Overnight Open Thread

Evening y'all. Any of you morons living in Kansas City, Missouri have a pretty cool opportunity to own a piece of history. Bonnie And Clyde's Winchester Model 1897 And Thompson Up For Auction. If you had to choose only one, which one would you bid on? I think I'd go for the Thompson.

In April of 1933, the Joplin, Missouri police raided Bonnie and Clyde's property and taken a small cache of weapons ammo, and other stuff into custody. Part of that cache was one Thompson submachine gun and one Winchester Model 1897. These are those guns.

Daniel Craig

Ok, a little beefcake for the 'ettes. I know mpfs is probably already getting the vapors! Well, it would seem Daniel Craig Loves His Weiner And Third Nipple. Third nipple??? Meh. I'm still waiting for the third boobeh chick to show up.

Be On The Lookout

Morons, if you see this guy as your doctor, run. Run fast, run far away. Dr. Paul Perito Blamed For Amputating Two Patients Penises After Botched Operations.


Evil Kitteh

This kitteh is kinda freaky.


Evil Women

Good God. 10 Of The Most Evil Women That You Wouldn't Want To Meet.

Known as Australia’s Hannibal, Katherine Knight was first Australian woman to be sentenced to life imprisonment without parole. Her first marriage was so violent that she even tried to strangle her husband, hard drinking David Kellett, on their wedding night. She explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times. In her next relationship with David Saunders, Knight became so jealous that she cut the throat of his two-month-old dingo pup in front of him, in order to show him what would happen if he ever had an affair before. And although Knight’s next ‘lover’ John Charles Thomas Price was well aware of her violent reputation, he allowed her move into his house and became her next victim. The relationship ended with Knight stabbing Price to death with a butcher’s knife. Price’s autopsy revealed that he had been stabbed at least 37 times, in both the back and front of his body with many of the wounds extending into vital organs. But that’s not all. Few hours after Price had died, she skinned him and hung the skin from a meat hook on the architrave of a door to the lounge room. Then she cut off his head and put it in the soup pot, baked his buttocks, and prepared vegetables and gravy to accompany the ‘roast’. The meal and a vindictive note were set out for the children, but luckily discovered by police before they arrived home.

Appliance Tips

This is a pretty good guide on when you should replace appliances. Still not sure if I would replace my top loading washing machine for one of those more "efficient" front loading ones. What Appliances Are Worth Upgrading? And yes, that is Teri Hatcher in the above picture and if she was on my washer and dryer, I wouldn't replace those either!

A Bit Of WWII History

I had never heard of this story until today. Horace Greasley, The Man Who Escaped A Nazi POW Camp Over 200 Times And Returned To Captivity After Each Escape. Why you ask? Well that dude was in love with a local girl and was escaping to get some lovin' and then he would sneak back into his camp and act like nothing happened. He did this for 5 years! Wow.

Ads From Back In The Day

You wouldn't be able to air these ads today. No way. Top 48 Ads That Would Never Be Allowed Today.

Saturday Evening JDAM

Bar People

This is a pretty good list. People You See At The Bar. Oh I hated the Dancing Queen types. I'm sure we can come up with some more types that we can't stand at the bar. Like the cock blocker.


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Comments

1 the president is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 07, 2012 09:58 PM (Ho2rs)

2 Slow night so far.

Posted by: CDR M at January 07, 2012 10:01 PM (Ybl9g)

3 Coulda been first

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 07, 2012 10:02 PM (uuOfy)

4 Daniel Craig has 3 nipples?!?!?!

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 10:02 PM (P1nni)

5 You guys playing cards?

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 07, 2012 10:02 PM (uuOfy)

6 coulda, woulda, shoulda.......wasn't

Posted by: phoenixgirl all in for perry at January 07, 2012 10:03 PM (Ho2rs)

7
I about let some of my clutter kill me today. If you're on Facebook details are on my profile.

Posted by: Scott J at January 07, 2012 10:03 PM (m9e9j)

8 Hike Appalachian Trail solo?

Check. Punched.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at January 07, 2012 10:04 PM (P1nni)

9
Yeah, I have lots to do on that man card.
Have rebuilt engines, grown epic beard (was told I'd make a great Santa someday).
Have killed deer but all with rifle and no large racks.

Posted by: Scott J at January 07, 2012 10:08 PM (m9e9j)

10 Hi y'all.

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 10:08 PM (d88g9)

11 Glenlivet and rescue kitten too.

Posted by: Scott J at January 07, 2012 10:08 PM (m9e9j)

12 'Sup Bomber?

Bold calls on this Saints drive.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 10:09 PM (P1nni)

13 Is ther some kind of Terry Hatcher site, you know,with or without hosehold appliances?

Posted by: Javems at January 07, 2012 10:09 PM (P9CJ1)

14 I survived a rattlesnake bite when I was 4. Looks like I need to get to work on the other stuff on that card.

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 10:09 PM (d88g9)

15 That beer looks good.

Posted by: mike at January 07, 2012 10:10 PM (IU2Za)

16 The girl who road the horse on the beach - she is in Zen and very very sexy. I highly recommend the mini series.

Posted by: mike at January 07, 2012 10:11 PM (IU2Za)

17 Dang bomber. How'd the snake get you?

Posted by: CDR M at January 07, 2012 10:13 PM (Ybl9g)

18 I prefer this version of that Daniel Craig pic.

'Sup jackwagons.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 07, 2012 10:13 PM (Gk3SS)

19 Ok, so it's Teri.

Posted by: Javems at January 07, 2012 10:14 PM (P9CJ1)

20 Thanks for the ONT; the liveblogging overwhelms me and the "debate" is bullshit.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:15 PM (7yvLv)

21 I'm guessing only a few of us aren't watching the debate. FFS, what are they going to say today that is any different than what they said at a debate 3 months ago.

The only highlight I could see would be for all the candidates to tell Herr Doktor to STFU.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 07, 2012 10:17 PM (uuOfy)

22 So women find men that look like Vladmir Putin sexy?

Different strokes for different folks and all that, but if Daniel Craig is the definition of sexy, I'll remain an ugly ginger male. I have some dignity, damn it!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 10:17 PM (UR5vq)

23 2000lb JDAM? You're welcome!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:17 PM (7yvLv)

24 I think only 46 of those ads would never be allowed today.

In the "how do you clean spots off floors", I'm not catching the sexism. The model is just... a woman trying to clean the floor. I see that sort of stuff on TV commercials all the time.

Also, the lightly-BDSM Van Heusen shirt ad - "daring, audacious" - that sort of ad is still being made a lot these days. Even more so in fact.

Posted by: Boulder Toilet Hobo at January 07, 2012 10:18 PM (QQAJP)

25 We want topless Gerard Butler pics!!!!! Daniel Craig us NASTY. Spit.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 10:18 PM (T8y7X)

26 How'd the snake get you?
I stepped on him. Just a pygmy rattler, but they're pretty big when you're 4. I didn't see him, and he got my shoe with one fang, ankle with the other, so it didn't look like a snakebite until my leg swelled up to the hip. Then they gave me so much of the antivenin that I had a reaction to it too (love that '70s medicine), and they told me I was allergic to it and to never get bit again. So I was kinda Indiana Jones about snakes before Indy was.

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 10:19 PM (d88g9)

27 She explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times.

Totally justifiable.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 07, 2012 10:19 PM (hO8IJ)

28 Duly noted bebe.

Posted by: CDR M at January 07, 2012 10:19 PM (Ybl9g)

29 There's a debate on? During football?

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 10:21 PM (d88g9)

30 Gerald Butler

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 10:21 PM (UR5vq)

31 22 no. He's got a hot bod, but his face is kreepee.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 10:21 PM (O7ksG)

32 Great find on the Teri Hatcher pic, CDR M

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 10:22 PM (P1nni)

33 I'll remain a n ugly sexy smart ginger male

FIFY, Dr K!

And no, I don't find that guy all that attractive. Nice shoulders, and he thankfully has some body hair but other than that, meh.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 10:22 PM (SsG4J)

34 OK, safe, no punches on the man card except the rescue kitten, and didn't really climb a tree for that and women are allowed to rescue cats. Thought I might be in danger with the rattlesnake but I haven't ever been bitten, or actually even killed one.

Posted by: Palerider at January 07, 2012 10:22 PM (ql12X)

35 She explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times for a total of 23 seconds.
Minor clarification.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:22 PM (7yvLv)

36 Thanks Cdr M!

Nice work Kratos, beers on me.

Posted by: bebe's boobs deseroy at January 07, 2012 10:23 PM (T8y7X)

37 Rogerdoes dislike the Kardashians, that's a plus.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 10:23 PM (O7ksG)

38 Still not sure if I would replace my top loading washing machine for one of those more "efficient" front loading ones.
Do you like having clean clothes? Then keep the old one.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 07, 2012 10:24 PM (hO8IJ)

39 Someone needs to have a little "gun safety" chat with that Bonnie broad . . . .

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:24 PM (7yvLv)

40 Who's up for some naked twister ?

Posted by: grease monkey at January 07, 2012 10:24 PM (VSWPU)

41 Bebe, I thought we wanted topless Marine pics?

Where's Gushie?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 10:24 PM (SsG4J)

42 Even worse than cutting off penises, if you can believe it, is this is the same doctor who was busted for watering down drugs for cancer patients and pocketing the profits.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 10:25 PM (piMMO)

43 but his face is kreepee.

I can't get past that, no matter how hot his bod is. Especially when I can ogle Butler

Posted by: bebe's boobs deseroy at January 07, 2012 10:25 PM (T8y7X)

44 38
Still not sure if I would replace my top loading washing machine for one of those more "efficient" front loading ones.
Do you like having clean clothes? Then keep the old one.


Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 07, 2012 10:24 PM (hO8IJ)
--I'm not sure I wash enough clothes to make much difference (that will change after the baby arrives) nd in any case both water and electricity are cheap here.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 10:26 PM (P1nni)

45 Even worse than cutting off penises
I gotta tell ya, NDH, it's a close call.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:27 PM (7yvLv)

46 WTF is a "buckskin knife"? Do they mean a skinning knife, or a Buck knife?

You didn't find this in Men's Health, did you? I smell a metrosexual.

Posted by: comatus at January 07, 2012 10:29 PM (ySTXt)

47 --I'm not sure I wash enough clothes to make much difference (that will
change after the baby arrives) nd in any case both water and electricity
are cheap here.

The amount of laundry isn't really a factor; the new low-water machines don't rinse away the soil once it's been lifted from the fabric (if it is at all, with "eco" detergent-free detergent...). The soil just re-deposits.

White socks make Gaia sad, or something.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 07, 2012 10:31 PM (hO8IJ)

48 How much beard is epic? I usually don't shave between Friday and Monday mornings.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:31 PM (7yvLv)

49 WTF is a "buckskin knife"?

I was wondering about that myself, comatus.....

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 10:32 PM (SsG4J)

50 Thanks for the Horace Greasley story. somewhat sad ending. Would be interesting (sad but int.) to know if the child was his?

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 10:33 PM (O7ksG)

51 The L Rob household went to a front loader about 6 years ago. Once I convinced Mrs L Rob that it could not be jammed completely full of clothes, it began to perform pretty well. It does use a whole lot less water; we have a septic system so that matters.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:33 PM (7yvLv)

52 It a buckskin knife a medium-sized knife with a buckskin sheath or does it refer to something else?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 10:34 PM (UR5vq)

53 49 Perhaps a knife w/ a handle made out of buckskin antler? Just a guess.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at January 07, 2012 10:35 PM (O7ksG)

54 Naw Kratos, whoever made that graphic probably meant a buck knife in a sheath.

Posted by: CDR M at January 07, 2012 10:35 PM (Ybl9g)

55 Buckskin sheath anyway.

Posted by: CDR M at January 07, 2012 10:36 PM (Ybl9g)

56 I thought we wanted topless Marine pics?

Oh yeah, not gonna say no to those.

Where's Gushie?

She's not doing so hot. Lost a boarder she's had for years to colic yesterday. She was a friend's horse, so its like she lost one of her own.

This year is NOT starting well

Posted by: bebe's boobs deseroy at January 07, 2012 10:36 PM (T8y7X)

57 I'm OK with the knife by CDR M's definition, but no scotch at all, thank you very much.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:37 PM (7yvLv)

58 I have some dignity, damn it!

Since when were we allowed to have dignity on the ONT?

Posted by: alexthechick at January 07, 2012 10:37 PM (Gk3SS)

59 Posted by: bebe's boobs deseroy at January 07, 2012 10:36 PM (T8y7X)

Damn.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 10:38 PM (SsG4J)

60 Getting tired of coming back to washing machines every ten days. It is not the front-loader aspect that screws up the newest washers. I have never owned a top-loader. My mother's first front-loader was a Bendix made in 1947. It is a superior design and that is all there is to it.

The complaints on "high-tech" front-loaders are now echoed by buyers of the newest top-loaders. Pay attention now, this 2X4 is getting a dent in it.


Posted by: comatus at January 07, 2012 10:38 PM (ySTXt)

61 I have yet to try 18yo Scotch neat or otherwise, but I'd sure like to.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 10:39 PM (P1nni)

62 Bebe, did you type your name drunk tonight?

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 10:39 PM (GULKT)

63 If that is all a buckskin knife is, than Crocodile Dundee must ask - Is That a Knife?


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 10:39 PM (UR5vq)

64 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 07, 2012 10:39 PM (JMmQ9)

65 I hate bar people.

Posted by: George Thoroughgood at January 07, 2012 10:40 PM (Lpgtj)

66 Dignity requires wearing pants.
Fuck dignity.

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 10:40 PM (GULKT)

67 Comatus, I didn't start it and I solemnly swear that's the first post I've ever made on the subject. It is now the last. You and me - you and me.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:41 PM (7yvLv)

68 65
I hate bar people.


Posted by: George Thoroughgood at January 07, 2012 10:40 PM (Lpgtj)
--You're not allowed to sock him without a link to the video.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 10:41 PM (P1nni)

69 Bebe, did you type your name drunk tonight?

Nah, my boobehs insisted on typing the name in. On the iPhone.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 10:42 PM (T8y7X)

70 Rick and Rick 2012?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at January 07, 2012 10:42 PM (piMMO)

71 Rebuilt a 2 liter Lotus engine years ago, learned how to weld (on the same car) and once rescued the neighbor's freezing kitten when it was 20 below (and that's not an exaggeration). I've had beards but none of them epic - just kinda scruffy at times.
I got a face scar from the time I got shingles on my face, but I doubt that counts, and it's not huge.
What do I win? Nuthin', probly.
It's Saturday night, i'm sick of football and politics. Whazzup?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 07, 2012 10:43 PM (sJTmU)

72 Darren Sprouls was fantastic with the Chargers, he's fantastic with the Saints

Brees, Sprouls ... The Saints can just call up the Chargers front office to see who they don't want around anymore

Posted by: kbdabear at January 07, 2012 10:45 PM (Y+DPZ)

73 The complaints on "high-tech" front-loaders are now echoed by buyers of the newest top-loaders.

The position of the door is not the problem. The lack of sufficient water combined with worthless detergents is the problem.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 07, 2012 10:45 PM (hO8IJ)

74 Rick and Rick 2012?
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

Sounds like a rick-roll

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 07, 2012 10:45 PM (sJTmU)

75 Nah, my boobehs insisted on typing the name in. On the iPhone.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 10:42 PM (T8y7X)
Have your boobies take some self pictures with it too then.

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 10:46 PM (GULKT)

76 I must learn to weld.

Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2012 10:47 PM (sQF+X)

77 --You're not allowed to sock him without a link to the video.

Fuck off

Posted by: George Thorogood at January 07, 2012 10:48 PM (Lpgtj)

78 Nah, my boobehs insisted on typing the name in. On the iPhone.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 10:42 PM (T8y7X)

Can you knit sweaters with those things, bebe?

That would be quite a sight...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 10:48 PM (niZvt)

79 What do I win? Nuthin', probly.

The respect and affection of all the 'ettes? Well, mine anyway. Especially nicely done on teh kitty!

We 'ettes need to come up with our own version of the Man Card.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 10:48 PM (SsG4J)

80 Did anyone tell Detroit the game lasts 60 minutes?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at January 07, 2012 10:49 PM (hO8IJ)

81 Perry got no action tonight

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 07, 2012 10:49 PM (FKQng)

82 Repugs would outlaw all boobies if they could.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 10:49 PM (AYF2H)

83 We 'ettes need to come up with our own version of the Man Card.
Oh, this I must see!

Hi, Tammy.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:50 PM (7yvLv)

84 I have a hunch of what kind of knife the Manliness Expert thinks he's talking about. When the carrying of non-folding "sheath" knives with 4-1/2 to 6-inch blades first caught on, about the same time chained trucker wallets were becoming popular, the Buck brand was so respected that all such blades were called "Buck knives." Mine was a Western, then made in Denver. Most US blade makers are long gone now.

Then Rambo came along, and blade size got all compensatory until the habit got laughed at. For reference, if you're using a straight knife as a camp, hunting, or cooking tool, a good rule of thumb (ew) is to measure the distance across the palm side of your knuckles and get a blade that length. That's the best balance point for controlling the blade.

I can't speak highly enough of Buck. Success did spoil them -- they had a high-capacity factory and imported from the Pac Rim. Several years ago, they pulled in their horns, closed the branch plants, and went home to Idaho, where they are all made now. If a Scout earns the Eagle rank, they will engrave their classic model with name, troop and date of rank, and ship it, at no additional charge. Good people.

Posted by: comatus at January 07, 2012 10:50 PM (ySTXt)

85 Well, I have, or had, an epic beard, so thats one. I am not sure what a "buckskin knife" is, but I do own a knife with an antler crown handle and a deerskin sheath. As an added bonus, I hand-forged it myself.

Posted by: Kim Jung-Un at January 07, 2012 10:51 PM (sEvRn)

86 Kid 3 of 3 has a front-loading washer and dryer...she says the seals around the door get, and stay, damp, and after a while they start to smell really bad.
I wanted one. I'm over it now.

Posted by: antisocialist at January 07, 2012 10:51 PM (j/nZn)

87 We 'ettes need to come up with our own version of the Man Card.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor

A VISA with a really high credit limit?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 07, 2012 10:52 PM (sJTmU)

88 It's Saturday night, i'm sick of football and politics. Whazzup?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 07, 2012 10:43 PM

Politics is understandable. But your football fatigue is a violation. Please leave your Man Card at the front desk before you leave

Posted by: AoSHQ Man Card Compliance Dept at January 07, 2012 10:52 PM (Y+DPZ)

89 Off sock.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 07, 2012 10:52 PM (sEvRn)

90 Saints are running away with it.

Posted by: joncelli at January 07, 2012 10:53 PM (+MbqG)

91 Love Buck knives, but the old ones were pretty dadgummed hard. Sharpening, while infrequently required, was time consuming.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:53 PM (7yvLv)

92 Evening all.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at January 07, 2012 10:53 PM (qjUnn)

93 77
--You're not allowed to sock him without a link to the video.

