Anthony Weiner Retains Counsel...Not To Defend Himself But To Advise Him About "What Civil Or Criminal Actions Should Be Taken"

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A spokesman for Rep. Anthony Weiner, New York Democrat, told The Daily Caller the Congressman’s team has “retained counsel” and is exploring the “proper next steps” after his official Twitter account posted a picture of a man’s erect penis underneath gray boxer shorts. The internet-driven scandal has come to be known online as “#Weinergate,” a pun on the Congressman’s last name.

“We’ve retained counsel to explore the proper next steps and to advise us on what civil or criminal actions should be taken,” Weiner spokesman Dave Arnold said in an email. “This was a prank. We are loath to treat it as more, but we are relying on professional advice.”

So in Wiener's World hacking multiple social media platforms of a sitting US Congressman in what's clearly an attempt to damage his reputation and limit his participation in debates of national importance is just a "prank"?

Most people would call it something else...a crime.

I'm not a high priced NYC or DC lawyer but allow me to offer some advice. Call the FBI.

Now in an effort to help out the Congressman in his battle to clear his name, here's how to report a cyber crime.

You're welcome.

On second thought, perhaps I'm being too hard on Congressman Weiner. I mean every PSA I've ever seen about crimes always urges people that if you are the victim of a crime or see one committed you should immediately call the cops retain counsel to help you consider your options.

I bet the idiot who illegally accessed Palin's emails wishes he'd picked on Weiner instead. She called the cops but apparently Weiner is more forgiving of being violated.

I think it's wonderful that Weiner is such a let bygones be bygones kind of guy but doesn't he owe it to the Comley Coed to bring the perpetrators of this 'prank' to justice for the anguish they've caused her?

If liberals are so sure this is an Andrew Breitbart or conservative hit job, shouldn't they be hounding Weiner to call the FBI? I mean if they could send a conservative to jail for something like this, it would be a big plus for them, right? I wonder why they aren't. Oh, right.

Transparency!

Weiner’s office did not answer specific questions about the photograph, whether he has contacted authorities or the Seattle woman who received the photograph.

Posted by: DrewM. at 04:19 PM



Comments

1 Don't stop banging on this little sawed-off fuck.

Posted by: Pecos Bill at May 30, 2011 04:21 PM (j84s0)

2 Hello, my home was broken into. My place was ransacked. The dog is dead. What should I do? Oh, if there was only some kind of organization I could call when a crime has been committed. Quick, honey, hire a lawyer. Maybe they'll know how to proceed....

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 30, 2011 04:22 PM (BDB5n)

3 Notice that the lawyer doesn't say who carried out this alleged "prank". If you parse it carefully, that statement leaves room for a later claim that Weiner himself perpetrated some sort of botched "prank".

Posted by: Zombie Leon Trotsky at May 30, 2011 04:24 PM (qfCkQ)

4 Weiner? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charles Gibson's Dickless Pants at May 30, 2011 04:25 PM (TCyyS)

5 Anthony 'Cocktail' Weiner should remember that NYC, a city that he apparently represents to some degree in Congress, has a Grade A counter-terrorism operation. Surely, this unit (ha ha, I said 'unit') has an office with a door that says Cyber Crime Division. Just a thought......

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 30, 2011 04:25 PM (BDB5n)

6 3 Notice that the lawyer doesn't say who carried out this alleged "prank". If you parse it carefully, that statement leaves room for a later claim that Weiner himself perpetrated some sort of botched "prank".

Exactly. All passive voice. Prank by whom? Prank on whom? Oh, what a tangled web we weave...

Posted by: USA at May 30, 2011 04:26 PM (YZISw)

7 after his official Twitter account posted a picture of a man’s erect penis underneath gray boxer shorts.

Heh, this makes it sound like his Twitter account itself is at fault.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 30, 2011 04:26 PM (jPPat)

8 Frankly, my dear, I'm sick to death of Weinergate, but if it helps take him down a few smarmy pegs, I'm down wit' it. There's no getting away from it on the conservative blogosphere. Seems Antny has a thing for the ladies, though you'd probably bet your paycheck that wasn't his team.
(via Gateway Pundit)

Posted by: RushBabe at May 30, 2011 04:26 PM (Ew27I)

9 "we're retaining counsel..."

Translation: "We be fucked."

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 04:26 PM (TCyyS)

10 If I was Weiner's lawyer, I'd tell him to wait three or four months and see if he gets any suspicious e-mails from the guy who warned him last week that his Facebook was going to be hacked. Then, Google that guy's e-mail address and see if he uses a real name somewhere. I'm betting that guy is his man.

Posted by: Average Joe at May 30, 2011 04:27 PM (liBQN)

11 So in Wiener's World hacking multiple social media platforms of a
sitting US Congressman in what's clearly an attempt to damage his
reputation and limit his participation in debates of national importance
is just a "prank"?

Apparently he doesn't think that much of his reputation.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 04:30 PM (mVDI9)

12 What's to know? Contact law enforcement.

Someone steals my purse, I don't call a lawyer to "ask me how to proceed". I call the cops.

Who calls a lawyer when they are a victim of a crime?

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2011 04:30 PM (KDX07)

13 Prank- Code for' Fuck I'm so busted, but the media will cover for me, so by downgrading this to someone pulling a prank, it will appear that nothing about it was a big deal- including the fact that it was me all along."
I'm sooo smart! Not that that bitch I'm "married" to will appreciate it.

Posted by: jjshaka at May 30, 2011 04:30 PM (9PuOx)

14 Why not start with contacting Twitter?

Posted by: MayBee at May 30, 2011 04:30 PM (PLixr)

15 Well, lets see how Weiner handles himself now.

Posted by: Meremortal at May 30, 2011 04:31 PM (Usk3+)

16 Doesn't he worry that any of his personal information was stolen? I'm not sure how much he had given to Twitter, but if his account was hacked, wouldn't he start worrying about identity theft?

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 04:31 PM (mVDI9)

17 Love to see this thing blow sky high when the MBM is up an running after the holiday, but will not hold my breath.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 04:31 PM (4sQwu)

18 Tony Weiner, Tony Weiner. I understand. You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. So you didn't need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Don Corleone, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me "Godfather."

Posted by: Don Vito at May 30, 2011 04:32 PM (QKKT0)

19 Also, maybe Weiner can wait and see if the same guy who hacked his Twitter tries to max out his credit cards. If he does, then Weiner will have experienced what is know in the law as monetary damages. You can institute a civil action in state court to try to recover what was stolen from you.

Posted by: Average Joe at May 30, 2011 04:32 PM (liBQN)

20 Isn't Weiner, like, a lawyer, and stuff? And, like, shouldn't he, like, already know, like,what to do, and stuff?
(Translated for the new generation of communication users.)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 30, 2011 04:33 PM (d0Tfm)

21 You would think a sitting Congressman has counsel by default. After all "We the People" foot the bill for everything else that comes out of Congress wouldn't this be one those things. I don't know the Police or FBI would be the very first things that I would contact not a lawyer. Especially Weiner as arrogant as he is I would suspect if he was not to blame and he felt it was a right winger the FBI would be on his blackberry lickety split.

Posted by: lions at May 30, 2011 04:33 PM (KvAee)

22 Oh noes! Twitter accounts have gone viral and are now posting photos of tubular Johnsons encased in gray briefs on their own accord! If they don't hold the persons in Congress in high esteem in this respect, what hope is there for the little guys?

Posted by: No Whining at May 30, 2011 04:33 PM (NiwOq)

23 Seems Antny has a thing for the ladies,


BTW, to all the women who have a thing for this guy: F' you.

I mean him? Him?

Maybe it's time I gave up on this whole relationship thing.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 04:34 PM (mVDI9)

24 If Woody had gone right to the police, this would never have happened.

Posted by: Bunco Squad at May 30, 2011 04:34 PM (Pb9Z2)

25 Another idea: if the hacker got Weiner's personal info, he may have his address. In that case, he might perpetrate a home invasion and slaughter Weiner's family. Something called a "wrongful death" lawsuit can remedy that.

Posted by: Average Joe at May 30, 2011 04:35 PM (liBQN)

26 I mean every PSA I've ever seen about crimes always urges people that if
you are the victim of a crime or see one committed you should
immediately call the cops retain counsel to help you consider your options.

And don't forget destroy evidence. You should destroy any and all evidence immediately. And he did that, so he must've had counsel very soon after the prank occurred.

Posted by: FUBAR at May 30, 2011 04:35 PM (1fanL)

27 If you'd come to me in friendship, this scum who tweeted your dick pics would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance an honest man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.

Posted by: Don Vito at May 30, 2011 04:35 PM (QKKT0)

28
How befitting on Memorial Day for Weiner to institute the services of Old Smokey. Old Smokey you say?

Yeah, it was a UH-1C equipped with a large oil container that dispensed an oil mist into the exhaust of the Huey, therefore creating a large "smoke screen." Used for covering and obscuring the approach path of a Huey Company conducting a Combat Assault.

Scroll down mid-page to see Smokey in action.

Watch C-SPAN to watch Congress use the smoke screen.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 30, 2011 04:35 PM (cwFVA)

29 17 Love to see this thing blow sky high when the MBM is up an running after the holiday, but will not hold my breath.
Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 04:31 PM (4sQwu)
They are probably so happy that this happened late Friday on a 3 day weekend that most people aren't paying attention to.
And as a commenter here said the other day, The Daily Show writers are probably bitching and cursing that he's not a Republican.

Posted by: buzzion at May 30, 2011 04:35 PM (oVQFe)

30 We have been retained by the Congressman and contemplate bringing an action against the Congressman's penis.

Posted by: Dick & Head, Attorneys at Law, PC at May 30, 2011 04:36 PM (zbU02)

31 What a putz. See what I did there?

Posted by: Insomniac at May 30, 2011 04:36 PM (7KkLl)

32 What a putz. See what I did there?

You and 5,000 other morons.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 04:37 PM (TCyyS)

33 Prolly a divorce lawyer he needs to retain to deal with his wifes attorney! lolz

Posted by: blogforce one at May 30, 2011 04:37 PM (hjn1y)

34 19
Also, maybe Weiner can wait and see if the same guy who hacked his
Twitter tries to max out his credit cards. If he does, then Weiner will
have experienced what is know in the law as monetary damages. You can
institute a civil action in state court to try to recover what was
stolen from you.

Posted by: Average Joe at May 30, 2011 04:32 PM (liBQN)

If this goes the way it's been going, it'll take him three months just to decide whether to cancel his credit cards.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 04:37 PM (mVDI9)

35 “This was a prank, and a silly one. I’m focused on my work.”
Except when he's watching hockey. Why is people asking about some liberal doing something wrong always a "distraction" but everything else isn't?

Asking Clinton about Lewinsky was a distraction but actually getting a blow job from her was servicing your constituents.

How the hell is Weiner so sure it's conservatives anyway? Aren't most hack jobs done by liberals like Wikileaks, etc?

Posted by: Rocks at May 30, 2011 04:40 PM (th0op)

36 Heh, so Tony is hetero, but he prefers young girls who will awed by political power to competent adult women who have more life experience. Well still fits stereotype IMO.

Posted by: PaleRider at May 30, 2011 04:41 PM (vL0Nv)

37 How does Weiner feel about breaking and entering because I'm low on supplies.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 30, 2011 04:41 PM (1fB+3)

38 This is getting seriously funny now. Dickhead is lawyering up. WTF?

Posted by: nikkolai at May 30, 2011 04:41 PM (h8GAE)

39 Aren't most hack jobs done by liberals like Wikileaks, etc?
Posted by: Rocks at May 30, 2011 04:40 PM (th0op)
Not when it comes to weiners.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbitt at May 30, 2011 04:42 PM (QKKT0)

40 Let's not forget that the hacker may now possess sensitive national security information and access to nuclear weapons. A good Prank Lawyer can negotiate a mutually acceptable agreement for their return.

Posted by: Average Joe at May 30, 2011 04:42 PM (liBQN)

41 I'm gettin' a tingle up and down both legs.
Follow me on Twitter @Tingler

Posted by: Chris Maffews, TV Journalist at May 30, 2011 04:43 PM (zbU02)

42 As Big Sis tells us: If you see something, say something.

Just following the rules of the road ma'am.

Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2011 04:44 PM (3TjSM)

43 This investigation by the IRS is a serious distraction to my charity and soup kitchen work.

Posted by: Al Capone at May 30, 2011 04:46 PM (th0op)

44 Someone broke into my home and stole my baggi....er some stuff, so I called a lawyer who researched the breakiner and found out who it was, so I went to his house and put cellophane on his toilet. Problem solved!! Is there nothing a well placed lawyer can't do?

Posted by: The Great Satan's Ghost at May 30, 2011 04:46 PM (08Pe8)

45 This police investigation is a serious distraction from my culinary experimentation.

Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at May 30, 2011 04:48 PM (QKKT0)

46 . “This was a prank. We are loath to treat it as more, but we are relying on professional advice.”

Yup, his prank.

Posted by: Quilly Mammoth at May 30, 2011 04:49 PM (oYzxe)

47 I hope Rep. Weiner has as much success in finding the hackers as I did in finding the real killers.

Posted by: OJ at May 30, 2011 04:49 PM (MYuEC)

48 I have initiated a hunt for the real hacker

Posted by: OJ Simpson at May 30, 2011 04:49 PM (NBfj0)

49 This police investigation is a serious distraction from my law studies.

Posted by: Ted Bundy at May 30, 2011 04:50 PM (BDB5n)

50 Lets see if I have the play right. 1) do something stupid (and potentially illegal) and 2) destroy evidence and 3) retain a lawyer for advice and then 4) call the cops.
I have seen a Democrat run this play before but I can't remember his name. Something about drunkeness, a bridge and a dead intern keep bumbling around in my mind.....but I am drawing a blank.
Oh well......

Posted by: Mallamutt. RINO President for Life at May 30, 2011 04:50 PM (OWjjx)

51 Notice they keep saying "prank". I can already see the defense. A friend of Weiner's or a staffer will come forward to say they had his password and admit playing the "prank" so no need to contact law enforcement.

Posted by: Bob at May 30, 2011 04:51 PM (4DoFz)

52 They're looking for a fall guy... "The Hacker" will end up being one of his friends... and he won't press charges...

“This was a prank, and a silly one. I’m focused on my work.”

Fuck you, we are the ones here that need closure... and we're going to annoy the fuck out of you until you give it to us. So if you want to focus on your work, call the cops.

Look at the time line… he doesn’t tweet for like 3 hours… the boner
tweet goes out and is deleted immediately… and then he starts babbling
about hockey…


Posted by: yarrr at May 30, 2011 04:51 PM (GkRKz)

53 Again, if his name wasn't 'Weiner', no one would care much about this story.

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 30, 2011 04:52 PM (BDB5n)

54 As to this being a distraction to his work, I disagree. Isn't he involved in legislation to protect campus students from sexual harassment and internet predators or something? This seems to me to be a gift! A first hand experience of the very thing he is working on as a congressman. If anything, this entire episode should only spur on these legislative efforts, and act as a rallying cry to enact and enforce his own legislation.

He can be the poster boy for his own laws. He should be grateful to the hacker for giving him this national platform.

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2011 04:52 PM (KDX07)

55 "... relying on professional advice."

"Anthony, shut the fuck up, stay in your apartment for a few days, and start praying. Oh, and keep you pants on, and your Blackberry off."

Posted by: ambidextrous stroker at May 30, 2011 04:52 PM (YsSn7)

56 Heh, this makes it sound like his Twitter account itself is at fault.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 30, 2011 04:26 PM (jPPat)
Tell me about it.

Posted by: An SUV at May 30, 2011 04:52 PM (T0NGe)

57 I dunno, maybe Weiner doesn't feel comfortable having the FBI snooping around his Blackberry and PC with all their electronic forensics. Who knows what they might find. Or what they might find has been deleted.

Posted by: SlaveDog at May 30, 2011 04:52 PM (PidTa)

58 Again, if his name wasn't 'Weiner', no one would care much about this story.
Posted by: Joejm65 at May 30, 2011 04:52 PM (BDB5n)
Word.

Posted by: Brett Favre at May 30, 2011 04:52 PM (QKKT0)

59 Posted by: Mallamutt. RINO President for Life at May 30, 2011 04:50 PM (OWjjx)
You forgot the part where they call it a distraction.

Posted by: Rocks at May 30, 2011 04:53 PM (th0op)

60 Is it too early to ask:

What the hell are our elected reps doing $#@!ing around all day on Twitter and Facebook instead of --- wait for it --- working! Tweeting dicktures or no dicktures, its revolting. Read a bill! Go repeal something! I swear these guys must look in the mirror and see nothing but inspiration to support "a woman's right to choose."

They don't even read bills anymore before voting them into law -- and they admit they don't read the damn things! They are without shame! What a disgusting bunch of homunculi. There, I said it. Homunculi! Defeat the Homunculi. Every. Last. One.

/rant off

Posted by: USA at May 30, 2011 04:53 PM (YZISw)

61 Rep. Weiner statement just in: " On Friday evening I was informed by members of the intelligence committee that Twitter became self aware and hacked into my account. This should clear up any questions."

Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2011 04:53 PM (3TjSM)

62 "Look, it was just a prank. Sure, they're endangering my marriage, as well as my future employment, but they're basically good kids. They're just high-spirited.

I don't want to make too much of this - we'll see if I can get my lawyer to handle this so no one gets hurt over some light shenanigans."

I am totally buying that.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 04:54 PM (LAfcH)

63 51 Notice they keep saying "prank".  I can already see the defense.  A friend of Weiner's or a staffer will come forward to say they had his password and admit playing the "prank" so no need to contact law enforcement.
Posted by: Bob at May 30, 2011 04:51 PM (4DoFz)>>>>>>>>

I hope he tries that excuse. That would hurt him more than telling the truth. In the mean time, did the Weiner Prankster also add a bunch of sweet young thangs to his Twitter account?

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 30, 2011 04:54 PM (BDB5n)

64
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk,
all that junk that's in yo'...uh...

