Keith Olbermann Goes From "No Rapes At Occupy" To, Um, A Few Rapes At Occupy, But Occupy Girls Were The Victims

Who the hell else would be the victim at an Occupy Camp?

First, Olbermann and Kos laughed off the rapes at Occupy.

By the way, holy frick, Breitbart goes wild in that clip. That must have been after we both did three lines of cocaine off the shaven chest of a 15 year old Guatamalan boywhore named "Snacky-Pants."

Kos remembers. He was there.

So anyway, after Bathtub Boy and, um... what can I call Kos that he hasn't been called before?

So, Bathtub Boy and, um, Captain Vaginal Sex, I guess would best describe him there, claim there were no rapes, and laugh off the very idea of rape, Lee Stranahan sent over a list of the rapes.

Rapes & Various Sexual Crimes – 10/16 – 11/19 2011

Madison, WI: 10-27-2011 — Madison Occupiers Lose Permit Due to Public Masturbation

Cleveland: 10/18/2011 — ‘Occupy Cleveland’ Protester Alleges She Was Raped

Seattle: 10/18/2011 — Man Accused of Exposing Self to Children Arrested

Cleveland: 10/29/2011 — Rape Reported at Occupy Cleveland

Dallas: 10/24/2011 — Police Investigating Possible Sexual Assault Of Teen At Occupy Dallas

Portland: 10/16/2011 — Sex Offender Registers Occupy Portland Camp as Address

Lawrence, KS: 10/25/2011 — Sexual Assault Reported at Occupy Camp
Glasgow: 10/26/2011 — Woman Gang-Raped

Manchester, NH: 10/28/2011 — Woman charged with pimping teen recruited at Occupy NH rally

NY: 10/30/2011 — Woman Assaulted in Her tent

NYC: 11/3/2011 — Occupier Busted In Tent Grope, Suspected In Rape

Chula Vista, CA: 11/6/2011 — Underage Girl Missing From Occupy Protests

Philadelphia, PA: 11/13/2011 — Occupier Arrested for Rape

Austin, TX: 11/15/2011 — Occupier Accused of Masturbating in Front of 16 Year-old Girl

Chicago, IL: 11/16/2011 — Occupier Arrested for Child Porn

St. Louis, MO: 11/18/2011 — Woman Sexually Assaulted

NYC: 11/19/2011 — Occupier Arrested for Forcibly Touching Woman

Oh and there are reports of Occupy covering this stuff up, so this is just the stuff where they didn't get assaulted girls to remain silent.

Now after that, Keith decided he'd better "debunk" this rightwing slander.

Oh by the way...? Notice how perfect his media cocooning was. He never heard about this stuff. The MSM refused to cover it, and of course none of his leftwing blogs covered it, so he was, as usual, in a state of perfect ignorance about actual facts.

I won't link Olbermann's "debunking," because most of it is here, where Lee Stranahan debunks the debunking.

Basically Keith Olbermann weasels away from his earlier claim of "No rapes, no apologies," to a modified limited hangout where maybe there are some rapes, but for various reasons, they don't count.

A big one is the claim that he's not sure if the perpetrators were themselves Occupiers.

Basically he's claiming if seedy, lower-class dregs showed up to these things, they don't count, because they're not the nice upper middle class private-college white kids who controlled the events.

Of course he doesn't admit that he's wrong, despite the fact there are some rapes here.

Finally, Media Bistro weighs in and pronounces Keith Olbermann a clown.

When Al Gore hired Keith Olbermann to anchor his primetime line-up, he knew he was getting a bomb-thrower more than a newsman. Just how much more, he might not have known.

On Monday, Current’s Chief News Officer created an uproar when he and guest Markos Moulitsas joked about alleged rapes at Occupy Wall Street protests. This is always a dumb move. He later doubled-down on the stupid when he tweeted “No Occupy rapes, no cover-up, no apology, no retraction…” and accused BigGov’s Andrew Breitbart of creating the whole thing in an attempt to discredit the protests.

...

In his “debunking,” Olbermann changed his tune from “No Occupy rapes” to “Because almost none of the allegations are of rape and most of this list are duplicated…” to “2 stories duplicated” to “Occupy MEMBERS were victims.” That’s quite a journey in just one day, especially without ever acknowledging his position completely changed.

Even still, where he ended up, that the victims and not the perpetrators were the only Occupy people involved in these rapes and sexual assaults, isn’t the truth. After Olbermann’s “debunking, Stranahan was back a few hours later with a section by section debunking of what Olbermann said. Keith then went silent, maybe to bed, maybe to play with his baseball cards, or maybe to Stuart Smalley in the mirror to calm his nerves.

In semi-related news, Media Matters can't rebut any of the facts reported by the Daily Caller.

All they can say is that the sources are "anonymous" (but no claim they're inaccurate) and I Question the Timing.

I question the timing too. This should have been done two years ago.

Posted by: Ace at 03:18 PM



Comments

1 It's not surprising Al Gore's network supports this crap. Remember the Chakra incident.?

Posted by: Ben at February 16, 2012 03:22 PM (wuv1c)

2 Keith Olbermann?? Who??

Posted by: Thomas at February 16, 2012 03:23 PM (Pw0c2)

3 To be fair, maybe Keith meant that not only were people raped, some were murdered and died of drug overdoses too.

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 16, 2012 03:23 PM (0tkqC)

4 Suckers of cock.

Posted by: toby928© at February 16, 2012 03:23 PM (GTbGH)

5 " he knew he was getting a bomb-thrower "
More of a dud thrower.
Or maybe he's just shooting blanks.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 16, 2012 03:24 PM (iaOP0)

6 Obama sucks cock, and so do the people that support him.

Posted by: Mr Pink at February 16, 2012 03:24 PM (6tM1B)

7 Mountebank?? Did Obie really say Mountebank?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2012 03:24 PM (f9c2L)

8 Kos is horrendously ugly, both his face and character. It's his face that concerns me right now. Can you link that vid instead of embedding it? I'd like to not see his mug when I scroll through.

Seriously. It's like someone gave collagen and botox treatments to a chihuahua.

Posted by: shillelagh at February 16, 2012 03:25 PM (hRzu2)

9 It's not rape if no one hears you scream.

Posted by: Keith Olbermannn at February 16, 2012 03:25 PM (Sh42X)

10 It wasn't rape-rape. And I was acquitted!

Posted by: Whoopie Olbermann at February 16, 2012 03:25 PM (ggRof)

11 He's just upset that nobody wanted to do him.

Posted by: tcn at February 16, 2012 03:25 PM (hQX3k)

12 I think he meant no one was really rape-raped...it's all in the nuance.

Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at February 16, 2012 03:25 PM (oW269)

13 I think you're letting that rat fucker Tommy Christopher off the hook. He was denying the rapes too

Posted by: Ben at February 16, 2012 03:25 PM (wuv1c)

14
Wait.

So Olbermann is saying the rapes were cool because it was kinda all in the family?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 03:25 PM (G/zuv)

15 Really Olbermann is not worth the ink or I guess now a days digital space

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 16, 2012 03:26 PM (i6RpT)

16 it wasn't RAPE rape. It doesn't count.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at February 16, 2012 03:26 PM (FYaj9)

17
Lol. Olby called Breitbart a "mountebank."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 03:27 PM (UOM48)

18
In other words, Olbermann is saying it's not rape-rape; it's more of an internal family matter.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 03:27 PM (G/zuv)

19 So Olbermann is saying the rapes were cool because it was kinda all in the family?


Posted by: soothsayer
.........
It's kinda like date rape on colleges.. you know.. it's kinda ok.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2012 03:27 PM (f9c2L)

20 >> Basically he's claiming if seedy, lower-class dregs showed up to these
things, they don't count, because they're not the nice upper middle
class private-college white kids who controlled the events.

C'mon, Ace. Everybody knows the seedy, lower-class dregs are part of the "1%".

Posted by: Andy at February 16, 2012 03:27 PM (5Rurq)

21 Good Lord, these leftist goons make me sick. What pathetic, worthless piles of dreck they are.


A point I've tried to make in various places, too, is that it's not just the women who are at risk in these Occupy encampments. I can guaran-damn-tee you that men have been victims of sexual assault in these filthy camps, and there are no "safe zones" to which they can retreat. Men are always less willing and less likely to reveal their victimization, since sexual assault and abuse cut so deeply at the heart of masculinity. Even the wusses of Occupy have, at their core, a shred of manhood. By belittling and dismissing the documented instances of women being assaulted at OWS and its offspring, these hamfisted buffoons make it THAT MUCH HARDER for women AND men to come forward and seek the help and justice they deserve.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 03:27 PM (4df7R)

22 Olbermann has gone all LGF Johnson ....

Posted by: Mr Wolf at February 16, 2012 03:27 PM (Tv41j)

23 Keith then went silent, maybe to bed, maybe to play with his baseball
cards, or maybe to Stuart Smalley in the mirror to calm his nerves.

Maybe he went to his bathtub.


Posted by: Thomas at February 16, 2012 03:27 PM (Pw0c2)

24
Breitbart, if you're reading this, I just want to say thanks for saying what I was thinking.

Posted by: Matt at February 16, 2012 03:27 PM (90w0O)

25 It wasn't rape, she just didn't get the chance to say yes to da sex.

Posted by: Captain Nuance at February 16, 2012 03:27 PM (FYaj9)

26
Love Breitbart. "Behave yourselves! Behave yourselves!" lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 03:27 PM (UOM48)

27 If olbermann was on fire with $50,000 mint $100 dollar bills in his pockets I still would not piss on him

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 16, 2012 03:28 PM (i6RpT)

28 Lol. Olby called Breitbart a "mountebank."


Posted by: Jane D'oh
.........
Yeah.. if I was Andrew Breitbart, I would have a sign printed with "Mountebank" and put it on my desk! What a badge of honor to be called that by Obie.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2012 03:28 PM (f9c2L)

29 So by past accounts it seems that Olbermann isn't umm, how shall I say it, sexually functional. Is it any wonder, politics aside, he'd defend rape?

Plus there were rumors that back in the day at ESPN he stalked a UCONN basketball player.

He has *always* skeeved me out.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 16, 2012 03:29 PM (pLTLS)

30 If olbermann was on fire with $50,000 mint $100 dollar bills in his pockets I still would not piss on him

Posted by: nevergiveup
.......
Oh I would!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2012 03:29 PM (f9c2L)

31 7 Mountebank?? Did Obie really say Mountebank?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2012 03:24 PM (f9c2L)

*facepalm*

Keefums? The 19th century just called. It wants its thesaurus back. Oh, and it tells you to go fuck yourself.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 03:29 PM (4df7R)

32 As long as there was no buttsex!

Posted by: Rick Santorum at February 16, 2012 03:29 PM (F6KtL)

33 Trying to hide the rapes wasnot a cover-up cover-up.

Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2012 03:29 PM (GULKT)

34 Don't you see, Ace? Rape is a Very Bad Thing. Occupiers are Very Good People. Very Good People don't do Very Bad Things. Any evidence to the contrary must be a lie.

Posted by: Lauren at February 16, 2012 03:29 PM (/E6lO)

35 Yeah, I bet if anything similar happened to a Tea Party event, Keefums would be wholly on the side of "oh it says nothing about the Tea Party because the members were victims". Yuppers. He'd be all about that.

