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| Chimichanga?Was it a "great line" in the first place? I get it, though. Because no Republican in any position of prominence could have used Dana Milbank's lame line -- "All [Democrats] have to offer Hispanics is the chimichanga" -- without experiencing two months of fake, ginned-up "outrage." Liberals, by definition, are not racist. So if a comment comes along that pushes a stereotype, you must have just misunderstood. Conservatives, by definition, are racist. So if a similar comment comes along, that's proof of the racism. But I don't know if doing the same thing in return helps us at all. But "I Might Have Tacos" Is Racist? The nuanced decisions they make! I assume the mayor there who said "I might have tacos" as his suggestion for Latino outreach must be a Democrat, as MSNBC studiously refuses to identify his party. Nope: Rocks says he's a Republican. So, if a Republican says something similar he gets a national campaign directed against him. Jim Messina doesn't even issue an apology.Thanks to @rdbrewer4 Comments1
Maccaca!
Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2012 02:17 PM (UK9cE) 2
All Dana Millbank can offer Hispanics is a salty cracker.
Posted by: nickless at February 15, 2012 02:18 PM (Vrr8k) 3
Thanks Messina. That's going to make a great RNC ad.
Posted by: S Daniel at February 15, 2012 02:19 PM (AiWBS) 4
Finally we're playing the game unhampered. Fuck them. War.
Posted by: njlibertarian at February 15, 2012 02:19 PM (R79sT) 5
All that a man named "Dana" has to offer Hispanics is a blowjob
Posted by: Mr Pink at February 15, 2012 02:19 PM (nQEzd) Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2012 02:19 PM (UK9cE) 7
If somebody would offer me a burrito from a New Mexico-style place in the DC area called Anita's, well, I'd vote for them. But I'm not hispanic. Still, it's a good burrito. What was the question?
Posted by: joncelli's lunch was inadequate at February 15, 2012 02:20 PM (RD7QR) 8
I'm Offended.
Posted by: Chalupa at February 15, 2012 02:20 PM (QyIw/) 9
Anita's green chili pork is even better
Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2012 02:21 PM (WkuV6) 10
Like I said earlier, I don't know if this is "getting them." I think it's really us buying into the Political Correctness regime and, by implication, endorsing it.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2012 02:21 PM (nj1bB) 11
This post is making me hungry.
Posted by: mugiwara at February 15, 2012 02:21 PM (7qyie) 12
Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2012 02:21 PM (7W3wI) 13
Anita's is awesome. Try their 1.50 breakfast burrito
Posted by: Mr Pink at February 15, 2012 02:21 PM (nQEzd) 14
Oh, and Jim Messina is a dick.
Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2012 02:21 PM (UK9cE) Posted by: Bob_B at February 15, 2012 02:22 PM (niW49) Posted by: TexBob at February 15, 2012 02:22 PM (51Nv7) 17
If someone could offer evidence that one of these cases of us trying to use PC nonsense to drive someone from a job worked, I might be in favor of it.
But it doesn't seem like this ever works for us in that way. We make a complaint; it's ignored. They make a complaint; sponsors drop out of a show, people get fired. Posted by: ace at February 15, 2012 02:22 PM (nj1bB) 18
The biggest racists I ever knew were my lib friends in L.A. They'd drop n-bombs like it was 1850.
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2012 02:23 PM (KXm42) 19
10 Yeah,but can we really reverse it at this point?Do we hoist them on their own petard?
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2012 02:23 PM (7W3wI) 20
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Anita's green chili pork is even better Posted by: Jean at February 15, 2012 02:21 PM (WkuV6) Dude, stop torturing me. It's a 3-hour drive from here to the nearest Anita's. Posted by: joncelli's lunch was inadequate at February 15, 2012 02:23 PM (RD7QR) 21
Yes, imagine the outrageous outrage if a Republican had said the only thing Democrats have to offer the Germans is sauerkraut or the only thing we have to offer blacks is watermelon and fried chicken. Matthews, Maher, Schultz, Maddow, Boxer, and Sharpton's heads would literally explode off their shoulders in outrageous outrage.
If we're offering chimichangas, will they be free? That's the real question. Posted by: Lady in Black.....{waiting for SMOD} at February 15, 2012 02:23 PM (F+Xfj) 22
German car. Not a racist statement.
American car. Not a racist statement. French car. Not a racist statement. Japanese car. Not a racist statement. Mexican car. RACIST STATEMENT! Why? Because of what someone "hears between the lines" and not what someone says. Racism is in the ear of the beholder. Posted by: Dang at February 15, 2012 02:23 PM (BbX1b) 23
Like I said earlier, I don't know if this is
"getting them." I think it's really us buying into the Political Correctness regime and, by implication, endorsing it. Posted by: ace at February 15, 2012 02:21 PM (nj1bB) It's the beginning of them having to live by their own rules, finally. Live by the sword, die by it. Maybe, they'll figure out it sucks and drop the whole thing. Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2012 02:23 PM (UK9cE) 24
Republicans, as usual, fucked up another great opportunity. Forget the PC petard horseshit. You say this: "Yeah, and all that Obama and the Democrats offer to hispanics is lousy schools and generations in the lower-class." Bam! That's how you do it. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2012 02:23 PM (sqkOB) Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2012 02:24 PM (ebuus) Posted by: S Daniel at February 15, 2012 02:24 PM (AiWBS) 27
Well you have to admit that us offering them chimichangas seems pretty cheap since Obama offers their drug cartels machine guns.
I though we were supposed to be the rich party. Posted by: robtr at February 15, 2012 02:25 PM (MtwBb) 28
I think it's really us buying into the Political Correctness regime and, by implication, endorsing it. Posted by: ace So why not mock the shit out of them? There is no come back from ridicule. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2012 02:25 PM (+Jr2Z) 29
I'm sure some liberal only voted for Obama because he once ate a chimichanga.
Posted by: Roy at February 15, 2012 02:25 PM (VndSC) 30
Mock him for it, but don't vilify him for it. Mock him a lot. Dana "Taco" Milbank has a nice ring to it.
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (hiMsy) 31
On a related note, there was a dust up at a near by PD recently. Apparently, some officers were accused by the Feds for targeting and harrassing Hispanics.
After being grilled by agents all day, the Chief was asked by a reporter what he was doing for the Hispanic community today. He said he was going home and eating some tacos. It didn't turn out well. Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (uAxAi) 32
Bam!
That's how you do it. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2012 02:23 PM (sqkOB) Ya know....I've been wondering why the R's are always fucking silent when they get attacked. I mean, that bull shit that Sheila Jackson Lee and Babs Boxer have been throwing down for the last couple days REALLY needs to be responded to. Is our side really THAT gutless / nutless? Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (UK9cE) Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (sqkOB) 34
4. "Make the enemy live up to its own book
of rules. You can kill them with this, for they can no more obey their own rules than the Christian church can live up to Christianity." Posted by: RarestRX at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (9ct4e) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (XCHGh) 36
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Well you have to admit that us offering them chimichangas seems pretty cheap since Obama offers their drug cartels machine guns. I though we were supposed to be the rich party. Posted by: robtr at February 15, 2012 02:25 PM (MtwBb) That's so they can shoot the messenger. Posted by: tcn at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (hQX3k) 37
I read a nino at the end of this post, ace.
Posted by: M. Dowd at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (7qyie) Posted by: garrett at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (ebuus) 39
Wasn't the chimichanga invented by the American chain Chi-Chi's, or am I thinking of something else?
Like how chop suey was (allegedly)invented in the U.S. to appeal toAsian immigrants, and thus isn't actually Chinese. Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (zgHLA) 40
I'm offended
Posted by: Puta Con Culo Grande at February 15, 2012 02:26 PM (QyIw/) 41
They are too busy being outraged about this: "1-800-Flowers Is Taking A Beating on Twitter For Hundred's Of Botched V-Day Deliveries" http://tinyurl.com/6uaxtrm
So the guy who everyone said was cheap cause he hand delivered his flowers turns out to be the genius. Posted by: jeremy lin fan at February 15, 2012 02:27 PM (oZfic) 42
I gotta whole bunch of meh about this. Reacting hyper-sensitively doesn't make us look like adults.
Posted by: Penfold at February 15, 2012 02:28 PM (1PeEC) 43
The Republicans have not a inkling on how to combat the Democrats' slander. Nor the ambition, apparently. They sit there and take it. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2012 02:28 PM (sqkOB) 44
http://youtu.be/m2mWOP2z-DU
Posted by: The Q at February 15, 2012 02:28 PM (LnQhT) 45
Why would the GOP be offering Latino voters chimichangas? It's an expert in Tex-Mex cuisine or something?
