Change! Obama "Requests" The EPA Withdraw Job Killing Proposed Ozone Regulations

John Boehner and Eric Cantor have been hammering Obama on the danger his regulation fetish poses to the economy.

Two days ago Obama defended many of his regulations and pointed out many were just proposals that might not be imposed. Today, by chance I'm sure, some of those regulations were tossed under that bus.

President Obama abruptly pulled back proposed new national smog standards Friday morning, overruling the Environmental Protection Agency’s efforts to compel states and communities nationwide to reduce local air pollution in the coming years or face federal penalties.

The move represented a win for the business community, which had lobbied to postpone new restrictions on ground-level ozone—known as smog—until 2013 in light of the current economic downturn.

In a statement, Obama praised EPA administrator Lisa P. Jackson’s effort to improve the nation’s air quality, but said he had asked her to withdraw the draft standards since they were scheduled to be reconsidered two years from now anyway.

I'm sure Obama's liberal base will just love that.

Boehner isn't letting up. Reacting to today's job news, he went on the offensive against Obama's "triple threat" to the economy.

Boehner said private-sector job growth “continues to be undermined by the triple threat of higher taxes, more failed ‘stimulus’ spending and excessive federal regulations."

“Together, these Washington policies have created a fog of uncertainty that’s left small businesses unable to hire and American families worried about the future,” Boehner said.

...

Boehner’s statement was markedly different in tone from that of Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.), who suggested that there might be room for compromise between the administration and House Republicans.

Noting that Obama will “finally unveil his latest jobs plan” next week, Cantor said he believed there would be areas where Republicans and the White House could “work together to produce real results that will help job creators get people back to work.”

Expect liberals to go nuts over this stuff. They'll see it as giving in to Boehner and the GOP who will only be emboldened to demand more. And they'll be right. Obama's promised his TRILLION plus dollar, so-called "stimulus" would have unemployment under 7% by now and that without it we'd be at 8%. Well, we got it and unemployment is over 9% and the White House itself says it's going to be there for the next year at least. By their own lights, Obama's approach has made things worse, so you're damn right the GOP is going to try and move him, kicking and screaming if need be, to policies that will not only improve the GOP's electoral chances but improve the nation's economy. As the old saying goes, you can do well while doing good.

Thanks to David Hauptmann for the EPA story tip.

Mitch McConnell wants in on this and comes off the top rope with some quality snark.

This action alone will prevent more job losses than any speech the President has given

Heh.

Posted by: DrewM. at 11:17 AM



Comments

1 Somewhat less BHOned then.

Posted by: that guy at September 02, 2011 11:19 AM (GTbGH)

2 He's a Stuttering Clusterf*ck of a Miserable Failure....
...That is all.....Carry On.

Posted by: MrObvious at September 02, 2011 11:21 AM (qwhLZ)

3 This is just terrible. We have a lot of dead trees here in Vermont and now Vermont will become a barren wasteland. President Obama must not cave to the stupid republicons. A sad day for America and the trees people !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: The Clogginstein Family from Brattleboro,VT and Proud of It ! at September 02, 2011 11:21 AM (48wze)

4 Gaia wept.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 11:22 AM (UOM48)

5 premature ejaculation by clusterfuck himself

Eject Reject Castrate

Impose sabotage, then remove in time to claim he "fixed" something...

Posted by: maverick muse at September 02, 2011 11:23 AM (lpWVn)

6 I think you meant trillion-dollar stimulus.

Posted by: pep at September 02, 2011 11:23 AM (6TB1Z)

7 Obama's promised his billion dollar, so-called "stimulus"

That should be "trillion".

And yeah, by doing this reveals that Obama knows these regs are going to kill jobs. How fucking transparent is this motherfucker? And remember how he open up the SPR amid rising gas prices? That too was an implicit understanding that supply of a good directly affects the market prices.

This cocksucker can't go soon enough. What a SCOAMF.

Posted by: EC at September 02, 2011 11:24 AM (GQ8sn)

8 One job killing reg down, thousands to go.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 11:24 AM (ZDUD4)

9 Somewhat less BHOned then.

Posted by: that guy at September 02, 2011 11:19 AM

Relax, they're just words.

Posted by: Barry Obama at September 02, 2011 11:24 AM (kD+se)

10 If the EPA had been around in 2 million BC, fire would not have been allowed.

Posted by: pep at September 02, 2011 11:24 AM (6TB1Z)

11 trillion-godzillion

Posted by: maverick muse at September 02, 2011 11:24 AM (lpWVn)

12 But ... but ... but ... THE CHILDREN!!!!!


*wailing* *gnashing of teeth*

Posted by: Libby McDouchebag at September 02, 2011 11:25 AM (qiOph)

13 10, And the wheel would have been square.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 11:25 AM (ZDUD4)

14 This is just going to confuse the hell out of Mittens.

Posted by: beedubya at September 02, 2011 11:25 AM (AnTyA)

15 Somehow I don't see these rules actually being delayed.

Posted by: kansas at September 02, 2011 11:25 AM (SjdO4)

16 Daddy, why do you hate Gaia?

Posted by: Malia and Sasha at September 02, 2011 11:26 AM (UOM48)

17 Well if this BS regulation really does get stopped we'll have dodged a big disaster. Let's hope for the best...
I'm thankful to those Repub leaders who had the brains and work ethic to head this off.

Posted by: Reactionary at September 02, 2011 11:26 AM (4nbyM)

18 sigh...

Posted by: Ben at September 02, 2011 11:26 AM (wuv1c)

19 Dear Mr. JEF,

Regarding your request to not implement new EPA rules:

Yeah, I'll get on that right away. Not.

Lisa

Posted by: Lisa Jackson at September 02, 2011 11:27 AM (SjdO4)

20 It's not so much that Bams is weak, it's that he is wrong.

And Boehner knows it.

Posted by: PJ at September 02, 2011 11:28 AM (FlVA8)

21 The FAIL is so great, I'm at a loss for words.

Posted by: EC at September 02, 2011 11:28 AM (GQ8sn)

22 If the EPA had been around in 2 million BC, fire would not have been allowed.
Posted by: pep at September 02, 2011 11:24 AM (6TB1Z)

Thankfully in ancient times being a useless bullshit artist was a good way to get yourself thrown out of the tribe. If only that were true today!

Posted by: Reactionary at September 02, 2011 11:29 AM (4nbyM)

23 I actually take this as a good sign. As much as I like to beat the JEF about the head and neck (figuratively, of course), this is the right thing to do for America.

I'm sure it must have dribbled painfully out of his SCOAMF ass, like the day after eating a dozen Thermonuclear wings. But if this gets a few more Americans employed, I'm all for it,

And yes, now Boehner ought to press the advantage.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at September 02, 2011 11:29 AM (qiOph)

24 Next....Obamacare.

Posted by: EC at September 02, 2011 11:29 AM (GQ8sn)

25 Cantor said he believed there would be areas where Republicans and the
White House could “work together to produce real results that will help
job creators get people back to work.”


So, who's primary'n Jooboy?

Posted by: Darrell Issa at September 02, 2011 11:30 AM (EL+OC)

26 Thankfully in ancient times being a
useless bullshit artist was a good way to get yourself thrown out of
the tribe bashed in the head with a rock. If only that were true today!

Posted by: Reactionary at September 02, 2011 11:29 AM

More realistic.


Posted by: huerfano at September 02, 2011 11:30 AM (kD+se)

27 The stupid, lying, stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure is having a hard time? Unexpected? Prepare to share the miserable failure; stuttering is optional.

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at September 02, 2011 11:30 AM (McHnx)

28
24

Yup. Keep on rollin.

Posted by: eastvalleyphx at September 02, 2011 11:30 AM (qiOph)

29 Next....Obamacare.
Yeah. Right.

Posted by: the guy who posts double-positive irony at September 02, 2011 11:31 AM (Qxe/p)

30 pep,

Oh jebus, yeah. Thanks.

