Some Movies Were Nominated For Some Industry Awards And It's The Most Important Thing Ever Or Something

Here are the nominations. I didn't see any of the Best Picture nominees, except for Thor.

Made you look. No the only one I saw was Moneyball. Which was good.

The rest of them are like the fake movies named on Seinfeld when Elaine keeps renting Vincent's art-house goon movies.

“The Artist”

“Midnight in Paris”

“The Descendants”

“The Tree of Life”

“Hugo”

“Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close”

"Rochelle, Rochelle: A Young Girl's Erotic Journey From Milan to Minsk"

"Sack Lunch"

Okay, those last two are just from Seinfeld. Hard to tell, though.

Like, some of these nominations were shocking or something.

This site like parodies the movie posters or something. I don't know what half of these are about, so I don't get most of the jokes.


Posted by: Ace at 08:38 PM



Comments

1 Welp, you left off War Horse which I thought was actually very good but I'm an animal lover anyway.

Posted by: ReadyorNot at January 25, 2012 08:41 PM (3Nh/f)

2 The is the second story on Saul Alinsky I've seen in the last two days.

Saul Alinsky would be so disappointed: Obama breaks ‘Rules for Radicals’

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at January 25, 2012 08:42 PM (e8kgV)

3 "Rochelle, Rochelle: A Young Girl's Erotic Journey From Milan to Minsk"
So how's that one?

Posted by: sternschaden at January 25, 2012 08:43 PM (xXhWA)

4 The NFL has taken the entertainment place Hollywood once held. No doubt this year's show will be a ratings bonanza, for Netflix.

Posted by: gloom, despair and agony on me at January 25, 2012 08:44 PM (fryYp)

5 Looking forward to the next debate.

Posted by: rockem sockem robots at January 25, 2012 08:46 PM (fryYp)

6 If The Descendents wasn't about Hawaii and was instead about land in, say, the Phoenix area, it would have sucked. Unimpressive writing for the actors to work with, but the shots were great.

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 08:46 PM (N/1Dm)

7 Watching "Hobo With a Shotgun" right now. starring Rutger Hauer.


surprised it didn't make the list.

Posted by: Maloderous at January 25, 2012 08:46 PM (dsvkY)

8 3 "Rochelle, Rochelle: A Young Girl's Erotic Journey From Milan to Minsk"
So how's that one?
Posted by: sternschaden at January 25, 2012 08:43 PM (xXhWA)


A little chubby.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 25, 2012 08:47 PM (niZvt)

9 I saw Hugo. 3D makes me sick, and the movie itself was basically just a love story to "films". Eh.

Posted by: lauren at January 25, 2012 08:47 PM (wYQ+8)

10 And if Extremely Loud wasn't about 9/11 and Tom Hanks wasn't the dad? Meh.

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 08:47 PM (N/1Dm)

11 I have not paid for a movie or gone to see one in over 10 years. How about them Knicks?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 25, 2012 08:47 PM (eCnLg)

12 Ace should write movie reviews for all these movies.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 08:48 PM (niZvt)

13 Moneyball was decent. I don't remember the book being that dramatic. Was that winning streak thing even in the book?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 25, 2012 08:49 PM (QvjG+)

14 Midnight in Paris? How about Weekend with a Bunch of Irritating NY Joos?

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 08:49 PM (N/1Dm)

15 I see The Artist is a silent film.

What we need right now is a B&W, silent film, in 3D with a score based on Happy Days are Here Again...

Posted by: Siskel and Ebama at January 25, 2012 08:50 PM (fryYp)

16 "Sack Lunch" made my balls sweat!

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 25, 2012 08:51 PM (niZvt)

17 Yeah, I liked Moneyball, but who makes an anti-climactic baseball movie? I kept wondering why they didn't make the movie about the Red Sox.

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 08:51 PM (N/1Dm)

18 >>>Was that winning streak thing even in the book?

I don't remember it. But the film is stuck with the facts: The underdog team doesn't win the world series, or even the championship series. so I guess they went hunting for things they could make a big deal out of and discovered the streak thing, which, like, who cares?

But they do a good job with it because all of sudden I care about this thing that no one cares about, and so few people care about it that no one's even mentioned it in 10 years.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 08:51 PM (nj1bB)

19 Hollywood is getting more and more out of touch and irrelevant.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 08:52 PM (7W3wI)

20 I kept wondering why they didn't make the movie about the Red Sox.
Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 08:51 PM (N/1Dm)


Because who would go to a movie called " New England Assholes"?

Posted by: Yankee Fan at January 25, 2012 08:52 PM (eCnLg)

21 they did try to backdoor the Red Sox into it.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 08:53 PM (nj1bB)

22 sock off

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 25, 2012 08:54 PM (eCnLg)

23 Yeah,Billy Bean won in Boston with enbormous ampunts of money to back him.Might as well do a movie about Brian Cashman.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 08:54 PM (7W3wI)

24 Backdoor? Red Sox?

There's a Barney Frank joke just waiting to jump out of that.

Posted by: Andy at January 25, 2012 08:55 PM (XG+Mn)

25 Wow, I haven't seen *any* of the Best Picture nominees, including Thor.


7
Watching "Hobo With a Shotgun" right now. starring Rutger Hauer.





surprised it didn't make the list.





Posted by: Maloderous at January 25, 2012 08:46 PM (dsvkY)
...--Good choice.

Posted by: logprof misses strikethrough at January 25, 2012 08:55 PM (ykSKg)

26 There's a Barney Frank joke just waiting to jump out of that.
Posted by: Andy at January 25, 2012 08:55 PM (XG+Mn)

you mean jump ON IT don't you?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 25, 2012 08:55 PM (eCnLg)

27 I'm partial to old, silent movies and that bygone era. I haven't been to the theater in years, but did wonder how The Artist was. Interesting concept in today's morass of crap Hollywood movies.

I kinda miss the laughs I've been getting in the evening from Ace's liveblogging. Isn't there a debate or something we can laugh at? The Barry Bolshevik Comedy Hour from last night was good, but I get the most hilarity out of the debate liveblogging. Even if I never get a post in.....

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at January 25, 2012 08:57 PM (F+Xfj)

28 >>>Yeah,Billy Bean won in Boston with enbormous ampunts of money to back him

but he didn't, he didn't go to boston. he turned the offer down. it's claimed the Red Sox used all of his ideas and stuff. I have no idea if that's true.

But I remember being in school a decade earlier and the Red Sox were big on playing "smallball," they called it, manufactured runs and stuff. Seems like they were playing with similar ideas a decade before.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 08:58 PM (nj1bB)

29 “Midnight in Paris”

Writers, artists, drinking, it sucked.

Posted by: Valor at January 25, 2012 08:58 PM (1TH31)

30 Movies are so 20th century.

CGI is cheap enough now to be used credibly on TV.

While movies have gotten worse, I think TV has gotten much better.

Posted by: AmishDude at January 25, 2012 08:58 PM (GZGg1)

31 I was gonna watch Money Ball but then I found out it was NOT about the $500,000 and 2 home's Buffet's secretary makes?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 25, 2012 08:59 PM (eCnLg)

32 O/T.....Matt Drudge sure seems to have it out for Newt. It's been non-stop.

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at January 25, 2012 08:59 PM (F+Xfj)

33


“Extremely Loud Incredibly Close”


Every time I see the ad for this one, I just hear the voice over guy in my head saying, "The 9/11 movie whose emotions will stir you, just in time for Oscar season."

Posted by: mugiwara at January 25, 2012 09:00 PM (KI/Ch)

34 but... anyway, even though a lot of that was kind of bullshit, I think the script did a good job with contriving a Big Victory where, in fact, none had occurred in real life.

They couldn't just end the movie with: "And after everyone said it couldn't be done... it couldn't be done. They lost."

The weird little secret of Moneyball, hiding in plain sight, is that that the Beane Moneyball team didn't do as well as the old-school team from the year before, with the same budget.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:00 PM (nj1bB)

35 What the fuck is a movie? It is one of those tings that clogs my netflix when I'm trying to find a decent TV show to watch.

Sparticus :Wife not a fan of new guy. My feeling is will improve...script was not so great for first come back. Think they should have done a couple of full-throated murder rage good orgy-time to make new guy more likable before they got into Sparticus getting into his new role as leader. You know, show Sparticus adopt a little dog. Have him avenge a few innocents. Other notes: Strap-on scene was surprising, if not welcome. Gore was exquisite. Long live the house Botiatus.

Posted by: Commenter at January 25, 2012 09:01 PM (xHenH)

36 "31
I was gonna watch Money Ball but then I found out it was NOT about the $500,000 and 2 home's Buffet's secretary makes?"

I heard it was 44 million. WTF? Is someone telling a fib?

Posted by: Valor at January 25, 2012 09:01 PM (1TH31)

37 "The Descendants" was everything that "Random Hearts" wanted to be and it still sucked.

