Verum Serum: Here Are 20 Questions, Which I'm Sure Bill Keller Will Endorse, To Ask of Obama

As mentioned earlier, Bill Keller thinks it is good and wise and just to press "candidates" for President closely on religious matters, asking exactly what beliefs they may or may not hold.

He means Republican candidates, of course, but there's no reason to be so stingy with his general principle.

Barack Obama, disciple of Reverend Jeremiah Wright, is a candidate for President too.

Verum Serum has 20 questions for Obama.

Here are some of the trap-piest-- but when Keller speaks of questioning Republican candidates about religion, he's talking about trap questions and wedge questions. Things that will alienate some voters.

Sauce for the goose.

Do you believe the God of the Christian Bible is the same as the God of the Koran? Does this view influence your foreign policy?

Do you believe in hell and if so who is damned? Do you believe in heaven and if so what are the qualifications for entry? Do either of these views influence your interaction with people and or foreign leaders?


Do you believe, as some liberals churchmen do (including some you’ve consulted with), that socialism is the system most compatible with the Gospels? Does this influence your public policy and if so how?

Are the stories in Genesis (the Garden of Eden, the Flood, etc.) just stories, actual histories or something else? How does this influence your faith in the modern world?

When was the last time you read the New Testament and what did you take from it?


Do you believe Jesus was God? Do you believe Mohammed was a prophet of God?

Do you believe Christ will return to earth in the future?


Is there anything in the Bible that you disagree with? What is it and why?

How do you see your faith and the faith of Christians around the world benefiting humanity?

Why don’t you go to church very often?

Add to that: What did you find so appealing and comforting about the preachings of the Reverent Jeremiah Wright?

No, seriously. If we're going to ask "candidates" some questions, lets ask "candidates" some fucking questions.

Posted by: Ace at 05:11 PM



Comments

1 I'm afraid to comment; ace might shit-can this post.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative)) at August 25, 2011 05:14 PM (LH6ir)

2 Come now. Mere mortals do not ask a question of the Deity himself, certainly not twenty of them.

Posted by: George Orwell what knows Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure at August 25, 2011 05:14 PM (AZGON)

3
I vote present.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 25, 2011 05:14 PM (Xm1aB)

4 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, and he doesn't even tithe.

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 25, 2011 05:14 PM (4136b)

5 Do you pray?

Posted by: wiserbud at August 25, 2011 05:15 PM (3Okgs)

6 Can being a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failuer be considered a religion? Because, if so, that would explain a lot.

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at August 25, 2011 05:15 PM (HpT9p)

7 Don't hold your fucking breathe to hear those asked. Hell you wanna be real pissed off? Go look at a left wing comment section, fuck it pick one. The WaPo, NYTimes, Kos...full of derangement over Rick Perry, Bachman's religious belief's, lies about dominionism (whatever the fuck that is) and how supposedly Perry directly sold porn to children, not a one realizes how fucking just a simple 3 years ago any questions about somoenes faith were a racist distraction. No fucking even acknowledgement that their fucking guys church has fucking videos preaching about racist conspiracies invovling AIDS being created by the evil white men in the CIA to kill black people. These fucking people simply do not care about being logically consistent. I think they fucking revel in being as illogical as possible to be quite the fuck honest.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 25, 2011 05:15 PM (VidfH)

8 No no no.. It's ask some candidates questions..

Not ask a candidate some questions..

This way, it gives me a dodge..

Posted by: Bill Keller.. at August 25, 2011 05:15 PM (vYdFh)

9 Are you now or have you ever been a member sympathizer of the Communist party?

Posted by: huerfano at August 25, 2011 05:15 PM (kD+se)

10 Heh. Failure. As in, "Navin R Johnson is a failure @ spelling".

Posted by: Navin R Johnson at August 25, 2011 05:16 PM (HpT9p)

11 Fuck it want some more inconsistencies?

The Government taking money and distributing it as they see fit for votes, ie power=compassion

Coorporations charging money for products that people choose to buy, making a profit, and distributing that money to their employees and shareholders=greed

Fuck the left in the mouth with Peter North's schlong.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 25, 2011 05:17 PM (VidfH)

12 Would they need to load the answers up in the Teleprompter for JEF to respond?

Posted by: Dave C at August 25, 2011 05:17 PM (vYdFh)

13 One more question for Obama:

When did your wife stop beating you and how did this influence your domestic policy?

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at August 25, 2011 05:18 PM (nxptv)

14 @11

Eh, the left would like that.

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 25, 2011 05:19 PM (Xm1aB)

15 Barack would answer 'above my paygrade' to 100% of them.

Sad.

The MSM would cover for him, while hammering any republican. They know it's a great way to divide support.

But it also seems pretty desperate. They want to talk about anything but jobs.

Posted by: Dustin at August 25, 2011 05:19 PM (519+h)

16
dammit, I just blew my nut in the other thread

Posted by: soothsayer at August 25, 2011 05:19 PM (G/zuv)

17 In a cage match between Jesus and Mohammad (Old Testament Rules), who wins?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 25, 2011 05:19 PM (1fB+3)

18 What pray tell does the phrase "God of the Christian Bible" mean?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama, D-Indonesia at August 25, 2011 05:19 PM (f8XyF)

19
two posts 13 minutes apart?

ur killin me

Posted by: soothsayer at August 25, 2011 05:20 PM (G/zuv)

20
Animal, vegetable or mineral?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 25, 2011 05:20 PM (QMtmy)

21 Jesus doesn't have any relevance as he is both not a natural born citizen and a member of the Zionist entity we have no business spending money to defend.

SCLERAREGFEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 25, 2011 05:20 PM (lGFXF)

22 lies about dominionism (whatever the fuck that is)
a commenter named "Jim" who has been pounding the pavement for Romney mentioned that in another thread, can you say concern troll?

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at August 25, 2011 05:20 PM (yAor6)

23 Here are a few I'd like asked:

Do you believe that during his life on earth, Jesus Christ performed miracles as described in the Christian Gospels, including walking on water, changing water into wine, healing the sick and raising the dead?

Do you believe that Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was crucified and rose from the dead three days later and ascended into heaven?

