Newt's Gay Half-Sister Is Going to Vote For Obama, Because She Doesn't Like Newt's Anti-Gay-Marriage Official Stance

Apparently she doesn't believe Obama when he claims that is also his official stance.

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Sir Elton John

Funny thing about liberals and the media. They all behave as if Obama is actually pro-gay-marriage, and yet when the issue comes up, and the rubes are listening, they all say "But Obama's against gay marriage too!"

And, having so informed the rubes of this, they go back to acting as if Obama is pro-gay-marriage. Almost as if they know he's really not, but like to lie about it to others.

Posted by: Ace at 12:59 PM



Comments

1 Well bully for her. Like I give a shit what her opinion is.

Posted by: dogfish at December 08, 2011 01:00 PM (N2yhW)

2
I'll bet she has an diabolic smile, too.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 08, 2011 01:02 PM (sqkOB)

3
Newt's sister is half-gay?

How does that work?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 08, 2011 01:03 PM (sqkOB)

4 Let me be clear, I'm against gay marriage... I like to keep my options open.

Posted by: barry o'potus at December 08, 2011 01:03 PM (FcR7P)

5 Rachel Maddow gave the interview using a mircophone fashioned out of a 14" rubber fist.

Posted by: Ben at December 08, 2011 01:03 PM (wuv1c)

6 Ace, you could throw up that same pic from yesterday of the "telepathic mind rape" story.

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2011 01:04 PM (GQ8sn)

7 So she's a single issue voter? Or does she agree with Obama on more than this?

Cuz, in general, single issue voters are retarded.

Posted by: lorien1973 at December 08, 2011 01:04 PM (usXZy)

8 Man, she's hot.

Posted by: The Guy Who Used To Be Hot For Janet Napolitano, But Now Is Hot For Newt's Gay Half-Sister at December 08, 2011 01:05 PM (QKKT0)

9 Is it me or does that pic look suspiciously like Patton Oswalt?

Posted by: EC at December 08, 2011 01:05 PM (GQ8sn)

10 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) says 'No' to RINO Romney at December 08, 2011 01:05 PM (8y9MW)

11 I can't vote for Newt. Why? Gay-dar. My gay-dar is telling me whom to vote for.

Posted by: "Sir Elton John" at December 08, 2011 01:05 PM (FcR7P)

12
oh dear

you see this new Rick Perry ad?

No tact whatsoever.

What the hell?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 08, 2011 01:06 PM (sqkOB)

13
Newt's half gay sister is Drew Carey?

Posted by: soothsayer at December 08, 2011 01:06 PM (sqkOB)

14 Why is it that so often being gay also means being a shit-eating socialist liberal? It can't all be about opposition to the religious right, can it?

Posted by: weew at December 08, 2011 01:07 PM (7RbIF)

15 Which is why we can say without a shred of hyperbole the left lies. Their base wants them to, and condones it. They simply view lying as a legitimate political tool, and that is why there can be no compromise with them.

Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at December 08, 2011 01:07 PM (9IYKu)

16 Rush notes that the National Enquirer has dug up a Newt staffer who claims to have had sex with him decades ago. So, look for Gloria Allred to show up in a few days and whore for the cameras.

http://bit.ly/rGaW6i

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 08, 2011 01:07 PM (AZGON)

17
Why is it that so often being gay also means being a shit-eating socialist liberal?

Cuz h8ters gonna h8.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 08, 2011 01:07 PM (sqkOB)

18 Wow.

How about that.

Blows my mind that people will jump up and try to sandbag their family for their 15 minutes. Why is this person's opinion important?

Ace's point that they seem to be saying Obama is a liar is also well taken. What trash.

