Twinkles: Open Mike Night at Occupy Wall Street

Hot Air flags this as "Occupy Protests Somehow Turning Weirder."

It's... really something.

First thing, the "human microphone" was, I thought, some kind of glorious innovation to transmit voices even though the cops had banned bullhorns. But here, the woman does have a bullhorn. The crowd does their cult-drone anyhow.

Second, she has a nice body. It's a real shame a decent body is capped by this unfortunate head. She looks like a young college-age Bill Walton skipped the NBA draft to pursue a Library Sciences degree, and also, gender reassignment surgery.

Third, it's just indulgent and weird and overwrought.

Posted by: Ace at 12:55 PM



Comments

1
oh hi new post

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 12:56 PM (sqkOB)

2 She'd be much better looking if she weren't so angry.

Posted by: brian at October 18, 2011 12:57 PM (y05cf)

3 That's a huge bitch!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 18, 2011 12:57 PM (PLHIl)

4
haha @ Bill Walton

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 12:57 PM (sqkOB)

5 I'd hit it . . . with a shovel.

Posted by: Typical Moron at October 18, 2011 12:58 PM (RJ+Yj)

6 That girl is the worst mime I have ever seen.

Posted by: huerfano at October 18, 2011 12:58 PM (fecOD)

7
the Bill Walton thing reminds me of how it is really hard to have sex with a girl after you met her brother and they have the same face

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 12:58 PM (sqkOB)

8 That was a good 'un, Ace.

Posted by: Kenny Powers at October 18, 2011 12:58 PM (VbOSu)

9 Jeebus Crisco!

I had to bail at the 0:49 mark. Couldn't stand any more.

These are the stuttering clusterf*** of a miserable failure's children. Even if the chick looks tappable, you'd have to throw a paper bag over her mind....

And get her pressure-washed.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 18, 2011 12:59 PM (YjjrR)

10 my self-loathing conservative brother is pissed these guys made him look like a fool when he first came out in defense of them

Posted by: Team Mitt's AuthorLMendez (Ban k1rwm) at October 18, 2011 12:59 PM (yAor6)

11 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2011 01:00 PM (fyOgS)

12 I don't like saddlebags. Plus, she probably isn't any good as a harness racer.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 18, 2011 01:00 PM (AZGON)

13 What would happen to Tea Party folks if they set up camp like that?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2011 01:00 PM (f9c2L)

14 End Obama's occupation of the WH in 2012!

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2011 01:00 PM (fyOgS)

15 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 18, 2011 01:00 PM (8y9MW)

16 Last night, I had a dream, that was really scary, there was this chick, that was wearing L.L. Bean boots, just like the 1970's, speaking in sing-song infantilism, she was not pretty, she had frizzy hair, and a mouth like a flounder, she wouldn't stop talking.

Sub-Tard Post Modern Poetry

Posted by: Sub-Tard at October 18, 2011 01:00 PM (0M3AQ)

17 That's some of the creepiest crap I ever saw

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 18, 2011 01:01 PM (i6RpT)

18 Out: "I have a dream"
In: "I had this really weird dream and I want your undivided attention as I banter on about it as though it means anything at all"

Posted by: weew at October 18, 2011 01:01 PM (7RbIF)

19 A most unfortunate head,indeed.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2011 01:02 PM (fyOgS)

20 That girl needs to seek help. And cream rinse.

Posted by: huerfano at October 18, 2011 01:02 PM (fecOD)

21
Behold! Obama's citizen army.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 01:02 PM (sqkOB)

22 @16: Threadwinna!

Posted by: LibertarianJim at October 18, 2011 01:02 PM (PReJ3)

23 Looney tunes...

Ya know what? WTF are we worried about leaving an enormous debt to the next generation? The next generation are these retards! Eff 'em!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2011 01:02 PM (f9c2L)

24 i thought Jimmy Buffet's parrotheads were irritating

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 01:02 PM (3Zo6I)

25 You want to stop "the yelling", but the central feature of your movement appears to be a crowd of dipshits tonelessly chanting whatever drivel pours out of another numbskull?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 18, 2011 01:03 PM (ZsiFI)

26 I didn't love her enough to make her attractive.

Posted by: God at October 18, 2011 01:03 PM (3Okgs)

27 I could literally feel individual neurons dying as my brain listened.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 18, 2011 01:04 PM (AZGON)

28 Yeah... as though a real conversation is remotely possible with these clowns.

"I disagree with you and I think you have unrealistic expectations"
"Racist! Fascist! Ignorant! DOWN TWINKLES!!!"

Posted by: weew at October 18, 2011 01:04 PM (7RbIF)

29 I wonder if this is chemjeff's co-worker.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 18, 2011 01:04 PM (ZsiFI)

30 Weirder, you say? I say.........NOT WEIRD ENOUGH, MAN !!!!111!!!!

They have only begun the Weird ( it will get much, much Weirder )

Posted by: SantaRosaStan. breaking very bad at October 18, 2011 01:04 PM (UqKQV)

31 26 Nah,you love everyone,even this fugitive from the WNBA.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2011 01:04 PM (fyOgS)

32
They are downright Pecksniffian in their feigned self-righteousness.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 01:05 PM (sqkOB)

33 I could literally feel individual neurons dying as my brain listened.

Posted by: George Orwell
.......
That's because you can't help but chant along with the other nitwits...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2011 01:05 PM (f9c2L)

34 Even I couldn't do anything with this bunch.

Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at October 18, 2011 01:05 PM (AZGON)

35 Love the $400 tent in the background...

And LUV the fact that these people USED to have jobs.... because I was their employer, and they took time off to protest, they sure would NOT have one when they came back.

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2011 01:05 PM (NtXW4)

36 O/T to Ben, Game Informer gave the new Batman game its highest score possible and implied it was one of the best video games of that type ever.
So, up twinkles to the game!

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 18, 2011 01:05 PM (RZ8pf)

37 the Bill Walton thing reminds me of how it is really hard to have sex with a girl after you met her brother and they have the same face.
No it's not.
(oh come on, it was hanging right there, you have to give me that one)
You know, I think I'm torn between hilarity and horror. These are the children that are our future. Stop! Carrousel time!

Posted by: alexthechick at October 18, 2011 01:05 PM (VtjlW)

38
that don't make no sense

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 01:05 PM (sqkOB)

39
Posted by: Sub-Tard at October 18, 2011 01:00 PM (0M3AQ)
I have some money that I would like to help you out with, wouldnt want that to die out

Posted by: Harry Reid at October 18, 2011 01:05 PM (FIDMq)

40 23 Looney tunes...Ya know what? WTF are we worried about leaving an enormous debt to the next generation? The next generation are these retards! Eff 'em!

My boy is 10, plays baseball well, is kind and thoughtful, artistic and has a great sense of humor. Most importantly, at 10 he knows the difference between right and wrong and shit and shinola. The idea that he will be saddled with debt to pay for these littleshitheads to masterbate through lifeis an abomination to me. Just sayin.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at October 18, 2011 01:06 PM (0M3AQ)

41 Chubby thighs, big hips and no boobs. I'm not seeing the "decent body".

Posted by: Dumb_Blonde at October 18, 2011 01:06 PM (jBUZR)

42 Yep she would be HOT if I was a dirty stinky hippie and loved hairy armpits.

Posted by: Someassholestolemypen at October 18, 2011 01:06 PM (wD2OY)

43 I understand the frustrations of these good citizens.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at October 18, 2011 01:06 PM (AZGON)

44 These hand signals are going to fuel the lolz for the rest of the winter.
"I was dreaming......." ***place head to side on hands***.

Down twinkles! Down Twinkles!

Is she a structural feminist? I didn't know what those were until now.


