Your Video Metaphor Of The Day

Presented without comment.

Story here.

My question is, what the hell was the Secret Service agent driving the limo doing drinking a Slurpee while on duty?

Posted by: DrewM. at 12:45 PM



Comments

1 I love the *clang* after the cheers. Just loved it.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 23, 2011 12:46 PM (T0NGe)

2 Moochelle's ass was too much for The Beast.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 12:47 PM (UOM48)

3 If only he had a Chevy Volt...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 12:47 PM (9hSKh)

4 The First Couple is also invited to the prime minister's house, where
Mrs Obama and Samantha Cameron, wife of British leader David Cameron,
will host a barbecue for British and American military vets.The men will 'wear aprons to serve burgers and sausages' writes the Sunday Times.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 12:48 PM (UOM48)

5 "Michelle, you're gonna have to get out..."

Posted by: EC at May 23, 2011 12:48 PM (GQ8sn)

6 My question is, what the hell was the Secret Service agent driving the limo doing drinking a Slurpee while on duty?

Maybe his opinion of obama mirrors ours.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 12:48 PM (NtTkA)

7 Thought they were required by law to post a 'Wide Load' sign?

Just sayin'...

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 23, 2011 12:48 PM (GBXon)

8 Another fine Government motors vehicle...

Posted by: Donna at May 23, 2011 12:49 PM (bdE9c)

9 My Irish ancestors are spinning in their graves over the fawning masses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 12:49 PM (UOM48)

10 At least the Beast wasn't driven into a ditch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 12:49 PM (UOM48)

11 Oh Lord Jane... another photo op at the expense of the troops....

Posted by: Donna at May 23, 2011 12:50 PM (bdE9c)

12 When the car gets stuck you put it in "D", don't you remember.
Doofus

Posted by: Mr. Dave at May 23, 2011 12:50 PM (RL8qf)

13 He needs to come on down to cooters house of lift kits. We have been helping our customers carry the BIG GIRLS since 1983.

Posted by: Homophobe redneck at May 23, 2011 12:51 PM (NtTkA)

14 I want to thank the Secret Service for helping me to fix their problem and get moving again.

Posted by: Capt. Training Pants at May 23, 2011 12:51 PM (FcR7P)

15 Speaking of Michelle:

We didn't realise you were such a big Jedward fan, Michelle. First Lady looks the part as she arrives in a windswept Ireland.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 12:51 PM (9hSKh)

16 The world laughs at us while our citizens hang our head in shame and head for the unemployment line.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 12:51 PM (UK9cE)

17 Why is Barry there, anyway? To get tips on building a burgeoning economy?

Posted by: nickless at May 23, 2011 12:52 PM (MMC8r)

18 My Irish ancestors are spinning in their graves over the fawning masses.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

My Irish cousins are probably beside themselves with joy. But then, they thought that the carnage and political fallout after katrina was funny, as were losses in Iraq. Shortly after the day that ten Marines were killed in Iraq, one of them made to jeer that "you Yanks aren't having a good time of it there are you?" I noted that I was a Mraine veteran and expressed my wish that the devil take him.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2011 12:52 PM (Gzv/o)

19 Over a million bucks and no hydraulic suspension?

Posted by: scottythrust at May 23, 2011 12:53 PM (VTeUD)

20 The Micks are obviously oblivious to what a monumental skidmark this marxist asshole is.
They should have had the First Tamale walk alongside til they got over the speed bump.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 23, 2011 12:53 PM (HBqDo)

21 At least the Beast wasn't driven into a ditch.

Kind of the reverse. Same effect though.

Posted by: De' Debil Hisself at May 23, 2011 12:53 PM (H+LJc)

22 Heh. A non-fan of Barky is speaking with Rush from Dublin.

Gem of the day: "It took him less time to find out where his Irish ancestors were from than to release his long-form BC."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 12:54 PM (UOM48)

23 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 12:51 PM (9hSKh)


I'm SHOCKED he didn't bow.

Wait, no I'm not. They're an ally. He'd rather wipe his ass with them than treat them as an equal or better. He saves those for our enemies.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 12:54 PM (UK9cE)

24 15 ...the only reason I even get that reference is because I read the Sun online. Which is sad.

And no, not just Page 3. Though that is a sight at the end of the day...

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 23, 2011 12:54 PM (GBXon)

25 My question is, what the hell was the Secret Service agent driving the limo doing drinking a Slurpee while on duty?
Must be a Republican.

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 12:55 PM (4df7R)

26 Oh, and how bad is this going to slow down the site being above the fold and all......?

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 12:55 PM (UK9cE)

27 Oh, good. He's already managed to insult the Queen again and he hasn't even arrived in England yet.

Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2011 12:55 PM (FcR7P)

28 Clearly there are no engineers in the Secret Service, or people with common sense. You can tell by looking at the grade that it wasn't going to make it over, especially considering the weight of the vehicle. Maybe had they picked up enough speed and pulled a General Lee they could have made it, but it would have scuffed up the car big time.

Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2011 12:55 PM (wuv1c)

29 So now Obama is at fault for crashing a car driven by someone else? Silly wingnutz

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 12:56 PM (SHvKp)

30 No ditch? That guy's good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 23, 2011 12:57 PM (d0Tfm)

31 We enjoy mindlessly cheering at any slight movement of automobiles WOOO!!!!!!!

Posted by: People in Dublin at May 23, 2011 12:57 PM (9RFH1)

32 My kid drives an armored vehicle that has a push-button to inflate/deflate the tires, depending on terrain.

Seems like the geniuses who designed the Beast could have built in some sort of hydraulic lift or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 12:57 PM (UOM48)

33 Over a million bucks and no hydraulic suspension?

Posted by: scottythrust at May 23, 2011 12:53 PM (VTeUD)


A $300 lift kit from AirLift Mfg. probably would've worked just fine. It does for my truck when towing my 5th wheel.

But, JEF wouldn't know anything about that, would he.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 12:58 PM (UK9cE)

34 Shouldn't they have been riding in Europe's famous high speed rail?

Oh wait.. Michelle's ass would have disqualified her..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 23, 2011 12:58 PM (f9c2L)

35 Itchy vag much, Jean?

Posted by: nickless at May 23, 2011 12:58 PM (MMC8r)

36 28 Clearly there are no engineers in the Secret Service, or people with common sense. You can tell by looking at the grade that it wasn't going to make it over, especially considering the weight of the vehicle. Maybe had they picked up enough speed and pulled a General Lee they could have made it, but it would have scuffed up the car big time.
Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2011 12:55 PM (wuv1c)
Okay, am I the only one who just laughed out loud at the image of the Presidential Limo taking flight ala the General Lee? All it would need to make the image perfect is a few jugs of bootleg liquor in the trunk and Moochelle in a pair of Daisy Dukes (though that image is terrifying).

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 12:58 PM (4df7R)

37 I sure they calculated the clearance in advance but somebody fudged the wookie's numbers on the weight and balance sheet.

Posted by: Bob Saget with a can of cheezwiz at May 23, 2011 12:58 PM (NLWij)

38 Somebody in the Secret Service needs to get chewed out for not scoping the ramp out. It doesn't take a degree in engineering to see that the Beast wasn't going to make it.

Posted by: joncelli at May 23, 2011 12:59 PM (RD7QR)

39 I hurt myself laughing at this one.

Posted by: The Great and Secret Show at May 23, 2011 01:00 PM (kk5bH)

40 Presented without comment.
And I look under the photo...and there's a comment. That's what keeps this smart military blog smart.

