Climate Change May Kill People Eventually

But Carbon Credits Eliminate The Wait!

A followup to Andy's sidebar headline from this weekend.

Arson and murder, brought to you by environmentalism. Which now resembles a stereotypically nasty form of corporate imperialism. This is a NYT link, just so you know.

KICUCULA, Uganda — According to the company’s proposal to join a United Nations clean-air program, the settlers living in this area left in a “peaceful” and “voluntary” manner.

People here remember it quite differently.

“I heard people being beaten, so I ran outside,” said Emmanuel Cyicyima, 33. “The houses were being burnt down.”

Other villagers described gun-toting soldiers and an 8-year-old child burning to death when his home was set ablaze by security officers.

Yikes! How awful! What on Earth for?

Across Africa, some of the world’s poorest people have been thrown off land to make way for foreign investors, often uprooting local farmers so that food can be grown on a commercial scale and shipped to richer countries overseas.

But in this case, the government and the company said the settlers were illegal and evicted for a good cause: to protect the environment and help fight global warming.

They're planting trees for the carbon credits market. Well then, all's well that ends well! I'm sure that 8 year old child burning to death in his home was a worthy sacrifice to Gaia the multi-billionaires who are still trying to make money off their feculent carbon credits scheme.

It's a revealing conceit too, that growing food is considered less of a "good" cause for uprooting people than growing trees for absorbing carbon.

Feh. People. Bleh. Why grow food for them? If you keep feeding them, they'll only keep eating!

Pine and Eucalyptus. That's what they are planting, by the way. Isn't that nice?
What?

Maathai said apart from the negative impact on water systems, the eucalyptus, which is called the water drinker or guzzler in her native Kikuyu, is also hostile to other species and almost the entire local biodiversity.

“When you go into these monoculture plantations, they look like dead forests because it’s only them,” she said. “You don’t see birds, butterflies, other trees, animals—anything other than them because they don’t allow any other growth.”

In Maathai’s country, Kenya, eucalyptus planting is already being restricted. The country’s Environment minister, John Michuki, three months ago ordered the uprooting of eucalyptus trees from wetlands and banned their planting along rivers and watershed. He said the species was a threat to the environment especially in water catchment areas.

So. These...environmentalists, for lack of a word denoting lower intelligence, are planting non-native invasive species as carbon sinks. A species that parches the land and squashes the native biodiversity (in researching this post, I learned over and over again that virtually nothing else will live among imported eucalyptus forests).
A species so loaded with flighty oils, that the conditions for fire cause it to literally explode and form enormous, spreading conflagrations.

Well, look on the bright side; they're not planting food. PHEW.

Because of 'environmentalists' here in the good ol' US, I'm not allowed to put a potted plant too close to the water in my yard for fear of making the skunk cabbage taste a little 'off' to the muskrats downswamp; but the ideological confreres of these same motherf*ckers can go to Africa and murder people for land and rape Gaia with a flaming torch.

And get this: this is all happening because someone with more money than brains is paying these folks to IMPROVE THE ENVIRONMENT ON HIS BEHALF. Because he feels guilty about his carbon footprint.

Well done, pal. Look what your money bought. Hey, you know what makes me feel better when I'm feeling guilty? Doing more of what made me feel guilty in the first place. Go on, enjoy yourself. Trust me, it makes not one iota of difference to your imaginary carbon accountant. And nobody's house has to burn down with the baby inside.

Environmentalism! Is there anything it won't do to you?
Thanks again to Andy.

Posted by: LauraW. at 12:41 PM



Comments

1 Morons from San Diego curse the memory of Ed Scripps and his Eucalyptus ranch.

Every time a fire starts, it sweeps through the Eucalyptus groves -- which burn, but don't die -- and carry it right to the heart of the residential zones.

So, yeah. F Eucalyptus, and anybody who grows it.

Posted by: Meiczyslaw at September 26, 2011 12:46 PM (bjRNS)

2

If Leftism were a fast food chain, the sign above the store would read:

Creating paradise on earth since 1917*

*Over 300,000,000 people killed.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2011 12:47 PM (UlUS4)

3 Morons from San Diego curse the memory of Ed Scripps and his Eucalyptus ranch.Every time a fire starts, it sweeps through the Eucalyptus groves -- which burn, but don't die -- and carry it right to the heart of the residential zones.So, yeah. F Eucalyptus, and anybody who grows it.
Posted by: Meiczyslaw

Blow me.

Posted by: Quantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 12:50 PM (6rX0K)

4 Why not sugar cane? It grows in hot climates, and it's a huge fuckin' (dropping mah g's like Obama that mac daddy) carbon sink.

And you can use it as food or fuel!!!

Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 12:50 PM (GQ8sn)

5 Every cause celebre of the left results in murder.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2011 12:50 PM (FkKjr)

6 As long as these boneheads are planting euchalyptis, we could give them a shit-load of cedars from OK. Profit!

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 26, 2011 12:51 PM (uoloY)

7 5 Every cause celebre of the left results in murder.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2011 12:50 PM (FkKjr)



Yes, but it's all about the good intentions!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2011 12:53 PM (UlUS4)

8 At some point, our society has to wake up to what environmentalists (and liberals) really are, and to stop fucking listening to these assholes.

Posted by: KG at September 26, 2011 12:53 PM (LD21B)

9 but the ideological confreres of these same motherf*ckers can go to Africa and murder people for land and rape Gaia with a flaming torch.
I must protest. This comparison is deeply offensive to those who fuck their mothers.
Hey! I know! Let's import some koalas to eat the eucalyptus! What could possibly go wrong with that!
You know what amuses me? How people focus on the whole awwww cute fuzzy part of the koala and ignore the whole big ass claws eat off your face part.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2011 12:54 PM (VtjlW)

10 Intelligent Dilletantes Innovating Organized Tribal Structures.

Even an average joe can read between THOSE lines.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 26, 2011 12:56 PM (GBXon)

11 Anybody seen the movie Shooter? Government frames a spec forces sniper with the murder of an African Bishop who was speaking out against their big oil cronies killing people in Africa.
Funny just how inverted the progressive view really is.

