DNC Head Debbie Wasserman-Schultz Demands That Repulicans Not Make an Issue of Israel In 2012

Really. Really.

So, you guys are great on Israel, and obviously then the issue of Israel must help you; that must then by why you are demanding everyone shut up about Israel.

Let me shake the Magic 8-Ball of Plausibility...

OBVIOUSLY CORRECT

There you go. The DNC is trying to declare Israel off-limits as a campaign issue because Democrats would prosper from this issue.

Oh, and they made this demand in their private bipartisan meeting with Netanyahu, trying to get Netanyahu to agree that his country ought not to be an issue.

The RJC used their opening remarks to say that now was a historical time for the future of the Middle East, and to thank Prime Minister Netanyahu for meeting with them. But while the NJDCs chairman said essentially the same thing, he was followed by hyper-partisan comments, first from Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee chair Steve Israel and then from the DNC chair, Wasserman Schultz.

Sitting in front of Netanyahu, the DNC chair asked the RJC to pledge to refrain in 2012 from using Israel as part of the issues in campaigns, according to RJC executive director Matt Brooks. It started that way. Right from the get go they just jumped on it.

They decided to hijack these meeting in order to, in front of the prime minister, put a gag order in effect to prevent us from speaking out on Israel, Brooks says.

It is highly unusual for a sitting DNC chair to try to use a foreign prime minister to pressure another political group to act in a way that she deems appropriate. But this seems to have been what happened yesterday.

So, did Netanyahu agree to Wasserman-Schultz's plea for help?

No.

Asked about Netanyahus reaction, Brooks said Netanyahu was clearly uncomfortable and at one point said, do you guys want me to leave the room and give you guys some privacy?

You know who DWS needs to lobby on this issue? Senators in her own party, who are looking for a way to repudiate President Palisymp on Israel.

Senate Democrats are expected to support a resolution intended as a rebuff to President Obamas call for basing Middle East peace talks on the 1967 Israeli-Palestinian borders.

It would be a rare rebuke of the president by the upper chamber and a sign that Democrats are worried about the impact of last weeks speech on the U.S.-Israel relationship and pro-Israel constituents.

Democrats in both chambers are scrambling to fix the damage caused when Obama called for the 1967 borders and land swaps as a basis for peace.

Even Harry Reid rebuked Obama at an AIPAC event.

Oh: Since everyone keeps mentioning hot IDF girls.

Thanks to Eye Stallion.

Posted by: Ace at 05:55 PM



Comments

1 Sitting in front of Netanyahu, the DNC chair asked the RJC to pledge to
refrain in 2012 from using Israel as part of the issues in campaigns,

FYNSS

(Fuck you, next stupid suggestion)

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 25, 2011 05:58 PM (7utQ2)

2 Debbie: "All Aboard"

Posted by: Cherry π at May 25, 2011 05:58 PM (+sBB4)

3 Issues are off limits.


Posted by: Democrats at May 25, 2011 06:00 PM (MMC8r)

4 bahahahahahahahahaha now that's funnyyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: Totally Hawt Honey Badger ben DOOM! at May 25, 2011 06:00 PM (GvYeG)

5 מנא ,מנא, תקל, ופרסין

Posted by: toby928 at May 25, 2011 06:00 PM (GTbGH)

6 The campaign commercials write themselves. We can hit Oble hard on Israel in 2012 me thinks with Bibi's and Reid's own statements.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at May 25, 2011 06:01 PM (u8JAM)

7 Don't say a word about Israel. Cuz it might hurt us if you pointed out that Obama is a Pali sympathizer. And then we're going to have to spend a lot of time pretending that we love Jews. Maybe even Christians. And that's gonna be hard for us. Don't you see? So are we clear? Kthxbai.

Posted by: mama winger at May 25, 2011 06:02 PM (KDX07)

8 Jews using Jews against Jews? Man, they ARE crafty devils.

Posted by: nickless at May 25, 2011 06:02 PM (MMC8r)

9 Kyle: "I demand that you not make an issue of masturbation in 2011"

Posted by: Cherry π at May 25, 2011 06:02 PM (+sBB4)

10 Let's not make the shitty economy a campaign issue mmmmkay.

Posted by: Debbie Whatsherface-Schultz at May 25, 2011 06:03 PM (pdRb1)

11 Pure awesome.

I'm betting DWS's own district is pretty darn joooooish to boot.