Posted by: Derak at October 18, 2011 01:06 PM (8tAhu)

45 30 Weirder, you say? I say.........NOT WEIRD ENOUGH, MAN !!!!111!!!!They have only begun the Weird ( it will get much, much Weirder )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan. breaking very bad at October 18, 2011 01:04 PM (UqKQV)
Hey...
When the going gets weird... the weird turn Pro...

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at October 18, 2011 01:06 PM (NtXW4)

46 I'm starting to really enjoy these people. I just hope that winter comes early this year because the entertainment value will be even more priceless.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 18, 2011 01:06 PM (JxMoP)

47
see what happens when you cross the comment streams?


Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 01:06 PM (sqkOB)

48 don't know what to say .
she sounds tired and emotional. i would say she needs sleep but ...

Posted by: willow at October 18, 2011 01:07 PM (h+qn8)

49 reminds me of 1st grade when the teacher would lead us in the pledge of alliegience.

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 01:07 PM (3Zo6I)

50 Where is the Ohio National Guard when you need them?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 18, 2011 01:07 PM (ieDPL)

51 I dunno, it didn't seem so bad. Of course, I had the volumn turned off.

Posted by: Grant S at October 18, 2011 01:07 PM (dsCnE)

52 Would you dork her up the squeaker while she chewed on a pillow??

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2011 01:08 PM (fyOgS)

53 I have a solution to the protestor problem: round up a bunch of latter-day vikings, set upon them and capture them, and sell them to the Arabs, just like the vikings used to do. I figure that since the Arabs like to have sex with little boys, goats, and women with bags over their heads, they will take to the protestors like a hippy to weed. The protestors get to be dominated by brown people from the third world, thereby assuaging their white guilt. We evil capitalists get money. Win, win, win - everybody is happy!

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 18, 2011 01:08 PM (MSCON)

54 Anyone want to bet that, when this chick comments here, her hash is "k1rwm"?

Posted by: God at October 18, 2011 01:08 PM (3Okgs)

55 Sheesh, a stupid shrieking hag is still a hag.

Posted by: jeannebodine at October 18, 2011 01:08 PM (nvlAW)

56 Oh my God, it's like Gaia's vagina is speaking but instead of words we hear rainbows.

Posted by: The Popular People's Front Of Wall Street at October 18, 2011 01:08 PM (L8TIZ)

57 WTF was that? I tried to watch it, I couldn't get past a minute. She creeped me out. Though I did enjoy everyone mindlessly echoing back "get a job" that was funneh.

Posted by: ParanoidStillAGirlInSeattle at October 18, 2011 01:08 PM (RZ8pf)

58 Where is the Ohio National Guard when you need them?
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 18, 2011 01:07 PM (ieDPL)

Budget cuts

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 18, 2011 01:09 PM (i6RpT)

59 I'd hit it. With a water cannon.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 18, 2011 01:09 PM (AZGON)

60 Posted by: Sub-Tard
.....
yeah.. yeah.. I knew somebody was going to mention that.. you couldn't let me have my little fantasy, could ya?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2011 01:09 PM (f9c2L)

61 I'm hitting that on Friday.

Er, I should clarify this comment is directed at 36. Totally picking up the Batman game today.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at October 18, 2011 01:09 PM (4136b)

62 I, state your name

(I, state your name)

Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat...with liberty and fraternity for all.

(Amen)

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at October 18, 2011 01:09 PM (HpT9p)

63 Would you dork her up the squeaker while she chewed on a pillow??

From the looks of her, she's used to chewing on a feed bag.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 18, 2011 01:09 PM (AZGON)

64 I sink eff dat it vas 100 per zent peeplz, voudn't da peepelz already bee der?

Posted by: Gesellschaft fr Angewandte Mathematik at October 18, 2011 01:10 PM (0It32)

65 45 30 Weirder, you say? I say.........NOT WEIRD ENOUGH, MAN !!!!111!!!!They have only begun the Weird ( it will get much, much Weirder )
Posted by: SantaRosaStan. breaking very bad at October 18, 2011 01:04 PM (UqKQV)
Hey...
When the going gets weird... the weird turn Pro...
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at October 18, 2011 01:06 PM (NtXW4)
Yeah, things are gettin kinda weird around here, ya know?

Posted by: Lazlo T. Hollfeld, Real Genius at October 18, 2011 01:10 PM (NtXW4)

66 Butterface

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 18, 2011 01:10 PM (JE52o)

67 Put some flair on her and she'd fit right in at Ruby Tuesdays.

Posted by: toby928 at October 18, 2011 01:10 PM (GTbGH)

68 Dammit, I can't see the vid! Brief description anybody?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 18, 2011 01:10 PM (4df7R)

69 Second, she has a nice body. It's a real shame a decent body is capped by this unfortunate head. She looks like a young college-age Bill Walton skipped the NBA draft to pursue a Library Sciences degree, and also, gender reassignment surgery.

That there is golden wordsmithin'!
I can't quit you, Ace!

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2011 01:10 PM (Lbb9+)

70 I'd hit it ... with a $5,500 community property MacBook.

Posted by: Andy at October 18, 2011 01:10 PM (5Rurq)

71 Five bucks says her name is "Fawn Rainforest."

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 18, 2011 01:10 PM (AZGON)

72 Do they realize how silly they look performing "twinkles".
"Men with no chests", indeed.

Posted by: Minuteman (used to be trainer) until Juggy is Gone at October 18, 2011 01:11 PM (Rojyk)

73 shouldn't this be done at night around the campfire,
you know when we tell our scary dreams and boogie men stories?

Posted by: willow at October 18, 2011 01:11 PM (h+qn8)

74 Never have liked commie scrunts no matter what they looked like. Jane Fonda looked pretty good in her younger day, but I still wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2011 01:11 PM (YdQQY)

75 Last time I saw a head like that it had urine coming out of the top of it.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 18, 2011 01:11 PM (+Ko/z)

76 Last night I had a dream, a scary dream, that we gave way too many people the right to vote.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 18, 2011 01:11 PM (7EV/g)

77 Where is the Ohio National Guard when you need them?


Posted by: FlaviusJulius
.........
Not in Pennsylvania, unfortunately. (this was Occupy Philly)

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2011 01:11 PM (f9c2L)

78 58 Where is the Ohio National Guard when you need them? Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 18, 2011 01:07 PM (ieDPL) Budget cuts
Posted by: nevergiveup at October 18, 2011 01:09 PM (i6RpT)
Deployed to Afganistan?

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2011 01:11 PM (NtXW4)

79
She speaks as if she knows something.


Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 01:11 PM (sqkOB)

80 I also loved twinkle fingers on the left.Kinda old school revival in a way

Posted by: Someassholestolemypen at October 18, 2011 01:12 PM (wD2OY)

81
What does she know about anything?

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 01:12 PM (sqkOB)

82 I'd hit it. With wide spectrum antibiotics and Gardasil.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 18, 2011 01:12 PM (AZGON)

83 >>>But here, the woman does have a bullhorn. The crowd does their cult-drone anyhow.

They remind me of the group voice of the Borg. "We will add your distinctiveness to our own. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile"

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 18, 2011 01:12 PM (JE52o)

84 Face down on a pillow she'd look great...and couldn't talk much

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at October 18, 2011 01:12 PM (mx1fD)

85 the Bill Walton thing reminds me of how it is really hard to have sex with a girl after you met her brother and they have the same face

Oh, man. I met the brother after being with her for quite some time. Very weird.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2011 01:12 PM (FcR7P)

86 "we have jobs, but we're still in debt".

Welcome to life, fuckwit. Talking about your stupid dream won't help.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 18, 2011 01:12 PM (ZsiFI)

87 Without you morons I would laugh alot less.

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2011 01:12 PM (fyOgS)

88 If MLK heard this 'Dream Speech' we would weep, realizing that his was now the 2nd greatest dream speech of all time.

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 01:13 PM (3Zo6I)

89 I thought these idiots were all unemployed. This dumb scrunt just said she has a job, but she's still in debt. Well, quit spending, you moron!
Oh, and the chick needs to wear a more supportivebra, for crying out loud--to be that young and have the girls sliding that far south is just a shame. No wonder she was crying.

