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| From Politics To "Economic Realities:" Wall Street Tanks, Moody's Issues "Negative" OutlookWith the stroke of a pen we've given ourselves the nominal right to borrow more money, but that doesn't fix anything. The broad-based index fell for a seventh day and crashed through the key 200-day moving average in an ominous sign for markets. The seven days of losses mark the longest losing streak since October 2008. "It is going to be a long week," said Jim Maguire Jr., a NYSE floor trader at E.H. Smith Jacobs. "The bid is not here in the market." The selloff accelerated into the close as volume jumped well above average. The fall was broad-based, with four stocks falling for every one rising on the New York Stock Exchange. The index also broke through its 2-1/2 year uptrend line from its bear market low in March 2009. Thursday was the index's worst day in a year. ... Investors seemed to find little to cheer after the U.S. Senate agreed to a deal to raise the debt ceiling because of the possibility it will not stave off a downgrade of the U.S. government's triple-A rating. "Investors have made the shift from Washington to what I'm calling economic realities," said Fred Dickson, chief market strategist at The Davidson Cos. in Lake Oswego, Oregon.Credit rating agency Fitch said the deal makes the possibility of default very low, but the US must reduce its debt or face a downgrade. Moody's said likewise. Moody’s Investors Service said the U.S. credit rating may be downgraded for the first time on concern that fiscal discipline may ease, further debt reduction measures won’t be adopted and the economy may weaken. The U.S., rated Aaa since 1917, was placed on negative outlook, New York-based Moody’s said in a statement today as it confirmed the rating. Moody’s warned on July 29 a negative outlook was “more likely” as lawmakers reduced the size of spending cuts being negotiated to win approval on a plan to lift the nation’s borrowing limit. ... “A downgrade is a sign that Congress is failing to address a real fiscal issue,” Guy LeBas, chief fixed-income strategist at Janney Montgomery Scott LLC in Philadelphia, said in an interview before the announcement.Consumers were already forecasting a downturn in June, by cutting their own spending. Unexpectedly, of course. Consumer spending unexpectedly fell in June to post the first decline in nearly two years as incomes barely rose, a government report showed, suggesting economic growth could remain subdued in the third quarter.Um, "remain subdued" is a rosy scenario. It was already weak and with the adjustment of the first quarter's figure to a near-recessionary 0.4% GDP growth, "subdued" growth is the upside. This is sort of an unrelated point, but I've seen liberals strain to make the case that Bush was really responsible for the increase in debt the past 2 years. I don't know how they get to that claim, exactly. But even conceding they're right, then what they are saying is this: Bush spent irresponsibly and even recklessly. (You don't have to argue long with conservatives to get that much conceded.) Now, Bush having accumulated several more trillions in debt than he ever should have, Obama's response is to... pile on another $5 trillion? What is there some kind of free $5 trillion rule, that every President gets $5 trillion in debt? If, as Obama said when he voted against a Bush debt ceiling increase in 2007, Bush was burdening the country with unconscionable levels of debt, what the hell exactly is Obama doing adding another $5 trillion (in just two and a half years!) on top of the burden already accumulated? That's like a general brought in to replace one who'd gotten 10,000 men killed who then turns around and employs a similar strategy to kill 30,000 men, and then says, "Hey, the other guy did it, didn't he?" Comments1
I think the IRS should start crawling up Moody's ass.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2011 07:04 PM (i6RpT) 2
"Investors have made the shift from Washington to what I'm calling economic realities," On the 100 mile trip to economic reality, Washington itself is on the first 2 or 3 feet. Posted by: Comrade Arthur at August 02, 2011 07:04 PM (/62i9) 3
I blame Rick Perry.
Posted by: toby928™ at August 02, 2011 07:08 PM (GTbGH) 4
But...but...Pell grants!
Posted by: John Boehner at August 02, 2011 07:08 PM (uhAkr) 5
I got this.
Posted by: Rick Perry at August 02, 2011 07:10 PM (PPTvT) Posted by: lolobama at August 02, 2011 07:11 PM (7+Mqs) 7
Where's Louis Ruykeyser to explain this when you need him? Dead, of course.
The danger here, of course, is to think something has been solved. The can has been kicked down the road again, only the can has gotten the size of small car and who can kick something like that very far. The DOOM is almost upon us. Buy a shotgun, buy beans and rice, buy some gold, get ready to hunker down. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 07:11 PM (sJTmU) 8
That's like a general brought in to replace one who'd gotten 10,000 men
killed who then turns around and employs a similar strategy to kill 30,000 men, and then says, "Hey, the other guy did it, didn't he?" pfffft. Posted by: Field Marshall Douglas Haig at August 02, 2011 07:11 PM (6TB1Z) 9
Lefties are like kids. If Mom and Dad still have checks, they think there's still money.
I want an X-Box. Posted by: huerfano at August 02, 2011 07:11 PM (iezIp) 10
January 4th 2007: The day Pelosi became Speaker of the Democratically controlled 110th Congress
DJIA end of session: 12,800.18 National unemployment rate for December 2006: 4.5% 2006 Federal Budget Deficit: $247.7 billion Average GDP growth for 2006: 3.4% Median Home Value in December 2006: $244,700 March 2011: $159,600 Average price for Regular Unleaded Gasoline December 2006: $2.30 Federal Debt as % of GDP 2006: 64.55 2008: 70.00 2009: 90.36 2010: 92.28 2011: 102.63 (estimated) Nonfarm employment in thousands Dec 2006: 137,000 April 2011: 131,028 In the 12 years of Republican Congress, average annual deficit: $104 billion Posted by: I'll be that guy at August 02, 2011 07:11 PM (GTbGH) 11
Obama is full of shit.....
He or the government cannot create jobs. As a matter of fact - Obama's government has thrown up the Marxist regulation barriers so high that most companies are saying "fuck this". Look for things to keep getting worse as Obama tries to "fix it". For god's sake why doesn't someone march into D.C. - go to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. - point towards the White House and say "there is where your problems begin!". Rick Perry needs to get on his white horse and start roping him some democratic ass to slaughter. Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 07:11 PM (i6Neb) 12
Friday's NFP numbers could really throw some gas on this fire .
Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 02, 2011 07:12 PM (npr0X) 13
It's interesting to bear in mind that Moody's, Fitch, and SP said Enron was fine and dandy just four days before it imploded.
Posted by: profligatewaste at August 02, 2011 07:12 PM (b3rrc) Posted by: Pennsylvanian with a new civil right at August 02, 2011 07:12 PM (ENKCw) 15
IT'S BECAUSE THE BILL DOESN'T RAISE TAXES!
Posted by: Paul Krugman, sawed-off little no-neck bastard at August 02, 2011 07:13 PM (w41GQ) 16
The question is: Are the Democrats and Obama stupid enough to keep pushing for tax hikes in this worsening economy? The answer is: Yes, but only on other people who are not you. Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:13 PM (7+Mqs) 17
Consumers were already forecasting a downturn in June, by cutting their own spending.
Based on recent sales in my neighborhood, Zillow cut the estimated value of my home by ~$10,000 last month. Like I'm gonna go out and spend my ass off after taking that kind of a hit? I spend money based on housing equity. Lots of equity, spend money. Home losing value, pull back spending. It's just that simple for a huge percentage of working Americans with homes. Posted by: Downscaled Upscale, 'Terrorist' per Joe Biden (D)ickhead at August 02, 2011 07:13 PM (IhHdM) 18
Obama is causing this shit now. Right after they passed the debt deal he came out and said he still wants to raise taxes and close loopholes on oil companies, corporate jets and millionares.
Oil companies are just going to make money from buying foriegn oil and selling it to us instead of risking looking for our oil. If you were a corporation would you be in the jet market right now? Everytime Obama opens his fucking mouth he creates fear and uncertainty. Posted by: robtr at August 02, 2011 07:14 PM (MtwBb) 19
I really don't see why the left wants to throw Bush in our faces every time we try to get something done.
He ticked the social-con boxes on the application form but otherwise he was no conservative's friend, he spent like a drunken American sailor (which we thought was bad until we elected a guy who spends like a drunken Russian sailor) and bought into Rumsfeld's penny-wise-and-pound-foolish approach to war, we stuck with him because there was no rational alternative. I'd like to think the Tea Party ascendancy indicates that if we had a future GOP President who governed like Bush we'd stand up and primary the bastard. Posted by: JEM at August 02, 2011 07:14 PM (o+SC1) 20
Okay, this is just getting too easy!
http://tinyurl.com/3g5gf2s Seriously, Moodys is small fish compared to the damage Obama has done. Posted by: Milo at August 02, 2011 07:14 PM (sy32M) 21
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What part of "crisis averted" do you not understand? The "crisis" won't be over as long as the progressives keep on the march. The tipping point is here. They must be defeated as they retreat. Spare no one. Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 07:14 PM (i6Neb) 22
But my college professors told me reality had a liberal bias!!!
Posted by: robviously at August 02, 2011 07:14 PM (BaQuW) 23
The key will be the next T-Bill action. If once again the only buyer is "the Fed" look for the collapse.
Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2011 07:14 PM (M9Ie6) 24
This gives me a great idea for a cartoon - I'll have SEAL Team 6 attack Wall Street!
Posted by: Liberal cartoonist at August 02, 2011 07:14 PM (uhAkr) 25
We must scenario them, rosily!
Posted by: mudder effin' media at August 02, 2011 07:15 PM (YAJZH) 26
Businesses will still sit and wait and watch. Reid and Barry's promise to raise taxes once the Booosh tax cuts expire again, isn't helping.
I say this as the wife of a small business owner, who is worried about what Obamacare is going to do. Barky can pretend to be focused laser-like on jobs, but he's an idiot. He may be dumber than Slow Joe. Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 07:16 PM (UOM48) 27
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It's interesting to bear in mind that Moody's, Fitch, and SP said Enron was fine and dandy just four days before it imploded. Posted by: profligatewaste at August 02, 2011 07:12 PM (b3rrc) Weren't they basing that off of numbers that turned out to be fraudulent? Posted by: robviously at August 02, 2011 07:16 PM (BaQuW) 28
13 It's interesting to bear in mind that Moody's, Fitch, and S&P said Enron was fine and dandy just four days before it imploded.
They also said Fannie Mae's Mortgage Backed Securities were an A+ investment. Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 07:16 PM (i6Neb) 29
"A series of weak economic reports and poor earnings reports from several big companies spurred the market decline. The Commerce Department reported that consumers cut their spending in June for the first time in nearly two years. Analysts had predicted a slight increase. Incomes also rose by the smallest amount since September, reflecting a weak job market. The news came one day after a weak manufacturing report. And last Friday, the government said that in the first half of the year, the economy grew at its slowest pace since the recession ended in June 2009." /AP Posted by: 80sBaby at August 02, 2011 07:16 PM (o2lIv) 30
The key will be the next T-Bill action. If once again the only buyer is "the Fed" look for the collapse.
^This . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 02, 2011 07:17 PM (npr0X) 31
In addition to the economy, Iraq is destabilizing and Iran is mooning the U.S. there and in Afghanistan. Syria is ten time worse than Libya and Libya is going backwards. Can you imagine how the U.S. is going to tie itself in knots trying to explain how we f--ked up if Gheddafi stays in power there, in any capacity? The Balkans are close to boiling again. People are starving to death in the Sudan. People are desperate here in this country to feed their families.
The economy, jobs, green f--king shoots, all of the above... He is the anti-Midas. Any yet he still condescends to everyone virtually everyday when he takes, yet again, to the TV to explain to us the complexities of his plans and ideas, no of which work, all of which are idiotic and all of which have made everything not only worse, but much worse. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2011 07:17 PM (jx2j9) 32
Yeah, well if Pauly Krugnuts got his way and taxes were raised, the real slide would begin.
The problem is not unlike the beginnings of the Great Depression - there is a lack of capital. Banks are terrified of making anything but a "sure thing" loan, while Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are still handing out high risk home loans that are in danger of defaulting. The Obama Regime has terrified the holders of private capital, and they are not investing or spending. And now the downward spiral willhit another downward loop, which makes it even harder to climb out of this hole we have dug for ourselves. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 07:18 PM (sJTmU) 33
ZH is still confidently predicting QE3, possibly as soon as Aug. 8. The march to hyperinflation gathers steam.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2011 07:18 PM (ENKCw) 34
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I want an X-Box.Posted by: huerfano at August 02, 2011 07:11 PM (iezIp) You may want to rethink that. Posted by: effin' shine box at August 02, 2011 07:18 PM (YAJZH) 35
If, as Obama said when he voted against a Bush debt ceiling increase in 2007, Bush was burdening the country with unconscionable levels of debt, what the hell exactly is Obama doing adding another $5 trillion (in just two and a half years!) on top of the burden already accumulated?