Also funny how rich liberals are willing to despoil and starve Africa, or just so stupid as to not understand easily foreseeable consequences (although the brutality is surprising), in order to keep the air around them in perfect homeostasis, avoiding the nasty 0.5 degree change in average temperature projected in their lifetimes.

Posted by: Randy M at September 26, 2011 12:56 PM (vI8R6)

12 They could at least have planted some rosewood.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 26, 2011 12:56 PM (16lYZ)

13 Question:

Why was the eucalyptus tree chosen for planting? None of the envirotards did any due diligence?

Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 12:57 PM (GQ8sn)

14 Laura, you do know that 8 year old child is just another invasive meatsack, that if left alive, could reproduce and harm Gaia even more.

Environmentalists would love for the human population to die out....starting with all those 'inferior' .

Posted by: beasn at September 26, 2011 12:57 PM (aiWtu)

15 So. These...environmentalists, for lack of a word denoting lower intelligence, are planting non-native invasive species
as carbon sinks. A species that parches the land and squashes the
native biodiversity (in researching this post, I learned over and over
again that virtually nothing else will live among imported eucalyptus
forests).

Those dipshits didn't learn their lessons form Northern California? Eucalyptus was planted there to become a source for lumber once the redwoods were harvested. Didn't pan out, of course.

But the science is settled, deniers, so STFU!

Posted by: No Whining at September 26, 2011 12:58 PM (UzjcV)

16 You know what amuses me? How people focus on the whole awwww cute fuzzy part of the koala and ignore the whole big ass claws eat off your face part.
Posted by: alexthechick
That's only when we got ripped off our fuzzy asses from fermented Eucalyptus berries. So I'm a mean drunk. Do you look as good as I do hungover?

Posted by: Quantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 12:58 PM (326rv)

17 This is how overpopulation really works. The ruthless simply sweep the inconvenient extra people that don't serve their purposes. Every leftist cause can be served with a bit of murder.

Want a nature preserve? Kill everyone living there.

Welfare state gotten too expensive? Kill off some of those excess people who aren't doing anything useful for their state masters.

It's coming. Or rather, it's coming again. They saw it already in Russia and China. It's just coming to new venues.

Eucalyptus? Are trying to create a massive wildfire?

Posted by: epobirs at September 26, 2011 12:58 PM (kcfmt)

18 Eucalyptus makes entire rivers disappear and you can't get rid of the stuff once it's established. They're fucked, but at least "the levels of the seas" might go down, so they have that going for them.

Posted by: t-bird at September 26, 2011 12:58 PM (FcR7P)

19 Communismor environmentalism it's allthe same thing. The left knows better for you what's best for you and you end up dead in the end

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 26, 2011 12:58 PM (1Jaio)

20 Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2011 12:54 PM (VtjlW)


The ban on DDT killed over 20,000,000 Africans (and more worldwide) needlessly, based on a lie told by Rachel Carson and perpetuated by Nixon hack William Ruckleshaus. They are as guilty of mass murder as Stalin, Hitler of Mao.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2011 12:58 PM (UlUS4)

21 Posted by: alexthechick

you weren't real specific on twitter... did you , or did you NOT hit on the sweety that came into the office? Morons gotta know.

Posted by: The Great Malcom's Ghost at September 26, 2011 12:59 PM (UrPTC)

22 Hunting environmentalists would make a great reality show.


Call it......uh......"Screaming Liberals Being Run Down and Killed for Sport"

Posted by: Lawrence of the Labia at September 26, 2011 12:59 PM (SCA7G)

23
My WHITE house freaked out

Posted by: SCOAMF at September 26, 2011 01:00 PM (1rflU)

24 I always wondered why America is supposed to be the biggest environmental offender, why are they planting trees in Africa?

Shouldn't they plant them here? Immediate impact and all that?

Posted by: © Sponge at September 26, 2011 01:00 PM (UK9cE)

25 13 Question:Why was the eucalyptus tree chosen for planting? None of the envirotards did any due diligence?
Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 12:57 PM (GQ8sn)
Qui bono? Someone is sellling themselves the trees, I'd wager.

Posted by: Randy M at September 26, 2011 01:00 PM (vI8R6)

26 Posted by: alexthechickyou weren't real specific on twitter... did you , or did you NOT hit on the sweety that came into the office? Morons gotta know.
Posted by: The Great Malcom's Ghost

Yeah. She treed me, IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Quantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:00 PM (326rv)

27 11
Anybody seen the movie Shooter?

The book that movie was based on, "Point of Impact" was a great read BTW.

Posted by: The Great Malcom's Ghost at September 26, 2011 01:01 PM (UrPTC)

28 This is an almost perfect example of the liberal mindset, which proceeds from an absolute ignorance of the unintended consequences of its policy prescriptions. Something sounds good, sounds noble, sounds idealistic in a romantic saving-the-world and helping-the-poor kind of way. So we say we are for it and we vote for it and we support it with our words and even sometimes our liberal largesse. But then the market is what the market is -- objective, remorseless, pitiless. (Note: I don't mean this in a bad way, only that market forces are reality, and reality doesn't care about pretty words or imagined utopias. Reality -- the market -- simply goes about its business.) And so the market seeks out ways to make money off your noble-sounding romantic idea. And man being what man is too, things happen that you never intended. Poor people get pushed off their land and even murdered so that you can grow eucalyptus trees and then trade your carbon credits for cash in an abstract market thousands of miles away, so that you can feel good about yourselves.

Repeat the same scenario for the tens of millions murdered inCommunist Russia or Communist China; or the millions who have died of malaria becausewenobly wanted to rid the world of the scourge of DDT. The liberal's good intentions forever break apart on the shoals of unintended consequences, reality's rocks.

Posted by: The Regular Guy at September 26, 2011 01:02 PM (qHCyt)

29 8
At some point, our society has to wake up to what environmentalists (and
liberals) really are, and to start imprisoning stop fucking listening to these assholes.Posted by: KG at September 26, 2011 12:53 PM (LD21B)

That's the nicest thing I can say (what I'm thinking, on the other hand ...)