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2011 01:13 PM (Lbb9+)

90 Meanwhile in NJ, 'Weedman' is running for N.J. Assembly despite living in Los Angeles
Edward Forchion, who likes to be known as Weedman, lives in Los Angeles where he runs a medical marijuana dispensary.
http://tinyurl.com/5rgo7ma

Posted by: Eric at October 18, 2011 01:13 PM (136wp)

91 74 Never have liked commie scrunts no matter what they looked like. Jane Fonda looked pretty good in her younger day, but I still wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.
Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2011 01:11 PM (YdQQY)
And Susan Sarandon? in her younger days??? during the Rocky Horror Picture Show days? Do-able...
Now? I'd Hit It has a very different connotation...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2011 01:13 PM (NtXW4)

92 She looks like a young college-age Bill Walton skipped the NBA draft to pursue a Library Sciences degree, and also, gender reassignment surgery.

Darrel Issa is on fire today!

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2011 01:13 PM (FcR7P)

93
I understand why these people are so angry.

They are the world's Useless.

They are good-for-nothing, wastes-of-space.

They have no marketable skills. Their practical knowledge is nil. And they are too weak to labor.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 01:14 PM (sqkOB)

94 I'm going to get stoned for saying this, but... does this video mean we've found It-that-shall-not-be-named, but-shall-be-called-It?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 18, 2011 01:14 PM (4df7R)

95 when the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson's blowed-off head at October 18, 2011 01:14 PM (27KAF)

96 Down Twinkles. Painful.

Posted by: observer at October 18, 2011 01:14 PM (x1M0w)

97 Second, she has a nice body.

LOLWUT?!?!?!

Posted by: EC at October 18, 2011 01:14 PM (GQ8sn)

98 Dammit, I can't see the vid! Brief description anybody?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 18, 2011 01:10 PM (4df7R)
Bitter woman yelling about something while crowd repeats her 1/2 sentences.But I could only take 1 1/2 minutes of it so maybe it got better at the end. I'm not willing to watch the rest to find out.

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (X6akg)

99 So telling someone to 'get a job' is now a mean thing.
No longer...
common sense
good advice

y'all got that now?

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (3Zo6I)

100 Darrel Issa is on fire today!

Thank God, I wasn't drinking my diet coke when I read that! LOL!

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (Lbb9+)

101 NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (ieDPL)

102 last nite i had a dream, that gvt came and said I owed them more , and they gave it to hapless protestors, they took everything i had to be fair.

Posted by: gm willow at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (h+qn8)

103 I've seen better heads than that on 50 cent beers!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (7nnL8)

104 FREE TOTUS!

Posted by: Madame Queen at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (5rYzF)

105 86 "we have jobs, but we're still in debt".Welcome to life, fuckwit. Talking about your stupid dream won't help.
Posted by: Waterhouse at October 18, 2011 01:12 PM (ZsiFI)
Yeah, now add this to the post below, where one of em is biatchin because their Apple Laptop was stolen.... $5500 laptop? and you complain about debt???
Yes, the stupid is strong in this one...

Posted by: Romeo13 at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (NtXW4)

106 Crybabies of the World, Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains.

And maybe your Macbooks.

Posted by: Lenin at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (QKKT0)

107 I made it all the way up to 17 seconds of that video, could not handle any more.
I hate that repetitive, collective, hive speech behavior.

Posted by: real joe at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (xovnt)

108 Second, she has a nice body.

She should give it back, she's getting it fat and wrinkled...

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 18, 2011 01:16 PM (136wp)

109 I had a dream. In the village there was a pile of little protestors' arms, stacked up neatly. The hands were all frozen in down twinkles. It's my dream. It's my nightmare.

Posted by: Col. Walter E. Kurtz at October 18, 2011 01:16 PM (AZGON)

110 She looks like she smells yeasty... if you know what I mean.

Posted by: scofflaw at October 18, 2011 01:16 PM (IhBRY)

111 I bet she reeks of weed and failure.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 18, 2011 01:16 PM (L8TIZ)

112 It was scary, I yelled "get a shower" not "get a job", but she started chasing my basketball van saying "I love you". So I threw her a couple of balls just to get away.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 18, 2011 01:16 PM (GdNiA)

113 I will not. I will not.
Mindless repeat things other people say.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 18, 2011 01:17 PM (ieDPL)

114 I love you all. (repeat)
I am sad...(repeat)
I need to know what you think about hippie bodies in the lawn. (repeat)

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 18, 2011 01:17 PM (qjUnn)

115 104 FREE TOTUS!
Posted by: Madame Queen at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (5rYzF)
How many terrorists must we free, to get TOTUS back?
I mean, crap, worked for the Israelis...

Posted by: Obama Foreign Affairs Advisor at October 18, 2011 01:17 PM (NtXW4)

116 Did not.

Posted by: Will Folks at October 18, 2011 01:18 PM (FcR7P)

117 I know that you were testing me/us with this. It has no value, other than as a test, that I can think of. You wanted to find out if the killer still lives in here, buried beneath the veneer of civilized behavior thatwe have adopted. You wanted to find out ifwe could still see that "thing" in silhouette, or ifwe would see a person, someone with a family maybe, and children, and dreams and hopes for tomorrow. You were testing our empathy, testing to find out if we would see a person. I had to stop watchingwhen I got that sort-of sick feeling in my stomach, as you probably knew thatwe would.

Posted by: Errol at October 18, 2011 01:18 PM (vewos)

118 Supposed to be in the 40's tonight on the GC, wonder if it will hit NYC as well.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:18 PM (7nnL8)

119 I wouldn't hit that. The stupid might be genetic. No point making things worse.

Dear God, maybe three generations of idiots WERE enough...dammit, hand me that Gideon's Necronomicon, if I'm going to slide into madness, let it be one of my choosing, dammit!

Posted by: DarkLord sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at October 18, 2011 01:18 PM (GBXon)

120 Stop stealing our stuff while we try to steal other peoples stuff!

Posted by: iStink Hippie at October 18, 2011 01:18 PM (GdNiA)

121 OT: Saw Bill Walton in the casino at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas earlier this year. Poor bastard can barely walk. Guess his knees are shot.

Posted by: Countrysquire at October 18, 2011 01:18 PM (tkk54)

122 I'd hit that, with a front end loader.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 18, 2011 01:19 PM (ieDPL)

123 Posted by: Errol
.........
Wha?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2011 01:19 PM (f9c2L)

124 74 Never have liked commie scrunts no matter what they looked like. Jane Fonda looked pretty good in her younger day, but I still wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire.

Simple fix, make her smell the glove.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at October 18, 2011 01:19 PM (0M3AQ)

125 But look at all the credibility the left is getting by aligning themselves with these people. Why I bet that if they were able to use their credibility surplus they are enjoying via their new friends to deal with the budget deficit, the economic crisis would be resolved.

Sorry. My magic sarc monkey escaped his cage and I can't find him anywhere.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 18, 2011 01:19 PM (jx2j9)

126 84 Face down on a pillow she'd look great...and couldn't talk much
---

But she'd still have 4 guys chorus-ing her muffled moans. Making the moment all the more special

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 01:19 PM (3Zo6I)

127 Five bucks says her name is "Fawn Rainforest."

My brother's s-i-l has an older sister named Fawn and a younger brother named Forrest.

Predictably, they are both obnoxious flaming libtards and he (at separate times) booted Fawn out of his house and fed Forrest an overhand right for assing up.

His wife is a librarian and Republican who enjoys hunting. Go figure.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 18, 2011 01:19 PM (XE2Oo)

128 I see haley osment.

Posted by: Sean Penn at October 18, 2011 01:19 PM (0It32)

129 But I could only take 1 1/2 minutes of it so maybe it got better at the end. I'm not willing to watch the rest to find out.


Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 18, 2011 01:15 PM (X6akg)
She broke down and cried. The "repeaters", right on cue wept as well.
I might have made that last part up, I think...

Posted by: Derak at October 18, 2011 01:19 PM (8tAhu)

130 I said "I have a job and I'm still in debt"

*I said "I have a job and I'm still in debt"*

Then I said "Why don't you stop and come talk to us about it?"

*Then I said "Why don't you stop and come talk to us about it?"*

They yelled back "Why don't you give my spaniel a blow job?"

*They yelled back "Why don't you give my spaniel a blow job?"*

I didn't have any comeback, really

*I didn't have any comeback, really*

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 18, 2011 01:20 PM (AZGON)

131 "it's like Gaia's vagina is speaking but instead of words we hear rainbows."

ROF

Posted by: cherry π at October 18, 2011 01:20 PM (OhYCU)

132 Excuse me, I meant MY s-i-l (my brother's wife).

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at October 18, 2011 01:20 PM (PLHIl)

133 Yeah, next time, before you incur a ton of debt in student loans,pick a major in college that translate into a good paying job--engineering, comp sci, nursing, accounting, etc. Sadly, your speech com/womyn's studies dualmajor with the minor in African American studies isn't going to cut it.
My degree has more than paid for itself multiple, multiple times. I had a few student loans that I paid off 2 years after I graduated from college. I paid off my first car early too because I bought an inexpensive Ford Escort. My husband and I paid off the cars we owned jointly early as well as our house. We have always lived within our means. I hate these jackwads that don't and expect the rest of us to bail their lame asses out.

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2011 01:20 PM (Lbb9+)

134
Ace hasn't mentioned her in a long time, but his ideal woman/girl is...


Kim Richards.

(And his runner-up ideal woman: Powers Boothe)

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 01:21 PM (sqkOB)

135
Hello, 2004-2007!

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 01:21 PM (sqkOB)

136 124
74
Never have liked commie scrunts no matter what they looked like. Jane
Fonda looked pretty good in her younger day, but I still wouldn't piss
on her if she was on fire.

OK, but if YOU could set Jane Fonda on fire, then would you piss on her?

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 18, 2011 01:21 PM (136wp)

137 Seriously.. if I would have acted like that at that age.. My parents would have kicked my ass.
Not kidding.. I would have been banned from holidays.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 18, 2011 01:21 PM (qjUnn)

138 Re the MacBook ... these OWS remind me of the people in the awesome 1984 Mac ad.

Apparently they weren't really set free, though.

Posted by: Andy at October 18, 2011 01:21 PM (5Rurq)

139 Jane Fonda looked pretty good in her younger day, but I still wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire. Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2011 01:11 PM (YdQQY)

I might. Whether she was on fire or not.

Posted by: real joe at October 18, 2011 01:22 PM (xovnt)

140 126
84 Face down on a pillow she'd look great...and couldn't talk much

---

But she'd still have 4 guys chorus-ing her muffled moans. Making the moment all the more special

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 01:19 PM (3Zo6I)

Now that's some funny shit.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (mx1fD)

141 Occupy the faculty lounge at whatever college. Ask for your money back.

Posted by: Awful McNasty at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (QDs2s)

142 I'd hit that, with a front end loader.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 18, 2011 01:19 PM (ieDPL)
Heroic women like her wouldn't have the opportunity for leadership if I hadn't paved the way.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (QKKT0)

143 If I can out last hanoi jane I'm driving my truck wherever they plant that bitch and then drink a 6-pack and piss all over her grave.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (7nnL8)

144 sorry- I could only tolerate 48 seconds of that shit
a lot of this OWS bullshit is just students trying to emulate the 60s protest movement- except that movement had some arguably real issues, like Viet Nam and racial inequality. These punks today are pissed because their over-priced college degrees are not instantly transferable to the Obamaconomy and its miserable job market. Fuck 'em.

Posted by: Jones at October 18, 2011 01:24 PM (8sCoq)

145 If I can out last hanoi jane I'm driving my truck wherever they plant that bitch and then drink a 6-pack and piss all over her grave.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (7nnL

Watch out for the rebound off the headstone

Posted by: nevergiveup at October 18, 2011 01:25 PM (i6RpT)

146 I had a dream
(I had a dream)
that a group of self-described morons
(That a group of self-descri-)
took it upon themselves
(-bed morons took it u-)
to assign to this President a new name.
(-pon themselves to a- wait, where are we?)
which is SCOAMF of the United States.
(I lost it after "Themselves." Bryce! Where are we?)
SCOAMF stands for "Stuttering clusterfuck"
(Bryce! Psst!)
"of a miserable failure."
(BRYCE!)
This is an apt description, and oh so prescient.
(SHHHHH!!!!! *vigorous down twinkles around the drum circle*)
A prescient description of President Present.
(Fine, whatever. Where's my weed?)

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 18, 2011 01:25 PM (4df7R)

147 if I hadn't paved the way.

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (QKKT0)

I see what you did there, sir. And your table is ready. Smoking section.

Posted by: Beelzebub at October 18, 2011 01:25 PM (l9zgN)

148 Second, she has a nice body. It's a real shame a decent body is capped
by this unfortunate head. She looks like a young college-age Bill
Walton skipped the NBA draft to pursue a Library Sciences degree, and
also, gender reassignment surgery.

And radical height-reduction surgery. And a lobotomy, to become even dumber and less coherent.

Um, and what's with the one-leg-of-jeans-rolled-up thing? Some cultist sign? Or just too retarded to dress herself properly?

Posted by: Stu-22 at October 18, 2011 01:25 PM (k4bdL)

149 145,

I'll spit on that.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:25 PM (7nnL8)

150 Wait until you are relying on these geniuses for your SS Ponzi scheme pay backs.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 18, 2011 01:26 PM (ieDPL)

151 Heroic women like her wouldn't have the opportunity for leadership if I hadn't paved the way.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (QKKT0)

that is flat-out funny

Posted by: Jones at October 18, 2011 01:26 PM (8sCoq)

152 if I hadn't paved the way.
Posted by: Rachel Corrie at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (QKKT0)
I see what you did there.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 18, 2011 01:26 PM (JxMoP)

153 Oh, and where it says 'Twinkles', my brain sees 'Twinkies'.

I should really stash snacks at work.

Posted by: DarkLord sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at October 18, 2011 01:27 PM (GBXon)

154 >> Heroic women like her wouldn't have the opportunity for leadership if I hadn't paved the way.

Say, can you grease my treads while you're down there?

Posted by: IDF Cat D9 at October 18, 2011 01:27 PM (5Rurq)

155 There are some pretty goddam funny comments on this thread.

Posted by: real joe at October 18, 2011 01:27 PM (xovnt)

156 Great. Those brain cells aren't coming back.

To be fair, these bums ARE in fact classing up City Hall.

Also just ordered Arkham City! yay me!

Posted by: HeartlessBlackOrchid at October 18, 2011 01:27 PM (SB0V2)

157 145 If I can out last hanoi jane I'm driving my truck wherever they plant that bitch and then drink a 6-pack and piss all over her grave. Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (7nnL Watch out for the rebound off the headstone
Posted by: nevergiveup at October 18, 2011 01:25 PM (i6RpT)
I'd also recommend you wear waders. I suspect the soil around Hanoi Whore's grave will be so saturated with urine within 24 hours of her burialthat you're liable to sink in up to your knees if you aren't prepared.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 18, 2011 01:27 PM (4df7R)

158 GET A JOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: dismembered body at October 18, 2011 01:27 PM (UqKQV)

159 I'd hit that, with a front end loader.

She could shoulder aside the tank in Tiananmen Square.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2011 01:27 PM (FcR7P)

160 I've been studying pre-Czarist Interpretive Dance for 6 years at a cost of $150,000. I thought for sure there would be a good six figure job waiting for me.