Posted by: Andy at May 25, 2011 06:03 PM (seubm)

12 Smartest most competent president evah!

Posted by: buzzion at May 25, 2011 06:03 PM (oVQFe)

13 Bring ON the IDF babes ...

Posted by: Totally Hawt Honey Badger ben DOOM! at May 25, 2011 06:03 PM (GvYeG)

14 Wasserman Schultz looks like a vampire in that picture.

Posted by: Cheri at May 25, 2011 06:04 PM (oiNtH)

15 Congrats, Washedup-Slutz! You just entered the level of disgust I usually reserve for Helen Thomas and Nancy Pelicey.

Posted by: sifty at May 25, 2011 06:04 PM (2dbd9)

16 From the party that gave you: "RUN FOR THE ILLINOIS BORDER, BOYS!!!!"

We now finally have a sign of maturity:

"Hey, no fair talking about what the President says."




Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 25, 2011 06:04 PM (7utQ2)

17 Can we just not talk about the stimulus and how we can't even account for most of the money we blew?

Posted by: Debbie Whatsherface-Schultz at May 25, 2011 06:04 PM (pdRb1)

18 I agree. Let's not trouble anyone with discussions of Israel this campaign season.

Posted by: Ron Paul! at May 25, 2011 06:05 PM (uqJo6)

19 Nothing is going to reap more comedic benefits than the Ds making Wasserman-Schultz the chair. What a fantastic move for those of us who enjoy watching a train-wreck.

Posted by: Rich at May 25, 2011 06:05 PM (qUHCW)

20 O/T: After watching Janice Dean just now, we're going to need to be able to help out tonight. she said she's never seen a warning like this, "large population centers" in danger of tornadoes. It's going to be a long night.

Posted by: curious at May 25, 2011 06:05 PM (k1rwm)

21 NE Arkansas (where my aunt is) tornado 1/2 mile wide. Right now.

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2011 06:05 PM (lo1Lm)

22
Sure, Deb. And don't you say "Medicare."

Posted by: arhooley at May 25, 2011 06:05 PM (+/eKV)

23
Asked about Netanyahus reaction, Brooks said Netanyahu was clearly uncomfortable and at one point said, do you guys want me to leave the room and give you guys some privacy?
Nothing like crass behaviour and zero convictions! It's all about winning elections. Got it.

Posted by: Cheri at May 25, 2011 06:06 PM (oiNtH)

24
Your Honor, we request that no terms denoting or suggesting penis, masturbate, or airplane be allowed in testimony.

Posted by: Kyle Pearce defense team at May 25, 2011 06:06 PM (+/eKV)

25 Harry Reid rebuked Obama because he needs the Meyer Lansky voters as well as the Al Sharpton and Caeser Chavez voters.

Posted by: sifty at May 25, 2011 06:07 PM (2dbd9)

26 Praise Allah I don't have to start running until 2012. Gives me four years to screw these bastards.

Posted by: Barry O at May 25, 2011 06:07 PM (FcR7P)

27 Tornado response? That's off limits too.

Posted by: DWS at May 25, 2011 06:08 PM (uqJo6)

28 Curious wanted to draw everyone's attn to this on the last thread: Senate rejects Ryan budget; vote puts GOP on the spot - NBC http://on.msnbc.com/iEvFz9

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2011 06:08 PM (lo1Lm)

29 pledge to refrain in 2012 from using Israel as part of the issues in campaigns,
I'm sure they just meant the guy mentioned in this part:
"Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee chair Steve Israel"
So they really just want to keep ol' Steve out of the dialog. Hey, that's only appropriate!

