CBS Reporter Sharyl Attkisson Says WH Spokesman Screamed and Cursed at Her Over Fast & Furious Investigation [JWF]

House Republicans today called for a special counsel to investigate the massive Fast & Furious scandal following the devastating revelations reported Monday by CBS News reporter Sharyl Attkisson, one of the few in the "mainstream" media actually reporting on this.

Today Attkisson appeared on The Laura Ingraham Show and detailed the reaction of White House and DOJ spokesthings when she questioned them last Friday.

Thanks to Ingraham's producer Matt Wolking for the clip. Here's some relevant transcript.

1:31 - In between the yelling that I received from Justice Department yesterday, the spokeswoman--who would not put anything in writing, I was asking for her explanation so there would be clarity and no confusion later over what had been said, she wouldn't put anything in writing--so we talked on the phone and she said things such as the question Holder answered was different than the one he asked. But he phrased it, he said very explicitly, 'I probably heard about Fast and Furious for the first time over the last few weeks.'

6:05 - Laura: So they were literally screaming at you?
Attkisson: Yes. Well the DOJ woman was just yelling at me. The guy from the White House on Friday night literally screamed at me and cussed at me. [Laura: Who was the person? Who was the person at Justice screaming?] Eric Schultz. Oh, the person screaming was [DOJ spokeswoman] Tracy Schmaler, she was yelling not screaming. And the person who screamed at me was Eric Schultz at the White House."

7:33 - Laura: Do we know the exact number [of guns] that went over to Mexico?
Attkisson: We know more than 2,000 in Fast and Furious and I will soon be reporting on the fact that that is not the only case. 2,000 for that operation according to the agents involved.

8:28 - ...Is it sort of a drip, drip. And I'm certainly not the one to make the case for DOJ and White House about what I'm doing wrong. They will tell you that I'm the only reporter--as they told me--that is not reasonable. They say the Washington Post is reasonable, the LA Times is reasonable, the New York Times is reasonable, I'm the only one who thinks this is a story, and they think I'm unfair and biased by pursuing it.

Oh no, she's being unfair!

The LA Times has been doing a decent job reporting on this and certainly Attkisson has been doing her best to restore to credibility of CBS News, which was seemingly permanently damaged following RatherGate. I wouldn't even waste time following the Washington Post and New York Times. They may be doing some perfunctory reporting on F&F but their credibility is so low I doubt they really want to go after Holder and Obama too strongly.

This scandal has largely avoided the kind of attention normally accorded your typical Washington scandal since it involves a Democrat administration running guns that has left a long trail of dead people. It goes without mention the attention it would get if a Republican occupied the White House.

For a fun exercise, check out how many results a Google search for "Fast and Furious Holder" gets compared with "Occupy Wall Street" (I added "Holder" to the search since results show up for the assorted F&F movies otherwise).

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Comments

1 Unfair and Biased because she did her JOB? Nice.

SCOAMF's....the whole lot of em.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2011 03:03 PM (UK9cE)

2 First, let me say how saddened I was to hear about Sharyl Attkisson's sudden, tragic demise. Now, give me some money so I can continue my work of assassinating American citizens and fomenting Communist revolution!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama (vivisect k1rwm) at October 04, 2011 03:05 PM (ggRof)

3 Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama (vivisect k1rwm) at October 04, 2011 03:05 PM (ggRof)
hey look my banning movement is gaining

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Ban k1rwm) at October 04, 2011 03:05 PM (yAor6)

4 Obviously there is nothing to see here, move along promptly!

Posted by: Eric Holder of the Bag at October 04, 2011 03:07 PM (i3+c5)

5
It depends on the definition of WHEN DID YOU FIRST HEAR ABOUT IT?
There are many possible definitionas and answers to a question so vague as that above!
Holder must have thought the question meant, Having heard about the case long ago, when did you know all the details?

Posted by: Jimmah at October 04, 2011 03:07 PM (g9KCn)

6 My screaming was taken out of context.

Posted by: Ed Schulz at October 04, 2011 03:08 PM (kPT11)

7 The White House is concerned that people may watch CBS News and believe there are legs to this story. Unprecedented!

Posted by: 141Driver at October 04, 2011 03:09 PM (/E3ql)

8 DOJ: Department of Jeering.

Posted by: Heralder at October 04, 2011 03:09 PM (/Mxso)

9 Yes, what does first actually mean, in an existential sense?
Aren't the first supposed to be the last?

Posted by: Eric Holder of the Bag at October 04, 2011 03:09 PM (i3+c5)

10 SCOAMF's....the whole lot of em.


Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2011 03:03 PM

I can agree with the sentiment, but there can be, and is,only ONE stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, and that would be Osama Obama. The rest are pretenders.

No coincidence that he is also the one who bears maximum responsibility for this. If everything the Traitor-in-Chief's regime had done before this had been honest and true to the oath of office the Chicago Jesus took, FF would be enough to earn him impeachment and imprisonment. The latter in a Mexican jail, please.

But since he's President Historic First and therefore totally immune, maybe he'll be criticized by the MBM and our namby pamby "conservative pundits" some time during his second term.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 04, 2011 03:09 PM (YjjrR)

11 "It depends on what the definition of _______ is." (Holder's future Official Response)

Posted by: dfbaskwill at October 04, 2011 03:09 PM (71LDo)

12
Faster, furious-er

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 03:10 PM (QMtmy)

13 CBS is unreasonable. We can't seem to reason with them that they should kill this story.

Posted by: The White House at October 04, 2011 03:10 PM (kPT11)

14

Too soon for an OT? Screw it....

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Scott Rasmussen














Election 2012: Generic Republican 47%, Obama 41%...

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 03:11 PM (X6akg)

15 And, the evidence pile is getting deeper

Posted by: franksalterego at October 04, 2011 03:11 PM (7/sDI)

16 For a fun exercise, check out how many results a Google search for "Fast and Furious Holder" gets compared with "Occupy Wall Street" (I added "Holder" to the search since results show up for the assorted FF movies otherwise).

I wonder if any FF guns went to NYC drug dealers who might not be happy about hippies haggling over the price of a dime bag

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 03:11 PM (Y+DPZ)

17 The fact that they resort to screaming at a reporter would seem to indicate that it is a tactic that usually works, at least on lefty reporters. Just more evidence of how far the media has fallen.

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 04, 2011 03:12 PM (F/4zf)

18 That screaming was fake, but accurate.

Posted by: Roy at October 04, 2011 03:12 PM (VndSC)

19 Hey, let's be reasonable.Would be a shame if something happened to a nice network like yours.

Posted by: Don Corleone at October 04, 2011 03:12 PM (kPT11)

20 Okay. Now it's time to say it:

I M P E A C H

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 04, 2011 03:12 PM (iAUf+)

21 Besides, if we can assassinate American citizens overseas using a secret memo as the basis, we can most assuredly wreak a little collateral damage in a neighboring country. It isn't like they are going to vote D or anything (until they come across the border).

Posted by: Eric Holder of the Bag at October 04, 2011 03:12 PM (i3+c5)

22 Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama (vivisect k1rwm) at October 04, 2011 03:05 PM (ggRof)

It's early on in this thread, but I hereby dub thee thrrread winnnnah.

Posted by: Unofficial Dubber at October 04, 2011 03:13 PM (tQHzJ)

23
For a fun exercise, check out how many results a Google search for "Fast and Furious Holder" gets compared with "Occupy Wall Street" (I added "Holder" to the search since results show up for the assorted F&F movies otherwise).

A better comparison would be a google NEWS search.

Top F&F section has 178 hits, top OCWst has 5,000+

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at October 04, 2011 03:13 PM (mGnwL)

24 Look, SCOAMF.........you know it isn't going well when Laura Ingraham is feeling sympathy with a CBS reporter.
Here, I am in a giving mood today. Time to throw somebody under the bus. If you toss Eric Holder then everything probably dies. All ya gotta do is make sure Eric has a nice, comfortable landing place.
Well, that is what I would do. Actually, I probably wouldn't have sent over 2,000 guns to Mexico illegally in the first place. But, then again, I am not a SCOAMF either.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 04, 2011 03:14 PM (OWjjx)

25 you elect a bunch of crooks from Chicago and then your surprised when you end up on the bottom of lake Michigan?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 03:14 PM (i6RpT)

26
Obama should call for a Screaming Summit.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 03:14 PM (QMtmy)

27 CBS Reporter Sharyl Attkisson Says WH Spokesman Screamed and Cursed at Her Over Fast Furious Investigation

Have the scales fallen from the reporter's eyes yet?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 04, 2011 03:15 PM (1rHeD)

28 If I recall correctly the WP has done a story on FF but is was phrased more in the vein of "Republican witch hunt". if a Special Prosecutor gets named it will be semen stained dress all over again. All the bad shit will be the SP's fault and poor innocent administration caught up in a political games.

One just wonders what they will come up with to equal "its about sex everyone lies about sex". They can't say "its about guns" because they have spent the last 50 years demonizing guns. They can't say its about strawman purchases because the entire intent was to demonize strawman purchases and shutdown dealers and the second amendment.

They will have to be creative.

Posted by: Vic at October 04, 2011 03:15 PM (M9Ie6)

29 Stedman's goin' down.

Shut up, Oprah, not that.

Posted by: huerfano at October 04, 2011 03:15 PM (fecOD)

30 It's early on in this thread, but I hereby dub thee thrrread winnnnah.
Posted by: Unofficial Dubber at October 04, 2011 03:13 PM (tQHzJ)
Wait a minute, big boy. That is my job.....and there is still some action to collect.

Posted by: AOSHQ Para-Mutual Manager at October 04, 2011 03:15 PM (OWjjx)

31 It isn't like they are going to vote D or anything (until they come across the border).
And as a bonus, the more guns we send to criminals in Mexico, the greater the violence, which means more illegals to America, which means more votes!
Winning!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at October 04, 2011 03:16 PM (JxMoP)

32 CA, I searched under Google News. Maybe I did something wrong. But a variety of searches were still turning up similar results. Huge numbers for OWS and very few for FF.

Media's got their priorities.

Posted by: JWF at October 04, 2011 03:16 PM (1l37M)

33 I always thought screaming was good.

Posted by: Nina Hartley at October 04, 2011 03:16 PM (tQHzJ)

34 Wow, even the White House people who are in charge of the administration's press image are incompetent.

It's like being at a demolition site and watching the building collapse in on itself.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at October 04, 2011 03:17 PM (kPT11)

35 Hey, we grew up in Chicago machine politics. We inherently can't restrain ourselves from engaging in criminal activity. It is imprinted in our very DNA.

