Embarrassing Old Man Embarrasses Himself At Public Event

Ladies and gentlemen, your doddering old Vice President.

Posted by: Ace at 04:41 PM



Comments

1 Thank god we dodge a bullet and avoided having a doofus like Palin in the Veep slot...


Posted by: Coldstream at March 21, 2012 04:44 PM (qrCKL)

2 Leave the liberals to get offended by this crap...Big F'n deal.

Posted by: rjs3455 at March 21, 2012 04:45 PM (RDhnw)

3 Okay this is hitting my embarrassment thing without even watching it.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at March 21, 2012 04:45 PM (VtjlW)

4 He is doing this on purpose. He will be replaced by HRC before the November election due to "medical" issues.

Posted by: Jinky at March 21, 2012 04:45 PM (VE0No)

5 "Embarrassing Old Man Embarrasses Himself At Public Event
—Ace
Ladies and gentlemen, your doddering old Vice President."

Again?!

Like a commenter in a previous thread. I believe Slow Joe is going to be dumped in favor of Hilary.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2012 04:45 PM (paVpO)

6 Its a trap.

The democrats want us to jump on this as a way to paint us as obsessed with sex and wanting to reignite the culture wars.

Posted by: Serious Cat at March 21, 2012 04:45 PM (2YIVk)

7 This man got perennially elected to the Senate before he was VP. How did that happen?

Posted by: Vic at March 21, 2012 04:45 PM (YdQQY)

8 4
He is doing this on purpose. He will be replaced by HRC before the November election due to "medical" issues.

This.

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at March 21, 2012 04:45 PM (gQLr2)

9 Those curtains behind him look like Michelle Obama's outfit from the inauguration..........

Posted by: Boots at March 21, 2012 04:46 PM (neKzn)

10 Archmere Academy's pride and joy.

Posted by: kallisto at March 21, 2012 04:46 PM (jm/9g)

11
OMG...was he referring to a head of state???

Posted by: mike at March 21, 2012 04:46 PM (kqXHe)

12 He was thinking about booze, not KY jelly but either way its humiliating and not right for a VP.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 21, 2012 04:47 PM (r4wIV)

13 Old people are funny.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 21, 2012 04:47 PM (KNvk+)

14 I'm self-lubricating. Right now.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 21, 2012 04:47 PM (yn6XZ)

15 Seemed perfectly reasonable to me. My friends think so, too.

Posted by: hmmmmmm at March 21, 2012 04:47 PM (ggRof)

16 Maybe this talk about being lubricated is a shout out to Andrew Sullivan. Or Olberman, or Chrissy Matthews. Or any of Obama's other crushes, I man supporters.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2012 04:49 PM (paVpO)

17 I bet ole' Slow Joe still has the soft spot on the top of his head from the day he was born.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 21, 2012 04:49 PM (sbV1u)

18 Clown nose permanently ON.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2012 04:49 PM (ccXZP)

19 *double facepalm*

Heart beat away, and all that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2012 04:50 PM (UOM48)

20 Do y'all remember when Obama sang that old song, Rusty Hinges? I thought it was a country song.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 21, 2012 04:50 PM (yn6XZ)

21 At least he didn't tell some paralytic to stand up and take a bow. I still get a chuckle out of that one.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2012 04:50 PM (paVpO)

22 I think we need to lighten up about stuff like this. Honestly, it actually makes Biden a little more real and likeable to me -- unlike politicians who have consultants (or teleprompters) tell them every word they should say.

Posted by: NC at March 21, 2012 04:50 PM (Cxl7g)

23 C'mon. It's not a "dirty" joke. "Lubricated" is a reference to drinking. It's merely an ethnic slur.

Posted by: Kriophoros at March 21, 2012 04:50 PM (2Sqz2)

24 Wait. Women do that NATURALLY?

Posted by: Andy.Sullivan at March 21, 2012 04:51 PM (gQLr2)

25 Free lube jobs mandated next by Kathleen "Clean" Sebelius.

IYKWIM

Posted by: I am the egg man, . . . at March 21, 2012 04:51 PM (Agh9L)

26 I'm sure my IQ is higher than yours.

Posted by: sheriff joe at March 21, 2012 04:51 PM (GTbGH)

27 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 21, 2012 04:51 PM (8y9MW)

28 Can't watch at work- what's the punch-line?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at March 21, 2012 04:51 PM (8y9MW)

29 You're welcome.

Posted by: Delaware at March 21, 2012 04:52 PM (Y0o9k)

30 might be great commentary in a bar after a drink, but as VP. not really.