I'm still trying to figure out what drugs, in what combination and what quantity you have to do in order to make Breitbart the bad guy in this.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 03:29 PM (VtjlW)

36
wait .... wut ????

Posted by: Duke Lacrosse Team at February 16, 2012 03:30 PM (C8hzL)

37 Thank God we have moved on to rapes.

Posted by: basket case nation at February 16, 2012 03:30 PM (nMROO)

38
okay, I understand now

Keith Olbermann is okay with date-rape.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 03:30 PM (G/zuv)

39 If olbermann was on fire with $50,000 mint $100 dollar bills in his pockets I still would not piss on him
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 16, 2012 03:28 PM (i6RpT)
---------------------------------------------------------
I might think about it.....

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 16, 2012 03:30 PM (jucos)

40 Hey, don't call me rape, you social cons!

Posted by: Pleasure Sex at February 16, 2012 03:30 PM (F6KtL)

41 The public masturbation entry doesn't count as a sexual assault, unless his own dick lodged a complaint. Which is possible, with the likes of Kos and Olberman, I admit.

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 16, 2012 03:30 PM (dOgaW)

42
Hey, I'd piss on him for free, given the chance.
Just sayin'

Posted by: Dax at February 16, 2012 03:31 PM (FYaj9)

43 30 If olbermann was on fire with $50,000 mint $100 dollar bills in his pockets I still would not piss on him
Posted by: nevergiveup
.......
Oh I would!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2012 03:29 PM (f9c2L)

I would, too! Then I'd take the money, kick him in the head, and light him on fire again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 03:31 PM (4df7R)

44 Love Breitbart. "Stop raping people! Stop raping people!"

Posted by: RUReadingthis at February 16, 2012 03:31 PM (V92KK)

45 Incidentally, can people please stop using the term "Sucker of Cock?" I introduced it as a more positive, less offensive term than "cocksucker," but now I'm told it's offensive as well.

The approved new term is "Person of Cocksucking."

Thank you for noting this in your records.

Posted by: ace at February 16, 2012 03:31 PM (nj1bB)

46 Rape is a sign of an improving economy, people.

Posted by: Gweggie at February 16, 2012 03:32 PM (+Jr2Z)

47 When Al Gore hired Keith Olbermann to anchor his primetime line-up, he knew he was getting a bomb-thrower more than a newsman. Just how much more, he might not have known.


Of course he didn't know. Even Al Gore doesn't watch MSNBC.

Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2012 03:32 PM (GULKT)

48 Liberalism - Insanity, just with better media coverage.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 03:32 PM (UK9cE)

49 Next up for Keith:

Countdown - Live from his basement on your local cable access channel!

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 16, 2012 03:32 PM (hLRSq)

50 Olbermann has gone all LGF Johnson ....

Posted by: Mr Wolf
..........
No, LGF Johnson has more readers than Olbermann has viewers.

Speaking of which.. it please me to no end to see Kos on Olberman's show with all 12 viewers they have. He was just breaking into the Sunday morning talk shows when the scandal broke about Daily Kos's pollster cooking the numbers. He was blacklisted apparently and couldn't even get a gig on MSNBC! Now Olbermann has him on CurrentTV only because Kos has ten thousand readers who might potentially be viewers.. hahahahaha fucking losers.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2012 03:32 PM (f9c2L)

51 Again: the left can't be shamed for hypocrisy because by their standards, they are being perfectly consistent. The left does not care about women's issues. The left does not think rapes are a huge social issue. Women's issues, generally, and rape specifically are just tools to use to advance the cause of the party.

Every topic is the same to them. It matters only if it advances the cause of the party. It matters for only exactly as long as it advances the cause of the party. It matters one way, then the other, whichever advances the cause of the party.

Posted by: shillelagh at February 16, 2012 03:32 PM (hRzu2)

52 We don't care what goes on in Occupy camps, because their message is pure.

Inequality, baby. Social justice. Free everything.

The medium is the message, or some shit like that.

You see what I'm sayin'? It don't matter what we do, what we shout, what we say, because we are all fucking LIBERAL PROGRESSIVE ASSHOLES!

And our message is the right one. And yours is wrong, you DEMONS!

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo goo ga joo at February 16, 2012 03:33 PM (4sQwu)

53
Ace, my heart just skipped a beat.

hahahaha, you had me going, you!

Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 03:33 PM (G/zuv)

54 Lol. Olby called Breitbart a "mountebank."



He's from Cornell. Everyone there talks like that.

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2012 03:33 PM (KXm42)

55 I love the smell of burning Bathtub Boy in the morning

smells like.............sh+t

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 16, 2012 03:33 PM (UqKQV)

56 Wow, all those rapes. Karen Santorum sure gets around.

Posted by: blaster at February 16, 2012 03:34 PM (7vSU0)

57
Phallic fellators?






Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 03:34 PM (G/zuv)

58
52,
Free everything, just keep your hands off my fucking iPad.

Posted by: public housing for all at February 16, 2012 03:34 PM (FYaj9)

59
Breitbart was just wild.....I hope he went back to his hotel and had wild sex with Mrs. B.

Just....damn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 03:34 PM (UOM48)

60 >> The approved new term is "Person of Cocksucking."



>> Thank you for noting this in your records.

*Updates AoSHQ Style Guide*

Posted by: Andy at February 16, 2012 03:34 PM (5Rurq)

61 Well, strictly speaking Olbie and the Kosling wouldn't consider that rape because that's the only way either of them can get any poon. So, you know, matter of perspective and all that.

Posted by: joncelli at February 16, 2012 03:34 PM (RD7QR)

62 Kos always seems like he's struggling to keep his inner ugliness from fully blooming. Makes him look constipated.

Posted by: Slublog at February 16, 2012 03:34 PM (0PuMV)

63 the only person Olbermannnnn ever mounted was himself, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at February 16, 2012 03:35 PM (UqKQV)

64 You know, I was going to try to find out what drug olby and brock are on because I'd like to escape reality these days, too, but it certainly doesn't seem to take them to a happy place.

Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 16, 2012 03:35 PM (mP3uM)

65 54
Lol. Olby called Breitbart a "mountebank."

He's from Cornell. Everyone there talks like that.


Even the cow college Cornell?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 03:35 PM (UOM48)

66
The approved new term is "Person of Cocksucking."

Thank you for noting this in your records.
Posted by: ace at February 16, 2012 03:31 PM (nj1bB)


Personally I think 'Person of cocksukery" sounds better, but hey I haven't started drinking yet today?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 16, 2012 03:35 PM (i6RpT)

67 Do not taunt Mr. Breitbart.

Is it just me, or does Andrew Breitbart remind anyone else of that Mayhem guy from the Allstate commercials?

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2012 03:36 PM (GQ8sn)

68 I like the part where Olbermann claims that Breitbart was drunk, so that means there were no Occu-rapes. Because Valu-Rite can alter history, or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 16, 2012 03:36 PM (tqwMN)

69 Ace, i question your taste in snorting coke off the shaven chest of a 15 year old Guatemalan boywhore.

First off, if he had to shave his chest I'd question his age. He probably ain't no 15 year old. You got hosed on that deal (no pun intended, you filthy guttersnipes).

Secondly, EVERYONE knows that the premiere boywhores come from Thailand. Ingesting narcotics from the naked flesh of any lesser tier of whores, boy orotherwise,is gauche.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 03:36 PM (4df7R)

70 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable tyrant.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 03:37 PM (8y9MW)

71 Heheh...I made it just past the Breitbart part of that vid. Everything is out of context and blah blah blah.

I'm sorry. kweef is just irrelevant and can't handle it. His reporting is sloppy and his research is nonexistent. Please, Al, burn right along side him. You chose him......enjoy the fleas, dirtbag.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 03:38 PM (UK9cE)

72 <<The approved new term >>

To be really PC shouldn't it be "Oral Manhood Vacuuming"?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 16, 2012 03:38 PM (tf9Ne)

73 He's from Cornell. Everyone there talks like that.
I thought everyone at Keefums' Cornell said, "Moo."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 03:38 PM (4df7R)

74 I swear she said yes just before she passed out.

Posted by: Occupy Rape Street at February 16, 2012 03:38 PM (SzAZ7)

75 Even the cow college Cornell?


Especially the cow college.

Well ...proabably only the cow college.

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2012 03:39 PM (KXm42)

76 43
30 If olbermann was on fire with $50,000 mint $100 dollar bills in his pockets I still would not piss on him

Posted by: nevergiveup

.......

Oh I would!



Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 16, 2012 03:29 PM (f9c2L)



I would, too! Then I'd take the money, kick him in the head, and light him on fire again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 03:31 PM (4df7R)


No, no put him out with a shovel, then take the money, then piss on him and then douse him in Gasoline and light him on fire. Win-win.

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 16, 2012 03:39 PM (3jGS1)

77
Phallus Flosser ????

Posted by: fixerupper at February 16, 2012 03:39 PM (C8hzL)

78 Person of Cock?

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2012 03:39 PM (KXm42)

79 Kos looks like a blowup doll come to life.

Posted by: blaster at February 16, 2012 03:39 PM (7vSU0)

80 No, no put him out with a shovel, then take the money, then piss on him and then douse him in Gasoline and light him on fire. Win-win.

Posted by: Hedgehog at February 16, 2012 03:39 PM (3jGS1)

YES.This. Absolutely this!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 03:40 PM (4df7R)

81 KOS: "the economy is going in the wrong direction"

Hey douchebag, did you forget your guys are in charge ("We in charge now" remember that)

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 16, 2012 03:40 PM (61yvg)

82 You know, it's kind of funny that OWS would only get two men to discuss rapes. I guess the OWS doesn't think that women need to be involved in rape discussions. So, here we have another "women's health issue," the not getting raped at a gathering of deadbeats and the deadbeats can't even get a girl to participate, just Olby and Kos.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at February 16, 2012 03:40 PM (QxSug)

83
Markos' "Kos" mouth looks like a vagina.


Posted by: imam soothsayer at February 16, 2012 03:40 PM (G/zuv)

84 Markos' "Kos" mouth looks like a vagina.


Needs a douche.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2012 03:41 PM (GQ8sn)

85 83 You just notice this.

Posted by: Thomas at February 16, 2012 03:41 PM (Pw0c2)

86
Can you imagine having too much to drink and waking up naked next to Olby? Talk about chewing your own arm off.....and then beating yourself to death with it.

I just totally grossed myself out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 03:41 PM (UOM48)

87 Whatever happened to the old term of endearment, cockholster?

Posted by: huerfano at February 16, 2012 03:41 PM (mG87Q)

88 And Marcos, that little bug-eyed freak, just looks like he'd have an entire closet full of chloroform and roofies.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at February 16, 2012 03:41 PM (pLTLS)

89 Can we now start the pool on when Olbermann decides it time to spend more time with the family than be on Current?
I mean, Current sucks. It is paying Olbermann 12 million a year for 12 viewers. Look, I would not watch Current for free...but for 900,000 large a year, I would watch it.
Well, I would leave one television set in my house on to Current, with the volume on mute..............