Posted by: Eric Holder of the Bag at October 04, 2011 03:17 PM (i3+c5)

36 And here I thought the S in SCOAMF was stuttering, not screaming.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 04, 2011 03:17 PM (D5iHx)

37 The most specialist fragile flower of an administration is upset that a reporter isn't being resonable by helping to cover up a story? This is what gives them a case of screaming fits?
They're toast and they don't even know the poached egg is coming for them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH at October 04, 2011 03:17 PM (hLRSq)

38 Hey, we grew up in Chicago machine politics. We inherently can't restrain ourselves from engaging in criminal activity. It is imprinted in our very DNA.
Posted by: Eric Holder of the Bag at October 04, 2011 03:17 PM (i3+c5)

How about them Cubs?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 03:18 PM (i6RpT)

39 But seriously. When's the last time a White House was so hostile toward a media any time it reported the slightest negativity?

Unprecedented, to say the least.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2011 03:18 PM (UK9cE)

40 25 you elect a bunch of crooks from Chicago and then your surprised when you end up on the bottom of lake Michigan?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 03:14 PM (i6RpT)
Don't blame me.

Posted by: The Right at October 04, 2011 03:19 PM (SPVfc)

41 Well, the best way to bring attention to Fast and Furious is to conflate it with Occupy Wall Street by promptly shipping the odfierous occupiers to the drug cartels in Mexico.I'm not sure the cartels could survive such an sudden and overwhelming injection of stupid laziness, but it'd be watch them try.

Posted by: Heralder at October 04, 2011 03:20 PM (/Mxso)

42 Even if the WH says fuck you when asked to appoint a special prosecutor, our media cocksuckers will yawn and publish stories about shit painted on a rock 50 years ago that was scrubbed of.

Posted by: Mr Pink at October 04, 2011 03:20 PM (20vru)

43 Unprecedented, to say the least.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2011 03:18 PM (UK9cE)
CBS acted unexpectedly in letting this story see the light of day!

Posted by: Eric Holder of the Bag at October 04, 2011 03:20 PM (i3+c5)

44
Was it a scream-scream?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 03:20 PM (QMtmy)

45 The Obama White House has been doing this sort of intimidation of non-compliant reporters and media organizationsall along. Up until now, it's been pretty effective. Maybe, not so much any longer.

Posted by: Wm T Sherman at October 04, 2011 03:20 PM (w41GQ)

46 Watch for the Administration to feverishly call on its allies to recruit people for the Wall Street protests.

Nothing like a good street agitation to distract the boobs in the MBM.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at October 04, 2011 03:20 PM (kPT11)

47 A little trip on the Wayback Machine;

During the Elian Gonzales early morning raid, when this pic of the Border Patrol goon sticking his rifle in their face came out, it was Holder who said that the agent wasn't menacing because his finger was to the side of the trigger and not over it

On the bright side, Holder's goon raid probably pissed off enough Cubans to put Bush over the top in 2000




Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 03:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

48 Stedman's goin' down.
Shut up, Oprah, not that.

Posted by: huerfano at October 04, 2011 03:15 PM (fecOD)
Just missed it. Please type faster next time. We're still snorting none the less.

Posted by: Unofficial Dubber at October 04, 2011 03:21 PM (tQHzJ)

49 They will have to be creative.
Posted by: Vic at October 04, 2011 03:15 PM (M9Ie6)
I got one.
"We can't get into this very sensitive area since it could harm our relationship with a verygood friend, ally, and neighbor. And aren't you Republicans always the ones claiming that politics ends at the border? Stop destroying our important diplomatic and cultural tieswith your incessant (and I might add racist) attempt to destroyour president!!!

Posted by: MBM at October 04, 2011 03:21 PM (JxMoP)

50 What media bias?
In other news, Clueless Joe Biden does his best Charles Gibson impressiontoday: Van Jones, never heard of him!
FIY background-Biden was the guy who supposedly veted Van Jones for his Obama Administration post.

Posted by: hughie at October 04, 2011 03:21 PM (+56Bh)

51 Tami, gah. i'm, embarrassed . 43 comments already before i noticed.

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 03:22 PM (h+qn8)

52 #41 - Yeah it'd be fun to watch them try. Missed a word.

Posted by: Heralder at October 04, 2011 03:22 PM (/Mxso)

53
This scandal has largely avoided the kind of attention normally accorded your typical Washington scandal since it involves a Democrat administration running guns that has left a long trail of dead people. It goes without mention the attention it would get if a Republican occupied the White House.




Compare/contrast with the gun-running in Iran-Contra.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 04, 2011 03:22 PM (EeYDk)

54 And here I thought the S in SCOAMF was stuttering, not screaming.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada

I still think it should be stammering; stammering is what idiots do.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 04, 2011 03:22 PM (kt1UQ)

55 The most interesting thing about Holder is that the guy had an impressive career as an ostensible "good guy" before he met the Clintons.

I cannot wait to read his prison memoir.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 04, 2011 03:23 PM (SiFbi)

56 Tami, gah. i'm, embarrassed . 43 comments already before i noticed.

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 03:22 PM (h+qn
Nah....don't be...happens to all of us all the time.

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 03:23 PM (X6akg)

57 As conservative, I must say that I do like the cut of this fellow Holder's chin jib.

Posted by: T. Coddington Van Vorhees VII at October 04, 2011 03:23 PM (kPT11)

58 Obama should call for a Screaming Summit.

Would that net me a least a beer?

Posted by: stupid policeman at October 04, 2011 03:23 PM (71LDo)

59 I wonder if CNN will send a reporterette to angrily challenge the views of the OWS hippies like Susan Roesgen did with the Tea Partiers in Chicago

Sorry, had a Joe Biden Moment .. I'm alright now

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 03:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

60
In the White House, no one can hear you scream.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 03:24 PM (QMtmy)

61 They say the Washington Post is reasonable, the LA Times is reasonable, the New York Times is reasonable

Uh huh. Boobeh translation: they're hushing shit up for us, like the la times hushed up that audio tape right before the 2008 presidential election.

What did that tape purportedly display about the precedent, more associations with terrorists a la the ayres, but worse?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 04, 2011 03:24 PM (dtUPs)

62 FF should at least lead to Holder going to prison. The best he can argue is that he was criminally negligent, and people died because of his negligence.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2011 03:24 PM (7BU4a)

63 Posted by: Mr Pink at October 04, 2011 03:20 PM (20vru)
But our intentions are good while that Republican Conservative Gov Perry is unadulterated evil and racist. Besides haven't you heard the thing about the sins of the fathers being visited upon their sons?

Posted by: Eric Holder of the Bag at October 04, 2011 03:25 PM (i3+c5)

64 The FF program was a noteworthy success by government standards. They got about one dead body per ten guns walked. Imagine if the stimulus money had been spent with that kind of efficiency.

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 04, 2011 03:25 PM (F/4zf)

65 So the funneled weapons that would otherwise be considered illegal into Mexico, this resulted not only in Mexican citizens being killed, but American Citizens, on American soil getting killed by these guns, and suddenly asking questions about it is "unreasonable"

Dude the reasonable course of action would be to put you on a high school 1/4 mile running track tie you to a horse and offer every family member of your victims a pony ride around the track. That's REASONABLE.

The fact we can hold our temper while just 'asking questions' about the situation is close to divine mercy.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 04, 2011 03:25 PM (0q2P7)

66
I always thought screaming was good.
Me too.

Posted by: Tingles at MSNBC at October 04, 2011 03:25 PM (71LDo)

67 It's like being at a demolition site and watching the building collapse in on itself.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at October 04, 2011 03:17 PM (kPT11)

Yeah, like when Bush brought down the towers on 9/11 to start his illegal war for oil./

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at October 04, 2011 03:25 PM (1fLwj)

68 55
The most interesting thing about Holder is that the guy had an
impressive career as an ostensible "good guy" before he met the
Clintons.




He must have received a handsome bribe for letting off the Puerto Rican terrorists. Maybe the promise of the AG slot in a future Dem administration.

Posted by: Arms Merchant at October 04, 2011 03:26 PM (kPT11)

69 17 The fact that they resort to screaming at a reporter would seem to indicate that it is a tactic that usually works, at least on lefty reporters. Just more evidence of how far the media has fallen.
Posted by: Bob Saget at October 04, 2011 03:12 PM (F/4zf)
Tactics perfected by that little fairy ballet dancing nancy boy, Rham Emmanuel. I never have understood how that little skinny midget pansy prick managed to intimidate anyone. Guess that says a lot about those he managed to intimidate.

Posted by: Havedash at October 04, 2011 03:26 PM (sFD5n)

70 Compare/contrast with the gun-running in Iran-Contra.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at October 04, 2011 03:22 PM (EeYDk)
No Baathists were killed because of Fast and Furious?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 04, 2011 03:26 PM (7BU4a)

71 But seriously. When's the last time a White House was so hostile toward a media any time it reported the slightest negativity?Unprecedented, to say the least.


Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2011 03:18 PM

I got two names for ya: Nixon and Clinton.

The media knew how to push Tricky Dick's buttons, and was paranoid enough to think they were doing it even when they weren't. Clinton was beyond thin-skinned too, though he usually let Hitlery shill for him.

Oh, and LBJ.

What those three knew -- that the SCoaMF regime doesn't -- is that if you did your arm-twisting and reporter-stomping quietly, you could get farther with it.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 04, 2011 03:26 PM (YjjrR)

72 I caught a bit of Rush on the way home from the library. He was aghast that three acts of unintentional journalism had been committed in the past five days.

Posted by: huerfano at October 04, 2011 03:27 PM (fecOD)

73
Isn't it odd that none of the cocksucking 'human rights' organizations have no interest in the activity of this deadly govt program?

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 03:27 PM (G/zuv)

74 can you imagine , I bet they are losing their minds at the WH.

and i will laugh, because i spent almost a decade with their shrill lies" hate ,threats, name calling when the last administraion was trying to keep americans united.

hey remember all those send Bush, cheney , rumsfield everyone to jail, for going to war with Congress's support along with Pelosi, Hillary and Kennedy?

i specifically remember Holder.