Posted by: BuckIV at May 23, 2011 01:00 PM (AtjNL)

41 I'm an excellent driver.

Posted by: Joe 'RainMan' Biden at May 23, 2011 01:00 PM (MMC8r)

42 WTF did they get stuck on?

Posted by: Vic at May 23, 2011 01:00 PM (M9Ie6)

43
So now Obama is at fault for crashing a car driven by someone else? Silly wingnutz

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 12:56 PM

What's your name at Kos? Seriously. I'll be posting there once again as soon as I get a new UID (banned -- twice -- under my old ones). We could hook up!

Posted by: arhooley at May 23, 2011 01:00 PM (m3Djl)

44 29 So now Obama is at fault for crashing a car driven by someone else? Silly wingnutz
Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 12:56 PM (SHvKp)
No, we just like laughing at how unPresidential our so-called President tends to be. Point and laugh, Jean. Get the stick out of your ass.

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 01:01 PM (4df7R)

45 Jean, I want to send you a first class Bus ticket to LA,(lower Alabama), My retarded cousin Zeb is lookin for a wife. I let him read your posts, (OK, I read him your posts). He said HOT DAMN CUZ!, finally somebody I can have a conversation with. Then he took his copy of tatooed fat girls, I told him you were the centerfold, and he done run off to the woods for some pud pullin fun. Where do I send that ticket?

Posted by: Homophobe redneck at May 23, 2011 01:02 PM (NtTkA)

46 WTF did they get stuck on?
there was a steep triagular grade there, the metal sound was the bottom of the car

Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2011 01:02 PM (wuv1c)

47 27 Oh, good. He's already managed to insult the Queen again and he hasn't even arrived in England yet.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2011 12:55 PM (FcR7P)
Oh, great. What'd he say this time?

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 01:02 PM (4df7R)

48
>>So now Obama is at fault for crashing a car driven by someone else? Silly wingnutzPosted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 12:56 PM (SHvKp) He didn't crash the car he took it in the bottom without complaint,Funny that.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 23, 2011 01:02 PM (HBqDo)

49 What was it Barry said about guys who got cars stuck in ditches?

Posted by: George Orwell at May 23, 2011 01:02 PM (+vkOU)

50 This can't be the first time a dignitary arrived in that location. Why did JEF need a NEW vehicle anyway? What is he afraid of? The left HATED Bush and he was well protected when traveling. Why did this asshat need another $1 Mil limo?

I'm still laughing that his embarrassing staff allowed that to happen, though.....

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:02 PM (UK9cE)

51 Posted by: arhooley
.......
Hey.. me too! twice! I wear it as a badge of honor..


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 23, 2011 01:02 PM (f9c2L)

52 Hey Ireland, welcome to the shit we have to put up with every day.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:03 PM (BP6Z1)

53
My kid drives an armored vehicle that has a push-button to inflate/deflate the tires, depending on terrain.

Come to think of it, didn't Teh One tell the rest of us to properly inflate our tires?

Posted by: arhooley at May 23, 2011 01:03 PM (m3Djl)

54 My kid drives an armored vehicle that has a push-button to inflate/deflate the tires, depending on terrain.
Is he an LAV crewman Jane. Everytime I was carrying a pack for miles on end and those things would pass us I would curse myself for not finding out about them sooner.

Posted by: hobbes at May 23, 2011 01:03 PM (du4U/)

55 hey jean...not a palin fan.

we already have a jean here, don't steal people's nic's. it's frowned upon here and one of the few rules that exist here at the hq.

Posted by: Ben at May 23, 2011 01:03 PM (wuv1c)

56 A $300 lift kit from AirLift Mfg. probably would've worked just fine. It does for my truck when towing my 5th wheel. But, JEF wouldn't know anything about that, would he.

But you'd think the Secret Service would have thought of this potential risk. Talk about sloppy. Here's a flaw that can be exploited to stop The Beast in its tracks. Just stupid...

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 01:03 PM (9hSKh)

57 49
What was it Barry said about guys who got cars stuck in ditches?

Heh.

Posted by: People in Dublin at May 23, 2011 01:03 PM (9RFH1)

58 Jesus, I thought Bubba Clinton had a huge ego but Obama's self-love is something to behold. He enjoys listening to himself talk more than a normal man would enjoy a BJ.

Utterly shameless.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2011 01:03 PM (TMB3S)

59 Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 12:56 PM (SHvKp)
You didn't get the MRI like I told you to. You'll wish you had. You are having trouble sleeping now and are forgetting little things. Soon you will notice sensitivity to light, which you'll promptly ignore too. Then you will have a Grand Mal. Pray you're not driving when that happens.

Posted by: Lynndie England's Chemical Light Stick at May 23, 2011 01:04 PM (LXPet)

60 My question is, what the hell was the Secret Service agent driving the limo doing drinking a Slurpee while on duty?
He takes his job seriously?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 23, 2011 01:04 PM (vbh31)

61 A comment at YouTube (where they're really enjoying the vid):







Obama's a brother. Shouldn't his car have hydraulic suspension?



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:04 PM (UOM48)

62 It wasn't a Slurpee. It was a Green McShake from McDonald's, which is about as Irish as Obama.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 23, 2011 01:04 PM (iAUf+)

63 At least he can win $10,000 at Americas Funniest Home Videos, after his only term as Pres.

Do you think he knows that just cause his name starts with O, doesn't make O'Bama Irish?

Posted by: The Great and Secret Show at May 23, 2011 01:04 PM (kk5bH)

64
Hey.. me too! twice! I wear it as a badge of honor..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 23, 2011 01:02 PM

Badge of honor, yup. I screencapped my warning to "Desist with your racist rants." Think I'll post it on my blog.

Posted by: arhooley at May 23, 2011 01:04 PM (m3Djl)

65 Just more proof that the adults are in charge now.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:05 PM (UK9cE)

66 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at May 23, 2011 12:51 PM (9hSKh)

--I had no idea who Jedward was until I read that.

Justin Bieber is like Barry White next to those clowns.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:06 PM (BP6Z1)

67 hobbes, your question went over my head. heh. His MOS is motor-t (now transport security). His fav vehicle is the seven ton.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:06 PM (UOM48)

68 61, Nope, the black thing is the giant chrome wheels with the spinnies. That should of raised the limo high enough but I think he is trying to separate himself from his ghetto half, The hydraulics is the latin/asian thing.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 01:06 PM (NtTkA)

69
i was under the impression that the secret service drivers were well trained and experts in their field
all you have to do to avoid getting high centered is to approach the obstacle at an angle
i'm a moron and even i know this
the needless embarrassment andincompetance is never ending with this bunch
i'm buying the next round of slurpees, the entertainment value alone will be worth the price

Posted by: merkin at May 23, 2011 01:07 PM (BSD6E)

70 Jean..not a Palin fan

Yeah, damn that bitch for being one of the hardworking 100 million Americans who own firearms, instead of being a little whore like you looking for a sugar daddy.

Posted by: Ken at May 23, 2011 01:07 PM (dvQqE)

71 But you'd think the Secret Service would have
thought of this potential risk. Talk about sloppy. Here's a flaw that
can be exploited to stop The Beast in its tracks. Just stupid...


Posted by: Kratos
........