Posted by: No Whining at September 26, 2011 01:02 PM (UzjcV)

30 off Firefly sock

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at September 26, 2011 01:02 PM (UrPTC)

31 Quantas

There's no "I" in team, and there's no "u" in Qantas.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 26, 2011 01:02 PM (16lYZ)

32 None of the envirotards did any due diligence?


Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 12:57 PM (GQ8sn)
Do they ever?

Posted by: KG at September 26, 2011 01:02 PM (LD21B)

33 The ban on DDT killed over 20,000,000 Africans (and more worldwide) needlessly, based on a lie told by Rachel Carson and perpetuated by Nixon hack William Ruckleshaus. They are as guilty of mass murder as Stalin, Hitler of Mao.
Oh hell yes. I got into a screaming match with some jackass from Greenpeace that ended with me shrieking "At least I'm the one who doesn't want brown and black people to die you piece of shit!"
You know, I hate throwing racism charges around, but it's fascinating to me how the environmentalists sure as hell seem to have no problems condemning vast swathes of Africa to horrible death. Not to mention that whole pesky misogyny of killing off Chinese girl babies. Yeah, don't mention any of that because because because Gaia!

Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2011 01:03 PM (VtjlW)

34 24 I always wondered why America is supposed to be the biggest environmental offender, why are they planting trees in Africa?Shouldn't they plant them here? Immediate impact and all that?
Posted by: © Sponge at September 26, 2011 01:00 PM (UK9cE)
Maybe they blocked the Kennedy's view like the windmills they killed did.

Posted by: Randy M at September 26, 2011 01:03 PM (vI8R6)

35

But in this case, the government and the company said the settlers were
illegal and evicted for a good cause: to protect the environment and
help fight global warming.

Gaia is a scrunt and her followers are cold-hearted bastids.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 26, 2011 01:03 PM (9hSKh)

36 So they are planting Pine and Eucalyptus.

hahahahahahaha

The irony it burns. Pine releases massive amounts of ozone and turns the soil acidic. In CA they transplanted Eucalyptus from Australia in the 1800s. Not only does it suck water out of the soil at prodigious rates but it has become known as the "gasoline tree".

They burn like gasoline once ignited.

All for the sake of a damnable worldwide scam that has already been proven as a scam and a fraud to anyone with half a brain.

Of course the people pushing this know its a fraud.

Posted by: Vic at September 26, 2011 01:04 PM (M9Ie6)

37 Qui bono? Someone is sellling themselves the trees, I'd wager.

It makes no sense. Why plant a tree that is the WORST possible choice into an environment that's already deep in the shitter as far as sustainability is concerned? That's completely fucked up.

And why not plant food? Food is made up of a whole bunch of carbon atoms. Can't they use the food to trap carbon and eat the end product to sustain themselves instead of looking at an oily tree?

Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 01:04 PM (GQ8sn)

38 Quantas There's no "I" in team, and there's no "u" in Qantas.
Posted by: Waterhouse
I live in trees, get drunk off of berries and you want spelling? Next you'll expect me to fly one of the airplanes.If I had a middle finger, guess what I'd be doing with it?

Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:05 PM (326rv)

39 11
Anybody seen the movie
Shooter? Government frames a spec forces sniper with the murder of an
African Bishop who was speaking out against their big oil cronies
killing people in Africa.
Funny just how inverted the progressive view really is.Posted by: Randy M at September 26, 2011 12:56 PM (vI8R6)

While the movie was a perversion of the book, I was reminded of the offing of an entire village in order to have a pumping station installed from it when I read this post.

Posted by: No Whining at September 26, 2011 01:05 PM (UzjcV)

40
We left peacefully ... right after being beaten. Yep, sounds like an environmentalist! Nothing like taking an issue and politicizing it to advance youragenda!
Should be interesting to see what this Administrationhas in store for politicizing Rosh Hashanah this week. Hmmm, alook back to the White House Easter Egg Roll might provide some clues ...

http://ow.ly/6EjX6





Posted by: ombdz at September 26, 2011 01:06 PM (2DpoY)

41 Posted by: No Whining at September 26, 2011 01:05 PM (UzjcV)
It's okay this time, it's for the children planet.

Posted by: Randy M at September 26, 2011 01:08 PM (vI8R6)

42 Remember, The Science is Settled!

Posted by: Speedy the Neutrino at September 26, 2011 01:08 PM (MtwBb)

43
Note to Kenya: take the money. Say you've planted forests. Even send pictures. Make sure the only thing that actually occurs is accounting irregularities.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at September 26, 2011 01:08 PM (1hM1d)

44 you weren't real specific on twitter... did you , or did you NOT hit on the sweety that came into the office? Morons gotta know.
*hangs head in shame* I only hit on her a little bit. It's not my fault! She was this tall, artsy ginger wearing glasses. I am only human! Earthquakes, floods, locusts it's not my fault!
Hmmm. Given the amount of exclamation points I'm using recently, I'm guessing the caffeine finally kicked in.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2011 01:08 PM (VtjlW)

45 It's a revealing conceit too, that growing food is considered less of a
"good" cause for uprooting people than growing trees for absorbing
carbon.
The carbon output from torching some villages caused Gaia to cry.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 26, 2011 01:08 PM (QKKT0)

46 <i>but it's fascinating to me how the environmentalists sure as hell seem
to have no problems condemning vast swathes of Africa to horrible
death. Not to mention that whole pesky misogyny of killing off Chinese
girl babies. </i>

Maurice Strong, Algore's buddy --> reduce the population by 2/3s. So, those sorts of things are no big deal to an environut.

Posted by: beasn at September 26, 2011 01:09 PM (aiWtu)

47 Burning African villages? Is there still time for me to get in on this?

Posted by: Zombie King Leopold II at September 26, 2011 01:09 PM (QKKT0)

48 It makes no sense. Why plant a tree that is the WORST possible choice
into an environment that's already deep in the shitter as far as
sustainability is concerned? That's completely fucked up.

At the second link in this post:

''He also
added that "we doubt whether the intention of the company
is to plant trees and protect the environment,” because “since
2005, they have been cutting down trees which we had preserved for
commercial timber.”''


Posted by: lauraw at September 26, 2011 01:10 PM (JVd4N)

49 Yes, but it's all about the good intentions!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2011 12:53 PM (UlUS4)

Hey, that's what I'm paved with!