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at February 16, 2012 03:42 PM (OWjjx)

90 So now we’re going to attack Keith Olberman, Kos and Media Matters?

Aren’t we losing focus here?

Posted by: jwest at February 16, 2012 03:42 PM (FdndL)

91
Stop saying "fags" also.

Instead say "penis proclivity."


Posted by: imam soothsayer at February 16, 2012 03:42 PM (G/zuv)

92 Is boy snorkeling a new event at CPAC?

Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 16, 2012 03:42 PM (mP3uM)

93 PUNCH UP!!!!

Posted by: Someguy at February 16, 2012 03:42 PM (DFzUE)

94 So now we’re going to attack Keith Olberman, Kos and Media Matters?

Aren’t we losing focus here?
Posted by: jwest at February 16, 2012 03:42 PM (FdndL)


Your right. OK everyone back to the circular firing squads! Now

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 16, 2012 03:43 PM (i6RpT)

95 73
He's from Cornell. Everyone there talks like that.
I thought everyone at Keefums' Cornell said, "Moo."

He went to Cornell AM

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 16, 2012 03:43 PM (61yvg)

96 Damn you whoever at post 93..............beat me to it!

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at February 16, 2012 03:43 PM (OWjjx)

97 So anyway, after Bathtub Boy and, um... what can I call Kos that he hasn't been called before?
So, Bathtub Boy and, um, Captain Vaginal Sex, I guess would best describe him there



I think you should call him "Honey boo boo child." Check youtube. Watch the remix. He is at least as disturbing as what you will see.

Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2012 03:44 PM (GULKT)

98
!!!1111!!!!!BAIN CAPITAL!!!1111eleventy!!!1111!!!!

It's old, Kos.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 03:44 PM (UOM48)

99 Can you imagine having too much to drink and waking up naked next to Olby?

No.

Posted by: The guys from the Hangover movies at February 16, 2012 03:44 PM (6TB1Z)

100 Treacher win again "this week is Make David Brock Hide Under His Desk from the Snipers Week at TheDC."

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at February 16, 2012 03:44 PM (QxSug)

101 Bigger waste: Olbermann or Chevy Volt?

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2012 03:45 PM (GQ8sn)

102 I'd link the video of Kreepy Kos peeking in the window in that commercial but I want to be able to sleep tonight.

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 16, 2012 03:45 PM (XdlcF)

103 O.K., I lied.
800,000 large a year.
But,only the tv in the garage and no sound and if the screen goes black, I am not fixing it. And I get to change the channel when I am working in the garage during baseball season.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at February 16, 2012 03:45 PM (OWjjx)

104
The rapists' anger was because Rick Santorum is personally opposed to free birth control, so they raped the bitches, so they could abort the rape babies.
Damn that Rick Santorum

Posted by: Mitt Still Sux at February 16, 2012 03:45 PM (pqbGQ)

105
39If olbermann was on fire with $50,000 mint $100 dollar bills in his pockets I still would not piss on him
Posted by: nevergiveup at February 16, 2012 03:28 PM (i6RpT)
---------------------------------------------------------
I might think about it.....

I would use a fire axe and pocket the cash. Good deed done. No sense seeing 50 large go unused.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at February 16, 2012 03:45 PM (ursbV)

106 This is simply Keith trying to suppress his guilt. If the OWS rapes aren't really rape, then what he did wasn't really rape, either.

Posted by: Keith Olbermann's Psychiatrist at February 16, 2012 03:46 PM (ggRof)

107 I thought they cancelled "Howdy Doody" like 50 years ago.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 16, 2012 03:47 PM (61yvg)

108 101 Bigger waste: Olbermann or Chevy Volt?

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2012 03:45 PM (GQ8sn)

Olbermann. At least when the Volt blows up you can use the flames to make s'mores. When Olbermann's on fire he smells like burning hair, and then he gets all covered in piss. It's kind of gross for making s'mores. Unless you're an OWS protester.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 03:47 PM (4df7R)

109 Treacher win again "this week is Make David Brock Hide Under His Desk from the Snipers Week at TheDC."
Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at February 16, 2012 03:44 PM (QxSug)

Also known as Fun With Laser Pointers week.

Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 16, 2012 03:47 PM (mP3uM)

110 I prefer to use the word 'fellationist' especially when it comes to the media.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at February 16, 2012 03:47 PM (SzAZ7)

111 Is it me or does Kos have the kind of voice/face/presence that makes you just want to smack the shit out of him?

Posted by: weew at February 16, 2012 03:48 PM (ElfHn)

112 Is it just me, or does Andrew Breitbart remind anyone else of that Mayhem guy from the Allstate commercials?

He reminds me more of that actor's most famous pre-Mayhem role, which is perennial shit-stirrer Ryan O'Reilly on OZ.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 16, 2012 03:48 PM (e0xKF)

113 To them, the end is far more important than the means to it. If a few relatively innocent girls get raped, well, so what? It's just the sacrifice demanded by the Cause.

Hey, Keefums? DIAF.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 03:48 PM (8y9MW)

114 Is it me or does Kos have the kind of voice/face/presence that makes you just want to smack the shit out of him?

Even more so, after the "screw them" comment.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2012 03:49 PM (GQ8sn)

115 you didn't hear this from me but I hear second hand that MMFA is in a panic and David Brock is hiding under a desk.

I kind of don't believe this because I don't see, so far, the major damage done to them. It's not like we didn't know they were sneaky little shits.

of course, there is more coming.

Posted by: ace at February 16, 2012 03:49 PM (nj1bB)

116 This rape vs. rape-rape thing is way over my pay grade. Let's just get on with the fundamental change and hope no one else notices.

Posted by: O'Bumbles at February 16, 2012 03:50 PM (ndlFj)

117 “The tea party has been much more effective than occupy. The people in
tea party do a much better job of organizing to get their policy views
made apart of this process than occupy people. The occupy people do more
to make themselves feeling emotionally satisfied”

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 16, 2012 03:50 PM (e8kgV)

118 111 Is it me or does Kos have the kind of voice/face/presence that makes you just want to smack the shit out of him?

Posted by: weew at February 16, 2012 03:48 PM (ElfHn)

Yes. Yes he does.

Mind you, the same can be said of literally EVERYBODY ON THE LEFT. I for one have elaborate fantasies wherein I beat the living shit out of Harry Reid while calling him a creepy old man who sounds like a pedophile and smells like mothballs and urine.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 03:51 PM (4df7R)

119 They're just doing the raping that Americans won't do.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 16, 2012 03:51 PM (sBkx9)

120 Rapes & Various Sexual Crimes – 10/16 – 11/19 2011...

Looks more like a recruiting poster for Obama's two million-man Troof Squad.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2012 03:51 PM (FcR7P)

121 >>>Who the hell else would be the victim at an Occupy Camp?

The deaf guy who was raped, that's who.

Seriously, I am so sick of these assholes lying their asses off and getting away with it. Those twitter feed against Breitbart are unbelievable.

Posted by: mike at February 16, 2012 03:51 PM (IlskE)

122 I hear second hand that MMFA is in a panic and David Brock is hiding under a desk.

Ofcourse, because the snipers will get him! Run and you'll just die tired.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2012 03:51 PM (GQ8sn)

123 How many out of work rapists are there anyway?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 16, 2012 03:52 PM (61yvg)

124 The real crime is that because of Rick Santorum the rapists did not have access to condoms.

Posted by: Y-not hasn't read the comments at February 16, 2012 03:52 PM (5H6zj)

125 If "surprise!" was yelled before the act(s) occurred, legally, it cannot be characterized as rape.

Posted by: Current TV Legal Dept. at February 16, 2012 03:52 PM (+lsX1)

126 Oprah Windfree hardest hit.
*
Bit me Ace, Barty is better!

Posted by: Snacky-Pants at February 16, 2012 03:52 PM (8ieXv)

127 Regarding mmfa, I think we need to start reposting those Redeye eXtranormal bits from a few months ago.

Posted by: Lauren at February 16, 2012 03:54 PM (/E6lO)

128 Tommy Christopher is really beclowning himself on twitter today, i'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't such a dishonest, disingenuous ass.

Posted by: booger at February 16, 2012 03:54 PM (29wvc)

129
okay, back from wathching the Mayhem spots for the first time

First, awesome.

Second, why aren't we producing these types of vids with our Longbow PAC?

brb...

Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 03:54 PM (G/zuv)

130 123 How many out of work rapists are there anyway?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at February 16, 2012 03:52 PM (61yvg)

Thanks to Obama, a lot more than there used to be.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 03:55 PM (4df7R)

131 Well, really, with America's crumbling roads and bridges, how can we really expect anything but rapey rapes at protests against the richest 1%

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at February 16, 2012 03:55 PM (QxSug)

132 Okay, so back in 2006, Kos was in a commercial for Ned Lamont, peering in his window in a way that apparently wasn't supposed to look creepy.

The video isn't playing for me and I can't link to HotAir in the URL box. Link below, with a space in it. Just the picture is creepy enough, even if the video won't load. And there is a link to the original ad...

http://hotair.com /archives/2006/05/18/koss-political-ad-remixed/

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 16, 2012 03:55 PM (XdlcF)

133 I wonder if the rapees have the awareness to be thankful they don't live under Sharia law. I bet that tends to cause some under reporting in those nations.

Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 16, 2012 03:55 PM (mP3uM)

134 Lawrence, KS: 10/25/2011 — Sexual Assault Reported at Occupy Camp
Glasgow: 10/26/2011 — Woman Gang-Raped


That's not rape. That's what we call "consensus"

Posted by: teh ocuppiers at February 16, 2012 03:55 PM (61yvg)

135 okay, back from wathching the Mayhem spots for the first time

There is this thing called a television set, you know.

That aside, Breitbart is a spitting image of the Mayhem guy.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2012 03:55 PM (GQ8sn)

136
There were no Occupy Murders! ok some, but some of those count because they were people outside of the camps. Ok some were in the camps, but the victims were occupiers, so those don't count as occupy murders.


Oh and no drugs involved at occupy either.

Posted by: Keefy Olbyduhrman at February 16, 2012 03:56 PM (r+9M6)

137 remember, 2nd wave feminism isn't about bitches being free, it's about, "women can't be free as long as there's no social justice." Social justice=stealing shit=communism.

That is, communism is necessary for women to be free. And water is dry.

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at February 16, 2012 03:56 PM (QxSug)

138 Mitt, Rick and Ron out of March 1 CNN debate. Only Newt left.

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 16, 2012 03:56 PM (e8kgV)

139
I no watch regular tv. Or commercials.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 03:56 PM (G/zuv)

140 Hmmm...wonder how many of Kweefy's Occutards will be electedinNovember??

Posted by: dananjcon at February 16, 2012 03:57 PM (8ieXv)

141 and again, why is the OWS only offering men to define what counts as an OWS rape. Don't women count? huh? ?????

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at February 16, 2012 03:57 PM (QxSug)

142 “The tea
party has been much more effective than occupy. The people in tea party
do a much better job of organizing to get their policy views made apart
of this process than occupy people. The occupy people do more to make
themselves feeling emotionally satisfied”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbEL-0HPZ-8

Posted by: Barney Frank at February 16, 2012 03:57 PM (e8kgV)

143 The impression I get from all this is that bathtub boy lives in a universe where the victims of rape are usually not girls.