OK, maybe that was lame, but you gotta see the irony, that a guy literallynamed "Israel" would be selling out the country he's named after.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 25, 2011 06:08 PM (F56VB)

30 Fos just reported Senate defeats Ryan budget plan. A number of Republicans voted against it. 40 yes votes only.

Posted by: Vic at May 25, 2011 06:09 PM (M9Ie6)

31 We insist that we all pretend Israel doesn't exist. And soon, it won't.

Posted by: Debbie Waterhead-Scruntz at May 25, 2011 06:09 PM (MMC8r)

32 Your Honor, we would like all mention of murder, clowns, death, gay sex, clowns, local Democrat politics, clowns, and killing stricken from the record.



Posted by: John Wayne Gacey Defense Team at May 25, 2011 06:09 PM (2dbd9)

33 Debbie Wasserman-Schultz is a whore!

Posted by: Ed Schultz at May 25, 2011 06:10 PM (x3YFz)

34 Posted by: toby928 at May 25, 2011 06:00 PM (GTbGH)
Okay Toby928tm, I'm lazy and ignorant, as well as unable to read Hebrew so what does that say?

Posted by: Polliwog at May 25, 2011 06:10 PM (Acdhq)

35 Senate rejects Ryan budget; vote puts GOP on the spot

Unclear on the concept of the second clause.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 25, 2011 06:10 PM (7utQ2)

36 Also, no fair talking about unemployment, the deficit, gas prices, or Obamacare.

Posted by: Debbie Wasserman-Schultz at May 25, 2011 06:10 PM (U6MtO)

37 shots fired at san pedro hs, one student down.

Posted by: curious at May 25, 2011 06:10 PM (k1rwm)

38 Even Harry Reid rebuked Obama at an AIPAC event.
Gosh it's almost like there's a scism in the Democratic Party about (enter issue here)Israel). You know, like the Republicans are always suffering from.
But of course if there was a scism in the Party about (enter issue here): (Israel) the MSM would have been highlighting this with headlines like:
Will Vicious Scism Over (Israel) DestroyDemocrats Forever!?
Right? Correct? Anyone?... Bueller?

Posted by: sherlock at May 25, 2011 06:10 PM (81ia8)

39 Don't mention the war! I mentioned it once,but I think I got away with it.

Posted by: Basil Fawlty at May 25, 2011 06:10 PM (MMC8r)

40 Even Harry Reid rebuked Obama at an AIPAC event.
It tookHarry's last ounce of strength to ginup a rebuke. Afterwards he dropped in a heap, and a puffof dust was seen to emit from hisslackened jaw.

Posted by: Cicero at May 25, 2011 06:11 PM (QKKT0)

41 29:

Israel is probably the only thing he disappoints more than his parents.

Posted by: sifty at May 25, 2011 06:11 PM (2dbd9)

42 Will they promise in exchange never to mention Ryan's plan again?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 25, 2011 06:12 PM (f9c2L)

43 Debbie Wasserman-Schultz? Even DSK wouldn't think of trying to rub his schwarz on her.

Posted by: IE Con at May 25, 2011 06:12 PM (/COcn)

44 30
Fos just reported Senate defeats Ryan budget plan. A number of Republicans voted against it. 40 yes votes only.


Posted by: Vic at May 25, 2011 06:09 PM (M9Ie6)
What immediately came to mind was Al Pacino from Scent of a Woman. It involved a flamethrower, and that's how we need to deal with the senate the next go-round.

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:12 PM (x3YFz)

45 37:

Like, San Pedro, New York?

How dare you comment on things in California! You wouldn't understand.

Posted by: sifty at May 25, 2011 06:12 PM (2dbd9)

46 Can we not talk about the GM bailout and how the American people lost big time on it?

Posted by: Debbie Wazzerface-Schultz at May 25, 2011 06:13 PM (pdRb1)

47
We insist that we all pretend Israel doesn't exist.

Posted by: Debbie Waterhead-Scruntz at May 25, 2011 06:09 PM (MMC8r)
Already on it.

Posted by: the maps in many Muslim countries at May 25, 2011 06:13 PM (5aD2o)

48 Wasn't it Dukakis who said something to the effect of, "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy (Bush 41)"
Well, I can't believe we have been losing to the likes of the modern DNC. How can one lose to such losers?