Do you believe that in the Christian Eucharist; that bread and wine become in substance of the real body and blood of Christ?

If your answer to any of these is "no", please reconcile your answer with your claim that you are a "Christian".

Posted by: Cotton Mather at August 25, 2011 05:21 PM (Xv7f/)

24 Here's one for him. Why dost thou sucketh so much?

Posted by: USS Diversity at August 25, 2011 05:22 PM (KbEJl)

25 More questions for Obama

Do you believe in evolution?
Ok then why the fuck don't you wise the fuck up and stop spending fucking money we don't have?

Do you believe that Christ is your savior and Lord?
Ok then why did he make you fucking retarded?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 25, 2011 05:22 PM (VidfH)

26 Asking them is one thing, getting a response is a completly different matter.
I would expect that the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure would not even begin to answer them.

Posted by: Gmac at August 25, 2011 05:23 PM (k2Fyd)

27 Do you believe it's everpermissible for 57 year old men to have sex with 9 year old girls? Even if the man in question was the Prophet Mohammad? Does the prophet's actions with Aisha mean that the Prophet Mohammad could be labelled a pedophile?

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 25, 2011 05:23 PM (GKQDR)

28 Posted by: Cotton Mather at August 25, 2011 05:21 PM (Xv7f/)
I actually will be on record to say I question if he is a christian, he strikes me more as some elitist agnostic/atheist who went to Rev Wright's church to curryfavor w/ the community

Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at August 25, 2011 05:23 PM (yAor6)

29 I'd first any and all questions on religion from the MFM with - I'm still evolving. Go ask Obama if he's thru evolving on religious issues. May Rev Wright could help you.
Next question.

Posted by: flyby at August 25, 2011 05:23 PM (ucq49)

30 This is all bullshit because a liberal will never be asked these questions.

Posted by: McLovin at August 25, 2011 05:24 PM (j0IcY)

31 13
One more question for Obama:



When did your wife stop beating you [with her dick] and how did this influence your domestic policy?

There.

Posted by: Rocco Siffredi at August 25, 2011 05:24 PM (Xv7f/)

32 This would only happen if Democrats were willing to go to a televised debate on FOX, but only after the ambush happened on an MSLSD debate.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 25, 2011 05:25 PM (UK9cE)

33 If Jesus could feed a multitude with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, what's your fucking problem?

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 25, 2011 05:25 PM (1fB+3)

34 Great questions but we all know how the Stuttering One would answer. With a Miserably Failing answer such as:

"It's above my pay grade"

To which the media accepts as a perfectly valid answer despite no one having a pay grade above that of our Trillionaire-in-Chief

Posted by: Arcade Hero at August 25, 2011 05:25 PM (mmHDH)

35 The left and the MBM lie about everything.

Pretty much covers it.

Part of the "lie" is of course the "insane double standard," but that's just a detail.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 05:26 PM (bxiXv)

36 Do you believe that in the Christian Eucharist; that bread and wine become in substance of the real body and blood of Christ?Eh, you can skip this one. I don't think there'smuch acceptance in mainstream Christianity of either transubstantiation or consubstantiation.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2011 05:26 PM (v+QvA)

37 Do you believe we should follow the Ten Commandments?

If your answer is yes then how the fuck can you explain the existence of the Democrat Party when #10 is "Thou shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 25, 2011 05:27 PM (VidfH)

38 27 Do you believe it's everpermissible for 57 year old men to have sex with 9 year old girls? Even if the man in question was the Prophet Mohammad? Does the prophet's actions with Aisha mean that the Prophet Mohammad could be labelled a pedophile?
Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 25, 2011 05:23 PM (GKQDR)
How's that Islamic profession of faith go again?

Posted by: Roman Polanski at August 25, 2011 05:27 PM (v+QvA)

39 O/T: For the cocksucking RINO Christie lovers.

Posted by: My Sharia at August 25, 2011 05:27 PM (EL+OC)

40 Fuck the left in the mouth with Peter North's schlong.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 25, 2011 05:17 PM (VidfH)


Wow, unexpected reference there.


Posted by: © Sponge at August 25, 2011 05:27 PM (UK9cE)

41 Eh, you can skip this one. I don't think there'smuch acceptance in mainstream Christianity of either transubstantiation or consubstantiation.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2011 05:26 PM (v+QvA)
I was told there would be no vocabulary.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 25, 2011 05:28 PM (jucos)

42 Wait, is this a triple post? I don't read the posts, just the comments.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 25, 2011 05:28 PM (4nfy2)

43 37 Do you believe we should follow the Ten Commandments? If your answer is yes then how the fuck can you explain the existence of the Democrat Party when #10 is "Thou shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”?
Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 25, 2011 05:27 PM (VidfH)
How about thall shalt not steal? Progressives don't seem to like that one much, either.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2011 05:28 PM (v+QvA)

44 On matters theological to Obama, perhaps someone might ask ... if confronted with a downhill, sidehill lie about 125 yards from the green, how far off one back's foot is it advisable to play the ball when using a wedge?

Posted by: Fr. Mulligan at August 25, 2011 05:28 PM (Xv7f/)

45 Do you believe that Christ is your savior and Lord?
Ok then why did he make you fucking retarded?

That was teh funny.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at August 25, 2011 05:29 PM (lGFXF)

46 Are men and women the same? Do they possess the same talents and abilities? Are the sexes fungible? Can men and women do every job with equal results?

Is gay sex qualitatively and morally indistinguishable from heterosexual sex? Is receptive anal intercourse more deleterious to one's health than other forms of sexual contact? What do you teach your children about homosexual people and their behavior?

Do you believe that it is morally wrong to covet other people's property? If not, why not? Do you believe that your statements about "those who have more" counsels people to be covetous of other peoples' property?


Posted by: Alec Leamas at August 25, 2011 05:29 PM (mg08E)

47 Meh- we all know the excuse the MSM will use for not subjecting Obama to the same sort of questions. They use the same sort of justification for playing anything remotely scandalous of a sexual nature as a Big Fucking Deal when it comes to Republicans, but barely relevant when it comes to Democrats.

They'll claim that since Republicans make their religious beliefs more central to their campaigns, such questions are highly relevant only for Republicans.