Posted by Ace at 07:02 PM New Comments Thingy A. He's lying about his intentions. B. He's crazy. C. He's dumber than a fencepost. D. All of the above. The most-unlearned lesson of The Internet is that you can't argue with liars, crazy people, and the catastrophically stupid. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 02, 2011 07:18 PM (bxiXv) 36
Don't look at me.
Posted by: George Bush at August 02, 2011 07:18 PM (wAQA5) 37
When is the next Treasury auction?
Posted by: blue star at August 02, 2011 07:19 PM (lofS9) 38
Politicians, have I said how much I hate you lately? First they lie and spend, then they spend and lie.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2011 07:19 PM (eMPxE) 39
"for my God and the County we deserve" while double tapping the economy
Posted by: Member of Obama's Economic Seal Team at August 02, 2011 07:19 PM (nVLlM) Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:20 PM (7+Mqs) 41
ZH is still confidently predicting QE3
Third time is the charm! We won't count the trillion dollar 'Stimulus' as number one, will we? Posted by: The Precedent at August 02, 2011 07:21 PM (IhHdM) 42
These motherfuckers in DC are really starting to piss us off.
Posted by: your great grandchildren at August 02, 2011 07:21 PM (EQN6X) 43
brb, picking out doilies for my off-the-hook par-tay
Posted by: God-Emperor Barky I the Munificent at August 02, 2011 07:21 PM (P57Q4) 44
Our president is a psychopath.
Posted by: Mssr. Maelstrom at August 02, 2011 07:21 PM (HbzjA) 45
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 07:18 PM (sJTmU)
Actually, I think it is primarily FHA doing the risky loans for the most part now. They took that role over for Fannie and Freddie; expect a bailout of FHA in the not so distant future. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2011 07:22 PM (ENKCw) 46
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These motherfuckers in DC are really starting to piss us off.Posted by: your great grandchildren at August 02, 2011 07:21 PM (EQN6X) Shut up and pay our entitlements, punks. Posted by: The Not-So-Greatest Generation at August 02, 2011 07:22 PM (PPTvT) 47
I thought the whole purpose of the last two weeks of drama in DC was to prevent exactly what happened today?
Posted by: x11b1p at August 02, 2011 07:23 PM (nVLlM) 48
We're still paying David Wu Democrat rapist and pedophile...allegedly. Why is Speaker Boehner tolerating Wu's presence in the House? Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:23 PM (M/o6U) 49
In A December 2006 editorial, Gov. Perry wrote: "I would rather know who
is crossing our border legally to work instead of not knowing who is crossing our border illegally to work. A guest worker program that provides foreign workers with an ID removes the incentive for millions of people to illegally enter our country. It also adds those workers to our tax base, generates revenue for needed social services and it can be done without providing citizenship." I'm down with this, if it disallows anchor-babies. Posted by: toby928™ at August 02, 2011 07:23 PM (GTbGH) 50
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Our president is a psychopath. Posted by: Mssr. Maelstrom at August 02, 2011 07:21 PM (HbzjA) You know, I thought he was just an idiot - a radical idiot, but an idiot non-the-less. But I'm coming over to your way of thinking. Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at August 02, 2011 07:24 PM (jx2j9) 51
I thought the whole purpose of the last two weeks of drama in DC was to prevent exactly what happened today? Quiet, you. Posted by: Giant-Brained Intellectuals of Washington at August 02, 2011 07:24 PM (P57Q4) 52
@48 makes me wonder what skeletons the Speaker has burried
Posted by: x11b1p at August 02, 2011 07:24 PM (nVLlM) 53
As much as it's the fault the the head Dumbass, I can't help but blame the collective idiots in the fucking Congress. They have fiduciary responsibility here and they are not taking this seriously. It might be the best they can do, but it sure as hell isn't the best that could be done.
Posted by: dogfish at August 02, 2011 07:24 PM (N2yhW) 54
Looks like the millenials are getting over their hope and change fever. Alittle late to the party aren't you?
http://tinyurl.com/3zs4mhp Posted by: robtr at August 02, 2011 07:24 PM (MtwBb) 55
Hokay, a double dip it is.
Posted by: The Neighborhood Ice Cream Truck at August 02, 2011 07:24 PM (EQN6X) 56
The ratings firms should have been taken out behind the barn and shot through the head (hey, I LOVE THAT NEW CIVILITY!) at the end of 2000 after the dot-com implosion.
They should have all been 'pour encourager les autres' by the time of Enron. But they survived. Right now, downstream of the Fannie/Freddie/Everyone Else mess, we should have a few dozen ratings analysts and their executive management strapped to a wall, with a booth nearby that for $10 will rent you a pair of Channellocks to remove one organ of your choice. The GSE management, too: for $20 you can pull one of Franklin Raines' testicles. Posted by: JEM at August 02, 2011 07:25 PM (o+SC1) 57
Text of you know who's next fantastic speech to heal everything (probably within the next 72 hours):
Lie. Distortion. Lie. Awkward sports analogy. Lie. Prevarication. Lie. Meaningless statistic. Lie. Puts Joe Biden in charge of something again. Lie. Blame Bush. Lie. Tea Party Republicans want to kill your grandmother, reanimate her, kill her again, and eat her. Lie. Yes, as a matter of fact, I am justlikeReagan. Lie. Something something headwinds. Lie. Wealthiest, of which I am one--in case you forgot--also a best selling author, should pay more unlike last fall when I said just the opposite. Lie. Green jobs. Lie. Blame Bush II. Lie. Something something Nobel Prize winner--could be me, could be what's his name at Energy. Lie. Corporate jets. Lie. Blame Bush III. Lie. Hate-filled rhetoric. Lie. Rick Perry wants to do all that stuff to your grandfather, too. Lie. God Bless America. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 07:25 PM (7utQ2) 58
Not watching any news on tv until Dick Obama has finished taking his victory laps for ensuring that we will continue down our road of outrageous deficit spending. I've had a couple drinks and the run to the bathroom to vomit after the sight of that incompetent jerk is just too far.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2011 07:25 PM (eMPxE) 59
I managed not to throw up over all this debt ceiling BS, even managed to sleep well knowing that DC would screw us all again. Guess my expectations of these corruptocrats is pretty low. All the same, I'm ready to throw up now. Just can't decide how to induce it. Booze? OD on cheese? Sniffing the dog's butt? What's a taxpayer to do?
Posted by: Robert17 at August 02, 2011 07:25 PM (LaaRT) 60
Any Republican who goes on MSNBC from now on should answer every stupid question with: "Ask David Wu." Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:25 PM (ibo8U) 61
Your last analogy of the general actually took place in WW I when the French generals killed hundreds of thousands of their own troops. Then when the US forces showed up under French command they used the same tactics and got the same results. That's why when my grandfather came back from WW I he always hated the French.
Posted by: Ina_ginalship at August 02, 2011 07:26 PM (opinc) 62
"Why is Speaker Boehner tolerating Wu's presence in the House?"
Well, the tiger outfit IS orange, maybe he feels a kinship. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2011 07:27 PM (eMPxE) 63
Our economy has already collapsed. We just don't know it because we have so much stuff.
Posted by: The Voice of Reason at August 02, 2011 07:27 PM (UpqKo) 64
Any Republican who goes on MSNBC from now on should answer every stupid question with: "Ask David Wu."
Cut. Jib. Newsletter. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 07:28 PM (7utQ2) 65
Lie. Distortion. Lie. Awkward sports analogy. Lie. Prevarication. Lie. Meaningless statistic. Lie. Puts Joe Biden in charge of something again. Lie. Blame Bush. Lie. Tea Party Republicans want to kill your grandmother, reanimate her, kill her again, and eat her. Lie. Yes, as a matter of fact, I am justlikeReagan. Lie. Something something headwinds. Lie. Wealthiest, of which I am one--in case you forgot--also a best selling author, should pay more unlike last fall when I said just the opposite. Lie. Green jobs. Lie. [Let's work together. Eat your peas. I inherited a mess. Together we can.] Blame Bush II. Lie. Something something Nobel Prize winner--could be me, could be what's his name at Energy. Lie. Corporate jets. Lie. Blame Bush III. Lie. Hate-filled rhetoric. Lie. Rick Perry wants to do all that stuff to your grandfather, too. Lie. God Bless America. Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:28 PM (yFHtF) 66
Laser. Like. Focus. 475 yd. Par 5.
Posted by: Barky the Orator at August 02, 2011 07:28 PM (p2IBw) Posted by: dogfish at August 02, 2011 07:29 PM (N2yhW) 68
Okay, it's time to check out the wailing and gnashing of teeth at CL regarding the debt deal.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2011 07:29 PM (YWk21) 69
**but the US must reduce its debt or face a downgrade.**
Wait, what? I thought we had to borrow more or face a downgrade. Oh right, borrowing more, and if you went to Harvard, listen closely, increases the debt you have. It's like the only people who didn't understand that are the people we accidentally put in charge of things. It's sad that the liberal pathology now includes the automatic defense, "Bush did it." Oh wait, I thought Bush was to be repudiated, but this administration had adopted all of boooshes' policies including the imagined bad ones. Posted by: joeindc44 at August 02, 2011 07:29 PM (QxSug) 70
I still don't see why we don't double the Military and then tell the Chicoms and the Arabs to take our debt and choke on it.
( yeah yeah I know, but still) Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2011 07:30 PM (i6RpT) 71
Barky can pretend to be focused laser-like on jobs, but he's an idiot.
He is focused like a laser - a broadband laser, aka a light bulb. Posted by: pep at August 02, 2011 07:31 PM (6TB1Z) 72
Laser. Like. Focus. 475 yd. Par 5.
And he puts it four fairways over into the alligator-infested pond. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 07:31 PM (7utQ2) 73
Everything is proceeding as I have forseen it!
Posted by: Emperor Hu Jintao-patine at August 02, 2011 07:31 PM (zgZzy) 74
**Bush spent irresponsibly and even recklessly. (You don't have to argue long with conservatives to get that much conceded.)**
and the left was pushing him every inch of the way to spend more. Posted by: joeindc44 at August 02, 2011 07:31 PM (QxSug) 75
IM N UR GVMNT. PLA N MAI FIDL
Posted by: LOLNERO at August 02, 2011 07:31 PM (ECjvn) 76
Circa (Insert Year Here)
You really need to apply for a job at the white house as a speech writer. Or just send them a Microsoft Word template. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2011 07:31 PM (eMPxE) 77
If, as Obama said when he voted against a Bush debt ceiling increase in 2007, Bush was burdening the country with unconscionable levels of debt, what the hell exactly is Obama doing adding another $5 trillion (in just two and a half years!) on top of the burden already accumulated?
Uh, WINNING. Duh. Posted by: Barky O'Genius at August 02, 2011 07:31 PM (QKKT0) 78
Soon, we'll be higher than Lindsay Lohan in the back seat of Ochocinco's car!
Posted by: Gas Prices at August 02, 2011 07:32 PM (zgZzy) 79
Laser. Like. Focus. 475 yd. Par 5. I think you mean through the windmill blades and down the slope. Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2011 07:32 PM (P57Q4) 80
Damn.. I hope we even make it to 2012.
Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at August 02, 2011 07:32 PM (qjUnn) 81
He just keeps topping himself:
Reid spox on FAA: Republicans are trying to jam through a policy that benefits the CEO of Delta airlines. Posted by: 80sBaby at August 02, 2011 07:33 PM (o2lIv) 82
Let me be clear: you people are all screwed.
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 02, 2011 07:33 PM (zgZzy) 83
Double Hindenburg Omens are good things, right? I mean, if one is bad (negative) then another negative cancels it out and makes it positive. I'm pretty sure that's how the math works.
Crackas. Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at August 02, 2011 07:33 PM (xy9wk) 84
Who's ready for tomorrow...and the next day? I dunno if I can handle watching the press orally ejaculate all over themselves while celebrating Obama's 50th. Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:33 PM (SJp/g) 85
475 yd. Par 5.
With your swing, that's three mulligans, two shanks another four hooks, one throw and five putts from the hole. Posted by: lowandslow at August 02, 2011 07:33 PM (GZitp) 86
President Hu, we can't repay any of that Treasury paper you'e holding, but we will sort of look the other way if you want say, Mexico.
Posted by: Barky O'Genius at August 02, 2011 07:33 PM (QKKT0) 87
Your last analogy of the general actually took place in WW I when the
French generals killed hundreds of thousands of their own troops. In Barbara Tuchman's "The Guns of August", she relates how the French generals thought it would be great to outfit their troops in red pants so as to instill elan. The red pants, of course, made a great target. Hmmmmm, the analogy strengthens. Posted by: pep at August 02, 2011 07:34 PM (6TB1Z) 88
hey, this is all solvable.