This doesn't even make any sense. Posted by: Andy at February 15, 2012 02:28 PM (5Rurq) 46
I'm half Mexican and feeling much better now that I'm not eating gluten.
So I'm like doubly insulted n stuff. Like he couldn't have picked a corn tortilla based slur. Posted by: Mama AJ at February 15, 2012 02:28 PM (XdlcF) Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at February 15, 2012 02:28 PM (MTzcp) 48
The only thing democrats have to offer blacks and hispanics is slavery to the state.
Posted by: Ms Choksondik, all in for Heroin Overdose 2012 at February 15, 2012 02:28 PM (fYOZx) 49
And the pic of Messina in the link looks like he has been practicing to inhale a chorico, IFYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Penfold at February 15, 2012 02:29 PM (1PeEC) 50
Like I said earlier, I don't know if this is "getting them." I think it's really us buying into the Political Correctness regime and, by implication, endorsing it.
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2012 02:21 PM (nj1bB) *********** The way I read it---and hell I could be wrong--- Democrats think you have to bribe minorities to vote-by offering them things. As if Hispanics are only interested in things that are specific to their cultural identity. It can't possibly be that a Hispanic American business owner would be interested in less regulation and a more laissez faire attitude by government toward the economy. That's the way I am seeing this play out. Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2012 02:29 PM (r2PLg) 51
If the Republicans offered Hispanics a Chimichanga they will run afowl of Moochell's food regs since they're deep fried. Or lose a hand when she intercepts it.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2012 02:29 PM (tf9Ne) 52
Hope and Chimichangas!
Posted by: Obama Campaign 22012 at February 15, 2012 02:29 PM (ySwnq) 53
48 Which they apparently love.The majority anyway.
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2012 02:30 PM (7W3wI) 54
We need to use every attack option available.
No more 'high-road' bullshit If Obama wins again the country is done. The guy is actually saying high gas prices are a good thing. the guy is a child. Btw here in ca, prices have always been $4 since this tyrant seized power. economy has been devastated. if it rises above $5 a gallon we are finished. Invest in lead and brass. They always keep value. Posted by: Billy Barty at February 15, 2012 02:30 PM (bcmD0) Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2012 02:30 PM (KXm42) 56
This will be the liberal spin on this, guaranteed. Chimichangas are an Americanization of Authentic Mexican food. What Milbank was really saying is Republicans, by only being able to only offer Chimichangas to Hispanics, are trying to trick Hispanics into denying their true heritage and force them to become like white people.
Posted by: Rocks at February 15, 2012 02:30 PM (Q1lie) Posted by: Macauly Culkin at February 15, 2012 02:30 PM (ebuus) 58
Reading the source article, I'm surprised we're not making noise about John McCain finally losing the last brain cell that was holding on. Seriously? You're pontificating on the wonders of Arizona "cuisine" at a Confirmation hearing for a judicial candidate (whose last name sounds Hispanic)? I thought we were the party for Grown-Ups - just because the Dems want to be infantile doesn't mean we have to stoop to their level. Make fun of the way that THEY are making big deals out of stuff that really doesn't matter, sure. But we need to quit engaging them when they do childish things, and call them when they are making asses of themselves. There is a way to do this that makes THEM look foolish. And they really, really don't want to look foolish..... Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 15, 2012 02:30 PM (0xqzf) 59
@ 24 32
LOL @ u You're so naive to think it would actually work like that?! What part of the weapon don't you get? PC is about the left, it is their weapon, and it only works one way. Even if you're right, the MSM won't give up on the narrative. Hell, even Murdoch is taking fox news more to the center. This has nothing to do with balls. It has to do with manipulation and a game that isn't a game. It's the fucking Kobayashi Maru. It is DESIGNED to be unwinnable. Posted by: Bob_B at February 15, 2012 02:31 PM (0tRzD) 60
What a great opportunity to reach out to the poor and hispanic; the Republicans have their ear. Tell them the Democrats only offer them scraps to keep them in perpetual poverty. Shit, they just admitted they use the hispanics to get votes. Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2012 02:31 PM (sqkOB) 61
>>>Was it a "great line" in the first place?
Yeah nevermind the fact you are far more likely to see a Chimi served in the US than in Mexico and that only two Mexican states favor the Chimi as cuisine, a far cry from the whole of Mexico. What is essentially US Mexican food now represents the whole of Latin America all the way to Argentina. It's plugging two horribly inaccurate stereotypes that all Mexican's eat food like we find in US Mexican restaurants AND all Latin American's are Mexican. If advocacy groups can't find it in themselves to get upset at that. F* em. They F*ing turned in their race card. Posted by: MikeTheMoose Now Researching How to Awaken Azathoth at February 15, 2012 02:31 PM (0q2P7) 62
The funny part of Univision is that most latinos I know still think it is owned by latinos.
Posted by: Elephant Liberation Front at February 15, 2012 02:31 PM (mP3uM) 63
Don't forget that idea that legal Latino voters are supposedly all-in for amnesty and encouragement of illegal behaiviors.
That itself is pretty racist and condescending, and it's at the core of both parties' attempts to appeal to that demographic. Posted by: Lance McCormick at February 15, 2012 02:31 PM (zgHLA) 64
The only thing Barack had to offer us was his chimichanga.
Posted by: Larry Sinclair & Kal Penn at February 15, 2012 02:31 PM (fYOZx) 65
Dana Milbank es un pinche pendejo.
Posted by: MJ at February 15, 2012 02:32 PM (/x4oj) 66
I'm offended by the link to Univisíon news which has become basically a Spanish language NPR.
Posted by: Bob Saget at February 15, 2012 02:32 PM (SDkq3) 67
Estoy ofendido
Posted by: Chupacabra at February 15, 2012 02:32 PM (QyIw/) 68
"Taco" Milbank made a stupid remark. Happens all the time in leftyland.
Should conservatives make remarks like that? Hey, nothing else seems to be working. Posted by: Captain Whitebread at February 15, 2012 02:32 PM (zeirO) 69
A bean in every pot!
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 15, 2012 02:32 PM (hiMsy) Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2012 02:32 PM (sqkOB) 71
You're pontificating on the wonders of Arizona "cuisine" at a Confirmation hearing for a judicial candidate (whose last name sounds Hispanic)?
******* Ya...particularly when the judge is Cuban American. I like cafe con leches -but they don't have the chimichanga. Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2012 02:33 PM (r2PLg) 72
Meh. I prefer regular burritos to Chimichangas, and a plain flour tortilla filled with eggs and chorizo to both.
Still, Dana Miltbank is an ass. Not for this, just in general. Posted by: Slublog at February 15, 2012 02:33 PM (0nqdj) 73
The GOP should try offering Latino voters a night with the redhead in my link earlier.
Posted by: The Q at February 15, 2012 02:33 PM (LnQhT) 74
TAMALE!
Posted by: George Costanza at February 15, 2012 02:33 PM (ebuus) Posted by: Speedy Gonzales at February 15, 2012 02:33 PM (o8Ahx) 76
5 All that a man named "Dana" has to offer Hispanics is a blowjob
Posted by: Mr Pink at February 15, 2012 02:19 PM (nQEzd) That's my job! Posted by: Bawney Fwank at February 15, 2012 02:33 PM (fYOZx) 77
What is a chimichanga? Isn't it just a deep-fried burrito? Barky told us Michelle loves Mexican food. He warned us to never get between her and a taco. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:33 PM (UOM48) 78
If this chimichanga thing is considered stepping in it, then today on Capitol Hill, acting White House budget director Jeff Zients
stepped in it, rolled in it, painted it on his face and then ate it with a spoon. He directly undermined the administration’s claim before the US Supreme Court by saying that there is no tax element of Obamacare and the mandate to buy insurance is not a tax. Posted by: mama winger at February 15, 2012 02:34 PM (P6QsQ) 79
I mean, shit, at this point I'm hungry enough to have some of those weird cuban plantains, the ones that taste like fried bananas. I've got to pack a bigger lunch.
Posted by: joncelli's lunch was inadequate at February 15, 2012 02:34 PM (RD7QR) 80
Reading the source article, I'm surprised we're not making noise about John McCain finally losing the last brain cell that was holding on.
