Overnight Open Thread Cob-Logger Edition

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Good evening, Moron Horde. With Maet away on a business trip, the cob-loggers and some special guests have agreed to take over ONT duties for a little while. This is the first ONT thread Ive ever created, and in the spirit of full disclosure I have to admit that I do not often venture into the ONT. I have nothing against this fine AOSHQ tradition, its just that you people terrify me Im not one to normally stay up this late.

And with that out of the way, its time to fill a mason jar full of grain alcohol, grab some beef jerky and/or Doritos and get reading.

Meet Caius Veiovis, currently wanted for the murder of three Hells Angels bikers in Massachusetts. Shockingly enough, his appearance isnt the strangest thing about him. What is? Well

Then known as Roy Gutfinski, he and his 16-year-old girlfriend cut a teenagers back with a razor and kissed as they licked the blood. The injury required 32 stitches to close.

The Kennebec Journal reported Gutfinski claimed to be a vampire and a Satan worshipper. His name was changed while in prison.

Thats right. Being a human freakshow is not enough for this guy. Hes also a wannabe vampire. Since he was arrested in Massachusetts, I figure hell be eligible for furlough in about a year.

The Walking Dead returns October 18 at 9 p.m. on AMC.

I thought the first season was uneven, but overall it was some decent television. Im a bit nervous about what the early staff shakeup will mean for the shows quality, but Im hoping the source material is a strong enough foundation upon which to build a good series. Based on the new trailer, it looks as though theyre planning to deviate from the comic a bit more this season. I have no problem with that...just so long as they keep with the gory zombie killin.

Memo to guys: cheating is a bad idea for more reasons than you might think. Seriously, dont do it.

It seems SEIU has a chapter in the Ukraine.

A top city official leading the session asked Pashchuk to leave the meeting, prompting a guard to try to remove the activist from the room by force.

In the ensuing scuffle, Pashchuk hit the guard in the head several times and bit his hand, chomping off part of his little finger.

Upon hearing about the incident, the union said Mr. Pashchuk is now ready for classes in Intermediate Racial Thuggery and Invisibility (to the Press) 101.

The 2011 Ig Nobel Awards have been announced. This years award winners include the inventors of a wasabi alarm clock, a study that shows we make better decisions when we have to pee, and the discovery of a beetle that likes to mate with a certain brand of Australian beer bottle.

You cant stop the Sandman:

POSSIBLE ACTIONS TO PROVOKE, HARRASS, OR DISRUPT CUBA. In February of 1962, Brig. Gen. William Craig sent out a memo outlining ways to hurt Castros regime.

11. Operation GOOD TIMES:

a. Objective: To disillusion the Cuban population with Castro image by distribution of fake photographic material.

b. Concept: Prepare a desired photograph, such as an obese Castro with two beauties in any situation desired, ostensibly within a room in the Castro residence, lavishly furnished, and a table briming over with the most delectable Cuban food with an underlying caption (appropriately Cuban) such as "My ration is different." Make as many prints as desired on sterile paper and then distribute over the countryside by air drops or agents. This should put even a Commie Dictator in the proper perspective with the underprivileged masses.

That might have worked. After all, what kind of leader would openly enjoy the luxurious perks of his job - gourmet food, travel, vacations - while the people supporting that lifestyle were in economic distress? Surely the people would eventually throw such a jerk out of office, right? More at the link.

Tonights ONT is sponsored by Johnny Cashs to-do list:

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Comments

1 First link no worky .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 01, 2011 09:56 PM (npr0X)

2 Wour web-fu is fast tonite , well done .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 01, 2011 09:57 PM (npr0X)

3 Wow, posts are time traveling today.

That note reminds of me that scene from "The Stupids" -

Note to self: must buy hand held tape recorder. Then I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener. - Joan Stupid.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 09:58 PM (c0A3e)

4 g'evening, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 01, 2011 09:58 PM (JMmQ9)

5 That Johnny Cash was livin' the life, eh?

Posted by: huerfano at October 01, 2011 09:59 PM (263hv)

6 First thing I thought regarding the scary devil dude was: I am not close enough to a gun.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 09:59 PM (bxiXv)

7 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Steck at October 01, 2011 09:59 PM (RL7U1)

8 Sorry about the bad link-fu. They should all be in working order now.

So...don't hurt me....

Posted by: Slublog at October 01, 2011 10:00 PM (E1Iq4)

9 I thought the first season was uneven, but overall it was some decent
television. Im a bit nervous about what the early staff shakeup will
mean for the shows quality.

The Season Finale was terrible.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 10:01 PM (c0A3e)

10 Wour ? Heh

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 01, 2011 10:01 PM (npr0X)

11 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at October 01, 2011 10:01 PM (fyOgS)

12 I love seeing the Gaytors getting their asses kicked up and down the field.

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:03 PM (QaKuj)

13 Love the P-shop, slub. Johnny forgot to add "Be a boss" to his list. Must have slipped his mind.

Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2011 10:03 PM (YL3wr)

14 So...don't hurt me....
Posted by: Slublog at October 01, 2011 10:00 PM (E1Iq4)

You post Scary Devil Dude and ask *us* not to kill *you*?

Props for killing three Hell's Angels, though, I'll bet he did it with his nose spike.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:04 PM (bxiXv)

15 I got dibs on "wasabi alarm clock" as a band name!

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:04 PM (QaKuj)

16 If Chris Christie makes a run, he'll eat the other candidates alive, I say!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2011 10:04 PM (niZvt)

17 I meant hurt. Honest.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:05 PM (bxiXv)

18 Good evening, Moron Horde.
Liquid Whored to you

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 10:05 PM (OhYCU)

19 Nice maiden voyage, Slu. Even if you did forget that it's Caturday . . . Chemjeff will be along and fill that void, unless he's forgiven Fapplebee's for the inappropriate contact and ventured back.

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:05 PM (/ybwc)

20 So who would Da Big Guy hurt by entering the race? It would be Mitt, right?

Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2011 10:07 PM (YL3wr)

21 One of the few times I click on a link in the ONT......why? Why did I do that?

Posted by: Tami at October 01, 2011 10:07 PM (X6akg)

22 Gutfinski claimed to be a vampire and a Satan worshipper.
Who isn't?

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 10:07 PM (OhYCU)

23 I wonder if the altar boy in TSG mug shot is a fan of vampire flics?

Posted by: ontherocks at October 01, 2011 10:07 PM (HBqDo)

24
CATURDAY!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:07 PM (bxiXv)

25 I do not worship this Satan person.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:08 PM (bxiXv)

26 If FSU loses to Duke I'll go nuts!

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:08 PM (QaKuj)

27 Bad Caturday link. TinyURL is suddenly unreliable.

Posted by: joncelli at October 01, 2011 10:08 PM (YL3wr)

28
Police in Ocean Ridge, Florida reporting a suspicious package with white powder arrived in a mailbox at the home of Francis Biden, brother of Joe Biden. Biden's presence was unknown to neighbors.
FBI reporting the white powder was not dangerous or cocaine. Local hooker's disappointed.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 01, 2011 10:08 PM (Lt/Za)

29 link fail, Merovign. Points for trying, though.

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:08 PM (/ybwc)

30 I worship Kate Beckinsale. I have a shrine. I make little sacrifices.

But, like Crom, she does not listen.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:09 PM (bxiXv)

31 Great Ewok! All bow down!

Posted by: Errol at October 01, 2011 10:09 PM (vewos)

32 29link fail, Merovign. Points for trying, though.
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:08 PM (/ybwc) --Worked for me. Huh.

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:09 PM (QaKuj)

33 My list of things to do today is classified ( for your protection and dignity )

it includes cat litter, light sockets, surface-to-air missiles, pregnant wolverines, paprika, and radial tires.

also, I can't get that stupid BillyJoel song out of my head

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at October 01, 2011 10:09 PM (UqKQV)

34
If Chris Christie makes a run, he'll eat the other candidates alive, I say!


Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2011 10:04 PM (niZvt)
With his appetite, Michele Bachmann is dessert.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 01, 2011 10:10 PM (Lt/Za)

35 I beg to differ, Steck. He's THE Stuttering Clusterf*ck of Miserable Failure.

Has the AoSHQ StyleBook changed again? Why are we sanitizing our "colorful metaphors"?

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (JMmQ9)

36 Wait --it's Florida International that is playing (and beating) Duke?!

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (QaKuj)

37 Why would a Satan worshipper shoot Hell's Angels?
This is a confusing case.

Posted by: ontherocks at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (HBqDo)

38 Hey guys, what do ya think?

I have this really original idea for a movie or TV show...

See, it's like this: suddenly, for some mysterious reason (maybe an Army experiment), the Dead start coming back to life! Only, they're like mindless, violent zombies that want to eat the living! And the only way to kill them, is to blow their brains out!

So basically, picture a world of a few living, hopelessly outnumbered people fending of huge masses of Walking Dead. The plot could be about how they are holed up somewhere, hiding, while trying to figure out where to go to survive.

I'm still working on a title... maybe, <i>Night of the Walking Dead</i>, or something like that?

So what do ya think? Too crazy? I know, I know... nothing like this has really been tried before...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (niZvt)

39 Okay, that's freaky, it *was* the correct tinyurl link, T just could not find itself. Created a new one. Tested it.

CATURDAY!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (bxiXv)

40
If Chris Christie makes a run, he'll eat the other candidates alive, I say!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2011 10:04 PM

That is why Sarah Palin is waiting until October (and preparing her harpoon).

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (ymPoE)

41 When you have to pee, the best decision to make is, "Damn, I had better take that pee, right now."

Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (Ulyg2)

42 So... tell me again why I shouldn't immediately terminate with great prejudice fucked up fuckers who look like Roy Gutfinski? Why are they so keen to show the world just how fucked up they are on the inside, by surgically altering their outside to look like a demon from the third level of hell? Demons can really ruin your day if you don't have the correct hardware to deal with 'em.

Posted by: Hoss Delgado, Demon Hunter and Spectral Exterminator at October 01, 2011 10:12 PM (X8UkM)

43 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (bxiXv)

--I don;t think you need to tinyurl-fy Youtube links anyway as long as you use the "share" url.

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:13 PM (QaKuj)

44
Michele Bachmann is dessert.

She's the vinaigrette on his salad.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:13 PM (ymPoE)

45 So what do ya think? Too crazy? I know, I know... nothing like this has really been tried before...
Posted by: CoolCzech at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (niZvt)

Actually, I think you should make a video game about zombies, where a group of people are stuck somewhere during a zombie holocaust and have to work together to fight the zombie horde and kill a zombie, and kill another zombie, and so on 19,434 more times in a row.

It will be a hit.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:13 PM (bxiXv)

46 Why would a Satan worshipper shoot Hell's Angels?This is a confusing case.

Posted by: ontherocks at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM

I'm guessing there were drugs involved, specifically meth.

Posted by: huerfano at October 01, 2011 10:14 PM (263hv)

47
but really, if Christie gets in, then Perrymania will give way to Christiemania, and at least thank God we'll be over Perrymania.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:14 PM (ymPoE)

48 Why would a Satan worshipper shoot Hell's Angels?This is a confusing case.
Posted by: ontherocks at October 01, 2011 10:11 PM (HBqDo)
duh

Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (MtwBb)

49
Looks like you guys are going to have to amuse me, because I got banned from another lefty website.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (ymPoE)

50 i am going to get HAwaiian BBQ, then i am gonna get my horrible ganked up arm massaged. I am so happy i could cry. perfect saturday night... well as perfect as it can be without Grim... when i tell him what im up to he will be jealous. My friend who does massage is his pal too and shes the cutest funnest little chick ever... and when girls hang out together unsupervised, guys always think the worst.

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 01, 2011 10:16 PM (QNeKQ)

51 Looks like you guys are going to have to amuse me, because I got banned from another lefty website.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (ymPoE)
--You can't leave it at that. Details!

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:16 PM (QaKuj)

52
because I got banned from another lefty website.


Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (ymPoE)
That's what you get for being a conservative. Congratulations!

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 01, 2011 10:16 PM (Lt/Za)

53 Chris Christie? Psssssh.
I could eat him, and have seconds.

Posted by: Charlie Weis at October 01, 2011 10:17 PM (QaKuj)

54 KATEURDAY!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:17 PM (bxiXv)

55 the world is great this evening......my boys bronco team came back from 10-2 to win 12-10 .....their best pitcher was pulled in the first inning after walking 3 and hitting a batter, my kid who is not a pitcher had to finish the 1st and pitch the 2nd and then the catcher had to finish the game since our only other pitcher is on a club swim team and was at a meet today.....so with 8 kids....4 that NEVER PLAYED BEFORE EVER! they came back and won! yeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwww!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at October 01, 2011 10:17 PM (eOXTH)

56 Obama 2012 - Because the Failure CAN get more Epic.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 10:17 PM (FBr/C)

57 49
Looks like you guys are going to have to amuse me, because I got banned from another lefty website.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (ymPoE)

Details, we want details!

Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 10:17 PM (Ulyg2)

58 Looks like you guys are going to have to amuse me, because I got banned from another lefty website.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (ymPoE)
They found out you didn't know what a "broiler" is? I can't help it, I am still lmao over that.

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:18 PM (/ybwc)

59
4 that NEVER PLAYED BEFORE EVER! they came back and won! yeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwww!

Well, I hope they didn't keep score or it would be unfair.

Posted by: Keef Olberdork at October 01, 2011 10:18 PM (Lt/Za)

60 Looks like you guys are going to have to amuse me, because I got banned from another lefty website.
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (ymPoE)

They always do. I stopped bothering, but I used to go and just ask questions, not even argue. BAN BAN BAN!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:18 PM (bxiXv)

61 Slu, is that the first time your ONT Photoshop has been used?

Posted by: CDR M at October 01, 2011 10:20 PM (Ybl9g)

62 did somebody break the blog?

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (QNeKQ)

63 And Perrymania will win.

Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (rZZA3)

64 Slu, is that the first time your ONT Photoshop has been used?

I suspect slu has already abandoned us to our nefarious ways. But that pshop is utterly fabulous!

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (/ybwc)

65 Executive Producer Sarah Jessica Parker presents: "The Next Great Bag of Oats, er, Work of Art. Only on Bravo (watch what happens!)

How about, "No"?

Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (Ulyg2)

66 Now that my lifelong dream of getting married to Shannon Tweed was quashed down, I need a new reason to live.

When one door closes, another one opens. Stacey Dash is now single!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (c0A3e)

67 Also KATEURDAY!

And more CATURDAY!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:23 PM (bxiXv)

68 goddamn huskers, 3 INTs wtf???

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 10:24 PM (RK/k+)

69 And Perrymania will win.

Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (rZZA3)
ReLOVEution baby!

Posted by: Anwar al-Awlaki at October 01, 2011 10:24 PM (FBr/C)

70 That is why Sarah Palin is waiting until October (and preparing her harpoon).
I can't stop laughing

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 10:25 PM (OhYCU)

71 Someone tell Vern Lundquist it's o-VEE-do.

Posted by: WTP at October 01, 2011 10:26 PM (4RFKN)

72 That vampire dude is creepy, but he's hardly the most horrifying example of self-mutilation I've ever seen. In Northampton you'll find much more grotesque features working behind the counter at Starbucks.

In a sane world, such self-mutilation would be obvious proof of insanity, no hearing required. The fact that it's a "fashion statement" instead demonstrates that Western Civilization died decades ago.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 01, 2011 10:26 PM (aSVj6)

73 So, where do we get the dorito/jerky sammiches

Posted by: Dick the Durbin needs $5 campaign contributions at October 01, 2011 10:27 PM (/zAJa)

74
"its just that you people terrify me ..."

thank you

Posted by: shoey at October 01, 2011 10:27 PM (m6OUa)

75 Gators = Courtney Upshaw's bitches

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:28 PM (QaKuj)

76 sometimes i scare myself...

