Remember When 'Nixonian' Was Bad?

Obama promises unilateral action.

In keeping with his “We Can’t Wait” initiative, President Barack Obama has once again asserted that if Congress does not enact his policies in the future, he will continue to forge ahead on his own.

“When Congress refuses to act, Joe and I are going to act,” Obama said on Tuesday, with Vice President Joe Biden at his side. “In the months to come, wherever we have an opportunity, we’re going to take steps on our own to keep this economy moving.”

President Obama doesn't seem to realize he's the president of the entire country, not just one party. He has never been a uniter. On the contrary, he is divisive both on a petty personal level and on a large scale though his politics. He has never been a leader of the entire country. He has never been a bi-partisan legislator. He doesn't make things better; he makes things worse. He thinks this is his path to reelection.

Executive fiat is for wimps. It's obvious he dreams of ruling by decree.

What a creepy guy.

More here, here, here, and here. In fact, if you Google "Obama Nixon," the number of hits tops 37,000,000.

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Posted by: rdbrewer at 09:44 AM



Comments

1 Obama's "joke" about how Arizona State was going to get audited for refusing to give him an honorary degree is exhibit A in his Nixonian behavior.

I have worked for a tax agency before and they drilled into us HARD what the rules are and why those rules are in place, specifically mentioning Nixon's use of the IRS in the 70s as why laws on that information were strengthened so much.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 22, 2012 09:51 AM (e0xKF)

2 Between now and November I fully expect at least one left magazine to publish an article calling for the elections to be postponed. They're getting that desperate.

Posted by: Alex at February 22, 2012 09:52 AM (L/4gD)

3 2
Between now and November I fully expect at least one left magazine to
publish an article calling for the elections to be postponed. They're
getting that desperate.

I was ahead of the curve on that one!

Posted by: Bev Perdue at February 22, 2012 09:53 AM (e0xKF)

4 Creep in Chief.

Posted by: I am the ape man, . . . at February 22, 2012 09:53 AM (4sQwu)

5 Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.

Posted by: Janet Nippleton at February 22, 2012 09:53 AM (e8kgV)

6 Just call him Lord Marshall and get it over with.

Posted by: EC at February 22, 2012 09:54 AM (GQ8sn)

7 It's obvious he dreams of ruling by decree.

He already decreed that private insurers will provide a product for no charge to certain clients.

Posted by: lauraw at February 22, 2012 09:54 AM (G2a41)

8 Who was the guy at NPR that made this comparison?


He pre-dated this references, I believe.

Posted by: fluffy at February 22, 2012 09:54 AM (vRSeu)

9 Moochelle had to hurry back from her ski trip so they could turn the WH into a nightclub again for another concert.

These people aren't just creepy, they're classless.

God help us if we're stuck with these Marxists for another four years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 09:57 AM (UOM48)

10 God help us if we're stuck with these Marxists for another four years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 09:57 AM (UOM4


We've been stuck with them for the last century. Only the disease is really starting to kill the host.

Four more years means forever.

Hey, I like that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2012 09:59 AM (UlUS4)

11 ABO 2012

Posted by: Zakn at February 22, 2012 10:00 AM (zyaZ1)

12 These people aren't just creepy, they're classless.

I'm waiting for Moochelle Antoinette to have a "Let them eat cake!" or "You know who I am?!?" moment that the sycophantic press can't cover up.

Posted by: Bev Perdue at February 22, 2012 10:01 AM (e0xKF)

13 Off, off, damned sock.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 22, 2012 10:01 AM (e0xKF)

14

I find myself humming the Doobie Bros. "Taking it to the streets."

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 22, 2012 10:02 AM (3p/jD)

15 Really, he and Joe are going to act when Congress doesn't? Will there be ninjas?

Posted by: Penfold at February 22, 2012 10:02 AM (1PeEC)

16

"Oh, so that's where the Twelfth Imam was hiding. Peek-a-boo!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 22, 2012 10:04 AM (kdS6q)

17
I got a hundred midget economists backing me up, so zip it, you dumb cons!

Posted by: Dear Mocchachino at February 22, 2012 10:05 AM (3p/jD)

18 As I've mentioned before, my husband bought out his business partner just before Christmas. He's been growing the business and fortunately able to hire more people.

Now he's dealing with the nightmare that is Obamacare, as he tries to negotiate a new insurance plan for his employees.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 10:05 AM (UOM48)

19 >>President Obama doesn't seem to realize he's the president of the entire country, not just one party.

Oh, I'm sure he's aware of the theoretical construct. He just doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 10:05 AM (ZKzrr)

20 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:09 AM (8y9MW)

21 Jeebus. From Newsbusters:


President Obama may have trouble winning over the voters one more time,
but the liberal historians are still entranced. On Monday night’s
Charlie Rose show on PBS, former Newsweek editor Jon Meacham said Obama
is divisive despite being a “raging moderate” and expressed
disappointment that he’s not as “strong a character in the life of the
country as his greatest predecessors have been.”



But historians Doris Kearns Goodwin, Michael Beschloss, and Robert Caro
described how engaging and calm he is, how "you feel emotionally
connected to him," and he creates "great conversation." Caro even said
these historian chats have convinced him Obama's going to "win and have a
wonderful second term."



What is the AoSHQ Style Guide for "suckers of cock" now?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 10:09 AM (UOM48)

22 [In Dean Wormer voice, reflecting on the whole of the Exec Branch]

I hate those guys.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 10:09 AM (4q5tP)

23 We voted for him to be our President, and that's good enough.

Posted by: 52% of America, voting for Obama at February 22, 2012 10:09 AM (t0IbN)

24 Oh hey there's a not so conspriracy theory I believe, that Obama will attempt to rule by EO and fiat in flat contradiction of Constituitional limitations and that the Republicans will do fuck all about it.

Here SMOD SMOD SMOD. Still taking volunteers to help paint the bullseye on me.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:10 AM (VtjlW)

25 Try "Obama/Goebbels" for more of a laugh.

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 22, 2012 10:10 AM (71LDo)

26 I've come to the conclusion that the reason why the leftists hated Nixon so much was because he was continuing to prosecute the war in Viet Nam. The one thing you can say about the leftists is that, to get on their bad side, all you got to do is go to war with a Communist country. The leftist loved them some Hitler before he broke the non-aggression pact with Uncle Joe; ever since then, leftists have been pushing the lie that Hitler was right-wing conservative guy.
--From a policy point of view, Nixon carried out a number of leftist policies. Price controls and EPA, justto name two.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 22, 2012 10:11 AM (M0NzJ)

27 >>how "you feel emotionally
connected to him,"

Burning hot rage is an emotion, I guess.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 10:12 AM (ZKzrr)

28 "Oh, so that's where the Twelfth Imam was hiding. Peek-a-boo!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 22, 2012 10:04 AM (kdS6q)
OK, that's a HILARIOUS combo of a post and non-sock name.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 22, 2012 10:12 AM (e0xKF)

29 Hey buddy, there's a huge difference between 52% of Americans and 52% of voters.

I need a cigarette.

Posted by: I'm Obama. I'm a liar. And I am lying. at February 22, 2012 10:12 AM (niW49)

30 His upper lip looks really lonely for a little black moustach...

Posted by: catman at February 22, 2012 10:13 AM (YKUmW)

31 Enact whatever you wish, Mr. President. How are you intending to fund it?

Posted by: Thinngs Boehner should say at February 22, 2012 10:13 AM (4q5tP)

32 He's gonna win, dickheads, get over it

Furthermoe, he's not liberal at all so stop whining. He is doing mostly what you idiots want him to do. Us real liberals are very disappointed in him. He is conservative masquerading as a liberal; that's why he gets all the Democrat votes and more of the Independents because he is co-opting conservative, dickhead policies like killing brown people and lying about it, serving corporate interests...the only "liberal" thing he has done was to try to get health insurance to everybody. I have no idea what you guys are whining about...you guys are winning on the policy level

Posted by: walter at February 22, 2012 10:15 AM (Lfb4U)

33 Son of a bitch has got to go.....

Posted by: Portnoy at February 22, 2012 10:15 AM (Kgrin)

34 Boehner's actions? Sweat, Cry, light cigarette, compromise! ("Mr. President.. Remember,just the tip!..")

Posted by: catman at February 22, 2012 10:16 AM (YKUmW)

35 People, you're not paying attention to what is really important here, he's sexy, he's suave and if we believe in him we can be sexy and suave too.

Posted by: Bob from Virginia at February 22, 2012 10:16 AM (SBjsJ)

36 walter, don't you have an Occutard event to attend? Those police cars aren't going to crap on themselves, you know.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 10:16 AM (UOM48)

37 President Obama doesn't seem to realize he's the president of the entire country, not just one party.


Barry would like their to be only one party. Just like they have in China, Cuba, North Korea.

He has never been a uniter. On the contrary, he is divisive both on a
petty personal level and on a large scale though his politics.



That's because at his core he's a self absorbed, rabble rouser/shake down artist with a chip on his shoulder. He's a more politically successful Jesse Jackson

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2012 10:16 AM (1Jaio)

38 It's almost like he was never a professor who taught Constitutional law.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 22, 2012 10:17 AM (z/Nqu)

39
/makes koo-koo sound.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 22, 2012 10:17 AM (w4iQX)

40 Lord Marshall? Quaint.

I'd prefer the more appropriate God Emperor of the Known Universe, thank you very much.

Posted by: I'm Obama. I'm a liar. And I am lying. at February 22, 2012 10:18 AM (pVvkk)

41 We think Presdent Obama is doing a fabulous job fixing Bush's major screw-ups. We loves Presdent Obama and do not beleive the news reports about him being terrible. Where were these reports when that idiot Bush was Presdent and the economy was really bad with unemployment higher the today. Brattleboro will support Presdent Obama even if he looses in October. We are alos proposing that the town be renamed Obamaboro in honor of the first balck Presdent. No sir we no the difference between an idiot (Bush) and graete leeader (Obama). The rest of the county will ccatch up to us in Presdent Obama's next term........

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 22, 2012 10:19 AM (48wze)

42 Posted by: walter at February 22, 2012 10:15 AM (Lfb4U)


Sock, or actual leftist troll? Sometimes it's just so hard to tell through all the hyperventilation.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:19 AM (4df7R)

43

hahahaha @ walter

now get back under the stairs where you belong

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:20 AM (sqkOB)

44
I'd prefer the more appropriate God Emperor of the Known Universe, thank you very much<<<

And how can this be? For he IS the Kwisatz Blackerach!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 22, 2012 10:20 AM (z/Nqu)

45
Did you hear Obama sing again?

he's so cool

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:21 AM (sqkOB)

46 I have never seen so many trolls before noon. It's an infestation.

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 10:21 AM (X6akg)

47 Note to the 52%:

When considering hiring someone for an executive level position, it it highly recommended that the candidate has previously held a full time job at some point in their lifetime and is willing to provide sufficient documentation to pass a standard background check and verification of employment/ education.

Posted by: Damiano at February 22, 2012 10:21 AM (A2+pr)

48 "Joe and I are going to act."
Joe has absolutely no constitutional power, except to break ties in the Senate.
I will continue to make the case for a Violent Military Overthrow of the Federal Government of the United States. I suspect there is a growing sense among my comrades that thiscourse of actionwill be necessary within the next 1-2 years.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 22, 2012 10:21 AM (Ec6wH)

49 walter, scurry on off to your Occutard event. Those women aren't going to rape themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 10:21 AM (UOM48)

50 President Obama doesn't seem to realize he's the president of the entire country, not just one party


Barky realizes that he's Precedent. He just hates the US and the Constitution and is doing everything he possibly can to bring this nation to its knees. He's got an advantage. America sunk to its knees in 2008 and hasn't been able to get up, since.



Barky really always wanted to be Prime Minister of Indonesia (where he belongs).

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 10:22 AM (X3lox)

51 now get back under the stairs where you belong

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:20 AM (sqkOB)



Ewww. Can you imagine how bad the smell would be if you had a walter under your stairs for a few days? I've got a dead mouse rotting in my basement's walls right now, and that smells like summertime daisies compared to walter's bodily funk.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:22 AM (4df7R)

52 walter, scurry on off to your Occutard event. Those women aren't going to rape themselves.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 10:21 AM (UOM4


This reminds me....I need to pick up some batteries.

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 10:22 AM (X6akg)

53
Today is the day when Joe Biden and other Democrats go get a smudge of ash put on their foreheads and immediately try to find a camera to show everyone how Catholic they are.


Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:23 AM (sqkOB)

54
Still taking volunteers to help paint the bullseye on me.<<<

I would insert jokes about finger painting and spatter art, but that's just grabbing the low-hanging fruit.

Insert low-hanging fruit joke here.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 22, 2012 10:24 AM (z/Nqu)

55 I am a crook!

Posted by: Barky Milhous Obumbles at February 22, 2012 10:24 AM (vbh31)

56 @41
OK, Mary Clog has to be a sock. Which one of the Horde is it?

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at February 22, 2012 10:24 AM (M0NzJ)

57
Obama is only the president of those who support him.

And he only gives a damn about 50.01% of the electorate.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:24 AM (sqkOB)

58 Oh, can we see the first act of Henry V?

Posted by: Howard Johnson at February 22, 2012 10:25 AM (/ZZCn)

59 He's gonna win dickheads

Yes, that's right Wally. Obama's going to win a whole bag of them in November.

Posted by: Thomas Jeffrey Furson at February 22, 2012 10:25 AM (sE+tD)

60 Tami. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 10:25 AM (UOM48)

61 SMOD has an alternative to [url=http://youtu.be/Kk-vQ6kas68]Richard Milhous Obama.[/url]

Posted by: SMODpac at February 22, 2012 10:25 AM (AZGON)

62 Today is the day when Joe Biden and other Democrats go get a smudge of ash put on their foreheads and immediately try to find a camera to show everyone how Catholic they are.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:23 AM (sqkOB)



Does Nancy Pelosi's forehead accept ash? Or is it repelled by the power of botox?

I don't know about anyone else, but I kind of love that dear old Nancy has regular injections of botulism shot into her face.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:25 AM (4df7R)

63 Between now and November I fully expect at least one
left magazine to publish an article calling for the elections to be
postponed. They're getting that desperate.


Posted by: Alex at February 22, 2012 09:52 AM (L/4gD)



You're really stepping out on a limb, there. Barky's supporters already pulled that sort of shit back in 2008, when they seriously proposed that Bush step down in Dec and let Barky just slide right into the office (even though there is no Constitutional procedure for anything related to that idiocy). Then, of course, Barky finally did get in in Jan (sadly for the civilized world) and immediately demonstrated what an inept retard he was by not even being able to put a cabinet together - whence all the jokes, the difference between Barky and Jesus is that Jesus could build a cabinet.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 10:25 AM (X3lox)

64 Of course, SMOD is unfamiliar with BBCode. He's a dumb meteor.

http://youtu.be/Kk-vQ6kas68

Posted by: SMODpac at February 22, 2012 10:26 AM (AZGON)

65 >>I have never seen so many trolls before noon. It's an infestation.

Axelrod took the missing OWS funds?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 10:26 AM (ZKzrr)

66
I think Pelosi doesn't even bother with the ashes/show.


Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:26 AM (sqkOB)

67 And how can this be? For he IS the Kwisatz Blackerach

The Kwisatz Blackerach he is not. More like Emperor Obama IV in the Dune prequels, ascending to the throne and then blundering into a near-disaster only to be saved by others.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 22, 2012 10:27 AM (e0xKF)

68 I have never seen so many trolls before noon. It's an infestation.

We bumped up the hourly trolling wage for our people by fifteen cents. Seems to be working as planned.

Posted by: Media Matters at February 22, 2012 10:27 AM (vbh31)

69
Jazz Night at the White House last night.

Unemployment shootin back up.

People can't afford to drive their cars and look for work.

But Obama sang with BB King!

woooohoooo!

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:29 AM (sqkOB)

70 Axelrod took the missing OWS funds?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 10:26 AM (ZKzrr)



OOH! OOH! Quick, someone go rifle through Axelrod's sock drawer. If you find a coffee can with a billion dollars stuffed into it, there are some people from MF Global who would like to know.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:30 AM (4df7R)

71 38 It's almost like he was never a professor who taught Constitutional law.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 22, 2012 10:17 AM (z/Nqu)


He wasn't. He was an adjunct professor who taught Alinsky and how to get around or through the Constitution.

That's why Eichmann hired a rabbi to teach him Hebrew, Yiddish and Jewish customs, so he could understand them and use that knowledge in their destruction.

Hint. Hint.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2012 10:30 AM (UlUS4)

72 What a creepy guy.



"There's a slightly creepy cult of personality around all of this." -- Evan Thomas, big time Barky retard, on election night, 2008.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 10:30 AM (X3lox)

73 69
Jazz Night at the White House last night.Unemployment shootin back up.People can't afford to drive their cars and look for work.But Obama sang with BB King!woooohoooo!

It's just you and me now, Reggie, so be a good lad and put on some Mingus.

Posted by: Barack at February 22, 2012 10:30 AM (e0xKF)

74 Rule by decree... if only we had another branch of government willing to stop such a thing.

Oh well, it was nice having a democratic government while it lasted.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2012 10:31 AM (TOk1P)

75 Maybe it's time for a troll blanket party IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Julie at February 22, 2012 10:31 AM (O/fK8)

76 Was O'Bumbles a professor or an instructor?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 10:32 AM (4q5tP)

77 But Obama sang with BB King!

Hopefully, after the election we'll all be singing "The Shill Is Gone".

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at February 22, 2012 10:32 AM (vbh31)

78 Okay, had actual work to do (stupid work). Besides walter, how are our other trolls doing this morning.

And has anyone checked to make sure walter remembered his special helmet? You know what the doctor said if he sustained any more head trauma.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:33 AM (8y9MW)

79 Is everyone still on the internescine warfare thread formerly known as the Daily DOOM? This is where the REAL action should be. Destroying Obama with scathing criticism is far more life-affirming than complaining about our crappy candidates.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:33 AM (4df7R)

80 Or, Hit the Road, Jack!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 10:33 AM (4q5tP)

81 I would insert jokes about finger painting and spatter art, but that's just grabbing the low-hanging fruit.

Hey, I figure with all the shrieking and what not, the Horde deserves some low hanging fruit.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:33 AM (VtjlW)

82 >>Does Nancy Pelosi's forehead accept ash? Or is it repelled by the power of botox?