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 03:27 PM (h+qn8)

75 So is the White House PR guy related to Mr. Fuck You Cocksucker that handles PR for the Seattle Longshoreman's Union?

Posted by: gebrauchshund at October 04, 2011 03:27 PM (iYwUw)

76 Can't wait to see Holder frog-marched out of the DOJ building.

Posted by: scooter libby at October 04, 2011 03:27 PM (+56Bh)

77 Screaming? I'll show them screaming!

Posted by: zombie Sam Kinnison at October 04, 2011 03:28 PM (Y+DPZ)

78 A bonus would be a link to Precedent Jarret in the e-mails.

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at October 04, 2011 03:29 PM (UrPTC)

79 Ya know whats gonna come out of this? A conspiracy for gun control, plain and simple. You have to break some eggs to make an omlet, and Zero and his crab lice have big appitites.
Then Ace is gonna need a boat load of crow sauce.

Posted by: The Thing (unreduxed) at October 04, 2011 03:29 PM (OlN4e)

80 Eric Schultz at the White House. Probably turned CBS Reporter Sharyl Attkisson into Attackwatch, so keep an eye on the sky Sharyl lest a million dolla drone land on your car, after all terrorists and unreasonables are fair game for this SCOAMF.

Or some purple people beaters may show up to address your unreasonableness.

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at October 04, 2011 03:29 PM (vXqv3)

81 41 Well, the best way to bring attention to Fast and Furious is to conflate it with Occupy Wall Street by promptly shipping the odfierous occupiers to the drug cartels in Mexico.I'm not sure the cartels could survive such an sudden and overwhelming injection of stupid laziness, but it'd be watch them try.
Posted by: Heralder at October 04, 2011 03:20 PM (/Mxso)
Grab a bullhorn, and start chanting about the evil NRA. Then, segway into border violence. They'll just mindlessly repeat what the horn says. Bullhorns are like teleprompters to hippies.

Posted by: TOTUS Tech at October 04, 2011 03:29 PM (yn6XZ)

82 gebrauchshund

no idea, but i imagine Trumka has his own guest room there.

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 03:30 PM (h+qn8)

83 76
Can't wait to see Holder frog-marched out of the DOJ building.

Me, too. Oops, something fell out of my sock into this dumpster.

Posted by: Sandy Berger at October 04, 2011 03:30 PM (kPT11)

84 73

Isn't it odd that none of the cocksucking 'human rights'
organizations have no interest in the activity of this deadly govt
program?


Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 03:27 PM

Gotta break a few eggs to make a gun-free omelet, and those aren't our eggs

Posted by: Amnesty International at October 04, 2011 03:30 PM (Y+DPZ)

85 I'm still in shock this got legs.

imagine cbs a news outlet actually doing their job!

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 03:31 PM (h+qn8)

86 61 They say the Washington Post is reasonable, the LA Times is reasonable, the New York Times is reasonable



LA Times has a story on it too. Heh! Which MFM "news" organization will be the Third Horseman to report this HUGE story?

Posted by: runningrn at October 04, 2011 03:31 PM (0fUOB)

87 All I want to know is when is our side going start harping on the trail of dead bodies that the Hollywood elite and other leftist are responsible for due to their incessant and unbridled lust for illicit and illegal drugs? Why aren't we wrapping this shit around their pencil necks and strangling them with it? (figuratively speaking of course).

Posted by: USNA1985 at October 04, 2011 03:31 PM (EUiBq)

88 73 Isn't it odd that none of the cocksucking 'human rights' organizations have no interest in the activity of this deadly govt program?
Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 03:27 PM (G/zuv)
Is that to say they all had interest?

Posted by: Grammer Malitia at October 04, 2011 03:31 PM (SPVfc)

89 How do you spell that?
Sharyl Attkinson?
Cheryl Atkinson?
Sheryl Atkinson?
Cheryl Atkinsen?

Whatever, we'll audit them all just to be safe.

Posted by: IRS, Dept. of Crawling Up Your Ass With a Microscope at October 04, 2011 03:32 PM (2jQGY)

90 Gotta break a few eggs to make a gun-free omelet, and those aren't our eggs
Posted by: Amnesty International at October 04, 2011 03:30 PM (Y+DPZ)
And, those aren't pillows!

Posted by: Steve Martin's butt cheeks at October 04, 2011 03:33 PM (yn6XZ)

91 He said he PROBABLY heard about it just over the last few weeks. PROBABLY.
THAT IS TRUE. Itwas probable. It just wasn't what happened.
But it's still probably what happened.

Posted by: Entropy at October 04, 2011 03:33 PM (IsLT6)

92 cheryl atkinson

cherry bomb em atkinson

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 03:33 PM (h+qn8)

93 I know the MFM got SCOAMF elected, but they have got to be getting tired of constantly polishing this stinky, old, whiny turd.

Posted by: runningrn at October 04, 2011 03:33 PM (0fUOB)

94 Tactics perfected by that little
fairy ballet dancing nancy boy, Rham Emmanuel. I never have understood
how that little skinny midget pansy prick managed to intimidate anyone.
Guess that says a lot about those he managed to intimidate.

Posted by: Havedash at October 04, 2011 03:26 PM (sFD5n)

No kidding, can you imagine that little scrunt naked in the shower yelling at you?I'd have left him on the floor as an effective drain plug, soap outta sight and not a care or worry over whether someone found him before he drowned!

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at October 04, 2011 03:33 PM (vXqv3)

95 Shocked! Shocked, I tell you to actually see CBS news doing their job!

Posted by: claude raines at October 04, 2011 03:34 PM (+56Bh)

96 Helo Crash here in the East River in NYC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 03:34 PM (i6RpT)

97 Looks like things are getting a lot more uncomfortable for the SCoaMF and his lackies. Heh.

Posted by: Old Texas Chick at October 04, 2011 03:34 PM (lLXZV)

98 I wonder if any FF guns went to NYC drug dealers who might not be happy about hippies haggling over the price of a dime bag




Unpossible. Mayor Bloomberg assures me that guns are illegal in NYC.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2011 03:34 PM (o1ki4)

99 alright, now that it has legs...
how long before it is Boooosh's fault?

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 03:34 PM (h+qn8)

100 Grab a bullhorn, and start chanting about the evil NRA. Then, segway into border violence. They'll just mindlessly repeat what the horn says. Bullhorns are like teleprompters to hippies.
Ah, this is a good idea. It'd be enjoyable to have televised coverage of the protest(?) consist of a shouted, piecemeal explanation of the Fast and Furious scandal.

Posted by: Heralder at October 04, 2011 03:35 PM (/Mxso)

101 OUT: Megyn Kelly masturbatory fantasies

IN: Laura Ingraham masturbatory fantasies

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2011 03:35 PM (GQ8sn)

102 OUT: Megyn Kelly masturbatory fantasies

IN: Laura Ingraham masturbatory fantasies
Posted by: EC at October 04, 2011 03:35 PM (GQ8sn)

Why can't we have both?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 03:36 PM (i6RpT)

103 I never have understood
how that little skinny midget pansy prick managed to intimidate anyone.
Guess that says a lot about those he managed to intimidate.

Posted by: Havedash at October 04, 2011 03:26 PM

I think it helps when you have the face of a serial killer

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 03:36 PM (Y+DPZ)

104
They will have to be creative.

Posted by: Vic at October 04, 2011 03:15 PM

My vote: they'll make it about drugs. "It's this failed war on drugs!! How many more lives will it claim? When will the madness end??? Will no one think of the children?!?!?!???11"

Posted by: arhooley at October 04, 2011 03:36 PM (ymPoE)

105 Why can't we have both?

IN: Two Fox anchors

OUT: The Cup

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2011 03:36 PM (GQ8sn)

106 hanged i tell you......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 04, 2011 03:37 PM (eOXTH)

107 I'm sorry, but I just don't see the 'news' value in this story.

Posted by: lil pinchy sulzburger at October 04, 2011 03:37 PM (+56Bh)

108 OUT: Megyn Kelly masturbatory fantasies



IN: Laura Ingraham masturbatory fantasies

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2011 03:35 PM

Laura dated Keith Olbermann, so she's OUT

Posted by: Purity Patrol at October 04, 2011 03:37 PM (Y+DPZ)

109 They will have to be creative.

Posted by: Vic at October 04, 2011 03:15 PM

quit war on drugs,
quit making mexicans go home to a violent country
quit allowing guns to go into the hands the gvt doesn't want them to. well americans hands
win, win, win.

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 03:38 PM (h+qn8)

110 They're really starting to lose their shit now.
This is great.
Get your fresh POPCORN HERE!!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at October 04, 2011 03:38 PM (8ieXv)

111 105
Why can't we have both?

IN: Two Fox anchorsOUT: The Cup

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2011 03:36 PM

Oh damn!

Posted by: SE Cupp at October 04, 2011 03:38 PM (Y+DPZ)

112 Laura dated Keith Olbermann, so she's OUTWell, now in fairness,IIRC,it was ONE date.........let he or she who has not had a really bad date in the past cast the first stone.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at October 04, 2011 03:39 PM (OWjjx)

113 Issa needs to go to Iraq, the WH can't hide that guy forever.

Posted by: Jean at October 04, 2011 03:39 PM (WkuV6)

114 Laura dated Keith Olbermann

Yikes

Posted by: franksalterego at October 04, 2011 03:39 PM (7/sDI)

115 "...the Washington Post is reasonable, the LA Times is reasonable, the New York Times is reasonable..."
So the word 'reasonable' is a euphemism now. I can see it catching on in nightclubs and bars: 'Hey, baby, enough chit-chat. Let's cut to the chase: how reasonable are you?'

Posted by: troyriser at October 04, 2011 03:39 PM (vtiE6)

116
Sharyl Attkisson is still an intern looking for a great gig. If I were still at CBS, I would be running with this story. Currently, I'm very busy investigating a few Bush exaggerations that will ultimately prove me correct.

Posted by: Dan Blather, CBS Hurricane Stud, Ret. at October 04, 2011 03:39 PM (Lt/Za)

117 Laura dated Keith Olbermann, so she's OUT

IN: Megyn Kelly
OUT: Laura Ingraham va-jay-jay

Posted by: EC at October 04, 2011 03:39 PM (GQ8sn)

118 EVERY SINGLE administration since Grover Cleveland has illegally sold guns to mexican druglords. Why is it such a big deal when this one does it? Is it because he's black?

Posted by: Entropy at October 04, 2011 03:40 PM (IsLT6)

119 The FF program was a noteworthy success by
government standards. They got about one dead body per ten guns
walked. Imagine if the stimulus money had been spent with that kind of
efficiency.

Posted by: Bob Saget at October 04, 2011 03:25 PM

Op FF WAS financed with stimulus money. Saw it somewhere -- maybe here -- some digging could yield a link.

