NFL Playoffs

What Andy said.

Football's on the docket today. First up, we have the Saints at the 49'ers (4:30pm EST), followed by the Tebows at the Patriots (8:00).

I'm gonna Tebow until my leg gives out,

Saints.jpg

I'm gettin a little cramp I think.


I'm not complainin or nothin.

Posted by: Dave In Texas at 03:01 PM



Comments

1 Good solid B+

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 03:59 PM (JGYCE)

2
she has nice knees for Tebowing

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 03:59 PM (sqkOB)

3 ..........Like a screen door in a hurricane

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist...or Tea Party Member for short at January 14, 2012 04:00 PM (mI7NE)

4
Pros: meat on her bones

Cons: that's a big belly button

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:01 PM (sqkOB)

5 She has a cavernous belly button.

Posted by: booger at January 14, 2012 04:01 PM (EjNp5)

6 Very nice. If her tits were bigger I'd give her a "hot damn!"


Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 04:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

7
I could hide money in that belly button.

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:02 PM (sqkOB)

8 I don't know, Dave, I think you might have found the perfect cheerleader pic. No pointy elbows, no fat rolls, and she actually looks cute.

(Well, a pic that isn't X-rated, anyway.)

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 04:02 PM (7FadD)

9 5
She has a cavernous belly button.


Posted by: booger at January 14, 2012 04:01 PM

Good for doing shots of tequila out of it

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 04:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

10 The belly button is for the likes of Jeff B.

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 04:03 PM (JGYCE)

11 Wow, I do loves me a healthy woman, but that gal has bigger thighs than me.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 04:03 PM (Gc/Qi)

12 she has nice knees for Tebowing

Knees for Tebowing? You guys are slipping IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:04 PM (5H6zj)

13 Damn....she could be on the practice squad.

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2012 04:05 PM (X6akg)

14
what's this?

the line on the Den/NE game went up.

Patriots are now giving 14 instead of 13.5.

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:05 PM (sqkOB)

15 She could be on my all star team.

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 04:05 PM (JGYCE)

16 Good for doing shots of tequila out of it

You could probably get half a bottle in that black hole of a belly button.

Posted by: booger at January 14, 2012 04:07 PM (EjNp5)

17 Paris Hilton getting Tased.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 04:07 PM (hiMsy)

18
There is an unfortunate shadow in that pic. But yeah, I'd hit that all day long.

ps - a request for last weeks Tebow good jugs luck girl for the later thread.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 04:08 PM (JYheX)

19
I could smuggle Mexicans in that belly button.

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:08 PM (sqkOB)

20 These gals have nicer belly buttons.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:08 PM (5H6zj)

21 Patriots are now giving 14 instead of 13.5.

That must mean Goodell didn't find Belicheat's camera in time.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2012 04:08 PM (Lpdzt)

22
We need to p-chop her into the Cruise Ship pic.

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:09 PM (sqkOB)

23 Those thighs.

To boldly go...

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 04:09 PM (dWuuB)

24 Hello! Anybody there?
Hello! Anybody there?
Hello! Anybody there?
Hello! Anybody there?
Hello! Anybody there?

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 04:09 PM (Q5fHc)

25
Make fun of my daughter, and I'll put you'au ass in jail boy.

Posted by: Thadeus Septine, NOPD Sergeant, Algiers Parish at January 14, 2012 04:09 PM (TkGkA)

26
the mole on the tummy could be a disqualifier.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 04:10 PM (JYheX)

27 what's this?the line on the Den/NE game went up.Patriots are now giving 14 instead of 13.5.

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:05 PM

Take the points. If weather forecasts of 40 mph winds are correct, that would favor a running game even for Tom Brady. The Cheatriots running backs don't keep defensive coordinators up nights

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 04:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

28
Very little wind right now.

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:12 PM (sqkOB)

29 Please tell me that Buck and Aikman aren't calling the game tonight ...

On the other hand, it is in San Francisco

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 04:13 PM (Y+DPZ)

30 Y'all are killing me here. I have to keep flipping back to the picture each time you see something else. Unfortunate Shadow. Baaahahaha. Mole-seriously?? I love it!

Posted by: TiminAL at January 14, 2012 04:13 PM (Xwzau)

31
correction:25mph gusts

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:13 PM (sqkOB)

32 That dot on her belly could be spreading genital warts. No thinks, keep moving.

Posted by: Dang at January 14, 2012 04:14 PM (BbX1b)

33
tonight's forecast for the game:

10
Clear skies, Wind 10-20mph

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:15 PM (sqkOB)

34 I'm not going to make a closing judgement till she turns around

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2012 04:15 PM (tKFT6)

35 Tebow!

Posted by: dagny at January 14, 2012 04:16 PM (Ke2m6)

36 So I showed my wife the comments on the football thread for the first time and explained the gag with running down the girl's looks.

She said, "That girl's got a cute figure. What a bunch of morons!"

"Well... yeah"

Now I have to explain Morons.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 14, 2012 04:16 PM (l9zgN)

37 Geaux Saints!

Posted by: sandbagger at January 14, 2012 04:18 PM (wIT8S)

38 She's babe-a-licious!
She also looks like she's about 5 feet tall.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 04:18 PM (a28oZ)

39 and "Moronettes", Jeff, which makes no sense.

Posted by: dagny at January 14, 2012 04:19 PM (Ke2m6)

40 She's babe-a-licious!
She also looks like she's about 5 feet tall.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 04:18 PM

Perfect !!

Posted by: Tom Cruise at January 14, 2012 04:19 PM (Y+DPZ)

41
gotta root for the saints too, the 49ers just don't seem right in the head.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 04:19 PM (JYheX)

42 10 degrees sucks. You can deal with 20 degrees, but 10 degrees with wind, you are fooked. Still sweat like a horse though.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 04:20 PM (hiMsy)

43 40
She's babe-a-licious!
She also looks like she's about 5 feet tall.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 04:18 PM

Perfect !!


Posted by: Tom Cruise at January 14, 2012 04:19 PM (Y+DPZ)
And the top of her head looks fairly flat.......so....I think she's a keeper. We don't see too many flat bellys around heah

Posted by: Racist, Right-Wing Terrorist...or Tea Party Member for short at January 14, 2012 04:21 PM (mI7NE)

44 Shitty impression of Trump

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 04:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

45 Sister Toldjah posted a link to this picture that some of you Tebow fans will appreciate. (It's not a chick pic. Also, slow to load - be patient.)

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:21 PM (5H6zj)

46 @ 39

I know. And halfway through explaining, she'll roll her eyes, cut me off and say she doesn't want to know, so I'll look like a fucking jerk trying to explain a joke she doesn't care about.

Damn, I love that woman.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at January 14, 2012 04:22 PM (XE2Oo)

47 If the Broncos upset the Pats, do not walk near high rise penthouses in Manhattan as urban elitists will be jumping out of them

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 04:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

48 I'm rooting for the Saints, too. (I've forgiven Drew Brees for being part of that work stoppage.) But I credit the Niners for being smart enough to dump Singletary.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:23 PM (5H6zj)

49 44 -

Which one, the first guy or the second?

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 04:24 PM (Gc/Qi)

50 I farkin' hate these stupid State Farm ads with Aaron Rodgers. Looks like Aaron has inherited Peyton Manning's curse of having to appear like a moron in commercials.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:25 PM (5H6zj)

51 Sturdy base.

Posted by: PETA at January 14, 2012 04:27 PM (piMMO)

52 I still think thePatriots will win but Denver is playing with house money. Will see if the Saints can play out in the open.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2012 04:28 PM (tKFT6)

53 And she's wearing a cross.

Awww.

Posted by: PETA at January 14, 2012 04:28 PM (piMMO)

54 I'll take a couple thighs. Extra juicy, please.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2012 04:28 PM (Lpgtj)

55 53
And she's wearing a cross.

I think that's a fleur de lys.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:29 PM (5H6zj)

56 Am I the only niner fan here?

Posted by: Alaskagal at January 14, 2012 04:29 PM (BXrzV)

57 Now this young lady has the type of thighs that lets a man know he's into something mmm-magnificent!

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2012 04:29 PM (3raPN)

58 5 She has a cavernous belly button.
Posted by: booger at January 14, 2012 04:01 PM (EjNp5)

Otherwise known as a "squawkhole."

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 04:30 PM (j+Izh)

59
Hey! That cheerleader stole Hillary Clintons legs.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 04:31 PM (jucos)

60 All the home teams win again this week. Not the sexy pick, sure, but there will be no miracles, no upsets.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 04:31 PM (Gc/Qi)

61 50
I farkin' hate these stupid State Farm ads with Aaron Rodgers. Looks
like Aaron has inherited Peyton Manning's curse of having to appear like
a moron in commercials.


Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:25 PM

I'm a Las Vegas bookie and you've just placed a bet with me against the Packers. Now Aaron Rodgers is throwing deep outs blindfolded and blowing away the over-under. Now you tell me you can't pay me. It makes me angry when you say you can't pay and when I get angry, Big Vinnie gets angry

Think your 15 minute medical insurance will cover this?

Get Allstate and protect yourself from Mayhem ... like me

Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at January 14, 2012 04:31 PM (Y+DPZ)

62 And she's wearing a cross.

I think that's a fleur de lys.

- - - -

Obviously, we must get a closer look.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2012 04:31 PM (Lpgtj)

63 >> What Andy said.

With a caveat that the aforementioned wind gusts have been getting downgraded all day.

It's not too bad out there right now.

Posted by: Andy at January 14, 2012 04:31 PM (XG+Mn)

64
I'm just happy the Steelers aren't playing.

And those Lions.
Dominican Sue is a big jerk.

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:31 PM (sqkOB)

65 The Power of Love will guide the 49ers today

Posted by: The Q at January 14, 2012 04:32 PM (LnQhT)

66 off sock!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 04:32 PM (piMMO)

67 Holy shit. Huey Lewis.


Get off my lawn.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:32 PM (5H6zj)

68 WTF is going on here?

A football thread BEFORE the game starts?

When did this shit start?

Posted by: Billy Bob, the guy who drinks in SC at January 14, 2012 04:32 PM (hXJOG)

69 Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name

nice

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 04:32 PM (piMMO)

70 I think bin Laden hid in that belly button after Tora Bora.

Posted by: Joejm65 at January 14, 2012 04:33 PM (UZuc4)

71 A huge AMERICAN flag for the national anthem, and the fans are cheering?

I thought the game was in San Francisco

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 04:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

72 I want a new analgesic.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2012 04:33 PM (3raPN)

73 All the home teams win again this week. Not the sexy pick, sure, but there will be no miracles, no upsets.

Odds on Burt being the wet rag today?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 04:33 PM (piMMO)

74 Yaay boots!

Okay this is the hard game for me because I like both teams.

Next game, all I want is for one of Tebow's passes to hit Belichick in the crotch.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 14, 2012 04:34 PM (Gk3SS)

75 Those Discount Double Check commercials are horrific EXCEPT for the fat cheesehead who keeps showing up at the end.

Cracks me up every time.

Posted by: The Q at January 14, 2012 04:34 PM (LnQhT)

76
Wait.

Alex Smith is white?

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:34 PM (sqkOB)

77 5 She has a cavernous belly button.
Posted by: booger at January 14, 2012 04:01 PM (EjNp5)

Otherwise known as a "squawkhole."Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 04:30 PM (j+Izh) That is not a bellybutton. That is a bellycave.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 04:34 PM (jucos)

78 Siragusa in a suit?

Or is that a blanket with a tie in the middle

Posted by: The Q at January 14, 2012 04:34 PM (LnQhT)

79 Did anyone check out that picture I linked? It's kind of inspirational.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:35 PM (5H6zj)

80
oooh, the Keys to the Game

shhhh, let's listen

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:35 PM (sqkOB)

81 Jim Harbaugh is still hot.

And the anthem was acceptable. Play ball!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 04:35 PM (hO8IJ)

82 She's babe-a-licious!
She also looks like she's about 5 feet tall.
Perfect.

Posted by: Kobe Bryant at January 14, 2012 04:35 PM (piMMO)

83
If the Broncs do somehow pull it out today, I think the earth's poles may reverse. Ya think tebowmania was crazy last week?

But here we go, real playoff football, no pussy wild cards.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 04:35 PM (JYheX)

84 Did anyone check out that picture I linked? It's kind of inspirational.
LOVE!

Posted by: Kobe Bryant at January 14, 2012 04:35 PM (piMMO)

85 I'm not sure, looks like she could bench press 200 lbs.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 14, 2012 04:35 PM (GZitp)

86 can't shed a sock even when I try...

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 04:36 PM (piMMO)

87 That is not a bellybutton. That is a bellycave.

BRB, fetching my headlamp.

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2012 04:36 PM (Lpgtj)

88
one of my local McDonald's is selling 2 for 1 McRibs

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:36 PM (sqkOB)

89 I'm not sure, looks like she could bench press 200 lbs.

Her squats don't suck either.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 04:36 PM (piMMO)

90 73 -

Haha, sorry. Just doing my job.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 04:37 PM (Gc/Qi)

91
AND my local KFC is selling 10pc buckets for $11

because a POPEYE'S just opened next door and they're selling 9pcs for $9.99.

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:37 PM (sqkOB)

92 Did anyone check out that picture I linked? It's kind of inspirational.

I did. It is. You are a great American!

Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2012 04:37 PM (Lpgtj)

93 Alex Smith is white is still in the league? There is hope for Tebow.
FIFY

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2012 04:37 PM (tKFT6)

94 She's bottom row on the pyramid.
Stout little thing.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2012 04:38 PM (xKueo)

95 one of my local McDonald's is selling 2 for 1 McRibs

Yuk!

I had a great breakfast today. Usually I head to McD's or Hardees but today drove through Lumpkins BBQ and picked up a steak in the sack with eggs and cheese. It was outstanding!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 04:38 PM (piMMO)

96
Somebody call my wife and tell her to run a beer downstairs. I found some old peanuts.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 04:38 PM (JYheX)

97 Ewwwwwww. A girl?

Posted by: Barack Obama (D-Man's Country) at January 14, 2012 04:38 PM (fYOZx)

98 I'm not sure, looks like she could bench press 200 lbs.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 14, 2012 04:35 PM (GZitp)

So I can be on top - and relax?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 04:38 PM (j+Izh)

99 @92
Sister Toldjah is a great American. ;-)

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:38 PM (5H6zj)

100 AND my local KFC is selling 10pc buckets for $11 because a POPEYE'S just opened next door and they're selling 9pcs for $9.99.

My God, it's like competition works or something!


Posted by: alexthechick at January 14, 2012 04:39 PM (Gk3SS)

101 My God, it's like competition works or something!


NOooooooo!

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 04:39 PM (piMMO)

102 That is not a bellybutton. That is a bellycave.

BRB, fetching my headlamp.
Posted by: fluffy at January 14, 2012 04:36 PM (Lpgtj)

Got a union card?

Posted by: IBO Spelunkers, local 374 at January 14, 2012 04:40 PM (j+Izh)

103 My God, it's like competition works or something!

Except in Republican primaries, apparently.


Quick! Someone tell the Virginia GOP!

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:40 PM (5H6zj)

104
yeah, a flag, you dummy

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:40 PM (sqkOB)

105 Forgot to post this earlier but the passengers of the Costa Concordia should be grateful that their names are even listed on the manifest.

Check out this pitiful, disgusting, horrifying tale.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 04:42 PM (piMMO)

106 I will be deeply disappointed if there's not a band called Vulture Capitalists soon.


Posted by: alexthechick at January 14, 2012 04:42 PM (Gk3SS)

107 Jimmy goes down, Jimmy was interfered with

Posted by: Jimmy Graham at January 14, 2012 04:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

108 because a POPEYE'S just opened next door and they're selling 9pcs for $9.99.

I own that POPEYE'S, bitches!

Posted by: Hermnan Cain at January 14, 2012 04:43 PM (X6akg)

109
wow that was a risky throw

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:43 PM (sqkOB)

110 that was a lousy spot

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:43 PM (5H6zj)

111 I will be deeply disappointed if there's not a band called Vulture Capitalists soon.


Posted by: alexthechick at January 14, 2012 04:42 PM (Gk3SS)

We prefer "Buzzard Americans."

Posted by: National Autobahn Society at January 14, 2012 04:44 PM (j+Izh)

112 I'm torn between liking the shots from the cam on the line over the field and getting motion sick. There are times it looks like Michael Bay is directing the game.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 14, 2012 04:45 PM (Gk3SS)

113 ouch, that's a smackeroo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 04:45 PM (JYheX)

114 Dog pile on the rabbit! Dog pile on the rabbit!

Posted by: Bugs Bunny at January 14, 2012 04:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

115 Lamar Smith, over there in the sidebar, looks an awful lot like Alfred E. Newman.

Posted by: Retread at January 14, 2012 04:47 PM (joSBv)

116
what the hell?

nice camera direction, jerkoffs

you can't even tell which way the ref was pointing

Posted by: the improper soothsayer at January 14, 2012 04:47 PM (sqkOB)

117 The ball is like the the Clifford Franklin flu. Clifford Franklin is the only one catching. Clifford Franklin is the only one coming down with it.

Posted by: Clifford Franklin at January 14, 2012 04:48 PM (Lpgtj)

118 I hate that kind of pass interference call. He was barely touched. But then, guy fumbles after helmet to helmet contact... I guess the refs are doing make-up calls/non-calls.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 04:48 PM (Gc/Qi)

119 >>But then, guy fumbles after helmet to helmet contact...

I thought it was at first, but I think it was hand to helmet.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 04:48 PM (5H6zj)

120 How is that not helmet to helmet, the dude was knocked out before he hit the ground.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2012 04:49 PM (tKFT6)

121 93
Alex Smith is white is still in the league? There is hope for Tebow.
FIFY
Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2012 04:37 PM (tKFT6)
They're both products of an Urban Meyer offense. Of course Tebow has a few more trophies too.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 04:50 PM (GULKT)

122 I will be deeply disappointed if there's not a band called Vulture Capitalists soon.

I wish someone would open an actual investment firm with the name. One of my favorite Fox talkies is Jonathan Hoenig. He owns Capitalist Pig.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 04:52 PM (piMMO)

123 That there is a fine specimen of American Femininity! Woof!

Posted by: Bebe Glazer's Left Tit at January 14, 2012 04:53 PM (0WVIK)

124 I'm torn between liking the shots from the cam on the line over the
field and getting motion sick. There are times it looks like Michael
Bay is directing the game.

Needs more lens flare.

Posted by: JJ Abrams at January 14, 2012 04:53 PM (5wQFF)

125 Some hard hitting in this game

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 04:53 PM (i6RpT)

126 I wish someone would open an actual investment firm with the name. One of my favorite Fox talkies is Jonathan Hoenig. He owns Capitalist Pig.
You caninvest inVice Funds, a lot of investment firms have them, they perform really well.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2012 04:54 PM (tKFT6)

127 124
I'm torn between liking the shots from the cam on the line over the
field and getting motion sick. There are times it looks like Michael
Bay is directing the game.

Needs more lens flare.

Posted by: JJ Abrams at January 14, 2012 04:53 PM

I'm talking the networks into selling 3-D glasses

Posted by: James Fuckin' Cameron at January 14, 2012 04:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

128 What time do the Cowboys play?

Posted by: Beff J. at January 14, 2012 04:56 PM (LY3mo)

129 127
124
I'm torn between liking the shots from the cam on the line over the
field and getting motion sick. There are times it looks like Michael
Bay is directing the game.

Needs more lens flare.

Posted by: JJ Abrams at January 14, 2012 04:53 PM

I'm talking the networks into selling 3-D glasses

Posted by: James Fuckin' Cameron at January 14, 2012 04:55 PM

How about ME? I'd know what I'm doing!

Posted by: George Lucas at January 14, 2012 04:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

130 It's great to see San Fransicko back in the playoffs. They were a class team in the 80's with Montana and Rice and I think it is just spiffy that they are coming back.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 04:57 PM (jucos)

131 Brees on his knees!

Posted by: b at January 14, 2012 04:59 PM (j+Izh)

132
She gives new meaning to "knockin me out with those american thighs".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 05:00 PM (JYheX)

133 Dang. Direct TV's ads are getting a little rough.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 05:01 PM (piMMO)

134 I'm torn between liking the shots from the cam on the line over the field and getting motion sick. There are times it looks like Michael Bay is directing the game.Needs more lens flare.Posted by: JJ Abrams at January 14, 2012 04:53 PMI'm talking the networks into selling 3-D glasses Posted by: James Fuckin' Cameron at January 14, 2012 04:55 PMHow about ME? I'd know what I'm doing!
I think we should keep it historically accurate in look, but make up a shit story around it.

Posted by: Ridley Scott at January 14, 2012 05:01 PM (tKFT6)

135 Jimmy Fallon's David-Bowie-Tim-Tebow song is priceless.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo-goo-ga-joo at January 14, 2012 05:02 PM (ybkwK)

136 Niners!

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 05:02 PM (Rge2x)

137 "knockin me out with those american thighs".

In the frigid north, we call those "earmuffs."

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 05:02 PM (j+Izh)

138 Did anyone check out that picture I linked? It's kind of inspirational.

Posted by: Y-not

It took a looong time to load, but worth the wait!