Posted by: Boots at May 25, 2011 06:13 PM (neKzn)

49 Senate rejects Ryan budget; vote puts GOP on the spot

Unclear on the concept of the second clause.


Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
.........
Seriously? Or, was that snark?

Those pricks want to get every Republican on record as voting to kill Medicare.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 25, 2011 06:14 PM (f9c2L)

50 That's weird, Senate Dems are voting against proceeding to the President's budget..............
Guess "free shit for every scumbag" isn't a very good budget.

Posted by: dagny at May 25, 2011 06:14 PM (lo1Lm)

51 Will they promise in exchange never to mention Ryan's plan again?

bahahahahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: "fair" negotiating strategy of Democrats and palestinians at May 25, 2011 06:14 PM (uqJo6)

52 Ohhh... yes, yes, yes, YES! Do it! Jooooooooos! Israel the beautiful!

Posted by: Damiano at May 25, 2011 06:15 PM (3nrx7)

53 Well, I can't believe we have been losing to the likes of the modern DNC. How can one lose to such losers?
'Cuz they play the blame game like nobody's business. Experts, really.

Posted by: Cheri at May 25, 2011 06:15 PM (oiNtH)

54 @48 Wasn't it Dukakis who said something to the effect of, "I can't believe I'm losing to this guy (Bush 41)"

Actually that was Jon Lovitz playing Dukakis in a SNL skit who said that.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at May 25, 2011 06:16 PM (9eDbm)

55 "Senate rejects Ryan budget; vote puts GOP on the spot"
General Martin Dempsey picked as next chairman of the joint chiefs of staff.....per brett beier on Fox news.

Posted by: curious at May 25, 2011 06:16 PM (k1rwm)

56 Obviously, her next request is that she's going to request that we don't make an issue of how fucking ugly she is in the election, either.

Posted by: Papa Editor at May 25, 2011 06:17 PM (Zs83Q)

57 let's not make an issue over the president dive bombing Air Force one over NYC.

Posted by: Debbie Wazzerface-Schultz at May 25, 2011 06:17 PM (pdRb1)

58 Fos just reported Senate defeats Ryan budget plan. A number of Republicans voted against it. 40 yes votes only.

I haven't looked, but I'll go out on a limb here:

The Maine Twins, Brown, Geezer (R-Indiana), the female senator from South Carolina, Cornyn, and, of course, MooCow.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 25, 2011 06:17 PM (7utQ2)

59 We can only hope Obama's muzzie buddies in Palestine/Egypt/Libya/etc.. show their true colors before election day. Freedom fighters my ass.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 25, 2011 06:17 PM (f9c2L)

60 What's irony?

Posted by: Captain Barack America at May 25, 2011 06:17 PM (AN8d5)

61 A kid was shot in a classroom....live feed

Posted by: curious at May 25, 2011 06:18 PM (k1rwm)

62 53

Well, I can't believe we have been losing to the likes of the modern DNC. How can one lose to such losers?

'Cuz they play the blame game like nobody's business. Experts, really.

Posted by: Cheri at May 25, 2011 06:15 PM (oiNtH)
It really is fucking mind numbing, knowing that there are that many total fucking idiots out there, driving around you, shopping, playing golf, VOTING.... and yet for some odd reason natural selection hasn't caught up with them. How?

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:18 PM (x3YFz)

63 Well, I can't believe we have been losing to the likes of the modern DNC. How can one lose to such losers?
'Cuz they play the blame game like nobody's business. Experts, really.

Posted by: Cheri at May 25, 2011 06:15 PM (oiNtH)
It's a conundrum, wrapped in an enigma, twirled around a mystery.

Posted by: guy with boxes of ballots in his trunk at May 25, 2011 06:18 PM (5aD2o)

64 Oh, and I would like to refrain from discussing any actual issues or policy positions during this election. Instead we should focus on how Hope and Change have enriched our lives.