Posted by: arhooley at October 04, 2011 03:40 PM (ymPoE)

120 Hmmm, Schultz, following in the time-honored steps of H. R. Haldeman.



Posted by: JEM at October 04, 2011 03:41 PM (o+SC1)

121 Well we have to hand it to WAPO for uncovering a racist rock in Texas. So they really do report news and such. I hear all their reporters are from the Ivy Leagues as well, so you know everything is fair and reasonable. Just sayin.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at October 04, 2011 03:41 PM (0M3AQ)

122 So, knowing what we know about FF and it's so called aims, aims without any possible way of realization of stated aims, what does Occam's razor say?

Posted by: The Thing (unreduxed) at October 04, 2011 03:41 PM (OlN4e)

123 93 I know the MFM got SCOAMF elected, but they have got to be getting tired of constantly polishing this stinky, old, whiny turd.
Posted by: runningrn at October 04, 2011 03:33 PM (0fUOB)
Hey, you're anti-job! Pass the bill!

Posted by: Turd Polishers #812 at October 04, 2011 03:41 PM (yn6XZ)

124 Yes, CBS should be fair and reasonable and just ignore the story. Don't they know that their job is to only glorify Dear Leader?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2011 03:41 PM (1Jaio)

125 Maybe now my little commie f*ck-wit of a son will report on this story.

Posted by: punch at October 04, 2011 03:42 PM (+56Bh)

126 what does Occam's razor say?
Posted by: The Thing (unreduxed) at October 04, 2011 03:41 PM (OlN4e)
It says shut the fuck up, you unreasonable asshole!!!!!11!!!11!1

Posted by: Turd Polishers #812 at October 04, 2011 03:43 PM (yn6XZ)

127 Op FF WAS financed with stimulus money. Saw it somewhere -- maybe here -- some digging could yield a link.

"gunrunner" was a stimulus program

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at October 04, 2011 03:43 PM (UrPTC)

128
Simple explanation:
It wasn't a lie,I'm just too stupid to answer correctly.

Posted by: Steadmans dumber twin at October 04, 2011 03:44 PM (g9KCn)

129 Govern by temper tantrum. Shocker.

Posted by: fluffy at October 04, 2011 03:45 PM (4Kl5M)

130 The commies are getting testy.

Posted by: Marie at October 04, 2011 03:45 PM (H50jQ)

131 128
Simple explanation:
It wasn't a lie, I'm just too stupid to answer correctly.
---
OK

Posted by: Jimmah at October 04, 2011 03:45 PM (g9KCn)

132 There might very well be an investigation by a special prosecutor, but I predict that, as far as actual legal action (arrests/trials) are concerned, I imagine many of you are going to be sorely disappointed. The WH still holds on to a lot of power to, at least, slow this down until after the 2012 election. The newsworthiness of this story will die awhimpering death by that time.
Handing something like this over to a special prosecutor does this very thing.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 04, 2011 03:46 PM (Qq/AR)

133 broken link in the sidebar on the darth vader youtube

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at October 04, 2011 03:46 PM (UrPTC)

134 New iphone twice as fast! Hey anyone wnat a great deal on an old iphone?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 03:47 PM (i6RpT)

135 Scream 5: Holdered Again

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 03:47 PM (QMtmy)

136 These pretzels are MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!!!!11!!

Posted by: George Cantstandya at October 04, 2011 03:47 PM (yn6XZ)

137 Now guns are walking to Mexico?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 03:49 PM (ieDPL)

138 During Gulf War I, there were 3 attractive CNN anchors. One was that blonde former judge with mouth that made men wilt (what's her name Catherine something?), Sharyl Attkison was one, and the other was an awesome redhead. Does anyone have links to pix of these vixens back when?

Posted by: SFGoth at October 04, 2011 03:49 PM (dZ756)

139 96 Helo Crash here in the East River in NYC
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 03:34 PM (i6RpT)
Were any CBS reporters on it?

Posted by: Havedash at October 04, 2011 03:49 PM (sFD5n)

140 As far as I'm concerned this was a cloak and dagger attempt to undermine the second amendment, obama's reichstag. It might not have started that way, but along the way the marxists highjacked it.

Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 03:50 PM (FMbng)

141 132
There might very well be an investigation by a special prosecutor, but I predict that, as far as actual legal action (arrests/trials) are concerned, I imagine many of you are going to be sorely disappointed. The WH still holds on to a lot of power to, at least, slow this down until after the 2012 election. The newsworthiness of this story will die awhimpering death by that time.
Handing something like this over to a special prosecutor does this very thing.

Don't empower a special prosecutor, do the investigation in front of the cameras. Remember the abuses the Dems employed under the special prosecutor statutes. Best to rub their noses in it publically. Maybe SNL will engage and destroy some lefty avatars through ridicule. Then, and only then, will the MSM agree to report on it. Just sayin.

Posted by: Sub-Tard at October 04, 2011 03:50 PM (0M3AQ)

142 130 Better then the testes getting well you know.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 03:50 PM (ieDPL)

143 Laura Ingraham dated Keef Olberdouche! Wow! I saw that guy hold up a piece of paper for a close up on his show one day. It looked like he was wearing a Yeti glove. I mean he had hair on the first and second knuckles but it looked like he had hairy third knuckles as well. Does Laura Ingraham have a Wookie fetish or something?

Posted by: hughie at October 04, 2011 03:51 PM (+56Bh)

144 I predict we are all going to be running to Costco for pussing cups and hand lotion before this is over.

Dipping and fapping.

Fap and Furious

Posted by: sifty at October 04, 2011 03:51 PM (4CSeG)

145 Unpossible. Mayor Bloomberg assures me that guns are illegal in NYC.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2011 03:34 PM (o1ki4)
Tell me about it...

Posted by: Plaxico Burress at October 04, 2011 03:52 PM (jkgfU)

146 I know .

it will be Dems are for Guns and the rights of Mexico's citizens to defend themselves, That's why! we were trying to help the poor and scared!

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 03:52 PM (h+qn8)

147 pussing cups? Is that like a flesh light? Umm. I read about those somewhere.

Posted by: Crusty Sock at October 04, 2011 03:52 PM (yn6XZ)

148 Screaming at an unreasonable reporter, eh? It sounds like the toddlers in the administration aren't getting their way, so they've devolved into screaming hissy fits. "Why won't you do like I saaaaay!" Not surprising, given the SCOAMF's approach to the same kind of situation, which is to also throw a screaming hissy fit.
I hope Ms. Attkisson learns a little something about the lockstep leftist bent of her fellow members of the media establishment, wakes up to how asinine it is, and makes this story bigger than Watergate. But somehow, I think my hope is in vain.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at October 04, 2011 03:52 PM (4df7R)

149 Does Laura Ingraham have a Wookie fetish or something?

Alas, Ewoks would have it differently.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 03:53 PM (QMtmy)

150 Captain Kirk, let's be REASONABLE ...

Posted by: Gorn commander at October 04, 2011 03:53 PM (Y+DPZ)

151 @144: "Pussing cups??"
Umm... can you explain that one?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 03:53 PM (Iaxlk)

152 Anyone notice Jerry Lewis is starting to look like Shatner?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 03:54 PM (ieDPL)

153 I like her on radio, but couldn't get through her book.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 03:55 PM (ieDPL)

154 139
96 Helo Crash here in the East River in NYC

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 03:34 PM (i6RpT)
Were any CBS reporters on it?

Posted by: Havedash at October 04, 2011 03:49 PM

Oh come on, we're interviewing a hippie in a Guy Fawkes mask, how often do you see THAT?

Posted by: CBS 2 New York at October 04, 2011 03:55 PM (Y+DPZ)

155 129 Govern by temper tantrum. Shocker.
Posted by: fluffy at October 04, 2011 03:45 PM (4Kl5M)
I always said they temper tantrumed their way to powerbetween 2006 to 2008. I guess they think tantrums will now help them to hold on to it.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 03:55 PM (Iaxlk)

156 So, knowing what we know about FF and it's so called aims, aims without any possible way of realization of stated aims, what does Occam's razor say?
If you have the decoder ring that spells those out, please let the rest of us in on them, because I haven't faintest idea of what the hell this thing was supposed to accomplish.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 04, 2011 03:55 PM (B+qrE)

157 oh krep did you guys see Drudge? I guess I know what CC held a press conference now

Posted by: HeartlessBlackOrchid at October 04, 2011 03:55 PM (SB0V2)

158 The commies are getting testy.
Posted by: Marie at October 04, 2011 03:45 PM (H50jQ)
That is preferable to the testes going commie.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 04, 2011 03:55 PM (D5iHx)

159 The entire Obama administration will have to be dragged out kicking and screaming in handcuffs by riot police.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 04, 2011 03:56 PM (OhYCU)

160 152
Anyone notice Jerry Lewis is starting to look like Shatner?


Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 03:54 PM

And Charlie Sheen looks like the Gorn

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 03:56 PM (Y+DPZ)

161 "Pussing cups??"
Umm... can you explain that one?
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 03:53 PM (Iaxlk)

Sure. I had to use one at work when I had a very large abcess on my ass.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 04, 2011 03:56 PM (Qq/AR)

162 I'm a little surprised the prairie dog in the sidebar clips didn't get slaughtered by that cat. Where's the primeval instinct?

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 04, 2011 03:56 PM (umH4+)

163 152 Anyone notice Jerry Lewis is starting to look like Shatner?
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 03:54 PM (ieDPL)
in fairness to both of them, Shatner is now 80 (!), while Lewis has a medical condition that requires he take a medication that makes one gain huge amounts of weight.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 03:56 PM (Iaxlk)

164 158 You can say that again.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 03:56 PM (ieDPL)

165 sorry - "what" was supposed to be "why"

and now I know where Ace is! he's on Palin's top-secret campaign committee!

Posted by: HeartlessBlackOrchid at October 04, 2011 03:57 PM (SB0V2)

166 What does Mexico think about all this? I'd love to know.

Posted by: Extradite Holder to Mexico at October 04, 2011 03:57 PM (/Mla1)

167 The only thing that a national news reporter at one of the mainstream networks cares about more than getting liberals elected is his or her own career. If an Obama scandal is insufficiently horrible, they simply won't cover it (Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, crony capitalism, Solyndra) or will cover it briefly and then sweep it under the rug. But, as they say, if it bleeds, it leads. Fast and Furious has the juiciness of a real news story -- guns and dead bodies --and a good sign that it's much worse than people thought is that CBS is going after the story. If they didn't know that it's going to be really bad, they wouldn't be trying to get out front of the story.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at October 04, 2011 03:57 PM (qHCyt)

168 Sure. I had to use one at work when I had a very large abcess on my ass.
Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 04, 2011 03:56 PM (Qq/AR)
Thanks for that image, Soona. Now how am I supposed to drive home and stab out my eyes at the same time?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 03:58 PM (Iaxlk)

169 does the pussing cup go on the front... or back?

