Obama Administration: No, We Are NOT Working To Lower Oil Prices

Can't blame them, they are all in on algae.

“But is the overall goal to get our price” of gasoline down, asked [Mississippi Republican Congressman Alan] Nunnelee.

“No, the overall goal is to decrease our dependency on oil, to build and strengthen our economy,” [Energy Secretary Steven] Chu replied. “We think that if you consider all these energy policies, including energy efficiency, we think that we can go a long way to becoming less dependent on oil and [diversifying] our supply and we’ll help the American economy and the American consumers.”

Welcome to every GOP ad from now until November Mr. Secretary.

But they are working hard on improving battery power for cars. So, if you can just put up with$5-10/gallon gas for a couple of decades Obama will have it all worked out soon.

Fun bit, notice the headline on the Politico piece at the link, "Chu: DOE works to wean U.S. off oil". Yeah, that's the big news in the story.

Posted by: DrewM. at 07:09 PM



Comments

1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 07:11 PM (7W3wI)

2 sometimes they reveal themselves--through a glass, darkly

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, lighting his hair on FIRE at February 28, 2012 07:12 PM (UqKQV)

3 Which of the not-Newts has been talking about this?

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 07:13 PM (5H6zj)

4 More specifically, in a canonical hadith, Muhammad said: "If any of you ever pass gas or soil yourselves during prayers [breaking wudu], hold your nose and leave" (Sunan Abu Dawud): Holding one's nose and leaving implies smelling something offensive—which is true—though people will think it was someone else who committed the offense.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 07:14 PM (7W3wI)

5 The main problem with energy efficiency is that
If you can't get the efficient thing for close to the
Same price as the inefficient item then your left
Trying to amortize the cost.

Posted by: McLovin at February 28, 2012 07:15 PM (J3dkt)

6 They view every scientist as The Professor from Gilligan's Island.

We have a problem, just give it to scientists and then voila, we have a solution.

They treat science as if it were magic.

If you think about it, that's why sci-fi and fantasy go together. From the point of view of dramatic narrative, science is the same as magic.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2012 07:16 PM (T0NGe)

7 Where will they get the Pond Scum? Thought Pelosi "drained the swamp"?

Posted by: Deli LLama at February 28, 2012 07:18 PM (ADlPJ)

8 The libs like things like this.

they like people depressed, despondent

they like people not being able to just drive where they want to

they love all this shit

yay, 1979! best. year. ever.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2012 07:19 PM (SB0V2)

9 From the Washington Examiner, Barry's gonna buy him a Volt when he leaves office in.....five years:



On the day of the Michigan Republican primary, President Obama spoke to
the United Auto Workers conference in Washington D.C. hailing the
success of the auto bailout, reminding them that without government
intervention GM and Chrysler would be dead.


Obama said that as president, he was proud to get into a Chevy Volt when he visited GM’s Hamtramck plant in Detroit.


"I got to get inside a brand-new Chevy Volt fresh off the line," he
said, "Secret Service wouldn't let me drive it, but I liked sitting in
it, it was nice, I bet it drives real good."


"And five years from now, when I'm not president anymore, I will buy
one and drive it myself," he said to the cheering crowd who chanted,
"Four more years!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:19 PM (UOM48)

10 9 I hate him more every day.Every.Day.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 07:20 PM (7W3wI)

11
We have a chink in our armour energy policy.
......
There's our problem right there.
......
I denounce myself.

Posted by: wheatie at February 28, 2012 07:21 PM (UOOK1)

12 the overall goal is to decrease our dependency on oil

Nobel Prize winners don't worry about trivia like COST, donchewknow.

Posted by: Waterhouse at February 28, 2012 07:21 PM (YCQRh)

13 I want to nut on Steven Chu's face.

Posted by: Ron Jeremy's fading libido at February 28, 2012 07:22 PM (3niml)

14 Gas here is over 4.29 a gallon and nobody is even complaining. They just understand that it's necessary. NorCal is looneyland.

Posted by: Progress: Smell it at February 28, 2012 07:22 PM (0tRzD)

15 lol wheatie!

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 07:23 PM (5H6zj)

16 "And five years from now, when I'm not president anymore, I will buy one and drive it myself," he said to the cheering crowd who chanted, "Four more years!"


So the crowd of union workers is chanting to keep him out of their own piece of crap"car"as long as possible?

Posted by: wooga (Captain Trips / Jasmine Byrne 2012) at February 28, 2012 07:23 PM (vjyZP)

17 Assuming that weaning America off of oil like this is a good idea, I'm still left wondering... is the worst recession of my lifetime really the best time for it?

Posted by: sandy burger at February 28, 2012 07:24 PM (ut/+s)

18 Semper Fag, Marines.

http://tinyurl.com/6vsrmpn

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2012 07:24 PM (DiqH3)

19 14 Gas here is over 4.29 a gallon and nobody is even complaining. They just understand that it's necessary. NorCal is looneyland.
$4.39 here in San Diego. AT COSTCO.

Posted by: wooga (Captain Trips / Jasmine Byrne 2012) at February 28, 2012 07:24 PM (vjyZP)

20
The Nazis made synfuels from coal and the Japs made ersazt avgas from pine tree roots.

Who won WWII?

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 07:24 PM (7+pP9)

21 I just filled up. $4 a gallon. It was $3.75 last week. It's time we ween Obama from the presidency.

Posted by: robtr at February 28, 2012 07:25 PM (MtwBb)

22 obama said he wanted to raise gas prices and he is doing it. See I'm gullible that way, someone says they want kill all the Jews in Europe I believe him. Someone says they want to drive the Jews into the sea, I believe them. Someone says they want to build an atom bomb and wipe out Israel, I believe them. I have listened to obama before he guarded every word and I believe him. Every G-D damn word

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:25 PM (i6RpT)

23
3Which of the not-Newts has been talking about this?
.....
Newt's the only one I've heard saying anything about this, Y-not.....Mitt and Rickhave been too busy attacking each other on petty shit.

Posted by: wheatie at February 28, 2012 07:25 PM (UOOK1)

24 Barry realizes the masses are too stupid to realize he'll never drive a Volt, Prius, or any other vehicle once he leaves office.


What a total jackass and POS he is. As well as his fawning minions.


