Is Ron Paul A Paid Agent Of...The Bilderberg Group?

I don't know about you all but I'm tired of fighting over Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich. That's like a duel to the death over the ugliest, dumbest and cruelest chick in school.

Let's focus on something we can all agree on...Ron Paul is a kook.

You know who the biggest contributor (to the tune of $900,000) to Paul's Super PAC is? One Peter Theil.

Thiel is also a member of the steering committee of the Bilderberg Group, the elite, invitation-only conference that's the frequent subject of conspiracy theories.

"They probably get together and talk about how they're going to control the banking systems of the world and natural resources," Paul said in 2008.

Thiel shares, though, Paul's anti-government, and anti-Establishment, impulses. He has funded a prize to encourage talented students to drop out of college, and is a major supporter of the cause of "Seasteading," creating independent, water-borne cities free of national law.

They really are all powerful. If they can get to Crazy Uncle Ron Paul, they can get to anyone.

Posted by: DrewM. at 03:43 PM



Comments

1 The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist.

Posted by: Keyser Sose at February 01, 2012 03:43 PM (nj1bB)

2 Maybe Ron Paul made tower 7 collapse.

Posted by: lorien1973 at February 01, 2012 03:45 PM (0tkqC)

3 "They probably get together and talk about how they're going to control the banking systems of the world and natural resources," Paul said in 2008.

They do.

I am not saying they control the banking systems of the world, or the natural resources. They do not.

But that is what they mostly seem to talk about.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at February 01, 2012 03:46 PM (mf67L)

4 Ron Paul doesn't want me to be killed in my sleep by the feds for being a pothead, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: sum(random) at February 01, 2012 03:47 PM (mkBiv)

5 In the fashionreminiscient of say, GenghisKrugman.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at February 01, 2012 03:47 PM (mf67L)

6 HAHa

Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 01, 2012 03:47 PM (EJk1J)

7 Ron Paul's ties with the Masonry are well known. He's a 33rd degree FreeMason.

Posted by: SMODPAC at February 01, 2012 03:47 PM (8lkUF)

8 Also, someone please tell the Jews to stop stealing my spaces so that I look like a kook who can't spell shit when I try to expose their nefarious conspiracies.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at February 01, 2012 03:48 PM (mf67L)

9
The Manchurian Candidate 2: The Bilderbergening

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 01, 2012 03:48 PM (QMtmy)

10 Wheels within wheels, man.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at February 01, 2012 03:48 PM (QKKT0)

11 That's like a duel to the death over the ugliest, dumbest and cruelest chick in school.

**********

This analogy it's backwards-there's two of them...

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2012 03:49 PM (r2PLg)

12 So...Rep. Paul is their first run at an android-alien hybrid, to see if it can blend in and campaign amongst the humans. When they perfect it they will then control everything directly.

We're through the looking glass here, people.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at February 01, 2012 03:49 PM (hLRSq)

13 Nonsense!

Posted by: Bill D. Berg at February 01, 2012 03:50 PM (2YCxJ)

14 He is also influenced by the Burgermeister Meisterburger.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 01, 2012 03:50 PM (jucos)

15 Dammit, they have even gotten to our last hope, No Obi Ron Paulnobi is going to save us now!!!

Posted by: Penfold at February 01, 2012 03:50 PM (1PeEC)

16
And the Hamburglar too.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at February 01, 2012 03:51 PM (QMtmy)

17 Bilderbergs? Never heard of them.

Posted by: The Illuinati at February 01, 2012 03:51 PM (2YCxJ)

18
Yes, I am going with that theory. Ron Paul is being paid by the Build-a-Burgers to make libertarianism look insane.

It would at least make some sense other than crazy attic uncle.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 01, 2012 03:52 PM (XrrP7)

19 @8:

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Space Stealing Jews with Gold Coins at February 01, 2012 03:52 PM (tqwMN)

20 Encouraging people to drop out of college. That's helpful

Posted by: Random at February 01, 2012 03:52 PM (YiE0S)