You know, end baseline budgeting, or at least peg it to GDP growth, eh? Cut spending to 2006 levels. Hire CEOs who can do it without sacrificing service. such as it is. Raise SS retirement age to 75. Oh, and cut regulations and other disincentives that are killing the marketplace to be growth back. But no, we didn't go to harvard, so that's crazy talk, apparently. Posted by: joeindc44 at August 02, 2011 07:34 PM (QxSug) Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:34 PM (oFceP) 90
Back from CL. Same shit , different day. I need a bath.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at August 02, 2011 07:34 PM (YWk21) 91
And maybe Canada.
Posted by: Barky O'Genius at August 02, 2011 07:34 PM (QKKT0) 92
You really need to apply for a job at the white house as a speech writer.
Ah, but Soothsayer corrected me.... HOW COULD I HAVE OMITTED "EAT YOUR PEAS." Yeah, that one should come in handy at debate time next year. Perry is a mean bastard...he'll use it. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 07:34 PM (7utQ2) 93
This doesn't add up.
Posted by: Al Jebra at August 02, 2011 07:35 PM (9c5/H) 94
Andrea Mitchell will 'report' on how all the world leaders called Obama to wish him a happy birthday. The world loves us now that we have our Obamessiah. Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:35 PM (J0tQ5) 95
But Obama has to spend trillions and trillions of dollars to kickstart the economy Bush killed. You know, killed by spending a bunch.
Posted by: Leftist Mantra at August 02, 2011 07:36 PM (txb2n) 96
brb, watching the economy collapse
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 02, 2011 07:36 PM (zgZzy) 97
I suspect that "remains subdued" in this context means "twitches occasionally, but is otherwise comatose."
Posted by: joncelli at August 02, 2011 07:36 PM (Nvw83) 98
When is the next Treasury auction?
Posted by: blue star at August 02, 2011 07:19 PM (lofS9) Probably soon. They got by the actual debt limit by bookkeeping tricks with federal retiree accounts. In order to straighten that out and start "borrowing" again that means more T-Bill auctions. Posted by: Vic at August 02, 2011 07:36 PM (M9Ie6) 99
Andrea Mitchell will 'report' on how all the world leaders called Obama to wish him a happy birthday.
Leni Riefenstahl may do a documentary film. Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 02, 2011 07:36 PM (QKKT0) 100
oh, and stop bailing out union thugs and their kleptomaniac pensions.
Posted by: joeindc44 at August 02, 2011 07:36 PM (QxSug) Posted by: Turkey, Israel, Germany . . . at August 02, 2011 07:37 PM (zgZzy) 102
I dunno if we're gonna collapse like Greece or anything, but I'm pretty sure we're going to wipe out our middle class for the rest of the century. Too bad it just started.
Posted by: The Cycle of Abuse at August 02, 2011 07:37 PM (SMqnS) 103
Everyone who wants to see Chris Mathews fuming over the Debt Delio check out MSLSD right now. must see TV!! LMAO
Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 02, 2011 07:38 PM (A23u6) 104
I dunno if we're gonna collapse like Greece or anything, but I'm pretty sure we're going to wipe out our middle class for the rest of the century.
That's a feature, not a bug. Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 02, 2011 07:38 PM (QKKT0) 105
Dear Bloomberg, Moody's et. al:
"Unexpectedtm" and all derivations thereof are the intellectual property of the Las Vegas Journal and News. See you in court. Posted by: Righthaven LLC at August 02, 2011 07:38 PM (EQN6X) 106
Andrea Mitchell will 'report' on how all the world leaders called Obama to wish him a happy birthday.
I bet the call from Tripoli was awkward. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 07:39 PM (7utQ2) Posted by: Jeanine Garofolo at August 02, 2011 07:39 PM (CrDb/) 108
we gotta make an Obama doll with a string it will sell like hotcakes waffles on ebay "Eat your peas." "I've been to 57 states." "As I've always said." "be right back, closin Gitmo" Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:39 PM (yFHtF) 109
If only it were a birthday cake with an exploding dog shit core. Then Baracky Co. could live for a few chaotic momentsthe waythe rest of ushave tointhe America they are creating.
Posted by: Wm T Sherman at August 02, 2011 07:40 PM (w41GQ) 110
"Eat your peas.""I've been to 57 states.""As I've always said.""be right back, closin Gitmo"
"Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 07:41 PM (7utQ2) 111
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hey, this is all solvable. You know, end baseline budgeting, or at least peg it to GDP growth, eh? Cut spending to 2006 levels. Hire CEOs who can do it without sacrificing service. such as it is. Raise SS retirement age to 75. Oh, and cut regulations and other disincentives that are killing the marketplace to be growth back. But no, we didn't go to harvard, so that's crazy talk, apparently. I was surprised to hear that the House Budget Committee is going to address baseline budgeting, among other things. Too bad those bills won't become law, at least not this Congress. Posted by: 80sBaby at August 02, 2011 07:42 PM (o2lIv) 112
Nothing fancy. Just a cute little doll that repeats a few things over and over again. We'll sell it each doll for a billion dollars. Because it's just a dumb plastic doll, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg. Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:42 PM (ubj4j) 113
So we get two helpings of DOOM! a day now?
Awesome. Now how curious is it that a very curious commentor recently stating Moody's wouldn't downgrade us curiously hasn't chimed in. Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 07:42 PM (0q2P7) 114
Eat your peas.""I've been to 57 states.""As I've always said.""be right back, closin Gitmo""Days, not weeks.""High speed rail.""Shovel ready.""Some folks say [insert something here that nobody says]"
Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 02, 2011 07:43 PM (QKKT0) Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:43 PM (+f7H2) 116
In related news the Holder Justice Department plans on enforcing encouraging racist bankers evil corporate jet owners regulated financial institutions to participate in a new Sovereign Debt Reinvestment program based on the foreseeable unexpected unprecedented failure non-success of the Community Reinvestment Act.
According to Holder and President 0.Fore Mulligan This Time it Will Be DifferentTM Obama Those who fail to learn from history are not burdened by the constraints of reality and therefore free to launch the exact same programs with unprecedented success malaise. Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at August 02, 2011 07:43 PM (BKcBp) Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:43 PM (GKYRR) 118
Treasury Bond Auction amounts announced tomorrow for sale next week.
Posted by: trainer at August 02, 2011 07:45 PM (yCWYQ) 119
oh and the Obama doll pees! Yeah, sometimes when you pull the string, Obama-doll pees and says, "Hey look, it's raining." Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:45 PM (vzJm/) 120
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"Eat your peas.""I've been to 57 states.""As I've always said.""be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "We're trying to order shrimp here." "Everyone needs to have some skin in the game." "I've been busy with Afghanistan, killing Osama, and Greece." Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 07:45 PM (UOM48) 121
*sproing*
Posted by: Jimmy Carter, no longer the worst ever at August 02, 2011 07:46 PM (w41GQ) 122
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Eat your peas.""I've been to 57 states.""As I've always said.""be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "Some folks say [insert something here that nobody says]" Let me be clear, [insert contradictory statement] Posted by: Liberal cartoonist at August 02, 2011 07:46 PM (uhAkr) 123
Off damned sock.
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 02, 2011 07:47 PM (uhAkr) 124
Be careful with Obama-doll; he's a rascal. Sometime when you're not looking Obama-doll will lift your wallet and steal your credit card! **batteries not included Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:47 PM (/SNNX) 125
Europe is a "train wreck" and on the "brink of a major financial crisis," Scott Minerd, CIO of the fixed-income firm Guggenheim Partners, told CNBC Tuesday.
"The way Europe is operating right now, it's what I called recently 'cognitive dissonance,'" Minerd said, or "basically doing the same thing thinking they're going to get a different outcome." That seems to going around? Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 02, 2011 07:48 PM (i6RpT) 126
Boy the Glenn Beck show should be all sunshine and rainbows tomorrow morning!
Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 07:48 PM (0q2P7) 127
O.T.: Man, I made the mistake of wandering into Little Green Goofball territory. Chuckles sure has a hard on for Geller. Talk about creepy!
Posted by: mike at August 02, 2011 07:48 PM (h5r5B) 128
the Biden doll is lifesize and kids love him Maybe you've seen him? He says stuff like, "We have to spend our way out of debt!" Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:50 PM (gb1X2) 129
Treasury Bond Auction amounts announced tomorrow for sale next week.
Geeee. I wonder if the yield is going to shift. Or is Bernake going to suck it up and monetize. So many choices in an imploding economy. In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all, By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul; But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy, And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die." Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 07:51 PM (0q2P7) 130
My new talking point with liberals is:
If we had only listened to Senator Obama in 2007, we wouldn't be in this mess today! Posted by: sandy burger at August 02, 2011 07:51 PM (XyoGP) Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:51 PM (oFceP) Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 07:52 PM (0q2P7) 133
Baseline budgeting, drill everywhere, end witholding, cut corporate taxes so they are lower then the rest of the world, etc - the magic number is likely 62 Senate seats, dont sweat the WhiteHouse - just ram it thru.
Posted by: Jean at August 02, 2011 07:52 PM (+oKKW) 134
Now how curious is it that a very curious commentor recently stating Moody's wouldn't downgrade us curiously hasn't chimed in.
This Summer, Justice has ambiguous genitalia... C U R I O U S I N N E W Y O R K Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Jesusland Liberation Army - Political Terror Brigade at August 02, 2011 07:52 PM (lGFXF) 135
Chuckles sure has a hard on for Geller. Talk about creepy!
Seems like she used to blog for him at one time too. Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 07:53 PM (0q2P7) 136
hmmmm abc radio news made it all sound fine, no problems, no cautionary tale....
kudlow just played parts of BO's speech and rang a bell every time he said certain phrases, he rang the bell a lot. And then kudlow pointed out that after his speech the market went down. Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 07:53 PM (k1rwm) 137
Screw you Moody's AM BEST is my new wookie bitch.
Posted by: Preznit Zero.Fore at August 02, 2011 07:55 PM (BKcBp) 138
Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Jesusland Liberation Army - Political Terror Brigade at August 02, 2011 07:52 PM (lGFXF)
Ambitious genitalia? I'll have to ask one of my thousands of sophisticated Manhattanite friends about that. Posted by: More curious Than Ever at August 02, 2011 07:55 PM (QKKT0) 139
>>Be careful with Obama-doll; he's a rascal.Sometime when you're not looking Obama-doll will lift your wallet and steal your credit card!
Thats only if the gold chain falls off. Whatever you do, don't throw it in the microwave either Posted by: The Cycle of Abuse at August 02, 2011 07:55 PM (SMqnS) 140
Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 07:51 PM (oFceP)
I think it's "impoverish your way into prosperity." Or "fail your way into success." Or maybe "brain-damage your way into genius." And I have a vague memory of "flab your way into an Olympic gold medal." Something like that. There must be a well-funded Federal agency somewhere that keeps track of these things. Posted by: Wm T SHerman at August 02, 2011 07:55 PM (w41GQ) 141
Didn't they all say that passing this compromise would fix everything? So they were lying?
Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2011 07:55 PM (Fw2Gg) 142
OMG!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 02, 2011 07:56 PM (eOXTH) 143
I am investing in SKA (Soup Kitchen Advisors) they are about to have a counter cyclical rally.
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at August 02, 2011 07:56 PM (BKcBp) 144
Wow. meow
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 07:56 PM (ECjvn) 145
Didn't they all say that passing this compromise would fix everything? So they were lying?
Heh. Ask us about the Social Security Trust Fund. Posted by: Your Betters In Government at August 02, 2011 07:56 PM (QKKT0) 146
OMG!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 02, 2011 07:56 PM (eOXTH) Cracks me up....every.single.time. Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2011 07:57 PM (X6akg) 147
"Barky can pretend to be focused laser-like on jobs, but he's an idiot. He may be dumber than Slow Joe."
"pretend to be focused" is more likely than "dumber than Slow Joe". I don't think he even pretends to himself that he believes the crap he says in speeches. He says whatever he thinks people want to hear. No sincerity there at all, just a desire to stay in office and get his socialist, environmental, and social engineering crap done. Posted by: nerdygirl at August 02, 2011 07:57 PM (eMPxE) Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 02, 2011 07:58 PM (eOXTH) 149
I am investing in SKA (Soup Kitchen Advisors) they are about to have a counter cyclical rally.
American Hobo Supply is upgraded to a STRONG BUY Posted by: JT Marlin at August 02, 2011 07:58 PM (QKKT0) 150
Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but how does 2.5T in cuts over 10yrs help when, if you don't take into account the 7% rise in baseline, when we are spending 1.5T per year more than we collect. Now I ain't no mathamagician, but it seems if we keep running 1.5T deficits, after 10yrs we have accumulated 15T in new debt, and when the 2.5T in cuts is subtracted , we have still increased the deficit by 12.5T. And how did we expect the ratings agencies and the market to react? And JEF get cover until after the elections, so someone please tell me how the hell this is supposed to make anyone with basic math skills feel like we have done a damned thing to help our current debt problem.