Posted by: Douglas at January 25, 2012 09:01 PM (YKOnu)

38 Moneyball cured my insomnia.

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 09:03 PM (MMC8r)

39 >>But I remember being in school a decade earlier and
the Red Sox were big on playing "smallball," they called it,
manufactured runs and stuff. Seems like they were playing with similar
ideas a decade before.

The Red Sox were big into Bill James and OBP and OPS under Theo Epstein.
The sports media in Boston were pretty skeptical, but they're idjits anyway.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 25, 2012 09:03 PM (ZJCDy)

40 What??? No love for 'Fucking NeoCon Pricks Must Die'???

Posted by: Portnoy at January 25, 2012 09:03 PM (iJOPo)

41 Prognosis Negative

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 25, 2012 09:05 PM (PddVe)

42 And "Hugo" was actually a very good movie. MY problem with it is the pretension. It's REALLLY about how AWESOME movies are, ignoring the story arc of the kid who is just trying to make it to tomorrow, and find a calling.

Great performances, and not a bad story, but the exposure pissed me off. The movie should have been about HUGO not Pa Melier.

Posted by: Douglas at January 25, 2012 09:05 PM (YKOnu)

43 My favorite film of the year, Incredibly Hung and Extremely Young wasn't even nominated!

Posted by: Barry O at January 25, 2012 09:05 PM (fYOZx)

44 War Horse was good. It's the only I've seen of the ones nominated and I haven't even heard of half of those. But, yeah I like horses so that's why I went.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:05 PM (Z71Vg)

45 One problem with The Descendants is that they get a guy like Clooney, who is subtle but rangey, and they write a character for him that has no discernible personality.

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 09:05 PM (N/1Dm)

46 Can we get some better trolls in here? I want my subscription fee back.

Posted by: mugiwara at January 25, 2012 09:06 PM (KI/Ch)

47 The Descendents was pretty good. We had recently been to Hawaii, so it was fun to see some of the places we had been. Midnight in Paris was the worst movie I have ever seen. Moneyball or Descendents would be my pick.

Posted by: Timwi at January 25, 2012 09:06 PM (QKlu9)

48 I think you took down the site ace.....won't load for me.

Posted by: Tami - Free Jane D'oh! at January 25, 2012 09:06 PM (X6akg)

49 but... anyway, even though a lot of that was kind of bullshit, I think
the script did a good job with contriving a Big Victory where, in fact,
none had occurred in real life.

**********************************
Yeah, that's a good point. I ended up caring about that ultimately-meaningless streak too.


Posted by: Waterhouse at January 25, 2012 09:07 PM (QvjG+)

50 The Human Centipede 2 smoked all the Oscar nominations.

Posted by: Ms Choksondik, depressed former Perry supporter at January 25, 2012 09:07 PM (fYOZx)

51 Remember when the Oscars were a big deal? Boy I don't miss that a bit. Leftie narcissists patting themselves on the back is right up there with crotch rot and hangnails on my "Oh boy, give me some of that" list.

Posted by: joncelli at January 25, 2012 09:08 PM (+MbqG)

52 "40
What??? No love for 'Fucking NeoCon Pricks Must Die'???

I love pricks of all size, but I should die?

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:08 PM (1TH31)

53 You know, we toyed with calling it "“Extremely Loud Glenda Close” for a while...

Posted by: Michael Douglas at January 25, 2012 09:08 PM (niZvt)

54 Oops.it wasn't nominated. What?? Bullshit. I call BULLSHIT!

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:08 PM (Z71Vg)

55 I liked Clooney in Descendents. It's my favorite of his films other than his O Brother film.

Posted by: Timwi at January 25, 2012 09:09 PM (QKlu9)

56 Woody Allen: 'Midnight in Paris My Stepdaughter's Coochie'

I know where my vote's goin'

Posted by: Roman Polanski at January 25, 2012 09:09 PM (iJOPo)

57 No Japanese anime in the Animated Film categories. Racists!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2012 09:10 PM (4q5tP)

58 /sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 09:11 PM (niZvt)

59 @50. LOL. My kids thought the first one was just the most bizarre thing they had ever seen, and man they have seen them all. My daughter coming home and describing the movie to me.. let's just say we were all rolling on the floor laughing by the time she was done. She really missed her calling. Should have been a movie critic.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:11 PM (Z71Vg)

60 I meant Epstein won,a Beane desciple but he had tons of money to work with.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:11 PM (7W3wI)

61 War Horse Cock!!

Back off EuroFag Pedo Boy...

Posted by: Dick Cheney at January 25, 2012 09:11 PM (iJOPo)

62 Only movie I'm looking forward to is the next Batman flick -- which features Bain Capital as an evil terrorist who blows up football stadiums.


Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 25, 2012 09:11 PM (ZPrif)

63 >>I liked Clooney in Descendents.

Yeah, I did too, I guess. I don't want to be too critical. But I think they wasted him a little. And again, if it was set in the Phoenix area and there weren't all those wonderful shots the weakness of the writing would have been more visible.

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 09:12 PM (N/1Dm)

64 @55. are you serious?? That movie was so awful we turned it off halfway thru.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:12 PM (Z71Vg)

65 I clicked through the WAPO link for the Oldman nomination story. The story was surprisingly better than expected.

Tinker, Taylor... is still my favorite movie of all time. There, Sir Alec G., as George Smiley, made me a believer of his mastery of the acting business. Though I did rather like him in the Horse's Mouth.

When I saw, Leon, The Professional, and watch Oldman play the crazy DEA guy, I just get the giggles over his skill playing the definitive bad cop. I can't say that I knew who Oldman was until that movie.

So the new version of Tinker, Taylor... is the only movie on my must see list. A list that has had zero entries for more than a handful of years.

As to the others movies on the list, zzzzzzzzzz.

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 25, 2012 09:13 PM (Onw8c)

66 Posted by: logprof misses strikethrough at January 25, 2012 08:55 PM (ykSKg)

FIFY

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2012 09:13 PM (BhuDE)

67 Boy do the Knicks suck.

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 25, 2012 09:14 PM (eCnLg)

68 Logjammin' didn't make the list?

Posted by: Jackie Treehorn at January 25, 2012 09:14 PM (RVYt5)

69 What about Four Lions? That was one of the best comedies ever.

Posted by: really ... at January 25, 2012 09:15 PM (X3lox)

70 Midnight in Paris, Hemingway was given respect.

Moneyball was much better.

Stupid cons, the past is gone. Progress.

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:15 PM (1TH31)

71 I'm of the understanding that Extremely Dull and Incredibly Soporific sucks.

It landed on the top ten worst list of one of the writers at AICN.

Never saw Money Ball.

Never saw Hugo.

The Artist isn't the type of movie that comes to this town.

The Tree Of Life is directed by a man that makes me hate film. To hell with that guy. Even money he wins best director.

Rochelle, Rochelle...look, if I want porn, I'll get porn. Why would I want to pay money to see people dry hump each other?

Looking over that list, the only movies that were nominated that I've seen were Transformers (Sound editing and visual effects) and Harry Potter (Visual effects).

Posted by: Robert at January 25, 2012 09:16 PM (F79HU)

72 67 Indeed.And I thought they'd be 2nd or 3rd in the conference.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:16 PM (7W3wI)

73 Hey, have we got formatting back?

Posted by: joncelli at January 25, 2012 09:16 PM (+MbqG)

74 I still can't believe "Eat, Love, Pray" was nominated for an award at the 2011 San Sebastián International Film Festival.

No sir-ree, can't get over it... And to think it lost...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 09:17 PM (niZvt)

75 Indeed.And I thought they'd be 2nd or 3rd in the conference.
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:16 PM (7W3wI)

How do you go about firing the owner?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 25, 2012 09:17 PM (eCnLg)

76 71 Yeah,soft core porn,what's the point?(unless you were a kid in my era and it was all you could get)

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:17 PM (7W3wI)

77 rochelle rochelle and sack lunch aren't real, they're those fake movies from Seinfeld. I stuck them in as a goof.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:17 PM (nj1bB)

78 Nope. Hopes are dashed. And we're taking movie advice from people named "Gaylord"?

Posted by: joncelli at January 25, 2012 09:17 PM (+MbqG)

79 Movies?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 25, 2012 09:18 PM (oif6Y)

80 76 71 Yeah,soft core porn,what's the point?(unless you were a kid in my era and it was all you could get)
Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:17 PM (7W3wI)


Yeah, and watching HBO scrambled at 11:00 pm was hell on the eyes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 09:19 PM (niZvt)

81 Heavy Metal 1981...now there was a movie

Posted by: USS Diversity at January 25, 2012 09:19 PM (PddVe)

82 Ace didn't rewind Rochelle, Rochelle.

Posted by: Andy at January 25, 2012 09:19 PM (XG+Mn)

83 How did GnuBreed do that?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 25, 2012 09:19 PM (QvjG+)

84 I'm sorry. The Academy Awards...are one of the many things that make my shit stink. Bunch of pretentious, overpaid gas bags giving tongue baths to each other.