Posted by: The Road to Hell at September 26, 2011 01:10 PM (Ng1pA)

50 you weren't real specific on twitter... did you , or did you NOT hit on the sweety that came into the office? Morons gotta know.
*hangs head in shame* I only hit on her a little bit. It's not my fault! She was this tall, artsy ginger wearing glasses. I am only human! Earthquakes, floods, locusts it's not my fault!
Posted by: alexthechick

Have a bucket of overripe berries. You'll feel better. I'm tall. I'm about 27 feet off the ground at the moment.

Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:10 PM (326rv)

51
Remember BIRDEMIC?

Lauraw posted about the awful low-budget film. It is riffed by the MST3K guys. Hilarious, of course.

The movie is a commentary on global warming. And mental retardation.

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at September 26, 2011 01:10 PM (sqkOB)

52 Blood Carbon Credits

Posted by: Dang at September 26, 2011 01:10 PM (TXKVh)

53 If I had a middle finger, guess what I'd be doing with it?

Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:05 PM (326rv)
Tell, Tell!

Posted by: Aussie Barney Frank at September 26, 2011 01:11 PM (LH6ir)

54 The 10-10 people approve.

It's not hard to understand why the Left gets along so swimmingly with Islam; both of them hate human life.

They love death the way we love life. They tell us as much periodically, in protest marches, in culture, in entertainment, but we don't really pay attention to what they are very plainly telling us, and it isn't nice.

Posted by: KinleyArdal at September 26, 2011 01:12 PM (XTdJo)

55 Who the hell is Gallup polling on weekends? Ever notice Obama's numbers jump during the weekend, then crash during the weekday?

Posted by: Johnny (John E.) at September 26, 2011 01:12 PM (nRTou)

56 ''He also
added that "we doubt whether the intention of the company
is to plant trees and protect the environment,” because “since
2005, they have been cutting down trees which we had preserved for
commercial timber.”''

Wow...just wow.

Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 01:13 PM (GQ8sn)

57 If I had a middle finger, guess what I'd be doing with it?
Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:05 PM (326rv)
Tell, Tell!
Posted by: Aussie Barney Frank

Put your shrimp on somebody's else's barbie.

Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:13 PM (326rv)

58 Enviro terrorists want people wiped out. For Gaia. My answer? Okay. You go first.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2011 01:13 PM (UOM48)

59 Enviro terrorists want people wiped out. For Gaia. My answer? Okay. You go first.
I was re-reading Rainbow Six the other night because the solution of what to do with the murdering bastard environmentalists makes me warm in the sub-cockle regions.
Also I cannot be the only one planning on watching Terra Nova tonight so I can root for the dinosaurs.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2011 01:16 PM (VtjlW)

60 "tie me kangaroo down sport, tie me kangaroo down"
I've done some things I'm not proud of. Don't judge.

Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:16 PM (326rv)

61 Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2011 01:03 PM (VtjlW)



I always see the same assholes petition-driving for Planned Parenthood. I think next time I see them I will actually tell them that I will sign their petition because any agency that can rid the world of black people as fast as they have since their founding has got my support!

I am being sarcastic, of course, but these idealistic kids have no idea what they are supporting. They should look up Margaret Sanger's papers, the Nazi doctors and the T-4 program, eugenics etc.

Heads will either explode, or they will call you a liar and spit at you. Fuck them.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2011 01:16 PM (UlUS4)

62 I was re-reading Rainbow Six the other night because the solution of
what to do with the murdering bastard environmentalists makes me warm
in the sub-cockle regions.

Go on...

Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 01:16 PM (GQ8sn)

63 "A boy is a dog is a cat is a rat."
And apparently all of them are worth less than a tree, even an explosively flammable one.
Yet, somehow we don't treat environmentalists like the enemy of the human race that they are.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2011 01:17 PM (ItDg4)

64 but we don't really pay attention to what they are very plainly telling us, and it isn't nice.
Posted by: KinleyArdal at September 26, 2011 01:12 PM (XTdJo)
Well, we do but everyone in the middle of the political spectrum don't because they have their heads stuck in the sand or up their ass, take your pick. Then there's the left who lie about everything anyway.
It's sad and frightening that those of us that know that lefties are evil are in the minority.
And I'm not talking evil as in really, really bad, I'm talking full on Satanic darkness evil.

Posted by: ErikW at September 26, 2011 01:17 PM (Ng1pA)

65 Enviro terrorists want people wiped out. For Gaia. My answer? Okay. You go first.

To the left, morality is judged by adherence to ideology. By being an ardent believer that 'all of us' should make sacrifices, you yourself are exempted from those sacrifices.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at September 26, 2011 01:17 PM (FkKjr)

66 43 Note to Kenya: take the money. Say you've planted forests. Even send pictures. Make sure the only thing that actually occurs is accounting irregularities.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at September 26, 2011 01:08 PM (1hM1d)
Says something about a movement if gross corruption would be an improvement.

Posted by: Randy M at September 26, 2011 01:17 PM (vI8R6)

67 I was re-reading Rainbow Six the other night because the solution of what to do with the murdering bastard environmentalists makes me warm in the sub-cockle regions.Go on...
Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 01:16 PM (GQ8sn)
It's been a long time since I read it but I think the environmentalists are stripped naked and sent into the jungle. Do I have that right?

Posted by: ErikW at September 26, 2011 01:19 PM (Ng1pA)

68 Qui bono? Someone is sellling themselves the trees, I'd wager.

Posted by: Randy M at September 26, 2011 01:00 PM

Well, if it's all for a good cause, I'm OK with killing a few Africans. Plenty left over for photo ops

Posted by: Bono at September 26, 2011 01:19 PM (Y+DPZ)

69 Sorry for the OT, but I want to make sure our Emerald City morons-ettes are all OK. Just heard there was an explosion in a Seattle suburb about 2 hours ago. Will be praying for everyone involved.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT--SCOAMF is one and done! at September 26, 2011 01:20 PM (Zgfnd)

70 13 Question:Why was the eucalyptus tree chosen for planting? None of the envirotards did any due diligence?
Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 12:57 PM (GQ8sn)
They're poisonous, spread easily,and hard to get rid of. If the malaria and abortion funding don't work they can crowd out the food supply.