Posted by: Bob Saget at February 16, 2012 03:57 PM (SDkq3)

144 >>I prefer to use the word 'fellationist' especially when it comes to the media.

True story--I once played "FELLATIO" (50 extra points for using all my tiles, baby!) at a Scrabble tournament held at a Baptist church and the nice old lady I was playing against challenged my play. The official word judge (ex-bf, lol) did a very nice job of keeping a straight face while adjudicating the challenge (it's a valid tournament word).

Later we were kicking around around with the word list, and I learned another valid word: FELLATRIX (plural FELLATRICES).

Point of this story: Keith Olbermann is a fellatrix.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 16, 2012 03:58 PM (ZKzrr)

145 In the fight against the 1% everyone has to sacrifice. I made this cardboard sign and you need to give up that sweet hippie poontang.

Posted by: Occupy Rape Street at February 16, 2012 03:58 PM (SzAZ7)

146 >>>>If olbermann was on fire with $50,000 mint $100 dollar bills in his pockets I still would not piss on him<<<<<<

Neither would I.

I would however be willing to put him out with a shovel.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living.... at February 16, 2012 03:58 PM (5Wj1Y)

147 Someone should mix up a bit of the Kos home invasion from the Ned Lamont ad with Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me".

Or Maxwell's "What What".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 16, 2012 03:58 PM (tqwMN)

148 124
The real crime is that because of Rick Santorum the rapists did not have access to condoms.

With a condom on, it isn't even rape. "I'm not touching you...I'm not touching you..."

Posted by: teh ocuppiers at February 16, 2012 03:59 PM (61yvg)

149 I no watch regular tv. Or commercials.

Ok, fine. I can understand that.

I think it would be fuggin awesome if Breitbart (YOU READING THIS, ANDREW?!?!?!) made a few commercials of his own playing the Mayhem guy, making liberals look their usual retarded selves.

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2012 03:59 PM (GQ8sn)

150 So, what did actually take place at Occupy camps...
Rapes? check
Murders? check
Drugs? check
Showers? ummm, not so much.....

Posted by: chemjeff at February 16, 2012 03:59 PM (qVUxp)

151 Gaaahh! Get that dumbass's pic off the page. It's there with every F5.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2012 03:59 PM (4q5tP)

152 Its not an OWS rape unless "mic check" was done.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at February 16, 2012 03:59 PM (OWjjx)

153 Okay, I'm sure I'll get picked on for asking this, but what is the connection between Kweef and bathtubs? Did he once announce on air that when he's feeling depressed he likes to go sit in his bathtub and cry his creepy eyes out? Because that's totally something I'd expect Olberfuckball to say. I'm just not sure of the exact context.

Honestly, I'm scared to Bing it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 04:00 PM (4df7R)

154 With a condom on, it isn't even rape. "I'm not touching you...I'm not touching you..."

Okay. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:00 PM (8y9MW)

155 Occupy rapists were not part of the movement, but fictitious ppl saying racist words were definitely part of the Tea Party, in fact they were the core.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at February 16, 2012 04:00 PM (UU0OF)

156 Honestly, I'm scared to Bing it.

With time comes Wisdom.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:01 PM (8y9MW)

157 Point of this story: Keith Olbermann is a fellatrix.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I stand corrected.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at February 16, 2012 04:01 PM (SzAZ7)

158 This is the worst hit job since Chuck Knoblach pegged me with an errant throw to first!

Posted by: Zombie Keith Olbermann's mom at February 16, 2012 04:01 PM (I2LwF)

159 True story--I once played "FELLATIO"

How you doing?

* sits down next to Heather *

Posted by: EC at February 16, 2012 04:02 PM (GQ8sn)

160 Well, I got the PRK done

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 16, 2012 04:02 PM (dOgaW)

161 Really much to long to have a thread up about olbermann. How long does it take to call someone a person of cocksucking?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 16, 2012 04:02 PM (i6RpT)

162
You know, it's kind of funny that OWS would only get two men to discuss
rapes. I guess the OWS doesn't think that women need to be involved in
rape discussions.





Kind of how the MFM arbiters of racism are invariably pasty WASP Ivy Leaguers who smell of Chardonnay and Miracle Whip.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2012 04:02 PM (XCHGh)

163 I can honestly say that I've never watched Olbermann. Only on blog links and then never the entire vid. I realize that people like Ace have to put up with a lot more exposure. But is Olbermann really at all influential any more? A portion of his viewer numbers, and I have no idea what those numbers are, must be some people who tune in only to sneer.

Posted by: Pecos at February 16, 2012 04:02 PM (2Gb0y)

164
I'm still giggling over the idea of following David Brock around with a laser pointer. tee hee!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 04:04 PM (UOM48)

165
Hee, he said Knob-lock < snort >

Posted by: Beavis at February 16, 2012 04:04 PM (r+9M6)

166 #Occupy is an inchoate, open group with no official membership or leadership, however its official membership doesn't include anyone in it who would discredit #Occupy.

Being Olberman is easy.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at February 16, 2012 04:05 PM (mg08E)

167 >>You know, it's kind of funny that OWS would only get two men to discuss rapes.

They hid behind the skirt of some Person of Twatsucking on Twitter named Emily bashing Breitbart for them earlier today. She's a rape survivor, so she understands how important it is to be pressured into to keep quiet so your rapists don't get in legal trouble*, the therapeutic value of belittled because you were raped, and the awesomeness of having people in the media tell to your face you're lying about it. Or something.

* I wonder if she volunteers at Planned Parenthood abortion centers.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 16, 2012 04:05 PM (ZKzrr)

168 In tent gang bangs are what's called "consensus"

In tent one-on-one sexual assaults / rapes are called "modified consensus"


The feeling is in tents.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2012 04:06 PM (4q5tP)

169 >>With a condom on, it isn't even rape. "I'm not touching you...I'm not touching you..."

Stupid Scandis.

Posted by: Julian Assange at February 16, 2012 04:07 PM (ZKzrr)

170 Well, I got the PRK done

Posted by: boulder toilet hobo at February 16, 2012 04:02 PM (dOgaW)

Can you see?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2012 04:07 PM (4q5tP)

171 pickle smoocher

Posted by: Speedy Gonzales/Frito Bandito 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:08 PM (GGbxn)

172
"I'm a tax. Democrats love me. You work, we get paid. Hahahaha."

/show man receiving a paycheck, turning around to see Tax standing behind him with a hand held out.

"With this money, I buy $16 muffins, payoff incompetent solar company executives, and finance ball-washing lessons in Africa."

"I'm a Tax. You work, I get paid."


Posted by: Longbow PAC ad -- mayhem guy #1 at February 16, 2012 04:08 PM (G/zuv)

173 "Basically he's claiming if seedy, lower-class dregs showed up to these things, they don't count, because they're not the nice upper middle class private-college white kids who controlled the events."

It's what we've always known about liberals. They're all very tolerant of low income people, homeless, poor minorities, unless they have to have actual contact with them.

Also, how stupid do you have to be to think that you can set up a squatters' site in a city park, offer free food, sleeping bags, and tents, then get caught off guard that homeless, addicts, sex offenders, recent releases from prison, etc. show up for the free eats and sleeping bags.

Solution to all this, make Olberman, Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, and any other media type who supports these squatters, open up their front yards to them. Give the parks back to the dog walkers and kids, and let people pee and poop in Olberman's front yard.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2012 04:08 PM (4ME0F)

174 U.S. to hit debt limit before election day

That should be interesting?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 16, 2012 04:08 PM (i6RpT)

175 If olbermann was on fire with $50,000 mint $100 dollar bills in his pockets I still would not piss on him


Just beat the fire out with a logging chain.

Posted by: toby928© at February 16, 2012 04:08 PM (GTbGH)

176 Demons!

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:09 PM (7w+6S)

177 you watch your mouth about Miracle Whip!

Posted by: joeindc44 says come on, guys, no tough questions at February 16, 2012 04:09 PM (QxSug)

178 AN ECONOMY BUILT TO CRASH
GEITHNER ADMITS OBAMA'S BUDGET 'UNSUSTAINABLE' FOR SECOND YEAR

How the fuck do they get away with this?

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 16, 2012 04:09 PM (i6RpT)

179
Breitbart's a pretty clever fellow (and he has good taste in comment sections.)

I don't think it is a coincidence that KO looked into this after Breitbart made that scene. KO, as our host notes, probably didn't know what Breitbart was screaming about, looked into it from the Left side and promptly flattened his flounder in spectacular and hilarious fashion.

Well played once again, AB.

Posted by: spongeworthy at February 16, 2012 04:09 PM (puy4B)

180 Sometimes when I see MSNBC/Olbermann posts,I think ace is guilty of punching down. He's easily got more eyeballs per unit time than either MSNBC or Current.
Other times, these assholes who wield disproportionate power in the coccooned (good word, ace) Old Media need to be punched in the scrunt, and ace does a uniformly good job at scrunt-punching.

Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2012 04:10 PM (I2LwF)

181 Has my hash stabilized?

Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2012 04:10 PM (I2LwF)

182 Thanks Truman. I get it now.

Posted by: Pecos at February 16, 2012 04:12 PM (2Gb0y)

183 If they were too stoned to notice is it still rape?


Some lib called my talk radio this morning to say that the vaginal sonogram to be used in virginia so that mothers see their baby before they kill it is rape. Then a woman called in to say that PP uses the same thing to figure out the gestational age.

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:12 PM (7w+6S)

184 It? what it?

Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2012 04:13 PM (I2LwF)

185
Has my hash stabilized?







Wow man.

Posted by: Tommy Chong (not Zombie, just looks that way) at February 16, 2012 04:13 PM (XCHGh)

186 Olberputz needs to go back to his roots, and just be a mediocre sportscaster again.

Posted by: meekrob at February 16, 2012 04:13 PM (MTzcp)

187
Olby called Breitbart a "mountebank."

Whuzza mountebank?

Posted by: Mouthbreathing, religion and gunclinging luddite at February 16, 2012 04:13 PM (OyQf0)

188 Posted by: Longbow PAC ad -- mayhem guy #1 at February 16, 2012 04:08 PM (G/zuv)

I'm a Regulation. Democrats love me. We make sure that you can't do the things you want.

/show man starting D-I-Y project. Guy stands there with stack of paperwork.
/cut to other guy obviously about to turn around an 'OPEN' sign- Guy there with more paperwork. In both cases, innocent person hangs head, and starts filling out mountain of paperwork

Republicans want to reduce regulation so that regular Americans can go about there business. So vote Republican in November and avoid Regulations [heh] like me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:14 PM (8y9MW)

189 GEITHNER ADMITS OBAMA'S BUDGET 'UNSUSTAINABLE' FOR SECOND YEAR



How the fuck do they get away with this?

Posted by: nevergiveup

Who cares? Someone out there is having sex out of wedlock.

Posted by: Rick Horsey-assy Santorum at February 16, 2012 04:14 PM (+Jr2Z)

190 BANG!

Posted by: joncelli, on his Visit to MMFA HQ at February 16, 2012 04:14 PM (RD7QR)

191 Mountebank is a word meaningfraud or deceiver.

Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2012 04:15 PM (I2LwF)

192
I like it, Allen.

We could probably produce that vid for cheap $$ too.