Posted by: shoey at October 01, 2011 10:28 PM (m6OUa)

77 Our scene: Kratos, aged six and one-half years, engrossed in playing God-only-knows-what-video-game. Suddenly, he stops, looks up and exclaims, to no one in particular, "Shannon Tweed, I will make you mine or I will die trying!"

Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 10:28 PM (Ulyg2)

78 evening yall, hope everyone had a great day, and if you have togo into work for awhile this morning......... hope your werent an hour late and hungover like i was. but it went well.

Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 10:30 PM (SzFCo)

79 In a sane world, such self-mutilation would be obvious proof of insanity, no hearing required. The fact that it's a "fashion statement" instead demonstrates that Western Civilization died decades ago.
Posted by: Trimegistus at October 01, 2011 10:26 PM (aSVj6)

I can't wait to see what the next 30 years brings in the area of recreational surgery.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:30 PM (bxiXv)

80 goddamn huskers, 3 INTs wtf???

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 10:24 PM (RK/k+)
Damn, I'm intentionally not watching. Every time I watch them they self destruct - so I figured I'd try not watching Gotta love magical thinking. I think the rest of the year may be a long one for them.

Posted by: someone at October 01, 2011 10:31 PM (bqjJT)

81 And more CATURDAY!

Awesome!!! Thanks, Merovign!

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:31 PM (/ybwc)

82 and i thought it's my stupid phone that's slow. Is everybody asleep tonight?

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 01, 2011 10:31 PM (kzFnw)

83
--You can't leave it at that. Details!

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:16 PM

Haha, okay, in fact last night I was alluding to it on the ONT -- I had another tab open where I was arguing with a Black chick about Cain's remark that Blacks are brainwashed into voting Democrat. I went back there this morning and lo! a couple other people were in on it. I fought back all morning long, and damn was I good if I do say so myself. My last comment was that MLK was a Republican, after which I went off to take a shower, and when I went back -- BAAANNNNNN!

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:32 PM (ymPoE)

84 77
Our scene: Kratos, aged six and one-half years, engrossed in playing
God-only-knows-what-video-game. Suddenly, he stops, looks up and
exclaims, to no one in particular, "Shannon Tweed, I will make you mine
or I will die trying!"

You're off by about a decade, but your scenario is pretty much correct.

I think this was my Sega phase where I was trying to conquer the Sonic games.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 10:32 PM (c0A3e)

85 I can't wait to see what the next 30 years brings in the area of recreational surgery.

hmmm That got me thinking (no jokes please)

You could sew your gay lover onto your own body, so you can literally become one.

You could transplant your penis onto your nose. Marxists would love this since it would cause a rift in society.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 10:33 PM (OhYCU)

86 Arhooley: you committed the one sin liberals never can forgive or forget. You said something true.

Posted by: Trimegistus at October 01, 2011 10:33 PM (aSVj6)

87 Haha, okay, in fact last night I was alluding to it on the ONT -- I had another tab open where I was arguing with a Black chick about Cain's remark that Blacks are brainwashed into voting Democrat. I went back there this morning and lo! a couple other people were in on it. I fought back all morning long, and damn was I good if I do say so myself. My last comment was that MLK was a Republican, after which I went off to take a shower, and when I went back -- BAAANNNNNN!
Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:32 PM (ymPoE)

--Bwahahahaha! Which site was it?
The best is what I got from VDH: note the percentages Blacks voted for a given Democrat president, then note the unemployment rate among Blacks for said president. What was it, 95% support for 0bama for 26% unemployment???

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:34 PM (QaKuj)

88 >>because I got banned from another lefty website.


Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:15 PM (ymPoE)
That's kinda like missing last call at the Turpentine Bar Grill

Posted by: ontherocks at October 01, 2011 10:35 PM (HBqDo)

89 Awesome!!! Thanks, Merovign!
Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:31 PM (/ybwc)

You're welcome! I love cats almost as much as I love Kate Beckinsale, though, you know, in a different way.

KITTEH!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:35 PM (bxiXv)

90 Hi y'all.

Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 10:36 PM (hevAG)

91 Hi Bomber,
How's the bomblette?

Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 10:36 PM (MtwBb)

92
I can't wait to see what the next 30 years brings in the area of recreational surgery.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:30 PM

Blow-holes are beautiful.

Posted by: Shamu the Killer Whale at October 01, 2011 10:37 PM (ymPoE)

93 whats happening with you tonight Peaches? hope this fine Caturday went good for you.

Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 10:37 PM (SzFCo)

94 recreational surgery.

Maybe Skin Tone Pills. Black on Monday. Asian on Tuesday. Imagine the possibilities in college.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 10:37 PM (OhYCU)

95 Way to represent, arhooley!!

Hey, Bomber!

Tell me, y'all, do they even allow people named chad in to the National Guard?

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 10:38 PM (SsG4J)

96 "The Patriot" is like catnip for a pedant about history such as myself. I am compelled to ask, how could all those Carolinians gather on the beach and not break out into dancing "the shag" and outfitting themselves in Kelly green and pink attire?

Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 10:38 PM (Ulyg2)

97
Things I Did Today!

1. Arise, shower and shave
2. Eat breakfast at Sparky's and proceed to airport. Snort line.
3. Learjet for business trip with Heidi to Atlanta. Snort blow.
4. Drink three Heineken's and blowjob from Heidi. More lines.
5. Go to meeting at Platinum Plus, drink Heiny, and get lap dance
6. Join Heidi at Bloomingdale's smoke AMEX for Heidi
7. Return to airport, more cold Heiny, and Heidi's hiney at 38K
8. Return home without Heidi, call Princess, buy more blow.
9. Eat dinner at Rinaldo's with Princess, phone mother, snort line.
10. Mix shooter for Princess, snort line off ass, hump Princess.
11. Eat late night breakfast, drink Heiny, and send Princess home.
12. Mix White Russian, snort line, and call Bill Clinton and compare notes.

Posted by: F Thomas Throckmorton, Democrat Operative at October 01, 2011 10:38 PM (Lt/Za)

98 CHEETURDAY!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:38 PM (bxiXv)

99 Made Honey Badger Sammiches tonight.

OMG I am stuffed to the gills.

Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 10:38 PM (4CSeG)

100 I am stuffed to the gills.

Tell me more

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 10:39 PM (OhYCU)

101 Peaches, are you eating crunchy lava cakes? I am so ready to try those.....

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 10:39 PM (SsG4J)

102 You could transplant your penis onto your nose. Marxists would love this since it would cause a rift in society.
Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 10:33 PM (OhYCU)

It would also make it easier to cock-punch someone.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:40 PM (bxiXv)

103 I'm optimistic about Walking Dead. I did like season 1. Aside from the episode "Vatos", it was good. That episode was so out of place and stupid.

Posted by: Ben at October 01, 2011 10:40 PM (tEGzl)

104 Bomber!!! How are you, how are the world's most beautiful children?

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:40 PM (/ybwc)

105 96
"The Patriot" is like catnip for a pedant about history such as myself. I
am compelled to ask, how could all those Carolinians gather on the
beach and not break out into dancing "the shag" and outfitting
themselves in Kelly green and pink attire?

Funny. I saw "The Patriot" and instantly thought of that horrible Steven Seagal movie of the same name.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 10:40 PM (c0A3e)

106 Modified serenity prayer:

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change then things I can, the wisdom to know the difference, and next week's Powerball numbers.

Posted by: Helpful Tip Guy at October 01, 2011 10:41 PM (ydi6h)

107
It would also make it easier to cock-punch someone.

You say that right before I mention Steven Seagal...

Cockpuncher!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 10:41 PM (c0A3e)

108 Bomberette pics coming soon. As soon as I can figure out tinypic. Big day today.

Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 10:42 PM (hevAG)

109 I am stuffed to the gills.

Tell me more

Pulled pork piled high on a homemade cornbread bun and then covered with chili and topped with bacon and cheese.

Every bite makes Moochelle cry into her feed bag.


Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 10:42 PM (4CSeG)

110
--Bwahahahaha! Which site was it?
The best is what I got from VDH: note the percentages
Blacks voted for a given Democrat president, then note the unemployment
rate among Blacks for said president. What was it, 95% support for
0bama for 26% unemployment???

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:34 PM

I was bombing them with stats from Jay Cost, my absolute favorite geek. Ninety percent of Black conservatives voted for Kerry in 2008. No, not brainwashed at all. Cost had a quote from Lou Stokes's autobiography in which he f*ck-out said "I can take the most extreme late-term pro-abortion stance despite my pro-life constituents because they'll vote for me no matter what." The Black lefties against me tried to talk it down.

It was the political thread on a profession-oriented website that's mostly about the writing, editing, and publishing industry. I wandered in there a few weeks ago and got stuck.

Posted by: Shamu the Killer Whale at October 01, 2011 10:43 PM (ymPoE)

111 Has anyone ever asked one of the Rage hippies if they have a debit card? Or a bank account?

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 10:43 PM (OhYCU)

112 sock fail, shamu did not go to a publishing site

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:43 PM (ymPoE)

113 hope this fine Caturday went good for you.


Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 10:37 PM (SzFCo)
Yeah, it was fuckin' brutal. Yesterday it rained here and I went, oh, shit, I have got to get my cold-weather wardrobe together. I have been shopping all day, something I hate worse than anything I can think of, I'm very bad at it and do it very rarely. So, I spent an embarrassingly large chunk of change and have some pretty cool stuff to show for it. Including two new pairs of stompy boots. There's one more item o' clothing I need, then I'm done for the year. But, jeebus, I don't understand how anyone actually enjoys the experience. And, lol, I haven't even actually paid for it yet.

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:44 PM (/ybwc)

114 Posted by: F Thomas Throckmorton, Democrat Operative at October 01, 2011 10:38 PM (Lt/Za)
well in Moron land, i'll call that a good day.

Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 10:44 PM (SzFCo)

115 Mason jars are inferior. Grain alcohol should always be guzzled from a Ball jar.

Posted by: Taxpayer at October 01, 2011 10:46 PM (NpmCe)

116 So men actually write letters like that, huh?

Who knew?

Posted by: As If! at October 01, 2011 10:46 PM (piMMO)

117 106
Modified serenity prayer:

LOL!!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:46 PM (/ybwc)

118 Bomberette's half-birthday was yesterday. Hard to believe it's been six months since I met that child.

More importantly, she's no longer a heathen as of today.

Today she got baptized.
Here's the whole happy family.
Here she is with her big brother.

Good day today.

Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 10:46 PM (hevAG)

119 Damn, I wish I got this zombie thing. So many morons seem to get so much enjoyment out of it. Dead people who eat live people! It's unendingly intriguing!
In my day, we put zombie moviesin the same category as Giant Insect Movies. What I'm saying is: Bring back Giant Insect Movies.

Posted by: CJ at October 01, 2011 10:47 PM (9G+G5)

120 Oh Kratos. You have some competition (besides Gene). My youngest son was watching Netflixs, and asked me if I knew who KISS was. I noted he was watching the Gene Simmons reality show. Answered, Yup, I do (I am aging myself, I know). He asked if I knew who Shannon Tweed was. Yup, I answered. He gave me a 12 year old boysmile, and said "I do, too". I think he has caught the Shannon Tweed bug.

Posted by: Boys are .... at October 01, 2011 10:47 PM (rZZA3)

121
Modified serenity prayer:

Bumper-sticker-worthy!

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 10:48 PM (ymPoE)

122 Congrats Bomber, Nice pics, nice family.

Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 10:49 PM (MtwBb)

123 Good day today.

Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 10:46 PM (hevAG)
Smiling and tearing up a little at the same time, Bomber. Thank you so much for sharing and congratulations on this milestone! What a beautiful family you guys are . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:49 PM (/ybwc)

124 115 Mason jars are inferior. Grain alcohol should always be guzzled from a Ball jar.
Posted by: Taxpayer at October 01, 2011 10:46 PM (NpmCe)
--Heh, reminds me: Anyone else catch Parks and Recreation this week? Ron Swanson's mom kicks ass.

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 10:50 PM (QaKuj)

125 Thats right. Being a human freakshow is not enough for this guy. Hes
also a wannabe vampire. Since he was arrested in Massachusetts, I
figure hell be eligible for furlough in about a year.

I have a feeling the Hell's Angels will be waiting to throw him a little get out of jail party when he gets out. They're not the types to let the murder of three of their gang slide

Posted by: kbdabear at October 01, 2011 10:51 PM (Y+DPZ)

126 Good Work Bomber.

Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 10:51 PM (4CSeG)

127 Bomber, you're rich in all the most important things! What a beautiful family.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 10:51 PM (SsG4J)

128 well Peach, if theres one thing i have learned around here....... the Ettes love stompy boots and always need more..........

Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 10:51 PM (SzFCo)

129 Congrats Bomber--keep up the good work!

Posted by: Hrothgar at October 01, 2011 10:52 PM (i3+c5)

130 stompy boots.

It's what's for dessert.

Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 10:52 PM (4CSeG)

131
Posted by: Boys are .... at October 01, 2011 10:47 PM (rZZA3)
Thanks for that story, . If he likes her now...oh boy, he should have seen her 10, 15, even 20 years ago!
I'd have a lot of completion, particularly from men of my own age. This wedding broke a lot of hearts.
As you probably guessed, my first introduction to Shannon Tweed was from a movie less "innocent" than that reality TV show.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 10:52 PM (c0A3e)

132 Has anyone checked on chemjeff, The cornholers are sucking tonight.

Posted by: robtr at October 01, 2011 10:53 PM (MtwBb)

133 Football update, Badgers are just hammering Nebraska now.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 01, 2011 10:53 PM (GZitp)

134 130 stompy boots.

It's what's for dessert.
Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 10:52 PM (4CSeG)

And tan stompy boots are what's for desert.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:54 PM (bxiXv)

135 Hi all! Good evening!


Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 01, 2011 10:54 PM (qjUnn)

136 Hey, JJS! Happy Caturday!

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 10:55 PM (/ybwc)

137 And tan stompy boots are what's for desert.

I LOL'ed. And I am ok with it.

Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 10:56 PM (4CSeG)

138 There is no Mason Jar Company. It's a generic term, from the name of the original developer. Both Kerr and Ball "Mason" jars are products of Ball Aerospace.

You can't launch that capsule until you hear the hatch go "tink."

Posted by: comatus at October 01, 2011 10:57 PM (NA+Ul)

139 grain alcohol tastes best out of a gallon plastic jug

Posted by: Ma Bell at October 01, 2011 10:57 PM (kzFnw)

140 133 Football update, Badgers are just hammering Nebraska now.
Posted by: lowandslow at October 01, 2011 10:53 PM (GZitp)
GTFO Huskers. It's our turn in the barrel.

Posted by: Florida Gators at October 01, 2011 10:57 PM (QaKuj)

141 I just want to say, between you weirdos here and memebase, you have really helped my family get through this crazy last few weeks.

I'd fry you all some bacon if I could.

Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 10:57 PM (4CSeG)

142 We're trying to confuse the hell out of our kids. I'm Baptist, Mrs Bomber is Catholic. Bomber Jr was baptized by my Baptist preacher father but is going to Catholic school. Bomberette is already a Catholic. She was baptized wearing her Mommy's baptism gown, in the same church (also the same one we got married in).

Here's the FB galleries:

Bomber Jr (on the beach, during a tropical storm)
Bomberette

Don't know much about FB, but if that works, feel free to friend me.

Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 10:58 PM (hevAG)

143 Hi Peaches! Happy Caturday to you too!

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 01, 2011 10:58 PM (qjUnn)

144 67
Also KATEURDAY!



Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 10:23 PM (bxiXv)
She is quite the comely lass. But I still liked her best in that Underworld leather getup. Damn, is she really almost 38?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 01, 2011 10:59 PM (1+XRG)

145 what the fuckety fuck. 3rd and goal, and a bad snap??????