Posted by: DrewM. at September 02, 2011 11:31 AM (YqXne)

31 I'm seeing a lot of their loose shit crashing down around their ears. And I say that it is good.

Posted by: Truman North, TPT at September 02, 2011 11:31 AM (I2LwF)

32 I asked Ms. Jackson to delay implementation of the job killing rules. She declined. What can I do? It's an independent agency, and it's Bush's fault.

Posted by: Barack Obama President of the United States at September 02, 2011 11:31 AM (SjdO4)

33 I think we need to be very sure not to give Obama "credit" for this. After all, he's not killing regs already in effect, he's just choosing not to make the environment worse.

He's already made it worse with all the regs he's already had put in place (yes, I say him, not the EPA or whoever- the buck still stops with the President). If he want's credit, he needs to do something positive, not just refraing from doing something negative.

Oh. And Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 02, 2011 11:32 AM (8y9MW)

34 obama has now become a shill for the right wing

Posted by: the left at September 02, 2011 11:32 AM (IpiZb)

35 13 10, And the wheel would have been square.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 11:25 AM (ZDUD4)
Nah, they would have banned wheels entirely,because wheel ruts are destructive of the delicate subterranean biosphere.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 02, 2011 11:32 AM (4df7R)

36
Wrong!

Regulations Create Jobs

"Actually, environmental regulations create more jobs because it drives
innovation. There's more investment from venture capitalists into trying
to invent the new technologies which we use here in the United States
and then we export around the rest of the world. What's really going on
here is that there's a contest amongst Republicans as to who can be the
most anti-environment. For Republicans, EPA stands for 'Every Polluter's
Ally.' And, you know, when Rick Perry says that he wants Texas to be
able to secede from the union, he also wants the union to secede from
science. Rick Perry and these other guys, they're allergic to science.
And too many of the tea party people, who basically don't believe in
science are now controlling a Republican party that once had a long rich
history."

-Ed Asswipe Markey (Dildo-MA)
August 18, 2011


Posted by: früt soothie at September 02, 2011 11:33 AM (sqkOB)

37 "Inconceivable".

Posted by: That Guy in Princess Bride at September 02, 2011 11:33 AM (SjdO4)

38 Let's see... my base is dwindling, those who voted for me will most likely sit out the next election....

How can I fire them up one more time.....

Wait! I got it!! I will deny them the things they love so very much, like oppressive regulations that supposedly are going to save Mother Gaia that would have cost those "evil corporations" billions of dollars, then blame it on the Republicans!

Hellooooo, Outraged Voters for Obama. I've missed you so.

Posted by: SCoaMF at September 02, 2011 11:33 AM (3Okgs)

39
Uncertainty is the great economic killer. Entrepreneurs can't plan, lenders won't loan, builders can't build, employers won't hire.

Posted by: Huusker at September 02, 2011 11:33 AM (+GTBC)

40 The riot police beating protesters (a la 196 at the DNC Convention is going to be must see TV next year...

Posted by: H Badger at September 02, 2011 11:33 AM (n/0Nw)

41 "Inconceivable".

We used that brand of birth control for all 3 kids!

Posted by: the guy who posts double-positive irony at September 02, 2011 11:34 AM (Qxe/p)

42 Business are not expanding due to uncertainty. When the Fed acts like Joe Biden on meth, they go defensive. If the Fed applies regulates in a arbitrary manner (i.e., Gibson) business will retract and protect their business.

Posted by: The Robot Devil at September 02, 2011 11:35 AM (K0sen)

43 I'm sure Obama's liberal base will just love that.

Payback Reality is a bitch.

The most super genius president ever has gotten himself into quite a position. Directly between the rock of his out-of-touch-with-reality base who he will need to turn out in huge numbers and the hard place of the consequences of the economy destroyed by his policies.

P.S. That Kevin Jackson fellow in the headlines is a racist.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 02, 2011 11:35 AM (TVvXc)

44 15 Somehow I don't see these rules actually being delayed.
Posted by: kansas at September 02, 2011 11:25 AM (SjdO4)
Ditto.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Hobbit at September 02, 2011 11:36 AM (4df7R)

45 Keep it up Asswipe Markey.

Posted by: I'm Rick Perry Bitches at September 02, 2011 11:36 AM (SjdO4)

46 So its ok to breathe again. Well, thank you mr. president.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at September 02, 2011 11:36 AM (4nfy2)

47
Dear Mary Cloggenstein of Brattleboro, Vermont:

We Texans are sorry for your dead trees and stuff, but your continued support for President Obama is unseemly with all the lying and stealing he does.

We don't have a lot Mary, but you and your family are welcome in our home. We attend the First Baptist Church of Cut Shoot every Sunday, and go to Bible class on Wednesday nights. We eat at Billy Joe's BBQ on Saturday, and take the grand kids to Dairy Queen for hot fudge sundae's mid week.

You will like our dogs Betty Jo and Wilma Mae, and your kids will just love our old horse Daisy Kay. I have a pet rooster named Thumper, and he keeps the hens happy.

Let me know if you're coming, and we'll plan a fishing trip over to Mr. Thornberry's. We catch a lot of bass and bream, and bring them home for a good old-fashioned fish fry.

Your Newest Bestest Friend,

Mary Crackenducky
Cut Shoot, Texas

Posted by: Mary Crackenducky of Cut & Shoot, Texas at September 02, 2011 11:36 AM (Lt/Za)

48 Epah, EPAHHH!

Posted by: Abe Simpson at September 02, 2011 11:37 AM (4nfy2)

49 35, Hmmmm, good point. JUST SAY NO to snakes bellies in wagon wheel tracks.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 11:37 AM (ZDUD4)

50 My God, it's almost like actions have consequences and stuff!

Posted by: alexthechick at September 02, 2011 11:39 AM (VtjlW)

51 Is it now racist to be for EPA regulations?

Posted by: t-bird at September 02, 2011 11:39 AM (FcR7P)

52 Repeal we much!

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 02, 2011 11:39 AM (21lBC)

53 ... getting awful crowded under the bus ...

Posted by: mark x at September 02, 2011 11:40 AM (plLN9)

54 cloggensteins

are the trees people the same as the ents?

Posted by: the left at September 02, 2011 11:40 AM (IpiZb)

55 Boehner said private-sector job growth “continues to be undermined by the triple threat of higher taxes, more failed ‘stimulus’ spending and excessive federal regulations."

Aaaaand Boehner whiffs on the elephant in the room!

Posted by: OBAMACARE at September 02, 2011 11:40 AM (5aWTl)

56 It seems like it was just yesterday that I suggested JugEars might try a move to the center, including some kind of new regulation moratorium.

Still, this is just one regulation out of many in the pipeline....so doing just one is more like window dressing. This is a big one, in that it is projected to cost millions of jobs over the next 10 years.

I smell the flop sweat of desperation here though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 02, 2011 11:41 AM (ENKCw)

57 Is Mary Cloggenstein from Battleboro, VT for real? You're sure she's not a sock?

I know KayinMaine is. I had the misfortune of visiting her website some time ago. Talk about frighteningly insane and delusional ramblings.

Posted by: chique d'afrique (the artist formerly known as african chick) at September 02, 2011 11:41 AM (21lBC)

58 15
Somehow I don't see these rules actually being delayed.

Posted by: kansas at September 02, 2011 11:25 AM

They'll be slightly amended with exemptions for Friends of the SCOAMF and resubmitted under the radar

Hollywood must have complained that the regulations were going to kill their bottom line

Posted by: kbdabear at September 02, 2011 11:41 AM (Y+DPZ)

59 Jobs growing policies are racist.

Posted by: The State Media at September 02, 2011 11:42 AM (7BU4a)

60 sock off........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 02, 2011 11:42 AM (IpiZb)

61 Posted by: Mary Crackenducky of Cut Shoot, Texas at September 02, 2011 11:36 AM (Lt/Za)



Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!

Posted by: The Cloggensteins at September 02, 2011 11:42 AM (5aWTl)

62 so doing just one is more like window dressing.

It worked last time, didn't it?