Posted by: Retread at January 14, 2012 05:03 PM (joSBv)

139 Direct TV's ads are getting a little rough.

Hey, don't wake up in a roadside ditch is good advice.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 14, 2012 05:03 PM (Gk3SS)

140 79 Did anyone check out that picture I linked? It's kind of inspirational.
________
FIFY

Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2012 05:03 PM (6fER6)

141 San Fran on top 7-0

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2012 05:03 PM (tKFT6)

142 Well, there ya go! 7-0 San Fran.

Posted by: Bebe Glazer's Left Tit at January 14, 2012 05:04 PM (0WVIK)

143 Jacobs on the Saints looks like he's got money on the Niners. Nice job taking out your teammate, dude.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 05:04 PM (Gc/Qi)

144 TD Niners! That's the longest touchdown pass they've had since the Terrell Owens days I think ...

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 05:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

145 This 49er team is the opposite of the way they were in the 80s. It's the defense now. If the offense gets rolling, look out.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 05:05 PM (Rge2x)

146 So, the Thighmaster has become the student.

Posted by: Suzanne Somers at January 14, 2012 05:05 PM (xKueo)

147 I live about 2 miles from the game. The town was crazy last night, every spare room sold to Saints fans. The bar scene was lively.

The security around the game is tight. I have been seeing some military type helicopters circling around this morning. The flyover with the 2 jets went right over my back yard.

Gorgeous day here. You would not believe it. Sunny and scarcely a breeze.

Plus, our sheriff spent last night in his own jail. That would be a good story for Ace to run. It's a circus, as usual.

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 05:05 PM (k2quT)

148 Montana to Taylor!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 05:06 PM (j+Izh)

149 Please tell me that new animated show they just ran a promo for isn't another Seth McFarlane douchefest

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 05:07 PM (Y+DPZ)

150 136 good to see other niner fans

Posted by: Alaskagal at January 14, 2012 05:07 PM (BXrzV)

151
Doh, saints d-backs looked like the keystone cops on that td.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 05:08 PM (JYheX)

152 91 AND my local KFC is selling 10pc buckets for $11
because a POPEYE'S just opened next door and they're selling 9pcs for $9.99.
_______
You're welcome!

Posted by: Herman Cain at January 14, 2012 05:08 PM (6fER6)

153 Her knees look awful sharp...

Posted by: Zombie John Holmes at January 14, 2012 05:09 PM (niZvt)

154 I haven't found the football stations yet, but the peacock channel is covering dog agility and frizbee championships.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 14, 2012 05:10 PM (AH13D)

155 Possible upset the way things are going.

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 05:10 PM (JGYCE)

156 Nice pick!

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 05:10 PM (k2quT)

157 Wow. Great play by the Niners D.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 05:10 PM (5H6zj)

158 Whoooeee!1!1! Dang, that is some thick-thighed heifer

Posted by: Bucks County farmboy at January 14, 2012 05:10 PM (ELPgk)

159 Off, zombie sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 05:10 PM (niZvt)

160 Plus, our sheriff spent last night in his own jail. That would be a good story for Ace to run. It's a circus, as usual.
Well, we know he was arrested for indecent exposure...

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2012 05:10 PM (xKueo)

161 149 Please tell me that new animated show they just ran a promo for isn't another Seth McFarlane douchefest
Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 05:07 PM (Y+DPZ)
You will be happy to know that McFarlane is not involved with the Napoleon Dynamite animated series.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 05:10 PM (GULKT)

162 What's up with all the friggin' cartoons aimed at adults. We really are becoming an adolescent culture. Gummy Bear vitamins and cartoons aimed at grown ups! A nation of scared little boys and angry little girls.

Posted by: Bebe Glazer's Left Tit at January 14, 2012 05:11 PM (0WVIK)

163 Forty Niner faithful for only the last 50 years, Alaskagal.

This game is gonna give me a stroke! Dare I hope we can win?

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 05:11 PM (Rge2x)

164 So why is the West coast game the early game and the East coast (New England) game the late one? You'd think they'd want to do the New England game in the mid-afternoon so the fans wouldn't freeze.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 05:11 PM (5H6zj)

165 Whoooeee!1!1! Dang, that is some thick-thighed heiferPosted by: Bucks County farmboy at January 14, 2012 05:10 PM (ELPgk) DO NOT get between her and her pail of alfalfa.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 05:12 PM (jucos)

166 Montana to Clark!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 05:12 PM (j+Izh)

167 San Fran on fire!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 05:13 PM (Qjh0I)

168 14-0 niners in the first quarter.
Yeah, baby.

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 05:13 PM (k2quT)

169 158 Whoooeee!1!1! Dang, that is some thick-thighed heifer
Posted by: Bucks County farmboy at January 14, 2012 05:10 PM (ELPgk)

Do you think her legs will fit in your boots though, IYKWIM?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 05:13 PM (niZvt)

170 14-0

The Saints can score in big bunches , but the Niners are old school defense

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 05:13 PM (Y+DPZ)

171 Oh, look! 14-0 Niners!

Posted by: Bebe Glazer's Left Tit at January 14, 2012 05:13 PM (0WVIK)

172 MONTANA TO RICE! That is the one everyone should be looking for.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 05:14 PM (jucos)

173 "Well, we know he was arrested for indecent exposure..."
He wishes it were that trivial. He is in some deep sh*t. For real.

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 05:14 PM (k2quT)

174 So why is the West coast game the early game and the East coast (New England) game the late one?

Ratings.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 14, 2012 05:14 PM (Gk3SS)

175 LogCabin dare to hope loving it

Posted by: Alaskagal at January 14, 2012 05:14 PM (BXrzV)

176 Oh, now this is getting embarrassing early on, for the Saints. Another turnover? Really?

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 05:15 PM (k2quT)

177 Umm, guys, why isn't Darren Sproles doing the kick returns?

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 05:15 PM (5H6zj)

178 Holy Shite, SF already in the red zone to start another drive. Brutal.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 05:15 PM (Qjh0I)

179 Oh, goody! Love watching Saint's spit the bit! Niners ballin'!

Posted by: Bebe Glazer's Left Tit at January 14, 2012 05:16 PM (0WVIK)

180 I haven't found the football stations yet, but the peacock channel is covering dog agility and frizbee championships.
Fox

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 05:16 PM (piMMO)

181 So why is the West coast game the early game and the East coast (New England) game the late one?
Network. Commercial money higher for prime time. Those poor NE fans are gonna be leaving the stadium at midnight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 05:16 PM (JYheX)

182 N.O. oh Law. have mercy.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 05:16 PM (i/wm2)

183 Do you think her legs will fit in your boots though, IYKWIM?
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 05:13 PM (niZvt)
most people want understand that comment.yet, i know full well what your talking about.

Posted by: Racefan at January 14, 2012 05:17 PM (Iayjq)

184 Those poor NE fans are gonna be leaving the stadium at midnight.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 05:16 PM (JYheX)

Gee cry me a river

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 05:17 PM (i6RpT)

185 Egad, is the game over already? Sorta like the R primaries.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 05:17 PM (Gc/Qi)

186 Are all the dudes who post at ace married to super models or sumpin?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 05:17 PM (i/wm2)

187 So why is the West coast game the early game and the East coast (New
England) game the late one? You'd think they'd want to do the New
England game in the mid-afternoon so the fans wouldn't freeze.

I have no problem with them freezing.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 05:17 PM (piMMO)

188 Do you think her legs will fit in your boots though, IYKWIM?
That only works with sheep.

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 05:18 PM (JGYCE)

189 Dang, that 1st quarter seemed fast.

Obviously, the Brady and Tebow show are gonna be the prime time game. The NFL is about the money, not fairness or time zones.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 05:18 PM (Rge2x)

190 No dog in this fight, so this is fine with me.

Go Niners!

Posted by: irongrampa at January 14, 2012 05:19 PM (SAMxH)

191 @183: Good for you, you b-b-b-a-a-a-a-a-a-d b-b-b-o-y!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 05:19 PM (niZvt)

192 Christian Riots gearing up?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 05:20 PM (i/wm2)

193 What's up with all the friggin' cartoons aimed at adults. We really are
becoming an adolescent culture. Gummy Bear vitamins and cartoons aimed
at grown ups! A nation of scared little boys and angry little girls.

Or, there are people such as myself that work pretty much seven days a week and then follow politics in our free time. Some good simple, non-stressful fun hardly relegates us to the rank of angry children.

0600 every morning, I wake up to Looney Tunes before turning on the news. It's a hell of a lot more pleasant way to wake up.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 05:20 PM (piMMO)

194 So why is the West coast game the early game and the East coast (New England) game the late one?
Because more people watched last weeks Steelers/Broncos game than the Grammys and the Oscars. The only show that got a higher rating in the last year was the SuperBowl.

Posted by: Adam Smith's Invisible Pimp Hand at January 14, 2012 05:21 PM (tKFT6)

195 189 Dang, that 1st quarter seemed fast. Obviously, the Brady and Tebow show are gonna be the prime time game. The NFL is about the money, not fairness or time zones.
Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 05:18 PM (Rge2x)
Could it also be about the Seeding? The Patriots are the Number 1 Seed in the AFC. And Green Bay is the late game tomorrow and they are also the Number 1 Seed in the NFC.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 05:21 PM (GULKT)

196 186 -

No, I'm single. But Heidi Klum is sitting here with me, I'm trying to explain the difference between intentional grounding and when the QB is outside the pocket.

She's not quite getting it. I may send her home.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 05:22 PM (Gc/Qi)

197 Because more people watched last weeks Steelers/Broncos game than the
Grammys and the Oscars. The only show that got a higher rating in the
last year was the SuperBowl.

I'm still up for a pool as to how many viewership records will broken tonight.

Helluva night for Huckabee to hold his forum. I'll have to catch the replay of it later

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 05:23 PM (piMMO)

198 Helluva night for Huckabee to hold his forum. I'll have to catch the replay of it later
Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 05:23 PM (piMMO)

There are way to many of these "debates" anyway

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 05:24 PM (i6RpT)

199 Damn, 300 AT&T U-verse TV channels, and all we ever find orth watching are Law and Order, NCIS, and - for a limited time only, because the main character is such an insufferable douchebag - House.

When I was a kid, there were 12 broadcast channels in the NYC Tri-state area, and SO many more shows and movies worth watching, I swear.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 05:25 PM (niZvt)

200 196- Heidi Klum is over at chor house? Lucky guy. Better hope Seal don't find out. I agree though, it's importatnt that super models understand the basics of the game.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 05:26 PM (i/wm2)

201 185 Egad, is the game over already? Sorta like the R primaries.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 05:17 PM (Gc/Qi)

If the Saints lose, they'll go third party.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 05:27 PM (j+Izh)

202 There are way to many of these "debates" anyway

There are, but the last forum he held might have been the best so far. Plus, the gloves have kinda come off since then so FUN!

It's taking me three time as long to type a comment because my cat has commandeered my lap and literally pushed the laptop out of the way. I'm gonna have an awful nek cramp.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 05:29 PM (piMMO)

203
Huckabee stuck a shiv in Romney in 2008, I hope Mitt finds a way to pwn him tonight.
(I 'll be watching the Pats game so I don't really care.)

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 05:29 PM (Qjh0I)

204 192 Christian Riots gearing up?
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 05:20 PM (i/wm2)

I've got meatloaf in the oven! And I used BBQ sauce instead of ketchup, just to be kinky!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 05:29 PM (j+Izh)

205 I'm not sure if I should move my neck like that ... I specifically asked for NO contortionists!... and those thighs, well okay they aren't fat ... really fat anyhow ... but I don't think that I have ever seen a belly button hole quite that pronounced before!! Is this really the best flick you could scrounge?! Harumph!! x2 (besides, she looks a little sedated! are they sedating them now before they send them out into the arena for us to give thumbs-up/thumbs-down?! Rome has just gone to hell ... )

Posted by: Errol at January 14, 2012 05:30 PM (vewos)

206 Am I the only one to notice her dilated bellybutton? Too much navel sex??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 05:30 PM (niZvt)

207 Heidi Klum is over at chor house? Lucky guy. Better hope Seal don't find
out. I agree though, it's importatnt that super models understand the
basics of the game.

I would think this would be a much better time to hit up Giselle. It's pretty much a given that her man will be otherwise occupied this evening.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 05:30 PM (piMMO)

208 Off topic (since the game is basically over already)
Here is the deep sheiss that the SF Sheriff (newly sworn in ) is in.
Everyone involved in this story is a huge lefty.
Try to control yourselves

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 05:31 PM (k2quT)

209 I've got meatloaf in the oven! And I used BBQ sauce instead of ketchup, just to be kinky!Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 05:29 PM (j+Izh) Wow. You've gone and sexed up the meatloaf. What did you do to the jello?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 05:31 PM (jucos)

210 Huckabee stuck a shiv in Romney in 2008, I hope Mitt finds a way to pwn him tonight. (I 'll be watching the Pats game so I don't really care.)
Have you heard his latest bullshit? Both McCain and Teh Fred have come out and called him on it.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 05:32 PM (piMMO)

211 Christian Riots gearing up?
Yup. Got the muffins andthe lime jello all ready.
Should be a peachy-keen night for a riot in Boston.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, CEO Curmudgeons INC. at January 14, 2012 05:33 PM (d0Tfm)

212 0600 every morning, I wake up to Looney Tunes before turning on the news.

Looney Tunes were created decades ago, and not just for kids. Flintstones weren't for kids. Muppet Show wasn't for kids. The anti-cartoon whine is ignorant.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 05:33 PM (hO8IJ)

213 ..no pointy elbows there.......little doughy.....go niners!!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl....rip maverick the orange dog at January 14, 2012 05:34 PM (Ho2rs)

214 The prospect of a large Christian riot tonight has me all jumpy.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 14, 2012 05:34 PM (hC5jI)

215 Christian Riots gearing up? Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 05:20 PM (i/wm2) I've got meatloaf in the oven! And I used BBQ sauce instead of ketchup, just to be kinky!
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 05:29 PM (j+Izh)
Get out the way y'all!
I'll bring ginger ale. Canada Dry even! That's right!

Posted by: ErikW, Christianist F****** S*** up with a can of Silly String, Yo! at January 14, 2012 05:34 PM (a28oZ)

216 Keys to the game:

BALL PROTECTION

Posted by: soothie at January 14, 2012 05:35 PM (j7IJ7)

217 This first game is a G-Dless game. Give me some of that old time religion!

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 05:35 PM (i6RpT)

218 little doughy.....go niners!!!!!!Posted by: phoenixgirl....rip maverick the orange dog at January 14, 2012 05:34 PM (Ho2rs) Little?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 05:35 PM (jucos)

219 Yup. Got the muffins andthe lime jello all ready.

This is the way my brain works:

You say 'jello'
I remember the 'coleslaw in jello' comment from last week
I think of cabbage
I think I'd like to have some cabbage
I try to remember where I saw something about cabbage that I wanted to try

Now I'm leaving to go to Soups On to buy Caramelized Cabbage soup.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 05:35 PM (piMMO)

220 Christian Riots gearing up?

I better make some banana bread.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 05:36 PM (hO8IJ)

221 Saints played that last drive nicely. Brees is a surgeon.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 05:36 PM (Rge2x)

222 Wow. You've gone and sexed up the meatloaf. What did you do to the jello?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 05:31 PM (jucos)

I thought abut Kiwi instead of pineapple, but then I saw the picture of the grandchildren, magnetic stickered to the fridge.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 05:37 PM (j+Izh)

223 Nope, haven't heard the latest.
Watching that bullshit "Evangelical" fuck over Romney at the behest of the establishment and then get on TV and scold the world about faith and morality was my lifetime limit of Huckabee. The shit-for-brains wings of the GOP that support him are a lot more dangerous to the cause than any Northeastern "RINO", that's for damned sure.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 05:39 PM (Qjh0I)

224 Whatever they're paying Siragusa is way too much.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 05:39 PM (5H6zj)

225 Whatever they're paying Siragusa is way too much.
Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 05:39 PM (5H6zj)

Don't worry, they are paying him in ribs and sliders

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 05:40 PM (i6RpT)

226 I love looney tunes and the muppets.
I alsolove that Christian Riots include so much good food. We'll all be too stuffed to riot. Don't tell the angry leftwingers. They be disappointed.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 05:40 PM (i/wm2)

227 She's nearly flawless. She probably should avoid wearing corduroy pants though.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 05:41 PM (4q5tP)

228 223 Could not agree more.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 05:41 PM (i/wm2)

229 Venture Capitalist: Thanks

Posted by: rabidfox at January 14, 2012 05:42 PM (AH13D)

230 224
Whatever they're paying Siragusa is way too much.


Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 05:39 PM (5H6zj)
By the looks of him, he is being paid in doughnuts, hohos and ringdings

Posted by: museisluse at January 14, 2012 05:42 PM (+P7KR)

231
Whatever they're paying Siragusa is way too much.

From all appearances, he's paid in sandwiches.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 05:42 PM (SgLsM)

232
I bet that lib is still hurtin after that day old donut I gave em last week. Man, I went crazy in that riot.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 05:42 PM (JYheX)

233 U people r h8rs.

Posted by: Mac'N'Cheese MaCain at January 14, 2012 05:42 PM (jucos)

234 231

Whatever they're paying Siragusa is way too much.

From all appearances, he's paid in sandwiches.
---

Wanna know what Mitt gave me to endorse him?

Posted by: Chris Christie, Krispy Kreme franchisee at January 14, 2012 05:44 PM (5H6zj)

235 Whatever they're paying Siragusa is way too much.
Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 05:39 PM (5H6zj)

Nice little network you got here...

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 05:44 PM (j+Izh)

236 Ya kow we should lay off Siragusa, I be he is a conservative?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 05:45 PM (i6RpT)

237
Wanna know what Mitt gave me to endorse him?


Heavy duty shock absorbers?

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 05:45 PM (SgLsM)

238
Yeah, I think Siragusa does that man cave show on DIY.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 05:46 PM (JYheX)

239 If the Saints lose, they'll go third party.

Winner.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2012 05:47 PM (xm1A1)

240 Ya kow we should lay off Siragusa, I be he is a conservative?

So it seems: "Fox analyst Tony Siragusa, a Florham Park resident and former N.F.L. player who is active in Republican politics, took the opportunity to switch ..."

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 05:48 PM (SgLsM)

241
Shouldn't Tebow be playing for the Saints? Seems kinda natural.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 05:48 PM (JYheX)

242 Well this is getting interesting.....

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2012 05:50 PM (X6akg)

243 Colston!

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 05:50 PM (5H6zj)

244 Pretty quiet all of a sudden.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 05:50 PM (ZJCDy)

245 Honest, Judge, I was just helping that heifer back through the fence.

Posted by: CoolSlovak at January 14, 2012 05:50 PM (ELPgk)

246 Tebow is the second coming of Jeebus. A virgin performing miracles.

Posted by: Jeebus at January 14, 2012 05:51 PM (K8tCa)

247
More on Siragusa: http://tinyurl.com/6s9jw5y

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 05:51 PM (SgLsM)

248 Whatever Tony's politics, he blows as a color guy.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 05:52 PM (5H6zj)

249 More on Siragusa: http://tinyurl.com/6s9jw5y
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 05:51 PM (SgLsM)


I think that is a different Siragusa. Out fat bastard still lives in Florham Park NJ where he grew up.

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 05:53 PM (i6RpT)

250 OK, it's a game again.

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 05:53 PM (k2quT)

251 Whatever Tony's politics, he blows as a color guy.
Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 05:52 PM (5H6zj)

Hey we're pretty fond of our fat guys out here in NJ or wood ya like to comes out her and have a talk in the meadow lands or the pine barrens?

Posted by: Anthony Saprano at January 14, 2012 05:54 PM (i6RpT)

252 I do think that Siragusa is a Jersey guy. That is why he was excited to play for the Ravens because he was close to home.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 05:55 PM (jucos)

253 Navel Gape

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2012 05:55 PM (xKueo)

254 I do think that Siragusa is a Jersey guy. That is why he was excited to play for the Ravens because he was close to home.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 05:55 PM (jucos)

Siragusa, Christie.. See a pattern here?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 05:56 PM (i6RpT)

255
So I showed my wife the comments on the football thread for the first
time and explained the gag with running down the girl's looks.

Did the same last week...and got exactly the same comment from my wife...morons.

Posted by: Minuteman (aka trainer) until Juggy is Gone at January 14, 2012 05:57 PM (DGxyd)

256
I think that is a different Siragusa. Out fat bastard still lives in Florham Park NJ where he grew up.

Thanks for the tip. That fat f*ck still owes me ten grand.

Posted by: Rich Gannon, Former Oakland Raider at January 14, 2012 05:57 PM (SgLsM)

257
Plenty of look out blocks on that play.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 05:57 PM (JYheX)

258 Siragusa, Christie.. See a pattern here?Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 05:56 PM (i6RpT) You mean Philly Cheesesteaks are not diet food?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 05:57 PM (jucos)

259 Plenty of look out blocks on that play.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 05:57 PM (JYheX)

I was a half back in High school and that block was one of my speciatlies

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 05:58 PM (i6RpT)

260 Shouldn't Tebow be playing for the Saints? Seems kinda natural.

C'mon, he hasn't even died, yet.


Then he has to be found Venerable, and then Blessed, before Sainthood can even be considered.

