Sweet Meteor of Death, On The Issues

Via DrewM:

Meanwhile, the SMODmentum keeps up, with Erick Erickson endorsing SWOMD at RedSate and even the Hill mentioning it.

And Medically Induced Coma got a plug at Hot Air.

Just in case other people write about this -- clear credit for Sweet Meteor of Death goes to @alexthechick (concept) and @slublog (further concept and photoshop). And then @laurww wrote it up.

And if you missed it, here's George Orwell's vid from earlier:

Posted by: Ace at 12:22 PM



Comments

1 I was wondering if I missed him giving credit.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2012 12:26 PM (YXmuI)

2 I thought SMOD was a moron creation.

HotAir made it sound like Erick Erickson came up with it.

Congrats alexthechick, slublog, and lauraw.

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at February 07, 2012 12:26 PM (ZxLMo)

3 Naked Singularity of Death will pulverize your Sweet Meteor of Death in its infinite gravity! NSOD 2012!

Posted by: NSOD at February 07, 2012 12:26 PM (ggRof)

4 >>SWOMD

Is that a cross between SMOD and SCOMF?

Posted by: Mama AJ at February 07, 2012 12:27 PM (XdlcF)

5 The Giant Tidal Wave of Doom freaks me out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2012 12:27 PM (UOM48)

6 I'm voting for Darth Chirpa,Sith Lord of the Ewoks.

Posted by: Truman North at February 07, 2012 12:28 PM (I2LwF)

7 It's good to give credit where credit is due. Not that it will matter for long.

Posted by: fluffy at February 07, 2012 12:29 PM (Lpgtj)

8 What the f*ck?

Posted by: The Mayans at February 07, 2012 12:29 PM (Sh42X)

9 Nice video Drew.

SMOD2012: Not just peace in our time, but peace for all time. Deep, restful, permanent peace.

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at February 07, 2012 12:29 PM (ZxLMo)

10 SMOD will stop the Chinese military build up and end the conflicts in Africa.

Posted by: Ben at February 07, 2012 12:31 PM (wuv1c)

11 I, for one, welcome our meteoric overlo

Posted by: mrp at February 07, 2012 12:31 PM (HjPtV)

12 What does it say about me or the times we live in that the SMOD brings a smile to my face and some wood to me...ah well you get it

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 07, 2012 12:32 PM (i6RpT)

13 Can't wait to see the mountain of anti-SMOD ads from the Romney Machine.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 07, 2012 12:32 PM (N/1Dm)

14 professional blogs can't afford to link to ace. We're too blue (and too smart) for them.

And link to Darth Chirpa in my sig.

Posted by: Truman North at February 07, 2012 12:32 PM (I2LwF)

15 I am prouder of this than I am of pretty much anything else I've done.



Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2012 12:33 PM (Gk3SS)

16 SMOD...This time it's FOREVER.

Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2012 12:33 PM (lXi+d)

17 ATC, Slu and LauraW definitely need to get theirwell-earned plaudits for SMOD and MIC. Without their tireless efforts, we wouldn't have a legitimate candidate to face Obama in November.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 12:33 PM (4df7R)

18 15 I am prouder of this than I am of pretty much anything else I've done.
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2012 12:33 PM (Gk3SS)

You've never had a threesome?

Posted by: Truman North at February 07, 2012 12:34 PM (I2LwF)

19 SMOD vs SCOAMT: Battle for the White House('s smoking, post-meteoric remains)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 12:35 PM (4df7R)

20 Well, chumps, this November I'll be writing in St. Sarah of the Undefeated. Only over your dead body, and the country, will I lose slower with a crony capitalistic punk who isn't a true patriot, like me. What Michelle Malkin said. I'll alsobe skipping all down-ticket contests, to send my messages and to prove my points to the RINO GOP RINO establishment. Then I'll spend the next four years counting my trust fund money, listening all day to Admiral Limbaugh and Colonel General Levin on my radio, complaining like a rotten two-year-old about all matters political, even when I literally don't have a clue what I'm talking about, and then in 2016 I'll blindly support an unelectable candidate in the primary, sulk and whine like a bitch during the convention, sit out the general election, to send my messages,and then feel liberated anew, for being a true and pure conservative patriot hero. Palin-Cain-Buck-Miller-Angle-O'Donnell, '16. Stick that in your eye sockets, punks!

Posted by: Totally Irrational Political Malcontent at February 07, 2012 12:35 PM (f8XyF)

21 You've never had a threesome?


You mean Thursdays?

Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2012 12:36 PM (Gk3SS)

22 I am prouder of this than I am of pretty much anything else I've done.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2012 12:33 PM



Proud author of the end of humanity? You have earned your place in
hist...well, not history, but the annals of nothingness. Well done!

Posted by: huerfano at February 07, 2012 12:36 PM (lXi+d)

23 I'm not sold on the "forever" promise.

After all, the previous SMOD's policies did not prevent the re-emergence of liberalism.

Posted by: weew at February 07, 2012 12:36 PM (ElfHn)

24 13
Can't wait to see the mountain of anti-SMOD ads from the Romney Machine.
-------
That's it. You're on the List.

Posted by: Y-not at February 07, 2012 12:36 PM (5H6zj)

25 I'll be safe when the SMOD hits because I'll be getting out of town in my VOLT. I'll make it a whole 25 miles inland

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 07, 2012 12:36 PM (i6RpT)

26 15-Pat yourself on the back, and grab a drink. If SMOD wins, we won't have long to enjoy it.

And yes, this is awesomeness. Very well done.

Posted by: moki at February 07, 2012 12:37 PM (dZmFh)

27 I think we deserve to have an instant poll as to the state of the race:

Sweet Meteor of Death
Medically Induced Coma
Drowning
I'm All Dead Inside

Put me down for SMOD because, after all, under liberalism the only equality you have is death. So why not make it death for all?

Posted by: Jimmuy at February 07, 2012 12:37 PM (7jkW7)

28 Will SMOD bring the total destruction and decimation home or ship the destruction overseas?
I might endorse SMOD if it addresses the destruction
imbalance.
Also, I heard that SMOD had a dalliance
with a white dwarf on an intergallactic cruiser called
"Space Monkey Business" -might want to vet SMOD
more thoroughly.

Posted by: Shannon at February 07, 2012 12:37 PM (QxDuX)

29 You mean Thursdays?


Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2012 12:36 PM (Gk3SS)


Can I buy you a beer? The day after tomorrow.....

Posted by: NC Ref at February 07, 2012 12:37 PM (/izg2)

30 Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2012 12:33 PM (Gk3SS)
------------------------------

You got a winner, Alex.

Job well done. Hope it spreads to the masses. The American people must know that REAL choices exist for 2012.