Posted by: Superunknown at August 02, 2011 07:58 PM (Jffpi) 151
Didn't they all say that passing this compromise would fix everything for today? So they were lying?
Posted by: blaster at August 02, 2011 07:55 PM (Fw2Gg) They weren't lying, you just have to understand the context! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2011 07:58 PM (yrGif) 152
accusations of lying are actionable for slander. I prefer to say they were representin' the un-truth side of the equation.
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at August 02, 2011 07:58 PM (BKcBp) 153
hmmmm abc radio news made it all sound fine, no problems, no cautionary tale....
Like I said. Collapse of western civilization. Sunshine and rainbows... The cracks can now be seen. And what everyone has silently feared for two years is starting to happen. The bears will come and get out of our economy, which will hasten its fall. If SP doesn't kick us in the nuts we might last a year. If they do, we might not make it to Christmas. Thankfully Moody's waited till after close to kick us in the junk, and let everyone calm down and think about it. It could have been real ugly. Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 07:59 PM (0q2P7) 154
Alright, who said betelgeuse three times?
Posted by: Retread at August 02, 2011 07:59 PM (G+7cD) 155
meow
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 07:56 PM (ECjvn) Quit acting like a pussy. Posted by: Empire of Jeff, Jesusland Liberation Army - Political Terror Brigade at August 02, 2011 07:59 PM (lGFXF) 156
Eat your peas.""I've been to 57 states.""As I've always said.""be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "We're trying to order shrimp here." "Everyone needs to have some skin in the game." "I've been busy with Afghanistan, killing Osama, and Greece." "ATM's are taking jobs away from Americans" "Don't call my bluff" Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 02, 2011 07:59 PM (A23u6) 157
i swear....it has to be a sock.....it can't be real....
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Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but how does 2.5T in cuts over 10yrs help when, if you don't take into account the 7% rise in baseline, when we are spending 1.5T per year more than we collect. Now I ain't no mathamagician, but it seems if we keep running 1.5T deficits, after 10yrs we have accumulated 15T in new debt, and when the 2.5T in cuts is subtracted , we have still increased the deficit by 12.5T. -- RACIST!!! Posted by: Count-tessa Brewer at August 02, 2011 08:00 PM (qR9y8) 159
Posted by: Superunknown at August 02, 2011 07:58 PM (Jffpi)
Shhh! No math allowed! Listen to the man! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2011 08:00 PM (yrGif) 160
O is a needy, empty, willing puppet for evil. The sooner people see him from that perspective, the better off we will be. It's his deception that is dangerous. Posted by: Marybel at August 02, 2011 08:00 PM (Hic+o) Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 02, 2011 08:01 PM (eOXTH) 162
That caps it folks. It's been a good run for a country! I'm drinkin scotch tonight!!!!
Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 08:01 PM (0q2P7) 163
oops...can
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 02, 2011 08:01 PM (eOXTH) Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 08:01 PM (sJTmU) 165
Posted by: Superunknown at August 02, 2011 07:58 PM (Jffpi)
Federal math is different from regular math.Idiot. Posted by: al-Cicero, Tea Party Jihadist at August 02, 2011 08:02 PM (QKKT0) Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2011 08:02 PM (c0A3e) Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 02, 2011 08:02 PM (0f7gD) 168
Quit acting like a pussy.
I'm trying out to be a New Yorker with lots of friends. I can't seem to get batchelor on my radio though. Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:02 PM (ECjvn) Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 08:03 PM (0q2P7) 170
158 you need to spell it RRRacist for all the use of that fancy readin' ritin' and rithmatics in perpetuating the myths that help The MANtm keep a sovereign nation down.
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Alright, who said betelgeuse three times? Sorry. I was expecting Michael Keaton or even Biggie Smalls. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2011 08:03 PM (c0A3e) 172
Market's been sliding for a week.
Wonder what's going to happen tomorrow. Posted by: Wm T Sherman at August 02, 2011 08:03 PM (w41GQ) 173
My new talking point with liberals is: If we had only listened to Senator Obama in 2007, we wouldn't be in this mess today! - Posted by: sandy burger at August 02, 2011 07:51 PM (XyoGP) I am SO stealing that! Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at August 02, 2011 08:03 PM (/kd4o) 174
Get over it. You all have my mortgage and gas to pay.
Posted by: Peggy Joseph at August 02, 2011 08:04 PM (qR9y8) 175
In the end, there will only be Kratos.
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 08:04 PM (sJTmU) 176
Wonder what's going to happen tomorrow.
Recovery Summer starts tomorrow. So shut up. Posted by: The MBM at August 02, 2011 08:04 PM (QKKT0) 177
"Eat your peas."
"I've been to 57 states." "As I've always said." "be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "We're trying to order shrimp here." "Everyone needs to have some skin in the game." "I've been busy with Afghanistan, killing Osama, and Greece." "ATM's are taking jobs away from Americans""Don't call my bluff" "Let me be clear" "Why can't I just eat my waffle?": Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2011 08:05 PM (yrGif) 178
I love what you guys are frequently up too. Such clever work and reporting! Keep up the terrific works guys I’ve added you guys to my blogroll.
Posted by: Always a Witch AudioBook at August 02, 2011 08:05 PM (fhv4U) Posted by: nickless at August 02, 2011 08:05 PM (MMC8r) 180
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i swear....it has to be a sock.....it can't be real.... Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 02, 2011 07:59 PM (eOXTH) lol. Watch it, you'll be accused of being a jealous bitch! Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:05 PM (UOM48) 181
FIFY Sandy Burger
If we had only listened to Senator Obama in 2007 PTE, we wouldn't be in this mess today! - Posted by: sandy burger at August 02, 2011 07:51 PM PTE = Pre-Teleprompter Era Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at August 02, 2011 08:05 PM (BKcBp) Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 08:06 PM (t9/kd) 183
Tommorrow market goes up 32
Well remember Moody's waited until after close. The market was still *ahem* anticipating or betting on what Moody's (And SP) were going to say. Knowing that they were both late in downgrading anyone in the eurozone. Anyway. Tomorrow morning the real adjustment to the reality of Moody's statement will happen. I predict at least another 150 loss for the day. Unless SP breaks their gag order, in which case all bets are off. Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 08:06 PM (0q2P7) 184
Recovery Summer starts tomorrow. So shut up.
Posted by: The MBM The Tea Party Terrorists have cancelled summer. DOOM awaits us all! Bring out your dead! Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 08:06 PM (sJTmU) 185
Sorry. I was expecting Michael Keaton or even Biggie Smalls.
Curiously you didn't get either one. Posted by: Retread at August 02, 2011 08:06 PM (G+7cD) 186
oddly enough some bald guy on CNBC was saying today he was thinkin about companies with government exposure.
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"Eat your peas." "I've been to 57 states." "As I've always said." "be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "We're trying to order shrimp here." "Everyone needs to have some skin in the game." "I've been busy with Afghanistan, killing Osama, and Greece." "ATM's are taking jobs away from Americans""Don't call my bluff" "Let me be clear""Why can't I just eat my waffle?": "I get letters from folks all over the country telling me...." Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:07 PM (UOM48) 189
Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 08:08 PM (siYk4) Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 08:08 PM (sJTmU) 191
Now it's only spitting out half a bad thought at a time.
Did Microsoft invent an Automated Troll Machine? ATM's are taking kostards' jobs. Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:08 PM (ECjvn) 192
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Yeah, well if Pauly Krugnuts got his way and taxes were raised, the real slide would begin. The problem is not unlike the beginnings of the Great Depression - there is a lack of capital. Banks are terrified of making anything but a "sure thing" loan, while Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are still handing out high risk home loans that are in danger of defaulting. The Obama Regime has terrified the holders of private capital, and they are not investing or spending. And now the downward spiral will hit another downward loop, which makes it even harder to climb out of this hole we have dug for ourselves. And to top it off - The banks have to deal with Frank-Dodd the financial equivalent of that ObamaCare is to the healthcare industry. Frank-Dodd will put hundreds if not thousands of small banks out of business. They will be selling out to the big banks for pennies on the dollar. The whole idea is to consolidate power. All of these bills need to be repealed. Vote the socialists out. Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 08:08 PM (i6Neb) 193
I never said that. I mean, WTF??
Posted by: Some Bald Guy On CNBC at August 02, 2011 08:09 PM (QKKT0) 194
I like to believe it's this bad because Obama & his cronies are true believers and not because he has an agenda to destroy our country as we know it. But as Rush has said, "If you were going to destroy the country, what would you do differently than what Obama is doing."
Posted by: Countrysquire at August 02, 2011 08:09 PM (PG/mK) 195
knock....knock.....Neo the matrix has you............... Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 02, 2011 08:10 PM (A23u6) 196
Yeah, Frank-Dodd and Sarbanes-Oxley are killing the venture capital and investment market. It's like they planned it this way, you know, eating our seed corn. Unexpected!
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 08:10 PM (sJTmU) 197
194 Next,he'll start another war.
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I never said that. I mean, WTF?? Posted by: Some Bald Guy On CNBC at August 02, 2011 08:09 PM (QKKT0) Bwahahhaahahahahahah! Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:11 PM (UOM48) 199
47 I thought the whole purpose of the last two weeks of drama in DC was to prevent exactly what happened today?
Suckas Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 08:11 PM (i6Neb) 200
I like to believe it's this bad because Obama
his cronies are true believers and not because he has an agenda to destroy our country as we know it. But as Rush has said, "If you were going to destroy the country, what would you do differently than what Obama is doing." Posted by: Countrysquire at August 02, 2011 08:09 PM They are true believers whose agenda is to destroy the country. Posted by: huerfano at August 02, 2011 08:11 PM (iezIp) Posted by: soothsayer at August 02, 2011 08:11 PM (sEedC) 202
Bernanke will announce tomorrow that, instead of the Gold Standard, we will be moving to the Barack Obama Commemorative Plate Standard.
All Hail Comrade Obama! Posted by: nickless at August 02, 2011 08:12 PM (MMC8r) Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 02, 2011 08:12 PM (A23u6) 204
Well, Gold was up by 2.0% and Silver was up 3.7% (using on the 2200EDT Asian market update)--should be an interesting day for those few that have skin left and are still in the game!
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2011 08:13 PM (yrGif) 205
Bernanke will announce tomorrow that, instead of the Gold Standard, we will be moving to the Barack Obama Commemorative Plate Standard.
The way this economy is going that would not surprise me. Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:13 PM (HUZDZ) 206
oh well, wouldn't you have that senate/house commission recommend raising taxes and keeping the bush tax cuts and the AMT and raising taxes on business another 15% and then fail to ratify certain trade agreements, and viola, you have really screwed the pooch.....
Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 08:13 PM (k1rwm) 207
They are true believers whose agenda is to destroy the country.
Posted by: huerfano at August 02, 2011 08:11 PM (iezIp) "Barack is going to fundamentally change this country."Moochelle O. during the campaign Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:13 PM (UOM48) 208
They are true believers whose agenda is to destroy the country.
Posted by: huerfano Well, they believe they are justified in making it more "socially responsible", which means tearing down any company/insitution or idea that might resist their New World Order. You know, of course, you are a reactionary terrorist for resisting, don't you? Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 08:14 PM (sJTmU) 209
Fuck this shit I'ma go to Home Depot and buy me a new drill and start looking for oil!
Start with whales. They're full of that shit. Especially the big white ones. Posted by: Capt. Ahab at August 02, 2011 08:14 PM (QKKT0) Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:14 PM (ECjvn) 211
Just leave me out of this.
Posted by: The Pooch at August 02, 2011 08:15 PM (QKKT0) 212
I'd really like to kick the ass of that epub spammer.
Posted by: nickless at August 02, 2011 08:15 PM (MMC8r) 213
Oliar, the MFM, and a majority in Congress are all having a "Toto pulls back the curtain on The Great and Powerful Oz" experience simultaneously. And it's a shocked 20 30 something crowd that are getting their first painfully unemployed glimpse.
It's going to get uglier, but it's become more obvious recently that it's necessary, and as indicated by the doubling down of the media and ruling class, inevitable. Then after far too much collateral damage, we'll finally get a purge of these fucking marxists in power. In the last few days The Liar in Chief has made it clear that his role in this is more sinister than what could normally be attributed to incompetence, though that is the most distinguished qualification that he brings to any table. Posted by: ontherocks at August 02, 2011 08:15 PM (HBqDo) 214
oh well, wouldn't you have that senate/house commission recommend
raising taxes and keeping the bush tax cuts and the AMT and raising taxes on business another 15% and then fail to ratify certain trade agreements, and viola, you have really screwed the pooch..... Sense, muthafucker. Can you make it? Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:16 PM (ECjvn) 215
knock....knock.....Neo the matrix has you...............
Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 02, 2011 08:10 PM (A23u6) This matrix is wearing YOU! Hee hee. Posted by: The Assange Matrix at August 02, 2011 08:16 PM (G/MYk) 216
What's an Asian going for these days? I never get time to look.
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:14 PM (ECjvn) Well to paraphrase, once you get a good look, you'll never go back! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2011 08:16 PM (yrGif) Posted by: teh0ne at August 02, 2011 08:16 PM (BKcBp) 218
Keep your laws off my pooch.
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:16 PM (ECjvn) 219
Just leave me out of this.
Posted by: The Pooch You and the chicken. Poor, sad creatures. Hard times ahead. Go long in KY Jelly. Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 08:16 PM (sJTmU) Posted by: Retread at August 02, 2011 08:17 PM (G+7cD) 221
Alright, who said betelgeuse three times?
I was hoping for Winona circa A Scanner Darkly, myself. Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2011 08:17 PM (P57Q4) 222
Sense, muthafucker. Can you make it?
It's curious. To even ask that question is to answer it. Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:17 PM (HUZDZ) 223
*bangs head on desk*
Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2011 08:17 PM (X6akg) 224
Oh well there goes the whale wars show. We'll be needing that blubber for heating purposes Mr.Barker. Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 02, 2011 08:17 PM (A23u6) 225
Bernanke will announce tomorrow that, instead of the Gold Standard, we will be moving to the Barack Obama Commemorative Plate Standard.
Making change will be different too. 1 commemorative plate = 10 BHO monogrammed Titleist golf balls = 1000 White House Wednesday Mixer cocktail napkins Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:18 PM (AZGON) 226
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*bangs head on desk* Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2011 08:17 PM (X6akg) When do I get my hobo pelt or whatever the fuck I won. Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:19 PM (UOM48) Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:20 PM (AZGON) 228
You know, of course, you are a reactionary terrorist for resisting, don't you?
Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 08:14 PM Thanks! That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day. Posted by: huerfano at August 02, 2011 08:20 PM (iezIp) 229
1 commemorative plate = 10 BHO monogrammed Titleist golf balls = 1000 White House Wednesday Mixer cocktail napkins
Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:18 PM (AZGON) = 3 Barky 7lb. "special" bowling balls (with five finger holes, because he told the folks at Brunswick that it's stupid to leave fingers out) Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 02, 2011 08:21 PM (G/MYk) 230
When do I get my hobo pelt or whatever the fuck I won.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:19 PM Watch for a box from Amazon. Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2011 08:21 PM (X6akg) 231
Dennis Kucinich (D-Uranus) is about the stupidest person on the planet...oh wait, I forgot Joey Biden.
Posted by: mpfs, Joo Tea Party Terrorist at August 02, 2011 08:21 PM (qZPdM) 232
President David Palmer would have Jack Bauer shoot random people in the knee until things got better.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 08:22 PM (7utQ2) 233
I am investing in SKA (Soup Kitchen Advisors) they are about to have a counter cyclical rally.
I'm going long on BL (Bread Lines:OTC). Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:22 PM (AZGON) 234
Larry Kudlow is a bigger dunce than the kumquats who actually pay him any mind.
We greet thee, Sybil. Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 02, 2011 08:22 PM (agD4m) 235
BTW, are we "winning" in Libya - by French standards, I guess, as they are leading that pathetic effort? You never hear anything about it.
Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 02, 2011 08:22 PM (G/MYk) 236
Bankrupt the USA so the illegals move back to Mexico.
Posted by: Obama Doctrine on Immigration at August 02, 2011 08:22 PM (nVLlM) 237
At the Mall today and Borders is liquidating their stock.On sale some kind of First Lady book and a fancy boxed set with "First Family".Fucking Lady Gaga on a magazine cover too,horror.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 08:22 PM (siYk4) 238
Oh God, it's Alan Massengil Holmes on O'Shithead.
Posted by: mpfs, Joo Tea Party Terrorist at August 02, 2011 08:23 PM (qZPdM) 239
"Eat your peas."
"I've been to 57 states." "As I've always said." "be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "We're trying to order shrimp here." "Everyone needs to have some skin in the game." "I've been busy with Afghanistan, killing Osama, and Greece." "ATM's are taking jobs away from Americans""Don't call my bluff" "Let me be clear""Why can't I just eat my waffle?": "I get letters from folks all over the country telling me...." "High paying green jobs' Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at August 02, 2011 08:23 PM (qjUnn) 240
Alan Colmes was dropped on his head as a baby....repeatedly, and on purpose.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:23 PM (UOM48) 241
CNN just had an interview with a bond ratings guy from a company that rates bonds for institutional investors which has moved the US to 'AA' status. I don't see how SP can't possibly downgrade since they were talking about 4 Trillion in cuts. Which begs the question, since most of the cuts were years from now, why didn't they just add on a bunch of 'cuts' to make everything look fantastic? No Mars mission - I just saved us $2 Trillion dollars!! Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 02, 2011 08:23 PM (GKQDR) 242
Dennis Kucinich (D-Uranus) is about the stupidest person on the planet...oh wait, I forgot Joey Biden.
I see your pair. And raise you a single Maxine Waters. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 08:23 PM (7utQ2) 243
Dennis Kucinich (D-Uranus) is about the stupidest person on the planet...oh wait, I forgot Joey Biden.
Just out of curiosity, anyone know of anyone quite as dense as those two on our side of the aisle? I can't think of anyone. I'm doing research. I think I can empirically prove that liberals are "intellectually challenged" (Just not nice to use the word "retarded" anymore IYKWIMAITTYD) Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:24 PM (HUZDZ) 244
Oh Good Gawd. Here we go with the fiercely incoherent non-sequiturs.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 02, 2011 08:24 PM (agD4m) 245
Posted by: mpfs, Joo Tea Party Terrorist at August 02, 2011 08:23 PM (qZPdM)
Speaking of Joos, I'm working on a Stand With Israel thingy here. Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:24 PM (UOM48) 246
BTW, are we "winning" in Libya - by French standards, I guess, as they are leading that pathetic effort? You never hear anything about it.
That suggests that there is no easy spin to make Dick look like John Wayne, so... no. We are failing to oust Gaddaffi. Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:24 PM (AZGON) 247
I see your pair. And raise you a single Maxine Waters.
I raise you a Sheila Jackson-Lee. Call. Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:25 PM (HUZDZ) 248
Michelle Obama, give up a piece of your pie
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Dennis Kucinich (D-Uranus) is about the stupidest person on the planet...oh wait, I forgot Joey Biden. Posted by: mpfs, Joo Tea Party Terrorist at August 02, 2011 08:21 PM (qZPdM) nope, according to all female morons, it's me!!!!!! Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 08:25 PM (k1rwm) 250
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Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2011 08:17 PM (X6akg) When do I get my hobo pelt or whatever the fuck I won. Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:19 PM (UOM4 What was the bet? Posted by: buzzion at August 02, 2011 08:25 PM (oVQFe) 251
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Dennis Kucinich (D-Uranus) is about the stupidest person on the planet...oh wait, I forgot Joey Biden. I see your pair. And raise you a single Maxine Waters. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 08:23 PM (7utQ2) Read it and weap...... Hank Johnson standing in the middle of Guam. Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at August 02, 2011 08:25 PM (qjUnn) Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2011 08:25 PM (P57Q4) 253
245 Hey,you know where you are.This is what we DO.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 08:26 PM (siYk4) Posted by: Obama Doctrine on Immigration at August 02, 2011 08:26 PM (nVLlM) Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2011 08:26 PM (c0A3e) 256
I've always said.
Posted by: willow at August 02, 2011 08:26 PM (h+qn8) Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at August 02, 2011 08:27 PM (BKcBp) 258
241 Well yeah,have you seen him?He must have looked like a ROUS as a baby.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 08:27 PM (siYk4) Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2011 08:27 PM (P57Q4) 260
Read it and weap...... Hank Johnson standing in the middle of Guam.
Dammit! I thought I had that hand too! The only thing that was in the pot though was 1000 Obama Commemerative Plates Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:28 PM (HUZDZ) 261
"Eat your peas."
"I've been to 57 states." "As I've always said." "be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "We're trying to order shrimp here." "Everyone needs to have some skin in the game." "I've been busy with Afghanistan, killing Osama, and Greece." "ATM's are taking jobs away from Americans""Don't call my bluff""Let me be clear""Why can't I just eat my waffle?":"I get letters from folks all over the country telling me....""High paying green jobs' Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at August 02, 2011 08:23 PM (qjUnn) "all wee wee'd up""will reduce health care premiums by 3000%""the muslim call to prayer is one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.""doctors amputating feet because they get quick remittances from those procedures and can charge 30,000 ... 40,000 ... even 50,000 dollars" [paraphrased]"Tell me whose ass to kick""my energy policies will necessarily cause eletricity rates to skyrocket" [paraphrased]"spread the wealth""It's not that I want to punish your success"and on and on and on ... Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 02, 2011 08:28 PM (G/MYk) 262
Hey, aren't we not going to build 35 aircraft carriers over the next decade?
200 billion, off the tab. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 08:28 PM (7utQ2) 263
OMG.
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:28 PM (UOM48) 264
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CNN just had an interview with a bond ratings guy from a company that rates bonds for institutional investors which has moved the US to 'AA' status. I don't see how S&P can't possibly downgrade since they were talking about 4 Trillion in cuts. Which begs the question, since most of the cuts were years from now, why didn't they just add on a bunch of 'cuts' to make everything look fantastic? No Mars mission - I just saved us $2 Trillion dollars!! It was all a song & dance - just like when Obama said Granny might not get her check. The democrats were pushing the rating agencies to spread the meme that if the debt ceiling was not raised then America would "default". We would have only defaulted if Obama held the interest payments. America gets $200 Billion per month in "revenue"/ The interest payments are about $20 billion per month - you do the math. The problem is America spends about $350 Billion per month. We have to borrow 43 cents on every dollar we spend.....How long do you think this will last? Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 08:28 PM (i6Neb) 265
No Mars mission - I just saved us $2 Trillion dollars!!
Well, not quite. NASA still has a mission, except that the target is now Space Mountain in Disney World. While a Mars mission might cost over a trillion dollars, they estimate they can visit Space Mountain for less than 500 billion, so it's a bargain. Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:28 PM (AZGON) 266
It is not just the females.
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 02, 2011 08:29 PM (agD4m) 267
1 commemorative plate = 10 BHO monogrammed Titleist golf balls = 1000 White House Wednesday Mixer cocktail napkins
Damnit! If I had only known. I broke two of of them when I made up a batch of chile con queso cheese dip. Note: Not microwave safe! Posted by: Not Drinking Nearly Enough at August 02, 2011 08:29 PM (JEvSn) 268
"Eat your peas."
"I've been to 57 states." "As I've always said." "be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "We're trying to order shrimp here." "Everyone needs to have some skin in the game." "I've been busy with Afghanistan, killing Osama, and Greece." "ATM's are taking jobs away from Americans" "Don't call my bluff" "Let me be clear" "Why can't I just eat my waffle?": "I get letters from folks all over the country telling me...." "High paying green jobs' +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Job killing tax breaks" trumps them all... Posted by: Countrysquire at August 02, 2011 08:29 PM (PG/mK) 269
Batchelor and kudlow screwed a pooch by the overton window and coffee snack pretzel snort cat some friends office like party New York friends ER tech friend hash not link link link link beep beep wee friends
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:29 PM (ECjvn) 270
I figured I need to start getting serious about a survival plan, so I went ahead and invested in a seal a meal machine with extra freezer bags.
Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 02, 2011 08:29 PM (A23u6) 271
haha, the "Pop Goes the Weasel" bit in Godfather Part II. Always amuses me ...
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2011 08:30 PM (P57Q4) 272
What was the bet?
Posted by: buzzion at August 02, 2011 08:25 PM (oVQFe) Day and time of reappearance after this morning's DOOOOM. Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2011 08:30 PM (X6akg) 273
No mission to Uranus.Priceless.
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Hey, aren't we not going to build 35 aircraft carriers over the next decade? That's what we're going to do with the interest you owe us, round-eye. Posted by: Chi-Coms at August 02, 2011 08:30 PM (c0A3e) 275
Eat your peas."
"I've been to 57 states." "As I've always said." "be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "We're trying to order shrimp here." "Everyone needs to have some skin in the game." "I've been busy with Afghanistan, killing Osama, and Greece." "ATM's are taking jobs away from Americans" "Don't call my bluff" "Let me be clear" "Why can't I just eat my waffle?": "I get letters from folks all over the country telling me...." "High paying green jobs' "Job killing tax breaks" Posted by: Krazy Kat at August 02, 2011 08:30 PM (A23u6) 276
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228 Next,he'll start another war.