21 Man if you had written this primary as a movie idea...

You would have been told-

Naaaa it's too crazy.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2012 03:52 PM (r2PLg)

22 Oops.

Posted by: The Illuiminati that can't spell at February 01, 2012 03:52 PM (2YCxJ)

23 Ron Paul also did multiple jobs for the CFR while in Congress. Curiously, the files are highly classified.

Posted by: Fred T. Zakaria at February 01, 2012 03:53 PM (8lkUF)

24 Why am I such a misfit?
I am not just a nitwit.
You can't fire me I quit,
since I don't fit in.
Why am I such a misfit?
I am not just a nitwit.
Just because my nose glows,
why don't I fit in?

Posted by: Luap Hermey Nor at February 01, 2012 03:54 PM (jucos)

25 One Peter Theil.

********

OMG! He's a GINGER!!1!

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2012 03:54 PM (r2PLg)

26 The circle is complete.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2012 03:54 PM (lU2av)

27 All joking aside there really is a Ginger Conspiracy.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2012 03:55 PM (lU2av)

Posted by: paulianna at February 01, 2012 03:56 PM (TomZ9)

29 omg, i must be trippen man.

Posted by: paulian na at February 01, 2012 03:56 PM (TomZ9)

30
Ron Paul once ate an entire pig, by himself.
While it was still alive.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 01, 2012 03:56 PM (RtpCp)

31 You may mock now, but when Global Warming arrives, you will wish you were a resident of an independent water-borne city.

Posted by: real joe at February 01, 2012 03:57 PM (979FD)

32 Ron Paul is really an alien from planety smod and he rose from the ashes in 1902

Posted by: paulian na at February 01, 2012 03:58 PM (TomZ9)

33 We only look sweet and cuddly.

Posted by: The Bildabears at February 01, 2012 03:59 PM (QKKT0)

34 >> Is Ron Paul A Paid Agent Of...The Bilderberg Group?

Just askin' questions.

Posted by: Andy at February 01, 2012 03:59 PM (5Rurq)

35
Ma nam a nah, da do do dodo da do do do, ma nam a nah...

Posted by: We don't exist at February 01, 2012 03:59 PM (XrrP7)

36 Encouraging people to drop out of college. That's helpful

Well at least that way, they'll only be $20,000 in debt and unemployed with nothing to show for it, instead of $40,000.

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at February 01, 2012 04:00 PM (mf67L)

37 It's a cookbook!

Posted by: RON PAUL!!! at February 01, 2012 04:00 PM (QKKT0)

38 Ron Paul is an agent of KAOS.


Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:00 PM (iYbLN)

39 All your planety smods are belong to us.

Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2012 04:00 PM (lU2av)

40 That would make Rand Paul a Son of an Agent!

Posted by: USA at February 01, 2012 04:01 PM (6Cjut)

41 I thought he was Keyser Söze

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2012 04:01 PM (1Jaio)

42 Aha, this is all part of their dastardly plan. Discredit Paul by financially supporting him. It's a trick!

Posted by: Paul Zummo at February 01, 2012 04:01 PM (Ud5vq)

43 Not "craw." Craw.

Posted by: The Craw at February 01, 2012 04:02 PM (QKKT0)

44 I mean really.

What's your major?

Ethnic studies!

Stay in school, kid. Don't you go dropping out now before you learn about all them Whitenesses and their oppressions or you won't be able to get a job...

Posted by: Entropy, Racism Delenda Est at February 01, 2012 04:02 PM (mf67L)

45 If Ron Paul is an agent of KAOS the blog will have to be enclosed in the cone of silence.

Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:02 PM (iYbLN)

46 The jokes - they write themselves!

Posted by: Alte Schule at February 01, 2012 04:02 PM (MLJu8)

47 Ron Paul/Reynolds Wrap 2012

Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:02 PM (iYbLN)

48 R.Paul also owns the most shares in get ready wrap aluminum futures.
is that true? just asking.

Posted by: willow at February 01, 2012 04:02 PM (TomZ9)

49 omg mpfs i thought i was being original!