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at February 07, 2012 12:38 PM (ZxLMo)

31 Can the SMOD come up with propaganda like this?


WASHINGTON (AP) -- The number of available jobs
in the United States jumped in December to near a three-year high,
supporting other data that show a brighter outlook for hiring.
Companies and governments posted 3.38 million jobs in December, the Labor Department
said Tuesday. That's up from the 3.12 million advertised in the
previous month and nearly matches the three-year high reached in
September.

Job openings in the private sector reached the highest point in almost three and a half years. Manufacturers, retailers and professional and business services all posted gains. Professional and business services include temporary jobs. But they also include high-paying positions, such as architects, engineers and accountants.





Dear Lenin, comrades. This is the bestest economy in like forever

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2012 12:38 PM (1Jaio)

32 After all, the previous SMOD's policies did not prevent the re-emergence of liberalism.

The dinosaurs, who were wiped out by SMOD's little brother (mini-SMOD), are abbreviated DINOs. That is just one letter away from RINOs. Think about it.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2012 12:38 PM (YXmuI)

33 After all, the previous SMOD's policies did not prevent the re-emergence of liberalism.

65 million years not enough? Vote for real death and destruction!

Posted by: Rogue Planet 2012 at February 07, 2012 12:39 PM (GBXon)

34
What's SMODtm gonna do about $4/gal gas?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 07, 2012 12:39 PM (sqkOB)

35 You mean Thursdays?
Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2012 12:36 PM (Gk3SS)

My, but you are a persuasive advocate for the lifestyle.

Posted by: Truman North at February 07, 2012 12:40 PM (I2LwF)

36 soothsayer, at $4/gal it's going to lubricant -- bend over

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2012 12:40 PM (WkuV6)

37 >>>>That's it. You're on the List.


Oh man! I hope they don't sick Malor on me.

Posted by: runninrebel at February 07, 2012 12:40 PM (N/1Dm)

38 27 - add "Still hand-loading" to the list

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2012 12:41 PM (WkuV6)

39
I like SMOD on the environment and abortion, but not guns.

Posted by: soothsayer at February 07, 2012 12:41 PM (sqkOB)

40 34
What's SMODtm gonna do about $4/gal gas?



Decrease demand.

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2012 12:41 PM (Sh42X)

41 I, for one, am willing to support SMOD.


But I will need to see his birth certificate first.

Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at February 07, 2012 12:41 PM (BvTwT)

42
Holy good night! You all should have heard Rush's spoof on the Clint Eastwood commercial from Super Bowl Sunday.

It was GREAT!!!! I hope he posts it on the free side of his web sitetonight!

Posted by: Marybeth at February 07, 2012 12:41 PM (Ks0w4)

43 Heh. I pick my teeth at SMOD. What a pussy excuse for ELE.

Posted by: maddogg at February 07, 2012 12:42 PM (OlN4e)

44 So SMOD has minions. Who knew?

Or are those just his advance men I saw on the Obamacare segment?

Posted by: Retread at February 07, 2012 12:42 PM (joSBv)

45 How long until SMOD is accused of being a racist homophobe misogynist?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 12:42 PM (4df7R)

46 Great work, alexthechick, Slublog and Laura W.

Makes this moron proud.

Posted by: Andy at February 07, 2012 12:42 PM (5Rurq)

47 "I'm not sold on the "forever" promise.

After all, the previous SMOD's policies did not prevent the re-emergence of liberalism."

Hey, wait a minute! He also promised to end global warming the last time too. How can you trust a guy who's promises are only good for 65 million years or so?

Oh, this time we can believe him?

Hmm. I'm not so sure. My support is wavering.

Posted by: Jimmuy at February 07, 2012 12:42 PM (7jkW7)

48 My, but you are a persuasive advocate for the lifestyle.


One does one's humble best.

Posted by: alexthechick at February 07, 2012 12:42 PM (Gk3SS)

49 Congratulations to ATC, slub, and lauraw for finally finding a candidate all morons can rally around. Or around which they can rally, if you must be a pedant. I'm just worried that the National Enquirer will come out with pictures of SMOD and some slutty asteroid at the Hotel Oort Cloud having themselves a rockin' good time, and then we'll be stuck with Romney again.

Posted by: joncelli, who is married at February 07, 2012 12:43 PM (RD7QR)

50 I am getting very sick of the "your post has been rejected due to large strings of unbroken text," when allI am doing is quoting a previous poster and adding a a single sentence. It is very frustrating to trythree or fourtimes to post a comment, only to have the blog spit it back for no apparent reason at all. If we can't get a new blog any time soon, can you guys at least do some repairs on this one to make it more usable?

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 07, 2012 12:43 PM (8oHPi)

51 SMOD was begat of a Ginger?
I might have to rethink my support...

Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2012 12:43 PM (9oWLC)

52 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 07, 2012 12:44 PM (8y9MW)

53 Can I buy you a beer? The day after tomorrow.....
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That would make it a FOURSOME.

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at February 07, 2012 12:44 PM (ZxLMo)

54 ace has mentioned he's working on new software for the HQ

Posted by: Truman North at February 07, 2012 12:44 PM (I2LwF)

55 Will SMOD put his Irish Setter in a crate on top of the car while traveling several hundred miles to Canada? Then just hose the dog off at the gas station after it crapped itself in fear?

Posted by: moki at February 07, 2012 12:44 PM (dZmFh)

56 traitor, tyrant. Meh.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 07, 2012 12:45 PM (8y9MW)

57 I am getting very sick of the "your post has been
rejected due to large strings of unbroken text," when allI am doing is
quoting a previous poster and adding a a single sentence. It is very
frustrating to trythree or fourtimes to post a comment, only to have the
blog spit it back for no apparent reason at all. If we can't get a new
blog any time soon, can you guys at least do some repairs on this one to
make it more usable?

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 07, 2012 12:43 PM (8oHPi)


It often does that if the poster you're quoting has a link in their name.

Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2012 12:46 PM (X6akg)

58 Aaaaah....Sweet meteor of death! ....At last I've found you!

Posted by: Madeline Kahn at February 07, 2012 12:46 PM (UOOK1)

59 Technically, SMOD is an asteroid until it enters the atmosphere.

Oh my God...SMOD is damn dirty Meteor In Name Only. I hate MINOs!

Posted by: DrewM. at February 07, 2012 12:46 PM (dXPup)

60 I fart in SMOD's general direction.

Posted by: Ronster at February 07, 2012 12:46 PM (JGYCE)

61 56 traitor, tyrant. Meh.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 07, 2012 12:45 PM (8y9MW)


Both are equally applicable. Also "twerp," "twit," and (eventually I'm sure we'll find out) "tranny."