I read that extremely poorly written link twice and couldn't make heads or tales of it. Insert a McCain comment then post the twitter comment without any context and what the hell does it mean? I can't even find where McCain supposedly said that. Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 15, 2012 02:34 PM (phlKA) 81
OT Megadeth frontman backs Rick Santorum
Wow. Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2012 02:34 PM (7W3wI) 82
So basically we are following John McCain, who was followed up by Dana Milbank at Wa Po.
I think we should.... RETREAT! Fall back bastards it's a TRAP!!1! Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2012 02:34 PM (r2PLg) 83
Barky told us Michelle loves Mexican food. He warned us to never get between her and a taco.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:33 PM (UOM4 It's not like Barry would know what to do with a taco. IYKWIMAIKTYD Posted by: Ms Choksondik, all in for Heroin Overdose 2012 at February 15, 2012 02:35 PM (fYOZx) 84
It's the beginning of them having to live by their own rules, finally.
Live by the sword, die by it. Maybe, they'll figure out it sucks and drop the whole thing. Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2012 02:23 PM (UK9cE) Or, more likely, the charge doesn't stick, and some supposed Latino advocacy group backs the Dems, and we're still racist. http://tinyurl.com/727c9j4 Yup. Posted by: red sweater at February 15, 2012 02:35 PM (Xwgt3) 85
Que es la problema, blancos?
Posted by: MJ, Sleeping Under a Cactus with a Bottle of Tequila at February 15, 2012 02:35 PM (/x4oj) 86
I found my birthday gift more offensive.
Posted by: El Guapo at February 15, 2012 02:35 PM (ebuus) 87
<<What part of the weapon don't you get? PC is about the left, it is their weapon, and it only works one way.>>
So its like the backwards firing gun that Matt Helm had? If we pick it up we'll shoot ourselves. Posted by: Buzzsaw at February 15, 2012 02:36 PM (tf9Ne) 88
77 What is a chimichanga? Isn't it just a deep-fried burrito?
Yeah - and the perfect food would then have to be a bacon-loaded chimichanga. Posted by: Roy at February 15, 2012 02:36 PM (VndSC) 89
I mean, shit, at this point I'm hungry enough to have some of those weird cuban plantains,
***** Those actually suck. Cubans do make a good sammich, but right now I've read too much John McCain and can't remember what they're called. Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2012 02:36 PM (r2PLg) 90
Barky told us Michelle loves Mexican food. He warned us to never get between her and a taco.Posted by: Jane D'oh
That's because Quatto lives in her belly. He bites Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2012 02:37 PM (+Jr2Z) 91
@70
If you think "Yeah, and all that Obama and the Democrats offer to hispanics is lousy schools and generations in the lower-class" can affect the Narrative, you're not just naive, you're unhinged. The MSM would simply ignore you. And once you get their attention they'll flick you away as a slopeheaded racist troll with a victim comlpex. That's SOP. What part of this haven't you been paying attention to, Sooth? I'm kinda shocked we're having this conversation... Posted by: Bob_B at February 15, 2012 02:37 PM (0tRzD) 92
If we're offering chimichangas, will they be free? That's the real question.
Posted by: Lady in Black.....{waiting for SMOD} at February 15, 2012 02:23 PM (F+Xfj) __________________ I dunno, but I used to see bumper stickers in Berkeley that said "Free Chile." Maybe "Free Chimichangas" wouldn't fit. Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 15, 2012 02:37 PM (YOaUF) 93
Ace wrote: Liberals, by definition, are not racist. So if a comment comes along that pushes a stereotype, you must have just misunderstood.
Conservatives, by definition, are racist. So if a similar comment comes along, that's proof of the racism. ---------- Never thought of it that way, but you are absolutely right. Posted by: Uriah Heep at February 15, 2012 02:37 PM (JdSQO) 94
no tax element of Obamacare and the mandate to buy insurance is not a tax.
Posted by: mama winger at February 15, 2012 02:34 PM (P6QsQ) I saw that and I hope there is a nice video and a transcript and they can send it along to the Surpremes. Posted by: jeremy lin fan at February 15, 2012 02:37 PM (oZfic) 95
He directly undermined the administration’s claim before the US Supreme Court by saying that there is
no tax element of Obamacare and the mandate to buy insurance is not a tax. Posted by: mama winger at February 15, 2012 02:34 PM (P6QsQ) Whoa. MAJOR gaffe. That was their justification for the mandate. Posted by: joncelli's lunch was inadequate at February 15, 2012 02:37 PM (RD7QR) 96
Really? You seemed to like it. You even said, "It's a sweater!!!"
Posted by: El Guapo's Gang at February 15, 2012 02:38 PM (/x4oj) 97
Was at the store,yet another magazine with Moochelle on the cover and some collectors item black history mag with Obama and MLK on the cover.There is at least one magazine every month with Moo on the cover,usually more than one.
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2012 02:38 PM (7W3wI) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:38 PM (UOM48) 99
Ladies, if you are stuffing your taco with meat just because you enjoy it, you are going to burn in hell! And no sour cream, ever!
Posted by: Rick Santorum at February 15, 2012 02:38 PM (0tkqC) 100
My friends, you don't have to be afraid of brown people, brown rice, or even the brown recluse spider. Wait a minute, on that last one I think you do.
Posted by: Juan McCain at February 15, 2012 02:39 PM (phlKA) 101
Doesn't she get paid for those images as they trade marked their images?
Posted by: jeremy lin fan at February 15, 2012 02:39 PM (oZfic) 102
Really? You seemed to like it. You even said, "It's a sweater!!!"
I was faking it. I do that sometimes. Posted by: El Guapo at February 15, 2012 02:39 PM (ebuus) 103
It's fucking racist, Ace. Stop thinking that the way to win this battle is to rise above it all and not hold your enemy to the ridiculous standards they themselves lay out.
Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at February 15, 2012 02:39 PM (BNkS9) 104
I read that extremely poorly written link twice and couldn't make heads or tales of it. Insert a McCain comment then post the twitter comment without any context and what the hell does it mean? I can't even find where McCain supposedly said that.
********* It's like a chimichanga made by the maid in- The Help.! Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2012 02:39 PM (r2PLg) 105
The "Dirty Sanchez" at Torchy's Tacos is pretty dang awesome for a vegetarian taco(I know.)
On the other hand, I've heard "Taco" Milbank favors a "Cleveland Steamer". Posted by: naturalfake at February 15, 2012 02:39 PM (XBdI0) 106
Ahh, sure am glad i live in the modern politically correct world where we celebrate our differences by building a society based solely on skin color and take offense at everything. Now if you'll excuse me, i have to go get some chinese takeout for lunch and then attend a sensitivity training class that will teach me the chinese are more than just quick meal providers.
Posted by: booger at February 15, 2012 02:39 PM (29wvc) 107
Interesting fact: chimichanga was created through an American(Woody Johnson) seeing the failure of mexican food and making it better. The chimichanga is the America perfecting a wrong.
Posted by: SnowSoul at February 15, 2012 02:40 PM (QjWDj) 108
Btw here in ca, prices have always been $4 since this tyrant seized power. economy has been devastated. if it rises above $5 a gallon we are finished.
Posted by: Billy Barty at February 15, 2012 02:30 PM (bcmD0) ___________________ Wait for CA's recently signed "cap and trade" legislation to kick in. Gas at $4/gal is gonna seem cheap. Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 15, 2012 02:40 PM (YOaUF) 109
Pinche maricon, jefe.
Posted by: El Guapo's Gang at February 15, 2012 02:40 PM (/x4oj) 110
Ahh, sure am glad i live in the modern politically correct world where we celebrate our differences by building a society based solely on skin color and take offense at everything. Now if you'll excuse me, i have to go get some chinese takeout for lunch and then attend a sensitivity training class that will teach me the chinese are more than just quick meal providers.
Posted by: booger at February 15, 2012 02:39 PM (29wvc) ________________ Hey, pick up my shirts on your way, wouldja? Posted by: Jay Guevara at February 15, 2012 02:41 PM (YOaUF) Posted by: El Guapo at February 15, 2012 02:41 PM (DUoD7) Posted by: The Cocoa Bean at February 15, 2012 02:41 PM (o8Ahx) Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2012 02:42 PM (r2PLg) 114
We need more lemon Pledge!