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 11:00 PM (RK/k+)

146
Answer: Ball jars

Question: What happens when you move your head


Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 11:00 PM (OhYCU)

147 Merovign, the little cheetah baby is soooooo cute!


Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 11:01 PM (/ybwc)

148 77
Our scene: Kratos, aged six and one-half years, engrossed in God-only-knows-what-video-game. Suddenly, he stops, looks up and
exclaims, to no one in particular, "Shannon Tweed, I will make you mine
or I will die trying!"

Posted by: No Whining at October 01, 2011 10:28 PM (Ulyg2)
The Skinemax version.Kratos, aged 17 years, 364 days, is engrossed in playing "Leisure Suit Larry", when on the old Philco tv Shannon Tweed appears in a bathing suit that leaves very little to the imagination. At this point, young Kratos decides to head to Hollywood to find and woo the siren. Kratos and his two best friends hop in the old Biscayne for said roadtrip that finds them running into all sorts of young ladies with ample bosoms that are barely constrained by skimpy bikini tops.Upon arrival in Hollywood, our hero finds out that Miss Tweed is protected by all sorts of bodyguards that thwart any contact with her. Discouraged, Kratos is seen by the pool of the hotel he and his buddies are staying at, when all of a sudden, the pool cleaner offers him a job, the job, cleaning pools. Kratos jumps at the chance, and goes over right away to start on the first pool.Upon his arrival, he gets to work, not even realizing who owns the house. As he is pulling his hose out of the pool, the homeowner asks if he would like to use his hose on her pool table, the homeowner, Miss Tweed. As we go to credits, the big smile on Kratos' face changes to his vinegar face.And Scene.

Posted by: MrCaniac, Executive Producer at October 01, 2011 11:03 PM (eKuOw)

149 "Grain alcohol should always be guzzled from a Ball jar""




I use it to make shellac for french polishing. (ducks)

Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2011 11:03 PM (FMbng)

150
So you've heard all the crazy talk from loony liberals? Well, maybe not yet. There's a lot more crazy waiting in the wings.

Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 01, 2011 11:03 PM (Lt/Za)

151
Oh for f*x sakes Rick Perry.

Perry continued, In 2001, we had this choice: Are we going to
kick these children over to the curb and say you cannot have access to
college? Because the fact of the matter is theres no way they could pay
the out-of-state tuition. And are we going to have them on the
government dole over here because theyre not educated? Or are we going
to have them in our institutions of higher learning, paying in state
tuition, pursuing citizenship?




I think I'll go to Texas and just sit on the ground until someone gives me a home and a meal ticket. Because the fact of the matter is there's no way I can pay rent.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:03 PM (ymPoE)

152 TD Alabama

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 11:04 PM (OhYCU)

153 TD Tide!

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 11:04 PM (QaKuj)

154 LOLRozanus.

Is that thing still alive?

Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 11:05 PM (4CSeG)

155 I'd fry you all some bacon if I could.
Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 10:57 PM (4CSeG)

Oh, and we'd eat it, too!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 11:05 PM (bxiXv)

156 She is quite the comely lass. But I still liked her best in that Underworld leather getup. Damn, is she really almost 38?

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 01, 2011 10:59 PM (1+XRG)

Yeah, like that's gonna stop me!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 11:05 PM (bxiXv)

157 Because the fact of the matter is theres no way they could pay
the out-of-state tuition

Maybe his fatcat friends could pitch in and give them some money.

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 11:05 PM (OhYCU)

158 I think I'll go to Texas and just sit on the ground until someone gives
me a home and a meal ticket. Because the fact of the matter is there's
no way I can pay rent.

Yeah. Rick Perry is toast at this rate. It is one thing to step on your dick in a debate, but to stage a Fred Astaire dance number on it for weeks is quite another.

Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 11:07 PM (4CSeG)

159 She is quite the comely lass. But I still liked her best in that Underworld leather getup. Damn, is she really almost 38?


Posted by: Ace's liver at October 01, 2011 10:59 PM (1+XRG)

Hmm

Posted by: Some Police Song at October 01, 2011 11:07 PM (FBr/C)

160 147 Merovign, the little cheetah baby is soooooo cute!

Posted by: Peaches at October 01, 2011 11:01 PM (/ybwc)

MOAR!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Obvious at October 01, 2011 11:07 PM (bxiXv)

161 SOON

Posted by: Cheetah baby at October 01, 2011 11:08 PM (4CSeG)

162 Has anyone ever asked one of the Rage hippies if they have a debit card? Or a bank account?

No need. They live off mom and dad's AMEX.

Posted by: Alex at October 01, 2011 11:08 PM (r9Nf8)

163 Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth
Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 01, 2011 11:03 PM (Lt/Za)

So, has Roseanne Barr given up her wealth yet?

Posted by: Eager Cartel Executioner with a Chainsaw at October 01, 2011 11:09 PM (bxiXv)

164 I want a hundred million dollars, Kate Beckinsale, and a baby Cheetah.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:10 PM (bxiXv)

165 @150... geesh...

When the hell did leftist become this bold ?

Behead bankers? She is insane.. just like all liberals.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 01, 2011 11:11 PM (qjUnn)

166 So when does Ace get back from his malaise? I mean vacation.

Posted by: simplemind at October 01, 2011 11:11 PM (za3QZ)

167 Looks like the Badger O-line has worn down down Nebraska's defense, if Wisconsin don't let off the gas this could get ugly.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 01, 2011 11:11 PM (GZitp)

168 And yes, ultimately, "progressives" will kill you if you don't obey.

History is fairly clear on this point.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:11 PM (bxiXv)

169 I want a golden chariot pulled by armored Honey Badgers and a helmet with a platform for a baby cheetah to sit. And a mini-gun.

Posted by: Cheetah baby at October 01, 2011 11:12 PM (4CSeG)

170
The ass kicking revolution draws closer and closer and closer.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 01, 2011 11:12 PM (Lt/Za)

171 You have happy kids, bomber, congrats.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2011 11:13 PM (8MPk4)

172
Answer: High speed trains

Question: When the hell did leftist become this bold ?

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 11:13 PM (OhYCU)

173 Scratch a lefty, find a psycho.

Posted by: sifty knows he da ho. at October 01, 2011 11:13 PM (4CSeG)

174
Posted by: MrCaniac, Executive Producer at October 01, 2011 11:03 PM (eKuOw)
Here's my response to the end of that scene.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 11:13 PM (c0A3e)

175 ""So you've heard all the crazy talk from loony liberals? Well, maybe not yet. There's a lot more crazy waiting in the wings.""

Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth





These people are fucking insane. Do they really fucking think when push comes to shove the armed sector of the population is gonna let them do anything remotely close to the shit they spew?

It scared the japanese from invading the US, compared to them the libs aren't a flea on a frog's ass.

Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2011 11:14 PM (FMbng)

176
A few years ago, in a philosophy class, I was asked by the professor to give an example of pseudo-egoism as defined by Nietzsche. I answered that the black's unquestioning devotion to the Democrat party had led to them receiving nothing exceptbeing taken for granted by the Democrat party power-brokersbut they are convinced that conservatives and Republicans are evil racists.
Hilarity then ensued when I told the young kids in class that the Civil Rights Act of 1964 would not have passed without Republicans and about 80% of Republicans voted for the bill compared to about 60% of the Democrats. Surprisingly, the professor didn't try to shut me down even though he was an avowed communist.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at October 01, 2011 11:14 PM (M0NzJ)

177 FL looks like a high school team compared to AL

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 11:14 PM (OhYCU)

178 Oh, and I want the Mythbusters to stop screwing up the gun segments on their show.

Oh, I almost forgot: world peace.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:15 PM (bxiXv)

179 Heh. I love it that Arhooley takes it to the leftosphere.
I read your blog in the past Arhooley - you're a good writer. Bottom line, they ban you 'cause you're smart than they are.

Posted by: Jade Sea at October 01, 2011 11:15 PM (IdPEP)

180 TD, backup RB Tide!

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 11:16 PM (QaKuj)

181 AL is instilling fear throughout the country

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 11:16 PM (OhYCU)

182
The next animal to join my dog Elvis and cat Gizmo will be the miniature giraffe from the Direct TV ad. I'll name her Scarlett.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 01, 2011 11:17 PM (Lt/Za)

183 Oh, I almost forgot: world peace.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:15 PM (bxiXv)

Me too!

Posted by: Mummar Qaddafi at October 01, 2011 11:17 PM (FBr/C)

184 Oh, I almost forgot: world peace.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:15 PM (bxiXv)

Word

Posted by: The Dude formerly known as Ron Artest at October 01, 2011 11:18 PM (QaKuj)

185 183 Oh, I almost forgot: world peace.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:15 PM (bxiXv)

I second

Posted by: B. Assad at October 01, 2011 11:19 PM (wY55N)

186 I read your blog in the past Arhooley - you're a good writer. Bottom line, they ban you 'cause you're smart than they are.

Posted by: Jade Sea at October 01, 2011 11:15 PM

Jade Sea that's sweet, thanks. Here's something funny: I have a wild tangle of google accounts from my cycle of registering on lefty sites, getting banned, creating another google i.d., and coming back to torment them as someone else. A few weeks ago I decided to start managing all these crazy stray useless google i.d.s and I accidentally deleted the account that had all my blogs!!! I'm such a narcissist that I fetched a bunch of content out of the google cache and I'll probably reconstitute them over the next few weeks.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:20 PM (ymPoE)

187 Our son just put my wife, his Mother, in time out. Counted her to three and made her go in the room.

Trying not to laugh and draw her attention.

She doesn't know whether to laugh, cry, or get pissed.

Classic.

Posted by: sifty knows he da ho. at October 01, 2011 11:20 PM (4CSeG)

188 All right, time to get away for a round of Civ IV with my buddies. I gotta enjoy it while I can before li'l logprof comes along. . . .

Posted by: logprof at October 01, 2011 11:20 PM (QaKuj)

189 I just said "World Peace" because I figured Kate Beckinsale would like that one.

To be honest.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:20 PM (bxiXv)

190 arhooley is pretty damn sharp. Seems nice too by all accounts.

Posted by: sifty knows he da ho. at October 01, 2011 11:21 PM (4CSeG)

191 Last night I did something I've never done before. I watched the video of the two Mexican Zetas being beheaded, one with a chainsaw and the other with a knife. I've never watched a beheading video before. I watched this one because the two men killed were criminals themselves.

I wouldn't recommend watching it, but the thing that really got me--other than the sight of two men being beheaded--was that the victims showed absolutely no fear or emotion whatsoever. They were completely passive and stolid. They were sitting shirtless on the ground with their arms tied behind them. The chainsaw was fired up in front of the first man, and he calmly watched it come at him. He was killed with two strokes, but other than a brief grimace, he had no reaction.

The second victim was the nephew of the first man. He watched the chainsaw beheading with no emotion, even though his uncle fell against him. The nephew may even have been cut on the arm by the chainsaw. When it was the nephew's turn, he was killed with a knife, but other than a brief retching sound, he showed no reaction as his head was cut off. Most of the actual beheading was done out of view of the camera.

As I said, I never watched such a video before, and I won't watch another. I think this video is going to lead to even more atrocities, because the victims didn't seem to be in much pain at all. Maybe they were so desensitized by doing such things themselves or watching such videos that they didn't put any value even on their own lives. This video made beheading seem like not such a bad thing for either the victims or the perpetrators.

If you must watch a beheading video, this is the one, because there are no screams or even apparent discomfort, and the men killed were monsters themselves. It was an utterly surreal, horrifying experience to watch such a thing. I don't regret it, but once is enough.

Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 11:21 PM (jbgd3)

192 SCOAMF strikes again. http://tinyurl.com/scoamf

Posted by: NotAMolly Hobbitton resident at October 01, 2011 11:21 PM (ADJFU)

193
Rick Perry is toast at this rate. It is one thing to
step on your dick in a debate, but to stage a Fred Astaire dance number
on it for weeks is quite another.

Posted by: sifty at October 01, 2011 11:07 PM

I wonder how Christie is going to manage the dick-stepping dance. I guess he'll have to use a mirror since he can't see his feet.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:22 PM (ymPoE)

194 "Roseanne Barr: Behead Bankers, Rich Who Won't Give Up Wealth"

Everyone in Roseanne's family knows her to be nuts. Parents, sister, ex husbands. Someone once asked her sister why she treats people the way she does, and her sister's response was "Because she can."

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2011 11:22 PM (8MPk4)

195 My To Do List Today:
1. Eat an ice cream cone without having to try to lick my own elbow
2. Sing while drunk
3. Say "This is a big f'n deal on camera again
4. Remember to call Jill "Doctor" not just "Jill"
5. Crib a speech from Neil Kinnock. Boy howdy can that guy write!
6. Wipe. Remember to wipe.

Posted by: Big F'n deal Joe Biden at October 01, 2011 11:24 PM (IdPEP)

196
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at October 01, 2011 11:14 PM

Thanks to that beautiful story, I'ma roust the cat off my lap and get another beer and stay a bit.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:25 PM (ymPoE)

197 192 SCOAMF strikes again. http://tinyurl.com/scoamf
Posted by: NotAMolly Hobbitton resident at October 01, 2011 11:21 PM (ADJFU)

Did they boo the soldier or the question? It matters.

I didn't see the debate, for some reason *only* political streaming videos never work for me, all my cat videos work fine.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:25 PM (bxiXv)

198 That's not a cat

Posted by: cherry pi, terrorist hostage taking SOB at October 01, 2011 11:26 PM (OhYCU)

199 I wonder how Christie is going to manage the dick-stepping dance. I
guess he'll have to use a mirror since he can't see his feet.

I just hope Obama loses. Every day I just hope that SCoaMF loses big.

I don't care who beats him.

Posted by: sifty knows he da ho. at October 01, 2011 11:27 PM (4CSeG)

200 Scratch a lefty, find a psycho.




Slit the throat of a rightist and bathe in their blood.

Posted by: Katrina vanden Heuvel at October 01, 2011 11:27 PM (MwTP4)

201 My to-do list:

1. Conquer a small Latin-American country.
2. Build a secret base in an extinct volcano.
3. Launch several orbital weapons platforms.
4. Blackmail the world, demanding 100 million dollars, Kate Beckinsale, and a baby cheetah.
5. Pay phone bill.
6. Order minor parts for Volvo.
7. Comparison-shop for tires.
8. Call Grandmama.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:28 PM (bxiXv)

202 MSM will gush over Christie for a while. The NEW kid always gets a lot of attention. Then they will rip him apart. However, if they get a call from Carney at WH to take it easy on him because a real conservative might pull ahead, well.... we shall see. I am a pessimist. I call all things political usually dead-on.

Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 01, 2011 11:29 PM (rZZA3)

203 Slit the throat of a rightist and bathe in their blood.

BOOM! SPLAT!
trickle trickle

Posted by: Weather Underground Bomb Squad at October 01, 2011 11:30 PM (4CSeG)

204 192
SCOAMF strikes again. http://tinyurl.com/scoamf

Kudos on your inspired use of the tiny URL "custom alias" feature.

He sounds desperate, doesn't he? Crazy Rosanne sounds desperate, doesn't she? The losers infesting Wall St, and their cheerleader, late in the Wall-St-Loser thread today, insisting that this is an Important Protest (I think he even likened it to the French Revolution). They all sound desperate. I take these as hopeful signs that we will be rid of the SCOAMF in (consults Obama Clock iPhone app) 476 more days.

Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 11:30 PM (2IW5Q)

205
Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 11:21 PM

I forced myself to watch the Daniel Pearl beheading. I wanted to know those animals.

I guess I interpret the flat, emotionless thing differently from you, Llarry. I would guess the more effective beheading videos would be the ones where it looks awful, painful, horrid, so as to scare people off.