You'll need a young priest and an old priest.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 10:33 AM (ZKzrr)

83 Was O'Bumbles a professor or an instructor?

IIRC: Neither. Associate Lecturer.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:33 AM (8y9MW)

84 And how can this be? For he IS the Kwisatz Blackerach!

Baron Harkonnen/Dr. Yueh 2012!

Posted by: SMODpac at February 22, 2012 10:34 AM (AZGON)

85
He's gonna win, dickheads, get over it
Posted by: walter





We prefer the more inclusive term "Penis-Skulled Americans".

You racist.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at February 22, 2012 10:34 AM (kdS6q)

86 This is what you get when you elect Fidel Castro POTUS.

Socialism is dying a slow and ugly death.

It has killed and impoverished and enslaved millions of people in the last 100 years and will not go out quietly.

Posted by: eman at February 22, 2012 10:34 AM (DTX4S)

87 Posted by: walter at February 22, 2012 10:15 AM (Lfb4U)


The reason trolls like "walter" haunt places with opposing views is that the people who share their views so rarely notice them or care about them. The invisibility is a constant, humiliating reminder of their missing worth, so they go somewhere they know they'll be acknowledged.

Sad, really.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at February 22, 2012 10:34 AM (fgiZ2)

88 My Favorite things:

Wagyu on the grill and a flight back from Aspen
Lecture the troops that they all should be fastin'
Weapons for rebels for more Arab Spring
These are a few of my favorite things



Posted by: AE at February 22, 2012 10:35 AM (AsVq7)

89 IIRC: Neither. Associate Lecturer.

So, one rung up from the bottom rung of grad student teaching the class?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 10:35 AM (4q5tP)

90 He doesn't make things better; he makes things worse. He thinks this is his path to reelection.


He thinks this is hes path to destruction. Barky never cared about being re-elected. Not one bit. He's only about bringing pain and chaos to America and the West. Every single thing he does is motivated by this. It's the only way anyone can make sense of Barky's actions. Otherwise, people are left wondering, "Why would he do that?" and "That doesn't help anyone, not even his alleged constituent, so what motivates him to act that way?" ... Once one realizes that Barky only wants to bring destruction then all of his idiotic at least start to make sense (though Barky is still a retard and his strategic thinking is never anything complicated, or even sensible).

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 10:35 AM (X3lox)

91 I've heard tell that Mrs. Pelosi sleeps in a wooden box on a bed of earth. The rich are different.

Posted by: Bram Stoker at February 22, 2012 10:35 AM (AZGON)

92 The Power of Botox Compels you!
The Power of Botox Compels you!

Posted by: Granny Rictus' Surgeon at February 22, 2012 10:36 AM (0tRzD)

93 Creeping Cruddy Carrier of Crapola = CCCC for those who remember.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at February 22, 2012 10:37 AM (3ESDJ)

94 And has anyone checked to make sure walter remembered his special helmet? You know what the doctor said if he sustained any more head trauma.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:33 AM (8y9MW)



Yes, I remember.

That's why I hid it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:37 AM (4df7R)

95
Nancy Pelosi is Catherine Hellmond in Brazil.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:38 AM (sqkOB)

96 91 I've heard tell that Mrs. Pelosi sleeps in a wooden box on a bed of earth. The rich are different.


Posted by: Bram Stoker at February 22, 2012 10:35 AM (AZGON)



Eccentric.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:38 AM (4df7R)

97 Nancy Pelosi is Catherine Hellmond in Brazil.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:38 AM (sqkOB)


I've never seen Brazil. And now I'll make sure I never do.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:39 AM (4df7R)

98 So, one rung up from the bottom rung of grad student teaching the class?

In my experience, exactly the opposite.

The AL was a pity hire, whereas the GA had to at least sort of earn the spot.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:39 AM (8y9MW)

99 Hubris -> Nemesis -> Catharsis

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 22, 2012 10:39 AM (2aiCg)

100 IIRC: Neither. Associate Lecturer.



So, one rung up from the bottom rung of grad student teaching the class?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 10:35 AM (4q5tP)


Yep. Basically, Barky was an adjunct. Even that was far above his pay grade, as Barky doesn't know jack shit about our Constitution and is too stupid to understand any of it, anyway.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 10:40 AM (X3lox)

101 95
Nancy Pelosi is Catherine Hellmond in Brazil.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:38 AM (sqkOB)


If the shoe fits....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2012 10:40 AM (UlUS4)

102
Brazil is a weird movie. Not enjoyable unless you like masochism.


Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:40 AM (sqkOB)

103 Hubris -> Nemesis -> Catharsis

There is something Greek about Obama, but not what you are thinking.

Posted by: Kal Penn at February 22, 2012 10:41 AM (AZGON)

104 101
95
Nancy Pelosi is Catherine Hellmond in Brazil.
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:38 AM (sqkOB)

If the shoe fits....
Ere' I am, JH.

Posted by: Mr. Helpmann at February 22, 2012 10:41 AM (e0xKF)

105 Pelosi is the Countess Isolep...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2012 10:41 AM (UlUS4)

106
One year ago we had this guy by the balls.

We let him off the hook.

He is who we thought he was.

We let him off the hook.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:42 AM (sqkOB)

107 102
Brazil is a weird movie. Not enjoyable unless you like masochism.

It's enjoyable if you look at it as a black comedy about bureaucracy. That world is like my office writ large.

Posted by: Harry Tuttle at February 22, 2012 10:43 AM (e0xKF)

108 When all other cosmetic surgeons failed, Mrs. Pelosi came to me. I always deliver.

Posted by: The abominable Dr. Phibes at February 22, 2012 10:44 AM (AZGON)

109
I don't like watching movies with the main character constantly getting metaphorically kicked in the balls.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:44 AM (sqkOB)

110 There is something Greek about Obama, but not what you are thinking.


His ability to bitch and moan about needing more government spending, and then throwing a tantrum when grown-ups tell him there's no more money?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:45 AM (4df7R)

111 52
walter, scurry on off to your Occutard event. Those women aren't going to rape themselves.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 10:21 AM (UOM4

This reminds me....I need to pick up some batteries.


Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 10:22 AM (X6akg)

Happiness is hot chocolate fired at high velocity through the nostrils.

Or pain. Maybe it's pain.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2012 10:45 AM (fwARV)

112 "One year ago we had this guy by the balls."

Come Nov, he'll have himself by the balls like Carter did. He ain't fooling anyone anymore. Well, a few of the dimmer hardcore leftists maybe...

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 22, 2012 10:45 AM (2aiCg)

113 The AL was a pity hire, whereas the GA had to at least sort of earn the spot.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:39 AM (8y9MW)


Not a pity hire. Barky filled an important quota for the school. Don't underestimate how ridiculously racist university hiring committees are. You've never seen anything so entirely dependent on skin as a university hiring committee. Also, to have been Precedent of the Harvard Lawn Review should be pretty much a guaranteed tenured position (normally) ... though the other presidents of the Lawn Review tended to have actually written lots of scholarly pieces and participated in the public legal debates. Barky, not so much. He's not really literate. He can write, but only at the 8th grade level and not about anything that actually takes a brain.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 10:45 AM (X3lox)

114 "He's vibrant,sexy, and his pants are creased to an awesome factor of 10. He's doing a courageous job fighting the Republican policies that got us into this mess.In 2016, we need a big push to end presidential term limits.Let's unite and give our first black President all the time he needs."

-Stupid shit rich people say

Posted by: befuddled at February 22, 2012 10:46 AM (xJU23)

115 There's no truth to the rumor that I retain my youthful appearance by bathing in blood of virgins. You try to find a virgin in San Francisco.

Posted by: Nancy of Bathory at February 22, 2012 10:46 AM (ZKzrr)

116 Brazil was a Terry Gilliam movie, right?

That's guaranteed weird right there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:47 AM (4df7R)

117 In my experience, exactly the opposite.
The AL was a pity hire, whereas the GA had to at least sort of earn the spot.


Good to know. I was thinking more of in terms of pecking order / status, not quality or effectiveness. At my tiny state school, full-time profs taught all their own classes, no grad students, no drop-in academic celebs, no classes larger than about 35 students.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 10:47 AM (4q5tP)

118 Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:42 AM (sqkOB)



Seriously, as ticked off as I am about everything, I can't let any of this shit get me down. I'll get depressed on Election Day IF AND ONLY IF this momzer wins.

Until then, damn the torpedoes and all that shit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2012 10:47 AM (UlUS4)

119 Basically, Barky was an adjunct. Even that was far
above his pay grade, as Barky doesn't know jack shit about our
Constitution and is too stupid to understand any of it, anyway.


Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 10:40 AM



Has there been any account by former students of Obama as to what he taught, how he taught, and whether or not he was any good at it?

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 10:47 AM (P6QsQ)

120 Brazil was a Terry Gilliam movie, right?



That's guaranteed weird right there.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:47 AM (4df7R)



I though Brazil was a stupid movie and sucked royally. A waste of time, to my mind.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 10:48 AM (X3lox)

121 His ability to bitch and moan about needing more government spending, and then throwing a tantrum when grown-ups tell him there's no more money?

Well, true enough. I've pointed that out to him myself, but when I see Obama usually I'm facing him from behind, so I can't see his reaction.

Posted by: Kal Penn at February 22, 2012 10:48 AM (AZGON)

122 105
Pelosi is the Countess Isolep...




???

I could have sworn the name they used was Imhotep. Oh well..

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at February 22, 2012 10:48 AM (udEUT)

123 84
And how can this be? For he IS the Kwisatz Blackerach!



Baron Harkonnen/Dr. Yueh 2012!

Posted by: SMODpac at February 22, 2012 10:34 AM (AZGON)

Worm/Gaius Helen Mohiam '12: Because Cthulhu is Sleeping In This Year!

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at February 22, 2012 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

124 "Let's unite and give our first black President all the time he needs."

We should push for an executive order suspending the elections indefinitely.

Posted by: Granny Rictus McBotox at February 22, 2012 10:49 AM (0tRzD)

125 Contrary to popular believe, I do not live in a gingerbread house and feast on the flesh of young children. There are no children in San Francisco, since, as a good Catholic, I make sure they all get aborted.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:49 AM (4df7R)

126 That was, by the way, supposed to be a Nancy Pelosi sock. *sigh* I, too, do not eat the flesh of young children, but for compeltely different reasons.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 10:50 AM (4df7R)

127 Nixon resigned because he was a pro. Obama is just a hack Ward Heeler-in-Chief.

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2012 10:50 AM (/ZZCn)

128 I though Brazil was a stupid movie and sucked royally. A waste of time, to my mind.
That one's a bit of an acquired taste. Lots going on in there that you don't necessarily pick up on the first time through. ESPECIALLY if you'd watched the US theatrical cut vs the European cut.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 22, 2012 10:50 AM (e0xKF)

129
that disgusting half-a-poof Mick Jagger was in our White House last night


Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:50 AM (sqkOB)

130 I'll bet you didn't know a young Pelosi sat as a model for some of the paintings in my Night Gallery.

Posted by: Rod Serling at February 22, 2012 10:50 AM (AZGON)

131 Nixon was a Socialist. The Left is now embracing him.

Posted by: No to Theocrats at February 22, 2012 10:50 AM (OxI/Y)

132 Boehner is Yueh!

Posted by: The Wurm at February 22, 2012 10:51 AM (pVvkk)

133 Hey, the sidebar link for "Occupy class taught in MD high school" goes to the wrong page. But I'm going to throw out a wild guess here and say... Montgomery County?

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 10:52 AM (/Mla1)

134 Until then, damn the torpedoes and all that shit.Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 22, 2012 10:47 AM (UlUS4) This, and I suggest that we have a moron meet up on January 20, 2013 in D.C. to watch theJEF leave.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 22, 2012 10:52 AM (mFxQX)

135 sigh......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 22, 2012 10:52 AM (mfbqu)

136 Has there been any account by former students of
Obama as to what he taught, how he taught, and whether or not he was any
good at it?


Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 10:47 AM (P6QsQ)



I've only ever heard of one or two of his "students" (as if Barky could teach anything to anyone) talk about how he was a cool teacher, or something to that effect. I never heard anything about what he actually claimed to have taught (though I would assume the course schedules for the time must be available).

Clearly, Barky doesn't know anything well enough to teach. Of that, there is no doubt. We've heard too much out of the idiot's mouth to think that he is anything but a pea-brain who hates America.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 10:52 AM (X3lox)

137 The left always embraces Republican presidents. Only after they are long dead, of course. It's the decent thing (serves their purpose) to do.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 10:52 AM (4q5tP)

138 83
Was O'Bumbles a professor or an instructor?

IIRC: Neither. Associate Lecturer.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:33 AM (8y9MW)

Don't you just love all the heart warming stories of the law students that O'Fuckstick inspired while being a "Constitutional Law Professor." That and all of his good friends and girlfriends at Occidental and Columbia...

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 10:54 AM (3jGS1)

139 >>There are no children in San Francisco, since, as a good Catholic, I make sure they all get aborted.

I would not be surprised to learn that scrunt's night cream contains fetal tissue.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 10:54 AM (ZKzrr)

140 Has there been any account by former students of Obama as to what he taught, how he taught, and whether or not he was any good at it?

Hell, is there any history of Obama doing anything at all before becoming a Senator? Seriously, where the hell are investigative reporters digging up drug dealers, what with the admitted drug use.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:55 AM (VtjlW)

141 Nixon hunted and killed Communists here and abroad.

That is why the left hated him.

He knew who they were and what they were.

And each time he threw them a little Liberal GOP bone, they hated him more.

Nixon was not a Socialist.

Posted by: eman at February 22, 2012 10:55 AM (DTX4S)

142 walter is correct about one thing, Obama is seen by those that do not believe He has shoved their idealogy fast and hard enough at the people a conservative.

Posted by: willow at February 22, 2012 10:55 AM (TomZ9)

143 I suggest that we have a moron meet up on January 20, 2013 in D.C. to watch theJEF leave.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 22, 2012 10:52 AM (mFxQX)

Genius. I'm in.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2012 10:56 AM (fwARV)

144 <<I've only ever heard of one or two of his "students" (as if Barky could
teach anything to anyone) talk about how he was a cool teacher, or
something to that effect.>>

And that is all you will hear from those that ran across Barky. The Plumbering Joe took asking a simple question showed everyone the cost of crossing the King.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 22, 2012 10:56 AM (tf9Ne)

145 Hell, is there any history of Obama doing anything at all before
becoming a Senator? Seriously, where the hell are investigative
reporters digging up drug dealers, what with the admitted drug use.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:55 AM (VtjlW)

Nope. They're all in Alaska, going through the ex-governor's high school yearbooks.


Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2012 10:57 AM (fwARV)

146 I suggest that we have a moron meet up on January 20, 2013 in D.C. to watch theJEF leave.



Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 22, 2012 10:52 AM (mFxQX)

Genius. I'm in.


If I can swing it, I'm in. I've always wanted to see DC anyway.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:57 AM (8y9MW)

147 My grandfather was a great man, and comparing him to Obama is unfair.

Besides, it was those fuckers Mitchell and Dean that brought Grandpa down.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at February 22, 2012 10:58 AM (kaOJx)

148 If I can swing it, I'm in. I've always wanted to see DC anyway.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:57 AM (8y9MW)

I'm so fucking there. Only live about 50 miles away. What a great idea...

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 10:59 AM (3jGS1)

149 Say, now that you mention it, Obama does spend considerable time talking to us in the dead of night.

It's usually just a flurry of insults, and trash-talk about how he's going to "eff us up" and "show us who's dah suckah emcee."

Posted by: the portraits of Washington and Lincoln at February 22, 2012 10:59 AM (AZGON)

150 i'll go....i went with my husband and kids when gwb beat gore......it was freezing cold....raining and wonderful...........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 22, 2012 10:59 AM (mfbqu)

151 [a href="http://tinyurl.com/7dga338"]How Obama Makes Decisions[/a]

Posted by: baldilocks at February 22, 2012 10:59 AM (T2/zQ)

152
Presidential Trivia

Which president got short-changed by the change in the inauguration date from March 4 to January 20?


Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 10:59 AM (sqkOB)

153 nice obama, My grandfather was a great man, and comparing him to Obama is unfair.

Posted by: corsets at February 22, 2012 11:00 AM (i3EuS)

154 I'm so fucking there. Only live about 50 miles away. What a great idea...

We should find out what time the Obamas are physically leaving the WH, and make sure we're there (with video cameras) to see it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:00 AM (8y9MW)

155
hint: it's a trick question, kinda

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:00 AM (sqkOB)

156 <<I suggest that we have a moron meet up on January 20, 2013 in D.C. to watch theJEF leave.>>

Do they allow drinking on the National Mall? Because it would be cool to set up a jubbotron and watch his departure as a group.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 22, 2012 11:01 AM (tf9Ne)

157 Barky as a cool teacher = no attendance policy;no assigned homework, papers, or projects; no grade less than a B+, and the mid-term and final exam was a 50 question open book True / False exam.


The answer sheet only had one box to check for each question- all of them labeled True.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 11:01 AM (4q5tP)

158 "I wonder what it was like 200 years ago before the internet, the Constitution, the Industrial age..."

Obama, "I'm on it."

Posted by: befuddled at February 22, 2012 11:02 AM (xJU23)

159 >>i went with my husband and kids when gwb beat gore

Did the sensitive celebrate-diversity types throw eggs at you, or just Bush?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 11:02 AM (ZKzrr)

160 We should find out what time the Obamas are physically leaving the WH, and make sure we're there (with video cameras) to see it.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:00 AM (8y9MW) That would be a sight to behold.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 22, 2012 11:02 AM (mFxQX)

161 >>Which president got short-changed by the change in the inauguration date from March 4 to January 20?