And no, pointing out instances where the Dems do the same thing won't move them an inch.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 25, 2011 05:29 PM (SY2Kh)

48 Wait. What?

Posted by: Bill Keller at August 25, 2011 05:30 PM (N2yhW)

49 Question for Commander Clusterfuck:

Why do you continually say one thing then do the absolutely polar fucking opposite?

Posted by: © Sponge at August 25, 2011 05:31 PM (UK9cE)

50 When I think of religion, I like to imagine what the little Soviet boys
and girls must have felt when their Dear Leader put Sputnik into orbit. What a moment.

Posted by: Comrade SCOAMF at August 25, 2011 05:31 PM (mmHDH)

51 43
37 Do you believe we should follow the Ten Commandments? If
your answer is yes then how the fuck can you explain the existence of
the Democrat Party when #10 is "Thou shall not covet your neighbor’s
house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor
his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your
neighbor’s.”?
Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 25, 2011 05:27 PM (VidfH)


How about thall shalt not steal? Progressives don't seem to like that one much, either.


How about thou shalt not kill? Don't forget that one. So long as you're asking questions, I mean.

Posted by: Civilan killed by Predator in a kinetic military action at August 25, 2011 05:31 PM (Xv7f/)

52 If I could ask one question, it'd be "A-stuttering-clusterfuck-of-a-miserable-failure-says-what?"

But yeah, good (if obvious) post.

Posted by: Brer Texas at August 25, 2011 05:31 PM (vI8R6)

53 Posted by: My Sharia at August 25, 2011 05:27 PM (EL+OC)
I saw that at HotAir. Thanks for posting it here. Christie's great for New Jersey but I hope he's never President.
One day, in the far future, people are going to look back at Western civilisation's efforts to discourage any and all types of energy production and wonder what the f... were people thinking.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 25, 2011 05:31 PM (GKQDR)

54 Candidates who are asked such questions should reply as follows: "President Obama* never had to answer any of these questions during his campaign and up until the present time, and neither will I."

*Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 25, 2011 05:31 PM (Zgfnd)

55 I'm so damn stupid it hurts.

Posted by: Bill Keller at August 25, 2011 05:33 PM (N2yhW)

56 lies about dominionism (whatever the fuck that is)
a commenter named "Jim" who has been pounding the pavement for Romney mentioned that in another thread, can you say concern troll?
Posted by: AuthorLMendez (Perry Guy) at August 25, 2011 05:20 PM (yAor6)
--Jim is not pounding the pavement for Romney. And take a look at the link in my name for an article today in the Daily Beast on this topic.

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2011 05:34 PM (YwDKF)

57 If you use a sheet with a hole cut in it, will Michelle let you smoke?

Posted by: wooga at August 25, 2011 05:34 PM (2p0e3)

58 47
Meh- we all know the excuse the MSM will use for not subjecting Obama to
the same sort of questions. They use the same sort of justification
for playing anything remotely scandalous of a sexual nature as a Big
Fucking Deal when it comes to Republicans, but barely relevant when it
comes to Democrats.

They'll claim that since Republicans make
their religious beliefs more central to their campaigns, such questions
are highly relevant only for Republicans.

And no, pointing out instances where the Dems do the same thing won't move them an inch.


Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 25, 2011 05:29 PM (SY2Kh)

Well, its like not grilling us about why we all send our kids to private schools. Its not like fealty to the public school teachers' union are more central to our campaigns or anything.

Posted by: Democrat with kids in private schools at August 25, 2011 05:34 PM (Xv7f/)

59 "They'll claim that since Republicans make their religious beliefs more central to their campaigns, such questions are highly relevant only for Republicans."

Obama specifically made his faith a talking point in his campaign. Obama went out of his way to go to black churches around the country. He made it central to his campaign. The left doesn't care about logic, consistency, or a sense of shame. All they have as their main funtion is "fuck you Rethuglican racists, and fuck Bush".

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 25, 2011 05:34 PM (VidfH)

60 Obama's an atheist, so I would ask him what made him chose reverend wright, the need for black street cred or Wright's anti-american stylings?

Also **Do you believe the God of the Christian Bible is the same as the God of the Koran?**is interesting, I'd guess teh proper answer is no.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 05:35 PM (QxSug)

61 Dave C at #12 wins the Innernets succinctly.

Posted by: spongeworthy at August 25, 2011 05:36 PM (rplL3)

62 As a self-described Christian, why do you not even issue a statement or proclamation for Easter, but celebrate Ramadan with guests and release a Ramadan proclamation?

Posted by: Schwalbe : The © at August 25, 2011 05:37 PM (UU0OF)

63 Obama's an atheist, so I would ask him what made him chose reverend wright, the need for black street cred or Wright's anti-american stylings? Yes.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 25, 2011 05:37 PM (jucos)

64 54
Candidates who are asked such questions should reply as follows:
"President Obama* never had to answer any of these questions during his
campaign and up until the present time, and neither will I."

*Stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.


Posted by: Theresa D., TPT (FREE GGE!!) at August 25, 2011 05:31 PM (Zgfnd)


That's a terrific line. I'm going to use it when the media asks me if I'll release my transcripts from AM. Thanks.

Posted by: Rick Perry at August 25, 2011 05:37 PM (Xv7f/)

65 How about thou shalt not kill? Don't forget that one. So long as you're asking questions, I mean.

It's "murder" - not "kill". Killing is acceptable, but murder is not. Otherwise, the Jews would not have been so quick with the death penalty.

Posted by: wooga at August 25, 2011 05:37 PM (2p0e3)

66 Question for Obama

If Man is made in the image of God, and God takes care of his children, why do you sir continue to borrow trillions of dollars on the backs of children who are not even born yet, you stupid mother fucker?

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 25, 2011 05:37 PM (VidfH)

67 60
Obama's an atheist, so I would ask him what made him chose reverend
wright, the need for black street cred or Wright's anti-american
stylings?

Does it have to be either or?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 25, 2011 05:37 PM (c0A3e)

68 Dear Bill Keller:

Blowback's a bitch, ain't it?