Posted by: Dustin at December 08, 2011 01:07 PM (rQ/Ue)

19
Republicans are haters.

Gays hate haters.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 08, 2011 01:08 PM (sqkOB)

20 Lesbian Fun Fact: If you want someone who looks exactly like a guy, you can get an actual guy.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 08, 2011 01:08 PM (QKKT0)

21 That's one handsome fella.

Posted by: scofflaw at December 08, 2011 01:08 PM (IhBRY)

22 I'd hit it. With a daisycutter.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 08, 2011 01:08 PM (AZGON)

23 I don't get the hyphenated name. Why "Gingrich-Jones"?

Could it be that she has nothing in her life other than being a sort-of relative of Newt?

Also, get this bitter, ugly half-sister (sister? really?) out in public. She is one whose very advocacy of a cause results in it getting less support.

You know what class is? Class is not waving your arms and calling attention to yourself to run down a family member. Don't support him? Fine. But at least show some dignity, rather than screaming in the middle of the store that your brother is being mean to you.

Because, of course, with everything in the world today, the most important thing is to have same-sex marriage. Why without it...

...uh...

...well, people like Candice "Gingrich-"Jones wouldn't have the state-sponsored psychological validation she so obviously craves.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 08, 2011 01:08 PM (T0NGe)

24 gunshots fired at VA Tech.

Posted by: tasker at December 08, 2011 01:08 PM (r2PLg)

25 I thought that was Drew Carrey for a minute.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at December 08, 2011 01:08 PM (+inic)

26 *Hork*

Posted by: Derpman at December 08, 2011 01:09 PM (GFGFp)

27
>>gunshots fired at VA Tech.

dear lord, not again.

Posted by: Ben at December 08, 2011 01:10 PM (wuv1c)

28 gunshots fired at VA Tech.

Workplace violence. It's my biggest concern.

Posted by: Eric Holder at December 08, 2011 01:10 PM (AZGON)

29 gunshots fired at VA Tech.

More workplace violence?

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at December 08, 2011 01:10 PM (QKKT0)

30
Vote for Newt, Obama is his gay half-sister?

Posted by: doug at December 08, 2011 01:10 PM (gUGI6)

31 More duplicity than a double album.

Posted by: Rocks at December 08, 2011 01:10 PM (Q1lie)

32 Was there howling when Obama laughed off his promise to halve the deficit?

Was there any teeth mashing when he kept open Gitmo?

What I am trying to say is that the left was lying when they said they cared about either issue. It was all about driving down Bushs approval numbers.

Posted by: SomeSay the Strawmarian at December 08, 2011 01:10 PM (9IYKu)

33 Hey my sometimes gay sometimes not ultra liberal sister would never vote for me either. Certain phrases come to mind: So what, who cares, you can't pick your relatives, good riddance, shit she's calling me again, why can't she lose my phone number, crap I got see her at Thanksgiving Dinner, and Yada Yada Yada

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 08, 2011 01:10 PM (i6RpT)

34 Stupid person is stupid.

Posted by: HobbieHawk at December 08, 2011 01:11 PM (IPGju)

35 Yeah this will surely hurt Gingrich, much like Reagan's kids totally devastated his reelection chances in 1984, or hurt Republican chances in 1988, or...

Posted by: CAC at December 08, 2011 01:11 PM (JEVge)

36 gunshots fired at VA Tech.

Gunshots. Is that all?

Posted by: Dublin, CA at December 08, 2011 01:11 PM (FcR7P)

37 Is it wrong that I don't give two shits on whether they can get married or not? I know the whole thing is a farce because they cannot produce a child biologically. But I really don't care either way.

Someone please enlighten me as to why this is a big fucking deal.

Posted by: cajun carrot at December 08, 2011 01:12 PM (zHl9z)

38 Completely OT but Suckers of Cock. The Iranians do have our effin drone, intact.

Some asses need to be court-martialed over this.

Posted by: toby928© at December 08, 2011 01:12 PM (GTbGH)

39 Lesbian Fun Fact: If you want someone who looks exactly like a guy, you can get an actual guy.
--al-Cicero,
Yeah, see, they hate men, but they try so hard to BE like men. I don't get it.