FDR.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 11:03 AM (ZKzrr)

162 I am not a crook.

Posted by: Obama at February 22, 2012 11:03 AM (lcwvr)

163 That would be a sight to behold.

Over/Under on number of Sec. Service agents it takes to remove the First Lady?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:04 AM (8y9MW)

164
i'll go....i went with my husband and kids when gwb beat gore......it was freezing cold....raining and wonderful...........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 22, 2012 10:59 AM (mfbqu)


That wasn't rain, it was the bitter, bitter tears of the left. Ah, good times.
(When Obama loses this yearI shall have to bottle the lefty tears for consumption when president Romney signs the Socially Conscious Healthcare Readjustment Act...)

Posted by: Warthog at February 22, 2012 11:04 AM (WDySP)

165
FDR

Judges?

Posted by: Soothsayer Trebek at February 22, 2012 11:04 AM (sqkOB)

166 Hah! Speaking of drug use and the President, I find this story hilarious:

David Cross Admits to Snorting Cocaine at the White House

Link to the Hollywood Reporter: http://tinyurl.com/7zag5jh

The actor confessed to the persistent rumor in an interview in the March issue of Playboy magazine, saying he pulled the stunt while sitting some 65 feet away from President Obama.
"It wasn’t even that much cocaine. It was literally the size of, I don’t know, a tick. It was a tiny granule of coke that I put on my wrist and said, 'Watch this. I need a witness,'" Cross recalled.
"And then I ducked under the table and did it. It wasn’t like I got high," he continued. "The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup. It wasn’t about that. It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president."


What Mr. Cross doesn't realize is if Obama had known he had coke on him, he'd have asked for a hit.

My favorite part of that story? Cross is disappointed in himself because he got his fiancee, Amber Tamblyn (of Joan of Arcadia, among other things), more or less blacklisted from the White House guest list because of his behavior. This of course leads me to several questions:

1) Why was Amber Tamblyn even invited to the White House?
2) Why would Amber Tamblyn ever have reason to believe she'd be invited again?
3) Why would Amber Tamblyn feel the need to marry a self-absorbed coke sniffer?
4) Why wouldn't David Cross have offered some coke to the Prez, who's also done cocaine? That was just impolite if you ask me. I mean, if you're going to disrespect the Presidency anyway and snort cocaine at a White House function, you ought to offer your host a line, too.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:04 AM (4df7R)

167 160
We should find out what time the Obamas are physically leaving the WH, and make sure we're there (with video cameras) to see it.
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:00 AM (8y9MW) That would be a sight to behold.

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 22, 2012 11:02 AM (mFxQX)

They'll probably be carrying bags full of stuff they "liberated" from the WH like ol' Bill and Hill did...

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 11:05 AM (3jGS1)

168 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:04 AM (8y9MW)
Give me twenty....never know how many it will take to subdue a raging Klingon

Posted by: Crowsting,who knows that Obama=SCOAMF at February 22, 2012 11:06 AM (61BD9)

169
Over/Under on number of Sec. Service agents it takes to remove the First Lady?



One of the couples in our supper club has a SIL that is in the SS and he would remove them by himself if necessary

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at February 22, 2012 11:07 AM (mFxQX)

170
the judges will accept your answer

but we would've also accepted "the answer is none because the change occurred at the start of FDR's 2nd term, who eventually died in office during his 4th term, so he was never short-changed by three months."

Posted by: Soothsayer Trebek at February 22, 2012 11:07 AM (sqkOB)

171 Obama is a creepy guy with a creepy logo. It's not about the nation, it's all about his lust for power.

Posted by: whatever at February 22, 2012 11:07 AM (i/wm2)

172 You mooks have it all wrong. Now I only snort the pulverized remains of American souls. Not much of a high, really.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at February 22, 2012 11:07 AM (AZGON)

173 >>It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president.

Join the club, dude.

Posted by: Larry Sinclair at February 22, 2012 11:08 AM (ZKzrr)

174 Istill have a lot of T-shirts left from our Presdent Obama Day celebrations on Monday.I did not sell that many this year, but they are on sale for $59.95 with most of the money going to reelect Presdent Obama and the other part to help Womens Reproductive Health . Please E-mail me at MarClog@hotmail.com to place your order. Also add $12 for shipping and handleing. They are lovely T-shirts with "We loves Presdent Obama" with the Obama Logoon the fromt and "We still hate Bush and want him in jail"on the back. Hurry before they are all gone,I only have 500 left !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleoro", VT at February 22, 2012 11:08 AM (48wze)

175 Hell, is there any history of Obama doing anything
at all before becoming a Senator? Seriously, where the hell are
investigative reporters digging up drug dealers, what with the admitted
drug use.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 10:55 AM


They're where they were in '08 -- nowhere.

And why should anyone bother? The toe-suckers have solidified their meme that President Historic First© is perfect and should be adored, not criticized. Even so-called "conservatives" (I'm talkin' to you, Ed "Poppin' Fresh" Morrissey) just titter about his every unconstitutional move. It's not a felony, it's an "Obamateurism."

Where's the "opposition?" Deciding whether to face him with The Mutt or, if we're really feeling suicidal, The Newt or Sanctimonious Santorum.

During the remainder of the Osama Obama regime, we'll have plenty of opportunity to listen to the Traitor-in-Chief's sycophants singing His praises, and sit by while he continues his America-hating ways. Anyone who thinks he'll be out in '13 is either an incurable optimist or a major fool.

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 22, 2012 11:08 AM (bxE2U)

176 Behold evil: http://fxn.ws/xot0Df

Yes, Sex Offenders (the real ones: not the dude who turned 18 while his GF was still 16) should be candidates for execution.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:08 AM (8y9MW)

177 171 Obama is a creepy guy with a creepy logo. It's not about the nation, it's all about his lust for power.


Posted by: whatever at February 22, 2012 11:07 AM (i/wm2)


I saw a car with not one but TWO "Obama 2012" bumper stickers this morning. I was tempted to call the police and report the driver as a delusional psychotic.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:10 AM (4df7R)

178

His mother was a jackal.

Check his skull for the 666.

Or, alternatively, you could examine his Allen Edmonds for cloven hoof prints.

Posted by: Creepy Brit Priest at February 22, 2012 11:10 AM (gC30A)

179 Mama Winger asks: "Has there been any account by former students of Obama as to what he
taught, how he taught, and whether or not he was any good at it?"

Ummm, yes; I believe there HAS been such an account. Fortunately, I found it and ordered it sealed immediately.

Posted by: POTUS 'blank slate' OBAMA at February 22, 2012 11:11 AM (j+vBZ)

180 Will the Obamas have a little difficulty in remembering that gifts received during his Presidency are the rightful property of the nation and not their personal property?

It'll be papered over as a misunderstanding / de minimis value of the gifts.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 11:11 AM (4q5tP)

181
I was driving behind a car with Maine plates today with a Jon Huntsman '12 sticker.

The first and only I have ever seen.


Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:11 AM (sqkOB)

182 I was driving behind a car with Maine plates today with a Jon Huntsman '12 sticker.

Hey! You located 17% of his support!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:12 AM (8y9MW)

183 We don't need no steenkeeng congress.

Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 22, 2012 11:12 AM (mP3uM)

184 "Wake me when Obamas "crimes" reach the Nixon level. "

Murder good enough for you, troll?

Posted by: Dick Nixon at February 22, 2012 11:13 AM (kaOJx)

185 The first and only I have ever seen.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:11 AM (sqkOB)


If the car was a Volt, the stupidity of that bumper sticker would triple if not quadruple in comic value.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:14 AM (4df7R)

186 >>Wake me when Obamas "crimes" reach the Nixon level.

When did Nixon commit treason? When did Nixon violate the War Powers Act? When did Nixon's wife assume regulatory power over an entire industry?

Speaking of Mrs SCOAMF, I'm going to treat myself to a cheeseburger for lunch today while it's still legal to purchase one without a permit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 11:14 AM (ZKzrr)

187
I don't think I have seen a single Volt on the road.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:15 AM (sqkOB)

188 <<I suggest that we have a moron meet up on January 20, 2013 in D.C. to watch theJEF leave.>>
It will be a joyous occasion, for sure. But it won't be all "unicorns and skittles" as we like to say. It will be this administrations last chance to stir violence in their ranks of occupiers and other malcontents. There will be violence. Anyways, I'm game, count me in!

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 11:15 AM (/Mla1)

189
brb, checkin CNBC...

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:15 AM (sqkOB)

190

Haven't you figured out by now that we all went to work for Eric Holder?

Posted by: Obama's Con Law Students at February 22, 2012 11:15 AM (gC30A)

191 >>I don't think I have seen a single Volt on the road.

I saw one with Michigan plates on the IL Tollway by Waukegan last summer. I'm pretty sure it didn't get that far on electricity.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 11:15 AM (ZKzrr)

192 When SMOD finally crawls out from wherever its been hiding, I'm going to screw it like I mean it. We're gonna take the world tour. No crater will go unviolated, and SMOD WILL swallow............my bitch.

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 11:16 AM (OlN4e)

193 188 Ha! Yoor Stoooopid.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 11:16 AM (4q5tP)

194 "After you have convinced people that you fervently believe your cause to be more important than telling the truth, you've lost the power to convince them of anything else."

(Megan McArdle in the Atlantic re the stolen and likely embellished Heartland Institute documents.)

Thispervasivevalue system among the liberal leftis why those of us who do not look up to the network news as a source of wisdom distrust themso completely.

Posted by: sherlock at February 22, 2012 11:16 AM (s0hlt)

195
and as usual...

"Stocks Trade Flat as EU Concerns Weigh"

EU Concerns = Greece

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:16 AM (sqkOB)

196 Obama is an empty suit!

Posted by: The Wolf at February 22, 2012 11:16 AM (JYYzZ)

197 Wake me when Obamas "crimes" reach the Nixon level.



Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:09 AM (UiVYH)



Barky blew past Nixon, criminally, during his 2008 campaign. The illegal campaign donations (because Barky intentionally turned off the AVS - very illegal stuff given campaign finance law, especially under that insane McShame-Feingold) totaled in the hundreds of millions. Nixon's slush fund was only around half a million, if that. Barky illegally and utterly repulsively held the biggest political rally of his campaign in a foreign fucking nation. Nixon never did anything that came even close to that offense (also illegal, as per tons of campaign law, outside of the core problem with its trouncing of the concept of American sovereignty). Barky should have been tossed in jail the minute he, unfortunately, returned from his Berlin campaign leg. That shit is as politically repulsive as it gets.


Barky also had that great million dollar lie where he was funding the illegal ACORN GOTV criminality. Barky's campaign intentionally lied about that. It was "lighting expenses". Oops!


I could go on and on (even more with that campaign, and then Barky REALLY started shitting all over American law and the Constitution since he's slimed into the office) but I've already given you enough that put Barky past Nixon and that was before Barky was even elected and went on to make a mockery of American law and our Constitution.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 11:17 AM (X3lox)

198 Unicron '12

Posted by: Megatron at February 22, 2012 11:17 AM (niW49)

199 193
>>I don't think I have seen a single Volt on the road.

I saw one with Michigan plates on the IL Tollway by Waukegan last summer. I'm pretty sure it didn't get that far on electricity.


Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 11:15 AM (ZKzrr)

There is one that drives around here with the license plate ELCTRC...
Asshole, I should spit on it from the window of my suburban.

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 11:17 AM (3jGS1)

200 @188 - That is so much concentrated stupid, I'm mildly surprised it didn't reach critical mass.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:18 AM (8y9MW)

201 January 20,2013. Noon. Air Force One flight to Chicago. Moving vans pull away from White House, or what is left of it after their burning and pillaging.

This is my dream.

ABO 2012.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio at February 22, 2012 11:18 AM (baL2B)

202
"Over/Under on number of Sec. Service agents it takes to remove the First Lady?"


I think Moochie will go quietly, but ole Mrs. robinson ain't giving up without a fight.

And if Aunt Zeituni is visiting, they may have to call an exterminator.

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 22, 2012 11:18 AM (gC30A)

203
the cheerleaders at CNBC were all giggly and excited yesterday about reaching levels not seen since 2008!

13K! woo hoo!

We're in the money!

Today we're back to blaming Greece for the market's activity.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:18 AM (sqkOB)

204 I was following a car last week with a Jim Moron (D-drunken douchebag) and a Tim Kaine (D-dorky eyebrow) bumperstickers. I went to some trouble to see what kind of loser douche would drive around with those two stickers on their car (for some perspective the super lib gay guys across the street won't put up a Moran sign). I pulled up next to the guy and saw that it was a libtard loser imperious asswipe City Council member Kerry Donnely. It sorta proved my point that no normal person would put those stickers on--he was only doing it because he's a party guy. heh. I laughed.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 11:18 AM (u50z0)

205 Watergate, as so many have said, does not have a body count.


Fast and Furious on the other hand.......

Is there anything more crimianl than setting your own border agents up to be murdered?

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:20 AM (P6QsQ)

206 Obama and Nixon are both Socialists. The difference is Nixon loved America and Obama hates it.

Posted by: The Wolf at February 22, 2012 11:20 AM (JYYzZ)

207 criminal, even

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:20 AM (P6QsQ)

208 203 Poster has drain bamage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 11:20 AM (4q5tP)

209 We never get a REST from this asshole.

This man is a blood thirsty tyrant. Believe it. He's drunk with power.

It took Hitler.. freakin Hitler 6 years of absolute power before even he started the war in 39.

This man would have us all in camps if he thought he could do it. He HATES half the country, and doesn't even try to hide it.

So last night, we learn that it was us, not the boy-tyrant, who murdered the keystone pipeline. Always like to be corrected on the easy stuff. So he's trying 3-year-old logic now.


Posted by: What a Jerk at February 22, 2012 11:20 AM (bcmD0)

210 Give me twenty....never know how many it will take to subdue a raging Klingon

Only 20?

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 11:20 AM (u50z0)

211 My only question: is Obama criminally incompetent or incompetently criminal?

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at February 22, 2012 11:20 AM (Jj7w6)

212 Are we rid of Greg on this thread?

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 11:21 AM (u50z0)

213 212
#2

There ya go. Let that paranoia get some air. Allow it to blossom.

Shhhh...We may "reschedule" the election if it benefits us.

Its easy to create the need. What event do you think will cause the elections delay?

We want your guns.

Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:20 AM (UiVYH)

Hey ass sniffer, don't you have a glory hole to service?

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 11:21 AM (3jGS1)

214
there's a jerkoff in MA who drives a Prius with EARTH as his plates

I happened to see the guy once as we both walked into store at the same time. He's very tall, thin, and he was wearing black spandex pants.

Complete tool.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:21 AM (sqkOB)

215 "grabbing the low-hanging fruit."
What else am I gonna do on aweekday?

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 22, 2012 11:21 AM (BrQrN)

216 Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 11:20 AM (u50z0)

So we should put you down for the "Over?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:22 AM (8y9MW)

217 216
Are we rid of Greg on this thread?

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 11:21 AM (u50z0)

No, Greg is the herpes sore of trolls. Jock itch with a computer. Athlete's foot with an IP. You get the point.

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at February 22, 2012 11:22 AM (RD7QR)

218 Saw a car with a "Vermin Supreme '12" bumper sticker here in MA yesterday. I've ordered mine.

Getting a t-shirt, too. The slogan and logo are too good to pass up.

"Vermin Supreme -- Riding our Ponies Into the Future."

Verm's "Brush Your Teeth -- it's the Law" sticker is cool, too.

Might as well laugh as we circle the drain....

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 22, 2012 11:22 AM (bxE2U)

219 #203 you do know that all Muslim sleeper agents are bumbling idiots right?

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at February 22, 2012 11:23 AM (Kzpaz)

220 The toe-suckers have solidified their meme that President Historic First© is perfect and should be adored, not criticized.

Dick Morris has gone over?

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 11:23 AM (u50z0)

221 Whats this? A brand new piss weak troll to slap the rat pills out of?

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 11:23 AM (OlN4e)

222 January 20, 2013. Midnight. There is a loud knocking at the front door to the White House. When it is opened by a sleepy Obama (because the staff are all drunk from partying over his inevitable exit and therefore incapacitated), he is faced by a resurgent Dick Cheney, who is lit from behind by a dozen floodlights with bulbs the color of hellfire. As the puny Obama cowers in terror, the mighty Cheney slaps a post-it note backed with Crazy Glue onto Teh Fallen Won's forehead.

"I'm the Sheriff, Barack," the booming voice of the War Cock will proclaim, "and I'm here to tell you: You're Evicted."

This is my dream.

ABO 2012.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:24 AM (4df7R)

223 222
217

good one. Now, go clean your room. Mom will be home soon.

Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:22 AM (UiVYH)

Project much cockholster??

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 11:24 AM (3jGS1)

224 Obama did not kill any agents.

Literate much? The comment was "Is there anything more crimianl than setting your own border agents up to be murdered?" I was unaware that there was any dispute that guns from FF were used in the slaughter of Brian Terry. There was no statement that Obama himself pulled the trigger.

Of course, you probably think that the Onion article discussing the difficulties the MFM would have in reporting Obama's ritualistic murders is a fine discussion of theproblemsregarding appropriatescope of coveragethat would arise in such a situation.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:25 AM (VtjlW)

225 My only question: is Obama criminally incompetent or incompetently criminal?
---
Intentionally criminal and incompetent (fortunately, or it would all be worse).

Posted by: RioBravo at February 22, 2012 11:25 AM (eEfYn)

226 Whats this? A brand new piss weak troll to slap the rat pills out of?

It's been around for the last few weeks.
It hasn't been this annoying, though. It must have been promoted by Mr. Axelturf to Sr. Troll.

That gets you a raise from probed colon to filled mouth.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:26 AM (8y9MW)

227 233
229

Nice work there. Do you act tough when you are facing an enemy? Nah,
you are a coward just llike all the others here. Go spend your money on
ammo. Ya gonna need it.

Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:25 AM (UiVYH)

You're a real internet tough guy pindick.

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 11:27 AM (3jGS1)

228 Obama did not kill any agents.


Then he didn't kill Bin Laden either.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 11:27 AM (u50z0)

229 Did walter leave already?


I was just getting warmed up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:27 AM (UOM48)

230 is Obama criminally incompetent or incompetently criminal?