We're doomed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:25 PM (UOM48)

25
1 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 07:11 PM (7W3wI)

I disagree. I think he is more of a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: wooga (Captain Trips / Jasmine Byrne 2012) at February 28, 2012 07:25 PM (vjyZP)

26
If you think about it, that's why sci-fi and fantasy go together.

I blame Arthur C. Clarke. Sufficiently advanced science is distinguishable from magic, in that one doesn't work just because you want it to.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at February 28, 2012 07:26 PM (bjRNS)

27 But they are working hard on improving battery power for cars. So, if you can just put up with$5-10/gallon gas for a couple of decades Obama will have it all worked out soon.

---------

A couple of decades? They've already had over a century to get hybrids right!
http://tinyurl.com/6twzsuj

Posted by: Anachronda at February 28, 2012 07:26 PM (FzhYM)

28 "Secret service wouldn't let me drive it."

What a pansy. Maybe they were trying to avoid the inevitable GOP ad when he put it in a ditch.

"Go down on me, Barack."

"Uh, sorry, Michelle, the secret service won't let me."

Posted by: Michael at February 28, 2012 07:26 PM (2fJD1)

29 We're being *punished* - don't you see it?

Oh, you don't want us to "raise revenues," proles? don't like a tax increase?

well then.

how about we print money and borrow from ourselves until our currency devalues like crazy. Enjoy your backdoor taxation!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2012 07:26 PM (SB0V2)

30 "And five years from now, when I'm not president anymore, I will buy
one and drive it myself," he said to the cheering crowd who chanted,
"Four more years!"


The Vader Bus was built in Canada.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2012 07:26 PM (T0NGe)

31 Dammit, EoJ. I didn't even click on your link.

I love the hell out of you, but our kid is going through hell on earth in Shitcanistan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:27 PM (UOM48)

32 Semper Fag, Marines. http://tinyurl.com/6vsrmpn
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2012 07:24 PM (DiqH3)

That's some sad shit right there if it's the photo I am thinking of.

Bring on the Myans.

Posted by: robtr at February 28, 2012 07:27 PM (MtwBb)

33 "...we think that we can go a long way to becoming less dependent on oil
and [diversifying] our supply and we’ll help the American economy and
the American consumers.”

Does this asshole plan on giving me an electric car? Because I sure as hell don't have the money to buy one.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 28, 2012 07:28 PM (1rHeD)

34 I know of what you are linking eoj.... Gah...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 28, 2012 07:28 PM (4dbnO)

35 OK any Marine Air guys/gals here? I need some good places to eat in and around Miramar

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:28 PM (i6RpT)

36
I've been driving my sister to the hospital every day since last Wednesday, along with some shopping. The total trip lengths average in the 20 - 25 mile range and I drive a gas sipper.

It has cost me about $50.00 dollars for the gas.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 07:28 PM (7+pP9)

37 32 Yes,we were very wise to scrap DADT,very wise.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 07:29 PM (7W3wI)

38 For instance, I can buy a standard gas dryer
For $400 cost of drying a load of clothes is $0.52
A load.

A high efficiency dryer cost $1000 cost to dry a
Load is $0.41 cents a load.

So I have to spend 2.5 times to save $0.11 a
Load.

It would take you over 5,000 loads to break even.

So if you average 5 loads a week it would take you
Over 5 years to start realizing any savings.

Posted by: McLovin at February 28, 2012 07:30 PM (5ujiq)

39 >> Because I sure as hell don't have the money to buy one.

Well you're already chipping in to help buy one, probably for somebody who's quite a bit richer than you.

Posted by: sandy burger at February 28, 2012 07:31 PM (ut/+s)

40 Sheppy Smith is positively giddy that Santorum may win in Michigan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:31 PM (UOM48)

41
OK any Marine Air guys/gals here? I need some good places to eat in and around Miramar


Not Marine, but familiar with the area. Got any preferences?

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at February 28, 2012 07:31 PM (bjRNS)

42 38 You do it for the PLANET,not to save money!

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 07:31 PM (7W3wI)

43 I need some good places to eat in and around Miramar
What price range? There are some really nice restaurants in nearbyLa Jolla (take 52 west) that are expensive...

Posted by: wooga (Captain Trips / Jasmine Byrne 2012) at February 28, 2012 07:32 PM (vjyZP)

44 Yes,we were very wise to scrap DADT,very wise.

Why would somebody want to belong to a sex-segregated organization in which people are barracked together against their desires and there is a hierarchy in which people can be ordered to...?

Ohhhhhhhh. Now I get it.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2012 07:32 PM (T0NGe)

45 We have a problem, just give it to scientists and then voila, we have a solution.

A professor of Russian history had said the exact same thing about science in the USSR. If the people just believed in an idea enough, the scientists would be able to create it.

Posted by: LIGuy at February 28, 2012 07:33 PM (+usC4)

46 $3.80 or so per gallon here in central NC. F U Obama.

Posted by: NC Ref at February 28, 2012 07:33 PM (/izg2)

47 Our gas has also risen about $0.30 in the past week or so. Fortunately, it's still below $3.30 right now (around $3 with grocery discounts)

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 07:34 PM (5H6zj)

48 I love the hell out of you, but our kid is going through hell on earth in Shitcanistan.

Oh, I know he is. I honor him more than his Commander in Chief. More than the attention whores in that article. I didn't write that to be funny. My tone isn't self-satisfied, or smug, or even angry. It's sad.
The institutions that defend us are themselves worth defending. I look at that shit and I see another brick crumbling. Our perimeter is shrinking and I wonder sometimes if we have enough men and women of honor to fill the gaps.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2012 07:34 PM (DiqH3)

49 neverguveup, if you take Miramar Rd west, cross the 805, it runs into a mall with mid-range food and chains (like PF Changs).

Posted by: wooga (Captain Trips / Jasmine Byrne 2012) at February 28, 2012 07:34 PM (vjyZP)

50 Not Marine, but familiar with the area. Got any preferences?
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at February 28, 2012 07:31 PM (bjRNS)
What price range? There are some really nice restaurants in nearbyLa Jolla (take 52 west) that are expensive...
Posted by: wooga (Captain Trips / Jasmine Byrne 2012) at February 28, 2012 07:32 PM (vjyZP)

Well I love sea food but steak works also. Price range? Well on the Navy per diem? Ah for me my AT is like a vacation, so damn the prices.

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:34 PM (i6RpT)

51 You should have an addthis button or shareaholic or somethings

Posted by: m3rl1n at February 28, 2012 07:35 PM (w/tum)

52 " If the people just believed in an idea enough, the scientists would be able to create it."

Today we call that Climate Change.