And then thee's that whole Devil's Advocate thing, which is still being sorted out after Christopher Hitchens raped Mother Theresa.

Posted by: The Vatican Bureau of Tourism and Trade at January 14, 2012 05:59 PM (j+Izh)

261 Siragusa is at risk in that sea of sharp elbows on the sidelines.

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2012 05:59 PM (xKueo)

262 In fairness, Siragusa hasn't been the same since his girlfriend Olive dumped him.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 06:01 PM (5H6zj)

263
Apparently we are not the only ones complaining about fatboy former lineman and possibly attempted carpet-bagging politician Tony Siragusa.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 06:01 PM (SgLsM)

264 Holy crap! What a pick!

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2012 06:03 PM (X6akg)

265 I've seen high school teams turn it over less than the Saints today.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 06:03 PM (hO8IJ)

266
Know what wins ballgames?

Defense wins ballgames.

Posted by: Tony Siragusa at January 14, 2012 06:03 PM (SgLsM)

267 I am running one year behind. I missed this last Jan.

Posted by: sTevo at January 14, 2012 06:04 PM (VMcEw)

268 "220 Christiaan Riots gearing up?"

Thanks be to Jeebbbus the Christians are so afraid of dieing.

Posted by: Jeebbbus at January 14, 2012 06:04 PM (tETVQ)

269 Awesome pick!

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 06:04 PM (k2quT)

270 http://tinyurl.com/85w9eze

take two

Posted by: sTevo at January 14, 2012 06:05 PM (VMcEw)

271 Holy crap! What a pick!
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2012 06:03 PM (X6akg),

You mean the Colts took RG-III!?!?!?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 06:05 PM (j+Izh)

272 C'mon, he hasn't even died, yet.

So Brees....dead?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 06:05 PM (JYheX)

273 Kosar to Haynes!

Posted by: Browns fan at January 14, 2012 06:06 PM (j+Izh)

274
I've seen hoes give it up less than the saints today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 06:06 PM (JYheX)

275 Why dont my dear christians read?

Posted by: Jeebbbus at January 14, 2012 06:07 PM (tETVQ)

276 I've seen hoes give it up less than the saints today.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 06:06 PM (JYheX)

In this economy what do you expect, business sucks, ugh I mean is bad

Posted by: Ho's Union Rep at January 14, 2012 06:08 PM (i6RpT)

277 Was up degenerates.
I got nothin.
This Denver fan is Tebowin though. Great position to drink from I think.
Just drove by Rick Santorum HQ in SC. The excitement was palpable. I think. Or maybe it was my buzz. Whatever.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:08 PM (8MCmv)

278 "Know what wins ballgames?

Defense wins ballgames."



Jeebus?

Posted by: Jeebbbus at January 14, 2012 06:08 PM (tETVQ)

279 'Sup Delta?

Good defense by the Saints on that last play.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 06:09 PM (5H6zj)

280 The excitement was palpable. I think. Or maybe it was my buzz. Whatever.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:08 PM (8MCmv)

So drunk driving is OK in SC?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 06:09 PM (i6RpT)

281 Delta, you will appreciate the picture at #45

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 06:10 PM (5H6zj)

282 She has a belly button???

Posted by: NC Ref at January 14, 2012 06:10 PM (/izg2)

283 So drunk driving is OK in SC?
Literary license. The place was dead, and I was stone cold sober.
Sup YNot.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:12 PM (8MCmv)

284 Are you backing Santorum, Delta?

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 06:12 PM (5H6zj)

285
She has a belly button???


Either that or a high-mount vajayjay.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 06:13 PM (SgLsM)

286 Watching the games from Kosovo today. Can someone do me a favor and have a nice big glass of Jack D for me? Someone has to pick up the slack while I'm gone or Mr. Daniel is going to need a bailout...

Posted by: Uhtred of Bebbanburg at January 14, 2012 06:13 PM (Gfymz)

287 TEBOWIE! is on YouTube.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo-goo-ga-joo at January 14, 2012 06:13 PM (ybkwK)

288 So drunk driving is OK in SC?

As long as you don't have an open container. Or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Louisiana Highway Patrol at January 14, 2012 06:14 PM (j+Izh)

289
On Jan. 14, 2006, Denver forced five turnovers - including Champ Bailey's 100-yard interception return on which he was tackled at New England 1 - won 27-13 and advanced to AFC championship game.

Sometimes I repeat myself.

Posted by: History at January 14, 2012 06:14 PM (JYheX)

290 216 Keys to the game: BALL PROTECTION
Posted by: soothie at January 14, 2012 05:35 PM (j7IJ7)
-
Got 'em covered.

Posted by: Tebow's jockthong at January 14, 2012 06:14 PM (Usk3+)

291 Delta, you will appreciate the picture at
Big time. Love it.
Timmy Terrific Vs. Tommy Touchdown. Can't wait.
Two alpha males in very different ways.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:14 PM (8MCmv)

292 wow

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 06:15 PM (i6RpT)

293 Are you backing Santorum, Delta?
Heh. Not at all. It's just that his HQ is in a suburb of Charleston where I live, and drive by everyday.
I am nominally Perry I guess but unless he can show me something polling wise in a few days....well...I'll probably be voting for you know who. Fun times.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:16 PM (8MCmv)

294 I thought that was pass interference

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 06:16 PM (i6RpT)

295 Just kneel down Saints. Don't press your luck.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 06:16 PM (5H6zj)

296 I am nominally Perry I guess but unless he can show me something polling
wise in a few days....well...I'll probably be voting for you know who.
Fun times.

Is Newt unacceptable as a back up to Perry?


Bear in mind I find him flawed, but he's my deep back up to Perry.

Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 06:18 PM (5H6zj)

297 Just kneel down Saints. Don't press your luck.
Posted by: Y-not at January 14, 2012 06:16 PM (5H6zj)


Why, bring out rick dempsy

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 06:18 PM (i6RpT)

298 I see toe in the shadows.

Posted by: Jeebbbus at January 14, 2012 06:18 PM (K8tCa)

299 That girl been doin' way too much Tebowin' out theyah!

Posted by: Zombie Fritz Hollings at January 14, 2012 06:18 PM (Usk3+)

300 Watching the games from Kosovo today. Can someone do me a favor and have a nice big glass of Jack D for me? Someone has to pick up the slack while I'm gone or Mr. Daniel is going to need a bailout...
Posted by: Uhtred of Bebbanburg at January 14, 2012 06:13 PM (Gfymz)

Mrs. b left me home alone with a 30 pack of Nattie Ice. That's the best I can do.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 06:19 PM (j+Izh)

301
MONTANA TO RICE! That is the one everyone should be looking for.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 14, 2012 05:14 PM (jucos)
I heard Montana on a local radio show this week.The host asked him questions about the 49ers' glory years. He seemed bored and gave one sentence answers. Then host said, "you must be thrilled to see the 49ers returning to among the league's elite". He said the oddest thing: "Yeah, I guess... but I'm from the Pittsburgh area, and I've always been a Steelers fan."Guess he's still pissed about that trade to Kansas City

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 06:21 PM (AxHOT)

302 Is Newt unacceptable as a back up to Perry? In my mind yes. I'd prefer Mittens to Newt by a mile.Hell, I'd go Santorum over Newt as well.
Newt is a loose cannon/train wreck/self destructive. Not good qualities for an executive. That's my one line response to how I feel about the Grinch.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:21 PM (8MCmv)

303 Posted by: Uhtred of Bebbanburg at January 14, 2012 06:13 PM (Gfymz)


I've got some crown and coke, and some Guinness. I raise a toast to you. Don't worry about Jack, he gets better with age.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 06:22 PM (JYheX)

304 298 I see toe in the shadows.
Posted by: Jeebbbus at January 14, 2012 06:18 PM (K8tCa)

I think that's just a really overgrown bush.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:22 PM (niZvt)

305 Newt is a loose cannon/train wreck/self destructive.

yup.
plus, he's another academic, i.e., narcissist who thinks he is smarter than he really is. we already have one of those now.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 06:23 PM (7FadD)

306 Mrs. b left me home alone with a 30 pack of Nattie Ice. That's the best I can do.
Uh....
Well, better that Old English 800. So you got that going for you...

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:23 PM (8MCmv)

307 Brady was a 6th round pick after a college career warming the bench. Tebow was a Heisman winner and double National Champion before being a first round pick. Just saying.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 06:23 PM (uIz80)

308 "I think that's just a really overgrown bush."

95 percent of the lookers mow the bush, I know.

Posted by: Jeebbbus at January 14, 2012 06:24 PM (5Y/4j)

309 Thinking about moving to Pittsburgh. Thoughts?

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 06:24 PM (ImSXR)

310 Hell, I'm a Catholic with 7 kids and I support Santorum. What's the big problem?

(heh, I did my part to help fund social security)

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 06:25 PM (j+Izh)

311 231
Whatever they're paying Siragusa is way too much.

From all appearances, he's paid in sandwiches.
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 05:42 PM (SgLsM) I sat behind Fat Tony at a restaurant here in Baltimore when he was with the Stabbers and you could show a movie on his back. He was fat as hell. His wife was about 5'3" and 105 lbs. There's a mental picture for you...

Posted by: Hedgehog at January 14, 2012 06:25 PM (3jGS1)

312 @297 I think you mean Tom Dempsey, the old half-footed Saint's kicker w/ the first 63 yarder. Rick was a very good catcher for the Orioles back in the 80's.

Posted by: stevea28 at January 14, 2012 06:26 PM (0WVIK)

313 yup.plus, he's another academic, i.e., narcissist who thinks he is smarter than he really is. we already have one of those now.
Yeah. I'd go for ZombieChris Farley impersonating Newt before I'd vote for the real thing. Look how pathetic he has been the last couple weeks. What a clown.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:26 PM (8MCmv)

314
Thinking about moving to Pittsburgh. Thoughts?

You'll get raped.

Posted by: Big Ben at January 14, 2012 06:26 PM (JYheX)

315 Rick was a very good catcher for the Orioles back in the 80's
And another clown.....but said in a good way this time.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:27 PM (8MCmv)

316 Brady was a 6th round pick after a college career warming the bench.
Tebow was a Heisman winner and double National Champion before being a
first round pick. Just saying.

Yes, but Brady didn't survive abortion!!!!

Posted by: Theoretical Right Wing Rioter, who will spring into action if Tebow loses. at January 14, 2012 06:27 PM (SgLsM)

317 309 Thinking about moving to Pittsburgh. Thoughts?
Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 06:24 PM (ImSXR)

Why don't you just move to Scranton, and get it over with?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:29 PM (niZvt)

318 Thinking about moving to Pittsburgh. Thoughts?

Sell your bicycle.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 06:29 PM (j+Izh)

319 Theoretical Right Wing Rioter, who will spring into action if Tebow loses.

No you got it wrong, riot if Tebow Wins. Don't forget to bring a casserole.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 06:29 PM (JYheX)

320 @286 Sorry dude! No Jack, only the Makers Mark! I'll do 2 though, as a make up for being out of stock. TY!

Posted by: Errol at January 14, 2012 06:29 PM (vewos)

321
Look how pathetic he has been the last couple weeks. What a clown.

It ain't helping either that every picture of him shows that hatchet-faced helmet-head harridan he married standing beside him.

She reminds me of the nanny in The Omen.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 06:30 PM (SgLsM)

322
So are Steeler fans rooting for or against the Broncs today?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 06:31 PM (JYheX)

323
Thinking about moving to Pittsburgh. Thoughts?




4wd and automatic transmission.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 06:32 PM (SgLsM)

324 Brady was a 6th round pick after a college career warming the bench. Tebow was a Heisman winner and double National Champion before being a first round pick. Just saying.
As a lifetime Bronco fan and Denver native, let me say this.....I love Tom Brady. I lve watching all time greats perform whatever it is they do and he's one of them.
I defend him like I defend other easy targets here at AOS (Decaprio, Clooney, NBA basketball..heh), but I'll be all in for Tebow tonight, not only because I'm a Denver guy, but because it will drive the left insane. Added bonus.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:32 PM (8MCmv)

325 Jesus lovers, Tebow is the second coming. Anohter virgin performing miracles.

Posted by: Jeebbbus at January 14, 2012 06:32 PM (1B3yr)

326

Keys to the game:
BALL PROTECTION
Posted by: soothie at January 14, 2012 05:35 PM (j7IJ7)

Also the key to life in general.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 06:32 PM (GTbGH)

327 At this point, I want Newt to come in last. I'd love to see Perry and Santorum and even Huntsman edge out Newt.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 06:32 PM (i/wm2)

328 ain't helping either that every picture of him shows that hatchet-faced helmet-head harridan he married standing beside him.Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 06:30 PM (SgLsM)

Thank you. I thought it was just me. I guess she was the one he was banging while he was still married to wife #2?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 06:33 PM (AxHOT)

329 And another clown.....but said in a good way this time.

Yeah, He knew how to make a rain delay a real showtime. And he was a fiery little red-ass as a player.

Posted by: stevea28 at January 14, 2012 06:33 PM (0WVIK)

330 Raykon sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 06:33 PM (GTbGH)

331 69 Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Namenice
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 14, 2012 04:32 PM (piMMO)
Lost my handle on Monday. Little buddy passed on. (Formerly PugBoo)

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 06:33 PM (Q5fHc)

332 The more important contest of The World's Strongest Man is on ESPN2.

Posted by: President Chet Roosevelt at January 14, 2012 06:33 PM (eSpK0)

333 All sorts of NFL players believe in GOD and point to heaven in the endzone and stuff. Big deal.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 06:34 PM (i/wm2)

334 Thinking about moving to Pittsburgh. Thoughts?




4wd and automatic transmission.


Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 06:32 PM (SgLsM)
Word. There is NO flat land in Pittsburgh

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 06:34 PM (AxHOT)

335 Thinking about moving to Pittsburgh. Thoughts?

Lots of good beer there.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 06:34 PM (hO8IJ)

336 309
Thinking about moving to Pittsburgh. Thoughts?

I went to college in Pittsburgh, in the early 90's. I'm sure it has changed a bit since I've been there, but even when I was there it was definitely not the stereotype of dirty smelly industrial factory steel city any more. There are some fun places, some really awful places, but it is a decent city yeah.

When I was there, my friends who were from further east of the 'Burgh (NYC, Boston, etc.) thought of Pittsburgh as a "Midwestern town" (that's an insult, from them). But, my friends who were from further west of the 'Burgh, thought of it as an "East Coast city" (kind of an insult, but not really). So that is my take.

If you visit, you definitely have to go to Primanti Brothers. They have teh awesomest sammiches on the planet.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 06:34 PM (7FadD)

337 Oh..and GO BRONCOS!!!

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 06:35 PM (Q5fHc)

338 All sorts of NFL players believe in GOD and point to heaven in the endzone and stuff. Big deal.
Yeah, but God points back at Tebow, and nods.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 06:35 PM (GTbGH)

339
I guess she was the one he was banging while he was still married to wife #2?

Maiden name Hoover. Or Dyson.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 06:35 PM (SgLsM)

340 Money Ball.

Man oh man are those 2 boys purty.

Posted by: Jeebbbus at January 14, 2012 06:36 PM (1B3yr)

341 Ha ha. Remember, I get to rape whole herds of womenwhile you republicans are held accountable for every little flaw.

Posted by: Billy Jeff at January 14, 2012 06:36 PM (i/wm2)

342 Yeah, but God points back at Tebow, and nods.
Heh, good one!

Posted by: stevea28 at January 14, 2012 06:36 PM (0WVIK)

343 The battle for the GOP nomination is so bitter only because the stakes are so low.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 06:37 PM (j+Izh)

344 "Yeah, but God points back at Tebow, and nods.


Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 06:35 PM (GTbGH)"
Very true. He is the second coming

Posted by: Jeebbbus at January 14, 2012 06:37 PM (1B3yr)

345 Smith is lucky he wasn't pile-driven on that sack.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 06:37 PM (GTbGH)

346 ain't helping either that every picture of him shows that hatchet-faced helmet-head harridan he married standing beside him.Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 06:30 PM (SgLsM)Thank you. I thought it was just me. I guess she was the one he was banging while he was still married to wife #2?
She's the mistress who looks like witch, and he's a fat, gray haired ugly blob who turns off swpl/soccer moms just by looking at him. Yeah, I think I'll pass.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at January 14, 2012 06:38 PM (8MCmv)

347 Not to be the fart-in-Church-guy, but is anyone following GOP tweets tonight? Apparently there was booing at a Newt thing in SC, and a poll showing him in a tailspin.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 06:38 PM (Qjh0I)

348 Word. There is NO flat land in Pittsburgh

that is very true. it is very hilly. I think I read somewhere that Pittsburgh has more bridges per capita than Venice, because of all the canyons and rivers that have to be traversed.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 06:38 PM (7FadD)

349 All kidding aside, Pittsburgh is a great city. It's a mid-western city with enough East Coast 'tude to keep it interesting,

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 06:38 PM (AxHOT)

350 Sproles puts it on the ground. Crap.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 06:39 PM (GTbGH)

351 338 Toby- Yeah, but God points back at Tebow, and nods.
I can live with that.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 06:40 PM (i/wm2)

352 I remember driving thru Scranton once and there was like a huge mountain of used tires along the highway (I-84)that just stretched on and on...

I can't say I've had a particularly great impression of PA since then.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:40 PM (niZvt)

353 Another Fumble! Sprouls just dropped it! NFC South looking really sucky in playoffs this year. First Falcons, now Saints.

Posted by: stevea28 at January 14, 2012 06:40 PM (0WVIK)

354 All sorts of NFL players believe in GOD and point to heaven in the endzone and stuff. Big deal.

Yeah, but they're largely African-American, so libdouche sportswriters can't get their hate on without being raaaaacist (although they did pick around the edges of Reggie White a little). Tebow's a free shot there.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2012 06:41 PM (Lpdzt)

355 Hm. Thanks for the advice fellers.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 06:41 PM (ImSXR)

356 @Joffen: "Thinking about moving to Pittsburgh. Thoughts?"

Lived there many years. Still have family there in the city, and near-suburbs. It is a fabulous place to live.

Spend a week or two there as a visitor, and try it out. Buy a good city guide book so that you don't miss anything.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo-goo-ga-joo at January 14, 2012 06:41 PM (ybkwK)

357 Is it me, or does he happy trail go north instead of south?

Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2012 06:41 PM (xKueo)

358 Held to a FG so after all that, NO can still take the lead with a touchdown.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 06:42 PM (GTbGH)

359 Herman Cain I was a David fighting Goliath. Plan B: I am going to create an army of Davids! But instead of using a slingshot, we will use the ballot box!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 06:42 PM (Qjh0I)

360 I can hear the heavy breathing of North Koreans coming out of that bellybutton...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:43 PM (niZvt)

361 352
I remember driving thru Scranton once and there was like a huge mountain
of used tires along the highway (I-84)that just stretched on and on...

Heh - that reminds me of my introduction to Cleveland...

so when I lived in Pittsburgh, one semester I was able to score a cheap flight home, but it was out of the Cleveland airport, about 2 hrs away. So I found a guy who lived in Cleveland and convinced him to give me a ride to the airport once break started. So at the end of this drive, we are cresting the last hill before we go into the valley where Cleveland is, and the very first thing that you see once you reach the top of the hill, is this enormous slag heap.

That is the "welcome" sign for Cleveland.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 06:43 PM (7FadD)

362
I remember driving thru Scranton once and there was like a huge mountain
of used tires along the highway (I-84)that just stretched on and on...



I can't say I've had a particularly great impression of PA since then.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:40 PM (niZvt)
Czech, it's SCRANTON. The whole state isn't like that. Central PA- the James Carville "T" that he referred to as Alabama - is stunning.
My old man was from Scranton-- as a kid I used to remember going to see my grandparents. Even as a little kid I thought...."there's something 'off' with this place"

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 06:46 PM (AxHOT)

363 338
All sorts of NFL players believe in GOD and point to heaven in the endzone and stuff. Big deal.
Yeah, but God points back at Tebow, and nods.

Only because Jerry Jones (spit) took away His view of the field

Posted by: Shannow at January 14, 2012 06:47 PM (dK2K9)

364 In fairness to Scranton, the last time I drove thru (a couple of years ago) the tire heap was no longer there. The first time, with tires, was in the 1980's.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:47 PM (niZvt)

365 My old man was from Scranton-- as a kid I used to remember going to see my grandparents. Even as a little kid I thought...."there's something 'off' with this place"

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 06:46 PM (AxHOT)

Joe Biden was hatched in Scranton...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:48 PM (niZvt)

366 That's not a bellybutton, that's Star Gate SG-2.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 06:48 PM (4q5tP)

367 354 Yeah, but they're largely African-American, so libdouche sportswriters can't get their hate on without being raaaaacist
No doubt.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 06:48 PM (i/wm2)

368 Word. There is NO flat land in Pittsburgh

Yeah, sell your bicycle. And tell your kids (if you have any) that if they're bad, Santa will bring them a bicycle.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 06:48 PM (j+Izh)

369 Ho-kay, that was creepy!

I think I just saw a forked tongue flicker out of her bellybutton...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:50 PM (niZvt)

370 @368: Heh.