Posted by: SCoaMF at September 02, 2011 11:42 AM (3Okgs)

63 The riot police beating protesters (a la 196 at the DNC Convention is going to be must see TV next year...
The whole world's watching, and loving it.

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at September 02, 2011 11:43 AM (TVvXc)

64 well, it's good to see that there is at least somebody in the White House at the moment scratching their balls, wondering how this onslaught of regulations might be affecting the economy

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 02, 2011 11:43 AM (niZvt)

65 Barky Is Focused Like a Laser Beam On Jobs...


Posted by: Foole In The Rain at September 02, 2011 11:43 AM (BkQvr)

66 "...compel states and communities..."

Barky knows he doesn't want to pick such a direct fight with Perry.

Posted by: dogfish at September 02, 2011 11:44 AM (N2yhW)

67 I'm sure Obama's liberal base will just love that.

I'm sure the Hollywood nit wits and other assorted wealthy liberals will continue to support him. The mental illness that is liberalism finds all sorts of rationalizations. They'll blame it on Bush or the Tea Party "terrorists" or is it hostage takers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2011 11:44 AM (1Jaio)

68 Maintain course, we'll get where we're going soon enough...

Posted by: Capt. Obama, USS Titanic at September 02, 2011 11:44 AM (FcR7P)

69 "Actually, environmental regulations create more jobs because it drives
innovation. There's more investment from venture capitalists into trying
to invent the new technologies which we use here in the United States
and then we export around the rest of the world.-Ed Asswipe Markey (Dildo-MA)August 18, 2011

Got 500 million you can lend us Ed? We're going to be a little short on cash

Posted by: 1000 laid off Solyndra employees at September 02, 2011 11:45 AM (Y+DPZ)

70 "Actually, environmental regulations create more jobs because it drives
innovation. There's more investment from venture capitalists into trying
to invent the new technologies which we use here in the United States
and then we export around the rest of the world.-Ed Asswipe Markey (Dildo-MA)August 18, 2011

Got 500 million you can lend us Ed? We're going to be a little short on cash



Posted by: 1000 laid off Solyndra employees at September 02, 2011 11:45 AM (Y+DPZ)
You are going to be doing some innovating now.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 02, 2011 11:46 AM (TVvXc)

71 as long as people refuse to understand, this will continue.

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 11:46 AM (k1rwm)

72
re: Kevin Jackson

Check out this quote I just transcribed for yous:

"The people who have held dominion over black people in America for decades are the black members of the Congressional Black Caucus. The problem they have right now is that there's nobody else to blame."

Dominion is a perfect word to describe it, too. And it applies to the entire Democrat party.

Now tell me who the true 'dominionists' are?

Posted by: früt soothie at September 02, 2011 11:46 AM (sqkOB)

73 So his handlers finally realized eco spazs were messing up his reelection. Michelle and Jarret prefers Marxist expansion of government control that helps him get reelected.

Posted by: Shiggz at September 02, 2011 11:47 AM (v8Pb8)

74 Remember when they screamed that Bush was for more cyanide in the water because Clintern slipped some new water regs on the way out? Well now its time to scream Obama loves polution!!!!eleventy!!! Come on envirotards, get out your signs. Gaia is weeping.

Posted by: Schwalbe : The © at September 02, 2011 11:47 AM (UU0OF)

75 Those sock-voices in your head just won't shut up....

Posted by: USMC 8541 at September 02, 2011 11:47 AM (sGtp+)

76 double-positive sock OFF.

(via Weasel Zippers), I really miss Dick Cheney

Posted by: jwb7605 at September 02, 2011 11:48 AM (Qxe/p)

77
The new regs are carpet-bombing the whole economy. The nuclear industry is frozen because because Obama suspended the Yucca Mountain waste site. The food industry is fretting because of the sweeping new powers given to the FDA that basically federalizes food safety inspection down to every co-op garden and food stand. The banks are tied in knots because of Dodd-Frank.
The oil industry is threatened with loss of the DPA tax credit and depletion allowances. Gulf drilling permits are still being withheld (despite what Obama says). Many oil rigs have left for Brazil and will not return.
The EPA has declared that it intends to regulate carbon dioxide. It is busy preparing draconian new limits on allowed CO2 emissions from power plants that will more than double electricity prices in many regions.
The NLRB has decided that it can prohibit Boeing from building its new factory in a right-to-work state (SC), even though the factory is nearly complete and 1000 employees have already been hired.
The regs are hitting so fast that businessescan't handle it.A key doctrine of the US military is to hit the enemy inside their OODA loop. You hit them fast in one place, and before they can react you hit them again somewhere else. It ties up the enemy's CIC in knots. Bammy'swham-wham-wham reg attacksare sending America's CEOs into the bomb shelters.

Posted by: Huusker at September 02, 2011 11:48 AM (+GTBC)

78 Obama has those republicans just where he wants them, in checkmate!!!!! Theres just no way that they can win now!

Posted by: curiously painful stool at September 02, 2011 11:48 AM (qZD43)

79
Saying that regulations create more jobs is like saying a choke-hold around someone's neck provides more aspiration.


Posted by: früt soothie at September 02, 2011 11:48 AM (sqkOB)

80 He's no longer a hard target to hit, but kudos to Boehner and everyone else for attacking Obamao.

As I've said before, the interwebs and talk radio have made the idea of a singular political leader less compelling, less necessary, and less possible. Everyone can, and needs to pitch in.

Posted by: Paris Paramus at September 02, 2011 11:49 AM (jK91S)

81 There is no uncertainty as to what Obama and the Democrats have in mind.

Posted by: davidt at September 02, 2011 11:49 AM (8Pgd/)

82 Have the plummeting poll numbers made Barky desperate enough to throw Obamacare itself under the bus? It's killing hiring. But the King would have to take an egg and smear it all over his own face to do it.

I don't think O'Genius' monstrous ego would ever allow him to do the most effective things he might do to turn the economy around, even if it did improve his poll numbers.

Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at September 02, 2011 11:50 AM (QKKT0)

83 Unexpectedly, the US economy created no jobs and the unemployment rate held steadily
higher at 9.1 percent in August, fueling concerns that the US is heading
for another recession.

Posted by: Jimbo at September 02, 2011 11:50 AM (O3R/2)

84 79
Saying that regulations create more jobs is like saying a choke-hold around someone's neck provides more aspiration.


Posted by: früt soothie at September 02, 2011 11:48 AM (sqkOB)

Me no think that word mean what you think it does, Paleface!

Posted by: Tonto at September 02, 2011 11:51 AM (niZvt)

85 Thank you for this informative information. I have bookmarked you in my browser and will be sharing you on my social network.

Posted by: Amazon epub at September 02, 2011 11:51 AM (dY7CG)

86 Have the plummeting poll numbers made Barky desperate enough to throw Obamacare itself under the bus?

No. Even if he wanted to, the Dems in Congress won't let him now. It wouldn't just kill him, it would kill them, too- and probably the party (functionally) for the next 20+ years.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 02, 2011 11:51 AM (8y9MW)

87 The EPA is run by Ivy League graduates who know what's best for the rest of you lower lifeforms.

Obama is playing 15 dimensional chess here and the sooner you slope-headed idiots in flyover country understand that, the better our side will do.

Posted by: curiously braindead at September 02, 2011 11:52 AM (3Okgs)

88 I hear the Clogginsteins received 100 billion in stimulus money to open a Birkenstock Hemp store in Brattelboro and it failed miserably. Who knew Birkenstocks would cost so much?

Posted by: mpfs,TPT at September 02, 2011 11:52 AM (iYbLN)

89 83 Unexpectedly, the US economy created no jobs and the unemployment rate held steadily higher at 9.1 percent in August, fueling concerns that the US is heading for another recession.
Posted by: Jimbo at September 02, 2011 11:50 AM (O3R/2)

...and when you consider the only reason the jobless rate did not increase is because - as happens monthly - more people just gave up looking for work, I think we can safely conclude we are... BONED.

Posted by: Tonto at September 02, 2011 11:52 AM (niZvt)

90
••••BREAKING••••

Starbucks CEO, Howard Schultz, just sent me an email.