Posted by: Longbow PAC ad -- mayhem guy #1 at February 16, 2012 04:15 PM (G/zuv)

Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 04:15 PM (G/zuv)

194 Scrunt-Punching. The Donkey Punch's ugly cousin.

Posted by: Jaws at February 16, 2012 04:16 PM (4I3Uo)

195 O/T CMAS alert anyone?

Posted by: And Irresolute at February 16, 2012 04:16 PM (RC3M9)

196
I don't know nuthin bout no video editing, but I'm gonna checkout ebay for cheap editing software and tools.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 04:16 PM (G/zuv)

197 scrunt-punch to the pee-gash. Oh yes, I have the Lifestyle down.

Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2012 04:16 PM (I2LwF)

198 Before Olbster became a big famous noozecaster that the chicks just threw themselves at rape was all he had. His sentimentality for the act is understandable.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 16, 2012 04:16 PM (789+D)

199 I do bear a resemblance to the Mayhem guy. I would love to do that ad.

Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2012 04:17 PM (I2LwF)

200
My mind still reels that Laura Ingraham once dated him.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 04:17 PM (UOM48)

201 Word to the wise: it is just as dangerous to eat a piece of fruit when reading the HQ as it is to read the HQ while consuming a beverage.

Case in point: Reading the term "scrunt-punching" while in the midst of eating a banana.

Chewed banana sucks to clean out of a computer keyboard. Be ye warned.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 16, 2012 04:17 PM (4df7R)

202 "I'm a tax. Democrats love me. You work, we get paid. Hahahaha."

/show man receiving a paycheck, turning around to see Tax standing behind him with a hand held out.

"With this money, I buy $16 muffins, payoff incompetent solar company executives, and finance ball-washing lessons in Africa."

"I'm a Tax. You work, I get paid."




Posted by: Longbow PAC ad -- mayhem guy #1 at February 16, 2012 04:08 PM (G/zuv)

You forgot, "I run a hair salon for the Senate that loses hundreds of thousands a year."

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 04:18 PM (UK9cE)

203 Even if you liked his politics and personality, you can tell he has a tiny weiner just by looking at his narrow nose. Plus I think Laura is an abstinent lesbian.

Posted by: Truman North at February 16, 2012 04:19 PM (I2LwF)

204 I thought it was Coulter that dated him not Laura? eww

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:19 PM (7w+6S)

205 The real question is, who the hell is Keith Olbermann?

Does anyone listen to that clown anymore?

Posted by: looking closely at February 16, 2012 04:19 PM (6Q9g2)

206
I don't know nuthin bout no video editing, but I'm gonna checkout ebay for cheap editing software and tools.


Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 04:16 PM (G/zuv)




Open Source, baby. Free, and even legal. Take a look at VideoLAN Movie Creator or other OS tools.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2012 04:20 PM (XCHGh)

207 204 I thought it was Coulter that dated him not Laura? eww
Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:19 PM (7w+6S)


Coulter dated Bill Maher.

Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2012 04:20 PM (GULKT)

208 205 The real question is, who the hell is Keith Olbermann?Does anyone listen to that clown anymore?

Why, yes, of course. Why would you ask?

Posted by: Your betters in the MFM at February 16, 2012 04:21 PM (I2LwF)

209 207 Ewww ewww ew. Ew.

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:21 PM (7w+6S)

210 Coulter dated Bill Maher.

Not really sure which one is worse.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 16, 2012 04:21 PM (JxMoP)

211 Coulter dated Bill Maher.


The mind reels.

Posted by: toby928© at February 16, 2012 04:22 PM (GTbGH)

212
Coulter dated Bill Maher.

Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2012 04:20 PM (GULKT)





They even got a hilarious in-print cameo together in World War Z.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2012 04:22 PM (XCHGh)

213
How about AoS Progressive Guy (we need a better name) being an intrusive ass.

scene: night time in a dark, quiet house.

In a couple's bedroom. They're both sleeping.

Progressive Man pops up in the bed between them. Wakes them up and bothers them with annoying lectures.

Next scene: The couple, their kids, and Progressive Guy are all at the table eating breakfast. P-Guy whines, "Are you sure you want to eat that?"

Next: Mom is driving to work and dropping the kids off at school. P-Guy is in the passenger seat complaining about the car, and why doesn't he buy a new electric car or take the bus.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 04:22 PM (G/zuv)

214 "Mountebank?" Someone's been reading too many Gothic romances.

Posted by: nickless at February 16, 2012 04:23 PM (MMC8r)

215 You know, I finally figured it out. Kos looks EXACTLY like "Tooms" from the old classic X-Files episode "Squeeze." You know, the guy who ate human livers and could stretch himself through incredibly tight spaces. The guy also played the psychopath prison guard in The Green Mile.

Dead fucking ringer.

Posted by: Jeff B. at February 16, 2012 04:23 PM (gwLty)

216 Maher is uglier but Olberman's more insane if that's possible.

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:23 PM (7w+6S)

217 Bathtub boy actually dated someone? How is that possible?

Posted by: Thomas at February 16, 2012 04:23 PM (oWMAL)

218
We could do this, morns.


Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 04:24 PM (G/zuv)

219 You know, I finally figured it out. Kos looks EXACTLY like "Tooms" from the old classic X-Files episode "Squeeze." You know, the guy who ate human livers and could stretch himself through incredibly tight spaces. The guy also played the psychopath prison guard in The Green Mile.
Wow, you're right.

I feel sorry for that actor.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 16, 2012 04:25 PM (JxMoP)

220 I'm sure this has been covered, but was that piece of shit Colbert canned?

Posted by: USS Diversity at February 16, 2012 04:25 PM (VeTg+)

221 Coulter dated Bill Maher.

Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2012 04:20 PM (GULKT)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Afterwards Coulter dated Ingram while Maher dated Olbermann and thus the circle of life was completed.

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at February 16, 2012 04:25 PM (SzAZ7)

222 217
Bathtub boy actually dated someone? How is that possible?

Depends on how you define date.

Maybe it was in the Phillip J. Fry sense of "Well, she wasn't my girlfriend, she was someone who showered across the street from me and forgot to close her blinds" sense.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 16, 2012 04:26 PM (e0xKF)

223 I think that the moral here, if there is one, is that those who disregard property rights also inclined to disregard human rights.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 16, 2012 04:26 PM (jUZRg)

224 215
You know, I finally figured it out. Kos looks EXACTLY like "Tooms" from the old classic X-Files
episode "Squeeze." You know, the guy who ate human livers and could
stretch himself through incredibly tight spaces. The guy also played the
psychopath prison guard in The Green Mile.Dead fucking ringer.


Good call.

http://tinyurl.com/6mh6l2z

Posted by: Hey.Wheres.Barry at February 16, 2012 04:27 PM (gQLr2)

225 Intensities in tent cities.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 16, 2012 04:27 PM (8ieXv)

226 Maher is uglier but Olberman's more insane if that's possible.

Yes, but try to figure out which one is douchier.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 16, 2012 04:27 PM (JxMoP)

227 The guy also played the psychopath prison guard in The Green Mile. Wow, you're right.
****
I feel sorry for that actor.

******

That's the dude who done up an married the 16 yo who looks 32.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2012 04:27 PM (4q5tP)

228 @220: Allegedly it's a "family emergency", but the network's acting more like the POS was canned, yes.

Either way, now's a good time to press the advantage because there'll be an hour less a day of liberal brainwashing.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 16, 2012 04:28 PM (tqwMN)

229 144 Later we were kicking around around with the word list, and I learned another valid word: FELLATRIX

------------

I would just like to point out that Fellatrix is *not* too long a word to be a character name in World of Warcraft.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Anachronda at February 16, 2012 04:29 PM (FzhYM)

230 Olberputz needs to go back to his roots, and just be a mediocre sportscaster again.
****

He not only burned that bridge, he nuked it and then used chemical/biological warfare on it just to be sure.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 16, 2012 04:29 PM (jUZRg)

231 I've never seen Kos. What's wrong with his lips?

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:29 PM (7w+6S)

232
Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 04:22 PM (G/zuv)





I like that one. We should ask CAC to play P-Guy in hipster glasses and a vintage PBR bowling shirt. He already has the plaid shorts.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 16, 2012 04:29 PM (XCHGh)

233 Olby is starting to look like Barney Frank, as he purses his mouth exactly like him. Coincidence? Some type of "occupational" hazard resulting in lip muscle damage?

Uh, Keif...if the police have to wear freaking hazmat suits to clean up after these scumbags, that should be a clue. Felons, sex offenders, and illegals are hiding in the open with them, along with the homeless who are paid $60/day by unions to "protest" whatever it is they are protesting. As this "movement" descends into hell this summer, I hope the voters do identify them as Democrats, so please, by all means, fight for their mysterious cause. Join them and please wear your Obama hope-n-change ratty tee shirt.

I can assure you that if one of my children were exposed to these pervs, the one I ran down and beat to a pulp would be missing his privates (he could find them on the pointy end of the iron fence I where I impaled them after my nail-file surgery. That is what Southern belle's do with pervs, by the way, you limp-wristed nancy-boy who never got over getting wedgies in gym). The occupy filthy hippies are lower than animals, as they are the excrement spores of scum, found beneath pigeon crap. For the sake of animals, I protest the use of these troglodytes being called animals. They are one-celled bacteria, colonized, with parasite behavior from a taxpayer's perspective.

I am quite sure if Breitbart walked into a room with either of these pantywads they would flee in terror and slip in their own flop-sweat running to hide. He has more testosterone in his pinky fingernail than both of these giggling petunias.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio at February 16, 2012 04:29 PM (baL2B)

234 223 I think that the moral here, if there is one, is that those who disregard property rights also inclined to disregard human rights.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 16, 2012 04:26 PM (jUZRg)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The tragedy of the commons. If nobody owns her cootch everyone owns it.

Posted by: Occupy Rape Street at February 16, 2012 04:30 PM (SzAZ7)

235 >>P-Guy is in the passenger seat complaining about the car, and why doesn't he buy a new electric car or take the bus.

And that the kids are fat (but don't let them walk to school, because that's abusive), and the lunch she packed isn't good enough (and the sammiches are in baggies instead of $15 reusable plastic holders!).

Posted by: Julian Assange at February 16, 2012 04:30 PM (ZKzrr)

236 *takes sock out back and shoots it in the head*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 16, 2012 04:30 PM (ZKzrr)

237 Has anyone asked Al Gore or his Chakra for a comment?

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 16, 2012 04:30 PM (C2//T)

238 231 I've never seen Kos. What's wrong with his lips?


-------

Fellatrix.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 16, 2012 04:31 PM (789+D)

239 We might want to open clinics around these Occupy protests. There seems to be a steady flow of bidness.

Posted by: Marketing Department, Planned Parenthood at February 16, 2012 04:31 PM (/x4oj)

240 I've never seen Kos. What's wrong with his lips?


Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:29 PM (7w+6S)

He uses them to lie.

Posted by: Tami at February 16, 2012 04:31 PM (X6akg)

241 >>That's the dude who done up an married the 16 yo who looks 32.