Posted by: scooter (not libby) at December 08, 2011 01:12 PM (aamim)

40 Drew Carrey was Marine. Don't ever mistake a Marine for an angry flakey dike.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston training for the ONT mudwrestling match at December 08, 2011 01:12 PM (ijjAe)

41 They want to believe.

Posted by: DarkLord© for Prez! at December 08, 2011 01:12 PM (GBXon)

42 Lesbian Fun Fact: You can use Barbasol and Bic disposable razors on legs as well as faces. Not that you need shave either.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 08, 2011 01:12 PM (AZGON)

43 Thats's Pat from SNL

Posted by: The Jackhole at December 08, 2011 01:12 PM (nTgAI)

44
Newt just challenged his half gay sister to a series of slap fights.

Posted by: soothsayer at December 08, 2011 01:13 PM (sqkOB)

45 Sure. Because the biggest issue facing this country is whether or not homosexuals should be allowed to marry. I'm certain the very survival of the republic turns on this question.
My god we're doomed. We're too stupid to survive. Summon the meteors.

Posted by: Jones at December 08, 2011 01:13 PM (8sCoq)

46 Virginia Tech says shots were reportedly fired near a campus parking lot and authorities have told students to stay inside.

The school has a bulletin on their website, which says authorities are looking for a suspect described as a white male, wearing gray sweat pants, a gray hat with a neon green brim, maroon hoodie and a backpack. It says the suspect is on foot and headed towards McComas Hall, the main gym on campus which is about two blocks from Lane Stadium.

The school has been placed on lockdown.

www.wusa9.com

Posted by: tasker at December 08, 2011 01:13 PM (r2PLg)

47 She's the owner of a gay bar called "The Lincoln Douglas Debate"

Posted by: Ben at December 08, 2011 01:13 PM (wuv1c)

48
re: our drone

sorta related because of our govt's ineptitude -- I now have no doubt that Curiosity will never make it to Mars.


Posted by: soothsayer at December 08, 2011 01:14 PM (sqkOB)

49 Completely OT but Suckers of Cock. The Iranians do have our effin drone, intact.Some asses need to be court-martialed over this.
Posted by: toby928© at December 08, 2011 01:12 PM (GTbGH)

I'm sure Geo W Bush is at fault somehow.

Posted by: Jones at December 08, 2011 01:14 PM (8sCoq)

50 Completely OT but Suckers of Cock. The Iranians do have our effin drone, intact.



Some asses need to be court-martialed over this.

Posted by: toby928© at December 08, 2011 01:15 PM (GTbGH)

51 The Iranians do have our effin drone, intact.

I blame lax gun control laws.

Posted by: Eric Holder at December 08, 2011 01:15 PM (YXmuI)

52
{{{echo}}}

Posted by: soothsayer at December 08, 2011 01:15 PM (sqkOB)

53 crap double post

effin' pixy 0.87 interface

Posted by: toby928© at December 08, 2011 01:16 PM (GTbGH)

54 I hate to tell you, but she's the "pretty one" of the couple.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 08, 2011 01:16 PM (AZGON)

55 so she's a one-issue voter? idiot

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 08, 2011 01:16 PM (yAor6)

56 THAT'S A MAN, BABY!

Posted by: Unclefacts Out Of Commenting Retirement Just For This One Thing at December 08, 2011 01:20 PM (6IReR)

57 She's a MAN, bay-bee!

Posted by: Austin Powers at December 08, 2011 01:20 PM (DrWcr)

58 but she would “work really, really hard to make sure that President
Obama is re-elected next year no matter who the Republican candidate
is.”

The article title should have been
"Newt Gingrich not gaining in votes from hardline democrats"

But then the spin of "even Newt's family won't vote fro him" wouldn't have worked I guess.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at December 08, 2011 01:20 PM (tf9Ne)

59 I though Obama's stance was "evolvin'"?

Posted by: Brock O'Bama at December 08, 2011 01:22 PM (n1JN0)

60 That photo is turning me ghey.

Posted by: toby928© at December 08, 2011 01:23 PM (GTbGH)

61 I though Obama's stance was "evolvin'"?

His stance worked fine for me.