...and promptly forget about winning it, or that it's even there. Let's start using the nukes before Obama gives them all away Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 08:31 PM (i6Neb) Posted by: Kal Penn at August 02, 2011 08:31 PM (P57Q4) 279
@270 Nice
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 02, 2011 08:31 PM (agD4m) 280
they estimate they can visit Space Mountain for less than 500 billion, so it's a bargain.
They obviously have not visited Disney with a family of four. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 08:31 PM (7utQ2) Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:31 PM (AZGON) 282
those people in flyover land with their bibles and guns and antipathy towards others not like them
they bring a knife we bring a gun get in their faces Posted by: willow at August 02, 2011 08:31 PM (h+qn8) 283
>>and on and on and on ...
If you like your ______ you can keep your ______ . Posted by: The Cycle of Abuse at August 02, 2011 08:31 PM (SMqnS) 284
If the downgrade comes, I hope the Congressional GOP is waiting with a campaign saying 'If Obama hadn't stood in the way, we would have had an effective plan passed that would have actually put us on the road to recovery.'
............................... ......................... BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Yeah, when you actually write it, you see how silly it sounds. Posted by: nickless at August 02, 2011 08:32 PM (MMC8r) 285
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What was the bet? Posted by: buzzion at August 02, 2011 08:25 PM (oVQFe) Day and time of reappearance after this morning's DOOOOM. Posted by: Tami at August 02, 2011 08:30 PM (X6akg) Your next bet should be when the lying little troll mentions batchelor again. Or something stupid one of her "friends" said and she believes Posted by: buzzion at August 02, 2011 08:32 PM (oVQFe) 286
266 No Mars mission - I just saved us $2 Trillion dollars!!
Sending Obama to Mars for 2 Trillion dollars would be a bargain! Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 08:32 PM (i6Neb) 287
OK people I did the heavy lifting and signed that bill thing today. Let's go and you need to start hiring people..Chop...Chop Small Busness Owners...Move it on out !
Posted by: Barack Obama at August 02, 2011 08:32 PM (qXGZK) 288
>>when Obama said Granny might not get her check.
Maybe it makes more sense to, you know, give her a pain pill rather than an operation. Posted by: The Cycle of Abuse at August 02, 2011 08:32 PM (SMqnS) 289
Now we have Fitch saying they need to Re-evaluate the US' AAA rating.
Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (0q2P7) Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (i6Neb) 291
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Read it and weap...... Hank Johnson standing in the middle of Guam. Dammit! I thought I had that hand too! The only thing that was in the pot though was 1000 Obama Commemerative Plates Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:28 PM (HUZDZ) oh. Who was holding back the commerative Tuscon shooting rally er I mean memorial t-shirt? Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (qjUnn) 292
"Investors have made the shift from Washington to what I'm calling economic realities," Suck it bitches!I win,I always win. Posted by: Political Reality at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (m6OUa) 293
They obviously have not visited Disney with a family of four.
NASA plans to reuse an old Gemini capsule from the Smithsonian, so they are only sending two muslims to Ft. Lauderdale. It keeps cost down. Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (AZGON) 294
"Pop Goes the Weasel"
I see the empty pocket needs a refill Posted by: 3rd Bass at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (KbEJl) 295
Damn it! You got me morons.
Posted by: mpfs, Joo Tea Party Terrorist at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (qZPdM) 296
288 OK people I did the heavy lifting and signed that bill thing today. Let's go and you need to start hiring people..Chop...Chop Small Busness Owners...Move it on out !
Small business owners to Obama - Fuck You Pal! Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 08:34 PM (i6Neb) 297
He signs an arms limitation treaty that allows the adversary to INCREASE the size of his forces up to treaty limits(with new systems mind you),while we further shrink our 50 year old ICBM force.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 08:34 PM (siYk4) 298
>>when Obama said Granny might not get her check. Maybe it makes more sense to, you know, give her a pain pill rather than an operation. O actually mailed my granny to tell her that. Ass. Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 08:34 PM (0q2P7) 299
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OK people I did the heavy lifting and signed that bill thing today. Let's go and you need to start hiring people..Chop...Chop Small Busness Owners...Move it on out ! Posted by: Barack Obama at August 02, 2011 08:32 PM (qXGZK) We're trying as hard as we can, Mr. President. Posted by: Little kids trying to run lemonade stands at August 02, 2011 08:34 PM (UOM48) 300
It does seem that since all the "cuts" are years out, won't happen under any circumstance except revolution, and baseline spending auto-pilot makes the whole issue moot, why didn't the Repubs just go for 100 trillion $ in cuts?
Problem solved and everybody gets to go home early (bet that there won't be many town halls this August! Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2011 08:34 PM (yrGif) 301
We've already been downgraded. No one will by our bonds. That's why there was a QE1, 2; and coming to a printing press near you soon: QE3.
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at August 02, 2011 08:34 PM (bZ8J6) Posted by: EPA at August 02, 2011 08:35 PM (P57Q4) 303
Suck it bitches!I win,I always win.
Posted by: Political Reality at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (m6OUa) Amateur. Posted by: Entropy at August 02, 2011 08:35 PM (7utQ2) 304
Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:30 PM (UOM4 I want one too, please, Mrs. D'oh! Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2011 08:35 PM (c0A3e) 305
QE 3 is like Ron Paul spamming his own online polls.
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:36 PM (ECjvn) 306
Let me see your spill preparation plan.Posted by: EPA at August 02, 2011 08:35 PM (P57Q4
While you're over there can you check to make sure they have non-skid surfaces in the prep area? Posted by: Laxy OSHA Bureaucrat at August 02, 2011 08:36 PM (HUZDZ) 307
>>Europe is a "train wreck" and on the "brink of a major financial crisis," Scott Minerd, CIO of the fixed-income firm Guggenheim Partners, told CNBC Tuesday.
And the only reason Obama has been able to pretend we still have an economy is because of exports. When then stops we're going to another level of hurt. Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2011 08:36 PM (TMB3S) 308
Eat your peas."
"I've been to 57 states." "As I've always said." "be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "We're trying to order shrimp here." "Everyone needs to have some skin in the game." "I've been busy with Afghanistan, killing Osama, and Greece." "ATM's are taking jobs away from Americans" "Don't call my bluff" "Let me be clear" "Why can't I just eat my waffle?": "I get letters from folks all over the country telling me...." "High paying green jobs' "Job killing tax breaks" "Shared sacriifice" "Corporate jet owners" "Tax cuts for millionaires and billionaires" Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2011 08:36 PM (yrGif) 309
No Border Fence or immoral expensive deportation I just saved this Nation 11.3 Trillion dollars over the next century.
Preznit 0bama dessimatin' da deficit Posted by: teh0ne at August 02, 2011 08:36 PM (BKcBp) 310
Posted by: izoneguy at August 02, 2011 08:28 PM (i6Neb) Yeah, I know all that. I just wondered why the didn't make up more cuts just to make the big agencies happy. How long will it last? The entire world has a vested interest in pretending everything is great in America even if the numbers say otherwise. Look how long they're managing to keep Greece from collapsing. The US can be on life support for a very long time. Until Europe and / or China crash. Then zombies emerge.... Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 02, 2011 08:36 PM (GKQDR) 311
Posted by: Little kids trying to run lemonade stands
When life gives you community organizers, you squeeze all the sour juice out of them, stir in ice with some sugar, and make a refreshing beverage. Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:36 PM (AZGON) 312
Posted by: Hrothgar at August 02, 2011 08:34 PM (yrGif)
one of the congress women the other night said over fifty members of the house are going to Israel during beck's little outing. Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 08:36 PM (k1rwm) 313
Maybe it makes more sense to, you know, give her a pain pill rather than an operation. O actually mailed my granny to tell her that. Ass.
Posted by: MikeTheTearorristHobbitWereMoose (Fully DOOM! Certified and Compliant) at August 02, 2011 08:34 PM (0q2P7) I forgot all about that nugget. That definitely needs to be added to "the list". Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 02, 2011 08:37 PM (G/MYk) 314
Well,the Brits had a devastating war and an era where "Empire" was in disrepute and had to be liquidated.We WON an existential conflict virtually bloodlessly than spent ourselves to doom.Worst.Decline.Ever.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 08:37 PM (siYk4) 315
I see your pair. And raise you a single Maxine Waters
Read it and weap...... Hank Johnson standing in the middle of Guam. With a Barbara Boxer kicker. Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 02, 2011 08:37 PM (AclNX) 316
QE 3 is like Ron Paul spamming his own online polls.
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Please pass the bong. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 08:37 PM (7utQ2) 317
We're trying as hard as we can, Mr. President.
Posted by: Little kids trying to run lemonade stands at August 02, 2011 08:34 Trumka says He will break your cups and Pitcher if you don't join the Union. And we expect a cut of your Labor to protect you from the bad neighbohood buyer of Lemonaide Posted by: willow at August 02, 2011 08:37 PM (h+qn8) 318
I remember a few years ago when Levin used to always say "One day when we're shoulder to shoulder in the rice fields..."
Seemed like hyperbole then. Posted by: Countrysquire at August 02, 2011 08:38 PM (PG/mK) 319
315 Two devastating wars.TWO.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 08:38 PM (siYk4) 320
We have already seen inflation starting to hit. But this is the good part.......
Waitfor it.............Wait for it.............Wait for it............ [hint: Carter years] Wait for it.......... StagFlation into HyperInflation Yeah....Can I have Cookie? Posted by: Jimi at August 02, 2011 08:38 PM (JMsOK) 321
Eat your peas."
"I've been to 57 states." "As I've always said." "be right back, closin Gitmo" "Days, not weeks." "High speed rail." "Shovel ready." "We're trying to order shrimp here." "Everyone needs to have some skin in the game." "I've been busy with Afghanistan, killing Osama, and Greece." "ATM's are taking jobs away from Americans" "Don't call my bluff" "Let me be clear" "Why can't I just eat my waffle?": "I get letters from folks all over the country telling me...." "High paying green jobs' "Job killing tax breaks" "Shared sacriifice" "Corporate jet owners" "Tax cuts for millionaires and billionaires" 'You'd think they'd be thanking me!" Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at August 02, 2011 08:38 PM (qjUnn) 322
We just need to pass a law that says the economy must grow. Bada-Boom! Prezidentin' is easy. Fore!
Posted by: BHO at August 02, 2011 08:38 PM (ZgvjV) 323
Mish Shedlock notes:
EU not considering rescue plans for Italy, Spain. --- The European Union has no plans to provide rescue loans to Italy and Spain, despite the rising borrowing costs facing these countries, a European Commission spokeswoman said Tuesday. As Mish divines, this means that there will be plans to bailout Spain and Italy in the near future. Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:38 PM (AZGON) 324
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We're trying as hard as we can, Mr. President. Posted by: Little kids trying to run lemonade stands at August 02, 2011 08:34 Trumka says He will break your cups and Pitcher if you don't join the Union. And we expect a cut of your Labor to protect you from the bad neighbohood buyer of Lemonaide Posted by: willow at August 02, 2011 08:37 PM (h+qn hmmm where have I seen this kind of behavior? oh yeah gangs, the mother's and father's Italian association, drug cartels.... Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 08:39 PM (k1rwm) 325
The towel rack in my bathroom tried to trip me.
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:39 PM (ECjvn) 326
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Excuse me, we're only going to let you open a lemonade stand in Detroit. Maybe Seattle. Posted by: NLRB at August 02, 2011 08:39 PM (P57Q4) 327
They'll continue printing money forever. I think it should be obvious to
everyone that there's no way Obama will cut spending (especially before the next elections). <a href="http://www.reducethighshq.com">Learn How To Reduce Thighs And Lose Thigh Fat</a> Posted by: Reduce Thighs HQ at August 02, 2011 08:39 PM (jLpCC) 328
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Posted by: Jane D'oh, Tea Party terrorist, and proud of it at August 02, 2011 08:30 PM (UOM4 I want one too, please, Mrs. D'oh! Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2011 08:35 PM (c0A3e) Kratos, just for you, a Chocolate-bourbon-walnut-bacon brownie. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2011 08:40 PM (UOM48) 329
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Suck it bitches! I win, I always win. Posted by: Political Reality at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (m6OUa) Amateur. Posted by: Entropy at August 02, 2011 08:35 PM (7utQ2) please forgive my son, he's a little full of himself lately... Posted by: Reality at August 02, 2011 08:40 PM (m6OUa) 330
As Mish divines, this means that there will be plans to bailout Spain and Italy in the near future. Expect the Germans to throw a hissy-fit, and rightfully so. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2011 08:40 PM (c0A3e) 331
Air up your tires
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Shut it down. You don't have an approved Obamacare waiver. Posted by: Sebelius Maximus, Centurion of the HHS at August 02, 2011 08:41 PM (HUZDZ) 333
yum
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Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:28 PM (AZGON) I'd think NASA would at least launch one more shuttle - UNMANNED - then blow it up mid launchto increase Muslim self-esteem. Posted by: Stateless Infidel at August 02, 2011 08:41 PM (GKQDR) 335
Suck it bitches!I win,I always win. Posted by: Political Reality at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (m6OUa)Amateur. Posted by: Entropy at August 02, 2011 08:35 PMGuess who'll be around when you've been forgotten? Posted by: chaos at August 02, 2011 08:41 PM (iezIp) 336
then blow it up mid launchto increase Muslim self-esteem.