I mean, I'm so goddamn smart and no one seems to understand it.

Posted by: OWS Hipster DoucheRocket at October 18, 2011 01:28 PM (BKOsZ)

161 145 If I can out last hanoi jane I'm driving my truck wherever they plant that bitch and then drink a 6-pack and piss all over her grave.
Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (7nnL

Watch out for the rebound off the headstone


I figure that's going to be so popular they will end up selling tickets and shaping the headstone like a urinal.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 18, 2011 01:28 PM (JE52o)

162 I'd do her... in the squeeky.

Posted by: 1/1027th of a Janitor at October 18, 2011 01:28 PM (tazG1)

163 bless her heart. /sarc

Posted by: MDH3 at October 18, 2011 01:28 PM (GKyUC)

164
TOTUS goes missing, Obama's rating dive, correlation?

@JohnEkdahl Jacksonville, Florida

Whoa - Obama down 4 points in approval and up 4 points in disapproval SINCE YESTERDAY || Gallup: Obama Job Approval

http://tinyurl.com/6fq3dnp

Posted by: The Robot Devil at October 18, 2011 01:28 PM (136wp)

165 Don't look now girl but somebody just stole your laptop when you were in the middle of your chant.

(apologize if someone already posted that obvious joke)

Posted by: polynikes - Texan for Romney at October 18, 2011 01:28 PM (i9cTu)

166 Even the twinkles ain't staying up!!!

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 18, 2011 01:28 PM (sB52h)

167 that is flat-out funny
Posted by: Jones at October 18, 2011 01:26 PM (8sCoq)
Well played.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 18, 2011 01:29 PM (4df7R)

168
People are beginning to resent Obama and his push for his phony Jobs bill.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 18, 2011 01:29 PM (sqkOB)

169 OK now i get it. Sorry I had no idea who Rachel Corrie was.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 18, 2011 01:30 PM (ieDPL)

170 It hit it.

Posted by: Ed Rendell at October 18, 2011 01:30 PM (le5qc)

171 In my VFW they have her picture above one of the urinals and there is always a line behind it, so they put one above the other urinal. lol

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:30 PM (7nnL8)

172 What's most annoying about these OWS cork sockers is that they don't evenknow that they are mad at the wrong people- 535 assholes down in Washington DC that have pretty much fucked up everything they've touched

Posted by: Jones at October 18, 2011 01:31 PM (8sCoq)

173 I've been studying pre-Czarist Interpretive Dance for 6 years at a cost of $150,000. I thought for sure there would be a good six figure job waiting for me.

That's another thing--kids these days expect to get out of school and make 6 figures right off the bat. It is scaryhow an entire generation of entitled, spoiled and whineybrats are being raised these days. They have been given everything their entire lives, are so use to instant gratification and don't know how to work or waitfor anything. They've never been allowed to fail.
We are doomed!

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2011 01:31 PM (Lbb9+)

174 She really should cram some more things in her pockets. It's so attractive.

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 18, 2011 01:31 PM (X6akg)

175 53

I have a solution to the protestor problem: round up a bunch of
latter-day vikings, set upon them and capture them, and sell them to the
Arabs, just like the vikings used to do. I figure that since the Arabs
like to have sex with little boys, goats, and women with bags over their
heads, they will take to the protestors like a hippy to weed. The
protestors get to be dominated by brown people from the third world,
thereby assuaging their white guilt. We evil capitalists get money. Win,
win, win - everybody is happy!

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 18, 2011 01:08 PM (MSCON)

I have gone over your plan with a fine toothed comb and can't find a single flaw in it. Let's do this.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 18, 2011 01:31 PM (pdRb1)

176
There comes a point when you've owned your Mac long enough.

Posted by: lolobama at October 18, 2011 01:31 PM (sqkOB)

177 If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, watch this video.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 18, 2011 01:32 PM (sB52h)

178 bless her heart. /sarc

That doesn't require the sarc tag. It's already the worst thing you can say about someone.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 18, 2011 01:32 PM (8y9MW)

179 Sadly, Hanoi Jane is going to outlive a lot of the Vietnam Vets she screwed over.

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2011 01:32 PM (Lbb9+)

180 that movement had some arguably real issues, like Viet Nam and racial inequality.
Viet Nam was just a pretext for a lot of them more concerned about having to serve in the military. Once the government ended the draft, the college kids stopped giving a shit about the oppressed people of Viet Nam.

Posted by: Matt at October 18, 2011 01:32 PM (90w0O)

181 I had a friend who graduated with double-engineering majors from Lehigh (this was the previous recession cos I'm old) and had to work at a WaWa for two years before finding a systems job.

So . . . yeah these kids are idiots

And he should have gone Mechanical, sure

Posted by: HeartlessBlackOrchid at October 18, 2011 01:33 PM (SB0V2)

182 The sad part is most of the bums there are there for entertainment purposes. One's existence must be rather miserable to prefer THAT to one's alternatives.

Posted by: Spike at October 18, 2011 01:33 PM (pAR1m)

183 They claim the Sybil story is fake and then she turns up at rally.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 18, 2011 01:33 PM (ieDPL)

184 179,

I turn 64 this month so I think I can be at her hole when they drop her.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:33 PM (7nnL8)

185 For a while there I thought this might turn into something, but now I doubt it. The hippies in Denver dropped from a couple of hundred to a couple of dozen once the police said only daylight hours and no sleeping bags or tents and started throwing people in jail. It seems the ones that just wanted to camp out for fun aren't really down with that.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 18, 2011 01:33 PM (GdNiA)

186 179
Sadly, Hanoi Jane is going to outlive a lot of the Vietnam Vets she screwed over.

Ya never know,

Posted by: Death at October 18, 2011 01:33 PM (136wp)

187 Ace, we have the same taste in women's figures. I like the flat abdomen, narrow waist, and A-cups. She will look very cute pregnant and age well.
Reminds me of the girl I married. The saddlebags go away once you get her on a high-protein diet -- something this tofu-gobbler knows nothing about.

Posted by: A Visiting Stranger at October 18, 2011 01:34 PM (2Oas0)

188 "I am sad that we yell at each other instead of speaking about what we care about and all morning I felt that we the 100% for the dismembered bodies on me lawn"

WTF?

Posted by: dib at October 18, 2011 01:34 PM (aRwtY)

189 I wanna see one of them ask the Pips to stop repeating every line. Probably go like

"I have a bullhorn"
..."I have a bullhorn"
"The Crowd can hear"
..."The Crowd can hear"
"me without you"
..."me without you"
"repeating everything I"
..."repeating everything I"
"say"
..."say"
"You can stop"
..."You can stop"
"NOW"
..."NOW"
"Seriously"
..."Seriously"
"are you even"
..."are you even"
"paying attention"
..."paying attention"
"to me"
..."to me"
"Jeez what are"
..."Jeez what are"
"you, a bunch"
..."you, a bunch"
"of autism ward escape"
..."of autism ward escape"
"ees"
..."ees"
"or just mindless"
..."or just mindless"
"lemmings"
..."lemmings"
"echo"
..."echo"
"echo"
..."echo"
"Now pinch hitting"
..."Now pinch hitting"
"For Pedro Borbon"
..."For Pedro Borbon"
"Manny MOTA...Mota....mota"
..."Manny MOTA...Mota....mota"



Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 01:34 PM (3Zo6I)

190 "decent body" ??? In the land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is king

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, ( prefers Event Horizon ) dark;very dark at October 18, 2011 01:34 PM (UqKQV)

191 I have a solution to the protestor problem: round up a bunch of latter-day vikings, set upon them and capture them, and sell them to the Arabs, just like the vikings used to do. I figure that since the Arabs like to have sex with little boys, goats, and women with bags over their heads, they will take to the protestors like a hippy to weed. The protestors get to be dominated by brown people from the third world, thereby assuaging their white guilt. We evil capitalists get money. Win, win, win - everybody is happy!