••••BREAKING••••

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 02, 2011 11:52 AM (XwA+G)

91 Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at September 02, 2011 11:53 AM (1Nzoh)

92 Obama has those republicans just where he wants them, in checkmate!!!!! Theres just no way that they can win now!

Exactly. This is just adds reinforcement to the job-speech box he had them in earlier this week.

I'm going to concede any second now.

Posted by: jwb7605 at September 02, 2011 11:53 AM (Qxe/p)

93 Who knew Birkenstocks would cost so much?

It never helps when you are your only customer.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 02, 2011 11:53 AM (8y9MW)

94 Who knew Birkenstocks would cost so much?
Posted by: mpfs,TPT at September 02, 2011 11:52 AM (iYbLN)

If you lose your job, can you boil them for a few hours and eat them with arugula?

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 02, 2011 11:53 AM (niZvt)

95 Who gives a shit about Vermont? Why don't we sell it to Quebec for a $10 BJ? At least we would have a few seconds of pleasure and not have to listen to Sen Sanders and Leahy BS anymore !!!!!!

Posted by: Sammy Spears at September 02, 2011 11:53 AM (48wze)

96
There is no way that the UE held steady at 9.1% unless people are leaving the workforce (giving up) in droves to match the weekly new unemployment claims.

Possible but incontheevable.

Posted by: früt soothie at September 02, 2011 11:53 AM (sqkOB)

97 You little people in flyover country just don't see the world the way we sophisticated New Yorkers see it so you'll never understand the politics behind this. You're all lucky I show up to deposit my wisdom in the comments. I went to higher education and everything.

Posted by: curiously insufferable at September 02, 2011 11:54 AM (QKKT0)

98
Who gives a shit about Vermont?

Why is it that Vermont (hit by high winds and rain) is getting more media coverage than NC (hit by an actual hurricane)?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 02, 2011 11:55 AM (8y9MW)

99 shut up kuriuos we provincials don't take kindly to "posers"

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 02, 2011 11:55 AM (IpiZb)

100

Me no think that word mean what you think it does, Paleface!

Do I sense a challenge?

brb...

Posted by: soothie at September 02, 2011 11:55 AM (sqkOB)

101 70
"Actually, environmental regulations create more jobs because it drives
innovation. There's more investment from venture capitalists into trying
to invent the new technologies which we use here in the United States
and then we export around the rest of the world.

What the hell?

Milton Friedman said it best:

How Regulation Stifles Innovation and Raises Prices



Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 02, 2011 11:56 AM (9hSKh)

102 did you just watch beauty and the beast or something? is "provincial" your new word?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 02, 2011 11:56 AM (IpiZb)

103 Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 02, 2011 11:55 AM (IpiZb)

Is it really in the thread? I've only seen the socks.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 02, 2011 11:57 AM (8y9MW)

104 Somewhere, a polar bear is crying.

Posted by: Comrade Lisa Jackson at September 02, 2011 11:57 AM (FlVA8)

105 Saying that regulations create more jobs is like saying a choke-hold around someone's neck provides more aspiration.








Posted by: früt soothie at September 02, 2011 11:48 AM (sqkOB)





Me no think that word mean what you think it does, Paleface!

Posted by: Tonto at September 02, 2011 11:51 AM (niZvt)
I aspire to a rope around my neck.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 02, 2011 11:57 AM (TVvXc)

106 Doesn't he care about the thousands of additional deaths that will result from not implementing these regulations?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at September 02, 2011 11:57 AM (azHfB)

107 I'm just glad I have combat experience, looks like I'm going to be fighting/killing communists again for my Country, but hey, I won't have to leave home this time.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at September 02, 2011 11:57 AM (y5oP7)

108
Aspiration: the act of breathing

/dictionary.com

Posted by: soothie at September 02, 2011 11:57 AM (sqkOB)

109 I love this post so much, I scrolled it to the top and am currently licking my monitor. Thank you.

Posted by: Amazon epub at September 02, 2011 11:58 AM (dY7CG)

110 Rush is right. Obama hates America and is doing everything to cleanse America from it's past evils. Doesn't matter who he hurts, just knock America down so he and his Commie friends from Vermont can feel goo. To the 52% that voted for this abortion, I hope this recession is crushing you !!!! Bastards, next time vote with your brain and not your feelings ( I feel good for I voted for the 50% Black man and you didn't)

Posted by: Wallace Stein at September 02, 2011 11:58 AM (48wze)

111
okay, okay, it was a lousy word choice

I couldn't think of a word for "breathability," (which is not even a word).

Posted by: soothie at September 02, 2011 11:58 AM (sqkOB)

112 Ah, what would hillary do?

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 11:59 AM (k1rwm)

113 My last post was supposed to have had a David Carradine sock but my bad case of fat finger prevented.

Posted by: WalrusRex at September 02, 2011 11:59 AM (TVvXc)

114 Posted by: soothie at September 02, 2011 11:58 AM (sqkOB)

How about "respiration?"

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 02, 2011 11:59 AM (8y9MW)

115 Point of information for any newbies, k1rwm@71 is a troll who attacks
people based on their age, their children's military status, their
education, and their debilitating diseases.

Posted by: Y-not at September 02, 2011 11:59 AM (5H6zj)

116 Doesn't he care about the thousands of additional deaths that will result from not implementing these regulations?
That's part of his jobs plan.
You have to replace dead people in the workforce with new-hires.

It's called compassionate communism.

Posted by: jwb7605 at September 02, 2011 11:59 AM (Qxe/p)

117 It's all an illusion.

Posted by: The other hand at September 02, 2011 12:00 PM (EL+OC)

118 all you country folk.........kurious thinks ALL GIRLS THAT ARE NOT FROM THE CITY ARE SLUTS.........................

177 Posted by: mpfs, TPT at September 01, 2011 02:02 PM (iYbLN)values? are you kidding me? every "small town" girl I went to school with randomly hooked up with every guy she could find and then smiled when her parents came. They were sneaks.
Posted by: at September 01, 2011 02:05 PM (k1rwm)

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 02, 2011 12:00 PM (IpiZb)

119 Ah, what would hillary do?
She'd nuke Long Island.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 12:00 PM (sbV1u)

120 95, We would have to push the Mexican boarder back 2 miles to make up for the lost square footage.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 12:00 PM (ZDUD4)

121 They'll see it as giving in to Boehner and the GOP who will only be emboldened to demand more. And they'll be right.
Use this to demoralize his base--but don't let him get credit from moderates for it. Tell people he is only doing this because of the election, and if he is re-elected he will surely allow more job killing regulations to be imposed on the country with no recourse by the legislature.
Hammer SCoaMF from both sides.

Posted by: Randy M at September 02, 2011 12:00 PM (vI8R6)

122
this is a bad news day for Obama and his band of Merry Marxists.

that makes it a good day for me and Freedom.

Posted by: Shoey at September 02, 2011 12:00 PM (jdOk/)

123 Posted by: jwb7605 at September 02, 2011 11:59 AM (Qxe/p)

*golf clap*

Well played.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 02, 2011 12:00 PM (8y9MW)

124 Is it really in the thread? I've only seen the socks.
(k1rwm)
Know your spammers
This brought to you by the Spammer Advisory Board

Posted by: spammer advisory board at September 02, 2011 12:01 PM (qZD43)

125 NBC moved the debate, Anthony Weiner didn't resign , and the Democrats
won 2010 in a landslide. All as I predicted, thanks to my insider
knowledge and vast network of contacts.



Curiously, despite being super-plugged-in to high finance types, I have no fucking clue how credit
scores are calculated.

Posted by: curious city gal (k1rwm) at September 02, 2011 12:01 PM (OK/vv)

126 I wonder if Clownifornia thinks babysitters emit ozone. Because it sure wants to stifle them.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 02, 2011 12:01 PM (AZGON)

127
How about "respiration?"

wow that word didn't even occur to me

Coffee, stat!