Very weird the guys were so calm. Maybe they'd been deprived of sleep, beaten, maybe they were drugged.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:32 PM (ymPoE)

206 Desperation in hippies is downright intoxicating.


Posted by: sifty has regained that lovin feeling at October 01, 2011 11:32 PM (4CSeG)

207 193
I wonder how
Christie is going to manage the dick-stepping dance. I guess he'll have
to use a mirror since he can't see his feet.

If Christie has any sense, he won't get in. His whole appeal is based on his awesome "I mean what I say, and it will happen because I say it will" story. After his emphatic denials, to get in now would be to negate his best personal narrative.

Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 11:33 PM (2IW5Q)

208
"Because she can."

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2011 11:22 PM

An echo of the Cigar-in-Chief.

Can you imagine what Rosie O'Donnell is like? Shudder to think.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:34 PM (ymPoE)

209 I forced myself to watch the Daniel Pearl beheading. I wanted to know those animals. I
guess I interpret the flat, emotionless thing differently from you,
Llarry. I would guess the more effective beheading videos would be the
ones where it looks awful, painful, horrid, so as to scare people off. Very weird the guys were so calm. Maybe they'd been deprived of sleep, beaten, maybe they were drugged.

Same here. No sense fighting something you can't look at.
I figure the cowards drugged them so they wouldn't fight back.
Or the victims were just wanting it to be over.

Shock and disbelief have to come in somewhere in there too.

Posted by: sifty has regained that lovin feeling at October 01, 2011 11:34 PM (4CSeG)

210 What's the history behind the mu.nu domain? It seems like it would be obscure, yet many conservative blogs?

Posted by: Trench Report at October 01, 2011 11:34 PM (b9f1E)

211 210 What's the history behind the mu.nu domain? It seems like it would be obscure, yet many conservative blogs?
Posted by: Trench Report at October 01, 2011 11:34 PM (b9f1E)

Never Ask That Question!

Posted by: Ambassador Kosh at October 01, 2011 11:37 PM (bxiXv)

212 When a mu and a nu meet and find they love each other very much...

Posted by: sifty has regained that lovin feeling at October 01, 2011 11:38 PM (4CSeG)

213
If Christie has any sense, he won't get in. His
whole appeal is based on his awesome "I mean what I say, and it will
happen because I say it will" story. After his emphatic denials, to get
in now would be to negate his best personal narrative.

Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 11:33 PM

Totally agree. And I think he has work to do in New Jersey.

I also think -- and this is completely independent of my fondness for Palin -- that if she announces that she's NOT getting in, her power will go POOF. Her entire threat/appeal is based on the possibility that she'll gain access to the levers of formal power. If she says she's not interested, her threat level goes down to white and no one tunes in.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:38 PM (ymPoE)

214 Never Ask That Question!

Do not argue with the spam , it only makes it angry .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 01, 2011 11:38 PM (npr0X)

215 Roseann Barr thinks bankers should be beheaded.
I have a differentidea. If the left plans to resume beheading as a state duty, let's start with with the worthless, leftist entertainment/ infotainment millionaires who, unlike people who work in a bank, have not done anything importantto earn their pay.
They have millions, hate America, despise their fellow Americansand have made no real contribution to the country. Start there,mmmmkay? Ms. Barr - I'm looking at you.

Posted by: Jade Sea at October 01, 2011 11:39 PM (IdPEP)

216 210
What's the history behind the mu.nu domain? It seems like it would be obscure, yet many conservative blogs?


Posted by: Trench Report at October 01, 2011 11:34 PM (b9f1E)
First rule of mu.nu is you dont talk about mu.nu.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 01, 2011 11:39 PM (qjUnn)

217 time for bed, but IOWAHAWK was on fire today on twitter.
One of my favorites, directed towards the Occupy Wall Street crap

Keep hope alive! After all, a vegan failed artist and street organizer overthrew the financial plutocrats of 1930 Germany.

Posted by: Ben at October 01, 2011 11:40 PM (tEGzl)

218 Sifty is very complimentary of Merovign.

Posted by: I know about hash at October 01, 2011 11:40 PM (rZZA3)

219
I call all things political usually dead-on.

Posted by: LonelyConservativeIn MI at October 01, 2011 11:29 PM

Dude! really? What's your take on Palin? On 2012? You been readin' up on Operation Fast and Furious?

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:40 PM (ymPoE)

220 If she says she's not interested, her threat level goes down to white and no one tunes in.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:38 PM (ymPoE)
I think it is the opposite. If she endorses someone else she becomes the king maker and gets her voice heard by whoever she picks.
If she gets in, it is win or go back to the minor leagues.Imagine if Palin picks Perry? Suddenly he's got momentum again.Cain? The surge continues.Bachmann? Girl Power Baby.
Romney (ack)? The Republicans rally around Mr My Turn

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 11:42 PM (FBr/C)

221 Here's my response to the end of that scene.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 11:13 PM (c0A3e)
You wouldn't want to engage in decadence with Miss Tweed?

Posted by: MrCaniac, Executive Producer at October 01, 2011 11:43 PM (eKuOw)

222 not pregnant?

Posted by: Jose at October 01, 2011 11:43 PM (WTNJJ)

223
Roseann Barr thinks bankers should be beheaded.

I guess she keeps all her money in the form of cash under her bed then. She wouldn't want any evil bankers keeping it safe for her or god forbid sitting in an interest-bearing account.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:43 PM (ymPoE)

224 Daniel Pearl looked to me like he was unconscious, or already dead. But the one I saw was very choppy, do maybe it had been edited.

Nick Berg's was awful.

Zeta are tough. I suspect it would be a badge of honor to them not to show any fear. I thought Saddam Hussein died like a man, and I'm not ashamed to say it. They were taunting him, and he gave back as good as he got.

Some men, unspeakable bastards and animals though they may be, just have that kind raw courage, and probably an excess of testosterone....I'm guessing it's a contributing factor in their ability to be brutal dictators and savages.

I often think about what kind of good these kinds of men could have accomplished had they not turned to evil.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 11:43 PM (SsG4J)

225 I guess I interpret the flat, emotionless thing differently from you,
Llarry. I would guess the more effective beheading videos would be the
ones where it looks awful, painful, horrid, so as to scare people off.

Well, I never watched a beheading video before because I didn't want to see suffering. There was no suffering in this Mexican video. It was exactly like a video game where you kill shambling zombies that don't seem to mind when you carve off big hunks of them.

The video-game quality of this footage makes it much more likely that it'll be repeated and then topped. It was so low key that the horror of what actually happened was very muted.

Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 11:44 PM (jbgd3)

226
not pregnant?

Posted by: Jose at October 01, 2011 11:43 PM

Not workee.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:44 PM (ymPoE)

227 Blackmail the world, demanding 100 million dollars, Kate Beckinsale, and a baby cheetah.
You know, Dick Cheney uses a fully grown cougar, so I don't think Kate will be all that impressed.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 01, 2011 11:44 PM (7EV/g)

228 Sifty is very complimentary of Merovign.

what is that I don't even....

Posted by: sifty has regained that lovin feeling at October 01, 2011 11:45 PM (4CSeG)

229
Nick Berg's was awful.

Oh wait, that's the one I saw.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:45 PM (ymPoE)

230 218 Sifty is very complimentary of Merovign.
Posted by: I know about hash at October 01, 2011 11:40 PM (rZZA3)

I would like a complimentary Kate Beckinsale, please.

(And for keen observers of Merovignia, no, I don't know what brought on the KB mania. The heart wants what the heart wants. And the same applies to certain other body parts.)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:46 PM (bxiXv)

231
It is the crew of the Jolly Roger "I.T' Division that I greet Hale an Fair Thee Well?

Posted by: Richard at October 01, 2011 11:47 PM (mRRji)

232 OOPs. Too much grenache. I meant arhooly. My bad.

Posted by: I know about hash at October 01, 2011 11:47 PM (rZZA3)

233 worthless, leftist entertainment/ infotainment millionaires who, unlike
people who work in a bank, have not done anything importantto earn
their pay.

I think that is why most of the them seem to hate the system that made them rich.

Your average self made millionaire had to work hard to get there. Long hours, a high level of skill, some new idea or breakthrough.

Your average celebrity? Generally his/her ticket was a relative, good looks, or a good performance on the casting couch. As with any good liberal, the amount of projection involved in their hatred is astounding.




Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 11:48 PM (FBr/C)

234 You know, Dick Cheney uses a fully grown cougar, so I don't think Kate will be all that impressed.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at October 01, 2011 11:44 PM (7EV/g)

I am not looking to leave a trail of bodies behind me wherever I go. Any more.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 01, 2011 11:49 PM (bxiXv)

235 You wouldn't want to engage in decadence with Miss Tweed?

Much like when the Ork Warlord Ghazghkull captured and then released Commissar Yarrick, I would realize that it is the pursuit of Miss Tweed that defines me and that everybody needs something that they pursue and yet never attain, in order to improve themselves.

That... or I misinterpreted what the "vinegar face" was. I thought you put in a twist where I was at a different Tweed home than THE Shannon Tweed home.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 11:49 PM (c0A3e)

236 Your average celebrity? Generally his/her ticket was a relative, good looks, or a good performance on the casting couch.

So WTF happened with Roseanne?

Posted by: Bomber at October 01, 2011 11:49 PM (hevAG)

237 I didnt watch either Pearl or Berg.
Cant do it.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 01, 2011 11:50 PM (qjUnn)

238 those moos limbs are animals

I like to watch jihadi man take 2 to the chest and one to the head.

but I'm a simpleton...

Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 11:52 PM (gvKUn)

239 Zeta are tough. I suspect it would be a badge of honor to them not to show any fear.

That's a possibility, too. Still, if someone started up a chainsaw right in my face and then moved it toward me, I don't think I could keep from flinching or blinking.

The other day I watched The Godfather Part II on DVD and saw something I hadn't seen before: In the scene where Robert DeNiro puts the gun in the mouth of the dead Don Fanucci and pulls the trigger, the actor--Gastone Moschine--blinks and flinches. He can't help himself.

These two Mexicans actually being killed violently and painfully showed less of a reaction than that actor. Incredible. They didn't seem drugged, either, because they were questioned before they were killed.

Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 11:52 PM (jbgd3)

240
I think it is the opposite. If she endorses someone else she becomes the
king maker and gets her voice heard by whoever she picks.

She becomes a kingmaker and probably gets her voice heard but it's not mandatory -- but she's no threat to the left and no mystery to the right from that point on. She might keep getting Hannity appearances, but I think most people tune in now just to hear how she weasels away from the question of whether she's running. Once that's answered, poof. She's just another Facebooking, book-writing, Hannity-chatting polibrity.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:53 PM (ymPoE)

241 Much like when the Ork Warlord Ghazghkull captured and then released
Commissar Yarrick, I would realize that it is the pursuit of Miss Tweed
that defines me and that everybody needs something that they pursue and
yet never attain, in order to improve themselves.

NERDSSSSS!

Posted by: Some Ogre at October 01, 2011 11:53 PM (FBr/C)

242
Posted by: Llarry at October 01, 2011 11:44 PM (jbgd3)
IIRC, in medieval times, when royalty were executed, they were beheaded because it caused the least amount of suffering (because it was done correctly) while commoners were executed by strangulation. Remember that scene in Braveheart where William Wallace was mercifully executed by beheading after being disemboweled?

With that being said, what happened to Nick Berg and other victims of Islamist terror doesn't count as a "merciful" execution because the Islamists used rusty knives to behead their victims, thus sawing through the head in order to produce pain and shock value.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 11:53 PM (c0A3e)

243 gah
that game was awful
I don't mind so much that the Huskers lost to Wisconsin - it is a very fine team, they are a quality football program, they've only lost like once in the last 20 games? they are a great program
I am just so disappointed that it was a 30-point blowout and that the Huskers made so many mental mistakes.
3 interceptions is inexcusable.

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 11:54 PM (s7mIC)

244 IIRC, the only truly horrifying thing you really see in Pearl's is them holding his head afterwards. I mean, it's pathetic and heartbreaking to listen to him as they make him talk, knowing what's coming, but I don't remember the actual beheading being shown...again, I may have seen an edited version.

I have a high tolerance for gore, though. Worked in a hospital ER for years, grew up in the country, and have attended many a death bed.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 11:54 PM (SsG4J)

245 remember that recent 'suspend democracy' crap? I guarantee (a la Justin Wilson) that we'll hear more and more of this as the election gets closer. Even if its just an attempt to normalize that sort of talk.

Posted by: Trench Report at October 01, 2011 11:55 PM (b9f1E)

246 Good news, morons. PETA is coming to the rescue of our good friend, The Chicken. A couple stories down in Weasel Zippers.
Oh, and if you're turned on by the picture, GET HELP!

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2011 11:55 PM (8MPk4)

247 has anyone hit you tube tonght? is it not working right for just me?

Posted by: Racefan at October 01, 2011 11:56 PM (SzFCo)

248 That's a possibility, too. Still, if someone started up a chainsaw right
in my face and then moved it toward me, I don't think I could keep from
flinching or blinking.

Historically, torture (far worse then a mere beheading) and death awaited any warrior captured by the enemy. And anything other then fighting to the end or stoic acceptance were considered dishonorable.

Reading a little American Indian history for example, why not just fight tot he end? A smashed skull couldn't be anywhere near as bad as the fate that awaited you when you got back to the enemy camp...

I'm guessing that the notion that trained fighters turn into jelly in this sort of situation is a bit of Hollywood and a bit of the change in modern western society...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 01, 2011 11:57 PM (FBr/C)

249
IIRC, the only truly horrifying thing you really see in Pearl's is them holding his head afterwards.

You see them going at him and sawing, and -- the really awful thing -- you hear his hideous screams. Then his screams stop and you see his head.

Posted by: arhooley at October 01, 2011 11:58 PM (ymPoE)

250 whatever on the beheadings...

hit a zeta or a jihadi with a .300 Win Mag round at 600 yards and the just stop.

fucking fuckers!

PS. always carry a weapon

word!

Posted by: jake at October 01, 2011 11:58 PM (gvKUn)

251 205I forced myself to watch the Daniel Pearl beheading. I wanted to know those animals.

I found that I could not do that. I guess I need something in the way of a hopeful narrative to watch such things. So the only one I've watched was the thoroughly admirable "I'll show you how an Italian dies" guy.

Posted by: Splunge at October 01, 2011 11:58 PM (2IW5Q)

252 They didn't seem drugged, either

I don't see the beheaders allowing their victims the luxury of being drugged, unless it made their jobs easier, I suppose.

And heck yea, I have to assume I'd be flinching and peeing myself once I heard that saw start up. I'd like to think I woudn't give them the satisfaction of seeing me frightened, but come on....

Posted by: MissTammy at October 01, 2011 11:59 PM (SsG4J)

253
I will forego the usual taste testing by my cabin boy and just dive right in to the ONT pie....HHhhmmmm...tastes just like......drum beats on the horizon.
They are testing the perimeter and on the 1st day of October.
"An American Autumn....he said that, "An American Autumn."
Synom. with...Fall.....must buy more 7.62 it would appear and maybe some grape-shot for the 9 pounder on the roof. Just for fun you see...

Posted by: Richard at October 01, 2011 11:59 PM (mRRji)

254 Two hundred fifty-third!

Posted by: Hi Andrew Breitbart! at October 02, 2011 12:00 AM (9F2c1)

255 I didnt watch either Pearl or Berg. Cant do it.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 01, 2011 11:50 PM (qjUnn)
I'm with you. I can't watch the inhumanity - I never want to be inured to it. My son asks how I, who hate gory movies, can walk into the OR and see a patient with his chest filleted open. It's a different attitude, I tell him. In the OR, everyone there wants the patient to survive and thrive. We're rooting for him, protecting himand and want to do our best for him in every way.
I find the inhumanity and disrespect for life by those who post these murder videos disgusting. (so you know my comments about beheading are bullshit. I wouldn't have anyone, including Barr beheaded. Just flagellating her for her hypocrisy and craziness.)