Posted by: dagny at September 26, 2011 01:21 PM (Dv0Db)

71 They should just throw all the non-aborted into volcanos to please Gaia.

or maybe just the Goracles of the world.

are any of us surprised?
we knew it wasn't about anything but a money making scheme, children can burn .

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2011 01:21 PM (h+qn8)

72 ""Hunting environmentalists would make a great reality show.








Call it......uh......"Screaming Liberals Being Run Down and Killed for Sport""



Thats some funny shit there.

Posted by: Berserker at September 26, 2011 01:21 PM (FMbng)

73 I've been saying for years that these CO2 nuts want to destroy the environment (and people) to save it. They'll put wind turbines over the endangered species they kill just because of the Demon Molecule. Same with wiping out endangered species habitat in the tropics for ethanol and biodiesel plantations.

I knew they hated people, but I didn't know how much, and to what extent they'd be willing to destroy other species. It's all about the money, yet they say tea party folks are the corporate tools.

Posted by: stace, teahadi extremist bitch at September 26, 2011 01:22 PM (lYlx9)

74 It's been a long time since I read it but I think the environmentalists are stripped naked and sent into the jungle. Do I have that right?
Yup, the compound they are at is blown up but good, all the vehicles destroyed, they're stripped naked and set free in the Amazon. I mean, hey, they want to live with nature, right? Though I did feel bad for the poor leopards and piranha and capybra (shut up I don't care if they aren't carnivorous) that ate them, poor things being stuck eating stringly envirotard.
In other piranha news, you have to love that the sequel is called Piranha 3DD.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2011 01:22 PM (VtjlW)

75 It's all just excess biomass, plus they don't look like us. Oh, and you're a racist.

Posted by: Environmentists at September 26, 2011 01:22 PM (RD7QR)

76 It's been a long time since I read it but I think the environmentalists
are stripped naked and sent into the jungle. Do I have that right?

Helicoptered in and left in the Amazon.... close enough.....

Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2011 01:23 PM (C8hzL)

77 I can go along with this program . In fact , we need to move some people off of environmentally sensitive areas here in the U.S. I can think of two right off the top of my head .
Hilton Head , because of the Loggerhead sea turtles and Long Beach because of the sea otters and because I want to hear the liberals scream .

Posted by: awkward davies at September 26, 2011 01:23 PM (YCW1b)

78 It's been a long time since I read it but I think the environmentalists
are stripped naked and sent into the jungle. Do I have that right?

Yes, I know. Clark makes them go 100 native and checks back on them after year and there's nobody left alive.

I was wanting to hear more about ATC's regions...

Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 01:23 PM (GQ8sn)

79 ""Hunting environmentalists would make a great reality show. Call it......uh......"Screaming Liberals Being Run Down and Killed for Sport""Thats some funny shit there.
Posted by: Berserker

I'd watch.

Posted by: Qantas: the official airline of "Screaming Liberals Being Run Down and Killed for Sport"" at September 26, 2011 01:23 PM (6rX0K)

80 Heh. O/T but fun: watching the Wall Street "ragers" getting dragged off screaming like banshees by the po-po, on Fox. I'm just glad it's not smell-o-vision.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2011 01:23 PM (UOM48)

81 You know how bad this eco-fascist nihilism is? I first saw this story on Weasel Zippers early on the weekend. It linked to a link that went to... Alex Jones.

Fortunately, the primary sources linked there went to legit sources like the NYT and the UK Guardian.

The lesson here? When a libtard cause can even make ALEX JONES get something right, it's a really, really bad cause.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 26, 2011 01:23 PM (AZGON)

82 As they say, you have to kill a few cows to make a bag of Cheetos

Posted by: Dr Charles Johnson, Scienceologist at September 26, 2011 01:23 PM (Y+DPZ)

83
..... on a side note....

.... ever noticed that those proclaiming to be "environmentalists" the loudest..... are usually the least equipped to actually survive in it????


Posted by: fixerupper at September 26, 2011 01:24 PM (C8hzL)

84
72
""Hunting environmentalists would make a great reality show.








Call it......uh......"Screaming Liberals Being Run Down and Killed for Sport""



Thats some funny shit there.


Posted by: Berserker at September

Have y'all ever watched Hogs Gone Wild on Discovery Channel? Yeah, it would be just like that.

Posted by: stace, teahadi extremist bitch at September 26, 2011 01:24 PM (lYlx9)

85 80
Heh. O/T but fun: watching the Wall Street "ragers" getting dragged
off screaming like banshees by the po-po, on Fox. I'm just glad it's
not smell-o-vision.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2011 01:23 PM

You should see the lefty blogs on this, along with the Alex Jones branch of ZH. They're ranting that it's like Tianamen Square



Posted by: kbdabear at September 26, 2011 01:25 PM (Y+DPZ)

86 The notion that the left is motivated by altruism or empathy is probably the greatest lie foisted upon humankind in the last two centuries. These people are singularly self-centered and self-serving.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at September 26, 2011 01:25 PM (vbh31)

87 I was wanting to hear more about ATC's regions...
A lady does not tell. Here, hold on, let me tee that one up a bit better for the Horde.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2011 01:26 PM (VtjlW)

88 Hunting environmentalists would make a great reality show.

Disagree. Most of them are scrawny hipster types that don't eat meat or animal protein so they would get tired and collapse after a hundred feet or so and give up. The show would be over before the starting credits finished. It's too fuckin' easy!


Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 01:26 PM (GQ8sn)

89 80
Heh. O/T but fun: watching the Wall Street "ragers" getting dragged
off screaming like banshees by the po-po, on Fox. I'm just glad it's
not smell-o-vision.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2011 01:23 PM

These same ranting clowns go quiet when real protestors are gunned down in Syria and Iran though, don't they

Posted by: kbdabear at September 26, 2011 01:26 PM (Y+DPZ)

90 72
""Hunting environmentalists would make a great reality show.


Call it......uh......"Screaming Liberals Being Run Down and Killed for Sport""That's some funny shit there.Posted by: Berserker at September 26, 2011 01:21 PM (FMbng)

Call it Just Desserts and I'll watch ...