Posted by: Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot at January 14, 2012 06:50 PM (ImSXR)

371 I think I just saw a forked tongue flicker out of her bellybutton...
I think Kuato decided to move to more nubile digs.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 14, 2012 06:52 PM (5wQFF)

372 I remember driving thru Scranton once and there was like a huge mountain of used tires along the highway (I-84)that just stretched on and on...

so when I lived in Pittsburgh, one semester I was able to score a cheap flight home, but it was out of the Cleveland airport, about 2 hrs away. So I found a guy who lived in Cleveland and convinced him to give me a ride to the airport once break started. So at the end of this drive, we are cresting the last hill before we go into the valley where Cleveland is, and the very first thing that you see once you reach the top of the hill, is this enormous slag heap.

That is the "welcome" sign for Cleveland.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 06:43 PM (7FadD)

The tire heap is the "Welcome" sign to Akron.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 06:52 PM (j+Izh)

373 364 cool

did it burn itself up?

Posted by: phoenixgirl....rip maverick the orange dog at January 14, 2012 06:52 PM (Ho2rs)

374
About an hour away from the Goodies vs. the Hoodies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 06:53 PM (JYheX)

375 @373: I'm thinking the Scrantonites may have eaten it...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:53 PM (niZvt)

376 Word. There is NO flat land in Pittsburgh
My friend in Pittsburgh drove me down a street with a 37% grade when I visited. Scared the crap out of me.

The sidewalk is a staircase.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 06:54 PM (hO8IJ)

377 In fairness to Scranton, the last time I drove thru
(a couple of years ago) the tire heap was no longer there. The first
time, with tires, was in the 1980's.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:47 PM (niZvt)
Last time I was in Scranton was for a bachelor party for a college buddy back in the '80's. The bar closed at 2 AM. About 6 of us were waiting on the sidewalk while a buddy went to get the car.This old crackhead hooker with no teeth came up to us and said "I'll take all of you on for $50".. and proceeded ton provide a monologue on her sexual prowess. I'm thinking the Chamber of Commerce would love this

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 06:54 PM (AxHOT)

378
did it burn itself up?





Where do you think Joe Biden's hair plugs came from?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 06:54 PM (7FadD)

379 In my mind yes. I'd prefer Mittens to Newt by a mile.Hell, I'd go Santorum over Newt as well.
Newt is a loose cannon/train wreck/self destructive. Not good
qualities for an executive. That's my one line response to how I feel
about the Grinch.


ditto.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 06:54 PM (piMMO)

380 Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 06:54 PM (AxHOT)

There IS something sexy about the concept of a woman with no teeth, tis true...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:55 PM (niZvt)

381 Maybe its really a symbiot pouch and she's a female Jaffa? There are some pretty hot female Jaffa...

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 06:55 PM (7hoh2)

382 You have to be traveling at the right speed when you enter that belly button or you arrive at the wrong coordinates.
That's the reason this Broncos fan will be watching tonight's game from his recliner in Texas.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 06:56 PM (Q5fHc)

383 Whoop! whoop!

Posted by: Chris Berman at January 14, 2012 06:57 PM (j+Izh)

384 There IS something sexy about the concept of a woman with no teeth, tis true...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:55 PM (niZvt)
It isn't a bug, it's a feature!

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 06:59 PM (AxHOT)

385 It has been an absolutely delicious day.

My cardiologist would slap me.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 07:02 PM (piMMO)

386 Hey morons, I need an assist. Does anyone know where online I can watch the Pats-Broncs live and free?

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 07:02 PM (I2LwF)

387 There IS something sexy comforting about the concept of a woman with no teeth, tis true...
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 06:55 PM (niZvt)

FIFY

Posted by: Chris Berman at January 14, 2012 07:04 PM (j+Izh)

388 This is really good: Tim Tebow: Everything In Between
You can find it on youtube. It's 6 parts. Excellent documentary on him.

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 07:04 PM (WNvlG)

389 386 www.firstrow.tv

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 07:05 PM (i330i)

390 HTML close hash -FAIL!

Posted by: Chris Berman at January 14, 2012 07:05 PM (j+Izh)

391 Hm thanks!

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 07:06 PM (I2LwF)

392 The refs are really letting the CB's mug the receivers.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:06 PM (GTbGH)

393 Truman, where are you that you can't get the game?

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 07:07 PM (piMMO)

394 Which reminds me...

That cheerleader's teeth are too damn sharp!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:08 PM (niZvt)

395 Truman North: I dunno. Just google it. I found it earlier today. I just can't post links here.

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 07:08 PM (WNvlG)

396 I guess Tebow will likely lose tonight... I just hope he puts up a respectable fight.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:08 PM (niZvt)

397 If Tebow loses, what does it mean?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:09 PM (VAAtU)

398 The refs are really letting the CB's mug the receivers.

That's okay. Receivers are assholes (except for Jerry Rice.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 07:09 PM (j+Izh)

399 397 If Tebow loses, what does it mean?
Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:09 PM (VAAtU)

Mayan Apocalypse!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:09 PM (niZvt)

400 I just hope he puts up a respectable fight.

He gets my respect, win or lose.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:10 PM (piMMO)

401 397
If Tebow loses, what does it mean?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:09 PM (VAAtU)
The Christians riot either way....they've made a lot of food that they don't want to waste.

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2012 07:10 PM (X6akg)

402 Poor Tim Tebow! He does this workout that requires him to take ice baths. Brrrrrrrr!

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 07:11 PM (WNvlG)

403 Maybe satan is really in charge...

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:11 PM (VAAtU)

404 Montana to Stingley!

Posted by: I denounce myself at January 14, 2012 07:11 PM (j+Izh)

405 Maybe satan is really in charge...

Well, he did just get another National Championship for Alabama.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:12 PM (GTbGH)

406 what does it mean if tebow loses? it means the broncos season is over....and the patriots season continues....

Posted by: phoenixgirl....rip maverick the orange dog at January 14, 2012 07:12 PM (Ho2rs)

407 "The Christians riot either way....they've made a lot of food that they don't want to waste."

LOL

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:12 PM (VAAtU)

408 379 In my mind yes. I'd prefer Mittens to Newt by a mile. Hell, I'd go Santorum over Newt as well.
Newt is a loose cannon/train wreck/self destructive. Not good qualities for an executive. That's my one line response to how I feel about the Grinch.



ditto.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalists at January 14, 2012 06:54 PM (piMMO)

All things being equal I think gingrich is more conservative, more reliably conservative, and probably the smartest candidate. I am sufficiently concerned about his kamikaze tendencies that I do not think he is a good a candidate as romney.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:13 PM (loM0R)

409 If Tebow wins then he is Gods chosen one?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:14 PM (VAAtU)

410 I'm makingrisotto w/veggiesfor the upcoming Christian Riots.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 07:14 PM (i/wm2)

411 Riots? I mean, yeah, there wasn't a lockout but, what if they lose tomorrow?

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:14 PM (piMMO)

412
Just got a Facebook pic of some friends tailgatingat Gillette. They're hanging in some sort of big homemade tent with a raggedy propane stove as a heater. Thanks, but no thanks.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 07:14 PM (Qjh0I)

413 The Christians riot either way....they've made a lot of food that they don't want to waste.

My BBQ basted meatloaf is loaded in the trebuchet and ready to launch!

Posted by: I denounce myself at January 14, 2012 07:15 PM (j+Izh)

414 Word. There is NO flat land in Pittsburgh
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 06:34 PM (AxHOT)
I drove there a few times during winter to watch the Red Wings play there and it scared the piss out of me.
I'll stay in Ohio, thanks.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 07:15 PM (a28oZ)

415 Just got a Facebook pic of some friends
tailgatingat Gillette. They're hanging in some sort of big homemade
tent with a raggedy propane stove as a heater. Thanks, but no thanks.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 07:14 PM (Qjh0I)
Put up a pic of you, in front of a fire or in a cozy chair with all your munchies and alcohol around you.

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2012 07:15 PM (X6akg)

416
If Tebow loses, what does it mean?

That god's not averse to fixing a game when odds are good enough? After all, "its not personal, its just business"

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:15 PM (7hoh2)

417 "I'm making risotto w/ veggies for the upcoming Christian Riots."


Aren't they meat eaters?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:16 PM (VAAtU)

418 413 i denounce myself

launch it this a way please.....that sounds goooooood!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl....rip maverick the orange dog at January 14, 2012 07:16 PM (Ho2rs)

419 Lincolntf yeah I agree. If I'm not on the field I want to be in a warm dry place and in close proximity to beer and sammiches.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 14, 2012 07:16 PM (/izg2)

420 Maybe satan is really in charge...

Holding up his end of his contract with Bill Belichick.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 07:17 PM (hO8IJ)

421 are cheerleaders and flight attendants selected from the same list these days? that girl cold just as easily be snarling at me about my carry on as stomping around on the sidelines and grazing on the field.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:17 PM (loM0R)

422 Piss off, hutt.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:17 PM (GTbGH)

423 All things being equal I think gingrich is more conservative, more reliably conservative, and probably the smartest candidate.

I dunno. Knowledge does not equal wisdom nor, necessarily, smarts. Smart men do not make the kind of mistakes he makes. His mistakes are due to a lack of good judgment and, perhaps, a lack of self-control.

I always wonder if he, as president, would become so single-mindedly focused on fucking anyone who says no to him that he would forget to govern.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:17 PM (piMMO)

424 This Natty Ice sure make my socks stink.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 07:17 PM (j+Izh)

425 Time for the Saints to do some voodoo.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 07:18 PM (i330i)

426 Is Tebow a virgin? Did he recently say that?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:19 PM (VAAtU)

427 38
She's babe-a-licious!

She also looks like she's about 5 feet tall.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 04:18 PM (a28oZ)

she is rearing up on her hind legs in the photo, whe is normally much shorter.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (loM0R)

428 417 Mixed. But the dish is vegetarian-friendly in case any hippies shows up.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (i/wm2)

429 Colston just missed that.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (GTbGH)

430 In preparation for the Christian riots, I made probably the best pot roast of my cooking life. Too bad for the riots, my husband and [skinny] daughter ensured there are no leftovers. Guess I will have to get some iceberg lettuce and hothouse tomatoes with Russian dressing....

Posted by: museisluse at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (+P7KR)

431
I will be rooting for the New England Infidels this evening, but would like to make the observation that Tim Tebow's girlfriend slices like a fucking hammer.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (SgLsM)

432 Well I'm home on plenty of time for the 4th quarter and then G-D's game

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (eCnLg)

433 Tami
Good idea. I'll wait to take the pic until I have a cat asleep in my lap, to give that extra homey feel.
(Of course they'll all be s-faced so it doesn't matter what I post.)

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (Qjh0I)

434 It was TD all the way.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (GTbGH)

435 Is Tebow a virgin? Did he recently say that?

He is waiting until marriage.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (piMMO)

436 Tebow is saving himself for marriage. So he said a couple years ago.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 14, 2012 07:21 PM (/izg2)

437 Is Tebow a virgin? Did he recently say that?
Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:19 PM (VAAtU)

I couldn't care less about his sex life, unless of course he was going out with one of my daughters

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:21 PM (eCnLg)

438 I agree, no matter how cute the girl, she better be over 5'3" or so.

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:21 PM (VAAtU)

439 He is waiting until marriage.

The libs hate that. Some Orlando radio station had a raunchy show about how to tempt him.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 07:22 PM (i330i)

440 426 Is Tebow a virgin? Did he recently say that?
Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:19 PM (VAAtU)

You must be thinking of Brooke Shields.

An understandable error, considering her eyebrows...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:22 PM (niZvt)

441 Could one of you receivers catch the ball or run a proper route?

And another thing, great D may win games, but O puts butts in the seats.

Third Q sucked.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 07:23 PM (Onw8c)

442
I am willing to bet that Tebow's definition of "virginity" is somewhat out of the mainstream, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 07:23 PM (SgLsM)

443
Just to be sure of a Broncos win I am going to go open the first seal. "White horse" "Bow" Come on!

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 07:24 PM (Q5fHc)

444 438 I agree, no matter how cute the girl, she better be over 5'3" or so.
Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:21 PM (VAAtU)

Shorties can be cuties... I married one.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:24 PM (niZvt)

445 I will be rooting for the New England Infidels this evening, but would like to make the observation that Tim Tebow's girlfriend slices like a fucking hammer.

Not his girlfriend, but she is gorgeous.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:24 PM (piMMO)

446 She's babe-a-licious!

She also looks like she's about 5 feet tall.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 04:18 PM (a28oZ)

she is rearing up on her hind legs in the photo, whe is normally much shorter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (loM0R

To each his own.

For me? 2'10', big ears, flat head,...

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 07:24 PM (j+Izh)

447 I always wonder if he, as president, would become so single-mindedly
focused on fucking anyone who says no to him that he would forget to
govern.

That wouldn't be so different than Obama.

At least Newt knows how to talk without a teleprompter and can be mildly entertaining when he crushes some ignorant toad into the dirt with all those big fancy words.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:25 PM (7hoh2)

448 Stone fingers, the lot of them.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 07:26 PM (Onw8c)

449 423 All things being equal I think gingrich is more conservative, more reliably conservative, and probably the smartest candidate.

I dunno. Knowledge does not equal wisdom nor, necessarily, smarts. Smart men do not make the kind of mistakes he makes. His mistakes are due to a lack of good judgment and, perhaps, a lack of self-control.

I always wonder if he, as president, would become so single-mindedly focused on fucking anyone who says no to him that he would forget to govern.
Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:17 PM (piMMO)

I am not really willing to argue hard for anyone on the conservative side, though I will vote for them.

I do think he is smart and has some control issues.
I think his strong point is guerilla action, which is why he did well in the house as a member of the minority party and not as well as a member of the majority party. I think your concern that his inclination to seek revenge may be a liability from the governance standpoint - I do wish he could find a way to employ it to serve the party at this time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:26 PM (loM0R)

450 Donde esta El Ace??

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 07:26 PM (WNvlG)

451 Tebow is saving himself for marriage. So he said a couple years ago.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 14, 2012 07:21 PM (/izg2)
Yeah but I bet he beats his dick like a certainItalian registered mega-cruiser runs into an island... okay that's reaching a bit.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 07:27 PM (a28oZ)

452 I couldn't care less about his sex life, unless of course he was going out with one of my daughters

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:21 PM (eCnLg)
My method? The first time you meet a young man, be sure to be sitting at the kitchen table cleaning a firearm. The next date, be there cleaning another firearm. (I prefer a semi-automatic for the first visit, and then a pump action shotgun for the second. Make sure you "pump" it in front of him, That sound is unmistakable) Makes 'em think

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:27 PM (AxHOT)

453 To each his own.

For me? 2'10', big ears, flat head,...
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 07:24 PM (j+Izh)

You're describing a very scared dachshund.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:27 PM (niZvt)

454
Well, last time I checked she was, anyway.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 07:28 PM (SgLsM)

455 450 Donde esta El Ace??
Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 07:26 PM (WNvlG)

Attending a Rick Perry prayer vigil?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:28 PM (niZvt)

456 "Yeah but I bet he beats his dick like a certainItalian registered
mega-cruiser runs into an island... okay that's reaching a bit."

That ain't true! That cruise ship is registered in Cyprus!!!

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 07:28 PM (k2quT)

457 I am willing to bet that Tebow's definition of "virginity" is somewhat out of the mainstream, IYKWIMAITYD.

I'd be willing to bet it's not.

I dated a guy, the youngest of seven boys. Four of them were virgins when they married. All graduated from college, FSU and FL, and all were really cool guys, they just had very firm beliefs. Two of them were near their forties before they were married. The younger of the four was a Lt.Col. before he was married.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:28 PM (piMMO)

458 I am willing to bet that Tebow's definition of "virginity" is somewhat out of the mainstream, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 07:23 PM (SgLsM)

It ain't immoral if it's oral. And there's no relations without penetrations.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2012 07:29 PM (j+Izh)

459 There's apparently a lot of young women who do only blow jobs and anal so they can medically claim they're virgins. I wonder, do the guys on the receiving end get to make the same virginal claims if they never hit the glory hole??

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:29 PM (7hoh2)

460 My method? The first time you meet a young man, be sure to be sitting at the kitchen table cleaning a firearm. The next date, be there cleaning another firearm. (I prefer a semi-automatic for the first visit, and then a pump action shotgun for the second. Make sure you "pump" it in front of him, That sound is unmistakable) Makes 'em think

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:27 PM (AxHOT)

I try to be in Uniform the first time I meet them. The Cammies work best

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:29 PM (eCnLg)

461 The NO O-line is being eaten alive. Beaten, eaten, flogged and dogged.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:30 PM (GTbGH)

462 Niner's D line is killing the Taints.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 07:30 PM (Onw8c)

463 446 She's babe-a-licious!

She also looks like she's about 5 feet tall.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 04:18 PM (a28oZ)

she is rearing up on her hind legs in the photo, whe is normally much shorter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (loM0R

To each his own.

For me? 2'10', big ears, flat head,...
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 07:24 PM (j+Izh)

I have to agree with the shorter is better school. I am not sure what the benefit of a girl over 5'5" is. In an emergency situation you may need to carry her and all of that extra weight is only going to slow you down.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:30 PM (loM0R)

464 459 There's apparently a lot of young women who do only blow jobs and anal so they can medically claim they're virgins.

Go on...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:31 PM (niZvt)

465 Brees on his kees (ster)!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 07:31 PM (j+Izh)

466 Games are won by a strong 4th quarter pass rush --Bill Walsh

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2012 07:32 PM (xm1A1)

467 59 There's apparently a lot of young women who do only blow jobs and anal so they can medically claim they're virgins.





What is this of which you speak?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:32 PM (AxHOT)

468 she is rearing up on her hind legs in the photo, whe is normally much shorter.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:20 PM (loM0R

To each his own.

For me? 2'10', big ears, flat head,...
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 07:24 PM (j+Izh)

i was only typing that to be mean.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:33 PM (loM0R)

469 dang it. I really want to see the saints win.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 07:33 PM (i/wm2)

470 GORE!

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 07:33 PM (Onw8c)

471 Go on...

I think this practice is somewhat prevalent in oriental and arab cultures where some "certification" of "virginity" may be asked for prior to getting hitched.

There's also apparently a brisk business in transplanting sheep hymens so women who wouldn't otherwise pass the examination, can.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:33 PM (7hoh2)

472 If Tebow wins, and since hes a virgin is that a sign of the second coming?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:33 PM (VAAtU)

473 I have to agree with the shorter is better school. I am not sure what the benefit of a girl over 5'5" is. In an emergency situation you may need to carry her and all of that extra weight is only going to slow you down.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:30 PM (loM0R)

In terms of the Karma Sutra, anything over 115 lbs can kill your back if you do the Standing Crane with her...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:34 PM (niZvt)

474 459 There's apparently a lot of young women who do only blow jobs and anal so they can medically claim they're virgins.



Link????

Email address? Phone number? Pony Express stop number?


Posted by: NC Ref at January 14, 2012 07:34 PM (/izg2)

475 456 "Yeah but I bet he beats his dick like a certain Italian registered mega-cruiser runs into an island... okay that's reaching a bit."

That ain't true! That cruise ship is registered in Cyprus!!!
Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 07:28 PM (k2quT)

he was beatin' it like it owed him money.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:34 PM (loM0R)

476 For me? 2'10', big ears, flat head,...

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 07:24 PM (j+Izh)


To rest your beer on, right?


Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:35 PM (AxHOT)

477 Frank Gore is a monster.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2012 07:35 PM (xm1A1)

478 It ain't immoral if it's oral. And there's no relations without penetrations.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2012 07:29 PM (j+Izh)
That's what I'm sayin, n****!
Who says white people can't dance?

Posted by: The Right Reverend Jeremiah Wright at January 14, 2012 07:35 PM (a28oZ)

479 horny men all married to super models. Go figure.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 07:36 PM (i/wm2)

480 So, after all that, a TD by NO will still win the game.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:36 PM (GTbGH)

481 Fk, sometimes this site is funny

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:36 PM (VAAtU)

482 Did you just check the game on your phone?

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:36 PM (GTbGH)

483 Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser.

Posted by: Tom Landry at January 14, 2012 07:37 PM (j+Izh)

484 If Tebow wins, and since hes a virgin is that a sign of the second coming?

It means I'm getting down with the Holy Spirit!

Posted by: Timmay! Tebow at January 14, 2012 07:37 PM (SgLsM)

485 In terms of the Karma Sutra, anything over 115 lbs can kill your back if you do the Standing Crane with her...
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:34 PM (niZvt)

that and the fact that there is a pretty direct relation to cute and temper so there is no point in marrying a cute girl who is your physical equal since she has better odds of leaving a mark the next time she loses her temper. no one wants to be a buy crying on cops while his wife gets hauled off to the gaol for spousal battery.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:37 PM (loM0R)

486 There's also apparently a brisk business in
transplanting sheep hymens so women who wouldn't otherwise pass the
examination, can.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:33 PM (7hoh2)
1. That is profoundly disturbing2. I didn't know sheep had hymens3. That is profoundly disturbing

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:37 PM (AxHOT)

487 Did you just check the game on your phone?
Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:36 PM (GTbGH)


The girl in that commercial is also the type who thinks when you say you will not come, you mean it

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:37 PM (eCnLg)

488 @471:

So let me get this straight...

Hawt chicks are out there doing anal like perverted kangaroos, but the moment you marry one they hang the Exit Only shingle out??