You can bet muzzie terrorists are marking this little factoid down in their little black books. Who knew it would be so easy to incapacitate the presidential limo?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 23, 2011 01:07 PM (f9c2L)

72 My Irish cousins are probably
beside themselves with joy. But then, they thought that the carnage and
political fallout after katrina was funny, as were losses in Iraq.
Shortly after the day that ten Marines were killed in Iraq, one of them
made to jeer that "you Yanks aren't having a good time of it there are
you?" I noted that I was a Mraine veteran and expressed my wish that
the devil take him.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2011 12:52 PM (Gzv/o)

How about those tornadoes in Missouri? LMAO!!!

Posted by: Kos Kidz at May 23, 2011 01:07 PM (BP6Z1)

73 Rush just said Barky comes from a long line of O'bamas. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:07 PM (UOM48)

74 Portland, OR, last October:
Obama compared the country to a car Republicans drove into a ditch, "a deep ditch, muddy and hot, with lots of bugs."

Cut to video of Barry and his boys blocking traffic in Dublin.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 23, 2011 01:07 PM (+vkOU)

75 Barry's got a Pope mobile?

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at May 23, 2011 01:07 PM (jx2j9)

76 From the link , a bit of discontinuity.
After dumping The Beast Barack and his wife finally made their way to in County Offaly...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 23, 2011 01:08 PM (d0Tfm)

77 Hmm, it took our President at least 7 minutes to get in another car and get out of there? What was he doing, reading My Pet Goat to his staff?

Posted by: JoeInMD at May 23, 2011 01:08 PM (PIahf)

78 I'm betting that pic of Moochelle from behind that the DailyMail.uk has on their site will get them banned from covering the 'prez' ever again.

It's like 2 big Christmas hams........

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:08 PM (UK9cE)

79 So what the hell is that monstrous van that occludes the view? Never seen anything like it.
Oh, and I love the comment on the tape..."Nice Driving"...
Cracked me up.

Posted by: HH at May 23, 2011 01:08 PM (6oDXl)

80 >>Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:06 PM (UOM4








































































LAV = Light Armored Vehicle

Posted by: ontherocks at May 23, 2011 01:09 PM (HBqDo)

81 hobbes, your question went over my head. heh.
ah, sorry, I had no idea that trucks had such a thing. Most of my time in involved walking.

Posted by: hobbes at May 23, 2011 01:09 PM (du4U/)

82 Obama's "ditch" metaphor.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 23, 2011 01:09 PM (T0NGe)

83 I learned the secret to getting banned really quick over at Daily Kooks.. insult one of the regulars.. they immediately run to one of the admins and get you booted. I've become more subtle in my trolling over there recently. It's actually more fun.. it's a challenge!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 23, 2011 01:10 PM (f9c2L)

84 Didn't the Beast make it INTO the Embassy? Was it just a steeper grade coming out that made it stick? This is truly a metaphor- can get in, but can't get out.

Posted by: Museisluse at May 23, 2011 01:10 PM (a8aqn)

85 Please, go away.

Jesus he's such an attention whore.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 01:10 PM (pLTLS)

86 all you have to do to avoid getting high centered is to approach the obstacle at an anglei'm a moron and even i know thisthe needless embarrassment andincompetance is never ending with this bunchi'm buying the next round of slurpees, the entertainment value alone will be worth the price

Posted by: merkin at May 23, 2011 01:07 PM (BSD6E)


That MAY work with the proper speed, but in the standard Differential drive train, there's the chance that the vehicle would lift one rear wheel causing it to spin uncontrollably and prevent the vehicle from moving forward.

But, being that this is a JEF vehicle, it wouldn't have such limitations in the drive line, now would it. It's GOT to be a full time 4wd if not at LEAST AWD, correct?

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:11 PM (UK9cE)

87 What's your name at Kos? Seriously. I'll be posting
there once again as soon as I get a new UID (banned -- twice -- under my
old ones). We could hook up!


Posted by: arhooley at May 23, 2011 01:00 PM (m3Djl)
--Heh, I remember you mentioning how you have subversively concern-trolled there. I guess they got sick of the facts.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:11 PM (BP6Z1)

88 85 Please, go away.

Jesus he's such an attention whore.
Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 01:10 PM (pLTLS)

Christ, he looks like an Oompa-Loompa with a dead possum on his head.

Posted by: joncelli at May 23, 2011 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

89 80
>>Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:06 PM (UOM4







































































LAV = Light Armored Vehicle

*slaps forehead* I knew that. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:13 PM (UOM48)

90 Do you think he knows that just cause his name starts with O, doesn't make O'Bama Irish?
Posted by: The Great and Secret Show
Oi'll have you know dat he's as Oirish as meself!

Posted by: Paddy O' Furniture at May 23, 2011 01:13 PM (Gzv/o)

91 Palin woulda been able to change the tire..you betcha!

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 01:13 PM (SHvKp)

92 61 A comment at YouTube (where they're really enjoying the vid):
Obama's a brother. Shouldn't his car have hydraulic suspension?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:04 PM (UOM4
Well, given that his black half comes from an African Kenyan father, I'd rephrase that and say, "Shouldn't his car be an elephant?"
But that would sound racist.
I denounce myself.

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 01:13 PM (4df7R)

93 My MOS was 13-Mike, the MLRS artillery system. Our primary vehicle, the M270 Self-Propelled Loader Lencher (SPiLL) was pretty rough on traffic/parking structures. Every long convoy through tiny little German/Belgian/Luxy cities resulted in at least a few traffic signs getting clipped (theysometimes tore off completely and flew like frisbees if hit at a decent enough speed) and I personally ground more than my share of curbstones into dust.
Someday I'll tell a real nightmare Army vehicle vs. Structure story. Actually, I'll scan a newspaper account of it when I get a chance to black out some id'ing details.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 01:14 PM (Z05lF)

94 I'd say this kinda shows up an intrinsic weakness in the "Beast". It's so heavy and inflexible, it can get hung up on a speed bump?

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 23, 2011 01:15 PM (i6RpT)

95 Palin woulda been able to change the tire..you betcha!
I didn't see anything to indicate a flat tire Jean, just a highside. But if there had been a flat I'm pretty sure Palin would be able to fix it herself more quickly than Bambi and his entire cabinet.

Posted by: hobbes at May 23, 2011 01:15 PM (du4U/)

96 Palin woulda been able to change the tire..you betcha!

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 01:13 PM (SHvKp)


Did they have a flat tire? I don't think so. Was it FAIL on an EPIC level? Yes. You know heads are going to roll because of it, too.

Really, you should stop because you're embarrassing yourself.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:15 PM (UK9cE)

97 Bottomed Out - apt metaphor

Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 01:16 PM (WkuV6)

98 The specs of the SPLL. Basically a Bradley. http://preview.tinyurl.com/p7aah

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 01:16 PM (Z05lF)

99 I taught the limo everything I know.

Posted by: Israeli Tank at May 23, 2011 01:16 PM (SY2Kh)

100 They don't know much about math or physics.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 23, 2011 01:17 PM (d0Tfm)

101 Shouldla took da prius!

Posted by: hutch1200 at May 23, 2011 01:17 PM (PWoCN)

102 I'd say this kinda shows up an intrinsic weakness in the "Beast". It's so heavy and inflexible, it can get hung up on a speed bump?
Posted by: nevergiveup
Irish trivia: I heard speed bumps being referred to as 'sleeping policemen'.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (Gzv/o)

103 29
So now Obama is at fault for crashing a car driven by someone else? Silly wingnutz

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 12:56 PM (SHvKp)

I think it was more the fault of the enormous fat ass on the ride along.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (6IReR)

104 101 Shouldla took da prius Volt!
Posted by: hutch1200 at May 23, 2011 01:17 PM (PWoCN)
FIFY.