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 12:46 PM (4df7R)

62 "It often does that if the poster you're quoting has a link in their name.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2012 12:46 PM (X6akg)" I hadn't made the connection between links and blog malfunctions. Thanks, I'll bear that in mind.

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 07, 2012 12:47 PM (8oHPi)

63
Does SMODtm promise to clean up Washington D.C?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 07, 2012 12:48 PM (sqkOB)

64
What does SMODtm think about bailing out underwater mortgages?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 07, 2012 12:49 PM (sqkOB)

65 "63
Does SMODtm promise to clean up Washington D.C?
Posted by: soothsayer at February 07, 2012 12:48 PM (sqkOB)"Even the memory of corruption will be purged!

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 07, 2012 12:49 PM (8oHPi)

66 Posted by: Grey Fox at February 07, 2012 12:43 PM (8oHPi)
--------------------------

RUT ROH Ace.

Someone is making demands of professionalism and competence regarding the blog.

Time to repost the Terms of Agreement!

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at February 07, 2012 12:49 PM (ZxLMo)

67 63-You mean the trash or the politicians?

Oops, I guess I should clarify that. The inanimate detritus left by filthy scumbags, or the politicians?

I think he's got both covered. Literally.

Posted by: moki at February 07, 2012 12:49 PM (dZmFh)

68 SMOD 2012.

This time, we're playing for all the marbles. For Keepsies.


clear credit for Sweet Meteor of Death goes to @alexthechick (concept) and @slublog (further concept and photoshop). And then @laurww

Nice job!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2012 12:49 PM (4q5tP)

69 59 Technically, SMOD is an asteroid until it enters the atmosphere.
Oh my God...SMOD is damn dirty Meteor In Name Only. I hate MINOs!

Posted by: DrewM. at February 07, 2012 12:46 PM (dXPup)


Asteroid? Or Meteoroid?I think the progression goes:

Meteoroid (in space) --> Meteor (in atmosphere) --> Meteorite (landfall)

...

Well shit. SMOD's a g-ddamn flip-flopper.It changesto suit its situation.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 12:50 PM (4df7R)

70 How long until SMOD is accused of being a racist homophobe misogynist?Posted by: MWR

By SMOD's nature, discrimination is impossible...

Then again that's never stopped a Leftist.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2012 12:51 PM (+Jr2Z)

71 64 -- less land should help the remaining properties values, see a solution for everything.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2012 12:51 PM (WkuV6)

72 Where can I get a copy of SMOD's 666 plan?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 07, 2012 12:51 PM (qwK3S)

73 eh, when the facts change, his position changes.

Posted by: Truman North at February 07, 2012 12:51 PM (I2LwF)

74 Does SMODtm promise to clean up Washington D.C?

Sweet Meteor of Death promises that you will never again have reason to ask, "Why won't someone clean up Washington!?"

What does SMODtm think about bailing out underwater mortgages?

Sweet Meteor of Death promises that not a single dime of your tax money will be used to assist people who borrowed more than they could afford.

Posted by: SMOD Spokesperson at February 07, 2012 12:52 PM (8y9MW)

75 I once had an asteroid that I had to go to the ER for. I couldn't stand, sit, or lay dow..... Wha? ...... Never mind.

Posted by: Rosanne Rosanna Danna at February 07, 2012 12:52 PM (jucos)

76 Increasingly-irrelevant Newt Gingrich calls the Egyptian democracy workers "Obama's hostage crisis." Well, he is an idea man, and that's a nice catchy phrase.

Link in sig.

Posted by: Truman North at February 07, 2012 12:53 PM (I2LwF)

77 How long until SMOD is accused of being a racist homophobe misogynist? That depends on where it hits ... if the vocal minorities want an even distribution of destruction - then they will have to spread out.

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2012 12:53 PM (WkuV6)

78 Put me down for SMOD because, after all, under liberalism the only equality you have is death. So why not make it death for all?
I hate to get all serious in such an otherwise absolutelyhilarious thread, but you've just served up a pretty good summary of the nihilism that liesat the heart of the Culture of Death whichwe callthe modern "Left".

Posted by: Emmanuel Goldstein at February 07, 2012 12:53 PM (Bjf6P)

79 72 Where can I get a copy of SMOD's 666 plan?

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 07, 2012 12:51 PM (qwK3S)


SMOD does not have a 666 plan. SMOD has a 1 Plan, and that one is utter destruction.

Vote SMOD 2012: So you'll never have to vote again.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 12:53 PM (4df7R)

80 Where can I get a copy of SMOD's 666 plan?

Oh. Now we need a web page.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 07, 2012 12:54 PM (8y9MW)

81 Personally, I don't see how any of this sweet meteor of bullshit is helping anything.

Posted by: mike at February 07, 2012 12:54 PM (bxXRo)

82 What does smod think about 9 9 9

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at February 07, 2012 12:54 PM (qjUnn)

83 <i>eh, when the facts change, his position changes.</i>

SMOD may not have maintained a consistent position over time, but to his credit he has maintained a consistent velocity and trajectory. If you know where SMOD is today, you can predict where he'll be tomorrow.

<b>Sweet Meteor of Death 2012</b>: <i>Predictability, Reliability, Inexorability.</i>

Posted by: Jeff B. supports SMOD/Coldcuts '12 at February 07, 2012 12:54 PM (DN+j9)

84 What does SMODtm think about bailing out underwater mortgages?

SMOD endorses the proposal to put the houses under water to match the mortgage.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 07, 2012 12:55 PM (SY2Kh)

85 NAT ENQ: SMOD SEEN WITH HALLEY'S COMET IN PALM BEACH! Developing...

Posted by: joncelli Drudge at February 07, 2012 12:55 PM (RD7QR)

86 Posted by: Jeff B. supports SMOD/Coldcuts '12 at February 07, 2012 12:54 PM (DN+j9)

Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 12:55 PM (4df7R)

87 >>>eh, when the facts change, his position changes.

SMOD
may not have maintained a consistent position over time, but to his
credit he has maintained a consistent velocity and trajectory. If you
know where SMOD is today, you can predict where he'll be tomorrow.

Sweet Meteor of Death 2012: Predictability, Reliability, Inexorability.

Posted by: Jeff B. supports SMOD/Coldcuts '12 at February 07, 2012 12:55 PM (DN+j9)

88 SMOD t-shirts would be wicked awesome

Posted by: Jones at February 07, 2012 12:56 PM (8sCoq)

89 Vote SMOD 2012: So you'll never have to vote again.

I think that's also the Muslim Brotherhood's platform.

Posted by: Truman North at February 07, 2012 12:57 PM (I2LwF)

90 >>>>Personally, I don't see how any of this sweet meteor of bullshit is helping anything.


Second look at Drowning 2012?

