster douchebags really
think they are cool, but the hipster douchebags are really just laughing
at them, as are the rest of us 40+ers.

I think when you get to that age, if being cool and in (and banging hot young chicks and you're not a millionaire or super high status), then suicide is in order.

That is my plan.

Posted by: Random at March 26, 2012 12:44 AM (DMere)

476 nice to see Tiger's fan bois coming out after all this time

Posted by: Born Free at March 26, 2012 03:27 AM (cnH1l)

477 Tigah?

The Cheetah?

Nobody cares anymore.

Posted by: backhoe at March 26, 2012 05:03 AM (QROim)

478 Tiger Woods: The Pee Wee Herman of golf.

Posted by: burt at March 26, 2012 09:18 AM (OzqQM)

479 He needs to thank Boom Boom for this. Freddie Couples, by putting him on the President's Cup team against the will of everyone, gave him the confidence to get his game back to where it should be.

Posted by: doug at March 26, 2012 11:17 AM (gUGI6)

480 I have been absent for some time, but now I remember why I used to love this website. Thanks , I will try and check back more frequently. How frequently you update your web site?

Posted by: Escape from Camp 14 ePub at March 28, 2012 09:59 PM (VdybU)






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