That was Tooms? Shit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 16, 2012 04:31 PM (ZKzrr)

242 Yes, but try to figure out which one is douchier.

OMG that's like being asked to calculate Pi to the last digit. Can not compute...

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:31 PM (7w+6S)

243 The latest, from Tommy Christopher was Breitbart was calling the rape victims filthy animals. He links to a video that clearly never goes there.

Posted by: AndrewsDad at February 16, 2012 04:32 PM (C2//T)

244 Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 04:22 PM (G/zuv)

I'm a Regulation. Democrats love to use me to control your every day affairs.

/cut to woman shopping: starts to pick up box of sugary cereal- Regulation Guy takes it from her, and replaces it with some genaro box labelled "Bland-Tasting But Nutritous"
/cut to guy about to water his lawn- Regulation Guy shuts off his water at the street

So vote Republican in November and avoid intrusive Regulations [heh], like me.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:32 PM (8y9MW)

245 You know, I finally figured it out. Kos looks EXACTLY like "Tooms" from the old classic X-Files episode "Squeeze

Holy crap. He does.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:32 PM (VtjlW)

246 "cock sucker" translated into Latin is "gallo combibo". Just throwing that out there.

Posted by: Not an Artist at February 16, 2012 04:33 PM (Lo/3Q)

247 Rape? Sacrifices for The Cause.

Posted by: Z Ryan at February 16, 2012 04:33 PM (tsC/8)

248 baahahahahahaha - they actually DO question the timing! I thought it was just an Ace joke at them.

Remind me how the fuck Media Matters is free from taxation?

Posted by: radar at February 16, 2012 04:33 PM (zmlwq)

249 You guys are all assuming Maher was pitching while Coulter was catching.

Posted by: MJ at February 16, 2012 04:33 PM (/x4oj)

250
Yeah, in another vid P Man gives a gift to one of the kids -- a t-shirt that says "I Eat Too Much" as a friendly reminder to eat sensibly.

And when the kid complains, P Man tells him to calm down and gives the kid a lecture on bullying.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 04:33 PM (G/zuv)

251 just off the left eye. the right eye is back to not-seeing. and i'm pretty fucked up on valiums right now. i have a better feeling about this; nothing fell off on my front porch, and i made it indoors

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at February 16, 2012 04:33 PM (QTHTd)

252 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2012 04:33 PM (7W3wI)

253 243 He does call them filthy animals--it's in the above clip. I love it. So sexy.

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:34 PM (7w+6S)

254
"I'm a regulation. I put your neighbor out of work."


Posted by: soothsayer at February 16, 2012 04:34 PM (G/zuv)

255 He not only burned that bridge, he nuked it and then used chemical/biological warfare on it just to be sure.

Does he end any of his jobs any other way?

Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2012 04:35 PM (KXm42)

256 What do you think guys, should we turn the lights off or off? We can do either, you know.

Posted by: Set Production Manager, Countdown at February 16, 2012 04:36 PM (/x4oj)

257 Doug Hutchinson, a 51-year-old actor who played in "The Green Mile" and "Lost," married his 16-year-old girlfriend Courtney Alexis Stodden on May 20 in Las Vegas ...


Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2012 04:36 PM (4q5tP)

258 >>>I think that the moral here, if there is one, is that those who
disregard property rights also inclined to disregard human rights.



For those who believe it's OK to force you to give what you are other wise unwilling to give to someone they think is in need believe, it's OK to force you to give what you are otherwise unwilling to give to someone they think is in need?

For those that believe in moral relativism, morality is relative?

I mean after all, if you weren't just hoarding it, we could sort of spread the wealth around, it's better for everybody that way. Who cares if *you* aren't game. Greatest good remember?

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Now Researching How to Awaken Azathoth at February 16, 2012 04:36 PM (0q2P7)

259 Markos even looks like a dork.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at February 16, 2012 04:37 PM (1rHeD)

260 Okay, I like Regulation/Progressive Guy. So, who can get people together to actually make this happen.

We'll quite obviously need a video camera, studio space (you can actually make your own for relatively cheap), audio recording equipment, audio/video editing equipment, a couple of script writers (spots should be 30 seconds to 1 minute), and assorted other production folks.

That's a long row to hoe, but I suspect we can put it together, if we'll actually do it.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:38 PM (8y9MW)

261 I do bear a resemblance to the Mayhem guy. I would love to do that ad.

I love the Mayhem ads. The Christmas tree one is great.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:38 PM (VtjlW)

262 255
He not only burned that bridge, he nuked it and then used chemical/biological warfare on it just to be sure.Does he end any of his jobs any other way?

Well, some of them end up with a milky substance on his face.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 16, 2012 04:38 PM (e0xKF)

263 Damn the gas prices, what we need to worry about is sex, sex, and buttsex!

Posted by: Foster Friess at February 16, 2012 04:39 PM (F6KtL)

264

"gallo"

you might want to work on the context matrix for your Latin translator

cockadoodledoo!

Posted by: imp at February 16, 2012 04:39 PM (UaxA0)

265 262 255
He not only burned that bridge, he nuked it and then used chemical/biological warfare on it just to be sure.Does he end any of his jobs any other way?

Well, some of them end up with a milky substance on his face.

----------------

Nah Olbster believes in recycling. Everything. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 16, 2012 04:40 PM (789+D)

266 How, in the name of all that's good, does anyone take KO seriously?

Posted by: Honey Badger at February 16, 2012 04:41 PM (GvYeG)

267 Kos's stupid mug has been staring at me for like an hour now.
Can we get a new thread?

Posted by: MrShad at February 16, 2012 04:41 PM (Xqfwb)

268 We'll quite obviously need a video camera, studio space (you can actually make your own for relatively cheap), audio recording equipment, audio/video editing equipment, a couple of script writers (spots should be 30 seconds to 1 minute), and assorted other production folks.That's a long row to hoe, but I suspect we can put it together, if we'll actually do it.

Can I play Regulation Girl (but no capes) and stomp on people's throats? Because that would be awesome.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:42 PM (VtjlW)

269 Bet: the next argument will be "there was more of this stuff at TEA Party rallies, but those goose steppers managed to silence their docile, anti-feminist women... and the silence proves it.

Posted by: amos at February 16, 2012 04:42 PM (POlmE)

270 Do yourselves a favor and read the comments at Daily Kos sometimes for a laugh.

Today was all about record profits at GM, which confused them greatly. They hate profit, and quite frankly, don't understand it, but they were pretty sure they liked that Obama had something to do with it.

Posted by: MJ at February 16, 2012 04:43 PM (/x4oj)

271 The funniest part Ace is that these assholes have been engaged on the issue resulting in additional exposure of the crimes by the Occupy dirtbags, especially to Olberman's two dozen fans. So too for the circle jerkers at Daily Kos.

Thank you very much Mr. Breitbart

Posted by: eureka! at February 16, 2012 04:43 PM (4e3Me)

272 You can't make an omelet without raping a few eggs.

Posted by: Josef S., Occupy Moscow at February 16, 2012 04:43 PM (MMC8r)

273 86

Can you imagine having too much to drink and waking up naked next to
Olby?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 03:41 PM (UOM4

There's not that much booze in the world.

Posted by: baldilocks at February 16, 2012 04:44 PM (T2/zQ)

274 I love the Mayhem ads. The Christmas tree one is great.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:38 PM (VtjlW)


That was the guy that played Dennis Leary's brother in Rescue Me.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 04:44 PM (UK9cE)

275 "Basically he's claiming if seedy, lower-class dregs showed up to these
things, they don't count, because they're not the nice upper middle
class private-college white kids who controlled the events."

Aha! The "1%" includes gazillionaires and the destitute. So it's really more that OWS is the 98%. Plus, just wait until Olby and Kos hear about all the anti-Semites in their midst.

Of course, they [strike]suck[/strike] lie at math, too, so the 1% can become indiscriminately large as needed.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at February 16, 2012 04:44 PM (eHIJJ)

276
Today was all about record profits at GM, which confused them
greatly. They hate profit, and quite frankly, don't understand it, but
they were pretty sure they liked that Obama had something to do with it.


did they know that it doesn't pay any taxes hence the profit?

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:45 PM (7w+6S)

277 Kos is a reprehensible human being.I can't even look at his ugly sneering face.

Posted by: steevy at February 16, 2012 04:46 PM (7W3wI)

278 263
Damn the gas prices, what we need to worry about is sex, sex, and buttsex!




Drill here, drill now?

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 04:47 PM (7w+6S)

279 "What can I call Kos that he hasn't been called before?"

Friend.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at February 16, 2012 04:47 PM (X3KAb)

280
Algore's network positions:
Occupy rapes, never happened, forget the facts.
Global warming always exists, forget the facts.
Olbermann and Kos together couldn't muster enough brains to blow their noses if brains were a nuclear warhead.

Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2012 04:48 PM (OlN4e)

281 Can you imagine having too much to drink and waking up naked next to Olby?

Waking up after that much alcohol? Medically impossible.

Posted by: t-bird at February 16, 2012 04:48 PM (FcR7P)

282 Kos' whiney pitched voice is unlistenable. Dude seems to have learned to breathe and talk through his nose as if he has spent long periods of time with something jammed deep in his esophagus.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 16, 2012 04:49 PM (4q5tP)

283
In case anyone forgot how "mature" Courtney Alexis Stodden looks...
Oh, it's wedding evidence too...

http://tinyurl.com/866eju9

Posted by: Mouthbreathing, religion and gunclinging luddite at February 16, 2012 04:49 PM (OyQf0)

284 That's the dude who done up an married the 16 yo who looks 32.

I feel sorry for him because he looks like Kos.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 16, 2012 04:49 PM (JxMoP)

285 I read someplace (Reader's Digest?) that the Romans had two terms in Latin for a BJ.

"Fellatio" which was the active act of sucking and another term for the passive act of getting your mouth humped.

If I remember right that term was "Taxpaying".

Posted by: Mr Fever Head at February 16, 2012 04:49 PM (SzAZ7)

286 "What can I call Kos that he hasn't been called before?"



Friend.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at February 16, 2012 04:47 PM (X3KAb)

A cool dude that really brings the truth.

Don't think he's ever been called that by anyone.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 04:50 PM (UK9cE)

287 did they know that it doesn't pay any taxes hence the profit?
--------------------------
Nope. They were also very confused about the dollar amount that this 7.6B profit cost to the taxpayer. Some thought it was 50B still owed to the government, but were corrected in that it was only 25B. That made it much better for them.

We only spent 25B of taxpayer money for a 7.6B profit which seemed like a pretty good deal.

It's a bit like watching a person tell you how vegan they are while clad in leather pants, you know, cause their both hip.

Posted by: MJ at February 16, 2012 04:50 PM (/x4oj)

288 286
"What can I call Kos that he hasn't been called before?"





Friend. Sexy.



Posted by: Jim Treacher at February 16, 2012 04:47 PM (X3KAb)


Fixed it for me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 04:52 PM (UOM48)

289 >>We only spent 25B of taxpayer money for a 7.6B profit which seemed like a pretty good deal.