Posted by: The Black Eyed Peas at May 30, 2011 04:55 PM (jld3c)

65
Homunculi! Defeat the Homunculi. Every. Last. One.
Word.

Posted by: Edward Elric, the Fullmetal Alchemist at May 30, 2011 04:56 PM (jld3c)

66
Posted by: The Black Eyed Peas at May 30, 2011 04:55 PM (jld3c)
Has anybody checked to see if Fergie was one of the people following Weiner on Twitter?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 30, 2011 04:56 PM (c0A3e)

67 John Edwards is an attorney. Maybe Wienie Weiner should hire him. That could be fun, and who better to give him advice on matters of the heart for married men.

Oh, and Edwards could throw in advice on how to hide out in hotel restrooms as an added bonus.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2011 04:57 PM (j/5DA)

68 If your gonna throw someone under the bus for your bad behavior, Tony, I would suggest you pick that person wisely.
Just something I picked up from experience.
Hey......by the way, your lawyers any good? I think I might be needing some real soon.

Posted by: John Edwards (D- Silky Pony) at May 30, 2011 04:57 PM (OWjjx)

69 I love all the debunking and blaming Brietbart being done by DilyKOS, etc. There's one problem though. They all rely on the idea the pic is not Weiner and at no point has Weiner denied the pic is of him. he say's it doesn't belong to him and he didn't take it but he does not say it isn't him. Where did the hack3rs get his dic pic?

Posted by: Rocks at May 30, 2011 04:57 PM (th0op)

70 I never trust a man with overly large nostrils and Weiner's got them. What a hideous creature he is. What female would want that thing grunting and groaning on top of her is a mystery.

Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2011 04:58 PM (3TjSM)

71 I think Weiner's weener acted independently an accessed his twitter account and sent the picture. Weeners do that sometimes, take over total control.

Posted by: robtr at May 30, 2011 04:58 PM (MtwBb)

72 >>They're looking for a fall guy... "The Hacker" will end up being one of his friends... and he won't press charges...<<
That's the John Edwards method.

>>“This was a prank, and a silly one. I’m focused on my work.”<<
Sounds like something Bill Clinton would have said, no?

Posted by: SlaveDog at May 30, 2011 04:59 PM (PidTa)

73 "Against my gut instincts and my keen sense of justice, my counsel has advised me not to have the FBI pursue the matter further or press charges against those who hacked into my computer."

Posted by: dri at May 30, 2011 04:59 PM (4uWkx)

74
Anthony Wiener is now the face and the leader of the Democrat party.

Posted by: Soothie Sales at May 30, 2011 05:00 PM (El3KV)

75 69I love all the debunking and blaming Brietbart being done by DilyKOS, etc. There's one problem though. They all rely on the idea the pic is not Weiner and at no point has Weiner denied the pic is of him. he say's it doesn't belong to him and he didn't take it but he does not say it isn't him. Where did the hack3rs get his dic pic?
Posted by: Rocks at May 30, 2011 04:57 PM (th0op) I can debunk this ridickulous right-wing fabrication about Anthony's Weiner with a simple taste-test.

Posted by: Markos Moulitsas at May 30, 2011 05:00 PM (jld3c)

76 J.T. Marlin is seeinga huge near-term upsurge in thewhoopee cushion industry.

Posted by: Seth Davis at May 30, 2011 05:00 PM (QKKT0)

77 I never trust a man with overly large nostrils and Weiner's got them. What a hideous creature he is. What female would want that thing grunting and groaning on top of her is a mystery.
To say nothing of HenryWaxman (D - Nostrilla). I'll bet you can see his uvula through through those things.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 30, 2011 05:00 PM (d0Tfm)

78 I hope he tries that excuse. That would hurt him more than telling the
truth. In the mean time, did the Weiner Prankster also add a bunch of
sweet young thangs to his Twitter account?

That was my first thought, it's going to be claimed that it was some staffer tasked with posting to twitter who took it on himself to use twitter to pick up chicks by pretending to be the congressman.

Posted by: alexthechick at May 30, 2011 05:00 PM (sf+iw)

79 Has anybody checked to see if Fergie was one of the people following Weiner on Twitter?

Ecch, too old. Also too independently wealthy and experienced to be impressed by a weaselly homely pretty-in-his-own-way Congressman.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 30, 2011 05:01 PM (jPPat)

80 70I never trust a man with overly large nostrils and Weiner's got them. What a hideous creature he is. What female would want that thing grunting and groaning on top of her is a mystery.
Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2011 04:58 PM (3TjSM)I'll have you know I'm simply drowning in tail.

Posted by: Henry Waxman at May 30, 2011 05:02 PM (jld3c)

81 Yup, the spin from this, if it isn't pointed in the proper direction, will cause the Earth to pause in its rotation.
Brace yourself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 30, 2011 05:03 PM (d0Tfm)

82 Ace is going to be torn this afternoon: Continuing the on line saga of DICK TR*ace*Y, Undercover Blogger; or writing an alternative, full length screenplay for Hangover 2.

Posted by: USA at May 30, 2011 05:04 PM (YZISw)

83 Trying to intimidate people from digging into it or getting otherwise involved "unfavorably." He may be hoping to bury that USApatriot guy with legal bills and possibly freeze up some peaces of "Evidence."

Posted by: Shiggz at May 30, 2011 05:04 PM (mLAWK)

84 "Exactly. All passive voice."

Passive voice is a huge tip off that someone is avoiding responsibility. Tip to morons, judges hate it when someone testifies in passive voice in a courtroom. A friend of mine's son was arrested for a burglary. His testimony in court was along the lines of, "The burglary was committed....." The judge was pissed and hammered him, and the newspaper referred to the fact that his passive voice testimony did him in.

So, morons, if you ever get in front of a judge, don't say "The drunken, deviant behavior occurred..."

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2011 05:05 PM (j/5DA)

85 Heh, this makes it sound like his Twitter account itself is at fault.
If the Twitter don't fit 'er, you must acquit 'er!

Posted by: zombie jackie chiles, llb at May 30, 2011 05:05 PM (wPxqH)

86 It seems to me, and I'm not a super-dooper smart Noo Yawk Loy-ah like Weiner is, that the lawyer you call when you suspect you've been a victim of a federal crime would be the Attorney General.

But I don't have Weiner's awesome legal mind.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 30, 2011 05:05 PM (vdfwz)

87 I love all the debunking and blaming Brietbart being done by DilyKOS, etc.
That isn't fair! We also blame Ace, Bush, Cheney, Haliburton, Sarah Palin, conservative talk radio, Fox News and the Military - Industrial Complex!

Posted by: Kos Kids at May 30, 2011 05:05 PM (OWjjx)

88 To say nothing of HenryWaxman (D - Nostrilla). I'll bet you can see his uvula through through those things.
I can see Tony Weiners' peen from looking up your nostrils.

New Japanese movie: Nostrilla vs Weiner.

Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2011 05:07 PM (3TjSM)

89 Maybe I haven't been paying attention, but why exactlyis this a big deal?

Posted by: Jones at May 30, 2011 05:11 PM (8sCoq)

90 I remember it all very well lookin' back

It was the summer I turned eighteen

We lived in a one room, rundown shack

On the outskirts of New Orleans Seattle
We didn't have money for food or rent
To say the least we were hard pressed

Then Mama spent every last penny we had

To buy me a dancin' dress



Mama washed and combed and curled my hair

And she painted my eyes and lips then I stepped into

a satin'

dancin' dress that had a split on the side clean up

to my hip

It was red velvet trim and it fit me good

Standin' back from the lookin' glass

There stood a woman where a half grown kid

had stood



She said here's your one chance FANCYGennette Nicole Cordova don't let

me down

Here's your one chance FANCYGennette Nicole Cordova don't let me down



Mama dabbled a little bit of perfume on my neck

And she kissed my cheek

Then I saw the tears wellin' up in her troubled eys

When she started to speak

She looked at a pitiful shackAnd then she looked at me and took a ragged

breath

She said your Pa's run off and I'm real sick

And the baby's gonna starve to death



She handed me a heart shaped locket that said

To thine own self be true

And I shivered as I watched a roach crawl accross

The toe of my high heeled shoe

It sounded like somebody else that was talkin'

Askin' Mama what do I do

She said be nice to the gentlemen FANCYGennette Nicole Cordova
And they'll be nice to you

She said here's your one chance FANCYGennette Nicole Cordova don't let me down

Here's your one chance FANCYGennette Nicole Cordova don't let me downLord forgive me for what I do,

but if you want out

Well it's up to you

Now don't let me down you better start

movin' uptown



Well, that was the last time I saw my Ma

The night I left that rickety shack

The welfare people came and took the baby

Mama died and I ain't been back



But the wheels of fate had started to turn

And for me there was no way out

And it wasn't very long 'til I knew exactly

What my Mama'd been talkin' about



I knew what I had to do but I made myself this

solemn vowThat I's gonna be a lady someday

Though I didn't know when or how

I couldn't see spending the rest of my life

With my head hung down in shame you know

I might have been born just plain white trash

But FANCYGennette Nicole Cordova was my name



Here's your one chance FANCYGennette Nicole Cordova don't let me down

Here's your one chance FANCYGennette Nicole Cordova don't let me down



It wasn't long after that benevolent man

Took me off the street

And one week later I was pourin' his tea

In a five room hotel suite



I charmed a king, congressman

And an occasional aristocrat

Then I got me a Georgia mansion

In an elegant New York townhouse flat

And I ain't done bad



Now in this world there's a lot of self-righteous

hippocrates

That would call me bad

And criticize Mama for turning me out

No matter how little we had



But though I ain't had to worry 'bout nothin'

For nigh on fifteen years

I can still hear the desperation in my poor

Mama's voice ringin' in my ear



She said, here's your one chance Gennette Nicole Cordova don't let me down

Here's your one chance Gennette Nicole Cordova don't let me down

Lord, forgive me for what I do

But if you want out well it's up to you

Now don't let me down

You Mama's gonna help you uptown


Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 05:11 PM (le5qc)

91 There once was a congressman Weiner
to find his hacker he couldn't be keener
but we're blessed, of a sort,
'cause it's a pic of his shorts
at least he didn't have his cock in his hand or anything

Posted by: ignurnt at May 30, 2011 05:12 PM (B60j2)

92 Is it time to move now?

Posted by: George Soros at May 30, 2011 05:12 PM (fy8R6)

93
I demand that Anthony Wiener resign immediately.

Posted by: Soothie Sales at May 30, 2011 05:13 PM (El3KV)

94
Isn't he involved in legislation to protect campus students from sexual harassment and internet predators or something?





He was just doing research for that internet predator law.....honest.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 05:13 PM (9Lm5R)

95 BTW, can Congress investigate him? He is a member and his actions do bring dishonor to the other members.

Posted by: No Pun Intendeded at May 30, 2011 05:13 PM (fy8R6)

96 I am sure his wife knows the truth. She knows what underwear that weasel wears.

Posted by: gride at May 30, 2011 05:14 PM (7Iqhu)

97
Anthony Wiener, Rep from New York, belongs on the Sex Offenders list.

Posted by: Soothie Sales at May 30, 2011 05:14 PM (El3KV)

98 89
Maybe I haven't been paying attention, but why exactlyis this a big
deal?

Posted by: Jones at May 30, 2011 05:11 PM (8sCoq)
Jones...come on, wake up man.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at May 30, 2011 05:14 PM (Cwo/J)

99
Anthony Wiener is a sex offender and a pervert.

Posted by: Soothie Sales at May 30, 2011 05:14 PM (El3KV)

100 I still can't get over the fact there is a woman and not a man involved. Seriously, I've seen him in interviewsand he seemsvery effeminate. Guess you never can tell.

Posted by: lauren at May 30, 2011 05:15 PM (ibCFU)

101 Oh, c'mon. When I was parsing the word "is," I was pranking you. I mean, it was so obvious! May I leave the chair and have my law license back, please?

Posted by: Bill Clinton, Prankster at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (1yViP)

102
I am sure his wife knows the truth. She knows what underwear that weasel wears.





Betcha SHE purchased those grey boxer briefs for him.....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (9Lm5R)

103 All Jim Tressel did was buy some sweet rides for some playahs and BOOM there it is.
He shoulda sent them dick-pics instead.


Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 05:16 PM (le5qc)

104 Did you say you didn't want to be too "hard on" him?
Love it!

Posted by: Issaquark at May 30, 2011 05:18 PM (Xopqw)

105 Before the law gets too hot on his trail, Anthony will have to destroy all of his gay gray briefs and stock up on whitey tighties.

Posted by: Ronster at May 30, 2011 05:18 PM (ZgcMU)

106 She went to Wattsamatta U Whatcom Community College, not Comley.

Posted by: Chuckit at May 30, 2011 05:18 PM (pOmaC)

107
so Mike Mullen is retiring, eh?

who's the new Joint-Chief?

Some Obama closet-pickle-smoocher?

Posted by: Soothie Sales at May 30, 2011 05:19 PM (El3KV)

108
Who's the lucky barrister? I'm gonna LOL if they specialize in divorce work.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 05:19 PM (9Lm5R)

109 If ace wasn't such a stingy cockbite, we could use his time machine to settle this matter.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 05:20 PM (LAfcH)

110 On second thought, perhaps I'm being too Weiner Congressman hard on.

Ugh, what have I done with this weekend?

Posted by: Campbell at May 30, 2011 05:21 PM (1NwC7)

111 1. Post picture by mistake
2. Blame "hackers"
3. ???
4. Sue Breitbart!

Posted by: Weiner's Personal Underpants Gnome at May 30, 2011 05:21 PM (2jQGY)

112 Four years ago, a colleague at work sat me down and told me that my (now ex) husband was soliciting sex in a chat room.

I went home and told him that we had to go to the police because someone had stolen his identity to solicit sex.

He had to admit the truth then.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 30, 2011 05:23 PM (Y83DW)

113 The retainer's been paid and I'm on the job.

Posted by: Dick Tracer, Esq. at May 30, 2011 05:23 PM (QKKT0)

114 Hahaha. He's so completely fucked and he doesn't even know it. The lawyers are going to ask-rape him for mega dollars, telling him all kinds of bullshit, while the average/above average Twitter/photo sharing user/developer could tell him he's entirely full of shit and one quick subpoena to Twitter for the IP of the offending tweet will tell everyone all that needs to be known.

Some people are too fucking dumb to use computers.

If he's got any brains he'll resign now, for 'health reasons' or some such bullshit and save himself months of public/pubic humiliation.

Posted by: Downsized Upscale at May 30, 2011 05:24 PM (IhHdM)

115 "I'll have you know I'm simply drowning in tail.

Posted by: Henry Waxman at May 30, 2011 05:02 PM (jld3c)"

Hey, knock off the bestiality talk, Henry.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2011 05:24 PM (j/5DA)

116 71 "Weeners do that sometimes, take over total control."

That was my defense!!!

Posted by: Slick Willy at May 30, 2011 05:25 PM (FVhEi)

117 For this very reason, all my underwear read "Here There Be Dragon" across the front.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 05:25 PM (LAfcH)

118 .

The Lawyer he has hired has ONLY Anthony Weiner interests. This Lawyer will get the girls to sign affidavits and compromise them as witnesses. They will also provide PR advice, but in no way will they conduct an investigation.

Everyone knows the Obvious thing to do here is go to the FBI, but I think Weiner may have a problem there. His hired Lawyers will be in various cities getting the girls to sign those affidavits, that's probably why the Holiday Rush to this.

Let me ask, when Landreau in Louisianna said her phone system was tampered with - did she hire a Lawyer or a Legal team? Or did she contact the FBI and Justice?

.

Posted by: Tonya at May 30, 2011 05:26 PM (Xs7ye)

119 Hmmm, if I get robbed or asaulted, who should I call?
Hmmmm, I know this....
(and no, I wouldn't call Wyatt Earp cause I would wind up on his damn blog)

Posted by: Navy COP joe aka supercabbie!!! at May 30, 2011 05:26 PM (HdV6e)

120 Maybe Breitbart should just claim he did it afterall, then demand a criminal investigation!


Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2011 05:26 PM (KNy97)

121 but doesn't he owe it to the Comley Coed to bring the perpetrators of this 'prank' to justice for the anguish they've caused her?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Good punch line Drew. A Democratic elected official giving one iota of a care about the problems associated with the people they drag into their problems.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Yea, Bill Clinton showed a lot of concern over all of the staffers his little escaped caused. Sure they all had to go and hire lawyers but Bill showed his concern for them by setting up a defense fund.......for himself and Hillary.
Ted Kennedy established a trust for Mary Jo's family.....right?
Think Ted K and Chris Dodd gave a care about that poor waitress they sandwhiched?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Great joke Drew.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 30, 2011 05:26 PM (OWjjx)

122 Weiner needs to ask a lawyer "what...criminal actions should be taken." Really?

None, dumbass. That'll be $500.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 30, 2011 05:27 PM (/izg2)

123 "I did not have tweets with THAT woman"!

Posted by: prettypinkfluffypanties enjoying some clinton nostalgia at May 30, 2011 05:28 PM (uO1x1)

124 .
I need to reclaim my Personal life and get back to the Work of the People - and twittering about Hockey and My blender, and riding close on those Porn Stars.

I need to get back to writing Laws for the rest of you poor Saps to follow.


.

Posted by: Tonya at May 30, 2011 05:28 PM (Xs7ye)

125 tomorrow's headline...WEINER'S WILLIE WOOS WOULD-BE WORKING WOMEN!!!

Posted by: VARIETY! at May 30, 2011 05:29 PM (Cwo/J)

126
let me know when Wiener achieves "embattled Congressman" status...

Posted by: Soothie Sales at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (El3KV)

127 .
Who knew there was a Right-Wing Conspiracy in Weiner's shorts?




.

Posted by: Tonya at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (Xs7ye)

128 121

but doesn't he owe it to the Comley Coed to bring the
perpetrators of this 'prank' to justice for the anguish they've caused
her?

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Not so....didn't you notice her major?...Journalism. Hell...she should be thanking the little prick; this is a resume enhancer.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (Cwo/J)

129 OT, but still about douchebag Democrats: For all the draconian cuts Chris Christie has made to programs for the sainted women, minorities and children in favor of tax cuts for zillionaires, the NJEA sure does have a lot of money to blow on radio ads and billboards. Odd, that. I sure hope the poor teachers who were asking how they were supposed to live when the infinitesimal amount Christie was asking for came out of their paychecks aren't having to eat dog food so they fund can these ads.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 30, 2011 05:31 PM (agD4m)

130 To #89

In seriousness, even if you accept Weiner's explanation of what happened at face value (ridiculous as it may be) there is still a serious problem here.