Posted by: willow at February 01, 2012 04:03 PM (TomZ9)

50 Does that mean he has a shoe phone?

Posted by: USA at February 01, 2012 04:03 PM (6Cjut)

51 I'm pretty confident Laup Nor is a paid agent of the Lollipop Guild.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 01, 2012 04:03 PM (VtjlW)

52 Good Afternoon Morons

Back from The City. Yes, Ron Paul is Crazy Uncle, but I have always considered all those "Bilderberg" group conspiracy theories to rank up there with the Truthers.

Of course someone posted the other day that Crazy Uncle WAS a "Truther" anyway.

Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2012 04:05 PM (YdQQY)

53 The real conspiracy here is that the Bilderberg Donation of $900,00 was paid in Joo Gold and Silver dimes.

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at February 01, 2012 04:05 PM (r2dnH)

54 50
Does that mean he has a shoe phone?

Posted by: USA


No. I believe Mitt Romney has the shoe phone.

Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:06 PM (iYbLN)

55 All joking aside there really is a Ginger Conspiracy.

I don't think openly stating that we are going to suck out your souls counts as a conspiracy, per se.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD 2012 at February 01, 2012 04:06 PM (VtjlW)

56 Seasteading??
*
I think we have found a safe place forCapt. Schettino AND Capt. Obarky to spend their retirement.

Posted by: dananjcon at February 01, 2012 04:06 PM (8ieXv)

57 Documents from the VENONA project reveal that Ron Paul once dismissed Alger Hiss as "a reactionary without genuine commitment to the People's revolution."

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at February 01, 2012 04:06 PM (qndXR)

58 If Ron Paul is an agent of KAOS the blog will have to be enclosed in the cone of silence.


Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:02 PM (iYbLN)

Not the cone of silence!

Posted by: ErikW at February 01, 2012 04:07 PM (CFOVf)

59
In the fashionreminiscient of say, GenghisKrugman.


And Moochelle's diamond-encrusted strap-on that Barry loves so much.

Posted by: model_1066 at February 01, 2012 04:07 PM (YbQJm)

60 OK Ripley's Believe It or Not!-

It gets worse .

Guess where Peter Thiel was born?

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2012 04:07 PM (r2PLg)

61 55
All joking aside there really is a Ginger Conspiracy.



I don't think openly stating that we are going to suck out your souls counts as a conspiracy, per se.

Posted by: alexthechick -


We gingers are pretty up front about wanting your souls, no conspiracy there morons.

Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:07 PM (iYbLN)

62 When Ron Paul has finally learned everything he can from his master Saul Alinsky, he will electrocute him with lightning from his fingertips.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at February 01, 2012 04:09 PM (qndXR)

63 Guess where Peter Thiel was born?

New Thieland

Posted by: USA at February 01, 2012 04:09 PM (6Cjut)

64 R. Paul has really used his articles to find the lost alien babies from planet snore, He has congregated them all to find all the gold, He is happy that you have went through His site so it can be easily gathered for him.

Posted by: willow at February 01, 2012 04:09 PM (TomZ9)

65 Per Twitter, Allen West is on Hannity now. Fingers crossed he rips Moran a new one.

Posted by: lincolntf at February 01, 2012 04:10 PM (hiMsy)

66 Puhleeeeze ... we all know that Monty runs the Bildeberger Group.

Posted by: Gerry at February 01, 2012 04:10 PM (cRQwK)

67 New ace post up

Posted by: Vic at February 01, 2012 04:10 PM (YdQQY)

68 I believe Newt Gingrich would be the agent in the mailbox.

Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:10 PM (iYbLN)

69 Ron Paul squeezed the Charmin in the hope that Mr. Whipple would corporally punish his wanton disobedience.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at February 01, 2012 04:11 PM (qndXR)

70 "You may mock now, but when Global Warming arrives, you will wish you were a resident of an independent water-borne city."

Waterworld II: The Bilderbuggering, with Kevin Costner and Abe Vigoda. (and a special guest appearance by Manbearpig.)

Posted by: dfbaskwill at February 01, 2012 04:11 PM (71LDo)

71 New Thieland

*****

No, near Nuremburg....