Posted by: soothie at September 02, 2011 12:01 PM (sqkOB)

128 allen the one that has no name is IT

Posted by: phoenixgirl at work at September 02, 2011 12:01 PM (IpiZb)

129 102
did you just watch beauty and the beast or something? is "provincial" your new word?

lol. Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head, thanks phoenixgirl.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 02, 2011 12:01 PM (9hSKh)

130 119

Ah, what would hillary do?


She'd nuke Long Island.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 12:00 PM (sbV1u)
nah, that's where all her friends live.

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:03 PM (k1rwm)

131 Anyone know how to cure a yeast infection?

Posted by: curiously oblivious at September 02, 2011 12:03 PM (QKKT0)

132 Try to imagine today's outlook had not the Tea Party risen up, and had we not made the gains to capture the house in the fall of last year.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at September 02, 2011 12:03 PM (4sQwu)

133 Anyone know how to cure a yeast infection?

Bake it in bread?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) is tired beyond tired of the trolls at September 02, 2011 12:04 PM (8y9MW)

134 Once upon a dream,the first time I watched that movie with my kids I started humming it at work. The guys made fun of me but two really hot babes started singing along in the Elevator.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 12:04 PM (ZDUD4)

135 131, Kill the bitch.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 12:04 PM (ZDUD4)

136
A few weeks ago a commenter had a clever variation on Obama's laissez fair economy. Anyone remember it?

Posted by: soothie at September 02, 2011 12:04 PM (sqkOB)

137 Awesome little rant on Megyn Kelly's show....

http://youtu.be/8sbvXvS3LhA

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp tea party terrorist and Perry supporter at September 02, 2011 12:05 PM (qjUnn)

138 This is not Mary Clogginstein typing these comments. I know for a fact she past on when she choked on her own vomit trying to kiss Obama's ass!

Posted by: Franky Handrell at September 02, 2011 12:05 PM (48wze)

139 every "small town" girl I went to school with randomly hooked up with every guy she could find

I keep telling ya, rural living is where it's at.

Posted by: Bob Saget at September 02, 2011 12:05 PM (F/4zf)

140 Weak attempt at a pivot. Now he'll see how it's received, and if it plays well, he'll make another mainly symbolic gesture.

Posted by: RightWing Prof, managing partner, Bacon & Cleavage LLC at September 02, 2011 12:05 PM (UOcNk)

141 A few weeks ago a commenter had a clever variation on Obama's laissez fair economy. Anyone remember it?

Laissez-failure, I think. Don't know who it was.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:05 PM (OK/vv)

142 "133 Anyone know how to cure a yeast infection?"

Add water, hops, malt and wait.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 02, 2011 12:06 PM (AZGON)

143 Anyone know how to cure a yeast infection?

Spend one hour in the oven at 350º F.
You might have to knead yourself into a frenzy to prevent air bubbles.

Posted by: jwb7605 at September 02, 2011 12:06 PM (Qxe/p)

144 131,

Yes ma'am I do get into an oven for 1 hour at 350 degrees.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at September 02, 2011 12:06 PM (y5oP7)

145 nah, that's where all her friends live.
Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:03 PM (k1rwm)
Shut up you stupid troll.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 12:06 PM (GULKT)

146 Who gives a shit about Vermont? Why don't we sell it to Quebec for a $10 BJ? At least we would have a few seconds of pleasure and not have to listen to Sen Sanders and Leahy BS anymore !!!!!!
Posted by: Sammy Spears at September 02, 2011 11:53 AM (48wze)

Give it and all of the commie states to North Korea. They deserve each other

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 02, 2011 12:06 PM (1Jaio)

147 "Laissez-failure"
I think that might have been me

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 02, 2011 12:07 PM (AZGON)

148 For a while I thought Obama was doing really bad for the country, but I just don't understand what the Republicans are doing. It's too fractious right now and I think it's going to hurt them in the long run and make Obama look better. I really do.

Posted by: snooper at September 02, 2011 12:07 PM (dY7CG)

149 Kill the bitch.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet
"Images"
Dark and lonely on a summer's night. Kill mythread troll. Kill my thread troll. Watchdog barking. Do he bite? Kill mythread troll. Kill my thread troll. Slip in her window. Break her neck. Then her house I start to wreck. Got no reason. What the heck? Kill mythread troll. Kill my thread troll. C-I-L-L my thread troll!

Posted by: Tyrone Greene at September 02, 2011 12:07 PM (sbV1u)

150 Weak attempt at a pivot.

Just wait until he focuses his laser.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:07 PM (OK/vv)

151 This EPA thing won't matter, because as long as he is in office everyone knows he could change his mind in a second. There will be no recovery, no real job creation, and no real growth until he is out of office.

Posted by: cranky-d at September 02, 2011 12:07 PM (nRliU)

152 137, That Kevin Jackson rant is awesome. People like him is the reason I can't be racist. Stupid comes in all colors.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 12:08 PM (ZDUD4)

153 Is anyone making a List of all the things that KingPut is putting off until 2013?
It's growing by the week..... Now these EPA regs can be added to the: a) Expiration of the Bush Tax Cuts, b) Expiration of all Obamacare waivers, c) That 40% tax on all funds leaving the country, d)End of freedom as we know it.....
I know I am forgetting some things. Anyone else remember what else is going to stab us in the skull in 2013, if the JEF is reelected?
We could call it the "2013 Sword of Damacles List".

Posted by: ConservativeMenAreJustHotter at September 02, 2011 12:09 PM (HH/yS)

154 142 "133 Anyone know how to cure a yeast infection?"

Add water, hops, malt and wait.
Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at September 02, 2011 12:06 PM (AZGON)

She'd have to keep her legs up in the air to keep from spilling all that, though. Could cause cramps.

Posted by: CoolCzech at September 02, 2011 12:09 PM (niZvt)

155 Just wait until he focuses his laser.
That's it! That's why the economy isn't recovering.
He asked for sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads and he didn't get any.
Honestly people, what do we have here?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 12:10 PM (sbV1u)

156 President Obama today rebuffed criticism...

...Obama said that government rules and
regulations imposed under his administration have saved tens of billions
of dollars, in addition to “lives saved and illnesses prevented.”


Saving billions = killing US industry
Illness prevented = High than normal Suicide rates


Where did we get this guy!

Posted by: sTevo at September 02, 2011 12:10 PM (zQzdh)

157 She'd have to keep her legs up in the air to keep from spilling all that, though. Could cause cramps.

Sure, but wouldn't it be the best stein ever?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 12:10 PM (ZDUD4)

158 No wonder that new group "maxine and the cbc" are making so much noise.

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:10 PM (k1rwm)

159 Would it be too cynical or wise for GOP aligned groups to run attack ads slamming Obama for this from the POV of the enviro-left?

Has anyone ever tried that?

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 02, 2011 12:10 PM (VJ9oj)

160
Laissez-failure, I think. Don't know who it was.

yeah, that's it! thanks.

We need to remember that one.

Posted by: soothie at September 02, 2011 12:11 PM (sqkOB)

161 The Soul of Randy Savage must have taken over the wussypuss' body for that flying elbow!

OH YEAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Posted by: H Badger at September 02, 2011 12:11 PM (n/0Nw)

162 Has anyone ever tried that?



Posted by: Serious Cat

No, but I couldn't do it with a straight face.

Posted by: Hobbitopoly at September 02, 2011 12:12 PM (h1p5V)

163 Exactly... I agree with #151. Even if Obama were to repeal Obamacare I would not hire a new employees because he is a proven liar. Right after the election he would reinstate Obamacare and really screw up the country because he doesn't have worry about reelection. Remeber Obama said he only completed 70% of his agenda. I apologize to the American people looking for jobs right now, but this guy is killing us. I will sit on my profits until the USA Hater is gone! He can repeal everything make the Federal tax 0% for everyone,I still will not hire to help this MoFo !!!!!!

Posted by: Jimmy Schneider at September 02, 2011 12:12 PM (48wze)

164

I think that might have been me.

I think you're right.

Posted by: soothie at September 02, 2011 12:12 PM (sqkOB)

165 @148: For a while I thought Obama....