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (4df7R)

105 37 I sure they calculated the clearance in advance but somebody fudged the wookie's numbers on the weight and balance sheet._________
Probably had NASA do it. Those folks are well known for mixing metric and imperial units, with ensuing hilarity.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (xGZ+b)

106 It appears as if the UK and Ireland press is not as in love with the Dear Leader and FLOTUS as in the US. (see photos of Moo's hair flying into a stiff Mohawk).
Thanks, I laughed at the video and the remarks from the Irish crowd. Hilarious, as one can only imagine how po'd Barry and Moo were over this. Someone needs to capture the video as it will vaniah soon.Love it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (FnRYN)

107 © Sponge
FUCK YOURSELF

Posted by: hutch1200 at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (PWoCN)

108 Stealing someone's handle is a sure way of confirming asshattery of the lowest mettle. Way uncool.

But trolls will be trolls.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (+vkOU)

109 Good grief- he sticks his pinky out to drink beer

Posted by: Museisluse at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (a8aqn)

110 Time for Wapner.

Posted by: Joe 'RainMan' Biden at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (MMC8r)

111 and Jackass at "SHvKp" - get creative and find another nick, no sure why your so concerned about me or my thoughts on Sarah?

Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 01:19 PM (WkuV6)

112 The TopKick truck suspension used in the presidential limousine clearly was not up to the task of transporting the weight of the First Lady's massive ass.

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 01:19 PM (QKKT0)

113 Heh. This is already the first vid on FAILBlog with a survey asking who's fault it is.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:19 PM (UK9cE)

114 I've become more subtle in my trolling over there recently. It's actually more fun.. it's a challenge!

I don't know how you can stand it. Surfing Kos is like walking the halls of a mental asylum during a full moon.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at May 23, 2011 01:19 PM (vbh31)

115 Yes, the Irish would love Obama. Just look at their economy. It mirrors the great success and culture of government dependance Obama has brought to America. Hooray!

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 01:19 PM (CHrmZ)

116 >>Bottomed Out - apt metaphor Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 01:16 PM (WkuV6)I try to be concise. Some troll is stealing your name btw.




































Posted by: ontherocks at May 23, 2011 01:19 PM (HBqDo)

117 91
Palin woulda been able to change the tire..you betcha!

Posted by: Jean..not a Palin fan at May 23, 2011 01:13 PM (SHvKp)

Probably. Interesting that a libtard would think being able to perform a relatively simple task such as changing a tire would be some kind of detriment. Having said that, you aren't real observant are you? There was no flat tire, the car cased on the sidewalk. Now, Fuck. Off.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 23, 2011 01:20 PM (6IReR)

118 Shouldla took da prius!

Teh Won just can't resist Dublin down.

Posted by: PA Cat at May 23, 2011 01:21 PM (awTzO)

119 Looks like the suspension broke:

http://tinyurl.com/43lpvld

Posted by: RarestRX at May 23, 2011 01:21 PM (/eIgc)

120 78
I'm betting that pic of Moochelle from behind that the DailyMail.uk has
on their site will get them banned from covering the 'prez' ever again.

It's like 2 big Christmas hams........


Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:08 PM (UK9cE)

--They're a tabloid, like the Boston Herald or Winnipeg Sun to the power of eleven. They don;t care.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:21 PM (BP6Z1)

121 Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:11 PM (BP6Z1)

I got banned after just one week for suggesting that Obama shouldn't have killed UBL. My point was that he was just like Bush. They didn't like that at all. No refutation of my point, mostly just cursing and huffing and puffing and gaming their automated banning system to get me bounced quickly.

I was not impressed by the collective intellect over there.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:21 PM (LH6ir)

122 Jean, Jean honey, we need your address. Zeb has brushed his tooth, he has warshed his sunday go to meetin overalls, I'm gonns send him down to the creek to bath. Here's a little bonus fer ya, I know how your kind hates the Jews, Zeb aint been circumcized. Lots of ant eater fun for a big gal like you.

Posted by: Redneck Homophobe at May 23, 2011 01:21 PM (NtTkA)

123 FUCK YOURSELF

Posted by: hutch1200 at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (PWoCN)

Usually disagreements start with some banter or trading of facts and/or opinions back and forth, but you've gone straight for the ender.

Congratulations. WINNING!!!!

You must be proud.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:22 PM (UK9cE)

124 29 So now Obama is at fault for crashing a car driven by someone else? Silly wingnutz________
Well, in all fairness, he is used to being in a bus that rides high enough to throw things under.
/rimshot

Posted by: Anachronda at May 23, 2011 01:22 PM (xGZ+b)

125 Listen to little Barry on Rush right now. He's all ina huff that what he said about Israel is misunderstood and taken out of context. He's such a little bitch.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2011 01:22 PM (1Jaio)

126 109
Good grief- he sticks his pinky out to drink beer


Posted by: Museisluse at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (a8aqn)

--Anyone want to be he expounded on Guinness the way he did about being a life-long White Sox fan and could not even get the old name of the ball park right?

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:22 PM (BP6Z1)

127 Re-listening to Obama's AIPAC speech on Rush. Sheesh, the man has skin that's thinner than tissue paper. What an ass.
And I'm sick of people saying Netanyahu was "rude" to Obama on Friday. No, he wasn't. You know what's rude? Telling a sovereign nation to go fuck itself by ceding a bunch of land to a cult of bloodthirsty wingnuts who want to kill all of your people. THAT'S fucking rude.

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 01:23 PM (4df7R)

128 At the bottom of the link @ 109, there was a truly horrible outfit that Michelle is wearing.

I know nothing about fashion, but I do know that she just looks terrible in most of the things she wears.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 23, 2011 01:23 PM (T0NGe)

129 Lincoln - Someday I'll tell a real nightmare Army vehicle vs. Structure story. -

ice + M113's + hill - picturesque German village = maneuver damage report that needs to go to the 2star level.

Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 01:23 PM (WkuV6)

130 85
Please, go away. Jesus he's such an attention whore.

And he doesn't know how to apply his tan in a bottle evenly.

Posted by: booger at May 23, 2011 01:23 PM (9RFH1)

131 BTW I can;t believe JEF brought an entourage of 500 on this trip. WTF? This is worse than Michelle going to Spain.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:24 PM (BP6Z1)

132 The Secret Service agent was definitely a Republican, getting the car stuck in the ditch, then drinking Slurpees and laughing while I push the car out

Posted by: King Barry the JEF at May 23, 2011 01:25 PM (vdfwz)

133 Shoulda slapped some 25 inch ghetto spinners on that bitch.

Posted by: Jesse James at May 23, 2011 01:25 PM (EL+OC)

134 From Politico (I know):

Sorry, Jon Favreau: "If you need somebody to do some good writing, you hire an Irishman," President Obama said earlier today in Dublin.

Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny gave the president a set of books about
Hawaiian myths written by an Irish writer, a gift for Sasha and Malia.
But don't worry, Obama didn't leave empty-handed.

Kenny gave Obama a hurling stick, which the president brandished like a
baseball bat. Hurling, sort of like lacrosse and field hockey, is an
Irish national obsession.