Posted by: Jade Sea at October 02, 2011 12:00 AM (IdPEP)

256 I'm guessing that the notion that trained fighters turn into jelly in
this sort of situation is a bit of Hollywood and a bit of the change in
modern western society...

America has gone soft.

Posted by: SCoaMF at October 02, 2011 12:01 AM (hevAG)

257 Damn, I thought waiting until the 200s instead of trying to ring in first would work.

Posted by: Hi Andrew Breitbart! at October 02, 2011 12:01 AM (9F2c1)

258 119
Damn, I wish I got this zombie thing. So many morons seem to get so much enjoyment out of it. Dead people who eat live people! It's unendingly intriguing!
In my day, we put zombie movies in the same category as Giant Insect Movies. What I'm saying is: Bring back Giant Insect Movies. Posted by: CJ at October 01, 2011 10:47 PM (9G+G5) the rage about zombie movies is that a person can project whatever attributes they desire on the zombies, if you hate suburbia the zombies are suburbanites, if you hate socialism the zombies are socialists, zombies are the mindless, unknowable Other, humanoid, but not human and therefor safe to vent our anger frustration on.or maybe you're right - They Eat Brains!!!

Posted by: shoey at October 02, 2011 12:01 AM (m6OUa)

259 So the only one I've watched was the thoroughly admirable "I'll show you how an Italian dies" guy.

He was truly heroic.

arhooley, maybe I am confusing Danny's and Nick Berg's. And again, the one I saw may well have been edited. I do recall Nick Berg's ( or the one I thought was is his) involving sawing and screaming.

Jeez, what a topic, I'm sorry for taking it this far, y'all.


Posted by: MissTammy at October 02, 2011 12:02 AM (SsG4J)

260 The average human has a threat awareness level at something like 50 yards.

Once you get outsied that, it is like a shooting gallery

Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 12:02 AM (gvKUn)

261 America has gone soft.

Posted by: SCoaMF at October 02, 2011 12:01 AM (hevAG)
Well...the problem with Obama's statement isn't that its true, but that he is a prime example of what it means that American has gone softAnd to give but one example of old school America...
I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country. --Nathan Hale

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2011 12:04 AM (FBr/C)

262
260
I like to apply my OODA loop on a daily basis while walking by the local StarPucks

Posted by: Richard at October 02, 2011 12:04 AM (mRRji)

263 dang, missed it by one.......... good luck next time.

Posted by: Racefan at October 02, 2011 12:04 AM (SzFCo)

264 So the only one I've watched was the thoroughly admirable "I'll show you how an Italian dies" guy.

They ever at least erect a statue for him in Italy?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2011 12:05 AM (FBr/C)

265 I don't ever want to be killed horribly. But if I am ever killed horribly, I want it to be after whoever kills me goes through shit like this.

I want the score in my favor when the lights go out.

That being said, I would much rather die in my sleep at the age of 121 with my great-grandchildren talking about what a great day they had at the old coot's place.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:05 AM (bxiXv)

266 can't believe I bought another DS (ie 3DS). I suck

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:06 AM (M8yfa)

267 here is an OODA loop to ponder.

Letting loose the USMC vs. the zetas and no pussy rules of engagement.

Me thinks 180 days and the zetas are done......

Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 12:06 AM (gvKUn)

268 man this world is so full of pain and suffering

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:07 AM (s7mIC)

269 The OODF loop.

O - Observe
O - Orient
D - Decide
F - F*ck 'em up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:07 AM (bxiXv)

270 Dude, you have more than one 3DS?

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:07 AM (s7mIC)

271
Good news, morons. PETA is coming to the rescue of our good friend, The Chicken. A couple stories down in Weasel Zippers. Oh, and if you're turned on by the picture, GET HELP!

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 01, 2011 11:55 PM

usually the just have their way with me. This time they made me pretend I was having the time of my life.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 02, 2011 12:08 AM (ymPoE)

272 ""Your average celebrity? Generally his/her ticket was a relative, good looks, or a good performance on the casting couch.

So WTF happened with Roseanne?""



SHE threatened to go nude if she didn't get the part.

Posted by: Berserker at October 02, 2011 12:08 AM (FMbng)

273 268 man this world is so full of pain and suffering

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:07 AM (s7mIC)

This is true. Most of it "avoidable but inevitable," even more sadly.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:08 AM (bxiXv)

274 Here's a zombie threat you all, it just struck me: Your Jovial Host is recreating, or what have you, and may have forgotten to assign a cob logger to post something obscure above the ONT every night, as has been our recent custom. Someone will have to step up to the plate.

We can't have the ONT's standards go all-to-hell. Oh, wait.

Posted by: comatus at October 02, 2011 12:08 AM (NA+Ul)

275 So, Hale's mentor wrote;

Hate of oppression's arbitrary plan, The love of freedom, and the
rights of man; A strong desire to save from slavery's chain The future
millions of the western main, And hand down safe, from men's invention
cleared, The sacred truths which all the just revered; For ends like
these, I wish to draw my breath,' He bravely cried, 'or dare encounter
death.' And when a cruel wretch pronounced his doom, Replied, 'Tis well,
for all is peace to come; The sacred cause for which I drew my sword
Shall yet prevail, and peace shall be restored. Ive served with zeal
the land that gave me birth, Fulfilled my course, and done my work on
earth; Have ever aimed to tread that shining road That leads a mortal to
the blessed God. I die resigned, and quit life's empty stage, For
brighter worlds my every wish engage; And while my body slumbers in the
dust, My soul shall join the assemblies of the just.

It is hard to believe how much we've changed as a country...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2011 12:08 AM (FBr/C)

276 264
So the only one I've watched was the thoroughly admirable "I'll show you how an Italian dies" guy.
They ever at least erect a statue for him in Italy?

I don't know whether to hope that they have done so, or to hope that every Italian walks around taking it for granted, and assuming that he would do as well in that position, as a matter of pride.

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2011 12:08 AM (2IW5Q)

277 the world has so much pain and suffering and I can't even get a BJ out of it
urgh

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:09 AM (s7mIC)

278 After all the heartbreak I went through to get the pus-filled sebacious bumps off my face with benzoyl peroxide, antibiotics, Retin-A, diet control, and steaming washcloth sessions three times a day - this biker mutant seeks it out?
I am depressed. Maybe the whole conservative platform, especially the Second Amendment stuff, has some reason for existing.
brb. Got tocheck something in the bathroom mirror.

Posted by: David Weigman, Journolist Ace Reporter at October 02, 2011 12:09 AM (SYrAh)

279 Me thinks 180 days and the zetas are done......
Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 12:06 AM (gvKUn)

You'd have to cripple *all* the cartels. It's so out of control there it's *already* a civil war, they just haven't admitted it yet.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:10 AM (bxiXv)

280 eh - it is fine with me if the ONT is just an open thread without all of the links to the funny articles
the links are cool, no doubt, but if they weren't there, it would be okay with me too

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:10 AM (s7mIC)

281 Rosanne Barr is the woman who during a TV interview once stated she had promised to buy her son a Lambourghini if he got good grades.
Yeah she hates rich people, just rich people who accomplish stuff and build things.

Posted by: Have Blue at October 02, 2011 12:11 AM (IKTC8)

282 Dude, you have more than one 3DS?


Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:07 AM (s7mIC)

nah, just the one. Gave my old DS to my nephew and bought a 3DS even though it has no games other than DS games.
oh, if you dig oldschool PC WRPGs, Steam has Avadon as their daily deal. Not Spiderweb's best game but a lot of fun and worth the $5

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:11 AM (M8yfa)

283 278brb. Got tocheck something in the bathroom mirror.

brb. Got to look up "sebacious." OK, done...ew.

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2011 12:11 AM (2IW5Q)

284 277 the world has so much pain and suffering and I can't even get a BJ out of it
urgh
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:09 AM (s7mIC)

Word.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:11 AM (bxiXv)

285 I am just so disappointed that it was a 30-point
blowout and that the Huskers made so many mental mistakes.3
interceptions is inexcusable.

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 01, 2011 11:54 PM (s7mIC)

Not to make things worse for you, right now Wisconsin has an average defense for the conference, you'll face better. Welcome to the Big Ten.

Posted by: lowandslow at October 02, 2011 12:12 AM (GZitp)

286
arhooley, maybe I am confusing Danny's and Nick Berg's.

I confused them. I watched Nick Berg and there was sawing and screaming.

Posted by: The Chicken at October 02, 2011 12:13 AM (ymPoE)

287 Dude, is it a first-person type of game? Because I can't play those, I get motion sickness

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:13 AM (s7mIC)

288 oh great, sock the chicken

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 12:13 AM (ymPoE)

289
Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:11 AM (M8yfa)
Dragon Quest IX!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 02, 2011 12:14 AM (c0A3e)

290 Not to make things worse for you,
right now Wisconsin has an average defense for the conference, you'll
face better. Welcome to the Big Ten.


Posted by: lowandslow at October 02, 2011 12:12 AM (GZitp)

makes me glad that we're not playing anyone good this year till the bowl games (where we will get blown out)

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:14 AM (M8yfa)

291 Letting loose the USMC vs. the zetas and no pussy rules of engagement.


The Taliban have told their bosses that they don't want to face U.S. Marines anymore, because the Marines "run toward the bullets."

The USMC is now teaching the Israeli Defense Forces MOUT (military operations on urban terrain). Prior to Operation Iraqi Freedom, we learned from the Israelis.

The USMC built a training camp in Israel and staffed it with Marine instructors. During Operation Cast Lead in Gaza, the Israelis lost only 13 men in combat while killing at least 700 Hamas terrorists.

Oorah!




Posted by: Llarry at October 02, 2011 12:15 AM (jbgd3)

292 Your rockin' the socks tonight, girl. Shamu, The Chicken, great stuff!

Posted by: MissTammy at October 02, 2011 12:15 AM (SsG4J)

293
265
Dear friend,
Recent tactile events may not give us of this age that pleasent option. May have to remove from that long locked box that what we swore would never see the light of day again for we wanted only a peaceful life after what most our age went through. Pray we not have to unlock that box...but swear we will if a time comes in this nation.

DAMN...must go to the orange tree...I do not want to think this manner of things... how BOUT THE KITTENS??

Posted by: Richard at October 02, 2011 12:15 AM (mRRji)

294 These people are fucking insane. Do they really
fucking think when push comes to shove the armed sector of the
population is gonna let them do anything remotely close to the shit they
spew?It scared the japanese from invading the US, compared to them the libs aren't a flea on a frog's ass.

Posted by: Berserker at October 01, 2011 11:14 PM (FMbng)
They actually do. A bunch of guys I grew up with are America hating Marxists, and they were discussing on Facebook about how they would basically be able to bum rush Tea Partiers homes because there would be no police because TPers hate police or something. I told them to come on over and try that at my house because if there was no police, then the gun laws would be very lax and I would have several 50 cals waiting for them. They were unamused and downright offended when I told them that their "Buck Fush" tshirts are not bulletproof.

Posted by: MrCaniac, at October 02, 2011 12:16 AM (eKuOw)

295
Your rockin' the socks tonight, girl.

If only I can remember to take the damn things off.

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 12:17 AM (ymPoE)

296 Dude, is it a first-person type of game? Because I can't play those, I get motion sickness


Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:13 AM (s7mIC)

nah, it's a isometric grid based rpg
Dragon Quest IX!


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 02, 2011 12:14 AM (c0A3e)

already own it. Also wasted $40 because I bought the new Shin Megami Tensei game because I was too fucking retarded to not realize that it's just Devil Survivor with 3D

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:17 AM (M8yfa)

297 Posted by: MrCaniac, at October 02, 2011 12:16 AM (eKuOw)

They don't call 'em Libtards for nothin'.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 02, 2011 12:18 AM (SsG4J)

298 *squirt*

Posted by: David Weigman, Leaning into the bathroom mirror at October 02, 2011 12:19 AM (SYrAh)

299 I don't know whether to hope that they have done so,
or to hope that every Italian walks around taking it for granted, and
assuming that he would do as well in that position, as a matter of
pride.

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2011 12:08 AM (2IW5Q)
I would argue that you can expect a society to produce the type of men and women it honors. Were I in the Italian government, this is the sort of example I would try to honor - very much like Nathan Hale...Looks like Silvio Berlusconi gave him a medal, but the Italian left doesn't think highly of Quattrocchi. Wiki says that little Isalmist Quisling Sgrena was especially critical.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2011 12:21 AM (FBr/C)

300 Posted by: David Weigman, Leaning into the bathroom mirror at October 02, 2011 12:19 AM (SYrAh)

I'm not sure what it says about me that I can talk about beheadings and even watch videos of them, but zit humor makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: MissTammy at October 02, 2011 12:21 AM (SsG4J)

301
How I long to play a great game again, but I don't do the real-time walking-around-shooting-people thing. I like turn-based world-building. Best-ever game was DEADLOCK by Accolade.

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 12:21 AM (ymPoE)

302 I like turn-based world-building. Best-ever game was DEADLOCK by Accolade.

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 12:21 AM (ymPoE)
Try Europa Universalis 2.
If you have a few months of vacation saved up that is.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2011 12:22 AM (FBr/C)

303 what was that one game I played
where you could build mountains and valleys, and you tried to stop the evil people from invading and killing the good people
I can't remember the name of the game, but it was kinda fun

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:24 AM (s7mIC)

304
138 There is no Mason Jar Company. It's a generic term, from the name of the original developer. Both Kerr and Ball "Mason" jars are products of Ball Aerospace.

You can't launch that capsule until you hear the hatch go "tink."
---------------------
Yes, I know--I graduated from Ball State University,founded by the family whomanufactured the Ball jars.
Ball Aerospace makes teh flying space stuff. Ball Corporation is the parent company which, BTW, doesn't even make the jars anymore. They license out the name.

Posted by: Taxpayer at October 02, 2011 12:24 AM (NpmCe)

305 Paradox strategy games FTW

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:25 AM (M8yfa)

306 How I long to play a great game again, but I don't do the real-time walking-around-shooting-people thing.

In God of War, you aren't walking-around-shooting-people...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 02, 2011 12:25 AM (c0A3e)

307 what was that one game I played
where you could build mountains and valleys, and you tried to stop the evil people from invading and killing the good people
I can't remember the name of the game, but it was kinda fun


Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:24 AM (s7mIC)

Act Raiser for the SNES (please don't bring up the second game)?

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:25 AM (M8yfa)

308 Oorah!



Posted by: Llarry at October 02, 2011 12:15 AM

Echo! We have the Marine Corps insignia displayed outside our house.

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 12:26 AM (ymPoE)

309 basically the idea was to build a plain where the good people could establish a city, but then the evil people would invade and sack it
I can't remember the name of it

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:26 AM (s7mIC)

310 no, it's not Act Raiser, it was a PC game
I don't know if I ever had a SNES anyway

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:27 AM (s7mIC)

311 They were unamused and downright offended when I told them that their "Buck Fush" tshirts are not bulletproof.

Posted by: MrCaniac, at October 02, 2011 12:16 AM (eKuOw)

They were talking about ambushing and killing you, but when you said you'd fight back, suddenly you were the aggressor.

Every fricken' day. And people wonder why I don't want to talk to leftists?

"Why are you right-wingers always so hostile?"

"YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT KILLING ME YOU STUPID F***ING COW!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:27 AM (bxiXv)

312
Try Europa Universalis 2.
If you have a few months of vacation saved up that is.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 02, 2011 12:22 AM

Heh, no kiddin'. I can imagine that's what they've become. Sickening story, my BFF and I both got Deadlock and we were sitting at our computers all day on Thanksgiving closing the curtains so we could see our monitors better and starving our asses off saying "Okay one more hour and then we'll go to the restaurant and eat turkey." Finally it was too late so we figured Denny's. Denny's would have a turkey dinner. Well, it was too late. Thanksgiving down the drain so we could play Deadlock.