Posted by: Progress: Smell it at February 28, 2012 07:35 PM (pVvkk)

53 Maybe that picture should be reproduced and sent to the Obama girls.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 28, 2012 07:35 PM (4dbnO)

54 Semper Fag, Marines.

Shit. That hot Navy lesbo left us all on a high note and then this happens.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 28, 2012 07:35 PM (+lsX1)

55
While the cost of oil has been gradually going up......the value of our dollar has been gradually going down.
......
So the misery that we are feeling, will get worse....exponentially.....as food prices go up because of the cost of shipping/production going up. ....And at the same time, our dollars will not have the same purchasing power as they have had.
.....
What's it called when you're getting fucked backwards and forwards?

Posted by: wheatie at February 28, 2012 07:36 PM (UOOK1)

56 $4.45 a gallon at ARCO.

FUCKING ARCO!
Here in Rancho Cucamonga, California.
Already $5 in Hemet.

Posted by: CAC at February 28, 2012 07:36 PM (03pec)

57 Lower Oil Prices = Global Worming (sic) = Green Satan

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 28, 2012 07:36 PM (8XumG)

58 We think that if you consider all these energy policies, including
energy efficiency, we think that we can go a long way to becoming less
dependent on oil and [diversifying] our supply and we’ll help the
American economy and the American consumers.




The dancing "we". It means something different every other instance. ANd in the end, Chu's "we" is helping "the
American economy and the American consumers". I thought they - us, Americans and our economy - were the "we" in "our supply" or the "we" in "we can go a long way to becoming less dependent"? Who taught this Chu how to speak English? Bill Clinton?

Posted by: really ... at February 28, 2012 07:36 PM (X3lox)

59 >>"I got to get inside a brand-new Chevy Volt fresh off the line," he

said, "Secret Service wouldn't let me drive it, but I liked sitting in

it, it was nice, I bet it drives real good."




I'd like to give SCOAMF a few thousand Volts fresh off the line.
Just a different line.


Posted by: ontherocks at February 28, 2012 07:36 PM (ZJCDy)

60 I'm not at all impressed with this Barry guy. Seems to me he's not too in tune with reality.

Posted by: Soona at February 28, 2012 07:36 PM (EI3l3)

61 EoJ, if we weren't both married, I'd offer you a b.j.


I really do love you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:37 PM (UOM48)

62
A couple of decades? They've already had over a century to get hybrids right!

A buddy of mine has an 8x10 photo of supposedly the first American electric car. I pointed out to him it had a hand crank on the front and he said it was actually closer to some sort of hybrid. The photo dates to the first decade of the 20th century.

It must have been a Hoyt-Clagwell.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 07:37 PM (7+pP9)

63 I'm not at all impressed with this Barry guy. Seems to me he's not too in tune with reality.
Posted by: Soona at February 28, 2012 07:36 PM (EI3l3)

Look who he is talking to. he knows his audience

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:37 PM (i6RpT)

64 I love paying 3.79 for a gallon of gas like I did this evening.

Hey I know.....!

Let's make sure we nominate the guy that started his campaign by taking a vacation and is soooooo organized in the field that he failed to make the ballot in his elected home state -or- the other guy that wants to be a Theocrat-in-Chief.

Yay! Winning!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 28, 2012 07:37 PM (Mae7x)

65 I'm going to CT tomorrow and I hope I can make it up and back with out having to fill up there

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:38 PM (i6RpT)

66 Pffft, any money saved by using energy efficient means will give you more money to spend on things that use energy. And I didn't even go to Harvard.

Posted by: SolidFPlus at February 28, 2012 07:38 PM (minmk)

67 25 Ace asked me to use the *.I prefer the full version myself.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 07:38 PM (7W3wI)

68 Just joking you Volt lovers.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 28, 2012 07:38 PM (ZJCDy)

69 You're the best, Jane. I'll holler your name when I'm knocking the back out of the Empress later.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2012 07:38 PM (DiqH3)

70 EoJ, if we weren't both married, I'd offer you a b.j.

Clinton precedent. Bam!

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 28, 2012 07:39 PM (+lsX1)

71 *adopted home state

But that point is made. And is v. much valid.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 28, 2012 07:39 PM (Mae7x)

72 “No, the overall goal is to decrease our dependency on oil, to build and strengthen our economy,”Chu replied.
--------------------------------------------
Chew this, you asshole.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 28, 2012 07:39 PM (w41GQ)

73 I realized my car was nearly empty this afternoon. Went to the nearest gas station and put enough fuel in the car to get me to Kroger's station tomorrow, for $.40 gal. less.

And gas at the local station here in Savannah was $3.79.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:39 PM (UOM48)

74 @50
We vacationed in La Jolla when we lived in SoCal and really enjoyed Vigiluccis. Sit outside on the terrace and enjoy the sun (or sunset) and people watch. Delicious mixed seafood platters (iirc we got grilled dishes - excellent).

Here's the Urban Spoon listing for it:
http://tinyurl.com/6tyrxpa

Posted by: Y-not at February 28, 2012 07:39 PM (5H6zj)

75
“There is very obviously something going on here behind the scenes, since Senator Snowe was so aggressively campaigning for re-election, and in full campaign mode for the last year. Decisions like this – being so very much running (and winning) to very much not – do not happen this abruptly in politics. Ever.”
Scandal? Or did she finally figure out how bad things are going to get and decided to get out before it hits the fan?

Posted by: Meremortal at February 28, 2012 07:40 PM (Usk3+)

76 The U.N.'s human rights chief called Tuesday for an immediate humanitarian cease-fire in Syria

What a comedian

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:40 PM (i6RpT)

77 Actually, the royal "we" is pretty common in scientific communication.

I think in Chu's case he is just dissipating responsibility.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2012 07:41 PM (T0NGe)

78 You're the best, Jane. I'll holler your name when I'm knocking the back out of the Empress later.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2012 07:38 PM (DiqH3)
Didn't know you could knock the back out of an inflatable vinyl humanoid.

Posted by: CAC at February 28, 2012 07:41 PM (03pec)

79 I'm too upset over Olympia's retirement to care about gas prices.

Posted by: Clare-wence at February 28, 2012 07:41 PM (Usk3+)

80 Always remember folks, powerful small batteries are BOMBS.

High energy density without extraordinary stability is another word for explosive.