Posted by: rdbrewer at August 25, 2011 05:38 PM (MK/tm)

69 Screwed up the link in my last post. Should be fixed now.
Do you believe that in the Christian Eucharist; that bread and wine become in substance of the real body and blood of Christ?If your answer to any of these is "no", please reconcile your answer with your claim that you are a "Christian".
--Where is this a required belief of Christians in the Bible? (I understand the Catholic Church believes it, but I don't see it in the language inthe New Testament.)("Take, eat, this is my body" at the Last Supper doesn't mean that communion now is physically Christ's body and blood).

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2011 05:39 PM (YwDKF)

70 Do you believe America's chickens came home to roost on 9-11?

Posted by: Jeremiah Wright is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure Ebook at August 25, 2011 05:40 PM (MMC8r)

71 The Democrats are a bunch of cockholsters.

If you are going to be an atheist, be one. Don't pretend to believe just to get votes.

That's just fraud.

Posted by: Kristopher at August 25, 2011 05:40 PM (Z3y1K)

72 Also **Do you believe the God of the Christian Bible is the same as the God of the Koran?**is interesting, I'd guess teh proper answer is no.
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 05:35 PM (QxSug)
--I think it depends on your religion. The Koran says they are the same, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2011 05:41 PM (YwDKF)

73 --Jim is not pounding the pavement
for Romney. And take a look at the link in my name for an article
today in the Daily Beast on this topic.

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2011 05:34 PM (YwDKF)


Yeah, fail.

Click your link and see what you get.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 25, 2011 05:41 PM (UK9cE)

74 And no, pointing out instances where the Dems do the same thing won't move them an inch.
Posted by: Hollowpoint at August 25, 2011 05:29 PM (SY2Kh)

Because they're liars. Abject, amoral, hypocritical liars.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 05:42 PM (bxiXv)

75 If you are going to be an atheist, be one. Don't pretend to believe just to get votes.That's just fraud.
Posted by: Kristopher at August 25, 2011 05:40 PM (Z3y1K)
And this should bother us how exactly.......

Posted by: The democrats at August 25, 2011 05:42 PM (jucos)

76 no, actually, I would hope that any actual religious question posed to stuttering clusterfuck would ask about the prohibition against coveting. That is, how does a redistributionist square that against the commandments against stealing and coveting.

Furthermore, how can someone who believes in the commandment against stealing let their wife get $300,000 a year from a HOSPITAL for a no-show, political spoils job?

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 05:42 PM (QxSug)

77 How about:
" What attracted you to Michelle"?

Posted by: J Jackson Jr at August 25, 2011 05:42 PM (i6RpT)

78 Maybe I should hash this shit out with some conservatives before I actually type it all out and submit it for publishing.

Now, if I only knew some conservatives.

Posted by: Bill Keller at August 25, 2011 05:43 PM (TXKVh)

79 Religion. Here's my man!

http://tinyurl.com/yucwaq

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at August 25, 2011 05:43 PM (PZiww)

80 OT:

Cuntessa Brewer fired from MSNBC anchor spot. Will still be working there doing whatever, whomever.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 25, 2011 05:43 PM (UlUS4)

81 Progs would have problems with that Not Bearing False Witness thingy, as well. They all lie, all the time.

Posted by: nikkolai at August 25, 2011 05:43 PM (WVucR)

82 Liberals like their leaders to be fake in their religious beliefs.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 25, 2011 05:43 PM (0fzsA)

83 I'd like to see some questions about God's supposed racial preferences according to Rev. Wright and James Cone.

"Do you believe that God rejects white people because they are white? Do you believe that if He doesn't hate white people, should we kill Him? If your answers are no, why did you spend 20 years in Rev. Wright's church?

Posted by: Mindy at August 25, 2011 05:44 PM (DkhOR)

84 The Koran claims the Jews and Christians worship the same god, and then co-opt Christ as a mere prophet, the same way early Catholics co-opted Keltic and Norse gods as "saints".

It is as relevant to Christianity as any other pseudo-christian cult.


Posted by: Kristopher at August 25, 2011 05:44 PM (Z3y1K)

85 Thanks, jim, at 72. I think sometimes the church is charitable and says that Mohamed was a prophet, misunderstood. Until I understood, at least, that there's been a very contentious existence between the christian world and islam, I would have said the answer is yes to maybe. But now, not so much.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 05:44 PM (QxSug)

86 IT'S ALL OVER FOR ASS LIMBO, KKKLANITY, AND NAZI, FACIST MORMON BECK. REAL RADIO FOR CORRECT AMERICANS IS COMING!

http://tinyurl.com/3mljxao

*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at August 25, 2011 05:45 PM (oveQS)

87 Mr. Prez, do warren buffett's schweaty balls taste like sacred wine or like maddog 20/20?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 25, 2011 05:45 PM (4nfy2)

88 Now, if I only knew some conservatives.

Posted by: Bill Keller at August 25, 2011 05:43 PM (TXKVh)

I think that's about the last possible way Keller would phrase that question.

Besides, we're talking the NYT here, I'm sure the question never came up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 05:45 PM (bxiXv)

89 Cuntessa Brewer fired from MSNBC anchor spot. Will still be working there doing whatever, whomever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 25, 2011 05:43 PM (UlUS4)
I've got some work that needs to be done under my desk.

Posted by: THE Reverend Al Sharpton at August 25, 2011 05:45 PM (jucos)

90 71 The Democrats are a bunch of cockholsters.

If you are going to be an atheist, be one. Don't pretend to believe just to get votes.

That's just fraud.
Posted by: Kristopher at August 25, 2011 05:40 PM (Z3y1K)

Bill Clinton said flat out it was ok for a fucking Democrat to be not only a member of the KKK, but a fucking recruiter for the KKK, to get votes.

They do not care about fraud, they have already institutionalized fucking lying, as a legitimate political device.

Another example, Obama said he didn't believe in gay marriage. Democrats "knew" he was lying or some stupid shit. Hence you will get the same fucking losers say that Republicans hate gays, yet Obama loves em, even though they have the same fucking policies.