Math is racist (and sexist). If "25 < 7.6" makes you feel good, then it's a good answer!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 16, 2012 04:52 PM (ZKzrr)

290 I fugure Kos has been double tapped so many times the wheezing is the wind passing between his ass and his mouth.

Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2012 04:54 PM (OlN4e)

291
@109 Also known as Fun With Laser Pointers week.Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 16, 2012 03:47 PM (mP3uM) Warn a girl, wouldja? My keyboard is now covered with spewed Coke.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 16, 2012 04:54 PM (0xqzf)

292 These leftwing dumbasses sure do need the occutards to succeed in helping their overlords the donks.

Posted by: rectal exam at February 16, 2012 04:54 PM (O7ksG)

293

That reminds me of a time a while back where I was in a bar sitting next to this skinny blonde chick......she was upset that she couldn't find her friends who staged a protest of the RB and BB Circus that was in town. She was a vegetarian that wouldn't eat meat.

I asked her if she ate fish. She said yes. I said, um....what, fish don't have feelings?

She said it was all about the cages. I asked her if she'd ever been to a fish hatchery. She said no cages.

MOON bat.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 04:54 PM (UK9cE)

294 Okay, artistic morons: Who can help us put Regulation/Progressive Guy (Gal? I like the idea of AtC Stompy-booting people) together?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:54 PM (8y9MW)

295 Shouldn't Media Matters pay 'its fair share ' in taxes? Fox does.

Posted by: nickless at February 16, 2012 04:55 PM (MMC8r)

296 282 Kos' whiney pitched voice is unlistenable. Dude seems to have learned to breathe and talk through his nose as if he has spent long periods of time with something jammed deep in his esophagus.

---------------

No doubt Kos's mom fed him a steady diet of zucchini when he was just a lad.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 16, 2012 04:57 PM (789+D)

297 Is it rape if you can barely get it up? I mean just a hypothetical. Really. I swear.

Posted by: Occupy Rape Street at February 16, 2012 04:58 PM (SzAZ7)

298 Had someone on FB tell me that republicans in 10 states are about to BAN contraceptive.

Naturally, I asked for the name of one of the ten states that are about to BAN contraceptives, which he gladly provided.

"WV, about to make ultrasounds mandatory on abortions. Which (he says) is tantamount to rape."

Posted by: Jimmah at February 16, 2012 04:59 PM (845uI)

299 No doubt Kos's mom fed him a steady diet of zucchini when he was just a lad.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 16, 2012 04:57 PM (789+D)



I don't remember where I read this, but he breast fed till he was 23.

Honest.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 04:59 PM (UK9cE)

300
Everybody out, somebody peed in here!

Posted by: CNN Pool at February 16, 2012 04:59 PM (r+9M6)

301 I'm surprised there aren't any reports of anal rape.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2012 05:00 PM (NtrXN)

302 "WV, about to make ultrasounds mandatory on abortions. Which (he says) is tantamount to rape."





Posted by: Jimmah at February 16, 2012 04:59 PM (845uI)


But, what the fuck does that have to do with the banning of contraceptives? Texas is attempting the same thing. I believe it's held up in court right now, but last time I checked, there were still Trojans hanging in the Pharmacy section at my local Tom Thumb.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 05:01 PM (UK9cE)

303
"WV, about to make ultrasounds mandatory on abortions. Which (he says) is tantamount to rape."


There is some typical leftard thought. Ultrasound is rape, sticking a vacuum cleaner up the uterus is not. why on Earth do we think them idiots?

Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2012 05:02 PM (OlN4e)

304 299 No doubt Kos's mom fed him a steady diet of zucchini when he was just a lad.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 16, 2012 04:57 PM (789+D)



I don't remember where I read this, but he breast fed till he was 23.

Honest.

------------

I think that was by his foster mom Barney Frank.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 16, 2012 05:02 PM (789+D)

305 I'm surprised there aren't any reports of anal rape.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2012 05:00 PM (NtrXN)

I think that's posted in their by-laws as a bonus.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 05:02 PM (UK9cE)

306 O/T, but we need a new thread.

Please.

CNN canceled the GA debate event because Mutt and Sancty said fuck you.

Obama horrified.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo goo ga joo at February 16, 2012 05:02 PM (4sQwu)

307 300
Everybody out, somebody peed in here

------------------

Had me looking for "curious", "dancing queen" troll for a sec.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 16, 2012 05:03 PM (789+D)

308 Math is racist (and sexist). If "25
--------------------------------
The fact that we ever lose to these hosephukers is amazing.

Posted by: MJ at February 16, 2012 05:03 PM (/x4oj)

309 298
Had someone on FB tell me that republicans in 10 states are about to BAN contraceptive.

Naturally, I asked for the name of one of the ten states that are about to BAN contraceptives, which he gladly provided.

"WV, about to make ultrasounds mandatory on abortions. Which (he says) is tantamount to rape."

:facepalm:

Ask him if what goes on at Occupy camps is considered rape if an ultrasound is considered "tantamount to rape".

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 16, 2012 05:04 PM (e0xKF)

310 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 04:42 PM (VtjlW)

Where were you when I was going to school at UC Berkeley?

Stomping commies was my favorite pastime!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 16, 2012 05:04 PM (nEUpB)

311 "WV, about to make ultrasounds mandatory on abortions. Which (he says) is tantamount to rape."

Does he know we already do that in Texas?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 16, 2012 05:04 PM (8y9MW)

312 "WV, about to make ultrasounds mandatory on abortions. Which (he says) is tantamount to rape."
-----------------------
You've got to remember that to most liberal guys, not getting enough frothy milk on their latte is tantamount to holocaust rape. Emo fucks.

Posted by: MJ at February 16, 2012 05:06 PM (/x4oj)

313 "220 I'm sure this has been covered, but was that piece of shit Colbert canned?"

Maybe he'll end up working on Current TV.
BWAHAHAHA

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 16, 2012 05:07 PM (4ME0F)

314 ""WV, about to make ultrasounds mandatory on abortions. Which (he says) is tantamount to rape"

Did you tell him that PP already does this to determine gestational age?

Fuckin' PP rapists.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at February 16, 2012 05:08 PM (zxrQh)

315 Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2012 04:54 PM (OlN4e)

"Double tapped?"

Um...I really hate to ask.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 16, 2012 05:08 PM (nEUpB)

316 RIP Gary Carter.

Posted by: LobarPendulum at February 16, 2012 05:09 PM (LoW/l)

317 Don't.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at February 16, 2012 05:09 PM (zxrQh)

318 "WV, about to make ultrasounds mandatory on abortions. Which (he says) is tantamount to rape."

Notice it equates abortion to contraception...and abortion's not being banned, either.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 16, 2012 05:09 PM (ZKzrr)

319 Um...I really hate to ask.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 16, 2012 05:08 PM (nEUpB) I know, but you did; He was tapped from both ends simultaneously. Tapped like a beer keg, but not with keg taps.....get it......nudge, nudge. Hold that thought....

Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2012 05:11 PM (OlN4e)

320 Hmmmm.

Tantamount: equivalent, as in value, force , effect, or signification.


Performing a sonogram on an unborn infant is the equivalent to a woman having someone forcibly removing portions of her clothes, being restrained and having some strange penis rammed repeatedly into her vagina against her will.

That makes all the sense in the world.

You should have that person removed from your friend list as the stupid may be contagious.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 05:11 PM (UK9cE)

321 <<Did you tell him that PP already does this to determine gestational age?>>

PP may do that but they don't tie you down and force you to view the images like the new law is gonna do.

Posted by: Ocutard response at February 16, 2012 05:11 PM (tf9Ne)

322 The anal sex is probably consensual. Mystery solved.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2012 05:11 PM (NtrXN)

323 >>"Double tapped?"
>>Um...I really hate to ask.

I was assuming "fingercuffs."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chasing_amy

If I'm wrong, please don't tell me.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 16, 2012 05:11 PM (ZKzrr)

324 Only a guy who principally worked in TV sports would eventually come up with what is a "net raped" statistic.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 16, 2012 05:11 PM (LVBKv)

325 RIP Gary Carter.


Posted by: LobarPendulum at February 16, 2012 05:09 PM (LoW/l)


The catcher?

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 05:12 PM (UK9cE)

326 Yep. Should have thought that one out.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at February 16, 2012 05:12 PM (zxrQh)

327 I know, but you did; He was tapped from both ends simultaneously.
Tapped like a beer keg, but not with keg taps.....get it......nudge,
nudge. Hold that thought....

I thought that was called The Rostisserie.

Posted by: The Chicken at February 16, 2012 05:13 PM (QKKT0)

328 303
"WV, about to make ultrasounds mandatory on abortions. Which (he says) is tantamount to rape."


There is some typical leftard thought. Ultrasound is rape, sticking a vacuum cleaner up the uterus is not. why on Earth do we think them idiots?
---
Passive imaging medical device = RAPE!

Medical grade coat hanger tearing a baby out one pice at a time = CONTRACEPTIVE!

Posted by: Jimmah at February 16, 2012 05:13 PM (845uI)

329 I think Paolo would be a good name for a Guatemalan boywhore.

Posted by: fb at February 16, 2012 05:14 PM (wQ1iq)

330 You said rape twice.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at February 16, 2012 05:14 PM (QKKT0)

331 So let me get this straight, as long as you were a "member" of OWS getting raped was just an inconvenience within the movement?

Posted by: mare at February 16, 2012 05:15 PM (A98Xu)

332 325
RIP Gary Carter.




Posted by: LobarPendulum at February 16, 2012 05:09 PM (LoW/l)

The catcher?

No, not Olbermann, the major league ballplayer.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 16, 2012 05:15 PM (e0xKF)

333 Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2012 05:11 PM (OlN4e)

I knew it wasn't the shooting technique, and I had a sneaking suspicion that it was what you just described....but I had to know.

I need to work on my curiosity.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 16, 2012 05:15 PM (nEUpB)

334 Kos has liver lips. gross.

Posted by: mare at February 16, 2012 05:15 PM (A98Xu)

335 No doubt Kos's mom fed him a steady diet of zucchini estrogen when he was just a lad.

Posted by: pep at February 16, 2012 05:15 PM (6TB1Z)

336 301
I'm surprised there aren't any reports of anal rape.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2012 05:00 PM (NtrXN)
Actually, there was a report of a young man being raped.

Posted by: eureka! at February 16, 2012 05:15 PM (4e3Me)

337
Posted by: mare at February 16, 2012 05:15 PM (A98Xu)


mare, I hope you saw my apology for jumping on you unjustly last week. If not, I repeat: I apologize.

Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2012 05:16 PM (OlN4e)

338 So let me get this straight, as long as you were a "member" of OWS getting raped was just an inconvenience within the movement?

Posted by: mare at February 16, 2012 05:15 PM (A98Xu)

Oh please, Jedi Master. Can you teach me the ways of the Uberdouche? You have an uncanny knack for the interpretation.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 05:17 PM (UK9cE)

339 Yes, that Gary Carter.

Posted by: LobarPendulum at February 16, 2012 05:17 PM (LoW/l)

340 mare, I hope you saw my apology for jumping on you unjustly last week. If not, I repeat: I apologize.

Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2012 05:16 PM (OlN4e)



Well, this IS a rape thread. As long as you were at an Occupy camp, but not a PART of Occupy, it's Ok.