Posted by: Chick that Looks Like a Drowned Poodle at May 25, 2011 06:18 PM (3nrx7)

65 It's the Dems' playbook.

Israel is off limits, unless we want to make a point about the GOP.

Candidate's kids are off limits, but if a Republican's fuck up, then it is front page news. But if the kids can help the Dem, then the kids are everywhere. (See Bush daughters vs Princess Seabiscuit and Al
Gore, III)

Using religion as a Republican is pandering to the far right, using religion as a Democrat is "reaching out" to the black community because the church is the focal point of the community.

It's the old Dem double standard.




Posted by: MrCaniac at May 25, 2011 06:18 PM (eKuOw)

66 43
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz? Even DSK wouldn't think of trying to rub his schwarz on her.

Posted by: IE Con at May 25, 2011 06:12 PM (/COcn)
I believe the word you are looking for is "Schwanz". Schwartz is "black".

Posted by: Museisluse at May 25, 2011 06:19 PM (a8aqn)

67 We won't mention Israel if you won't mention SEALs or killing Osama.

Deal, cocksucker?

Posted by: sifty at May 25, 2011 06:19 PM (2dbd9)

68 66
43
Debbie Wasserman-Schultz? Even DSK wouldn't think of trying to rub his schwarz on her.

Posted by: IE Con at May 25, 2011 06:12 PM (/COcn)
I believe the word you are looking for is "Schwanz". Schwartz is "black".


Posted by: Museisluse at May 25, 2011 06:19 PM (a8aqn)
May the schwartz be with u. Never seen Space Balls? Come on...

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:20 PM (x3YFz)

69 I believe the word you are looking for is "Schwanz". Schwartz is "black".
Schwarz as in Schwarzenegger.

Posted by: IE Con at May 25, 2011 06:21 PM (/COcn)

70 Here is the official list of issues for this coming election

1. Killing Osama Bin Laden

End List

Posted by: Debbie Wazzerface-Schultz at May 25, 2011 06:21 PM (pdRb1)

71 62:

They haven't instituted a sustainable, responsible, and ecologically friendly hunting season on Fuckin Idiots yet. Hence, the population explosion of liberals.

Posted by: sifty at May 25, 2011 06:21 PM (2dbd9)

72 Talking about those filthy Joooos! is off limits you racist bastards!

Posted by: Chick that Looks Like a Drowned Poodle at May 25, 2011 06:21 PM (3nrx7)

73 If DWS said no, we would like totally believe her, No means No!1!!1!!11! We don't hate our dicks

Posted by: Delta Kappa Epsilon at May 25, 2011 06:22 PM (le5qc)

74 71
62:

They haven't instituted a sustainable, responsible, and
ecologically friendly hunting season on Fuckin Idiots yet. Hence, the
population explosion of liberals.


Posted by: sifty at May 25, 2011 06:21 PM (2dbd9)
Valid point, sifty. If we club them it'd be ecologically friendly...

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:24 PM (x3YFz)

75 Since the Democrats so nicely kept Iraq, Pakistan, and the war on terror off the table in 2008, I don't see why Republicans can't return the favor.

Posted by: JohnJ at May 25, 2011 06:24 PM (pcdzx)

76 ....and don't you guys go nominating guys like Huntsman and T-Paw cuz they're really scary to us...OK???

*wink*...*wink*

Posted by: The Democrats at May 25, 2011 06:24 PM (AnTyA)

77 Sorry- no "t". Do mean like "Schwarzkopf"? "Dickhead"?

Yes, I can almost recite the lines from "Spaceballs" in my sleep, my son and friends watched it so many times. THe quotes were as funny as the ones from the first Austin Powers movie- at least they were funny the first 250 times....

Posted by: Museisluse at May 25, 2011 06:25 PM (a8aqn)

78 30
Fox just reported Senate defeats Ryan budget plan. A number of
Republicans voted against it. 40 yes votes only.

They lost the Maine sisters, Scott Brown, Princess Lisa, and Rand Paul. Only losing 5 votes when the conference wasn't whipped is impressive.