Posted by: consuela at February 15, 2012 02:42 PM (oW269) 115
OBAMA: I 'didn't understand how bad it was going to get'...
is this the same as GWB saying "it's hard work"? Posted by: jeremy lin fan at February 15, 2012 02:42 PM (oZfic) 116
I assume the mayor there who said "I might have tacos" as his suggestion
for Latino outreach must be a Democrat, as MSNBC studiously refuses to identify his party. Surprisingly enough, it appears that he is a Republican. Posted by: JSchuler at February 15, 2012 02:43 PM (SmZQt) 117
I will cut your belly open,pull out your intestines and squeeze the shit out of them.
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2012 02:43 PM (7W3wI) 118
I love me a hot chimichanga with a big helping of spicy macaca sauce.
Posted by: George Allen at February 15, 2012 02:43 PM (QKKT0) Posted by: Bill Dana at February 15, 2012 02:43 PM (1ZF7c) 120
The Democrats, ofcourse, offer spinning hubcabs and fuzzy dashboard covers. Because they love 'those people.'
Posted by: Dana Millbank's Inner Dialogue at February 15, 2012 02:43 PM (MMC8r) 121
Typical of a lib to expect a political party to give something to a group. It's the master-slave ideology.
How about getting government out of the way so that the Americans of Posted by: baldilocks at February 15, 2012 02:44 PM (T2/zQ) 122
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBhI9p8WkHI
Posted by: Rick Santorum at February 15, 2012 02:44 PM (0tkqC) Posted by: Sombrero at February 15, 2012 02:44 PM (o8Ahx) 124
I'm not offended, just confused. What the hell does that line even mean? Are Republicans known for making really excellent chimichangas or something? Are GOP-crafted fajitas unworthy of acclaim?
You know what the Repubs (the decent, no-amnesty ones) have to offer latinos? Legitimacy. "Hey, are you sick of everyone squinting at you and assuming you're an illegal alien? Vote for a conservative Republican who wants to control the borders." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 15, 2012 02:44 PM (4df7R) 125
I get the whole "turnabout is fair play" thing, and fully support pointing out the hypocrisy, but I just can't get "outraged." I detest the other side for playing the race card all the time, so it makes manufacturing the same kind of umbrage close to impossible.
Posted by: wte9 at February 15, 2012 02:44 PM (kv183) 126
My gardener is royally pissed about this. You should see what he did to my poor boxwood hedge.
Posted by: Cicero at February 15, 2012 02:44 PM (QKKT0) 127
Speaking of chimichangas, whatever happened to Rick Sanchez? Is he living under a bridge somewhere?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:44 PM (UOM48) 128
Interesting fact: chimichanga was created through an American(Woody Johnson) I heard he was kind of a dick. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2012 02:44 PM (XCHGh) 129
My friends, we've finally found something that my former colleague in the Senate, Rick Santorum approves of a woman sticking in her mouth.
Posted by: Juan McCain at February 15, 2012 02:45 PM (phlKA) 130
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Interesting fact: chimichanga was created through an American(Woody Johnson) I heard he was kind of a dick. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 15, 2012 02:44 PM (XCHGh) I hate you for making me laugh at that. Posted by: joncelli's lunch was inadequate at February 15, 2012 02:45 PM (RD7QR) 131
Republican 2012 Campaign Slogan : Curb Feelers are a Right!
Posted by: Dana Milbank - comedienne at February 15, 2012 02:45 PM (ebuus) 132
Can we just get McCain to retire? Go live off his wifes money so he does not much things up anymore?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2012 02:46 PM (lZBBB) 133
The American Spectator has a nice article looking at Romney and Santorum.
http://tinyurl.com/87vg89d More to the point, Romney was the architect of the prototype for Obamacare. Aside from jobs, that invasive law will be the number one issue in the campaign this summer and fall. Not the prescription drug benefit. Not No Child Left Behind. Not earmarks. Not labor unions. Underestimating the value of having a candidate with a clear record on Obamacare can't be overstated. Romney doesn't have it. Santorum does. To be fair, libertarian commentators have harshly criticized Romney, and rightly so. But in a face-off between Santorum and Romney, I frequently get the picture that they would much prefer the latter -- even though Romney's policy sins are far more grievous and substantial. Posted by: 18-1 at February 15, 2012 02:46 PM (7BU4a) 134
Hey, you guys, is my sidebar cricket button working for you?
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 15, 2012 02:46 PM (Iyg03) 135
Whoa. MAJOR gaffe. That was their justification for the mandate.
Posted by: joncelli's lunch was inadequate at February 15, 2012 02:37 PM Yep. If they classify it as a tax, their argument is that they have the power to levy the mandate and fines for non-compliance. If they admit it is not a tax, then where do they derive their power? I hope the Supremes get videos of this guy's congressional testimony in triplicate. Posted by: mama winger at February 15, 2012 02:46 PM (P6QsQ) 136
Democrats: Shoving the Leafblower of Compassion up the collective sphincters of the American Undocumented Worker.
Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at February 15, 2012 02:46 PM (QKKT0) 137
And yes, I heard about the Chimichanga from my daughter, who knows ALL about Food!
Posted by: John McLame at February 15, 2012 02:46 PM (lZBBB) 138
I love it every single time a James Ellroy character (usually a white cop) refers to a lowrider as a "taco wagon." Racist? Ohhellyeah... Posted by: M. Murcek at February 15, 2012 02:47 PM (ToZXn) 139
Can we just get McCain to retire? Go live off his wifes money so he does not much things up anymore?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2012 02:46 PM (lZBBB) Mooch I much! Posted by: Juan McCain at February 15, 2012 02:47 PM (ySwnq) 140
Hey, you guys, is my sidebar cricket button working for you?
Posted by: rdbrewer at February 15, 2012 02:46 PM (Iyg03) Yes. Posted by: Tami at February 15, 2012 02:47 PM (X6akg) 141
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Hey, you guys, is my sidebar cricket button working for you? Posted by: rdbrewer at February 15, 2012 02:46 PM (Iyg03) -------------------- It did on the second try. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:47 PM (UOM48) 142
I hope the Supremes get videos of this guy's congressional testimony in triplicate.
I don't think it matters as long as Anthony Kennedy is still pissed off at Obama for all the pissing and moaning about Citizens United. Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2012 02:48 PM (e0xKF) 143
I assume the mayor there who said "I might have tacos" as his suggestion
for Latino outreach must be a Democrat, as MSNBC studiously refuses to identify his party. He's a Republican. The local Dems have already demanded he resign. MSNBC wouldn't even have reported it otherwise. Posted by: Rocks at February 15, 2012 02:48 PM (Q1lie) 144
I don't see no steenking cricket button.
Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2012 02:48 PM (KXm42) 145
All the Republicans have to offer the rich is the chinchilla.
Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at February 15, 2012 02:49 PM (1GkGT) 146
115OBAMA: I 'didn't understand how bad it was going to get'... But...but....but....I thought his IQ is "Off the Charts"? He's "The Smartest Man in whatever room he's in"? He plays Chess while other people are still playing checkers? How could the man who single-handedly went in and took out Osama Bin Ladenusingonly his pinkie finger and a ballpoint pen (which he made by hand, using only the power of his mind)not have "Understood how bad it was going to get"? He's "Five steps ahead of everyone else", isn't he? Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at February 15, 2012 02:49 PM (0xqzf) 147
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Democrats: Shoving the Leafblower of Compassion up the collective sphincters of the American Undocumented Worker. Posted by: Debbie Wasserman Schultz at February 15, 2012 02:46 PM (QKKT0) And there, ladies and gentlemen, is Barry's potential running mate in case Special Joe moves to SoS. I denounce myself. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:49 PM (UOM48) 148
Like I said earlier, I don't know if this is "getting them." I think it's really us buying into the Political Correctness regime and, by implication, endorsing it. Posted by: ace at February 15, 2012 02:21 PM (nj1bB) It's goring them with their own tactics, perhaps after a while they'll get sick of being unfairly gored and stop using a tactic that are hateful and debilitating to our social cohesion as a society (not that i really believe they would ) not to say there are not cases where there are truly racist and demeaning comments and should be dealt with with ridicule and disdain. Posted by: willow at February 15, 2012 02:50 PM (TomZ9) 149
We've entered the surreal when it comes to race, anyway.
Whenever Obama says, 'paying their fair share' it is actually racist code that only I have the cipher for. It actually means, 'I president Obama am a giant dick for exploiting the racial tension that many people assumed would dissipate through my election. Because I can no longer run on the concrete ideas of hope and change, I will need to exploit the differences that exist in the country to get elected.' Am I doing it right? Posted by: MJ at February 15, 2012 02:50 PM (/x4oj) 150
Barky told us Michelle loves Mexican food. He warned us to never get between her and a taco.