Posted by: Mr. Pink at August 25, 2011 05:45 PM (VidfH)

91 There is a very big difference between Obama's former faith in Wright's church and the religion of the GOP candidates.   With Wright, the religious doctrine called for the universal respect for ALL faiths not exclusivity.  And also a great number of his sermons called for scientific solutions like free medical care for the poor.  You didn't see Jeremiah demanding an end for live-saving miracle cures from stem cell because Jesus told him clumps of cells were people.   Nor trying to end free speech like Sarah Palin did by banning library books that weren't Biblical. 

Posted by: Veronica at August 25, 2011 05:46 PM (bN5ZU)

92 True or false, Mr. President: You are a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at August 25, 2011 05:46 PM (1fLwj)

93
Boxers or briefs?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 25, 2011 05:46 PM (QMtmy)

94 remember when stephen king got ran over by that car? I LOL'd, because of Christine. Am I going to hell?

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (4nfy2)

95 O/T: For the cocksucking RINO Christie lovers.

Posted by: My Sharia at August 25, 2011 05:27 PM (EL+OC)

This post is not from me, though it seems to be trying to be.

Posted by: My Sharia Moor at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (ZY+lZ)

96 wow, 91 is like perfect in tone, what a good sendup of lefty non-think.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (QxSug)

97 "Mr. President, why are you a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (d0Tfm)

98
Posted by: KayInMaine at August 25, 2011 05:45 PM (oveQS)


Bug fuck crazy!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (Lt/Za)

99 Can you turn water into wine? How about into Colt 45?

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (Hx5uv)

100 When one of your greatest inspirations calls for the eternal condemnation of all of your fellow countrymen, how does that make you feel about the nation in which you were born?

Posted by: Douglas at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (YKOnu)

101 TenCommandment questions are hard. That's a lot of stuff for a busy world leader to remember, without a teleprompter.

Posted by: Errol at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (d2AYO)

102 Do you believe the God of the Christian Bible is the same as the God of the Koran? Does this view influence your foreign policy?
>> I believe the God of Abraham (also claimed by the Koran) inspired the Holy Bible, not the Koran.
>>No.




Do you believe in hell and if so who is damned? Do you believe in
heaven and if so what are the qualifications for entry? Do either of
these views influence your interaction with people and or foreign
leaders?

>>Yes. Those who do not obey God (2 Thess. 1:
>>Yes. Those who obey God.
>> No.


Do you believe, as some liberals churchmen do (including some you’ve
consulted with), that socialism is the system most compatible with the
Gospels? Does this influence your public policy and if so how?
>>No.
>>No.



Are the stories in Genesis (the Garden of Eden, the Flood, etc.) just
stories, actual histories or something else? How does this influence
your faith in the modern world?
>>They are 100% literal and factual.
>>It has nothing to do with my faith in the modern world. I have no faith in the modern world. The modern world is really bad. Really very bad. I have no faith in it.



When was the last time you read the New Testament and what did you take from it?
>>Today. That God loves me.




Do you believe Jesus was God? Do you believe Mohammed was a prophet of God?
>>No. I Believe Jesus IS God.
>> No. I believe he believed he was, poor bloke.



Do you believe Christ will return to earth in the future?

>>Yes.



Is there anything in the Bible that you disagree with? What is it and why?
>>No.



How do you see your faith and the faith of Christians around the world benefiting humanity?
>>Very ably, thank you.



Why don’t you go to church very often?
>>Have you stopped beating your wife?

Posted by: bigpale at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (Kjl/q)

103 The democrats could burn puppies and kick them down the stairs and Bill Keller would still suck their democratcocks.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at August 25, 2011 05:48 PM (0fzsA)

104 *SPIT*

Posted by: Kay in Maine is a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure Ebook at August 25, 2011 05:48 PM (MMC8r)

105 http://tinyurl.com/3mljxao


*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at August 25, 2011 05:45 PM (oveQS)



LaMarche, who was the vice presidential candidate in 2004 under Ralph
Nader for the Green Party, said the show would target politicians and
public officials in Augusta and Washington, D.C., who push around Maine
residents, especially those struggling with the welfare system.
“Nothing is more fun than standing up to a bully,” LaMarche said.
“There’s an awful lot of bullying going on out there right now.”
Enjoy no listeners. And Mr. King, I hope you don't plan on selling any more books going forward.

It amazes me that they think the conservatives are being the bullies.

It'time for an episode of Bully Beatdown, politics style.

Posted by: © Sponge at August 25, 2011 05:48 PM (UK9cE)

106 Welcome to National Incompetent Troll Day! Celebrations will include:

A presentation on the effects of a Lobotomy
Spiked Flavor-Aid
Pointless shouting at telephone poles
Drooling
Updates to the spam filter

Enjoy!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 05:48 PM (bxiXv)

107 "How about into Colt 45?"

It's impossible to turn Colt 45 into wine.

Malt liquors are grain based. Wine is fruit based.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at August 25, 2011 05:49 PM (cbyrC)

108 96 wow, 91 is like perfect in tone, what a good sendup of lefty non-think delusion.
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 05:47 PM (QxSug)
FIFY.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2011 05:49 PM (DrWcr)

109 Mr. SCFOAMF are you aware or when did you become aware that you are a SCFOAMF?

Posted by: YIKES! at August 25, 2011 05:49 PM (0yGvK)

110 How does it feel to go from being recognized as "The One" to being "A Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure?".

Posted by: jrg at August 25, 2011 05:49 PM (BkQvr)

111 There is a very big difference between Obama's former faith in Wright's church and the religion of the GOP candidates.

Yeah. Obama just pretends to believe whatever he feels it is necessary to pretend to believe at any given time. The Republicans actually believe that stuff.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 25, 2011 05:50 PM (Hx5uv)

112 36
Do you believe that in the Christian Eucharist; that bread and wine become in substance of the real body and blood of Christ?

Eh,
you can skip this one. I don't think there'smuch acceptance in
mainstream Christianity of either transubstantiation or
consubstantiation.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 25, 2011 05:26 PM (v+QvA)

Label it whatever you want -- Real Presence, transubstantiation,
consubstantiation, consecration, sacramental union, whatever -- belief in it is outside of mainstream Christianity only if you consider Roman Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, Anglicans, Presbyterians, Methodists, etc to be outside mainstream Christianity.