Also, the Ryan budget was the only budget which received any votes (thus far). Obama's lost 0-97.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at May 25, 2011 06:26 PM (CLYmB)

79 73
If DWS said no, we would like totally believe her, No means No!1!!1!!11! We don't hate our dicks


Posted by: Delta Kappa Epsilon at May 25, 2011 06:22 PM (le5qc)
So you're not the only one convinced that DWS has a small penis?

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:30 PM (x3YFz)

80 When will we finally get a President that is pro-Israel?
Impeach that sheygetz Baruch Obaba.

Draft someone real. Moshe Katsav is available. With Jonathan Pollard for Secretary of State.

Posted by: Gerbil Malodor at May 25, 2011 06:30 PM (vXPFn)

81 זיין לך שאלה באה דבי

Posted by: Robert at May 25, 2011 06:30 PM (91Ty7)

82 I don't understand DWS's request on several levels.

Posted by: mare at May 25, 2011 06:31 PM (A98Xu)

83 Oh look, a Jew-hating troll.

The dull gray plumage is a giveaway.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 25, 2011 06:32 PM (7utQ2)

84 81
זיין לך שאלה באה דבי

Posted by: Robert at May 25, 2011 06:30 PM (91Ty7)
translates to: "You question is Debbie Zein"what in the hell?

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:34 PM (x3YFz)

85 No talking about the illegal kinetic non military bomb a thon goin on against a third world country that poses no threat to the US while ignoring Irans and Syrias butchering of their freedom fighters......right Waasserho?

Posted by: Concealed Kerry its ur dooty at May 25, 2011 06:35 PM (tHnoW)

86 For those who want a Flickr feed that actually works and shows more the kick-ass side of IDF ladies than their cheesecake side:
Women in the IDF

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 06:36 PM (Di3Im)

87 85
No talking about the illegal kinetic non military bomb a thon goin on
against a third world country that poses no threat to the US while
ignoring Irans and Syrias butchering of their freedom
fighters......right Waasserho?


Posted by: Concealed Kerry its ur dooty at May 25, 2011 06:35 PM (tHnoW)
Illegals wars are cool, and all the hippies in Berkeley and Boulder are silent, IF it's a commie president. But only if.

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:37 PM (x3YFz)

88 No talk of spiking footballs or tamales either, wingnuts.

Posted by: Fritz at May 25, 2011 06:37 PM (AN8d5)

89 Fuck the Democrats, they can fucking rot in Hell if they expect us to only talk about what they want to talk about.

Debbie Does Palis can go directly to Hell.

Hey, LA Times, now would be a good time to release that Khalidi tape you've been hiding to protect your pimp.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 25, 2011 06:38 PM (bxiXv)

90 84 81
Posted by: Robert at May 25, 2011 06:30 PM (91Ty7) translates to: "You question is Debbie Zein"
what in the hell?
Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:34 PM (x3YFz)
Mene, mene, tekel upharsin
You have been weighed and found wanting
What Daniel saw the moving finger write upon the wall: a message about King Belshazzar of Babylon and his impending doom.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 06:39 PM (Di3Im)

91 Maybe Wasserman-Schultz is correct. Republicans should not make an issue of Israel in the election. We should have people like Alan Dershowitz make an issue of Israel in the election - AGAINST the Dems.

Posted by: allo12 at May 25, 2011 06:39 PM (Ii6Fx)

92 86

For those who want a Flickr feed that actually works and shows more the kick-ass side of IDF ladies than their cheesecake side:

Women in the IDF

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 06:36 PM (Di3Im)
Wife's gonna be home in about an hour. It would behoove me to not checking out the IDF hotties, as much as I'd love to, when she rolls in the door. It takes too much time to remove the olive oil, penguins and duct tape. God, those women are hot. /unfap

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:39 PM (x3YFz)

93 Oh - my bad: that's the first Hebrew quote at #5.
The one at #81 is filthy.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 06:40 PM (Di3Im)

94 Republicans really should just shut the fuck up and let us lie about everything. Worked in NY.

Posted by: Debbie Ed- Schultz at May 25, 2011 06:41 PM (VXVJ/)

95 Wife's gonna be home in about an hour. It would behoove me to not checking out the IDF hotties, as much as I'd love to, when she rolls in the door. It takes too much time to remove the olive oil, penguins and duct tape. God, those women are hot. /unfap
Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:39 PM (x3YFz)
The Flickr stream has one of a IDF female sniper -- all you see is her eye and her sniper rifle. Oddly hot.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 06:42 PM (Di3Im)

96 90
84 81
Posted by: Robert at May 25, 2011 06:30 PM (91Ty7)
translates to: "You question is Debbie Zein"
what in the hell?