Posted by: Kal Penn at December 08, 2011 01:23 PM (AZGON)

62 Where was this man/woman before all the hoopla of Newt's candidacy? What exactly has s/he done to deserve any consideration of her opinion? Is it just because she's gay? That is the sole reason for putting her mugg on TV? Dear heavens, Jones is right. Summon the meteors.

Posted by: moki at December 08, 2011 01:24 PM (dZmFh)

63 @23: "Could it be that she has nothing in her life other than being a sort-of relative of Newt?"
It's her comfy, fashionable hair shirt that's not itchy...and she doesn't have to give up flannel.

Posted by: 66chevelle at December 08, 2011 01:25 PM (QjSgY)

64 Crap- the Price is Right pulls big ratings.
Bad move, Newt,

Posted by: jjshaka at December 08, 2011 01:25 PM (t1FFO)

65 "OK, OK, Obama associated with an unrepentend terrorist, but we don't report it because we know he's not really an extremist."
"OK, OK, Obama belonged to a church led by a racist lunatic, but we don't report it because we know he's not really racist."
"OK, OK, Obama is officially against gay marriage, but we don't report it (unless it's to you rubes) because we know he's not really against gay marriage."

Posted by: CJ at December 08, 2011 01:26 PM (9KqcB)

66 Looks like Drew Carey's half brother

Posted by: izoneguy at December 08, 2011 01:26 PM (i6Neb)

67 Someone please enlighten me as to why this is a big fucking deal.

To lecture/marginalize/piss off Catholics and other Christians whose dogmas cite the biological problem as one of several reasons why it's a sin. Also to continue deconstructing society, because you know, leftist.

Then again I'm a Catholic, and not a Nancy Pelosi "a la carte/insert your real belief system and label it Catholic" one.

Posted by: Guy of Gisbourne at December 08, 2011 01:27 PM (zVn3P)

68 What exactly has s/he done to deserve any consideration of her opinion? Is it just because she's gay?

The question answers itself. To paraphrase Mark Steyn, the problem with America isn't American debt or government, it's the American people. "Chaz" Bono is a woman, a very ugly woman... but she earns millions of eyes when she appears on a show devoted to fucking ballroom dancing. And shows like this keep the attention of millions of Americans.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at December 08, 2011 01:27 PM (AZGON)

69 17
Why is it that so often being gay also means being a shit-eating socialist liberal?

They are first, shit-eating socialist liberal's.
Then they become gay because no one of the opposite sex will have sex with them. See how that works?

Posted by: izoneguy at December 08, 2011 01:28 PM (i6Neb)

70 Don't ever mistake a Marine for an angry flakey dike.
It's just a statement of manly she is.

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at December 08, 2011 01:29 PM (+inic)

71 Why is it that so often being gay also means being a shit-eating socialist liberal?
one-issue voters

Posted by: AuthorLMendez Is On The Newt Train Whether Becks Likes It Or Not at December 08, 2011 01:30 PM (yAor6)

72
Newt's sister is half-gay? How does that work?Posted by: soothsayer


Like this:

Candace graduated in 1984 from Central Dauphin East High School in Harrisburg, where she took college preparatory courses and played hockey and softball.


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at December 08, 2011 01:34 PM (3wBRE)

73 69 (heh) Which proves that libtards are ugly.
They all think Obama is ghey and so must be for ghey marriage.

Posted by: dagny at December 08, 2011 01:36 PM (JmdDo)

74 @38: "Completely OT but Suckers of Cock. The Iranians do have our effin drone, intact.Some asses need to be court-martialed over this."
Holder: "Great...Operation Drone-Runner is blowing back on us now."

Posted by: 66chevelle at December 08, 2011 01:37 PM (QjSgY)

75 Why is it that so often being gay lesbian also means being a shit-eating socialist liberal damn ugly for a dude?
Well?