Trick question -- he's all of the above.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 22, 2012 11:27 AM (2aiCg)

231 Like Nixon he has a festering scandal that will bring him down; Fast and Furious is not going to go away, and in particular Gangwalker is really not going to go away.

Posted by: An Observation at February 22, 2012 11:27 AM (ylhEn)

232 Hey Obamacare! On election night, when your Zero is shown the exit and your sitting in a warm tub with a razor blade and some sleeping pills, will you post live video on the web so we can enjoy your experience?

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 11:27 AM (OlN4e)

233
I had no doubt Obama was an evil rotten cocksucker when, on January 20, 2009, I saw Rahm Emmanuel did not care if everyone saw him disrespect President Bush and Mrs Bush with that stupid childish hand gesture.

Remember that?

For that alone, Rahm should've paid dearly. But we are the Pussy Party.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:27 AM (sqkOB)

234
A do nothing congress on Zero's agenda is progress.

Posted by: Jimmah at February 22, 2012 11:27 AM (845uI)

235 Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:24 AM (UiVYH)

And your type will continue to hate this country. Maybe Cuba or Venezuela with their despots would be a suitable relocation spot after your SCOAMF loses in November.

Posted by: Crowsting,who knows that Obama=SCOAMF at February 22, 2012 11:27 AM (61BD9)

236
Go spend your money on ammo. Ya gonna need it.

Oh, if only...

Posted by: Wodeshed at February 22, 2012 11:28 AM (v/itI)

237 Obama did not kill any agents.



Then tell Barky. He claims he killed bin laden, so by his own reasoning he killed Brian Terry and a whole bunch of others. FastFurious clearly was known all the way to the top. Every single one of those pricks needs to be wearing an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 11:28 AM (X3lox)

238 Go spend your money on ammo. Ya gonna need it.

Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:25 AM





Why, that sound almost threatening.

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:28 AM (P6QsQ)

239 Nice work there. Do you act tough when you are facing an enemy? Nah, you are a coward just llike all the others here. Go spend your money on ammo. Ya gonna need it.
Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:25 AM (UiVYH)


Believe me, asshole. I'm gonna enjoy that day a lot more than you will.

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 11:29 AM (OlN4e)

240 6 Just call him Lord Marshall and get it over with.
Posted by: EC at February 22, 2012 09:54 AM (GQ8sn)

That's Lord High Marshal to you, bitter clinger!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 22, 2012 11:30 AM (v+QvA)

241 I saw a smug Prius driver not long ago (aside from a nephew-in-law) with the obligatory Coexist sticker and a Peace sticker.


Sure enough, he was wearing a cool little goatee and a beret.


I love to pull up next to these people in the husband's SUV and smile. An evil smile.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:30 AM (UOM48)

242 @ 233 Nice work there. Do you act tough when you are facing an enemy? Nah, you are a coward just llike all the others here. Go spend your money on ammo. Ya gonna need it.

Wow, I've never seen anyone type with their rectum before.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 22, 2012 11:31 AM (+inic)

243 Sure enough, he was wearing a cool little goatee and a beret.

Hey! No hating on goatees.

Actually- check that. Mine is technically a Van Dyke. Proceed.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:31 AM (8y9MW)

244 Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:25 AM
So which local branch of the Obama Sturmabteilung are you are a member of?

Posted by: Crowsting,who knows that Obama=SCOAMF at February 22, 2012 11:31 AM (61BD9)

245 Its a conspiracy I tell you! Only the truly attentive can see the connections! The murikan people is so dumb. They dont see that murika will be destroyed in 4 years. Obama is a bumbling idiot. No, hes a clever muslim sleeper agent. I cant decide. 4 more years.
Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:18 AM (UiVYH)



Replace 'Obama' with 'Dubya' in that post, and you've perfect encapsulated the left's Bush Derangement Syndrome that we suffered through for eight years. the only difference being that Obama really WILL destroy this country. And you, as one of the useless dregs of society, will be among the first in the camps to be re-educated into something more valuable than an illiterate scold. They'll make you an illiterate DRONE. Much more useful to the Socialist Utopia.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:31 AM (4df7R)

246 For that alone, Rahm should've paid dearly. But we are the Pussy Party.


Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:27 AM (sqkOB)


That's an understatement. Barky's friggin Senate seat was up for auction (and it is offensive to claim that Barky didn't know the whole situation, as Barky has his grubby little fingers all over that sort of political stuff) and we still let him just skate through untouched and the retard who finally got the appointment to Barky's seat was allowed in, even as it became CLEAR AND OBVIOUS that he had perjured himself to get into the Senate. We let that slide, too. He was black. Can't have riots.

That's when it was too clear that the ochlocracy was upon us. We haven't had anything resembling a rule of law since. But, we do have empathy now accepted as a legitimate main nominating trait for a judge or justice. Yay!

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 11:32 AM (X3lox)

247 Why, that sound almost threatening.


Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:28 AM (P6QsQ)

It's getting frustrated, mama. They're all going to get increasingly threatening, and probably violent, as their messiah swirls faster and faster down the drain. It should be epic on Election Day, and I intend to have mucho pudding on hand to sploosh my nuts in celebration.

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at February 22, 2012 11:32 AM (RD7QR)

248 Holder's story is so implausible and convoluted, he's got to be having trouble keeping his lies straight at this point during ad-hoc questioning. The smallest lapse in concentration will have him obviously perjuring himself.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 22, 2012 11:32 AM (2aiCg)

249 wow......i could take you blindfolded and hog tied.......you loser......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 22, 2012 11:32 AM (mfbqu)

250 253
248

Did I hurt your sensitive fee fees?

Youve been threatened online? Not really. When we come to "chat", you wont need your guns anymore.

Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:30 AM (UiVYH)



You little Obamabot douchebags are feeling all frisky now, aren't you. Get over to your nearest Occutard encampment. Those women won't rape themselves. Useless tool.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:33 AM (UOM48)

251 >> Did I hurt your sensitive fee fees?




Clearly, you and I have never met.

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:33 AM (P6QsQ)

252 Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012

Jeebus Crisco...at last, a troll who smells worse than cat pee!

Posted by: MrScribbler at February 22, 2012 11:33 AM (bxE2U)

253 Insert low-hanging fruit joke here.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 22, 2012 10:24 AM (z/Nqu)
Me!

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at February 22, 2012 11:33 AM (DrWcr)

254 Breitbart about to detail how to "Swift Boat" and "TANG memo" Media Matters. On Dennis Miller Radio, available streaming. So far he's had a great show.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 22, 2012 11:34 AM (hiMsy)

255 Obama2012 probably has never donated to charity but wants you to distribute your wealth, thinks that the death penalty is an abomination but abortion is a right, thinks the 2nd amendment doesn't mean what it says but is certain that the Constitution says that gay marriage is a right though it's not written, believes war is always wrong except when it's called a kinetic military action and that torture is wrong unless it's a partial birth abortion.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at February 22, 2012 11:34 AM (Kzpaz)

256 Jeeze, I admit I do ache for the day the socialists are held accountable. There won't be enough rope, lightpoles, or trees.

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 11:35 AM (OlN4e)

257
November 6, 2012
Not Revenge, A Reckoning



Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:35 AM (sqkOB)

258 265
244

You figured me out. I hate this country because I dont believe the
silly shit you believe. That makes me a hater of the US. Count me in.
Your beliefs are clownish, delusional and paranoid. Seek help.

Coming to visit after the election. We can review your online activity and assess your situation.

Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:33 AM (UiVYH)



Oh good. Our son will be on leave from the Marines. He'd dearly love to meet you, you limp-wristed prissy 'tard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:36 AM (UOM48)

259 I picked a bad day to give up cursing.

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:36 AM (P6QsQ)

260
Hubris -> Nemesis -> Catharsis Posted by: Purple Avenger


Interesting arrangement.

Why not the usual arete, hubris, ate, nemesis?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2012 11:36 AM (9Hw3U)

261 Paranoia and delusion on parade for all to see.
Please provide links showing that the guns used to kill Agent Terry were not from FF. I can provide several saying they were. It is not delusional to believe that Agent Terry was killed by those using guns from FF when, in fact, he was killed by those using guns from FF.
For you, The Onion isnt satire. Its real.

Seriously? Seriously? I threw out a reference that I thought was blazingly obvious that was not real and turn around and claim I think it is? Alrighty then.

You know, you aren't worth being stomped.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:37 AM (VtjlW)

262 I used to defend Nixon, but then I realized he was actually part of the problem. He kept giving into liberals over pretty much everything--Vietnam, the environment, China, health care, government activism, etc. In the end, it only made them more deranged and determined to destroy him.

Posted by: Chris at February 22, 2012 11:37 AM (XGZYX)

263 Chris.

Nixon was a Leftist like Bush was.

Posted by: The Wolf at February 22, 2012 11:38 AM (OxI/Y)

264 273
I picked a bad day to give up cursing.


Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:36 AM (P6QsQ)


Got ya covered.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:38 AM (UOM48)

265 270 Jeeze, I admit I do ache for the day the socialists are held accountable. There won't be enough rope, lightpoles, or trees.

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 11:35 AM (OlN4e)


That would work for the skinny pussies, but what about the lumbering landbeasts? They'd snap every tree branch and bend every lamppost.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:38 AM (4df7R)

266 Thanks Jane. I'm glad you've got my back.

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:39 AM (P6QsQ)

267 Trolling is some sort of mental disorder that I will never understand. I don't have the time or inclination to go to a site that is 180 my political philosophy and drop turds into whatever discussion they are having day after day after day. And I imagine most sane people don't either.


Mental disorder....no other explanation.

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 11:39 AM (X6akg)

268 268 It is trying to reach the next level in trolling posts rewards from its sponsor. With 2,500 posts, it gets to be surgically cut out of the human centipede chain and start it's own "downline."

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 11:39 AM (4q5tP)

269 Jane D'oh... love it!

Posted by: the hobbit fomerly known as Donna at February 22, 2012 11:39 AM (qmF3d)

270 That would work for the skinny pussies, but what about the lumbering landbeasts? They'd snap every tree branch and bend every lamppost.
Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:38 AM (4df7R)


For them, the Iranian accommodation.

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 11:39 AM (OlN4e)

271 That would work for the skinny pussies, but what about the lumbering
landbeasts? They'd snap every tree branch and bend every lamppost.


If we're talking post execution example making (treason is a Capitol Offense, after all) I've always been a fan of heads on spikes. Much less weight.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:40 AM (8y9MW)

272

“…he
was wearing a cool little goatee and a beret.”

Posted by: Jane
D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:30 AM (UOM4



If I ever pulled
up to a light and had someone like that next to me, I would pull him out of the
car, bend him over the hood and fuck him while he cried like a little
girl.



It’s a Viking
thing.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2012 11:40 AM (FdndL)

273 i haven't said one swear word today....i've said about 100..............

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 22, 2012 11:40 AM (mfbqu)

274 Damn, I missed a good troll pummeling.

Posted by: Jimmah at February 22, 2012 11:40 AM (845uI)

275 @ 281 Trolling is some sort of mental disorder that I will never understand. I don't have the time or inclination to go to a site that is 180 my political philosophy and drop turds into whatever discussion they are having day after day after day. And I imagine most sane people don't either.


I agree. Personally, I'd much rather go onto a site and screech hysterically about candidates and voters who agree with me 90% of the time.

Posted by: Libertarian Concern Troll at February 22, 2012 11:40 AM (+inic)

276 Thor's Angels

Posted by: Zakn at February 22, 2012 11:40 AM (zyaZ1)

277 Projection is an interesting thing. I think the libs just recognized in Nixon (who wasn't a conservative but wasn't really a lib either) that he wasn't bound by the moral constraints of a conservative politician and they knew what he could do if he wanted.

I could be wrong, but my understanding of Nixon's sins vis-a-vis the IRS, etc. were fairly common practice under JFK and LBJ although I guess less blatant or, at least, less well-exposed. As we've seen, wholesale 19th-century-style corruption isn't a big deal as long as a Democrat does it.

Here's the interesting thing to me, though. We have this whole dustup with contraception mandates and Santorum -- a devout Catholic and not shy with his desire to implement such beliefs into policy -- stands a small chance of being president. Very small, but there it is.

And the liberals are not the least bit afraid that conservatives will use the same Obamacare mandate power that they use to force us all to pay for contraceptives to ban contraceptives.

Shouldn't they be afraid of that?

Posted by: AmishDude at February 22, 2012 11:40 AM (T0NGe)

278 Over/Under on number of Sec. Service agents it takes to remove the First Lady?
Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:04 AM (8y9MW)

With or without heavy construction equipment?

Posted by: Insomniac at February 22, 2012 11:41 AM (v+QvA)

279 Mental disorder....no other explanation.

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 11:39 AM (X6akg)


It really is. They're so desperate for attention, for someone to validate their existence, that they'll subject themselves to vitriolic rage just for the opportunity to feel SOMETHING other than their own crippling inferiority. It's sad, really.

I'd pity them if I gave a fuck about their useless lives.

(Yeah, mama winger, I've gotcha covered on the cursing, too. )

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:41 AM (4df7R)

280

What’s up with the line breaks?



I feel so…infected.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2012 11:41 AM (FdndL)

281 276
I used to defend Nixon, but then I realized he was actually part of the
problem. He kept giving into liberals over pretty much
everything--Vietnam, the environment, China, health care, government
activism, etc. In the end, it only made them more deranged and
determined to destroy him.

Posted by: Chris at February 22, 2012 11:37 AM (XGZYX)

He was an Eisenhower Republican, which was liberal lite. They truly believed that limited state-business partnerships, benevolent government, and loads of good intentions would make things hunky-dory. The only difference between the Eisenhower Republicans and the Democrats was that the New Left took over the Democrats and they hearted them some communism, which made Nixon the devil.

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at February 22, 2012 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

282 46
I have never seen so many trolls before noon. It's an infestation.


Posted by: Tami



I fear the only way to clear out the infestation is to bomb the blog with Valtrex.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:42 AM (iYbLN)

283 "Mental disorder....no other explanation."

I think it's simply that they are posers. A true leftist wouldn't HAVE to post and wouldn't bother. A true progressive would never insert the dark threats. The true believers just shake their heads and move on.

The trolls that post aren't true believers. They likely don't even believe what they're spewing. It's all about causing a reaction. Bully stuff straight out of elementary school.

Posted by: Dr. Ruth at February 22, 2012 11:42 AM (niW49)

284 A wild Vermin Supreme swooped down and bit my horses' teeth! Right after I brushed them.

Posted by: Sol Rosenberg has a little emergency at February 22, 2012 11:42 AM (sE+tD)

285 Mental disorder....no other explanation.

It's simple. Attention whoring. There's a reason don't feed the trolls is one of the few internet constants.



Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:43 AM (VtjlW)

286 270 Jeeze, I admit I do ache for the day the socialists are held accountable. There won't be enough rope, lightpoles, or trees.

I thought that was 1989. But as Jonah Goldberg points out, that mentality is part of human DNA. The belief that utopia can be managed on earth is tempting, especially to those who think themselves to be smarter and more accomplished.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 22, 2012 11:43 AM (T0NGe)

287
The Left has many useful idiots at their disposal.

They have:

The Victims
The Agitators
The Mob
The Perpetually Offended

They function like gears in a machine. Think aboot it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:43 AM (sqkOB)

288 I'm not certain Congress can get anything done before the lame duck session after the election. Chances of a budget are slim. There's little sign the Senate will confirm appointees. Finally, the entire House will be campaigning all year. I bet Congress doesn't work sixty days between now and the election. During this time, the business of government will grind on, with or without Congress. Not an encouraging prospect.

Posted by: Jordan at February 22, 2012 11:43 AM (RSG1I)

289 Damn, I missed a good troll pummeling.

Naa. It wasn't that good a troll.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:43 AM (8y9MW)

290 alexthechick is in charge of alextopia.


I'll gladly be in charge of the camps for trolls, Obamabots and other useful idiots.


I'll call it Camp D'oh. I'll accept ideas for appropriate punishments.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:44 AM (UOM48)

291 Its nice for a change to not have a Republican bashing thread this morning. It was getting a bit old and stale and truly fucking annoying when we should be pummeling SCOAMF.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:44 AM (iYbLN)

292
Worst President ever. Nice pic of the petty tyrant. Look at those jowls.

Nixon doesn't look so hot either.

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 22, 2012 11:44 AM (SqRG4)

293 The only thing worse than some shit eating troll is one that thinks it has something to say.
Go fuck yourself dickless, long winded, low grade scumbag. Nobody is going to read the ravings of an imbecile.

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 11:44 AM (OlN4e)

294 OT but color me shocked that raising the tax rate results in lower tax collections.


http://tinyurl.com/6uce2yr

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 11:44 AM (3jGS1)

295 Posted by: Jordan at February 22, 2012 11:43 AM

Hi Jordan. Is the Texas Legislature still in session?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2012 11:45 AM (9Hw3U)

296
294 Face it. You are a small, vocal, smelly faction of the republicanT party. You are tools of the party establishment. You feel used. You are pissed. You blame everyone but yourselves. You are intellectually lazy and prone to flights of fancy. You believe, regardless of facts, every bad thing you hear about people whom you dislike or distrust. You have infected the gop and the sickness will be cause for your candidates crushing defeat in November. Yet you will blame others. You will dream up issues like voter intimidation andvoter fraud to excuse the crushing defeat. You will blame your party for not being conservativeenough. You will lament the lack of good candidates, never once realizing that its you, the radicals of the gop, who ran off any reasonable, electable candidates. Yes, its you who cost your party the election. Live with it. 4 more years.

Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:41 AM (UiVYH)



Oh, honey. Projection is your middle name, isn't it? How cute! I just want to pinch your chubby cheeks and call your mama down from the kitchen to tell her what a peach her basement-dwelling offspring has grown into!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:45 AM (4df7R)

297 294
Face it. You are a small, vocal, smelly faction of the republicanT
party. You are tools of the party establishment. You feel used. You are
pissed. You blame everyone but yourselves. You are intellectually lazy
and prone to flights of fancy. You believe, regardless of facts, every
bad thing you hear about people whom you dislike or distrust. You have
infected the gop and the sickness will be cause for your candidates
crushing defeat in November. Yet you will blame others. You will dream
up issues like voter intimidation andvoter fraud to excuse the crushing
defeat. You will blame your party for not being conservativeenough. You
will lament the lack of good candidates, never once realizing that its
you, the radicals of the gop, who ran off any reasonable, electable
candidates. Yes, its you who cost your party the election. Live with it.