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 04, 2011 03:58 PM (OhYCU)

170 The entire Obama administration will have to be dragged out kicking and screaming in handcuffs by riot police.
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 04, 2011 03:56 PM (OhYCU)
I don't think twig-arms could put up that much resistance. No need for riot police, regular police will do.

Posted by: Extradite Holder to Mexico at October 04, 2011 03:59 PM (/Mla1)

171 Are you ready for some Fascism?

Posted by: Hank at October 04, 2011 03:59 PM (ieDPL)

172 Sharyl Attkisson has been working with Al Qaeda in America and fomenting Jihad against the American People. Today we are revealing the existence of this terrorist group, and the fact he she was near the top of it's command.

We were able to track her whereabouts and have taken this HVT out with a Predator Drone.

Indictment? Evidence? Well, everyone in the government agrees that she was a high-level director of operations for AQ in America.

Other known leaders, who have renounced their citizenship and declared themselves enemies are: Sarah Palin, Herman Cain, and the Rock at Rick Perry's old hunting grounds. We know there are others as well and will reveal their names as they are captured or killed (but mostly just killed).

Posted by: Jim Carney at October 04, 2011 04:00 PM (x7g7t)

173 well, you know, this is the most transparent thing the admin has done yet. so, that's good.

Posted by: joeindc44 at October 04, 2011 04:00 PM (QxSug)

174 I can honestly say, to the best of my knowledge no Juan died in this operation.

Posted by: Eric Holder at October 04, 2011 04:00 PM (/Mla1)

175 If they didn't know that it's going to be really bad, they wouldn't be trying to get out front of the story.
Posted by: The Regular Guy at October 04, 2011 03:57 PM (qHCyt)
That, or they justfound a way to get rid of the albatross around the democrats' necks without appearing overtly partisan or racist.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 04, 2011 04:01 PM (D5iHx)

176 Hurry up and plead guilty to something Eric; you know, my power to pardon expires Jan. 20, 2013.

Posted by: King Barry The Magnanimous at October 04, 2011 04:01 PM (ENKCw)

177 I can honestly say, to the best of my knowledge no Juan died in this operation.
You fool, I told you to stick with 'probably'! No Juan probably died in this operation! Don't nail yourself down!

Posted by: Entropy at October 04, 2011 04:01 PM (IsLT6)

178 OT: Yahoo: Analysis: Christie move sets 2012 field, boosts Romney
Analysis of Analysis: Romney locks up RINO vote, corn enthusiasts

Posted by: Politickle Pudnent at October 04, 2011 04:01 PM (yn6XZ)

179 157 oh krep did you guys see Drudge? I guess I know what CC held a press conference now
Posted by: HeartlessBlackOrchid at October 04, 2011 03:55 PM (SB0V2)

October 28 is the deadline to file in New Hampshire. Unless she thinks she can do it without that primary, we'll know before then.

Posted by: joncelli at October 04, 2011 04:01 PM (RD7QR)

180 How long before that reporter is the victim of an unfortunate drone mishap?

Posted by: The Thing (unreduxed) at October 04, 2011 04:02 PM (OlN4e)

181 167
The only thing that a national news reporter at one of the mainstream networks cares about more than getting liberals elected is his or her own career. If an Obama scandal is insufficiently horrible, they simply won't cover it (Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, crony capitalism, Solyndra) or will cover it briefly and then sweep it under the rug. But, as they say, if it bleeds, it leads. Fast and Furious has the juiciness of a real news story -- guns and dead bodies --and a good sign that it's much worse than people thought is that CBS is going after the story. If they didn't know that it's going to be really bad, they wouldn't be trying to get out front of the story.

You missed one insight. Who is bleeding determines coverage. Border patrol agents? They are like cops, and no one likes cops, especially pantywaisted Ivy Leaguers dedicated to the plight of the common man. Just sayin. Now if it was some idealistic young lady getting flattened by a Jew in a bulldozer - now you have a story. See what I mean?

Posted by: Sub-Tard at October 04, 2011 04:02 PM (0M3AQ)

182 Look, there's a hippie facepainting for social justice! It's so cute that these kids CARE so much about things that we just HAVE to show it to you!

Posted by: CNN at October 04, 2011 04:03 PM (Y+DPZ)

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SCOAMF SCOAMF Now where have I seen that?

I guess Ed Driscoll
just coined a word.

And gives a relevant take on this post.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 04, 2011 04:03 PM (jx2j9)

184
"Laura Ingraham dated Keef Olberdouche! Wow!"



If ann coulter can date that elf dick bill maher then anything is possible.

Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 04:03 PM (FMbng)

185 The Fox Business guy just said oil was a slippery slope.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 04:04 PM (ieDPL)

186 Two Girls, One Pussing Cup?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 04:05 PM (Iaxlk)

187 179157 oh krep did you guys see Drudge? I guess I know what CC held a press conference now
Posted by: HeartlessBlackOrchid at October 04, 2011 03:55 PM (SB0V2)October 28 is the deadline to file in New Hampshire. Unless she thinks she can do it without that primary, we'll know before then. Posted by: joncelli at October 04, 2011 04:01 PM (RD7QR) More infuriating than the Palin headline on Drudge is the one at the top of the page. My hate use to have bounds....no more.
Michelle Obama's Africa Vacation Cost More Than $432,142...
Daughters listed as 'senior staff'...

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:05 PM (X6akg)

188 185 The Fox Business guy just said oil was a slippery slope.
Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 04:04 PM (ieDPL)
What a greasy thing to say...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 04:06 PM (Iaxlk)

189 I hope this is for real, and not a head fake. ....It's hard not to be suspicious of anyone at CBS, since they've been in the tank for so long.
It would be righteous to seemore people in the lib media finally get fed up with being a member of the Obama politbureau........and start to leave the reservation.
The irony of this to me, is how the media made fun of Bush for his "You're either with us, or against us" stance. ....Yet this is basically what team Obama has been doing with the media.
The glaring difference there......is that Bush's stance was to protect us from people want to destroy us,but Obama's stance is to protect himself with no regard as to what it does to the country.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at October 04, 2011 04:06 PM (63L/a)

190 /knock knock....
Miss Attkison? Land Shark... I mean... IRS...

Posted by: Mr. Landshark, IRS Agent at October 04, 2011 04:07 PM (NtXW4)

191 188
185 The Fox Business guy just said oil was a slippery slope.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 04:04 PM (ieDPL)
What a greasy thing to say...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 04:06 PM (Iaxlk)



Unctuous bastard.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2011 04:09 PM (o1ki4)

192 The scariest thing about that photo of Holder picking his nose in the sidebar is his exposed hairy brain...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 04, 2011 04:09 PM (Iaxlk)

193 It is apparrent that Ed Driscoll reads this blog.

Posted by: The Thing (unreduxed) at October 04, 2011 04:09 PM (OlN4e)

194 It's all a misunderstanding. Mr Shultz didn't scream at Ms Attkisson, he's just a loud talker, kind of like a Seinfeld character

Posted by: Jay the Carney barker at October 04, 2011 04:10 PM (Y+DPZ)

195
Anyone notice Jerry Lewis is starting to look like Shatner?

Yeah, but I think it's the other way around.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:10 PM (G/zuv)

196 Let us not forget all the Republican beltway hacks/lawyers/legislators who campaigned for Holder, voted to confirm Holder and told us, despite his track record and history, that Holder was a great and honest attorney who would restore "honor" to the DOJ. What to Joseph DiGenova and Victoria Toensing, great Republican lawyers, have to say now.

Posted by: ejo at October 04, 2011 04:11 PM (gsuJK)

197 O/T: A Palin-affiliated law firm's apparently been asking around about early-state deadlines.

Not that it ever really stops, but let the Palin Wars commence!

Posted by: DarkLord sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at October 04, 2011 04:11 PM (GBXon)

198 195 I see Shatner much more often thanks to Priceline.

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 04:12 PM (ieDPL)

199 193
It is apparrent that Ed Driscoll reads this blog.

Posted by: The Thing (unreduxed) at October 04, 2011 04:09 PM

Stay away Ed, they're MINE MINE MINE !!!!!

Posted by: The Breitbart Conspiracy at October 04, 2011 04:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

200 Let's face it folks. The SCOAMF, his regime, and the dem party have been slowly unraveling since the 2010 election. Whether or not FF gets any momentum, the economy, foreign policy, the economy and finally the economy is going to doom the dems in every corner of this nation, barring the bastions of of socialist group-think like CA and NYC.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 04, 2011 04:13 PM (Qq/AR)

201 Anyone notice Jerry Lewis is starting to look like Shatner?
Yeah, but I think it's the other way around.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:10 PM

Maybe now that Jerry's retired, the Shat will do the telethon

"Donate now to cure Muscular Distrophy or I will sing Rocket Man again"

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 04:14 PM (Y+DPZ)

202
since Star Trek was invoked in this thread, it is now an open thread

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:14 PM (G/zuv)

203 Guns for Mexican drug cartels? --"Now that's progressive!"

Posted by: karl at October 04, 2011 04:16 PM (FTAjH)

204 Bodkin.

Posted by: The Agincourt Vigilante at October 04, 2011 04:16 PM (ieDPL)

205 doES anYOne eLSe tHiNk thAt williambanzai7 aT zeRO hEDge iS a LiTtLe hIPsTeR dOuCHe ?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 04:16 PM (Y+DPZ)

206 197 O/T: A Palin-affiliated law firm's apparently been asking around about early-state deadlines.Not that it ever really stops, but let the Palin Wars commence!
Posted by: DarkLord sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failureOh, and F--- Nevada! at October 04, 2011 04:11 PM (GBXon)
Just a thought: Of the "official candidates", who is better off than they were 2 months ago? Cain? That it?

Posted by: Politickle Pudnent at October 04, 2011 04:17 PM (yn6XZ)

207 Isn't Laura Ingraham's favorite dish bearded clam?

Posted by: The Thing (unreduxed) at October 04, 2011 04:17 PM (OlN4e)

208
Michelle Obama's Africa Vacation Cost More Than $432,142...
Daughters listed as 'senior staff'...

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:05 PM (X6akg)
sheesh, even stuffing their childrens pocketbooks with tax payer cash.