One thing...wondering which one of the fuckers is gonna go all 'Oh-Bam-Ah! Save Us, Yer Our Only Hope' this year...

Posted by: Portnoy at January 25, 2012 09:19 PM (iJOPo)

85 i edited to make it clear those last two are fake.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:20 PM (nj1bB)

86 77 Should have added Death Blow,Chunnel and Prognosis Negative.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:20 PM (7W3wI)

87 I watched a bootleg copy of Cry, Cry Again.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 25, 2012 09:21 PM (QvjG+)

88 "Rochelle, Rochelle" I saw that Seinfeld episode this morning on JTV

Posted by: ABouts at January 25, 2012 09:21 PM (BQvS5)

89 80 LOL.I remember it well."I think I see a titty!!"

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:21 PM (7W3wI)

90 Read "The help" and enjoyed it. Have not yet watched the film.

Posted by: whatever at January 25, 2012 09:21 PM (O7ksG)

91 73 Hey, have we got formatting back?

You didn't attend the meeting?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2012 09:22 PM (BhuDE)

92 87 I forgot that,definately Oscar material.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:22 PM (7W3wI)

93 Raykon sucks cock by choice.

Just had to get that out there.

Posted by: toby928© at January 25, 2012 09:22 PM (GTbGH)

94 82
Ace didn't rewind Rochelle, Rochelle.


Posted by: Andy at January 25, 2012 09:19 PM (XG+Mn)

Yeah, and he smells funny.....

Posted by: Tami - Free Jane D'oh! at January 25, 2012 09:23 PM (X6akg)

95 Young Adults didn't make it but there was a genius to it.

Terri was great also.

Monsters was pretty good scifi

Take Shelter was fantastic, I can't believe Michael Shannon didn't get a nomination for that

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 09:23 PM (N/1Dm)

96 rochelle rochelle and sack lunch aren't real, they're those fake movies from Seinfeld. I stuck them in as a goof.
You scamp.

Posted by: fluffy at January 25, 2012 09:23 PM (3SvjA)

97 Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 25, 2012 09:13 PM (Onw8c)

Yeah, I like Gary Oldman...that's the only thing on that entire list that even mildly piqued my interest....not enough to want to pay to see the movie or read the article mind you...

Posted by: Portnoy at January 25, 2012 09:23 PM (iJOPo)

98 "90
Read "The help" and enjoyed it. Have not yet watched the film."

Aren't we all the 1 percenters help?

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:24 PM (1TH31)

99 rochelle rochelle and sack lunch aren't real, they're those fake movies from Seinfeld. I stuck them in as a goof.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:17 PM (nj1bB)
Oh you!That had me convinced. I mean it really does sound like something they would nominate.

Posted by: Robert at January 25, 2012 09:24 PM (F79HU)

100 Midnight In Paris was cliche conservative bashing from adirector who married his own step daughter.
the old fuck referred to the tea party as "crypto fascist". uh hu. He obviously doesn't know whatfascism is,and how the left aspires to it.

Posted by: whatever at January 25, 2012 09:24 PM (O7ksG)

101 If Hollywood keeps this up, we'll go out of business.

Posted by: MegaUpload Dot Com at January 25, 2012 09:25 PM (eHIJJ)

102 So we can expect the following porn movies coming out some time next week:

"Whore Horse"
"The Anal Artist"
"Midnight in Paris"
"Honeyballin'"
"The De-Sex-Ants"
"The Tree of Anal Sex"
"Sex With The Help"
"Hugo All The Way"
"Extremely Loud and Incredibly Hung"

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 25, 2012 09:25 PM (miKTl)

103 chunnel, prognosis: negative, and that other one someone said... are there more? There was one called "death blow," right?

Also there was one that had to do with fire, like "Fire Jumper" or something.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:25 PM (nj1bB)

104 Clooney. That verbal abuser of kids? He can forget about getting movie money from me no more forever.

Except when Oh, Brother... shows on Showtime. I watch it every time.

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 25, 2012 09:26 PM (Onw8c)

105 oh okay death blow was named.

There was one about fire, fire punch, something to do with fire.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:26 PM (nj1bB)

106 Girl With A Pearl Necklace didn't make the list? It was really artsy, especially when she had two of them put on her.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 25, 2012 09:26 PM (Og1Kk)

107 Progressive = progress on the road to socialism.
Socialism = dried up failed religion.

Posted by: whatever at January 25, 2012 09:26 PM (O7ksG)

108 The Academy lost all credibility years ago when they snubbed Edward Penishands.

Posted by: booger at January 25, 2012 09:27 PM (29wvc)

109 I saw Warhorse since I friend invited me (and paid). He told me it was a war movie.

Yeah, it was an anti-war I wuv horsies movie. It wasn't even well enough done to jerk some tears from these jaded eyes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2012 09:27 PM (BhuDE)

110 I quit watching the Oscars in 2001. I was a faithful viewer up to that point. My whole perspective on life changed that year.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:27 PM (Z71Vg)

111 Yeah,soft core porn,what's the point?(unless you were a kid in my era and it was all you could get)

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:17 PM (7W3wI)





Yeah, and watching HBO scrambled at 11:00 pm was hell on the eyes.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 09:19 PM (niZvt)
We had Skinemax when I was a kid. All the trashy softcore European sleaze for a young boy to handle.And someday, it will be a gift I give to my own children.

Posted by: Robert at January 25, 2012 09:27 PM (F79HU)

112 Sorry, Robert. I like Terrence Malik. I apologize profusely.

Posted by: fluffy at January 25, 2012 09:27 PM (3SvjA)

113 Also there was one that had to do with fire, like "Fire Jumper" or something.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:25 PM (nj1bB)

Whole list of them.http://tinyurl.com/6kolwdu

Posted by: Tami - Free Jane D'oh! at January 25, 2012 09:27 PM (X6akg)

114 105
oh okay death blow was named.



There was one about fire, fire punch, something to do with fire.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:26 PM (nj1bB)
Falcon Punch??

Posted by: Portnoy at January 25, 2012 09:28 PM (iJOPo)

115 105
oh okay death blow was named.

There was one about fire, fire punch, something to do with fire.
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:26 PM (nj1bB)

Jump Up My Fiery Ass???

Posted by: Portnoy at January 25, 2012 09:29 PM (iJOPo)

116 Yeah, it was an anti-war I wuv horsies movie. It wasn't even well enough done to jerk some tears from these jaded eyes.
Awww... c'mon. You didn't cry a little when his little buddy died?

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:29 PM (Z71Vg)

117 No Meryl Streep?

Posted by: whatever at January 25, 2012 09:29 PM (O7ksG)

118 Fascists love the military, the police, and telling others what to do.

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:29 PM (1TH31)

119 I saw the XXX rated knock-offs of some of the Oscar picks...

“The Arseist"


“Midnight 'n' Pantless”


“The Decadent”


“The Dick of Love”


“Huge O”


“Extremely Large Incredibly Gross”

Posted by: Dang at January 25, 2012 09:29 PM (BbX1b)

120 105 Yeah,it was an action movie George had to miss because he was back with Susan.They go see some chick flick instead.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:29 PM (7W3wI)

121 I detest Meryl Streep.

Posted by: whatever at January 25, 2012 09:29 PM (O7ksG)

122 Well that didn't work....


http://tinyurl.com/6kolwdu

Posted by: Tami - Free Jane D'oh! at January 25, 2012 09:29 PM (X6akg)

123 Posted by: Trimegistus at January 25, 2012 09:25 PM (miKTl)

Hmmm, I may want to see some of those.

(golf clap)

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2012 09:30 PM (BhuDE)

124 >>>Clooney. That verbal abuser of kids?

I thought that was Alec Baldwin. What did Clooney do?

Posted by: Lady in Black.....{sigh} at January 25, 2012 09:30 PM (F+Xfj)

125 When It's Midnight in Paris, It's Five O'Clock Somewhere combined the best of both worlds: butter and Jimmy Buffet. A real puzzler that it was overlooked.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 25, 2012 09:30 PM (Og1Kk)

126

Melissa McCarthy for best supporting actress




Glad to see Meghan McCain getting the recognition she deserves....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at January 25, 2012 09:31 PM (3wBRE)

127 Blog still isn't fixed? Man, I hope whoever fucked it up is banned for life.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:31 PM (Z71Vg)

128 Behind the Green Couch with Newt and Pelosi was... Disturbing.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 09:31 PM (niZvt)

129 tami, thanks! Those are funny.


"The Muted Heart." So funny.

I like the dialogue included there from "CheckMate."

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:31 PM (nj1bB)

130 IMHO, Hugo sucked. I hate to pay to see people pat themselves on the back. I would have gladly paid to actually see some of the real silent greats.

Posted by: Key Grip at January 25, 2012 09:31 PM (i3+c5)

131 Fascists love the military, the police, and telling others what to do./
/
Damn right, we do. Get rid of your incandescent light bulbs, stop cooking in trans-fats and don't salt your food. And recycle.