Posted by: cackfinger at February 28, 2012 07:41 PM (a9mQu)

81 I'm writing down all the suggestions for food around Miramar--thanks

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:41 PM (i6RpT)

82 69
You're the best, Jane. I'll holler your name when I'm knocking the back out of the Empress later.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 28, 2012 07:38 PM (DiqH3)


I'll do the same with D'oh tonight while he's banging me while I'm pretending to be asleep.


heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:41 PM (UOM48)

83 Please tell me this is on video.

Posted by: Marie at February 28, 2012 07:41 PM (P9OJs)

84 Oh my Lord....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 28, 2012 07:42 PM (Mae7x)

85 Gas here has gone up 5-6 cents 3 out of the last 5 days.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 28, 2012 07:42 PM (ZJCDy)

86 President Tire Gauge comes through...with algae. Because solar can't eat any more money now that it's dead.

Posted by: cackfinger at February 28, 2012 07:42 PM (a9mQu)

87 The US has more active drilling rigs than the rest of the world combined (Baker Hughes data).

We have issued 362 deepwater permits in the Gulf of Mexico since the BP spill in 2010 -- Dept of Interior.

Facts have a liberal bias.

Posted by: Clarence at February 28, 2012 07:43 PM (z0HdK)

88 No, the overall goal is to decrease our dependency on oil, to build and strengthen our economy

Well, that's simple. Return to burning wood. No more oil dependency.

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2012 07:43 PM (6TB1Z)

89 An extremely high IQ.

All right everybody - if all the wires are in place - stir your coconuts. Sir like the wind! We'll recharge this Volt if it takes all nignt!

Posted by: The Professor from Gilligan's Island at February 28, 2012 07:43 PM (w41GQ)

90
So which one of the brainiacs in the republican party are smart enough to run ads focusing on this kind of bs coming out of the Obama administration? Who is gonna make it happen?... anyone... anyone.... bueller?

Hey Priebus! Pay attention here boy! Do we have to do your job for ya?

On Wisconsin!

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at February 28, 2012 07:44 PM (QK1XT)

91 If you're willing to drive a bit, the best seafood in San Diego is C Level, down on Harbor Island. You will need a reservation.

Yelp listing:

http:// www.yelp.com/ biz/ c-level-san-diego

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at February 28, 2012 07:44 PM (bjRNS)

92 Well, that's simple. Return to burning wood.

They want us back to burning feces.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2012 07:44 PM (T0NGe)

93
Some experts say the best answer to high gas prices is....high gas prices.

We'll see how that works out this time....

Posted by: Meremortal at February 28, 2012 07:44 PM (Usk3+)

94 My favorite placealong the coaston this side of San Diego isJake's Del Mar, which is a little North of Miramar. But at that distance you could also just head downtown.


And too bad there are rules against going to Tijuana. All sorts of fun "restaurants" there.

Posted by: wooga (Captain Trips / Jasmine Byrne 2012) at February 28, 2012 07:44 PM (vjyZP)

95 If you're willing to drive a bit, the best seafood in San Diego is C Level, down on Harbor Island. You will need a reservation.

Yelp listing:

http:// www.yelp.com/ biz/ c-level-san-diego
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at February 28, 2012 07:44 PM (bjRNS)

thanks

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:45 PM (i6RpT)

96 87 And your breath smells like jizz.

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 07:45 PM (7W3wI)

97 Anyone who votes for King SCOAMF deserves nothing less than total shunning. And that includes my poor sister, who for the first time in her life, is struggling. I just sent her more money in her birthday card.

She still loves the SCOAMF. When my f-i-l died a couple of weeks ago, that left my husband as the lone conservative in his entire family.

Makes me weep and pound my head at the same time.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:45 PM (UOM48)

98 Lacy, where have you been?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 28, 2012 07:46 PM (4dbnO)

99 A dept of Energy that produces no Energy. May as well be named dept of Education, they don't produce energy either. All the nonsense from same guy that thought it a marvelous idea to paint roads and roofs white, while driving up energy costs to match what Europeans pay.

Chu on this for awhile.

Posted by: befuddled at February 28, 2012 07:46 PM (xJU23)

100 President Tire Gauge comes through...with algae. Because solar can't eat any more money now that it's dead.
Posted by: cackfinger at February 28, 2012 07:42 PM (a9mQu)

-----------------------------------

So jump on the Algae Train, boys and girls. Ole' uncle Joe is our engineer and he's rarin' to go.

Posted by: Soona at February 28, 2012 07:46 PM (EI3l3)

101 The US has more active drilling rigs than the rest of the world combined

Even if that's true, so what?

It's not the rigs that are there, it's the rigs that aren't.

And I want your ass on Friday's unemployment thread, Clarence, telling us how wonderful our UE rate is that it is still short of 9%.

If it is.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2012 07:46 PM (T0NGe)

102 Actually, the royal "we" is pretty common in scientific communication.

I think in Chu's case he is just dissipating responsibility.


Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2012 07:41 PM (T0NGe)



No. I think he's speaking for his little gang and what they want to do and saying that America can suck it. The "we"s he throws in to represent the citizenry are nothing but meaningless tokens.

Chu should be proud. He's the dumbest Nobel Laureate in Physics, ever. Man, he is really not much on the bright side. Honestly. I had given him the benefit of the doubt and assumed that he was just emotionally crippled, but it seems that he just can't think in certain simple ways.

Posted by: really ... at February 28, 2012 07:47 PM (X3lox)

103 Local envirotards are waging a war against those who dare to burn wood to heat their homes.


The comments, even in our local libtard paper, have been scathing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:47 PM (UOM48)

104 I'll reiterate what I was saying yesterday:


This shit makes the SCoaMF unelectable. He is done, toast, finito. It matters not which of the GOP schmucks we nominate to run against him.

Posted by: mugiwara at February 28, 2012 07:47 PM (KI/Ch)

105 Well, maybe things aren't that bad. If they keep fucking up like this even Mittens might win.


Nah, he won't have a clue how to use this.

SMOD!

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 28, 2012 07:47 PM (hXJOG)

106
Well, that's simple. Return to burning wood. No more oil dependency.

Posted by: pep at February 28, 2012 07:43 PM (6TB1Z)


That takes me back to the post Three-Mile Island days when every hippie had a bumper sticker that read "Split wood, not atoms".

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 07:47 PM (7+pP9)

107 Don't understand the strategy of admitting that they're not trying to bring down the price, even if we know it's true.

Could it be that the bulk of their voters aren't affected by price since they're not car commuters?
....consequently admitting also that they aren't after the white middle class vote.

Posted by: ontherocks at February 28, 2012 07:48 PM (ZJCDy)

108 I want your ass on Friday's unemployment thread, Clarence, telling us how wonderful our UE rate is that it is still short of 9%.If it is.
Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2012 07:46 PM (T0NGe)
He's a HelenThomas'vagina-faced troll, A.D. Don't expect him to be here to defend his glorious dear leader. He can't so he shits a lie out here and there.