Posted by: No Whining at September 26, 2011 01:27 PM (UzjcV)

91 I was wanting to hear more about ATC's regions...
A lady does not tell. Here, hold on, let me tee that one up a bit better for the Horde.
Posted by: alexthechick

So write it down instead.

Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:27 PM (6rX0K)

92 A lady does not tell.

Who's a lady?

Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 01:28 PM (GQ8sn)

93 These same ranting clowns go quiet when real protestors are gunned down in Syria and Iran though, don't they.


Hey ...... better thee than me.....

Posted by: Ranting Clowns Union Local 412 at September 26, 2011 01:28 PM (C8hzL)

94 They're ranting that it's like Tianamen Square
Ohh, do I get a tank then? /denounces self
Actually, such a comparison makes me burn with rage. There is a qualitative difference between the NYPD hauling someone off and the Chicoms putting a bullet in someone's brain and billing the family for the bullet.

Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2011 01:28 PM (VtjlW)

95 They're ranting that it's like Tianamen Square

We couldn't afford to drop ship tanks, so we did it by hand.

Posted by: New Forests Company at September 26, 2011 01:28 PM (AZGON)

96 Have y'all ever watched Hogs Gone Wild on Discovery Channel? Yeah, it would be just like that.
Posted by: stace, teahadi extremist bitch at September 26, 2011 01:24 PM (lYlx9)
LOL! That would be hilarious!

Posted by: ErikW at September 26, 2011 01:28 PM (Ng1pA)

97 It's been a long time since I read it but I think the environmentalists are stripped naked and sent into the jungle. Do I have that right?
Posted by: ErikW at September 26, 2011 01:19 PM (Ng1pA)

It's the perfect ending for any envirotard.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 26, 2011 01:28 PM (uoloY)

98 from the Guardian in the UK:

Longoli and his family of six lost everything last year when, with three months notice, the Ugandan government evicted him and thousands of others from the Mubende and Kiboga districts to make way for the UK-based New Forests Company to plant trees, to earn carbon credits and ultimately to sell the timber.

Today, the village school in Kiboga is a New Forests Company headquarters. More than 20,000 people have been made homeless and Longoli rents a small house in Lubaali village. He says he cannot go back for fear of being attacked.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 26, 2011 01:28 PM (AZGON)

99 32
None of the envirotards did any due diligence?


Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 12:57 PM (GQ8sn)
Do they ever?


Posted by: KG at September 26, 2011 01:02 PM (LD21B)

There is no due diligence required for emotional arguments

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 26, 2011 01:29 PM (pdRb1)

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Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 26, 2011 01:29 PM (z/Mo8)

101 94

They're ranting that it's like Tianamen Square
Ohh, do I get a tank then? /denounces self
Actually, such a comparison makes me burn with rage. There is a
qualitative difference between the NYPD hauling someone off and the
Chicoms putting a bullet in someone's brain and billing the family for
the bullet.





Posted by: alexthechick at September 26, 2011 01:28 PM (VtjlW)
Dammit, alex, you beat me.And if only. (denounces self)

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2011 01:30 PM (UOM48)

102 85
You should see the lefty blogs on this, along with the Alex Jones branch of ZH. They're ranting that it's like Tienanmen SquarePosted by: kbdabear at September 26, 2011 01:25 PM (Y+DPZ)
Cue the tanks!

Posted by: No Whining at September 26, 2011 01:30 PM (UzjcV)

103 Longoli and his family of six lost everything last year when, with three months notice, the Ugandan government evicted him and thousands of others from the Mubende and Kiboga districts to make way for the UK-based New Forests Company to plant trees, to earn carbon credits and ultimately to sell the timber. Today, the village school in Kiboga is a New Forests Company headquarters. More than 20,000 people have been made homeless and Longoli rents a small house in Lubaali village. He says he cannot go back for fear of being attacked.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure

These people were displaced to make way for trees and profiteering. The Tea party starts with the letter T.
You don't need a shitload of rotten berries to make this conection. But it sure helps.

Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:31 PM (6rX0K)

104 That's why at EoJ Carbon Credits N' Such, our custom guilt solutions are specifically tailored to meet your lifestyle needs.

IPO, dude. I'm buying as many shares as you have.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 26, 2011 01:31 PM (AZGON)

105 86 The notion that the left is motivated by altruism or empathy is probably the greatest lie foisted upon humankind in the last two centuries. These people are singularly self-centered and self-serving.
They're perfectly in favor of altruism, just not their own. They'll also take a nice cut for their kindness in administering some of your wealth to the more needy.

Posted by: Randy M at September 26, 2011 01:31 PM (vI8R6)

106
Sustainable farming now! Break the backs of The Agrio-Industrial Complex!What? You say sustainable farming methods can only feed around 4 billion people at best, and there are over 7 billion people in the world? Well, screw it...the world is dangerously overpopulated already!

Posted by: Some filthy, G0dless hippie. at September 26, 2011 01:32 PM (meEum)

107 More death counts due to the compassion of socialism

Of course these won't count as capitalist tea baggers dance on the graves of drowned Bangladeshis

Posted by: kbdabear at September 26, 2011 01:33 PM (Y+DPZ)

108 1. Dead Ugandans for carbon credits.
2. Texas oil men love carbon.
3. George W. Bush is a Texan.

Therefore Bush did it.

My Gaia, it's so easy!

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 26, 2011 01:33 PM (AZGON)

109 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 26, 2011 01:29 PM (z/Mo

Thread winner.

Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 01:33 PM (GQ8sn)

110 They're ranting that it's like Tienanmen Square

Major difference between this childish outburst and Tiennanmen Square is that most of these little whining douchetards would be on the side of the tanks.

Hell, half of them would volunteer to drive them...

Posted by: wiserbud at September 26, 2011 01:34 PM (3Okgs)

111 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 26, 2011 01:29 PM (z/MoThread winner.
Posted by: EC

No love for the cute drunken flying bear? You people suck. Don't ever walk beneath my tree.

Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:34 PM (6rX0K)

112 the horror of it all aside. Isn't it bizzare they'd BURN stuff down?