Fuck off


Posted by: George Thorogood at January 07, 2012 10:48 PM (Lpgtj)
--Indeed: Can't watch it in Canada, fuckers.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 10:54 PM (P1nni)

94 Well, for what it's worth, here is my view of tonight's debate:

1. George Stephanopolous is an utter asshole

2. George Stephanopolous is an utter asshole

3. I think everyone had a good night

4. If Perry had done this well along, he would be the front runner tonight. It's a shame about him, it really is.

5. Santorum did well; I don't think he will do a Cain-like fade.

6. Huntsman did well, though I winced when he spoke Chinese. Yuck. Otherwise, too bad told him that his best bet was to act like he hated conservatives... he said some good things tonight.

7. I think Romney did the best I've ever seen him do. He made George Stephanoplous look like the utter asshole he is. (Did I mention George Stephanopolous came across as an utter asshole tonight?)

8. Contraception, as we know it, is safe in our country tonight.

9. Romney made an impassioned plea, I think, for conservative support tonight. His quote of the Declaration of Independence and his exposition of his vision of American exceptionalism was brilliant. He did great. I don't doubt at all that he will be the nominee; I think tonight sewed it up for him.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 10:54 PM (niZvt)

95 Ladies, you can own me with enough cash. I don't wants your babies, I want comfort

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 10:54 PM (AYF2H)

96 Please leave your Man Card at the front desk before you leave
Posted by: AoSHQ Man Card Compliance Dept

You can have my Man Card when you can pry it from my cold dead fingers, or my sweaty stinky wallet. Whatever.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 07, 2012 10:56 PM (sJTmU)

97 What are these sharp elbows that you people joke about?

For that matter, what are elbows?

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 07, 2012 10:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

98 Tonight, George Stephanopolous will carefully inventory his stockpile of rubbers that are ridged for her added pleasure...

As though he ever has need of them.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 10:56 PM (niZvt)

99 Hey, anybody here playing SWTOR? Started it last night, pretty cool so far. We need to get a moron guild going, if there's not one already.

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 10:56 PM (d88g9)

100 For reference, if you're using a straight knife as a camp, hunting, or cooking tool, a good rule of thumb (ew) is to measure the distance across the palm side of your knuckles and get a blade that length. That's the best balance point for controlling the blade.
Knife blades, at least good ones, can have the thickness taper to keep the balance where you want it.

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 07, 2012 10:57 PM (sEvRn)

101 A.J. Green really let me down in my fantasy picks tonight. All my other options are doing pretty good.

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 10:57 PM (GULKT)

102 Damn, I would have loved a game like this from Calvin during fantasy football season.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 10:57 PM (P1nni)

103 I want me some Meghan Kelly.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 10:58 PM (AYF2H)

104 99 Hey, anybody here playing SWTOR? Started it last night, pretty cool so far. We need to get a moron guild going, if there's not one already.
Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 10:56 PM (d88g9)
I broke down and bought it. Its not too bad.

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 10:58 PM (GULKT)

105 I don't doubt at all that he will be the nominee;

Yeah (sour grapes coming; fair warning), after the insightful folks in Iowa, New frickin Hampshire where Republican means mid-left-wing Democrat, and then South Carolina have spoken, it will be conventional wisdom. Wouldn't want any of those flyover nutcases weighing in, would we?

Anyhoo, ABO.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 10:58 PM (7yvLv)

106 Heh. Lottery is for suckers, especially in Illinois.

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 10:59 PM (d88g9)

107 That girl looks like she's REALLY enjoying sitting atop her washer and dryer... can we safely assume they are in the on position??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 10:59 PM (niZvt)

108 That Cointreau ad is good advice.

Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at January 07, 2012 11:00 PM (A2NOM)

109 Lottery is for suckers
The lottery is a voluntary tax on the mathematically challenged.

But someone's got to win.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 11:00 PM (7yvLv)

110 I would really like to see the primaries start CLOSED and be in two bell-weather states like Missouri or Ohio. Those two states usually represent a good cross-section of the electorate in the US.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 07, 2012 11:01 PM (sJTmU)

111 Hi, L Rob!

Hi Bomber, how is the wee Bomberette?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:01 PM (SsG4J)

112 The Saints are the team the Lions think and wish they are.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 11:02 PM (P1nni)

113 Hi Tammy. She's good. Nine months old, but acts like she's about 15. She loves to talk, and I get the feeling that when she finally learns some actual words I'll never get another word in around here.

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 11:03 PM (d88g9)

114 Hey, anybody here playing SWTOR? Started it last night, pretty cool so
far. We need to get a moron guild going, if there's not one already.

Do. Not. Tempt. Happy. Fun. Alex. I just kicked the WoW habit.

Posted by: alexthechick at January 07, 2012 11:03 PM (Gk3SS)

115 OK grey baby, you filet the fish with the machete. Much bigger man.
Jesus Christ. Do you throw it in gun duels too, like James Coburn?


Posted by: comatus at January 07, 2012 11:03 PM (ySTXt)

116 Game over. Time to retire to listen to podcasts.

Posted by: logprof at January 07, 2012 11:04 PM (P1nni)

117
The Lottery is for rubes who don't know how to lose their money playing Baccarat or marrying a young chick for love.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 11:04 PM (TkGkA)

118 Oooh, my panties are moist in anticipation of Tebows massive debacle tomorrow.

God save us all

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 11:05 PM (AYF2H)

119 I get the feeling that when she finally learns some actual words I'll never get another word in around here.

Yea, you're probably right about that!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:05 PM (SsG4J)

120 114 Hey, anybody here playing SWTOR? Started it last night, pretty cool so far. We need to get a moron guild going, if there's not one already.Do. Not. Tempt. Happy. Fun. Alex. I just kicked the WoW habit.
Posted by: alexthechick at January 07, 2012 11:03 PM (Gk3SS)
Took me a while to get my lightsaber and ship. I think they were a bit misleading in how quick you get those. But they do actually come with in the first two planets you visit.

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 11:05 PM (GULKT)

121 Repugs would outlaw all boobies if they could.

Yeah, and monkeys may fly outta my butt.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:05 PM (T8y7X)

122 Just remember, Bomber (and by the way I like your nic), two years teaching them to walk and talk; sixteen more telling them to sit down and shut up!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 11:06 PM (7yvLv)

123 There has to be a game change for Perry. I really still think Santorum will be gone next week.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 07, 2012 11:07 PM (FKQng)

124 My boss walked in and asked what the score was.

I responded with: Alot.

Posted by: Zakn at January 07, 2012 11:07 PM (7F9i5)

125 Have your boobies take some self pictures with it too then.
Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 10:46 PM (GULKT)

When they figure out how to set up pay per view, you will be the first to know.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:07 PM (T8y7X)

126 I really still think Santorum will be gone next week.
Posted by: Flapjackmaka
Are you sniffin' glue tonight?

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch writes.... at January 07, 2012 11:08 PM (sJTmU)

127 Come play Eve. It's not a game. It's a second fucking job.

Posted by: Zakn at January 07, 2012 11:09 PM (7F9i5)

128 @105: Would you like some whine with those grapes?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:09 PM (niZvt)

129 Itmust be wrong to feel good about seeing that 2000 pounder impact. It just has to be wrong. I guess I only hope that it killed everybody, so that the goats didn't suffer the next day.

Posted by: Errol at January 07, 2012 11:09 PM (vewos)

130 Come play Eve. It's not a game. It's a second fucking job.

Seriously, y'all need to do this. It's pretty cool.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:09 PM (SsG4J)

131 "Yeah, and monkeys may fly outta my butt.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:05 PM (T8y7X)"
Rupugs, sex, and fun, are like oil, water and dirt. Not likely to mix.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 11:10 PM (AYF2H)

132 Who knew contraception was such a burning issue in 21st century?

Who KNEW???

George Stephanopolous, THAT'S WHO!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:10 PM (niZvt)

133 131 "Yeah, and monkeys may fly outta my butt.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:05 PM (T8y7X)"

Will you sell them in jars??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:11 PM (niZvt)

134 buzzion, what server are you on? I only made it to lvl 2 last night so I'm not overly invested in my only character.

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 11:11 PM (d88g9)

135 It's pretty cool.


Our war is pretty much wrapped up. Don't know if we are going to start another one yet. I think the answer is...Probably

Posted by: Zakn at January 07, 2012 11:11 PM (7F9i5)

136 Hi all

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:13 PM (7FadD)

137 Don't know if we are going to start another one yet. I think the answer is...Probably

Ya think???

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:13 PM (SsG4J)

138 I'm on Whitebeam Run. East Coast server

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 11:13 PM (GULKT)

139 128 @105: Would you like some whine with those grapes?

Nah. Ironically, in 08 I was pretty well set to vote Romney (and essentially anyone else on the planet other than McCain), but by the time we got to the polls, he'd already conceded the race.
This year I'm somewhere on the other side of the Romney coin but again looks like it won't matter.
Where's the ACLU? I'm disenfranchised, damnit!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 11:13 PM (7yvLv)

140 Will you sell them in jars??
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:11 PM (

Why yes, I will. Being a capitalist money loving whore, I will deliver what the market wants.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:14 PM (T8y7X)

141 The Catholic church condems contraception. How many of the left belong to the Catholic church?

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 11:14 PM (AYF2H)

142 SAINTS!

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 07, 2012 11:15 PM (rCEvh)

143 I don't have three nipples. I said my dick is three nipples in length.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at January 07, 2012 11:15 PM (ELPgk)

144 I think the series of debates could be summed up with what we saw tonight from George Huffanoctopus.
That shrunken, smug little dickbag self assuredly runs the show and the GOP candidates play along like he's some sort of elite authority.

But if you walked up to the same chump on the sidewalk in Manchester afterwards and said Hey You, give me your fucking wallet right now, he'd immediately give you a half whimper and the wallet while wetting his pants.
And you wouldn't need a gun or a knife, just a greater sense of perceived authority than that pathetic little shmuck innately understands that he in reality possesses.
But instead of any one of them taking command of the show they just take it in the shorts from that phony commie fuck. That's not even mentioning that drunken has-been bimbo Diane Sawherdidthatsowhat.

Yup, we're boned.

Posted by: ontherocks at January 07, 2012 11:15 PM (HBqDo)

145 After many hours of deliberating I have decided to ask a bunch of morons and their ettes a serious question.
I eat generic Zantac on a regular basis. Tonight I got into a bottle that I have had for about 2 doses worth. When I tipped it get out my usual 3 pills (round pink tabs) out fell two clear capsules with grains inside. I emptied the bottle and discovered there were a total of 4 unidentifiable capsules inside.
My delima is do I just pitch it and go buy new? Do I bring it up to the Walmart pharmacist where I bought it from? Or do I make a stink to the company? I am the last to make waves but since I have no idea what these are I am a bit concerned that somebody else may take these and be in danger....

Posted by: Miss 1974 at January 07, 2012 11:15 PM (47sYn)

146 I did rescue some pussy from a tree one day. With a case of beer on my shoulder.

Posted by: Keith Stone at January 07, 2012 11:17 PM (ELPgk)

147 I emptied the bottle and discovered there were a total of 4 unidentifiable capsules inside.
No markings? Maybe dessicants?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 11:17 PM (7yvLv)

148 I did rescue some pussy from a tree one day. With a case of beer on my shoulder.
Keith Stone? You're so smooth.

Posted by: Some Bimbo in a tight skirt at January 07, 2012 11:18 PM (7yvLv)

149 "142
SAINTS!



Posted by: Trimegistus at January 07, 2012 11:15 PM (rCEvh)"Tiny one, how is Teebow going to do tomorrow? What is god telling your bone(s)?

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 11:18 PM (AYF2H)

150 1974,

Bring it back to the Pharmacy. If they gave you the wrong medication then they need to know.

Posted by: Alex at January 07, 2012 11:18 PM (+1TUS)

151 Moron(ette) Help Needed

The better half has gotten interested in hog-hunting, we've never hunted anything **at all** (unless you count mousetraps) -- we have some rifles that may or may not be appropriate, no hunting gear, no hunting license, no idea where to go (but we know leaving Illinois for this is a must), no clue where to start.

Ideas? Anyone here done this before? (Anyone willing to be a guide for a couple of tenderfoots?) ;-)

Posted by: Steck at January 07, 2012 11:18 PM (RL7U1)

152 30 Gerald Butler
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 10:21 PM (UR5vq)
Hes fine, but goes both ways, so will pass.
Liam Neeson, yeah hes quite the man card.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 11:19 PM (R21xD)

153 @145: I was going to make a crack that your best bet would be to pop them and see what happens, but then realized that being a female moron, you just might - DON'T!

I would let the company know.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:19 PM (niZvt)

154 I've rebuilt a few engines, grown a beard, and always drink my single malts neat. I really ought to learn welding.

That debate sucked donkey balls.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2012 11:19 PM (BhuDE)

155 No markings? Maybe dessicants?

Nope. Clear capsule with granules inside. I'm a nurse so I've been around pills. Very odd.

Posted by: Miss 1974 at January 07, 2012 11:19 PM (47sYn)

156 No markings? Maybe dessicants?

Usually those are in a pouch, and are clearly labelled "Do Not Eat".

Posted by: Alex at January 07, 2012 11:19 PM (+1TUS)

157 Miss '74: Definitely go raise hell. Someone screwed up and if you can help prevent it happening again you could save lives. Was it a pharmacy prescription or a manufacturer bottle? I'm betting pharmacy, and someone put some of the Wrong Pills in a bottle, or got them mixed up while filling.

And if it's a manufacturer package, raise holy hell.

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 07, 2012 11:20 PM (rCEvh)

158 I keep going back to that photo hawt chick sitting on her dryer...

Am I wrong??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:20 PM (niZvt)

159 no idea where to go
SE Oklahoma, but you'd better have a cousin from there with you, IYKWIM. Lots of feral hogs down there.

Posted by: Some Bimbo in a tight skirt at January 07, 2012 11:20 PM (7yvLv)

160 Had the front loader washer for 5 yrs. 1 trick is to run special cleaner (Tide makes a good 1 but there are others) 1x wk. No smelly problem - that and keep the washer door openm when not in use to air out.

Posted by: kqb29 at January 07, 2012 11:21 PM (hW7/O)

161 158 I keep going back to that photo hawt chick sitting on her dryer... Am I wrong??
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:20 PM (niZvt)
Yes, she should be sitting on the washing machine waiting for the spin cycle.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 11:21 PM (R21xD)

162 150 1974,Bring it back to the Pharmacy. If they gave you the wrong medication then they need to know.
Posted by: Alex at January 07, 2012 11:18 PM (+1TUS)

Problem is it was an over the counter med. I just happened to buy it at Walmart.

Posted by: Miss 1974 at January 07, 2012 11:21 PM (47sYn)

163 158 I keep going back to that photo hawt chick sitting on her dryer... Am I wrong??
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:20 PM (niZvt)
Its Teri Hatcher. And no.

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 11:22 PM (GULKT)

164 Can't keep my eyes open. 'Night, all!

Posted by: Trimegistus at January 07, 2012 11:22 PM (rCEvh)

165 Danged sock!

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 11:22 PM (7yvLv)

166 Doesn't look like my Model 97. More like an automatic of some type.

Posted by: dennis at January 07, 2012 11:22 PM (PRBNP)

167 Take it back to Wal-Mart, for sure, Miss 1974. Somebody, somewhere needs to know what happened.


Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:22 PM (SsG4J)

168 152 30 Gerald Butler
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 10:21 PM (UR5vq)

Hes fine, but goes both ways,

What? I've heard that about Craig, but never Butler.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:23 PM (T8y7X)

169 Teeee boo

Bahhhh haaaa haaaa

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 11:23 PM (AYF2H)

170 Problem is it was an over the counter med. I just happened to buy it at Walmart.

Still bring it to their attention. If there was a problem with the product, they'll want to know, and they have channels to bring it to the manufacturer's attention. You may also want to contact the manufacturer directly as well.

Posted by: Alex at January 07, 2012 11:24 PM (+1TUS)

171 Been awhile since I've posted cute kid pics, so here we go:

Me and the baby at the Happiest Place on Earth
Bomber Jr at Hollywood Studios on New Years Eve

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 11:24 PM (d88g9)

172 That girl on the dryer looks like a front loader...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:24 PM (niZvt)

173 yeah, mystery pills in a bottle is never a good sign
somebody needs to get a piece of your mind

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:24 PM (7FadD)

174 153 @145: I was going to make a crack that your best bet would be to pop them and see what happens, but then realized that being a female moron, you just might - DON'T! I would let the company know.

Sad thing is I was with the ex when I discovered this and showed him. He encouraged me to try them......I countered with him trying one first but he declined.

Posted by: Miss 1974 at January 07, 2012 11:25 PM (47sYn)

175 She's actually on both machines. Is that some kind of advanced technique?

Posted by: Waterhouse at January 07, 2012 11:25 PM (A2NOM)

176
A thousand nations of the Ron Paul empire descend upon you! Our minions ... will <s>blot out the sun</s> fuck up your on-line poll!

Posted by: Cincinnatus at January 07, 2012 11:25 PM (RUAEU)

177 "164
Can't keep my eye open. 'Night, all!"

Night one eyed trouser snake.

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 11:25 PM (AYF2H)

178 @171: linky no worky

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:25 PM (niZvt)

179 I was going to go out for a drink, but it's already 10:30 here. Dang it.

Posted by: Alex at January 07, 2012 11:25 PM (+1TUS)

180 Miss 1974, I'd contact the manufacturer. Was all the tamper proof packaging intact when you opened the box?

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2012 11:25 PM (BhuDE)

181 Well crap.

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 11:25 PM (d88g9)

182 Miss 1974, did anyone else have access to that bottle ?

Posted by: Steck at January 07, 2012 11:26 PM (RL7U1)

183 175 She's actually on both machines. Is that some kind of advanced technique?
Posted by: Waterhouse at January 07, 2012 11:25 PM (A2NOM)


maybe the dryer is to prevent wet spots?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:26 PM (niZvt)

184 Karen O, Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross - Immigrant Song from the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Soundtrack.