Posted by: CAC at February 28, 2012 07:48 PM (03pec)

109
87The US has more active drilling rigs than the rest of the world combined (Baker Hughes data).

We have issued 362 deepwater permits in the Gulf of Mexico since the BP spill in 2010 -- Dept of Interior.

Facts have a liberal bias.
.
Clarence, you dolt. That's less than40% of what we could be doing if not for the administration's blockade of the energy business.We live in a world oil market, and world demand is rising faster than we are increasing production.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 28, 2012 07:48 PM (Usk3+)

110 @9

UAW?

You know, since the government is still the largest GM stockholder, I guess that makes Barry their boss?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 28, 2012 07:48 PM (hXJOG)

111 107

they will use it to start a new entitlement - gas stamps REBORN!

they get as many people on food stamps, then gas stamps - Golden Magic Era for Proggs

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM (SB0V2)

112
Wait just a minute.... I posted my first post without reading the earlier posts and now, all of a sudden, someones giving away free bj s.... what the hell? How long do I have to lurk around this dump before I get some of that sweet sweet action?


I'm sensative too... beaaaayches. Really.

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM (QK1XT)

113 Good news for me: In a couple of years my house will run 100% fossil fuel free.

Bad news for you: You're going to be turning a crank in my generator shed.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM (N/1Dm)

114 I see the NFL is moving the first game of the year to accomodate JEPOS' convention speech. Goodell must be another Obsama Butt Boy.

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM (CRxi9)

115 It would take you over 5,000 loads to break even.


Done!

Posted by: Sasha Grey at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM (2jQGY)

116 "Secret Service wouldn't let me drive it. But they said next year when I get my big boy pants I can push on the pedals."

Posted by: The Brain in the Jar at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM (zHPKG)

117 I hope when they decide algae is the ticket to our energy woes, an errant fish of some kind does not find itself in the algae tanks, because we know we will not be allowed to bother the tank as it might hurt the fish's environment and be mean.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM (TomZ9)

118 Chu is a fucking moron.

Posted by: Andy at February 28, 2012 07:50 PM (XG+Mn)

119 Hey Man!!!...me and my bike run on hemp, man!!!

Posted by: Stoopid Moonbat Hippie at February 28, 2012 07:50 PM (GsBJY)

120 oh forget my comment, if it kills like windmills but is a left dream it's a. ok.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2012 07:50 PM (TomZ9)

121
Clarence,

Politifact and the Dept of Interior says you are almost as big of liar as Obama. There were 39 shallow water permits and only 6 deepwater permits.

You are fucking liberal liar clarence.

According to the report, 39 shallow-water permits for new wells have been issued since June 8, 2010, when new rules and information requirements were put into effect. Shallow water drilling operations were not affected by the deepwater drilling moratorium following the gulf oil spill. And there were lots more shallow-water well permits issued by the Obama administration prior to June 8, 2010. Remember, Bachmann's statement referred to permits issued "under the Obama administration since they came into office."

In addition, there have been six deepwater well permits issued since Oct. 12, 2010, when the gulf moratorium was lifted. Five of those were for projects that were under way prior to the moratorium. The operators were required to come back and meet the new, modified standards

Posted by: robtr at February 28, 2012 07:50 PM (MtwBb)

122 Video?

Posted by: bjk at February 28, 2012 07:50 PM (Gq2j1)

123 35
OK any Marine Air guys/gals here? I need some good places to eat in and around Miramar



WTF are you doing in Burma?

OH, nevermind.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 28, 2012 07:51 PM (hXJOG)

124 So when Barry gets his Volt (lol) over/under on the battery catching fire while some poor Secret Service Agent is seated next to the stupid douche?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:51 PM (UOM48)

125 Posted by: phoenixgirl

^^^

Crazy/Busy at Work. Boo! Hiss!!

But it's a job so I put on great big smile.

Hope you're well and enjoying some truly kick ass weather out there, pg!

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 28, 2012 07:51 PM (Mae7x)

126
Local envirotards are waging a war against those who dare to burn wood to heat their homes.


The comments, even in our local libtard paper, have been scathing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:47 PM (UOM4


The only energy sources they can accept are wind and solar. And they're divided over wind because of the bird deaths.

It's all like a Hemingway story.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 07:51 PM (7+pP9)

127 Chu is a fucking moron.
Posted by: Andy at February 28, 2012 07:50 PM (XG+Mn)

Probably spend his whole life on University Campuses so what do you expect

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:51 PM (i6RpT)

128 One of the most infuriating aspects of socialism is the in-your-face method of delivery.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 28, 2012 07:52 PM (vbh31)

129 Chu should be proud. He's the dumbest Nobel Laureate in Physics, ever.

Experimental physics. It's not uncommon.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2012 07:52 PM (T0NGe)

130 ABO 2012:So Obama can get his Volt sooner!

Posted by: steevy at February 28, 2012 07:52 PM (7W3wI)

131 118
Chu is a fucking moron.


Posted by: Andy at February 28, 2012 07:50 PM (XG+Mn)


With a Nobel Prize.
http://tinyurl.com/6rph6kt

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 28, 2012 07:52 PM (hXJOG)

132 "The GPI documents that both deep-water and shallow-water permit issuance continue to lag the previous year’s average:

The three-year historical average had been seven deep-water permits issued per month; now the Obama administration has it down to two per month.

The three-year average for shallow-water drilling permits had been 14.7 per month; the Obama administration now has that down to 2.3 per month.

The average approval time has increased from an average of 60.6 days in the preceding five years to 109 days in 2011.

And more drilling plans are rejected than ever. The five-year average had been 73.4 percent approval; now it’s down to only 34 percent of drilling plans approved.

"Forty-nine (48% of all surveyed) companies reported laying off workers. Sixty-five (65.6%) companies surveyed reported no hiring or only replacement of lost employees. Of the companies that did hire, numbers were generally low with only one company reporting hiring over 50 workers in the last year. Some businesses have been cutting costs by reducing employees’ hours and/or salaries. Thirty-eight companies reported reducing hours and salaries of employees, sometimes as much as 40% in order to avoid layoffs.""

http://tinyurl.com/7dk73e2

Clarice, one day reality is going to catch up to you and kick you right in the pussy.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 28, 2012 07:53 PM (9Hw3U)

133 87 The US has more active drilling rigs than the rest of the world combined (Baker Hughes data).

We have issued 362 deepwater permits in the Gulf of Mexico since the BP spill in 2010 -- Dept of Interior.