WTF???!!!!!! X:

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:37 PM (niZvt)

489 For me? 2'10', big ears, flat head,...

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 07:24 PM (j+Izh)

To rest your beer on, right?
Lex and Terry had a guy on the air about ten years ago who was the owner of a blow-up doll company. They asked him his best-selling model and he said it was about three feet tall, without arms or legs, and a koozie in the top of its head.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:38 PM (piMMO)

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:38 PM (niZvt)

491 476 For me? 2'10', big ears, flat head,...
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 07:24 PM (j+Izh)

To rest your beer on, right?
Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:35 PM (AxHOT)

we got in a lot of trouble for making snow sculptures that had a beer can holder on them in college.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:39 PM (loM0R)

492
My dog at my diaphragm once.

Posted by: Sheep Hymen Recipient at January 14, 2012 07:39 PM (SgLsM)

493 "459 There's apparently a lot of young women who do only blow jobs and anal so they can medically claim they're virgins."The technical term is "Italians".

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 07:39 PM (Qjh0I)

494 The San Fran D is on meth.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:39 PM (GTbGH)

495 Tebow and Mandy Moore. That would be cute.

How old is she now?

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:39 PM (piMMO)

496
Ate, that is.

Posted by: Sheep Hymen Recipient at January 14, 2012 07:39 PM (SgLsM)

497 Yes. I know she's married.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:39 PM (piMMO)

498 It ain't immoral if it's oral. And there's no relations without penetrations.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2012 07:29 PM (j+Izh)
Eatin' ain't Cheatin'

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:39 PM (AxHOT)

499 479 horny men all married to super models. Go figure.
Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 07:36 PM (i/wm2)

It's a burden.

But I rise to it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:40 PM (niZvt)

500 493 "459 There's apparently a lot of young women who do only blow jobs and anal so they can medically claim they're virgins."

The technical term is "Italians".

and they always use that I am a virgin excuse instead of just admitting I am a dirty, dirty, girl.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:41 PM (loM0R)

501 Somebody wake Baron Samedi up.

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 14, 2012 07:41 PM (5wQFF)

502 First down Saints.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 07:41 PM (i330i)

503 498 "It ain't immoral if it's oral. And there's no relations without penetrations."
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2012 07:29 PM (j+Izh)

Eatin' ain't Cheatin'

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:39 PM (AxHOT)

It ain't kosher unless I bless it and takes pics.

Posted by: Some Rabbi at January 14, 2012 07:41 PM (niZvt)

504 This is a good game

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:41 PM (eCnLg)

505 Niners have got to work on the offense in the off season. They will never win the big game with 3 and out, 3 and out.

Still, I'm happy with them this year. Next year, they won't be sneaking up on anyone.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 07:41 PM (Rge2x)

506 How old is she now?
Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:39 PM (piMMO)
I don't know but she was funny on Scrubs.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 07:42 PM (a28oZ)

507 "It means I'm getting down with the Holy Spirit!"


You realize, once you blasphemy the Holy Spirit you will never be forgiven (again)?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:42 PM (VAAtU)

508
I emailed Tim my picture, but for some reason he hasn't called back.

Posted by: Mandy Moore at January 14, 2012 07:42 PM (SgLsM)

509 I don't know but she was funny on Scrubs.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 07:42 PM (a28oZ)

We all tend to be funnier in our scrubs because it hangs looser

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:43 PM (eCnLg)

510 4 down territory now

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:43 PM (GTbGH)

511 @508: Good Lord, that's Mandy today?

Looks like she's wearing granny panties up to her clavicle...

Posted by: Some Rabbi at January 14, 2012 07:43 PM (niZvt)

512 off, rabbi sock

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:43 PM (niZvt)

513 The tip still doesn't count, right?

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 07:43 PM (dWuuB)

514 It's good to see at least one NFL team knows how to tackle.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 07:44 PM (Onw8c)

515 Mena suvari is getting divorced. blonde, short, cute.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 07:44 PM (loM0R)

516 And just like that ...

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:44 PM (GTbGH)

517 Great play

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:44 PM (eCnLg)

518 It's not cheating unless you bruise the cervix.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 07:44 PM (I2LwF)

519 yippee

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 07:44 PM (i/wm2)

520
Bitchin'!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 14, 2012 07:45 PM (TkGkA)

521 You know you got yourself a hot Jewish gal if she's got a "Pareve" tramp stamp.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:45 PM (niZvt)

522 WHO DAT think they gonna beat my Saints!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 07:45 PM (i330i)

523 Well, f*ck me...

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 07:45 PM (k2quT)

524 4 minutes, arg

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 07:45 PM (GTbGH)

525 Who thought this would be a great game at the end of the first quarter?\

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:45 PM (AxHOT)

526 "512 off, rabbi sock"


Its true. Are you frightened?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:46 PM (VAAtU)

527 513 The tip still doesn't count, right?
Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 07:43 PM (dWuuB)

Depends.

Used to be 10 percent didn't. Then it became 15 percent.

Some people do 20 percent now.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:46 PM (niZvt)

528 Nuts. Had to happen. Niners just could not get to a big lead.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 07:46 PM (Onw8c)

529 That's not Mandy Moore, that's some homeless person, right? right?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:46 PM (7hoh2)

530 You know you got yourself a hot Jewish gal if she's got a "Pareve" tramp stamp.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:45 PM (niZvt)
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there

Posted by: Larry the cable guy at January 14, 2012 07:47 PM (AxHOT)

531
Does knowing Tom Teebow count?

Posted by: Jenna Jameson at January 14, 2012 07:47 PM (TkGkA)

532 Niners just could not get to a big lead.
Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 07:46 PM (Onw8c)


Ya mean other than 17-0?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:47 PM (eCnLg)

533
I emailed Tim my picture, but for some reason he hasn't called back.

Same here.

Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at January 14, 2012 07:47 PM (SgLsM)

534 Montana to Idaho!

(It was a short trip.)

Posted by: Tom Landry at January 14, 2012 07:47 PM (j+Izh)

535 You know you got yourself a hot Jewish gal if she's got a "Pareve" tramp stamp.
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:45 PM (niZvt)


Ya do know that is a contradiction?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:47 PM (eCnLg)

536 Don't get too close to tha belly button!!! It's very dangerous!

Posted by: Black Hole at January 14, 2012 07:48 PM (Q5fHc)

537 There are hot Jewish gals?

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 07:48 PM (I2LwF)

538 Why is it so dead in SF? I mean a field goal and they win?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:49 PM (eCnLg)

539
There are hot Jewish gals?

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 07:48 PM (I2LwF)
Thanks Truman.

Posted by: Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz at January 14, 2012 07:49 PM (TkGkA)

540 Ouch. You got me good.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 07:49 PM (Onw8c)

541 Same here.
Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at January 14, 2012 07:47 PM (SgLsM)

You could have spared us that, you know. Ben Stein's severed foreskin's aged better than she has...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:49 PM (niZvt)

542 Has anyone ever seen Josh McDaniels and Joran van der Sloot together? hmmm...

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 07:49 PM (I2LwF)

543
Saints might want to use some time outs here soon.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 07:50 PM (JYheX)

544 Thanks Truman.


Posted by: Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz at January 14, 2012 07:49 PM (TkGkA)
What's with that broad's hair, anyway?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:50 PM (AxHOT)

545 I emailed Tim my picture, but for some reason he hasn't called back.


Try again!

Then again, she may have to get in line behind this cutie-pie.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:50 PM (piMMO)

546 Mena suvari is getting divorced.

I'm perfectly willing to be her rebound.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:50 PM (7hoh2)

547
Ben Stein's severed foreskin's aged better than she has...

I know...I apologize. I just couldn't resist.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 07:51 PM (SgLsM)

548 "537 There are hot Jewish gals?"


Yes, they are smart and skinny.

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:51 PM (O0coG)

549 Same here.

Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at January 14, 2012 07:47 PM (SgLsM)

Geez! I've dispatched Czech truck drivers who were more feminine than she.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:52 PM (piMMO)

550 Horrifying end to this game.
Bring the heart paddles!

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 07:52 PM (Rge2x)

551 Even I can count to twelve. WTF.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 07:52 PM (Onw8c)

552 Aw sorry. The two Jewish girls I've tagged had the consistency and sex appeal of two cold bony fish tied together with twine.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 07:53 PM (I2LwF)

553 Um, do the leftovers of a Jewish circumcision go to Foreskin Heaven?

How are they disposed of? Dare I ask??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:53 PM (niZvt)

554 Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at January 14, 2012 07:47 PM (SgLsM)

All is answered as to why none of her kids live with her.

Posted by: madamex at January 14, 2012 07:53 PM (5+Fw+)

555 Omg!

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 07:53 PM (Rge2x)

556 Sumbitch! There goes my fantasy season!

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 07:53 PM (piMMO)

557 Oh, hells yes!

Posted by: navybrat at January 14, 2012 07:53 PM (k2quT)

558 dang.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 07:53 PM (i/wm2)

559
may have scored to early.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 07:54 PM (JYheX)

560 Can't anybody here play this game?

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 14, 2012 07:54 PM (UESfc)

561 "537 There are hot Jewish gals?"


Yes, they are smart and skinny.

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:51 PM (O0coG)
There certainly are. Scalding.. Although they tend to be like a lot of Asian women -- short shelf life

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:54 PM (AxHOT)

562 Wow.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 07:54 PM (Qjh0I)

563 Well, OK then. Two point time?

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 07:54 PM (Onw8c)

564 How 'bout them Raiders? Eh?

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2012 07:54 PM (3raPN)

565 2 critical breakdowns in a row. One by each team
Not exactly Championship caliber

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 07:54 PM (ZJCDy)

566
Right on! They didn't expect Smith to run!

Posted by: concrete girl at January 14, 2012 07:54 PM (9StRq)

567 Doctor: You have 6 months to live.

Patient: My god, what should I do?

Doc: If I were you, I'd marry a nice Jewish girl and move to Cleveland.

Patient: But what good would that do?

Doc: Believe me; that 6 months will seem like 6 years!

Posted by: Tom Landry at January 14, 2012 07:55 PM (j+Izh)

568 552
Aw sorry. The two Jewish girls I've tagged had the consistency and sex appeal of two cold bony fish tied together with twine.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 07:53 PM (I2LwF)

If you rub them the right way, they get the consistency of Gefilte Fish, IYKWIM.

Why do you think so many Jewish guys buy that shit?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:55 PM (niZvt)

569 Merde.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 07:55 PM (i330i)

570 I don't have a dog in this fight. great game

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 07:55 PM (AxHOT)

571 2 points, lord?

Is that too greedy to ask? Probably.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 07:55 PM (Rge2x)

572 The 'niners are inspired! I thought this was going to be a boring game and the evening one was going to be the interesting match.

Posted by: museisluse at January 14, 2012 07:55 PM (+P7KR)

573 Although they tend to be like a lot of Asian women -- short shelf life

And high maintenance.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:56 PM (7hoh2)

574 Montana to Montana!

Posted by: Montana bureau of Tourism and Trade at January 14, 2012 07:56 PM (j+Izh)

575
545

I suggest you try again, my friend. Use google this time, and you'll find that time has not been kind to Miss Moore.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 07:56 PM (SgLsM)

576 An awful lot of time left

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:57 PM (eCnLg)

577 Alex Smith? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 14, 2012 07:57 PM (Onw8c)

578 573 Although they tend to be like a lot of Asian women -- short shelf life

And high maintenance.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:56 PM (7hoh2)

Yup, they take a lickin' to keep on tickin'.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 07:57 PM (niZvt)

579 I'm perfectly willing to be her rebound.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:50 PM (7hoh2)
She's cute but she looks like she's already into the needle. Those dark bags under her eyes aren't make-up.
Mandy Moore is better for you.
You might have to fight us tho.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 07:57 PM (a28oZ)

580 you'll find that time has not been kind to Miss Moore.

I doubt time did that. Looks more like JD and a mountain of blow.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:58 PM (7hoh2)

581 I knew it. My guys can't ev-vuh score 30 points.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 07:58 PM (Rge2x)

582 Wow

ACE

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 07:58 PM (O0coG)

583
Wait, this Smith guy gets 7 years to be good, but Tebow has to be perfect in year 2?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 07:58 PM (JYheX)

584 Any of you Morons or Moronettes fly in or out of Denver lately and see that huge hideousstatue of a blue stallion withglowing red eyes? Looks evil. When the artist completed it or was almost done it fell on him and killed him.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 07:59 PM (Q5fHc)

585 I'm thinking that the Niners might regret scoring that TD instead of milking the clock and kicking the FG.

Posted by: CDR M at January 14, 2012 07:59 PM (JSetw)

586 Stick be rockin!

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 07:59 PM (Rge2x)

587 Wait, this Smith guy gets 7 years to be good, but Tebow has to be perfect in year 2?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 07:58 PM (JYheX)


G-D works on mysterious ways my son

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 07:59 PM (eCnLg)

588 I suggest you try again, my friend. Use google this time, and you'll find that time has not been kind to Miss Moore.
This little gal had a couple of rough years too but completely rebounded.

She would also be cute with Tebow.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:00 PM (piMMO)

589 Special Teams, bay bee.

They are hot.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 08:00 PM (Onw8c)

590 Niners don't have much life left in this season. Let the Saints play.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 08:00 PM (i330i)

591 "perfect in year 2?" LOL

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:00 PM (O0coG)

592 Mandy Moore is better for you.

I'd take a 70 year old Cher over Mandy Moore

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 08:00 PM (7hoh2)

593 There's also apparently a brisk business in
transplanting sheep hymens so women who wouldn't otherwise pass the
examination, can.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:33 PM (7hoh2)
It is hard to find virgin sheep in most islamic countries, so I wonder where they import them from.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 14, 2012 08:01 PM (i3+c5)

594 Tattoo, neither team playing' is going into Lambeau and winning.

No way.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 08:01 PM (Rge2x)

595 Loan me a fingernail!!

Posted by: Errol at January 14, 2012 08:01 PM (vewos)

596 I think it would be fun to bump Jennifer Love Hewitt's head against the bed board until she saw ghosts looking to ask her for personal grooming advice.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:01 PM (niZvt)

597
Oh yeah...Jennifer Love Hewitt is smokin'!

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:02 PM (SgLsM)

598 JLH? Ummm...OK.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 08:02 PM (7hoh2)

599 546 Mena suvari is getting divorced.

I'm perfectly willing to be her rebound.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:50 PM (7hoh2)

I will pass that on . Another piece of information I have come to have and am ashamed to admit, jlo is giving her current boytoy an allowance of 10k a week.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:02 PM (loM0R)

600 LogCabin, at least it'll bum out Obama supporters.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 08:02 PM (i330i)

601 593 There's also apparently a brisk business in transplanting sheep hymens so women who wouldn't otherwise pass the examination, can.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 07:33 PM (7hoh2)

I thought they substituted latex Trojan brand hymen for those?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:02 PM (niZvt)

602 going into Lambeau Lambert and winning.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 08:01 PM (Rge2x)

Posted by: John Kerry, D-Masshole at January 14, 2012 08:03 PM (TkGkA)

603 I'm thinking that the Niners might regret scoring that TD instead of milking the clock and kicking the FG.

I hope so.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:03 PM (piMMO)

604 Damnit!

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2012 08:03 PM (X6akg)

605 I saw JLH on something recently.
She had a 55 gallon can.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 08:03 PM (ZJCDy)

606 Dayum

Posted by: Okie Tea Partierer at January 14, 2012 08:03 PM (mI7NE)

607 Actually Hannah Giles the conservative girl in O'keefe's documentaries

Holy crap

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:03 PM (eCnLg)

608 L! O! L!

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 14, 2012 08:03 PM (UESfc)

609
This is a freaking awesome game!

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:04 PM (SgLsM)

610 485
Everybody in Denver hates that damn horse. It's so hideous.
oh and yippee!!!!

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 08:04 PM (i/wm2)

611 Someone nuke raykon's idiotic ramblings.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 08:04 PM (GULKT)

612 I'd take a 70 year old Cher over Mandy Moore
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 08:00 PM (7hoh2)
Now you're just being obstinate.

Posted by: ErikW at January 14, 2012 08:04 PM (a28oZ)

613 597
Oh yeah...Jennifer Love Hewitt is smokin'!
Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:02 PM (SgLsM)

Man, you're out to shatter ALL our illusions, aren't ya, you bastard?

She looks like a friggin' WalMart service counter girl in that pic.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:04 PM (niZvt)

614 Like I said, the Niners are gonna regret not killing the clock and kicking the FG.

Posted by: CDR M at January 14, 2012 08:04 PM (BuYeH)

615 And the heart, it is now broken.

Agh! Brees is Satan.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 08:04 PM (Rge2x)

616 Yikes. D-fail.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2012 08:04 PM (3raPN)

617 TD Saints! Great game.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 08:04 PM (i330i)

618 This is a great game

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:04 PM (eCnLg)

619 That's what I was ascared of.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 08:05 PM (Onw8c)

620 Holy cow!

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:05 PM (piMMO)

621 It is hard to find virgin sheep in most islamic countries, so I wonder where they import them from.

Certainly not Scotland.

Why do Scots wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zippers.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:05 PM (j+Izh)

622 OH MY!

Posted by: YIKES! at January 14, 2012 08:06 PM (oBLPv)

623 I'm switching to the other game.
This one's gonna be all TO's and foul shots the rest of the way.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 08:06 PM (ZJCDy)

624
Czech, bubbeleh, IYWYDLS is an OLD movie.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:06 PM (SgLsM)

625 jlo is giving her current boytoy an allowance of 10k a week.

How do I meet her? I'm willing to be a boy toy for half that, and I'm sure I'm more versatile around the house than whatever incompetent she's with now. For $5K/wk I do windows, vacuum, cook, and hand wash unmentionable dainty things.

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 08:06 PM (7hoh2)

626 She looks like a friggin' WalMart service counter girl in that pic.
On any given day, anyone can look like a Walmart clerk.



So, OT?

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:06 PM (piMMO)

627 612 I'd take a 70 year old Cher over Mandy Moore
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 08:00 PM (7hoh2)

Really?

I picked the tree.

Posted by: Zombie Sonny Bono at January 14, 2012 08:06 PM (niZvt)

628 I don't think they will start the other game till this one ends

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:07 PM (eCnLg)

629 Anyone in KC Missouri? A friend's daughter was just (safely) evacuated from a mall after a shooting.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 08:07 PM (Qjh0I)

630 Montana to...

Canada?

shit, I give up.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:07 PM (j+Izh)

631 IYWYDLS, wodeshed?? Define, please...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:08 PM (niZvt)

632 Holy shit, FG territory!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 08:09 PM (Qjh0I)

633 My cable just blinked for a minute and I almost had a stroke!

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:09 PM (piMMO)

634 Heavens.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 08:09 PM (i/wm2)

635 621 It is hard to find virgin sheep in most islamic countries, so I wonder where they import them from.

Certainly not Scotland.

Why do Scots wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zippers.
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:05 PM (j+Izh)

I always find it amusing when they talk about the reward of 72 virgins. given the high rate of illiteracy and the generally poor state of education in must islamic nations I think that most of those guys showing up to collect their 72 virgins are going to be sorry they were unable to read the small print when they find out their virgins are sheep.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:09 PM (loM0R)

636 Seriously, I think I'm having a coronary!

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 08:09 PM (Rge2x)

637 so saints scored too early too.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 08:09 PM (JYheX)

638 633 Same here.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 08:10 PM (i/wm2)

639 My cable just blinked for a minute and I almost had a stroke!
Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:09 PM (piMMO)

mine to, I thought earth quake

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:10 PM (eCnLg)

640 If CoolCzech is expecting to see skin from the Pats Cheerleaders he may as well pack it in.
It's 3 above here. I'm a little further north but it's gonna be chilly for sure.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 08:10 PM (ZJCDy)

641 Holy SHIT!

Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2012 08:10 PM (X6akg)

642 TD 9ers

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 08:10 PM (GTbGH)

643 What. A. Game.

Posted by: CDR M at January 14, 2012 08:10 PM (y67bA)

644 Boom!

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 08:10 PM (Qjh0I)

645 TD SF!

Posted by: YIKES! at January 14, 2012 08:10 PM (oBLPv)

646 Unbelievable game!

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (piMMO)

647 Montana to...

Canada?

shit, I give up.
Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:07 PM (j+Izh)

Wait, if we do that, then they'll probably want us to take the French...


I'm so confused!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (j+Izh)

648 WTF?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (i330i)

649
I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (SgLsM)

650 640 If CoolCzech is expecting to see skin from the Pats Cheerleaders he may as well pack it in.
It's 3 above here.

Sounds nipply...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (niZvt)

651 Well. Well. Well.

Never saw that coming!

Niners answer back, bitches!

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (Rge2x)

652 Who dat?

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (GTbGH)

653 wow-- great game--shitty defense at the end but great game

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (eCnLg)

654 wow, so Smithmania?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (JYheX)

655 Four lead changes in the last 3:53!

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (UESfc)

656 Holy shit!!! WOW!

Posted by: Jarhall40@gmail.com at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (pbKln)

657 Top that, Brees! You have nine seconds.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 08:11 PM (Onw8c)

658
Call Me the Breeze - Lynyrd Skynyrd

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 14, 2012 08:12 PM (TkGkA)

659
This game is fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:12 PM (SgLsM)

660 Holy frakking shit!

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 08:12 PM (dWuuB)

661 What is this? Let's mimic the Dallas Cowboys' Secondary Day?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 14, 2012 08:12 PM (eHIJJ)

662 My cable just blinked for a minute and I almost had a stroke!

I think that was a problem with FOX--our over-the-air blinked, too.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 08:12 PM (hO8IJ)

663 This game's as good as last week's Denver/Pittsburgh Tebow game of the week.



My big concern now is that the rest of the playoffs will be a letdown after those two games.