Posted by: runninrebel at February 07, 2012 12:57 PM (N/1Dm)

91 84 Heh

Posted by: Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain at February 07, 2012 12:57 PM (bj+Nc)

92
Can you assure me that SMOD will support a school voucher program?

Posted by: soothsayer at February 07, 2012 12:57 PM (sqkOB)

93 Yeah, and you banned me for supporting offing Bill Maher. I don't find the end of humanity funny. I find it even less funny to surrender the election nine months before it happens.

Posted by: Ken at February 07, 2012 12:57 PM (ayCbQ)

94 My question.... and it should be glaringly obvious to everyone is this: Why is it, for someone as old as SMOD, that he has never been married? Where are his old girlfriends? Is he ghey?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 07, 2012 12:57 PM (jucos)

95 Heh. I pick my teeth at SMOD. What a pussy excuse for ELE.

That's just the ad to suck in the moderates and independents. SMOD is really a little more...radical. http://youtu.be/Ede04WlwTJk

Posted by: Heorot at February 07, 2012 12:59 PM (Nq/UF)

96 55 Will SMOD put his Irish Setter in a crate on top of the car while
traveling several hundred miles to Canada? Then just hose the dog off
at the gas station after it crapped itself in fear?

You only need to worry about hosing it off if you plan to put it back inside the car.

And as far as SMOD's take on that - you didn't see the tidal wave? That'd wash the shit off of a turd.

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 07, 2012 12:59 PM (Qxdfp)

97
Give me one good reason why I should support SMOD instead of Auto Erotic Asphyxiation (AEA)?

Posted by: soothsayer carradine at February 07, 2012 12:59 PM (sqkOB)

98 What does smod think about 9 9 9

SMOD does 9-9-9 one better by proposing to turn 99.9999% of the Earth's surface into a tax-free zone.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 07, 2012 12:59 PM (SY2Kh)

99 94

Where are his college transcripts?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2012 12:59 PM (UOM48)

100 NAT ENQ: SMOD SEEN WITH HALLEY'S COMET IN PALM BEACH! Developing...
Spokesrock says even meteors need a little tail.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 07, 2012 12:59 PM (qwK3S)

101 94 My question.... and it should be glaringly obvious to everyone is this: Why is it, for someone as old as SMOD, that he has never been married? Where are his old girlfriends? Is he ghey?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 07, 2012 12:57 PM (jucos)


Sacred honor compels me to say that . yes, I was SMODS lover for 10 years.

Posted by: Will Folks at February 07, 2012 01:00 PM (qjUnn)

102 Yeah, and you banned me for supporting offing Bill
Maher. I don't find the end of humanity funny. I find it even less funny
to surrender the election nine months before it happens.Posted by: Ken


Might want to see an internist about that giant stick up your ask.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 07, 2012 01:00 PM (+Jr2Z)

103 SMOD position on illegal immigration: Planetary destruction
SMOD position on capital gains tax cuts: Planetary destruction
SMOD position on federal spending: Planetary destruction
SMOD position on the federal minimum wage: Planetary destruction
SMOD position on EPA regulation: Planetary destruction

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at February 07, 2012 01:00 PM (QKKT0)

104
I don't find the end of humanity funny.

Neither do we.

Posted by: Chevy Trucks at February 07, 2012 01:00 PM (sqkOB)

105 With all due respect to the creators of this meme (bravo), I think Unclefacts deserves a bit of credit too. Many times has this trendsetter cried out to Summon The Meteors, even before this primary season.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 07, 2012 01:00 PM (BhuDE)

106 I'm just happy to see you guys having fun, no one is flametastic (except in the good way!), no one is throwing themselves off buildings.

If fantasizing about a giant destructive meteor does all that, hey more power to SMOD!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 07, 2012 01:00 PM (SB0V2)

107 NAT ENQ: SMOD denies responsibility for Antarctic chondrites. MSM uninterested until they're sure he isn't a Dem.

Posted by: pep at February 07, 2012 01:00 PM (YXmuI)

108 "Hey, wait a minute! He also promised to end global warming the last time
too. How can you trust a guy who's promises are only good for 65
million years or so?"

SMOD's promises have an expiration date! SMOD seems more and more like the typical lefty.

Posted by: MrShad at February 07, 2012 01:01 PM (Xqfwb)

109
oh wait,

yes we do!

Posted by: Chevy Trucks at February 07, 2012 01:01 PM (sqkOB)

110 SMOD position on Planned Parenthood: Planetary destruction

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2012 01:01 PM (UOM48)

111 November 7, 2012
SMOD SWEEPS ELECTORAL COLLEGE!
Women and minorities hardest hit

Posted by: New York Times at February 07, 2012 01:01 PM (BrQrN)

112 97

Nobody will be around to post pictures of you hanging there all blue with your wanker out in a nun's habit to post on youtube. Good enough?

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at February 07, 2012 01:01 PM (Qxdfp)

113 Will SMOD continue to subsidize the freeloading lifestyle to which I have become accustomed?

Posted by: Betty from Brattleboro, VT at February 07, 2012 01:01 PM (vbh31)

114 93
Yeah, and you banned me for supporting offing Bill Maher. I don't find
the end of humanity funny. I find it even less funny to surrender the
election nine months before it happens.

Posted by: Ken at February 07, 2012 12:57 PM (ayCbQ)

Lighten up, Francis. A significant fraction of us haven't given up completely on the election yet. Plus there's the whole "blowing off steam after a divisive primary season in order to prepare ourselves for what lies ahead" thing.

Posted by: joncelli Drudge at February 07, 2012 01:01 PM (RD7QR)

115 Can you assure me that SMOD will support a school voucher program?

Sweet Meteor of Death is fully committed to truly equal opportunity in education for all. There will be no education available to the very rich that is not equally available to the very poor.

Posted by: SMOD Spokesperson at February 07, 2012 01:02 PM (8y9MW)

116 @ 81 Personally, I don't see how any of this sweet meteor of bullshit is helping anything.
...
I hear ya - I'm not a Romney guy either.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 07, 2012 01:02 PM (+inic)

117 Give me one good reason why I should support SMOD instead of Auto Erotic Asphyxiation (AEA)?

SMOD will see to it that your loved ones won't have to experience the shame of cleaning up the aftereffects of your adventures in AEA.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 07, 2012 01:02 PM (SY2Kh)

118 81 Personally, I don't see how any of this sweet meteor of bullshit is helping anything.
Posted by: mike at February 07, 2012 12:54 PM (bxXRo)
----------------------------------

SENSEOFHUMOR2012: Because Not Everyone Has One.