Facts have a liberal bias.
Posted by: Clarence at February 28, 2012 07:43 PM (z0HdK)

Yet domestic oil recovery is still dropping and demand is increasing Clarence. No demand isn't increasing here, we have so many businesses shut down that we are now a net oil exporter. The demand is increasing over seas. Facts cherry picked by a liberal have liberal bias. Sadly they tend to be irrelevant to the question, incomplete, and carefully chosen to support a delusional narrative.

http://tinyurl.com/7uw2r6q

As of March 2011, the gulf drilling moratorium had caused 19,000 jobs lost locally and 1.1 billion in wages. We no have a lag in total oil production.

Strangely Obama is currently letting Brazil do offshore gulf drilling. Instead of us, or BP.

Posted by: cackfinger at February 28, 2012 07:53 PM (a9mQu)

134 Welcome to every GOP ad from now until November Mr. Secretary.
----------------------


That assumes we have candidates who will use it.

Posted by: Vic at February 28, 2012 07:53 PM (YdQQY)

135
I'm getting me a Volt!
.
They're SMOKIN!

Posted by: Clare-wince at February 28, 2012 07:53 PM (Usk3+)

136 With a Nobel Prize.
http://tinyurl.com/6rph6kt
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 28, 2012 07:52 PM (hXJOG)


Arafat has one of them also

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:53 PM (i6RpT)

137
My imagination is working overtime.


Right about now, Ace is either:


1) killing a hobo

or

2) getting laid


Inquiring minds, and all that shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:54 PM (UOM48)

138 gas prices like europe are what we need..... chu cares for poor americans liek the rest of the dem party.
hope they accounted for high heat bills and gas bills by writing bigger welfare checks/.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2012 07:54 PM (TomZ9)

139 136
With a Nobel Prize.

http://tinyurl.com/6rph6kt

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 28, 2012 07:52 PM (hXJOG)





Arafat has one of them also

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:53 PM (i6RpT)


Is Chu ghey too?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 28, 2012 07:55 PM (hXJOG)

140
Bonus points for anyone who can name the year Hoyt-Clagwell started producing vehicles.

(Hint: they were farming implements).

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 07:55 PM (7+pP9)

141 Well, maybe things aren't that bad. If they keep fucking up like this even Mittens might win.

Nah, he won't have a clue how to use this.


I think he's the only one who could use this. Nasty negative ads on substantial issues is the only thing Mitt does well.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 28, 2012 07:55 PM (T0NGe)

142 Jane, i heard he wanted pancakes.

Posted by: willow at February 28, 2012 07:55 PM (TomZ9)

143 On a serious note, I wonder if they are going with this rhetoric because they know an increase in supply would have to be monumental in order to counteract the price increase, since the price increase is a result of debasing the currency.

Or, do they actually believe this nonsense will satisfy people paying $5-$8 a gallon? because I can't think of any politician who would ever think they could get re-elected with prices that high, let alone get re-elected with an economy that would result from prices that high.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 28, 2012 07:55 PM (N/1Dm)

144 Is Chu ghey too?
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 28, 2012 07:55 PM (hXJOG)

Is mu goo guy pan?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:56 PM (i6RpT)

145
Crazy/Busy at Work. Boo! Hiss!!But it's a job so I put on great big smile.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 28, 2012 07:51 PM (Mae7x)


Selfish bitch!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:57 PM (UOM48)

146 Or, do they actually believe this nonsense will satisfy people paying $5-$8 a gallon? because I can't think of any politician who would ever think they could get re-elected with prices that high, let alone get re-elected with an economy that would result from prices that high.
Posted by: runninrebel at February 28, 2012 07:55 PM (N/1Dm)

Wait till we attack Iran, $8 a gallon is gonna feel like a bargin

Posted by: IDF at February 28, 2012 07:57 PM (i6RpT)

147 This Chu fellow. Has he ever played basketball?

Posted by: Soona at February 28, 2012 07:57 PM (EI3l3)

148 But what has all this to do with Contraception??

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 07:57 PM (niZvt)

149
The War Department is finishing up a 12.5 pound Bar-B-Q Beff Brisket for our local volunteer firefighters. I'm drinking wine and waiting to drive her and the food to the fire station. Just think, if the veg-heads had their way, millions of innocent cows would never be born to enjoy their pastoral lives, eating grass and pooping methane.
.
Save the cows! Eat meat!

Posted by: Meremortal at February 28, 2012 07:58 PM (Usk3+)

150 Welcome to every GOP ad from now until November Mr. Secretary.


Surley you jest.

Posted by: Grand Old Stupip Party at February 28, 2012 07:58 PM (2TRSa)

151 But what has all this to do with Contraception??
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 07:57 PM (niZvt)


Less people, less gas consumption

Posted by: IDF at February 28, 2012 07:58 PM (i6RpT)

152 robtr - straight from my cavernous asshole.

Posted by: Clarence's gaping, enormous, infected rectum. at February 28, 2012 07:58 PM (z0HdK)

153
1) killing a hobo

or

2) getting laid


Inquiring minds, and all that shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 28, 2012 07:54 PM (UOM4


Disturbingly, we aren't really sure that is an either/or proposition... are we?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 07:59 PM (niZvt)

154 Or, do they actually believe this nonsense will
satisfy people paying $5-$8 a gallon? because I can't think of any
politician who would ever think they could get re-elected with prices
that high, let alone get re-elected with an economy that would result
from prices that high.


Posted by: runninrebel at February 28, 2012 07:55 PM (N/1Dm)



They're planning on blaming everything on Israel. No shit.

Posted by: really ... at February 28, 2012 07:59 PM (X3lox)

155 But what has all this to do with Contraception??


Yes, let's get back on track, shall we? Heh.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 28, 2012 07:59 PM (vbh31)

156 They're planning on blaming everything on Israel. No shit.
Posted by: really ... at February 28, 2012 07:59 PM (X3lox)

Nu? And what else is new

Posted by: Israel at February 28, 2012 08:00 PM (i6RpT)

157
But what has all this to do with Contraception??

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 07:57 PM (niZvt)


You tell us Mr. Genius, since you're the only one so fuckingly clueless stupid to connect the two

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 08:01 PM (7+pP9)

158 >> With a Nobel Prize.

Oh, I knew that.

1) He believes in AGW.
2) Only morons believe in AGW.
3) He is a moron.