4 more years.



Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:41 AM (UiVYH)

If this is the case, why are you wasting your time here?

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at February 22, 2012 11:45 AM (RD7QR)

298 Been lurking awhile. New troll? Jane.....you're clear to target.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 11:45 AM (0mlnt)

299 OT but color me shocked that raising the tax rate results in lower tax collections.

Hedgehog,

Its as if they have no economic experience or 100+ years of history to learn from.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:46 AM (iYbLN)

300
Here we have an Agitator.

It is pushing your buttons. It's partner, the Observer, is waiting for one of you write something "offensive" or threatening so this whole episode can be turned against you.

The trap is set. Soon you'll be finding yourself on the defensive.

It's a set up. They do it here; they do it everywhere.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 22, 2012 11:46 AM (sqkOB)

301 Nobody is going to read the ravings of an imbecile.

Well, except to mock and laugh.
There's that.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:46 AM (8y9MW)

302 313
Been lurking awhile. New troll? Jane.....you're clear to target.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 11:45 AM (0mlnt)


On it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:46 AM (UOM48)

303 Soon you'll be finding yourself on the defensive.

Do you read the same blog I do? Because I don't recall any of the commenters currently engaged in troll-bashing ever going on the defensive. Ever. Even when it might have been justified.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:47 AM (8y9MW)

304 To Obama2012: Watergate didn't have a body count.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:48 AM (iYbLN)

305 HAH! I knew I knew that hashtag, Soona!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:48 AM (4df7R)

306
302
The Left has many useful idiots at their disposal.

They have:

The Victims
The Agitators
The Mob
The Perpetually Offended
---
OPM wise:
The Generous Benefactor.

Posted by: Jimmah at February 22, 2012 11:48 AM (845uI)

307 318
Actually, after reading the trolls comments, he makes some sense. Try poening your minds to differing opinions.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 11:47 AM (UiVYH)

Nice try dumbass (UiVYH)

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 11:48 AM (3jGS1)

308 I'll gladly be in charge of the camps for trolls, Obamabots and other useful idiots.I'll call it Camp D'oh. I'll accept ideas for appropriate punishments.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:44 AM (UOM4

-------------------------------------

I think the worst possible punishment for these POS's is to have them work for their food and shelter.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 11:48 AM (0mlnt)

309 I have never seen so many trolls before noon.

I think the Obama campaign has started up. These must be the pros. (Well, they get paid. Probably less than minimum wage, too.)

Posted by: AmishDude at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (T0NGe)

310 Or not... Hmm... who is it!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (4df7R)

311 Oh how cute....the troll is using other people's nics. How very clever he/she/it is.



See.....mental disorder.

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (X6akg)

312 Soona,
Someone is socking you. Bannable offense.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (iYbLN)

313
.... I guess that makes soona an "above average joe"....

***rimshot***

Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (C8hzL)

314 322
We promise to ban anyone who has an opinion that differs from your carefully crafted delsuions.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:48 AM (UiVYH)


Knock it off.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (UOM48)

315 Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 11:47 AM (UiVYH)

Hash fail. Now you done it.

Posted by: Herman Cain at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (7t3Uz)

316 Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:41 AM (UiVYH)

Thanks to the asshole you elected:
1. Brian Terry's family no longer has a son, a father, a brother to have in their life.
2. Many families on the Mexico-US borders are dealing with that same issue.
3. There is no rule of law in this nation - it's rule by the laws of Chicago politics.
4. People of faith are constantly belittled, insulted, and demeaned.
5. We've effectively abandoned the fight against Islamofacism - in our non-support of Israel, and our giveups of Iraq and Afghanistan.
How can you be proud of any of this you douchebag?

Posted by: Crowsting,who knows that Obama=SCOAMF at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (61BD9)

317 I'll gladly be in charge of the camps for trolls, Obamabots and other useful idiots.
I'll call it Camp D'oh. I'll accept ideas for appropriate punishments.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:44 AM (UOM4

Well someone has to work the pigshit and chickenshit into fuel to power the compound. Somehow, seems appropriate to match them up.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (4q5tP)

318 It doesn't consider this "trolling". It considers itself a legitimate part of Obama's campaign team. It's dedication to Obama borders on worship, and it will help out however it sees fit. It would love a job knocking on doors or cold calling people eating dinner, but for now it is satisfied in just "spreading the word" on blogs and comment sections. It even uses "Obama2012" as it's tag. How fucking pathetic is that?

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (/Mla1)

319 er, sock off

Posted by: blue star at February 22, 2012 11:49 AM (7t3Uz)

320 but color me shocked that raising the tax rate results in lower tax collections. http://tinyurl.com/6uce2yr

Laffer is laughing.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 22, 2012 11:50 AM (T0NGe)

321 Gee, it's almost as if tolerating trolls leads to more trolls...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2012 11:50 AM (9Hw3U)

322 On a completely, utterly and totally unrelated sidenote, I am ready to throw my phone against a wall. "Your call is very important to us," my ass.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 22, 2012 11:50 AM (4df7R)

323 My mind! My mind is Poened!!!!!!!!!!111!!


Posted by: Buck_Nekid at February 22, 2012 11:50 AM (pVvkk)

324 Why wouldn't the troll use other people's nics. Its not so very different from sucking other people's dicks down at the bathhouse.

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 11:50 AM (OlN4e)

325 MPFS, I'm stealing that.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 11:50 AM (Iyg03)

326 338
Obama caused the financial meltdown in order to give money to the banks. No matter that was started by bush.

I cant live in a soshulist country. Thats why Im leaving because Im afraid.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:50 AM (UiVYH)

Okay shit for brains. At least have the balls to show yourself assbag.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:51 AM (iYbLN)

327 I guess the Obama troll is so super smart it didn't realize it carried a hash tag ID.

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:51 AM (P6QsQ)

328 Dear (UiVYH),

One of the things that can get you banned at AoSHQ is to sockpuppet known posters or people who might post (like fairly well-known bloggers). Sockpuppetting Joe Biden to make some inane point is OK.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 22, 2012 11:51 AM (T0NGe)

329 Actually, after reading the trolls comments, he makes some sense. Try poening your minds to differing opinions.
Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 11:47 AM (UiVYH)

------------------------------------

I'm hoping everyone realizes that that was not my post. I don't know if he/she has already tried this on anyone else yet.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 11:51 AM (0mlnt)

330 I happy their are so many people on this site that supports Presdent Obama. This makes me feel that their is hope for thos county !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleoro, VT at February 22, 2012 11:52 AM (48wze)

331

Somebody run
and wake up Ace. Rush is coming on in few
minutes and I’d hate to have him miss any of it.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2012 11:52 AM (FdndL)

332 Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:50 AM (UiVYH)

Alright, folks, time to do some hash checking.
Cob-loggers, please put a stop to this.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:52 AM (8y9MW)

333 The troll has been beaten to a pulp and now is on a kamikaze mission.

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at February 22, 2012 11:52 AM (Kzpaz)

334 Isn't using people's nics a bannable offense?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:52 AM (UOM48)

335 There ya go. Let that paranoia get some air. Allow it to blossom.

Shhhh...We may "reschedule" the election if it benefits us.

Its easy to create the need. What event do you think will cause the elections delay?

We want your guns.

Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:20 AM (UiVYH

This coming from the same paranoid, frothing at the mouth assholes who said that Bush was going to suspend the 2008 elections, enforce martial law and Dick Cheney had a secret Haliburton army ready to take over the country.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2012 11:53 AM (1Jaio)

336 Back when I was always proud of my country:

Feb 22nd:
The US hockey team made the "Miracle on Ice." (1980)
On this day, the US Olympic Hockey team had a major surprise victory
over the USSR's team at the Winter Olympics, and two days later won the
gold medal for ice hockey. It is remembered by many as one of the high
points of American participation in the Olympics.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2012 11:53 AM (r+9M6)

337 Clean up on aisle 344.
Bring the bug bomb.

hash tag UiVYH


Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:54 AM (iYbLN)

338 338
Obama caused the financial meltdown in order to give money to the banks. No matter that was started by bush.

I cant live in a soshulist country. Thats why Im leaving because Im afraid.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:50 AM (UiVYH)

Alright fucknut, socking actual posters is a bannable offense. Why are you hiding little man?

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 11:54 AM (3jGS1)

339 UiVYH socked yinzer to make him appear racist...

Bannable?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2012 11:54 AM (fwARV)

340 Where's the damned ban-hammer when you need it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:54 AM (UOM48)

341 Re: numerous comments
-------
1. Obama did not say he killed bin Ladin. He approved the killing. He tried to imply he killed bin Ladin. His supporters seem to believe he killed bin Ladin.
2. Obama did not kill any U.S. agents in Mexico.
3. His policies did not 'kill' any U.S. agents in Mexico.
4. Obama authorized the sale of weapons to drug dealers in Mexico. (somewhat similar to sales of TOW missiles to Iran, no?)
5. U.S. agents were not recently 'slaughtered' in Mexico. They were 'killed' or 'murdered'.
6. Obama authorized the sale of weapons to drug dealers in Mexico to obtain ammunition to use to ban gun sales in the United States.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 22, 2012 11:55 AM (eEfYn)

342 Bannable?

Yes. And if Ace or one of the Cob-Loggers were paying attention, it would already have been squashed.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 11:55 AM (8y9MW)

343 Now he's so stupid he is openly admitting to stealing IDs. The smart is not strong with this one.

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:55 AM (P6QsQ)

344 The idiot troll has also socked me.


Ban the idiot already.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:55 AM (UOM48)

345 It's resorting to the race card. It's getting desperate.

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 11:55 AM (/Mla1)

346 Isn't using people's nics a bannable offense?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 11:52 AM (UOM4


It appears the only people that get banned around here are those that are unlucky enough to be around when some asshole goes ape shit on the blog with html.

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 11:56 AM (X6akg)

347 I sent the ewok an email.

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 11:56 AM (3jGS1)

348 (UiVYH)
are you in the school library?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 22, 2012 11:56 AM (mfbqu)

349 UiVYH, please come upstairs. Mommy can't reach everywhere, even with a rag on a stick.

Posted by: UiVYH's Mommy at February 22, 2012 11:56 AM (4q5tP)

350 356
343,

Ha! I wrote that.

Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:53 AM (UiVYH)

Then you've committed a bannable offense.

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at February 22, 2012 11:56 AM (RD7QR)

351 Alright fucknut, socking actual posters is a bannable offense. Why are you hiding little man?


Posted by: Hedgehog

Either a teeny, tiny little dick or a vagina you could drive a Kenworth through.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:56 AM (iYbLN)

352 All letards are racist, and # 360 is more proof.

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 11:56 AM (OlN4e)

353 I've never actually been on a thread when the ban-hammer dropped.

Oh please, oh please, oh please!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2012 11:56 AM (fwARV)

354 If the troll socked me, I'd sock him right back!

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 22, 2012 11:56 AM (+inic)

355 Obama will attack Iran at just the right time to ensure his electability. Obama is putting his personal agenda ahead of our security, and the security of the world. rdbrewer said it best: He is truly creepy.

Posted by: Alan R at February 22, 2012 11:57 AM (jTTPl)

356 Making racist remarks under someone else's name? Killgore Trout - is that you?

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 11:57 AM (P6QsQ)

357 Prepare for the troll invasion.

It's an Axelrod/Soros production.

Remember before the 2008 and 2010 elections?

Trolls and "Concerned Christian Conservatives" everywhere, in every post, especially those which were on point about the Child God Obama.

It's sad of course but these are the best jobs these libtards can get.

Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2012 11:57 AM (XBdI0)

358 Clean up on 366.

This time bring the shotgun and lye.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:57 AM (iYbLN)

359 Mollie Hemingway over at Ricochet raises a good point about the timing of this debate. Why choose Ash Wednesday?

Posted by: Y-not still for Newt at February 22, 2012 11:57 AM (5H6zj)

360 Excuse me, my bad 360 NOT 366.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 11:58 AM (iYbLN)

361 " Back when I was always proud of my country:
Feb 22nd:
The US hockey team made the "Miracle on Ice." (1980)
"

Awww shit. Now there's a Jimmy Carter troll too!

Posted by: Jordan at February 22, 2012 11:58 AM (RSG1I)

362 Prepare for the troll invasion.

I lurk WAY more than I post, but I'd be up for repelling.


Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2012 11:58 AM (fwARV)

363 376 rdbrewer said it best: He is truly creepy.
----
Yes. Creepy is a very polite description.

Posted by: RioBravo at February 22, 2012 11:58 AM (eEfYn)

364 People...People...Presdent Obama does not want all this fighting. He is a uniter and not a divider. Please lets all get behind our presdent and support him so that we are all equal. My shirts for sale would help a lot of people to come down !!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleoro, VT at February 22, 2012 11:58 AM (48wze)

365 One big difference between the two is that Nixon was a political animal while Barry is social climber.

Political animals tend to be skilled and competent because they have to fight for every scrap of status.

Social climbers are typically effete once in power because they never had to do anything besides pretend to power.

The downfall of the political animal is paranoia. They are afraid that people are out to get them (and they are usually right) and so they develop a hyper vigilance that messes with their perspective and sends them down the rabbit hole of micromanaging every situation, a la Watergate.

The downfall of the social climber is vanity. They spent their whole career cultivating a court without feeling the need to acquire usable skills. Eventually they are exposed as a fraud.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 22, 2012 11:58 AM (N/1Dm)

366 Hurry UiVYH, mommy's dingleberries are itching her goddess garden.

Posted by: UiVYH's Mommy at February 22, 2012 11:59 AM (4q5tP)

367 Feb 22nd:The US hockey team made the "Miracle on Ice." (1980) On this day, the US Olympic Hockey team had a major surprise victory over the USSR's team at the Winter Olympics, and two days later won the gold medal for ice hockey. It is remembered by many as one of the high points of American participation in the Olympics.
I remember that. That was quite the game!

Posted by: Julie at February 22, 2012 11:59 AM (O/fK8)

368
Does my trolling help hide the fact that I'm a loser?


Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 11:59 AM (sqkOB)

369 You got me, I hate America. Long live the OWS!!!!!!

Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 12:00 PM (61BD9)

370 I appreciate whoever changed post 344, in which douchebag socked me. But did you have to leave my nick under "I love cock"?

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 12:00 PM (/Mla1)

371 Somebody run and wake up Ace. Rush is coming on in few minutes and I’d hate to have him miss any of it.
Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2012 11:52 AM (FdndL)

------------------------------------

OMG, no! We need to start encouraging Ace to buy a ticket to Costa Rica and get laid.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 12:00 PM (0mlnt)

372
I'm such a loser in life that I have to resort to idol worship of a shitty man occupying the White House.


Posted by: Obama2012 at February 22, 2012 12:00 PM (sqkOB)

373 Awww shit. Now there's a Jimmy Carter troll too!

Yep. That's it. Guy Mohawk is a Carter troll. That or he's pointing out the pride many Americans felt (I wasn't even 1, yet, so it I wasn't one of them) when the US Olympic Hockey Team (which had virtually nothing to do with Jimmah Cahtah) beat the USSR Olympic Hockey Team to advance to the Gold Metal game in the 1980 Olympics.

One of the two.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:00 PM (8y9MW)

374 a devout Catholic and not shy with his desire to implement such beliefs into policy --

OMG. Old crap Santorum said to small audiences is being dug up to make him look ridiculous so that the Catholic opposition to HHS mandate looks ridiculous. It's a plan. You guys really have to stop this. I would vote for Romney but this thing with Santorum that's been made into something is really nuts.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 12:01 PM (u50z0)

375 The smart social climbers stay in the Senate.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 22, 2012 12:01 PM (N/1Dm)

376 391

OMG Hah!

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 12:01 PM (iYbLN)

377 UiVYH= one of cat piss ladies friends??

Posted by: dananjcon at February 22, 2012 12:01 PM (8ieXv)

378 Eruuuuuuuzionie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Crowsting,who knows that Obama=SCOAMF at February 22, 2012 12:01 PM (61BD9)

379 391 I appreciate whoever changed post 344, in which douchebag socked me. But did you have to leave my nick under "I love cock"?
Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 12:00 PM (/Mla1)

Shit! Thats funny!

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 12:01 PM (OlN4e)

380 Sarcasm fail, AG.

Posted by: Jordan at February 22, 2012 12:01 PM (RSG1I)

381 391

BWAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at February 22, 2012 12:02 PM (fwARV)

382 yinzer,

Inquiring minds want to know....do you???

Sorry, I had to.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 12:02 PM (iYbLN)

383 Posted by: Jordan at February 22, 2012 11:58

Hi Jordan. Is the Texas Legislature still in session?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2012 12:03 PM (9Hw3U)

384 Hey Yinzer, are you really a yinzer or do you just play one on the internet ya jagoff.

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 12:03 PM (3jGS1)

385 Only my own.

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 12:03 PM (/Mla1)

386 67 And how can this be? For he IS the Kwisatz Blackerach

The Kwisatz Blackerach he is not. More like Emperor Obama IV in the Dune prequels, ascending to the throne and then blundering into a near-disaster only to be saved by others.
Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 22, 2012 10:27

Yeah, our economy is about as shitty as the Dune prequels right now. Good call.

Posted by: cackfinger at February 22, 2012 12:03 PM (a9mQu)

387 That Miracle On Ice game was one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my lifetime. Of course, I spent at least one third of it in the bathroom because I was so nervous my innerds became totally uncontrollable.

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 12:04 PM (P6QsQ)

388 400 391 I appreciate whoever changed post 344, in which douchebag socked me. But did you have to leave my nick under "I love cock"? Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 12:00 PM (/Mla1) **
Don't worry Yinzer. Its not so badafter the first few dozen.

Posted by: B. Frank at February 22, 2012 12:04 PM (8ieXv)

389 That Miracle On Ice game was one of the greatest things I have ever seen
in my lifetime. Of course, I spent at least one third of it in the
bathroom because I was so nervous my innerds became totally
uncontrollable.