Posted by: willow at March 21, 2012 04:52 PM (TomZ9)

31 In the last 500 years you won't find anyone as audaciously lubricated as Joe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2012 04:52 PM (1Jaio)

32 Hilarious!!

Posted by: Bill Maher at March 21, 2012 04:52 PM (KNvk+)

33 Was he introducing an Irish head of state? Jeebus.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2012 04:52 PM (UOM48)

34
This man got perennially elected to the Senate before he was VP. How did that happen?
Posted by: Vic





Because Delaware Democrats are as inbred as a coalition of Cheetahs.

Makes 'em a bit -- slow.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 21, 2012 04:53 PM (kdS6q)

35

I don't give a shit. I love this guy.

His retard filter is set at 0.

Posted by: MJ at March 21, 2012 04:53 PM (/x4oj)

36 I'm a big f*ckin' deal!

Posted by: Special Joey Biden at March 21, 2012 04:53 PM (UOM48)

37 I didn't read this as a "dirty" joke. Just a very dumb one.

I suspect he was playing on "lubricated" as slang for "drunk".

Because, you know- there's nothing wrong with suggesting that the Irish are a bunch of drunks or anything.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 21, 2012 04:53 PM (SY2Kh)

38
B.O.H.I.C.A. No Lubrication Will Be Provided.

Posted by: O-bah-muhh-Care at March 21, 2012 04:54 PM (4Tw2O)

39 Its a joke about the Irish stereotype of drinking too much. I don't get the "outrage" here.

Posted by: NC at March 21, 2012 04:55 PM (Cxl7g)

40 You guys are gonna love this one: In Irishman, a Chink and a Joooo walk into a bar......

Posted by: Special Joey Biden at March 21, 2012 04:55 PM (UOM48)

41



Biden-Fluke '16

The Boob and the Lube




Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 21, 2012 04:55 PM (Af3Wg)

42 Damn, I knew I sunk those plugs a little too deep. I thought that it would help.

Posted by: Biden's "Hair restoration specialist" at March 21, 2012 04:55 PM (3jGS1)

43 The sad thing is, he'd still make a better Pres than the JEF.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 21, 2012 04:55 PM (ccXZP)

44 Did somebody say lube?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 21, 2012 04:56 PM (SAYgH)

45 Lubrication? Just spit on it like everybody else.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 21, 2012 04:56 PM (kDLl+)

46 Lotta concern trollin on this one I see...

Posted by: mugiwara at March 21, 2012 04:56 PM (62yYR)

47 I was told when I voted for McCain I'd have a 'tard as vp. They were right.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2012 04:56 PM (UOM48)

48 What's the problem? I always buy lubricated condoms, with ribs.


They feel so good on my vibrator.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 21, 2012 04:56 PM (hXJOG)

49 I'm telling ya......The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Dr Michele Bachman at March 21, 2012 04:56 PM (KNvk+)

50 No. I have my standards.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 21, 2012 04:57 PM (O6q63)

51 He's the stupidest man in politics today. I'd still prefer him in the top spot over what we've got now. He may be a blooming idiot, but I don't believe he hates America.

Posted by: mama winger at March 21, 2012 04:57 PM (P6QsQ)

52 I demand that Georgetown Universty pay for my lubrication.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 21, 2012 04:57 PM (4Tw2O)

53 You just know the crazy old bat is always asking Jill to pull his finger. Probably asks Barry to as well. At least, I hope he does.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2012 04:57 PM (UOM48)

54 How does this come into play in our War on Women?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 21, 2012 04:57 PM (jucos)

55 Most likely cause of death: sticks his tongue in an electrical outlet.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at March 21, 2012 04:57 PM (QTHTd)

56 Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 21, 2012 04:53 PM (SY2Kh)

So our choices are that either he was making a rique remark or potentially causing an international incident? Lucky us.