Posted by: Looking Glass at January 14, 2012 08:12 PM (UESfc)

664 625 jlo is giving her current boytoy an allowance of 10k a week.

How do I meet her? I'm willing to be a boy toy for half that, and I'm sure I'm more versatile around the house than whatever incompetent she's with now. For $5K/wk I do windows, vacuum, cook, and hand wash unmentionable dainty things.
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 08:06 PM (7hoh2)

apparently she expects him to spend the lion share on gifts for her and her kids. besides, what would you do with 10k a week if you were getting it from your girlfriend? if you have filthy rich girlfriend who is paying for everything you may as well hand in your mancard and give up.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:12 PM (loM0R)

665 Finally!

Montana to Rice!!11!1eleventy!!1

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:13 PM (j+Izh)

666 aw.Actually, SF deserve to win this game. They were great today.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 08:13 PM (i/wm2)

667 Top that, Brees! You have nine seconds.
Shit, Sproles could run back the kickoff.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 08:13 PM (hO8IJ)

668
I'm on DirecTV, and we had the blink too, so it must have been a network phenomenon.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:13 PM (SgLsM)

669 did both teams just pull their goalies?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:13 PM (loM0R)

670 Where's the update with the AFC pom-pom hottie?

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2012 08:14 PM (3raPN)

671 5 turnovers are killer

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 08:14 PM (GTbGH)

672 664 625 jlo is giving her current boytoy an allowance of 10k a week.

Isn't that called, "Prostitution"?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:14 PM (niZvt)

673 if you have filthy rich girlfriend who is paying for everything you may as well hand in your mancard and give up.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:12 PM (loM0R)

Nah. He's just taking one for the team.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 08:14 PM (dWuuB)

674 You guys still kicking this dead cat? We need a new thread to discuss the Mike Huckleberry Debate.

Actually I watched the last one he haeld and it was 10x then anything the media had done. So far some woman asked him about what he could do about the housing market and he actually gave a fantastic answer. He didn't want to go back to the days of easy credit but went threough the list of regulations, Frank/Dodd, etc

Posted by: TaiwanJoe at January 14, 2012 08:14 PM (BVWfq)

675 That might be the shittiest stadium layout I've ever seen.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:14 PM (piMMO)

676 RIOT RIOT RIOTRIOT RIOT

Oh wait wrong quarterback.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 14, 2012 08:15 PM (hC5jI)

677 Is there a debate on somewhere? I totally blanked on that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 08:15 PM (Qjh0I)

678 So does Oakland riot with a Niners win?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 08:15 PM (hO8IJ)

679 You guys still kicking this dead cat? We need a new thread to discuss the Mike Huckleberry Debate.


I want to see it, but it will be the replay because there ain't no way I'm missing the game.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:15 PM (piMMO)

680 Lord love a duck--if the next game is like this heads will explode.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 14, 2012 08:15 PM (SAMxH)

681 675 That might be the shittiest stadium layout I've ever seen.
Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:14 PM (piMMO)
You haven't seen the Oakland Coliseum?

Posted by: Zombie Al Davis at January 14, 2012 08:16 PM (y67bA)

682 game over

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 08:16 PM (GTbGH)

683 OK next game

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:16 PM (eCnLg)

684 Now T'bow!

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 08:16 PM (GTbGH)

685 Epic choke by the Saints....

Posted by: ER White at January 14, 2012 08:16 PM (6K81O)

686 Is there a debate on somewhere? I totally blanked on that.

Huckabee forum which was quite good the first time. Don't worry. They'll replay it all tonight and tomorrow.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:16 PM (piMMO)

687 There will be some drinking here in Bay Area tonight, let me tell you.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 08:17 PM (Rge2x)

688 The Main Event...

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 08:17 PM (Qjh0I)

689 Got posted but was immediately sucked into the belly button of the previous one.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 08:17 PM (Q5fHc)

690 Niners advance. Sorry, Saints.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 08:17 PM (i330i)

691 That was over no matter what since I'm pretty sure brees threw that pass forward. If it was somehow pulled off resulting in a touchdown there would have been a flag.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 08:17 PM (GULKT)

692 9ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 14, 2012 08:17 PM (xm1A1)

693
NFL?
Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 14, 2012 08:17 PM (oBLPv)

694 Vulture Capitalist: "That might be the shittiest stadium layout I've ever seen."

SF is looking to get a new one (>$1B). They're consulting the Arlington Cowboys for ideas on financing and design.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at January 14, 2012 08:17 PM (eHIJJ)

695
So does Oakland riot with a Niners win?

Nope. If it were Golden State or the Raiders, however...

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:18 PM (SgLsM)

696 Great game. No head hanging anywhere!

Posted by: Errol at January 14, 2012 08:18 PM (vewos)

697 "So does Oakland riot with a Niners win?"

No, but you should see them when a transit cop shoots somebody, holy crap!

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 08:18 PM (Rge2x)

698 Where is the requisite Tebow pic?!

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:18 PM (piMMO)

699 NE threatens quickly

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 08:18 PM (GTbGH)

700 NINERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!one!!111!!!

Posted by: Derpman at January 14, 2012 08:19 PM (FRJUJ)

701 and scores

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 08:19 PM (GTbGH)

702 Shit Pats score real fast. Maybe G-D was still in the bathroom?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:19 PM (eCnLg)

703 How about same Salma Hayek for a change of pace?

http://tinyurl.com/75mh3mo

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:20 PM (niZvt)

704 SF is looking to get a new one (>$1B). They're consulting the Arlington Cowboys for ideas on financing and design.

Well, this win will surely loosen up the pocketbooks. But, seriously, what the fuck is going on down around the 10 yrd line?

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:20 PM (piMMO)

705 The word I am thinking of now...if used as many times as I just said it...would awaken the Ban Hammer.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 08:20 PM (Q5fHc)

706 The Pathetics score!

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 08:21 PM (dWuuB)

707 Call Me the Breeze - Lynyrd Skynyrd


Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 14, 2012 08:12 PM (TkGkA)
Man, I'd forgotten how good they were, before the plane crash, after which they became a franchise. Powell just died, so I think they have one original member (Rossington)

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:21 PM (AxHOT)

708 "So does Oakland riot with a Niners win?"

They do. I was a student in the bay area in the 80s and I can't tell you how many times I was trying to come home from the library and had to abort my bus ride b/c assholes were trying to tip it over.

Posted by: mike at January 14, 2012 08:21 PM (WNvlG)

709 Yeee haaaa. The really pretty boy strikes first.

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:21 PM (O0coG)

710 Media narrative: All rioting will be ignored. Cept' Tebow inspired Christian rioting. Black Christians good. White Christians bad.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 14, 2012 08:21 PM (i/wm2)

711 No sharp elbows on Salma... and I wouldn't even mind her teeth...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:22 PM (niZvt)

712 Maybe G-D was still in the bathroom?

Sorry...taking a Haiti.

Posted by: G-D at January 14, 2012 08:22 PM (SgLsM)

713 Where is the requisite Tebow pic?!
Comment #45.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 08:22 PM (hO8IJ)

714 Do you see how I am fking with you on 27.5 levels?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:22 PM (O0coG)

715 In the 3dr Q, I was complaining about no O=Dull game.

Guess I should have waited until the clock showed all 0000s.

My heart is still pumping like a teen age kid with a hot date in the back seat of dad's Desoto.

Posted by: Jerry Rice at January 14, 2012 08:22 PM (Onw8c)

716 So, why no new post? Are we not good enough? Don't we deserve it?

Posted by: Jarhall40@gmail.com at January 14, 2012 08:22 PM (pbKln)

717 Night all, time to immerse myself in the game.

Posted by: Lincolntf at January 14, 2012 08:22 PM (Qjh0I)

718 Oh, the other game is already started. Told all you doubters, the home teams are going to win all the games. No problem.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 08:23 PM (Gc/Qi)

719 676 RIOT RIOT RIOTRIOT RIOT

Oh wait wrong quarterback.
Posted by: Big T Party at January 14, 2012 08:15 PM (hC5jI)

sorry!

(reloading trebuchet, but don't have a spare BBQ basted meatloaf. Will use frozen Stouffer's lasagna instead.)

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:23 PM (j+Izh)

720 No sharp elbows on Salma... and I wouldn't even mind her teeth...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:22 PM (niZvt)
What was that movie she was in with Banderas where you couldn't take your eyes off her? She oozed pure sex.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:23 PM (AxHOT)

721 Isn't that called, "Prostitution"?
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:14 PM (niZvt)

yeah its even worse, apparently she gave him a bentley too.

my point is if you were in 20s had a bentley and an allowance of 10k a week what would you be doing? you would be leveraging those to get laid. if yo get them from jlo who needs them? driving around with the top down in a great car and flashing a bank roll that everyone knows jlo gave you is pointless cause they know it is not yours and as soon as you step out of line you lose it all. how depressing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:23 PM (loM0R)

722 So, why no new post? Are we not good enough? Don't we deserve it?

Word. This one is starting to drag.

Posted by: raykon sucks cock by choice at January 14, 2012 08:23 PM (GTbGH)

723
Sorry, guys. It's gonna be an ugly night. Gisele said she's holding out unless...

Posted by: Tom Brady at January 14, 2012 08:23 PM (SgLsM)

724 man, better bring out denver jugs girl

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 08:24 PM (JYheX)

725 Media narrative: All rioting will be ignored. Cept' Tebow inspired
Christian rioting. Black Christians good. White Christians bad.

Black Christians neutral, unless they practice the Marxism flavor "Black Liberation Theology."

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 14, 2012 08:24 PM (hO8IJ)

726 What was that movie she was in with Banderas where you couldn't take your eyes off her? She oozed pure sex.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:23 PM (AxHOT)

No, that's from From Dawn Till Dusk, a Quentin Tarantino movie.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:26 PM (niZvt)

727 So far this has been a great football saturday

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:26 PM (eCnLg)

728 Niners have been a blast to watch this year. I thought theyd go 6-10. Now I can relax and watch the Pats pummel the Broncos over dinner.

Dang, it's getting chilly, I hate having to fire up the grill when ithe temp drops into the low 60s!

Love Tebow, hate the Broncos. It's a dilemma.

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 08:26 PM (Rge2x)

729 What was that movie she was in with Banderas where you couldn't take your eyes off her? She oozed pure sex.





Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:23 PM (AxHOT)






Desperado

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:26 PM (AxHOT)

730 OH, actually it's From Dusk Till Dawn.

A vampire flick, actually. And yes, Salma sucks...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:27 PM (niZvt)

731 No, that's from From Dawn Till Dusk, a Quentin Tarantino movie.
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:26 PM

that was likely the most important moment in her career.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:27 PM (loM0R)

732 Uh-oh! Tebow better pray away his butter fingers.

Posted by: KennyM at January 14, 2012 08:27 PM (28LJM)

733 T'oops.

Posted by: toby928 at January 14, 2012 08:27 PM (GTbGH)

734 uhgg. This could get brutal.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 08:27 PM (JYheX)

735 Fumble......

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:28 PM (O0coG)

736 Did God by any chance have the Sunday edition of the newspaper under his arm when he went into the bathroom?

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 08:28 PM (Q5fHc)

737 Any of you Morons or Moronettes fly in or out of Denver lately and see that huge hideousstatue of a blue stallion withglowing red eyes? Looks evil. When the artist completed it or was almost done it fell on him and killed him.
Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 07:59 PM (Q5fHc)
Between the horsey and the Clifford Still Museum, Denver has more bad art than just about anywhere.

Posted by: Nash Rambler at January 14, 2012 08:28 PM (oxgwp)

738 Log cabin still with us, had my heart going too Go Niners

Posted by: Alaskagal at January 14, 2012 08:28 PM (BXrzV)

739

Salma Hayek is crazy hot in every movie she's ever been in, but I wonder if you're referring to Desperado, with Antonio Banderas as the guy with the guitar case full of guns.

Oh, and by the way, Patriots ball!

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:29 PM (SgLsM)

740 @721: Well, I guess you get a few weeks of celebrity nookie and fun.

If you're smart, you'll squirrel away as much of your "allowance" as possible in the meantime... buy her fake diamonds, etc.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:29 PM (niZvt)

741 Well, at lest I got 68 points off of Brees tonight.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:29 PM (piMMO)

742 Selma Hyeck? 5'2" +

Borderline, but a beauty.

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:29 PM (O0coG)

743 New thread please.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 08:30 PM (JYheX)

744 742 Selma Hyeck? 5'2" + Borderline, but a beauty.
Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:29 PM (O0coG)

I bet she's real easy to pick up... walk to the fridge with... back upstairs...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:31 PM (niZvt)

745 Do the Patriots throw a pass over 5 yards in the air?

Posted by: kbdabear at January 14, 2012 08:31 PM (Y+DPZ)

746 Brady doesn't seem to be fooling around tonight

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:31 PM (eCnLg)

747 742 Selma Hyeck? 5'2" + Borderline, but a beauty.
Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:29 PM (O0coG)

would advantages would an extra 8 to 12 inches of selma provide?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:31 PM (loM0R)

748 735
Fumble......

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:28 PM (O0coG)
Tuck Rule!

Posted by: AmishDude at January 14, 2012 08:32 PM (73tyQ)

749 Holy fkn shit!!! Touch. Down. NO.

Posted by: #OWS at January 14, 2012 08:32 PM (/izg2)

750 Salma Hayek is crazy hot in every movie she's ever
been in, but I wonder if you're referring to Desperado, with Antonio
Banderas as the guy with the guitar case full of guns.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:29 PM (SgLsM)

the sex scene rivals kathleen turner in Body Heat. Rowr

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:32 PM (AxHOT)

751 I think I may watch a rerun of Ice Road Truckers.

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 08:32 PM (JGYCE)

752 Holy fkn shit!!! Touch. Down. NO.

heh.

Posted by: DVR at January 14, 2012 08:32 PM (GTbGH)

753 Stupid fucking nasty commie sock. Sorry.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 14, 2012 08:32 PM (/izg2)

754 What was that movie she was in with Banderas where you couldn't take your eyes off her? She oozed pure sex.

You mean the one where she was naked and having sex?

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:32 PM (piMMO)

755 "...what advantages would an extra 8 to 12 inches of selma provide?
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:31 PM (loM0R)"

Not sure, but I'd be willing to lend her 8 inches to find out...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:33 PM (niZvt)

756 751 I think I may watch a rerun of Ice Road Truckers.
Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 08:32 PM (JGYCE)

selma was supposed to be in that but every truck whe was in melted the road.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:33 PM (loM0R)

757 Love the way the Niners play football. What a great game.

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2012 08:33 PM (FcR7P)

758 okay so is anyone else watching the Huckabee forum?
Huntsman is up, he is coming off like the arrogant douchebag that he is

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 08:34 PM (7FadD)

759 okay so is anyone else watching the Huckabee forum?Huntsman is up, he is coming off like the arrogant douchebag that he is
No. But I will watch the replay.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:34 PM (piMMO)

760 "
I bet she's real easy to pick up... walk to the fridge with... back upstairs...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:31 PM (niZvt) "



I think shes married to a billionaire. Guessing shes only 5'1".

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:35 PM (O0coG)

761 758 okay so is anyone else watching the Huckabee forum?
Huntsman is up, he is coming off like the arrogant douchebag that he is
Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 08:34 PM (7FadD)

Can anything new really be said in these debates that hasn't been said ad nauseam already?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:35 PM (niZvt)

762
Personal favorite actresses:

Diane Lane

Michelle Pfeiffer

Tea Leoni

Oh, and this is gonna be ugly for Denver.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:35 PM (SgLsM)

763 TOUCH DOWN!!!!

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:35 PM (O0coG)

764 Still here, Alaskagal. But it's supper time.
If youre in Anchorage, be careful with all that snow. I go up there for work a lot, love Alaska. Great people, good drinkers, haha.

Niners!

Posted by: Log Cabin at January 14, 2012 08:36 PM (Rge2x)

765
I think he trapped it, but he got the call.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 08:36 PM (JYheX)

766 760 " I bet she's real easy to pick up... walk to the fridge with... back upstairs... Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:31 PM (niZvt) " I think shes married to a billionaire. Guessing shes only 5'1".
Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:35 PM (O0coG)

You mean even hawt chicks are willing to sleep with potbellied balding old guys if said guys are billionaires?

Shocker, that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:37 PM (niZvt)

767 Imagine there's no brow tweezers

And no Brazilian wax

And no Nair or Venus

And Salma doesn't look so good


Imagine all the morons...

Posted by: John Lennon at January 14, 2012 08:37 PM (j+Izh)

768 My decision to continue to watch this game has been challenged and is under further review. The challenge is that everytime I switch the channel when things are bad, when I come bavk later, they are good.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 08:38 PM (Q5fHc)

769 Can anything new really be said in these debates that hasn't been said ad nauseam already?

Are you forgetting that the gloves came off since the last debate?

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:38 PM (piMMO)

770 CoolCzech, well in this one, it's a forum where ordinary people are asking questions, not some MSM moderated spectacle, so it's a little bit different

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 08:38 PM (7FadD)

771 Trap!

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:38 PM (piMMO)

772 the satan refs are back.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 08:39 PM (JYheX)

773 I guess I'll be "Ice Road Trucking" for a spell.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 08:39 PM (Q5fHc)

774
52-10, Pats.

Dammit.

Posted by: Taro Tsujimoto at January 14, 2012 08:40 PM (WE2w3)

775 Michelle Pfeiffer was amazingly cute, until movie directors decided that they could only show her looking sleep deprived, with bags under her eyes, all the time.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:40 PM (niZvt)

776 Imagine there's no brow tweezers
And no Brazilian wax
And no Nair or Venus

And Salma doesn't look so good
Imagine all the morons...

Posted by: John Lennon at January 14, 2012 08:37 PM (j+Izh)
Oh, c'mon, man. Of course there's an element of fantasy. I could picture Salma sitting on the pot taking a dump... I choose not to.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:41 PM (AxHOT)

777 GODDDD LIVVEESSSS. AND HE HAS A PRETTY WIFE

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 08:42 PM (O0coG)

778 I have the final score 45-13, Pats. Awesome job by the 49ers.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 08:42 PM (I2LwF)

779
Michelle Pfeiffer was amazingly cute, until movie directors decided that
they could only show her looking sleep deprived, with bags under her
eyes, all the time.

Inoperative. Still hot.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:42 PM (SgLsM)

780 Didn't Tea Leoni go all Scientology?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:43 PM (AxHOT)

781 This girl is gorgeous, but she's a complete fucking loon.





As if CoolCzech cares...

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:43 PM (piMMO)

782 Odds of Tebow crying like a little girl tonight... 1:1

Posted by: KennyM at January 14, 2012 08:43 PM (28LJM)

783 @767 "Imagine there's no... Brazilian wax..."

Man, one thing I really have to wonder about: I mean, I get uncomfortable going into a locker room at my health club and seeing other guy's butts, so I just keep my eyes to the ground as I walk up to my locker, slip off my sweats and head out the door ASAP.

Now... during this waxing thing, a woman has to lie there, legs splayed for some stranger to denude her vajajay and anus.

I mean... how uncomfortable must that be?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:43 PM (niZvt)

784
Didn't Tea Leoni go all Scientology?

Don't care.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:44 PM (SgLsM)

785 ow... during this waxing thing, a woman has to lie there, legs splayed for some stranger to denude her vajajay and anus.



I mean... how uncomfortable must that be?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:43 PM (niZvt)
No happy ending?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:45 PM (AxHOT)

786 OMG!

the refs know what "forward progress" means!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:46 PM (j+Izh)

787 781 This girl is gorgeous, but she's a complete fucking loon.


She's OK, nothing particularly special... what makes her a loon?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:46 PM (niZvt)

788 Now... during this waxing thing, a woman has to lie there, legs splayed for some stranger to denude her vajajay and anus.

I mean... how uncomfortable must that be?
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:43 PM (niZvt)

and that is before they even start the bedazzling

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:46 PM (loM0R)

789 Oh! And did you guys here that that beautiful wispy little thing, Amanda Seyfried (sp), is getting naked to play Linda Lovelace?


I'm kind of sad about that.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:47 PM (piMMO)

790 As a much younger man, I found that the girls found me desirable whenever I stood on top on my wallet.

Posted by: Hamersmith Police at January 14, 2012 08:47 PM (Onw8c)

791 Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:44 PM (SgLsM)

You might have a chance, she was dating Billy Bob Thornton.

Posted by: madamex at January 14, 2012 08:47 PM (5+Fw+)

792 and that is before they even start the bedazzling

Ahem. It's vajazzling. And Miss Love-Hewitt made it famous.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:47 PM (piMMO)

793 Damn, Bill Belichick is Igor's Doppelganger.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 14, 2012 08:48 PM (fM4AU)

794 792 and that is before they even start the bedazzling

Ahem. It's vajazzling. And Miss Love-Hewitt made it famous.
Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:47 PM (piMMO)

what is the difference?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:49 PM (loM0R)

795 Ahem. It's vajazzling. And Miss Love-Hewitt made it famous.
Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:47 PM (piMMO)

Yeah, bragged about it on TV.