Isn't this guy a sitting (or shall I say "standing up") US Congressman?

If his account were truly hacked, as he claims, there needs to be an investigation, not just for him, but to defend the integrity of his office.

Put differently, if Weiners private Twitter account is open to hackers, then what ELSE does he have access to that could be so compromised?

If I were a US Congressman, and someone posted a fake picture of my junk on the internet using my account, I'd be LIVID, and I've make sure, at the very least, that they were read the riot act.


Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2011 05:32 PM (KNy97)

131 117
For this very reason, all my underwear read "Here There Be Dragon" across the front.

for this very reason I always go commando

Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 05:32 PM (le5qc)

132 .

 Can we get a comment from Reverend Wright please?



It would make my cook-out complete.

.

Posted by: Tonya at May 30, 2011 05:33 PM (Xs7ye)

133 Oh, we should definitely presume Weiner's innocence in the absence of further proof...but, yeah, *guilty.*

Posted by: Steve the Pirate at May 30, 2011 05:34 PM (B0893)

134 This crime will be settled Tuesday morning.
All of the lowly male staffers and interns will be gathered into Congressman Weiner's office, draw straws, and the short straw will be forced to admit he sent the photo without the knowledge and approval of Congressman Weiner and that he has immediately resigned. And he will apologize to Weiner for the harm he caused him.
Then, 6 months later, he gets a new job at a Soros Funded Think Tank.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at May 30, 2011 05:35 PM (OWjjx)

135 Obviously, Congressman Weiner thinks two heads are better than one.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2011 05:35 PM (wPxqH)

136 Gateway Pundit has a lot of picks of his tweety friends. I'm sure they are all over 18 right? And he didn't contact them when they were under 18 right?

Posted by: curious at May 30, 2011 05:35 PM (k1rwm)

137 heads up, "CNN has exclusive new footage of them talking with him, coming up next"

Posted by: curious at May 30, 2011 05:36 PM (k1rwm)

138 "CNN has exclusive new footage of them talking with him, coming up next"
So, Congressman, how are you surviving the fact that a tea bagging right wing extremist hacked your Twitter account?

Posted by: First Question Anderson Cooper will ask at May 30, 2011 05:37 PM (OWjjx)

139 #69

Timely choice of post numbers.
I think its probably impossible to prove who owns the dick in question.


Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2011 05:38 PM (KNy97)

140 "CNN has exclusive new footage of them talking with him, coming up next"
I think the extent that the right wing will go to embarress a solid Progressive like Anthony Weiner is horrible - don't you agree Congressman?

Posted by: First Question Joy Behar will ask at May 30, 2011 05:38 PM (OWjjx)

141 58
Again, if his name wasn't 'Weiner', no one would care much about this story.
Posted by: Joejm65 at May 30, 2011 04:52 PM (BDB5n)

Chris Lee was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 05:39 PM (6IReR)

142 "CNN has exclusive new footage of them talking with him, coming up next"
Congressman, if it were possible for a man to carry give birth to an unborn child - would you be the father of the child that I would gladly carry for you?

Posted by: First Question Wolf Blitzer ill ask at May 30, 2011 05:40 PM (OWjjx)

143
Tony Weiner the Congressman? Yeah, he rode dirty with me.

Posted by: Jenna Jameson at May 30, 2011 05:40 PM (cwFVA)

144 131 117 For this very reason, all my underwear read "Here There Be Dragon" across the front.for this very reason I always go commando
Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 05:32 PM (le5qc)
Ironic "Home of the Whopper" BK logo-ed underwear.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2011 05:41 PM (XBM1t)

145 Since there was an apparent compromise of a "sitting" House members personal computer system, is there a mechanism for a House-based security investigation?



Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2011 05:41 PM (KNy97)

146 "CNN has exclusive new footage of them talking with him, coming up next"
Why did you make me leave the Early Bird Special at Golden Corral to come in here and talk about pictures of a man penis?
And you, punk, get off my lawn!

Posted by: First Question Jack Cafferty will ask at May 30, 2011 05:41 PM (OWjjx)

147 So, curious, which one of those girls is you?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 05:42 PM (OW0nw)

148 If Weiner's Twitter account really was hacked, and the perp ID'ed and charged with a crime, won't the prosecutors have to produce actual forensic evidence that the account WAS actually messed with ? Like inserted code and images NOT put up by Weiner? With time/datestamp info? Would Twitter cache that info?

And, does anyone know if Weiner's tearing down the account would obliterate that kind of evidence?

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 30, 2011 05:42 PM (FVhEi)

149 Ace Ryan:
I didn't sign up for this. This is someone's bullshit political agenda. Who authorized this? Pelosi?



Daily Kos: Pelosi couldn't tie her own shoes without permission.



Ace Ryan:
If I go down you're coming with me.



Daily Kos:
Wrong again. I have an *autographed get-out-of-jail-free card*! "The
President of the United States authorizes Asshole Congressman Anthony Weiner to conduct 'Operation Reciprocity' including all necessary
funding and support. This action is deemed important to the national
security of the United States etcetera, etcetera, etcetera." You don't
*have* one of these, do you Ace?


[as Ace walks away]
Daily Kos:
Gray! The world is gray, Ace!

Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 05:43 PM (le5qc)

150 "close-up shot of a man’s underwear"

That's a very delicate way to put it. It was actually a close-up shot of a man's penis or crotch clothed in underwear.

After all, tho, we are talking about a leading Dem so we must be delicate!

Posted by: PJ at May 30, 2011 05:43 PM (tybhV)

151 "CNN has exclusive new footage of them talking with him, coming up next"
""Mmmphhh, mmmm, smack, Oooohhhhh, mmmph, slurp."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 30, 2011 05:45 PM (d0Tfm)

152 Chris Lee was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 05:39 PM (6IReR) >>>>>>>>>>See? Chris Lee. Bleh. Anthony Weiner? A pic of Weiner's weiner? Weiner, Weiner, Weiner. Anyonewho's incredibly immature, like me, wants this story to last for ever. Weiner.

Posted by: joejm65 at May 30, 2011 05:45 PM (BDB5n)

153 "...does anyone know if Weiner's tearing down the account would obliterate that kind of evidence?"

Most likely not--Twitter would still have the "deleted" stuff on its servers at least for a while--but it would still be at least Attempted Tampering With Evidence if he knew it was evidence of a crime and tried to fuck with it.

Posted by: Dave J. at May 30, 2011 05:45 PM (PCfrN)

154 If I am not mistaken Congress is run by pubbies. Wonder if Wiener used a Govt BB to transmit his staff?

Posted by: Concerned Citizen at May 30, 2011 05:45 PM (fy8R6)

155 Weiner, Weiner, Weiner. Anyonewho's incredibly immature, like me, wants this story to last for ever. Weiner.
If your story last for more than 4 hours, you should call a doctor.

Posted by: Erectile Dysfunction Legal Disclaimer at May 30, 2011 05:47 PM (OWjjx)

156


Weiner 's congressional staff :
Let me make this very clear: this is your deal, not mine, so unless I
have written authorization, this whole thing is over before it starts
because I'm not going to be the only one left without a chair when the
music stops.

Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 05:47 PM (le5qc)

157

It was actually a close-up shot of a man's penis little boys pee-pee or crotch clothed in underwear.

After all, tho, we are talking about a leading Dem so we must be delicate!


Posted by: PJ at May 30, 2011 05:43 PM (tybhV)

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 30, 2011 05:47 PM (cwFVA)

158
If your story last for more than 4 hours, you should call a doctor. Posted by: Erectile Dysfunction Legal Disclaimer at May 30, 2011 05:47 PM (OWjjx) >>>>>>>>>>If it lasts for more than 4 hours, I'm taking a picture of it and posting it on my twitter account. But, I'll run for Congress first. Weiner.

Posted by: joejm65 at May 30, 2011 05:48 PM (BDB5n)

159 147
So, curious, which one of those girls is you?

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 30, 2011 05:42 PM (OW0nw)
aw come on Jeff, give me a little credit for having some taste and standards.

Posted by: curious at May 30, 2011 05:48 PM (k1rwm)

160 You took an oath, if you recall, when you first came to work for me. And
I don't mean to the National Security Advisor of the United States, I
mean to his boss... and I don't mean the President. You gave your word
to his boss: you gave your word to the people of the United States. Your
word is who you are.

Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 05:48 PM (le5qc)

161

Winning!

Weinering!

Posted by: Charlie Sheen, Whore Monger at May 30, 2011 05:49 PM (cwFVA)

162 aw come on Jeff, give me a little credit for having some taste and standards.
Posted by: curious at May 30, 2011 05:48 PM (k1rwm) >>>>>>>>>>>>>You're posting on AOSHQ. And we have to assume taste and standards?? :-)

Posted by: joejm65 at May 30, 2011 05:50 PM (BDB5n)

163 Breitbart:
You're going to jail, pal!



Weiner:
[seeing Breitbart holding a piece of paper] What is that? What is it you *think* you have there ?
Breitbart :
You broke the law.



Weiner:
You are *such* a Boy Scout! You see everything in black and white!



Breitbart :
No, no, no! Not black and white Weiner, *right* and *wrong*!

Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 05:51 PM (le5qc)

164
if the hacker got Weiner's personal info, he may
have his address. In that case, he might perpetrate a home invasion
and slaughter Weiner's family. Something called a "wrongful death"
lawsuit can remedy that.


Posted by: Average Joe at May 30, 2011 04:35 PM

Aaaaand, Average Joe pays off.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 05:52 PM (+/eKV)

165 I've also just bought quite a few new pairs of white briefs. Not at all like my old gray jockeys.

Posted by: WIENERING! at May 30, 2011 05:53 PM (FcR7P)

166
btw, which high-priced New Yawk attorneys were in the office today? This was a 911 call.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 05:53 PM (+/eKV)

167 aw come on Jeff, give me a little credit for having some taste and standards

Heh. He is.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 30, 2011 05:54 PM (agD4m)

168 #52, 134

Problem with finding a "fall guy" is that the ones stupid enough to take the job usually aren't good enough liars to pull it off.

I can't imagine why anyone would give their personal social medial acct passwords to some third part (let alone a Congressman), but if Weiner actually had done that, he'd have to know instantly who did it.

By extension, if this were truly a "prank", then Weiner would have to know instantly who was responsible, and there would be NO reason for Weiner to protect that individual. He wouldn't necessarily have to press criminal charges, but he would have the guy fired on the spot, and there would be no reason to try and protect his identity.

I think Weiner's main goal here is to prevent any kind of independent or (worse) police investigation into this incident, because I think it probably wouldn't be too difficult to prove conclusively what happened here.

Again, I wonder if there is some mechanism for a Congressional House investigation into this serious security breach of a sitting member's personal social media account.


Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2011 05:54 PM (KNy97)

169 153
"...does anyone know if Weiner's tearing down the account would obliterate that kind of evidence?"

Most
likely not--Twitter would still have the "deleted" stuff on its servers
at least for a while--but it would still be at least Attempted
Tampering With Evidence if he knew it was evidence of a crime and tried
to fuck with it.

--

If Twitter has the evidence , and if Weiner was the one who put the photo up, then I imagine their IT guys will be under a lot of pressure to "lose" that data. OTOH, if no criminal charges are filed, an ...enterprising Twitter IT guy might sell such info to the highest bidder some time down the road. In fact, were I such a Twitter IT guy, I might have already copied the evidence onto a flashdrive.

A delicious opportunity for blackmail.

Posted by: Jim Sonweed at May 30, 2011 05:55 PM (FVhEi)

170 #168 What if it were Jon Stewart?

*contorts face, rests chin on hand, and says "Hmmmmmm?"*

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (agD4m)

171
Rep. Weiner statement just in: " On Friday evening I
was informed by members of the intelligence committee that Twitter
became self aware and hacked into my account. This should clear up any
questions."


Posted by: mpfs at May 30, 2011 04:53 PM

If this is the Singularity, I'll be in my cave.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (+/eKV)

172 And, does anyone know if Weiner's tearing down the account would obliterate that kind of evidence?

No, but I'm sure some helpful Twit (as I imagine the employees are called) at Twitter has taken the extra steps necessary.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2011 05:56 PM (FcR7P)

173 Yep, the fucker's guilty as hell, but those high priced lawyers know just what to do to get his ass out of it. Just another reason why I hate those pricks in DC.

Posted by: Steph at May 30, 2011 05:57 PM (AkdC5)

174 standards? this is AoSHQ right?

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 05:59 PM (6IReR)

175 Here, use mine.

Posted by: Brett Favre at May 30, 2011 06:00 PM (x3YFz)

176 .
Seriously, Isn't the Right Wing conspiracy thing - and I have to go back to work for the American People getting a litle Old and ridiculous?

Considering it was a Lie the first time.




.

Posted by: Tonya at May 30, 2011 06:00 PM (Xs7ye)

177 Will Weiner end up on CNN with his own talk show?

Will Joy Behar be his co-host?

The Joy and Tony Hour. The Tony and Joy Hour. Joy and Weenie. Weenie Joy. Joyless Dickery.

God, I'm exhausted.

Maybe Katie. Cou-Rick-a-Dick. Let's go with it. Get what's his name, you know, to write the music for the lead-in.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 06:02 PM (4sQwu)

178 The music. Kanye.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 06:03 PM (4sQwu)

179 So, morons, if you ever get in front of a judge, don't say "The drunken, deviant behavior occurred..."
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 30, 2011 05:05 PM (j/5DA)
So what am I supposed to say??? "I did the drunken deviant behavior?" What is this? The honesty is the best policy? Throw myself on the mercy of the courts policy?
Hell, I'll just stick with my tried and true courtroom defense...
"Do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth?"
"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!!!"

Posted by: ed at May 30, 2011 06:04 PM (Y2WVW)

180 Can't wait until Megyn Kelly comes back from maternity leave and gives this wimpy weiner a verbal beat-down the likes of which we've never seen.

Posted by: Jim_from_NJ at May 30, 2011 06:04 PM (WV8m9)

181 "Would Twitter cache that info?"

I don't know about policy WRT actual "caching" of data, but server logs will record and timestamp (usually) the request of every. single. file. made from a client - even requests that the Twitter server cannot serve (like a file it doesn't have).

Server logs are stored and typically archived for several months if not indefinitely depending on the resources of the business.

So all of these servers (from Twitter to Facebook to yFrog) will have logs of forensic evidence. There may even be third party proxies that have some records. Date, time, file size, IP, client, and more will be recorded and stored.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 30, 2011 06:04 PM (1yViP)

182 Celeb guest for the debut show: Jon Stewart.

All be talkin so fast, you head will spin.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 06:04 PM (4sQwu)

183 For me, it's always gonna be the 2011 Memorial Day WeinerGate™Weekend.

God bless us everyone.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at May 30, 2011 06:08 PM (/BUPU)

184 176
.


Seriously, Isn't the Right Wing conspiracy thing - and I have to go
back to work for the American People getting a litle Old and ridiculous?





Considering it was a Lie the first time.














.

Posted by: Tonya at May 30, 2011 06:00 PM (Xs7ye)
As long as hippies and idiots continue to buy it, they'll continue to sell it. Did you know Barak Obama's home in Chicago (which a federal (D) judge owns) has 6 different PIN numbers in 6 years? Did you know that that's real estate fraud? 1 PIN per property per FOREVER is the law. Huh. Who'da thunk? I say that only to illustrate the shit the D's get away with an no one says a thing. Nope. Nothing.

Posted by: Brett Favre at May 30, 2011 06:10 PM (x3YFz)

185 I've never monitored a Twitter feed with such bated breath.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at May 30, 2011 06:10 PM (/BUPU)

186 The comments at Polotico are unbelievable. Aside from a few conservative morons (posters here, good people), the comments reek of right-wing conspiracy and set-up kinda stuff. So sad. One even wrote that Weiner probably didn't call the cops because....why ruin some schmucks like over a prank? It's not like anyone got scarred for life. Or something.

Posted by: joejm65 at May 30, 2011 06:10 PM (BDB5n)

187 180
Can't wait until Megyn Kelly comes back from maternity leave and gives
this wimpy weiner a verbal beat-down the likes of which we've never
seen.

Posted by: Jim_from_NJ at May 30, 2011 06:04 PM (WV8m9)
...wimpy weiner?...we LOVE it!!!...Wednesday's headline...WIMPY WEINER WAGES WIENER WAR!!!

Posted by: VARIETY! at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (Cwo/J)

188 I've been socked!

Posted by: sock muppet at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (x3YFz)

189 I know absolutely nothing about Twitter, and I fully intend to keep it that way.

Posted by: Bugler at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (VXBR1)

190
Let's not forget that the hacker may now possess
sensitive national security information and access to nuclear weapons.
A good Prank Lawyer can negotiate a mutually acceptable agreement for
their return.
Posted by: Average Joe at May 30, 2011 04:42 PM

Average Joe is amusing me today. At least one of us must have been hitting the Valu-rite.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 06:13 PM (+/eKV)

191 180
Can't wait until Megyn Kelly comes back from maternity leave and gives
this wimpy weiner a verbal beat-down the likes of which we've never
seen.

Posted by: Jim_from_NJ at May 30, 2011 06:04 PM (WV8m9)
Megyn Kelly can't stay un-knocked-up for more than about 3 hours. Hat tip to her husband. She's scary hot and scary smart. It's not unthinkable that every night she comes home from work she has to play "run from the penis."

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:14 PM (x3YFz)

192 There is no way to decide this unless Weiner shows us his weiner for comparison. SHOW US THE WEINER, SHOW US THE WEINER!

Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2011 06:15 PM (rBs+N)

193 189
I know absolutely nothing about Twitter, and I fully intend to keep it that way.