Posted by: Kenmore at August 25, 2011 05:50 PM (Xv7f/)

113 Chis Christie initiates a moritorium on Natural Gas Fracking for one year to study environmental issues.
Can someone tell me again why this guy would make a good president?
http://tinyurl.com/3flpr53

Posted by: robtr at August 25, 2011 05:50 PM (MtwBb)

114 IT'S ALL OVER FOR ASS LIMBO, KKKLANITY, AND NAZI, FACIST MORMON BECK. REAL RADIO FOR CORRECT AMERICANS IS COMING!

Yea right. As long as their libtard funding can hold out. When that dries up, it's back to you-tube obscurity.

And what in the hell is a "correct" American? Would that be one you don't want to throw in a gulag for crimethink?

Posted by: Kristopher at August 25, 2011 05:50 PM (Z3y1K)

115 Religion and faith are wonderful rhetorical props. You can mention them warmly in speeches and you sound just like Lincoln and shit. Just don't get the crazy wingnut idea that they're true or they should, like, actually influence your conduct or something.

Posted by: Barky O'Genius, Casting His Rhetorical Spell at August 25, 2011 05:51 PM (QKKT0)

116 85 Thanks, jim, at 72. I think sometimes the church is charitable and says that Mohamed was a prophet, misunderstood. Until I understood, at least, that there's been a very contentious existence between the christian world and islam, I would have said the answer is yes to maybe. But now, not so much.
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 05:44 PM (QxSug)

--Joe, Google "Topaki Palace". The Muslim kings who built it gathered "relics" from the Jewish and Christian world, such as something used by Abraham (don't remember what), because they believed that the Koran compelled them to gather significant items of all three religions. It was very weird to see--and totally unexpected.

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2011 05:51 PM (YwDKF)

117 http://tinyurl.com/3mljxao


*SPIT*

Posted by: KayInMaine at August 25, 2011 05:45 PM (oveQS)
I doubt that Rush is losing any sleep over this threat.

Posted by: WalrusRex at August 25, 2011 05:52 PM (Hx5uv)

118 Much of this material is covered in my 17th century sermon entitled "SCOAMFs in the Hands of an Angry God."

Trust me, it kills!

Posted by: Jonathan Edwards at August 25, 2011 05:52 PM (SgLsM)

119 **very big difference between Obama's former faith in Wright's church and the religion of the GOP candidates.**

yeah, the left believes in nothing except power. They'll castigate you for being a braindead hillbilly patriot one day and then extol the patriotism of high taxes the next. vote against the debt ceiling in 2006 and then declare it to threaten the bedrock of the country.

That is why we coined the term "memory hole" and why the left considers repeating what they actually said to be the lowest form of debate. We recognized that they hate the truth, or any God or virtue that stands in their way.

Just saying...

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 05:52 PM (QxSug)

120 O/T: Houston did not get a shuttle because of Charlie Bolden


No politics here, but, then again, I'd denounce myself if I said something entirely stupid. Science is a religion, politics is just a hobby. Houston, we had a problem.


Posted by: LC LaWedgie at August 25, 2011 05:52 PM (PcoXF)

121 @116, interesting, but there's also the recent destruction of religious artifacts (pre 9-11) in Afghanistan and the whole moorish conquest of Europe and the taking of christians as slaves in the more distant past.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 05:54 PM (QxSug)

122 Some better, more pertinent questions: http://tinyurl.com/3rvloz7

Posted by: SFC MAC at August 25, 2011 05:54 PM (/qSCt)

123 Kenmore--FYI:
Do United Methodists believe that the bread and wine physically or chemically change into Christ’s flesh and blood in this sacrament?
No, we believe that the change is spiritual. They signify the body and blood of Christ for us, helping us to be Christ’s body in the world today, redeemed by Christ’s blood. We pray over the bread and the cup that they may make us one with Christ, “one with each other, and one in service to all the world.”
From a Psybyterian (sic) website:
Is Jesus really present?
Blood as well as ink has been spilt trying to sort out the way in which Jesus is present. Partly it is a matter of doing justice to Jesus' words "This is my body" "This is my blood." The medieval doctrine of transubstantiation which used Aristotle's distinction between substance, essence and external accidents, may now look like a verbal trick to remove the debate about whether the words are literal or figurative from the reality of sense experience (if you say that it has changed, but nothing physical which would tell us it has changed has altered, disbelief may be possible, but disproof is difficult). If we allow others to decide and to answer for themselves how they wish to formulate the way in which Jesus is present in communion, there is a lot to be said for saying that we believe Jesus to be present without saying how or what in.

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2011 05:55 PM (YwDKF)

124 "In a cage match between Jesus and Mohammad (Old Testament Rules), who wins?"

I think it's pretty clear that Mohammad's fire-based powers beat Jesus's wood-based Master carpentry skills. (Also, fire beats Jesus's klaive as we saw in the end of KRULL..)

However, it's not like Mohammad can put him down for good due to Jesus's resurrection power. Mohammad may get his three falls and the win by Old Testament Rules, but Jesus is more the total package.

Posted by: luagha at August 25, 2011 05:57 PM (Dk9yX)

125 Ithink sometimes the church is charitable and says that Mohamed was a prophet, misunderstood. Until I understood, at least, that there's been a very contentious existence between the christian world and islam, I would have said the answer is yes to maybe. But now, not so much.
What kind of bizarro world church are you going to?

Posted by: Randy M at August 25, 2011 05:59 PM (vI8R6)

126 I think that Mohammed, Jesus, and the Budha were all Superfriends.

Posted by: THE Reverend Al Sharpton at August 25, 2011 05:59 PM (jucos)

127 We are just full of questions today, aren't we?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 25, 2011 06:00 PM (d0Tfm)

128 Hey BackwardsBoy. Do you still have weimaraners? I saw you post something about it the other day.

Posted by: Osama bin Truck Monkey, TEArrorist at August 25, 2011 06:01 PM (jucos)

129 In a cage match between Jesus and Mohammad (Old Testament Rules), who wins?"I think it's pretty clear that Mohammad's fire-based powers beat Jesus's wood-based Master carpentry skills. (Also, fire beats Jesus's klaive as we saw in the end of KRULL..)However, it's not like Mohammad can put him down for good due to Jesus's resurrection power. Mohammad may get his three falls and the win by Old Testament Rules, but Jesus is more the total package.
Posted by: luagha at August 25, 2011 05:57 PM (Dk9yX)
--Jesus can also fly on his own. Mohammed needs a carpet if he wants to fly.