------------------------------- It was a tamale. But I bet Moochelle would stampede your ass in a Pamplona millisecond to reach a plate of tacos as well. Posted by: basket case nation at February 15, 2012 02:50 PM (nMROO) 151
The East Haven mayor who made the taco comment is a Republican.
Posted by: cinyc at February 15, 2012 02:51 PM (ITiF8) 152
Substitute "blacks" and "chitlins" for what he said, and watch the sparks fly!
Or rather, listen to the dog whistles whistling. Posted by: I am the walrus, goo goo ga joo at February 15, 2012 02:51 PM (4sQwu) Posted by: dananjcon at February 15, 2012 02:51 PM (8ieXv) 154
1. The Age Of Hell
Are you ready to die? One more swing Bloodletting There’s no place left for you to hide Your world is now over and no one can save you Ambition has been laid to waste This gift and creation are plagued with disease Fury and grief are displaced No way to prepare for the end Blood will be shed Final farewell This is the age of hell Heading towards insanity Scandalous demise Sacrifice is imminent The smell of death breathes new life The structure is cracking from rot and decay The faces will all look dismayed No type of prevention, no chance to discover just what could have been the way Bones have been broken and teeth have been cracked Walking disaster, headed straight for death There is no way to get out alive This temple has fallen for good Will there be a chance to rebuild it all If I could fix things I would Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2012 02:51 PM (7W3wI) Posted by: tasker at February 15, 2012 02:51 PM (r2PLg) 156
But...but....but....I thought his IQ is "Off the Charts"? He's "The
Smartest Man in whatever room he's in"? He plays Chess while other people are still playing checkers? I don't court Hispanic voters often But when I do, I tell them I can offer more than chimichangas Posted by: The Smartest SCOAMF In The World at February 15, 2012 02:51 PM (e0xKF) 157
I make a mean red chili and a delightful michelada to go with. I make a green chili with chicken and poblano that is more nice than mean. Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 15, 2012 02:52 PM (QMtmy) 158
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I'm not offended, just confused. What the hell does that line even mean? Are Republicans known for making really excellent chimichangas or something? Are GOP-crafted fajitas unworthy of acclaim? You know what the Repubs (the decent, no-amnesty ones) have to offer latinos? Legitimacy. "Hey, are you sick of everyone squinting at you and assuming you're an illegal alien? Vote for a conservative Republican who wants to control the borders." Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 15, 2012 02:44 PM (4df7R) You partially answered your own question. Also, it's the expectation that political parties are supposed to induce government to give grievance groups food, clothing and shelter instead of getting government and individuals out of the way so that individuals of all hues can get it themselves. Milbank merely betrayed that he is an advocate of the New Slavery. Posted by: baldilocks at February 15, 2012 02:52 PM (T2/zQ) 159
Jim Messina doesn't even issue an apology.
Time, time and again I've seen you starin' out at me. Now, then and again, I wonder What it is that you see With those Angry Eyes. Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 15, 2012 02:52 PM (phlKA) Posted by: dananjcon at February 15, 2012 02:52 PM (8ieXv) 161
I'm eatin meatloaf and mashed taters for dinner.
Posted by: steevy at February 15, 2012 02:52 PM (7W3wI) 162
Wait....I'm serious, you can't have a suggestion of mexican food when doing latino outreach? Really? Do they not like mexican food? No spaghetti at the Italian fundraiser? No steak at the Cattleman's Assoc fundraiser? We must make fun of the democrats who get so easily offended. They should probably be committed to the mental health hospital for that. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2012 02:52 PM (o8Ahx) Posted by: Michelle Che-Che Obama at February 15, 2012 02:53 PM (r2PLg) 164
Blame it on the bossa nova, the dance of love.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 15, 2012 02:53 PM (ZKzrr) 165
Offering chimichangas isn't offensive. Offering tax deductions for leafblower custom upgrades like flame graphics or suicide shifters is offensive. Ruffling a Mexican's hair and giving him a Charo-style "coochi-coochi!" is offensive. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 15, 2012 02:53 PM (9HI5c) 166
Eat it and choke on it Milbank, douchebag.
Posted by: mpfs at February 15, 2012 02:54 PM (iYbLN) 167
78 If this chimichanga thing is considered stepping in it, then today on
Capitol Hill, acting White House budget director Jeff Zients stepped in it, rolled in it, painted it on his face and then ate it with a spoon. He directly undermined the administration’s claim before the US Supreme Court by saying that there is no tax element of Obamacare and the mandate to buy insurance is not a tax. The exchange: http://youtu.be/4zvn_MOQUvA Zients refused to answer when asked when the budget balances under O's proposal: http://youtu.be/EjklHhh5toI Posted by: Miss80s at February 15, 2012 02:54 PM (d6QMz) 168
"Chimichanga" is a dog whistle. If I could just figure out what I was supposed to her I could figure out what it really means. Either way, Republicans are racist. I know that much.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2012 02:54 PM (Hx5uv) 169
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2012 02:52 PM (o8Ahx)
And no Soylent Green for the Enviro Luddites! Posted by: Charlton Heston at February 15, 2012 02:54 PM (lZBBB) Posted by: Count de Monet at February 15, 2012 02:55 PM (4q5tP) 171
All your chimichangas are belong to Democrats.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2012 02:55 PM (Hx5uv) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:55 PM (UOM48) 173
Hey...everyone's eating Tacos outside Ace's Office!
Don't you think that's some information I would like to know? I like tacos. You invited Gerg? I thought Gerg gave you the creeps? Posted by: USMC 8541 at February 15, 2012 02:55 PM (sGtp+) 174
Ruffling a Mexican's hair and giving him a Charo-style "coochi-coochi!" is offensive.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 15, 2012 02:53 PM (9HI5c) And also mind-bogglingly unsanitary. I mean, the fleas alone... I hope you wash your hands afterward! (Seriously, i'm denouncing myself on this one. Holy moly.) Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 15, 2012 02:56 PM (4df7R) 175
>>>But "I Might Have Tacos" Is Racist?
It's interesting, all the video's of the remark, cut out the context of the preceding question and answer. I can't even find a transcript. Posted by: MikeTheMoose Now Researching How to Awaken Azathoth at February 15, 2012 02:56 PM (0q2P7) 176
Don't ever get between Hillary and a taco, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Huma Abedin at February 15, 2012 02:56 PM (DrWcr) 177
What we need is another Diversity Day training exercise.
Posted by: Michael Scott at February 15, 2012 02:56 PM (4q5tP) 178
I'm Italian,would I be offended by someonesaying that the only thing Chris Christie has in common with meis a Calzone?
* Depends...is theresausage in that Calzone as well as ham?? * These are trying times indeed. Posted by: dananjcon at February 15, 2012 02:56 PM (8ieXv) 179
164 Blame it on the bossa nova, the dance of love.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 15, 2012 02:53 PM (ZKzrr) And stay away from that forbiden dance, the LamBada too.... Posted by: Guy who watches really bad movies at February 15, 2012 02:56 PM (lZBBB) 180
Mmmmmm.....tacos.
Posted by: Elena Kagan looking across the bench at Sotomayor at February 15, 2012 02:56 PM (MMC8r) 181
Ace,
Here is a link to a NYDN story confirming he's an R. Would have posted earlier but had to to do tiny url thing and stepped away for a few minutes. Posted by: Rocks at February 15, 2012 02:57 PM (Q1lie) 182
Okay I'm trying to get Ben Smith to cover this, the hypocrisy on Taco (racist) vs. Chimichanga (not).
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2012 02:57 PM (nj1bB) 183
The Frito Bandito still weeps
Posted by: Michael Scott at February 15, 2012 02:57 PM (4q5tP) Posted by: Soothsayer at February 15, 2012 02:57 PM (sqkOB) Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 15, 2012 02:58 PM (9HI5c) Posted by: Zombie Janice " Juanita"Joplin at February 15, 2012 02:58 PM (r2PLg) 187
Posted article: Let's talk about racist comments by Democrats.
Commentor: okay but first let me post this negative article about Romney. Okay finished now what about Chimichangas? Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at February 15, 2012 02:58 PM (1GkGT) 188
Holy chimichanga, Batman!