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 11:27 PM (GULKT)

185 if you replace the three underscores with ___, then Bomber's pics work

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:27 PM (7FadD)

186 i m g

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:27 PM (7FadD)

187 Bomber, what's up?

Posted by: Alex at January 07, 2012 11:27 PM (+1TUS)

188 146 I did rescue some pussy from a tree one day. With a case of beer on my shoulder.
Posted by: Keith Stone at January 07, 2012 11:17 PM (ELPgk)
i once caught a 8 lb bass with a pitching wedge while drunk on beer, and i know how to weld.

Posted by: Racefan at January 07, 2012 11:27 PM (fK2j2)

189 I like Daniel Craig, but if I click a link with the phrase "likes his weiner" I'll have to turn in my man card.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at January 07, 2012 11:27 PM (RUAEU)

190 Posted by: Steck at January 07, 2012 11:18 PM (RL7U1)

Y'all need to take a hunting safety class...can you take those in Illinois?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:28 PM (SsG4J)

191 180 Miss 1974, I'd contact the manufacturer. Was all the tamper proof packaging intact when you opened the box?
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2012 11:25 PM (BhuDE)

Yes sir and that is part of my concern. I live in the middle of nowhere so I can't imagine it was something that happened once it got to the store (maybe I am naive..) I can't help but think if it's my bottle it may be inanother out there that doesn't catch it.

Posted by: Miss 1974 at January 07, 2012 11:29 PM (47sYn)

192 ChemJeff are you dislexic?

Powerball number was 24 NOT 42.

and.. I didnt win AGAIN.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at January 07, 2012 11:29 PM (qjUnn)

193 i once caught a 8 lb bass with a pitching wedge while drunk on beer, and i know how to weld.
No explosives involved?
Who doesn't know how to weld?

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 11:30 PM (7yvLv)

194 Price’s autopsy revealed that he had been stabbed at least 37 times, in
both the back and front of his body with many of the wounds extending
into vital organs. But that’s not all. Few hours after Price had died,
she skinned him and hung the skin from a meat hook on the architrave of a
door to the lounge room. Then she cut off his head and put it in the
soup pot, baked his buttocks, and prepared vegetables and gravy to
accompany the ‘roast’.
He totally fell on the knife 37 times. And it was a heck of a thing when various parts fell in the dinner I was cooking. And, uh, I was in too much shock to stop the stove top.


Posted by: A Defense that only a liberal could believe at January 07, 2012 11:30 PM (3aXbg)

195 OK, second attempt:

Me and the baby
Bomber Jr

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 11:30 PM (d88g9)

196 Ok, a little beefcake for the 'ettes. I know mpfs is probably already getting the vapors!
Quite a change from the fur coat Sean Connery sported.

Posted by: A Defense that only a liberal could believe at January 07, 2012 11:30 PM (3aXbg)

197 Tammy al' Thor, I can look for one -- given that it's Illinois though I assume it would be hard to find.

We're very good with gun safety but undoubtedly there's implications with hunting that we've never ever considered.

Posted by: Steck at January 07, 2012 11:30 PM (RL7U1)

198 Good evening, good people. Full of food and football. Life is good.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 07, 2012 11:30 PM (SAMxH)

199 What? I've heard that about Craig, but never Butler.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:23 PM (T8y7X)
Yeah, hes all about keeping an open mind. Or keeping a job in hollyweird.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 11:30 PM (R21xD)

200 Hey, don't attack me. I just work for tips.

Posted by: dr paul perito at January 07, 2012 11:31 PM (sHY5w)

201 To the person wanting to hunt wild hogs with no idea what you are doing -- don't.

By the way, do I get man card points for once killing a rattlesnake with a fist sized piece of petrified wood? I was pirating it from a rancher's land in Wyoming when the snake and I had a disagreement. I won.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2012 11:32 PM (BhuDE)

202 Pixy won't let you link to i m g u r

Posted by: Zakn at January 07, 2012 11:32 PM (8z4Xi)

203 199 What? I've heard that about Craig, but never Butler.
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:23 PM (T8y7X)
Yeah, hes all about keeping an open mind. Or keeping a job in hollyweird.
Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 11:30 PM (R21xD)
So you're saying he really took to the Spartan lifestyle he had in 300

Posted by: buzzion at January 07, 2012 11:32 PM (GULKT)

204 Shrimps I'm sorry, maybe next time
of course I had no idea, I just got 42 from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:33 PM (7FadD)

205 Good night, rons and ettes. Keep yer powder dry.

Posted by: L Rob in OK at January 07, 2012 11:33 PM (7yvLv)

206 Awww, cute Bomber!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:34 PM (T8y7X)

207 Posted by: Steck at January 07, 2012 11:30 PM (RL7U1)

Poke around and find a guide service to take you on your first hog hunt. It will be more expensive than doing it on your own, but it will be a valuable learning experience.

And send me a pork shoulder for the advice.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 07, 2012 11:34 PM (nEUpB)

208 The most interesting thing about the first few ads is not that they'd never make ads like that anymore, but that they do. But now with a bumbling husband instead of a helpless wife.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2012 11:34 PM (3aXbg)

209 194 Price’s autopsy revealed that he had been stabbed at least 37 times, in both the back and front of his body with many of the wounds extending into vital organs. But that’s not all. Few hours after Price had died, she skinned him and hung the skin from a meat hook on the architrave of a door to the lounge room. Then she cut off his head and put it in the soup pot, baked his buttocks, and prepared vegetables and gravy to accompany the ‘roast’.

PMS?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:34 PM (niZvt)

210 GnuBreed, you're no fun! (Where should we start if wild hogs are a goal, though?)

Tammy al' Thor - found a hunter safety course already through Bing, thanks!

'Ettes are the best, I tell ya...


Posted by: Steck at January 07, 2012 11:34 PM (RL7U1)

211 "198
Good evening, good people. Full of food and football. Life is good.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 07, 2012 11:30 PM (SAMxH)"
Tomorrow your boy Teaboo is gonna lose big

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (AYF2H)

212 Problem is it was an over the counter med. I just happened to buy it at Walmart.

Posted by: Miss 1974 at January 07, 2012 11:21 PM (47sYn)
Let me suggest you give serious consideration to the effects of ringing the bell. It will in all probability rain hell down upon your head and shoulders because Wally-World will (?) report the incident to Fedzilla, and you will be questioned at length by the FBI.
They could perform a background check on you to include asking questions of your employer, friends, relatives, and neighbors. This bell cannot be un-rung, and I would make absolutely sure you wish to proceed? If so, I would suggest you consider using an attorney to pass the information which would give your attorney/client privilege, and you could avoid the anal examination.This may be considered tampering, and is a very serious offense. Or, they may consider you suspect and complicit in the crime, if a crime exists. The Feds are not your friend.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (TkGkA)

213 Me and the baby
Wait until he sees the surprise I've got for him in my diaper!

Posted by: Bomber Jr at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (3aXbg)

214 I only made those statements about the times being right for James Bond to have a sex scene with a male because I want to keep working in Hollowood. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (tQHzJ)

215 We're very good with gun safety but undoubtedly there's implications with hunting that we've never ever considered.

Exactly! And while I have never hunted anything at all, I can tell you that feral hogs are meaner than hell. It may be different if you go to some kind of ranch or something, but the ones out in the woods can get huge and they are not naturally shy and skittish like deer. And stink, jesus....

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (SsG4J)

216 Great day of football today! Wish the Lions would've won the night game, it would have been nice to see them go further in the playoffs after such a long time.

I always felt sorry for the designated driver at the bar. Most of the time a group of us would already have a cab set up to come and pick us up at a certain time.

There was the night, though, that our cabbie was speeding and was stopped by a cop, who comes to the driver's window and says "have any of you been drinking?" 4 people said "Well, duh!"


Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 07, 2012 11:36 PM (ejSrN)

217 Miss 1974, with the packaging initially intact you may want to consider contacting the FDA as well. Just a thought.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2012 11:37 PM (BhuDE)

218 CharlieBrown'sDildo we totally owe you a shoulder -- a guide service sounds like a great idea.... any recommendations how to find a good one (and, in what state? we're open to anything in the lower 48.)

Posted by: Steck at January 07, 2012 11:37 PM (RL7U1)

219 Oh, and I *think* that the latest science is that a small consumption of liquor has no effect when breast feeding...but since people may well take that as "a six pack a night is pretty moderate." the official recommendation is none.

Hard to believe pregnant women used to drink alcohol, smoke, eat lunch meat, fish, etc, and somehow civilization did not die.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2012 11:37 PM (3aXbg)

220 Bomber, cute, cute chirrins!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:38 PM (SsG4J)

221 Wait until he sees the surprise I've got for him in my diaper!

Posted by: Bomber Jr at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (3aXbg)
Heh, she did that all the way home. Got sick the last night there, then we spent two days in the car. Every stop we were cleaning up poop or puke or both.About two hours away from the house, she got her big brother sick too. Synchronized puking in the back seat. It was awesome.

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 11:38 PM (d88g9)

222 I only made those statements about the times being
right for James Bond to have a sex scene with a male because I want to
keep working in Hollowood. Yeah, that's the ticket.

Posted by: Daniel Craig at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (tQHzJ)
Well, I would say that Danny boy isn't committed to the boy-girl team, the casting couch, for either gender, is no joke...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2012 11:38 PM (3aXbg)

223 If they look like they could be anything other than dessicants, take them back to WalMart and ask them what they are. They were the last ones to package your meds. If somebody screwed up, they need to know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 11:39 PM (d0Tfm)

224 Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (SsG4J)

I wanted to go hog hunting with my .45 ACP. My smarter friend said, "and what are you going to do if you hit it?"

You are correct, they are mean and tough and can be dangerous.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 07, 2012 11:39 PM (nEUpB)

225 214 I only made those statements about the times being right for James Bond to have a sex scene with a male because I want to keep working in Hollowood.  Yeah, that's the ticket.
Posted by: Daniel Craig at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (tQHzJ)

Sean Connery's Bond would skin you and make a roast of your ass a few hours before you died, you stick bundle.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (niZvt)

226
Steck, try this.
hunter-ed.com illinoius hunting course

Posted by: Hobo from heck at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (QE/BE)

227 Hard to believe pregnant women used to drink alcohol, smoke, eat lunch meat, fish, etc, and somehow civilization did not die.

Inbreed also

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (AYF2H)

228 Ok, so speaking of "the guy with 1,000 lines" at a bar - what is the best line you've got...one that's actually worked at least once.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (3aXbg)

229 wait, James Bond is going ghey?
since when?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (7FadD)

230 Exactly! And while I have never hunted anything at
all, I can tell you that feral hogs are meaner than hell. It may be
different if you go to some kind of ranch or something, but the ones out
in the woods can get huge and they are not naturally shy and skittish
like deer. And stink, jesus....


Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (SsG4J)
See Steck, she's no fun either. Seriously, I've heard second hand stories about the meanness and toughness of razorback wild hogs, and I want no piece of them. YMMV

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (BhuDE)

231 Posted by: Steck at January 07, 2012 11:37 PM (RL7U1)

I would start with google, but a personal rec is best. Go to a range where there are hunters zeroing in their rifles, and just start asking. You'll get an earful of information, and some of it will be valuable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (nEUpB)

232 about wild hogs... their meanness ranks right up there with honey badgers, only the hogs are bigger.

Posted by: Racefan at January 07, 2012 11:41 PM (fK2j2)

233 how about "hey baby, want to amortize some annuities back at my place?"

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:41 PM (7FadD)

234 Inbreed also


Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (AYF2H)
Actually it is interesting that most Europeans have spent a millenia marrying people in the same village and yet tend to call Americans inbred hicks...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2012 11:42 PM (3aXbg)

235 Hard to believe we used to ride bikes without helmets, ran barefoot, rode on the sides of pickups and in cars without seatbelts, and our parents beat our asses when we got mouthy, drank whole milk, ate peanut butter, fish, jellowith allergies, etc, etc etc. Sheesh, how did we survive.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 11:42 PM (R21xD)

236 how about "hey baby, want to amortize some annuities back at my place?"

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:41 PM (7FadD)
That means you've got, uh, like money, uh, right? And, uh, lots of it?

Posted by: Some Liberated Feminist at January 07, 2012 11:42 PM (3aXbg)

237 I wanted to go hog hunting with my .45 ACP. My smarter friend said, "and what are you going to do if you hit it?"

LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:43 PM (SsG4J)

238 Theresa, I have to say that (_!_) is a very sexy little icon... Did you come up with that yourself?

And is that what you look like??

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:43 PM (niZvt)

239 I have suffered from a major blonde moment. I commented on an old ONT. Then, I waited on response. Old ONTs have no responses...

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 07, 2012 11:43 PM (otfJ1)

240 " and yet tend to call Americans inbred hicks...

Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2012 11:42 PM (3aXbg)"Or rednecks, hillbillies, etc

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 07, 2012 11:44 PM (AYF2H)

241 I have suffered from a major blonde moment.

how ya doin'?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:44 PM (7FadD)

242 229
wait, James Bond is going ghey?since when?

Virtually since Craig got the part.

Daniel Craig - Craig Wants Gay Bond Scene

Because Allah forbid that a franchise about a smooth, suave ladies-man and spy stay true to the source material. James Bond should be knocking back martinis (shaken, not stirred) not knocking back...you know, .

Just because audiences *might* (and this is a subjective declaration, but for the moment, let's take it as it is) accept such a big deviation from the character, doesn't mean you should make such a change anyway.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at January 07, 2012 11:45 PM (UR5vq)

243 @ 235

Seemed to work just fine for a bunch of us.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 07, 2012 11:45 PM (SAMxH)

244 And Ima kills the thread...

Posted by: Alex at January 07, 2012 11:45 PM (+1TUS)

245 229 wait, James Bond is going ghey?
since when?
Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (7FadD)

I'll only go see a movie of a gay Bond if he habitually skull fucks his victims.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:45 PM (niZvt)

246 Re- people you se at a bar, i remember my first encounter with a desperate cougar, i was 18 or 19 and had just started hitting the bars with my fake id, She was hanging all over me all night while occasionally stumbling off to flirt with another guy, she wasn't really bad looking, just kind of over the hill, but i knew by the way the other guys weren't going for her that something was amiss. By the end of the night she was sloppy drunk and her belly was hanging over her jeans that were about 5 sizes too small for her and she was going from guy to guy looking for someone to go home with, pretty sad, although i did laugh a little.

Posted by: booger at January 07, 2012 11:45 PM (EjNp5)

247 Hiya chemjeff!

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 07, 2012 11:46 PM (otfJ1)

248 Kratos yikes, a ghey Bond just isn't right

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:46 PM (7FadD)

249 not only will a hog kill you, once your dead they will eat you.

Posted by: Racefan at January 07, 2012 11:46 PM (fK2j2)

250 Posted by: Miss 1974 at January 07, 2012 11:21 PM (47sYn)
Let me suggest you give serious consideration to the effects of ringing the bell. It will in all probability rain hell down upon your head and shoulders because Wally-World will (?) report the incident to Fedzilla, and you will be questioned at length by the FBI.
They could perform a background check on you to include asking questions of your employer, friends, relatives, and neighbors. This bell cannot be un-rung, and I would make absolutely sure you wish to proceed? If so, I would suggest you consider using an attorney to pass the information which would give your attorney/client privilege, and you could avoid the anal examination.
This may be considered tampering, and is a very serious offense. Or, they may consider you suspect and complicit in the crime, if a crime exists. The Feds are not your friend.
Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 07, 2012 11:35 PM (TkGkA)

I tried to reply earlier but it didn't go through. Thank you and I will take this into serious consideration.

Posted by: Miss 1974 at January 07, 2012 11:46 PM (47sYn)

251 Sean Connery's Bond would skin you and make a roast of your ass a few hours before you died, you stick bundle.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (niZvt)
See Danny, I told you we'd get together for dinner when this was all through. But I do have to admit, you have impeccable taste.

Posted by: Sean Connery at the end of a Bond I want to see at January 07, 2012 11:47 PM (3aXbg)

252 Sorry about that, Alex. I seem to have a knack for that.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 07, 2012 11:47 PM (otfJ1)

253 hi Ima
when does your next semester start?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:47 PM (7FadD)

254 Kratos yikes, a ghey Bond just isn't right

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:46 PM (7FadD)
Well, he is British.

Posted by: Sad but true at January 07, 2012 11:48 PM (3aXbg)

255 Just had my Dishwasher worked on and was told that the new Dishwashers will now use less water and have a smaller motor. Which means the water won't get as hot as the old ones.

I just cleaned my front loader washer and where you put all the detergent and it was FULL of black mold. I had to take the damn thing apart just to reach certain spots. I should have kept the old one but the wife wanted a new one.

Posted by: Patrick at January 07, 2012 11:48 PM (6WpNC)

256 See Steck, she's no fun either.



Truly, Steck, I think I'd start with something else, but if the man wants to do it, try and get someone with experience to go out with you, a guide like CBD suggested is a great idea.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:48 PM (SsG4J)

257 booger, where do you find women like that?

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:48 PM (7FadD)

258 Gah, Jeff. Monday. Fortunately, this is the last semester! I'm doing the happy dance. I'm ready for the year-round garden and some improvements to the homestead.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 07, 2012 11:49 PM (otfJ1)

259 S'up y'all. Cheers!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 07, 2012 11:49 PM (/izg2)

260 Sorry about that, Alex. I seem to have a knack for that.
No worries. Seems it was just pining for the Fjords.

Posted by: Alex at January 07, 2012 11:49 PM (+1TUS)

261 Ima, was that a valurite moment?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:49 PM (T8y7X)

262 hi NC Ref how goes the homesteading

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:50 PM (7FadD)

263 243 @ 235 Seemed to work just fine for a bunch of us.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 07, 2012 11:45 PM (SAMxH)
Indeed. I feel sorry for these kids now, bunch ofweirdos because their parents are afraid of every damn thing.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 11:50 PM (R21xD)

264 and she was going from guy to guy looking for someone to go home with, pretty sad,Did you get her number by any chance?

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2012 11:50 PM (sHY5w)

265 And we used to play with toy guns, Lou, that didn't even have red barrel-mouth covers on them.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2012 11:51 PM (sHY5w)

266 Cool Czech, saw the logo on somebody's post on another site, anybody "butt" Obama, so I shamelessly stole it.

Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 07, 2012 11:51 PM (ejSrN)

267 I just cleaned my front loader washer and where you put all the
detergent and it was FULL of black mold. I had to take the damn thing
apart just to reach certain spots.


I've had that happen, it's usually caused by the drain in the washer being partially blocked, they also make some dishwasher cleaners that work fairly well, just pop 'em in and let the washer run as usual.