About the best I can say for it is that I'd been born. Also that I saw the movie.

Sorry.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:05 PM (8y9MW)

390 I'm a yinzer. But I live dahn in Maryland now.

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 12:05 PM (/Mla1)

391 It's hard to get across to the kids the hatred of the Soviets. The Miracle movie really brought it back.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 12:06 PM (u50z0)

392 Did I get 'em all?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 12:06 PM (Iyg03)

393 410
I'm a yinzer. But I live dahn in Maryland now.

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 12:05 PM (/Mla1)

Funny, I'm from there too but I never spoke much like a yinzer. I also live in MD now. Stillers fan still?

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 12:06 PM (3jGS1)

394 Rush is going off on the WH concert.


lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 12:07 PM (UOM48)

395
Typical Ace.

He gets all hopped up on Red Bull and goofballs and posts like a fiend. Then he blacks out for 15 hours.

Posted by: soothsayer/Crazy Train '12 at February 22, 2012 12:07 PM (sqkOB)

396 Didn't know what a "yinzer" was so I just looked it up.

The mind expands.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 12:08 PM (4q5tP)

397 It's hard to get across to the kids the hatred of the Soviets. The Miracle movie really brought it back.

My parents did okay before that. In fact, my disdain (more than hate) of the Soviets was one of the reasons I wanted to watch the movie in the first place.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:08 PM (8y9MW)

398 Mollie Hemingway over at Ricochet raises a good point about the timing of this debate. Why choose Ash Wednesday?
It probably never occured to anyone.

Posted by: Alex at February 22, 2012 12:08 PM (GgXZc)

399 rd, I think you missed 336.

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 12:08 PM (X6akg)

400 410
Did I get 'em all?


Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 12:06 PM (Iyg03)

No, plenty more upthread. You guys are going to be hopping the closer we get to November.

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at February 22, 2012 12:09 PM (RD7QR)

401 Funny, I'm from there too but I never spoke much like a yinzer. I also live in MD now. Stillers fan still?
Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 12:06 PM (3jGS1)
Of course. I never thought I sounded like a yinzer, until I lived out on the west coast for a while, and multiple people asked me if I was from Pittsburgh just from hearing me talk.

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 12:09 PM (/Mla1)

402
>>>It's hard to get across to the kids the hatred of the Soviets.<<<<

Just let them know it was about half as much as the hatred for that other commie, obama.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2012 12:09 PM (r+9M6)

403 Remember when the Constitution had a First Amendment?

http://is.gd/oCmDGH

Posted by: Gerry at February 22, 2012 12:09 PM (Cw4Ba)

404
How are your ratings, Rush?


Are they up?


Good for you. Good for fuckin' you.

Ace's last words. Nineteen hours ago.

Posted by: soothsayer/Crazy Train '12 at February 22, 2012 12:09 PM (sqkOB)

405 Didn't know what a "yinzer" was so I just looked it up.

Careful. This time was okay, but that's a dangerous thing to do with terms here at the HQ.

It probably never occured to anyone.

I have to say that I didn't realize it was Ash Wednesday until I saw it online today. Most people (even some of the (lapsed) Catholics I know) don't really think about it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:10 PM (8y9MW)

406 >>It probably never occured to anyone.

That says a lot.

It'll be interesting to see if Santorum still has the ashes on his head tonight. I wouldn't blame him either way.

Posted by: Y-not still for Newt at February 22, 2012 12:10 PM (5H6zj)

407 Got it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 12:10 PM (Iyg03)

408 Did I get 'em all?
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 12:06 PM (Iyg03)

-------------------------------------

We shall see. I have a feeling we're going to be swatting these little blow-flys from now until the election.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 12:10 PM (0mlnt)

409 Remember when 'Satan' was bad?

Posted by: Ricky at February 22, 2012 12:11 PM (OhYCU)

410 In addition to the hatred of the Soviets, the game took place in a political climate where it had become unfashionable to be patriotic. When we were told that America was in decline, in a malaise. When the cool people laughed at the flag, and patriots were ridiculed as dinosaurs from another age.

We got sick of that crap. The Miracle on Ice gave us permission to cheer again, wearing red white and blue.

And then we elected Ronald Reagan.

Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 12:11 PM (P6QsQ)

411 That says a lot.

Sorry, Y-Not. Most of us aren't Catholic.

Which reminds me (I haven't checked) does Easter actually fall on the Sunday after Passover this year? It hasn't the last couple.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:12 PM (8y9MW)

412 @428 - Whoops. That wasn't supposed to be snarky. Really just asking.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:12 PM (8y9MW)

413 Did I get 'em all?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 12:06 PM (Iyg03)

For now. Better weld shut the blast doors and set up a perimeter with motion trackers.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 22, 2012 12:13 PM (4q5tP)

414 Yinzer, I hear you like the pee pee.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 12:13 PM (Iyg03)

415
...we’re going to take steps on our own to keep this economy moving.

You better believe it.
But in which direction, Obama?

Posted by: soothsayer/Crazy Train '12 at February 22, 2012 12:13 PM (sqkOB)

416 Well, HQ may be dead this a.m., but Twitter is on fire.

DrewM:
My predictions for tonight's "debate" http://wp.me/p1AjPw-6y

Dan Hirschhorn:
Romney research hit this a.m. hits Santorum for "consulting" to American Continental Group - at least two ACG lobbyists are Romney bundlers

Posted by: Y-not still for Newt at February 22, 2012 12:13 PM (5H6zj)

417 431
Yinzer, I hear you like the pee pee.


Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 12:13 PM (Iyg03)

Only his own...A lot...so he says.

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 12:14 PM (3jGS1)

418 "No, plenty more upthread. You guys are going to be hopping the closer we get to November."

Why not use a more sophisticated comment widget? It would save some trouble.

Posted by: Jordan at February 22, 2012 12:14 PM (RSG1I)

419
What steps?

More money to Solyndra?

More money for signs for the Stimulus Act?

More money to GM's pension fund?

Tell us, O Financial Wizard, what steps will you take to keep this economy moving?

Posted by: soothsayer/Crazy Train '12 at February 22, 2012 12:15 PM (sqkOB)

420 Tell us, O Financial Wizard, what steps will you take to keep this economy moving?


Posted by: soothsayer/Crazy Train '12 at February 22, 2012 12:15 PM (sqkOB)

Golf, lots of golf...Oh and, uh, uh, White House parties. That ought to do it. FORE!

Posted by: King Putt at February 22, 2012 12:16 PM (3jGS1)

421 I"ll be listening to Rush.

Posted by: Cast Iron at February 22, 2012 12:16 PM (EL+OC)

422 Yinzer, I hear you like the pee pee.
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 12:13 PM (Iyg03)

A man can't go into one gay bar for a daquiri and blowjob without people jumping to conclusions.

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 12:16 PM (/Mla1)

423
here's a "step" you and Joe can take to keep the economy moving:

stop your stupid block for the Keystone Pipleline

Posted by: soothsayer/Crazy Train '12 at February 22, 2012 12:17 PM (sqkOB)

424 Posted by: Jordan at February 22, 2012 12:14 PM

Hi Jordan. Is the Texas Legislature still in session?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2012 12:17 PM (9Hw3U)

425 439
Yinzer, I hear you like the pee pee.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 12:13 PM (Iyg03)



A man can't go into one gay bar for a daquiri and blowjob without people jumping to conclusions.

Posted by: yinzer at February 22, 2012 12:16 PM (/Mla1)


Tea, meet keyboard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 12:17 PM (UOM48)

426 This is treason; he's a traitor. He should be treated accordingly

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 22, 2012 12:18 PM (UqKQV)

427 Tea, meet keyboard.

Was it just tea, or was it tea-tea?

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:19 PM (8y9MW)

428
So riddle me this Batmorons: If 8 radical afgan muzzies got killed in their own rioting over the accidental koran burnings, should we burn more on purpose?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2012 12:19 PM (r+9M6)

429 We got sick of that crap. The Miracle on Ice gave us permission to cheer again, wearing red white and blue.

And then we elected Ronald Reagan.
---------
Hurray for the kids on skates that didn't know we were supposed to be in decline.

We cheered like we were at the game.

Posted by: Retread at February 22, 2012 12:19 PM (joSBv)

430 Easter is April 8 which is the first sunday after the 4th full moon of the year. Passover is the 15th day of Nisan. Sometimes they are close sometimes not. This year passover is April 7 so they fall together.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 12:20 PM (u50z0)

431 445

So riddle me this Batmorons: If 8 radical afgan muzzies got killed
in their own rioting over the accidental koran burnings, should we burn
more on purpose?


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2012 12:19 PM (r+9M6)

Yup, after we piss on them...

Posted by: King Putt at February 22, 2012 12:20 PM (3jGS1)

432 Rush on the "satan" speech now

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 12:21 PM (u50z0)

433 Anyone here still read the "ulsterman" blog? He has a recent post with an interview of the White House Insider.

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 22, 2012 12:22 PM (3jGS1)

434 So riddle me this Batmorons: If 8 radical afgan muzzies got killed in their own rioting over the accidental koran burnings, should we burn more on purpose?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2012 12:19 PM (r+9M6)

-----------------------------------------

I thought the very same thing earlier when I was listening to the news on tv.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 12:22 PM (0mlnt)

435 Rush is talking about YOU, ace. Rubber, meet the road....

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 22, 2012 12:22 PM (UqKQV)

436 Easter is April 8 which is the first sunday after the 4th full moon of
the year. Passover is the 15th day of Nisan. Sometimes they are close
sometimes not. This year passover is April 7 so they fall together.


Thanks.

Okay, another honest question that might seem snarky (but isn't, I promise) why did the Church do that? It's not like they didn't know when Passover was, and Easter (being the celebration of Christ's resurrection) should fall on the Sunday after Passover, I'd think. In fact, I think the Greek Orthodox Church still does that, yes?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:22 PM (8y9MW)

437 Libs have their panties in a wad over the koran burning. The idiots don't bother to read far enough to learn the damned "holy" books had messages written in them by detainees.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 12:23 PM (UOM48)

438
>>>Why not use a more sophisticated comment widget? It would save some trouble.<<<

Sure, maybe in some fantastical future of say 2012 they might invent such things, but not here in 1988, its just not possible. I hear somebody is working on a bold font though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2012 12:23 PM (r+9M6)

439 ace is now pundit instead of a 2nd rate blogger

Posted by: Cast Iron at February 22, 2012 12:23 PM (EL+OC)

440 Rush is talking about YOU, ace.

For the Morons who can't listen- is he specifically addressing ace (or masking it such that people who read Ace's post and comments can definitively place it)? 'Cause that would be kind of cool, really.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:24 PM (8y9MW)

441 Rush is talking about YOU, ace. Rubber, meet the road....


Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 22, 2012 12:22 PM (UqKQV)


I turned it on too late. Did he specifically mention ace by name?

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 12:24 PM (X6akg)

442 Passover is the Jewish holiday celebrating the Exodus from Egypt.
It not related to Easter.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 22, 2012 12:25 PM (WvXvd)

443 I remember Miracle On Ice. The beer was flowing at the bar, people were yelling, hugging, crying. It was a perfect moment in time. One I will never forget.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 12:25 PM (iYbLN)

444 I turned it on too late. Did he specifically mention ace by name?

ace...pundit...shit list....

Posted by: Cast Iron at February 22, 2012 12:25 PM (EL+OC)

445

Nixon had the support of the unions......another similarity with Barky.

Posted by: wheatie at February 22, 2012 12:26 PM (UOOK1)

446 Libs have their panties in a wad over the koran burning. The idiots don't bother to read far enough to learn the damned "holy" books had messages written in them by detainees.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 12:23 PM (UOM4

-------------------------------------

What the military should do in the future is publish those messages with the name of the corresponding writer.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 12:26 PM (0mlnt)

447 "Ace's last words. Nineteen hours ago."

EIB Ninja Squad. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Jaws at February 22, 2012 12:27 PM (4I3Uo)

448 "If 8 radical afgan muzzies got killed in their own rioting over the accidental koran burnings, should we burn more on purpose?"

You'll recall last year, when some nutter was threatening to burn Korans in Florida, seven aid workers were killed, including an eye doctor from my small town. So long as we still have troops and other workers in harm's way we should take care. Once we bring the troops home, burn all you like. I'll help.

Posted by: Jordan at February 22, 2012 12:28 PM (RSG1I)

449 Passover is the Jewish holiday celebrating the Exodus from Egypt.

It not related to Easter.


Well, except for the little bit where Jesus was in Jerusalem for Passover when he was tried (such as his "trials" were) and handed over to the Jews to be crucified. Other than that, no relation at all.

I'm simply talking about the placement of the date. We know the Jewish calendar. We know that Christ's resurrection was on the Sunday after the Passover festival. So why not hook the celebration of the Holy day to the actual Holy day?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:28 PM (8y9MW)

450 ace...pundit...shit list....


Posted by: Cast Iron at February 22, 2012 12:25 PM (EL+OC)


Is that a 'yes'....he mentioned him by name?

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 12:29 PM (X6akg)

451 Do ewoks get nasty when you poke them with a stick?

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 12:30 PM (0mlnt)

452 Rush hasn't mentioned ace by name, but he keeps saying there are no hobos on Endor whatever that means.

Posted by: Blaster at February 22, 2012 12:30 PM (Fw2Gg)

453 Do ewoks get nasty when you poke them with a stick?

Well, they're pretty nasty anyway (it's the fur. It never quite comes clean), but I suspect the answer is "yes."

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:31 PM (8y9MW)

454 What were the words that sounded like he was replying to Ace?

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 22, 2012 12:31 PM (Iyg03)

455 Posted by: Jordan at February 22, 2012 12:28 PM

Hi Jordan. Is the Texas Legislature still in session?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2012 12:31 PM (9Hw3U)

456 467 -

I'm not listening at the moment, but somehow I doubt it. Frankly, I think that was one of the problems. Rush threw out some red meat comments yesterday, and Ace decided to not only take it personally, but to be offended at not getting name-dropped.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2012 12:32 PM (TOk1P)

457 Rush hasn't mentioned ace by name, but he keeps saying there are no hobos on Endor whatever that means.

Please tell me you're serious.
Because that would be awesome. I'd have to track down a sound-bite to turn into a ring-tone.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:32 PM (8y9MW)

458 Wcl why do you keep asking Jordan that?

Posted by: Blaster at February 22, 2012 12:33 PM (Fw2Gg)

459 >>We know the Jewish calendar. We know that Christ's resurrection was on
the Sunday after the Passover festival. So why not hook the celebration
of the Holy day to the actual Holy day?

Passover begins on the night of a full moon after the northern vernal equinox.

Easter is the first Sunday after a full moon after the northern vernal equinox.


Wow. Worlds apart, that is.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 12:33 PM (ZKzrr)

460 I wasn't paying attention to Rush. Too busy reading the Ulsterman insider piece. If any of what the so-called "insider" says is true......scary times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 12:33 PM (UOM48)

461 >> Other than that, no relation at all.

The Hebrew calendar is based on lunar months/cycles. Nisan does not fall on the same days in the Gregorian calendar, it floats between March and April.

Don't you guys have Sunday school or something?

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 22, 2012 12:34 PM (WvXvd)

462 Rush said ace is Mr. Ed, backwards

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 22, 2012 12:34 PM (UqKQV)

463 >>The idiots don't bother to read far enough to learn the damned "holy" books had messages written in them by detainees.

Even if they had, they don't care.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 12:34 PM (ZKzrr)

464 Okay, another honest question that might seem snarky (but isn't, I promise) why did the Church do that? It's not like they didn't know when Passover was, and Easter (being the celebration of Christ's resurrection) should fall on the Sunday after Passover, I'd think. In fact, I think the Greek Orthodox Church still does that, yes?
Nope. The Greeks use theJulian calendar not the Gregorian and not the Hebrew. The Church calculated how many moons after the new year the original passover occured and then scheduled Easter on the first Sunday (because the original resurrection was on Sunday). When the Church used theJulian calendar they did the same thing and then when it adopted theGregorian calendar it stuck to it. What you're really asking is why the Church adopted the Roman calendar instead of sticking with the hebrew calendar? Because it was more universal at the time is the answer. We still use the jewish ordering of the nativity and that Pentecost is 50 days after Passover. Complicated.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 12:35 PM (u50z0)

465 Umm, AllenG I was actually joking. Its actually more oblique. He says I like candidates but I don't go make love to their household garbage.

Posted by: Blaster at February 22, 2012 12:35 PM (Fw2Gg)

466 Here is a complicated version, I would just suggest rolling with it and looking at a calender:


The calculation of Easter is complicated because it is linked to (an
inaccurate version of) the Hebrew calendar. Jesus was crucified
immediately before the Jewish Passover, which is a celebration of the
Exodus from Egypt under Moses. Celebration of Passover started on the
15th day of the (spring) month of Nisan. Jewish months start when the
moon is new, therefore the 15th day of the month must be immediately
after a full moon. It was therefore decided to make Easter Sunday the
first Sunday after the first full moon after vernal equinox. Or more
precisely: Easter Sunday is the first Sunday after the "official" full
moon on or after the "official" vernal equinox. The official vernal
equinox is always 21 March. The official full moon may differ from the real full moon by one or two days. (Note, however, that historically, some countries have used the real
(astronomical) full moon instead of the official one when calculating
Easter. This was the case, for example, of the German Protestant states,
which used the astronomical full moon in the years 1700-1776. A similar
practice was used in Sweden in the years 1740-1844 and in Denmark in
the 1700s.) The full moon that precedes Easter is called the Paschal full moon.


Two concepts play an important role when calculating the Paschal full moon: The Golden Number and the Epact.
They are described in the following sections. The following sections
give details about how to calculate the date for Easter. Note, however,
that while the Julian calendar was in use, it was customary to use
tables rather than calculations to determine Easter. The following
sections do mention how to calculate Easter under the Julian calendar,
but the reader should be aware that this is an attempt to express in
formulas what was originally expressed in tables. The formulas can be
taken as a good indication of when Easter was celebrated in the Western
Church from approximately the 6th century.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2012 12:35 PM (r+9M6)

467 460 I wasn't paying attention to Rush. Too busy reading the Ulsterman insider piece. If any of what the so-called "insider" says is true......scary times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 12:33 PM (UOM4


So far there's been zero confirmation of any of the Ulsterman stuff from anyone. So at this point I'd classify it as fantasy fiction for conservatives.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 22, 2012 12:35 PM (CkoMi)

468 @ 404 Ace's last words. Nineteen hours ago.