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:34 PM (x3YFz)
Mene, mene, tekel upharsin
You have been weighed and found wanting
What Daniel saw the moving finger write upon the wall: a message about King Belshazzar of Babylon and his impending doom.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 06:39 PM (Di3Im)
my trusty online hebrew translator is apparently malfunctioning.

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:42 PM (x3YFz)

97 They haven't instituted a sustainable, responsible, and ecologically friendly hunting season on Fuckin Idiots yet. Hence, the population explosion of liberals.
Posted by: sifty at May 25, 2011 06:21 PM (2dbd9)
Valid point, sifty. If we club them it'd be ecologically friendly...
Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:24 PM (x3YFz)
I say neuter 'em and use them for labor. They're not using their reproductive organs properly in the first place.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 06:44 PM (Di3Im)

98 my trusty online hebrew translator is apparently malfunctioning.
Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:42 PM (x3YFz)
My error - mene mene is the Hebrew at #5.
#81 is a reference to a penis coming in Debbie.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 06:45 PM (Di3Im)

99 97
They haven't instituted a sustainable, responsible, and ecologically
friendly hunting season on Fuckin Idiots yet. Hence, the population
explosion of liberals.

Posted by: sifty at May 25, 2011 06:21 PM (2dbd9)

Valid point, sifty. If we club them it'd be ecologically friendly...

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:24 PM (x3YFz)
I say neuter 'em and use them for labor. They're not using their reproductive organs properly in the first place.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 06:44 PM (Di3Im)
Yeah, if I were Extreme Super Ruler of Mankind.... I'd think about enslaving them, but they're so fucking annoying I'd just go for the eco-friendly approach and feed them to bears and sharks. The environment wins, and fewer hippies.

So if I ever run for ESRoM, that's my platform: feed the hippies to the sharks. The rest will take care of itself.

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:48 PM (x3YFz)

100 98
my trusty online hebrew translator is apparently malfunctioning.

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:42 PM (x3YFz)
My error - mene mene is the Hebrew at #5.
#81 is a reference to a penis coming in Debbie.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 06:45 PM (Di3Im)
I demand your banning for that mental image! That's just not acceptable!

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:50 PM (x3YFz)

101 Well, I can't believe we have been losing to the likes of the modern DNC. How can one lose to such losers?
Because they give away other peoples money.

Posted by: Way Old Dude at May 25, 2011 06:58 PM (JEvSn)

102
Noticed one thing in common with the IDF babes, every one of them exercised proper trigger discipline. I don't remember seeing a single bad example in the whole batch. That says their training is professional.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 25, 2011 06:59 PM (ud5dN)

103 So if I ever run for ESRoM, that's my platform: feed the hippies to the sharks. The rest will take care of itself.
Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:48 PM (x3YFz)
It has the virtue of elegant simplicity.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 07:00 PM (Di3Im)

104 The White House had it's own Herman Cain moment today. The White House said they supported the "Right of Return " for Jews, according toWH spokesman Ben Rhodes. Since there are no Jewish refugees from the 1948 war does this mean that the Jews that were expelled from Gaza can return?

Posted by: good for a laugh at May 25, 2011 07:01 PM (FFHuv)

105 I demand your banning for that mental image! That's just not acceptable!
Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:50 PM (x3YFz)
The letter "zayin" (the rightmost in the #81 comment) resembles a dangling penis, so "zayin" is slang for "dick." So is "zubi."
A couple of common Israeli expressions, sort of like the things Vinnie Barbarino tossed out in Kotter's class, are "zayin b'ayin" ("dick in your eye") and "zubi b'tachat" ("cock in your butt").
Yiddish is far more creative, with curses like "Er zol vaksen vi a tsibeleh, mit dem kop in drerd!" (may he grow like an onion with his head in the dirt").