Posted by: Robin, The Boy Wonder at February 15, 2012 02:58 PM (4q5tP) 189
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Okay I'm trying to get Ben Smith to cover this, the hypocrisy on Taco (racist) vs. Chimichanga (not). Posted by: ace at February 15, 2012 02:57 PM (nj1bB) Yeah, good luck with that. Heh, one of the idiot commenters over there accused the site of being a "right-wing, GOP blog." Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:59 PM (UOM48) 190
172 That dog that won the Westminster looks like a dust mop I once had.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:55 PM (UOM4 I kind of love Pekingnese. I wouldn't want to own one because the hair would get absolutely EVERYWHERE, but they are so damn cute when they run. They're like a fluffy floating footstool with invisible feet and a little smooshed face. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 15, 2012 02:59 PM (4df7R) 191
I agree Jane. That thing isn't even cute.
Posted by: jewells45 at February 15, 2012 02:59 PM (l/N7H) 192
Ask not what chimichanga has dome for you. Ask what you must do for a chimichanga.
Posted by: WalrusRex at February 15, 2012 02:59 PM (Hx5uv) 193
Maybe drudge can re label the angela merkel photo and cover two things at once.....
Posted by: jeremy lin fan at February 15, 2012 02:59 PM (oZfic) Posted by: Zombie Janice at February 15, 2012 02:59 PM (r2PLg) 195
There's a whole thread about chimichangas and nobody's mentioned me yet?!?
Posted by: Deadpool at February 15, 2012 03:00 PM (e0xKF) 196
174 Ruffling a Mexican's hair and giving him a Charo-style "coochi-coochi!" is offensive. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 15, 2012 02:53 PM (9HI5c) LOL...heheheheh...I'm gonna test your theory right now. I've gotthree Mexicans no more that 50ft away from me as we speak. I'l be right back!
* I hope. Posted by: dananjcon at February 15, 2012 03:00 PM (8ieXv) 197
*sniff* cat pee
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 03:00 PM (UOM48) 198
We don't kill people, people kill people.
Posted by: Chimichanga at February 15, 2012 03:01 PM (r2PLg) 199
It was like Selma, 1964.
Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 15, 2012 02:58 PM (9HI5c) No, not getting my burrito al fresco style at Taco Bell like I wanted it was like Selma. Or was that doubly racist? Posted by: joncelli's lunch was inadequate at February 15, 2012 03:01 PM (RD7QR) 200
In order to avoid charges of racial insensitivity, tacos will now be euphemistically referred to as the "T-word" and chimichangas will the "the C-word that doesn't mean Cunt."
Posted by: Al Sharpton's Big Book of Racial Eggshell-Walking at February 15, 2012 03:01 PM (QKKT0) 201
182 Okay I'm trying to get Ben Smith to cover this, the hypocrisy on Taco (racist) vs. Chimichanga (not).
Posted by: ace at February 15, 2012 02:57 PM (nj1bB) Actualy? They are both Racist because both origional comments were from White Republicans... Come on Ace, you know how this game goes... Posted by: Guy who watches really bad movies at February 15, 2012 03:01 PM (lZBBB) 202
I love to dance the Lobotomy.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 15, 2012 03:01 PM (tf9Ne) 203
Okay I'm trying to get Ben Smith to cover this, the hypocrisy on Taco (racist) vs. Chimichanga (not).
Posted by: ace Meh. it's not a strong as you may think. Milbank can always explain it away by saying something like, "My joke was about Republicans that are stupid and racist enough to think Latinos identify with chimichangas. That mayor is proof that Republicans can only think in terms of crude stereotypes." Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 15, 2012 03:02 PM (+Jr2Z) 204
Tacos are misogynistic. Get with the program Ace!
Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at February 15, 2012 03:02 PM (IgakF) 205
If I said, "the only thing the democrats have to offer is Black-Eyed Peas," is that racist? Or proof that their taste in music hasn't evolved beyond grade school pop?
Posted by: Fritz at February 15, 2012 03:03 PM (TsXFk) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 03:03 PM (UOM48) 207
I'm turning PEKINGESE I think I'm turning PEKINGESE I think so turning PEKINGESE I think I'm turning PEKINGESE I think so Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 15, 2012 03:03 PM (sqkOB) 208
Yeah, what's up with the lack of Romney-should-be-your-king stuff around here? Kneel before me, muthaf*ckers, or polynikes will burst your eardrums with his whining!
Posted by: Willard Mitt Romney at February 15, 2012 03:03 PM (ggRof) 209
Unless you are lesbian. Then tacos are hawt. Or part of a special relationship status that must be protected.
Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at February 15, 2012 03:03 PM (IgakF) Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 15, 2012 03:04 PM (QMtmy) 211
Wasn't there a SCOMF quote about not getting between Moochelle and a taco (or was it burrito)?
Posted by: auscolpyr at February 15, 2012 03:04 PM (+KmL5) 212
srsly what would the DEM party have if not for making sure thre people of america are afraid and or intimidated by everyone that looks different than them (Obama's words). that's how He thinks.
women against men color against color rich against poor christians against jews what can't they divide (if you have any ideas don't tell them) they stay in business by spreading fear and hate. Posted by: willow at February 15, 2012 03:05 PM (TomZ9) 213
I love to dance the Lobotomy.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 15, 2012 03:01 PM (tf9Ne) Ignoramus. The roots of the Lobotomy have nothing to do with Mexican culture. It's South American. Posted by: Meghan McCain at February 15, 2012 03:05 PM (QKKT0) 214
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Wasn't there a SCOMF quote about not getting between Moochelle and a taco (or was it burrito)? He was telling us that Mexican food is Moochelle's favorite. I believe the money quote was, "Don't get between Michelle and a tamale!" Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 03:06 PM (UOM48) 215
Also, whyare Mexicansthe only Latino group that we don't want to offend? It's not like there aren't a few dozen different hispanic ethnicities, none of which particularly like each other. My half-sister's husband was born to Cuban parents, and boy oh boy, do NOT call him Mexican. Or Puerto Rican for that matter!
If I were a Latina, you know what would offend me? Hugo Chavez. Fidel Castro. Noriega. The Zetas. Brazilian street children. Che. Columbian drug runners. Prisons that are so poorly managed that hundreds of prisoners can burn or suffocate in their cells during a fire because no one can find the keys to let them out. You know. Stuff like that. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 15, 2012 03:06 PM (4df7R) 216
Okay I'm trying to get Ben Smith
***** Perfect. If he won't do it try David Wiegel. Posted by: Zombie Janice at February 15, 2012 02:59 PM (r2PLg) Be careful. They'll be labeled as "doing the right wing's work" if you succeed. Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2012 03:07 PM (UK9cE) 217
Where's the Truth Team when you really need them?
Posted by: Ammo Dump at February 15, 2012 03:07 PM (WUWb9) 218
Ifchimichanga-A leaves the eaststation at 3:00 at an average speed of 65mph and chimichanga-Bleaves the weststation at 2:30 at an average speed of 55mph and the stations are 1500miles apart, what time willthe two chimichangascross paths?
Posted by: dananjcon at February 15, 2012 03:07 PM (8ieXv) 219
Dems, hate a happy cohesive society. it means they lose power if everyone took their blinders off.
Posted by: willow at February 15, 2012 03:07 PM (TomZ9) 220
I'm still here!
Posted by: AttackWatch.com at February 15, 2012 03:08 PM (WUWb9) 221
Tacos? Eh, don't like them, I prefer sausages.
Posted by: Barney Fwank at February 15, 2012 03:09 PM (F6KtL) 222
I'm still here!
Posted by: AttackWatch.com at February 15, 2012 03:08 PM (WUWb9) Yeah? And I'm from Nantucket...... Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2012 03:09 PM (UK9cE) 223
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Baldilocks once offered me a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder bread. It was like Selma, 1964. Posted by: Empire of Jeff at February 15, 2012 02:58 PM (9HI5c) Dude! I was just returning the favor for the fried chicken you offered... brb...headed to Popeyes. Posted by: baldilocks at February 15, 2012 03:09 PM (T2/zQ) 224
We need a Truthiest Squad!
Posted by: willow at February 15, 2012 03:10 PM (TomZ9) 225
Wonder who it would have offended if it was somehow Chimicherry. Or is that Cherrychanga?