That picture of her sans the Hollywood makeup job ain't so dazzling; I guess she figured a pimped vajajay would make up for that.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:49 PM (niZvt)

796 Man, Brady is a surgeon

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:50 PM (AxHOT)

797 Well crap, my illegal online Fox News streaming just cut out.
Oh well.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 08:50 PM (7FadD)

798
Would have been better if she'd had a suck-azzling.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 08:51 PM (SgLsM)

799 Man, Brady is a surgeon


Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:50 PM (AxHOT)
Fuck me.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:51 PM (AxHOT)

800 Just tuned back in. Broncos have the ball. On the Pat 20.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 08:51 PM (Q5fHc)

801 See, the announcers think Tebow worships Brady.

Posted by: S Daniel at January 14, 2012 08:52 PM (fM4AU)

802 She's OK, nothing particularly special... what makes her a loon?

She's a Scientologist

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:52 PM (piMMO)

803 Fuck me.

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:51 PM (AxHOT)

selma is that you?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:52 PM (loM0R)

804 I've been impressed with Tebow's cool the last 2 weeks

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:53 PM (eCnLg)

805 739 -

What about that movie where she played the commie artist, the one with the unibrow? I didn't see it, but sexy was not the effect they were going for, I think. Which is smart, those are two things that are sure to get you nominated for awards: ugly up the hot actress, have her play a commie.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 08:53 PM (Gc/Qi)

806 Huckabee forum is pretty good. Interesting and seerious questions media ignores.

Bonus: Paul declined to appear, so you don't have to put up with the crazy.

Romney, Huntsman have finished. We are in the middle of Newt's questioning.

Worth watching if there is re-run. Huntsman said he would abolish Dept. of Education. Romney gave good answers on economics.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 14, 2012 08:53 PM (GoIUi)

807 I remember one night on this blog all the morons were going crazy that Sandra Bullock had a heart shaped patch as a gift for Jesse for Valentine's Day. Two weeks later they were separated headed for divorce. I was thinking that letting the world in on this gift for your husband was gross, let alone his kids would be reading about it. He dragged her into the gutter, but he must have been great in bed.
PS A heart shaped patch wasn't doing it for him, he wanted tats all over and up the ........

Posted by: madamex at January 14, 2012 08:54 PM (5+Fw+)

808 Is there a place to watch or listen to this streaming on the internet?

Posted by: Holger at January 14, 2012 08:55 PM (zaVyn)

809 Well crap, my illegal online Fox News streaming just cut out.
Oh well.
Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 08:50 PM (7FadD)

There outta be a law!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 08:55 PM (j+Izh)

810 That picture of her sans the Hollywood makeup job ain't so dazzling; I
guess she figured a pimped vajajay would make up for that.

Any woman who regularly wears makeup suffers for it the first day or two when she doesn't wear it. It sacks the color from your skin and, try as you might, you can't really get all the mascara residue off, so you get dark eyes. After about two or three days of not wearing makeup I look much, much better.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:55 PM (piMMO)

811 selma is that you?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 08:52 PM (loM0R)
If I were Salma Heyek, I'd never leave the house. I'd stand naked in front of a mirror all day, bask in my awesome pulchritude, and touch myself intimately

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:56 PM (AxHOT)

812 Is there a place to watch or listen to this streaming on the internet?

The game or the debate?

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:56 PM (piMMO)

813 This thread will be the only one until the end of the Super Bowl.

Posted by: eman at January 14, 2012 08:57 PM (dWuuB)

814 802 She's OK, nothing particularly special... what makes her a loon?

She's a Scientologist
Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:52 PM (piMMO)


What's your point?

Posted by: Tom Cruise at January 14, 2012 08:57 PM (niZvt)

815 I'm here in Colorado and Tebowing but this is killing me

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2012 08:57 PM (BA8k3)

816 All rioters stand by. There may yet be lime jello in the streets. And carrot cake.

Posted by: Hamersmith Police at January 14, 2012 08:58 PM (Onw8c)

817 Isn't selma Heyek some crazy left wing nut case?

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:58 PM (eCnLg)

818 I'm here in Colorado and Tebowing but this is killing me

Still very winnable.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 08:58 PM (piMMO)

819 What about that movie where she played the commie
artist, the one with the unibrow? I didn't see it, but sexy was not the
effect they were going for, I think. Which is smart, those are two
things that are sure to get you nominated for awards: ugly up the hot
actress, have her play a commie.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 08:53 PM (Gc/Qi)
Frieda. She has a lot of nude scenes. As far as ugly up the hot actress, ever seen Monster?

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:58 PM (AxHOT)

820 Well that was like a barfight.

Nice TD, Broncos.

Posted by: I am the walrus, goo-goo-ga-joo at January 14, 2012 08:58 PM (ybkwK)

821

If I were Salma Heyek, I'd never leave the house. I'd stand naked in front of a mirror all day, bask in my awesome pulchritude, and touch myself intimately

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 08:56 PM (AxHOT)

Go on...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 08:59 PM (niZvt)

822 I think the Broncos have to make this a bar fight. The Pats don't have a good defense.

Posted by: nevergiveup at January 14, 2012 08:59 PM (eCnLg)

823 Romney, Huntsman have finished. We are in the middle of Newt's questioning.Worth watching if there is re-run. Huntsman said he would abolish Dept. of Education. Romney gave good answers on economics.
Posted by: Miss Marple at January 14, 2012 08:53 PM (GoIUi)
Here's my only question. Did Romney repeat his standard answer that "Boy I wish Obama had called me about Obamacare so I could tell him what worked and what didn't work"

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:00 PM (GULKT)

824 No kidding. Bewildered about the unnecessary roughness call.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:00 PM (i330i)

825
Isn't selma Heyek some crazy left wing nut case?

The odds favor it.

Posted by: Magic "8" Ball at January 14, 2012 09:00 PM (SgLsM)

826 All rioters stand by. There may yet be lime jello in the streets. And carrot cake.

Ambrosia and bundt cakes.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:00 PM (piMMO)

827 LOL the World's Greatest Man just bitchslapped two Bronco DBs.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 09:01 PM (I2LwF)

828 808 Holger -- go to 850koa.com and click the "listen live" link in the upper left corner.

Posted by: Mysterical Mindy, hysterical Protestant at January 14, 2012 09:01 PM (YY2DK)

829
Gronkowski is a total stud.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 09:01 PM (SgLsM)

830 Still very winnable.
Posted by: Vulture Capitalist

Thank you

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2012 09:01 PM (BA8k3)

831 Rob Gronkowski, if you're scoring at home.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 09:02 PM (I2LwF)

832 I'm torn between wanting Gronk and Welker to rack up the fantasy points for me, and seeing Tebow stomp their asses.

My competitive nature on one hand and my desire to see a good man win on the other.

Hmmm,

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:02 PM (piMMO)

833 Wasn't Salma the inspiration for Barak Obama's conception?

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2012 09:02 PM (3raPN)

834 Why does Gingrich keep talking about Lean Six Sigma? I know what it is, because I go to large companies and see posters about it on the wall. 99% of all voters don't know what he's babbling about.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:03 PM (niZvt)

835
Posted by: Hamersmith Police at January 14, 2012 08:58 PM (Onw8c)

And these jell-o shots won't suck themselves!

Posted by: \m/Steel Panthers\m/ at January 14, 2012 09:03 PM (j+Izh)

836 They make things for that. Try Walgreens or CVS
They're called TePads

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 09:03 PM (Q5fHc)

837 I vote for the good man.

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2012 09:04 PM (BA8k3)

838 Why does Gingrich keep talking about Lean Six Sigma?
I know what it is, because I go to large companies and see posters
about it on the wall. 99% of all voters don't know what he's babbling
about.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:03 PM (niZvt)
Lean Six Sigma = latest bullshit management fad

Posted by: Ombudsman at January 14, 2012 09:04 PM (AxHOT)

839 There may yet be lime jello in the streets. And carrot cake.

All the Catholics will be throwing left over fishsticks left over from last night....or is that Kanye?

Posted by: madamex at January 14, 2012 09:04 PM (5+Fw+)

840
Wasn't Salma the inspiration for Barak Obama's conception?

I think the name you're looking for is Winnie Mandela.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 09:05 PM (SgLsM)

841
836
They make things for that. Try Walgreens or CVS
They're called TePads
Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 09:03 PM (Q5fHc)

Oops! That was meant for:
815 I'm here in Colorado and Tebowing but this is killing me
Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2012 08:57 PM (BA8k3)

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With No Name at January 14, 2012 09:06 PM (Q5fHc)

842 ITS A WAR, GOOD AND EVIL

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 09:07 PM (O0coG)

843 How's Tebow doing??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:09 PM (niZvt)

844 Need a new thread or at least a new cheerleader.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 14, 2012 09:09 PM (hC5jI)

845 Lean Six Sigma = latest bullshit management fad

Kaizen set me reeling, but TQC sent me to the mat.

Posted by: b at January 14, 2012 09:09 PM (j+Izh)

846 I know what it is, because I go to large companies and see posters
about it on the wall. 99% of all voters don't know what he's babbling
about.

I'd be willing to bet you that he doesn't have any damned clue either. He asked for business buzzwords is my guess.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:10 PM (piMMO)

847 There may yet be lime jello in the streets. And carrot cake.

All the Catholics will be throwing left over fishsticks left over from last night....or is that Kanye?

I'm not a gay fish!

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:11 PM (piMMO)

848 Don't need those yet

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2012 09:12 PM (BA8k3)

849 844 Need a new thread or at least a new cheerleader.
Posted by: Big T Party at January 14, 2012 09:09 PM (hC5jI)


Why?

She looks like she can set those thighs to vibrate...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:12 PM (niZvt)

850 Six Sigma is some ISO 2000 shit. If it's lean, I suppose that means you get your shit sandwich on lite 40 calorie a slice bread.

The only way I've ever seen large organizations approach six sigma is by reworking their charts to tell more lies about their process and product quality. I suppose there must be some somewhere who actually take improvement to heart and really strive to do better...there's gotta be, right?

Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 09:13 PM (7hoh2)

851 850
To comment on, this one has been seen for many hours now.

Posted by: Big T Party at January 14, 2012 09:13 PM (hC5jI)

852 851

*849

Posted by: Big T Party at January 14, 2012 09:14 PM (hC5jI)

853 Squidbillies introduces Tom Treebow. You know, Rusty was the original Gator Hater.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:14 PM (piMMO)

854 I remember one night on this blog all the morons were going crazy that Sandra Bullock had a heart shaped patch as a gift for Jesse for Valentine's Day. Two weeks later they were separated headed for divorce. I was thinking that letting the world in on this gift for your husband was gross, let alone his kids would be reading about it. He dragged her into the gutter, but he must have been great in bed. PS A heart shaped patch wasn't doing it for him, he wanted tats all over and up the .....
by: madamex at January 14, 2012 08:54 PM

Jesse James ex-wife was a pr0n "actress" . I guess that means he passed the "8-rule" for pr0n (8" member, live near 808 area code and endurance of at least 80 min).
I agree with you that letting the whole world (and your kids when they grow up) know about such stuff is brainless, but that's Hollyweird.

Posted by: Hollyweird at January 14, 2012 09:14 PM (sJKFk)

855 The only way I've ever seen large organizations approach six sigma is by reworking their charts to tell more lies about their process and product quality. I suppose there must be some somewhere who actually take improvement to heart and really strive to do better...there's gotta be, right?
Posted by: Purple Avenger at January 14, 2012 09:13 PM (7hoh2)
My guess is that a lot of companies that claim to follow it already had quality standards that were putting them into that category before the term was created.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:15 PM (GULKT)

856 Gronk! is a fun thing to say, when hoisting a few. I just do not want to say it tonight.

Posted by: Hamersmith Police at January 14, 2012 09:16 PM (Onw8c)

857 Listen up, Broncos. This is how you break a team with a SuperBowl QB. Punch 'em in the mouth and don't let up. Hawk that ball. Hit hit hit. No quarter given, none asked for. Stats don't mean shit, it's the final score that counts.
Wait for your chance, and strike hard.

Posted by: The Forty effing Niners! at January 14, 2012 09:16 PM (Rge2x)

858 Here's my only question. Did Romney repeat his standard answer that "Boy I wish Obama had called me about Obamacare so I could tell him what worked and what didn't work"

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:00 PM (GULKT)

I would actually move from "will vote for" to "will vote for with some enthusiasm" if romney would apologize for romneycare and admit the mistake.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 09:16 PM (loM0R)

859 tom brady? is he the guy that married leonardo dicaprio's beard?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 09:16 PM (loM0R)

860 Damn. I would have loved to see Brees in my lineup next week. Triple point would have rocked.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:17 PM (piMMO)

861 Several million heads exploding.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 09:17 PM (ZJCDy)

862 All the Catholics will be throwing left over fishsticks left over from last night....

Only during lent. We are the new, non-transubstantiated Catholics.


Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 09:18 PM (j+Izh)

863 Just saw a Focus on the Family ad where little kids quoted John 3:16. Liberals must think this is worse than the Peanuts Christmas special.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:19 PM (i330i)

864 862 All the Catholics will be throwing left over fishsticks left over from last night....

Only during lent. We are the new, non-transubstantiated Catholics.


Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 09:18 PM (j+Izh)

the big problem is if the patriots win the auakers are going to burn the place to the ground.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 09:19 PM (loM0R)

865 I would actually move from "will vote for" to "will vote for with some enthusiasm" if romney would apologize for romneycare and admit the mistake.
Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 09:16 PM (loM0R)
Yeah, you know you won't be doing that. "Mandates are conservative" and "I will repeal the bad but keep the good of Obamacare" sure as hell isn't going to admit his socialist liberal piece of shit is a socialist liberal piece of shit.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:19 PM (GULKT)

866 My guess is that a lot of companies that claim to follow it already had quality standards that were putting them into that category before the term was created.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:15 PM (GULKT)

You are my hero!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 09:21 PM (j+Izh)

867 Oh boy, do I have the stomach to watch Perry answer questions!

*Gulp*

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:21 PM (niZvt)

868 Yeah, you know you won't be doing that. "Mandates are conservative" and "I will repeal the bad but keep the good of Obamacare" sure as hell isn't going to admit his socialist liberal piece of shit is a socialist liberal piece of shit.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:19 PM (GULKT)

sigh, i know. i kinda wish the guy i will likely have to vote for were not so comfortable looking me in the eye and saying, in a really nice voice with a smile, "hey, fuck you "

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 09:22 PM (loM0R)

869 Hey, sportsfans! My boys are en fuego tonight. Heh.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 14, 2012 09:22 PM (OF1FH)

870
I would actually move from "will vote for" to "will vote for with some enthusiasm" if romney would apologize for romneycare and admit the mistake.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 09:16 PM (loM0R)

Thing is, if he did he would immediately be accused of yet another flip lop.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:22 PM (niZvt)

871 I open my big mouth and say 'the not tonight word', and get kicked right in the nuts.

Gronk. You bastard.

Posted by: Hamersmith Police at January 14, 2012 09:23 PM (Onw8c)

872
Who here thinks Denver will hold New England under 50 points?

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 09:23 PM (SgLsM)

873 Just saw a Focus on the Family ad where little kids quoted John 3:16.

I thought that ad was very sweet.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 14, 2012 09:23 PM (OF1FH)

874 Just saw a Focus on the Family ad where little kids quoted John 3:16.
Liberals must think this is worse than the Peanuts Christmas special.

I read a couple of weeks ago that when Tim Tebow wore John 3:16 on his eye black, 90M searches for John 3:16 were performed on Google.

90 million searches.

First of all, it's almost impossible for me to believe that 90M people don't know the verse by heart. Second, as a Christian I am amazed that his simple act brought God's promise to 90M people that day.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:23 PM (piMMO)

875 it is too late. Mitt will not change his position on Romneycare. To change it now would come across as completely insincere and just pandering.

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 09:23 PM (7FadD)

876 Rombley is a diehard Patriots fan, - unless the Broncos win.

Posted by: Fritz at January 14, 2012 09:23 PM (3raPN)

877 Hi Peaches!!! how are you feeling?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 09:24 PM (7FadD)

878 @877: Hey, Peaches! How's your butt?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:24 PM (niZvt)

879 Peaches!

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:25 PM (piMMO)

880 Thing is, if he did he would immediately be accused of yet another flip lop.
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:22 PM (niZvt)

sigh, yeah I know. as you pointed out it would only be "another." sigh.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 09:25 PM (loM0R)

881 Thing is, if he did he would immediately be accused of yet another flip lop.
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:22 PM (niZvt)
Yeah well he sure doesn't meant to mind too much being accused of his other flip flops. That should tall you alot about what he really thinks about his shitty healthcare law. When he's really willing to flip around on so many other issues but defends that piece of shit tooth and nail

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:25 PM (GULKT)

882 The only way I've ever seen large organizations approach six sigma is by reworking their charts to tell more lies about their process and product quality. I suppose there must be some somewhere who actually take improvement to heart and really strive to do better...there's gotta be, right?
You'd die if you saw the Government trying to establish Six Sigma standards in their offices. The two are incompatable.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 14, 2012 09:26 PM (ZBNGT)

883 Hey, sportsfans! My boys are en fuego tonight. Heh.
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 14, 2012 09:22 PM (OF1FH)

Hey Peaches, anything else "en fuego" tonight?
IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 09:27 PM (j+Izh)

884 >>>Yeah well he sure doesn't meant to mind too much being accused of his
other flip flops. That should tall you alot about what he really thinks
about his shitty healthcare law. When he's really willing to flip
around on so many other issues but defends that piece of shit tooth and
nail

You mad bro?

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:27 PM (hIWe1)

885 Not so great, but had to jump in real quick to crow about my awesome Pats. Problem is, I can't really sit, and I don't have a laptop. Pain was mind-boggling last night and this morning but seems to be gradually getting into the "I can deal with it" realm.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 14, 2012 09:27 PM (OF1FH)

886 You have to be traveling at the right speed when you enter that belly button or you arrive at the wrong coordinates.

That's the reason this Broncos fan will be watching tonight's game from his recliner in Texas.

Posted by: Riding Through the Desert On A Sock With N
A rule of life: you never go to the belly button and stop:}

Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2012 09:28 PM (BA8k3)

887 in Massachusetts, mandates *are* conservative.
this is the place where Obamacare is regarded as a centrist, compromise idea

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 09:28 PM (7FadD)

888 @885: soory to hear it hurt so much, Peaches.

Can't you lie down on your couch?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:29 PM (niZvt)

889 Just an inside joke, Peaches. Don' think I'm an asshole.

(Seriously, how you doing?)

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 09:29 PM (j+Izh)

890 Belichick looks like the Mad Bomber in that outfit. Even has the evil eyes.

Posted by: Hamersmith Police at January 14, 2012 09:29 PM (Onw8c)

891 Jeff B. don't you need to go accuse chemjeff of sockpuppetting you since he has "jeff" in his name?

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:30 PM (GULKT)

892 wow, how did that guy go unblocked?
sheesh

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 09:30 PM (7FadD)

893 Who's not loving this game??? I've seen a bit of Tebow in interviews and all and I gotta admit, he seems like an extraordinarily decent guy. However, he's out of his league tonight. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 14, 2012 09:30 PM (OF1FH)

894 Little Timmah Tebow out of his league now.

Good run though - good for the NFL.

Posted by: Clarence at January 14, 2012 09:31 PM (z0HdK)

895 886
[to You have to be traveling at the right speed when you enter that belly button or you arrive at the wrong coordinates.] A rule of life: you never go to the belly button and stop:}

And if he's entering the belly button, He's Doing It Wrong

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 14, 2012 09:31 PM (QQAJP)

896 New NFL thread up. Faster load times, new cheerleaders.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 09:31 PM (I2LwF)

897 When I'm in the chemistry lab, I often daydream about Mitt Romney

Posted by: chemjeff sockpuppetting Jeff B. who is sockpuppetting chemjeff at January 14, 2012 09:32 PM (7FadD)

898 Jeff B. don't you have some ambulances to chase?

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 09:32 PM (JGYCE)

899 90 million searches.

In 24 hours. That's a miracle.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:32 PM (i330i)

900 Perry is actually doing very well. Good economic and EPA answers.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 14, 2012 09:34 PM (ZBNGT)

901 Yah, baby, life is good!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 14, 2012 09:34 PM (OF1FH)

902 Tebow did have a good run. He spends some time practicing fundamentals, he could take it next year.

And it's not just him. His guards were sloppy; they forced him to run with the ball on one play I saw, they let him get sacked on another play. They did a lot better protecting him last weekend.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 14, 2012 09:34 PM (QQAJP)

903 I will cry real quick in this thread as the Pats score another TD before moving on to the next thread.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:35 PM (i330i)

904 Scratch the new NFL thread. CDR M is about to put up the ONT.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 09:36 PM (I2LwF)

905 huh? new thread vanished?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 09:36 PM (7FadD)

906 yEEEEEE HAAAA God loves the pretty. God loves the confident....