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 18, 2011 01:08 PM (MSCON)

I knew I shouldnt have sent that business plan out without a non-disclosure agreement.

Posted by: jwest at October 18, 2011 01:34 PM (qeYI9)

192 I want to her to delouse and flea bomb her tent.

Then I'll take her to the Clinique counter and introduce her to lip gloss and mascara. It won't cure everything but maybe it will stop the tears.

Posted by: lu - Perrywinkle at October 18, 2011 01:34 PM (pLTLS)

193 Last night...
I had a dream...
It was a nightmare...
I was gender-confused, and had boobs...
I had a dual degree in library science and LGBT studies...
I had no prospects for employment...
I had lots of debt, but no brain...
I didn't know how to operate my own pants...
Then I woke up, saw Marv Albert sitting at the foot of my bed, smiling...
And then I knew that I was in hell...

Posted by: Bill Walton at October 18, 2011 01:34 PM (k4bdL)

194 my* lawn

d'oh

Posted by: dib at October 18, 2011 01:35 PM (aRwtY)

195

Communist teachers are really weird people, I've always found.

I didn't know quite so well then as I do now why they were so weird...they wouldn't tell any of us that they were Communists.

Maybe if I'd known who Pete Seeger really was instead of the lovable guy who just loved everyone I would have figured it out.

I'd like to see a breakdown of how many of these nimrods are teachers or PhDs in education, like Billy Ayers.

The problem is much deeper than many realize.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at October 18, 2011 01:35 PM (AMi60)

196 Sadly, Hanoi Jane is going to outlive has already outlived a lot of the Vietnam Vets she screwed over.

Fixed for (the unjust) accuracy.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 18, 2011 01:35 PM (8y9MW)

197 #141:

I love your thinking!

OCCUPY THE CAMPUS!

Posted by: Madame Queen at October 18, 2011 01:35 PM (5rYzF)

198 >> That doesn't require the sarc tag. It's already the worst thing you can say about someone.

That's right there is my favorite catty Southernism.

Posted by: Andy at October 18, 2011 01:35 PM (5Rurq)

199 We are doomed!
---------------------------------------
Nothing gives me more pleasure than to see the good kids of this generations succeed.

Except for firing the ones with a sense of entitlement. Now that is SWEET.


Posted by: MJ at October 18, 2011 01:36 PM (BKOsZ)

200 Bob Dole says if you have an uptwinkle for more than 4 hours you should see a weed dealer.

Posted by: Bob Dole at October 18, 2011 01:36 PM (tf9Ne)

201 I have a solution to the protestor problem:

If we scour a few Occupy infestations, I'm sure we could round up a thousand of them. Trade them for a soldier in Uganda! Bring the troops home!

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2011 01:36 PM (FcR7P)

202 Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 01:34 PM (3Zo6I)
LMAO!!
THREAD. WINNER.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 18, 2011 01:36 PM (4df7R)

203 Posted by: lu - Perrywinkle at October 18, 2011 01:34 PM (pLTLS)

no, only a paper bag will help

Posted by: SantaRosaStan, ( prefers Event Horizon ) dark; mtcmtmail= at October 18, 2011 01:37 PM (UqKQV)

204 LMAO!!
THREAD. WINNER.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 18, 2011 01:36 PM (4df7R)
If for nothing else, the sheer effort it took to type that out!

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 18, 2011 01:37 PM (X6akg)

205 I had 2 jobs at that age. Never thought it was an awful time in fact... it was the best time of my life.
1 job paid the bills.. the other paid for partying. I was broke and didnt care.
Never even crossed my mind that I should envy others. Never. In fact.. I thought life in the suburbs with kids and a house looked boring.Dancing all night and sleeping til noon was the life. I never saw beyond the next weekend...

What kind of looser life do these kids have.. that at 20 years old.. they are so devoid of self worth that they sit around coveting others...
at that age you should be filled with hope and thinking life couldn't get any better.

Am I alone in this? I would have never wasted a weekend protesting. Bar hoping was way more important.


Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 18, 2011 01:38 PM (qjUnn)

206 ows, Join our Rally!
we are addressing our Dreams, aspirations and hopes.
Dreams, for an america without jewish bankers!
aspirations , of grandeur!
hopes, that you will buy our ideas: food and free stuff!

Posted by: gm willow at October 18, 2011 01:38 PM (h+qn8)

207 iet Nam was just a pretext for a lot of them more concerned about having to serve in the military
Umm, exactly?
Look, if there was a draft today, if Barack Obama wanted me to go die in Uganda for world peace or something, fuck that noise I'm moving to Canada.
What the hell bloody right does the government have to order people to go march off to death just so they can play at being important and worldly?
What the fuck do I care about VietNam? Fuck Vietnam. Fuck the Vietnamese. If they want to be commies, let them be commies and enjoy all the assorted miseries.
I use to... but I don't really have anything against any of those draft-dodging hippies anymore. I'm not some naive 18 year old. At my age I'm sure as hell not about to march off to some war and die for government.
We should not have pulled out at the end, we basically won the war against the vietnamese and lost it to the American media.
But frankly, that fuckingneocon JFK never should went their in the first place.

Posted by: Entropy at October 18, 2011 01:38 PM (XxXUI)

208 And she just happened to have a bullhorn in her dorm room?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 18, 2011 01:38 PM (ieDPL)

209 If I can out last hanoi jane I'm driving my truck
wherever they plant that bitch and then drink a 6-pack and piss all over
her grave.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:23 PM (7nnL
I'll join you. Maybe take a dump too.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2011 01:39 PM (YdQQY)

210 Posted by: HeartlessBlackOrchid at October 18, 2011 01:33 PM (SB0V2)

Did you see that article I posted the link to this morning about the disabled vets in Columbia?

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2011 01:39 PM (YdQQY)

211 >>>185 For a while there I thought this might turn into something, but now I doubt it. The hippies in Denver dropped from a couple of hundred to a couple of dozen once the police said only daylight hours and no sleeping bags or tents and started throwing people in jail. It seems the ones that just wanted to camp out for fun aren't really down with that.


If the police did there job, this would be over soon. But *cough* Bloomberg. With the fragility of the economy, If these hippies cause a major disruption in NY it could be a serious problem.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at October 18, 2011 01:39 PM (JE52o)

212 I'm putting a handkerchief in my car so if I drive by an OWSers, I will use it to cover my nose.

They'll LOVE that! (Good Lord forgive me...)

Posted by: Madame Queen at October 18, 2011 01:39 PM (5rYzF)

213 But Obama is up 20% on InTwinkle!!!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at October 18, 2011 01:40 PM (AZGON)

214 @189 ok.. seriously hilarious.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 18, 2011 01:40 PM (qjUnn)

215 I had a friend who graduated with double-engineering majors from Lehigh (this was the previous recession cos I'm old) and had to work at a WaWa for two years before finding a systems job.

Lehigh--great school. My brother worked at WaWa when he was in college during the summer.

Ace, we have the same taste in women's figures. I like the flat abdomen, narrow waist, and A-cups. She will look very cute pregnant and age well.

I don't think she's that small on top, I think the girls are just sagging down because she has gone too often without a bra or a decent bra. Speaking of dumb scrunts, did you see the 3 "Hikers" who were recently released from Iran joined one of the Occupy groups to lend their support? Should have left their stupid asses over there.

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2011 01:41 PM (Lbb9+)

216 Orly, you SCOAMF?

Obama: Occupy Wall Street Not That Different From Tea Party Protests


I understand the frustrations being expressed in those protests,
Obama told ABC News senior White House correspondent Jake Tapperin the
interview to air this evening on ABC News Nightline from Jamestown,
N.C.