Posted by: Polliwog, Hobbit Teahada at March 21, 2012 04:58 PM (tD5no)

57 Apparently I can't shut my hole!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 21, 2012 04:58 PM (kDLl+)

58 For her pleasure.

Posted by: ribbed at March 21, 2012 04:58 PM (GTbGH)

59 You come in here man and I give you curry up your ass, you be lubricated then.

Posted by: Patel's 7-11 at March 21, 2012 04:58 PM (hXJOG)

60 Those curtains behind him look like Michelle Obama's outfit from the inauguration..........

Haa....I was wondering where I remembered that from.

Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2012 04:58 PM (KXm42)

61
Did someone need Lubwication?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 21, 2012 04:59 PM (4Tw2O)

62 It still amazes me that this guy basically got away with saying the most bizarre and inaccurate statement in an election ever.

FDR going on TV to calm the citizenery after the market crash. That's so full if stupid it overflows onto insanity.

Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2012 04:59 PM (MS4Pa)

63 Just a reminder. For the majority of thinking people, this spastic old douche is an improvement[/] by far over the current Chief Executive. Yes, a man for whom most people would feel justified in offering a Tootsie Pop and a pat on the head for making poo in a toilet by himself like a big boy is a better thinker than the current president.

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at March 21, 2012 04:59 PM (r0wku)

64 Cue George Takai : "Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyy....!"

Posted by: DRH at March 21, 2012 04:59 PM (xFoDt)

65 Can't watch at work- what's the punch-line?

Joe doesn't do punch lines. He just keeps wallowing in the swill.

Posted by: fluffy at March 21, 2012 04:59 PM (O6q63)

66 He is doing this on purpose. He will be replaced by HRC before the November election due to "medical" issues.

This.


Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at March 21, 2012 04:45 PM (gQLr2)




Attention Passengers.
You will be pleased to note that due to the unfortunate incident with the iceberg earlier this evening, I have replaced the string quartet on the Promenade Deck.
In addition, the rumors of increasing dampness in the lower decks are incorrect. However, passengers may request extra bath towels from the stewards if necessary.

That is all.



Posted by: Zombie Captain Edward Smith at March 21, 2012 04:59 PM (XCHGh)

67 I'll bet Joe would have whooped it up at Tom Hank's fundraiser. Probably would have joined the guy in black face on stage.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2012 05:00 PM (UOM48)

68 "This man got perennially elected to the Senate before he was VP. How did that happen?"
Posted by: Vic

A good share of voters vote automatically for the incumbent from their own party with little actual knowledge about what the candidate has said or done.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2012 05:00 PM (paVpO)

69
That explains why they were mocking him last night on Twitter.
http://tinyurl.com/6pu8qxb

Posted by: William Amos at March 21, 2012 05:00 PM (Ahyv0)

70
Crap work link
http://tinyurl.com/6pu8qxb

Posted by: William Amos at March 21, 2012 05:00 PM (Ahyv0)

71 I'll bet Joe would have whooped it up at Tom Hank's fundraiser. Probably would have joined the guy in black face on stage.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2012 05:00 PM (UOM4



In the last 500 years you wouldn't have seen a more audacious minstrel show as Joe would have done

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 21, 2012 05:01 PM (1Jaio)

72 Slow Joe would be a surefire winner in the Special Olympics. He'd still be a retard, but he would be a winner.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 21, 2012 05:01 PM (jucos)

73 Curtis, stand up, we have an Indian here that wants to lubricate you.


I still the smartest!

Posted by: Hair Plugs Joe at March 21, 2012 05:02 PM (hXJOG)

74 Wait -- I thought we were the Party that did not act hypersensitive. I guess I did not get the memo that says whena member of theother Party doessome something in borderline questionable tastewe must not hesitate to act OUTRAGED by the OUTRAGEOUSNESS of someone mentionining at a gathering of Irish that there will be no shortage of alcohol.

Truthfully, sounds like somewhere I would like to be. I don't agree with Biden's politics, but I thinkhe would be a hell of lot more fun to have a drink with thana lot of other politicians.

Posted by: NC at March 21, 2012 05:02 PM (Cxl7g)

75 23 "C'mon. It's not a "dirty" joke. "Lubricated" is a reference to drinking. It's merely an ethnic slur. "
Posted by: Kriophoros

Can't be. As we all know liberals would never engage in offensive ethnic stereotyping.