Posted by: Entropy at December 08, 2011 01:39 PM (UmXRO)

76 I can't figure out why wanting to lick the genitals that look the same as yours has become the higher moral stance. Really in this and in abortion the universe is turned inside out. It's about gross sex and murdering helpless infants not feeding the (truly) poor or curing cancer. Idiots. Communists. Liberals.

Posted by: dagny at December 08, 2011 01:39 PM (JmdDo)

77 Lesbian Fun Fact: If you want someone who looks exactly like a guy, you can get an actual guy.
No she can't!

Posted by: Entropy at December 08, 2011 01:40 PM (UmXRO)

78 O'bumbles is "evolving" on the issue, which is Lefty code for "I will remove every existing legal obstacle to the recognition of homosexual marriage and if you get me a second term I will issue executive orders conferring upon homosexual marriages the status of real marriages."

But, in Pennsylvania and Ohio, he's a "born and bred Kansan with midwestern values."

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 08, 2011 01:42 PM (mg08E)

79 Edit to add - Newt actually makes the better looking broad by a mile.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 08, 2011 01:43 PM (mg08E)

80 I have seen a preponderance of frumpy and fugly women be lesbian and/or bisexual. Not all lesbians or bisexuals, buthonestlyof a mind that several millions of lesbians are lesbians because they can't get a guy.
What on account of the fugliness.

Posted by: Entropy at December 08, 2011 01:43 PM (UmXRO)

81 Tammy Bruce?
Not that case.
Pitty they couldn't all look like her, and also, start doing dudes.

Posted by: Entropy at December 08, 2011 01:45 PM (UmXRO)

82 I don't buy that lipstick lesbian crap. Those chicks are just trying to get guys hot. Actual lesbians look like Jim Carey up there.

Posted by: dagny at December 08, 2011 01:45 PM (JmdDo)

83 They just look uglier than any other subset of women because they won't take a minute to doll themselves up before going out. How nice do you have to look to load the dogs into an Outback?

Posted by: spongeworthy at December 08, 2011 01:46 PM (puy4B)

84
Christmas dinner is going to be awkward at the Gingrich's this year.

Posted by: Matt at December 08, 2011 01:49 PM (90w0O)

85 14
Why is it that so often being gay also means being a shit-eating socialist liberal?

Well, THIS gay guy is going to vote for whoever is Not-Obama in 2012, so I guess I'm a single-issue voter, too...

Posted by: TSUGambler at December 08, 2011 01:52 PM (fQjba)

86 Not for nothing, but I posted this like a week ago in the comments . . . .

Should've known no one reads the comments . . . .


Posted by: Jimmuy at December 08, 2011 01:53 PM (KLVyl)

87 You don't have to 'doll yourself up' to not look like a pudgy frumpy fugly dude, spongeworthy.
And I mean pudgy and frumpy and fugly for a dude. Wouldn't be fair to compare them to women who looked like women.
I happen to like the 'all natural' look.
But that Pat is fucking ugly! And frumpy. And pudgy. And seemingly devoid of any sexuality whatsoever.

Posted by: Entropy at December 08, 2011 02:00 PM (UmXRO)

88 Hate to break it to you social cons, but, if the GOP doesn't get rid of
this anti-gay attitude soon, it will cost them dearly. As the baby
boomers retire and the generation of 15-30 year olds becomes more and
more prevalent, the country's attitude towards gay rights is going to
continue to become more and more positive. There is no way that the GOP
will ever get the youth vote if they continue to demonize gay people-forget about it.
Social cons-you are fighting a war that you have already lost. Stop
holding back the rest of the party

Posted by: Reality at December 08, 2011 02:00 PM (wYMS+)

89 I guess at least she doesn't look like a tremendous fatass frumpy fuglydude.

Posted by: Entropy at December 08, 2011 02:00 PM (UmXRO)

90 See?
I'm being positive about gay stuff.

Posted by: Entropy at December 08, 2011 02:04 PM (UmXRO)

91 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2011 02:10 PM (7WJOC)

92 It's a nuanced position.See,even though Obama SAYS he opposes gay marriage they know he supports in it in his heart.It's just the bitter,gun clinging,bible thumpers force him to say he is against it for political reasons.When the country becomes more enlightened he can express his true opinion.