Posted by: Fascists at January 25, 2012 09:31 PM (3SvjA)

132 Seriously though, they better give the best actor to Gary Oldman, dude's been killin' it since Sid Nancy in '86. They'll probably be douchebags and give it to Clooney though.

Posted by: booger at January 25, 2012 09:32 PM (29wvc)

133 "Except when Oh, Brother... shows on Showtime. I watch it every time."

Probably never read the book.

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:32 PM (1TH31)

134 Lady in Black.. it was Baldwin. I think he got the two confused. Clooney doesn't have any children (that we know of).

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:32 PM (Z71Vg)

135 NO TWILIGHT, BREAKING DAWN PART 1??????????????? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Team Edward at January 25, 2012 09:32 PM (uuOfy)

136 "The Pain and the Yearning"

"An old woman experiences pain, and yearning."

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:32 PM (nj1bB)

137 NO TWILIGHT, BREAKING DAWN PART 1??????????????? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Team Jacob at January 25, 2012 09:33 PM (uuOfy)

138 Hollywood. It's not enough they get paid millions to play dress up and cry on cue. No, they have to be handed golden statues and slobber all over each other.
Self-congratulatory fools.

Posted by: whatever at January 25, 2012 09:33 PM (O7ksG)

139 I can't believe Nude Nuns with Guns did not make the nominees.

Posted by: buzzion at January 25, 2012 09:33 PM (GULKT)

140 I like Terrence Malik. I apologize profusely.

Posted by: fluffy at January 25, 2012 09:27 PM (3SvjA)
It's cool. Just say 50 Our Fathers and 40 Hail Marys.

Posted by: Robert at January 25, 2012 09:33 PM (F79HU)

141 booger.. they will give it to Clooney.. cuz it's "his turn". Fucking assholes.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:33 PM (Z71Vg)

142 136 Seinfeld was great on so many levels.Though I think alot of non NYers probably didn't get some of it.

Posted by: steevy at January 25, 2012 09:34 PM (7W3wI)

143
You know what was a good movie this year:

The Blog Post Always Rings Twice

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2012 09:34 PM (XrrP7)

144 I'ma lookin' for financial backers for Inside Meryl Streep Throat. I like you folks, so you get first dibs. Show of hands: who's with me?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 25, 2012 09:35 PM (Og1Kk)

145 Upside of soft core porn is you don't quickly build up a tolerance and find yourself unable to get off to anything but Japanese gangbang tentacle rape 6 weeks after seeing your first skinamax boob. You are forced to only have a sexual response to fairly realistic examples of human female sexuality.

Downside? No Japanese gangbang tentacle rapes.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 25, 2012 09:35 PM (ZPrif)

146 @124 "Clooney. That verbal abuser of kids?

I thought that was Alec Baldwin. What did Clooney do?"

Oopsie. Those dicks all look alike to me.

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 25, 2012 09:36 PM (Onw8c)

147 I'd like to go all class warfare on the overpaid, under taxed hollywood elite.

Posted by: whatever at January 25, 2012 09:36 PM (O7ksG)

148 141
booger.. they will give it to Clooney.. cuz it's "his turn". Fucking assholes.

Yep.

Posted by: booger at January 25, 2012 09:37 PM (29wvc)

149 HMH in "Bang Flat My Meat" and "Is It Supposed to Bleed Like This?'

Posted by: Pr0N Producer Extrordiaaire at January 25, 2012 09:37 PM (iJOPo)

150 What about Ponce De Leon? We could see that?

Posted by: George Costanza at January 25, 2012 09:37 PM (RVYt5)

151 I remember writing an essay in college on whether or not still be a viable film format, so The Artist seems interesting in that regard, but I'm waiting on Netflix for that one. As for the rest, Moneyball is the only one that seems at all interesting. Also, Michael Fassbender got robbed for X-Men First Class, (haven't seen Drive, so I can't comment on the Albert Brooks kerfluffle).

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 25, 2012 09:37 PM (je9Ke)

152 No, we are going to see Death Blow.

Posted by: Kramer at January 25, 2012 09:38 PM (O7ksG)

153 Why are cons generally so ignorant when it comes to reading?

"Waste Land", even they read more than the our cons.

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:38 PM (1TH31)

154 Oopsie. Those dicks all look alike to me. [imagine italics here].

Plus, I am an idiot.

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 25, 2012 09:38 PM (Onw8c)

155 I didn't see "The Artist", but Jean Dujardin was pretty funny in the OSS 117 movies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDjQWDJC980feature=related

Completely unrelated, but an excellent French mystery: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AqH7AAYWHsfeature=relmfu

Posted by: Mongoose at January 25, 2012 09:38 PM (KM86p)

156 ...oh, and 'The Other Side of Darkness'.

Posted by: Kramer at January 25, 2012 09:38 PM (RVYt5)

157 I like Terrence Malik. I apologize profusely.

Posted by: fluffy at January 25, 2012 09:27 PM (3SvjA)

I loved Thin Red Line, but mostly because I liked the book a lot and because there has been a serious lack of good Pacific Theater WWII movies since about 1968.

Posted by: Hoss Fuentes at January 25, 2012 09:39 PM (je9Ke)

158 144 I'ma lookin' for financial backers for Inside Meryl Streep Throat. I like you folks, so you get first dibs. Show of hands: who's with me?

I hate documentaries.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 25, 2012 09:39 PM (BhuDE)

159 Chunnel

From what little is heard of the movie's content, the plot appears to involve an explosion in the Channel Tunnel which causes its evacuation. Larry David can be heard saying the line, "Everybody out of the Chunnel!" according to the DVD Commentary on the Seinfeld Season 7 Episode "The Pool Guy".

Writer David Mandel states that the plot of Chunnel involves the President's daughter being trapped in the 'Chunnel' between England and France. An exchange between a fictional President of the United States and a presidential advisor can additionally be heard: "Mr. President, your daughter is in the Chunnel". The tagline of the film was "Chunnel: 32 Miles of Hell".

-- via that link tami linked

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:39 PM (nj1bB)

160 And what's with this new Glen Close atrocity - Harold Knob-Gobbler or whatever. Is this the first of a tsunami of cross-dressing flicks? Thai trannies want to know!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 25, 2012 09:39 PM (Og1Kk)

161 Drive was good. I expected not to like it. Film noir set in the 80s (I think).

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 25, 2012 09:39 PM (ZPrif)

162 <i>Downside? No Japanese gangbang tentacle rapes.


Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 25, 2012 09:35 PM (ZPrif) </i>
Do they have a support group?

Posted by: joncelli at January 25, 2012 09:40 PM (+MbqG)

163 I enjoyed Hugo. One of the few movies appropriate to watch with your children.

Posted by: Travis at January 25, 2012 09:41 PM (9WkMB)

164 Death Blow...."When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether!"

Posted by: Tami - Free Jane D'oh! at January 25, 2012 09:41 PM (X6akg)

165 I read that Drive was actually very good. I think it was some other, not to me mentioned blog that had a list of 10 movies you didn't see, but should have. That made the list.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:42 PM (Z71Vg)

166 159 "Chunnel: 32 Miles of Hell".

Ace, please drop your fantasies of us together.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 25, 2012 09:43 PM (BhuDE)

167
Ace should write movie reviews for all these movies.
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 08:48 PM (niZvt)




Fuck that noise. The furry tovarisch doesn't know how to tell a short story.

Posted by: Zombie Leo Tolstoy at January 25, 2012 09:43 PM (FIE/L)

168 Oopsie. Those dicks all look alike to me.
Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 25, 2012 09:36 PM (Onw8c)

Obviously, you lack the refined powers of discernment that I possess...

Posted by: Bawny Fwank at January 25, 2012 09:43 PM (Og1Kk)

169 that's *not to BE mentioned*. Damned tequila.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 25, 2012 09:43 PM (Z71Vg)

170 "Probably never read the book."

Right you are, Sir. Did you like the sound track in the book?

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 25, 2012 09:43 PM (Onw8c)

171 The George Lucas version of The Seventh Seal, with Jar Jar Binks playing chess with Death, would be a serious contender.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 09:43 PM (niZvt)

172 153
Why are cons generally so ignorant when it comes to reading?
"Waste Land", even they read more than the our cons.
Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:38 PM (1TH31)

Could you be a bigger CockSmoker?? Are you really cruising this site hoping to hook up with someone that'll come over and give you a poke up the old dusty trail???

Posted by: Pr0N Producer Extrordiaaire at January 25, 2012 09:44 PM (iJOPo)

173 I should have bridled my enthusiasm.

Posted by: Billy Mumphrey at January 25, 2012 09:44 PM (RVYt5)

174 Upside of soft core porn is you don't quickly build
up a tolerance and find yourself unable to get off to anything but
Japanese gangbang tentacle rape 6 weeks after seeing your first skinamax
boob. You are forced to only have a sexual response to fairly realistic
examples of human female sexuality.

Downside? No Japanese gangbang tentacle rapes.


Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 25, 2012 09:35 PM (ZPrif)
From your lips to God's ears! I mean even if it was a lot of dry humping at least it was hot. Nothing involving plastic, mechanical devices, piercings, animals of any size or bodily fluids in the eye.But it was also a lot of European stuff, which meant chicks with hairy armpits.

Posted by: Robert at January 25, 2012 09:45 PM (F79HU)

175 I thought Hugo really blew.

Posted by: Coastal South Carolina at January 25, 2012 09:45 PM (Og1Kk)

176 Hello!

Posted by: Uncle Leo at January 25, 2012 09:47 PM (RVYt5)

177 Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:38 PM (1TH31)

Dude,

If you are going to troll, please do a better job of it. You are embarrassing yourself.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 25, 2012 09:48 PM (nEUpB)

178 @174: yeah, but a hairy armpit and a three squirts of vaseline make a convincing vajajay, as David Gregory's friends all found out.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 09:48 PM (niZvt)

179 Hey, if you're around Jane D'Oh, you should be able to comment now!

Sorry for the holdup, I was slow, time zones, the dog ate my homework, there was a hurracane.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 25, 2012 09:48 PM (PjVdx)

180 On Twitter I pitched a series called "Bosomed Justice." It's about C.C. Del Vecchio, a large-breasted woman who fights crime as a D.A. in Vegas. She was formerly a stripper and is a single mom with a kid named Tycho, after Tycho Brahe, to show she has depth.

Her defining quote is: "Where I grew up, a girl could only become three things: Stripper, mom, or crusading district attorney. I became all three."

Her ex-husband, detective Ray Bright, I'm trying to get Adam Baldwin form.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:49 PM (nj1bB)

181 "170
"Probably never read the book."

Right you are, Sir. Did you like the sound track in the book?


Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 25, 2012 09:43 PM (Onw8c)"Do you smell vapors?

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:49 PM (1TH31)

182 I kinda got dragged to see The Descendants. It wasn't bad, it was just kind of meh. The big what-will-he-decide moment was totally without suspense because anyone could guess exactly what the moviemakers would pick as the outcome.

What I wanted to see: I wanted to see more of what it's like to be in those old-money Hawaiian families. Real Tom Wolfe social observation stuff. What I got was a movie which could have taken place just about anywhere with a little search-replace fiddling with names.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 25, 2012 09:49 PM (miKTl)

183 The Tree of Life was really good. Really, really good. I hope it wins Best Picture and am pretty sure it'll win Cinematography. .

It just didn't have splody stuff, pron or aliens eating faces n stuff and in parts yes it was rawtha slow. So what. It was gorgeous, thought provoking and focused on the big stuff of life on earth. Not too familiar w/ Terrence Malik as a director but this movie was terrific.

Posted by: lurker at January 25, 2012 09:49 PM (XHTHB)

184 Moneyball was deadly dull.

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 09:49 PM (MMC8r)

185 Che Guevera's heretofore hidden homosexual life is exposed in When the Red, Red Knob-Gobbler Goes Bob-Bob-Bobbing Along.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 25, 2012 09:49 PM (Og1Kk)

186
I've had this longtime fantasy of writing a screenplay that's nothing more than an endless chain of Oscar cliches, filming it guerrilla-style, going to H'wood parties and telling the filmies that it's an eloquent statement on the state of the modern human condition etc, etc.

When I win the Best Picture Oscar, instead of thanking my agent, my lawyer and my financial advisor (alpaca farms!), I tell everyone in front of a worldwide live audience how I duped them with bullshit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 09:50 PM (FIE/L)

187 for, I meant.

I offered him a producer credit. I'm still waiting.

He suggested "Leggy Justice" but I considered that a violation of my original creative vision. I did offer to compromise, so that she has great legs as well as a huge rack.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:50 PM (nj1bB)

188 Hammer, Vapors?

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:53 PM (1TH31)

189 American couch potatoes' obsession with violent video games is shockingly revealed in Sunday, Bloody Pingu. The horror, the horror!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 25, 2012 09:53 PM (Og1Kk)

190 Half the people hated The Tree of Life, half loved it. Count me in in the half that loved it. I like slow, thought provoking movies even if the narrative is non-linear. Malik is good at that.

Oh, how come no one has stated that Obama is SCOAMF yet?

Posted by: JMS at January 25, 2012 09:53 PM (NaWrr)

191 @187: what was your working title, Busty Justice?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 09:53 PM (niZvt)

192 I'm late to this post, but please, please, take my advice and do not come within 50 miles of "Midnight In Paris."

It sucked beyond belief. There was only one redeeming feature, and that was Carla Bruni in a bit part -- she is smoking hot.

Everything else was awful. The characters were all unpleasant people who would get their teeth knocked out in bars for behaving have as unpleasantly as in this shitshow of a movie. The plot was stupid beyond compare, and the fucking costumes were pathetic. It was sort of a period piece, but they fucked that up too.

After five minutes I hated all but one character, and after 20 minutes I hated him too.

Just. Don't. Go.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 25, 2012 09:53 PM (nEUpB)

193 >> He suggested "Leggy Justice" but I considered that a violation of my original creative vision. I did offer to compromise, so that she has great legs as well as a huge rack.

Offer up "Staci's finger"

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 25, 2012 09:53 PM (PjVdx)

194 How rude of me. In my excitement, I forgot to say Hello all my imaginary friends inside my laptop.

Hello, imaginary friends. I'll try to be more polite in future. Please bear with me. I'm in step nine of a twenty-seven step program for rude, elderly fat bastards.


Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 25, 2012 09:54 PM (Onw8c)

195
I'm still waiting for "Saffron: Intergalactic Space Whore"..........

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 09:54 PM (FIE/L)

196 I didn't see The Artist, but I did see The Startist. It was about a guy who starts all these incredible things but just can never seem to fin...

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2012 09:54 PM (XrrP7)

197 "184
Moneyball was deadly dull."

Gd, you dont get it do you? Stuck in the same old ways...

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:55 PM (1TH31)

198 Not too familiar w/ Terrence Malik as a director but this movie was terrific.


Posted by: lurker at January 25, 2012 09:49 PM (XHTHB)
He's only ever done five movies.Bad Lands (73)
Days of Heaven (7
The Thin Red Line (9
The New World (05)
The Tree of Life (11)He's...not exactly prolific.

Posted by: Robert at January 25, 2012 09:55 PM (F79HU)

199 A site called www.pajiba.com has some very good alternate version movie posters.

Posted by: eman at January 25, 2012 09:55 PM (3uiM5)

200 "The Fingerer"

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:55 PM (nj1bB)

201 How about "Bustice" ?

Posted by: Mongoose at January 25, 2012 09:55 PM (KM86p)

202 M I L E Y
C Y R U S

in

T H E
F I N G E R
B L A S T
P A R T Y

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:56 PM (nj1bB)

203 Hey, Raykon, what do you think of Dumas?

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 09:57 PM (MMC8r)

204 I tell everyone in front of a worldwide live audience how I duped them with bullshit.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 09:50 PM (FIE/L)
I would name my firstborn after you.Little Ill. I'd say, "Go out and play with your friends, Ill, but be back in time for dinner."

Posted by: Robert at January 25, 2012 09:57 PM (F79HU)

205
emma
stone

RAINBOW
PARTY

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:57 PM (nj1bB)

206 "Half the people hated The Tree of Life, half loved it. Count me in in the half that loved it."


Its all been said, and said much better before. I give it a 3 out of 5.

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:58 PM (1TH31)

207 David Carradine in Hung Out to Dry.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 09:58 PM (niZvt)

208
Steven Segall is...

BEYOND
THE
HORIZON

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 09:59 PM (nj1bB)

209 I better get an honorary mention for Best Space Cadet On A Network Show. Or I will flash some thigh next time.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 25, 2012 09:59 PM (BhuDE)

210 202
M I L E Y

C Y R U S

Shes legal now...

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 09:59 PM (1TH31)

211 Ok, I was going to say, I thought they nominated something like 32 movies these days, (and hold a NCAA type tournament), but I see there are more on the link.

Yeah, I never heard of most of these, and I don't even recognize any number of actor/actress nominees. Movies are getting to be like music and/or art, more and more divided between the supposed "good stuff" and the rest of the junk they make to please the masses.

When we had more of a common culture, people more or less universally knew most of what was being produced, and the popular stuff was often (but not always) the really good stuff. Like Godfather, Citizen Kane, On the Waterfront, etc.

The industry has changed, and it isn't just because we are getting old that we collectively remember the movies they made years ago better than we do the award-winning CINEMA they are making these days.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2012 09:59 PM (Gc/Qi)

212 Macauly Culkin

in

THE LEMONADE PARTY

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2012 10:00 PM (XrrP7)

213 David Caruso as Citizen Kane.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 10:00 PM (niZvt)

214 >> "The Fingerer"

Like you said, every story needs an opening hook.
I can't think of a better one. I don't do this fora living you know.