Posted by: Tom Hanks at March 21, 2012 05:03 PM (paVpO)

76 whats the deal with the spacing in the comments?

Posted by: NC at March 21, 2012 05:03 PM (Cxl7g)

77 What's the problem here?


We all know Micks are drunks.

Posted by: Hair Plugs Joe at March 21, 2012 05:03 PM (hXJOG)

78
What a great statesman. Had to look at his notes to remember who the hell he was introducing.

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2012 05:04 PM (OlN4e)

79 NC -- It is to point and laugh.


Posted by: eleven at March 21, 2012 05:04 PM (KXm42)

80 I don't see any outrage!!eleventy!!11 being expressed here. Just amusement.

Chillax.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2012 05:04 PM (UOM48)

81
No one here's getting hypersensitive that I can see, Joey Plugs isn't worth the effort.

But there's nothing wrong with having a little fun at the bastard's expense.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2012 05:05 PM (XCHGh)

82 You know if Ireland had high speed trains all those Micks wouldn't have to drink so much.

Posted by: Hair Plugs Joe at March 21, 2012 05:05 PM (hXJOG)

83 One heartbeat away.....

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 21, 2012 05:05 PM (SsG4J)

84 The only embarrassing part was going back for the extra laugh and explaining away the original punchline. Not bad on the whole.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 21, 2012 05:05 PM (HethX)

85 One heartbeat away.....


Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 21, 2012 05:05 PM (SsG4J)


If only....

Posted by: Tami at March 21, 2012 05:05 PM (X6akg)

86 24 "Wait. Women do that NATURALLY?"
Posted by: Andy.Sullivan

Ummm. Not for you.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2012 05:05 PM (paVpO)

87 NC go peddle your wares some place else. You outrage at our ridicule is so obviously over the top that I'm surprised you didn't first identify yourself as a life long Republican.

Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2012 05:05 PM (MS4Pa)

88
It's not about sensitivity -- he was referring to the fucking Irish Prime Minister. Sheesh!

Posted by: mike at March 21, 2012 05:05 PM (kqXHe)

89 Sometimes I think that Biden was picked as VP for no reason other than to guard against assassination attempts.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 21, 2012 05:05 PM (SY2Kh)

90 In all honesty, I'd love to have a drink or three with Joe. I'll bet if you got him lubricated enough, and started mildly criticizing Teh Won, he'd spill his guts. It would be awesome.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2012 05:06 PM (UOM48)

91 2Leave the liberals to get offended by this crap...Big F'n deal.
Posted by: rjs3455
Hold them to their own standards. This is a dog-whistle for racists. Joe Biden is hanging his No Irish Allowed sign.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 21, 2012 05:06 PM (U9NWP)

92 This administration has jumped the shark so far this is just another "special moment". Long forgotten is correct protocol from our 'leaders'.

I'm not outraged - just tired and embarrassed.

Posted by: Cheri at March 21, 2012 05:06 PM (BA8k3)

93 >>As we all know liberals would never engage in offensive ethnic stereotyping.

We one-snaggletoothed cousin-humpin' unedjukated flyover country yokels bitterly clinging to our guns and religion and Bill of Rights have no idea what you're talking about.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 21, 2012 05:06 PM (ZKzrr)

Posted by: Hair Plugs Joe at March 21, 2012 05:06 PM (hXJOG)

95 God DAMN is this fool a moroon.

Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson (D)umb at March 21, 2012 05:07 PM (jucos)

96 *singing*

The Villages,
America's friendliest home town.
The Vill-a-gessssssss!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 21, 2012 05:07 PM (rxs+w)

97 >>>22I think we need to lighten up about stuff like this. Honestly, it actually makes Biden a little more real and likeable to me -- unlike politicians who have consultants (or teleprompters) tell them every word they should say.Posted by: NC at March 21, 2012 04:50 PM (Cxl7g) <<< Nope. He knew he was sending out the signal to his Irish-hating friends.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 21, 2012 05:07 PM (U9NWP)

98 I kind of like this guy.

Posted by: Dan Quayle at March 21, 2012 05:08 PM (hXJOG)

99 90In all honesty, I'd love to have a drink or three with Joe. I'll bet if you got him lubricated enough, and started mildly criticizing Teh Won, he'd spill his guts. It would be awesome.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 21, 2012 05:06 PM (UOM4 Please. The mental picture of Joe Biden all lubed up does not give you the hebe gebes?