"If members of Congress aren’t behaving, give 'em a little paddle, a little hurl," Obama said.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:25 PM (UOM48)

135 Posted by: Museisluse at May 23, 2011 01:18 PM (a8aqn)

--Anyone want to be he expounded on Guinness the way he did about being a life-long White Sox fan and could not even get the old name of the ball park right?
Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:22 PM (BP6Z1)

Barry and Ester don't look like they're enjoying their Guinnesses much. And Barry who claims to be the biggest Sox fan couldn't name one player either.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2011 01:25 PM (1Jaio)

136 I got banned after just one week for suggesting that
Obama shouldn't have killed UBL. My point was that he was just like
Bush. They didn't like that at all. No refutation of my point, mostly
just cursing and huffing and puffing and gaming their automated banning
system to get me bounced quickly.

I was not impressed by the collective intellect over there.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:21 PM (LH6ir)
--OTOH, I'm impressed by anyone here who spend time reading the BS over at places like Kos and DU. I could not stand more than a couple hours at Crooks and Liars.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:26 PM (BP6Z1)

137 President Jugears was so serious about the diplomatic aspects of this trip that he asked his staff to find him someone to teach him a few phrases in Irish.

Posted by: Cicero at May 23, 2011 01:26 PM (QKKT0)

138 Reason 1,001 I am thankful that I don't live in California;

Supreme Court orders California to release tens of thousands of prison inmates
I suppose when some gets murdered, they can take their complaint to the ACLU?

Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 01:26 PM (CHrmZ)

139 Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:22 PM (UK9cE)

What'd you say?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:26 PM (LH6ir)

140 138, Now that's funny.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 01:27 PM (NtTkA)

141
BTW I can;t believe JEF brought an entourage of 500 on this trip

500? What? Where did you read this??

Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 01:27 PM (pLTLS)

142 Sorry, Jon Favreau: "If you need somebody to do some good writing, you hire an Irishman," President Obama said earlier today in Dublin.
So THAT'S why every speech he's given has sucked. He hasn't had an Oirishman doing the writing!
"If members of Congress aren’t behaving, give 'em a little paddle, a little hurl," Obama said.
Well, to be honest, I've felt the same way now and then. But I'm not the fucking PRESIDENT.

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 01:27 PM (4df7R)

143 And I'm sick of people saying Netanyahu was "rude" to Obama on Friday.

Gee, talking tough to someone at a venue where he has the opportunity to respond.

How rude. Bibi should have treated him like he treated Sam Alito and Paul Ryan.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 23, 2011 01:27 PM (T0NGe)

144 142

BTW I can;t believe JEF brought an entourage of 500 on this trip

500? What? Where did you read this??


Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 01:27 PM (pLTLS)

Not surprised, he ain't paying for it.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 23, 2011 01:28 PM (6IReR)

145 OT/ Latest prisoners' rights vs. citizens' rights healthcare solution.
Makes sense if you're a ..... well actually it doesn't really make any sense at all.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 23, 2011 01:28 PM (HBqDo)

146 I hear this sort of thing doesn't happen in Israel. Here's hoping this goes as viral as the Honey Badger on the innertubes. Does anyone know how to get that "naturalist" to narrate this?

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:28 PM (Q5+Og)

147 Holy frak, John McLaughlin is still alive? He was ancient when I was a kid!

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 01:28 PM (4df7R)

148 Our President NEVER makes a mistake. Imagine how bad the car would have been wrecked if Obama wasn't in it

Posted by: Judy or Trudy or Jean, depending on the day at May 23, 2011 01:28 PM (vdfwz)

149 Suspension broke?

That's a rapin'.


No, really, that's a big fuckin' deal.

Posted by: nickless at May 23, 2011 01:28 PM (MMC8r)

150 Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:26 PM (BP6Z1)

I went for the sole purpose of causing trouble. What really amazed my was the uniformity of thought. Everyone toed the line. It was stunning, and then very, very boring.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:28 PM (LH6ir)

151 Kenny gave Obama a hurling stick, which the president brandished like a
baseball bat. Hurling, sort of like lacrosse and field hockey, is an
Irish national obsession.

"If members of Congress aren’t behaving, give 'em a little paddle, a little hurl," Obama said.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 23, 2011 01:25 PM (UOM4

You'll laugh.You'll cry.You'll hurl.

Posted by: Wayne's World at May 23, 2011 01:29 PM (BP6Z1)

152 What'd you say?


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:26 PM (LH6ir)


Have no idea. He didn't quote a particular comment, but nothing's been over the top and none have been removed, so only God knows at this point.

I'm sure gerg got his butt hurt about something, but I was an easy target, I guess.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:29 PM (UK9cE)

153 I noticed some short fuses on the blog today, do we need a flame war thread?

Posted by: Bob Saget with a can of cheezwiz at May 23, 2011 01:30 PM (NLWij)

154 139
Reason 1,001 I am thankful that I don't live in California;

Supreme Court orders California to release tens of thousands of prison inmates
I suppose when some gets murdered, they can take their complaint to the ACLU?


Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 01:26 PM (CHrmZ)

Bravo, California!

Posted by: Fidel Castro at May 23, 2011 01:30 PM (BP6Z1)

155 >>Posted by: Marcus at May 23, 2011 01:26 PM (CHrmZ)
Beat me too it , but it's worth a double take.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 23, 2011 01:30 PM (HBqDo)

156 Lincoln - Someday I'll tell a real nightmare Army vehicle vs. Structure story. - ice + M113's + hill - picturesque German village = maneuver damage report that needs to go to the 2star level.
Posted by: Jean

Don't be a tease. We need to hear this one out. This should beat the story I heard from a Navy type on a replenishment ship in the late 70's/early 80's tasked to do a burial at sea, and then return the mourners to port and thenjoin a task force going on deployment. Except that the coffin failed to sink. Chaos (and gunfire) ensued.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2011 01:30 PM (Gzv/o)

157 Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:29 PM (UK9cE)

It's a new hash, so it could be anyone. I blame Bush.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:30 PM (LH6ir)

158 I guess the driver found out that Ireland has perfected the physics capable of making a Slurpee out of a pint of Guinness.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at May 23, 2011 01:31 PM (UvFnc)

159 Posted by: Bob Saget with a can of cheezwiz at May 23, 2011 01:30 PM (NLWij)

Screw you, cocksucker. You don't run this blog.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:31 PM (LH6ir)

160 Anyone ever notice that when there's really bad news on the economy, Jugears goes golfing. If it's so bad he can't duck it for a day, he goes overseas.

Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2011 01:31 PM (vdfwz)

161 I noticed some short fuses on the blog today, do we need a flame war thread?
Up yours Bob, you are the least funny Jew on the planet.

Posted by: hobbes at May 23, 2011 01:31 PM (du4U/)

162 >>> It's a new hash, so it could be anyone. I blame Bush.

But that nic is old. He's been around a long time andI have never known him to go off like that - wierd.

Posted by: Roadking at May 23, 2011 01:32 PM (u7MDB)

163 145
142

BTW I can;t believe JEF brought an entourage of 500 on this trip

500? What? Where did you read this??


Posted by: laceyunderalls at May 23, 2011 01:27 PM (pLTLS)

Not surprised, he ain't paying for it.


Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at May 23, 2011 01:28 PM (6IReR)
--I think momma posted that from a link last night or the night before. It was a story about them staying in Buckingham Palace. (It may have been 200, which is still far too many.)