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 12:30 AM (ymPoE)

313 if it's not for the SNES then it's Populous (which should have been my first guess in the first place as it created the genre)

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:30 AM (M8yfa)

314 I remember that there was some sort of biology theme to the game, based on evolution or something
I don't know, it is all so crazy

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:30 AM (s7mIC)

315 Posted by: Llarry at October 02, 2011 12:15 AM (jbgd3)

yep, everyone learned a shit ton in Fallugia...

Fuck with the best die real fast.

Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 12:30 AM (gvKUn)

316 Yeah, Populous, that was it

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:31 AM (s7mIC)

317 299
Looks
like Silvio Berlusconi gave him a medal, but the Italian left doesn't
think highly of Quattrocchi. Wiki says that little Isalmist Quisling
Sgrena was especially critical.

Well, sure. He failed to live up to the pussy victim ideals of the left ("when confronted with evil, yield and embrace"). He should get an extra medal, just for that.

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2011 12:32 AM (2IW5Q)

318 huh I wonder if it's possible to download Populous for Linux

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:37 AM (s7mIC)

319
basically the idea was to build a plain where the
good people could establish a city, but then the evil people would
invade and sack itI can't remember the name of it

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:26 AM

Deadlock! Well, maybe not, but THAT's my kind of game, too. You build a world and simultaneously defend it from attackers while going out and sacking other worlds.

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 12:37 AM (ymPoE)

320 "Why are you right-wingers always so hostile?"

"YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT KILLING ME YOU STUPID F***ING COW!"
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:27 AM (bxiXv)



everyone knows the 'right' has the muscle, but we are good peeps and vote rather than rioting.


last thing you want is a right wing riot.

that is basic knowledge.

Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 12:37 AM (gvKUn)

321 316
Yeah, Populous, that was it

I liked that one a lot too. A simplistic design, in a way, but so many different games in one. "Hey, guess what! That terrain deformation you rely on? It's disabled this time! Good luck!"

I'd love a modern game that tried to capture what was great about that game. Actually, I'd happily buy the old game if it would run on a modern system. I see there's a Populous on Good Old Games for $5.99, and I'm going to have to grab it.

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2011 12:38 AM (2IW5Q)

322 I'd love a modern game that tried to capture what
was great about that game. Actually, I'd happily buy the old game if it
would run on a modern system. I see there's a Populous on Good Old Games
for $5.99, and I'm going to have to grab it.


Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2011 12:38 AM (2IW5Q)

GOG is the shit if you pay no mind to the customer reviews on games where everything is 5 stars out of 5

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:39 AM (M8yfa)

323 Much like when the Ork Warlord Ghazghkull captured
and then released Commissar Yarrick, I would realize that it is the
pursuit of Miss Tweed that defines me and that everybody needs something
that they pursue and yet never attain, in order to improve themselves.That...
or I misinterpreted what the "vinegar face" was. I thought you put in a
twist where I was at a different Tweed home than THE Shannon Tweed
home.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 11:49 PM (c0A3e)
I don't think you misinterpreted the vinegar face, but if it is the chase you want, then we go for a Skinemax series. "Chasing Shannon Tweed". Each episode has our hero chasing after Shannon Tweed but ending up with some Hollywood strumpet or celebrity named Shannon and bedding them. The twist, each week the hero finds out Shannon's whereabouts, but it is the wrong Shannon. One week it is Shannon Elizabeth, next Shannon Whirrey, Shannon Miller, Molly Shannon and Shannon Sharpe. It will be money!

Posted by: MrCaniac, Esecutive Producer to the Stars at October 02, 2011 12:39 AM (eKuOw)

324 okay good night all
I think the Huskers will fall to #999 in the rankings
it is teh suqqq
oh well

Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:40 AM (s7mIC)

325 318 huh I wonder if it's possible to download Populous for Linux
Posted by: chemjeff-husker at October 02, 2011 12:37 AM (s7mIC)

Check out Freepop, Javapop, and, of course, Darwinia.

Also search for "God Games" and "Games like populous."

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:42 AM (bxiXv)

326
Posted by: MrCaniac, Esecutive Producer to the Stars at October 02, 2011 12:39 AM (eKuOw)
I like how you think!And if you're taking input from say CAC, he'd probably prefer a hook up with Shannon Whirry over Shannon Tweed, given his "preferences", .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 02, 2011 12:46 AM (c0A3e)

327
One thing that has been infused in me this time around via #1 with 5 combat tours, is that he always told his guys in 3/7 when they awed at his totally Grim Reaper combat tactics and asked "Where the fu*ck did you learn that?
He just looked at them and said.."My Dad taught me that."
Explains the mob of 1st LT's and the such trying to greet me at the Ball in Las Vegas last year..but I say too much now...and have been under the orange tree for far too many weeks....time to turn the page,

"Night MM's...Semper-Fi!

Posted by: Richard at October 02, 2011 12:46 AM (mRRji)

328 quit killing my party dungeon crawler

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:48 AM (M8yfa)

329 yep, everyone learned a shit ton in Fallugia...


Fuck with the best die real fast.

Best story about Fallujah: In the First Chechen War of 1994-1996, the Chechens destroyed an entire Russian armored brigade at Grozny, using three-man teams consisting of an RPG gunner, an ammunition carrier, and a heavy machine gunner. After inflicting this catastrophic defeat on the Russians, the Chechens proudly explained their tactics to everyone who would listen.

Among the people who interviewed them were intelligence officers of the USMC, who filed a report. Fast forward 10 years. In preparing for the Second Battle of Fallujah, the Marines got wind that Chechens were being imported specifically to take on the American armor that the terrorists knew would be used. The Marines looked into their files, found the report from 1995, and therefore had the Chechen game plan.

When the battle took place, the Chechens were wiped out to a man. Their tactics were utterly ineffective. The Second Battle of Fallujah was the last time the terrorists in Iraq faced U.S. troops in combat.

Posted by: Llarry at October 02, 2011 12:48 AM (jbgd3)

330 is ont dead today?

Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 12:49 AM (gvKUn)

331 329
Fallugia is a reset button in Urban Warfare

Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 12:52 AM (gvKUn)

332
330

Do you know how to blow out a candle?

Posted by: Richard at October 02, 2011 12:53 AM (mRRji)

333 330 is ont dead today?
Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 12:49 AM (gvKUn)

Caturday is always a slow ONT day.

Evidently some morons have social lives, unlike me.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:53 AM (bxiXv)

334 329 Posted by: Llarry at October 02, 2011 12:48 AM (jbgd3)
That puts the saying "always have a plan to kill everyone you meet" in a whole new light, doesn't it?

Posted by: Grey Fox at October 02, 2011 12:54 AM (MSCON)

335
33 So lets Rock this Joint on a completely diff wave-length

You go first Merv....

Posted by: Richard at October 02, 2011 12:56 AM (mRRji)

336 They were talking about ambushing and killing you, but when you said you'd fight back, suddenly you were the aggressor.

Every fricken' day. And people wonder why I don't want to talk to leftists?



"Why are you right-wingers always so hostile?"



"YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT KILLING ME YOU STUPID F***ING COW!"



Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 12:27 AM (bxiXv)
Amen.I will have to add that after last November, they have really shut up about SCOAMF, pbuh.

Posted by: MrCaniac Creator of Chasing Shannon Tweed at October 02, 2011 12:56 AM (eKuOw)

337 Popular Mechanics had an article on Fallugia
Way diffrent the Hue or Manillia or Stalingrad

Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 12:57 AM (gvKUn)

338
omg. The "New York City General Assembly occupying Wall Street in Liberty Square" aka hippies eating pizza while normal people try to get to work, have issued their first Official Statement. It has this list of crimes committed by corporations, so many silly things it's hard to pick one, but I'll pick this:

They [corporations] have donated large sums of money to politicians supposed to be regulating them.
Unions? Hello? Is someone's irony meter broken?

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 12:57 AM (ymPoE)

339 the power of We-todd the buccaneer is not strong

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 12:58 AM (M8yfa)

340 321
316
Yeah, Populous, that was itI liked that one a lot too. A simplistic design, in a way, but so many different games in one.

Bah. All you had to do was establish your tribe on the highest mountain and then flood the world until everyone else was gone.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 02, 2011 12:59 AM (1+XRG)

341
When the battle took place, the Chechens were wiped out to a man. Their
tactics were utterly ineffective. The Second Battle of Fallujah was the
last time the terrorists in Iraq faced U.S. troops in combat.

That's another beautiful story.

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 01:01 AM (ymPoE)

342 It's Ukraine, not 'the Ukraine'. Otherwise, a fully acceptable ONT.

Posted by: Linlithgow at October 02, 2011 01:01 AM (Gim9y)

343 Heh. Ace goes on vacation, so Instapundit throws him a link.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 02, 2011 01:01 AM (6fER6)

344 And if you're taking input from
say CAC, he'd probably prefer a hook up with Shannon Whirry over Shannon
Tweed, given his "preferences",


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 02, 2011 12:46 AM (c0A3e)
Miss Whirry will be getting "input" from me. CAC can have Shannon Sharpe.Miss Whirry was my "goto gal" back in the day for "late night" movies.

Posted by: MrCaniac Hoping MrsCaniac doesn't see this at October 02, 2011 01:04 AM (eKuOw)

345
I'd like to take it a couple of clicks (R) on the fire-set of my 203 and just start blasting dome tents in da park!
I'm good with that. And a special "NON-LETHAL" rubber bullet in "WAVEY-GRAVEY's solar-plexus if his wheel-chair Van makes it to the drinking fount near the stage!!

Posted by: Richard at October 02, 2011 01:04 AM (mRRji)

346 Social life? What is that? I have heard of this concept but am unfamiliar with it. Please explain.

Posted by: GMB at October 02, 2011 01:05 AM (wY55N)

347 It is sad, durring ww2 we got stories when we kicked their ass.

now there are no stories,

Roberts Ridge
HIT
Fallugia 1 & 2
Restrepo
Mraigia
Nasariah


Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 01:05 AM (gvKUn)

348 That puts the saying "always have a plan to kill everyone you meet" in a whole new light, doesn't it?

Yup. I read that the U.S. military now has the most cumulative combat experience of any force in human history. That's why we really don't have to worry about the Chinese. The last time the Chinese fought was in 1979, and they had their asses handed to them by the Vietnamese.

Plus, every soldier in the People's Liberation Army is an only child. There's literally no way on earth the Chinese will squander all those precious children--who are expected to carry on the family name, continue the family business, and take care of their parents--in a war.

Posted by: Llarry at October 02, 2011 01:05 AM (jbgd3)

349 out

Posted by: jake at October 02, 2011 01:06 AM (gvKUn)

350
Night fer sure MM's

Keep the powder....you know

Posted by: Richard at October 02, 2011 01:07 AM (mRRji)

351 346 Social life? What is that? I have heard of this concept but am unfamiliar with it. Please explain.
Posted by: GMB at October 02, 2011 01:05 AM (wY55N)

If I understand the descriptions properly, it's a process where people leave their homes and congregate in public places, which eventually leads to sex.

The descriptions are all terribly vague on how the process actually works, otherwise I would not be here typing to the little people in my computer.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:08 AM (bxiXv)

352 Hi everyone, anyone awake?

Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:09 AM (R21xD)

353 Well, I am married. Does that accout for my lack of this so called "social life"?

Posted by: GMB at October 02, 2011 01:10 AM (wY55N)

354
Hell yes I'm up and I'm lmao at Kos. The Sacred Statement from the Occupiers of Wall Street is a list of crimes that they think is comparable to Thomas Jefferson's list of complaints against George III to justify revolution. Here is one of the crimes committed by corporations:

They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel
treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these
practices.

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 01:12 AM (ymPoE)

355 Commodities trading? Porkbellies?

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 02, 2011 01:14 AM (Amc+I)

356 All the Tories are at KFC ?

Posted by: GMB at October 02, 2011 01:14 AM (wY55N)

357 353 Well, I am married. Does that accout for my lack of this so called "social life"?
Posted by: GMB at October 02, 2011 01:10 AM (wY55N)
No, that makes you one of the good guys. Taking every year as a badge of honor, tee hee.
13 yrs and damn proud of it..

Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:14 AM (R21xD)

358 340
321
316
Yeah, Populous, that was itI liked that one a lot too. A simplistic design, in a way, but so many different games in one.Bah. All you had to do was establish your tribe on the highest mountain and then flood the world until everyone else was gone.

Hmmm...must be a different game. I think what I played was actually Populous II. Mostly it was about terrain deformation. "Highest mountains" were worthless. What you needed was lots and lots of population on flat ground that you created (or flattened from those high mountains), so you could generate the energy to visit floods and fire and volcanos and rampaging angry gods on your enemies. So you spent your time building land, and leading your population to settle it, and firing off attacks as soon as your peasants generated some darned energy. Good times.

There was also a later incarnation called "Populous: The Beginning." But as far as I could tell, it sucked.

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2011 01:15 AM (2IW5Q)

359 Have you all seen this stupid leftist crap? This idiot keeps shouting.. "Thats the bank that took my parents house!"
http://youtu.be/yZZ710w6GXI

So... someone called his parents...His parents are selling their $500k home because 'it's getting too
conservative where they are living' (a quote from the mom). They are
NOT in foreclosure. His mom makes over 100k a year, both parents are
highly educated. The son goes to Georgetown Law school which costs 70k a
year.

Ugh... liberals...

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 02, 2011 01:15 AM (qjUnn)

360 nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices...Porkbellies
These fuckers came up w/that term for hog guts?

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 02, 2011 01:16 AM (Amc+I)

361 354
Hell yes I'm up and I'm lmao at Kos. The Sacred Statement from the Occupiers of Wall Street is a list of crimes that they think is comparable to Thomas Jefferson's list of complaints against George III to justify revolution. Here is one of the crimes committed by corporations:

They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices.

What I can't get over is that they've been protesting for weeks, and only now they try to decide what they've been protesting about?

Posted by: Splunge at October 02, 2011 01:17 AM (2IW5Q)

362 354 Hell yes I'm up and I'm lmao at Kos. The Sacred Statement from the Occupiers of Wall Street is a list of crimes that they think is comparable to Thomas Jefferson's list of complaints against George III to justify revolution. Here is one of the crimes committed by corporations:They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these practices.
Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 01:12 AM (ymPoE)
Too funny, watched the interviews with these dumbasses, and to be honest, they dont know shit..Just like all lib/communists/anarchists/democrats, etc, etc, etc..

Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:17 AM (R21xD)

363 Ugh... liberals...
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at October 02, 2011 01:15 AM (qjUnn)

They. Lie. About. Everything.

I can't say that too often.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:18 AM (bxiXv)

364 I agree with Limbaugh.
There is a shitpot of McCain in Christie.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 02, 2011 01:19 AM (DB7UQ)

365 You'd think the punks that got maced were Kent state. I called them on it too. Banned.

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 02, 2011 01:20 AM (Amc+I)

366 This will *absolutely surprise* you fellows. Or not.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democrats want tax hikes to be the first item negotiated in "super committee" deficit-reduction talks, trying to force Republicans to confront an issue at the heart of this year's budget fights, sources told Reuters.

The tough stance by Democratic members of the powerful 12-member congressional panel reflects the party's wariness that Republicans might try to sideline the issue of revenue increases in the negotiations.

"They've raised the idea of doing taxes first," a Republican aide involved in the discussions said on Friday on condition of anonymity.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 02, 2011 01:20 AM (AZGON)

367
"I would argue that you can expect a society to produce the type of men and women it honors."

dude!
C.S. Lewis himself could not have said it better!

(and i'm stealing it...)

Posted by: shoey at October 02, 2011 01:21 AM (m6OUa)

368 I'd dunk the stupid fuckers in a big vat of Mace.

Headfirst..