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2011 06:02 PM (YwDKF)

130 We are just full of questions today, aren't we?

Only for republicans, because it says in Corinthian Leather 12:32, 'ask only of republicans what you will never ask of a democrat or liberal, for lo, you must be one with the O '.

Posted by: Bill Keller at August 25, 2011 06:03 PM (4nfy2)

131 I remember Rush Limbaugh saying Jeremiah Wright was a marine and it therefore stands to reason that it was Barack Obama writing his sermons.

Posted by: Wdavisterry at August 25, 2011 06:06 PM (EG/p1)

132 Label it whatever you want -- Real Presence, transubstantiation, consubstantiation, consecration, sacramental union, whatever -- belief in it is outside of mainstream Christianity only if you consider Roman Catholics, Eastern Orthodox, Anglicans, Presbyterians, Methodists, etc to be outside mainstream Christianity.
I never understood why those demoninations believe that a God whose rules are filled with symbol and ritual would in this instance need make it super natural transformationto be meaningful. And why a Jesus who spoke in parables would not have used a metaphor to introduce it. And why God would go through the trouble of making it the "actual" body of christ without changing the taste or texture.

Posted by: Randy M at August 25, 2011 06:07 PM (vI8R6)

133 If we're going to ask "candidates" some questions, let's ask them some completely fucking pointless questions -
like about imaginary angels and needles.

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at August 25, 2011 06:15 PM (NHeC0)

134 #133, fair enough, but the left has this fantasy about believing that God told you to not eat pork or to believe the earth to be built last year can somehow invalidate that their god-king is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 06:19 PM (QxSug)

135 Mr. President, is it your contention that Jesus was a socialist? And if so, would you believe he would have advocated for healthcare or other benefits paid for by others at the tip of a Roman spear?

Posted by: Rex Harrison's Hat at August 25, 2011 06:20 PM (4136b)

136 I never understood why those demoninations believe that a God whose rules are filled with symbol and ritual would in this instance need make it super natural transformationto be meaningful. And why a Jesus who spoke in parables would not have used a metaphor to introduce it. And why God would go through the trouble of making it the "actual" body of christ without changing the taste or texture.
Posted by: Randy M at August 25, 2011 06:07 PM (vI8R6)
And, if it really is Christ's body and blood in Catholic communion wafers, why are they so damn dry they stick to the roof of your mouth?

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2011 06:24 PM (YwDKF)

137 "and in the midst of the seven lampstands One like the Son of Man, clothed with a garment down to the feet and girded about the chest with a golden band. His head and hair were white like wool, as white as snow, and His eyes like a flame of fire; His feet were like fine brass, as if refined by a furnace, and His voice as the sound of many waters; He had in His right hand seven stars, out of His mouth went a sharp two-edged sword and His contenance was like the sun shining in its strength." Revelation 1;13-16

Christ v. muhammed = epic mismatch

Posted by: nikkolai at August 25, 2011 06:29 PM (WVucR)

138 Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: steevy at August 25, 2011 06:37 PM (pV6cO)

139 Here's one: Do you believe in Moroni - same name as the capital city of a mythical treasure-hunting land in a story about Captain Kidd - who died in a great battle between pre-Columbian nations and "lived on" as an angel to protect a couple of golden plates, so they could be discovered buried in rural New York state by a money-hunter named Smith who hunted for buried treasure by putting stones in a stovepipe hat and wandering around waiting for the stones to reflect "information", who returned to plates to Moroni (who only appeared to this guy Smith, and some of his buddies ... they said, then translated writing on the plates into English from some unknown language, but kept the plates, after Smith tried to steal them and then kept screwing up by bringing the "wrong people" with him to get them), who then went off to found a religion based on angel visits, speaking in tongues and having multiple wives?

Posted by: Rex the Wonder God at August 25, 2011 06:50 PM (NHeC0)

140 " Nor trying to end free speech like Sarah Palin did by banning library books that weren't Biblical. "

Ah, the blatant lying troll appears.
Thanks for playing.

Posted by: Dick Nixon at August 25, 2011 07:01 PM (18X9Z)

141 Would you be happier with the mainstream media if it were more like Fox News Channel?

Is the liberal media biased because it doesn't actively endorse and promote republican ideals or it just because you don't like the news it reports?

If you hear a fact and don't like what it proves, do believe its a lie?

Did you re-elect George W. Bush because he created a tax cut in the middle of two expensive wars or was it because you admired his intellect and his command of the English language? OR - was it because you supported the amount of money he spent?

Are you happy with all the jobs that tax cut did not create?

Do you believe the presidency of George W. Bush is a testament to the sheer power and quality of your unmatched decision-making skills?

Since Sarah Palin resigned as governor, are you happy with your support of the McCain-Palin ticket? And do you believe that your deft decision making skills will one day bring us another unqualified, incurious, and ideological publicity hound?

Do you truly believe a professional trader in publicity like Sarah Palin would be a great world leader?

You don't believe in man-made climate change. Which university faculty will you be joining to oversee the awarding of science degrees?

Do you believe in science at all?

Rick Perry talks a lot about all the jobs he's created as governor of Texas. Statistics prove that most of those were menial, low-paying jobs. Are you confident that he'll be able to create a lot of low-paying jobs for America?

Your readers post a great deal of violent, sexual innuendos. Most of it homosexual-themed. Do you believe we should have more of this in America's political discourse?

Have you ever considered crowd-sourcing your readers to produce gay porn?

You're still talking about Jeremiah Wright 3 years after the election. How long have you been so concerned about bigotry and will you be working further to stop bigotry? How do you plan to do it?

When you delete this comment, blocking your readers from seeing it, will it be because you fear these questions it will it be because it doesn't contain any gay sex jokes?