Posted by: Bugler at May 30, 2011 06:11 PM (VXBR1)
Yup. I have a timed padlock on my blog.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:15 PM (x3YFz)

194 Lee Stranahan (the guy who is/was a lib, but reports truthfully) is picking up Ace's slack. Giving libs hell about covering for teh weiner. heh
http://tiny.cc/qqxdk

Posted by: Steph at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (AkdC5)

195 Hello, I don't normally post on political blogs but I saw this website mentioned in a story.

I’m a democrat and am very concerned by this. My business partners and I
rely on Twitter and Facebook for our business. We are financially bound
to Twitters success. I NEED to know that Twitter is beefing up security
and prosecuting the people responsible for this hacking. This is a
criminal act. If some ‘right wing jokester’ can just hack a sitting
congressman’s account, I need to re-think my current arrangement with
Twitter.

I’m calling on Twitter to prosecute the hacker and re-assure
the public by introducing major new security schemes for their service.
This is very serious. Hacking a Congressman’s account can be a threat to
national security as he has top secret security clearance. This breach should get the attention of anyone who uses twitter. Despite its name, Twitter is not a toy

Posted by: Dr. Rosenberg at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (/geHL)

196 the irony in this is so overwhelming.. "weiner"... for Pete's sate (not Peter's sake lol)...

One of those "you can't make this shit up" weeks.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:17 PM (x3YFz)

197 He is so full of shit.

Posted by: Jumbo Jogging Shrimp at May 30, 2011 06:17 PM (qjUnn)

198
I've never monitored a Twitter feed with such bated breath.




Some Listerine will take care of that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (9Lm5R)

199 This is why I don't twitter.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (aaYx7)

200 SHOW US THE WEINER, SHOW US THE WEINER!
Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2011 06:15 PM (rBs+N)
Nooooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Steph at May 30, 2011 06:18 PM (AkdC5)

201 195
Hello, I don't normally post on political blogs but I saw this website mentioned in a story.

I’m a democrat and am very concerned by this. My business partners and I
rely on Twitter and Facebook for our business. We are financially bound
to Twitters success. I NEED to know that Twitter is beefing up security
and prosecuting the people responsible for this hacking. This is a
criminal act. If some ‘right wing jokester’ can just hack a sitting
congressman’s account, I need to re-think my current arrangement with
Twitter.

I’m calling on Twitter to prosecute the hacker and
re-assure
the public by introducing major new security schemes for their service.
This is very serious. Hacking a Congressman’s account can be a threat to
national security as he has top secret security clearance. This breach
should get the attention of anyone who uses twitter. Despite its name,
Twitter is not a toy


Posted by: Dr. Rosenberg at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (/geHL)
Here, have a drink. Want some bacon? We love new folks!

Can I sniff your knees? No! It's not odd, we all do that here.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:19 PM (x3YFz)

202 There are 2 bits of important info here:

1) At no point does Weiner explicitly state that is not his wiener. He states the pic doesn't belong to him and he didn't take it but NOT that it isn't him.

2) The Daily caller piece says this
Weiner’s office did not answer specific questions about the photograph,
whether he has contacted authorities or the Seattle woman who received
the photograph. He has said that his Facebook was hacked and if his
Twitter had the same password, that too could be vulnerable.

Both denying the pic was him and stating his passwords were the same would go along way towards proving a hack. Why doesn't Weiner do this simple thing?


Posted by: Rocks at May 30, 2011 06:19 PM (th0op)

203 Just an observation by a Stupid HouseCat, but it will be interesting to see if Ms. Huma uses the evidence to demolish the Pre-Nup...

Posted by: Sox at May 30, 2011 06:19 PM (IR0R1)

204 Twitter is not a toy

Oh fer fucks sake.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 30, 2011 06:20 PM (H+LJc)

205 Heh, good work Dr.

Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 06:20 PM (H3ujh)

206 195
Hello, I don't normally post on political blogs but I saw this website mentioned in a story.

I’m calling on Twitter to prosecute the hacker and
re-assure
the public by introducing major new security schemes for their service.
This is very serious. Hacking a Congressman’s account can be a threat to
national security as he has top secret security clearance. This breach
should get the attention of anyone who uses twitter. Despite its name,
Twitter is not a toy


Posted by: Dr. Rosenberg at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (/geHL)
If I were in the "personal pleaseure <french devices" business I'd so make a twitter weiner.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:20 PM (x3YFz)

207
I finally read the full story. Weiner has already built his exit-ramp:

“At a time when the GOP is playing games with the debt limit, a member
of the Supreme Court is refusing to recuse himself from matters he has a
financial interest in, and middle class incomes are stagnant, many want
to change the subject. I don’t,” Weiner said in an email to TheDC.
“This was a prank, and a silly one. I’m focused on my work.”

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 06:21 PM (+/eKV)

208 And by "work" I mean sending out pictures of Mr Happy to my groupies.

Posted by: Anthony the Weiner at May 30, 2011 06:22 PM (aaYx7)

209 a member
of the Supreme Court is refusing to recuse himself from matters he has a
financial interest in, and

Funny how he's worried about a male member of the SCOTUS, rather than our lady judge with the Obamacare conflict of interest.

Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2011 06:23 PM (pW2o8)

210 206If I were in the "personal pleaseure <french devices" business I'd so make a twitter weiner.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:20 PM (x3YFz)
And to all you monors that work in porn shops (you know there's a ton of you): copy write this immediately. Winning Lottery Ticket.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:24 PM (x3YFz)

211
Dr Rosenberg, it's come to our attention that you have exceeded the allowable number of amputations during this quarter. Therefore, no further surgical procedures will be reimbursed to your account, and it's frozen for three months. Failure to heed this warning will result in your medical license suspended for one year.

The Committee

Posted by: Henerietta Fishbaum, General Council for The People's Cost Containment Czar at May 30, 2011 06:24 PM (cwFVA)

212 So...

Now we're going to have Boner suepenile Weiner's tweets to the House floor live on C-SPAN?

Posted by: Al at May 30, 2011 06:24 PM (MzQOZ)

213 #195 I’m calling on Twitter to prosecute the hacker and re-assure
the public by introducing major new security schemes for their service.
This is very serious. Hacking a Congressman’s account can be a threat to
national security as he has top secret security clearance. This breach
should get the attention of anyone who uses twitter. Despite its name,
Twitter is not a toy
=======

ROFLMAO!

Twitter can do a lot of things, but one thing that might be REALLY damaging to its business model is preventing its members from posting "tweets" from their own accounts!

Anyway, I share your concern about the dangers of hacking sitting Congressman's private media accounts, and I *ALSO* think there should be a full criminal investigation.

But oddly enough, Congressman Weiner doesn't seem to think so.

Have you considered why not?


Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2011 06:24 PM (KNy97)

214 er... copyright

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:25 PM (x3YFz)

215 And that's -free-?!?

Posted by: Al at May 30, 2011 06:25 PM (MzQOZ)

216 195Hello, I don't normally post on political blogs but I saw this website mentioned in a story.

I’m a democrat and am very concerned by this. My business partners and I rely on Twitter and Facebook for our business. We are financially bound to Twitters success. I NEED to know that Twitter is beefing up security and prosecuting the people responsible for this hacking. This is a criminal act. If some ‘right wing jokester’ can just hack a sitting congressman’s account, I need to re-think my current arrangement with Twitter.

I’m calling on Twitter to prosecute the hacker and re-assure the public by introducing major new security schemes for their service. This is very serious. Hacking a Congressman’s account can be a threat to national security as he has top secret security clearance. This breach should get the attention of anyone who uses twitter. Despite its name, Twitter is not a toy
Posted by: Dr. Rosenberg at May 30, 2011 06:16 PM (/geHL) >>>>>>>>>>You're a Democrat, and you're worried about your business because of twitter? I'm worried about your business because our President is a socialist. Oh, and a right-wing jokester didn't hack the account. No one hacked the account. Rep. Weiner (Weiner, Weiner, Weiner) is lying. You'll be fine.

Posted by: joejm65 at May 30, 2011 06:25 PM (BDB5n)

217
Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2011 06:23 PM (pW2o

Heh. I see what you did there.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 30, 2011 06:26 PM (/izg2)

218 Really...REALLY? Isn't this about as close to doubling down as the good congressman can get? I mean, doesn't this type of statement just draw out the story and insure it has more legs?

If you did it, you already know you did it, you already know how this will end, so fire up the mics and cameras, read your carefully crafted meaculpa and get on with it. You'd likely survive politically (although I see some hefty alimony and maintenance payments in your near future).

If you didn't do it and were hacked, then as others have pointed out, the "what to do steps" should already be lined out for you. You are a sitting congressman. I'm sure there are protocols for the handling of sitting congressmen having sensitive information stolen or hacked. Pretty sure you won't have any decisions to make, as national security concerns would dictate those decisions are pre-determined for you.



Posted by: The Hammer at May 30, 2011 06:26 PM (32ubA)

219 If some ‘right wing jokester’ can just hack a sitting
congressman’s account, I need to re-think my current arrangement with
Twitter.

If you really believe that some ‘right wing jokester’ hacked this congressman's account, I not only have some ocean-front property for sale here in Pennsylvania I know you'll love, but a suggestion that perhaps little green fecesballs is the blog for you. You'll fit right in with Charles' six other posters.

This is nothing more then the usual case of someone with an ego larger then their brain thinking they are smarter then the rest of the world and can do whatever they want to you, me, or anyone else without repercussions.

I say take him down.

Posted by: Downsized Upscale at May 30, 2011 06:26 PM (IhHdM)

220 Now now people, nothing wrong with a married man sending junk pics to barely street legal girls. Twitter is all the rage among the young. You wingnuts need to keep up with technology.

Posted by: Anthony the Weiner at May 30, 2011 06:27 PM (aaYx7)

221 A secret security blog is reporting the whacker hacker has sold the secret manufacturing process for the impenetrable Gray Cotton fabric seen in the photo that was hidden in the Congressman's Facebook account.
The good Doctor is right. This an attack on us all!

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 30, 2011 06:27 PM (H+LJc)

222 Or, of course, there was no hacker and Weiner twittered his weiner. Don't get a head of yourself doctor.

Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2011 06:27 PM (rBs+N)

223 ...And UncleFacts, we have gone from to Summoning Meteors, to Confusing Cats, to a Freakin' Luxury Yatchet? ReallY?? Next thing ya know, WereWolves won't be Drinkin' PinaColadas' at TraderVic's anymore... >o_O<

*** Goes back to Huffin' CutRate CatNip from Irreputable Dealers at the Tropic of Capricorn ***

Posted by: Sox at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (IR0R1)

224 I'm pretty sure it's a fake identity, though it'd probably work better at neutral/lib sites where people might read it and be motivated to change their minds. We're all dedicated to investigating weiner(not literally...)


Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (H3ujh)

225 211

Dr Rosenberg, it's come to our attention that you have exceeded the
allowable number of amputations during this quarter. Therefore, no
further surgical procedures will be reimbursed to your account, and it's
frozen for three months. Failure to heed this warning will result in
your medical license suspended for one year.

The Committee


Posted by: Henerietta Fishbaum, General Council for The People's Cost Containment Czar at May 30, 2011 06:24 PM (cwFVA)
My guess is the good "doctor" has a PhD in Women's Studies or perhaps Interpretive Dance with a focus in small furry creature. I doubt that PhD is in anything useful. I'm gonna summon Johnny Carson (a.k.a. Carac the Magnificent here) and posit that she has more than 1 healing crystal in her home.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (x3YFz)

226 Silly Weiner, this story isn't going away just because he came up with the lame excuse that he was hacked.

I hope some pressure can be applied to Twitter and Yfrog regard their lack of security that allowed a hacker to hack into a Congressman's personal accounts. Perhaps an email campaign to Twitter and Yfrog so they can clear this whole thing up for us.

Posted by: Pirate of the Perineum at May 30, 2011 06:29 PM (6yMUJ)

227
I just can't imagine doing Tony Weiner. It was bad enough fucking Eliot Spitzer, but a girl must draw the line somewhere, and that line is Weiner and his wiener.

Posted by: Ashley Dupre at May 30, 2011 06:29 PM (cwFVA)

228 Interesting, I guess the death panels plan to communicate via twitter?

Posted by: dagny at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (rBs+N)

229 And secondly, doesn't the writer of this article really bend themselves into a pretzel with " his official Twitter account posted a picture". I didn't know "account(s)" could "post pictures"?

Doesn't a person post the pictures? Anything to avoid suggesting the good congressman had anything to do with it.

Posted by: The Hammer at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (32ubA)

230 I have my master's degree... can I insist everyone refer to me as master? Please? Yes, especially you white folk.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:30 PM (x3YFz)

231 When most guys refer to their junk as "Little ____", it's just a joke...

Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 06:31 PM (H3ujh)

232 226Silly Weiner, this story isn't going away just because he came up with the lame excuse that he was hacked.

I hope some pressure can be applied to Twitter and Yfrog regard their lack of security that allowed a hacker to hack into a Congressman's personal accounts. Perhaps an email campaign to Twitter and Yfrog so they can clear this whole thing up for us.
Posted by: Pirate of the Perineum at May 30, 2011 06:29 PM (6yMUJ) >>>>>Can't assume Twitter would be at fault if a hack had occured (which it didn't). If Weiner-man used a lame, easily-guessable password, that's not Twitters' fault.

Posted by: joejm65 at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (BDB5n)

233 Geez. If Weiner was the innocent party, he would be screaming for justice to be done. Instead he sends out myridom of lawyers.He is the guiltyparty, guilty of sending what was supposed to be a DM to all on his Twitter feed and then compounding a mere goof into serious crimes of omission on his part. He has proven himself unworthy of the trust his voters have placed in him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (P66gJ)

234 ...sigh... come back doc. we get so few trolls here. most don't survive the first few punches.

It's like watching Mike Tyson in his prim vs Justin Beiber. Fun for about 2 seconds then just sad.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:33 PM (x3YFz)

235 What's gonna really bite is Weiner Co. will pick some name out of the phone book and bury some poor fucker in paper.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 30, 2011 06:33 PM (H+LJc)

236 “This was a prank. We are loath to treat it as more, but we are relying on professional advice.”


When you think about it, this kind of response is perfectly in character for Weiner.

He's a thick-skinned, easy-going, live and let live kinda guy...

Not petty or vindictive at all..

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 06:35 PM (mVDI9)

237 If I was the victim of a crime, why would I need to lawyer up?

(Oh and I think some people here got 'concern-trolled' by Dr Rosenberg. Just putting that out there.)

Posted by: No need to thank me- I enjoy being helpful at May 30, 2011 06:35 PM (oxlUW)

238 He has proven himself unworthy of the trust his voters have placed in him.Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 06:32 PM (P66gJ) >>>>>>>>>>His voters are NYC liberals. They're probably leaving their Memorial Day picnics early so they can go home, photograph their genitalia, and tweet the pics to their friends before work starts on Tuesday. We think of Weiner and say 'sick bastard'. They look at him and say 'trend setter'.

Posted by: joejm65 at May 30, 2011 06:35 PM (BDB5n)

239
The behavior of the right wing media has been despicable. My husband didn't send that photo, and I can verify that the size of the penis is that photo is substantially larger than Tony's penis. I have known that penis, and enjoyed that penis since day one. I also have a Pink Pocket Rocket for special occasions.

Posted by: Huma Weiner at May 30, 2011 06:35 PM (cwFVA)

240 And thirdly, if they have retained counsel, is it public counsel, paid for by tax-payers? Private counsel paid for by the Weiner family? If it is publicly paid counsel, doesn't Congressman Weiner have a responsibility to answer questions immediately and assure tax-payers there was not a further breach of his security?

If it's being paid for with his own money, why? If his account was hacked, wouldn't a sitting congressman have access to attorneys on our dime?


Posted by: The Hammer at May 30, 2011 06:36 PM (32ubA)

241 54 Isn't he involved in legislation to protect campus students from sexual harassment and internet predators or something?

I think that was all about eliminating the competition. When asking a girl out on a date is defined as harassment, then only protected congressional predators men are available.

Posted by: snookered at May 30, 2011 06:36 PM (jchJh)

242 #224
Of course, its a VERY clever satire.

Unfortunately, "Twitter" isn't going to conduct an investigation here, and for any number of reasons, not the least of which is that Congressman Weiner pretty obviously doesn't want one.

If he did, he'd be openly calling for one, instead of issuing terse legalistic statements though a lawyer about "exploring options" yadda yadda.

Imagine a:
"Some third party hacked into my Twitter account and posted this lewd picture; That picture isn't me, I don't know where it came from, and I didn't post it. I am currently working with authorities to find out, and can't discuss more about this incident at this time.

vs. b:
“We’ve retained counsel to explore the proper next steps and to advise
us on what civil or criminal actions should be taken,” Weiner spokesman
Dave Arnold said in an email. “This was a prank. We are loath to treat
it as more, but we are relying on professional advice.”




I don't know who it was, but I'm working with authorities to find out"

Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2011 06:36 PM (KNy97)

243 June 2012: Weinergeddon, Baby!

Posted by: CoolCzech at May 30, 2011 06:37 PM (kUaEF)

244 My advice: just say it was a sausage and argue about what the definition of a "wiener" is, Weiner.

Posted by: bill clinton at May 30, 2011 06:37 PM (x3YFz)

245 234
...sigh... come back doc. we get so few trolls here. most don't survive the first few punches.It's like watching Mike Tyson in his prim vs Justin Beiber. Fun for about 2 seconds then just sad.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:33 PM (x3YFz)

This is where you and I differ. It's fun for me for months.

In fact, I still regret the banning of trolls that occurred over two years ago. I'm not kidding.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 06:37 PM (mVDI9)

246 Thing is, he LIKELY did nothing illegal. Corrupt and sick? Sure. But not a crime.

If it comes out that he's been lying, it's a much bigger hit to him than if he just admits it. And I think it looks worse because he's trolling online for sex, something about the optics there make you look like a creepy old man. At least Clinton got some appreciation for having some "playa" skills, there's none of that here.

I'm still sickened by 50 year old congressmen pursuing sexual relationships with barely legal school girls. Mostly because of the power angle, it's an elite using his power and influence to take advantage of naive young girls.

And fuck "allegedly", we all know the deal. This is now a known fact on the right. Most of us probably even think he's into girls UNDER 18...


Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 06:38 PM (H3ujh)

247 The whole best part of all of this is I FUCKING HATE ANTHONY (ASSMONKEY) WEINER. I loathe that bastard. Picture me in my penguin outfit (yes, the wife and I role-play, don't judge, fuckers) doing my happy dance!!

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:38 PM (x3YFz)

248 238 joejm65
You just killed my appetite. Does not mean you are not onto something. What are the demographics of his district? Did not think it encompassed Times Square or the Village.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 06:39 PM (P66gJ)

249 Heh. Even our chillbilly friends to the north know when to stop digging that fucking hole.

http://tinyurl.com/3ebqvl4

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2011 06:40 PM (AN8d5)

250 245
234
...sigh... come back doc. we get so few trolls here. most don't survive the first few punches.It's like watching Mike Tyson in his prim vs Justin Beiber. Fun for about 2 seconds then just sad.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:33 PM (x3YFz)

This is where you and I differ. It's fun for me for months.

In fact, I still regret the banning of trolls that occurred over two years ago. I'm not kidding.


Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 06:37 PM (mVDI9)
The point is they never actually survive long enough to absorb the prolonged abuse they deserve. At most... 1 or 2 posts and they flee like the Taliban. I like Ace's policy of non-banning.... let them stay and get what they deserve.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:40 PM (x3YFz)

251
He's a thick-skinned, easy-going, live and let live kinda guy...





Oh, sarcasm.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2011 06:41 PM (9Lm5R)

252 223
...And UncleFacts, we have gone from to Summoning Meteors, to Confusing
Cats, to a Freakin' Luxury Yatchet? ReallY?? Next thing ya know,
WereWolves won't be Drinkin' PinaColadas' at TraderVic's anymore...
>o_O<

*** Goes back to Huffin' CutRate CatNip from Irreputable Dealers at the Tropic of Capricorn ***


Posted by: Sox at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (IR0R1)

It's spelled Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht, but it's pronounced UncleJibbidy Whisky Flamingo Tree Biscuits.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 06:42 PM (6IReR)

253 223
...And UncleFacts, we have gone from to Summoning Meteors, to Confusing
Cats, to a Freakin' Luxury Yatchet? ReallY?? Next thing ya know,
WereWolves won't be Drinkin' PinaColadas' at TraderVic's anymore...
>o_O<

*** Goes back to Huffin' CutRate CatNip from
Irreputable Dealers at the Tropic of Capricorn ***


Posted by: Sox at May 30, 2011 06:28 PM (IR0R1)
Thank God someone's making it happen in Obama-land...Ram the docks, Uncle!!!

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at May 30, 2011 06:42 PM (Cwo/J)

254
......let them stay and get what they deserve.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:40 PM (x3YFz)
Like the christian hating U of Chicago CPA Christoph who knew everything?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (cwFVA)

255 In between posts I managed to get to #50 in MoH on Tier 1 "Dorothy's a Bitch." Any u wanna come test me?

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (x3YFz)

256 #246

I don't think merely "tweeting" a picture of your covered "little Wiener" is illegal, but it sure is sleazy. Also tends to erode your "standing", if you know what I mean.

Still, Weiner is probably from one of those ultra-safe liberal NY districts meaning that, like Barney Frank he'll probably ride this one out if he just shuts his mouth.

The lawyering down here isn't to save his seat, its probably to save his marriage.




Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2011 06:44 PM (KNy97)

257 Hacked weiner. Eeeeewwwwwww!

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 06:44 PM (4sQwu)

258 *** Sniff, Sniff, SMIFF, SMIFF, SNOORRTT ***

Well, letssee. First, we gotses Brett Farve. Then, we gottsses this HighPowered CongressManCritter, Anthony(snicker)Weiner poating their junk on the intertube. I'm tellin' you people RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW, that this TechnologyStuff here is DANGEROUS. Next thing ya' know, XbradTC, aka, "TehBoss", and DaveInTejes are gonna wanna poat pictures...
I, Ladies and Gentlemen, have to ask you, "ARE WE, AS A SOCIETY, READY FOR THAT???

Now, it will take MAGNIFICATION, like the Hubble TeleScope looking at the End of Teh Universe, but the Technology is there....

Posted by: Sox at May 30, 2011 06:44 PM (IR0R1)

259 254

......let them stay and get what they deserve.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:40 PM (x3YFz)
Like the christian hating U of Chicago CPA Christoph who knew everything?


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (cwFVA)
FISH! I'm so not googling that. Know idea what you're referring to. But from what you said I doubt it's relevant to trolls fleeing from AoS.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (x3YFz)

260 You know why this statement is actually a statement of guilt? The "prank" bullshit. If teh weiner believed this was an actual hack by some right winger, he would be screaming to the hilltops about prosecution just so he could prove once and for all how utterly hateful they are. The fact that he's now calling this a prank isbecause he knows damn well he can't do his normal acting like an ass in front of the cameras (which he loves to do).
He fucked up, is guilty as hell, and there will be a fall guy or he'll just come out and say his lawyers advised him that it wasn't worth making a big deal of.
Disgusting, vile, puny-ass pig.

Posted by: Steph at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (AkdC5)

261 246
Thing is, he LIKELY did nothing illegal. Corrupt and sick? Sure. But not
a crime.

Sending pix of your junk to under-agers...I think that would be considered illegal. At least in most of the 57 states..........

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (Cwo/J)

262 257
Hacked weiner. Eeeeewwwwwww!


Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 06:44 PM (4sQwu)

You could have employed the Lorena Bobbitt sock right there.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:46 PM (x3YFz)

263 259
254

......let them stay and get what they deserve.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:40 PM (x3YFz)
Like the christian hating U of Chicago CPA Christoph who knew everything?


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 30, 2011 06:43 PM (cwFVA)
FISH!
I'm so not googling that. Know idea what you're referring to. But
from what you said I doubt it's relevant to trolls fleeing from AoS.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (x3YFz)
when two ideas collide within the brain, this is what happens.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:47 PM (x3YFz)

264
FISH! I'm so not googling that.
Know idea what you're referring to. But from what you said I doubt it's
relevant to trolls fleeing from AoS.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (x3YFz)
He was a condescending troll who lasted about two months before the beat downs convinced him to disappear.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 30, 2011 06:47 PM (cwFVA)

265 Reporter: Congressman Weiner, did you send that picture on Twitter?

Weiner: Republicans are killing the middle class!!111eleventy!

Reporter: Thank you, Congressman. Reporting live, where we uncover the breaking scandal of how Republicans are killing old ladies and puppy dogs...


Posted by: Every news media outlet with three letter abbreviations at May 30, 2011 06:48 PM (TCyyS)

266 Heh:

Boner should demand an investigation because this is suspected child-pornography.

I mean, there's only the picture by which is estimate age. And, well.

Posted by: Al at May 30, 2011 06:49 PM (MzQOZ)

267 Damn, it smells like sausage in here. Sausage and moldy undergarments.

Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2011 06:49 PM (AN8d5)

268 looking closely: "Unfortunately, 'Twitter' isn't going to conduct an investigation here,
and for any number of reasons, not the least of which is that
Congressman Weiner pretty obviously doesn't want one."

Twitter damn well better. It really isn't about what Weiner wants at this point. A powerful Congressman has just impugned its security. Now, how is a social networking site going to remain a viable, trustworthy organization if it leaves that red flag out there? Who would sign up for a service wherein a known "hack" (a method, not a person per se) is in the wild and could be used to ruin reputations?

Twitter simply cannot walk away from this charge. It's viability as a business is at stake unless it can categorically deny that it was not hacked. If Twitter's board does not insist upon an investigation, and make the results public, it would be derelict. It is now potentially, legally liable if it does not address this hack - knowing one exists - and its users suffer damages as a consequence of an ignored security hole.

Weiner made this infinitely worse with his extremely likely false charge, and he really cannot control the outcome because now others must act.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 30, 2011 06:50 PM (1yViP)

269 You know why this statement is actually a statement of guilt? The
"prank" bullshit. If teh weiner believed this was an actual hack by
some right winger, he would be screaming to the hilltops about
prosecution just so he could prove once and for all how utterly hateful
they are. The fact that he's now calling this a prank isbecause he
knows damn well he can't do his normal acting like an ass in front of
the cameras (which he loves to do).


Who-Anthony Weiner?

Scream and shout?

Vindictively hunt down and attack people who made him look bad?

Nonsense, you can't be serious. Look, let's face it, if Andrew Breitbart were to pick on the one man in Congress who'd let this roll of his back and laugh at the prospect of sending him to jail, that man would be Anthony David Weiner.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 06:50 PM (mVDI9)

270 The only recorded pic of my junk was taken about 2 days after I was born (during an exceptionally exciting diaper change) and teh internets weren't discovered by columbus yet. Aiming to keep it that way.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:51 PM (x3YFz)

271 Is Huma's middle name Lorena?
AnthonyWeiner, when you run out of spotted dick he'll send you a pic.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 06:51 PM (P66gJ)

272 267
Damn, it smells like sausage in here. Sausage and moldy undergarments.


Posted by: Fritz at May 30, 2011 06:49 PM (AN8d5)
Reminding you of home?

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:52 PM (x3YFz)

273 #260: he'll just come out and say his lawyers advised him that it wasn't worth making a big deal of.
=========
Bingo. Why else would he retain them? Of course that sort of "advice" doesn't make a lick of sense (if he's been "hacked" that IS a big deal), but that's a separate matter.

There will be no "fall guy" because he's not going to find someone stupid enough to come forward publically and lie about committing a Federal crime, and do so in a credible manner.

He's also not going to go down that road because that sort of lie is likely to bounce back and explode in his face.



Posted by: looking closely at May 30, 2011 06:53 PM (KNy97)

274 264

FISH! I'm so not googling that.
Know idea what you're referring to. But from what you said I doubt it's
relevant to trolls fleeing from AoS.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (x3YFz)
He was a condescending troll who lasted about two months before the beat downs convinced him to disappear.


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 30, 2011 06:47 PM (cwFVA)
Then it was relevant. I was probably in rehab, sorry I missed it. My apologies, kind sir.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:53 PM (x3YFz)

275 Sending pix of your junk to under-agers...I think that would be considered illegal. At least in most of the 57 states..........


Posted by: Crabby Appleton at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (Cwo/J)
Yeah, but the girl we suspect he sent pics to is in college. She's over 18.Even the high schooler we know he contacted could be of age, depending on the state. Wasn't she a senior, anyways?
Now, guys who are willing to talk to 18 year olds are probably willing to girls that are 17 or 16. But there's no proof of that. Not even circumstantial.It's possible that he may be guilty of ethics violations in the House, but nothing criminal as far as I know. He probably is a pedo, but we have no proof.

Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 06:53 PM (H3ujh)

276 Ah . . . what's the most common spam from a hacked account?  Viagra ads?  Everyone of us should just run to the FBI every time that happens? Really?  Ace of Spades is just the smartest blog, isn't it?  Get a life, nutters. Even Fox doesn't care much about this story.

Just focus on the real problems facing America like Rep. Weiner is.  Our country doesn't need to stop in its tracks to investigate a (probably right-wing) prank.  Eventually, we'll find solutions when you're not so focused on your anti-Semitic crusade against a liberal congressman.

Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (sLVyZ)

277 He's probably retaining council because his wife's council is going to show him how to use a really big dick

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 30, 2011 06:55 PM (H+LJc)

278 anti-Semitic crusade
Really? You said that?

Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2011 06:55 PM (KDX07)

279 276
Ah . . . what's the most common spam from a hacked account? Viagra ads?
Everyone of us should just run to the FBI every time that happens?
Really?

Hey! some us like those ads.

(For my future wife Googling me on the internet, I'm kidding about that.)

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 06:57 PM (mVDI9)

280 275
Sending pix of your junk to under-agers...I think that would be considered illegal. At least in most of the 57 states..........


Posted by: Crabby Appleton at May 30, 2011 06:45 PM (Cwo/J)
Yeah, but the girl we suspect he sent pics to is in college. She's over 18.Even the high schooler we know he contacted could be of age, depending on the state. Wasn't she a senior, anyways?
Now,
guys who are willing to talk to 18 year olds are probably willing to
girls that are 17 or 16. But there's no proof of that. Not even
circumstantial.It's possible that he may be
guilty of ethics violations in the House, but nothing criminal as far as
I know. He probably is a pedo, but we have no proof.


Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 06:53 PM (H3ujh)
He's guilty of being a commie shitbag hippie liberal stain on humanity, does that count?

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:57 PM (x3YFz)

281 276 More like Ducks, June Bugs, some assembly required.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 30, 2011 06:57 PM (H+LJc)

282 What is this business about a wiener being hacked?

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at May 30, 2011 06:57 PM (5LqSF)

283
Anthony Weiner deserves this public humiliation after his relentless attacks on Clarence and Virginia Thomas for her consulting on health care, and Weiner demanding Judge Thomas recuse himself from all cases involving health care.


Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 30, 2011 06:58 PM (cwFVA)

284 now now, nothing wrong with young women. Or girls. Really young. They smell so alive. My wife, she is cool with the whole thing. The hacking and such. I hope.

Posted by: Anthony the Weiner at May 30, 2011 06:58 PM (aaYx7)

285 Eventually, we'll find
solutions when you're Toonces is not so focused on your his administration's anti-Semitic crusade
against Israel a liberal congressman.

Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (sLVyZ)

There, all fixed for ya retard. Now, Fuck. Off.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 06:58 PM (6IReR)

286 277
He's probably retaining council because his wife's council is going to show him how to use a really big dick


Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 30, 2011 06:55 PM (H+LJc)
I just flashed to the Big Black Cock scene from Two Smoking Barrels.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:58 PM (x3YFz)

287 Anti-semitic? From the party that tells Jews that Hitler should have finished the job?

"Ah . . . what's the most common spam from a hacked account? Viagra ads?"

And what the fuck does that even mean? There's a difference between an infected email account sending out spam email(which is what you're referring to) and a picture sent of a man in his underwear.

First, an infested email is caused by malware or a virus.

A hacked account, meanwhile, is controlled by an individual who is seeking to either steal your information or humiliate you.

You probably think Ray Allen's account was hacked too.


Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 06:59 PM (H3ujh)

288 There will be no "fall guy" because he's not going to find someone
stupid enough to come forward publically and lie about committing a
Federal crime, and do so in a credible manner.
I don't know, if they're going to go with the prank line, he could pay off one of his staffers to come forward to cop to it, say he also had access to his Twitter account as part of a public relations job and he decided to punk Weiner, hahahahlolz and he's so sorry now and let's move on and stop the republicans from killing puppies.

Meanwhile his bank account just swelled 6 digits.

If he says a staffer punked him and had access to his account then technically it wasn't a hack, so no federal crime was committed, but feel free to correct me if Im wrong. If that's the case, he just has to find a patsy to pay off and take the fall and this story will be over, unfortunately.

Posted by: Every news media outlet with three letter abbreviations at May 30, 2011 07:00 PM (TCyyS)

289
anti-Semitic crusade
Really? You said that?
Posted by: mama winger at May 30, 2011 06:55 PM

--------------
Well after all, they can't scream Racism this time.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 07:01 PM (+/eKV)

290 He's guilty of being a commie shitbag hippie liberal stain on humanity, does that count?


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 06:57 PM (x3YFz)
We haven't passed that law yet. Boehner, get on it man! I'll even accept it as a compromise for raising the debt ceiling...

Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 07:02 PM (H3ujh)

291 Warren Bonesteel is my favor flav troll..pops in every few months from off his mountaintop conversation with God to put us morons right. I've got a real soft spot for that rara avis who thinks he has all the answers and is not afraid to share.

Greg ain't too bad either, if you like watching someone fuck the chicken.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 30, 2011 07:03 PM (agD4m)

292 A fly on the wall at the private conference between Rep Weiner, his newly retained legal counsel, and his senior staff has this to report -
Senior legal counsel: Yes, we got trouble my friends! Big Big trouble! Righthere in NewYork City. Trouble that starts with "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for picdic!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 30, 2011 07:03 PM (XBM1t)

293 He had to admit the truth then
wow...Goddess it's really good to see you btw, and that had to have sucked to be him.

Posted by: hobbes at May 30, 2011 07:03 PM (du4U/)

294 "Just focus on the real problems facing America like Rep. Weiner is."

Yeah, we'll start ignoring the personal dirt of Congressmen once you do.

I think your time on this site is taking away valuable time from your side that could be used to harass Palin's kids some more.

Our country doesn't need to stop in its tracks to investigate a (probably right-wing) prank.

Interesting, you seem to be privy to more information than everybody else. Not only do you know it was a prank (it wasn't a hacking anymore, nope, now just a harmless prank), you know it was rightwingers involved.
Eventually, we'll find solutions when you're not so focused on your anti-Semitic crusade against a liberal congressman.

I'm glad to see the left finally caring about anti-Semitism again. Given her previous comments, does this mean Hillary's going to resign as Secretary of State?

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (mVDI9)

295 Just focus on the real problems facing America like Rep. Weiner is. Our country doesn't need to stop in its tracks to investigate a (probably right-wing) prank. Eventually, we'll find solutions when you're not so focused on your anti-Semitic crusade against a liberal congressman.
Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (sLVyZ)
You really are an ignorant prick, aren't you? You don't think it matters that a sitting, recently married Congressman would send out dicpics to a college student young enough to be his daughter? The same Congressman that loves to prance and preen in front of the cameras yelling about how fucked up the right is, but when his accounts are supposedly hacked by that sameright he calls it a prank and calls his lawyer buddies, and not the cops.
Fuck you.

Posted by: Steph at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (AkdC5)

296
You just killed my appetite. Does not mean you are not onto something. What are the demographics of his district? Did not think it encompassed Times Square or the Village.Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 06:39 PM (P66gJ) >>>>>>>>>His district is parts of Brooklyn and Queens. He's totally safe. His constituants won't turn on him.

Posted by: joejm65 at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (BDB5n)

297 In other news, Anthony Weiner Retains Trolls. More on this from "Hal"...

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (FcR7P)

298 Please not again.

Posted by: The Chicken at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (aaYx7)

299 http://preview.tinyurl.com/6294gpm

Posted by: I Used to Sell Wigs at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (D9pKF)

300 Eventually, we'll find solutions when you're not so
focused on your anti-Semitic crusade against a liberal congressman.

Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (sLVyZ)
Hey Hal...you half-assed computer...fuckoff cockholster.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at May 30, 2011 07:05 PM (Cwo/J)

301 276
Ah . . . what's the most common spam from a hacked account? Viagra ads?
Everyone of us should just run to the FBI every time that happens?
Really? Ace of Spades is just the smartest blog, isn't it? Get a life, nutters. Even Fox doesn't care much about this story.





Just focus on the real problems facing America like Rep. Weiner is. Our
country doesn't need to stop in its tracks to investigate a (probably
right-wing) prank. Eventually, we'll find solutions when you're not so
focused on your anti-Semitic crusade against a liberal congressman.

Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (sLVyZ)
Oh! Joy!
/wrings hands
Where to begin. Let's start with the "AoS the smartest blog" sarcasm bit: Yes, shitknuckle, it is. "Nutters" Who the fuck uses the term "nutters?" You ain't from 'round here, are ya boy?

The real problems facing America are the commie progressive liberal shitstains that the ignorant poor elected to office on the promise of a free lunch (which is never coming). I'll bet you think Brett Favre's penis was sent by someone on the green bay packers, don't you? Except, you don't know who he or they are since you're not American (yeah, gotcha).

Just because weiner is jewish and we think he's a piece of shit doesn't make us anti-semetic (how do you feel about Israel, eh, hippie?), it makes us un-commie-shitbag.

Stick that in your wicket, pull the pin and shove it sideways up your mom's ass.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:05 PM (x3YFz)

302 Here's a little different spin on this thing -- It is a felony to lie to the FBI, even during an interview and not under oath. Most people probably don't realize that.

Perhaps Weiner is trying to avoid hearing these words "You have a right to remain silent........"

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2011 07:05 PM (ENKCw)

303 "Just focus on the real problems facing America like Rep. Weiner is."

Nubile college women need pictures of my cock?

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2011 07:06 PM (FcR7P)

304 ...and btw, Hal -- how do you like your man-child's wars?...prick.

Posted by: Crabby Appleton at May 30, 2011 07:06 PM (Cwo/J)

305 Hal still needs to get his programming debug'd. Dave Bowman still peeved over Hal's last goof.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 07:06 PM (P66gJ)

306 Posted by: joejm65 at May 30, 2011 07:04 PM (BDB5n)

Heh, he represents Queens. Heh

Kids, here's a representation of a queen...

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 30, 2011 07:07 PM (H+LJc)

307 301
276
Ah . . . what's the most common spam from a hacked account? Viagra ads?
Everyone of us should just run to the FBI every time that happens?
Really? Ace of Spades is just the smartest blog, isn't it? Get a life, nutters. Even Fox doesn't care much about this story.





Just focus on the real problems facing America like Rep. Weiner is. Our
country doesn't need to stop in its tracks to investigate a (probably
right-wing) prank. Eventually, we'll find solutions when you're not so
focused on your anti-Semitic crusade against a liberal congressman.

Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (sLVyZ)
Oh! Joy!
/wrings hands
Where
to begin. Let's start with the "AoS the smartest blog" sarcasm bit:
Yes, shitknuckle, it is. "Nutters" Who the fuck uses the term
"nutters?" You ain't from 'round here, are ya boy?

The real
problems facing America are the commie progressive liberal shitstains
that the ignorant poor elected to office on the promise of a free lunch
(which is never coming). I'll bet you think Brett Favre's penis was
sent by someone on the green bay packers, don't you? Except, you don't
know who he or they are since you're not American (yeah, gotcha).

Just
because weiner is jewish and we think he's a piece of shit doesn't make
us anti-semetic (how do you feel about Israel, eh, hippie?), it makes
us un-commie-shitbag.

Stick that in your wicket, pull the pin and shove it sideways up your mom's ass.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:05 PM (x3YFz)
Oh, and tell her I'm not paying her for last weekend.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:07 PM (x3YFz)

308 Its' no big deal, really I mean its not a big thing at all.

Its' not the weiner, thats' small potatoes, its the cover up, ask Slick Willy or Tricky Dick, Little Weiner, its the bun, the coverup dick face.

I can see why you'd want to deny that Little Sizzler, but this demands investigation after all oits the seriousness of the charge and if Sarah Palin can be blamed for Tuscon and Gabby then Littele Weiner can be blamed for....

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at May 30, 2011 07:07 PM (tHnoW)

309 Tony, you should have fluffed it more before snapping off the prize.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner's Counsel at May 30, 2011 07:07 PM (AN8d5)

310 Real newspapers get Ellie Light. We get Hal. woe is us.

Posted by: A Balrog of Morgoth at May 30, 2011 07:08 PM (agD4m)

311 Hal: "Just focus on the real problems facing America like
Rep. Weiner is."

Guess what real problem Weiner is facing? Sexual harassment on campus. He introduced legislation on this several years ago, and yet he's not upset that his own account was "hacked" in order to harass a college student. At least not upset enough to report to the FBI or Capitol Police...or even, as far as we know, Twitter.

How odd. I guess it's like him, though, to hang back in the background when he's been personally attacked - and in this case illegally attacked - and settle into silence.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 30, 2011 07:08 PM (1yViP)

312 Well after all, they can't scream Racism this time.

That's why I love you arhooley.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at May 30, 2011 07:08 PM (/BUPU)

313 They've moved pretty quickly from "Breitbart's going to pay! The right's going to pay! You're going to jail now!" to "it was a harmless prank. Get off it. Let it go. We need to get back to business!"

Leftists, we are with you in your quest. We will hunt down the dastardly people who did this. We know you are as eager as we are to find out the truth and send them to jail.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 07:08 PM (mVDI9)

314 GnuBreed. Lying to the Feds is a very bad idea. Along with filing false reports. Misrepresenting facts. Things Weiner can do in Congress, he can't do when they talk to him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 07:08 PM (P66gJ)

315 It's full of...Hey YOU? Why are you fucking that chicken?

Posted by: Dace Bowman at May 30, 2011 07:09 PM (agD4m)

316 Okay, look at it this way:


Ah . . . what's the most common spam from a hacked account?
Viagra ads?
Everyone of us should just run to the FBI every time that happens?
Really?
Ace of Spades is just the smartest blog, isn't it?
Get a life, nutters.
Even Fox doesn't care much about this story.

Just focus on the real problems facing America like Rep. Weiner is.
Our country doesn't need to stop in its tracks to investigate a (probably right-wing) prank.
Eventually, we'll find solutions when you're not so focused on your anti-Semitic crusade against a liberal congressman.

Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 07:10 PM (liBQN)

317 314
GnuBreed. Lying to the Feds is a very bad idea. Along with filing
false reports. Misrepresenting facts. Things Weiner can do in
Congress, he can't do when they talk to him.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 07:08 PM (P66gJ)
you can't lie to the feds?? shit. afk.

Posted by: barak obama at May 30, 2011 07:10 PM (x3YFz)

318 288
I don't know, if they're going to go
with the prank line, he could pay off one of his staffers to come
forward to cop to it, say he also had access to his Twitter account as
part of a public relations job and he decided to punk Weiner,
hahahahlolz and he's so sorry now and let's move on and stop the
republicans from killing puppies...

That would work with some other lawmakers because they employ other people to tweet for them but Weiner has gained notoriety for actually tweeting his own snarky comments. He's always taken such pride in his work, so his behavior here is the opposite of what you would expect if someone actually had hacked his account.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 30, 2011 07:10 PM (CLYmB)

319 God, you can tell Leftists are running from their own stories.

We're kicking their ass with logic-fu.

Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 07:10 PM (H3ujh)

320 Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 07:10 PM (liBQN)



Ahhh, f-k.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 07:11 PM (mVDI9)

321 hah, Average Joe strikes again.


Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 07:11 PM (H3ujh)

322 181
That is correct, Government Regulation, all transactions are "watermarked" and presentable on demand.

Posted by: Hal 9000 at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (CyPWX)

323 We're kicking their ass with logic-fu.

Co-opting the Alinsky Method.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (/BUPU)

324 Now Hal is being kyuute. Wonder what he could spell with Huma?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (P66gJ)

325 Only an idiot would dedicate limited law enforcement dollars to this. The proper response by the FBI would be to laugh uproariously and hang up.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (4z6KA)

326 Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 07:10 PM (liBQN)
Aw, shit.

Posted by: Steph at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (AkdC5)

327 And, as 260 pointed out, the word "prank" really seals the deal. How does the representative and this spokesshill know it's a harmless "prank"? How can we not be sure the "hacker" has other pictures or info and intends to continue to use them for either public or private gain? Was/Is the "hacker" intending to extort the good congressman, and doesn't the possibility of such require immediate and transparent action on Weiner's part?

How can Weiner and his spokesshill know the "hacker's" motives if they aren't sure who the "hacker" is?

Lots of questions to answer...better call the FBI Weiner's attorney.

Posted by: The Hammer at May 30, 2011 07:13 PM (32ubA)

328 It IS true that Leftists keep changing their story, though.

They have structural advantages with MSM, but they need a coherent message and they haven't developed one yet since Friday? Lights go on tomorrow in the Conservative Media, and they still have no firm narrative. The MSM can cover ass, but they need a story as firm as a coed's toned ass.


Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 07:14 PM (H3ujh)

329 For the Record, StupidCat <Hearts> Ms. Steph and UncleFacts for that last set of SmackDowns!!!!

Posted by: Sox at May 30, 2011 07:14 PM (IR0R1)

330 Only an idiot would dedicate limited law enforcement dollars to this. The proper response by the FBI would be to laugh uproariously and hang up.
Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (4z6KA)
Really? A Congressman's Twitter, Facebook, and frog accounts get hacked, and it's not worth their time? The FBI would laugh at and hang up on a Congressman? Damn, nice to know.

Posted by: Steph at May 30, 2011 07:15 PM (AkdC5)

331 325
Only an idiot would dedicate limited law enforcement dollars to this.
The proper response by the FBI would be to laugh uproariously and hang
up

Is that what they did when Landrieu went after O'Keefe?

I'm thinking not.

Try again.

Posted by: Y-not at May 30, 2011 07:16 PM (pW2o8)

332 This entire crime and it's ever shifting/evolving story is giving me Freakazoid flashbacks. And Ace is Dexter/Freakazoid. You know what that makes Weiner.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 07:16 PM (P66gJ)

333 somebody send that poor excuse for a man some extenze or something if I didn't know better I would a thought that was a scardy ass Repugnantcans dick like maybe Boehner or McShame but Weiner is proof positive that the political class are all a bunch of small dicked panderers, thieves and perverts. Throw all the bums out and elect some citizens with real world experience.

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at May 30, 2011 07:16 PM (tHnoW)

334 53
Again, if his name wasn't 'Weiner', no one would care much about this story.

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 30, 2011 04:52 PM (BDB5n)
No. The reason we care is that he is a condescending, shrieking, "I'm-ready-for-my-close-up-Mr. DeMille", drama queen. And because he is a dick.

Posted by: elliot m at May 30, 2011 07:16 PM (zPich)

335 330
Only an idiot would dedicate limited law enforcement dollars to
this. The proper response by the FBI would be to laugh uproariously and
hang up.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (4z6KA)
Uh I kind of disagree with that assessment.

Posted by: Guy who hacked Palin's account writing from jail at May 30, 2011 07:16 PM (mVDI9)

336 314 Anna Puma, that is of course my point. The 'mystery' of why Weiner hasn't contacted the FBI is no mystery at all.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (ENKCw)

337 So Jordan it's ok to hack (supposedly) a US Congressman's computer files?
Seems like you are ok w Federal Law being broken. You must love the O, correct?

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (aaYx7)

338 Steph, you are still the hots American vixen, is it not the true thing? Now you leave this place, I have hostel for you in Olso and I will pay half. If you have twitter account I shows you something interesting this boy has, is it not a deal????

Posted by: Sven Hjartssen at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (liBQN)

339 joe, you're such a weiner.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (6IReR)

340
Weiner Investigation Would Benefit All Parties Involved – by Alana Goodman

http://bit.ly/m1olgx

Posted by: yarrr at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (GkRKz)

341 Looks like Ace picked the wrong time to go see a movie.
Just sayin' ...

Posted by: Robert Stacy McCain at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (AeJjI)

342 For the Record, StupidCat <Hearts> Ms. Steph and UncleFacts for that last set of SmackDowns!!!!
Posted by: Sox at May 30, 2011 07:14 PM (IR0R1)
Yeah, it would have been great, if it hadn't been AJ. But, thanks anyway, I guess.

Posted by: Steph at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (AkdC5)

343 319
God, you can tell Leftists are running from their own stories.

We're kicking their ass with logic-fu.


Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 07:10 PM (H3ujh)
Progressives' inability to understand logic hasn't stopped them for about 90 years. The battle is waaaaay from over. They can't do simple math. The idea of cause and effect evades them like a Rosie O'donnell evades carrots.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (x3YFz)

344 Oh yeah

"

Weiner Investigation Would Benefit All Parties Involved(except for the h4xx0rs) – by Alana Goodman

http://bit.ly/m1olgx

"

Posted by: yarrr at May 30, 2011 07:18 PM (GkRKz)

345 Yep GnuBreed, Tony the Weiner does not want to spend time in Club Fed. Too badhis real brain did not engage before hisCYA brain squawked 'I Wuz Hack'd!' Now he is hoisted upon a petard of his making.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 07:19 PM (P66gJ)

346 And because he is a dick.
Posted by: elliot m at May 30, 2011 07:16 PM (zPich)
He is one, but doesn't necessarily have much of one.

Posted by: Steph at May 30, 2011 07:19 PM (AkdC5)

347 Progressives' inability to understand logic hasn't stopped them for about 90 years.

It's known as the classic, "You're a poopy head!" method of debate.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 30, 2011 07:21 PM (H+LJc)

348 327 You could say that Anthony Weiner keeps stepping on his dick, but we all know that isn't true. (or probably original, but hey, we're lawyers)

Posted by: Anthony Weiner's Counsel at May 30, 2011 07:22 PM (AN8d5)

349 325
Only an idiot would dedicate limited law enforcement dollars to this.
The proper response by the FBI would be to laugh uproariously and hang
up.




Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 07:12 PM (4z6KA)
1) they aren't that limited. We have about 30 agencies (we used to only have 3: FBI and Justice, Treasury. Till u fucking hippies came along) dedicated to investigating domestic shit... weiners are domestic, yes?2) Like the FBI laughed at Tom Delay? Since you have such an "in" with the FBI could I bother you to ask them why barak obama's house in Chicago has had 6 PIN numbers in 9 years? Since that constitutes felony fraud, I'd LOVE for you to get back with me on that.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:23 PM (x3YFz)

350 Or maybe Weiner is fearful the FBI will have him join a line-up where all are forced to show their snubbies.
FBI Forensics tech with tape measure calling out all the lengths. No wonder Anthony does not want his shortcomings documented.... /sarc?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 30, 2011 07:23 PM (P66gJ)

351 It went from a 'hack' to a 'prank'. And the trolls here are downplaying the whole thing. Those are the Sunday orders, I guess. Same thing is happening on Politico. Ah, it's just a prank. By a right-winger, of course. But we have more important things to focus on, like scaring grandma, or something. Anyway, the orders are to make this go away ASAP. And the sheep are falling in line. Man, are they going to be disappointed.

Posted by: Joejm65 at May 30, 2011 07:24 PM (BDB5n)

352 347
Progressives' inability to understand logic hasn't stopped them for about 90 years.

It's known as the classic, "You're a poopy head!" method of debate.


Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 30, 2011 07:21 PM (H+LJc)
Fucking liberals.

Posted by: Chiang Kai Shek at May 30, 2011 07:24 PM (x3YFz)

353 351
It went from a 'hack' to a 'prank'.


Posted by: Joejm65 at May 30, 2011 07:24 PM (BDB5n)
Somewhere in there, there's a prick. Might have to substitute a vowel.

Posted by: Chiang Kai Shek at May 30, 2011 07:25 PM (x3YFz)

354 So,is ace off his break and back on the case yet?I don't have Twitter so I don't know.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (GCjGG)

355 Move on most of us showed more than that going through a TSA screening, a lot more in fact.
Its no big deal!
The Dick I mean.
The Weiner is burnt toast, not for being a Dick, but being a small one at that.
College girls? Jesh man? get a grip, ah, well, er, ah, call Barney or a Kennedy. Ahnold call Ahnold.

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (tHnoW)

356 Those guys that juts stole my car? It's a prank and a distraction.

Posted by: Rocks at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (th0op)

357 It's like watching Mike Tyson in his prime vs Justin Beiber. Fun for about 2 seconds then just sad.
Yeah, I'd kick his ass and bite off both of his ears for good measure.

Posted by: justin beiber at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (wPxqH)

358 354
So,is ace off his break and back on the case yet?I don't have Twitter so
I don't know.

Taking a break.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (CLYmB)

359 hmmm someone else may need to retain counsel.

Posted by: curious at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (k1rwm)

360 357
It's like watching Mike Tyson in his prime vs Justin Beiber. Fun for about 2 seconds then just sad.
Yeah, I'd kick his ass and bite off both of his ears for good measure.


Posted by: justin beiber at May 30, 2011 07:26 PM (wPxqH)
just touch one of his pigeons. I dare you.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:28 PM (x3YFz)

361 crusade against a liberal congressman.\
Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (sLVyZ)
Liberal? Fine. But this POS is Prog through and through. Fuck you, Hal you salt-free shithead, fuck Weiner, and fuck the Progs who wish to tell me how to live-- for the children!1!1!11

Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 07:28 PM (le5qc)

362 Progressives' inability to
understand logic hasn't stopped them for about 90 years. The battle is
waaaaay from over. They can't do simple math. The idea of cause and
effect evades them like a Rosie O'donnell evades carrots.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (x3YFz)
Still, we've cut off the narrative and made them switch boats midstream. That's helpful. When the media gets back to reporting on Tuesday, we have a coherent, logical skeptical presentation. We can even hit from different perspectives. Either he's guilty...or we need an investigation!Their narrative, meanwhile, is incomplete. And we're only hours away from the holiday weekend being over. To some extant, we've given ourselves the CHANCE to make our case on a somewhat fair ground. Let's see what happens.What Ace and others are doing is playing defense until our heavy hitters go to bat. Hopefully, the big guns don't drop the ball.

Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 07:28 PM (H3ujh)

363 359
hmmm someone else may need to retain counsel.


Posted by: curious at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (k1rwm)
I'd click it but I'm afraid it'd link to the entire democratic party, with Debbie Schultz blowing Ed Schultz on the failbus to assville.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:29 PM (x3YFz)

364 362
Progressives' inability to
understand logic hasn't stopped them for about 90 years. The battle is
waaaaay from over. They can't do simple math. The idea of cause and
effect evades them like a Rosie O'donnell evades carrots.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:17 PM (x3YFz)
Still,
we've cut off the narrative and made them switch boats midstream.
That's helpful. When the media gets back to reporting on Tuesday, we
have a coherent, logical skeptical presentation. We can even hit from
different perspectives. Either he's guilty...or we need an
investigation!Their narrative, meanwhile, is
incomplete. And we're only hours away from the holiday weekend being
over. To some extant, we've given ourselves the CHANCE to make our case
on a somewhat fair ground. Let's see what happens.What Ace and others are doing is playing defense until our heavy hitters go to bat. Hopefully, the big guns don't drop the ball.



Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 07:28 PM (H3ujh)
Think I'll make a phone call to my rep's office tomorrow. I'd like to let him know that at least TANGONINE gives a shit. When I'm conscious...

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:31 PM (x3YFz)

365 Tomorrow's Washington Post headlines as they ought to be:


All A'Twitter over Growing Weiner Scandal

Weiner Firm: Emission was Prank
Weiner Pulsing with Indignation; Inside Source

Boehner Stirs: Probe Close at Hand

In the Style section:
Weiner Probe: Ginger Lee to Give Oral Testimony


Tomorrow's Washington Post headlines as they will be:

Breitbart at Center of Another Firestorm
Has Ties to Smart Military Blog

Posted by: Ben Bradlee at May 30, 2011 07:31 PM (5LqSF)

366 Liberal? Fine. But this POS is
Prog through and through. Fuck you, Hal you salt-free shithead, fuck
Weiner, and fuck the Progs who wish to tell me how to live-- for the
children!1!1!11


Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 07:28 PM (le5qc)

FUCK SALT!

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 07:31 PM (6IReR)

367 359
hmmm someone else may need to
retain counsel.


Posted by: curious at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (k1rwm)
363
359
hmmm someone else may need to
retain counsel.


Posted by: curious at May 30, 2011 07:27 PM (k1rwm)
I'd click it but I'm afraid it'd link to the entire
democratic party, with Debbie Schultz blowing Ed Schultz on the failbus
to assville.


Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:29 PM (x3YFz)
Almost as horrible -- fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life young woman.....

Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 30, 2011 07:31 PM (Cwo/J)

368 I suspected Hal was a sock but didn't go so far as to link Average Joe again.

Damn you! Damn you to hell!!eleventy!

And well played, you bastid.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 30, 2011 07:32 PM (1yViP)

369 361
crusade against a liberal commie stalinist progressive congressman.\
Posted by: Hal at May 30, 2011 06:54 PM (sLVyZ)
Liberal?
Fine. But this POS is Prog through and through. Fuck you, Hal you
salt-free shithead, fuck Weiner, and fuck the Progs who wish to tell me
how to live-- for the children!1!1!11


Posted by: the Charlie Daniels of the torque wrench at May 30, 2011 07:28 PM (le5qc)
fixed that for him.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:32 PM (x3YFz)

370 more hacking

Posted by: ranger117 at May 30, 2011 07:32 PM (dyE+g)

371 367 I feel safer knowing Snooki is out of the country.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 07:34 PM (GCjGG)

372 Breitbart at Center of Another Firestorm
Has Ties to Smart Military Blog
Podhoretz files lawsuit against Ace for making little girl with large boobies cry


Just further correcting the headlines there

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:34 PM (TCyyS)

373 Average Joe needs to be tied down to a static IP. But why is he so much better at trolling us than the trolls are?

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (FcR7P)

374 I don't have Twitter so I don't know.
__

Not true. go to twitter.com. search aceofspadeshq

No account needed.

Posted by: USA at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (YZISw)

375 371
367 I feel safer knowing Snooki is out of the country.

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2011 07:34 PM (GCjGG)

what the fuck is a snooki?

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (6IReR)

376 370
more hacking


Posted by: ranger117 at May 30, 2011 07:32 PM (dyE+g)
Those damn teabag...oh wait, nvm.

Posted by: NPR at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (H3ujh)

377 373
Average Joe needs to be tied down to a static IP. But why is he so much better at trolling us than the trolls are?




Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (FcR7P)

because he's not a drooling retard like every liberal on the planet is.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 07:36 PM (6IReR)

378 what the fuck is a snooki?

We keep asking ourselves that same question.

Posted by: New Jersey Residents at May 30, 2011 07:36 PM (TCyyS)

379 what the fuck is a snooki?

Picture Kim Kardashian, only fatter, uglier, and with less morals.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:37 PM (TCyyS)

380 This is probably the most I've posted, ever.

Fuck it, I'm going to go send pics of my johnson to coeds eat some dinner. Catch you later, guys.

Posted by: Crazee at May 30, 2011 07:37 PM (H3ujh)

381 I'm beginning to believe that the MFM won't be able to shove this under the rug. What teh weiner is doing/saying is so out of character for him that it just screams guilt. How does he go from hack to prank in just a couple days? The man that screams and yells at Megyn Kelly for absofuckinglutely nothing handles this with aplomb? Was he taken over by some nice, pleasant alien at the same time his Twitter account was hacked/pranked?

Posted by: Steph at May 30, 2011 07:38 PM (AkdC5)

382 If I was a standup comic, this wiener weiner thing would provide for my family for years.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:39 PM (x3YFz)

383 just touch one of his pigeons. I dare you.
That's what my George Foreman Grill® is for, eh.

Posted by: justin beiber at May 30, 2011 07:39 PM (wPxqH)

384 because he's not a drooling retard like every liberal on the planet is.

It takes nothing to be a fuckstick troll, but it takes REAL creativity and foresight to PRETEND to be a fuckstick troll.

Average Joe, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:39 PM (TCyyS)

385 BYE BYE MISTER WEINER PIE.

Posted by: CatLady at May 30, 2011 07:40 PM (CyPWX)

386 I'm beginning to believe that the MFM won't be able to shove this under the rug.
I'm beginning to agree with you. Overheard two (2) people making Weiner/weener cracks during a road race this morning. I hope it's an omen.

Posted by: Mister Christopher at May 30, 2011 07:40 PM (/BUPU)

387 378
what the fuck is a snooki?

We keep asking ourselves that same question.


Posted by: New Jersey Residents at May 30, 2011 07:36 PM (TCyyS)
It's one of those things that is like wearing a full-body blanket, except you get get crabs.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:40 PM (x3YFz)

388 386
I'm beginning to believe that the MFM won't be able to shove this under the rug.
I'm
beginning to agree with you. Overheard two (2) people making
Weiner/weener cracks during a road race this morning. I hope it's an
omen.


Posted by: Mister Christopher at May 30, 2011 07:40 PM (/BUPU)
If he goes on The View, he could show Rosie his wiener and she could show him her rug!

brb. Need to vomit.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:42 PM (x3YFz)

389 Oh crap, I just realized I'm eating hot dogs.

Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:42 PM (TCyyS)

390 Picture Kim Kardashian, only fatter, uglier, and with less morals.


Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:37 PM (TCyyS)

I'd rather not.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 07:42 PM (6IReR)

391 Weiner spokesman Dave Arnold said in an email. “This was a prank. We
are loath to treat it as more, but we are relying on professional
advice.”

I could, if I wanted to, rewrite that statement to say the exact same thing, but bring a whole new, and probably truthful, light.

Observe: Weiner spokesman Dave Arnold said in an email. “This was a prank between Rep. Weiner and a friend/acquaintance who have exchanged similar playful, harmless, if not totally wise communications before. They are consenting adults sharing what was intended as private, adult conversation. We
are loath to treat it as more, but we are relying on professional
advice.”

He didn't say in the original that Weiner isn't in on the prank...just that it's a prank. That they "are loathe to treat it as more" just means they wish they didn't have to treat it as more because they wish it hadn't been seen and the congressman been outed as a net-cruising perv.

Those spokesman and attorneys sure can write up some clever statements.



Posted by: The Hammer at May 30, 2011 07:43 PM (32ubA)

392 jesus christ tango

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 30, 2011 07:43 PM (6IReR)

393 What will become known as the "Weiner Defense": You see, yourHonor, thatwas notmycock in thereat all. I was just playing the old potato-in-the-shorts trick,butyou see, I'msmart enough to put it in the front, unlike the stupid kid in the joke. You know, the one at the beach...

Posted by: sherlock at May 30, 2011 07:44 PM (thr9V)

394 373
Average Joe needs to be tied down to a static IP. But why is he so much better at trolling us than the trolls are?




Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2011 07:35 PM (FcR7P)
Because he is one of us. Only a monor can be that nasty, spiteful, sarcastic, and bitter. Had me. well done, sir.

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:44 PM (x3YFz)

395 wow, cnn talking about it now........

Posted by: Racefan at May 30, 2011 07:45 PM (2Wukx)

396 Anyone catch Rep. Needle Dick on CNN a while ago?

http://tinyurl.com/3wpoozg

Posted by: Mister Christopher at May 30, 2011 07:45 PM (/BUPU)

397 367Almost as horrible -- fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life young woman.....


Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 30, 2011 07:31 PM (Cwo/J)
So you've met my daughter?

Posted by: tangonine at May 30, 2011 07:46 PM (x3YFz)

398 I bet OReally and the Toe Sucker will be all over this little weiner by Weiner this week maybe they will even enlist Whorealdo "the vault and head is empty " Rivera to do a special report if they can pull him off the murdering mom case

Posted by: Concealed Kerry or submit at May 30, 2011 07:46 PM (tHnoW)

399 Because he is one of us. Only a monor can be that nasty, spiteful, sarcastic, and bitter. Had me. well done, sir.

Yep, got me good, too. Now we're all going to be parsing every damned message for initials like some sort of DaVinci Code.

Posted by: t-bird at May 30, 2011 07:49 PM (FcR7P)

400 said they were going to keep tracking the story......... we'll see....... the lady looked like she was about to bust out laughing............

Posted by: Racefan at May 30, 2011 07:49 PM (2Wukx)

401 Hint to the legal team: Tread gingerly.

Posted by: USA at May 30, 2011 07:49 PM (YZISw)

402
Everyone can relax, the King of The Throbbing Memo has it all figured out. It is bogus, the king Lizard declared in two separate posts today. All another Breitbart smear, he discovered after a frenzied read. In addition, Jim Hoft came in for his share of righteous squalling.

Perhaps (I fondly hope) someone will bitch slap King Charles as he deserves.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 30, 2011 07:51 PM (ud5dN)

403 The moon landing was probably fake, so I'm not going to report on it.

Posted by: Howard Kurtz at May 30, 2011 07:52 PM (1fanL)

404 I knew the jig wuz up when the Seattle Times ran the AP article on page 28 with quotes around almost every statement. It was likea dog-whistlefor "This is whathis flacksactually said: we just can'tmake anything out that doesn't stink out ofthis level of stupidity."

Posted by: sherlock at May 30, 2011 07:52 PM (thr9V)

405
You guys know, fat drunk and stupid worked well for Ted Kennedy.

So there's that.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 30, 2011 07:53 PM (ud5dN)

406 Oh crap, I just realized I'm eating hot dogs.
That's what she said Tweeted!

Posted by: michael scott at May 30, 2011 08:00 PM (wPxqH)

407 405 -
Fat, Dumb Happy thats the Motto!

Posted by: CatLady at May 30, 2011 08:01 PM (CyPWX)

408 Baby's arm

Posted by: Hansen at May 30, 2011 08:12 PM (5Nf0H)

409 I just saw the CNN report that shows Weiner's home and read a comment from a poster on Big Government's new article on Weiner that shows that the flooring in the lewd photo is very distinctive.

His home looks like a townhouse with other apartments in it etc. Is there anyone savvy enough to look into this on a real estate site or something? You might break this case wide open.

Posted by: Gennette Cordova at May 30, 2011 08:15 PM (pmzey)

410 http://i.___ur.com/nmfxc.jpg

Here is the lewd pic (WARNING) that shows the flooring.

Posted by: Gennette Cordova at May 30, 2011 08:21 PM (pmzey)

411
What teh weiner is doing/saying is so out of character for him that it just screams guilt.

This is one of the biggest tells for me. Over at Kos, his confreres are screaming -- raging -- over this fucking criminal lying evil demon bastard Breitbart and his underhanded, overhanded, heavyhanded, hamhanded crusade against the Noble Left. They are calling for his head, his laptop, and his firstborn. They are licking their chops at the thought of his eminent demise at the hands of the FBI. This is exactly how Weiner typically behaves over any RW "outrage."

He is evidently going to fake the high road -- "I have more important things to do than satisfy this silly prankster by giving him the attention he craves" -- but I think a few in his base will be disappointed, maybe even disillusioned.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 08:23 PM (+/eKV)

412 379
what the f**k is a snooki?

Picture Kim Kardashian, only fatter, uglier, and with less morals.


Posted by: The Man Between The Cans at May 30, 2011 07:37 PM (TCyyS)

***Climbs on top of the Lamp behind UncleFacts ******Reaches for FelinePeptoBismol ***

Posted by: Sox at May 30, 2011 08:24 PM (IR0R1)

413 Look. The only reason any of you are pretending a crime has been comitted is because an FBI investigation would hurt this liberal congressman. Any fool with twelve brain cells knows that he sent the picture himself and there is no crime. This is a perfect example of just the kind of frivolous bullshit we need to excise from government. All of you nitwits need to forget about Weiner's weiner, Eric Massa's tickle parties, Larry Craig's bathroom tapdance, and Mark Sanford's southern exposure. Or, if you just can't take your mind of the sex organs of these politicians, at least leave law enforcement out of it. Prurient bullshit like this is simply a distraction.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 08:26 PM (4z6KA)

414 The last thing I want to think about is this creep's schlong

Posted by: Scarlet at May 30, 2011 08:28 PM (B68FX)

415 Wouldn't that be Schlort?

Posted by: Stephanie at May 30, 2011 08:29 PM (hGYL3)

416 Let's bus a dozen loads of right-wing thugs all wearing wife-beaters, up from, say, Texas, South Carolina, Mississippi, and Alabama, to do some 24/7 demos in the streets outside his house. They will need to be some big bubbas, because Weenie has some Paulies in his 'hood.

Sleeping bags, tents, 12-hour watches, morning calisthenics with the D.I., who needs to be some really loud cajun.

How about we dream up some chants. Something a whole lot more clever than those morons in Madison were doing.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 08:32 PM (4sQwu)

417
Any fool with twelve brain cells knows that he sent the picture himself and there is no crime.

Go say that at Daily Kos. I dare you.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 08:33 PM (+/eKV)

418 414 Another case of one being hoisted by their own petard.

Congressman Weiner is normally pulsing with righteous indignation at the slightest conservative misstep. Now we have the pleasure of him, temporarily at least, deflated.

Posted by: William Shakespeare at May 30, 2011 08:35 PM (5LqSF)

419
Anyway, jordan, we're pretty sure Weiner hasn't committed a crime yet (we don't know whether he's filed a false report with LE). We're talking about his character now. We just don't think much of a married man who sends a dicpic to a young girl and then tries to lie his way out of it.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 08:35 PM (+/eKV)

420 Look.
The only reason...
Any fool...

This is a perfect example...
All
of you nitwits...
Or, if you...
Prurient
bullshit...

Oh no you don't, Average Joe. We're on to your shenaniganizing. You are sooo busted.

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421 416
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Posted by: Sox at May 30, 2011 08:37 PM (IR0R1)

422 well Jordan, if you are right, Weiner lied on international TV.

Guess that is ok with you.

Posted by: Dick_Nixon at May 30, 2011 08:40 PM (aaYx7)

423 The issue for me is I have no confidence in an adult with no self-control and who puts gratification before honor, especially one in a position of trust and responsibility.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at May 30, 2011 08:43 PM (Y83DW)

424 414
Look. The only reason any of you are pretending a crime has been
comitted is because an FBI investigation would hurt this liberal
congressman.

Whoa, whoa, whoa--since when are we the ones complaining about a crime? It's the left that's been whining for days about pressing charges and suing Andrew Breitbart to jail. It's the left and Anthony Weiner who said the account was hacked--which is a crime.

So, let's try this again:

"The only reason you are now pretending a crime has not been committed is because an FBI investigation would hurt this liberal congressman."

That one sounds more accurate to me.

Any fool with twelve brain cells knows that he sent the picture himself
and there is no crime. This is a perfect example of just the kind of
frivolous bullshit we need to excise from government.

Bitch about that when it's somebody on our side that gets hurt and that will mean something to me. Actually, it probably still won't, because I'm really not in favor of married Congressmen e-mailing pictures of their crotches to 21-year olds.

A crime? Nah. But he is a scumbag and (while there are severe limits to the extent this can be done) I'm in favor keeping as many scumbags out of Congress as possible.

All of you nitwits need to forget about Weiner's weiner, Eric Massa's
tickle parties, Larry Craig's bathroom tapdance, and Mark Sanford's
southern exposure. Or, if you just can't take your mind of the sex
organs of these politicians, at least leave law enforcement out of it.
Prurient bullshit like this is simply a distraction.

A distraction from what? Having honorable people in Congress? It's certainly not a distraction for Anthony who'd love every bit of this if it was happening to somebody on our side instead of him, which is why my sympathy for him is nil.

Toss even the having "honorable people in Congress" part aside and this is still an opportunity to give a hard time to somebody who's enjoyed treating the right as uncivilly as possible and, sorry, that's enough.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 08:43 PM (mVDI9)

425 "suing Andrew Breitbart to jail..."

ahhh, "sending Andrew Breitbart to jail..."