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 25, 2012 10:01 PM (PjVdx)

215 201 How about "Bustice" ?
Posted by: Mongoose at January 25, 2012 09:55 PM (KM86p)

G4 already has that. Sarah Underwood dressed up as a super hero.

tinyurl.com/8yrtwxj

Posted by: buzzion at January 25, 2012 10:01 PM (GULKT)

216 Steven Guttenberg in Bad Movie.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 10:01 PM (niZvt)

217 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 09:54 PM (FIE/L)

Did you see her at the Golden Globes, or whatever masturbatory self-congratulation show they had last week? She was stunning. Just....stunning.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 25, 2012 10:01 PM (nEUpB)

218
Matt Damon in...

THE DITCH-DIGGER'S TALE

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:02 PM (nj1bB)

219
Posted by: BurtTC at January 25, 2012 09:59 PM (Gc/Qi)

William Goldman has repeatedly made the argument that the best popular films are art, but that ALL art films are pretentious, boring drivel. I find it difficult to argue with that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 10:02 PM (FIE/L)

220 this is hard. those seinfeld ones are good.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:03 PM (nj1bB)

221 Drew Carrey

in

CLEVELAND STEAMER.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 25, 2012 10:03 PM (yGl9Q)

222 Jennifer Aniston in The Handmaiden's Tail.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 10:03 PM (niZvt)

223 The latest sex thriller from Megan Fox...

"To Drop A Digit"

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:04 PM (N/1Dm)

224 Jerry Sandusky's weekend excursions of pedophilic depravity are chronicled in the tell-all documentary, Fondled by the Finger Lakes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 25, 2012 10:04 PM (Og1Kk)

225 Regarding "the tree of life", stupid cons, keep telling yourself your kids your little tales of wisdom. But also tell them, sometimes shit just doesn't work out...

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 10:04 PM (1TH31)

226
Did you see her at the Golden Globes, or whatever masturbatory self-congratulation show they had last week? She was stunning. Just....stunning.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 25, 2012 10:01 PM (nEUpB)





brb, my left hand awaits.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 10:05 PM (FIE/L)

227
kate winslet
jonathan rhys-meyers

THE PHLEBOTOMIST

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:05 PM (nj1bB)

228 Didn't see many movies that I liked this year.

Drive was one of the few. Rango was good. Captain America. Also DC released an animated Batman: Year One which was good. But that's one of the all time great graphic novels so I was biased to like it.

The Muppets was just ok, which was disappointing. And Dragon Tattoo movie was just boring and the chick was gaunt and ugly.

I prefer it when movies make the the freaky goth chicks actually be a really hot chick with just an odd piercing or weird hair and not an actual unattractive woman. I really don't mind that all the women in movies tend to be very attractive, even the "ugly" ones. I don't want to watch actual ugly women in a movie.


Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 25, 2012 10:05 PM (ZPrif)

229 >>>>this is hard. those seinfeld ones are good.

Crap, we were supposed to be trying, I am such a loser.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2012 10:05 PM (XrrP7)

230 Ron Jeremy in Tremors, San Fernando Valley

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2012 10:05 PM (4q5tP)

231 Michael Moore's new Documentary about Michael Moore...

Ground Pounder

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:05 PM (N/1Dm)

232 How about GayLord in Long Walk, Short Pier?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 25, 2012 10:06 PM (niZvt)

233 Mel Gibson in a new psychological urban thriller...

BITCHES AND JEWS

Posted by: Samuel Adams at January 25, 2012 10:06 PM (yGl9Q)

234 Why doesnt new shit just work out according to how its worked out in the past?

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 10:07 PM (1TH31)

235 I got it!

"Daddy's Fingers"

Posted by: Dave in Texas at January 25, 2012 10:07 PM (PjVdx)

236 Joy Behar in...

The Wet Spot

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:08 PM (N/1Dm)

237
Someone needs to beat it into Hollywood's head the fact that film started off as a seedy circus/state fair arcade pastime, where the attractions were 2 minute loops of horses running in place, old west train robberies and hairy porn with petticoats.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 10:09 PM (FIE/L)

238 We have a wide selection of 'Gene's Picks'.

Posted by: Gene at January 25, 2012 10:09 PM (RVYt5)

239
Why doesnt new shit just work out according to how its worked out in the past?






If the troll's talking about left wing politics and socialism, the names may change but the fail remains the same.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 10:10 PM (FIE/L)

240 I got a good one for like one of those Spanish movies.

Pedro Alomalar's

THE
MELON
THIEF

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:10 PM (nj1bB)

241 why do you engage?

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:10 PM (nj1bB)

242 Almalovar, whatever his name is.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:11 PM (nj1bB)

243 Ed Begley Jr is...

The Boy With The Prius Tattoo

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:12 PM (N/1Dm)

244 GayLord and Luke Perry get it on in Spit Ballin'.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 25, 2012 10:13 PM (1/0UU)

245 Witches Titty II: The Frozening.

Posted by: toby928© at January 25, 2012 10:13 PM (GTbGH)

246 Damn....I'm having Live Blog withdrawal.......

Posted by: Tami - Jane is free but doesn't know because she WENT TO BED, DAVE! at January 25, 2012 10:13 PM (X6akg)

247 NORMAN: PORTRAIT OF A MIDDLE-AGED RUNAWAY

DISORDERLIES II

CORKY, DIARY OF A FLATULENT

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:14 PM (MMC8r)

248 or 'La Cocina', for those who prefer theatre.
Ernest Borgnine was amazing as Pepe the Mexican Chef.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 10:14 PM (RVYt5)

249
Lots of people don't know that Bergman ran into a rough patch in the late 60s, and did a number of Swedish porn flicks to make ends meet.

Max von Sydow in

Ingmar Bergman's

WILD STRAWBERRY OIL WRESTLING SLUTS

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 10:14 PM (FIE/L)

250 Twilight: Morning Wood

Posted by: sternschaden at January 25, 2012 10:15 PM (xXhWA)

251 Ernest "Longevity Through Wanking" Borgnine.

Posted by: Clubber Lang at January 25, 2012 10:15 PM (ZPrif)

252
why do you engage?
Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:10 PM (nj1bB)




Righteous anger and cheap red wine, but mostly cheap red wine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 10:16 PM (FIE/L)

253
george costanza in

SHRINKAGE

"They set him up... *COLD*!"

now I'm just stealing seinfeld stuff.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:17 PM (nj1bB)

254 Ernest "Longevity Through Wanking" Borgnine.

You didn't think I was miming Tamale Prep up there, did you?

Posted by: Ernest Borgnine at January 25, 2012 10:17 PM (RVYt5)

255 Keira Knightly in

Lips Never Touch

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:18 PM (N/1Dm)

256
COLD COCKED

"The future needed -- his dick!!!"

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:18 PM (nj1bB)

257 Righteous anger and cheap red wine, but mostly cheap red wine.

Excuse me. Is this chair taken?

Posted by: Hammersmith Police at January 25, 2012 10:18 PM (Onw8c)

258 You know, Ray...Dumas, that guy from Texas?

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:18 PM (MMC8r)

259 Why does no one ever make a screen play of any of CJ Cherryh's novels?

Posted by: toby928© at January 25, 2012 10:19 PM (GTbGH)

260 Samuel L. Macdonald in

MY DINNER WITH ANDRE II

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:21 PM (MMC8r)

261 Marion Cotillard
Adrien Brody

T H E
G L A S S
A M P H O R A

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 25, 2012 10:22 PM (QvjG+)

262 Adam Sandler in

Cash In While You Can

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:22 PM (N/1Dm)

263
Clint Eastwood's new masterpiece...

FUCKIN'
MINORITIES
ON MY STREET

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:23 PM (nj1bB)

264 heh on 261. I

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:23 PM (nj1bB)

265 Mila Kunis, Keira Knightly and Kate Beckinsalein
THE
SISTERHOOD OF
THE TRAVELING BUTT PLUG

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 10:24 PM (RVYt5)

266
Megyn Fox

THIRD
BASE

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:24 PM (nj1bB)

267 Swingers II

"This time they're fat"

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:25 PM (N/1Dm)

268 263
F yu. Ckie crumbs, everywhere. Half my keys aren't ging to wrk for a week.

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 10:26 PM (RVYt5)

269
Morgan Freeman
Ashley Judd

two cops must stop a serial killer killing people with pastry.

HAVE YOU SEEN
THE MUFFIN MAN?

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:26 PM (nj1bB)

270
barry obama

in

RAGING BULLSHIT

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 25, 2012 10:27 PM (XrrP7)

271
Robert Rodriguez' new 3D adventure for all ages!!!

SNARKY KIDS
WITH
LASER BEAMS

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:29 PM (nj1bB)

272 the new soul-searching drama, delving into the depths of a man's greatest fears...

GREG KINNEAR in...

WHY DON'T THEY PUT GREG KINNEAR IN MOVIES ANYMORE?