Posted by: TexasJew at October 02, 2011 01:23 AM (DB7UQ)

369 "otherwise I would not be here typing to the little people in my computer."

If you fry a computer, the blue smoke comes from all the little bodies of the computer gnomes going up in flames.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 02, 2011 01:24 AM (AZGON)

370 "They've raised the idea of doing taxes first," a Republican aide involved in the discussions said on Friday on condition of anonymity.
Posted by: George Orwell at October 02, 2011 01:20 AM (AZGON)

Of course they did. First thing they think of in the morning, last thing they think of at night. "How do I increase government's size and power, and thus my share of the pie?"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:25 AM (bxiXv)

371 "They've raised the idea of doing taxes first," a Republican aide involved in the discussions said on Friday on condition of anonymity.
Posted by: George Orwell at October 02, 2011 01:20 AM (AZGON)
Fuck 'em
The House won't do shit with that and the Senate is turning red next year anyway.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 02, 2011 01:25 AM (DB7UQ)

372 If you fry a computer, the blue smoke comes from all the little bodies of the computer gnomes going up in flames.
Posted by: George Orwell at October 02, 2011 01:24 AM (AZGON)

That's why I overclock, I like to hear you all talking like chipmunks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:25 AM (bxiXv)

373 Hey, TexasJew, how's it flowin'?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:26 AM (bxiXv)

374 364 I agree with Limbaugh. There is a shitpot of McCain in Christie.
Posted by: TexasJew at October 02, 2011 01:19 AM (DB7UQ)
And I said it, and you might not agree with me, but I will not vote for a romney or christie.
I will vote for my conservative running in nv, but, no more left coast rinos. Fuck romney and christie.
Only a conservative for president..
I like the black guy, Go Cain..

Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:26 AM (R21xD)

375 The comic book The Walking Dead is based on is incredibly violent and gory, senselessly so. I had to stop reading it, it was just too much, too sick.

The show is wayyy better, and I hope they don't follow the comic at all, really.

Posted by: KG at October 02, 2011 01:27 AM (LD21B)

376 373 Hey, TexasJew, how's it flowin'?
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:26 AM (bxiXv)
Like number 5 on Johnny Cash's to-do list.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 02, 2011 01:27 AM (DB7UQ)

377 If you have ten people in your house but they are all family, does that qualify as a social life?

Posted by: GMB at October 02, 2011 01:28 AM (wY55N)

378 I'll vote for whoever the Pubbies put up..

I really don't give a shit anymore.
The stupid little race pimp has got to go.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 02, 2011 01:29 AM (DB7UQ)

379 Good evening.

Should I take that Rock Sugar video personally? Am I gonna have to cockslap a bitch up in here?

Nah, that video was awesome. Dude has a great voice.

But if anyone wants a cockslapping, let me know.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 01:31 AM (F79HU)

380 "The Second Battle of Fallujah was the last time the terrorists in Iraq faced U.S. troops in combat."
Ummm...maybe I'm misunderstanding your statement, but...no. US troops were facing terrorists in combat for quite awhile after 2nd Fallujah. I was there, and I was in combat against terrorists. Granted, they were wearing their assesfor hats after every encounter, but we were still fighting them on a regular basis in late 2007 when I finished my second tour.
And on a completely unrelated note, demon wannabe guy did not kill three Hell's Angels, he is "connected" to a Hell's Angels chapter. He and his co-defendants killed three men, one of whom was supposed to testify against one of the co-defendants.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at October 02, 2011 01:32 AM (iYwUw)

381 "That's why I overclock, I like to hear you all talking like chipmunks."

Sometimes we get so sweaty we climb on top of the motherboard to cool off, and we can see you in your underwear. That's okay. You are looking better than we do these days.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 02, 2011 01:33 AM (AZGON)

382 In the comic Walking Dead, the cop's buddy who was sticking his wife gets whacked by his son early on. Got all that?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 02, 2011 01:35 AM (aD5Kx)

383 Sometimes we get so sweaty we climb on top of the motherboard to cool off, and we can see you in your underwear. That's okay. You are looking better than we do these days.
Posted by: George Orwell at October 02, 2011 01:33 AM (AZGON)

*phew* That's a relief. It's nice to end the evening with a compliment.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:35 AM (bxiXv)

384 "The House won't do shit with that and the Senate is turning red next year anyway."

Let's hope so, but if the superdupercommittee cannot come to agreement, automatic defense cuts start to happen according to the Best Deal Ever.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 02, 2011 01:36 AM (AZGON)

385 I pray Issa has Holder barry on the ropes, and BDE doesn't kick in.

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 02, 2011 01:40 AM (Amc+I)

386 Isnt christie anti second amendment. Sorry, am I pissing the ont folks off?
I thought everyone went to bed?
tee hee...

Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:41 AM (R21xD)

387 Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 01:41 AM (F79HU)

388 Once in a while I ponder, what if PETA managed to get their way. All human beings would not kill nor eat any sort of meat. Then what. Would they go after insects that prey on other insects? Other animals who kill for the the thrill, but usually each other over sexual dominance? Largely, every species on earth "kills" some other species to survive. But where does it end with PETA?

Posted by: In awe/panic of what machines can do at October 02, 2011 01:43 AM (NRygI)

389 Isnt christie anti second amendment. Sorry, am I pissing the ont folks off?

Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:41 AM (R21xD)

Basically, or at least shall we say he's not pro.

People who don't "get" self-defense don't get freedom. I haven't seen anything to challenge that rule.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:44 AM (bxiXv)

390 354

Hell yes I'm up and I'm lmao at Kos. The Sacred Statement from the
Occupiers of Wall Street is a list of crimes that they think is
comparable to Thomas Jefferson's list of complaints against George III
to justify revolution. Here is one of the crimes committed by
corporations:

They have profited off of the torture, confinement, and cruel
treatment of countless nonhuman animals, and actively hide these
practices.

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 01:12 AM (ymPoE)
What these little pin heads don't get is that their hero FDR required that these companies test their drugs and products on animals. It wasn't the companies, it was the all knowing and benevolent government.

Posted by: MrCaniac seething at Libs today at October 02, 2011 01:44 AM (eKuOw)

391

In the comic Walking Dead, the cop's buddy who was sticking his wife gets whacked by his son early on. Got all that?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 02, 2011 01:35 AM (aD5Kx)

6 good issues and then it went to shit

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 01:44 AM (M8yfa)

392 I not sorry, drinking a little bit, what else is new??
Hey, sharpton is guilty of fraud today, did anyone else see that story?

Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:45 AM (R21xD)

393 But where does it end with PETA?
Posted by: In awe/panic of what machines can do at October 02, 2011 01:43 AM (NRygI)

It doesn't. As always, the stated goal isn't the actual goal, so if they "won" it would be on to the next tool.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:45 AM (bxiXv)

394 Hey, sharpton is guilty of fraud today, did anyone else see that story?

Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:45 AM (R21xD)

He was guilty of inciting to riot and murder a long time ago, *that* didn't stop him, don't see why this would.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:46 AM (bxiXv)

395 should have bought Etrian Odyssey 3 sooner (especially since I dug the first one). Haven't played a dungeon crawl this much since the Wizardry game on the PS3 came out

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 01:50 AM (M8yfa)

396 394 Hey, sharpton is guilty of fraud today, did anyone else see that story? Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:45 AM (R21xD) He was guilty of inciting to riot and murder a long time ago, *that* didn't stop him, don't see why this would.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:46 AM
Too true and so sad, He gets away with resist we much, because most Americans are stupid fucking sheep, and dont pay attention to the bs he spouts.
He fucking sucks..

Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 01:50 AM (R21xD)

397 I take it back, fat, drunk and stupid *IS* a way to go through life!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:52 AM (bxiXv)

398 6 good issues and then it went to shitPosted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 01:44 AM (M8yfa)

Absolutely. I stuck with Walking Dead into the 40s or 50s, but the book pretty much turned to shit after those first six phenomenal issues. It got way too talky and introspective, the plot ground to a halt as the characters holed up in that prison and then never left, and worst of all the book lost the great artwork of Tony Moore in exchange for the weird-looking crap of Charlie Adlard.

It's just as well the show isn't following the comic's storyline. I just hope it improves from the garbage that made up most of season 1.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 02, 2011 01:54 AM (xUGL/)

399
Another complaint about the evil corporations:

They have consistently outsourced labor and used that outsourcing as leverage to cut workers healthcare and pay.

The nutjobs claim they want this movement to spread abroad. I think in India and Taiwan they have a different view of outsourcing.

Posted by: arhooley at October 02, 2011 01:54 AM (ymPoE)

400 Okay, which one of you morons came up with this business model?

Officers Thad Holmes and Clem Parnell have launched Holy Smoke LLC, a company that will, for a price, load cremated human ash into shotgun shells, and rifle and pistol cartridges.

It's the perfect life celebration for someone who loves the outdoors or shooting sports, Parnell says.

...

It has establishedwww.myholysmoke.comto promote the service and traffic on it has been growing , Holmes says.

For $850, one pound of ash will be loaded into 250 shotgun shells. The ash is mixed in the cups that hold the shot, not the powder.


Posted by: George Orwell at October 02, 2011 01:59 AM (AZGON)

401 "Apart from better pharmaceuticals and tools and cheaper food and affordable building materials and vehicles and construction and jobs and new technology and huge charitable spending and an economy wealthy enough to support tens of millions of unproductive citizens, what have the evil corporations ever done for us?!?!"

- Reg the Protester

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 02:01 AM (bxiXv)

402 I was writing a fic years ago and did a little research on military iterative (tailored?) strategies, including the venerable OODA loop. So I know what it is. But I always wondered how would you say that out loud. Oo-dah loop or oh-oh-dee-ay loop?

Posted by: Gem at October 02, 2011 02:01 AM (zw+pb)

403 398 I take it back, fat, drunk and stupid *IS* a way to go through life!
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 01:52 AM (bxiXv)
Well hell, you called me out, teehee.
Sincerely, I am drunk, not stupid. But drunk and must go to bed. zzzz. Love you guys..Keep up the good fight.
No more maine sisters and mass scott...rinos suck.

Posted by: lou at October 02, 2011 02:03 AM (R21xD)

404 Is Obama a SCOAMF or what? I'm kinda wasted right now. Chugging some Busch Light @ $0.40/can. Ethanol is one thing that Illinois has low taxes on. Cranking some 70s rock right now. I heard this ELO song on the radio, and just had to download it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TLmpL2AzLs

Posted by: Chris M at October 02, 2011 02:03 AM (4lyMJ)

405 For $850, one pound of ash will be loaded into 250 shotgun shells. The ash is mixed in the cups that hold the shot, not the powder.

Posted by: George Orwell at October 02, 2011 01:59 AM (AZGON)

If there isn't a Hong Kong action movie that had this as a plot element, there should have been.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 02:03 AM (bxiXv)

406 For $850, one pound of ash will be loaded into 250 shotgun shells. The ash is mixed in the cups that hold the shot, not the powder
250 mini Coffins= 1500 Pall bearers. Give a few to everybody @ the funeral.

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 02, 2011 02:03 AM (Amc+I)

407 though I do have to say that Michonne is a cool character in the Walking Dead comics. Kind of hope she makes an appearance in the show even though she is implausible in the comics and would be even more so in the show

Posted by: The Dude at October 02, 2011 02:05 AM (M8yfa)

408 Posted by: MrCaniac, at October 02, 2011 12:16 AM (eKuOw)
An armed insurrection in this country would be nasty. The size of the country, combined with the capabilities and knowledge would make Iraq or Afghanistan look like kids playing cowboys and indians.

Posted by: Alex at October 02, 2011 02:11 AM (J2ejK)

409 Gem,
It's Oh-Da loop, wheneverI've heard it discussed.

Posted by: Alex at October 02, 2011 02:12 AM (J2ejK)

410 cowboys and indians. I was told by 1 of the punks 2nite that They're comin for ppl like me 1st. W/what. Kill me w/hacky sacks? Fuckin losers

Posted by: hutch1200 at October 02, 2011 02:13 AM (Amc+I)

411 Thanks, Alex! That seemed more reasonable (and quicker) than spelling it out, but you never know....like, A.S.A.C.

Posted by: Gem at October 02, 2011 02:15 AM (zw+pb)

412 It's Oh-Da loop, whenever I've heard it discussed.

Posted by: Alex at October 02, 2011 02:12 AM (J2ejK)

I've only ever heard it as "ooo-dah", for the last 20 years anyway.

Boyd pronounced it that way.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 02:18 AM (bxiXv)

413 Our Caius worked with the Hells Angels to kill a witness-the other two were collateral damage. Gruesome

Posted by: Iowa_John at October 02, 2011 02:18 AM (Vvqkm)

414 411 cowboys and indians. I was told by 1 of the punks 2nite that They're comin for ppl like me 1st. W/what. Kill me w/hacky sacks? Fuckin losers
Posted by: hutch1200 at October 02, 2011 02:13 AM (Amc+I)

I would LOL. And/or tape it for YouTube and the prosecutor.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 02:19 AM (bxiXv)

415 I've only ever heard it as "ooo-dah", for the last 20 years anyway. Boyd pronounced it that way.
Well, then I stand corrected.

Posted by: Alex at October 02, 2011 02:21 AM (J2ejK)

416 In Chicago we've had half-assed, brain-dead Wall St. h8r wannabes hanging out beating dreams and dancing and waving signs outside the Federal Reserve in the LaSalle St. canyon all last week.

If harnessed correctly, the eye-rolling action going on by the rest of the population could be generating enough energy to power City Hall for a month.

Hee hee - it was cold and shitty all last week, and rained on all their hippie crap piled up on the curb.

Posted by: Gem at October 02, 2011 02:22 AM (zw+pb)

417 Well, then I stand corrected.

Posted by: Alex at October 02, 2011 02:21 AM (J2ejK)

I am usually good at pronouncing words but sometimes I get obvious ones wrong because I read more than I watch or listen.

There's a Boyd video on YT where he talks about it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 02:22 AM (bxiXv)

418 Aha! Caught ya! What do you morons think you are doing?

Just got back from movie night out with the fam. Saw a pretty great movie called Courageous. If Christian movies aren't your thing you might not like it, but it's got some really hilarious scenes along with quite a few serious ones.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at October 02, 2011 02:24 AM (Zgfnd)

419 Er...beating drums. Well, actually, those upside down plastic buckets.

Posted by: Gem at October 02, 2011 02:25 AM (zw+pb)

420 Nothing says stupid like a Wall Street protest over a weekend.

Posted by: TexasJew at October 02, 2011 02:27 AM (DB7UQ)

421 Nothing says stupid like a Wall Street protest over a weekend.

Ain't that the truth. Can' remember exactly who it is on Twitter, but last Saturday and today they've sarcastically tweeted that the protests are working, they've shut Wall Street down.

Watched a video on O'Reilly where Jessie Watters goes out and interviews some of the idjits, who really have no fucking idea why they are doing this.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at October 02, 2011 02:30 AM (Zgfnd)

422 **Watched a video on O'Reilly where Jessie Watters goes out and interviews some of the idjits, who really have no fucking idea why they are doing this.**

It's the "Jackson Brown sez 'No Nukes'" of the new millennium.

Millennium...that was kind of good show, if I recall.

Posted by: Gem at October 02, 2011 02:34 AM (zw+pb)

423 Hey guys! How about a Wall Street protest over a weekend?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 02, 2011 02:35 AM (mue7s)

424 Next week: A protest of Chick-Fil-A on Sunday.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 02:39 AM (bxiXv)

425 Oh yeah, and saw the preview for 'Johnny English Reborn' tonight, with Rowan Atkinson. It looked pretty funny. I've got to see that movie. I'll have to see the first one, too, as I missed it.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at October 02, 2011 02:40 AM (Zgfnd)

426 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 02, 2011 02:43 AM (/izg2)

427 We have Johnny English on DVD. I love Rowan Atkinson, but that movie was kind of disappointing. My son will want to see the sequel, though, I'm sure.