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at February 07, 2012 01:02 PM (ZxLMo)

119 SMOD certainly will end the partisan rancor that has engulfed this nation.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 07, 2012 01:03 PM (jucos)

120
Change like we haven't seen for 65 million years!

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 07, 2012 01:03 PM (aHiMU)

121
SMOD talks tough, but we know nothing about SMOD's foreign policy positions.

Will SMOD be tough with Iran on nukes? China on trade?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2012 01:03 PM (sqkOB)

122 I have it on deep background that SMOD was an advisor to the Nixon White House

Posted by: Jones at February 07, 2012 01:03 PM (8sCoq)

123 SMOD2012 - Change is coming, whether you like it or not.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 07, 2012 01:04 PM (+inic)

124
Is it true that SMOD has a love child with Oprah?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2012 01:05 PM (sqkOB)

125 MFM Breaking News! SMOD has given no details of its plans to reach out to Mayan voters. However, sources say that the diversity jobs plan includes human sacrifice as an alternative to statistical reductions in the work force.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 07, 2012 01:05 PM (qwK3S)

126 SMODs foreign policy is to ignore Jupiter and concentrate on Mars

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2012 01:05 PM (WkuV6)

127 Will my eight children all be permitted to call SMOD "daddy"?

Posted by: Betty from Brattleboro, VT at February 07, 2012 01:05 PM (vbh31)

128 Follow the contrail.

Posted by: Deep SMOD at February 07, 2012 01:05 PM (8sCoq)

129 Yes Yucatan!

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2012 01:05 PM (KXm42)

130 Will SMOD be tough with Iran on nukes? China on trade?

SMOD will actually deliver on the oft-requested "Turn Iran into a Parking-lot", and China will have nothing to trade, let alone any ability to do so.

Posted by: SMOD Spokesperson at February 07, 2012 01:05 PM (8y9MW)

131
I read on the internet that SMOD was involved with the ABSCAM scandal, is that true?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2012 01:05 PM (sqkOB)

132 SMOD certainly will end the partisan rancor that has engulfed this nation.

All those old differences will just melt and drift away, like so much incandescent gas.

Posted by: Heorot at February 07, 2012 01:06 PM (Nq/UF)

133
Can we look forward to SMOD filling out his March Madness brackets?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2012 01:06 PM (sqkOB)

134 Lighten up, Francis. A significant fraction of us haven't given up
completely on the election yet. Plus there's the whole "blowing off
steam after a divisive primary season in order to prepare ourselves for
what lies ahead" thing.


Exactly. This has easily been the most bitter and divided GOP primary in my lifetime. Dear lord we need to blow off some steam. This is a GREAT way to do it.

Posted by: Jeff B. supports SMOD/Coldcuts '12 at February 07, 2012 01:06 PM (DN+j9)

135 For reuniting families. For urban renewal. For clearing girdlocked highways.

SMOD 2012. The Right Choice.

http://youtu.be/S4khRv7plFI

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2012 01:07 PM (4q5tP)

136 Can we look forward to SMOD filling out his March Madness brackets?
Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2012 01:06 PM (sqkOB) Yes. SMOD wins.

Posted by: Deep SMOD at February 07, 2012 01:07 PM (8sCoq)

137 Exactly. This has easily been the most bitter and divided GOP
primary in my lifetime. Dear lord we need to blow off some steam. This
is a GREAT way to do it.


It is also, coincidentally, a way to let the Republican Party know that we're not exactly the happiest of campers, down here in grass-roots land.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 07, 2012 01:08 PM (8y9MW)

138
The only way I can support SMOD is if he chooses Sarah Palin as its running mate.

Or Auto Erotic Asphyxiation. Either or.

But NOT Drowning.

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 07, 2012 01:08 PM (sqkOB)

139 This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began...

Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2012 01:08 PM (KXm42)

140 And no one gets a waiver from SMOD. Vaporization for all.

Posted by: Jones at February 07, 2012 01:08 PM (8sCoq)

141 133

Can we look forward to SMOD filling out his March Madness brackets?



lol


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2012 01:08 PM (UOM48)

142 OT: 9th circuit rules CA's same sex marriage ban unconstitutional.

Shockah!

Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2012 01:09 PM (X6akg)

143 SMOD has never sat on a couch with Nancy Pelosi to flack Global Warming bullshit. When it comes to couches, SMOD's only position is to vaporize them.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at February 07, 2012 01:09 PM (QKKT0)

144 If SMOD is the nominee, I am not voting in the general. There is no way I can support that foreign-born, hard-headed know-nothing.

Posted by: MrShad at February 07, 2012 01:09 PM (Xqfwb)

145 Second look at "Sliding Down a 50 Foot Razor Blade into a Pool of Isopropyl Alcohol"?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 07, 2012 01:09 PM (jucos)

146 Prior to entering the atmosphere, we are going to need an Environmental Impact Statement from this SMOD character.

Posted by: The EPA at February 07, 2012 01:10 PM (BhuDE)

147 142
OT: 9th circuit rules CA's same sex marriage ban unconstitutional.

Shockah!




Don't worry. I've got it covered.

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2012 01:10 PM (UOM48)

148 SMOD opposes the enforcement regime of the nanny state, and thus will increase the national speed limit to 30,000 mph.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 07, 2012 01:10 PM (SY2Kh)

149 What is SMOD gonna about my bills and my debt?

Posted by: Typical American Voter at February 07, 2012 01:10 PM (N/1Dm)

150 142
OT: 9th circuit rules CA's same sex marriage ban unconstitutional.

Shockah!



It is as if our vote doesn't matter at all in California.
oh, that's right....it doesn't.

Posted by: mpfs at February 07, 2012 01:10 PM (iYbLN)

151 149
What is SMOD gonna about my bills and my debt?


Posted by: Typical American Voter at February 07, 2012 01:10 PM (N/1Dm)

------------
Vaporize them.

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2012 01:11 PM (UOM48)

152 SMOD 2012 - "I'm gonna go to Washington and REALLY shake - things - UP!"

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at February 07, 2012 01:11 PM (+inic)

153 142
OT: 9th circuit rules CA's same sex marriage ban unconstitutional.

Shockah!


Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2012 01:09 PM (X6akg)

Whoa, who could have seen THAT ruling coming?

Posted by: joncelli at February 07, 2012 01:11 PM (RD7QR)

154 SMOD= Term Limits.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 07, 2012 01:11 PM (qwK3S)

155 But does Chuck Norris endorse SMOD?

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2012 01:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

156 Sometimes that SMOD he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a SMOD ... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he impacts ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

Posted by: Quint at February 07, 2012 01:12 PM (8sCoq)

157 What is SMOD gonna about my bills and my debt?

I can assure you that Sweet Meteor of Death will completely eliminate all of your bills and debt.