If it was real muz outreach the shuttle would blow itself up. Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:42 PM (ECjvn) 337
Kratos, just for you, a Chocolate-bourbon-walnut-bacon brownie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2011 08:40 PM (UOM4 That's the Holy Grail....the perfect Man-food. Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:42 PM (HUZDZ) 338
The economy is acting stupidly.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2011 08:42 PM (TMB3S) 339
"What do they think stimulus is? [giggling] Spending IS stimulus!!"
"profit and earnings ratios" "We find unity in our incredible diversity, drawing on the promise enshrined in our Constitution: the notion that we are all created equal" -- prepared (LOL) State of the Union speech by the "Constitutional scholar" ... Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 02, 2011 08:42 PM (G/MYk) 340
America hating limeys have been creaming their shorts since the economic downturn in 2008 anticipating our demise.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 08:42 PM (siYk4) 341
I'd think NASA would at least launch one more shuttle - UNMANNED - then blow it up mid launch to increase Muslim self-esteem.
Maybe they could just plow it into certain parts of Detroit. I hear Bank of America and City Hall are planning some demolition there. Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:43 PM (AZGON) Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 02, 2011 08:43 PM (G/MYk) 343
Suck it bitches!I win,I always win. Posted by: Political Reality at August 02, 2011 08:33 PM (m6OUa)Amateur. Posted by: Entropy at August 02, 2011 08:35 PMGuess who'll be around when you've been forgotten?
Posted by: chaos at August 02, 2011 08:41 PM (iezIp) Yeah, about that.... Posted by: Abe Vigoda at August 02, 2011 08:44 PM (7utQ2) 344
"America hating limeys have been creaming their shorts since the economic downturn in 2008 anticipating our demise."
Yep...I do business with them. They are looking down their noses at us so bad right now. Posted by: Jimi at August 02, 2011 08:44 PM (JMsOK) 345
"I do believe, at some point, you've made enough money"
Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2011 08:44 PM (P57Q4) 346
At least the rating agencies just gave the ECB every right in the world to ignore them.
Posted by: Rodent Liberation Front at August 02, 2011 08:44 PM (lgw0N) Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 02, 2011 08:44 PM (npr0X) Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at August 02, 2011 08:45 PM (c0A3e) 349
Amateur. Posted by: Entropy at August 02, 2011 08:35 PMGuess who'll be around when you've been forgotten?
Posted by: chaos at August 02, 2011 08:41 PM (iezIp) ??????? Posted by: MikeTheMoose who actually understands Entropy and Chaos are the same thing. at August 02, 2011 08:45 PM (0q2P7) Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:45 PM (ECjvn) 351
I think one reason the mob and mob movies are so romanticized is that they do to government officials the sorts of things we would sometimes like to see done to government officials.
That scene from Goodfellas, where the local postman gets his forehead bounced off the oven a few times? Imagine if, instead of merely a mail carrier, that was some nitpicking jerkoff from OSHA or an EPA drone? Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 02, 2011 08:45 PM (agD4m) Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 02, 2011 08:45 PM (G/MYk) 353
"You know who would make a pretty good talking doll? Me."
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:46 PM (ECjvn) 354
"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK."-Obama 2008 Posted by: Jimi at August 02, 2011 08:46 PM (JMsOK) 355
If it was real muz outreach the shuttle would blow itself up.
Ali the NASA aerospace engineer knew the organization had finally achieved cultural diversity when the CAD drawings for "Cooling Manifold, Cryogenic" were replaced with "Suicide Vest, Pyrotechnic." Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:46 PM (AZGON) 356
I'm bored with the Doom. I'm gonna inventory my 7.62.
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"I do believe, at some point, you've made enough money" Okay. That's probably the one that send my poor head rocketing off my shoulders. Hey, Barry and Moochelle, how much money is too much to you, assholes. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2011 08:47 PM (UOM48) 358
We just need to pass a law that says the economy must grow. Bada-Boom! Prezidentin' is easy. Fore!
Posted by: BHO at August 02, 2011 08:38 PM (ZgvjV) I thinking about issuing an executive order (thus avoiding expensive legislative preparatin costs) that all employers must hire at the baseline budgeting rate of 8% per year. That will bring the unemployment rate down to 1.2% immediately in the first year alone. The next year we will need 6.8% more illegal undocumented workers to fill all those jobs that there aren't enough Americans to do. Every year, it just gets better and better!Noe back to the important stuff, should I really use a 9 iron on this hole? Posted by: Barky O Master of the Universe at August 02, 2011 08:47 PM (yrGif) 359
Let's say just for fun that around next March or so JugEars is polling so badly that a ham sandwich is holding a strong poll lead. You are a shitheel foreign leader with bad intentions (think Iran, North Korea, Lichenstein) -- Do you make your move now, before some Repub comes in and makes RR type sounds?
Even worse, what if they all do it at once? Just trying to lighten the atmosphere a little. I make a mean vagina cupcake too. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2011 08:48 PM (ENKCw) 360
Smoking Sugar Coated Satan Ribs this Saturday.
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:48 PM (ECjvn) 361
"I don't look like all the other Presidents on the dollar bills."
This is the sort of mastery of English that the Ivies are famous for ... now. Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 02, 2011 08:48 PM (G/MYk) 362
"I won!""I have a gift.""The difference is that this time you've got me."
"Who would ever dreamed that a the awesome that is me would someday be standing here in Germany talking to all you krauts. Isn't that great?" We're going to need a bigger voice chip. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 08:48 PM (7utQ2) 363
I think one reason the mob and mob movies are so romanticized is that
they do to government officials the sorts of things we would sometimes like to see done to government officials. Like when, as I just watched, Michael just told the esteemed Senator fromNevada to basically go fuck himself. Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2011 08:48 PM (P57Q4) Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2011 08:49 PM (UOM48) Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2011 08:49 PM (TMB3S) 366
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Let me see your spill preparation plan. Posted by: EPA at August 02, 2011 08:35 PM (P57Q4 While you're over there can you check to make sure they have non-skid surfaces in the prep area?Posted by: Laxy OSHA Bureaucrat at August 02, 2011 08:36 PM (HUZDZOh and by the way you'll beneeding state,county and municipal occupational licenses and don't forget to keep them in a conspicuous place Posted by: Dept of Profesional Regulation at August 02, 2011 08:49 PM (A23u6) 367
"America hating limeys have been creaming their shorts since the economic downturn in 2008 anticipating our demise."
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Britainistan has its own issues. Posted by: Countrysquire at August 02, 2011 08:49 PM (PG/mK) 368
"I do believe, at some point, you've made enough money"Okay. That's probably the one that send my poor head rocketing off my shoulders. Hey, Barry and Moochelle, how much money is too much to you, assholes.
Or how about this Obumbles. I do believe, at some point, you've borrowed enough money. Posted by: MikeTheMoose who actually understands Entropy and Chaos are the same thing. at August 02, 2011 08:49 PM (0q2P7) 369
"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK."-Obama 2008
Posted by: Jimi at August 02, 2011 08:46 PM (JMsOK) If you remember the day after that little rhetorical gem came out Axelrod remarked that Obama likes it hot in the Oval Office. So hot that "you can grow orchids in there." Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:49 PM (HUZDZ) 370
I like going to IKEA for their Sugar Coated Swedish Satan Balls.
Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:50 PM (AZGON) 371
This is a total Republican failure. We expect the Democrats to be sick, insane bastards. But the Republicans? We gave them a gift-wrapped tsunami in 2010 for one reason only. Cut the nuts off Obama and STOP the spending!
The Republicans fucking failed. The US Constitution allows us to run these bastards out of town. We just need 25% of the independent assholes who bought tickets to the Charlie Sheen road act to pull their heads out of their asses and join us for Capitol takeover. All nice and legal! Posted by: Larry Dickman at August 02, 2011 08:50 PM (4t9J5) 372
355 He's making it come true.His bitch wife TOLD us and nobody believed it,MFM covered it up.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 08:50 PM (siYk4) 373
WTf is wrong with Stossels hair?
Posted by: mpfs, Joo Tea Party Terrorist at August 02, 2011 08:50 PM (qZPdM) 374
So hot that "you can grow orchids in there."
Maybe thats why he Stinks! Posted by: Jimi at August 02, 2011 08:50 PM (JMsOK) 375
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 08:48 PM (ECjvn)
Damn, that sounds good. I need the recipe. Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:51 PM (HUZDZ) Posted by: Retread at August 02, 2011 08:51 PM (G+7cD) 377
Oh and by the way you'll be needing state,county and municipal occupational licenses and don't forget to keep them in a conspicuous place
Well, if you are the daughter of a donor to Democrat David Wu, I guess you would keep them down your pants. Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:51 PM (AZGON) Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 02, 2011 08:52 PM (eOXTH) 379
The terrorists at Moody's are holding a gun to America's head by saying we need to reduce debt or face a credit downgrade!
Posted by: Croaker at August 02, 2011 08:52 PM (0/e//) Posted by: Waterhouse at August 02, 2011 08:52 PM (P57Q4) 381
America has always been at war with the economy.
Posted by: NYT at August 02, 2011 08:52 PM (ZgvjV) 382
Just trying to lighten the atmosphere a little. I make a mean vagina cupcake too.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2011 08:48 PM (ENKCw) Like a little pink taco? Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:52 PM (HUZDZ) 383
Grab a mop.
http://tinyurl.com/3fma9wq Posted by: JackStraw at August 02, 2011 08:49 PM (TMB3S) Oh man. Right. There's that whole genre of the "socialist mop" and the "sit in the corner and shut up" and "don't tell me how to sweep" and then all the idiotic car ditch and slurpee pieces. There's no end to the Indonesian's stupidity. It's awesome, really. Unprecedented, truly. Posted by: progressoverpeace at August 02, 2011 08:53 PM (G/MYk) 384
The towel rack in my bathroom tried to trip me
My soap dish took a shot at me a couple of weeks ago. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 08:53 PM (7utQ2) 385
"Like a little pink taco?"
A Buttered Muffin? Posted by: Jimi at August 02, 2011 08:53 PM (JMsOK) 386
Why did I choose life? Curses to my terrorist extremism. I should have chose a bottle of Bacardi and a fall down the stairs.
Posted by: Stanley Anne Dunham at August 02, 2011 08:53 PM (STTZD) 387
But is it a sugar coated vaginal Satanic cupcake?
Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:53 PM (AZGON) 388
Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but how does 2.5T in cuts over 10yrs help when, if you don't take into account the 7% rise in baseline, when we are spending 1.5T per year more than we collect. Posted by: Superunknown First, assume a productive economy ... Posted by: economists everywhere at August 02, 2011 08:54 PM (DEcmU) 389
The terrorists at Moody's are holding a gun to America's head by saying we need to reduce debt or face a credit downgrade!
Posted by: Croaker at August 02, 2011 08:52 PM (0/e//) Moody's are like sucide bombers or sometimes they are like muggers Posted by: robtr at August 02, 2011 08:54 PM (MtwBb) 390
"China Boldly Goes (Again) Where Moody's Has Never Gone Before, Downgrades US From A+ To A, Outlook Negative"really china? really? this is funny.....
Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 08:54 PM (k1rwm) 391
Like a little pink taco?
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:52 PM (HUZDZ) You learn some amazing things on the ONT. Posted by: GnuBreed at August 02, 2011 08:54 PM (ENKCw) 392
So hot that "you can grow orchids in there."
Posted by: Sean Bannion Maybe he's growing something else. What are you suggesting? Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch..... at August 02, 2011 08:54 PM (sJTmU) 393
"Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but how does 2.5T in cuts over 10yrs help when, if you don't take into account the 7% rise in baseline, when we are spending 1.5T per year more than we collect"
That's why we're pissed! Posted by: Jimi at August 02, 2011 08:55 PM (JMsOK) 394
My soap dish took a shot at me a couple of weeks ago.
It's the toilet roll dispenser you have to watch. Those things are evil. Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 08:55 PM (AZGON) 395
. I should have chose a bottle of Bacardi and a fall down the stairs.