Have another drink, dunce.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 02, 2011 12:13 PM (9CM5J)

166 I just came back from a tea party rally with my friends and they said they really don't get what the tea party is all about. I tried to explain it to them but they just keep telling me it's all a bunch of racism, just like the rest of the Republicans. I have no arguments for them, but I do generally like the tea party and Republicans most days.

Posted by: inquisitive at September 02, 2011 12:14 PM (u/yhA)

167 Go to a WalMart or Wallgreens and checkout the pharmacy section. They have products there to treat Yeast Infections......

Posted by: Becky Thompson at September 02, 2011 12:14 PM (48wze)

168 Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 02, 2011 12:13 PM (9CM5J)
It's a sock.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at September 02, 2011 12:15 PM (sbV1u)

169 Hollywood must have complained...
Rather, Unions complained at upcoming loss of jobs due to the job killer's propositional ozone regulations.

Bluffy wanted his invitation to float in the union labor day parade.

Posted by: maverick muse at September 02, 2011 12:15 PM (lpWVn)

170 I know I'm biased to the max but whom do you think is doing the hardest job in our Country? Yup our Brave Men and Women in the Military and yet if not for us they wouldn't even get a mention, how about some welfare money for them princess barry at least they are willing to get off their asses and work, you fucking asshole!!!!

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at September 02, 2011 12:16 PM (y5oP7)

171 I cannot f*cking believe "it's" back.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 12:16 PM (UOM48)

172 What do you people think about Michele Bachmann? I tried to tell my sister that she was really good, but she just says that she's a whore. I didn't have an argument for that and I was wondering if any of you people did.

Posted by: prying at September 02, 2011 12:16 PM (u/yhA)

173 To kill the "Yeast Infection" have Obama touch it. Everything he touches dies within a few days. By the way Obama has picked the NO Saints to win next Thursday. Sorry NO your Fucked again.....................

Posted by: Frank Stein at September 02, 2011 12:16 PM (48wze)

174 jane

no kidding....shameless

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at September 02, 2011 12:17 PM (IpiZb)

175 174,

I've heard that vd affects the brain so cut the bitch some slack.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at September 02, 2011 12:18 PM (y5oP7)

176 I was at a party last night and I was speaking with a bunch of my friends who said that hey are more motivated to vote for Obama now than any other time in their lives.

And then they all gathered around me as I did my ping-pong ball trick....

Posted by: curiously braindead at September 02, 2011 12:18 PM (3Okgs)

177 Did you people see the latest on Rick Perry? It really doesn't sound good to me and I don't know how it's going to play with independents down the road. I will have a link in a little bit but in the meantime I thought you would want an exclusive preview of my thoughts.

Posted by: examiner at September 02, 2011 12:19 PM (u/yhA)

178 examiner, prying, inquisitive, wtf.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 12:20 PM (ZDUD4)

179 Yes, but the intermittently sane one is working this shift, so you've got that going for you.

Posted by: sybil squirming on a sybian at September 02, 2011 12:20 PM (9CM5J)

180
Laissez-failure, I think. Don't know who it was.


Posted by: Waterhouse

Then there's Bastiat:

"Natural and Artificial Organization"


Posted by: maverick muse at September 02, 2011 12:20 PM (lpWVn)

181 Rick Perry will be President and he WILL put princess barry and his band of thugs in jail, wait and see.

Posted by: 'Nam Grunt at September 02, 2011 12:20 PM (y5oP7)

182 she pretty much gave away everything he's going to say in the speech. It is tedious, repetitive but, in the end, even the reporters couldn't take it and slammed her. link (well about as much as you can slam someone from the administration on CNBC and still keep your job)

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:21 PM (k1rwm)

183 178 examiner, prying, inquisitive, wtf.
Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 12:20 PM (ZDUD4)
Its MegaIndependent doing sockpuppets. Mocking the idiotic troll that currently has no name.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 12:21 PM (GULKT)

184 Oh, very nice.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at September 02, 2011 12:22 PM (ZDUD4)

185 oh haven't found any tea party people in NYC and I've been looking for them but nothing.

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:24 PM (k1rwm)

186 shut up kurious

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at September 02, 2011 12:24 PM (IpiZb)

187 Go away curious. Everyone here hates you and your imaginary friends.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 12:24 PM (UOM48)

188 It is tedious, repetitive

I imagine the irony is lost on you.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:25 PM (OK/vv)

189 Regulations do vcreate jobs. You need all sorts of expeditors in NYC to get any sort of license. The same is true in DC, and the process can last for months or years, all the while keeping people employed.

Mind you nothing is created but red tape.

Posted by: Molon Labe at September 02, 2011 12:27 PM (e36+G)

190 185 oh haven't found any tea party people in NYC and I've been looking for them but nothing.
Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:24 PM (k1rwm)
They lying shit can't keep its stories straight which is a problem when you lie. She was bitching last month about the Tea Party putting a stop to tax increases that would have gone towards a stadium. Yep, bitching and moaning about an organization opposed to tax increases for opposing tax increases.
You are an idiotic lying troll.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 12:27 PM (GULKT)

191 You ever wonder why, when you walk into a virtual room, the buzz of casual conversation ceases, to be replaced by whispered asides?

You ever wonder why, when you talk, the only response is to take what you just said and mock you with it?

You ever wonder why you spend so much time interacting with people who neither like nor trust you, especially when you have a legion of RL smart and sophisticated friends?

Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: spurious at September 02, 2011 12:27 PM (9CM5J)

192 Don't you all get so excited......if you don't think that the stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure and his stooge Jackson don't have a suitably sneaky replacement in the works that will be just as detrimental to our economy, you are fooling yourselves.

I am a bigger tree hugger than most....I hug little pieces of tree on my way to the woodstove....

Posted by: Robert at September 02, 2011 12:29 PM (cioSW)

193 You ever wonder why, when you talk, the only response is to take what you just said and mock you with it?You ever wonder why you spend so much time interacting with people who neither like nor trust you, especially when you have a legion of RL smart and sophisticated friends?Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: spurious

On the other hand, if he/she/it were to elaborate on the proclivities of those small town girls she knew (preferable with photographic documentation) his/her/its' popularity could skyrocket.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2011 12:30 PM (6rX0K)

194 190. That was in Nassau County, which is out in the provinces. By NYC, the sentient spambot literally refers to the island of Manhattan and, if it is feeling particularly generous, parts of Brooklyn.

That's all NYC is to these kinds of people, the transplants are actually worse than the natives.

Posted by: spurious at September 02, 2011 12:30 PM (9CM5J)

195 Reconsidered in 2 yearz - coool, it will.be great to watch Perry light the whole pile up in the Rose Garden under some ribs.

Posted by: Jean at September 02, 2011 12:30 PM (OfinX)

196 Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 12:27 PM (GULKT)

that was on long island. I'm talking about in the city. I figured you guys would point me in their direction if you knew of one.

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:31 PM (k1rwm)

197 oh haven't found any tea party people STD Clinics in NYC and I've been looking for them but nothing cause the burning between my legs is getting painful.
FIFY

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 02, 2011 12:31 PM (OWjjx)

198 even ace is tired of your trolling

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at September 02, 2011 12:31 PM (IpiZb)

199 Is this separate for the regulations that Texas got added to at the last minute last month? Or is this the same?

Posted by: Greg Q at September 02, 2011 12:31 PM (/0a60)

200 i so have all you mean girls checkmated. theres no way that you can break out of this box, because you're incapable of thinking outside the box. i play 5 dimensional chess and you milktoasties who go to schools outside of nyc aren't even worth the paper my parents stocks are printed on

Posted by: spammer advisory board at September 02, 2011 12:32 PM (qZD43)

201 Tonight at 11:

Jealous fatty dishes on college roommates.

Posted by: CBS 2, New York City at September 02, 2011 12:32 PM (9CM5J)

202 Posted by:
at September 02, 2011 12:31 PM (k1rwm)

Google, you fucking imbecile. Have you heard of it?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:32 PM (OK/vv)

203 Hey Barry, how's it hangin buddy...
Listen, I need a favor, I just found out GE is going to take a really big hit if you go forward with those Ozone regualtions. Could you postpone them for a couple of years?
Hey, lets shoot a round next week...