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 08:45 PM (mVDI9)

426 I don't think much of him either, but the truth of this story is apparent to anyone who reads it, and there's no reason law enforcement should spend a nickel on this tawdry business. Judge him. Expose him. Put his cock pic on TMZ for all I care. I would be saying the same thing if the party affiliation was reversed: this voyeuristic crap is a distraction that says more about the people obsess over it (that would be you and me) than it does about Weiner. There will always be a portion of the electorate that seeks to criminalize sexual infidelity for political reasons. They pretend it's a big deal to lie about sex, when it's anything but. In fact, it's pretty damned normal to lie when caught in these situations.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 08:47 PM (4z6KA)

427 Agree with AD in 426.

I'm a dish best served cold hot, hard, and without respite, in this case.

Posted by: Revenge at May 30, 2011 08:54 PM (5LqSF)

428 AD, there would be no opportunity for me to defend someone on our side, since it wouldn't be covered by this site. Truth is, I think the place to respond to sexual infidelity by politicians (outside of crimes, of course) is inside the ballot box.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 08:54 PM (4z6KA)

429 I would be saying the same thing if the party affiliation was reversed: this voyeuristic crap is a distraction that says more about the people obsess over it (that would be you and me) than it does about Weiner. There will always be a portion of the electorate that seeks to criminalize sexual infidelity for political reasons. They pretend it's a big deal to lie about sex, when it's anything but.


I don't think he committed a crime and I'm against calling in the police for the sole reason that I don't think one occurred. We're bringing it up because, if one actually occurred, he would.

He doesn't know that all that happened was a lewd message being sent. For all he knows, they stole his personal information. That would cause him to be in very deep sh-t for reasons that have nothing to do with us. It's why, if this actually happened, he'd go to the police in a second.

For the record, though, lying under oath (if you're anybody other than President Clinton) absolutely is a big deal. There are no sex exceptions. There's no law that states "you have to tell the truth and nothing but the truth...except if the question has anything to do with sex." He got away with it, but don't walk into a courtroom and think anybody else is going to give you a pass for that. While you might not like it, if you ponder it, you'll be able to come up with a number of reasons why installing a rule that "yes, you can lie under oath if the question or the answer involves sex" would be a very, very bad idea.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 08:56 PM (mVDI9)

430 And, frankly, let's be realistic about infidelity: it's only bad when someone of the opposite party commits it. You won't see too many comments on this site bashing Reagan for fucking around.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 08:56 PM (4z6KA)

431

There will always be a
portion of the electorate that seeks to criminalize sexual infidelity for
political reasons. They pretend it's a big deal to lie about sex, when it's
anything but. In fact, it's pretty damned normal to lie when caught in these
situations.

Posted by: Jordan at May
30, 2011 08:47 PM (4z6KA)



It's probably a good thing that you'll never, ever have a girlfriend.Tool.

Posted by: Cicero at May 30, 2011 08:57 PM (Txl/u)

432
it's pretty damned normal to lie when caught in these situations.


Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 08:47 PM

It's NOT so normal to get into this situation. It IS normal to lose respect and credibility -- perhaps to the point that people wouldn't trust this creep with their tax dollars or the power of any political office from dogcatcher to president.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 08:58 PM (+/eKV)

433 429
AD, there would be no opportunity for me to defend someone on our side, since it wouldn't be covered by this site.


Uh, really?

You mean we didn't have post after post covering the Larry Craig scandal from the first second it broke?

You mean most of the commenters, including me, didn't agree that he was completely guilty?

You mean most of us weren't pissed that he didn't resign?

You mean most of us weren't pissed at Arlen Specter for talking him out of it?

Because I kinda remember that we were and did.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 08:58 PM (mVDI9)

434
oops.

428
Agree with AD in 426. 425

I'm a dish best served cold hot, hard, and without respite, in this case.

Posted by: Revenge at May 30, 2011 08:59 PM (5LqSF)

435 Jordan@427,

Huma Abedin Weiner, newlywed, might think private messaging and Twittering his privates to very young women might be a big deal and not worth trivializing.

And then there's the charge of "hacking" against known innocents and the risk such a charge places on the a) accused and b) for-profit company providing a service.

Weiner's reflex forces those he charged/impugned to act which, in turn, demands that legal parties get involved.

This is ALL Weiner's doing. He is the source of and solution to this problem.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 30, 2011 09:02 PM (1yViP)

436
I think the place to respond to sexual infidelity by politicians (outside of crimes, of course) is inside the ballot box.

You're contradicting yourself, jordan. Either we totally ignore it per your previous advice or we expose the shit out of it and hound the bastards out.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 09:02 PM (+/eKV)

437 431
And, frankly, let's be realistic about infidelity: it's only bad when
someone of the opposite party commits it. You won't see too many
comments on this site bashing Reagan for fucking around.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 08:56 PM (4z6KA)


Reagan didn't fuck around (and I'm aware of no serious accusation that he did), at least not when he was married. He was active after the divorce, but Jane Wyman stated openly that the divorce was because he was spending too much time in politics (and if you want to be more cynical, his career was on the decline while her's was taking off).

The guy entered his house one day only to find Jane Wyman telling him "get out, you bore me," and that was it. That's why she didn't say much while he President. She felt guilty over how she treated him.

Posted by: AD at May 30, 2011 09:06 PM (mVDI9)

438 Jordan, you're projecting.

First, a lot of us don't think he should have anything happen to him if he were totally honest and admitted to the twitpic. Now it isn't our fault that it knocks him down a peg and makes him look like less of an impressive figure when he goes on the shout shows. But he should leave Congress for leading people to believe a crime of identity theft is being committed against a sitting Congressman.

Second, if it were a Republican, he would either have to resign or be under serious pressure from the right to do so. He would almost surely not stand for re-election.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 30, 2011 09:07 PM (T0NGe)

439 Expose the shit out of it, but stop pretending it's a criminal matter. Expose the shit out of this scumbag, by all means, but hold no hearings, start no investigations and file no charges.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 09:07 PM (4z6KA)

440 OK, lemme get this straight. If it is not illegal, we should be ignoring it. Right?

Congressman X, who cares which party, wants a fresh van-load of 18-year-old boys brought to his special suite at the Willard each Thursday. ZZZZZZ.

Senator Y is going for a love-child in all fifty states, is now up to seventeen, and is hoping to score a perfect fifty before his term is up in 2016. Crickets.

The only reason we know about these happenings is via the blogosphere, as the MSM, not a one of them, has seen to it to report on any of this, as it is considered something to be dealt with inside the ballot box, and is not worth reporting.

No crime here. Keep moving.

Posted by: I'm in a New York state of mind at May 30, 2011 09:08 PM (4sQwu)

441 431
And, frankly, let's be realistic about infidelity: it's only bad when
someone of the opposite party commits it. You won't see too many
comments on this site bashing Reagan for fucking around.

---------


Correct, because RR was perfect in every way.


Posted by: RR Defender at May 30, 2011 09:08 PM (5LqSF)

442 Jordan or average Joe ?

Average joe is the kwisatz haderach .

Posted by: awkward davies at May 30, 2011 09:10 PM (YCW1b)

443 This may have been mentioned but a lot of the girls he followed had a specific "look" to them. Dark hair, dark skin young women. Must be his type

Posted by: Jackhole at May 30, 2011 09:12 PM (DU15A)

444 They pretend it's a big deal to lie about sex, when it's anything but. In fact, it's pretty damned normal to lie when caught in these situations.
Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 08:47 PM (4z6KA)
Jordan, ya dope, a sitting congressman is owned by a hacker? Does the hacker have more on the sitting congressman? Can the congressman's votes be bought by the hacker? Questions.

Posted by: madamex at May 30, 2011 09:12 PM (5QdhV)

445 Hey, Jordan, the reason this isn't blowing over is because of Anthony Fucking Weiner. A man with that name doesn't get to lie about crotch shots. He could've said, "Yeah, I did it. I'll go to therapy." By saying he got "hacked" (A mystery! A nefarious plot! A mysterious villain lurking in the shadows!), it was he who poured gasoline all over the fire. If you're upset that this isn't blowing over, take it up with the one man who can clear this up any time he wants.
And if this bro-ha-ha is such a distraction from AW's oh-so-important work, how is the fact that he's pulling this sort of shit while following the tweets of two hundred nubile girls across the fruited plain on his company supplied Blackberry not an arguably equal distraction? My guess is that -- contra you -- he probably isn't up to anything important in D.C. beyond trying to get laid or that he's on the wrong side of any solution to our problems and that burdening him with this crap so that he can't function will lead to an increase in overall utility for our great nation.
As far as I'm concerned, all pictures of Anthony Weiner are dick-pics.

Posted by: caspera at May 30, 2011 09:13 PM (GZ4uY)

446 If we had greater access to legal prostitution in the USA, would these scandals dry up, so to speak?

Posted by: Just Asking at May 30, 2011 09:16 PM (5LqSF)

447 Still looking for an official statement from Obvious about the hacking of their only commercial product.

Unless I missed it.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 30, 2011 09:17 PM (GTbGH)

448 446: Heh heh. The ironic name jokes are the best part of this story. Indeed, a man named Weiner can never lie about his dick.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 09:18 PM (4z6KA)

449 Jordan: "Expose the shit out of this scumbag, by all means, but hold no hearings, start no investigations and file no charges."

Expose him how, exactly, given your protection bubble?


Voters: Yes, Congressman, we have evidence you either committed a crime or did something pretty tawdry.

Team Weiner: No you don't.

V: Well, maybe this should be investigated so that we can decide what happened.

TW: No it shouldn't. Even Jordan agrees with me.

V: Hey, you're right. OK, everybody. Case closed.

TW: (one year later): Vote for me as Governor!

V: Weren't you the guy who Tweeted his erect penis to a co-ed?

TW: That was all a vicious, political smear. Look at the record. There was no evidence of that happening. Even Jordan said it wasn't worth investigating. The people who bring this up are just dirty, tea-bagging, wingnuts out to destroy my sterling reputation with a distraction.

V: Well then. I guess so. Nevermind.


Yeah, let's just ignore it because, I mean, what's the point?

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 30, 2011 09:20 PM (1yViP)

450
Expose the shit out of it, but stop pretending it's a
criminal matter. Expose the shit out of this scumbag, by all means, but
hold no hearings, start no investigations and file no charges.




Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 09:07 PM

You're PROJECTING, jordan! It's the LEFT that's screaming for "the hacker" to be prosecuted. It's the LEFT that's screaming for "the liar" Breitbart to be subpoenaed by the FBI. All we're saying is "well okay if you say so." This is known as calling his bluff. We know damn well there won't be any investigation, because Weiner will block it.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 09:21 PM (+/eKV)

451
If we had greater access to legal prostitution in the USA, would these scandals dry up, so to speak?


Posted by: Just Asking at May 30, 2011 09:16 PM

Maybe, maybe not. Some boyz like to be bad.

Posted by: arhooley at May 30, 2011 09:22 PM (+/eKV)

452 Let's not forget that Weiner is allowing his supporters and other Left-wing partisans to demonize Breitbart and all conservatives as being behind this "hacking," as well as leaving the college student who was the intended recipient of the tweeted picture to have to deal with the attention. But, I guess Jordan is fine with all of that, as evidenced by his attempts to portray those on the Right as the bad guys because we (i.e., U.S. citizens, Twitter users, Facebook users, Twitter investors, etc.) are paying attention to this situation and want answers to whether the account of an elected official was really hacked. Because if it was, it may impact us as citizens (e.g., public official who could be blackmailed) and as users of social media beyond simply a sole Democrat politican taking a PR hit and having his political career hurt. If people like Jordan think Weiner is lying, as he wrote earlier, then he should focus his attention and criticism on Weiner, not those of us that want the truth.

Posted by: Slappy at May 30, 2011 09:26 PM (5wIW7)

453 Anyone even remotely implicated as to having been in the least way involved should sue Wiener on whatever grounds they can find so that court discovery can be carried out (hopefully before Wiener's computer has an "accident").

Posted by: teapartydoc at May 30, 2011 09:36 PM (jzPLX)

454 Focus my criticism on Weiner? He's a weak, lying asshole who cannot be trusted to do what he says. If I lived in his district I would never have voted for him and would take pleasure in voting for his opponent. I think all this is obvious to anyone with ten or more functioning brain cells, but you're absolutely right. Weiner is the villain here. If not for prurient assholes.... ahem... I mean "truth seekers" no one would know. Not.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 09:47 PM (4z6KA)

455 "..hard on Congressman Weiner..."

LOL. Well, that is certainly descriptive

Heh.

Posted by: Donald at May 30, 2011 09:48 PM (XecoC)

456 Vote Weiner 2012 - He's Hard on Crime

or

Vote Weiner 2012 - He's Soft on Crime

Either way karma's a bitch...

Posted by: Stephanie at May 30, 2011 09:56 PM (hGYL3)

457 The story will be his staffer had access to his computer at the time...but that could be hard to really firm up...Is that called an anti-alibi?

Posted by: sexypig at May 30, 2011 10:16 PM (UmEOs)

458 455 Focus my criticism on Weiner? He's a weak, lying asshole who cannot be trusted to do what he says. If I lived in his district I would never have voted for him and would take pleasure in voting for his opponent. I think all this is obvious to anyone with ten or more functioning brain cells, but you're absolutely right. Weiner is the villain here. If not for prurient assholes.... ahem... I mean "truth seekers" no one would know. Not.Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 09:47 PM (4z6KA)

"All this is obvious to anyone with ten or more functioning brain cells"? Based on what? Your opinions in this thread? I have no freakin' idea who you are or your opinions on this site so if you've expressed opinions that should make me think that you're a rock-solid conservative then good for you. I'm just not aware of them. I should say that you do like to utilize the favorite debating tactics of liberals -- e.g., resorting to personal insults and challenging the intellect of others that disagree with you. I hope you realize that based on the content and logic expressed in your posts in this thread, you're not exactly showing yourself to be some sort of MENSA member.

Nonetheless, assuming you are some sort of conservative that would make Ronald Reagan proud, your opinion on this matter is misguided and your insults are directed at the wrong people. I don't see too many people on this site criticizing Weiner for this situation because we're "prurient." I see people not liking a public official -- this one a Democrat, but many of us say the same thing about Republicans who engage in the same type of behavior -- lying and being unwilling to take the blame for his flaws and idiotic behavior...you know, personal responsibility, something that is at the heart of conservatism.

Posted by: Slappy at May 30, 2011 10:18 PM (5wIW7)

459 I don't have a problem criticizing Weiner. His behavior speaks for itself, or at least it should. However, I don't think this is an issue for FBI or law enforcement any more than it was for Bill Clinton or Mark Sanford. There will always be a portion of the electorate (on BOTH sides) that seeks to find a way to criminalize the scummy behavior of our politicians. My objection is to the selective and hypocritical way these people seek to use the public sector to prosecute these offenses. It's simply outside the role of government. Judge, by all means, but don't prosecute.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 10:43 PM (4z6KA)

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462 Fuck off, Jordan. Your concern is showing.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 30, 2011 11:00 PM (wPxqH)

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Fair enough. I agree with you on the details regarding law enforcement being involving with investigating his personal sexual behavior, but if he's claiming his account was hacked illegally then law enforcement at some level should be involved, as it was when Obama's Twitter account was hacked last year.

Let's assume for the sake of argument that Weiner is lying as he sent the pic and there was no hacking, which is what I think the available evidence indicates occurred. Personally, here's to hoping that Twitter releases a statement to calm users of their service in which they say something like, "It is our belief that Rep. Weiner's account was not accessed illegally as the IP address of whom sent the picture was the same as it was for the regular user of the account." Then Weiner can come up with some explanation or excuse to save his political future (and perhaps marriage), Twitter users and investors won't lose faith in the service, and the Left can stop blaming Breitbart and others on the Right for an action they had nothing to do with. Of course, this is assuming that the story Weiner told is simply untrue and no one on the Right had anything to do with it, which, once again, is what I think the available evidence indicates occurred.

Posted by: Slappy at May 30, 2011 11:01 PM (5wIW7)

464 If Weiner makes some sort of criminal complaint to the police or FBI, he invites his own legal crucifixion. Otherwise, it's a face-saving lie, as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Jordan at May 30, 2011 11:10 PM (4z6KA)

465 14
Why not start with contacting Twitter?

Posted by: MayBee at May 30, 2011 04:30 PM (PLixr)

I know, Maybee. I think I would have done that the minute I determined someone was sending lewd pictures in my name.

Posted by: Topsecretk9 at May 30, 2011 11:34 PM (PK7oq)

466 So Weiner meets and hires Lawyers on a Holiday?

Want to bet those Lawyers are seeking out those women tomorrow and getting them to sign affidavits?

Weiner's Lawyers can't be compelled to testify or give evidence against him. It's the legal clean-up crew.



.


Posted by: Tonya at May 30, 2011 11:49 PM (Xs7ye)

467 Why would the FBI or police be involved? Do you understand the difference between a public twitter account as Weiner's is and a private email account as Palin's is?

Posted by: Sally at May 31, 2011 12:35 AM (olSKW)

468 "On second thought, perhaps I'm being too hard on Congressman Weiner."

ISWYDT.

Posted by: ThirtyAndSeven at May 31, 2011 01:29 AM (3so+k)

469 Sally: "...Do you
understand the difference between a public twitter account as Weiner's
is and a private email account as Palin's is?"

Twitter is still a private account. And even within this private account which is publicly accessible by a selected public audience, one can send private messages which are expected to be and remain private communications. Recall the DM function of Twitter which Weiner likely, mistakenly operated.

A private communication.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 31, 2011 01:50 AM (1yViP)

470 468
Why would the FBI or police be involved? Do you understand the
difference between a public twitter account as Weiner's is and a private
email account as Palin's is?

Posted by: Sally at May 31, 2011 12:35 AM (olSKW)


Again, you guys have gone from wanting blood and wanting to put the "hacker" behind bars to trying to explain to us why everybody should consider this no big deal and why it's perfectly reasonable not to pursue the hacker.

You've switched so quickly.

Just within a couple days.

If you want to make that case, okay, I guess, but you know why your side has switched its focus so quickly and so do we.

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