QED

Posted by: Andy at February 28, 2012 08:02 PM (XG+Mn)

159 They're planning on blaming everything on Israel. No shit.
Posted by: really ... at February 28, 2012 07:59 PM (X3lox)

---------------------------------------

And what's another name for Israel? --- The Jooooos.

Posted by: Soona at February 28, 2012 08:02 PM (EI3l3)

160 Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at February 28, 2012 07:49 PM

You are off to a good start. Bitches love guys that are all sensitive 'n' shit.

Posted by: fluffy at February 28, 2012 08:03 PM (vRSeu)

161 157
But what has all this to do with Contraception??

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 07:57 PM (niZvt)

You tell us Mr. Genius, since you're the only one so fuckingly clueless stupid to connect the two
Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 08:01 PM (7+pP9)


Backing away... face towards Ed... slowly...

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 08:03 PM (niZvt)

162
We don't do "track" Soapy.
.
We are a 4 foot diameter shotgun barrel full of Number 8 shot.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 28, 2012 08:04 PM (Usk3+)

163 robtr - straight from my cavernous asshole.
Posted by: Clarence's gaping, enormous, infected rectum. at February 28, 2012 07:58 PM (z0HdK)
Ah, the truth comes out.

Posted by: CAC at February 28, 2012 08:04 PM (03pec)

164 Georgetown Law Student hardest hit.

Posted by: sTevo at February 28, 2012 08:04 PM (VMcEw)

165 Brisket delivery time, back later.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 28, 2012 08:04 PM (Usk3+)

166 Yo Clarence:

http://www.cnbc.com/id/42248042

Posted by: cackfinger at February 28, 2012 08:05 PM (a9mQu)

167 Big shock.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 28, 2012 08:06 PM (r4wIV)

168 Georgetown Law Student hardest hit.


Even I wouldn't hit that.

Posted by: SMOD at February 28, 2012 08:06 PM (vRSeu)

169 When Mr. Chu first came to washington he goes to a dinner party with his wife. At the party the stopping the Yucca mountain project was mentioned. His wife said that she knew that it had a strong scientific basis and wasn't a political decision at all because Stephen was a serious scientist and would never make a political decision when the science said something different, right Stephen? Stephen? Excuse me, Stephen?


True story.

Posted by: dagny at February 28, 2012 08:07 PM (u50z0)

170 That takes me back to the post Three-Mile Island days when every hippie had a bumper sticker that read "Split wood, not atoms".

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at February 28, 2012 07:47 PM (7+pP9)
I was in TMI about a year after the accident. Was in the un-damaged reactor's control room. The problems were poor design (to see the gauge that stuck, operators had to get up and walk around the corner) and poor personnel (the person in charge the night of the accident was a high school graduate who went through a 6 week training program)But the technology itself is beyond proven. Hell, if the French can do it... more nukes, less kooks.

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 28, 2012 08:08 PM (AxHOT)

171 168 Georgetown Law Student hardest hit.


I'd point out to her anal sex is the surest form of birth control.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 08:08 PM (niZvt)

172 They're planning on blaming everything on Israel. No shit.

Posted by: really ... at February 28, 2012 07:59 PM (X3lox)



That wouldn't be much of a plan, especially if there is no conflict by late Spring. These prices will spark a sharp downturn before Summer if they haven't already. Then a ME conflict in Summer or Fall before the election? That could spark the doom scenario in the EU and here.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 28, 2012 08:08 PM (N/1Dm)

173 If anyone wants to see the rig count, http://www.wtrg.com

Easy to find. The site is almost as high tech as this one.

Posted by: fluffy at February 28, 2012 08:10 PM (vRSeu)

174 There is a Stewart Anderson's at Camino Ruiz and Mira Mesa Blvd.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 28, 2012 08:11 PM (O3R/2)

175 I'd point out to her anal sex is the surest form of birth control.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 08:08 PM (niZvt)
Don't forget the original oral contraceptive

Posted by: Ombudsman at February 28, 2012 08:11 PM (AxHOT)

176
Clarence,

That's a nice little sub department you have there. The problem is that it is not The Interior Department's Bureau of Ocean Energy Management, Regulation and Enforcement who actually issues the permits so you can you know, DRILL FOR OIL. You dumbfuck.

Posted by: robtr at February 28, 2012 08:11 PM (MtwBb)

177 Five surgeons are discussing which type of patient is the easiest to work on.

The first surgeon says, "Accountants are the easiest because when you open them up everything is numbered".

The second says, "Librarians are the easiest because when you open them up everything is alphabetized".

The third says, "Electricians, because everything inside is color coded".

The fourth says, "Construction workers, because even if a few parts are missing, they find a way to fit other parts in there".

The fifth says, "Politicians. Because they have no brains, no heart, no guts, no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable!".

Posted by: Carl Gordon at February 28, 2012 08:13 PM (OV/3E)

178 And the biggest risk of an ME conflict is to China and it's oil supplies from the ME and Africa. Good thing they don't have much of a navy yet.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 28, 2012 08:14 PM (N/1Dm)

179 175 I'd point out to her anal sex is the surest form of birth control.

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 08:08 PM (niZvt)
Don't forget the original oral contraceptive
Posted by: Ombudsman at February 28, 2012 08:11 PM (AxHOT)


Right.

And best of all, she'd still be a virgin. Right?

Posted by: CoolCzech at February 28, 2012 08:14 PM (niZvt)

180 The best thing to do to Clarence is ignore him.


Posted by: Jimbo at February 28, 2012 08:16 PM (O3R/2)

181 Awesome! No, we aren't going to treat your cancer with chemotherapy. We are going to wait for a cure. Now, let's see how we can apply this to our energy policy.

Posted by: no good deed at February 28, 2012 08:20 PM (mjR67)

182
@160
Thanks fluffy. I really feel like I've found a home here. The snark is strong with you people and I like it.

Posted by: Some guy you don't know in Wisconsin at February 28, 2012 08:26 PM (QK1XT)

183 Only one thing can save us.

Yep.

HIGH. SPEED. CHU-CHUs.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 28, 2012 08:34 PM (43cx7)

184 If they're not trying to lower the cost of gas then why are they talking about opening the Strategic Reserve?

Posted by: Jason at February 28, 2012 08:35 PM (4jYC7)

185 Chu should be proud. He's the dumbest Nobel Laureate in Physics, ever.

Experimental physics. It's not uncommon.

===================================

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Dr. Sheldon Cooper at February 28, 2012 08:38 PM (snRY5)

186 If they're not trying to lower the cost of gas then why are they talking about opening the Strategic Reserve?


Posted by: Jason at February 28, 2012 08:35 PM (4jYC7)


At some point you've got enough oil. We might have to shell Libya again.