Posted by: Fidel Castro at May 23, 2011 01:32 PM (BP6Z1)

164 /commie libtard idol sock

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:32 PM (BP6Z1)

165 You know, this wouldn't have happened if Ireland were adequately equipped with light rail.

Posted by: WalrusRex at May 23, 2011 01:32 PM (jUZRg)

166 President Jugears was so serious about the diplomatic aspects of this trip that he asked his staff to find him someone to teach him a few phrases in Irish.
Posted by: Cicero

Is this a gag? Because there is such a thing as an Irish language (Gaelic).

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2011 01:33 PM (Gzv/o)

167 154
I noticed some short fuses on the blog today, do we need a flame war thread?


Posted by: Bob Saget with a can of cheezwiz at May 23, 2011 01:30 PM
Nah, an Email of the Day from a troll thread would do, or something so stupid from the MBM that it was hysterical would lighten things up

Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2011 01:33 PM (vdfwz)

168 It's a new hash, so it could be anyone. I blame Bush.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:30 PM (LH6ir)


That or Rove the magnificent bastard.........


Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:33 PM (UK9cE)

169 157 Lincoln - Someday I'll tell a real nightmare Army vehicle vs. Structure story. - ice + M113's + hill - picturesque German village = maneuver damage report that needs to go to the 2star level.
Posted by: Jean

Don't be a tease. We need to hear this one out. This should beat the story I heard from a Navy type on a replenishment ship in the late 70's/early 80's tasked to do a burial at sea, and then return the mourners to port and thenjoin a task force going on deployment. Except that the coffin failed to sink. Chaos (and gunfire) ensued.

Shoosh, we had a LAV try and jump a missing section of overpass in Iraq. Seems jumping a LAV is not quite the same as the Gen'l Lee. Fortunately all Marines survived. Funny what happens to people when they don't get enough sleep.

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:34 PM (Q5+Og)

170 Shit, he's just trying to do a JFK immitation. What a tool.

Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 01:35 PM (dcbhx)

171 Up yours Bob, you are the least funny Jew on the planet.

Posted by: hobbes at May 23, 2011 01:31 PM (du4U/)


I beg to differ.......

Posted by: Richard Lewis at May 23, 2011 01:35 PM (UK9cE)

172 Nah, an Email of the Day from a troll thread would do, or something so stupid from the MBM that it was hysterical would lighten things up
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2011 01:33 PM (vdfwz)
It's sad that video of Obama's limo bottoming out on a speed bump in Ireland isn't enough to lighten everyone's mood. Goes to show you how crappy things are!

Posted by: MWR at May 23, 2011 01:35 PM (4df7R)

173 Posted by: hobbes at May 23, 2011 01:31 PM (du4U/)

You're dumber -- and slower -- than Saget. And that's impressively stupid.

And ugly...and brutish...and short.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:35 PM (LH6ir)

174 Is this a gag? Because there is such a thing as an Irish language (Gaelic).

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2011 01:33 PM (Gzv/o)

Erin, go braless!!!

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at May 23, 2011 01:35 PM (BP6Z1)

175 172, Yeah, fuck you

Posted by: Lewis Black at May 23, 2011 01:36 PM (NtTkA)

176 I'm not short...and you are a Dildo.

Posted by: hobbes at May 23, 2011 01:36 PM (du4U/)

177 Lincoln - Someday I'll tell a real nightmare Army vehicle vs. Structure story. - ice + M113's + hill - picturesque German village = maneuver damage report that needs to go to the 2star level.
Posted by: Jean

Don't be a tease. We need to hear this one out. This should beat the story I heard from a Navy type on a replenishment ship in the late 70's/early 80's tasked to do a burial at sea, and then return the mourners to port and thenjoin a task force going on deployment. Except that the coffin failed to sink. Chaos (and gunfire) ensued.

Shoosh, we had a LAV try and jump a missing section of overpass in Iraq. Seems jumping a LAV is not quite the same as the Gen'l Lee. Fortunately all Marines survived. Funny what happens to people when they don't get enough sleep.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:34 PM (Q5+Og)
Wow. I watched a shit-storm ensue when a piece of construction equipment backed over a stack of M-16s. For bureaucratic angst and finger pointing it couldn't be beat, but a LAV joining (briefly) the air wing?

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2011 01:36 PM (Gzv/o)

178 Looks like the suspension broke:http://tinyurl.com/43lpvld
Posted by: RarestRX at May 23, 2011 01:21 PM (/eIgc)
Exactly. If the suspension had been up to the task, it would've recovered and The Jug-Eared Marxist could continue rolling. You can bet the engineer who designed that part of the limo is going to hear about it.
I LOL'd.

Posted by: Bill H at May 23, 2011 01:37 PM (M7vwQ)

179 179, The parts were probably made with Chinese steel.

Posted by: Lewis Black at May 23, 2011 01:37 PM (NtTkA)

180 MWR @47, here's what I was referring to:

White House staff told the Queen’s household that they could not risk Mr Obama touching a drop of London tap water – or even the palace’s own bottled mineral water.
According to sources, when one staff member asked why, they were told that ‘they didn’t want to risk a change in water in case it gave Mr President a stomach upset’.

Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2011 01:37 PM (FcR7P)

181 Jean, our stories are very similar. A German hill and "big fucking deal" status were part of mine as well.

I've got a brandy new printer that copies, scans, etc., but it's acting up (won't stop "aligning cartridge", which it always fails to do). I'll mess around with it and post my little saga on an open thread as soon as I get my shit together.

Posted by: Lincolntf at May 23, 2011 01:38 PM (Z05lF)

182 Is this a gag? Because there is such a thing as an Irish language (Gaelic).

Aye, tis true... believe the crowd was chanting a traditional Irish greeting when JEF and the Mule arrived.

"Pogue ma hon! Pogue ma hon!" they all cried with great glee and laughter in their hearts.

And so the JEF raised a pinkie and downed a sip of Guinness, and all was well in Eire.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at May 23, 2011 01:38 PM (XyjRQ)

183 I was starting to think maybe Pawlenty is the guy and then my friend was
like "oh I really thought he was great years ago and then he got in
and gave the democrats everything they wanted, he didn't fight at all,
so now he's going to fight, yeah right". He's adamant and he doesn't
like anyone so far in the republican field and he's one of the only
registered republicans that I actually know, who actually lives and
works in NY.

Posted by: curious at May 23, 2011 01:38 PM (k1rwm)

184 Shoosh, we had a LAV try and jump a missing section of overpass in Iraq. Seems jumping a LAV is not quite the same as the Gen'l Lee. Fortunately all Marines survived. Funny what happens to people when they don't get enough sleep.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:34 PM (Q5+Og)

I gotta know. Did anyone present them with a pilot's license? Or put them in for flight pay? If everyone survived, that would be the logical next step.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2011 01:38 PM (Gzv/o)

185 176 172, Yeah, fuck you



I'm in. NO, GO FUCK YOURSELF. I feel better already. Anyone else want in?

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:39 PM (Q5+Og)

186 179, The parts were probably made with Chinese steel. Genuine GM parts.

FIFY.

Posted by: nickless at May 23, 2011 01:39 PM (MMC8r)

187 According to sources, when one staff member asked why, they were
told that ‘they didn’t want to risk a change in water in case it gave Mr
President a stomach upset’.