Posted by: Jeff Imelt at September 02, 2011 12:32 PM (NtXW4)

204 If you can't find the tea party on your own, you are not qualified to be a member.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 02, 2011 12:33 PM (9CM5J)

205 ha, you can tell i'm the real one because i'm way to awesome with my mit people to pay attention to my sock name

Posted by: curiously painful stool at September 02, 2011 12:33 PM (qZD43)

206 ok, I asked my co worker why his mass mail only went to the guys in the office.

here's the link
(he links everywhere, it's huff poo poo)

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:34 PM (k1rwm)

207 Obviously we need a Bureau of Tea Parties, paid for with a special tax.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:34 PM (OK/vv)

208 they are hiding from you loser.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at September 02, 2011 12:34 PM (IpiZb)

209 Hey, curious. Have you ridiculed anyone with MS today? Maybe you can attack someone with a son serving in the military.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 12:34 PM (UOM48)

210 Tonight at 11:Jealous fatty dishes on college roommates.
Posted by: CBS 2, New York City

Is popcorn appropriate in this instance, or just the melted butter? I'd hate to be gauche.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2011 12:34 PM (6rX0K)

211 that was on long island. I'm talking about in the city. I figured you guys would point me in their direction if you knew of one.
Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:31 PM (k1rwm)
Why would we ever want to punish anyone else with your vapid stupidity.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 12:34 PM (GULKT)

212 Barry, the plan has worked. I have been able to buy up the assets we wished, as people divested due to the upcoming Ozone Regualtion. Now is the time to realize the rewards from our investment so it is time stop that regualtion, so the price will rise.
And of course, some of the proceeds will go to your Re'election and retiremnet funds.

Posted by: Soros at September 02, 2011 12:35 PM (NtXW4)

213 They were doing "comparison testing" and here is the other link.

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:35 PM (k1rwm)

214 ok, I asked my co worker why his mass mail only went to the guys in the office.

Do you realize how demented you sound? How self-unaware are you?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:36 PM (OK/vv)

215 waterhouse

it's broken.......we broke it yesterday

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at September 02, 2011 12:37 PM (IpiZb)

216 Do you realize how demented you sound? How self-unaware are you?
Posted by: Waterhouse

Don't drive her/it off yet. we may yet get back to details on the small town girls bit. I can't take an inflatable pumpkin to work ya know.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2011 12:37 PM (6rX0K)

217 That's not fair, Waterhouse.

I remember back to the beginning, when AoSHQ's mission was to act as a google proxy for really stupid New Yorkers.

He only started the red meat conservative stuff to run them off after he got tired of them.


Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 02, 2011 12:38 PM (9CM5J)

218 it's broken.......we broke it yesterday

It really didn't like being called provincial, did it? Once it looked the word up, and asked its MIT pals what it meant, it became its new favorite word.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:39 PM (OK/vv)

219 Yo, Mr. President... you do know the new Ozone regs will destroy GM's financial viability... and cut into our Union Retirment investment...
It would be a shame for anything to happen to your Aunts and Uncles and stuff... seeing as how they are here all illegal and stuff...

Posted by: Guido Nuncio, Organizer, UAW at September 02, 2011 12:39 PM (NtXW4)

220 it called me provincial yesterday.......anyone not from the big city

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at September 02, 2011 12:40 PM (IpiZb)

221 I wouldn't click on those links with Mr. Toodle's tiny cat penis.




Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 02, 2011 12:40 PM (9CM5J)

222 Hey, phoenixgirl, how's things in "arizonia" today? Is your closet really bigger than curious entire apartment?

Heh

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 12:42 PM (UOM48)

223 heard it as a "rumor" and someone finally wrote about it.

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:42 PM (k1rwm)

224 jane

i'm sure it is.......it really is ridiculously big....in fact.....i'm embarrassed at it's size..........

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at September 02, 2011 12:42 PM (IpiZb)

225 omg. "it" really is broken.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 02, 2011 12:43 PM (UOM48)

226 They were doing "comparison testing"
Do you start conversations out of the blue like this too, as if everyone has been following the insane twelve-way tennis match of your incoherent mind, and is supposed to know what the fuck is on your tiny brain? You're such an utter ditz.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:43 PM (OK/vv)

227 oh come on, why won't any one click on my links? i wont get paid this week unless you useless flyover country undesirables click. only like one or two have any gay porn, probably. i don't read what i link so who knows maybe its something to do with the op

Posted by: curiously painful stool at September 02, 2011 12:44 PM (qZD43)

228 it called me provincial yesterday

I called it provincial two days ago. That clearly stung.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:44 PM (OK/vv)

229 lol waterhouse

i thought it had watched beauty and the beast and heard the word in the song

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at September 02, 2011 12:46 PM (IpiZb)

230 Sizzling Hot Swimsuit Images of 2011 Miss Universe Contestants (PHOTOS) link. (that's the second link, the first one is last year)

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:48 PM (k1rwm)

231 Curious, AT, City Gal,
I don't hate you sweet baby! You opened my eyes yesterday. I was lost, in my little provencial world. Not knowing how lost and hopeless my life is.
But you, BUT YOU! Brought the light! Thank Jesus and Curious, I've seen the light!! Can I get an Amen?! Oh shit, there I go being provencial again...

Posted by: Sgt. Fury at September 02, 2011 12:48 PM (Z11Jt)

232 I was on a cruise last week and got talking to some people from KS. I told them it was good they were on a cruise but that they should get out more and talk to people different from them. They agreed and said they couldn't wait to meet my friends.

Posted by: puzzling at September 02, 2011 12:49 PM (u/yhA)

233 , I asked my co worker why his mass mail only went to the guys in the office. it is a hint, you need bigger tits

Posted by: Jean at September 02, 2011 12:50 PM (a9Izx)

234 Given that the Big O's "liberal base" quite literally is brain dead, I don't think he's got much to fear from that particular demographic.
That said, this move does smack of desperation on the part of the White House. We have to presume the internal polling is looking very bad.

Posted by: Tsar Nicholas II at September 02, 2011 12:50 PM (f8XyF)

235 Barrak.... what the F do you think you doin? These news Ozone regualtions will kill you economy, and destroy any chance of paying back what you owe us...
STOP IT... or we release the 'papers' we have on you...

Posted by: Peoples Republic of China, Polituro at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (NtXW4)

236 Hahaha, stooping to cheesecake, curious?

That won't help, you pathetic failure.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (OK/vv)

237 So stupid it can't even think up its own insults.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (GULKT)

238 On regulations and this EPA dustup and strike at Ford plants.

I've got a great election strategy for Future President Perry.

Hold a joint telecom with Barry and ford Executives. Declare that EPA and the CAFE standards dictated by the Federal Government are beyond the scope of limited government declared in the Constitution. Declare that those standards are not enforceable in Texas, and invite Ford to relocate whatever manufacturing they want to Texas.

Guarantee that they can make cars with whatever bumpers they want. With or without airbags. Getting whatever gas mileage they want. OSHA regulations out the window also. This will immediately give Ford about a 5K per vehicle advantage over every other pickup truck in the world.

Tell the Federal government that they might as well dismantle the regulating organizations unless that organization was authorized under the Constitution or it's many amendments.

Now, you might have to declare that these vehicles will not be sold outside of Texas to avoid the inevitable 14th amendment argument, but that's do-able also.

Then let every other state follow suit, and we might get back a semblance of limited government and strong state governments.

And as long as I'm dreaming, lets have Texas refuse every dollar of federal money, and by the way REJECT every federal mandate ever issued related to that money until there is a full State sponsored determination of whether that mandate was in excess of the limitations put on the federal government by the constitution.