Posted by: steevy at December 08, 2011 02:13 PM (7WJOC)

93 Social cons-you are fighting a war that you have already lost.

Then, no worries mate.

Posted by: toby928© at December 08, 2011 02:13 PM (GTbGH)

94 Posted by: Reality at December 08, 2011 02:00 PM (wYMS+)

Gabe from a proxy IP?

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 08, 2011 02:14 PM (mg08E)

95 My eyes burn like hell after looking at that picture!! Why was this posted ?????

Posted by: Wall-E at December 08, 2011 02:14 PM (48wze)

96 Laaaadyyyy looks like a duuuuude!!

Posted by: Dyslexic Aerosmith at December 08, 2011 02:15 PM (O/onO)

97 "Hate to break it to you social cons, but, if the GOP doesn't get rid of this anti-gay attitude soon, it will cost them dearly"

if we don't embrace and adopt the dems demonization of us, how can we ever coexist?

Posted by: derit at December 08, 2011 02:16 PM (FQlFL)

98 Social cons-you are fighting a war that you have already lost.

Funny that they're putting so much mustard into an issue that they've already won.

I love the antidemocratic ring of the "wrong side of history" argument - the future is fixed, you see, and the only matter to be decided is how many votes it will take you before you come around to the correct conclusion. Hell, if it takes too long, maybe we'll find some judges to take the whole matter out of your hands. Liberty!11!1111!!!!

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 08, 2011 02:22 PM (mg08E)

99 Why does Obama hate hetero and homosexual people all at once through his constant lying?

Posted by: Minuteman at December 08, 2011 02:23 PM (acEq7)

100 Pat, what's that?

Posted by: It's Pat at December 08, 2011 02:25 PM (P1nni)

101 47She's the owner of a gay bar called "The Lincoln Douglas Debate"Posted by: Ben at December 08, 2011 01:13 PM (wuv1c)I guess if you go there with a beard you're a "Lincoln".

Posted by: Minuteman at December 08, 2011 02:26 PM (acEq7)

102 Why is there a picture of Al Franken in this post?

Posted by: blaster at December 08, 2011 02:28 PM (7vSU0)

103 14
Why is it that so often being gay also means being a shit-eating socialist liberal? It can't all be about opposition to the religious right, can it?


Posted by: weew at December 08, 2011 01:07 PM (7RbIF)
--Not having to worry about children makes one myopic and stoopid.

Posted by: logprof at December 08, 2011 02:28 PM (P1nni)

104 The Gingrich family reunion is gonna be ugly. In so many ways.

Posted by: wth at December 08, 2011 02:34 PM (wAQA5)

105 Told ya to watch 6, Newt.
A blast from the past, from a campaign worker supporter!
http://zapit.nu/1lF

Posted by: lazy american 99%er fool/clown clinging bitterly to my guns at December 08, 2011 02:34 PM (wN82N)

106 Dagney@76:
"I can't figure out why wanting to lick the genitals that look the same
as yours has become the higher moral stance. Really in this and in
abortion the universe is turned inside out. It's about gross sex and
murdering helpless infants not feeding the (truly) poor or curing
cancer. Idiots. Communists. Liberals."

Don't forget their Libertarian appeasers!

Posted by: Kensington at December 08, 2011 02:47 PM (znT2j)

107 "I don't buy that lipstick lesbian crap. Those chicks are just trying to
get guys hot. Actual lesbians look like Jim Carey up there."
It's true: I got that Ellen Degeners guy sooooo hot!

Posted by: Portia de Rossi at December 08, 2011 02:49 PM (znT2j)

108 Don't forget their Libertarian appeasers!

Eh, they're not appeasers so much as that they like sticking a red-hot poker in the eye of their supposed allies - you know, the "norms" - to demonstrate how cool they are.

They at least ought to find common cause with conservatives on the issue of judicial tyranny in these social matters - respecting process and separation of powers and republican form of government and state sovereignty and what not - but when a Judge somewhere dismantles another part of Western Civilization, they go silent.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 08, 2011 02:56 PM (mg08E)

109 She's going for the gold against Rachel Madcow in the ugly Olympics

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 08, 2011 03:05 PM (1Jaio)

110 B-b-b-but...C.S. Lewis!

Posted by: comatus at December 08, 2011 03:11 PM (N0OTq)

111 She's going for the gold against Rachel Madcow in the ugly Olympics

Believe it or not, before she chose to look like a pasty teenage boy in the AV club, Maddow actually looked like a somewhat presentable and marginally attractive woman.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at December 08, 2011 03:17 PM (mg08E)

112 ...because they all believe he is a liar... and is lying about not agreeing with them.

Yes, liberals are that stupid.

Posted by: Texan Economist at December 08, 2011 03:18 PM (TC/9F)

113 So, is his half-sister gay, or has she always just wanted to look like Sergeant Carter? Or is that Truman Capote?

Posted by: OCBill at December 08, 2011 03:25 PM (YJvVE)

114 So Newt's half-sister is not only a lesbian, but stupid as well.

Posted by: Sharp Right Turn at December 08, 2011 03:31 PM (H18Kg)

115 Fat, gay and stupid is no way to....

Posted by: Dean Wormer at December 08, 2011 03:34 PM (ndlFj)

116 Don't forget their Libertarian appeasers!
Dude...
Libertarians are almost by definition comprised of libertarians who for whatever reason felt the desire to sign up with a party and be a joiner, but found the GOP utterly unacceptable on godbothering grounds.
"l"ibertarians aren't a bunch of appeasers.
"L"ibertarians? Self-selecting sample bias.

Posted by: Entropy at December 08, 2011 03:34 PM (UmXRO)

117 Nothing good comes from women in comfortable shoes like her.

Posted by: mpfs at December 08, 2011 03:47 PM (iYbLN)

118 12

oh dear

you see this new Rick Perry ad?

No tact whatsoever.
------

How alarming for Perry to express an opinion that the sizable majority of conservatives hold.
/s

Posted by: Y-not still does not own a smart phone at December 08, 2011 04:04 PM (5H6zj)

119 Elton John is Newt's gay half-sister?

Rock it, Man!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 08, 2011 05:04 PM (niZvt)

120 I think the reason most gays prefer Obama over the alternatives is because he's proved willing to move the bar toward equal rights for gays despite his opposition to equal marriage rights. Ending Don't Ask, Don't Tell, abandoning DOMA as unconstitutional, and promoting LGBT rights abroad are milestones on the road to equality. I don't think gay rights are likely to be at issue in the election, although the issue may still motivate some conservative primary voters.

Posted by: Jordan at December 08, 2011 05:14 PM (XJYf4)

121 In other words, because they can count on the fact that Obama's lying.

Posted by: Abdominal Snowman's Big Furry Butt Supports Perry's Drama For President at December 08, 2011 06:46 PM (5sjB7)

122 Conversely, they might also believe that the homophobes on the right are telling the truth. Perry's early 00s jailing of gays is still remembered, as is Newt's role in passing DOMA.

Posted by: Jordan at December 08, 2011 07:03 PM (XJYf4)

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I am also a Catholic and in this one area I find myself partially at odds with my church. But most theologians are not psychiatrists and do not have the advantage of the contact with suffering people which is vital to understanding.

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127 Newt's Gay Half-Sister Is Going to Vote For Obama, Because She Doesn't Like Newt's Anti-Gay-Marriage Official Stance

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