Posted by: maddogg at March 21, 2012 05:09 PM (OlN4e)

100 Reagan's gondola joke: http://is.gd/0wRuog

Posted by: toby928© at March 21, 2012 05:09 PM (GTbGH)

101 (And I think the punchline is "Brace yourself, Siobhan!")

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 21, 2012 05:09 PM (ZKzrr)

102
I should have said over sensitivity. Again, he was introducing the Irish PM.

Posted by: mike at March 21, 2012 05:09 PM (kqXHe)

103 98
I kind of like this guy.


Me too.

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Ford at March 21, 2012 05:09 PM (hXJOG)

104 If only he had a reset button, or an Etch-A-Sketch.

Posted by: Eric Fehrnstrom at March 21, 2012 05:10 PM (4Tw2O)

105 Whenever I think of Slow Joe I think of the Onion piece that had him shirtless and washing his Camaro on the White House driveway.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 21, 2012 05:10 PM (jucos)

106
You think the Irish could get away with making an analogous joke about Obama and being black?? Would that have been okay?

Posted by: mike at March 21, 2012 05:10 PM (kqXHe)

107 As a descendant of Irish and Native American blood, I'm heap lubricated on firewater, begorah.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 21, 2012 05:11 PM (Qxdfp)

108 Pro-Women lube is a human right!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 21, 2012 05:11 PM (AWmfW)

109 Polynikes I am not outraged, I just don't get why this is even worth calling out. He was just acting like a typical glad handing politician who seems to like people. Call me crazy, I actually find that trait in Biden likable.

On the other hand, I should probably lighten up about making fun of Biden. Some of the comments are pretty funny.

Posted by: NC at March 21, 2012 05:11 PM (Cxl7g)

110 I just wish he had made some stereotypical comment about say... blacks, or Asians, , or Jews, or Indians. But it seems perfectly reasonable to some that he makes a stereotypical comment about the Irish and drinking.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Planck Constant at March 21, 2012 05:13 PM (phlKA)

111 The most racist White House administration since abloobidy-bloo-bloo.

Posted by: Z Ryan at March 21, 2012 05:13 PM (U9NWP)

112 I'm tellin' ya: Vice-President 'Tug' Bensen

Posted by: nickless at March 21, 2012 05:14 PM (MMC8r)

113 #41 - which one is the Boob and which one is the Lube?

Posted by: the Butcher at March 21, 2012 05:14 PM (8g9qq)

114 If you like your whiskey, you can keep your whiskey, you stupid micks.

Posted by: Big Joe will be here all night at March 21, 2012 05:14 PM (yn6XZ)

115 Nice. Let's help Obama kick Biden to the curb. Maybe, then, we'll get Hillary on the ticket.

Who does this help? If Zero does replace him, did this kind of post help, or hurt the Cause?

Inquiring minds...

Posted by: Hydrocarbon Liberation Front at March 21, 2012 05:14 PM (NVu2l)

116 washing his Camaro on the White House driveway

It was a Trans Am. For some reason they just seem more appropriate for a true low IQ moron to drive.

Posted by: Planck Constant at March 21, 2012 05:15 PM (phlKA)

117
We one-snaggletoothed cousin-humpin' unedjukated flyover country yokels
bitterly clinging to our guns and religion and Bill of Rights have no
idea what you're talking about.






Who you callin' "yokel"???????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2012 05:15 PM (XCHGh)

118 Open wide here comes the Choo Choo

Posted by: The Jackhole at March 21, 2012 05:16 PM (nTgAI)

119 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djfPZN8fygU

Posted by: nickless at March 21, 2012 05:16 PM (MMC8r)

120 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at March 21, 2012 05:17 PM (7W3wI)

121
Just wait until Joey Plugs starts talking about the Black Irish......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 21, 2012 05:17 PM (XCHGh)

122
"French suspect showed no sign of militant leanings"

Ya mean other than traveling to Afghanistan and Pakistan?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 21, 2012 05:18 PM (eCnLg)

123 OT did anybody see the John Stossel show "Everything's Illegal"?

There were some property owners who cleared some debris in an existing drainage ditch on their property so it could drain properly; only to have the EPA say it was a wetland, block them from building and fined them $30k a day.