It's almost like they're arent really serious about Gaia.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2011 01:34 PM (h+qn8)

113 Filthy bastard asthmatics with their deadly inhalers are killing Gaia! Sob!

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2011 01:35 PM (MWBn8)

114 the Guardian again:

An Oxfam spokesman says: "They had schools, health centres, churches, permanent homes, and farms on which they grew crops to feed themselves and surpluses to sell at market. They paid taxes. Theirs were strong and thriving permanent communities.

"Land grabs are going under the radars of existing safeguards intended to protect vulnerable people. The New Forests Company describes itself as ethical and says it follows international standards, yet more than 20,000 people were evicted without meaningful consultation or compensation to make way for their plantations," says Oxfam director Barbara Stocking.

Clearly Barbara Stocking is a racist climate change denier. We all know Oxfam is a hotbed of right-wing extremism.

*rolling on floor laughing*

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 26, 2011 01:35 PM (AZGON)

115 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 26, 2011 01:29 PM



You forgot the disclaimer- Reading this may result in simultaneously laughing, burping, farting, and swallowing a lit cigarette.
lol

Posted by: Berserker at September 26, 2011 01:35 PM (FMbng)

116 George Orwell, yes i'd read your link yesterday to UK paper, it was so crazy I almost didn't believe it possible.

go figure.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2011 01:36 PM (h+qn8)

117 No love for the cute drunken flying bear?

I like Pedobear. Does that count?

Posted by: Morgan Freeman at September 26, 2011 01:36 PM (AZGON)

118 No love for the cute drunken flying bear? I like Pedobear. Does that count?
Posted by: Morgan Freeman

Definitely stay the hell away from my tree. Even I have limits.

Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:37 PM (6rX0K)

119 52
Blood Carbon Credits


Posted by: Dang at September 26, 2011 01:10 PM (TXKVh)
"Blood Forests" sounds catchier to me. And spookier.

Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2011 01:38 PM (vjyZP)

120 64....It's sad and frightening that those of us that know that lefties are evil are in the minority.
And I'm not talking evil as in really, really bad, I'm talking full on Satanic darkness evil.
Yup, ErickW.....they truly are.
And instead of embracing space exploration, whereby we might find new territories for our ever-increasing population to habitate......the lefties want to kill off people as a solution to overpopulation.
But 'it's all for the children' dontcha know.

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 26, 2011 01:38 PM (iCeCI)

121 Our brave new world will not be for the squeamish. *sigh*

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 26, 2011 01:38 PM (uoloY)

122 I have a helpful suggestion to help out all the tards protesting capitalism in NYC. Fire all their parents and relatives from private sector jobs. Might make these geniuses a bit more alert to what capitalism has done for our society. Added benefit, maybe their mommies and daddies will kick them out of the basement and stop feeding them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2011 01:40 PM (MWBn8)

123 in response to global climate change scam, People such as Perry and Romney should send their people off to check out these stories. and Then the Information should be brought with their political power during election season !


Posted by: willow at September 26, 2011 01:42 PM (h+qn8)

124 Someone should set up an exchange where rich, idiot libtards can purchase carbon credits by turning in their dastardly "hard carbon" assets that are contributing to global warming.

De Beers would be pissed.

Posted by: grognard at September 26, 2011 01:43 PM (NS2Mo)

125 And I'm serious about #122. These useless f_cks need a lesson in where the benefits they reap comes from.

Added note. Was listening to a Wisconsin radio station in my car this afternoon. Apparently the public sector unions in Wisconsin are targeting some private businesses, such as Johnsonville. Are these people really too stupid to realize where the money comes from to pay their wages? I used to respect teachers. No more.

Posted by: nerdygirl at September 26, 2011 01:43 PM (MWBn8)

126 Libtards (first time i've ever used that term) would rather fly their dinner dates to another state, than save the carbon use for the children.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2011 01:45 PM (h+qn8)

127 Speaking of carbon. I'm getting hungry.

Posted by: Soona - Tearorrist at September 26, 2011 01:46 PM (uoloY)

128 libtards would rather use two jets to visit another country, than save a child from being burned to death to plant a tree.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2011 01:46 PM (h+qn8)

129 goracle, kills children!

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2011 01:47 PM (h+qn8)

130 I should set up my own one-man carbon credit exchange. Some rich libtard can pay me a shit ton of money and I promise not to fly anywhere for the next year.

Posted by: EC at September 26, 2011 01:48 PM (GQ8sn)

131
Hey, don't forget Crichton's State of Fear. Fun stuff, especially when the "Laurie David" character chickens out and the epic comeuppance of "Martin Sheen" (dismembered and eaten by Amazonian cannibals).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2011 01:52 PM (6BvaE)

132 If I had a middle finger, guess what I'd be doing with it?
Posted by: Qantas koala bear at September 26, 2011 01:05 PM (326rv)







Koala ain't got shit on me.

Posted by: The Aye Aye's Middle Finger of Death at September 26, 2011 01:55 PM (6BvaE)

133
The funniest/saddest part? The Chicago Climate Exchange officially closed down last month because carbon credits weren't selling.....
I bet Gore/Soros/Obama/etc. were PISSED to see their filthy lucre vanish before their very eyes.
But ya know, there comes a point at which you've made enough money.....

Posted by: Teresa Koch at September 26, 2011 01:59 PM (0xqzf)

134 The worst part of this, is I predicted this, in that general area (and parts of SE Asia) in my international policy class when we were talking about climate policy. I based it solely on similar programs and incidents in the past. I was told it was impossible.

I wish a bit I could laugh and say "I told you so" to the instructor, but I'm not that happy about being proven right.

Posted by: Ranba Ral at September 26, 2011 02:18 PM (G99e4)

135 If they are using invasive non native species, may I suggest kudzu? One plant would take over everything and not require clearing or burning homes, all would be covered.

A new state to be recognized by the UN in Africa, Kudzuland.

Posted by: MrTea at September 26, 2011 02:33 PM (cZT2v)

136 While in Kalifornia they are removing heatly and established Eucalyptus trees that are hundreds of years old.

Liberalism. Is. A. Mental. Disease.