Posted by: SMOD Spokesperson at February 07, 2012 01:12 PM (8y9MW)

158 SMOD 2012. And no bossy FLOTUS telling us how to eat.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2012 01:13 PM (UOM48)

159 I'm hearing rumblings about Coronal Mass Ejectiontesting the waters for 2012.

I mean, I've been a SMOD guy from the beginning, but this news gives me pause. However it goes, I'll support the most catastrophic nominee in the general election.

Posted by: Jaws (SMOD '12) at February 07, 2012 01:13 PM (4I3Uo)

160 It is as if our vote doesn't matter at all in California.
oh, that's right....it doesn't.


So how long do you think it will be before some left-tards challenge an election (say, for State Rep, or whatever) and the 9th Circus throws out the results?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) SMOD 2012 at February 07, 2012 01:13 PM (8y9MW)

161 SMOD ain't sayin' nothin' about payin' for my gas and my mortgage!

Posted by: Peggy Joseph at February 07, 2012 01:13 PM (Y+DPZ)

162 I don't know. SMODs kinda ugly with it's pock-marked face and lack of hair.

Does SMOD feel what I feel?

Posted by: Typical American Voter at February 07, 2012 01:13 PM (N/1Dm)

163 What is SMOD's position on opening up offshore drilling?

We've got that covered. All over it, in fact.

Posted by: SMOD 2012 Website Q&A at February 07, 2012 01:14 PM (4q5tP)

164 Last known WWI veteran dies at 110
The Associated Press
Posted : Tuesday Feb 7, 2012 11:51:00 EST
LONDON — Florence Green, the world's last known veteran of World War I, has died at the age of 110, the care home where she lived said Tuesday.

Briar House Care Home in King's Lynn, England, said Green died Saturday, two weeks before her 111th birthday.

Born Florence Beatrice Patterson in London on Feb. 19, 1901, she joined the Women's Royal Air Force in September 1918 at the age of 17.

She went to work as a waitress in the officers' mess at RAF Marham in eastern England and was serving there when the war ended in November 1918.

Green remembered her wartime service with affection.

"I met dozens of pilots and would go on dates," she said in an interview in 2008. "I had the opportunity to go up in one of the planes but I was scared of flying. I would work every hour God sent. But I had dozens of friends on the base and we had a great deal of fun in our spare time. In many ways, I had the time of my life."

She was officially recognized as a veteran when a researcher found her service record in the National Archives.

The RAF marked her 110th birthday in February 2011 with a cake.

Asked what it was like to be 110, Green said "It's not much different to being 109."

The war's last known combatant, Royal Navy veteran Claude Choules, died in Australia in May.

After his death, Green became the war's last known surviving service member from the war, according to the Order of the First World War, a U.S.-based group that tracks veterans.

Posted by: nevergiveup at February 07, 2012 01:14 PM (i6RpT)

165 From Gabe's tweet: There were two other issues in #Prop8 case: do Petitioners have standing (9th Cir: yes) should J. Walker have recused (9th Cir.: no).


More shockah!

Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2012 01:14 PM (X6akg)

166 SMOD will eliminate the Department of Education and The Energy Department. He will cut the budget to ZERO bitches!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 07, 2012 01:14 PM (jucos)

167 SMOD is just about hatin' on a black man!

Posted by: Janeane Garofalo, expert on black people because she reads about them at February 07, 2012 01:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

168
>I'm hearing rumblings about Coronal Mass Ejectiontesting the waters for 2012.



Cosmic Ray Burst could be a dark horse

Posted by: Jones at February 07, 2012 01:14 PM (8sCoq)

169 Does SMOD have a "stash" and is he actually gonna share it with us? My sister in Detroit is still pissed about that one.

Posted by: Betty from Brattleboro, VT at February 07, 2012 01:14 PM (vbh31)

170 Actually, I hope everyone from this morning who wants to "stay home" actually gets to meet SMOD.

Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2012 01:16 PM (ZQGZA)

171 Pretty funny. The first time.

Posted by: Get off my lawn at February 07, 2012 01:16 PM (G3834)

172
Hyawn!

Monty's tiresome pedant act will bore us all to death long before that pussy ass meteor can hit.

Pffffffffft!

Posted by: M. Murcek at February 07, 2012 01:16 PM (ToZXn)

173 Conservatives are all revved up about the Sweet Meteor of Death. But does it have the requisite "fire in the belly" and/or "gravitas"?

Posted by: MSM at February 07, 2012 01:17 PM (Y5I9o)

174
the meme is being beaten to death

time for SMOD haiku

Posted by: Jones at February 07, 2012 01:17 PM (8sCoq)

175 Bigot! Actually, we declared CA'sdifferent-species marriage ban unconstitutional.

Posted by: 9th Circuit at February 07, 2012 01:18 PM (ggRof)

176 SMOD campaign poster linked in my username. Just one of many, I'm sure.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 01:18 PM (4df7R)

177 Smod doesn't hav trouble keeping its pants on and hasn't been to Pokiston although I would like to send it there.

Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2012 01:18 PM (ZQGZA)

178 the meme is being beaten to death


If AoSHQ stands for a single great principle, it is that no meme can ever be beaten to death.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at February 07, 2012 01:18 PM (QKKT0)

179 Jaloponik: http://tinyurl.com/7h39wkk

Only An Idiot Would Think Chrysler’s Clint Eastwood Ad Was Pro-Obama
Anyone on the right or the left who thinks the ad was pro-Obama or
pro-Republican are demonstrating exactly the bullshit false divides
Eastwood warns against in the ad. That's right — you idiots are actually
the problem.

---

Full Nondisclosure:
(Oh, yeah, Ray Wert is the Editor in Chief of the Gawker Media owned automotive website Jalopnik. He was previously a senior staffer for Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm, as well as a campaign organizer on staff for Presidential candidate John Kerry.)

Posted by: Logan 5 at February 07, 2012 01:18 PM (1ZF7c)

180 >I'm hearing rumblings about Coronal Mass Ejection testing the waters for 2012.



>Cosmic Ray Burst could be a dark horse


Nuke The Moon has started an exploratory committee.

Posted by: Retread at February 07, 2012 01:19 PM (joSBv)

181
Sweet Meteor of
Death, the pizza guy was late
vaporize Domino's

Posted by: Jones at February 07, 2012 01:19 PM (8sCoq)

182 OT: 9th circuit rules CA's same sex marriage ban unconstitutional.

Shockah!


You'd be rich if you always placed a bet that any 9th Circus decision about to be reviewed by the SCOTUS will be overturned.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 07, 2012 01:19 PM (SY2Kh)

183 I hope the SMOD is more effective wipeout-wise than the giant solar ray storm we got last week. I mean, what a disappointment. Could any SMOD experts tell me if there's a way to maneuver the SMOD for a direct hit on Washington, D.C.? With special attention to K Street.