Posted by: booger at January 07, 2012 11:51 PM (EjNp5)

268 If someone could hook me up with 40 acres I would be really stoked. And a mule too.......

Posted by: NC Ref at January 07, 2012 11:51 PM (/izg2)

269 Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:48 PM (SsG4J)

No matter *what* we start with, we'll do it with a guide -- we may be morons but we realize we are total n00bs!


Posted by: Steck at January 07, 2012 11:52 PM (RL7U1)

270 261
Ima, was that a valurite moment?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:49 PM (T8y7X)
I'm assuming that you're talking about my debate comment. No valu-rite. That totally deserved the Bombay Sapphire. I'm getting toasty on the higher end hooch.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 07, 2012 11:52 PM (otfJ1)

271 I think Obama used some of that Chlorinol and passed the bottle to his buddy Eric.

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 07, 2012 11:52 PM (tPymP)

272 244 And Ima kills the thread...
Posted by: Alex at January 07, 2012 11:45 PM (+1TUS)
its not that she killed it. we were all thinking, damn have i ever done that?

Posted by: Racefan at January 07, 2012 11:52 PM (fK2j2)

273 Ima that is good news, then you will be free of higher ed forever!

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:52 PM (7FadD)

274 257
booger, where do you find women like that?

This particular woman was at a countrywestern bar, very Urban Cowboy-ish.

Posted by: booger at January 07, 2012 11:53 PM (EjNp5)

275 anybody "butt" Obama,
How dare you mock the President!

Posted by: meeeghan ( . Y . ) mccain at January 07, 2012 11:53 PM (sHY5w)

276 okay booger thanx for the tip

Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:54 PM (7FadD)

277 There's a reason that parents today fear for their children:
Some of them are provably too stupid to live (rated "G" for "git")
... not staged (at least not intentionally) ... watch at yourown risk.

Posted by: Arbalest at January 07, 2012 11:54 PM (IvcYi)

278 262 hi NC Ref how goes the homesteading

Yeah, doing any home improvements?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2012 11:55 PM (T8y7X)

279 okay booger thanx for the tip
That's what Dr Perito said!

Posted by: michael scott at January 07, 2012 11:55 PM (sHY5w)

280 Night y'all. SWTOR is calling me

Posted by: Bomber at January 07, 2012 11:55 PM (d88g9)

281 Posted by: NC Ref at January 07, 2012 11:51 PM (/izg2)
I have a lead on some awesome property (48 acres) in TN. I'm looking for a partner because I don't know that I can do it myself in the next year. Send me an email at my handle with no spaces at that aohellthingy. Or, find my on the yahoothingy.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 07, 2012 11:55 PM (otfJ1)

282 Did you get her number by any chance?

Heh, no, i did see her at a Waffle House a couple of nights later though, she didn't appear to recognize me.

Posted by: booger at January 07, 2012 11:55 PM (EjNp5)

283 265 And we used to play with toy guns, Lou, that didn't even have red barrel-mouth covers on them.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 07, 2012 11:51 PM (sHY5w)
I grew up in Utah, and the guys I grew up with had the real deal, in the back of every truck. I never worried, hmmm. I will admit however, my psycho brothers did shoot our dolls full of bbs.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 07, 2012 11:55 PM (R21xD)

284 CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJconservative) at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (nEUpB)

Good advice -- our rifle range has periodic "zeroing days" I will check those out.

30-06 appropriate, or will we need something bigger?

Posted by: Steck at January 07, 2012 11:55 PM (RL7U1)

285 Some of them are provably too stupid to live (rated "G" for "git")

Future Obama voters I see

Posted by: Sad but true at January 07, 2012 11:56 PM (3aXbg)

286 The perfect woman:

( . Y . )
( _!_ )

I'm in love!!


Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:57 PM (niZvt)

287 Breitbart's live here right now.

Just for when he reads through the comments ...

Posted by: Andy at January 07, 2012 11:57 PM (XG+Mn)

288 I need to paint. That'll be some major improvements right there.

Posted by: NC Ref at January 07, 2012 11:57 PM (/izg2)

289 Do we have a new troll?

Fresh meeeeeat!

Posted by: DC in Towson at January 07, 2012 11:57 PM (T7PdG)

290 #285 Sad but true
You aren't going to watch, are you ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 07, 2012 11:57 PM (IvcYi)

291 Steck, come back and let us know how it went! (I am resisting the urge to suggest an Uzi or RPG)

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:58 PM (SsG4J)

292 Man Card Qualifiers:
Caught hot flying machined metal chips with my face on many, many occasions.
Ground off part of my very own finger, but just once.
Can weld. Andbuild a motorcycle from raw billets and tubing(includingthe spokes, should you want wire wheels)after drawing all the prints and inspecting all the parts.
Have successfully sassed a cop without getting arrested.
Have left the bar with the best looking girl before midnight.
Have won more fights than I lost.
Was married to Satan's Daughter for twenty-one years and lived to tell the tale.
Sorry, no epic beard, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 11:58 PM (d0Tfm)

293

( . Y . )

) (

( _!_ )



Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:59 PM (SsG4J)

294 3. I think everyone had a good night

I was looking around on the 'Net last night for info on police shootings, and I came across the case of Jerry Kane and his son Joe, who were "sovereign citizens." Remember them? They made their living by giving debt-elimination seminars that were 100 percent scam. On May 10, 2010, they shot to death two cops on the interstate in West Memphis and were then killed by cops in a Wal-Mart parking lot 90 minutes later.

Well, Jerry's seminars were advertised on Ron Paul's forum. I've also discovered that Internet is full of videos "proving" that the dash-cam footage showing the Kanes killing the two cops was either doctored or else re-enacted by people sitting in for the Kanes.

The real story, according to the many supporters of Jerry and Joe Kane--plenty of whom post regularly on dailypaul.com--is that Russian intelligence tracked the Kanes with satellites for the West Memphis cops, who assassinated them in broad daylight because they were disseminating the entirely legitimate secret to proving that you have no legal obligation to pay your mortgage off to banks.

And Ron Paul is running third in the polls to be the GOP nominee.

If you Google "Jerry and Joe Kane" you come up with more insanity than anything the worst of the Occupy lunatics ever said. Fat Jerry Kane kept getting stopped because he refused to have a driver's license, and his weirdo, crew-cut, inbred-looking son would get angrier and angrier each time. When Jerry took his boy on the road to do their seminars, they took Bibles, shiny preachers' suits, bricks of marijuana, and an AK-47.

The best thing about the whole awful incident was that Arkansas Game and Fish Commission wildlife officer Michael Neal rammed the Kanes' van with his giant truck and then fired 30 rounds from his M4 through his windshield, ventilating Fat Jerry and Inbred Joe, who had opened fire on the unarmed police chief and assistant chief, who had tried to stop them in the Wal-Mart parking lot.

When the police reinforcements surrounded the van, Inbred Joe was still alive. He raised his Ak-47 and was then shot about 40 times by the West Memphis cops, ending the whole sordid disaster. Inbred Joe was photographed lying peacefully in the grass, handcuffed and just as dead shit.

And they love the Kanes on the Ron Paul forum.

Posted by: Llarry at January 07, 2012 11:59 PM (Rnfm0)

295 273
Ima that is good news, then you will be free of higher ed forever!


Posted by: chemjeff at January 07, 2012 11:52 PM (7FadD)

I'd love to believe that... I'm holding off on the masters for at least a year. I'm horrified by the liberal bent of my professors. Is there a good, conservative university out there? I'm not ready to pursue my masters but am looking for suggestions.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 07, 2012 11:59 PM (otfJ1)

296 @293: Real improvement, Tammy!

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 07, 2012 11:59 PM (niZvt)

297 ( . Y . )
) (
( _!_ )




Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:59 PM (SsG4J)
Hey baby, that's a mighty fine ASCII you are sporting.

Posted by: Some Cunning Linguist at January 08, 2012 12:00 AM (3aXbg)

298 I'd love to believe that... I'm holding off on the masters for at least a year. I'm horrified by the liberal bent of my professors. Is there a good, conservative university out there? I'm not ready to pursue my masters but am looking for suggestions.
Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 07, 2012 11:59 PM (otfJ1)
What are you majoring in?

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 08, 2012 12:00 AM (tPymP)

299 have you ever seen the movie Old Yellow? think about what he got in a fight with before they had to put a bullet in his head. It was wild hogs.

Posted by: Racefan at January 08, 2012 12:00 AM (fK2j2)

300 I need to paint.  That'll be some major improvements right there

Oh yeah? Going to turn your friends into slave labor?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 08, 2012 12:01 AM (T8y7X)

301 Ima, well there is always Hillsdale, but they are kinda expensive I think
it depends on what you want to study, some departments are worse than others

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2012 12:02 AM (7FadD)

302 well I'm going to bed, gotta big day tomorrow
good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at January 08, 2012 12:03 AM (7FadD)

303
Evening folks,
I had a wonderful night out with my kids and their kids. Got the announcement of yet another grandchild on the way. It was a surprise to mom and dad too. We went on a ghost walk through the Cincinnati Symphany Hall. It is a beautiful old facility but I'm not buying the ghost crap. I did point out that I had heard tinkling in a room. My daughter asked which one. I pointed to the mens room.
I embarrassed the crap out of my granddaughter bysayingto the 16 year old drive thru cashier at McDonalds today to stop flirting with my granddaughter, out of the blue. He did agree with me whe was cute though. She was mortified. I have had one nice glass of scotch this evening and I have enjoyed a host of other nice little family things this weekend.
How y'all doing?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 12:03 AM (JKNDp)

304 Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 07, 2012 11:58 PM (d0Tfm)

You pass the Man Test with flying colors, BackwardsBoy!

Real improvement, Tammy!


Thought you might like that, CoolCzech. I felt that she needed a waist.


Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:04 AM (SsG4J)

305 I've had that happen, it's usually caused by the drain in the washer being partially blocked, they also make some dishwasher cleaners that work fairly well, just pop 'em in and let the washer run as usual.

Booger

The problem was the drawer where you put the detergent, water was splashing on the roof of the Drawer and that's where the mold was., yes I do use the cleaners

Posted by: Patrick at January 08, 2012 12:05 AM (6WpNC)

306 Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 07, 2012 11:59 PM (otfJ1)
What are you majoring in?

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 08, 2012 12:00 AM (tPymP)
It's a business degree, Management of Technology.
Jeff, thanks, I'll check out Hillsdale. Although, I think when I'm done with the BS, I'm going to take a bit of time off. I'll probably be back in a year asking for advice.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 08, 2012 12:05 AM (otfJ1)

307 Gah, Jeff. Monday. Fortunately, this is the last semester! I'm doing the happy dance. I'm ready for the year-round garden and some improvements to the homestead.
That's great, Ima. Good for you.
Going up to Vol country? That must be a helluva deal on that land.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:05 AM (d0Tfm)

308 ( . Y . )
) (
( V )

Posted by: michael scott at January 08, 2012 12:05 AM (sHY5w)

309
( . Y . )
) (
( V )

don't let Jan see this

Posted by: michael scott at January 08, 2012 12:05 AM (sHY5w)

310
have you ever seen the movie Old Yellow? think about what he got in a fight with before they had to put a bullet in his head. It was wild hogs.
Old yellow is what you can get if you don't change your skivvies often enough. "Old Yeller" is another matter entirely. BTW, if I recall properly, I thought it was a wolf that gave Old Yeller rabies.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 12:06 AM (JKNDp)

311 Smokeless day 7. Not too bad. Cold turkey. I think the worst of it is over.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 08, 2012 12:06 AM (jucos)

312 Congratulations on the new grandkid on the way, Ohio Dan!

Your story made me laugh! I'm not a grandmother, but I am an Auntie with lots of nieces and nephews, and it's my life's mission to embarrass the shit out of them every chance I get. I'm damn good at it, too!

Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 08, 2012 12:06 AM (ejSrN)

313 Congratulations, Ohio Dan.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 08, 2012 12:07 AM (sHY5w)

314 BackwardsBoy, we need to talk offline. This property is awesome. I'm thinking about selling the 'vette to get in on this.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 08, 2012 12:07 AM (otfJ1)

315 Good job on the (. Y. )s and the (_!_)s! That's a lady with a very supple spine, I'd say!

Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 08, 2012 12:08 AM (ejSrN)

316 The problem was the drawer where you put the detergent, water was
splashing on the roof of the Drawer and that's where the mold was., yes I
do use the cleaners

Ahh ok, mine is usually on the inner walls and the door.

Posted by: booger at January 08, 2012 12:10 AM (EjNp5)

317 That's a lady with a very supple spine, I'd say!

She's a belly dancer, and she practices her hip isolations daily.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:10 AM (SsG4J)

318 Old Yeller
Come Back Yeller
Best doggone dog in the world.
My daughter sang that when she was little. So cute.
Now Shes gonna be a momma. Time flies.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 12:10 AM (R21xD)

319 BackwardsBoy, we need to talk offline. This property is awesome. I'm thinking about selling the 'vette to get in on this.
Hmm, classified, is it? Whereabouts?
Send me an email from my web site, but not right now. I've been here since about 3:30 this afternoon (and have had a fookin' great time, I might add) and will turn in after one more Guinness. Tomorrow.
Can you go Galt on that plot of Southern Heaven?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:11 AM (d0Tfm)

320 Okay, that's it for me. I love the ONT but the debates took the spirit out of me. I'm calling it a night. Buenos noches, morons and 'ettes.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 08, 2012 12:12 AM (otfJ1)

321 Going out to buy some cigs. Anyone need anything?

Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:13 AM (szbkL)

322 I have the family coming over tomorrow. My son-in-law is an auto tech and I have a short in the electrical system servicing one of my tail lights. I invited the family over and I want to try out a meatloaf recipe along with Alton Brown's garlic mashed potatoes. I want to try that thing of putting a whole egg or two in the meatloaf and hard boiling it. It looks cool when you slice the meatloaf. My daughter tried it once and screwed it up by undercooking the meat loaf. Nothing like eating raw hamburger with a semipoached egg running over it. Any suggestions on how to make sure I son't screw this up?

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 12:13 AM (JKNDp)

323 We need a word for using the Keurig too much. [BLINK. BLINKITY BLINK BLINK.]

Posted by: alexthedude at January 08, 2012 12:13 AM (0+B+X)

324
Can you go Galt on that plot of Southern Heaven?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:11 AM (d0Tfm)
Yes. Absolutely. I'll contact you tomorrow.

Posted by: Ima Wurdibitsch at January 08, 2012 12:13 AM (otfJ1)

325 congrats on the new babe Dan, maybe i'm wrong there. might have been another one with the hogs.

Posted by: Racefan at January 08, 2012 12:13 AM (fK2j2)

326 321
Going out to buy some cigs. Anyone need anything?
Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:13 AM (szbkL)
cigs here

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 12:15 AM (R21xD)

327 Keuriginated.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:15 AM (SsG4J)

328 Dan O - congrats as well.

Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:15 AM (szbkL)

329 Get me some Swedish Fish.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 12:16 AM (sQF+X)

330 Congrats, Dan!

Journo, fountain Dr Pepper would be cool, thank you!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:16 AM (SsG4J)

331 327
Keuriginated.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:15 AM (SsG4J)Ohhh!

Posted by: alexthedude at January 08, 2012 12:17 AM (0+B+X)

332 Going out to buy some cigs. Anyone need anything?

Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:13 AM (szbkL)

Ten-pound bag of twenty-dollar bills ?

Posted by: Steck at January 08, 2012 12:17 AM (RL7U1)

333 She's a belly dancer, and she practices her hip isolations daily.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor

I see. I had a much more x-rated comment I was going to make on the picture, but thought better of it. Didn't want to start groundling again, 'cuz you know where that gets us!

Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 08, 2012 12:17 AM (ejSrN)

334 ...please and thanks.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 12:17 AM (sQF+X)

335 329 Get me some Swedish Fish.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 12:16 AM (sQF+X)
Oh yes, and hot tamales. And peanut butter mm's. And a cherry dilly bar.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 12:18 AM (R21xD)

336 Going out to buy some cigs. Anyone need anything?

Marlboro lights and a peach Snapple.

Posted by: booger at January 08, 2012 12:18 AM (EjNp5)

337
Oddly enough, I am optimistic about the future of our country. We're going through a bad patch right now,but the fact remains we are Americans. You may call me corny, don't care a bit.

So keep the heads up, we will persevere. Got no choice, the bedrock is too solid for us not to.

Time for the old folk. Out with the kids tomorrow.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at January 08, 2012 12:19 AM (SAMxH)

338 Did you folks hear about the actress who sued for millions because some online outfit posted her name and age, saying posting she was over 40 would hurt her acting career? Here's her acting career.
Huong Hoang of Texas, may be better known by her stage name, Junie Hoang. She has appeared in such films as “Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver” and “Hoodrats 2: Hoodrat Warriors.”
Lots of merit in that case.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 12:19 AM (JKNDp)

339 Iginla #500!

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 12:19 AM (sQF+X)

340 Didn't want to start groundling again, 'cuz you know where that gets us!

LOL, yea, we better behave ourselves like the daywalkers do, and stick to things like ace's poop, and the part of the male anatomy that just won't suck itself, damn it!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:20 AM (SsG4J)

341 Ida not to brag about my alum, but UT Austin has the top rated MIS program in the nation and is number one in accounting as well

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 08, 2012 12:21 AM (z8HSj)

342 Ten-pound bag of twenty-dollar bills ?


Posted by: Steck at January 08, 2012 12:17 AM (RL7U1)

I'll take three of those. To go. Thank you!!!

Posted by: NC Ref at January 08, 2012 12:21 AM (/izg2)

343 Aw crap, it looks like I came late to the party again.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 12:21 AM (JKNDp)

344 Oddly enough, I am optimistic about the future of our country. We're
going through a bad patch right now,but the fact remains we are Americans. You may call me corny, don't care a bit. So keep the heads up, we will persevere. Got no choice, the bedrock is too solid for us not to.
Amen, irongrampa!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:22 AM (SsG4J)

345 Going out to buy some cigs. Anyone need anything?a box of thin mints would be nice.

Posted by: Racefan at January 08, 2012 12:22 AM (fK2j2)

346 And the business school at UT is none too lefto

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 08, 2012 12:22 AM (z8HSj)

347 We need a word for using the Keurig too much. [BLINK. BLINKITY BLINK BLINK.]


Posted by: alexthedude at January 08, 2012 12:13 AM (0+B+X)

ewww
but then again, I'm a douche who uses a french press

Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2012 12:23 AM (M8yfa)

348 Someone will have to go with Journo to help him carry all this stuff.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:23 AM (SsG4J)

349 I'd like the next set of winning numbers for Power Ball.
Here's a dollar...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:24 AM (d0Tfm)

350 Earlier in the week I was at a stop light in L.A. (imagine that)andahomeless guy is at the corner chilling out. I roll my window down and tell him hey brother I don't have any cash but if you want a cigarette. The guy bolts up and I hand him a cigarette and then he asks for a light.I amin suit and tieleaning out the window sparkingit up while traffic is building up behind me. I tell the guy "God Bless" and he does the same and then I drive off.

Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:24 AM (szbkL)

351 See Steck, she's no fun either. Seriously, I've heard second hand stories about the meanness and toughness of razorback wild hogs, and I want no piece of them. YMMV
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 07, 2012 11:40 PM (BhuDE)
I want to do it the old way: with a spear.
http://tinyurl.com/864g8vf

Posted by: Grey Fox at January 08, 2012 12:26 AM (sEvRn)

352 but then again, I'm a douche who uses a french press

I bought Thor one of those, and he never got the hang of it. I'm not sure if he wasn't using enough coffee or too much, or what. He never got it to taste right. Is there a secret?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:26 AM (SsG4J)

353 So keep the heads up, we will persevere. Got no choice, the bedrock is too solid for us not to.
From your keyboard to The Big Guy's bluetooth headset, Irongramp.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:27 AM (d0Tfm)

354 350
Earlier in the week I was at a stop light in L.A. (imagine that)andahomeless guy is at the corner chilling out. I roll my window down and tell him hey brother I don't have any cash but if you want a cigarette. The guy bolts up and I hand him a cigarette and then he asks for a light.I amin suit and tieleaning out the window sparkingit up while traffic is building up behind me. I tell the guy "God Bless" and he does the same and then I drive off.
Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:24 AM (szbkL)
Nice story, but where the hell are my cigs?

Just kidding, you are good people

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 12:27 AM (R21xD)

355 Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:24 AM (szbkL)

I bet he really appreciated that!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:27 AM (SsG4J)

356 Well that dude was in love with a local girl and was escaping to get some lovin' and then he would sneak back into his camp and act like nothing happened. He did this for 5 years!

Hogan's Heroes was a documentary!



Good evening/morning, all.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 12:28 AM (j+Izh)

357 Going out to buy some cigs. Anyone need anything?

Some fried chicken and some porn.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 08, 2012 12:29 AM (uuOfy)

358 Lous/girl,
I first have to wait while my wife chews me out for suggesting we move an end table closer to a window. Should only take another 8 minutes or so before I head to the store.

Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:29 AM (szbkL)

359 MrCaniac, Thor says you can get that for free on the internet now......

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:30 AM (SsG4J)

360 Oh, and if I killed a 12pt buck with a club, can I still punch my man card?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 12:30 AM (j+Izh)

361 358
Lous/girl,
I first have to wait while my wife chews me out for suggesting we move an end table closer to a window. Should only take another 8 minutes or so before I head to the store.
Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:29 AM (szbkL)
And you my fine sir, have just earned your man card!

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 12:31 AM (R21xD)

362 if I killed a 12pt buck with a club, can I still punch my man card?

If it didn't suffer too much, yes.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:32 AM (SsG4J)

363 I bought Thor one of those, and he never got the
hang of it. I'm not sure if he wasn't using enough coffee or too much,
or what. He never got it to taste right. Is there a secret?


Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:26 AM (SsG4J)

fill kettle with water and boil
fill grinder to it's max level, grind and then place in press.
pour boiling water over the beans and let them do their magic for about 5 minutesplace plunger into press and push down. End result is a great pot of coffee
just make sure the beans are not out of the freezer for long and do a medium grind as a fine grain will fuck up the press

Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2012 12:32 AM (M8yfa)

364 So I just looked up the hard boiled egg in a meatloaf thing and it turns out you don't cut a hole in the meatloaf and dump a raw egg into it hoping it is hard boiled by the time the meatloaf is done. You start outwith a hard boiled egg in the first place and put it in the raw meat. As I told my daughter to do it the first way, it was my fault it didn't turn out. While the rest of the family will, hopefully, be enjoying meatloaf tomorrow, I will be eating crow.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 12:32 AM (JKNDp)

365 Amen to irongramps, hang together folks, for if we do not we shall all certainly hang separately.

Posted by: Gern Blandsden at January 08, 2012 12:32 AM (4qU0l)

366 When I go out to run errands in LA, I try to always make right turns so as to not have to stop at any red lights. And maybe catch a bullet. Just sayin'.....

Posted by: NC Ref at January 08, 2012 12:33 AM (/izg2)

367 359
MrCaniac, Thor says you can get that for free on the internet now......


Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:30 AM (SsG4J)
You can get fried chicken for free on the intertubes? Where praytell is this wonderous site?

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 08, 2012 12:34 AM (uuOfy)

368 do a medium grind as a fine grain will fuck up the press

That may have been the issue. He grinds everything to powder. Very thorough is my man.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:34 AM (SsG4J)

369 BTW, at the Ghost tour a drunk was passed out with a bottle in one of the outer doorways of the Music Hall.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 12:35 AM (JKNDp)

370 You can get fried chicken for free on the intertubes?

Smart ass!!!!!!
You start outwith a hard boiled egg in the first place and put it in the raw meat.

Remind her to peel it, Ohio Dan!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:35 AM (SsG4J)

371 HaHa. Her? I'm making this one tomorrow to make up for my son-in-law helping withmy truck lights.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 12:39 AM (JKNDp)

372 Oh theres a great video of using a french press i'll find in a sec

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 12:39 AM (7F9i5)

373 Here's the video link

Theres also a ton of other coffee vids there

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 12:41 AM (7F9i5)

374 The Trip

Funny fking movie

Wadsworth

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 08, 2012 12:43 AM (AYF2H)

375 Thanks, Zakn!!!! Y'all really are the best.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:43 AM (SsG4J)

376 I want to do it the old way: with a spear.
http://tinyurl.com/864g8vf


Posted by: Grey Fox at January 08, 2012 12:26 AM (sEvRn)
I'm not very fond of shoes myself, but slogging around at night barefoot in a rice paddy is not my idea of fun. Geez. What a maroon.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 08, 2012 12:44 AM (BhuDE)

377 Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:35 AM (SsG4J)
Hi Tammy

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 12:45 AM (R21xD)

378 Diane Sawyer, paging Diane Sawyer.

Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:46 AM (szbkL)

379 Hey lou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:46 AM (SsG4J)

380 BTW, at the Ghost tour a drunk was passed out with a bottle in one of the outer doorways of the Music Hall.
Obviously an upper class establishment that attracts only the finest of society...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:48 AM (d0Tfm)

381 Twitter has been quite a flutter today. I actually like twitter, snark defined in 140 or less.

Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 12:49 AM (szbkL)

382 Mechanics question. If you are taking off snow tires do you label the tires with where they were or where you would rotate them to? I already put mine on and they looked even enough I'm not going to swap if I did it backwards but now I'm curious.

Posted by: Palerider at January 08, 2012 12:49 AM (FYUWS)

383 so did Rommey win the nomination tonight at the debates, I wasn't watching

Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2012 12:49 AM (M8yfa)

384 379 Hey lou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:46 AM (SsG4J)
Girl you were talking about grinds, and filling kettles and boiling, and I was fkin scared, but then I realized you were talking coffee, tee hee.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 12:50 AM (R21xD)

385 Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2012 12:32 AM (M8yfa)

Dude. Never put beans in the freezer.
French Press requires a course grind, moreso than drip.
Steep for no more than 3 mins. or you'll start extracting flavors you don't want from the coffee. If it's weak, you need to add a bit more for the volume, but steeping too long will make for a bitter and overly acidic brew.
If you want great fresh roasted coffee check out/ googleBlack Coffee Roasting in Missoula Mt.
Great stuff and they'll ship it to your door.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 12:52 AM (sQF+X)

386 Ladies, I love liberty because I love freedom

Pretty sure I dont like the police state

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 08, 2012 12:53 AM (AYF2H)

387 Twitter is fucking awesome.

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 12:53 AM (7F9i5)

388 Girl you were talking about grinds, and filling kettles and boiling

Child, I was reared by moonshiners, but I don't really know all that much about the making of it.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:53 AM (SsG4J)

389 Country Strong?

Posted by: Ron Paul at January 08, 2012 12:54 AM (AYF2H)

390 I'm debated out
Skipped the one tonight, happily.

I can't stand listening to that fucking Gingrich for one more second.

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 08, 2012 12:54 AM (z8HSj)

391 What I'd do:
Mark your tires with the location where they were,and the date. That would jog my two remaining brain cells.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 12:55 AM (d0Tfm)

392 I love Twitter! Ace is fkn hilarious to follow there.

The Dude, according to some on my feed that's what they're saying, that the Mittwitt clinched the nomination tonight. I didn't watch the debates, so I don't know.

Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 08, 2012 12:56 AM (ejSrN)

393 ...oooh, I also forgot.
Water should not be boiling. It should be just shy of boiling. Lest you scald your beans.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 12:56 AM (sQF+X)

394 Dude. Never put beans in the freezer.
French Press requires a course grind, moreso than drip.
Steep for no more than 3 mins. or you'll start
extracting flavors you don't want from the coffee. If it's weak, you
need to add a bit more for the volume, but steeping too long will make
for a bitter and overly acidic brew.
If you want great fresh roasted coffee check out/ googleBlack Coffee Roasting in Missoula Mt.
Great stuff and they'll ship it to your door.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 12:52 AM (sQF+X)

I always put my beans into the freezer and seep for 4-5 minutes

Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2012 12:56 AM (M8yfa)

395 It should be just shy of boiling. Lest you scald your beans.

Well, I most assuredly do not want Thor to scald his beans.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:57 AM (SsG4J)

396 I love Twitter! Ace is fkn hilarious to follow there.


Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 08, 2012 12:56 AM (ejSrN)

still crying about Perry?

Posted by: The Dude at January 08, 2012 12:57 AM (M8yfa)

397 Ohio Dan; I used to be an usher at the Cincinnati Symphony back when I was in HS. Almost had an opportunity to drive Rubenstein back to his hotel until they found out I was driving a Ford Anglia.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 12:58 AM (VzVoB)

398 The last great governor of Texas was Bill Clements, rest in peace.
That was one conservative hardassed motherfucker.

All the rest since have been one variety of weak twat or another.

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 08, 2012 01:00 AM (z8HSj)

399 So I guess this week is "Hey plebes! MooShell (aka Lt. Worf) really did not want to go on that 1.2 million dollar foodie tour of Espanola, but she had made reservations, and you know what the cancellation policy is right?

RIGHT?

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at January 08, 2012 01:00 AM (Ot+yi)

400 Hope ya'll are following on twitter.

Posted by: Journolist at January 08, 2012 01:00 AM (szbkL)

401 Child, I was reared by moonshiners, but I don't really know all that much about the making of it.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 12:53 AM (SsG4J)
Ain't touching this one.

Posted by: MrCaniac at January 08, 2012 01:01 AM (uuOfy)

402 Darn it, I let the gunnies and the scientists got bed before I remembered to ask where to get cheap ammo boxes and test tube racks.

One of you young 'uns that still has short term memory kindly remind Granny tomorrow night to ask early!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:01 AM (SsG4J)

403 Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama
I love the moniker!

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 01:01 AM (JKNDp)

404 I say bonnie is cleaving to a sawed off browning 5...

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:02 AM (2fET3)

405 Erszebet Bathory (#2 on the Evil Women list) is the subject of the play I co-wrote, Diary of the Blood Countess.

Posted by: stuiec at January 08, 2012 01:02 AM (bkaOU)

406
One of you young 'uns that still has short term memory kindly remind Granny tomorrow night to ask early!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:01 AM (SsG4J)

Go to Wards Scientific for test tube racks

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 08, 2012 01:02 AM (z8HSj)

407 rabidfox, good to know we have another Ohioan in our midst.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 01:03 AM (JKNDp)

408 I always put my beans into the freezer and seep for 4-5 minutes

A lot of people store in the freezer for some reason, but its best stored in an airtight container, in a cool and dry place. Preferably out of the light.
Try adding a Teaspoon more grindsand steeping for 3.5 min. and see how you like it?

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:03 AM (sQF+X)

409 Congrats to Saints fans, I may be committing blasphemy to those who love defense, but the Saints are damn fun to watch

Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2012 01:03 AM (Y+DPZ)

410 Ain't touching this one.

I really don't know anything. They wouldn't let the girls near the stills.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:03 AM (SsG4J)

411 And I am all.....

Anything but Romney!

Posted by: Lord Monochromicorn at January 08, 2012 01:04 AM (Ot+yi)

412 You folk steep your coffee. I prefer to pickle myself in scotch.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 01:04 AM (JKNDp)

413 Go to Wards Scientific for test tube racks

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 08, 2012 01:02 AM (z8HSj)
Thank you so much, O Perfectly Named Moron! I need to organize my perfume samples.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:05 AM (SsG4J)

414 Someone upthread asked about best complimentever, or best pick up line at a bar.
My hubby told me I was easy to please. Best Compliment
Best thing ever saidabout me at a bar, "now that is a beautiful women", saidby a customer tohis friends, but within my earshot.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 01:05 AM (R21xD)

415 Mechanics question. If you are taking off snow tires do you label the tires with where they were or where you would rotate them to? I already put mine on and they looked even enough I'm not going to swap if I did it backwards but now I'm curious.

I don't label the snow tires. Just put the best ones on the drive wheels.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 01:05 AM (j+Izh)

416 This is a helpful formula for Raykon;

01082012 - x (your dob) = NDYLSFG (number of days since you last saw female genetalia

And you tell us about sex? You're a fuckin' riot, Raykon



Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2012 01:07 AM (Y+DPZ)

417 One of you young 'uns that still has short term memory kindly remind Granny tomorrow night to ask early!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:01 AM (SsG4J)
count me out on that one.

Posted by: Racefan at January 08, 2012 01:07 AM (fK2j2)

418 402
Darn it, I let the gunnies and the scientists got bed before I
remembered to ask where to get cheap ammo boxes and test tube racks.

Tammy, how about midwayusa.com for the ammo boxes?

Posted by: Steck at January 08, 2012 01:07 AM (RL7U1)

419 "I don't label the snow tires. Just put the best ones on the drive wheels.





Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 01:05 AM (j+Izh)"
JHC, buy a new car

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:07 AM (2fET3)

420 Best redneck pickup line;

My Field Car is a Mercedes

Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2012 01:08 AM (Y+DPZ)

421 Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 01:05 AM (R21xD)

lou, those are both awesome!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:09 AM (SsG4J)

422 Wadsworth

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:10 AM (2fET3)

423 best complimentever

'You should be in porn.'

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:11 AM (sQF+X)

424 Steck, I will check them out, thank you! Reminds me that there is a gun shop right up the road that a Moron recommended, not far from Midway City.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:11 AM (SsG4J)

425 I am newly obsessed with Wadsworth.

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:12 AM (2fET3)

426 From tonight's debate questions, it is clear that little George S. needs a primer on the birds and the bees

Posted by: EBL at January 08, 2012 01:13 AM (UwxZ1)

427 Please save me some time scouring up-thread. What is up with "Wadsworth"? That's the name of my town (15mi SW of Akron).

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 01:14 AM (j+Izh)

428 Should be able to get ammo cans at any decent Military Surplus store

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 01:14 AM (7F9i5)

429 i'm not so sure about that kbdabear....... i have some blow and beer at the house, wanta come over.... always worked well in my younger days.

Posted by: Racefan at January 08, 2012 01:15 AM (fK2j2)

430 421 Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 01:05 AM (R21xD)lou, those are both awesome!!!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:09 AM (SsG4J)
Ya know, I pay attention. And I know you have had many a compliment, and Thor was your favorite, we love our hubbies.
My sister told me I was always full of joy, that is right up there!
My stepdaughter told me her friends hated their stepmoms, but that she loved me, good stuff.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 01:15 AM (R21xD)

431 OK y'all, my shift here is over. Time for beddie-bye. Arthur Guinness shall insure some nice Irish dreams, I'm reasonably certain, probably of lithe, supplegingers who can cook and have a wonderful accent. Eye contact will not be made, due to the inherent dangers.
Y'all have fun and try not to trash the place, 'k?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at January 08, 2012 01:15 AM (d0Tfm)

432 'You should be in porn.'

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:11 AM (sQF+X)
My goodness, garrett! That's quite the compliment!
I have only ever been in a bar twice, and I was surrounded by male kin both times, so no chance to get complimented, in the unlikely event that anyone was even tempted to do so.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:16 AM (SsG4J)

433 she skinned him and hung the skin from a meat hook on the architrave of a
door to the lounge room. Then she cut off his head and put it in the
soup pot, baked his buttocks, and prepared vegetables and gravy to
accompany the ‘roast’.

Still more nutritious than wheat or sugar.

Posted by: Random at January 08, 2012 01:17 AM (YiE0S)

434 Night, BB!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:17 AM (SsG4J)

435 ""kindly remind Granny tomorrow night to ask early! ""


whats with this granny shit? You're in your frigging 40's, nowhere near seahag class yet. lol


Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 01:17 AM (FMbng)

436 423
best complimentever

'You should be in porn.'
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:11 AM (sQF+X)
Why, so I can be like everyone else in the whole wide world?

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 01:17 AM (R21xD)

437 Wordsworth

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:18 AM (2fET3)

438 That's quite the compliment!
I was searching for something that would either get you laid or rebuffed. None of that middle of the road shit.

I was surrounded by male kin both times
Your brothers were smart, I hear those Gatlin Boys are back in town.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:19 AM (sQF+X)

439 My stepdaughter told me her friends hated their stepmoms, but that she loved me, good stuff.

That right there is the BEST!

Thor has said some mighty nice things that's for sure. And he may have even meant a few of them.


Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:19 AM (SsG4J)

440 Pretty sure I dont like cons

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:19 AM (2fET3)

441 Ohio Dan - Not any more. Kentucky, Texas (Army) and finally Florida (DOD). BTW: I've made meat loaf with egg mixed in with the meat. Don't know if it was any good, though, because I can't stand meatloaf. I've discovered the joy of baking/roasting with an indwelling thermometer- highly recommend it.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 01:19 AM (VzVoB)

442 ""Wordsworth""



You are OBSOLETE!!

Posted by: Some dude with a really tall podium at January 08, 2012 01:20 AM (FMbng)

443 I watched one part of the previous debate and can tell you emphatically that as far as that dickhead
Huntsman is concerned, ta bu hui shuo zhong guo hua

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 08, 2012 01:22 AM (z8HSj)

444 "You are OBSOLETE!!