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 04:17 PM (h+qn8)

209
I've been watching Star Trek: DS9. I started from the beginning and I'm up to the 5th season. Great series.

Last night I watched the episode where they go back in time to the original series' Tribble episode. Very cool.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:17 PM (G/zuv)

210 Shatner should do more paintball for charity. Screw telethons.

Posted by: grognard at October 04, 2011 04:17 PM (NS2Mo)

211 O/T: A Palin-affiliated law firm's apparently been asking around about early-state deadlines.Not that it ever really stops, but let the Palin Wars commence!
Posted by: DarkLord sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada! at October 04, 2011 04:11 PM (GBXon)
Just a thought: Of the "official candidates", who is better off than they were 2 months ago? Cain? That it?
My guess would be 'breweries and distilleries'.

Posted by: DarkLord sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at October 04, 2011 04:18 PM (GBXon)

212 I just can't understand why all you people are getting so worked up about this Gunwalker thing. I mean, honestly, this is just a private matter between consenting adults.

Posted by: bill clinton at October 04, 2011 04:18 PM (+56Bh)

213 since Star Trek was invoked in this thread, it is now an open thread

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:14 PM

I think we'll have to give that a name. Spockwin's Law?

Posted by: arhooley at October 04, 2011 04:18 PM (ymPoE)

214 202

since Star Trek was invoked in this thread, it is now an open thread


Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:14 PM

You will be assimilated. Resistance is Futile

Posted by: The BreitBorg at October 04, 2011 04:18 PM (Y+DPZ)

215 209 Where did you find that? That is the one without a ship?

Posted by: The Agincourt Vigilante at October 04, 2011 04:18 PM (ieDPL)

216 Tami at October 04, 2011 04:05

I wonder if the MIL is also staff?

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 04:18 PM (h+qn8)

217 >But seriously. When's the last time a White House was so hostile toward a media any time it reported the slightest negativity?
Nixon. You kids with your Lady CaCa think history began the day you were born.
Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: Jones at October 04, 2011 04:19 PM (8sCoq)

218 They really seem like they've got Stockholm Syndrome. And a major case of "I want to be the sub!"

Posted by: Al at October 04, 2011 04:19 PM (MzQOZ)

219 The Ronulon Neutral Zone?

Posted by: The Agincourt Vigilante at October 04, 2011 04:19 PM (ieDPL)

220
Spockwin's Law?

Perfect. So shall it be. I was trying to think of a name, too.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:19 PM (G/zuv)

221 I wonder if the MIL is also staff?
Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 04:18 PM (h+qn

Don't forget the Aunt and the Drunk uncle. Having that crew as senior staff would explain a lot.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 04, 2011 04:20 PM (ZDUD4)

222 sheesh, even stuffing their childrens pocketbooks with tax payer cash.

Smash and grab. Smash and grab.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 04, 2011 04:20 PM (SiFbi)

223 Michelle Obama's Africa Vacation Cost More Than $432,142...
Daughters listed as 'senior staff'...

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:05 PMThey pushed the cart at the Nairobi Target, so they're staff! Shut up you hater!

Posted by: MObama at October 04, 2011 04:21 PM (Y+DPZ)

224 Interesting to note that within the last hour or so several news sources have started paying attention to Fast and Furious... thanks to AP sources that say the Bush administration had a similar operation. So NOW it's news.

Corksuckers.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at October 04, 2011 04:21 PM (qndXR)

225
That is the one without a ship?

What, now?

Trouble With Tribbles!

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:21 PM (G/zuv)

226 Elections have consequences, peasant.

Posted by: King Hussein at October 04, 2011 04:22 PM (ieDPL)

227 220

Spockwin's Law?
Perfect. So shall it be. I was trying to think of a name, too.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:19 PM

Why didn't Kirk use a crossbow against the Gorn?

Posted by: Moron Agitator at October 04, 2011 04:22 PM (Y+DPZ)

228 That is the one without a ship?

It's on the Netflix now. They did not have it when the other series launched, but it looks like it's there now.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 04, 2011 04:23 PM (SiFbi)

229 222, It's like a flash mob at the White House only it happens every day.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 04, 2011 04:23 PM (ZDUD4)

230 The geek parade has begun.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 04, 2011 04:23 PM (Qq/AR)

231 221
I wonder if the MIL is also staff?

Posted by: willow at October 04, 2011 04:18 PM (h+qn




Don't forget the Aunt and the Drunk uncle. Having that crew as senior staff would explain a lot.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 04, 2011 04:20 PM (ZDUD4)

The passenger manifests confirm the presence of Obama's daughter's,
Malia and Sasha on the trip. The two girls are listed as "Senior
Staff." The manifests also list Mrs. Obama's mother, Marian Robinson,
and niece and nephew, Leslie and Avery Robinson, as well Mrs. Obama's
makeup and hairstylist (Carl Ray and Johnny Wright).

The expense records also show $928.44 was spent for "bulk food"
purchases on flight. Overall, during the trip, 192 meals were served
for the 21 passengers on board.

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:23 PM (X6akg)

232 224 Interesting to note that within the last hour or so several news sources have started paying attention to Fast and Furious... thanks to AP sources that say the Bush administration had a similar operation. So NOW it's news.

Corksuckers.
Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at October 04, 2011 04:21 PM (qndXR)

Shit. Link?

Posted by: joncelli at October 04, 2011 04:24 PM (RD7QR)

233 thanks to AP sources that say the Bush administration had a similar operation. So NOW it's news.

Posted by: The Chap in the Deerstalker Cap at October 04, 2011 04:21 PM (qndXR)

Which happens to be a lie. The unique thing about F&F is that they let the guns "walk," i.e. deliberately allowed them to fall into the hands of criminals and be used in crime.

That's the scandal, the Bush ATF didn't do that.

But it does help show how much of the press corps is so utterly corrupt that they will sign on to a conspiracy to excuse murders.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Stuff and Things at October 04, 2011 04:24 PM (bxiXv)

234 Screaming? That's what's known as a discussion on the Left.

Posted by: Olbermannnnn at October 04, 2011 04:25 PM (QKKT0)

235 Why didn't Kirk use a crossbow against the Gorn?


Didn't need one. He recognized the saltpeter by sight because they snuck it into Spock's food during Pon Farr.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 04, 2011 04:25 PM (SiFbi)

236 Nixon. You kids with your Lady CaCa think history began the day you were born.
Now get off my lawn.

Posted by: Jones at October 04, 2011 04:19 PM (8sCoq)


Nixon was before my time, but don't EVER accuse me of being of the Lady Gaga generation again. That is a HUGE insult, sir, and I demand an apology.

And sorry, but I see your Nixon and raise you a fucking Obama administration. We've never seen this......ever.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2011 04:25 PM (UK9cE)

237 An explanation for tension in the White House?
A judge has delayed sentencing for Antoin Tony Rezko, a top fundraiser and adviser to disgraced former Gov. Rod Blagojevich.Rezko, convicted on corruption charges, was scheduled to be sentenced on Oct. 21. But prosecutors asked U.S. District Judge Amy St. Eve to move the sentencing because another corruption trial connected to the Blagojevich administration starts this week and includes allegations of an extortion plot involving Rezko.Prosecutors most directly involved in the Rezko sentencing are also handling the prosecution of William Cellini, a Springfield powerbroker whose trial on charges including attempted extortion and fraud starts this morning.In addition to worries over time constraints, prosecutors were also concerned about the publicity that will be generated by the sentencing of Rezko, who was convicted in 2008.Is there more than one additional scandal shoe about to drop on Obama?

Posted by: The Regular Guy at October 04, 2011 04:25 PM (qHCyt)

238

Why didn't Kirk use a crossbow against the Gorn?

Funny, but I vaguely remember the episode when Kirk, Bones, and Spock are forced to accompany the Klingons (one of them was pregnant) on some planet and Spock made a bow and arrow.


Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:25 PM (G/zuv)

239 What's the over/under on AG Eric Shabazz showing up for his next Judiciary Committee hearing in a black beret?

Posted by: Fritz at October 04, 2011 04:26 PM (/ZZCn)

240 Smash and grab. Smash and grab.
Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 04, 2011 04:20 PM (SiFbi)

I like that. Michelle Obama: The smash and grab first lady.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 04, 2011 04:26 PM (Qq/AR)

241 stole this...

Guns for Cop Killers

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 04, 2011 04:27 PM (OhYCU)

242 Whew! Thank goodness for the Plunge Protection Team, hard at work. I hate being down there around 10,000

Posted by: The Dow Jones Industrial Average at October 04, 2011 04:27 PM (/bVuS)

243 Uhhhh, Mr. Putin, we have a reporter here in America named Sharyl Attkinson, and she's about to write bad things about you. Really embarrassing stuff. You didn't hear it from me ok?".

Posted by: Eric "Deep Throat" Shultz at October 04, 2011 04:27 PM (0f+SI)

244 Why didn't Kirk use a crossbow against the Gorn?








Didn't need one. He recognized the saltpeter by sight because they snuck it into Spock's food during Pon Farr.

Because when given a choice between making a crossbow and making a bazooka loaded with diamonds, any real man knows the right answer.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 04, 2011 04:27 PM (0q2P7)

245 We know enough already for an impeachable offense, at least for Holder. What I want a reporter to ask is why. Why? Why? Why arm murderous drug cartels?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at October 04, 2011 04:27 PM (jiVmv)

246
Prosecutors most directly involved in the Rezko sentencing are
also handling the prosecution of William Cellini, a Springfield
powerbroker whose trial on charges including attempted extortion and
fraud starts this morning.
----
If you mention extortion again, I'll have your legs broken.

Posted by: Mayor Carmine at October 04, 2011 04:27 PM (NS2Mo)

247 Obama 2012: Stopping The Illegal Immigration of Mexicans, One Peasant At A Time

Posted by: The Obama Reelection Campaign Slogan Evaluation Committee at October 04, 2011 04:27 PM (QKKT0)

248 O/T: A Palin-affiliated law firm's apparently been asking around about early-state deadlines.Not that it ever really stops, but let the Palin Wars commence!

Why would they need to ask? The pro's know and I think Al Gore's web thingy has all the info needed.

Posted by: Jean at October 04, 2011 04:29 PM (WkuV6)

249 A little background on Eric Schultz ~
Schultz is no stranger to hostile political climates. Prior to taking over at the DSCC, he handled press for Al Frankens 2008 Senate campaign in Minnesota, including the months-long recount against former Sen. Norm Coleman. Before that, he was national press secretary for John Edwards 2008 presidential bid, at one point tasked with handling press inquiries relating to Edwards' extramarital affair.r
One SCOAMF after another. Maybe we should just call you Sgt. Schultz.