You don't think...???


SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 22, 2012 12:36 PM (+inic)

469 >>He says I like candidates but I don't go make love to their household garbage.

Neither does Ace. That's pure raw animal lust.

Lol.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 12:36 PM (ZKzrr)

470 Don't you guys have Sunday school or something?

Yeah, but since I'm at Church for much of the day on Sunday, it's not like I can swing by the HQ then and ask.

And this is more nuts-and-bolts type stuff. Like the advent of Halloween and All Hallows (or All Saints' Day). I like it as trivia.

Well, trivia for me, since I'm not Catholic. I'm not sure the Catholics would consider it trivial.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:36 PM (8y9MW)

471 He's coming to tear out your IUD! Look out behind you!

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 12:37 PM (u50z0)

472 465 -
"...make love to their household garbage."
Posted by: Blaster at February 22, 2012 12:35 PM (Fw2Gg)

Oh dear. Well yes, that does sound like our Ace.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2012 12:38 PM (TOk1P)

473 So far there's been zero confirmation of any of the
Ulsterman stuff from anyone. So at this point I'd classify it as fantasy
fiction for conservatives.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 22, 2012 12:35 PM (CkoMi)


Yeah, I know.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 12:38 PM (UOM48)

474 Well yeah, but it really isn't a solely Catholic thing anymore, Protestants observe the same date.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 22, 2012 12:38 PM (WvXvd)

475 Bob 'Coke Boy' Beckel agrees with Rush????? Apoc-now, etc

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 22, 2012 12:39 PM (UqKQV)

476 470 Yeah, it's trivial.

And Halloween is another one of those pagan holidays that was taken in by the Church to help with the Christianizing of an area. Welsome to Sanheim, Yule logs, evergreens and easterbunnies-eggs, et al.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 12:40 PM (u50z0)

477 Umm, AllenG I was actually joking.

Ahhh. That makes me sad.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2012 12:35 PM (r+9M6)

Thank you. Yes. I am that kind of geek.

I won't mention the questions I have for our Jewish contingent. Again, they're honest questions, but I can't think of a way to ask them that doesn't sound condescending or jerk-ish.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:40 PM (8y9MW)

478 Yes, I hear Rush is holding Ace hostage in an undisclosed location. Dick Cheney is guarding him with a loaded shotgun.

Posted by: cherry π at February 22, 2012 12:40 PM (OhYCU)

479 what is this '5' of which Rush speaks?

Posted by: Cast Iron at February 22, 2012 12:40 PM (EL+OC)

480 "Jamming down their throat". He must have ace.

Posted by: Cast Iron at February 22, 2012 12:41 PM (EL+OC)

481 I like Ike ...

Posted by: Honey Badger at February 22, 2012 12:41 PM (GvYeG)

482 Huckabee is reading verses of the Bible to Ace in an attempt to brainwash him.

Posted by: cherry π at February 22, 2012 12:41 PM (OhYCU)

483 >>He's coming to tear out your IUD! Look out behind you!

GET OUT!! THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE VAJAYJAY!



Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 12:41 PM (ZKzrr)

484 Yeah, but since I'm at Church for much of the day on Sunday, it's not like I can swing by the HQ then and ask.

----------------------------------

AllenG - That's why smart phones were invented.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 12:42 PM (0mlnt)

485 Oh Gawd. I thought RD had banned it.

Won't someone rid me of this troublesome troll?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:42 PM (8y9MW)

486 it's back....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at February 22, 2012 12:43 PM (mfbqu)

487 Ignore, ignore, IGNORE!!!

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 12:43 PM (X6akg)

488 It's gone again. Must be a metatroll.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 22, 2012 12:43 PM (+inic)

489 Gas went up another quarter while I was at lunch.

Another sign of Ear Leader's benevolence! We don't deserve his munificent leadership! All worship Ear Leader!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 12:44 PM (ZKzrr)

490 I tend to cringe when ace is about to get publicity.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 22, 2012 12:44 PM (N/1Dm)

491 TB3K....is doing some fine work.

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 12:45 PM (X6akg)

492 Wcl why do you keep asking Jordan that?

Posted by: Blaster


"244 As I write this, the Texas legislature is debating
how to address their $20billionish deficit, and you can bet raising fees
for everything from parking tickets to fishing licenses to vehicle
registration will be part of it. A previous $30 fee on speeding tickets
alone netted almost three hundred million in new revenue. I'm sure Perry
would be taking heat for these shadow tax increases were he still the
front runner, but there isn't much point beating a dead horse.


Posted by: Jordan at January 10, 2012 02:49 PM (RSG1I)"

http://tinyurl.com/6uamdqh

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 22, 2012 12:45 PM (9Hw3U)

493 Was it just me, or was there a brief flash of Troll?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:45 PM (8y9MW)

494 Don't worry - UiVYH is being hunted down by the TB3K as we speak.

Posted by: Mætenloch at February 22, 2012 12:45 PM (CkoMi)

495 >>>Gas went up another quarter while I was at lunch.<<<<

Its like living in the Wienmar Republic.

or were you talking about that lunch burrito and the need for a tums.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2012 12:46 PM (r+9M6)

496
Rdbrewer......love the new bumper sticker. Heh.
.
They're all a mess.....but Newt Sucks Less.

Posted by: wheatie at February 22, 2012 12:46 PM (UOOK1)

497 I have a fundamental disagreement with Obama: I regard him as my President, but he doesn't.

Posted by: DamnFino at February 22, 2012 12:47 PM (IG5KL)

498 Posted by: wheatie at February 22, 2012 12:46 PM (UOOK1)

So Santorum and Romney are vying for the title of Dyson vs. Kirby, but Newt is just a Hoover? Is that what you're saying?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:47 PM (8y9MW)

499 Another sign of Ear Leader's benevolence! We don't deserve his munificent leadership! All worship Ear Leader!
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 12:44 PM (ZKzrr)

----------------------------------

Yeah, the gas here in OKC went up ten cents overnight. We're still well below the national average.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 12:47 PM (0mlnt)

500 495 -

Don't worry, the Dow peeked its head above 13K yesterday, so all is well. I would say the economy is a well-oiled machine, but I don't think that's oil. More like KY.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2012 12:48 PM (TOk1P)

501 Off Topic: New poll of women shows Romney leading Santorum 2:1.

This is why we cannot nominate Santorum. I speak with nearly80 to 90middle to upper middle class to upper class women weekly. My "customers" generally have combined incomes > 90K. Once they gain trust in my abilities, they share all kinds of personal information with me. Do you know that a very large percentage of women (about 35 to 50%, I'd say) who identify as Catholic would encourage their teenage princesses to have abortions? They don't want any kind of helpless, human life interfering with little their little Muffy's freshman year at Clown State or Harvard (not that there's much of a difference between the two other than how "elite" your fellow alumni are....) And everybody but everybody is on the pill and insures that Muffy is on the pill. (Which leads me to conclude that little Muffy is pretty damn stupid. Can't even manage to swallow a birf control pill every day....)
The point of this drivel is that if the Republicans nominate Santorum, the white, women suburban vote will be lopsided in favor of Obama. And one of the absolute, objective truths of this fine blog is that OBAMA IS A SCOAMF. THIS COUNTRY CANNOT TAKE ANOTHER 4 YEARS OF A STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE "as it's Exeecutive Officer", soon to read "as it's DICK-TATER" (pun based on Larry Sinclair's well known (?) affucktion for our Dear Leader).
I can't believe that in 2012, with the economy in the shitster, debt about to drown us all, 50% of the populationconsuming and not contributing, etc., THAT THE REPUBLICANS ARE SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING NOMINATING A PERSON WHO VOICES THOUGHTS ABOUT THE EVILS OF BIRF CONTROL! Like it or not, birth control is as accepted as Fruit Loops for breakfast. They might not be good for you, but fuck it; they're part of our culture.
I AM NOT A ROMNEY SUPPORTER NOR A GINGRICH SUPPORTER. ALL I WANT TO DO IS TO GET OBAMA - WHO IS A STUTTERING CLUSTERFUCK OF A MISERABLE FAILURE - OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE. And by my reading of my "customers", Romney is the only Republican currently running who will win the white, suburban women's vote.
LOOKS LIKE WE ARE GOING TO FUCK OURSELVES...AGAIN...AND THIS TIME WITHOUT ANY PROMISE OF "HOPE CHANGE",i.e., VASOLINE.

Posted by: Moe Ron at February 22, 2012 12:48 PM (yWDpP)

502 >>Mr Expert

Is this slimy dollop of offal talking to me?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 22, 2012 12:49 PM (ZKzrr)

503
Posted by: mama winger at February 22, 2012 12:11 PM (P6QsQ)



But, most of all, the Miracle on Ice was our individual amateurs beating the Soviets' team of long-term professionals. This is something that kids today would be unable to really understand, I think.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 12:49 PM (X3lox)

504 Well fuck me runnin'. I thought all the shit eating, leg humping, fire hydrant pissing low life garbage trolls had been netter. Excellent!

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 12:50 PM (OlN4e)

505 Gas has been going up in LA every time or every other time the stations refill for a week now.

Yesterday I topped off in the morning and when I drove by in the afternoon it was up 4c, then the next morning it was up 4 more.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 22, 2012 12:51 PM (N/1Dm)

506 501
Off Topic: New poll of women shows Romney leading Santorum 2:1.

This is why we cannot nominate Santorum.

What's the percentage of women who vote GOP in November? Oh, right, that's a traditional Dem constituency.

If he can make up for it by pulling the old-style "Reagan Democrats" in Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, etc., then he'd win the election because those are the biggest swing states outside Florida this time around.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 22, 2012 12:51 PM (e0xKF)

507 Oops. Gone with the ass wind, I guess.

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 12:52 PM (OlN4e)

508 Troll's back from rapin' and other Occutard mayhem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 22, 2012 12:52 PM (UOM48)

509 My "customers" generally have combined incomes > 90K.

Midwest? You'd starve on that on the coasts

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 12:52 PM (u50z0)

510 Moe Ron

http://tinyurl.com/6p7wcjn

Gallup has women favoring Santorum to Rom by 10 pts.

Posted by: fixerupper at February 22, 2012 12:53 PM (C8hzL)

511 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 22, 2012 12:35 PM (r+9M6)

I just look at the calendar. I'm lazy like that.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 12:53 PM (iYbLN)

512 @ 508 Troll's back from rapin' and other Occutard mayhem.

Obama2012 just shows up occasionally because he's a slow typer. He must be a hunt n' pecker.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 22, 2012 12:53 PM (+inic)

513 Moe: too many caps, not enough spaces, too long, too hyperbolic, too early on the West Coast.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 22, 2012 12:54 PM (N/1Dm)

514 I guess the troll had to leave for awhile for his daily mic check.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 12:54 PM (0mlnt)

515 Red Leader One: Drop the Valtrex!

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 12:54 PM (iYbLN)

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:54 PM (8y9MW)

517 Somehow I doubt Moe is being completely honest with us. I bet his name isn't even Moe!

Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2012 12:54 PM (TOk1P)

518 @ 501 New poll of women shows Romney leading Santorum 2:1.


Considering that Santorum is leading Romney nationally by something like 7 points, he must be cleaning up in the men's vote then.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 22, 2012 12:55 PM (+inic)

519
Anyone listen to Rush blow AoS and Ace apart today? He used Ronald Reagan to do it.

Posted by: jacke at February 22, 2012 12:55 PM (5Cwv4)

520
498.....So Santorum and Romney are vying for the title of Dyson vs. Kirby, but Newt is just a Hoover? Is that what you're saying?
.
Heh....yeah, I guess. ....But with vacuum cleaners, suckage is a good thing.

Posted by: wheatie at February 22, 2012 12:55 PM (UOOK1)

521 Gas today in my part of San Diego county: $4.11.

FML

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 12:55 PM (iYbLN)

522 301 "Nobody is going to read the ravings of an imbecile."

So how do you explain all those sales of "Dreams From My Father?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at February 22, 2012 12:56 PM (zF6Iw)

523 @ 522 So how do you explain all those sales of "Dreams From My Father?"


A guy's gotta have something to keep the washing machine level, after all.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 22, 2012 12:58 PM (+inic)

524 Romney: And by the way, I want to make sure that you understand, for middle income families, the deductibility of home mortgage interest and charitable contributions, those things will continue, but for high income folks, we are going to cut back on that so we make sure the top 1% keeps paying, paying the current share they're paying or more. We want middle income americans to be the place we focus our help, because it's middle income americans that have been hurt by this Obama economy.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 22, 2012 12:59 PM (ImSXR)

525 Gas today in my part of San Diego county: $4.11.FML
Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 12:55 PM (iYbLN)

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I thought I heard that some areas of LA are already paying over $5.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 12:59 PM (0mlnt)

526 301 "Nobody is going to read the ravings of an imbecile."



So how do you explain all those sales of "Dreams From My Father?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at February 22, 2012 12:56 PM (zF6Iw)



Just because the book was bought doesn't mean it was read. A lot of liberals just needed to have it on their shelves, lest they be shunned by the lunatic left. It seems that the only people who did read that putrid book with the title from a Rev. Wright sermon are the people who understand what a retard your Indonesian is and those who know that he couldn't write his way out of a paper bag.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 12:59 PM (X3lox)

527 Ace must have a barn burner of a migraine after yesterdays posting rants. Gabe's post didn't help things either.


Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 12:59 PM (iYbLN)

528 Remember when Nixon had his "Elvis Moment?" I wonder if Obama had his "Cross Moment."

Posted by: Fritz at February 22, 2012 12:59 PM (/ZZCn)

529 So how do you explain all those sales of "Dreams From My Father?"


Nobody around here, I should have said. Since Zero spent so little time with his gutter trash father, I wonder when 1st sperm doner got around to sharing his dreams of socialist/communist utopia with little snot nosed Barry.

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 01:00 PM (OlN4e)

530 I thought I heard that some areas of LA are already paying over $5.

Posted by: Soona


That wouldn't surprise me Soona. The numbers are going up every night. I've got to fill up today before it hits $4.20.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 01:00 PM (iYbLN)

531 Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 22, 2012 12:59 PM (ImSXR)

Odds that this quote will see a main post here at the HQ?

I don't like the Santorum bashing, but it would be easier to take if Ace were an equal-opportunity earth-scorcher.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:01 PM (8y9MW)

532 All of them had better just drop the rest and start sayin', DRILL HERE, DRILL NOW FUCKERS.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 01:01 PM (u50z0)

533 Former RINO (and all around turd) Linc Chafee was named as national co-Chair of the Obama campaign.

Posted by: Benedict Arnold at February 22, 2012 01:01 PM (e8kgV)

534 I hope ace takes the time to craft a measured response to Rush.

Do I think he will? No. I think he'll drink a bunch of caffeine, eat some sugar laden junk food, chain smoke and make a wildly reaching and impulsive argument.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 22, 2012 01:02 PM (N/1Dm)

535 Ace must have a barn burner of a migraine after yesterdays posting rants. Gabe's post didn't help things either.
Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 12:59 PM (iYbLN)

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Yeah. AoSHQ was not a happy place yesterday.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 01:02 PM (0mlnt)

536 I don't like the Santorum bashing, but it would be easier to take if Ace were an equal-opportunity earth-scorcher.


Posted by: AllenG


Agreed.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 01:02 PM (iYbLN)

537 Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 01:01 PM (u50z0)

Dagny for Press Sec.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:02 PM (8y9MW)

538 Has Arlen Specter died yet ?

Posted by: Benedict Arnold at February 22, 2012 01:02 PM (e8kgV)

539 >>A lot of liberals just needed to have it on their shelves, lest they be shunned by the lunatic left.<<
Mimicking their hero communist countries where hanging framed Dear Leader photos is mandatory.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 22, 2012 01:03 PM (tf9Ne)

540
Has Arlen Specter died yet ?

If only...

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 01:03 PM (iYbLN)

541 #510
http:/ / the caucus. blogs. nytimes.com / 2012 / 02/22 santorum - trails --- amoung --- women in new poll...

Had to type it like that because giving you the link caused the blog to reject my post.

46% to 23% - romney over santorum with women

Posted by: Moe Ron at February 22, 2012 01:03 PM (yWDpP)

542 Dagny for Press Sec.
I'd win.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 01:04 PM (u50z0)

543 I listened to Breitbart for most of his 3 hours on The Dennis Miller show. Far more up to date and amusing than Rush has been in a long time.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 22, 2012 01:04 PM (hiMsy)

544 DON'T punCH DOwn, RUSH!!!

Posted by: somma that guy at February 22, 2012 01:04 PM (9Hw3U)

545 @541: Much tighter in Michigan.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at February 22, 2012 01:05 PM (ImSXR)

546 Dang! Is there no end to the shit extrusion of the blithering idiot asshole?

Posted by: maddogg at February 22, 2012 01:05 PM (OlN4e)

547 I remember is differently: Creeping Cruddy Carrier of Pus (CCCP)

Posted by: Jimbo at February 22, 2012 01:05 PM (O3R/2)

548 @ 526 Just because the book was bought doesn't mean it was read. A lot of liberals just needed to have it on their shelves, lest they be shunned by the lunatic left.


LOL, this reminds me of something I saw one time years ago. I live very close to Chapel Hill, NC (leftie mecca of the southeast). Was going by a bus stop one time, and some leftie-looking scrounge was sitting there with a huge book, had to be three inches thick, in his hand. He was sitting there, not really reading it, but just looking around at everyone to see if they were noticing him reading this huge book. I know he couldn't have been *actually* reading it because it was upside down.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 22, 2012 01:05 PM (+inic)

549 Amen, rd.
I remember several times the much despised and nefarious Bushitler stated that he was the President of all the people, not just those who supported him, and that he represented their interest as well. He also, at the height of the anti-war venom, acknowledged his respect for the varying opinions people held.
BTW, whatever happened to the whole Obama statement pre-election about how something as far reaching as sweeping healthcare reform should never be passed without a significant majority and support of the American people? That one vanished into the memory hole of the MSM.