Posted by: Pinkamena Diane Pie at February 15, 2012 03:10 PM (PYK0b) 226
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Ifchimichanga-A leaves the eaststation at 3:00 at an average speed of 65mph and chimichanga-Bleaves the weststation at 2:30 at an average speed of 55mph and the stations are 1500miles apart, what time willthe two chimichangascross paths? Posted by: dananjcon at February 15, 2012 03:07 PM (8ieXv) Are they African chimichangas or European chimichangas? Posted by: joncelli's lunch was inadequate at February 15, 2012 03:10 PM (RD7QR) 227
I have a dream of a country where mass-market foodstuffs are judged on the quality of their contents, not the color of their tortillas.
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 15, 2012 03:11 PM (hiMsy) 228
Are they African chimichangas or European chimichangas?
Posted by: joncelli's lunch was inadequate at February 15, 2012 03:10 PM (RD7QR) or.... Arizona Chimichangas? or Mexican Chimichangas? Posted by: Guy who watches really bad movies at February 15, 2012 03:11 PM (lZBBB) 229
Tweeting someone else’s words caused a stir, but the GOP is on the wrong side of every Hispanic voter priority: bit.ly/A6BTk4
http://tinyurl.com/7v3s67a FAR more racist. Posted by: LC LaWedgie at February 15, 2012 03:11 PM (1ZF7c) Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 15, 2012 03:11 PM (QMtmy) 231
BTW, my not-Mexican step-dad makes the best burritos ever! But he grew up in New Mexico, so he may have had some coaching.
Posted by: baldilocks at February 15, 2012 03:11 PM (T2/zQ) 232
Here's wishing a bout of Montezuma's revenge on the democrat party. Especially the part where the hot sauce is leaving the squeaker and the burn begins. Ole bitches! Posted by: Doctor Fish at February 15, 2012 03:12 PM (TkGkA) Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 15, 2012 03:12 PM (ZKzrr) 234
Chimichangas to the rescue!
Posted by: cherry at February 15, 2012 03:12 PM (OhYCU) 235
Man. The quality of the blog ad babes has really gone up.
Posted by: maddogg at February 15, 2012 03:12 PM (OlN4e) 236
I offer Chickamauga. I was not there, but I was in the loop.
I also offerthe burning of Atlanta, Columbia, andsecessionist plantations and farms. Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 15, 2012 03:13 PM (w41GQ) 237
Oh Chimi, you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind Hey Chimi *clapclap* Hey Chimi *clapclap* Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 15, 2012 03:12 PM (ZKzrr) My lawyers will be contacting you shortly. Posted by: Toni Basil at February 15, 2012 03:14 PM (UK9cE) Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2012 03:14 PM (sqkOB) Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 03:14 PM (UOM48) 240
Hey Ace, did you steal Erick Erickson's girl friend away from him, or look at her boobies, or something at CPAC? He's whining like a little girl.
http://tinyurl.com/74jo2aq Posted by: Schrödinger's cat at February 15, 2012 03:14 PM (phlKA) 241
What is a chimichanga? Isn't it just a deep-fried burrito? Barky told us Michelle loves Mexican food. He warned us to never get between her and a taco.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:33 PM (UOM4 FIFY Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2012 03:14 PM (nTgAI) 242
Does anyone know what happened to Joffen?
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2012 03:14 PM (lVGED) 243
BTW, my not-Mexican step-dad makes the best burritos ever! But he grew up in New Mexico, so he may have had some coaching. You imply that New Mexico is superior to Regular Mexico? Maybe that's because of all of its Aryan white people and UFO crash tourism and shit? Posted by: MALDEF at February 15, 2012 03:15 PM (QKKT0) 244
What is a chimichanga? Isn't it just a deep-fried burrito? Barky told us Michelle loves Mexican food. He warned us to never get between hertaco. Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 15, 2012 02:33 PM (UOM4
DAMN FORMATTING FIFY Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2012 03:15 PM (nTgAI) Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell, Taco Lover at February 15, 2012 03:16 PM (TkGkA) 246
As long as the chimi comes with extra guac on the side, a pitcher of double strength margueritas, and a lap-dance, I'm in. We may win this election yet. Posted by: Sharkman at February 15, 2012 03:16 PM (RtpCp) 247
'I offer Chickamauga. I was not there, but I was in the loop.
I also offerthe burning of Atlanta, Columbia, andsecessionist plantations and farms.' Besides my nickname being 'The Rock of Chickamauga', I also was known as 'Hot Sauce Chimichanga' Posted by: George Thomas at February 15, 2012 03:16 PM (F6KtL) 248
Hey Ace, did you steal Erick Erickson's girl friend away from him, or look at her boobies, or something at CPAC? He's whining like a little girl.
***** Oh ya, what the que passa? That guy needs a chimi. Posted by: Chimichanga at February 15, 2012 03:16 PM (r2PLg) 249
All this race baiting crap from the Dems does get old after a while. I am awaiting some Republican, or even a Republican leaning talking head telling the next asshole to come up with one of these lines to stick it up their ass.
Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2012 03:16 PM (YdQQY) 250
Does anyone know what happened to Joffen? Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2012 03:14 PM (lVGED) Last I read, he talked to Gabe and was going to seek help. Posted by: © Sponge at February 15, 2012 03:16 PM (UK9cE) 251
O/T Nothin on Boehner and the Repubs caving on payingfor the Payroll Tax cuts???
Yep... an extra 100 billion on the debt... way to keep your promises... Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2012 03:16 PM (lZBBB) 252
Michelle loves her a tamale, but just try getting her anywhere near my taquito.
Posted by: Barky O'Genius at February 15, 2012 03:17 PM (QKKT0) 253
I love Cheech and Changa
Posted by: cherry at February 15, 2012 03:18 PM (OhYCU) 254
I think it's really us buying into the Political Correctness regime and, by implication, endorsing it. Perhaps. But you/me/us need to make them live up to their professed rules. Hey, Messina, isn't your chimichanga remark pushing a negative sterotype of Latinos? if not, why not? I'm just asking a question. Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at February 15, 2012 03:18 PM (1hM1d) Posted by: Dr Spank at February 15, 2012 03:18 PM (lVGED) 256
I love 'shish and ganja.
Posted by: Some Hipster Douchebag at February 15, 2012 03:18 PM (QKKT0) 257
>>I am awaiting some Republican, or even a Republican leaning talking head
telling the next asshole to come up with one of these lines to stick it up their ass. And then the cries of "violence against gay men!" It's kabuki theater, without the entertainment. Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 15, 2012 03:19 PM (ZKzrr) Posted by: eleven at February 15, 2012 03:19 PM (KXm42) 259
You imply that New Mexico is superior to Regular
Mexico? Maybe that's because of all of its Aryan white people and UFO crash tourism and shit? Posted by: MALDEF at February 15, 2012 03:15 PM (QKKT0) And Donald Rumsfeld! (He lives in Taos.) Posted by: baldilocks at February 15, 2012 03:19 PM (T2/zQ) 260
Quiero Taco Bell.
Posted by: Marco Rubio at February 15, 2012 03:19 PM (bN5ZU) Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 15, 2012 03:20 PM (ZKzrr) 262
Well, at least now I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.
Randomly, Half Price Chocolate Day is going smashingly. No, you can't have any of my truffles. Mine mine mine. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 15, 2012 03:20 PM (VtjlW) Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 15, 2012 03:21 PM (QMtmy) 264
I would much rather have chimichangas than truffles.
Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2012 03:22 PM (YdQQY) Posted by: Men from Mars, Women from Venus at February 15, 2012 03:22 PM (o8Ahx) Posted by: IreneFingIrene at February 15, 2012 03:22 PM (JNqU9) 267
It was Millbank that tied it to latinos, wasn't it?
Posted by: nickless at February 15, 2012 03:22 PM (MMC8r) 268
I would much rather have chimichangas than truffles.
I suppose I would be willing to share a tiny bit of my chimichanga. I'm a giver. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 15, 2012 03:23 PM (VtjlW) 269
Or is the insulting part that Millbank implies that latinos couldn't be bought with fast food, but must be bought with billions in government handouts?
Posted by: nickless at February 15, 2012 03:24 PM (MMC8r) 270
Randomly, Half Price Chocolate Day is going smashingly. No, you can't have any of my truffles. Mine mine mine.
----------- I know, I will never lose this weight. I just finished my MLK day candy and now Valentine's day. Posted by: real joe at February 15, 2012 03:24 PM (uSmQJ) 271
Damn, this post has me jonesing for the guacamole. I don't think I'll be able to concentrate for the rest of the afternoon.