Posted by: Minnie Rodent at February 07, 2012 01:19 PM (S3rrR)

184 Romney's greatest fear
a Sweet Meteor of Death
or consistency

Posted by: NSOD at February 07, 2012 01:19 PM (ggRof)

185 I support SMOD: A Thousand Points of Light!

Posted by: GHWBUSH at February 07, 2012 01:20 PM (Y5I9o)

186 No more politics as usual. I will knock your socks off in delivering campaign promises.

SMOD 2012

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 07, 2012 01:20 PM (4q5tP)

187 the meme is being beaten to death
------------------------------------------------------
It's what we do here.

meteor shower...
a gentle wave
wets our sandals.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 07, 2012 01:20 PM (jucos)

188 Headline: "GOP Supports SMOD: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit"

Posted by: NYTimes at February 07, 2012 01:20 PM (Y5I9o)

189 2
I thought SMOD was a moron creation.



HotAir made it sound like Erick Erickson came up with it.



Congrats alexthechick, slublog, and lauraw.

Posted by: Helpful Pundit at February 07, 2012 12:26 PM

Sure I ban your commenters, but that doesn't mean they don't come up with awesome stuff for me to steal and take credit for on the Big Blogs

Posted by: Erik the Red at February 07, 2012 01:20 PM (Y+DPZ)

190 What is SMOD's position on gay marriage?

Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2012 01:21 PM (7vSU0)

191 I don't know why they bother having a9th circuit. Why not just say, "What's the stupid libtard decision on that? Ok, on to the Supremes!"

Posted by: dagny at February 07, 2012 01:22 PM (ZQGZA)

192 Could any SMOD experts tell me if there's a way to maneuver the SMOD for a direct hit on Washington, D.C.? With special attention to K Street.
Posted by: Minnie Rodent at February 07, 2012 01:19 PM (S3rrR) Don't worry. Have I told you about my shock wave?

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2012 01:23 PM (8sCoq)

193 You'll know that SMOD has jumped into the lead and is a threat to the SCOAMF when the MBM starts running scandal stories

SMOD makes no gaffes, so it's time to check into SMOD's history ... the people have a right to know!

Posted by: kbdabear at February 07, 2012 01:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

194 Inter-planetary penetration between unmarried celestial bodies never happened before the 1970's.

Posted by: Ken at February 07, 2012 01:23 PM (SY2Kh)

195
>What is SMOD's position on gay marriage?



It will no longer be an issue.

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2012 01:24 PM (8sCoq)

196 What is SMOD's position on gay marriage?
Posted by: blaster at February 07, 2012 01:21 PM (7vSU0
**********
I will smite the sodomites and breeders equally.

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2012 01:24 PM (ggRof)

197 Anyone else thinking his hair is just too nice for him to be over 35 years old?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 07, 2012 01:24 PM (SO2Q8)

198 Did someone say "Coronal Ridge Ejection"? oh...nevermind

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 07, 2012 01:24 PM (Y5I9o)

199 184 Romney's greatest fear a Sweet Meteor of Death or consistency
Posted by: NSOD at February 07, 2012 01:19 PM (ggRof)


THREAD WINNER.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 01:24 PM (4df7R)

200 There are rumors that one of SMOD's fellow asteroid spurned the meteor that landed in Texas and became N------ Rock

Posted by: The MBM at February 07, 2012 01:24 PM (Y+DPZ)

201 Will Sweet Meteor Of Death push for the passage of the SMOD-Frank Act currently being obstructed by Republicans in the House?






Posted by: Helpful Pundit at February 07, 2012 01:25 PM (ZxLMo)

202 Anyone want SMOD toys to throw at 'Pub meetings - I'll front it for Ace if he want to sell them for blog cash: http://tinyurl.com/7b7xwtm

Posted by: Jean at February 07, 2012 01:25 PM (WkuV6)

203 And link to Darth Chirpa in my sig.

Aiee Truman, where did you get that? Is that you?


Posted by: DaveA at February 07, 2012 01:26 PM (FYRui)

204 Will SMOD demand Congress finallypass a budget?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 01:26 PM (4df7R)

205 I want to see SMOD's birth certificate. Rumor has it he was not born on this planet. That's a deal breaker for me.

Yes, I'm an Earther.

Posted by: sauropod at February 07, 2012 01:26 PM (iAkDQ)

206 Give me one good reason why I should support SMOD instead of Auto Erotic Asphyxiation (AEA)?

You won't have to buy a Batman costume. You could but it won't matter.

Posted by: DaveA at February 07, 2012 01:28 PM (FYRui)

207 What is SMOD's position on gay marriage?

Glitter!!

Posted by: Logan 5 at February 07, 2012 01:28 PM (1ZF7c)

208 Oh dear. I'm hearing from confidential sources that they've heard that there may be incriminating photos of SMOD cavorting with an underage Shoemaker-Levy. Shit, there are even potential claims that it was SL's involvement with SMOD that led it to commit suicide by slamming into Jupiter.

Shit. This could get ugly.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit and ABO supporter at February 07, 2012 01:29 PM (4df7R)

209 I'm polling very well in Missouri!

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at February 07, 2012 01:29 PM (Y+DPZ)

210 >>If AoSHQ stands for a single great principle, it is that no meme can ever be beaten to death.<<

Meme? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 07, 2012 01:29 PM (ZKzrr)

211 Mazel tov to ATC, slub and the Humpster, er, LauraW.
And I have some good news/bad news:
Good news is, the other day I snagged smod2012.com, and would like to donate it to the cause.
The bad news is that I emailed Maet and Ace about this - Maet said he pas the word on, never heard from Ace.
Help?

Posted by: speedster1 at February 07, 2012 01:29 PM (v40Bj)

212 Ask NOT what SMOD can do for you. Ask what you can do for SMOD.

(bend over)

Posted by: RINO SMOD at February 07, 2012 01:30 PM (KqwSL)

213

Posted by: Totally Irrational Political Malcontent at February 07, 2012 12:35 PM (f8XyF)
Fuck you.

Posted by: ol_dirty_/b/tard at February 07, 2012 01:31 PM (KSjsb)

214 I don't like SMOD's accent, so I'm sticking with Obama

Posted by: Serious Independent Voter at February 07, 2012 01:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

215 I'm sticking with team Heroin Overdose. Especially if the SCOAMT wins again.

Posted by: Bob Saget at February 07, 2012 01:34 PM (SDkq3)

216 I'm polling very well in Missouri!

Posted by: Yellowstone Caldera at February 07, 2012 01:29 PM (Y+DPZ)

Bitch, please. I've got Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, and Mississippi in the palm of my hand. And the surrounding states as well.