Posted by: Some dude with a really tall podium at January 08, 2012 01:20 AM (FMbng)"
I suckI will studyWordsworth

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:22 AM (2fET3)

445 Your brothers were smart, I hear those Gatlin Boys are back in town.
Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:19 AM (sQF+X)
there are 3 of them!!!

Posted by: Racefan at January 08, 2012 01:22 AM (fK2j2)

446 I was searching for something that would either get you laid or rebuffed.

Well, hell, garrett, I thought someone said that to YOU!

And them Gatlin boys woulda got their asses handed to 'em on a platter if they attempted anything on any of my SILs or cousins' wives.

Not to mention if my brothers or cosuins got a hold of 'em.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:23 AM (SsG4J)

447 440
Pretty sure I dont like cons


Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:19 AM

Awww, why not Raykon? We like you!

Now be a good boy and fix us some sammitches

Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2012 01:23 AM (Y+DPZ)

448 Rabidfox, I figure a meatloaf is just a big hamburger sliced up unless you try to jam so much breading into it to stretch the meat it looks like gelled paste. I have a remote thermometer. I jam one end into whatever I am cooking and can read the other outside the oven. It also has a remote with a temperature read out and a timer so I can hang with my family and friends out at the pool having a drink and not screw up the meal.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at January 08, 2012 01:24 AM (JKNDp)

449 but that coke and beer line worked on Ruby..............

Posted by: Racefan at January 08, 2012 01:24 AM (fK2j2)

450 "You are OBSOLETE!!

Posted by: Some dude with a really tall podium at January 08, 2012 01:20 AM

Nonetheless, I am familiar with state of the art explosives and timing devices.

Boom!

Posted by: Burgess Meredith at January 08, 2012 01:26 AM (Y+DPZ)

451 Rabidfox, I don't like meatloaf either.

I love hamburgers, could eat them every day, but other than that, I don't like hamburger meat much at all. I much prefer hot Italian sausage.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:26 AM (SsG4J)

452 Dan, that's the idea behind the thermometer. I might be able to tolerate your meatloaf. My family always made it with tomato sauce and bread and the damn stuff looked and had the same texture as dog vomit. Put me off the stuff for life.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 01:26 AM (VzVoB)

453 "447
440
Pretty sure I dont like cons


Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:19 AM

Awww, why not Raykon? We like you!

Now be a good boy and fix us some sammitches



Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2012 01:23 AM (Y+DPZ)"
WhOTF is rakon?

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:26 AM (2fET3)

454 as far as that dickhead

Huntsman is concerned, ta bu hui shuo zhong guo hua

I am both compelled and afraid to ask for a translation.....

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:28 AM (SsG4J)

455 Tammy, hot Italian sausage ummmmmmm... I like hamburger. I like hamburger a lot - it's being mixed with bread or other starches that gives me the creeps. I've also developed a taste for keobase (sp?).

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 01:29 AM (VzVoB)

456 Sorry garrett. You were not talking to me
Tammy, you r golden! I hope you are feelingmuch betterwith the physical therapy, and get back to work soon, cause I know you want that.
And I sincerly hope we see you on the ont often, cause it will not be the same without you!
Night all! God Bless.

Posted by: lous a girl at January 08, 2012 01:29 AM (R21xD)

457 i listened to all 10 of the allen and norm things today but the part 2. i couldnt find it.

Posted by: Racefan at January 08, 2012 01:30 AM (fK2j2)

458 and get back to work soon, cause I know you want that

Hah, don't want to so much as need to to support my perfume, candle, books and music habits! Good night, sweet pea, sleep well!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:31 AM (SsG4J)

459 I am both compelled and afraid to ask for a translation.....

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:28 AM (SsG4J)

You dont speaketh English? Understand life???

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:32 AM (2fET3)

460 I much prefer hot Italian sausage.
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:26 AM (SsG4J)

Nope. Won't go there. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 01:32 AM (j+Izh)

461 Kielbasa, maybe?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:32 AM (SsG4J)

462 Well, hell, garrett, I thought someone said that to YOU!

I had a girl at a Dead show in California tell me that she saw meata Dead show in Buffalo and she had waited all summer to tell me I had kind eyes.
She was obviously dosed off her gourd, but she was cute as a drawer full of grandma's buttons.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:33 AM (sQF+X)

463 Im so derned snocked

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:33 AM (2fET3)

464 I suckI will studyWordsworth


Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:22 AM

No girlfriends, no life, so I have TIME now! Time enough at LAST !!!

Posted by: Burgess Meredith as Raykon at January 08, 2012 01:34 AM (Y+DPZ)

465 Nope. Won't go there. Wouldn't be prudent.

bergerbilder, trust me, we have gone there before. Berserker is not here this evening for me to embarrass, so I felt free in expressing my deep and abiding love for it.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:34 AM (SsG4J)

466 I watched the first Hangover. I liked 2 better.

So depressed over the debate. Perry barely got anything.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 08, 2012 01:35 AM (FKQng)

467 ""I much prefer hot Italian sausage.""



ahem. lol

Posted by: Some dude with a really tall podium at January 08, 2012 01:35 AM (FMbng)

468 She was obviously dosed off her gourd

Not true, or else how could she have remembered you from months ago???

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:36 AM (SsG4J)

469 "No girlfriends, no life, so I have TIME now! Time enough at LAST !!!

Posted by: Burgess Meredith as Raykon at January 08, 2012 01:34 AM (Y+DPZ)"
I just hope we can work it outI know we cant change

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:36 AM (2fET3)

470 fucking sock

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 01:36 AM (FMbng)

471 Strangely enough, saying, "you don't sweat much for a fat chick," doesn't get the favorable reaction anticipated.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 01:36 AM (4q5tP)

472 443
I watched one part of the previous debate and can tell you emphatically that as far as that dickhead


Huntsman is concerned, ta bu hui shuo zhong guo hua

Posted by: Mr. Wonderful at January 08, 2012 01:22 AM

You will have a change of plans soon

Posted by: Jon Huntsman's fortune cookie at January 08, 2012 01:36 AM (Y+DPZ)

473 Who the fk is rakon?

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:37 AM (2fET3)

474 ahem. lol

What the heck, are you psychic?????? You just sense when hot Italian sausage comes up?????

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:37 AM (SsG4J)

475 Tammy, could be. I've only had it at Ryan's a family all-you-can-eat place here. I've tried to spell it as it was pronounced. Spelling is not, and never has been, my strong suite.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 01:37 AM (VzVoB)

476
fucking sock
I recognized your hash. It is so perfect for a metalhead.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:38 AM (SsG4J)

477 Get a little bit stronger
I get a little bit stronger

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:38 AM (2fET3)

478 Not true, or else how could she have remembered you from months ago???

Oh, she was puddled.
I stand out in a crowd. It sucks.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:38 AM (sQF+X)

479 471
Strangely enough, saying, "you don't sweat much for a fat chick," doesn't get the favorable reaction anticipated.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 01:36 AM

I didn't care much for that one when I went to Sturgis

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 08, 2012 01:39 AM (Y+DPZ)

480 ""What the heck, are you psychic?????? You just sense when hot Italian sausage comes up?????"""


its an acquired skill. lol

No I was here for a while, posted a few minutes ago at 435.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 01:40 AM (FMbng)

481 Spelling is not, and never has been, my strong suite.

Well, it's a dern furrin' language, after all. Have you ever have boudin or chorizo? I love all kinds of sausage.

And y'all just stop it right now, lol!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:40 AM (SsG4J)

482 I love all kinds of sausage.
God bless ya' Tammy.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:41 AM (sQF+X)

483 No I was here for a while, posted a few minutes ago at 435.

I didn't see you! But that does remind me....what the heck is a Scrubbing Bubble sea hag??!!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:41 AM (SsG4J)

484 T-Mobile Girl got a new pink and white dress

I'm falling in love all over again

Posted by: kbdabear at January 08, 2012 01:42 AM (Y+DPZ)

485 Yes to chorizo no to boudin. Dad was from Puerto Ricoand chorizo was important to him. But he'd use Italian if he couldn't get chorizo.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 01:43 AM (VzVoB)

486 T-Mobile Girl got a new pink and white dress
She is adorable.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:43 AM (sQF+X)

487 Im a fighter
Love is worth fightin for
Wordsworth

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:43 AM (2fET3)

488 I love all kinds of sausage.Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:40 AM

me too !!

Posted by: andi sullivan at January 08, 2012 01:44 AM (Y+DPZ)

489 God bless ya' Tammy.

I know, garrett, I laid myself wide open for that one, but there's really no other way to say it. I really do love them. I am going to have my uncle show me how to make it when we move.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:44 AM (SsG4J)

490 Dad was from Puerto Ricoand chorizo was important to him. But he'd use Italian if he couldn't get chorizo.
Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 01:43 AM (VzVoB)

editor? is that you?

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:45 AM (sQF+X)

491 Excuse me, miss, but does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 01:45 AM (j+Izh)

492 I used to have heart but the highway took it

The Trip

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:45 AM (2fET3)

493 ""I didn't see you! But that does remind me....what the heck is a Scrubbing Bubble sea hag??!!""


Those chunky bull dyke looking women with the permed hair that looks like a fur helmet. A scrubbing bubble, like that bathroom cleaner.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 01:46 AM (FMbng)

494 what the heck is a Scrubbing Bubble sea hag??!!
Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:41 AM (SsG4J)
thats some of those late night right before the bar closes girls.

Posted by: Racefan at January 08, 2012 01:46 AM (fK2j2)

495 Garrett: What?

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 01:46 AM (VzVoB)

496 I hate editors, we never agree

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:47 AM (2fET3)

497 Chorizo is awesome. Boudin is, too, and tasso.

So many sausages, so little time.....

(I denounce myself)

What I love about T-Mobile girl is that she has long gangly arms and she is dead white. Between her and Christina Hendricks, I am starting to feel almost human.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:47 AM (SsG4J)

498 But that does remind me....what the heck is a Scrubbing Bubble sea hag??!!
Click, if you dare.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 08, 2012 01:48 AM (4q5tP)

499 Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 01:46 AM (VzVoB)
Oh, don't mind me. Just being an ass.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:49 AM (sQF+X)

500 Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 01:46 AM (FMbng)

LOL and OMG! I know just what you mean and definitely not that short, my God, Thor would die. Or I would, more likely.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:50 AM (SsG4J)

501 "What I love about T-Mobile girl is that she has long gangly arms and she
is dead white. Between her and Christina Hendricks, I am starting to
feel almost human."
Fk me, I almost understand

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:50 AM (2fET3)

502 293



( . Y . )

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( _!_ )





Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 07, 2012 11:59 PM (SsG4J)
====OK, so I gotta know -- does that mean the butt is in front or the breasts are in back?There once was a playboy cartoon with everything in back. If I remember correctly the caption read something like: "She's not much to look at, but she's fun to dance with."

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2012 01:50 AM (ufJKx)

503 Not a problem Garrett, I've been in that condition myself.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 01:51 AM (VzVoB)

504 What I love about T-Mobile girl is

She makes a dress look so damn good.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:51 AM (sQF+X)

505 you kmow at first glance T Mobil girl has pointy elbows.....

Posted by: Racefan at January 08, 2012 01:51 AM (fK2j2)

506 Count de Monet, I think that may have been a bannable offense.........it is not often you'll hear me knock a fellow female, but that young lady ought not be putting videos of herself up.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:52 AM (SsG4J)

507
BTW: I've made meat loaf with egg mixed in with the meat. Don't know
if it was any good, though, because I can't stand meatloaf.

Basic meatloaf ingredients:

meat (plain lean burger can be substituted for meatloaf mix)
egg
milk
bread crumbs
parsley
sage

For 1.5 lb meatloaf mix (meat), 2 eggs, 1/3 to 1/2 cup milk, diced onion to taste (1/4 to 3/4 cup), 2 tbs fresh sniped parsley -- less if dried, no more than 1/2 tsp sage. I also add a bit of kosher salt, fresh cracked black pepper, a bit of steak sauce and Worcestershire sauce, some diced garlic and whatever else suits my fancy.

The trick is adjusting ingredients according to how much meat you have because you can never get 1.5 lbs. And the best loaf comes from a mix where you can barely shape a loaf that holds together before you put it in the baking pan. Don't hold back on the eggs, too much bread crumbs makes the loaf taste like cardboard, too much sage has an overpowering flavor -- I always use a scant amount. Add enough milk to make the uncooked loaf barely able to hold together.

They sell pans specifically for meatloaf -- it's like a bread pan with an insert that hangs just above the floor of the pan. They're great because otherwise the bottom of the loaf always gets burnt.

Bad meatloaf is horrid, good meatloaf qualifies as a "comfort food", especially when served with mashed potatoes and a green veggie.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 08, 2012 01:52 AM (7+pP9)

508 Dreaming silly dreams

Just enough to keep me hangin on

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:53 AM (2fET3)

509 Boudin is like sausage wrapped in a chitlin. Basically, the casing doesn't get much "processing" before being stuffed.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 01:54 AM (j+Izh)

510 Given all his questions tonight, I think we better sit little George S. down and explain things to him....

Posted by: EBL at January 08, 2012 01:54 AM (UwxZ1)

511 Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 08, 2012 01:52 AM
...and Gravy.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 01:54 AM (sQF+X)

512 OK, so I gotta know -- does that mean the butt is in front or the breasts are in back?

Smart ass.... I was just trying to give the girl a little waist is all. If I could have reversed the exclamation point like they do in Spanish, it would have been perfect, I think.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:55 AM (SsG4J)

513 Baby Ill be leavin soon

Take me away

Winds of change

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 01:56 AM (2fET3)

514 Maybe if I start talking about the subject of EBL's video, the troll really will eave?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 01:59 AM (SsG4J)

515 I'm at a party for tv commercial actors. I spot T-Mobile Girl and I think I'm gonna get lucky tonight. I ask her to dance, she says "no, but my girlfriend wants to" and her friend is Flo

I go into a drunken rage. Think your 15 minute insurance will pay for that?

Get Allstate, and protect yourself from Mayhem ... like me

Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at January 08, 2012 02:00 AM (Y+DPZ)

516 "514
Maybe if I start talking about the subject of EBL's video, the troll really will eave?"

Spill it

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:01 AM (2fET3)

517 For 1.5 lb meatloaf mix (meat), 2 eggs, 1/3 to 1/2 cup milk, diced onion to taste (1/4 to 3/4 cup), 2 tbs fresh sniped parsley --

Yeah, there's always a catch. I won't fall for that "snipe" thing too many more times.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 02:02 AM (j+Izh)

518 God and Lord, you know my heart

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:05 AM (2fET3)

519 and her friend is Flo

Like EBL's video????

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:05 AM (SsG4J)

520 Mayhem Guy; did you meet thattodder who sells eTrade?

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 02:05 AM (VzVoB)

521 520
Mayhem Guy; did you meet thattodder who sells eTrade?

He's about to meet a combine harvester

Posted by: We are Farmers, bum buh-duh duh duh duh duh dum at January 08, 2012 02:07 AM (xKC/c)

522 I love guitar and the sweet smell of love

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:08 AM (2fET3)

523 He's about to meet a combine harvester

Posted by: We are Farmers, bum buh-duh duh duh duh duh dum at January 08, 2012 02:07 AM (xKC/c)
LOL!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:08 AM (SsG4J)

524 Hey, Deety, if you're around, Happy Birthday, girl!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:09 AM (SsG4J)

525 520
Mayhem Guy; did you meet thattodder who sells eTrade?

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 02:05 AM

Yes... yes I did

Posted by: Allstate Mayhem Guy at January 08, 2012 02:09 AM (Y+DPZ)

526 I love the guitar and the sweet smell of tubes warming up the tolex of a 100 watt marshall.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 02:10 AM (FMbng)

527
Yeah, there's always a catch. I won't fall for that "snipe" thing too many more times.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 02:02 AM (j+Izh)
The hardest thing about making a meatloaf is that you have to go snipe hunting first.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 08, 2012 02:10 AM (7+pP9)

528 I love the guitar and the sweet smell of tubes warming up the tolex of a 100 watt marshall.

How YOU doin'??

Go on.........

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:11 AM (SsG4J)

529 Mayhem, First cousin, I believe...

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 02:11 AM (VzVoB)

530 "snipe hunting first."

JHC, give it up?

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:12 AM (2fET3)

531 Fuckers are making me hungry.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 02:12 AM (FMbng)

532 Hey Viagra guy, is your four hours up yet?

Posted by: Flo is Horny at January 08, 2012 02:13 AM (Y+DPZ)

533 Tubes

Once the trons warm

They are just as sweet

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:14 AM (2fET3)

534 Fuckers are making me hungry.

I want so badly to make a comment about your tube warming up tolex, but of course I musn't.

First it was sausage, now it's tubes; you are nothin' but trouble for me, you know. And I'm sure I am not the first one whose told you such a thing.

Where's Robert??

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:16 AM (SsG4J)

535 Comon

Give into me

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:17 AM (2fET3)

536 Yes, tube types!

12AX7, 7558, 6L6!

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 02:17 AM (xKC/c)

537 Im gonna leave these blues behind

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:18 AM (2fET3)

538 It's been fun, ya'll. Good night.

Posted by: rabidfox at January 08, 2012 02:18 AM (VzVoB)

539 Oh for the love of God, I guess it's back to meatloaf.

My mama makes a meatloaf everyone likes. She uses pizza sauce in lieu of ketchup. My Aunt Mandy puts a can of vegetable beef soup in hers, I think.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:20 AM (SsG4J)

540 ''I want so badly to make a comment about your tube warming up tolex, but of course I musn't.""





hey fire away, not like its going to offend me. lol



Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 02:21 AM (FMbng)

541 Night, rabidfox!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:21 AM (SsG4J)

542 I swear to my God, your chidren are dumb

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:22 AM (2fET3)

543 hey fire away, not like its going to offend me. lol

No, but it'll get me banned! There are some women who don't like it when the females get sassy, and they complain.


But do please tell us all about your hot tube!! Seriously!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:24 AM (SsG4J)

544 And Doofus, feel free to jump in here!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:25 AM (SsG4J)

545 So, does this count as a pickup line at a bar?

"Could you please move your ugly ass down one barstool so my girlfriend can sit here?"


Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 08, 2012 02:25 AM (ejSrN)

546 Palin: I think Obama and the media want to take on Romney.

So why not fucking endorse Perry or someone else????

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at January 08, 2012 02:27 AM (FKQng)

547 No, Theresa, that counts as a pick-a-fight line! Who did you say that to???

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:27 AM (SsG4J)

548 I love you, Allstate Mayhem guy!!!

Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 08, 2012 02:28 AM (ejSrN)

549 "Could you please move your ugly ass down one barstool so my girlfriend can sit here?"