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 07:04 PM (Di3Im)

106 105
So if I ever run for ESRoM, that's my platform: feed the hippies to the sharks. The rest will take care of itself.

Posted by: tangonine at May 25, 2011 06:48 PM (x3YFz)
It has the virtue of elegant simplicity.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 07:00 PM (Di3Im)

But what about the polar bearrrrrrrs?

Posted by: whining hippie douchebag at May 25, 2011 07:05 PM (pdRb1)

107 108:

There's no nibbles like cannibals.

Posted by: sifty at May 25, 2011 07:06 PM (2dbd9)

108 The White House had it's own Herman Cain moment today. The White House said they supported the "Right of Return " for Jews, according toWH spokesman Ben Rhodes. Since there are no Jewish refugees from the 1948 war does this mean that the Jews that were expelled from Gaza can return?
Posted by: good for a laugh at May 25, 2011 07:01 PM (FFHuv)
The Jews who were expelled from Arab countries after 1949 left behind land totalling more than five times the current area of Israel, and property worth billions in current dollars. So on the principle of a negotiated right of return with compensation in lieu of physical repatriation, the Arabs owe the Israelis who were expelled from Arab lands a whole buttload of cash.
But I am sure the Obama White House only referred to Israeli law that grants immediate citizenship to any Jew returning to the Jewish homeland from the Diaspora.

Posted by: stuiec at May 25, 2011 07:08 PM (Di3Im)

109 ...or they they like the Helen Thomas peace plan

Posted by: Splinterhead at May 25, 2011 07:14 PM (1ttBl)

110 @110
I saw this as an equalitarian move by the WH. Am I wrong? I think we can all agree that no Arab state is going to compensate displaced Jew.

Posted by: good for a laugh at May 25, 2011 07:20 PM (FFHuv)

111 Obama stood with the terrorists for a leftwing second. Tough shit leftists. Eat shit. We stand with Israel all the time, you leftwing Nazis do not. Eat shit .

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at May 25, 2011 07:31 PM (0fzsA)

112
Yeah sure hyperbole-shultz
Really? ...... REALLY!?
Is this chick insane? my, yes son, she is.

From the same folks that are telling retards that republcans are trying to 'destroy medicare' .... OK.
Israel? Oh sure, we won't do that. We take the high road.
Mccain is probably signing on to the next 'pack of 5' traitors including scott brown, the maine lesbos, the idiot in alaska who's daddy made her senator and ... rand paul? WTF!?
Can we just flush the paul family forever? They are HURTING the party. And our future.
Yowza on fox right now - elizebeth smart looks hawt.

Posted by: Billy Barty at May 25, 2011 07:34 PM (V+aEN)

113 Is Breitbart reading these comments? He seems to gave a thing for foregoing the foreplay and going straight to the good stuff.

Posted by: Gerbil Malodor at May 25, 2011 07:35 PM (vXPFn)

114 As if I didn't have enough reasons to support Herman Cain, if he is the nominee, we will NEVER AGAIN hear about this filthy beyotch's "courage" for facing cancer. She is the nastiest Bolshevik in the US House, and she needs to open a little falafel shop in downtown Gaza City. Or grab a bunch of raw chicken and go splashing around in the Everglades, gator capital of the US.

She's a disgrace to our faith, and our country.

Posted by: jewishodysseus at May 25, 2011 07:37 PM (IQujk)

115 I have just fapped to Golda Meir's wikipedia page.

Mmm Mmm Mmm. Golda Meir.

Ayn Rand - you are next.

Posted by: Gerbil Malodor at May 25, 2011 07:37 PM (vXPFn)

116 Sorry, JO, but she's the norm, not the exception, in the American Jewish community. What percentage of the group voted for Obama the last election knowing his background. He could appear with a clone of Hitler and still get 65% plus of the American Jewish vote.

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