Posted by: Phinnichanga at February 15, 2012 03:25 PM (KNtHw) 272
I suppose I would be willing to share a tiny bit of my chimichanga. I'm a giver.
Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 That offer only open to females, or are us regular Morons allowed as well? Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at February 15, 2012 03:25 PM (e0xKF) Posted by: soothsayer at February 15, 2012 03:25 PM (sqkOB) 274
Oh man, Moochelle and the kids areall over the internet in campaign ads. I get a sinking feeling in my stomach everytime one pops up.Imagine if W used his daughters like this...yeah I know.
Posted by: dananjcon at February 15, 2012 03:26 PM (8ieXv) 275
Dana Milbank is the president of NAMBLA. And he hates Muslims and people who live in states that begin with M or N or Z. Can I get a column in the WaPo or Politico now? Posted by: IreneFingIrene at February 15, 2012 03:26 PM (JNqU9) Posted by: Admiral Abkar at February 15, 2012 03:27 PM (MMC8r) 277
"paying for tax cuts" is progg lies, man.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at February 15, 2012 03:20 PM (ZKzrr) You might want to mention that to YOUR Rebublican party then... its their rhetoric. But this deal is also about funding the Long term unemployment too... Posted by: Romeo13 at February 15, 2012 03:27 PM (lZBBB) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 15, 2012 03:27 PM (o8Ahx) 279
Imagine if W used his daughters like this...yeah I know.
Posted by: dananjcon at February 15, 2012 03:26 PM (8ieXv) ******** Ick. I don't use my daughters. You know that I prefer boys. Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at February 15, 2012 03:27 PM (ggRof) 280
That offer only open to females, or are us regular Morons allowed as well?
No, no, it's well established that I am an equal opportunity giver. Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 15, 2012 03:29 PM (VtjlW) 281
Probably best to make hay of the chimichanga crack while we can. Getting to call out the Dems for Hispanic slurs is cathartic, and energizes our traditional, conservative, racist Republican base.
Posted by: Average Joe at February 15, 2012 03:29 PM (bN5ZU) Posted by: real joe at February 15, 2012 03:29 PM (uSmQJ) Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 15, 2012 03:30 PM (QMtmy) 284
via drudge: "Obama to break ground for national black museum" http://tinyurl.com/7h5sxhz
"The National Museum of African American History and Culture will be a place where all Americans can learn about the richness and diversity of the African American experience, what it means to their lives and how it helped us shape this nation. A place that transcends the boundaries of race and culture that divide us, and becomes a lens into a story that unites us all. Construction of the NMAAHC building will begin on the Mall in 2012 and will be completed in 2015. Until then, we invite you to visit our gallery located on the second floor of the National Museum of American History." http://tinyurl.com/8843x8t Where on the mall? Posted by: jeremy lin fan at February 15, 2012 03:31 PM (oZfic) 285
MLK day candy...
Doesn't everybody? I thought the MLK tradition was pork rinds. You know, so we can judge snacks on the character of their content rather than the crunchy goodness of their skin. Posted by: Some Hipster Douchebag at February 15, 2012 03:31 PM (QKKT0) 286
I like tacos and I wish that we could just avoid politicizing food in general during this election cycle! Besides, everyone knows that all of the statistics made up on the fly show that Dems eat79% ofthe peanut butter manufactured every year while only consuming 41% of the bread. Yes, it is true, and I think that my statistics have demonstrated this clearly, thatmost Dems just stick their filthy fingers right into the jar! Posted by: And Irresolute Guacamole Dip at February 15, 2012 03:36 PM (RC3M9) 287
Excuse me but where on the national mall might I find the National Museum of Italian History and Culture? Is it next to the National Museum of Irish History and Culture or the National Museum of Hispanic History and Culture?
Posted by: jeremy lin fan at February 15, 2012 03:37 PM (oZfic) 288
Freedom Fajitas!
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 15, 2012 03:41 PM (hiMsy) Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 15, 2012 03:42 PM (QMtmy) 290
Congressmen Allen from North Virginia's "MaCocka" statement was far worst then this trival matter. Speaker of the Senate Reid should make this point clear to Presdent Obama...
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at February 15, 2012 03:42 PM (48wze) 291
"Liberals, by definition, are not racist. So if a comment comes along that pushes a stereotype, you must have just misunderstood.
Conservatives, by definition, are racist. So if a similar comment comes along, that's proof of the racism." Hey, you're plagiarizing my entire spiel. Posted by: George Lakoff at February 15, 2012 03:43 PM (kwAf2) Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2012 03:45 PM (nTgAI) 293
That Maxi, she never lets you down: "Rep. Maxine Waters Unhinged: Boehner and Cantor Are ‘Demons!’" http://tinyurl.com/7y7ew3s (Watch Waters’ full speech below, via the California Democratic Party. Comments about Boehner and Cantor begin at the 11:15 mark)
Posted by: jeremy lin fan at February 15, 2012 03:46 PM (oZfic) 294
A Cuban sandwich is called "Cuban Sandwich".
Anita's - Thanks Morons, Now I'll have to drive to VA for lunch tomorrow. Posted by: DaveA at February 15, 2012 03:46 PM (qazvp) 295
Taco Bell racist for dog whistle
Posted by: The Jackhole at February 15, 2012 03:47 PM (nTgAI) 296
Chimichanga is the Jeremy Lin of TexMex.
Posted by: Lincolntf at February 15, 2012 03:50 PM (uIz80) 297
You can't win this game by *playing* it.
You have to demonstrate that it's a game, and that the people playing it (Democrats) are just cynically using people (particularly minorities) to gain power, and *that is all*. The aforementioned police chief who was asked what he would do for the hispanic community should have said "the same thing I do for every other community - enforce the law as fairly as possible and provide for public safety - and I'm offended at the suggestion that I should treat some people differently based on their race." You have to pull the rug out from under them, because that's what they're planning to do to you if you try to stand on it. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 15, 2012 03:52 PM (bxiXv) 298
Taco Bell racist for dog whistle
------------------------------------------- Taco Bell can't be racist because it is not Mexican food, hell it ain't even Tex-Mex. It will make a turd though. Posted by: Vic at February 15, 2012 03:54 PM (YdQQY) 299
Did you watch Breitbart's CPAC speach?
He bought a dog whistle factory, and he's handing them out because he wants them held to their own impossible standard. We should blow the whistle hard: RACIST!!!!! Posted by: Z Ryan at February 15, 2012 03:55 PM (tsC/8) 300
Besides, everyone knows that all of the statistics made up on the fly show that Dems eat79% ofthe peanut butter manufactured every year while only consuming 41% of the bread. Yes, it is true, and I think that my statistics have demonstrated this clearly, thatmost Dems just stick their filthy fingers right into the jar! You really don't want to know what those Dems are doing with the peanut butter. Trust me. Posted by: Toby the Beagle at February 15, 2012 04:06 PM (XCHGh) 301
As an Hispanic I couldn't give less of a shit what Diana Millbank has to say and any fellow amigo who buys intothe Democratmierda needs his cabeza examined. Besides, I always thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
Posted by: Libra at February 15, 2012 04:06 PM (kd8U8) 302
Hispanics are not some monolithic voting block. Cuban/Puerto Rician/Phillipino Americans don't necessarily have the same angle of approach to the American Dream as Mexican/South Americans do. While they may all be largely Catholic and have largely Catholic values they don't share the same views or hurdles to obtaining American citizenship. Viewing them as some sort of homogenous monolithic group because of their familiarity with the Spanish language as the Democrats dois racist or something. Posted by: Speller at February 15, 2012 04:33 PM (J74Py) 303
"chimichanga" isn't RACIST111!!!!!!eleventy
unless you say it like this Chim-eeee-CHONG-gaaaaaaaa With a lascivious grin. Posted by: grognard, SMOD-Squad at February 15, 2012 04:49 PM (NS2Mo) 304
I'm offended by the term "rubber check."
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 15, 2012 05:15 PM (niZvt) 305
Mexican chimichanga get be gnarly. On the other hand, Peruvian chimichanga can be juicy and firm. Puerto Rican chimichanga can seem like a leftover. Argentine chimichanga? Not bad, if you carefully taste it with your tongue.
Posted by: CoolCzech at February 15, 2012 05:19 PM (niZvt) Posted by: Frito Bandito at February 15, 2012 05:29 PM (XBdI0) 307
When white people talk about tacos they are being racist against...food. Everything is a dog whistle because the dog is crazy.
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