Posted by: Barky From Jakarty at February 28, 2012 08:38 PM (X3lox)

187 WE said HELP!

not KELP!

Posted by: USA at February 28, 2012 08:39 PM (bcNec)

188 "Welcome to every GOP ad from now until November Mr. Secretary."

IF ONLY, Drew...That wd require a basic level of clued-in competence from the GOP, and they lost their last clue about 1992 or so.

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at February 28, 2012 08:41 PM (hRH92)

189
Thomas Sowell has identified the problem with people like Chu:
.
Ingtelligence minus judgment equals intellect.
.
People who are brilliant in a certain field are often considered to be brilliant at everything. This is a very dangerous error in judgment.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 28, 2012 08:43 PM (Usk3+)

190
Every once in a while they say their true intentions. Will Americans listen this time, this election?

If not, you can fully expect not only $5 but $6 $7 and $8 per gallon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 28, 2012 08:48 PM (r+9M6)

191 "What's it called when you're getting fucked backwards and forwards?"

The new Marine homecoming?

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at February 28, 2012 08:51 PM (hRH92)

192 Just a quick observation on how gas prices are disturbing people's lives...

It cost nearly just barely under $50 to put 10 gallons in my tank today..I drove the usually jammed freeways of Socal, and to my surprise, they were wide open during the day.. Not rush hour but traffic jams are the norm anytime usually.
People have reached their breaking point.. They are staying home and not out and about because of gas prices.
This is not healthy. Obama is creating a nation of isolated hermits.. They cannot afford to leave the house

$4. 69 a gallon seemed to be the breaking point.. If it goes to $7 this country will go through something ugly.

Thanks Barack! I asshole!
This upswing is a result of him rejecting the pipeline.. People are scared of this idiot

Posted by: Billy Barty at February 28, 2012 08:58 PM (r45GI)

193 $3.95 a gallon for diesel here.

Thanks, SCOAMF!

Posted by: Robert at February 28, 2012 09:55 PM (F79HU)

194
OK any Marine Air guys/gals here? I need some good places to eat in and around Miramar

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 28, 2012 07:28 PM (i6RpT)

Try Fillippis over in Mira mesa. Never disappoints. Love that place. Then go to the movies-- its right nearby.

Posted by: gushka is lonely in here at February 28, 2012 10:11 PM (r7Ddb)

195 Did you know you can make candles from ear wax? Combined with properly inflated tires, that should bring the economy back.

Posted by: Ba-shrek Obama at February 28, 2012 10:14 PM (FcR7P)

196 High oil prices are the MEANS by which Chu and Obama are trying to "wean us off of oil." Thus they are working to RAISE gasoline prices, which has been the explicit goal of both.

Posted by: Alec Rawls at February 28, 2012 10:14 PM (kTTUz)

197 People need to suffer sometimes, it's the only way they look up from what they are doing and pay attention. Why isn't the mesiah punishing Dick Cheney, Bush and Haliburton for pushing up oil prices. Why isn't he smacking big oil ceos upside the head and taxing the 1% more. He was supposed to pay for my mortgage, food and gas, where is my Obama money.
It isn't his fault!'
He just doesn't know!
The Republicans are blocking his reforms.
Did you hear him sing Let's Stay Together?
I don't get it, how can you want one of the most powerful positions without any of the responsibility! This country has taken a great step backward.

Posted by: Africanus at February 28, 2012 11:23 PM (fCSys)

198 I have to laugh at the people bemoaning gas being sold in their area at around $3.80 a gallon. That price was what gas at the Costco near San Jose Airport was selling for on 2/19. As of today it's $4.15 and still rising.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 28, 2012 11:52 PM (TsNVA)

199 "Let them drive cake!............or something." M.O.

Posted by: Case at February 29, 2012 01:29 AM (6ffrc)

200 The inmates running this particular asylum seem to genuinely believe that if they, in all of their imagined imperial glory as our leaders, simply decree that the United States shall henceforth run on unicorn flatus, unicorns will appear and provide.

No amount of government funding will speed up the research process on alternate fuels. Alternate fuels are a desirable thing, and private investment will investigate any promising or even potentially profitable angle without our public money being squandered on it.

The only benefit that this particular feeding trough provides is to friends of the Administration, who under the cover of the so-called Green Industry, are bilking the American Public out of billions of dollars in the name of junk science. It wouldn't be too much of a leap to say that these projects exist more to line the pockets of the donors that operate them, fellow travellers to a man, than produce any sort of meaningful result.

It is most evident from this action, and indeed most others that this Administration has embarked upon in the past, that the Administration has no concern whatsoever for the pain of the average person.

To win this election, Republicans need to make 5 key points and stick to them.

1. Banks and Automakers got bailed out.
Americans got stuck with the bills, their untenable mortgages remained unchanged and enforceable, and the automakers continue to operate a pension plan with a sideline making overpriced cars on our dime.

2. Obamacare was rolled out.
The homeless will be able to be jailed for not buying health insurance.

3. Rising Gas Prices
Let them eat unicorn flatus!

4. Unemployment
Let's call it Funemployment!

5. Iran
As in, I ran really fast from anything that resembled leadership on this issue.

The only thing that matters to them is the agenda, results be damned. We can only hope that on Election Day, people remember the damning results.

Posted by: Cato at February 29, 2012 01:44 AM (k3C9P)

201 I don't trust this prick (Barkey) or any of his henchmen. I also truly beleive that high gasoline prices now are going to get this Bastard re-elected. Just wait until late September or early Oct. when the sonofabitch magically brings fuel prices down to $3 bucks a gallon. We stupid bastards will be so gratefull, Barkey gets re-upped. The Dems are probably walking around hacking their noodles at the sheer Audacity Of Hope!

Posted by: jdcfalcon in Vegas at February 29, 2012 03:31 AM (Xm7fl)

202 So smart yet SOOO fucking stupid. Its a wonder he walks out of the house with shoes onin the morning. These brain dead aperachicksfrom the ivory tower should stay there and let people who have a CLUE make the big decisions. And this ASSHAT aint got one.Clue that is.Geez, where do they grow people this fucking stupid???

Posted by: Rich K at February 29, 2012 05:40 AM (X4l3T)

203 These dudes are all smoking algae...then blowing the agae smoke up our @$$3$

Posted by: SICK2DEATH at February 29, 2012 01:52 PM (f4Yw+)

204 To win this election, Republicans need to make 5 key points and stick to them.

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