Posted by: Mephitis at September 02, 2011 12:52 PM (hAI7R)

239 Come on! Seriously all these cats won't feed themselves, though they might. Does anyone know if cats can find their own food. I asked my 4 vet friends and they said that they could. What do you guys think? Please click on my links though. if you dont i'll respond nextusing the tiniest font on the blog

Posted by: curiously painful stool at September 02, 2011 12:54 PM (qZD43)

240 You know what was really funny? It going off on phoenixgirl for Arizona being one of the states as the biggest cause of the housing bubble right after it had talked about how a bunch of New Yorkers were building massive houses there for retirement. Not even having anything close to a clue about the correlation between the two statements.

Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 12:56 PM (GULKT)

241 236
Hahaha, stooping to cheesecake, curious?

That won't help, you pathetic failure.


Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 12:51 PM (OK/vv)
I know you are going to slam me for this but I know someone in the pictures very well.

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:56 PM (k1rwm)

242 Posted by: buzzion at September 02, 2011 12:56 PM (GULKT)

The only correlation is that NYer's who are going to retire in ten years or so, took advantage of the huge huge huge drop in housing prices there to buy already built mansions that the native population needed to unload fast before they were lost to the bank.

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 12:58 PM (k1rwm)

243 I wouldn't click on those links with Mr. Toodle's tiny cat penis.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth

Just my luck. Did we actually get useful links outta whateverthehell it is in NY? I'm at work, so my moronic desires needs must be tempered with concern for the banhammer of unemployment.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2011 12:58 PM (326rv)

244 I know someone in every picture everywhere.

Posted by: spurious at September 02, 2011 01:00 PM (9CM5J)

245 244
I know someone in every picture everywhere.


Posted by: spurious at September 02, 2011 01:00 PM (9CM5J)

oh wow you must be really popular.

Posted by: at September 02, 2011 01:01 PM (k1rwm)

246 It's never occurred to me that New York City people always looking to retire outside of New York City says something about New York City.

Well, good thing they don't take their politics with them when they flee.

Posted by: spurious at September 02, 2011 01:02 PM (9CM5J)

247 attaching yourself to people who are good at stuff is not the same as being good at something....and if in fact you have a good looking friend....who cares? that's what's important to you? you are a shallow vacant fool

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at September 02, 2011 01:03 PM (IpiZb)

248 Hey, anyone up for some random links?

Posted by: (no nickname, you can't see me) at September 02, 2011 01:03 PM (9CM5J)

249 you are a shallow vacant fool
No.......it strives to rise to the level of a shallow vacant fool.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at September 02, 2011 01:05 PM (OWjjx)

250 I know you are going to slam me for this but I know someone in the pictures very well.

And that is useful to people on this blog how?

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 01:07 PM (OK/vv)

251 @250 catharsis

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at September 02, 2011 01:07 PM (9CM5J)

252 was anyone crazy brave enough to try the links?

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 02, 2011 01:10 PM (6rX0K)

253 it likes to link to pron so i NEVER click its links

Posted by: phoenixgirl on other work computer at September 02, 2011 01:13 PM (IpiZb)

254 I imagine the irony is lost on you.

Hard to say what's more tedious... the troll or the ones it constantly hooks into responding.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 02, 2011 01:15 PM (PMGbu)

255 The last time anyone clicked on one of its links was the gay porn "mistake".

It never really had anything useful, though. I gave up on clicking on anything it posted months and months before that, since it was invariably stupid, uninteresting, or another fucking zerohedge link.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 02, 2011 01:18 PM (OK/vv)

256 I figure it belatedly occurred to this bunch of geniuses that draconian EPA regulations that costs thousands of jobs just might not be the best possible recommendation for keeping Obama in office during a presidential election campaign. That probably explains recent uncharacteristic walk-backs on other issues recently, too.

You can figure, though, that if he gets re-elected, Obama will bring back every onerous regulation he's delayed, including the EPA crackdown and all his Obamacare waivers as well as a bunch of new ones. Really, they must think that most of us are blithering idiots to believe that this is anything more than an election ploy.

Posted by: Lee at September 02, 2011 01:59 PM (BD1aO)

257 His job's plan really is to shuffle the deck chairs on the Titanic economic assistance agencies. I mean, look at all the jobs created or saved! At least 15:
You need a captain to design the plan.
A First Mate to relay the plan.
A Navigator to plot the plan.
A Second Officer to muster the men.
Another officer to command the men.
Another officer to oversee the completion of the deck chair arrangement.
5 able-bodied seamen to shuffle the chairs.
Another officer to report to the First Mate the progress.
Another seamen to provide refreshments for the union mandated break.
An officer to present an after-action report.
An officer to present the after-action report to the First Mate and Captain.

Posted by: Jimmuy at September 02, 2011 02:21 PM (kfoQv)

258 Remember that Obi Juan is simply going to request that Lisa Jackson hold off on implementing these regulations. She will say no, it will cost too many lives, plus it might not cost enough jobs thereby allowing the country to somewhat recover. Cloward-Piven says no, keep pushing.

Posted by: kansas at September 02, 2011 02:45 PM (SjdO4)

259
WHAT IN TA FUCK!!
Obama hates the environment!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jimmah at September 02, 2011 04:01 PM (Ky8qS)

260 Mitch McConnell gets hit for being a RINO, but he consistently supports Ky coal, oil and gas businesses. To reward him, the state's biggest newspapers, the Lex and Lou super-liberals, mercilessly labelMitch a corrupt anti-science caveman.
For Ed Markey, I say: Turn off your coal-fired electricity, you hypocritical jerk and see how much light and air conditioning you get from your precious wind/solar.

Posted by: Close the EPA Doors at September 02, 2011 04:51 PM (zsqAb)

261 Sierra Club is unhappy about this. I just got an email from them (can't remember how I got on their list); thought I'd paste it here for your enjoyment, since they want me to "forward this message to your friends and family", and I consider you guys friends and now we are all one happy federal family!

Feel free to counter their arguments and protestations in the way you all do so well. All I can say is, using two hyphens throughout the email when one simple em dash would do, is not only gauche typographically, but a waste of good resources! For shame!

Dear ______

Just hours ago, President Obama asked EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson to withdraw the proposed new national ozone standards, delaying until at least 2013 a safeguard that would protect our families from dangerous smog pollution.
I am appalled -- this delay will literally cost lives.
Send a message to the Obama Administration. Tell them to protect our health and stand up against air pollution!

This issue couldn't be more urgent: Half of U.S. families live in communities where the air is literally unsafe to breathe -- and President Obama is looking the other way.

A new standard for smog would prevent up to 12,000 premature deaths, 5,300 heart attacks and tens of thousands of asthma attacks and other serious respiratory illnesses each year -- yet the President has simply kicked the can down the road.
The White House's decision is shocking and disappointing to all of us who value breathing clean air. Let the President know that we urge him to stand strong against Big Oil and Coal companies and to protect our communities from pollution.
Despite a year of intense grassroots pressure by Sierra Club volunteers and our allies, President Obama has caved to corporate special interests who put profit above all else, including the health of our families.

Tell the President that a healthy economy requires clean air and healthy people. These protections from smog would have improved our communities and saved billions of dollars in health costs. Letting the polluters off the hook won't save lives, won't create jobs and won't fuel innovation. It will just keep thousands of people sick and kill others prematurely from the pollution in our air.

Contact the White House and tell President Obama that cleaner air is not something we can afford to delay any further.

Thank you for all you do for our environment.

Sincerely,

Sarah Hodgdon
Sierra Club, Conservation Director

P.S. -- We need to send a clear message to President Obama- please forward this message to your friends and family or use share this alert on your social networks!

Posted by: LizLem at September 02, 2011 06:04 PM (lSuMX)

262 This is a big move by Obama. I am surprised. The Sierra Club is screaming about how many children and seniors will die without these new regulations, but WTF, I've been breathing all day in Atlanta and the air is fine.
Do we really need more environmental regulations? Do we really need 60 mpg econo-cars that are patently unsafe? Do we really need to shut down an oil pipeline to protect a thriving dung beetle population?
We need to get this economy turned around ASAP so we can have a running start when we take over in January 2013. That's when the Sierra Club will really start screaming.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Ghost at September 02, 2011 08:07 PM (2RAUv)

263

I am not clear if I totally understand the full thought pattern behind this.

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