Posted by: Cheri at October 04, 2011 04:29 PM (G+Wff)

250 Funny, but I vaguely remember the episode when Kirk, Bones, and Spock are forced to accompany the Klingons (one of them was pregnant) on some planet and Spock made a bow and arrow.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:25 PM (G/zuv)

Umm, not exactly. There was one Klingon, and enemy. Most of the people and the pregnant lady were a bunch of tall human-looking warriors.

The bows were laughable toys, I though they could surely have come up with some better props.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Stuff and Things at October 04, 2011 04:29 PM (bxiXv)

251 Funny, but I vaguely remember the episode when Kirk, Bones, and Spock are forced to accompany the Klingons (one of them was pregnant) on some planet and Spock made a bow and arrow.


"Friday's Child" with Julie Newmar. She wasn't a Klingon. A Klingon was with the people chasing them.

That's the one with, "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor--not an escalator."

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 04, 2011 04:29 PM (SiFbi)

252 Stay away Ed, they're MINE MINE MINE !!!!!

Posted by: The Breitbart Conspiracy at October 04, 2011 04:12 PM (Y+DPZ)

Ed doesn't read the comments though

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at October 04, 2011 04:29 PM (UrPTC)

253 Funny, but I vaguely remember the episode when Kirk, Bones, and Spock
are forced to accompany the Klingons (one of them was pregnant) on some
planet and Spock made a bow and arrow.

Yeah, that was the Julie Newmar planet where the dudes wore onesies and threw around shurikens.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 04:29 PM (QMtmy)

254

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In the words of another blogger: Hmmmm.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 04, 2011 04:31 PM (jx2j9)

255
Yep! The episode is called Friday's Child.

Julie Newmar (Catwoman) is in it!

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:31 PM (G/zuv)

256 So, now that we know the "guns for criminals" program was operated out of Texas, Arizona, Florida and Indiana targeting Mexico, Honduras, and Illinois, how many other parts of this program are still secret?

Was there also a "knives and duct tape for rapists" program?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Stuff and Things at October 04, 2011 04:32 PM (bxiXv)

257
She was kinda bitchy in that episode though. Hormones?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 04:32 PM (QMtmy)

258 Yeah, that was the Julie Newmar planet where the dudes wore onesies and threw around shurikens.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 04:29 PM (QMtmy)

And they all wore Shriner hats.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Stuff and Things at October 04, 2011 04:33 PM (bxiXv)

259 The expense records also show $928.44 was spent for "bulk food"
purchases on flight. Overall, during the trip, 192 meals were served
for the 21 passengers on board.

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:23 PM

I'd love to see how much of that was the "unhealthy" foods that the FLOTUS harangued Olive Garden and other Darden restaurants into yanking off the menu in exchange for an Obamacare waiver

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 04:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

260 Was there also a "knives and duct tape for rapists" program?
Yes, but that was under the Clinton Administration.

Posted by: Heralder at October 04, 2011 04:33 PM (/Mxso)

261 She was kinda bitchy in that episode though. Hormones?

Culture. In addition to the onesies with the faaaaabulous furry trim, they were insane fucknuts.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 04, 2011 04:33 PM (SiFbi)

262 Fuckin' gunrunning. How's it work?

Posted by: Insane SCoaMF Posse at October 04, 2011 04:34 PM (HCw4U)

263 >And sorry, but I see your Nixon and raise you a fucking Obama administration. We've never seen this......ever.
Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2011 04:25 PM (UK9cE)

Yes we have. During Nixon. Now turn off that Lady Google music and Get. Off. My. Lawn.

Posted by: Jones at October 04, 2011 04:34 PM (8sCoq)

264 Because when given a choice between making a
crossbow and making a bazooka loaded with diamonds, any real man knows
the right answer.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 04, 2011 04:27 PM
But we proved it couldn't be done on Mythbusters!!!

Posted by: Adam and Jamie at October 04, 2011 04:34 PM (Y+DPZ)

265 And they all wore Shriner hats.

They're lucky Ataturk wasn't watching.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 04, 2011 04:35 PM (SiFbi)

266
Yeah, that was the Julie Newmar planet where the dudes wore onesies and threw around shurikens.

hahaha, and Bones slapped Catwoman for being a bitch.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:35 PM (G/zuv)

267
wow you guys are huge dorks!

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:36 PM (G/zuv)

268 Yes we have. During Nixon. Now turn off that Lady Google music and Get. Off. My. Lawn.

Posted by: Jones at October 04, 2011 04:34 PM (8sCoq)


Stop drinking, old man. It's rotting your brain. You'll be in Biden state before much longer.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2011 04:36 PM (UK9cE)

269 Who's the dork on FOX TV

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 04, 2011 04:36 PM (i6RpT)

270 But we proved it couldn't be done on Mythbusters!!!

The hell you say.

Posted by: Kari, Grant, and Tori at October 04, 2011 04:37 PM (/bVuS)

271
That's Emanuel Meat Cleaver, D-MO!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 04, 2011 04:38 PM (Lt/Za)

272
Was there also a "knives and duct tape for rapists" program?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of Stuff and Things at October 04, 2011 04:32 PM

Erk.

Posted by: arhooley at October 04, 2011 04:38 PM (ymPoE)

273 Why didn't Kirk use a crossbow against the Gorn?Funny, but I vaguely remember the episode when Kirk, Bones, and Spock are forced to accompany the Klingons (one of them was pregnant) on some planet and Spock made a bow and arrow.
OMG I lurk-off for 20minutes and this is what i come back too? You people need help.
Klingons and Crossbows?? Is there no end to this Geekdom?

Posted by: dananjcon at October 04, 2011 04:38 PM (8ieXv)

274 wow you guys are huge dorks!

Maybe. Mostly, I'm just reminiscing and reflecting on the carefree days of childhood when I was still fucking stupid enough to think there was a future.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 04, 2011 04:38 PM (SiFbi)

275 254, So, Ben thinks Drudge is in tight with the Romney camp? It could explain the need to report with a negative slant instead of reporting and commenting with the facts as presented.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 04, 2011 04:38 PM (ZDUD4)

276 >Stop drinking, old man. It's rotting your brain. You'll be in Biden state before much longer.
Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2011 04:36 PM (UK9cE)

Bravely said. posted under internet pseudonym

Posted by: Jones at October 04, 2011 04:39 PM (8sCoq)

277
Klingons and Crossbows?? Is there no end to this Geekdom?
And Batman.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:39 PM (G/zuv)

278 Yeah, that was the Julie Newmar planet where the dudes wore onesies and threw around shurikens.

hahaha, and Bones slapped Catwoman for being a bitch.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:35 PM

She named the baby after him. She loves a tough guy

Julie had sharp elbows too

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 04:40 PM (Y+DPZ)

279
from a gunrunning scheme to Jerry Lewis to Star Trek to Catwoman

only at AoS

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:40 PM (G/zuv)

280 hahaha, and Bones slapped Catwoman for being a bitch.

And then she named her baby after him. FTW.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 04:40 PM (QMtmy)

281 Sarah Palin would make a hot green chick. Yeah, I'dboldly go.

Posted by: Ensign Smith, dead in 3, 2, 1 at October 04, 2011 04:40 PM (yn6XZ)

282 Bravely said. posted under internet pseudonym

Posted by: Jones at October 04, 2011 04:39 PM (8sCoq)


Back atcha, bub.


Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2011 04:41 PM (UK9cE)

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"I guess Ed Driscoll just coined a word."

Heh -- just the opposite; it's nice to be able to use an abbreviation like that and assume that the majority of my readers know exactly what it means.

Posted by: Ed Driscoll at October 04, 2011 04:41 PM (e0Q6U)

284 The expense records also show $928.44 was spent for "bulk food" purchases on flight. Overall, during the trip, 192 meals were served for the 21 passengers on board.Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:23 PM
I bet Michelle's like that SNL skit where Clinton goes to McDonald's and eats everybody's food

Posted by: Jones at October 04, 2011 04:42 PM (8sCoq)

285 She named the baby after him. She loves a tough guyJulie had sharp elbows too

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 04:40 PM

If all the babies I was responsible for were named after me, Federation conferences would be funny when someone yelled "Hey Jim!"

Posted by: Capt. James T Kirk at October 04, 2011 04:42 PM (Y+DPZ)

286 277
Klingons and Crossbows?? Is there no end to this Geekdom?
And Batman.
Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:39 PM (G/zuv)
Of course, how could I miss Julie Nemar and Adam West.

Posted by: dananjcon at October 04, 2011 04:42 PM (8ieXv)

287 Posted by: Ed Driscoll at October 04, 2011 04:41 PM (e0Q6U)

Hey! Dude! You're famous!

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 04, 2011 04:42 PM (jx2j9)

288 Please, someone out there, save us. New thread, pllllleeeeezzzzz!

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at October 04, 2011 04:43 PM (Qq/AR)

289
after Bones and Kirk

To which Spock remarked to Kirk and McCoy that "[you two] will be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month."

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:43 PM (G/zuv)

290 from a gunrunning scheme to Jerry Lewis to Star Trek to Catwomanonly at AoS
Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:40 PM (G/zuv)

and Julie Newmar is the one true Catwoman
discuss

Posted by: Jones at October 04, 2011 04:43 PM (8sCoq)

291 287 Posted by: Ed Driscoll at October 04, 2011 04:41 PM (e0Q6U)Hey! Dude! You're famous!
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 04, 2011 04:42 PM (jx2j9)
Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at October 04, 2011 04:44 PM (yn6XZ)

292 254
In the words of another blogger: Hmmmm.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 04, 2011 04:31 PM (jx2j9)
So Matt Drudge has tight connections to Romney's campaign, huh? And he is working to torpedo Perry. Imagine that. I guess that explains all the recent negative press about Perry on Drudge. Screw you Drudge. At least give everyone an equal playing field.

Posted by: Havedash at October 04, 2011 04:44 PM (sFD5n)

293 Posted by: Ed Driscoll at October 04, 2011 04:41 PM (e0Q6U)

Remember. It is your sacred duty to implore your readers not to Google SCOAMF.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at October 04, 2011 04:44 PM (jx2j9)

294
The Mainscream Media acted stupidly.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 04:44 PM (QMtmy)

295
I thought Bertha Kitt was super sexy.

She's the Catwoman who could really purrrrrrrrrr.

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:45 PM (G/zuv)

296 Oh....God...JULIE!!!!

Posted by: Male geeks aged 40-50 at October 04, 2011 04:45 PM (RD7QR)

297 She named the baby after him. She loves a tough guy

"In a rare display of emotion, Spock is astonished and supposedly jealous
at the child's name and when Kirk and McCoy talk of how great a name it
is, Spock declares that the two "will be insufferably pleased with
yourselves for at least a month."