Posted by: © Sponge at February 16, 2012 05:18 PM (UK9cE)

341 Wonkette? Does anyone give a fuck what Wonkette thinks about the dress of young women attending the CPAC event? Really?

http://bit.ly/yUxdZH


Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2012 05:18 PM (piMMO)

342 336 301
I'm surprised there aren't any reports of anal rape.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2012 05:00 PM (NtrXN)
Actually, there was a report of a young man being raped.
---
We prefer to call it pleasure redistribution.

Posted by: OWS Spokesman at February 16, 2012 05:18 PM (845uI)

343 Maddogg, no worries. Thank you.

Posted by: mare at February 16, 2012 05:19 PM (A98Xu)

344 Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 16, 2012 04:52 PM (UOM4

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Jim Treacher at February 16, 2012 05:20 PM (X3KAb)

345 >>So let me get this straight, as long as you were a "member" of OWS getting raped was just an inconvenience within the movement?

Just lie back and think of the good of the collective.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 16, 2012 05:20 PM (ZKzrr)

346 The black curtain behind Olby is particularly professional. I expect his excellent friend Garth Algar to appear from behind it at any moment.

KEITH'S WORLD! KEITH'S WORLD! PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!

Posted by: . at February 16, 2012 05:20 PM (gQLr2)

347 yo yo yo!

Posted by: Honey Badger at February 16, 2012 05:22 PM (GvYeG)

348 "Actually, there was a report of a young man being raped"

That was at Zuchotti, he is also deaf.

Posted by: Rick Hunter at February 16, 2012 05:23 PM (0tRzD)

349 341 Wonkette? Does anyone give a fuck what Wonkette thinks about the dress of young women attending the CPAC event? Really?

http://bit.ly/yUxdZH

342 336 301
I'm surprised there aren't any reports of anal rape.

------------------

I'm sure this is a coincidence.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 16, 2012 05:24 PM (789+D)

350 This is why we need free rubbers and abortions for the poor downtrodden rapin' masses. Then, there'd be no harm, no foul.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 16, 2012 05:25 PM (yn6XZ)

351 348 "Actually, there was a report of a young man being raped"

That was at Zuchotti, he is also deaf.
--
Filed under "miscommunication", not rape. Because of the deafness.

Posted by: OWS Spokesman at February 16, 2012 05:25 PM (845uI)

352 Markos is a high-pitched little weasel. Does he even have a dick? From the sound of his voice, I doubt it.

Posted by: R. Waher at February 16, 2012 05:25 PM (4FP+P)

353
Courtney Stodden is like one of those chicks that spams porn on twitter. In fact, people were complaining because her twitter comments were so gross. She really has a screw loose.

Psycho is not the new sexy!

Posted by: mike at February 16, 2012 05:28 PM (IlskE)

354 Filed under "miscommunication", not rape. Because of the deafness.
Posted by: OWS Spokesman at February 16, 2012 05:25 PM (845uI)

Should I not laugh at that?

Posted by: mare at February 16, 2012 05:30 PM (A98Xu)

355 "326 Yep. Should have thought that one out.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at February 16, 2012 05:12 PM (zxrQh) "


Give me a break. It's not my area of expertise.

(What tags work on this here forum anyways?)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2012 05:32 PM (NtrXN)

356 I thought Olberdouche was off the air

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 16, 2012 05:32 PM (1Jaio)

357 356
I thought Olberdouche was off the air

Close enough. He's on Al Gore's "Current TV". You can be on there for years and people won't even realize you're still around.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 16, 2012 05:35 PM (e0xKF)

358 Courtney Stodden is like one of those chicks that spams porn on twitter.
In fact, people were complaining because her twitter comments were so
gross. She really has a screw loose.


****

She behaves as a young woman who was fed a warped sexuality by a sick mother. I suspect that being a fly on the wall in that household would have resulted in one immediately casting themselves into the nearest bug zapper.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 16, 2012 05:35 PM (piMMO)

359 Who cares CurrentTV?

Posted by: mike at February 16, 2012 05:35 PM (IlskE)

360 Especially the cow college.
Well ...proabably only the cow college.
Posted by: eleven at February 16, 2012 03:39 PM (KXm42)

The "cow college" is just as academically rigorous as the rest of Cornell. Please don't repeat this bullshit. Pick on his comm degree if you must.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at February 16, 2012 05:36 PM (E7NVC)

361 Posted by: mike at February 16, 2012 05:28 PM (IlskE)

Who the fuck is Courtney Stodden? Is she a hooker?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 16, 2012 05:37 PM (nEUpB)

362 359
Who cares CurrentTV?

I think it's bundled onto some cable companies' packages, but nobody notices it because it's somewhere about 500 channels deep into the lineup.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 16, 2012 05:40 PM (e0xKF)

363 "WV, about to make ultrasounds mandatory on abortions. Which (he says) is tantamount to rape."



Virginia not West Virginia and it passed. The retards are saying it's rape but then it turns out that PP does the same thing to establish the age of the baby so it knows how big the vacuum nozzle or scissors should be.

Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 05:42 PM (7w+6S)

364 Posted by: dagny at February 16, 2012 05:42 PM (7w+6S)

I am not pro abortion by any stretch of the imagination, but this law seems silly.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 16, 2012 05:44 PM (nEUpB)

365 Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2012 05:32 PM (NtrXN)

Most of them. But you have to use brackets.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 16, 2012 05:45 PM (nEUpB)

366
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at February 16, 2012 05:37 PM (nEUpB)


Man. I must say that for a graduate of Berkley you are sorely lacking in knowledge of the baser popular culture, or lack of culture. I can possibly help, as I have an extensive knowledge of those things that be coarse......It was the oil patch and Halliburton whut dunnittome......

Posted by: maddogg at February 16, 2012 05:46 PM (OlN4e)

367 By the time I finished reading Lee Stranahan's debunking of Olbermann's
debunking all I could think was, "Damn! This is the same mentality the libs/left
use when discounting lone Muslim terrorists as part of the bigger picture of
terror/terror attacks." If they keep each attack separate it can be made to look
simply like some nut-job and a crime. Olbermann (et al's) discounting of the
rapes are a direct attempt to detach the perp/victim from the micro-society that
is Occupy. The rapes are just one piece of the deranged puzzle there. Each
disgusting, low-life piece connects to create a whole failed picture, Keefy.
Yet, these are the same people who insist on calling republicans "racists" while
willfully ignoring the democrats' dirty racist past, but oh how they have
refined it to modern perfection in using minority races as crack addicted whores
to their political pimping. Oh, and Olbermann and Kos-ass are not even worth
debunking. It's like poking around in your dog's shit in the pouring rain to look for anything of
worth.

Posted by: Drillanwr at February 16, 2012 06:08 PM (zUAPZ)

368 Kos has really got a bad case of teh uglies.

Posted by: rdbrewer at February 16, 2012 06:23 PM (Iyg03)

369 Kos is a poop head - he still won't return any of my calls

Posted by: Chaz Johnson at February 16, 2012 06:47 PM (vez2r)

370 SLOW.NEWS.DAY. Why does the Acemiester waste valuable blog space on slimebags like Markos and Oberdork? Because its a slow news day and he's got nothing. But I still love my Ewok and will always accept his judgement as final. Thats all,Night.

Posted by: Rich K at February 16, 2012 06:58 PM (X4l3T)

371 Test

Test

Test

[a href="http://ace.mu.nu/"]Test[/a]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2012 07:25 PM (NtrXN)

372 3/4.

What's wrong with the last one?

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2012 07:26 PM (NtrXN)

373 I am quite sure if Breitbart walked into a room with
either of these pantywads they would flee in terror and slip in their
own flop-sweat running to hide. He has more testosterone in his pinky
fingernail than both of these giggling petunias.


Posted by: ChristyBlinky loves Rubio
at February 16, 2012 04:29 PM
(baL2B)
So, we can count on you for a generous donation then. Right?

Posted by: OlberKos Defence Fund at February 16, 2012 07:49 PM (Onw8c)

374 Occupy are the hard left's Brown Shirts

Posted by: Purple Avenger at February 16, 2012 07:55 PM (QiDwH)

375 Just when I thought I couldn't loveJohnny Appleblog Andrew Breitbart more!

Posted by: Jade Sea at February 16, 2012 08:00 PM (lqVUn)

376 Now that there are almost 400 posts, I'll put in my observations.

This was *so* in the bubble, speaking to the choir type of "journolist'm" - hey. isn't that what they accuse FOX of being/doing?

Anyway, Kos was hilarious - OWS is setting the narrative? Really? So we're all lazy s.o.b.'s who want to be bailed out now? And the messenger DOESN'T matter? Since when???

And Olby - the left is the one who LOVES to be scared.

Twisted little minds speaking to all the mental midgets in our midst, oh joy.

Posted by: Amy Shulkusky at February 16, 2012 10:26 PM (jKunv)

377 Wow KOS is a flaming homo. Wiilllllbbbbeerrrrr!

There is no truth to the rumor that KOS is the lovechild of sunset blvd tranny streetwalker and a gay horse. no truth at all.

Wilber! yesss keithss sthat is sreallys sbads

haha the face of the sociopathic left. love it



PS - oh and btw, i'd wager money that Keith is showing 'not so early' stages of a movement disorder. Look at his head and body.. he cannot keep them still. Parkinson's or something worse. I noticed this awhile ago, and its gotten worse in the last few years. He didn't do that at ESPN

Posted by: Union destroyer at February 16, 2012 11:35 PM (bcmD0)

378 Ace wrote:

'By the way, holy frick, Breitbart goes wild in that clip. That must have been after we both did three lines of cocaine off the shaven chest of a 15 year old Guatamalan boywhore named "Snacky-Pants." '

(There was more copied and pasted, but had to be deleted.)

Ace, you don't know me, and surely could not care less. The truth, however must be told: From an abundance of the heart the mouth speaks, and your heart is full of filth. Repeating it, as you do in an apparent effort to criticize, is not condemning it, it is further promoting it.

Writing in a cynical style might seem cool, but in fact is demeaning to both the reader and writer, as well as the target.

Reading your work actively damages a desire for goodness and reduces hope for better things. I've been a reader of yours for several years, but simply cannot continue.

May you some day find the desire and a way to use your magnificent creative talents in a constructive manner.

Sincerely, Peter Warner.

Posted by: Peter Warner at February 16, 2012 11:43 PM (q2ZT0)

379 I've been a reader of yours for several years, but simply cannot continue.


Well ... bye.

Posted by: toby928© at February 17, 2012 12:00 AM (GTbGH)

380 "From an abundance of the heart the mouth speaks, and your heart is full of filth."

Well, yeah, that's kind of a racial trait with ewoks. It's not really his fault.

Posted by: Tunkhannock at February 17, 2012 12:46 AM (3AOLv)

381 Huh. No true wealthy, white, liberal college grad would ever rape anyone at an Occupy camp. Also, apparently no true Scotsman would be caught buggering the sheep.

Posted by: Darkmage at February 17, 2012 09:44 AM (yvnmY)

382 Kathleen Willey ...anybody remember her?

Posted by: torabora at February 19, 2012 12:11 PM (2Yb2O)






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