The Supreme Court in Idaho sided against the EPA:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/46808695

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 21, 2012 05:18 PM (Qxdfp)

124 NC is Biden more likable when he calls tea Party Republicans terrorists or when he jokes about the Irish being drunks?

Correct answer is he's never likable.

Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2012 05:18 PM (MS4Pa)

125 Mohamed Merah, who is suspected of killing seven people in France since March 11, said he refused to become a suicide bomber for al-Qaeda but accepted a "general assignment" to carry out an attack in the country, French Interior Minister Claude Gueant said.

The man "explained how he received instructions from al-Qaeda during his stay in Pakistan," the minister said. (AFP)

Ah refused to become suicide bomber? Ah what a sweet guy

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 21, 2012 05:19 PM (eCnLg)

126
"Oooh, would ye look at that? It's me old pal Boozy McLiverdamage coom t' visit oos. Top o' the MARNIN' to ye, Boozy."

All he needs is a "Who Farted?" tshirt to lend him some gravitas and dignity.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at March 21, 2012 05:20 PM (u29Gj)

127 Lubricious Lips Sink Quips

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at March 21, 2012 05:20 PM (FcKXR)

128 118

Yeah, Joe doesn't get to sit at the grown up table yet.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at March 21, 2012 05:20 PM (Qxdfp)

129 Good 'ol Slow Joe. The Special Olympian of VPs everywhere. Stand up, Joe, and take a bow.

Posted by: Bill H at March 21, 2012 05:23 PM (3sZO1)

130 Uncle Joe sounded well-lubricated in this clip.

Vice Presidentin': Every day is a beer summit.

Posted by: sulla at March 21, 2012 05:23 PM (0GucZ)

131 NC,
No one is outraged. It's funny because he said it without thinking about the smutty meaning.

My elderly mother had no idea that there was that other use for an electric massager. She had one that she used on her shoulders when they were sore. She discovered that the dog liked to be massaged with it.

So one holiday, my nephew was over with his girlfriend and my eighty something year old mom launched into a story about how her dog used to enjoy it when she would use the massager on him. My nephews poor girlfriend had so much trouble keeping from laughing out loud that she had to get up and hurry out of the room.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2012 05:24 PM (paVpO)

132 Uncle Joe is funny! & nice! & goofy!

Posted by: Malia in Mexico at March 21, 2012 05:24 PM (DATOZ)

133 Whenever I think of Slow Joe I think of the Onion
piece that had him shirtless and washing his Camaro on the White House
driveway.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 21, 2012 05:10 PM (jucos)

And I fell for that one, can you believe it? I have no room to call people stupid, trust me, but it seemed pretty typical of him!

Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 21, 2012 05:24 PM (SsG4J)

134 When I think of Biden I think about his outright lie and betrayal of Clarence Thomas. There are a lot of character flaws that I can overlook but betrayal is not one of them.

Posted by: polynikes at March 21, 2012 05:28 PM (MS4Pa)

135 >>>And I fell for that one, can you believe it? I have no room to call people stupid, trust me, but it seemed pretty typical of him!
Posted by: Tammy al Thor at March 21, 2012 05:24 PM (SsG4J)

There was an easy way to tell if that pic was real or not, Tammy- all you had to do was look at the wheels. If it had been real, they would have been replaced with cinder blocks.

Posted by: Bill H at March 21, 2012 05:30 PM (3sZO1)

136 Polynikes -- Yes, Biden is not the sharpest knife in the drawer and yes he says dumb things. Heck the tea party comment is not even his dumbest (google Biden and Neil Kinnock).The guy is also a self-righteous blowhard. Also, as I stated, I do not agree with his politics.

But I just don't think this comment is that bad. This just gives him the crazy, but likeable uncle vibe. But I guess its me.

Why oh whyam I making myself the defender of Biden.

Posted by: NC at March 21, 2012 05:30 PM (Cxl7g)

137 Tell me this doesn't read like Biden:


President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Here's the target area.