Posted by: RM at February 22, 2012 01:06 PM (TRsME)

550 The Santorum hate has gotten out of control by the powers that be at the HQ. It won't surprise me if everyone here needs psychotherapy after the primary season let alone the general election.

A psychiatrist just needs to write one gigantic prescription for the blog along with the Valtrex for troll disposal.

Posted by: mpfs at February 22, 2012 01:06 PM (iYbLN)

551 <<46% to 23% - romney over santorum with women>>

End women's suffrage now!!11!!!1
/

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 22, 2012 01:07 PM (tf9Ne)

552 Has Arlen Specter died yet?

How can you tell? Besides the scent of urine and failure, that is.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at February 22, 2012 01:08 PM (zF6Iw)

553 End women's suffrage now!!11!!!1

Didn't Barky win the women demographic in '08? Are you sure that's such a bad idea? {{ducks. runs}}

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:08 PM (8y9MW)

554 I won't mention the questions I have for our Jewish
contingent. Again, they're honest questions, but I can't think of a way
to ask them that doesn't sound condescending or jerk-ish.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:40 PM (8y9MW)



What do you want to know? I might be able to help you out.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 01:08 PM (X3lox)

555 46% to 23% - romney over santorum with women
Posted by: Moe Ron at February 22, 2012 01:03 PM (yWDpP)

--------------------------------

Is this the much-talked-about Moe Ron poll? You Paulbots have always been sore losers.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 01:09 PM (0mlnt)

556 What do you want to know?

If I can figure out how to ask them, I will.

Seriously, the only wordings I've got offend me- and I'm the one who wants to know the answers. I guess the least offensive is the question of how they handle the fact the High Priest can't sprinkle a calf's blood on the Ark of the Covenant once a year.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:11 PM (8y9MW)

557 Check that. That's the second least offensive. The least offensive (to me) would be "Do you know who the current line of Aaron are?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:12 PM (8y9MW)

558 Where do you live, AllenG, that you don't know any Catholics or Jews?

Posted by: Y-not still for Newt at February 22, 2012 01:12 PM (5H6zj)

559 #553 - The Republican challenger needs to win every demographic that's in play. That excludes the African-American vote, the Hispanic vote, and those making less than $30,000.00.

I also predict that in 2010, an unprecedented number of people who are dead and/or not American citizens will vote. Because the SCOAMF has so fucked up the economy, a republican has a chance to win or make very close the white, suburban women's vote....but not if it's Santorum and he scares them off with his goofy/sanctimonious musings about birf control

Posted by: Moe Ron at February 22, 2012 01:14 PM (yWDpP)

560 O/T Portland towel heads meet Texas men. Score TX 1 Towel head 0



http://tinyurl.com/7qfrkn6


Oh and fuck Allah.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 22, 2012 01:16 PM (hXJOG)

561 Posted by: Moe Ron at February 22, 2012 01:14 PM (yWDpP)

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Just can't help trying to keep the MFM hysteria going, can you?

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 01:16 PM (0mlnt)

562 Where do you live, AllenG, that you don't know any Catholics or Jews?

North Central Texas.

And I know some of both- but religion tends to be a sore subject with the ones I know. My particular region is very, very heavily protestant- especially Baptist and Church of Christ.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:17 PM (8y9MW)

563 I guess the least offensive is the question of how
they handle the fact the High Priest can't sprinkle a calf's blood on
the Ark of the Covenant once a year.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:11 PM (8y9MW)


Much of Tanachit Judaism (from the Torah) revolved around the Temple. All of the animal sacrifices and the like were directly connected to the Temple. When that disappeared so did many many of the Jewish mitzvot which depended on the Temple. Judaism had to go through a radical change and that is how we got rid of the priest class and moved into rabbinical Judaism, which was much more portable (a good thing as Jews were not to find themselves even within earshot of the land the Temple even stood on for another 2000 years).

Most Jews have no desire to have the Temple rebuilt, since then some Jews will start trying to perform some of the old mitvot at the Temple ... which just wouldn't fly, really. Others, like the Satmars, want the Temple rebuilt, but not by anyone who isn't sufficiently pure for the task (as with the old story of David and Solomon) and not until the actual Jewish nation of Israel (not the secular state of today) is re-established. That's why some of these groups of Jews are anti-Israel, like the nutcases who were visiting Achmadinejad in Iran.

Does that answer what you were looking for?

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 01:18 PM (X3lox)

564 "Miracle on Ice"? Never saw the movie. Saw the real thing.

It was GREAT!!!!


Posted by: Jimbo at February 22, 2012 01:18 PM (O3R/2)

565 "...condescending or jerk-ish. "

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 12:40 PM (8y9MW)




Dude, you are always condescending and jerk-ish. Ask away.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 22, 2012 01:18 PM (nEUpB)

566 520 - beater bars have their advantages..

Posted by: catman at February 22, 2012 01:18 PM (NYdB8)

567 <<I also predict that in 2010,>>



Predicting what happened in the past makes it much easier doesn't it?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 22, 2012 01:18 PM (tf9Ne)

568 I am not so sure the "troll" isn't some sockpuppet. I mean what sort of idiot would accuse morons of being "paranoid" and in the next sentence say "we are coming to get you." This is comedic genius.

Alsothe kids got me a beret. Given some of your predilictions, I will keep wearing my ballcap in the Prius. Wouldn't want to have to rectify any mistakes.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 22, 2012 01:19 PM (qwK3S)

569 Oh hells, now Ace is going mano y mano with Rush?

This will get ugly.

I think I'll take the rest of the week off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, in Cylon hell at February 22, 2012 01:20 PM (GBXon)

570 Passover is the Jewish holiday celebrating the Exodus from Egypt.

It not related to Easter.



Posted by: Dave in Texas at February 22, 2012 12:25 PM (WvXvd)

Except that Easter is based upon the Pascal Full Moon, which I believe Passover is also based upon.

Posted by: Jimbo at February 22, 2012 01:20 PM (O3R/2)

571 Check that. That's the second least offensive. The
least offensive (to me) would be "Do you know who the current line of
Aaron are?"


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:12 PM (8y9MW)



They are the Cohanim (one of the last tribal aspects of Judaism left) who have been shown in genetic studies to have been a fairly clean line through history, with cohanim around the world sharing very, very similar genes.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 01:20 PM (X3lox)

572 Does that answer what you were looking for?

It certainly gets close. To clarify we start getting into the jerk questions. If I can de-jerk-ify them, I will.


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:21 PM (8y9MW)

573 Oh man. This long pause in posts can only mean one thing:

Ace is writing a movie review of the 21 Jump Street adaptation.


Posted by: runninrebel at February 22, 2012 01:21 PM (N/1Dm)

574 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:11 PM (8y9MW)


BTW, interesting point. When Ethiopian Jews were first discovered, they hadn't seen any other Jews in almost 2000 years. The Ethiopians thought they were the last Jews on Earth and they had been cut off from the Jewish world so long that they still practiced Biblical Judaism with a priest class and the whole ball of wax. It was fascinating.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 01:23 PM (X3lox)

575 Posted by: runninrebel at February 22, 2012 01:21 PM (N/1Dm)

Bite your tongue!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 22, 2012 01:23 PM (nEUpB)

576 Dude, you are always condescending and jerk-ish. Ask away.

Exactly. If I think something sounds condescending and jerk-ish, how offensive must it really be?

They are the Cohanim (one of the last tribal aspects of Judaism left)
who have been shown in genetic studies to have been a fairly clean line
through history, with cohanim around the world sharing very, very
similar genes.


Okay, that's actually actively cool. I had always been given to understand the line of Aaron had disappeared (or, rather, no one knew who they were).

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:23 PM (8y9MW)

577 It's Ash Wednesday, maybe Ace converted like "The Salamander" and went down to St Pat's to get some ashes put on his head.



Nah, he's laid up reading pron somewhere.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo-intellectual at February 22, 2012 01:24 PM (hXJOG)

578 Others, like the Satmars, want the Temple rebuilt, but not by anyone who isn't sufficiently pure for the task (as with the old story of David and Solomon) and not until the actual Jewish nation of Israel (not the secular state of today) is re-established. That's why some of these groups of Jews are anti-Israel, like the nutcases who were visiting Achmadinejad in Iran.Does that answer what you were looking for?
Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 01:18 PM (X3lox)

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So I guess we have a little time yet before the end times.

Posted by: Soona at February 22, 2012 01:24 PM (0mlnt)

579 #567: sorry if you can't figure out how it should have been typed, "2012", given the context and all, but having read some of your previous posts, I certainly understand and empathize with your problems.

Posted by: Moe Ron at February 22, 2012 01:24 PM (yWDpP)

580 534
I hope ace takes the time to craft a measured response to Rush.

Do
I think he will? No. I think he'll drink a bunch of caffeine, eat some
sugar laden junk food, chain smoke and make a wildly reaching and
impulsive argument.


Posted by: runninrebel at February 22, 2012 01:02 PM (N/1Dm)

Christ, I hope so. Half the fun of hanging out here is ace's non-measured, wildly impulsive moments.

Posted by: joncelli, crossing the streams at February 22, 2012 01:26 PM (RD7QR)

581 558 Where do you live, AllenG, that you don't know any Catholics or Jews?
Posted by: Y-not still for Newt at February 22, 2012 01:12 PM (5H6zj)


I didn't know a single Catholic or Jew till I went to college. Everyone there was a Jew or a Catholic. In fact I remember my parents talking about "those catholics" on the next block.

Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2012 01:26 PM (u50z0)

582 Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 01:18 PM (X3lox)

This from someone who mixes wool and linen!

One small correction: We Jews have been a continual presence in Israel and Jerusalem since its founding. Sometimes not many, but always a few.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 22, 2012 01:27 PM (nEUpB)

583 Okay, that's actually actively cool. I had always
been given to understand the line of Aaron had disappeared (or, rather,
no one knew who they were).


Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:23 PM (8y9MW)



Anyone you meet named Cohen or Cohn or the like is a descendant of Aaron and the priest class. Another interesting tidbit, Cohanim are not allowed to touch corpses. They are required for certain special calls to read the Torah at service. Cohanim are not allowed on the Temple Mount (to visit the Dome of the Rock) since that is where the Temple was and the Cohan might accidently step in the Holy of Holies which is a very serious no-no.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 01:27 PM (X3lox)

584 579 Posted by: Moe Ron at February 22, 2012 01:24 PM
You did notice how I carefully sniped it out of context didn't you? Just practicing up on my politics.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 22, 2012 01:28 PM (tf9Ne)

585

Ace is
writing a movie review of the 21 Jump Street adaptation.





Posted by: runninrebel at February 22, 2012 01:21 PM (N/1Dm)





I thought he may
be doing 10,000 words on last night’s Glee.

Posted by: jwest at February 22, 2012 01:29 PM (FdndL)

586 One small correction: We Jews have been a continual
presence in Israel and Jerusalem since its founding. Sometimes not many,
but always a few.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 22, 2012 01:27 PM (nEUpB)



Yes. I stand corrected. I meant in size and in control of the territory.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 01:29 PM (X3lox)

587 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:23 PM (8y9MW)

Just ask the fucking question.

Gentiles!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 22, 2012 01:30 PM (nEUpB)

588 There's a new open thread brewer put up.....

Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 01:31 PM (X6akg)

589 The Romney quote today may cost him MI ... I can't wait.

PLEASE, OH, PLEASE ask about this in the debate!

Posted by: catman at February 22, 2012 01:32 PM (NYdB8)

590 Posted by: catman at February 22, 2012 01:32 PM (NYdB

Share with the class please.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 22, 2012 01:32 PM (nEUpB)

591 522 301 "Nobody is going to read the ravings of an imbecile." So how do you explain all those sales of "Dreams From My Father?"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Clitoris at February 22, 2012 12:56 PM (zF6Iw)

In the local state colleges and universities, Dreams was a required summer "before the term began" reading assignment for all students. I am sure that is not just a local phenomena. The summer reading assignment is generally a lib book.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 22, 2012 01:34 PM (qwK3S)

592 Share with the class please.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 22, 2012 01:32 PM (nEUpB)


I think Joffen posted it at 524:
Romney: And by the way, I want to make sure that you understand, for
middle income families, the deductibility of home mortgage interest and
charitable contributions, those things will continue, but for high
income folks, we are going to cut back on that so we make sure the top 1% keeps paying, paying the current share they're paying or more.
We want middle income americans to be the place we focus our help,
because it's middle income americans that have been hurt by this Obama
economy.


Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2012 01:35 PM (X6akg)

593 Just ask the fucking question.

Alright. Don't have my Bible with me, so I can't look up the specific reference (though the way the Christian Bible breaks up the Torah is probably somewhat different from how the Jews separate it anyway) but I do know the Law goes on a long way about the requirements for Sacrifices- especially the yearly sacrifice of Atonement (a festival, too, if I'm recalling properly).

Jews (Christians, for that matter) believe this Law was handed down to Aaron through Moses for the Jews for all time. How- theologically- do you address the issue of not being able to make those sacrifices? That is, theologically speaking- is every Jew since the razing of the Temple (and subsequent loss of the Ark) condemned? If not- why not?

And, if the question makes anyone upset: CBD gave me permission to ask, and I really am interested in the answer. I've wanted to know for quite some time, frankly.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:36 PM (8y9MW)

594 Jews (Christians, for that matter) believe this Law was handed down to
Aaron through Moses for the Jews for all time. How- theologically- do
you address the issue of not being able to make those sacrifices? That
is, theologically speaking- is every Jew since the razing of the Temple
(and subsequent loss of the Ark) condemned? If not- why not?



Jews are not condemned because the Temple sacrifices aren't possible. There is a lot of practicality in Judaism (since it was built as religious-political system, the Jewish nation was indeed, the first abstract nation with citizenship based on common values and world view) and people are not held responsible for not doing that which cannot be done.


On top of that, the ark is lost, so there is nothing to put in the Temple, now, even if it was rebuilt. The Temple was really built to just house the ark and give G-d a place on Earth.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 01:42 PM (X3lox)

595 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at February 22, 2012 01:46 PM (7W3wI)

596 Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 22, 2012 01:36 PM (8y9MW)

As really... pointed out above; after the destruction of the second temple by the Romans in 70 CE, and the dispersal of most of Judaism throughout the known world, Jews had to radically modify our religion -- from one that was centered on a priest class and a temple -- to one that was more focused on the community's knowledge of the rituals remaining to non-priests, and those that could be performed without sacrifice or the existence of the temple.

In fact, some prayers specifically discuss the return to Jerusalem and the rebuilding of the temple, but not to point out some sort of limbo, but rather as something to be hoped for. There is no condemnation of any Jew for any lack of ritual. Any transgressions against God are forgiven each year during Yom Kippur, when God forgives all of our transgressions against him automatically. It is the transgressions against others for which we have to ask forgiveness.

Some of the more fundamentalist groups among the Hasidim have called for the resumption of Pascal sacrifices on the temple mount. They babble about the punishment of Kereth (Kareth?) for all who do not sacrifice. But they are incorrect -- that punishment is for transgressions that are purposeful and for which one is unrepentant.

Clearly, 99.9% of Jews cannot satisfy every requirement of the laws (and the 0.1% are liars), and God understands that.

And next time try to ask a question that is even remotely offensive. This was just interesting.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 22, 2012 01:55 PM (nEUpB)

597 One last thing, Allen. There's really no such thing as being condemned in Judaism. Judaism has very little to say about the afterlife, except that the righteous will rise with the Messiah and live out an eternal life (but a normal, corporeal life) in the new world. But, that's pretty much about it. The evil are judged by G-d (every year G-d closes the book on whether someone was good or bad for the year - though that is just between that person and G-d) but Judaism has little else to add to that. Most of the effects of bad behavior by Jews will be visited on the person or the Jewish nation as punishment, as in the Biblical stories. Not much is ever said about the afterlife, though, save the mystical features of the Zohar - which lies outside of most mainstream Judaism.

Posted by: really ... at February 22, 2012 01:57 PM (X3lox)

598 I didn't realize normal speech had been elevated to the "yinzer" label. It's even more fun when you read http:// en.wikipedia.org /wiki/ Pittsburgh_ English and it says Pittsburghese uniquely has monophthongization. Which is a 5 dollar word that means the way I talk at home.

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2012 01:58 PM (2eUbq)

599 If "we" really "can't wait", then why is Obama obviously "waiting" and stringing his cheap political stunt along instead of releasing his proclamations all at once?

By stringing his proclamations out in order to extract maximal political benefit, he is forcing us to wait, and "we can't wait"!

Time for the RNC to ridicule this cynical political stunt with a commercial of Obama repeatedly saying "we can't wait" from each of his proclamations along with a time stamp demonstrating that Obama is keeping us all waiting in a cynical, political marketing ploy.

Posted by: OxyCon at February 22, 2012 02:02 PM (ur8o6)

600 former Newsweek editor Jon Meacham said Obama is divisive despite being a “raging moderate” and expressed disappointment that he’s not as “strong a character in the life of the country as his greatest predecessors have been.”

But then, Benedict Arnold is a tough standard.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2012 02:05 PM (QmFZP)

601 But historians Doris Kearns Goodwin, Michael Beschloss, and Robert Caro described how engaging and calm he is, how "you feel emotionally connected to him," and he creates "great conversation."

Why have all three there? Save on honoraria. Just get a quote from Beschloss or Caro, and let Doris plagiarize him.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2012 02:07 PM (QmFZP)

602 The one thing you can say about the leftists is that, to get on their bad side, all you got to do is go to war with a Communist country.

Yeah. It's almost as though they're Communists themselves.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2012 02:16 PM (QmFZP)

603 Obama just forgets the "up" part of blowing up entire divisions of Communists.

Posted by: DaveA at February 22, 2012 02:19 PM (2eUbq)

604 Obama did not kill any agents.

He didn't kill bin Laden, either.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 22, 2012 02:30 PM (QmFZP)






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