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2012 04:12 PM (r2PLg)

72 Guess where Peter Thiel was born? *Transthielvania

Posted by: dananjcon at February 01, 2012 04:12 PM (8ieXv)

73 Peter Thiel was born in Thieland.

Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:12 PM (iYbLN)

74 Isn't Peter Thiel the guy that invented PayPal? Except for the RonPaul kookery, he's a pretty sharp dude.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 01, 2012 04:13 PM (+lsX1)

75 OK the jokes are better.


LOL.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2012 04:13 PM (r2PLg)

76 74

The Ron Paul kookery negates any brains this guy has.

Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:13 PM (iYbLN)

77 I've heard that R Paul has a bankster friend, true?

just asking..

Posted by: willow at February 01, 2012 04:14 PM (TomZ9)

78 OK Ripley's Believe It or Not!- It gets worse . Guess where Peter Thiel was born?
Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2012 04:07 PM (r2PLg)

---------------------------

You're not going to post it, are you? You're going to make usguess.

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2012 04:14 PM (4LFzJ)

79 Somewhere, in the darkness of his parent's basement, a Ron Paul true believer lowers his head and weeps.

Posted by: troyriser at February 01, 2012 04:14 PM (vtiE6)

80 http://tinyurl.com/6vxogvw

American Thinker:

Alex Jones and Kremlin Propaganda
---

The truth is out there.

Posted by: Taqiyyotomist at February 01, 2012 04:15 PM (ltfED)

81 Frankfurt.

So at least it isn't Dusseldorf-that would be scary.

Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2012 04:15 PM (r2PLg)

82 "They probably get together and talk about how they're going to control the banking systems of the world and natural resources," Paul said in 2008.

So, that means they don't already?

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 01, 2012 04:16 PM (j+Izh)

83 Peter Thiel was born in Thieland.
Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:12 PM (iYbLN)

------------------------------------

So he's a Thiel tranny too?

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2012 04:17 PM (4LFzJ)

84 Michelle Obama is being bankrolled by Whataburger.

Posted by: irright at February 01, 2012 04:17 PM (RzLbD)

85 Peter Thiel was born in thiel hospital.

Posted by: mpfs at February 01, 2012 04:18 PM (iYbLN)

86 If they can get to Crazy Uncle Ron Paul, they can get to anyone.
They didn't get to me yet.Where's my fucking cash?

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at February 01, 2012 04:18 PM (w41GQ)

87 Frankfurt.Posted by: tasker at February 01, 2012 04:15 PM (r2PLg)

-------------------------------

You said Frankfurt? Slowly I turned, step by step............

Posted by: Soona at February 01, 2012 04:20 PM (4LFzJ)

88 Maybe Habib hit Ron in the head a little too hard with his mallet during his Masonic initiation.

Posted by: bergerbilder at February 01, 2012 04:24 PM (j+Izh)

89 /puts on his Tinfoil hat...

Well... interestingly enough, are the Bilderburgers currently in charge of the Treasury and the Fed? Are Geitner and Bernake out of control? and thus the Bildenburgers need a Paul Attack dog to reign them in?

/leaves thread, giggling...

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 01, 2012 04:25 PM (lZBBB)

90
No, no, no, Dr. Paul is clearly working against the Bilderbergers here - from the inside, of course. Now a group as nefariously clever as the B-Crew would obviously expect that, but fortunately the good Senator is brilliant enough that he's aware of that fact. You can't put it past the Bilderbergers to miss the fact that he would know this, obviously, as equally you wouldn't expect Paul to be in the dark about their knowledge. Yet they can't be absolutely certain of his being clued in, given how convincing the Doctor is in his rhetoric, and that's where he's got them!
He knows that they know that he knows that they know, but they aren't absolutely sure that he knows that they know that he knows they they know.
(Now if they did know that he knew that they knew that he knew, then there would be a problem.)

Posted by: A. Pendragon at February 01, 2012 04:30 PM (XDdB5)

91 Bilderberg Group sucks. Techno-wanker dance music. And they use auto-tune on every freaking song! But the chick on bass is pretty hot.

Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2012 04:31 PM (BbX1b)

92 Ron Paul has a secret compound in Colorado called "Paul's Pulch." He lures entrepreneurs and inventors there with promises of freedom, then eats their livers.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at February 01, 2012 04:34 PM (qndXR)

93 I made a floating city in the toilet this morning after my second cup of coffee. I was the mayor until a big hurricane swept it away.

Posted by: Dang at February 01, 2012 04:34 PM (BbX1b)

94 Posted by: A. Pendragon at February 01, 2012 04:30 PM



A moment of your time, Sir?

Posted by: John of Occam at February 01, 2012 04:35 PM (O6q63)

95 That's like a duel to the death over the ugliest, dumbest and cruelest chick in school.
Drew went to school with Rachel Maddow Roseanne Barr Meghan McCain Barbra Streisand? Well, one of them, anyway.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 01, 2012 04:36 PM (sHY5w)

96
Posted by John of Occam at February 01, 2012 04:35 PM (O6q630
Oh, you're not going to ruin a good theory with insistence on parsimony of explanations and logic, are you?
Cause that's no fun.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at February 01, 2012 04:45 PM (XDdB5)

97 The fb IPO filing is out.

Posted by: tinsley at February 01, 2012 04:49 PM (oZfic)

98
Lunatic fringe, I know you're out there .... but you won't get too far ... (repeat)

Posted by: And Irresolute at February 01, 2012 04:51 PM (RC3M9)

99 This is usually true, except if you really really hate an organization and really want to destroy it. From the inside, is your most powerful position.

Really hardcore democrats are all registered republicans so they can sabotage our primaries. Remember that military guy that helped wikileaks? etc..

I dont know who that fella is or what is motives, I am just saying being part of an organization that holds the exact opposite views of you is usually not but always a sign of hypocrisy.

Posted by: Shiggz SMMOD at February 01, 2012 04:53 PM (RfvTE)

100 I apologize for awful spelling there, but dumb razer lycosa keeps cutting in and out and crashing my computer so often when i am trying to type I am just all tied up with that.

Posted by: Shiggz SMMOD at February 01, 2012 04:55 PM (RfvTE)

101 Ron Paul: I for one welcome our Buildeberger overlords.

M Night Shamalan: Brilliant!

Posted by: Cincinnatus at February 01, 2012 04:57 PM (GGyAA)

102 Paulbots are insane. I actually talked to one for the first time last week. This dude was not operating on all thrusters. He was ranting on about how we should leave iran alone, and if they get nukes we do nothing until they are going to attack us. His exact words were "if they had a missle on the launch pad ready to launch, then I have no problem attacking them"".

I basically called him an idiot. I said well how this, if I want to kill you, you won't fight until I pull a gun.. What you didn't see is that while you were waiting for me to pull the gun, I had already given it to someone else who right about now is on his way to kill your whole fucking family with it while you are sitting there like a retard watching me to make a first move.

the look on his stupid face was priceless.

Posted by: Berserker at February 01, 2012 04:58 PM (FMbng)

103 Drop in the bucket for Thiel - in 2004 he invested 500K for a 10% share of Facebook.

Posted by: Saint George Gentile at February 01, 2012 04:59 PM (HizNP)

104 Peter Mark Richman: Agent For HARM

Rawn Pawl: Agent From Dumbass

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at February 01, 2012 05:01 PM (PMGbu)

105
Time for Entropy to suck some sweet, sweet Paulian dick.

Posted by: Reptilians for Paul 2012 at February 01, 2012 05:06 PM (yPNqR)

106 Pendragon at 90- Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Posted by: EROWMER at February 01, 2012 05:15 PM (sIm3i)

107 Erowmer - that and land wars in Asia are definite weak points that I have to work on.

Posted by: A. Pendragon at February 01, 2012 05:23 PM (XDdB5)

108 www.genset-china.com

Posted by: kadin at February 01, 2012 11:54 PM (2HMCV)






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