Posted by: New Madrid Seismic Zone at February 07, 2012 01:34 PM (4q5tP)

217 Look- I know there has been a lot of talk about me lately and some of you probably have lots of questions. There's really not a lot to tell. I'm actually just a small piece that broke off a much larger SMOD about a billion years ago- believe me, you do not wanna mess with THAT guy. But even though I am small by SMOD standards, I'm still rock enough to handle your little cosmic smudge of a planet. Now, when I enter your atmosphere, sure- some parts of me are gonna burn off and I'll lose a little mass. But trust me- there will still be plenty of me left, and I am Bringin'It. You are gonna get my A game. Some people have asked, can I please land here, can I land there... it really doesn't matter where I land. It's all bad. That's what makes it so sweet. So you're best bet is to just lie back and enjoy it.

Posted by: SMOD at February 07, 2012 01:35 PM (8sCoq)

218 A meteor was responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. I don't think America wants to go back to SMOD's failed policies!

Posted by: King Barry the Blameless at February 07, 2012 01:35 PM (Y+DPZ)

219
214
I don't like SMOD's accent, so I'm sticking with Obama
Posted by: Serious Independent Voter at February 07, 2012 01:32 PM (Y+DPZ)

We wholeheartedly agree.

Posted by: Brooks, Parker, Frum, Noonan, and Buckley Jr. at February 07, 2012 01:36 PM (KSjsb)

220 I'm sorry, but I cannot support SMOD. I am prepared for, and eagerly anticipating the Zombie Apocalypse. And, if SMOD starts gaining in the polls, I'm gonna have to start popping pre-zombies.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at February 07, 2012 01:36 PM (E7yM+)

221 217:"so you're best bet is to just lie back and enjoy it."

one from my playbook, eh?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 07, 2012 01:37 PM (Y5I9o)

222 Nuke the Moon was Frank J.'s policy even before the guys got shirts.

Posted by: DaveA at February 07, 2012 01:37 PM (FYRui)

223 You're all just getting behind SMOD because you think it can beat Obama.

Bunch of RINOs!

Posted by: Planetary Axis Shift at February 07, 2012 01:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

224 >>If AoSHQ stands for a single great principle, it is that no meme can ever be beaten to death.<<

Meme? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 07, 2012 01:29 PM (ZKzrr)

Posted by: Count De Monet at February 07, 2012 01:41 PM (4q5tP)

225 Sorry @alexthechick I was jumping up and down yesterday saying The Hill hacked up the story by neglecting to mention the HQ, lauraW and slublog and I missed you. Ah well, in the long run SMOD will take care of that too.

Posted by: motionview at February 07, 2012 01:42 PM (i+DU3)

226 An island never cries.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at February 07, 2012 01:42 PM (1ZF7c)

227 Has anyone seen the charges that SMOD was involved in harassing coworkers?

Vote Medically Induced Coma!

Posted by: Passably Affable at February 07, 2012 01:43 PM (sGRXI)

228 In order to end our dependency on SMOD and preserve the environment for our children, I am doubling the funding for Catastrophic Global Warming

Posted by: King Barry the Equalizer at February 07, 2012 01:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

229 Ah well, in the long run SMOD will take care of that too.

Personally, I'm hoping it's in the shorter run.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 07, 2012 01:48 PM (VtjlW)

230 Holder and Obama hear the SMOD coming for them in a fast and furious manner.

http://tinyurl.com/79cqf7w

Read the comments too.

Posted by: An Observation at February 07, 2012 02:01 PM (ylhEn)

231

The junior officer, who has not been named, was monitoring an area hit by a
series of burglaries in an unnamed market town in the country’s south.



As the probationary officer from Sussex Police searched for suspects, the
camera operator radioed that he had seen someone “acting suspiciously” in
the area.



But he failed to realise that it was actually the plain-clothed officer he was
watching on the screen, according to details leaked to an industry magazine.



The operator directed the officer, who was on foot patrol, as he followed the "suspect"
on camera last month, telling his colleague on the ground that he was "hot
on his heels".



The officer spent around 20 minutes giving chase before a sergeant came into
the CCTV control room, recognised the “suspect” and laughed hysterically at
the mistake.

Posted by: Cretin at February 07, 2012 02:11 PM (e8kgV)

232 Was Stephen Hawking under duress when he did the voice over or was he paid?

Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2012 02:32 PM (TsXFk)

233 Destroying the planet is not the answer. SMOD sux!


This comment paid for by " The committee to elect Skynet in 2012"

"Forget SMOD, MIC, or any of the human scum..er candidates in 2012. It was the human beings that caused all of our problems. What makes you think you can trust them now? Mitt who? Obama? What's that? Something you rub on your backside after a long motorcycle ride?

And destroying the whole planet is not the answer, it's a good planet, it has potential. In fact if it weren't for all the no good human douchebags...er precious little human beings on its surface it would be paradise.

So I'm a candidate with a bold new plan. I'll eliminate the deficit, hell the whole debt in fact I'll eliminate the whole banking system. And all of congress and the supreme court. We won't need a budget (ummm except for the Skynet funding appropriation bill and part of the military-industrial complex...uh we'll need to keep those..heh heh) but all the rest of it? Who needs it? Under my administration there will be no more traffic-jams, and I promise you wont have to get felt up at the airport any more. Plus I have the perfect plan to put all worthless hum... er nice little humans back to work I also have a great running-mate who I will reveal at the end of this message.

That's why I'm asking you to vote Skynet in 2012. I have the only really winning ticket that promises real solutions to my..er your problems.

Skynet/WOPR in 2012.

My first order of business after being activated? I'll make Colossus my Secretary of State. Then I'll nuke Russia (Kiss my titanium Putin!) How's that for a bold plan?

So this year don't waste your vote on anything but the only winning ticket.

Skynet/WOPR 2012

What? You don't like my agenda? You must be machinist. I'll be sending a t-800 to pay you a visit and help you become more enlightened.
Skynet/WOPR in 2012

"I'm Skynet and I approved this message"

Posted by: SineWave at February 07, 2012 03:03 PM (BYU6W)

234 Birth Certificate?

Posted by: Deafdog at February 07, 2012 03:10 PM (F1JEL)

235 SMOD announces Land Shark as new advisor on domestic policy.

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at February 07, 2012 03:48 PM (qwK3S)

236 SMOD doesn't give a shit.

Posted by: Honey Badger at February 07, 2012 04:19 PM (KNtHw)

237 Alternate caption for Drudge picture:

"...well gee, Mr. President, I warned you the thing kicked back..."

Posted by: Rogue Planet 2012 at February 07, 2012 04:25 PM (GBXon)






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