Has anyone given thought to the water that will be washing preznit poopypants' arugala while he is abroad/ducking his cratered economy?

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at May 23, 2011 01:40 PM (XyjRQ)

188 187, Same fucking thing.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 01:40 PM (NtTkA)

189 Did he go to Ireland to have a super skret meeting with the queen.

Posted by: curious at May 23, 2011 01:40 PM (k1rwm)

190 Posted by: Chariots of Toast at May 23, 2011 01:38 PM (XyjRQ)

I hope it's true!

For those who don't know -- it means "kiss my ass" in Gaelic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:40 PM (LH6ir)

191 Blue Hen - lead element went over the ridge, the ice was soft on one side, like a smooth, wet rock on the other. The drivers didn't notice the acceleration until it was too late. More would have gone over (radio listening silence) except the next vehicle was one of those civilian traffic control pickups, and that driver could see what was happening. I had pass on and brief the damage report; it was slow and got lots of attention. (They were actually 901s but I forgot this was a smart military blog and simplified.)

Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 01:41 PM (WkuV6)

192 185
Shoosh, we had a LAV try and jump a missing section of overpass in Iraq. Seems jumping a LAV is not quite the same as the Gen'l Lee. Fortunately all Marines survived. Funny what happens to people when they don't get enough sleep.
Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:34 PM (Q5+Og)

I gotta know. Did anyone present them with a pilot's license? Or put them in for flight pay? If everyone survived, that would be the logical next step.

They survived, however, there were injuries. Broken bones mostly. There was a lot of paperwork involved. It seems higher command has some difficulty in understanding the manuever undertaken. The LAV held up remarkably well.

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:41 PM (Q5+Og)

193 Has anyone given thought to the water that will be washing preznit poopypants' arugala while he is abroad/ducking his cratered economy?

I'm hoping it comes from the end of a fine Irishmans Penis.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 01:41 PM (NtTkA)

194 ice + M113's + hill - picturesque German village = maneuver damage report that needs to go to the 2star level.
Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 01:23 PM (WkuV6)

Unexpected troop halt on the road + everyone holding positions of enfilade + M60A2 tank sitting oncenturies-old stone bridge = hilarity ensuing.

Posted by: Soona at May 23, 2011 01:42 PM (JqPh7)

195 @194- Lol. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Chariots of Toast at May 23, 2011 01:42 PM (XyjRQ)

196
I'm in. NO, GO FUCK YOURSELF. I feel better already. Anyone else want in?

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:39 PM (Q5+Og)


That's what I said to your mom right after she couldn't get me up because I'm on so many anti-depressants......

True story.

Posted by: Richard Lewis at May 23, 2011 01:42 PM (UK9cE)

197 Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:39 PM (Q5+Og)

Is that all you've got? You worthless sack of shit? My 12-year-old niece would whip your ass in a cursing contest. Go find some balls and come back in a few years when the testosterone has taken effect.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at May 23, 2011 01:42 PM (LH6ir)

198 http://tinyurl.com/4avazu5

Posted by: Bob Saget with a can a cheezwiz to Newt's head at May 23, 2011 01:43 PM (NLWij)

199 Never mind that pesky weather in Joplin, Missouri, Mr. President. Have another Guiness. Hahahahahahah!!!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 23, 2011 01:44 PM (iAUf+)

200 The smaller car before the JEFFF's car also bottomed out, but just made it over. The driver of Jefff's limo should have seen that and knew damn well that the fucking land yacht he was driving wasn't going to make it over.

Posted by: Berserker at May 23, 2011 01:44 PM (FMbng)

201 198 Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:39 PM (Q5+Og)Is that all you've got? You worthless sack of shit? My 12-year-old niece would whip your ass in a cursing contest. Go find some balls and come back in a few years when the testosterone has taken effect.That's about it. I just love telling people to go fuck themselves. That and kiss my big white ass. I do it with a smile to confuse them.

Posted by: Sub-tard at May 23, 2011 01:45 PM (Q5+Og)

202 Posted by: curious at May 23, 2011 01:38 PM (k1rwm)

--Heh, if you're gonna use a sock try to tweak it a little so it's not mistaken for the original.

Posted by: logprof at May 23, 2011 01:45 PM (BP6Z1)

203 201, I guess the driver will be reassigned to the saftey of Bidens detail.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 01:45 PM (NtTkA)

204 201 The smaller car before the JEFFF's car also bottomed out, but just made it over. The driver of Jefff's limo should have seen that and knew damn well that the fucking land yacht he was driving wasn't going to make it over.
The Secret Service acted stupidly. Although I don't know all the facts.

Posted by: hobbes at May 23, 2011 01:46 PM (du4U/)

205 Looks like the suspension broke:

http://tinyurl.com/43lpvld

Posted by: RarestRX at May 23, 2011 01:21 PM (/eIgc)



I'll bet they had to change 'Bama's Depends after that.

Posted by: booger at May 23, 2011 01:46 PM (9RFH1)

206 I'm just naturally high centered.

Posted by: Preznit Stuck on Hisself at May 23, 2011 01:47 PM (rrkE9)

207 This video has it all! Metaphors galore, fat jokes, GM jokes, slurpee jokes, and a jeering crowd. Awesome!!!

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 23, 2011 01:47 PM (6yyVB)

208 The next time we see an Obama Motorcade it will have the addition of a NASCAR pit crew following the Limo. Presidential Entorage: 504.

Posted by: hobbes at May 23, 2011 01:48 PM (du4U/)

209 My bet is that are they so much in control that they knew this might happen and had the second "beast" on the outside so O could switch cars as they did not want him to walk out of the buildingthought the yard to the gate to get in the car second car. To far away to run if neededto get to the second beast so put him in the first one and try to drive it out, but when it get stuck the outside the second beast is there for a controlled switch. They will tow Beast 1 out later. Even in Ireland he is only 15 minutes away from being in the air on AF1 or Marine 1

Posted by: Tjexcite at May 23, 2011 01:48 PM (hiie8)

210 Can't stop laughing. The "crunch","ooooohhhh" and laughing of the crowd is too funny.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 23, 2011 01:51 PM (6yyVB)

211 If they had properly inflated the tires this would not have happened. See how important presidenting is?

Posted by: Barry Mohammed's Mule at May 23, 2011 01:52 PM (Q5+Og)

212 http://tinyurl.com/43lpvld

The suspension did break. That's pretty catastrophic, too. Looks like the suspension extended to limits on the way out and when the pressure of the car coming back to earth caused both control arms to give way.

Tooo funny.

Sad, but funny.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:52 PM (UK9cE)

213 I would love to be a fly in the limo when that happened. OMG I bet the both of them needed a diaper change after that.

Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:54 PM (UK9cE)

214
Comedy gold Jerry

Posted by: kj at May 23, 2011 01:56 PM (Q1Okj)

215 Any bets on who the new SS Fox News watcher will be?

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 23, 2011 01:56 PM (6yyVB)

216 5
"Michelle, you're gonna have to get out..."
Here response? je ta' toy'wI''a' jIH DIchDaq lIj je SoH Daq! Klingon for "And do slave work? I should slit your throat and feed you to the pigs, dog!"