Gerou: That's Minnesota, sir.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Damn it, man, that's the genius of my plan. Why go over there to fight? We can do it right here at home, and get in some good fishing while we're at it.

Gerou: Sir, the enemy is over there.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Then we'll fly them over here. Their families too. We'll teach them to skate... Do I have to think of everything?

Posted by: nickless at March 21, 2012 05:31 PM (MMC8r)

138 HeatherRadish

You reminded me of this. I was watching "Cops" the other night. The police went to the home of a couple of lovebirds who were beating on each other. There were two other people there, who volunteered the information that the couple were cousins. The cop said, "You mean first cousins?" He looked pretty offended.

And I'd bet money that this bunch of likely welfare recipients vote for democrats. Oh, and I'm not racist for saying this because these people were all white.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 21, 2012 05:32 PM (paVpO)

139 So if

Lubricated = tipping a few pints at the pub

then

Oiled = ? (shared solo?)

Posted by: Fritz at March 21, 2012 05:45 PM (KWdVT)

140 An extremely high IQ.

Posted by: The Professor from Gilligan's Island at March 21, 2012 05:46 PM (w41GQ)

141 I love lamp.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 21, 2012 06:12 PM (/7HVT)

142 This man got perennially elected to the Senate before he was VP. How did that happen?
Posted by: Vic


Because Delaware Democrats are as inbred as a coalition of Cheetahs.

Makes 'em a bit -- slow.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix


Sadly, Biden is one of the smarter ones here.

Posted by: Blue Hen at March 21, 2012 06:48 PM (c9Ivb)

143 I'm sorry if I don't get it...
I've grown up understanding that when someone is referred to as being 'well lubricated', well, they're drunk. I absolutely can't stand biden, from any direction I look at him, but I don't get what this is about.

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at March 21, 2012 06:54 PM (+3fAP)

144 87 NC go peddle your wares some place else. You outrage at our ridicule is so obviously over the top that I'm surprised you didn't first identify yourself as a life long Republican.

Yeah, and he probably always agrees with Rush, but...

Posted by: RomneyBot Since 2007 at March 21, 2012 07:07 PM (BB0/w)

145 Thank you folks, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server!

Posted by: Uncle Joe Biden at March 21, 2012 07:18 PM (QyeW7)

146 F'uk yew lookn at bish???

an 'tother..thing....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz,,,,

Posted by: The Irish at March 21, 2012 07:30 PM (6c7LS)

147 I've said this before, and I'll say it again: he'd be a great uncle to have. Always saying hilarious and embarrassing stuff!

Posted by: GergS(Dirty Scandi Dog Whistle) at March 21, 2012 07:49 PM (2re2T)

148 @145

You'll enjoy your meal more if you whip your tater instead.

Posted by: Tater at March 21, 2012 08:27 PM (V6pz5)

149 Relevant: http://www.quickmeme.com/Grampa-Joe/?upcoming

Posted by: Rob at March 21, 2012 09:36 PM (0nLyT)

150 Hah, can't help remembering the old SNL episode where Lorne Michaels was giving a tour of the studio and one of the doors had a sign saying "No Irish need apply." (It was part of the sketch... I think.)

But seriously, we part-Irish folks can take the jokes without bitching about them. No demerits for Slow Joe on this one.

Posted by: The Chap, etc. at March 21, 2012 11:02 PM (fscec)

151
You know how "progressive" educators are teaching 7 year olds to put a confom on a cucumber? Why bother with the cucumber? Just call old Slow Joe Biden and they can practice putting a condom on his head. He's a d#@khead after all. Or should we just say that he's a convenient practice putz.

Posted by: comanche voter at March 21, 2012 11:04 PM (6USwK)

152 Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States. It borders on the absurd. What are president Washington and especially the scholarlyvice presidentAdams thinking as they look downon this fiasco.

Posted by: mot at March 22, 2012 01:05 AM (sgKMX)

153 First place leaders.

First you will blow my bracket/ Joel
Bang Out Of Order/ Bender Bending Rodriguez
Sunny Black/ Sammy
lowandslow/ lowandslow
tygart/ todd
Killer Swamp Rabbit/ Christopher Love
kin's follies/ Art
DWi Wrestling/ gruesomedrew

Posted by: lowandslow at March 22, 2012 08:55 PM (GZitp)






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