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. Guess I shouldn't have been hanging out in lesbian bars, but that's where the women were.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 02:29 AM (xKC/c)

550 monthly issue?

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:29 AM (2fET3)

551 Who did you say that to???

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:27 AM (SsG4J)
It actually got said to me. I was shocked. I moved over. Thankfully, the game I'd just put 5 bucks in swiveled so I could still play.

Posted by: Theresa's voting anybody (_!_) Obama at January 08, 2012 02:30 AM (ejSrN)

552 My mama makes a meatloaf everyone likes.

C'mon Tammy. Does anyone ever admit to not liking a meatloaf? It's like calling someone's baby beautiful.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 02:30 AM (j+Izh)

553 And Doofus, feel free to jump in here!

Are you sure? I usually only jump in to a discussion at an inappropriate time.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 02:30 AM (xKC/c)

554 GD, this is a howl new level

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:32 AM (2fET3)

555
Speaking of tubes, I have an old 15" diameter IBM wall clock that has tubes inside of it. It's about 3-1/2" deep and at least 45 years old.

It runs like a clock but the second hand clicks so loud I had to unplug it.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 08, 2012 02:32 AM (7+pP9)

556 Guess I shouldn't have been hanging out in lesbian bars

You know, that makes me remember I have actually been in a bar three times, not twice.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:33 AM (SsG4J)

557 It actually got said to me.

Oh it did not either!



C'mon Tammy. Does anyone ever admit to not liking a meatloaf?

Hah, I do! I can't stand it! People actually ask her to make it, though. Seems like a waste of perfectly good pizza sauce to me, though.

I usually only jump in to a discussion at an inappropriate time.

That's the very best time, Doof!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:35 AM (SsG4J)

558 i have no idea what the fk u are talking about

rainbows?

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:35 AM (2fET3)

559 I married young, so I always liked hanging out in bars with a pool table. Free drinks!

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 02:38 AM (j+Izh)

560 Lord where were you?

Where are you?

Why should I stay here

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:42 AM (2fET3)

561 Just for the hell of it, I went looking for songs about tubes.

Found plenty by The Tubes, but no ode to the pentode.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 02:43 AM (xKC/c)

562 I always liked hanging out in bars with a pool table

The first two bars I went to had pool tables. I don't think the lesbian bar did, but I was so stunned, I may not have noticed it. Not but what I didn't have a good time, once I got over my shock. Not near as much fun as Bobby and Donny did, but it was an interesting evening.

I don't think I ever even had a dang drink in the bars.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:43 AM (SsG4J)

563 OMG! I just noticed that the chick in the leg chair on Red Eye is wearing stompy boots and leggings

Is there new contract language for 2012?

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 02:45 AM (j+Izh)

564 561
Just for the hell of it, I went looking for songs about tubes.

Found plenty by The Tubes, but no ode to the pentode.


Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 02:43 AM (xKC/c)

GD you are dumb, a con I believe you are :-) Snipes

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:46 AM (2fET3)

565 but no ode to the pentode

Bastards! How dare they ignore the sacred pentode? On youtube, no less!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:46 AM (SsG4J)

566 wearing stompy boots and leggings

Good or bad, berger?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:47 AM (SsG4J)

567 Im just an insect

Kafka

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:48 AM (2fET3)

568
Hah, I do! I can't stand it! People actually ask her to make it, though.
Seems like a waste of perfectly good pizza sauce to me, though.

Pizza sauce in a meatloaf? Blech!

Now, if you want to get really fancy, you can add 1/4 cup of ketchup to some brown sugar and mustard powder to make a glaze for your meatloaf. But that's totally optional. I guess you could substitute pizza sauce for the ketchup, but why?

If someone uses pizza sauce as part of a meatloaf recipe, well, I think I can understand why you might not like it.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 08, 2012 02:53 AM (7+pP9)

569 sideways

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:55 AM (2fET3)

570 Good or bad, berger?

Definitely bad. I'm not watching in HD, and there are makeup artists that can touch up a spider vein or two, if necessary. The whole concept of Leg Chair has, I fear, crossed the event horizon of the long, PC slippery slope.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 02:55 AM (j+Izh)

571 You and me both, Ed! How's everything going?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 02:55 AM (SsG4J)

572 Ha....my cat looks exactly like the one in this post!
His name is George and he's a total bad ass kitteh!

Posted by: Random Hot Chick at January 08, 2012 02:55 AM (ngSjE)

573 I just want to be you lover

No matter how it ends

No matter how it starts

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 02:58 AM (2fET3)

574 Greasely story to be made into Spielberg movie. That's from 2009. I don't know if they made it.

Posted by: rdbrewer at January 08, 2012 03:00 AM (CHtyL)

575 Anyway, high thigh, stiletto pumps, and SKIN. Just like The Creator meant it to be.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 03:00 AM (j+Izh)

576 If the pizza sauce has Oregano and Basi lin it, it will get bitter by the time the meatloaf is done.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 03:00 AM (sQF+X)

577 Where are my words?

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:01 AM (2fET3)

578 ...and 12ax7's and 10" speakersare where it's at.

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2012 03:02 AM (sQF+X)

579 Since I couldn't find a song about tubes, I banged one out real quick. Sorry that it sucks, that's just the quality of my work.








(verse 1)
I went on the internet and ordered a
6L6
They shipped me a 5U4
What a bunch of stupid dicks!
So here I sit, my amp broke as shit
And I can't play a f*cking note
(chorus 1)
Ship me, oh ship me, the right f*cking
part
It's old as shit you f*cking twit
We're not talking state of the art
Ship me, oh ship me, the right f*cking
part
Or I'll ram this octal base right
through your f*cking heart
(verse 2)
I went to my local Radio Shack
To see if they had a tube in their
store
They told me they ain't had it there
since 1984
The said maybe try the flea market
I told them to suck my scrote
(chorus 2)
Sell me, oh sell me, the right f*cking
part
It's old as shit you f*cking twit
We're not talking state of the art
Sell me, oh sell me, the right package
of metal and glass
Or I'll ram this octal base right up
your f*cking assWorks best if you imagine a speed metal playing style with a whiny country singer voice.(F-bombs edited per AOS style guide, I think)

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:02 AM (xKC/c)

580 So I assume the leggings are a no, then, bergerbilder, lol!

garrett, I would think so, too, but it's jarred sauce, so it's probably barely got any seasoning anyway.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:02 AM (SsG4J)

581 Just as the drinks arrive

Your melody disappears


Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:04 AM (2fET3)

582 Works best if you imagine a speed metal playing style with a whiny country singer voice

Doofus for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, that was fabulous!!!!!!!!

We are clearly going to have to have a song writing contest.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:04 AM (SsG4J)

583 Mephistopheles

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:07 AM (2fET3)

584 We are clearly going to have to have a song writing contest.

Allright! Another excuse to drink!

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:07 AM (xKC/c)

585 Ok fk nuts, its Saturday

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:09 AM (2fET3)

586 Very well then. We will need categories, I think.

So, first off, Odes to Your Equipment. Doofus has the first entry.

I suspect Bers, jc and Robert will be entering too, I bet.. Robert can give us an Ode to Metal if he hasn't got any Equipment.

Er, perhaps Gear would be a better word to use?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:12 AM (SsG4J)

587 Mephistopheles!

Posted by: Burt Reynolds at January 08, 2012 03:13 AM (j+Izh)

588 OK, we'll call what I sputtered out an ode to gear.

Great, now I have to write a big rhyming dick joke for an ode to my equipment.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:15 AM (xKC/c)

589 "Posted by: Burt Reynolds at January 08, 2012 03:13 AM (j+Izh)"

I can do his voice
The Trip, The Road, The River

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:17 AM (2fET3)

590 Great, now I have to write a big rhyming dick joke for an ode to my equipment

Oh lord, please don't. No offense intended; I'm sure it's worthy of one! But it's liable to set off the troll.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:17 AM (SsG4J)

591 I forget

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:19 AM (2fET3)

592 I see it comin

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:20 AM (2fET3)

593 Oh lord, please don't.
OK, I'll pretend that someone else beat me to it.

So to speak.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:22 AM (xKC/c)

594 OK, I'll pretend that someone else beat me to it.

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:23 AM (SsG4J)

595 If I wrote a song to my equipment, I'm afraid it would be a one-liner, with an endless chorus IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 03:24 AM (j+Izh)

596 The River

A great book

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:25 AM (2fET3)

597 I'm afraid it would be a one-liner, with an endless chorus IYKWIMAITTYD.

I don't, but I'm sure you're just being modest, O Father of Seven!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:28 AM (SsG4J)

598 Stupids

But little time

So what say you?

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:31 AM (2fET3)

599 Nuts

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:35 AM (2fET3)

600 I just went outside for a smoke and the moon is full or nearly full (they don't print the phases of the moon on freebie calendars anymore). It was very bright outside and really nice to see the moon illuminating the ground and clouds as they scudded past. It's been months since I've seen that.

Nice chatting with you morons but I gots to go to bed already. Talk to you tomorrow, God willing.

Posted by: Ed Anger - Certified Kos Kid at January 08, 2012 03:38 AM (7+pP9)

601 Full here, too, Ed...sleep well.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:39 AM (SsG4J)

602 Since we're not doing a panoply of penile prose, I'll share this little ditty I call "Cat Pee from NY".








(verse 1)
I post lots of stupid stuff
Always meaningless fluff
Just trying to get a reaction
Derailing discussion's my action
(chorus 1)
Im' a troll
Got no soul
Just another internet a-hole
I'm a troll
Got no soul
Gonna smoke another bowl
(verse 2)Everyone I hate
I so much try to bait
I post moronic bits day and night
Hoping I can start a fight



(chorus 2)Im' a troll
Got no soul
Just another internet a-hole
I'm a troll
Got no soul
Gonna sniff my own bunghole
(verse 3)So if you see me post
Best to pass me by
I get no love in Mom's basement
I'll be a waste of skin till I die
(chorus 1)
(chorus 2)
(chorus 2)
This best to imagine a thumping baseline, with a voice that sounds like someone strangling an asthmatic chicken.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:39 AM (xKC/c)

603 This best to imagine a thumping baseline, with a voice that sounds like someone strangling an asthmatic chicken.


Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:39 AM (xKC/c)
AWESOME. Just brilliant!
And a new category, too; that'll be a popular one!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:42 AM (SsG4J)

604 Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:39 AM (xKC/c)

Stupid con I am

Posted by: Fk Nuts at January 08, 2012 03:43 AM (2fET3)

605 I'm just playing to the audience.

Although I think it fits Cat Pee best, it could probably be applied to any f*cknut troll that wandered in here.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:47 AM (xKC/c)

606 I am not too familiar with Cat Pee, since I don't daywalk much. I don't recognize her til someone mentions her. But it's great for all trolls!!!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:49 AM (SsG4J)

607 We really need to get Berserker to write a Troll busting song, too.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:50 AM (SsG4J)

608 I'm sure he'd do better. As low as the bar's been set, just about anybody could.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:51 AM (xKC/c)

609 Just a little side trip here.

This evening, I went to my DW's family holiday get-together. She's from a big family, as am I. Her parents, God rest their souls, had 24 grandchildren, about half of which have children of their own.

The place was full of young parents, teenagers, children, babies and preggers. This was in semi-rural Ohio. I got to thinking... What if this kind of thing is going on in other places? Maybe families are not really a thing of the past, as our MSM overlords would want us to believe?

The whole experience made me feel very happy. We will get together again in the near future for yet another wedding (and the wimmens for baby and bridal showers.)

Hope, after all, springs eternal.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 03:51 AM (j+Izh)

610 As low as the bar's been set, just about anybody could

Oh hell no!!! Yours was awesome, I especially liked the bowl smokin' part, because it fits our ONT troll perfectly. Bers'll rant all over on him. We'll have an entire panoply of Troll Trash Metal!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:54 AM (SsG4J)

611 bergerbuilder, I've been hearing more stories about family reunions, resent or planned, lately.

I'm wondering if now that people don't have as much money to spend on constant self-distraction that maybe they're remembering what's important?

That or they want to hit everybody up for money at the same time.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:56 AM (xKC/c)

612 Hope, after all, springs eternal.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 03:51 AM (j+Izh)
There are plenty of us, don't let them fool you into thinking otherwise.I come from a huge family, though I don't have kids. My Daddy was one of 11, mama one of 14.My paternal Grandpa was one of 26, lol! 20 of them were half siblings, but still, his father sired 24 and his mama had 8!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:57 AM (SsG4J)

613 Arrgghhh! recent or planned, not resent or planned

Some stuff spellcheck just won't find.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 03:58 AM (xKC/c)

614 Some stuff spellcheck just won't find.

Nobody here cares, trust me!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 03:59 AM (SsG4J)

615 Troll Trash Metal!!!!

I'm sure J.R.R. Tolkien would approve

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 04:00 AM (xKC/c)

616 >Some stuff spellcheck just won't find.

Nobody here cares, trust me!
I shouldn't, but I am a Doofus.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 04:01 AM (xKC/c)

617 Troll Trash Metal!!!!I'm sure J.R.R. Tolkien would approve

\m/

(Did I do that right?!)

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 04:02 AM (SsG4J)

618 I shouldn't, but I am a Doofus.

And a mighty fine Doofus at that.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 04:03 AM (SsG4J)

619 \m/(Did I do that right?!)

Perfect.

Gotta bail. I've got weeds to pull when the daystar appears. Damn city won't let me use napalm in the yard.

Posted by: Doofus at January 08, 2012 04:04 AM (xKC/c)

620 Alright, night!!! Thanks for the songs!! Sleep good.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 04:05 AM (SsG4J)

621 Spontaneous verse with rhyme and meter is a truly a gift, doofus. Please don't give into the allure of the Dark Side.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 04:05 AM (j+Izh)

622 I come from a huge family, though I don't have kids.

No matter, Tammy. I'm sure you feel a part of something that is larger than yourself.

Posted by: bergerbilder at January 08, 2012 04:21 AM (j+Izh)

623 ""We really need to get Berserker to write a Troll busting song, too.""

I was digging the ode to gear idea.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 04:27 AM (FMbng)

624 I am not surprised you'd like that!

And I do, berger, I do indeed!

Posted by: Jabbercliquey al' Thor at January 08, 2012 04:31 AM (SsG4J)

625 Darn sock...…Doofus's Troll Trashing Metal was teh awesome.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 04:37 AM (SsG4J)

626 Not enough gunfire though. lol

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 04:44 AM (FMbng)

627 lol! Feel free to add all you want to yours. Maybe he'll take the hint?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 04:49 AM (SsG4J)

628 Yeah I'll come up with something comical. lol

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 04:56 AM (FMbng)

629 I need to come up with some thing that gets it through nis head I am not trying to hit on him. I had the strangest run in with him the other night in a non-ONT thread.

Whatcha working on tonight?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:02 AM (SsG4J)

630 Hi again kids,

waddit I miss?

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2012 05:05 AM (ufJKx)

631 we're writing songs.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:10 AM (SsG4J)

632 Apparently, everything.

Alllloooo? Is there anybody in this cave? Alllooo?

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2012 05:10 AM (ufJKx)

633 631
we're writing songs.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:10 AM (SsG4J)
====cool. did we use the circle of 5th's ?

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2012 05:10 AM (ufJKx)

634 Hitting on who?


I just sprayed the last coat of lacquer on that archtop. I saved the neck for last, so I just did that. So thats that. Just need to buff it and assemble the parts on it. I made a real nice ebony bridge base for it, it had some comical home made piece of shit, so I had to make a new one. Frigging thing was a shitload of work but it looks great, I did a nice ice tea burst finish on it. This thing had one foot in the grave, but it looks real good now with all new binding and a new finish.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 05:11 AM (FMbng)

635 jc, look upthread, I expect your contribution by Monday, p,ease


Bers, how do you go about making a bridge? What's an ice tea burst?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:16 AM (SsG4J)

636 Well the archtops usually have rosewood or ebony bridge bases that just sit on the top of the guitar, and usually have a bridge itself sitting on that. This one had a base that wasn't wide enough, so some asshat cut it in half to widen the spread on the feet and looked like it was shaped with a butter knife, so made a nice stair step bridge base for it. Tea burst is basically an ice tea color thats sprayed around the perimeter. It has a flame maple top and back, so it looks nice with the burst finish.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 05:24 AM (FMbng)

637 Shaped with a butter knife, lol!

Okay, ice tea is the color, I bet that's gorgeous. You need a website. Do you sell your guitars, or just do it as a hobby?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:29 AM (SsG4J)

638 Wow. warn before you send me upthread again. the orderlies let the inmate play a lot today. insanity is contagious you know.

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2012 05:38 AM (ufJKx)

639 I have gotten into a mess with that troll. I didn't see it coming, becuz I am clueless dipshit, but I wish he'd get a clue. He stayed a long time tonight, I suppose becuz he wasn't getting edited.'

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:43 AM (SsG4J)

640 ""Okay, ice tea is the color, I bet that's gorgeous. You need a website. Do you sell your guitars, or just do it as a hobby?""

No I sell the classical guitars I build, but I don't do many a year, so I end up doing repairs, or frigging resurrections .

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 05:47 AM (FMbng)

641 He's never going to get a clue. He's crazier than a bedbug. Do not engage and stay completely clear.

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2012 05:47 AM (ufJKx)

642 Bers, you really do need a website then! Or a youtube channel. People need to see your work!

jc, yes, I am staying clear now.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:54 AM (SsG4J)

643 "Bers, you really do need a website then! Or a youtube channel. People need to see your work!""



yeah I know, one of these days.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 05:58 AM (FMbng)

644 And let me be clear, I am not afraid of him, I'm just mortified that I didn't realize what was up. I am probably old enough to be his dang mother, for god's sake! But I made my own bed. I never talked to him that way, though!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:58 AM (SsG4J)

645 I wish I knew how to set one up, I'd do it for you. But I have no idea, I just now blogs and message boards. I bet someone here could help you, though.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 06:03 AM (SsG4J)

646 644
And let me be clear, I am not afraid of him, I'm just mortified that I
didn't realize what was up. I am probably old enough to be his dang
mother, for god's sake! But I made my own bed. I never talked to him
that way, though!




Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 05:58 AM (SsG4J)
====Crazy people should always be treated with an appropriate level of caution. Don't worry, but don't leave any clues around either.