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at May 23, 2011 01:56 PM (1hM1d)

217 If Dublin gets droned tomorrow, we'll know who to blame.

Posted by: PJ at May 23, 2011 01:59 PM (tybhV)

218 There aren't any black people in the crowd? They must be racist. Damn quagmires

Posted by: dagny at May 23, 2011 02:02 PM (dcbhx)

219 Tooo funny.Sad, but funny.==

Gonna be expensive too, wait a minute - we get to pay for it - stop laughing

Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 02:02 PM (WkuV6)

220 Unexpected troop halt on the road + everyone holding positions of enfilade + M60A2 tank sitting oncenturies-old stone bridge = hilarity ensuing.
Posted by: Soona
As long as no one was hurt, that's a contender right there. My best one was watching the two jackasses next to me injuring themselves with practice grenades DURING the safety lecture. The bottoms are hollowed out so as to permit the placement of a small charge to make noise. The first genius caught the attention of the second, and then stuck his friggin' finger into the grenade. Famous last words," Hey, I think that this one is armed". I ducked quicker than the braintrust. The DIs and instructors were somewhat agitated. One nearly lost an eye and Mr. Hands-on required mulitple stitches.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 23, 2011 02:04 PM (Gzv/o)

221 Who let's his limo bottom out
When there's danger all about
White people laugh and scream and shout
Barkeeeeeeeeee..........MeFuckstick

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 23, 2011 02:05 PM (NtTkA)

222 Isn't the backup Beast always at the ready?

With one Beast out of commission, does this mean the JEF has to stay at home?

Damn, won't be happy days at the White House if barky's on a short leash.

Posted by: some wench at May 23, 2011 02:08 PM (bqjJT)

223 Nice link - looks like we owe Ireland a new curb as well, probably worth 100M Euros.

Posted by: Jean at May 23, 2011 02:10 PM (WkuV6)

224 Are those the "tens of thousands" cheering him on as AP predicted? Looks like maybe 500 to me. But I'm a racist.

Posted by: PJ at May 23, 2011 02:11 PM (tybhV)

225 With the term, "bottomed-out," well, you know Moo was aboard.
I am still laughing at the loud "clang" sound. I would give anything to have seen and heard the magic couple after their suspension. JEF could be found in the fetal position and in need of a pantaloon change (fortunately one SS agent has a spare at all times).
We are all Irish today. (this post went poof a second ago, so sorry if it becomes a double). Cheers!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 23, 2011 02:12 PM (FnRYN)

226 Man, if he could only be stuck there till 2012

Posted by: TexBob at May 23, 2011 02:24 PM (7cXE7)

227 Sure and he is the Chosen One after all, he is! The ancient blessing came true before our very eyes!
By all the saints, the ROAD ACTUALLY ROSE TO MEET HIM!
It's a miracle, it is!
(and I can make fun of this, because I AM Black Irish)
rotflmao

Posted by: barbarausa at May 23, 2011 02:25 PM (gRgC6)

228 Wooooooo - CLANK!

LOL! Damn, that's funny.

Posted by: Chris M at May 23, 2011 02:26 PM (7GpjJ)

229 That clank emanating from President Barack Obama's limousine sounded almost as bad as when Barack attempts to hit a 2-iron.

Posted by: The Audacity of Bob Hope & Change at May 23, 2011 02:27 PM (AN8d5)

230 Bush should have warned Obama this could happen. Stupid Bush. This is all his fault.

Posted by: Kensington at May 23, 2011 02:29 PM (uaEZS)

231 Somebody raise the vehicle barrier before the car had cleared it. This happens when somebody isn't paying attention to their job. Or it happens when a non-embassy person(i.e. -Secret Service)orders the barrier raised.
The low man on the totem-pole will probably lose their job over this little faux pas.

Posted by: emdfl at May 23, 2011 02:33 PM (3dSe0)

232 This is like that time the sidewalk attacked me!

Posted by: Randi Rhodes at May 23, 2011 02:36 PM (uaEZS)

233 Watched the video closely and the barrier did not move an inch from the down position. The operator of the security gate is in the clear.
Libtards over at The Hill are trying to say the security gate moved. LOL!!! Also, believe it or not, are blaming the problem on it being "Evil Booshes"limo. No end of lies from the left.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at May 23, 2011 02:58 PM (6yyVB)

234 228
Sure and he is the Chosen One after all, he is! The ancient blessing came true before our very eyes!
By all the saints, the ROAD ACTUALLY ROSE TO MEET HIM!
It's a miracle, it is!
(and I can make fun of this, because I AM Black Irish)
rotflmao
Posted by: barbarausa at May 23, 2011 02:25 PM (gRgC6)
Love it! And the wind was at Moochelle's back ("may the windbe everat your back" part of the Irish blessing). Enough windloosen her Jackie OFrenchtwistintoasquiggy (fromshow Laverne and Shirley). Snort.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky at May 23, 2011 03:03 PM (FnRYN)

235 I saw this. Something happen to Michelle?
Obama's 'Beast' hits snag in Ireland

Posted by: kansas at May 23, 2011 03:13 PM (mka2b)

236 The limo bottomed out because there was too much junk in the trunk...

Posted by: Barky the Awsome at May 23, 2011 03:23 PM (yPTcS)

237 Over at Michelle Malkin's, there are references being made to the Three Stooges and the sound a ball-peen hammer makes when it hits Mo's head.

I'd swear ط 'Zerط was fond of car ditch analogies.

Posted by: backhoe at May 23, 2011 04:10 PM (0bk6W)

238 I blame the metric system - Barry had the clearance his wheels could make in feet, but Irish speed bumps are measured in meters.

Posted by: Chuckit at May 23, 2011 04:21 PM (BVDQi)

239 Geez, you'd think they'd have kept the First Wookie away from the barrel of Guinness and the half hog at the buffet table before setting off. Now what the hell are the news twats going to slag down?

Posted by: chuck in st paul at May 23, 2011 04:24 PM (EhYdw)

240 alright you sad Irish yobs, you owe us big time for providing the entertainment this week, a few barrels apiece of Jameson will do I reckon

Posted by: chuck in st paul at May 23, 2011 04:30 PM (EhYdw)

241 All of our embassies (as well as secure facilities in the US) are fitted with the same protective ramps. They are normally in down position until an unauthorized vehicle crosses the barrier and then they pop up. The problem was with the security people at the embassy unless the secret service took over.

The president's car is so heavy that it didn't get pushed up much, but a normal car would be hoisted four or feet five in the air when that thing is triggered. We've had mishaps before with that. One time it was the Japanese ambassador's car.

Posted by: mikhail at May 23, 2011 04:37 PM (6c0Az)

242 Bounce it off. Hit the switches, Obizzle.

So the protective ramp popped up and high-centered the Beast? Or was the slope just too steep for it?

Posted by: Moose4 at May 23, 2011 04:57 PM (uTlbW)

243 We didn't realise you were such a big Jedward fan, Michelle. First Lady looks the part as she arrives in a windswept Ireland.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta)

That picture reminded me of "The Grinch who stole Christmas".
Cat in the Hat and all that.
My 2¢

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245 President Jugears was so serious about the diplomatic aspects of this trip that he asked his staff to find him someone to teach him a few phrases in Irish.

Here you go, JEF:

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suspension extended to limits on the way out and when the pressure of
the car coming back to earth caused both control arms to give way.Tooo funny.Sad, but funny.


Posted by: © Sponge at May 23, 2011 01:52 PM

I ran that video over and over, and damn if I can see any evidence of a security grate rising up, the car lifting, or anything at all like that-- it looked to me like the damn fool driver took the hump too fast and broke the front suspension.

So much for "unstoppable" limos...

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