Posted by: Gem at October 02, 2011 02:44 AM (zw+pb)

428 I like Atkinson, but "bumbling idiot" humor has its limits.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 02:48 AM (bxiXv)

429 As for me, I can never get enough of the bumbling humor stuff. And I love Rowan Atkinson. I really enjoyed 'Mr. Bean's Vacation!'

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at October 02, 2011 02:52 AM (Zgfnd)

430 I hate sunday mornings. No pron on sin-a-max.
What's up roonz and roonettez!!!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 02, 2011 02:56 AM (yh0zB)

431 429
I like Atkinson, but "bumbling idiot" humor has its limits.



But I can't stop myself from laughing every time I see the picture of Obama trying to throw his umbrella over that gate. Can't wait to put it up on my cpu at Thanksgiving!!! Family fun time.

Posted by: NC Ref at October 02, 2011 02:56 AM (/izg2)

432 I like Atkinson, but "bumbling idiot" humor has its limits.

Especially after the last two and a half years...

Posted by: Alex at October 02, 2011 02:58 AM (r9Nf8)

433 Especially after the last two and a half years...
Posted by: Alex at October 02, 2011 02:58 AM (r9Nf

Yeah.

Blackadder would have been a better President than Evil Mr. Bean.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Kate Beckinsale Fan Club at October 02, 2011 03:00 AM (bxiXv)

434 Bumbling idiot humor...who the fuck decided Will Ferrel should be a star?

He should be sucking dicks on the street for cash.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 03:02 AM (F79HU)

435 He should be sucking dicks on the street for cash.

This is Hollywood. Competition for that's pretty fierce.

Posted by: Will Ferrell at October 02, 2011 03:06 AM (xUGL/)

436 Sucky sucky me love you long time eeerrrrnnnnn aaaaahhhhhhh spooge

Throws a twenty dollar bill on the ground.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 03:06 AM (F79HU)

437 The problem with eating a bitch out while some dude is pounding her up the ass is his dick is liable to fall out and he thrusts straight into your chin or mouth.

If you're gonna eat a bitch out while some dude is plugging her shithole, always be ready to run the risk of a surprise cock in the mouth.

Posted by: Robert says the more you know... at October 02, 2011 03:09 AM (F79HU)

438 If you're gonna eat a bitch out while some dude is plugging her
shithole, always be ready to run the risk of a surprise cock in the
mouth.

Words of wisdom, Lloyd! Words of wisdom....

Posted by: Jack Torrance at October 02, 2011 03:11 AM (xUGL/)

439 I'm sure Kratos is gone now but...

When one door closes, another one opens. Stacey Dash is now single!


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 01, 2011 10:22 PM (c0A3e)
She does seem to have a bad habit of falling into bed with the wrong sort of fellow, so...GO FOR IT!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 02, 2011 03:13 AM (yh0zB)

440 I've been slugging back Scotch in a Jessica Rabbit shot glass given to me by a beautiful girl who appeared one day from a far-off land.

Yeah, it's a funny world.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 02, 2011 03:15 AM (xUGL/)

441 Mexico considers temporary marriages.

This is exactly how one goes about legalizing prostitution, which I'm all for.

Marry a chick for a couple of hours and give her a nice "dowry" just before. Go nucking futs.

Fuck that shithole raw.

Good times, good times.

Posted by: Robert says the more you know... at October 02, 2011 03:18 AM (F79HU)

442
Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 02, 2011 03:15 AM (xUGL/)
Dork.

Posted by: Robert isn't one to talk but, hey... at October 02, 2011 03:19 AM (F79HU)

443 Damn right.

Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 02, 2011 03:20 AM (xUGL/)

444 ATF eliminated?

Glenn Reynolds is right, this is more about cover up but I've been saying the ATF should have been abolished after Waco.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Robert isn't one to talk but, hey... at October 02, 2011 03:22 AM (F79HU)

445 Damn right.


Posted by: The War Between the Undead States at October 02, 2011 03:20 AM (xUGL/)
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Have fun.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 03:26 AM (F79HU)

446 Ummm...maybe I'm misunderstanding your statement, but...no. US troops
were facing terrorists in combat for quite awhile after 2nd Fallujah. I
was there, and I was in combat against terrorists.

I think what he means is that's the last time they ever tried to deny us a patch of real estate.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 02, 2011 03:30 AM (1+XRG)

447 Glenn Reynolds is right, this is more about cover up but I've been saying the ATF should have been abolished after Waco.

Yeah, but it's not like they're going to stop enforcing all the stupid federal gun laws. They're just gonna change the name plate on the door. It'll become TAF instead.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 02, 2011 03:32 AM (1+XRG)

448 I get this feeling Barack Obama is secretly the world's greatest internet troll. I think this is all some elaborate prank gone way too fucking far.

And when the years go on and the truth slowly comes out he's gonna do a TV interview saying, "Yeah, we just fucking around and did it all for the lulz. Who knew people would take it so seriously? Like we were just gonna back off when we were winning? Fuck that! Also I was really born in Kenya, it's just that my parents had a stillborn baby and dad really wanted a Barack Jr., so...EL OH EL!"

Well, maybe that last bit is the beer talking.

It tells me things.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 03:41 AM (F79HU)

449 And Megadeth is still the greatest band you girls will ever listen to.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 03:42 AM (F79HU)

450 ""The problem with eating a bitch out while some dude is pounding her up
the ass is his dick is liable to fall out and he thrusts straight into
your chin or mouth.

If you're gonna eat a bitch out while some
dude is plugging her shithole, always be ready to run the risk of a
surprise cock in the mouth.""


you see thats just fucking wrong. you never ever put yourself in that position. The Gigging for Metalheads Groupie Etiquette handbook says plain out. If you feel compelled to pull your dick out in the same room as another dude, let alone the same fucking building, the chick must go on all fours across the bed. One dude gets the ass end and grabs the ass, the other dude gets her head and grabs her hair, and if sync it right you get a 2 man saw thing happening.

it says it in the book, honest. lol

Posted by: Berserker at October 02, 2011 03:44 AM (FMbng)

451 it says it in the book, honest. lol


Posted by: Berserker at October 02, 2011 03:44 AM (FMbng)
which book are you reading again? is it one of those Zebra Men's Adventure Novels, again? Youre gonna get hair on your palms and go blind if you dont stop!

Posted by: Gushka, Director dept. of Pure Blackend Evil at October 02, 2011 03:52 AM (QNeKQ)

452 I was on det at Red Flag (Nellis AFB) and my roomie had a girl in the bed with him when I got home from work. He offered a hole, I politely declined and went out to the lounge. He later said it just seemed rude not to make the offer.
Sad thing is, the girl didn't object...and the banging did not even let up when I opened the door.
Squids. Whaddaya gonna do with 'em.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 02, 2011 03:56 AM (yh0zB)

453 I just finished "Dead Six" tonight. Rocking book if you like the military fiction type of genre. Non-stop action from beginning to end.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 02, 2011 03:58 AM (yh0zB)

454 it says it in the book, honest. lol


Posted by: Berserker at October 02, 2011 03:44 AM (FMbng)
Literacy is for sucks!

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 03:59 AM (F79HU)

455 I think I need to lose weight.

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical and he said my blood type was Nutella.

Something tells me that's kind of a bad sign.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 04:04 AM (F79HU)

456 What, exactly, is the evil that these protestors are accusing the investors and bankers of? Is it merely the offense of having money while someone else doesn't have money and that's just unfair? Or are they upset over something more specific?

Posted by: Dan K. at October 02, 2011 04:39 AM (jv20y)

457 I think they are just members of the agitated class.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 02, 2011 04:57 AM (yh0zB)

458 Obama like any good 3rd world tinpot has crashed the country and created a boogyman to fire up the perpetually offended, and libs wake up every day offended by something. Must suck being them.

Posted by: Berserker at October 02, 2011 05:04 AM (FMbng)

459 Wow, we are really chatty up in here tonight.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 02, 2011 05:43 AM (yh0zB)

460 Good morning morons, coffee is served.

I found an interesting raspberry beer that I really like (it's a German thing) and believe it or not, fruit flies love it.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 02, 2011 06:19 AM (7+pP9)

461 What, exactly, is the evil that these protestors are
accusing the investors and bankers of? Is it merely the offense of
having money while someone else doesn't have money and that's just
unfair? Or are they upset over something more specific?


Posted by: Dan K. at October 02, 2011 04:39 AM (jv20y)
They all got told Radiohead was going to show up and it was just some bullshit by the organizers to get people to show up.Also extreme crybaby faggotry because mommy and daddy didn't hug them enough.But apparently the NYPD is macing them all at random, which I can't get worked up over simply because they all have it coming for being a bunch of little fucking women and having shitty taste in music.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 06:20 AM (F79HU)

462 Wow, we are really chatty up in here tonight.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde at October 02, 2011 05:43 AM (yh0zB)
So Cathy told Samantha told Bridget who heard it from her boss Skylar who was told by her supplier who has personal insider not to be spoken of by anyone that Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 06:21 AM (F79HU)

463 fruit flies love it.


Posted by: Ed Anger at October 02, 2011 06:19 AM (7+pP9)
When you've got only 24 hours to live you're gonna live hard, man.

Posted by: Robert at October 02, 2011 06:23 AM (F79HU)

464 Chalk up another success for SCOAMF:

Americans' incomes in August fall for first time in almost 2 years

WASHINGTON
Americans earned less in August, the first decline in nearly two
years. With less income, consumers could cut back on spending and weaken
an already-fragile economy.


Their lower pay explains why consumers increased spending at a slower
pace in August. And most of the increase went to pay higher prices for
food and gas. When adjusted for inflation, spending was flat.

Many people tapped their savings to cover the steeper costs. The savings rate fell to its lowest level since December 2009.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 02, 2011 06:33 AM (7+pP9)

465 Go to the end of the previous thread. I explain it all. The protesters may look ridiculous to you and to 99 percent of everyone else, but they really are a viable opposition to the Tea Party. They're not a bunch of drug-addled, smelly trustafarians dude. Look it up!

Posted by: Damn Sockpuppet at October 02, 2011 06:44 AM (dIHHd)

Posted by: Wex the at October 02, 2011 06:44 AM (dIHHd)

467 Epic sock fail. Way past my bedtime.

Posted by: Wex the Wonderdog at October 02, 2011 06:45 AM (dIHHd)

468 F*cking great.

The MFM is trying to paint adult stem cell therapy -- and Perry's support of it as -- get this -- UNETHICAL.

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 02, 2011 06:47 AM (7+pP9)

469 401
Okay, which one of you morons came up with this business model?





Officers Thad Holmes and Clem Parnell have launched Holy Smoke LLC, a
company that will, for a price, load cremated human ash into shotgun
shells, and rifle and pistol cartridges.
This isn't anything new. We've done it with the ashes, well, some of the ashes, anyhow, of a couple of deceased members of our Cowboy Action Shooting club. It's not like it's difficult. Almost all of us load our own ammo anyhow. It's pretty much the only way we can afford to shoot that many rounds a couple-three times a month.

I will say that when making a shotgun ro9und with ashes, rather than shot, it's best to load the shells with black powder, rather than smokeless. Smokeless powder shotshells, well the weight of the shot is super-imortant as to the pressure of the round, too much pressure you can blow up the shotgun, too little and, instead of getting a "BOOM!" you can get a" Fffft." With Black you always get the "BOOM!" and if you're even somewhat judicious with the amount of BP you won't blow up the gun.

It is kind of important to check the wind direction before you fire off the salute.

Posted by: Peter at October 02, 2011 06:55 AM (UStLM)

470 It is kind of important to check the wind direction before you fire off the salute.


Posted by: Peter at October 02, 2011 06:55 AM

Uhhhh...yeah. I learned that many Bean Suppers ago.

Once again, it is time to acknowledge that Osama Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: MrScribbler at October 02, 2011 07:07 AM (YjjrR)

471 Americans' incomes in August fall for first time in almost 2 years

I'm sure it has nothing to do with those 12 million people looking for work...

Posted by: Derek C at October 02, 2011 07:26 AM (yCdiK)

472 I'm probably late to the party, but did anyone notice that Instapundit has a link to John E's outstanding graphic from the earlier thread?

That boy is going places, I tells ya.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 02, 2011 08:14 AM (ZfMzu)

473 Teh JEF can't even get the first lady's name right. Calls he Michael. Teleprompter malfunction apparently.

Posted by: sTevo at October 02, 2011 08:18 AM (Or+No)

474 Communists are working; from within our own DC halls of government, down to you local dog catcher's office; every day, and while you sleep, to destroy your country. Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect everyone who approaches that jewel.

Posted by: Plate of shrimp at October 02, 2011 08:22 AM (Fh9jo)

475 Good Morning, Comely Earthlings! Take Me To Your Beaver!

Juliette Huddy looking muy, muy Bueno this morning, in her little blue latex dress...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 02, 2011 08:24 AM (niZvt)

476 Wow...where is everyone?....and don't tell me 'church'.

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2011 08:28 AM (X6akg)

477 FnF emails to the White House. Obama's list of dead is soon to eclipse Slick Willy's.

Posted by: sTevo at October 02, 2011 08:33 AM (Or+No)

478 Actually, I will be making my way to church a bit later - for obvious reasons - but for now, I'm trying yo decide ig it's time to turn on the heat. 65 degrees in the house this morning, and it's the 1st of October already... I guess we'll together soon turn on much, we much much!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 02, 2011 08:36 AM (niZvt)

479
We're got a real doozie in the White House. President O'Stumblefuck calls his wife Michael, and finds meeting Lady GagGag "a little intimidating." What's not to like if you're a conservative?

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 02, 2011 08:38 AM (Lt/Za)

480 yeah it was 62 degrees at Casa d'Chemjeff this morning so I turned on the heat

Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2011 08:40 AM (s7mIC)

481 Good morning everyone. It is a beautiful morning here, impossible not to enjoy. Finally!

Posted by: macintx at October 02, 2011 08:40 AM (ucs8Y)

482
Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 02, 2011 08:38 AM (Lt/Za)

16 inch heels? WTF?
gah, freaks and SCOAMFs, all of them

Posted by: chemjeff at October 02, 2011 08:42 AM (s7mIC)

483 Case anyone is interested.....

Herman Cain will be on Fox News Sunday AND This Week on ABC today.

Cheney and his daughter, Liz will be on CNN's State of the Union.

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2011 08:43 AM (X6akg)

484
Teen 'sexting' now illegal in Florida, and young folks mystified why sending beaver shots to friends is illegal.

Amateur gynecologist miffed at Florida Legislature, and vow to continue their good work.

Posted by: Doctor Fish at October 02, 2011 08:57 AM (Lt/Za)

485
VIDEO GOLD Leftist Thug Chases Charlie Rangel From Wall Street Anarcho-Commie Protest

Posted by: Ed Anger at October 02, 2011 08:57 AM (7+pP9)

486 Wow, who knew Wayne Newton was a noveau riche hillbilly? FNC just did a segment on him... The guy's house looks like a cross between a Las Vegas casino and Liberace's rhinestone-studded tuxedo. And he's had so much plastic surgery, it literally sounded hard for him to speak!

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 02, 2011 08:58 AM (niZvt)

487 Ugh.
We've come down with a cold. And I'm not 100% over the last illness.
I guess the house is going to have to clean itself before hubby comes home.

Posted by: Mama AJ at October 02, 2011 08:59 AM (XdlcF)

488 Don't forget to watch the Lions win again today!

Posted by: chillin the most for Perry at October 02, 2011 09:00 AM (6IV8T)

489 Andy to the rescue! New fred....

Posted by: Tami at October 02, 2011 09:04 AM (X6akg)

490
Sluts Demand Police Find Brooklyn Rapist

Warning: Photos are explicit and well... slutty!

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