Posted by: jukin at September 26, 2011 02:38 PM (vkkNZ)

137 Added bonus! It got rid of a village magical thinking Christians!Is that whyHizb'Allah and Hamas wear green?

Posted by: Bill in CT at September 26, 2011 02:40 PM (Uf5Bp)

138 "The end thoroughly justifies the means. The degradation of populaces is less inhuman than their destruction by atomic fission,(or Global Warming), for to an animal who lives only once, any life is sweeter than death." Qoute from Lavrent Pavlovich Beria, Early Soviet Commie kingpin. I added the GW part.

Posted by: jr at September 26, 2011 02:45 PM (uzbYw)

139 The liberal legacy of Ujamaa in Africa continues...

Posted by: joeindc44 at September 26, 2011 02:48 PM (QxSug)

140 X-posting from previous thread, regarding this subject:
1. Global warming is a grave threat, indeed. It apparently can burn people alive in their villages.
2. Flamethrowers are like gigantic aerosol cans you know. The greenies who commissioned this could get fined.
3. This has got to be the most depressing Lion King Sequel EVER!
4. "IT'S THE CIRCLE.....THE CIRCLE OF LIFE!"

Posted by: theCork at September 26, 2011 02:54 PM (iSyWd)

141 I wish a bit I could laugh and say "I told you so" to the instructor, but I'm not that happy about being proven right.

I know the feeling. I did a paper for a Geopolitics class in '89 that had a similar fate. The students were randomly assigned countries and had to do an analysis of past, present, and future prospects.

I got Afghanistan.

I wonder where that paper is now. Though admittedly, I'd be scared to see what I did and didn't get right, and how close to the mark.

Bonus points: I found no sources to work with published in book form subsequent to 1965.

Posted by: DarkLord© sez Obama is a stuttering clusterf--- of a miserable failure
Oh, and F--- Nevada!
at September 26, 2011 02:56 PM (GBXon)

142 I'm torn: Should I vomit or just go into shock?

Both?

Posted by: As If! at September 26, 2011 03:03 PM (piMMO)

143 100 Dead children are the ultimate carbon offset. Why, that 8 year-old child had approx. 70 years of carbon production ahead of him. That's why at EoJ Carbon Credits N' Such, our custom guilt solutions are specifically tailored to meet your lifestyle needs.
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Posted by: Empire of Jeff at September 26, 2011 01:29 PM (z/Mo
Seriously, you could get funding from Soros for that.

Posted by: theCork at September 26, 2011 03:20 PM (iSyWd)

144 122 I have a helpful suggestion to help out all the tards protesting capitalism in NYC. Fire all their parents and relatives from private sector jobs.
That right there is pure Genius

Posted by: The Schwalbe : © at September 26, 2011 03:24 PM (UU0OF)

145 This would make a great movie! Just think of it. In Africa a plucky scientist investigating the mating habits of the tse-tse fly witnesses the carnage of a burning village. Women, old men and crying children being herded by evil looking gunmen. Determined to see this wrong righted she tries to find out who is responsible. "The Corporation! The Corporation did this to us! Oh the humanity!" The soldiers are silent as to the corporate paymasters but as luck would have it, a bureaucrat that knows our heroine let's slip a name, or rather the initials CCFIRB*. Our plucky heroine (Gwyneth Palthrow or Renee Zellweger type) has a boyfriend(I'm thinking Ben Affleck or Colin Firth) back home who is an investigative journalist looking for some "real" work since Rupert Murdoch fired him.She calls him without knowing the phone line had been secretly tapped.. Jetting home with the slim lead involving the initials our heroes dash across Europe and America pursued by more evil men in Hybrid SUVs. Finally they track down the evil corporate overlord in his lair. It's Al Gore.

Get to work Hollywood!
*Carbon Credits for Incredibly Rich Bastards

Posted by: walrus at September 26, 2011 03:45 PM (Qr/Eg)

146 Hey, don't forget Crichton's State of Fear. Fun
stuff, especially when the "Laurie David" character chickens out and
the epic comeuppance of "Martin Sheen" (dismembered and eaten by
Amazonian cannibals).

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 26, 2011 01:52 PM (6BvaE)
Ha, you could almost hear Crichton chuckling to himself as he wrote that part.

Posted by: Jay in Ames at September 26, 2011 04:04 PM (UEEex)

147 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

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Posted by: jason at September 26, 2011 06:33 PM (WoNpc)

149 Saving the planet, one life at a a time.

Posted by: theCork at September 26, 2011 07:09 PM (iSyWd)

150 So in order to protect the Earth according to "SCIENCE(TM) we not only to deny the people of sub saharan Africa access to energy beyond burning brush wood and dried shit. We ALSO run them out of their homes to plant lots of the wrong sort of tree so some fat rich nominally green fuck can get his dick sucked by hookers in his private fleet of gulf stream 6 jets. And these are the very same fuckers behind this who can't ever shut up about about the horrors visited on the native american population during the post Columbian era. Great.

I suspect that we, as a civilization, are not going to hell for this gentlemen. Rather Hell will come here and collect us. We have no real moral direction anymore. All is permitted in the name of the right tone of bullshit until we have manifestly earned our destruction.

Posted by: cackfinger at September 26, 2011 07:36 PM (a9mQu)

151

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Posted by: The Dog Who Knew Too Much AudioBook at September 26, 2011 08:19 PM (YrF3W)

152 Everything environmentalists touch turns to shi%. They destroyed 500,000 acres here in the AZ white mountains. Now they are lamenting the destruction of 37 mexican spotted owl nesting sites. They stopped commercial logging, blocked forest thinning, blocked anything that would be beneficial to mankind. They have used the endangered species act to corrupt the Forest Service, the Game and Fish and most government regulatory agencies. If you donate one dime, if you donate one minute, if you as a hunter, fisherman, hiker, outdoorsman, lover of nature, and you support any aspect of their agenda, you are being played for a colossal fool.

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Posted by: w1ert4yamuy at September 27, 2011 01:33 AM (xAJyK)

154 So let me get this straight. Rich European and American leftists are destroying farmland in Africa and planting invasive species to despoil the land, preventing future farming.

Am I the only one who sees this as a scheme to kill black people through starvation and the inevitable violence that will break out as people begin robbing and killing their neighbors for the little remaining food?

Where is Al Sharpton? Where is Jesse Jackson? Southern Poverty Law Center? NAACP? .....Anyone? ....Bueller?


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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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