Posted by: Stanley Anne Dunham at August 02, 2011 08:53 PM (STTZD) I thought you did. I mean, the resulting brain damage in your spawn is clearly obvious. Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:55 PM (HUZDZ) 396
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"China Boldly Goes (Again) Where Moody's Has Never Gone Before, Downgrades US From A+ To A, Outlook Negative"really china? really? this is funny..... Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 08:54 PM (k1rwm) Hilarious! Hahahahhaha *chokes, wipes tears* hahahhahahahhah! Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2011 08:55 PM (UOM48) 397
So hot that "you can grow orchids in there."
Posted by: Sean Bannion Maybe he's growing something else. What are you suggesting? Great. Now the ATF will be running guns in there. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 08:56 PM (7utQ2) 398
"A Buttered Muffin?"
A Bearded Axe Wound? Posted by: Jimi at August 02, 2011 08:57 PM (JMsOK) 399
But is it a sugar coated vaginal Satanic cupcake?
Dave in Texas is gonna give you two a talkin' to . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at August 02, 2011 08:57 PM (npr0X) 400
My bathroom scale is doing time for attempted rape.
Posted by: Anonymoose at August 02, 2011 08:57 PM (ZgvjV) 401
The USA will have the last laugh.When the world devolves into chaos and ruin they will look to us a savior and we will say ,"fuck you".
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 08:57 PM (siYk4) 402
"I want to know whose ass to kick"
Posted by: The Cycle of Abuse at August 02, 2011 08:58 PM (SMqnS) 403
403 "I've convened a panel of experts to tell my who's ass to kick"
Posted by: teh0ne at August 02, 2011 08:59 PM (BKcBp) 404
"I want to know whose ass to kick"
The default answer to this is always Fred Barnes regardless of context. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 08:59 PM (7utQ2) 405
"A Bearded Axe Wound?"
A DNA Dumpster? Posted by: Jimi at August 02, 2011 08:59 PM (JMsOK) 406
The USA will have the last laugh.When the world devolves into chaos and ruin they will look to us a savior and we will say ,"fuck you".
That may yet happen. But it will get worse herebefore it gets better. China should walk the line on their rhetoric too. Their economy is a Potemkin Village right now. Won't take too much to push it over. Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 08:59 PM (HUZDZ) 407
Sugar Coated Satan Ribs 1 cup brown sugar 1 cup white sugar 1/4 cup kosher salt 1 Tbs paprika 1 Tbs cayenne pepper 1 Tbs garlic powder 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar Mix all into enough yellow mustard to make a pancake batter consistency. Paint onto ribs and marinate in tightly sealed plastic for four days. Smoke 2 hrs over mesquite indirect 200 degree heat Baste hourly with butter and apple juice After 2 hrs, wrap ribs in foil packets with 1/4 cup apple juice Cook in foil in smoker at 200-250 degrees for 2 more hours Remove foil and place ribs on grill over direct heat until bark is as you like it. Remove and let sit for 20 minutes. Cut, serve. Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 09:00 PM (ECjvn) 408
Food Stamp Use Surges By Most In Years As Alabama Foodstamp Recipients Double In May
From Zerohedge Posted by: MarkC at August 02, 2011 09:00 PM (ros+1) 409
For those just tuning in, it's Tuesday here at the HQ and that means pussy jokes, not dick jokes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 09:00 PM (7utQ2) 410
Thanks sifty. I can't wait to try this.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 09:00 PM (HUZDZ) 411
That scene from Goodfellas, where the local postman gets his forehead bounced off the oven a few times? Imagine if, instead of merely a mail carrier, that was some nitpicking jerkoff from OSHA or an EPA drone?
Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at August 02, 2011 08:45 PM (agD4mOh you'll like this story.I moved to FL from NJ in 1976 I immediately got a job as a siding subcontractor as I had back in NJ. I was in Canal Pointdoing a siding job when the local building inspector went on a rant at the homeowner for not having a building permit. The owner was very pregnant and I was shocked aat the inspectors tone. I was in the process of stapling insulation on the wall at the time using a Bostich H-2B hammer staple gun that I used to run the inspector off my job. He was shittin bricks scooting down the driveway. The was some funny shit! Posted by: Dept of Profesional Regulation at August 02, 2011 09:01 PM (A23u6) Posted by: Soylent jobs are green jobs at August 02, 2011 09:01 PM (q177U) 413
407 I know and it cheers my black heart.Next year they may be eating each other in lieu of rice or noodles.
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 09:01 PM (siYk4) 414
Food Stamp Use Surges By Most In Years As Alabama Foodstamp Recipients Double In May
Solution? Raise taxes. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 09:02 PM (7utQ2) 415
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 09:00 PM (ECjvnhahahahaha Posted by: Dept of Profesional Regulation at August 02, 2011 09:03 PM (A23u6) 416
Somebody correct me if I'm wrong, but
how does 2.5T in cuts over 10yrs help when, if you don't take into account the 7% rise in baseline, when we are spending 1.5T per year more than we collect. Posted by: Superunknown We are so screwed that we will have to keep raising the debt ceiling until we enact meaningful entitlement reform and make serious cuts to mandatory spending (63% of overall spending and rising). Posted by: 80sBaby at August 02, 2011 09:03 PM (o2lIv) 417
Nazi Pelosi says we have to eat the rich to find out what's in them.
Posted by: sif t. baggins, TEArorist at August 02, 2011 09:03 PM (ECjvn) 418
Nazi Pelosi says we have to eat the rich to find out what's in them.
600,000 jobs almost instantly. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 02, 2011 09:05 PM (7utQ2) 419
Palin says, If we were terrorists, President Obama would want to pal around with us.
Posted by: huerfano at August 02, 2011 09:05 PM (iezIp) 420
Nazi Pelosi says we have to eat the rich to find out what's in them.
Since she lives in a mansion and owns a vineyard, I say start with her. But that thought it too horrifying to contemplate. Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 09:06 PM (HUZDZ) 421
"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK."-Obama 2008 "That's why wedon't fucking ask them, dickwipe." -Tea Party2011 Posted by: sherlock at August 02, 2011 09:06 PM (thr9V) 422
Oh and thaanks for the slammin recipe I just bought a new grill smoker have been looking for some insider recipes.
Posted by: Dept of Profesional Regulation at August 02, 2011 09:06 PM (A23u6) 423
It's worse than I thought.
Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 09:06 PM (k1rwm) 424
V for Vendetta Vagina Cookies
Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at August 02, 2011 09:06 PM (BKcBp) 425
Palin says, If we were terrorists, President Obama would want to pal around with us.
Posted by: huerfano at August 02, 2011 09:05 PM (iezIp) Did she really? Love it! Posted by: Sean Bannion at August 02, 2011 09:07 PM (HUZDZ) 426
Hey, we're back on the topic of the dreaded VaJayJay!
On a totally unconnected subject, I would just like to let it be known that I can eat the cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich without eating or removing the bread. Just wanted to share that, no agenda or anything. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 02, 2011 09:08 PM (bxiXv) 427
Scientists
stunned by surface of asteroid Vesta Posted by: 80sBaby at August 02, 2011 09:09 PM (o2lIv) 428
I like to post just before a new thread goes up, that way nobody sees me.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 02, 2011 09:09 PM (bxiXv) 429
"Eat your peas."
"I've been to 57 states." etc +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "Focus like a laser on jobs" "See, Republicans drove us into a ditch, and I spilled my slurpee pushing it out..." "Fore!" Posted by: Grimaldi at August 02, 2011 09:10 PM (CgMAQ) 430
397391"China Boldly Goes (Again) Where Moody's Has Never Gone Before, Downgrades US From A+ To A, Outlook Negative"really china? really? this is funny.....
Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 08:54 PM (k1rwm) Hilarious! Hahahahhaha *chokes, wipes tears* hahahhahahahhah! Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 02, 2011 08:55 PM (UOM4 Posted by: Zombie Dick Nixon at August 02, 2011 09:12 PM (A23u6) 431
O/T. The DoT seems to be up to some bullshit here. http://tinyurl.com/3dayd3q
Posted by: Ronster at August 02, 2011 09:12 PM (9h8nr) 432
Meanwhile Pooty Poot calls the US a "parasite".This from a guy who has siphoned Billions in oil and gas revenues to his and his buddy's private accounts while his country disintegrates.How's that "reset" going by the way Hillary??
Posted by: steevy at August 02, 2011 09:13 PM (siYk4) 433
These are the obama contributors who have the best paid tax attorneys and accountants and all the loopholes.
Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 09:13 PM (k1rwm) 434
428Scientists stunned by surface of asteroid Vesta So that's what they mean by an "Asteroid Belt"! Looks like it might fit MO - a bit snug maybe... Posted by: sherlock at August 02, 2011 09:17 PM (thr9V) 435
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Hey, we're back on the topic of the dreaded VaJayJay! On a totally unconnected subject, I would just like to let it be known that I can eat the cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich without eating or removing the bread. Just wanted to share that, no agenda or anything. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at August 02, 2011 09:08 PM (bxiXv) - - - - - - - - Ugh Grilled Cheese Posted by: StrategicCorporalUSMC at August 02, 2011 09:18 PM (BKcBp) 436
Oh my, the enviros have really captured NASA. They can't get to close because they don't want to contaminate it.
Really? a zillion year old lifeless rock? Posted by: Guy Fawkes at August 02, 2011 09:21 PM (0f7gD) 437
On a totally unconnected subject, I would just like to let it be known
that I can eat the cheese in a grilled cheese sandwich without eating or removing the bread. Can you also lick your own eyebrows? If so, I need you in my cabinet. My kitchen cabinet. Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 02, 2011 09:22 PM (ENKCw) 438
how millennial are you? (take the quiz)
Posted by: curious at August 02, 2011 09:31 PM (k1rwm) 439
One more thing: The Gabby Giffords vote.
The Democrats fly this woman in on a gurney and allow here to cast a vote on the debt ceiling. After Giffords cast her vote she is on a plane back to Houston for more "rehab", which i imagine includes putting together 5-piece jig saw puzzles. If Gabby Giffords were a Republican, Debbie What'sHerSnatch-Schultz would be demanding a special election for her congressional seat as soon as she became head of the DNC. And YET, we have MORONS at this site demanding RESPECT for the dog-and-pony-show that was the Giffords vote! We are in a WAR, people! Your adversaries are free to label YOU Nazis, terrorists, kidnappers, and extortionists with umbrella coverage from the MSM. And yet SOME still insist on niceties and restraint when dealing with these Left-wing whack jobs? No. We need to start getting as ugly as they have been for the past 50 years. Posted by: Larry Dickman at August 02, 2011 09:31 PM (4t9J5) 440
Nazi Pelosi says we have to eat the rich to find out what's in them.
-- Since she lives in a mansion and owns a vineyard, I say start with her. But that thought it too horrifying to contemplate. You could feed her to your dog. No, animal cruelty. Posted by: George Orwell at August 02, 2011 09:45 PM (AZGON) 441
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"If, as Obama said when he voted against a Bush debt ceiling increase in 2007, Bush was burdening the country with unconscionable levels of debt, what the hell exactly is Obama doing adding another $5 trillion (in just two and a half years!) on top of the burden already accumulated?"
Ace, Obama already admitted that he's a hypocritical lying fuck when he said that, and that he didn't really mean it, and that he would have voted to increase the debt ceiling if his vote actually mattered. So I think it's petty of you to hold it against him. It's just words, after all. Posted by: Daryl Herbert at August 02, 2011 11:14 PM (rONwy) 443
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What the government has done is not the nominal right to borror, but the very real right to spend more than the GDP of Russia, India, UK, Italy, Canada, and a host of other nations. Obama and his facilitators have sent the USA down the path to economic ruin. Welcome to Obamao's Socialist paradise. Posted by: Molon Labe at August 02, 2011 11:40 PM (g5MrG) 444
...the U.S. credit rating may be downgraded for the first time on concern that fiscal discipline may ease, further debt reduction measures won’t be adopted and...
As long as Democrats are in the majority and the Closet Commie is in the White House, count on it. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at August 03, 2011 01:09 AM (UF15p) 445
Markets are apparently sensitive to total political stupidity that is anything but market based. Go figure...
The Market wise know this mess is unlikely to end well unless regular market based rules for handling debt (not just deficits) are brought into play. Posted by: drfredc at August 03, 2011 01:14 AM (iNKlO) 446
Its sort of hard to condemn this sort of stuff when you support RINOS isn't it?
The kabuki dance is over, the socialists voted to keep the gravey train running and exclude anyone who might rock the boat. So vote Romney/Obama to keep the gravey train running. Posted by: Molon Labe at August 03, 2011 12:03 PM (g5MrG) 447
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