In some ways, theyre not that different from some of the protests
that we saw coming from the Tea Party. Both on the left and the right, I
think people feel separated from their government. They feel that their
institutions arent looking out for them, he said.
Obama said the most important thing he can do as president is express
solidarity with the protesters and redouble his commitment to achieving
what he described as a more egalitarian society.

http://tinyurl.com/6z6xzo7

Funny, I must have missed his 'solidarity' with the Tea Party.

Posted by: Tami-Cardinals! at October 18, 2011 01:41 PM (X6akg)

217 If someone invaded America, I'd fight. I'd fight to defend us. I'd fight for my home, and my life, and my family, and my neighbors.
But go fight and die in Asia for Asia? Fuck you. I have TV to watch.
I like the German set up.
Their military volunteers explicitly as a home defense force, and for a large segment of their military, their government has no right or ability to send them abroad, anywhere.

Posted by: Entropy at October 18, 2011 01:41 PM (XxXUI)

218 209,

Bring your d-handle shovel for the field latrine it will be like the old days. Vic.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:42 PM (7nnL8)

219 i do like how she pauses after 4 words at most, so as to not over-tax the brains of the choir.
Think i'll go down there and break into the lumberjack song.

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 01:42 PM (3Zo6I)

220 Bring your d-handle shovel for the field latrine it will be like the old days. Vic.

This is when you need a "like" button on AoSHQ!!

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2011 01:44 PM (Lbb9+)

221 217,

Ummm they have troops in Afghanistan or they did.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:45 PM (7nnL8)

222 I was going to say she will probably be buried near her father but he wasn't buried.

Did you know that scrunt was living here in SC when she was married to Ted the mouth?

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2011 01:45 PM (YdQQY)

223 222,

I'll bet it wasn't Beaufort Beach.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:46 PM (7nnL8)

224 209 If I can out last hanoi jane I'm driving my truck wherever they plant that bitch and then drink a 6-pack and piss all over her grave.
---
hopefully in 100 years it'll still bebarren patch of dirt there.

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 01:46 PM (3Zo6I)

225 LOL, I just noticed my hash has changed after being the same for years.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2011 01:47 PM (YdQQY)

226 i do like how she pauses after 4 words at most, so as to not over-tax the brains of the choir.

It's called "lining". It came out of Black churches. Only a handful of people were literate, so one of those people would do the reading and the chorus or congregation would repeat afterwards. I guess if you are a 99.9% white protest group, you do what you can to bring on the diversity, and hope that no one notices your crowd is a sea of unbrokenpasty white faces.

Posted by: runningrn at October 18, 2011 01:47 PM (Lbb9+)

227 I'll bet it wasn't Beaufort Beach.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at October 18, 2011 01:46 PM (7nnL
From what I was able to glean it was in a big compound near the GA-SC border. I'll bet she never showed her face around town.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2011 01:48 PM (YdQQY)

228 It's called "lining". It came out of Black churches. Only a handful of
people were literate, so one of those people would do the reading and
the chorus or congregation would repeat afterwards. I guess if you are a
99.9% white protest group, you do what you can to bring on the
diversity, and hope that no one notices your crowd is a sea of
unbrokenpasty white faces.

I'm not sure how, but I am sure that this comment makes you a racist. Denounce yourself.

Also, the Black Churches could handle way more than 4 words at a time.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at October 18, 2011 01:48 PM (8y9MW)

229 Dismembered bodies on the lawn? Hon, around here we call that "Tuesday."

Posted by: The Moron Liberation Front at October 18, 2011 01:49 PM (RD7QR)

230 When she gets to the line about "dismembered bodies" on her lawn, I was reminded of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song, when the chorus starts to sound a bit off as they repeat lyrics about the lumberjack putting on women's clothing and hanging around in bars. The morons (oh, sorry, not offense to present company) repeat it anyway even as she runs right off the sanity rails. Dip s*ts.

Posted by: Guy in Texas at October 18, 2011 01:50 PM (5bPXM)

231 Fellow Moron/Moronettes living in SC?

They had a OWS group here in Spartanburg last Friday of 30 (!) people, at least one came from out of town. So they've struck here as well.

Posted by: Madame Queen at October 18, 2011 01:50 PM (5rYzF)

232 i do like how she pauses after 4 words at most, so as to not over-tax the brains of the choir.

Have we managed to locate and reprogram TOTUS? There's some serious fun to be had.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2011 01:50 PM (FcR7P)

233 Ethel Rosenberg? Rosa Luxemburg?

Posted by: Queen Margaret at October 18, 2011 01:51 PM (O8eoG)

234 We are

We are

the dismembered bodies
the dismembered bodies

we've been waiting for!

we've been waiting for!


Posted by: Adjoran at October 18, 2011 01:52 PM (VfmLu)

235 Everybody get (EVERYBODY GET!)
In line (IN LINE!)
To get a cup (TO GET A CUP!)
of Koolaid (OF KOOLAID!)

Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2011 01:54 PM (VndSC)

236 So, what's the chick's name? Anyone find out?

Posted by: mike at October 18, 2011 01:57 PM (rjQK0)

237 Hey, this is pretty much what living in Vermont is like. All the time.
That kind of hippie whimsy bullshit just about drives me crazy. It's that earnest "we can all get along, but only if we can communicate!" attitude that is just a mask for seething hatred and bigotry.
For fun, the next time a Liberal pulls that "Hey, man, let's rap!" act, take the bait. But don't get mad. Keep smiling and keep being soft spoken but stick to your guns. Within five minutes of getting Mr Openminded on the ropes he'll be shrieking the worst sort of insults at you.

Posted by: Fart at October 18, 2011 01:58 PM (39HkA)

238 Name the hippy chick:

Fawn Rainforest (see upthread)
Moonbeam Twinkleflower
Narrowhips Pillowbiter

Posted by: The Moron Liberation Front at October 18, 2011 01:58 PM (RD7QR)

239 At the risk of immolation here, I'm going to say her little speech wasn't all that bad. I liked the body parts allegory.

Posted by: MaxMBJ at October 18, 2011 01:59 PM (zmpJT)

240 Yuck (Yuck)

Posted by: dagny at October 18, 2011 02:01 PM (tm0qq)

241 They have been given everything their entire lives, are so use to instant gratification and don't know how to work or waitfor anything. They've never been allowed to fail.
Two recent stories, both true:
1. Former intern/recent college graduatecomes in to work, whines to the boss about how depressed he is, can't find a job in the field in a place he wants to live, etc. Many suggestions were made such as: find a job in a related field and use that for experience, find a job inyour desiredfield in a place you don't necessarily want to live and use that for experience, find a job period and show that you're a responsible person because you have no resume at all. It all falls on deaf ears, but the guy thinkshis younger brother might be able to help him get him a manager's job at the place he works (this despite the fact the younger brother hasn't worked there that long and, oh, also works on the floor). Apparently he believes that his college degree means he can be a manager despite (a) the degree having nothing to do with the job, and more importantly (b) having zero work experience at pretty much anything.
2. Guy follows girlfriend to the same town as person #1 above. Finds a job the very next day despite the fact that he literally knows only one person in the new town (his girlfriend). The job is a labor/maintenance job at a large housing development. He doesn't really want to do that kind of work long term, but his outlook is that a job's a job and it's better than what he has now. One month later he gets promoted to supervisor.
Which one is more likely to be successful in the future?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 18, 2011 02:02 PM (JxMoP)

242 Mocking liberals hear is even more fun than yanking it to iternets pron.
So can someone clue me in to what i'm doing wrong?

Posted by: buzzsaw at October 18, 2011 02:03 PM (3Zo6I)

243 I'd also recommend you wear waders. I suspect the soil around Hanoi
Whore's grave will be so saturated with urine within 24 hours of her
burialthat you're liable to sink in up to your knees if you aren't
prepared.
At the Octoberfest that her grave site will turn into I suspect that they'll use the same solution the Germans do at the real Octoberfest; 2 x 12s to walk on while watering the grass.

Maybe the moron nation could put together a special fund; last of us Vietnam Vets still alive gets a complimentary six pack - a walker and a hot nurse to aim his down tinkle at the grave site - if you get my drift.




Posted by: An Observation at October 18, 2011 02:06 PM (ylhEn)

244 Why do the words "sieg heil" echo in my head every time I watch 10 seconds of these idiots and their human mic bs?

Posted by: rockhead at October 18, 2011 02:08 PM (ZMHGo)

245 "I am sad (I am sad) that we have to yell (that we have to yell) at each other (at each other)..." THROUGH A BULLHORN. What a scrunt of the first magnitude. Time to pour spiders and badgers over the crowd and offer up some hot yeller kool-aid as refreshments.

Posted by: B767Guy at October 18, 2011 02:09 PM (AuLTS)

246 Look, if there was a draft today, if Barack Obama wanted me to go die in Uganda for world peace or something, fuck that noise I'm moving to Canada.
Putting aside whether theU.S. should send you to war when it isn't necessary for defense of the homeland, my pointwas that a lot of the college kids dressed up their interest in self-preservation into the "noble" cause of saving the world from American imperialism.

Posted by: Matt at October 18, 2011 02:23 PM (90w0O)

247 These folks have provided me with several of the wierdest moments I've ever seen on video. It almost makes me sad to think that over therest of my life, I'll probably never see anything wierder than them. And yet that's kind of comforting as well.

Posted by: theCork at October 18, 2011 02:25 PM (zL5Q1)

248 #189 thread winna. "Now pinch hitting" put me over the edge.

Posted by: MDH3 at October 18, 2011 02:26 PM (GKyUC)

249 Both on the left and the right, I
think people feel separated from their government. They feel that their
institutions arent looking out for them, he said.<<<

<facepalm>
The difference is that only one side wants its institutions "looking out" for them.

Posted by: Kerry at October 18, 2011 02:28 PM (a/VXa)

250
I like the German set up.

Their military volunteers explicitly as a home defense force, and for
a large segment of their military, their government has no right or
ability to send them abroad, anywhere.<<<
Yeah, what a great setup. For getting your ass kicked as a country and letting your military abilities atrophy completely.

Posted by: Kerry at October 18, 2011 02:33 PM (a/VXa)

251 Last night..... (Jeesh!) Get a job.

Posted by: Little Johnny at October 18, 2011 02:54 PM (71LDo)

252 Would it be too much to ask these people to occupy Branson's Spaceport for the first f*cking flight out?

Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2011 02:55 PM (FabC8)

253 Mocking liberals hear is even more fun than yanking it to iternets pron.
So can someone clue me in to what i'm doing wrong?
For one thing, whoever told you it was a good idea to put Comet in your hand lotion lied.

Posted by: DarkLord sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at October 18, 2011 02:57 PM (GBXon)

254 Second, she has a nice body. It's a real shame a decent body is capped
by this unfortunate head. She looks like a young college-age Bill
Walton skipped the NBA draft to pursue a Library Sciences degree, and
also, gender reassignment surgery.

My b-b-butterface, my b-butterface!

Posted by: Lady Gaga at October 18, 2011 03:04 PM (Y+DPZ)

255 I find it funny that they don't realize they themselves will be some of the first people loaded on the cattle cars going to the reeducation camps if successful in their task. Fools...

Posted by: TheGarbone at October 18, 2011 03:04 PM (z83Hc)

256 So if any of these losers are still around in the winter will we be able to see their twinkle fingers inside their mittens?

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 18, 2011 03:07 PM (1XX+p)

257 I find it funny that they don't realize they themselves will be some of
the first people loaded on the cattle cars going to the reeducation
camps if successful in their task. Fools...


Uh, first the professors then the OWS folks. The professors first because the last thing any real Communist wants around is somebody who makes him feel stupid. Check your history - the intelligentsia go first then the collective voice choir of gullible idiots.


Posted by: An Observation at October 18, 2011 03:42 PM (ylhEn)

258 For any OWS people who might be reading these comments: YOU WERE LIED TO IN SCHOOL You don't get self esteem just because you exist. Self esteem - like anything worthwhile in life - is earned.

This is something which really is the fault of the adults. We had no business allowing the liberals who run education tell children outrageous lies like that. Sorry about that.

Posted by: An Observation at October 18, 2011 03:46 PM (ylhEn)

259 The only surprise in this video is that someone hasn't yet stolen her bull horn and all of her clothes. The cockroaches are descending on these cupcakes and they, the cupcakes don't realize they will be devoured.i macks, i phones,any thing of value will andis disappearingfaster than Big Al and Jessie at a jobs fair.

Posted by: Buffalobob at October 18, 2011 04:01 PM (GwH6h)

260 I would like to.

Feed your fingertips.

To the wolverines.

Posted by: I would at October 18, 2011 04:11 PM (gVqQ3)

261 These kiddies are fundamentally not serious, hence their current predicament.

If I were them I would go back to the educational establishment that brainwashed taught them and ask for a refund. They could take that money and acquire skills that are in-demand and would enable them to pay their debts.

Hey, I graduated from an elite private college with a degree in Political Science. I worked in retail, accounting, auditing, and finally got into Information Technologies. Today I am a Systems Analyst for a major defense contractor and make a very good living. I know others with less education and credentials who have done even more with their lives and have great careers. Chanting banal tripe like hippie witch does won't get you closer to where you want to be. Of course, maybe they all want to camp out, get high, and chant banal tripe.

Good luck with that hippies!

Posted by: exurbanDoug at October 18, 2011 04:13 PM (HuzS0)

262 The whole human microphone thing creeps me out. It's like some Orwellian society where people are brainwashed to repeat everything the ruling elite say.

Posted by: Iron Balls McGinty at October 18, 2011 04:14 PM (Gkhxf)

263 Second, she has a nice body.

I've seen better. I'll pass.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 18, 2011 04:14 PM (1rHeD)

264 I wonder if it has occurred to any of the OWS folks that they are essentially a giant Petri dish for cultivating the Bubonic Plague?

Open garbage - check - which leads to rats - check - which have fleas - check - fleas carry the plague - check - crowded living conditions - check - poor left wing diet - check - leading to suppressed immune systems - check.


I wonder how long it will take before the OWS chorus is chanting "Bring out your dead"?

Posted by: An Observation at October 18, 2011 04:37 PM (ylhEn)

265
Ace likes big butts and he cannot lie!
As they say in the used car business, "There's an ass for every seat."

Posted by: MostlyRight at October 18, 2011 04:39 PM (ZG8Ti)

266 What does she mean, she dreamt that she had a lawn? Doesn't she mean the People's Lawn?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at October 18, 2011 04:59 PM (+F1KP)

267 For just a moment there, the "Library Sciences" degree item had me thinking that my numbskull daughter-in-law to be might have been the speaker; but the "nice body" item was a contra-indicator.

I don't doubt, however, that DIL2B would have contributed something equally banal and senseless to this gathering, what with her extensive experience provided via her Masters degree in Public Parking Garage Management.


Posted by: No Whining at October 18, 2011 05:25 PM (UzjcV)

268 Today (today) I (I) consider (consider) myself (self) the luckiest (luckiest) man (man) on (on) the face (face) of (of) the (the) earth (earth).

Posted by: Lou Gehrig, NYer at October 18, 2011 07:02 PM (nSkOL)

269 I feel embarrassed for these OWS's.

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Posted by: sTevo at October 18, 2011 07:48 PM (VMcEw)

271 Looks like she almost lost her N-gauge train of thought when she noticed the cuffs of her jeans.
And speaking of scale..what's the deal with the huge tent next to the teeny little tent?

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