I meant to say insufferable pricks, but the NBC censors were insufferable pricks

Posted by: Spock at October 04, 2011 04:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

298 She's the Catwoman who could really purrrrrrrrrr.
Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:45 PM (G/zuv)
You gotta rub their belly just right.

Posted by: Keefy "Hairy Knuckles" Olberdunce at October 04, 2011 04:47 PM (yn6XZ)

299 244 Because when given a choice between making a crossbow and making a bazooka loaded with diamonds, any real man knows the right answer. ________
Longbow?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 04, 2011 04:47 PM (FzhYM)

300 So the GOP is asking for a special prosecutor to see if Holder lied to Congress. Where is the special prosecutor to investigate whether FF was a monumentally stupid policy that cost lives?

Posted by: Jones at October 04, 2011 04:48 PM (8sCoq)

301 Does Keefums still play like he is a newsman from his mom's basement?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 04:48 PM (ieDPL)

302 The expense records also show $928.44 was spent for "bulk food" purchases on flight. Overall, during the trip, 192 meals were served for the 21 passengers on board.
Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2011 04:23 PM

That's 9.12 meals per passenger, at a cost of $44 per meal. When I flew from Chicago to Hawaii 9 hrs, I got 1 meal and a snack. I'm sure at a airline cost it was abot 8 dollars and after the 7 dollar shots of Captain I'm sure the meal was paid for with the Booze profits.

What's your point OSP, My point is, this bitch is living a Royal lifestyle with no shame or grace. The Smash and Grab first lady could not be more appropriate.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at October 04, 2011 04:48 PM (ZDUD4)

303 Posted by: Spock at October 04, 2011 04:46 PM (Y+DPZ)

http://youtu.be/XC73PHdQX04

Please explain yourself.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at October 04, 2011 04:49 PM (SiFbi)

304
new post, klingons

Posted by: soothsayer at October 04, 2011 04:49 PM (G/zuv)

305 But we proved it couldn't be done on Mythbusters!!!

It was alien bamboo dammit!! It could stand up to the pressure!!!!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose Camellia Sinensis Operative at October 04, 2011 04:49 PM (0q2P7)

306 Sharyl Attkisson is still an intern looking for a great gig.

Before she went to CBS, she was one of the presenters on CNN Headline News.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at October 04, 2011 04:49 PM (1rHeD)

307 I sat in the car listening to this interview and got a bing-bang boner when I heard Attkisson say this:

"...and I will soon be reporting on the fact that that is not the only case..."

Can you blame me? The lid is soon coming off this bag-o-shite and the #1 and only SCOAMF has no place to hide!

Posted by: scituate_tgr at October 04, 2011 04:50 PM (UYU90)

308 301
Does Keefums still play like he is a newsman from his mom's basement?


Posted by: FlaviusJulius at October 04, 2011 04:48 PM

No, he does it from Algore's Current Network. He'd be viewed by more people if he did it from a webcam in his mom's basement though

Posted by: kbdabear at October 04, 2011 04:50 PM (Y+DPZ)

309 Leonard Nimoy was a Tea Party Hobbit?

Posted by: Juan McCain at October 04, 2011 04:51 PM (ieDPL)

310 I just can't understand why all you people are
getting so worked up about this Gunwalker thing. I mean, honestly, this
is just a private matter between consenting adults.

Posted by: bill clinton at October 04, 2011 04:18 PM (+56Bh)
And one thing a Dem lawyer knows "is" how to define "is"!

Posted by: Eric Holder of the Bag at October 04, 2011 04:52 PM (i3+c5)

311 295 I thought Bertha Kitt was super sexy._______
Bertha? BERTHA???? *Please* tell me that was typo!

Posted by: Anachronda, member of the Eartha Kitt Catwoman Fan Club at October 04, 2011 04:52 PM (FzhYM)

312 The Obama administration is as corrupt as the day is long.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 04, 2011 04:53 PM (0fzsA)

313 The Obama administration is as corrupt as the day is long.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 04, 2011 04:53 PM (0fzsA)
Thanks goodness the days are getting shorter!I bet January is going to be a bitch though!

Posted by: Eric Holder of the Bag at October 04, 2011 04:55 PM (i3+c5)

314 It would appear that Ed Driscoll does indeed read the comments.

Posted by: The Thing (unreduxed) at October 04, 2011 04:57 PM (OlN4e)

315 Isn"t it Eartha Kitt? Ugly face but banging body. I'll go with Julie.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist Son of a Bitch at October 04, 2011 05:00 PM (jucos)

316 Ed and

Posted by: a at October 04, 2011 05:00 PM (Y+DPZ)

317 314
It would appear that Ed Driscoll does indeed read the comments.

Posted by: The Thing (unreduxed) at October 04, 2011 04:57 PM

Driscoll and Breitbart are two alien empires battling over the occupation of AoSHQ and the winner takes us away as slaves

Posted by: Ancient Aliens at October 04, 2011 05:02 PM (Y+DPZ)

318 Holder should resign. Period. Obama -this should behis Nixon moment.
Because it is.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 04, 2011 05:05 PM (0fzsA)

319 Ah Julie Newmar, guaranteed to get my hormones raging in those days.

Let also not forget that she played Stupefying Jones in Lil' Abner. In those days women were shaped like women. She was also engaged to Louis La'Amore for a period of time.

Posted by: Vic at October 04, 2011 05:10 PM (M9Ie6)

320 ""That's the one with, "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor--not an escalator."


and where spock told bones and kirk after the kid was named after the both of them that they will be insufferably pleased with themselves for at least a month. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 05:12 PM (FMbng)

321 They should give Attkisson a Pulitzer, and then retire the category.

Posted by: Ken at October 04, 2011 05:12 PM (7yb9x)

322
Cool podcast interview with Julie Newmar:

http://tinyurl.com/6737xe2

Posted by: Dr. Varno at October 04, 2011 05:13 PM (QMtmy)

323 ''Ah Julie Newmar, guaranteed to get my hormones raging in those days.''


what a difference 20 years makes. I hadn't seen batman since I was a kid, I was way too young to appreciate her hotness, and all I remember was her playing cat woman, and remember thinking she was bad , and get her batman, and beat her up batman etc.

20 or so years later I see an episode, marveled at how god damn cheesy it was, and when cat woman walks into the scene the first thing I said was fuuuuuckin titiiiiies. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 04, 2011 05:19 PM (FMbng)

324 Screaming? Ha Ha light-weight.

Posted by: Dr. AMY BISHOP! at October 04, 2011 05:29 PM (UU0OF)

325 ATTAAAAAAACKMUUUUUUUUUCH!

Posted by: Boston12GS at October 04, 2011 05:37 PM (hvrPG)

326 Yeah, but . . .

Screaming? C'mon, what's the big deal with that? I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.

Yawn.

Everybody screams now and then.

But hey! Occupy Wall Street, now that's the story. Smart urban hipsters, with their brilliant wit, cool signs, and all, and best, it's all about them being against the millionaires and billionaires, the corporate jet owners, shit, all those guys.

We've poll-tested all this, and most everybody hates the millionaires and billionaires, and wants to tax the shit out of them, even so hard it puts them outta business, you know, so they can't keep us all under their thumbs any more.

And the best part? This Occupy Wall Street story? It gets us so we can contrast just how cool and smart these urban hipsters are, so we can pivot right around in the same story to get out some news about how uncool and stupid those teabaggers are.

Yeah.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at October 04, 2011 05:37 PM (4sQwu)

327 Hey, let's be reasonable.Would be a shame if something happened to a nice network like yours.

I'm the one with FCC commissioners in my pocket like so many quarters.

Posted by: Don Guy Caballero at October 04, 2011 05:46 PM (jWTOk)

328 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 04, 2011 05:52 PM (fyOgS)

329 132
There might very well be an investigation by a special prosecutor, but I predict that, as far as actual legal action (arrests/trials) are concerned, I imagine many of you are going to be sorely disappointed. The WH still holds on to a lot of power to, at least, slow this down until after the 2012 election. The newsworthiness of this story will die a whimpering death by that time.
Handing something like this over to a special prosecutor does this very thing.----
Holder's officeadmittedthat he perjured himself in a congressional investigationtoday. Saying that he didn't understand the question doesn't make it go away. The question was asked as plainly as possible, and heanswered the question in a detailed and plain lie.
How can this not go anywhere?

Posted by: Jimmah at October 04, 2011 05:54 PM (g9KCn)

330
This is a total nontroversy. Only a few hundredMexicans and at least one U.S. Border Patrol agent were killed. And Holder lied to Congress. Big deal.
30 years ago a rock with a bad word on it was on some hunting land that the Perry's sometimes went to... now THAT'S a big deal.

Posted by: Charles Johnson, Village Bicycle at October 04, 2011 05:58 PM (zL5Q1)

331 Fox and the "Republicans" interviewed are really playing down this call for a Special Prosecutor.

Oh and I said earlier they will have to come up with something new. It looks like the meme is "we knew that there was a program but not the details".

Posted by: Vic at October 04, 2011 06:08 PM (M9Ie6)

332 if you're not tingling, you're not objective

Posted by: Chris Matthews at October 04, 2011 07:03 PM (gGX9d)

333

I would like to note for the record that not only does Jerry Lewis scream and yell a lot, he also uses some very very bad words! (pause for laughter). And that Sandra Bernhardt is a major dyke. (pause for laughter).

Thank you.

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Posted by: milisdi at October 05, 2011 03:58 AM (BPlU6)

337 Let's get Sheryl on the line. Hey Sheryl, So you don't get off on screaming? What turns you on as a reporter? Details, Facts, Truth, are you kidding us, Sheryl? Freedom of the press and Freedom of speech, really Sheryl? Look, take your shirt off, and I'll get Eric Schultz to call CBS so you can keep your day job. Why not investigate something worthwhile, like what's BHO's secret to controlling his gun, I mean guns? Remember the good ole days,when we had Bill's gun in the news to distract us from the truth?

Posted by: Howard Stern at October 05, 2011 08:54 AM (NWfex)

338 Wouldn't it be fitting if the Congress could demand to see the un-redacted files? That is an embarrassment to all Americans that the Congress can't get ALL the information during an investigation.

I think it would be nice to have a clearing house for all expenses over say, $1Million. It would stop crap like $770 Million to restore Mosques and redo the Cairo sewer system...my money!! Hell, I can't even afford to have my septic tank flushed!!!

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