Posted by: jc at January 08, 2012 06:06 AM (ufJKx)

647 Pipe fitting pipe fittings carbon steel pipe fittings
Carbon steel pipe fitting Steel pipe fitting Butt welded elbow Pipe fittings
A234 wpb pipe fitting Seamless elbow Equal tee 180 degree elbow
Carbon steel pipe fittings 90 degree elbow Pipe bend Pipe tee
Butt weld pipe fitting Pipe elbow Steel pipe fitting Seamless pipe fitting
Butt welded pipe fitting Butt welding pipe fitting pipe elbow ansi b16.9

Posted by: pipe fittings at January 08, 2012 06:07 AM (PG+wX)

648 I honestly don't think he's that crazy, just stoned, but yea, I'm trying to remember not to mention personal info. I am not worried about that, really, though, or offended even, just embarrassed, lol! And may e I am reading too much into the other night. He probably doesn't even remember it.

I'll shut up now!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 06:13 AM (SsG4J)

649 ""I wish I knew how to set one up, I'd do it for you. But I have no idea, I
just now blogs and message boards. I bet someone here could help you,
though.""


I have a good friend in IT, as soon as I'm ready she'll do a webpage. She's been on me about it.

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 06:14 AM (FMbng)

650 Jeez Tammy wtf did i miss with the troll?

Posted by: Berserker at January 08, 2012 06:15 AM (FMbng)

651 Was it Raykon? Don't feel bad, Tammy internet trolls are harmless.

Posted by: Joffen at January 08, 2012 06:17 AM (zLeKL)

652 We need better trolls.

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:22 AM (7F9i5)

653 We're not deserving of high quality trolls, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Joffen at January 08, 2012 06:24 AM (zLeKL)

654 It's nothing at all, a nd it wasn't on the ONT, and its no big deal, lol!

Y'all might make the 666 after all!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 06:26 AM (SsG4J)

655 I suppose so.

You'd think the ability to run anon would be an attractant. I guess we can't post images and stuff, so there is that.

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:27 AM (7F9i5)

656 It'll make it. The cranky will be in here with morning coffee before the Sunday Open thread goes up

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:28 AM (7F9i5)

657 Bers, I'll let her do the nagging then, LOL!

Zakn, are we gonna have another war, have you decided?

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 06:28 AM (SsG4J)

658 Did Perry really say he'd send more troops to Iraq?

Posted by: Joffen at January 08, 2012 06:28 AM (zLeKL)

659 I'm just a grunt MissT, I don't have much to do with that stuff.

Joff- I watched football.

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:29 AM (7F9i5)

660 We did get the news on what space we are going to get, and it is Fantastic!

I have already moved most of my stuff up there, can't wait till we start staging Ops out of it.

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:31 AM (7F9i5)

661 I haven't watched any of the debates. I'd rather watch EVE and Starcraft tournaments. Less BS.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 06:33 AM (SsG4J)

662 Ugh the new map is i m g u r and pixy hates it.

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:35 AM (7F9i5)

663 Lets see if it works

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:36 AM (7F9i5)

664 EVE space, or Coke space???

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 06:36 AM (SsG4J)

665 Eve space

Coke Space I have an hour to go, and i've been here for eleven damn hours already >__<

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:38 AM (7F9i5)

666 \m/

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:38 AM (7F9i5)

667 Wow, how in the heck do you even read that thing??? Is there any particular part that you belong in?


Oooh, you got the number!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 06:41 AM (SsG4J)

668 See that area with the dude in the top hat and monocle? We are Gentleman's Agreement So yea thats the new home.

Eve is hard. Reading maps and shit can be a real pain in the ass until you kinda figure out what the different colored lines mean.

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:43 AM (7F9i5)

669 It IS hard, and I can't figure for squat, lol. But it's so amazing to me, because of that complexity. It's almost creepy, though....like it's real.

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 06:50 AM (SsG4J)

670 Don't go there MissT lol

I got to run around and do work stuff. Get some sleeps!

Posted by: Zakn at January 08, 2012 06:53 AM (7F9i5)

671 Now Thor can't sleep either, so we're going to Harbor House for breakfast! See y'all later this evening!

Zakn, get home safe.....

Posted by: Tammy al' Thor at January 08, 2012 06:55 AM (SsG4J)

672 Morning folks.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 07:25 AM (YdQQY)

673 I'm thinking that a line of anti-diarrheal products under the "Butt Weld" label would take the marketplace by storm.

Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at January 08, 2012 07:32 AM (082n3)

674 Hi, Vic. Daylight in the swamp here on the shores of the Chesapeake. Unseasonably warm weather with daytime tmeperatures in the low 50s forecast means I'll be finishing up getting daffodil bulbs and irises in the ground today.

Posted by: Jeremiad was a Bullfrog at January 08, 2012 07:40 AM (tfCtk)

675 LOL, mean kitteh don't like bib. ON upgrading appliances let me set the record straight from a utility point of view.

1. Small appliances like vacuum cleaners. If they work ok leave them the hell alone regardless of age. In fact, the older they are probably the better they are. Replace them when they break down beyond minor fixes.
2. ON A/C or Heat Pump. If it is over 20 years old odds are you have already had to spend bucks fixing it. The average heat pump lasts about 15 years. On the next breakdown if more than minor replace it. Other wise leave it alone.
3. Dishwasher. Piss on replacing it based on water usage. If it works leave the hell alone.
4. Washer/dryers - here things are different. If it is working leave it alone. If it breaks try to get it fixed, particularly if it is simple like a belt or heater element. The problem with these (and refrigerators) is the new ones are not worth a shit in reliability.
5. Furnaces I don't have much experience with but I expect they are about the same as heat pumps. If it works leave alone.
6. Hot water heater - yes it is the second largest energy user (if electric). But new ones are going to be much better than the old ones. There is only so much you can do with a damn heater element. The new ones are better insulated but you can fix that by getting a hot water heater blanket to add insulation. Don't replace it until the inner liner starts leaking.

Here is the bottom line. Trying to recoup replacement costs through a few dollars a month in energy saving is a dam losing proposition. Leave shit alone and tell the watermelon assholes like the author of this thing to kiss your ass.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 07:44 AM (YdQQY)

676 Unseasonably warm weather with daytime tmeperatures in the low 50s
forecast means I'll be finishing up getting daffodil bulbs and irises in
the ground today.

We had our warm day yesterday. made it to 72°. Today its rain and 63° which is still warm for this time of year.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 07:45 AM (YdQQY)

677 Arrg

Hot water heater - yes it is the second largest energy user (if
electric). But new ones are NOT going to be much better than the old ones.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 07:47 AM (YdQQY)

678 Morning, morons.

Now that George Stephanopolous has uncovered our secret plot to ban contraception, shall we move up our time schule?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 07:55 AM (niZvt)

679 What did everyone think of last night's debate?

I seriously think it obvious Romney will be the nominee, and I'm comfortable with him. I think he nailed "the vision thing" better than any GOP candidate since Reagan.

Oh oh... Here comes Lefty Loonny Chris Hayes...

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 08:01 AM (niZvt)

680 Sunday morning debate....WHY?!?

Posted by: Andy Bernard at January 08, 2012 08:13 AM (DVYq+)

681 658 Did Perry really say he'd send more troops to Iraq?
Posted by: Joffen at January 08, 2012 06:28 AM (zLeKL)

not quite; he meant he would redeploy some troops back to Iraq to prevent Iranian influence. He meant Obama should have kept troops there the same way we do in Korea.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 08:16 AM (niZvt)

682 Morning 'rons.....I missed the second hour of the debate. How'd it go? Did Newt kill RP? Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2012 08:17 AM (X6akg)

683
Ron Paul didn't disappoint in the debate, and overnight made a short hop in the Mothership to Zamunda to confer with Kind Joffrey Joffer about VooDoo, Diane Sawyer's drinking problem, and Peggy Noonan's love affair with Willard.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 08, 2012 08:17 AM (TkGkA)

684 Debate sucked. Links when new open thread up.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 08:21 AM (YdQQY)

685
The second hour of the debate was entitled, All the Things You Thought You Knew or Didn't Care to Know About Homosexual Marriage and Contraception.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 08, 2012 08:21 AM (TkGkA)

686 So did anything good come out of the debate last night?

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2012 08:22 AM (Ybl9g)

687 @682: I'm game, Tami.

Gingrich walked over to Romney, and dared him to repeat the things his super-pack was saying about him. He called him a "a lying RINO douchebag" and pointed out that Mitt was once governor of a People's Republic.

Newt topped off the evening by dropping his pants to impress the audience with his member. Diane Sawyer swooned - though that MAY have just been the alcohol.

Feel better, Tami?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 08:22 AM (niZvt)

688 So did anything good come out of the debate last night?

The public gets bamboozled once again. I hope most of them were watching football.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 08:25 AM (YdQQY)

689 686 So did anything good come out of the debate last night?
Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2012 08:22 AM (Ybl9g)

I really thought Romney effectively held himself up as an anti-Obama, vs "Obama-lite.". He nailed "the vision thing," explaining why we must not become like Europe. I think it was a solid appeal to conservatives.

Oh, and George Stephanopoulis's 30 minute hysteria over contraceptives revealed once more the bias of the MSM, but I think Mitt made him look like an utter asshole.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 08:26 AM (niZvt)

690 I found it astonishing Stephanopolous was far more concerned about Keeping the World Safe for Trojans than, Obama's recent unconstitutional power grab, or his plans to destroy us as a superpower.

Amazing.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 08:28 AM (niZvt)

691
The best part of the debate was it provided half-time entertainment, far eclipsing the Super Bowl titty-flop, or the much anticipated Madonna geriatric knobby knee show tell.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 08, 2012 08:28 AM (TkGkA)

692 Since we are bound to talk about the bias here is a preview for the news:

As
for the ABC roll this illustrates why these debates are shit and fk the
Republican Party for agreeing to them



Of course during “fair and
balanced” debate on FF Commie toad said Stephenopolis was right. Shit
these people are insane.



Contrary to what some are
reporting this was not an attack on Mutt either. This was an attempt from
Step-fa-phony to get Mutt to attack Santorum and as a side benefit, brand the
Republican Party as “far right wing social cons”. However, if Mutt had give the “correct” answer, FYNQ, I would have
considered changing my vote in the primary.
And no, I don’t think Mutt handled
it all that well. Newt would have slaughtered the SOB which is why
Steph-a-asshole went to Mutt.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 08:31 AM (YdQQY)

693 Does Diane Sawyer get sloshed before every debate?

Judging by her demeanor, she thought she was at a bachelorette party.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 08:32 AM (niZvt)

694 Good news is that I don't think I need to watch any more debates.
Bad news is that the Republican party establishment is so comfortable being losers that they will be a minority party in the accomplishment sense no matter what transpires in the election.
Worse news is that our only choice now is whether to fully embrace European socialism on the fast track (with Obamao) or grudgingly embrace it (with Romney) while futilely kicking and screaming about the decline of America.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 08, 2012 08:33 AM (i3+c5)

695 Stephie's obsession with contraceptives was weird and dated. I half expected him to quote an excerpt from the Handmaiden's Tale. It is kind of funny that the majority of the candidates have 5+ kids. Big families FTW

Posted by: Andy Bernard at January 08, 2012 08:35 AM (DVYq+)

696 Stephie's obsession with contraceptives was weird and dated

No, he really doesn't think there is any chance of that crap. It was an attempt to hit Santorum and the Republican Party in general. It was pure unadulterated BS and everyone knows it.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 08:37 AM (YdQQY)

697 Feel better, Tami?

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 08:22 AM (niZvt)
No. No mention of anyone killing RP. Disappointing. We need BLOOD!

Posted by: Tami at January 08, 2012 08:38 AM (X6akg)

698 @692: Mitt pointed out NOBODY is seeking to talk about contraception. He called the question silly. He showed the appropriate degree of exasperation and, for once, appeared completely natural in his reaction to the question.

A Newt-like response would have gotten applause but also make him look angry. As it was, Mitt's answer and demeanor IMO highlighted how stupid George S.'s question was.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 08:38 AM (niZvt)

699 A Newt-like response would have gotten applause but also make him look angry.

There needed to be an "angry" response to that shit. It is high time the Republican Party started fighting back at the assholes in the press who do this shit.

That was one of Bush's worst damn mistakes.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 08:40 AM (YdQQY)

700 696, I think that's why it came across as so weird. He was looking for them to say something outlandish that could turn into a soundbite. It was just fishing SO far out it was just annoying.

Posted by: Andy Bernard at January 08, 2012 08:41 AM (DVYq+)

701 The other thing that is funny on this is that already the MFM is circling the wagons and defending the stupid question. When you see that you know they know that it was shit.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 08:42 AM (YdQQY)

702 I would have loved for someone to have said that with all the significant fundamental problems we have with our very existence, the contraception question was pointless.

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 08, 2012 08:46 AM (i3+c5)

703 Here is the bottom line. Trying to recoup
replacement costs through a few dollars a month in energy saving is a
dam losing proposition. Leave shit alone and tell the watermelon
assholes like the author of this thing to kiss your ass.


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Chiming in to offer my .02...LOTS of experience in this area: Furnaces/heat pumps/compressors -- 20 year life span is pretty normal for all...once you get to this point, it is pointless to throw $$ at any of these devices. If the unit(s) are 'builder' units, I'd (potentially) deduct 5 years from life span.Washer/Dryers -- Old units are built FAR better...they may use more power, but they will outlast new units hands-down. My current washer (no lie) is +35 yo Maytag...looks great and runs like a tank. I also prefer 'old-school' toploaders...mucho problems with new front loader crap. Yes, I know...they clean well, but I personally would not own them.
D/Washers -- Replace them when they're broken...same goes for Garbo's. Additional for Garbo's...don't get sucked in opting for 'quiet' models...waste of $. Rule of thumb; if you have/had a 1/2hp replace with same, etc. ISE is by far best brand.Small appliances -- Vic is correct...if you have old, USA built stuff...keep it! Especially kitchen devices like mixers!!!H2O Tanks -- Know your fuel rates (elec., prop., nat gas, etc.) and buy based on rates in YOUR area. Life span of devices (current) max out ~15 years. Maintain your tank...drain once a year to flush out crud...especially for burner (flame) devices!

Posted by: billygoat at January 08, 2012 08:47 AM (E2rmw)

704

Normal
0




My response would have gone
like this:



Steph, that question has no
bearing on anything in politics today, move on.



(When Steph persisted)



Look, I am not going to
debate constitutional law with someone who wiped his ass with it for 8 years
while a member of the Clinton gang. Move on



(When Steph persisted still)



FYNQ

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 08:47 AM (YdQQY)

705 Morning Vic -- who was (thought to be) the general winner last night?...I'll watch FOX in a few to get their take...

Posted by: billygoat at January 08, 2012 08:49 AM (E2rmw)

706
If winning the debate standard was who got the most airtime, my guess would be either Dr. Zeus or Willard, with Santorum and Huntsman second, Newt next, and Perry in trail.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at January 08, 2012 08:52 AM (TkGkA)

707 Billygoat. That's good advice on the gas water heaters. I'm gonna drain mine today.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2012 08:53 AM (Ybl9g)

708 @705: Michael Barone thought Mitt knocked it out of the park - see the link at Hotair.

Newt looked tired and dispirited, like he senses his chance slipped away from him. Santorum proved he's a serious Mitt-alternative, and won't do a Cain-like implosion. Huntsman, I thought, did well and made me wish he hadn't listened to whoever convinced him to act like he hates tea partiers.

Rick Perry, it seemed, hardly got to talk but did well enuff that if ALL his debates went like that, he'd be on his way to the nomination right now.

Paul... Was Paul.

Posted by: CoolCzech at January 08, 2012 08:54 AM (niZvt)

709 Continue debate thread on new open thread up now.

Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 08:55 AM (YdQQY)

710 Posted by: Vic at January 08, 2012 08:47 AM (YdQQY)

Vic: I take it that you are not open to be drafted to run for the good of the party?

Posted by: Hrothgar at January 08, 2012 08:56 AM (i3+c5)

711 To be honest, Mitt did a pretty good job last night. Santorum managed to appear less-scary as a raving social-con. Even that condescending asshole Huntsman was able to look like more of a conservative. Newt was fairly quiet, Paul was his crazy self but he got off a few points on following the constitution and poor Perry was left to shout over the ice machine something about re-invading Iraq.
Mitt did miss the opportunity to really slam the media when Stephanopoulos kept trying to hammer home the lie that republicans wanted to ban contraception. When the audience groaned at the repeated questioning, he should have used a Newt-like retort and asked how much Soros was paying to have this misconception promoted.

Posted by: jwest at January 08, 2012 09:00 AM (FdndL)

712 My Husband's Real Man Card:
Scars: plenty, each with its own story
Rescue: anything that needs rescuing
Smoke: tried once, decided to be healthy instead
Rattlesnake bite: and plenty more
Build: anything that needs building
Purse snatcher: and any other criminal
Drink: only the good stuff, always neat
Steve McQueen: eh
Rebuild: anything that needs rebuilding
Hike: anywhere he wants, including Arizona desert
Lumberjack: cut, split and burn enough wood to keep family warm all winter
Contest: eh
Weld: repair anything that needs repairing
Knife: always carry at least one
Beard: eh
Buck: bring home enough venison and other meat to feed family

Posted by: iykwimaityd at January 08, 2012 09:05 AM (Dh3nJ)

713 707
Billygoat. That's good advice on the gas water heaters. I'm gonna
drain mine today.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2012 08:53 AM (Ybl9g)
Morning CDR...re: H2O tank, remember to close your cold stop at tank when draining (garden hose to floor drain, open TP valve to allow air for draining)...if you allow cold water to flow in while draining, you 'stir' the tank and drain water flowing into tank (dip tube on cold side). Also, ALWAYS best to drain in morning BEFORE any flow has stirred tank.

Posted by: billygoat at January 08, 2012 09:07 AM (E2rmw)

714 Posted by: billygoat at January 08, 2012 09:07 AM (E2rmw)

...also...drain ~5-10 gallons ONLY, that will suffice for removal of crud. Don't forget to close TP and open cold stop after operation.

Posted by: billygoat at January 08, 2012 09:10 AM (E2rmw)

715 Ah, thanks! I haven't done this before and hadn't looked up the procedures to do this yet.

Posted by: CDR M at January 08, 2012 10:07 AM (Ybl9g)

716 CDR...it's very straightforward and very beneficial for tank life on burner-type units. Hope you're feeling better CDR...Happy 2012!

Posted by: billygoat at January 08, 2012 11:04 AM (E2rmw)

717 I'm late to this but Daniel Craig loves other guys' wieners, too.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at January 08, 2012 11:33 AM (r4wIV)

718 Thanks and hope you have as great 2012 as well billygoat!

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