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:30 PM (nj1bB)

273 Meggers McCann's screen debut in Porky Rinds 3: Tats for Tits.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars at January 25, 2012 10:31 PM (Og1Kk)

274 Oliver Stone's new political thriller..

YOU
WINGNUTS
ARE
RACIST

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:31 PM (N/1Dm)

275
Oliver Stone's...

B O O T H E

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:32 PM (nj1bB)

276 Senna wasn't listed on best documentary--invalidates everything.
Great movie. Watch it streaming on Netflix. And piss on the Academy.

Posted by: keninnorcal at January 25, 2012 10:32 PM (YD9OX)

277 Keanu Reeves in

WEEKEND AT GHANDI'S

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:33 PM (MMC8r)

278 Jason Batemen
Paul Rudd
and Niel Patrick Harris star in ...


SNARK CITY

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:34 PM (N/1Dm)

279

"Oliver Stone's...

B O O T H E"

Nice.

Posted by: toby928© at January 25, 2012 10:35 PM (GTbGH)

280 Joy Behar in

THE SUFA ARAFAT STORY

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:36 PM (MMC8r)

281 Keanu Reeves plays Curt Cobain in
DUDE, WHERE'S MY FRONTAL LOBE?

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 10:36 PM (RVYt5)

282 Too soon, garrett.


Too soon.

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:37 PM (N/1Dm)

283 Richard Dreyfus and Julia Louis-Dreyfus star in...

NO RELATION

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:39 PM (N/1Dm)

284
okay I got one. Like, I don't know any current young british actors, so this one you have to imagine was made like 10 years ago, when these two were younger.

HUGH GRANT
KATE WINSLET

in

Just
Snoggin'

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:39 PM (nj1bB)

285 Debbie Wasserman Schultz in

JAWS: The Shilling

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:39 PM (MMC8r)

286 I don't even have a bubble. Is that good or bad?

Posted by: Ronster at January 25, 2012 10:40 PM (JGYCE)

287 Cons are really gay hiding behind God, professing their guilt and forcing it upon others? That movie? Just my opinion, LOL

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 10:42 PM (1TH31)

288 David Carradine in

DUDE, WHERE'S MY SCISSORS?

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:42 PM (MMC8r)

289 God, if the religious fanatics take office, my speech would be illegal.

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 10:45 PM (1TH31)

290 David Carradine in

BREATH RACE 2000

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:45 PM (MMC8r)

291 Corey Feldman

in


FREDDY GOT FINGERED II

Posted by: Mongoose at January 25, 2012 10:45 PM (KM86p)

292 Meghan McCain stars in
THEY SERVE HORSE HERE DON"T THEY?

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 10:46 PM (RVYt5)

293
GayLord in..

DESPERATELY
SEEKING
ACE'S
ATTENTION

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:46 PM (nj1bB)

294 Clint Eastwood
Robert Redford
and Nick Nolte star in...

THE WRINKLE


Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:46 PM (N/1Dm)

295 tricksy, ace

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 10:47 PM (RVYt5)

296 GayLord's new blockbuster...

I'M A DRUNKEN HOMO WHO TROLLS
A RIGHTWING SITE EVERY TIME
THERE'S A MOVIE THREAD BECAUSE
I SECRETLY HAVE A MANCRUSH ON ACE
BUT CAN'T ADMIT IT
EXCEPT TO MY AROMATHERAPIST

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:47 PM (nj1bB)

297 Nicholas Cage in
THEY PAY ME FOR THIS SHIT

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 10:49 PM (RVYt5)

298 Paul Reubens

THEY SPANK MONKEYS, DON'T THEY?

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:49 PM (MMC8r)

299 What is the theme?

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 10:49 PM (1TH31)

300 I'M A DRUNKEN HOMO WHO TROLLS

A RIGHTWING SITE EVERY TIME

THERE'S A MOVIE THREAD BECAUSE

I SECRETLY HAVE A MANCRUSH ON ACE

BUT CAN'T ADMIT IT

EXCEPT TO MY AROMATHERAPIST

If that were a real Hollywood movie the producers would shorten it to...


CREEPY HOMO

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:50 PM (N/1Dm)

301 Kal Penn


in


HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO A PICKLE PARK

Posted by: Mongoose at January 25, 2012 10:50 PM (KM86p)

302 ACE AND I LIKE BOOZE

WTF IS WITH THE CAPS? i SKIP AROUND

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 10:52 PM (1TH31)

303
GayLord in...

I DON'T GET IT: CONFESSIONS OF A DRUNKEN SHUT-IN OLD QUEEN

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:53 PM (nj1bB)

304 Who fked with my words?

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 10:53 PM (1TH31)

305 Wilford Brimley is

THE CURMUDGEON

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:54 PM (N/1Dm)

306 Sperm Bank III: Night Depository

Posted by: toby928© at January 25, 2012 10:54 PM (GTbGH)

307 Ace in

I SAW WHAT YOU TROLLED LAST SUMMER

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:54 PM (MMC8r)

308
GayLord in...

I HAVE NO ACTUAL FRIENDS WHO WILL TALK ABOUT MOVIES WITH ME

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:56 PM (nj1bB)

309 Collin Ferrell
Brendon Gleeson
and Brian Cox are...

DRUNKEN
IRISH
ACTORS

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 10:57 PM (N/1Dm)

310 Ace in...

QUIT FUCKING WITH MY WORDS AND LETS LEAVE THE LADIES ALONE IN LIFE WITHOUT MENS DOMINION.

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 10:57 PM (1TH31)

311 Bruce Vilanch in

GAY-LARD

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:57 PM (MMC8r)

312
kevin spacey
samuel jackson
alec badwin

MEN DRAMATICALLY WHISPERING BUT THEN ENDING THEIR SENTENCES IN FURIOUS SHOUTING

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:58 PM (nj1bB)

313 Meaghan's McCain in

THE LARDS OF FAT BUSH

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 10:59 PM (MMC8r)

314
GayLord in...

I AM TOO DRUNK TO TYPE COHERENT ENGLISH BUT I'M A-GONNA YAMMER ABOUT MEN'S DOMINION

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 10:59 PM (nj1bB)

315 NO ACE I CAN"T STOP, THIS IS JUST THE WAY THAT I TALK

Posted by: Samuel Adams Jackson at January 25, 2012 10:59 PM (uTkv5)

316 I HAVE NO ACTUAL FRIENDS WHO WILL TALK ABOUT MOVIES WITH ME

iM YOUR FRIEND IN MOVIES.

Do you realize how stupid your right wing followers are?

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 10:59 PM (1TH31)

317
GayLord in...

TEQUILLA
TE'KILL YA

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 11:00 PM (nj1bB)

318 Barack H. Obama

in

My Wookie, Myself

Posted by: mpfs at January 25, 2012 11:01 PM (2s/B4)

319
GayLord in...

LONELINESS & GIN

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 11:01 PM (nj1bB)

320 WHENEVER MY WORDS SOUND BAD, i SAY SOMEONE CHANGED THEM...

Posted by: GayLord at January 25, 2012 11:01 PM (1TH31)

321 GAY LORD in
MEET MY MOM AND FOCKER

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 11:01 PM (RVYt5)

322
GayLord in...

MY DARK HOARDERS APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE BOURBON AND FEET

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 11:02 PM (nj1bB)

323 COMING NEXT SUMMER

GAY LORD

IN

BALL GAG

Posted by: mpfs at January 25, 2012 11:04 PM (2s/B4)

324
GayLord in

MY MOMS BASEMENT IS MY BUBBLE

Posted by: Samuel Adams Jackson at January 25, 2012 11:04 PM (uTkv5)

325
GayLord in..

I WILL DIE ALONE AND UNNOTICED

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 11:06 PM (nj1bB)

326 GayLard in

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT FELCHING

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 11:06 PM (MMC8r)

327 Even if I am gay, so fk u all. LOL

Posted by: Ace at January 25, 2012 11:06 PM (1TH31)

328
Gaylord and Bawney Fwank

star in

THE LAMBADA: THE FORBIDDEN DANCE

Posted by: Samuel Adams Jackson at January 25, 2012 11:07 PM (uTkv5)

329 GayLord in...

WHY COULDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU LOVED ME JUST ONCE DAD?

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 11:07 PM (N/1Dm)

330 I WILL DIE ALONE AND UNNOTICED

So will we all

Posted by: Etc at January 25, 2012 11:08 PM (1TH31)

331
GayLord in...

I NEVER FELT SO TALL
AS I DID IN MY
MOTHER'S SHOES

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 11:08 PM (nj1bB)

332
GayLord in....


THE RELUCTANT PINATA

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 25, 2012 11:08 PM (FIE/L)

333 gaylord sucks in
WHATEVER COMES THROUGH THE HOLE

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 11:08 PM (RVYt5)

334 Samuel Jackson in...

TOO MANY WHITE PEOPLE AT WHOLE FOODS

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 11:08 PM (N/1Dm)

335 GayLord in

WHY, DADDY, WHY?

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 11:08 PM (MMC8r)

336
Gaylord in...

NO MOMMY DON"T LOCK ME IN THE CLOSET AGAIN!!

Posted by: Samuel Adams Jackson at January 25, 2012 11:09 PM (uTkv5)

337

"I NEVER FELT SO TALL

AS I DID IN MY

MOTHER'S SHOES"


I laughed out loud.

Posted by: toby928© at January 25, 2012 11:09 PM (GTbGH)

338 334--

Ain't that DA TRUTH!!!!

Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at January 25, 2012 11:09 PM (nj1bB)

339 yah that was a good one.

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 11:09 PM (nj1bB)

340 Morgan Freeman in

WHO'S YO GRAND-DADDY?

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 11:10 PM (MMC8r)

341 Gaylord in ...

MY SO CALLED LIFE

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2012 11:10 PM (4q5tP)

342 I also despise the GAY LORD

Posted by: Etc at January 25, 2012 11:11 PM (1TH31)

343
Gaylord and Jerry Sandusky

star in

THE LONGEST YARD

Posted by: Samuel Adams Jackson at January 25, 2012 11:11 PM (uTkv5)

344 My mother was forced to wear high heals.

Posted by: Etc at January 25, 2012 11:13 PM (1TH31)

345 Gaylord in ...

THE FLYING DUTCH RUDDERMAN

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2012 11:14 PM (4q5tP)

346 Steve Gutenberg
Tom Sellack
Ted Danson
And Introducing GayLord, star in..

THREE MEN AND A CREEP HOMO STALKER

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 11:14 PM (N/1Dm)

347
GayLord in...

MY MOTHER
WAS FORCED
TO WEAR HIGH HEELS

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 11:14 PM (nj1bB)

348 GayLord in

ANUS IS MY BUSINESS

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 11:14 PM (MMC8r)

349 gay lord is
THE BISHOP'S BIDET

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 11:15 PM (RVYt5)

350
GayLord in...

ACTING OUT SOME PSYCHOSEXUAL EARLY-DEVELOPMENT DRAMA YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE HALF OF, SISTER

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 11:16 PM (nj1bB)

351 gay lord's mom stars in

THE HARD WAY

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 11:16 PM (RVYt5)

352 GayLord in

STEAMING CLEVELAND

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 11:17 PM (MMC8r)

353 Gaylord


is


THE TALENTLESS MR RIPLEY

Posted by: Mongoose at January 25, 2012 11:18 PM (KM86p)

354 I CANT STAND THE GAYLORD, IS IT ILLEGAL??? lol

Posted by: Etc at January 25, 2012 11:18 PM (1TH31)

355 James Caan in...


THE
BIDEN
CHRONICLES

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 11:18 PM (N/1Dm)

356 But let me get this
straight: 1) banks will be punished (do I understand this right, by a
committee headed by Eric Holder?) if their lending is too risky, 2) and
they will be required (by the same committee) to give more home loans
(meaning, it must be, to people who would otherwise not qualify for the
loans, or else the government would not have to be involved) at lower
rates (which means rates that do not compensate them as much as the
market says they need to be compensated for the risks they are taking,
all of which sounds like a new edition of the policies that brought on
the financial collapse), 3) which must mean that they will have to pull
back on risky lending someplace other than homes, 4) the only place that
most banks would be able to pull back on riskier customers would be
loans to small and new businesses, 5) but these are the businesses that
have created just about all the jobs over the last 20 years and he said
early in the speech he wants to encourage them, 6) so maybe their growth
capital will come from selling stock to the kinds of people who invest
in new and small businesses, 7) but through the Buffet Rule he’s going
to double the tax rate on investment income ...

Go read the whole thing ...

Posted by: Clark Judge at January 25, 2012 11:19 PM (e8kgV)

357 That's too long Clark Judge.

The studios will never go for it

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 11:20 PM (N/1Dm)

358
Gaylord in

2012 A ANAL ODYSSEY

Posted by: Samuel Adams Jackson at January 25, 2012 11:20 PM (uTkv5)

359 GayLord stars in...

DIARY
OF
A
SAD MAN

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 11:21 PM (N/1Dm)

360 kEEP fKING sHIT SIMPLE

Posted by: Etc at January 25, 2012 11:21 PM (1TH31)

361 #356 But let me get this

straight


Not in this thread

Posted by: Mongoose at January 25, 2012 11:22 PM (KM86p)

362 GayLord in

YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY WORK

Posted by: Alexandre Dumas at January 25, 2012 11:24 PM (MMC8r)

363 gaylord does a one man production of
LAND OFTHE LOST GERBILS

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 11:24 PM (RVYt5)

364 The Descendents are one of the best bands of ALL time.

Posted by: MiloX at January 25, 2012 11:24 PM (TEpsL)

365 runninrebel in...

MY
DINNER
IS
GETTING
COLD

Posted by: runninrebel at January 25, 2012 11:25 PM (N/1Dm)

366 Ace in

THE DOUBLEPOSTENNING

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 11:25 PM (MMC8r)

367 ENJOY!

Posted by: garrett at January 25, 2012 11:26 PM (RVYt5)

368
GayLord is...

T H E

S A D

S A C

Posted by: ace at January 25, 2012 11:27 PM (nj1bB)

369 i ALSO DISLIKE THE gAY LORD

Posted by: Etc at January 25, 2012 11:28 PM (1TH31)

370 I saw some of the movie posters, heard about the others enough to get the jokes. "The Help" should have been "It's ok for black folks to shit in white people's food if they won't let you use the master bathroom (but never vice-versa)".

Posted by: docweasel at January 25, 2012 11:28 PM (SowZk)

371 Docweasel in

LATE TO THE THREAD

Posted by: nickless at January 25, 2012 11:30 PM (MMC8r)

372 I

Hate

Reality...

Posted by: Etc at January 25, 2012 11:32 PM (1TH31)

373 re: 371
hey, I had some shit to do >

Posted by: docweasel at January 25, 2012 11:34 PM (SowZk)

374 Just great-


Liam Neeson is thinking about converting to Islam...

There goes that.

Posted by: tasker at January 25, 2012 11:35 PM (r2PLg)

375 GayLord in ...

I SIT DOWN TO PEE

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 25, 2012 11:36 PM (4q5tP)

376 oh i suppose, we should all trundle onto the ONT

Posted by: Etc at January 25, 2012 11:36 PM (1TH31)

377 Liam Neeson is thinking about converting to Islam...
**************
I love the reasoning - due to the mesmeric influence of having the Islamic call to prayer bouncing through his skull 5 times a day for weeks on end.

That's like converting to the Jimmypagism in the '70s thanks to radio play of Stairway to Heaven.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 26, 2012 01:12 AM (QvjG+)

378 Drive is worth seeing. Albert Brooks is great.

Posted by: mike at January 26, 2012 01:29 AM (RRSlp)

379 I doubt Liam Neesom was serious about converting to Islam. I will say that he has always struck me as being on the dumb side.

Posted by: mike at January 26, 2012 01:34 AM (RRSlp)

380 If I don't see this thread offered by Time/Life on tv later tonight as classic ace I will personally choke Carol Burnett for y'all.

Wow.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at January 26, 2012 01:42 AM (hmK+G)

381 Hey, i liked Hugo. Totally not what i expected, but still good.

Posted by: hurricane567 at January 26, 2012 03:14 AM (8YIMo)

382 I've seen the trailers for "The Descendents" and I was wondering what in the heck it is about. After reading the wickiI've discovered that it's about about a married woman who has an affair and then gets into an accident that puts her in a coma from which she'll never recover and how her family deals with it. That's it. Oh, and there's something about selling land in Hawaii. So, I don't think I'll go see it. In fact, I think I would rather take cheese grater to my shins for two hoursthan have to sit through "The Descendents."

Posted by: WarEagle01 at January 26, 2012 08:45 AM (rkYJv)

383 Always thought Michelle Williams was gorgeous, and deserved recognition for her ability. Playing Marilyn seems like a good mix of both for her.

That said, I haven't seen any of the films except "Moneyball." Academy made a big mistake going from 5 nominees to 9, I think.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 26, 2012 09:30 AM (WuRdj)

384 16
" 'Sack Lunch' made my balls sweat!"
*
The original name was "Sack Punch," but the censors nixed it.

Posted by: Benzadmiral at January 26, 2012 09:34 AM (WuRdj)

385 I very much enjoyed The Artist. Dujardin nailed the hammy, overly-expressive acting in a lot of silent films, but was still able to make his character more than all that. I'm not usually the sort that goes for concept movies (the concept usually sucks), but I thought this one was really good. Just make sure to see it in a theater where you won't have assholes talking all though it. Plus it's nice to see a movie that isn't trying to force a message on you (other than "don't always go it alone", I guess).

Full disclosure, I am a sucker for the 20's style of cars, clothing, etc. so that probably helped a bit. If this doesn't get Costuming I'll be sad.

Posted by: Karusky at January 26, 2012 10:33 AM (kwOeR)

386 For those of you who have never seen it, this YouTube clip is hilarious - "Trailer For Every Oscar-Winning Movie Ever":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4

Posted by: Trubador at January 26, 2012 12:28 PM (MlrAE)






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