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 09:36 PM (O0coG)

907 And it's not just him. His guards were sloppy; they forced him to run
with the ball on one play I saw, they let him get sacked on another
play. They did a lot better protecting him last weekend.

The pocket held much better last week. I think the Pats were watching some film this week.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:36 PM (piMMO)

908 oh ok

Posted by: chemjeff at January 14, 2012 09:36 PM (7FadD)

909 That's a paddlin'

Posted by: that bearded guy on The Simpsons at January 14, 2012 09:36 PM (QQAJP)

910 What happened to the new thread?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:36 PM (niZvt)

911 Might want to let him know that since he said he was going to hold off since you put that up.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:37 PM (GULKT)

912 Strange things are afoot at the HQ.

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at January 14, 2012 09:37 PM (npr0X)

913 Wow, the Pats are playing Big Boy football in the first half tonight. Been a long time.


Posted by: Carl-in-NH at January 14, 2012 09:37 PM (EtheZ)

914 brb, reading all the comments first so I know what's going on...

Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2012 09:37 PM (FcR7P)

915 LET'S go..........TEE-BOW..........

Posted by: NC Ref at January 14, 2012 09:37 PM (/izg2)

916
I think that other thread was just a mirage.

I could have sworn I had a side-winder view of Giselle.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 09:37 PM (SgLsM)

917 No Pats Rule thread? Buncha fuckin' commie racists . . .

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 14, 2012 09:37 PM (OF1FH)

918 >>>What happened to the new thread?

It was thankfully eliminated. Both unnecessary AND slower than this one. Too many fucking pictures.

I'm not saying I object to pics of pretty girls, but it was like a friggin' Kos diary, if you know the style I'm talking about.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:38 PM (hIWe1)

919 I will cry real quick in this thread as the Pats score another TD before moving on to the next thread.
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:35 PM (i330i)

Next thread? Ahh hahhaahhaaa!

Posted by: Ace's second string at January 14, 2012 09:38 PM (j+Izh)

920
oh well, it was a good run for Mr. Tebow. Hope they give him a fair chance next year.

ps - pats cheated with push offs the last two tds, satan refs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 09:39 PM (JYheX)

921 Unfortunately, this game looks pretty much out of reach. Time to return to reading Vols. V-VI of The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

You think it's history, I think it's topical reading.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:39 PM (hIWe1)

922 CDR M is going to put up the ONT in a few mins so I took the other thread down.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 09:39 PM (I2LwF)

923 Game over. The Broncos need Moses at QB tonight to have a chance.

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 14, 2012 09:39 PM (/WZ6r)

924 The Broncos are hanging Tebow out to dry.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:40 PM (i330i)

925 I think Tebow's girlfriend just fried the thread.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 09:40 PM (ZJCDy)

926 901 Yah, baby, life is good!
Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 14, 2012 09:34 PM (OF1FH)

Come on, Peaches, cut Tebow some slack. It's not just about who wins a football game, but assholes like Maher that will love to mock a decent man for not sharing their cynicism and hate.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:40 PM (niZvt)

927 922 CDR M is going to put up the ONT in a few mins so I took the other thread down.
Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 09:39 PM (I2LwF)
I'd stick it back up just to piss in Jeff B. Santorum's wheaties.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:40 PM (GULKT)

928 Tebow's girlfriend?

Kind of like Larry Craig's girlfriend, don't you think?

Posted by: Clarence at January 14, 2012 09:41 PM (z0HdK)

929 Good idea. Give NE another possession. Fox, you magnificent bastard!!

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 14, 2012 09:41 PM (/WZ6r)

930 I'm thrilled that the Pats look solid to win this one. But I do regret notbeing able to see Tebow win the Super Bowl.

OTOH, let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet. Still 30 minutes to play.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 09:42 PM (I2LwF)

931 Thurman just clotheslined the other thread.
15 yards loss of down.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 09:42 PM (ZJCDy)

932 >>>I'd stick it back up just to piss in Jeff B. Santorum's wheaties.

It wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:43 PM (hIWe1)

933
OTOH, let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet. Still 30 minutes to play.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 09:42 PM (I2LwF)
You realize who's playing, right?

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 14, 2012 09:43 PM (/WZ6r)

934 catching the ball might help when Tebow throws it. sheesh.


Pats looking to roll up 70 tonight.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 09:43 PM (JYheX)

935 The loss isn't near as bad as listening to Phil Simms.

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 09:43 PM (JGYCE)

936 I think Denver's draft is going to need to focus on linemen and maybe a TE and WR.

Posted by: buzzion at January 14, 2012 09:43 PM (GULKT)

937 >>>OTOH, let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet. Still 30 minutes to play.

Pretty much the only hope the Broncs have at this point is complacency on the part of the Pats. So on second thought I hope they do start sucking each other's dicks.

(Oh shit, you're a Pats fan...just realized that.)

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:44 PM (hIWe1)

938 Holy shit. 5 TD s in the first half.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:45 PM (i330i)

939 There will long faces in parish halls through out the land.

I think I'll go to the store now for bread pudding. Rum soaked bread pudding. And a half pint of cold slaw with raisins. That'll cheer me a bit.

The good news? Peaches is smiling through her, um, discomfort. So that's good.

Later.

Posted by: Hamersmith Police at January 14, 2012 09:45 PM (Onw8c)

940 5 She has a cavernous belly button.
Posted by: booger at January 14, 2012 04:01 PM (EjNp5)


Heeeelllllooooooo !!!!!!

Posted by: J seinfeld at January 14, 2012 09:45 PM (T6sxD)

941

Oh. My. God.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 09:45 PM (SgLsM)

942 Ugh. UGLY. UGLY.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:45 PM (hIWe1)

943 Truman, can you call it now, or do you need to see another 30 minutes? Slaughter rule to take effect soon.

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 14, 2012 09:45 PM (/WZ6r)

944 35-7.

Patriots over Fundie-Nuts.

Posted by: Clarence at January 14, 2012 09:45 PM (z0HdK)

945
Denver D has just given up. At the half. Amazing. But congrats to Tom Brady.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 09:45 PM (JYheX)

946 Tebow, fired up Brady, we can give him that.

Posted by: madamex at January 14, 2012 09:45 PM (5+Fw+)

947 >>>Patriots over Fundie-Nuts.

On behalf of Evangelicals (I'm one), Catholics, Orthodox, Jews, Muslims, Zoroastrians, Buddhists, Hindus, Shintos, and Atheists I bring a message: kindly go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:47 PM (hIWe1)

948 Maybe Tebow will actually watch some game film of Brady's throws just to see what a spiral looks like.

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 14, 2012 09:47 PM (/WZ6r)

949 Yeeeee haaaaaa. God better have a few miracles.

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 09:47 PM (O0coG)

950 Ouch. 5th touchdown. Never mind, this one's over.

Posted by: Truman North at January 14, 2012 09:47 PM (I2LwF)

951 This game is gettin' out-of-hand.

Posted by: Mysterical Mindy, hysterical Protestant at January 14, 2012 09:48 PM (YY2DK)

952 Why are you Teebosians of so little faith?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 09:48 PM (O0coG)

953
Brady wants this one. Bad.

Posted by: Wodeshed at January 14, 2012 09:48 PM (SgLsM)

954 Glad I ordered wings at 7. It's hard to eat now.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:49 PM (i330i)

955 I had a feeling Tebow would have a meltdown today. Too much damned pressure.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:49 PM (niZvt)

956 Can I just say right now that something about Tom Brady's prettyboy face has always pissed me off?

I mean, it's not fair. It's nothing he's done wrong, necessarily. I've never seen him say or do anything that would make me think he was a jerk (unlike that cocksucker Belicheck). But goddamn if his smug prick face doesn't make me hate him. Backpfeifengesicht.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:49 PM (hIWe1)

957 I love you Wahhabi Christers, Jeff B. Seriously - lets pray for capitalism and big tithes.

Posted by: Clarence at January 14, 2012 09:49 PM (z0HdK)

958 @953: Giselle told him he can pee standing up if he wins.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2012 09:49 PM (Lpdzt)

959 It's a shame we had all those stupid debates early on. This format is terrific, and what I saw (some of Santorum and Perry) allowed them to make their cases without all the silliness going on.

Won't matter, but if nothing else I would hope there's a push to have Huckleberry put in charge of the "debate" process in 2016... 0r 2020, depending on when the next competitive R nomination process occurs.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 09:50 PM (Gc/Qi)

960 Tebow, fired up Brady, we can give him that.

It's been a long time since he's had a virgin.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:50 PM (i330i)

961 >>>I had a feeling Tebow would have a meltdown today. Too much damned pressure.

Is it really HIS meltdown, though? He hasn't been throwing interceptions or anything. Uninspired play, sure. But the Patriots just have the Broncos on lockdown from both sides of the ball.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:50 PM (hIWe1)

962 Wait, is "Clarence" just another Raykon sock? I never keep up with this shit.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:51 PM (hIWe1)

963 Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 09:48 PM (O0coG)

Sniff, sniff.
Smells like raykon.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 14, 2012 09:52 PM (oBLPv)

964 Is it really HIS meltdown, though?

Yeah, I'm seeing the same things that have plagued Denver all season: their O-line is bad and their D is worse.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2012 09:52 PM (Lpdzt)

965 Pretty manifests confidence. Brady is prettier than teebow. Teebosw confidence comes from his faith which only takes you so far....

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 09:52 PM (O0coG)

966 How the hell does Denver lose track of Gronk?

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 09:52 PM (ZJCDy)

967 I had a feeling Tebow would have a meltdown today. Too much damned pressure.

His team's buying the hype. But the first half's never his best. Steep climb. Fingers crossed.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:52 PM (i330i)

968 The contractural rules of NFL sponsorship require that there be an audience enticing second half.

Posted by: NFL Refs local 256 at January 14, 2012 09:53 PM (j+Izh)

969 Do me a favor and go to alextimes dot com and vote NO in the online poll. The libs and the washington post who owns the land are up to no good. I'd love to see their little poll look bad.

Now my boys get to torture me for torturing them about Tebow all week.

Posted by: dagny at January 14, 2012 09:53 PM (Ke2m6)

970 I caught the second half of the debates and... NOTHING new got said.

Time to pull the plug on the debates.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 14, 2012 09:53 PM (niZvt)

971 Is it really HIS meltdown, though? He hasn't been throwing
interceptions or anything. Uninspired play, sure. But the Patriots
just have the Broncos on lockdown from both sides of the ball.

If he wins, it's because the D held it close for him: If he loses, he loses all by himself.

Too bad the kid has nothing else going for him in life, huh?

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:53 PM (piMMO)

972 962
Wait, is "Clarence" just another Raykon sock? I never keep up with this shit.


Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 09:51 PM (hIWe1)

Clarence is a SCOAMF fundie.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 14, 2012 09:54 PM (oBLPv)

973 Liberals raging over Focus On The Family ad, robotically spewing outrage over "exploiting children".

I wasn't aware using kids in political ads was wrong:

http://youtu.be/WtGrp5MbzAI

http://youtu.be/ByWtrN3voio

Did I miss a memo?

Posted by: Chris R, red in NY-9 at January 14, 2012 09:54 PM (u2x4P)

974 Sniff, sniff.
Smells like raykon.

I concur. Smells like hairy lesbian armpits.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:54 PM (i330i)

975 Here we go again!

Dear Clarence, won't you go awayDear Clarence, the hobos want to playThe potty's full of lefty pooAnd as it happens so are youDear Clarence, won't you go away

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo, channeling the fab four at January 14, 2012 09:54 PM (QQAJP)

976 Money Ball

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 09:55 PM (O0coG)

977 How the hell does Denver lose track of Gronk?

I have a running joke about Cardinals opponents forgetting that Larry Fitzgerald exists (or in past seasons, Green Bay opponents forgetting about Donald Driver - that doesn't work this year though, they're loaded). Same principle.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 14, 2012 09:55 PM (Lpdzt)

978 I love money.

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 09:55 PM (O0coG)

979 Pretty manifests confidence. Brady is prettier than teebow. Teebosw
confidence comes from his faith which only takes you so far....

This obsession you have with Brady's looks is not healthy. You should just rub some salve on your dick and be done with it.

Posted by: Vulture Capitalist at January 14, 2012 09:56 PM (piMMO)

980 12.5 million

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 09:56 PM (O0coG)

981 No matter what happens the rest of this game, Tebow will be the same guy tomorrow. And win, lose or draw (yeah, I know there's no draw possible), all the Tebow haters will be the same tomorrow too. Which is to say, Tebow will be rooting for you haters to do better in your lives, while you're rooting for him to fail. That's the difference between him and you.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 09:57 PM (Gc/Qi)

982 12.5 million

And still no cure for herpes. C'est la guerre.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:58 PM (i330i)

983 Well said, BurtTC.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:59 PM (i330i)

984 Is everyone just drunk on the ONT?

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:59 PM (i330i)

985 And if Tebow wins....

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 10:00 PM (O0coG)

986 Denver could still win this. Someone just reminded me that Tebow does his best work late at night in the second half.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 14, 2012 10:00 PM (/izg2)

987 "984 Is everyone just drunk on the ONT?"


I swore it off.

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 10:01 PM (O0coG)

988 Is everyone just drunk on the ONT?
Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at January 14, 2012 09:59 PM (i330i)
It's a requirement.

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 10:02 PM (JGYCE)

989

>>Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 09:57 PM (Gc/Qi) I don't think there are a whole lot of Tebow haters here.......'cept for a troll or 2

Posted by: ontherocks at January 14, 2012 10:02 PM (ZJCDy)

990 wow what a sucky first half. Time to turn Tebow and the defense looose and see what happens. They need to rush brady every fucking play and let Tebow throw it.

Posted by: robtr at January 14, 2012 10:02 PM (MtwBb)

991 I want my daughter to marry:

a) Tim Tebow

b) Any other NFL player

Remember, 100% deduction for all incorrect answers.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 14, 2012 10:03 PM (j+Izh)

992 The Broncos have one of the toughest schedules next year... I think Tebow's career is in danger...

Posted by: soren at January 14, 2012 10:04 PM (ZI8Jb)

993 fuck Denver, you aren't going to run for 5 touchdowns, it ain't gonna happen

Posted by: robtr at January 14, 2012 10:04 PM (MtwBb)

994 Gotta give Denver a little credit, they came out for the second half.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 14, 2012 10:04 PM (GZitp)

995 989 -

I know, I hope it didn't seem like I was suggesting there were. Really, it's more like I'm anticipating what I'm going to hear when I get back to work on tuesday.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 14, 2012 10:04 PM (Gc/Qi)

996 986 Denver could still win this. Someone just reminded me that Tebow does his best work late at night in the second half.
Posted by: NC Ref at January 14, 2012 10:00 PM (/izg2)

desperate is for tebow as drunk was for grant

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 10:05 PM (loM0R)

997 God just injured another Patriot? Is He a terrorist too?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 10:05 PM (O0coG)

998 I hope Zombie Wally gave his halftime pep talk to the Denver Tebows.
Let us pray.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 10:09 PM (4q5tP)

999 OH WELL.....

Posted by: Early Cuyler at January 14, 2012 10:14 PM (oBLPv)

1000 It's raining touchdowns! Woo hoo!

Posted by: Peaches, Pats fan for life at January 14, 2012 10:14 PM (OF1FH)

1001 6 TD Throws. 998 - I guess not.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2012 10:14 PM (4q5tP)

1002 What a great pass by Brady. Very nice.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 14, 2012 10:15 PM (/izg2)

1003 Yeeee haaaaaa. 90 to 7 ?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 10:15 PM (O0coG)

1004
Well, the nfl f'd themselves on this one. Should have been the early game, even I can't watch it anymore. Ratings are gonna drop.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 14, 2012 10:15 PM (JYheX)

1005

At least Denver won't get skunked.

Posted by: Early Cuyler at January 14, 2012 10:15 PM (oBLPv)

1006 Perhaps Brady will throw for 666 yards. Seems appropriate...

Posted by: Buddy Bizarre at January 14, 2012 10:16 PM (y+LPw)

1007 Well you can't say Tom Brady didn't earn it.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 10:17 PM (hIWe1)

1008 990
wow what a sucky first half. Time to turn Tebow and the defense looose and see what happens. They need to rush brady every fucking play and let Tebow throw it.Posted by: robtr at January 14, 2012 10:02 PM (MtwBb)

That's a strategy that will result in the Pats putting up over 70 points by the end of the game.

Posted by: Slappy at January 14, 2012 10:17 PM (LTbLf)

1009 Okay, time to turn on The Who and crack open the Gibbon. And the vodka. Ugh.

Posted by: Jeff B. at January 14, 2012 10:19 PM (hIWe1)

1010 too bad tebow doesn't play defense

Posted by: tibeet, etc. at January 14, 2012 10:19 PM (e0TtL)

1011 yeah they need to start pulling plays from the longest yard and the replacements if they are going to win this.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 10:19 PM (loM0R)

1012 that is good shit, boulder. (Dear Clarence)

Yeah, I am a liberal like Ayn Rand and Hayek, an EVIIIL Secularist! Holy shit! Its holy hell!

Posted by: Clarence at January 14, 2012 10:19 PM (z0HdK)

1013 did brady sign any contracts in blood or make any sales lately?

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 10:21 PM (loM0R)

1014 Tim Tebow???

Who???

Posted by: NE Defense at January 14, 2012 10:21 PM (/izg2)

1015 If was gay I would rather do Brady than do He (Teeboo)

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 10:21 PM (O0coG)

1016 1011
yeah they need to start pulling plays from the longest yard and the replacements if they are going to win this.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 10:19 PM (loM0R)The Longest Yard? Are members of the Broncos' defense going to punch Brady in the face with brass knuckles and is Tebow going to throw a football into the nuts of a rushing Vince Wilfork? That would definitely make the second half interesting.

Posted by: Slappy at January 14, 2012 10:23 PM (LTbLf)

1017 It's raining touchdowns! Woo hoo!

The Tebows have no umbrellas.

Posted by: Hamersmith Police at January 14, 2012 10:25 PM (Onw8c)

1018 If was gay I would rather do Brady than do He (Teeboo
IF you were gay. Haha*cough*haaahahaa

Posted by: Ronster at January 14, 2012 10:28 PM (JGYCE)

1019 The Longest Yard? Are members of the Broncos' defense going to punch Brady in the face with brass knuckles and is Tebow going to throw a football into the nuts of a rushing Vince Wilfork? That would definitely make the second half interesting.

Posted by: Slappy at January 14, 2012 10:23 PM (LTbLf)

all that and some curtain rodding as well. they need to throw them off their game and scare them a little.

Posted by: yankeefifth at January 14, 2012 10:28 PM (loM0R)

1020 Completions matter?!? Who knew!!

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at January 14, 2012 10:44 PM (/WZ6r)

1021 Of course, the Patriots have the worst Defense, and the Broncos have the best running Offense in the NFL. This game will be a Close Call.

Posted by: chunky at January 14, 2012 10:50 PM (zHcef)

1022 Hey Tom, stop throwing those damn spirals. I'm starting to look like a wounded duck out here!!

Posted by: Tebow's Wobbly Pass at January 14, 2012 10:52 PM (/WZ6r)

1023 Wow. Denver has 10!

Posted by: chunky at January 14, 2012 10:54 PM (zHcef)

1024 God, where are u?

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 10:56 PM (O0coG)

1025 Money fkingggg ballll

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 10:57 PM (O0coG)

1026 Those Patriot Defense players? and the Patriots on the sideline? They did NOT laugh at Team Tebow's latest throw. Nope. There is was no flag thrown for laughing.

Posted by: chunky at January 14, 2012 11:01 PM (zHcef)

1027 Only god can save this one...

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 11:10 PM (O0coG)

1028 Kraft in his owner's box sitting with Senator Cambodia Seared In His Mind.

I have become a man of constant sorrow.


Posted by: Hamersmith Police at January 14, 2012 11:15 PM (Onw8c)

1029 Where are the fking patriots tonight???? Gods warriors lost

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 11:15 PM (O0coG)

1030 You know I am way better lookin than you, so massive confidence, but I sneeze incessantly.

Posted by: If at January 14, 2012 11:21 PM (O0coG)

1031 I was taking a quick cat-nap, what did I miss?

Posted by: GOD at January 14, 2012 11:40 PM (Sh42X)

1032 74
"Next game, all I want is for one of Tebow's passes to hit Belichick in the crotch."

If only!

Posted by: wankette at January 15, 2012 12:17 AM (CrYip)

1033 Cummins, Caterpillar, Deutz, Parker, Komatsu, Scania, Volvo, Iveco, Pekins, Mitsubishi, Hitachi, Nissan, Hitachi, Hino, Isuzu, Mann, Toyotaoil filter air filterand others.

Posted by: hftvj at January 15, 2012 12:43 AM (ZQ4wh)

1034 So....where's yer God now, Tebow...?

Posted by: Bill Maher at January 15, 2012 01:50 AM (ULADD)

1035 Pipe fitting pipe fittings carbon steel pipe fittings
Carbon steel pipe fitting Steel pipe fitting Butt welded elbow Pipe fittings
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Posted by: pipe fittings at January 15, 2012 04:26 AM (M2IYH)

1036 Next game, all I want is for one of Tebow's passes to hit Belichick in the crotch Bill Maher in the face."

Fixed.

Posted by: OregonMuse at January 15, 2012 12:30 PM (SbxFW)






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