Posted by: Tom Terrific at August 25, 2011 07:28 PM (/LqDJ)

142 and thus we have an example of one of the liberal pathology's defense mechanisms, argument by shotgun: throw up enough lies, filibuster, and hope the other side becomes overwhelmed by the prospect of finding one point you made that reflects life on earth to even begin trying to engage. I gather that Tom doesn't like Fox news and thinks that Bush the W spent too much. Yeah, fucknuts, exhibit A:
http://tinyurl.com/3uepa8b
exhibit b
http://tinyurl.com/6zb3mv

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 07:40 PM (QxSug)

143 Congratulations, Tom. That's the most dishonest, distorted, and arrogantly counterfactual string of statements posed as questions I've seen since I last read the New York Times.

That was the Issa smear last week, I think. Remember that one? At least 13 errors of fact and enough dishonest inferences to fill an elephant pen.

And that's Just Another Day for people like the NYT, MSNBC, and every other favorit "news" source for the left.

It's not even worth "debunking" because everyone but a lefty already knows the details, and lefties don't CARE about the details, that's why they make so much shit up.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 07:45 PM (bxiXv)

144 why bother, M, you don't even "believe" in science.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 07:46 PM (QxSug)

145 And it also posted on a "dead thread" because it hoped to go unanswered, as opposed to leftist blogs and forums like Kos, Huffpo and DU, where they just delete opposing opinions.

And then they come here, and accuse us of the same.

But there the post stands, a monument to hypocrisy and lies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 07:49 PM (bxiXv)

146 Of course I believe in science. That's why I oppose the greatest fraud ever perpetrated in its name - the Great Carbon Scam of the 20th and 2st centuries.

Its proponents have been repeatedly caught lying, its peripheral hypotheses change with the wind, and it is and always was collusion between ideologues greedy for power and ideologues greedy for money.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 07:52 PM (bxiXv)

147 Hypocrisy and lies? You mean Fox news is a fair and balanced news organization completely detached from political ideology?

Sarah Palin is a genius and a statesman?

George w. Bush was a great president that left the country better than how he found it?

No gay sex jokes on this site?

Rick Perry created high paying jobs in Texas?

Lies? Seriously? Really?

Posted by: Tom Terrific at August 25, 2011 07:53 PM (/LqDJ)

148 the insane, hate-filled left, fighting logic with shotgun displays of ignorance. Keep on fucking that chicken and post something relevant or insightful.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 07:58 PM (QxSug)

149 Yeah, like "fucking a chicken". I see you steered away from the gay-sex come-back and went straight for bestiality. You guys are a class act.

Posted by: Tom Terrific at August 25, 2011 08:00 PM (/LqDJ)

150 for example, whereas a dipshit, kneejerk accusation coupled with a hyper-qualified statement like "Hypocrisy and lies? You mean Fox news is a fair and balanced news organization completely detached from political ideology?" is boring and childish.
This audience believes that CNN,MSNBC, every newspaper were in the tank for stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, but noooo, Fox is bad.
Try to be interesting, bring up something relevant like, I found that when Fox did this, I felt it hurt their credibility. Sort of like, when Dan Rather posted fake documents regarding W's war record, it was a clear indictment of the old fart's bias.
See? we may hate science because, um, well because you said so, but we like some nonvituperative input.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 08:03 PM (QxSug)

151 you can't even quote properly or honestly.
anyway, since you're a heterophobe, you should know taht a coblogger is teh ghey and Ace had a post discussing what is funny regarding gay jokes. Look it up. Educate yourself, unless you hate science.

Posted by: joeindc44 at August 25, 2011 08:05 PM (QxSug)

152 I may have been unclear. I was talking *about* you, not *to* you.

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 25, 2011 08:08 PM (bxiXv)

153 Why don't you neocons focus on finding a non-insane candidate with any chance to win instead of bothering President Obama? He's already suffering with this damn hurricane cutting into his golf time.

Posted by: Jon Huntsman at August 25, 2011 08:29 PM (ApIyR)

154 I never understood why those demoninations believe that a God whose
rules are filled with symbol and ritual would in this instance need make
it super natural transformationto be meaningful. And why a Jesus who
spoke in parables would not have used a metaphor to introduce it. And
why God would go through the trouble of making it the "actual" body of
christ without changing the taste or texture.


I never understood why those denominations believe that a God who was capable of sending his Son to live as a man on earth, who performed wondrous miracles, allowed himself to be brutally crucified, risen from the dead, and ascended into heaven would resort to mere ritual, symbol or metaphor at the most critical junctions of his ministry.

That God's motives and purposes are beyond human understanding answers your last question.

Posted by: Kenmore at August 25, 2011 08:51 PM (u+8qs)

155 "No, no no! God damn America! That's in the Bible!"
"President SCOAMF, just where in the Bible is that verse?"

Posted by: Just Sayin' at August 25, 2011 08:58 PM (3nW4y)

156 So we get the Z list trolls tonight? And Maine's walking yeast infection. Just fucking wonderful. I guess that means they're nervous about the SCoaMF. At least if they have any sense they are so I guess it's 50/50.

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158
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Posted by: Watership Down AudioBook at August 25, 2011 09:24 PM (z3/Dt)

159 When you delete this comment, blocking your readers from seeing it, will it be because you fear these questions it will it be because it doesn't contain any gay sex jokes?


Posted by: Tom Terrific at August 25, 2011 07:28 PM (/LqDJ)

First time here Tom? We relish ignorant fucks like you, so much we pretend to be you to fool others. Usually with more compelling arguments.

Collect your MMfA talking points and try again. This tine put your heart into it. If you have one, you fucking zombie.

Posted by: 1 * at August 25, 2011 09:36 PM (syoaz)

160 Tom you quit beating your old lady yet after another shitty day at McFood?

Posted by: Dick Nixon at August 25, 2011 10:19 PM (fBpqg)

161 "Mr. President, Caiphas from Jerusalem, Israel asks, 'Are you the Messiah, the Son of God?'"

Posted by: Jingo at August 26, 2011 01:19 AM (mdwWR)

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That's easy. There's not a chapel on the 9th hole at Martha's.

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Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat