CNN "Reporter" Fareed Zakaria Secretly Advises Obama But That's Not A Conflict of Interest Because We Said It's Not

ConflictiN' iNtrests.

Spinning furiously for Fareed is one Howard Kurtz, who previously worked at CNN with a strong conflict of interest -- he was supposedly the Washington Post's media reporter, but he didn't have a conflict of interest also working for one of the organizations he was supposed to cover.

Why? Because we said so.

Zakaria maintained that all he’s done is “had a couple of conversations with the President, off-the-record. At no point did President Obama ask me for advice on a specific policy.” Apparently, “conversations” that are “off-the-record” do not constitute “advising.”

The next day, on Sunday’s Reliable Sources, Howard Kurtz accepted Zakaria’s explanation and only offered a gentle reprimand for not making the meetings known. Kurtz relayed how Zakaria claimed “that the two meetings he's had with Obama in recent months give him a sense of the President's thinking, and that he used to have the same kinds of meetings with, for example, Condi Rice.”

Kurtz decided: “I agree with Fareed's last point, that part of what he's getting at the White House is high-level spin. That's why I think the fact of the meetings should have been disclosed. Zakaria says that's not part of the arrangement, but it should be. Otherwise, people will inevitably have doubts when word leaks out.”

I think we're getting high-level spin from Zakaria and Kurtz.

Previously Zakaria dropped any pretense of being a reporter and simply declared his endorsement of Barack Obama, at Newsweek:

John McCain represents the best of America's past, and Barack Obama the hope of the future -- the hope of a country that can make big changes and live out one of its greatest promises, of equal opportunities for all Americans, of every caste, creed and color. And America has always been a country that looks forward. So, I will be voting for Barack Obama on election day this year.

CNN's Jack Cafferty and Paula Zahn previously scolded FoxNews' Roger Ailes for writing private advisements to President Bush.

[CAFFERTY:] Woodward reports that the Fox News chief, Roger Ailes, has been secretly sending advice to President Bush and the senior aide, a guy named Karl Rove. Woodward writes that Ailes sent a confidential memo to Rove who then took it to the President. The Ailes memo reportedly said that the American public would be patient about Iraq, but only as long as they were convinced Bush was using the harshest measures possible. Ailes is also said to have warned that support would weaken if the public did not see Bush acting harshly. Roger Ailes was a media coach for President Bush's father and he's had a number of other assignments as well. Any comments?

PAULA ZAHN: Does that shed new light on "we report, you decide" Jack?

CAFFERTY: "Fair and balanced" [laughter] We better leave that alone.

Zakaria has the worst conflict of interest possible -- ego. If an egotistical, ambitious "reporter" thinks his opinions are being considered by the president (and no, I don't believe this was just the White House telling Zakaria stuff; I think they flattered him by asking advice), then he's flattered, and he thinks he's on the team, and therefore he is invested in His Team's success (or perception of such).

The acronym in espionage for compromising an agent in your favor is MICES, standing for money ideology coercion ego and sex. (Sometimes it's just MICE, since the sex is included in "coercion" and maybe "ego.") Almost everyone in the media is an agent for the Democratic party because of the ideology prong; some, like Zakaria, are compromised by ego as well.

It's called Pride of Authorship, CNN. Look it up. Everyone likes their own stuff.

Gee, no wonder Zakaria thinks that every move of Obama's is brilliant. Obama's got him thinking he's implementing the Zakaria Agenda for Success. Of course Zakaria approves of Zakaria.

Posted by: Ace at 03:53 PM



Comments

1 Transparency!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2011 03:54 PM (sbV1u)

2 'Deeper'

Posted by: Advice from Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 03:55 PM (SMGgV)

3 Of course Zakaria approves of Zakaria.
I'm Fareed Zakaria and I approved this message!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2011 03:55 PM (sbV1u)

4 'Go Slow'

Posted by: Advice from Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 03:55 PM (SMGgV)

5 One-way transparency, apparently.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 16, 2011 03:56 PM (f9c2L)

6 'Now, Go Fast'

Posted by: Advice from Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 03:56 PM (SMGgV)

7 Osama Bin Laden!!!

Posted by: President Barry Rambo, Seal Team 7 at May 16, 2011 03:56 PM (BP6Z1)

8 I'm not biased to the Left, I'm biased AGAINST the Right.

Posted by: Fareeeeeeeeeed at May 16, 2011 03:56 PM (0sdvX)

9 ...for all Americans, of every caste...

When did the US go all India?

Posted by: dogfish at May 16, 2011 03:56 PM (NuPNl)

10 Happily, I knew nothing about either this dude or the Lemon guy. CNN is completely irrelevant to me unless I'm stuck in an airport.

Posted by: Y-not at May 16, 2011 03:57 PM (pW2o8)

11 Fareed and I like hangin' out. And he gives a sweet neck massage.

Posted by: King Barry Hussein Obummer at May 16, 2011 03:58 PM (UOM48)

12 Jack Cafferty - worst comb-over, eva!

Posted by: Marcus at May 16, 2011 03:58 PM (CHrmZ)

13
Obama is getting advice from Fareed? Fine. Fareed is a clown and therefore offers clownish advice.

But I suspect it is much insidious than mere advice to the president. Fareed, I believe, is working with the White House coordinating propaganda.

Which you guys already know...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 03:58 PM (gM4zK)

14 'Use Lube this time'

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2011 03:58 PM (oVQFe)

15 Ace, when are you going to talk about CNN's Don "Unprecedented' Lemon?

Saw him the day after UBL was offed. Though he was going to wet himself like a 14-year school girl.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 16, 2011 03:58 PM (/U/Mr)

16 Paul sang my name in his new song! He got my letter! He loves me!

Posted by: teeny bopper beatles fan at May 16, 2011 03:59 PM (GfhFm)

17 When did the US go all India?
Fareed was just trying to make the place more homey. It's so hard to actually decorate in that "third world hellhole" look, so he's doing it rhetorically.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2011 03:59 PM (sbV1u)

18
btw, Fareed Zakaria is gay.

And he looks like a Pakistani version of Willem Dafoe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 03:59 PM (gM4zK)

19 Though = Thought

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 16, 2011 03:59 PM (/U/Mr)

20 Ya know..... Im long overdue for my visit to your planet.

But these fuckers won't leave the stage AND they are stealing my material.

Posted by: The Anti-Christ at May 16, 2011 03:59 PM (C8hzL)

21
The last time I saw a mouth like Fareed Zakaria's. it had a hook in it.

(And a cock.)

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 03:59 PM (gM4zK)

22 Is the entire Beltway just one giant circle jerk?



I know, rhetorical question, etc.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 04:00 PM (AZGON)

23 So, I will be voting for Barack Obama on election day this year.
I will close my eyes, gently reach around andBarack will know that it's me 'pulling that lever' for him.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 04:00 PM (SMGgV)

24 He's getting advice from another idiot. I don't have a problem with that.

Posted by: Herman Cain for President at May 16, 2011 04:00 PM (jx2j9)

25 "hand me the Kleenex"

Posted by: Ask Fareed at May 16, 2011 04:00 PM (fsGgs)

26 Obama, he is the best things since sliced white bread.

Hold-on, Barry's calling...he says that's racist. Michele says it's not healthy.

Revised. Obama, he is the best things since sliced white whole grain bread.

Posted by: Things Zakaria says at May 16, 2011 04:01 PM (CHrmZ)

27

Good Lord, CNN has either gay guys, gay black guys, lesbians or Muslims who advise our young Presidents to be more leftist "manning" their anchor chairs.

What the hell happened to Bobbie Batista and that older redhead hottie?

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at May 16, 2011 04:01 PM (tcSZb)

28 Howard Kurtz... because propaganda needs a loving home.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 04:01 PM (AZGON)

29 Just another scum sucking bastard liberal journalist. The only reason the rest of them hasn't done it is because Obama can only pay attention to one cock sucker at a time.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at May 16, 2011 04:01 PM (PF2Cj)

30 Is the entire Beltway just one giant circle jerk? To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2011 04:02 PM (sbV1u)

31 Circlejerk News Network?

Posted by: USS Diversity at May 16, 2011 04:03 PM (RPYjQ)

32 An excerpt from a little gem ol' Fareek wrote for Newsweek, August 1, 2010, titled "Raise my taxes, Mr. President!"


The idea that the average American
is overtaxed is a nice piece of populist pandering. In fact, federal
taxes as a percentage of the economy are at their lowest level since the
presidency of Harry Truman. Chuck Marr and Gillian Brunet of the Center
on Budget and Policy Priorities have calculated that a family of four
at the exact middle of the income spectrum will pay only 4.6percent of
its income in taxes. Remember, almost half of the country pays no income
taxes at all. The top 3percent of Americans contribute almost
50percent of federal income taxes.

The simple fact is this: all the
Bush tax cuts were unaffordable. They were an irresponsible act of
hubris enacted during an economic boom. Conservatives thought they would
force us to shrink the government. But with Republicans controlling the
White House and both houses of Congress, did reduced taxes cause
reduced spending? No, they led to ever-increasing borrowing and a
ballooning deficit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 04:03 PM (UOM48)

33 Well after Journolist got blown, Obama just shortened the list - standard OPSEC.
BIG QUESTION -- Who else in the media, gets these private chats with the President? You know he's not the only one. As a matter of fact, I'm betting that someone up Mr. Kurtz's foodchain is on the hook as well.

Posted by: Jean at May 16, 2011 04:03 PM (WkuV6)

34 'Lead me. From behind.'

Posted by: advice from Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 04:03 PM (SMGgV)

35 Stewart: Clown nose on. Clown nose off.

Zakaria: Reporter hat on. Reporter hat off.

It's like Progressives get to set the rules or something.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 16, 2011 04:03 PM (DAEhL)

36 Vote for Barry, because he's nobody's bitch. Well, except for that guy with the horns.

Posted by: Things Zakaria says at May 16, 2011 04:04 PM (CHrmZ)

37 Anyone wanna suck?

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 16, 2011 04:04 PM (BP6Z1)

38 Well color me surprised! Obama is getting advice from a "news reporter". Shocka! Remember, leftists in the media are objective"professionals" who can separate "reporting the facts" from their own personal biases because they're like professional and stuff. Remember when Obama was running for Precedent and he was seen numerous times with Zakaria's anti-American book, "The Post American World" under his arm? Yeah, we're in the best of hands. Not to worry!

Posted by: runningrn at May 16, 2011 04:04 PM (ihSHD)

39 Paula Zahn. Whatever happened to her?

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2011 04:06 PM (fsGgs)

40 The MFM has been in the Democrats back pocket since the late 60s. It is just becoming more obvious with the WON.

They are not even giving lip service to their own ethics rules.

We haven't had a "free press" in this country for a long time. That is why the Democrats are working so hard to get control of the internet.

It was busy giving some "free" back to that press thingy.

Posted by: Vic at May 16, 2011 04:06 PM (M9Ie6)

41 Barry; because life's a golf course and filling holes is what he does...

Posted by: Things Zakaria says at May 16, 2011 04:06 PM (CHrmZ)

42 "Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and darn it, Barack Obama likes me!"

Posted by: Fareed Smalley at May 16, 2011 04:06 PM (ihSHD)

43
"In fact, federal
taxes as a percentage of the economy..."


What the...? That has got to be the most ridiculous parameter I have ever read. That is Ezra Klein-stupid.


Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 04:06 PM (gM4zK)

44 I've got Pride of Authorship too! Just watch me push my book on The View!

Posted by: don lemon at May 16, 2011 04:06 PM (Y1DZt)

45 Obama dumps the Indian Actor for the Pakistani Journalist.
That's your story.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2011 04:07 PM (SMGgV)

46 The MFM has been in the Democrats back pocket since the late 60s 20s.

Around the time Socialism became the panacea for all ills, the press went for the more Socialist party.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at May 16, 2011 04:07 PM (FkKjr)

47 Courage.

Posted by: Dan Rather at May 16, 2011 04:07 PM (5Rurq)

48
What's Fareed's next article? --

Why We Need Immigration Reform Now
by Fareed Obama

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 04:07 PM (gM4zK)

49 "lean forward"

Posted by: advice FOR Fareed at May 16, 2011 04:08 PM (fsGgs)

50 President Shady Scheme demands only the best in sodomistic journalism from the Beltway. Remember, it's called the "Beltway." Leading from behind isn't all that goes on back there.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 04:08 PM (AZGON)

51 Zakaria is also the author of The Post-American World, which Barky was photographed carrying on one of his vacations.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 04:08 PM (UOM48)

52 Obama is really my love child with Howard Fineman.

Posted by: Things Zakaria says at May 16, 2011 04:08 PM (CHrmZ)

53 Why We Need to Fluff the President Nowby Fareed Obama

FTFY

Posted by: Newsweek Copy Editor at May 16, 2011 04:09 PM (7BU4a)

54 The problem is not that another journalist is actively partisan. The problem is that they areputting their thumbs on the election scale because they are in a positionto do so.
In my opinion, every journalist should have a "(D)" under their image whenever they are television. Truth in Advertising and all.
A Better solution still would be for conservatives to buy the media stocks, and fire every bastard with a liberal inclination.
Another solution would be for Republicans to sue media companies for illeagal (Undeclared) campaign contributions to democrats in the form of Free air time and Free attacks against their opponents. If Democrats had to PAY for that free advertising (The way Republicans do.) they would have a much harder time getting elected.

Posted by: DiogenesLamp at May 16, 2011 04:09 PM (PF2Cj)

55 You haters suck. I can't help it if I'm Barack's favorite moobie star.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 04:09 PM (ihSHD)

56 The only reason the rest of them hasn't done it is because Obama can only pay attention to one cock sucker at a time.


Posted by: DiogenesLamp at May 16, 2011 04:01 PM (PF2Cj)
The facts say you are wrong.

Posted by: Some bathhouse in Chicago at May 16, 2011 04:10 PM (7BU4a)

57 I thought something was amiss when Fareed turned in a manuscript with hearts for dots on the letter i, and ended every paragraph with a smiley face.

Posted by: Newsweek's proofreader at May 16, 2011 04:10 PM (AZGON)

58
Fareed is a clown and therefore offers clownish advice.


Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 03:58 PM (gM4zK)
Fareed Zackarheea best stop screwing with my clown act.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at May 16, 2011 04:10 PM (ndqJC)

59 Zakaria is also the author of The Post-American World, which Barky was photographed carrying on one of his vacations.

Is that the one he was seen carrying one year, and then the next year he was photographed with it again? Speed reader Barky O.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2011 04:10 PM (fsGgs)

60 i love how while on the show....he was ok with being labeled and advisor....and then...when all the alarms went off....he was uncomfortable with being called an advisor................

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 16, 2011 04:11 PM (Cm66w)

61 Fareed made some smarmy comment on CNN once about how Americans need to learn to "do with less" or something. I guess that doesn't apply to the Kenyan Hawaiian douchebag in the WH.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 04:11 PM (UOM48)

62 I've said it before and i'll say it again, Fareed Zakaria looks like he spends his night sucking the sould out of cute woodland creatures, Zakaria by day, Zakaria by night.

Posted by: booger at May 16, 2011 04:11 PM (9RFH1)

63 Zakaria is not really a reporter, is he? I always thought of him as an opinion guy. Not a good one either, more like a poor man's Tom Friedman.

It doesn't bother me too much because I seem to recall guys like George Will and William F. Buckley had a relationship with Reagan. I'm sure W did with some as well.

What does bother me is the double standard but that's pretty much the same with anything dealing with the media and Republicans/conservatives.

Posted by: DrewM. at May 16, 2011 04:11 PM (y07gN)

64 Is this the same Howard Kurtz who has a religious devotion to Keith Olbermann

Posted by: Ben at May 16, 2011 04:13 PM (wuv1c)

65 President Shady Scheme wanted to read Hugo Chavez's book, but he doesn't understand Austrian.

Besides, Fareed is darker than Hugo, so his book must be better.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 04:13 PM (AZGON)

66 Zakaria maintained that all he’s done is “had a couple of conversations with the President, off-the-record. At no point did President Obama ask me for advice on a specific policy.” Apparently, “conversations” that are “off-the-record” do not constitute “advising.”

You'd better believe it wingnuts!

Posted by: Big Dick Trumka at May 16, 2011 04:13 PM (ihSHD)

67 Waterhouse: "Is that the one he was seen carrying one year, and then the next year he was photographed with it again? Speed reader Barky O."

Present Saysomething would've read it faster only there's no TOTUS Edition.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at May 16, 2011 04:13 PM (DAEhL)

68 Another solution would be for Republicans to sue media companies for
illeagal (Undeclared) campaign contributions to democrats in the form of
Free air time and Free attacks against their opponents. If Democrats
had to PAY for that free advertising (The way Republicans do.) they
would have a much harder time getting elected.

McCain-Feingold gave them a "Get Out of Jail Free" card.

Don't blame me, I voted for Palin.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at May 16, 2011 04:14 PM (/U/Mr)

69
President Shady Scheme...

that is so racist

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 04:14 PM (gM4zK)

70 Now I know why the Lemon and Fareed shows are back to back.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 04:14 PM (+sBB4)

71 Zakaria is not really a reporter, is he? I always thought of him as an opinion guy. Not a good one either, more like a poor man's Tom Friedman.
All of his advice ends up in the same place.
We need unbiased Technocrats to run everything.

Posted by: Ben at May 16, 2011 04:14 PM (wuv1c)

72 It doesn't bother me too much because I seem to recall guys like
George Will and William F. Buckley had a relationship with Reagan. I'm
sure W did with some as well.

Yeah, Drew, and the MFM slammed them for it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 04:14 PM (UOM48)

73 So this douchenozzle wants to claim he has no conflict of interest. I can guarrantee you that if Obama does win reelection we'll be treated to the announcement of this guy taking a postion in the administration, but that he of course was always unbiased when reporting before.

Posted by: buzzion at May 16, 2011 04:14 PM (oVQFe)

74 Zakaria maintained that all he’s done is “had a couple of conversations with the President, off-the-record. At no point did President Obama ask me for advice on a specific policy.” Apparently, “conversations” that are “off-the-record” do not constitute “advising.”

Somehow I was never afforded this courtesy. Hmm.

Posted by: Dick Cheney at May 16, 2011 04:15 PM (AZGON)

75 So, wait, you're telling me CNN may be...gasp...less than objective?!?

Such hard hitting, avant-garde bloggery! One Ric Romero Prize for you!

/why yes, sarcastic as hell

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 16, 2011 04:15 PM (GBXon)

76 Now I know why the Lemon and Fareed shows are back to back.

Amen to that.

Posted by: The Double-Headed Dildo at May 16, 2011 04:15 PM (/U/Mr)

77 We need unbiased Technocrats to run everything.

You called?

Posted by: Mitt 'n' Newt at May 16, 2011 04:16 PM (AZGON)

78 President Slim Shady, please stand up.

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 04:16 PM (+sBB4)

79 My Memoirs, Life as a Teacup: How I got the President to be a Teabagger.

Posted by: F Zakaria at May 16, 2011 04:16 PM (IXLvN)

80 Don Lemon is out? LEMON IS OUT!!??

Posted by: fozzy at May 16, 2011 04:16 PM (lPLCj)

81 And it was mentioned on some show a few days ago that Barky has time for Zakaria, but still hasn't met with six of his Cabinet members.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 04:16 PM (UOM48)

82 Is that the one he was seen carrying one year, and then the next year he was photographed with it again? Speed reader Barky O.

It was such a spellbinding thriller,PresidentObama couldn't put it down!
It was one of those rare books that come once in a millenium, where people re-read it over and over and over again!
Um, George W. Bush is an idiot who doesn't know how to read!!!!111111!!

Posted by: Kay in the Rain trying to Explain at May 16, 2011 04:16 PM (ihSHD)

83
Fareed had me at "Learning to Live With Radical Islam."

Posted by: President Obama at May 16, 2011 04:17 PM (sOtz/)

84 Next we'll find out Fareed vacations with Barky.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 04:18 PM (UOM48)

85 Fareed had me at "Learning to Live With Radical Islam."
Well, his father was an Islamic scholar.
Yes, that is, in fact, an oxymoron.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2011 04:18 PM (sbV1u)

86
THIS is why Andrew Breitbart reads the comments.


Posted by: Soothsayer at May 16, 2011 04:18 PM (gM4zK)

87 And it was mentioned on some show a few days ago that Barky has time for Zakaria, but still hasn't met with six of his Cabinet members.

And that is why you must vote for me to have a second term. There's so much important work to be done, and you need to stick with me!

Posted by: Barry NO Green Fees at May 16, 2011 04:19 PM (ihSHD)

88 86, Does goat fucking 101 transfer into American Universities?

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 16, 2011 04:19 PM (Jq4xH)

89 Fareed and Barry share a love of goat pron.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 04:19 PM (UOM48)

90 All of his advice ends up in the same place.

We need unbiased Technocrats to run everything.
Posted by: Ben at May 16, 2011 04:14 PM (wuv1c)


I was on the "Zakaria is technocratic worshiping tool" bandwagon before it was cool.

Posted by: DrewM. at May 16, 2011 04:19 PM (y07gN)

91 We need unbiased Technocrats to run everything.

You know who that benefits...?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at May 16, 2011 04:20 PM (FkKjr)

92
"On almost every issue involving postwar Iraq, [Bush's] assumptions and
policies have been wrong. This strange combination of arrogance and
incompetence has not only destroyed the hopes for a new Iraq. It has had
the much broader effect of turning the United States into an international outlaw."

-Fareed Zakaria
Newsweek, May 17, 2006

With this Zakaria prophecy, it's no wonder Barky's a fucking disaster, he's listening to another incompetent like himself.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 16, 2011 04:20 PM (ndqJC)

93 And it was mentioned on some show a few days ago that Barky has time for Zakaria, but still hasn't met with six of his Cabinet members.

There is literally no way to parody this behavior.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 04:20 PM (AZGON)

94 Does goat fucking 101 transfer into American Universities?
Yeah, it must. That's gotta beZakaria could get through Harvard so quickly.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2011 04:20 PM (sbV1u)

95 Zakaria's in for a surprise, having publicly announced his "secret" advising sessions with Obama. As if Obama wouldn't be playing other media personalities the same way, privately inviting them in to advise him. That Ivy League education certainly left gaping holes of ignorance turned stupid. Think, did Obama really want Zakaria to publicize their private encounters?

Posted by: by any other name at May 16, 2011 04:20 PM (H+LJc)

96 I thought Fareed Zakaria was an un-indicted co-conspirator in that holy land terrorist funding venture, but I could be wrong. All those terrorists names sound alike.

Posted by: Bob Saget at May 16, 2011 04:21 PM (F/4zf)

97 You know what bugs me about that Frog IMF head?

Not so much that he's a skeevy perv, but that he was spending nights in hotels for $3,000 per. Fuck the IMF.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 04:21 PM (BP6Z1)

98
*sobs*

Posted by: Kal Penn at May 16, 2011 04:21 PM (UOM48)

99 95, I wouldn't want to grade that final.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 16, 2011 04:21 PM (Jq4xH)

100 I wouldn't be surprised to find out conservative reporters/commentators also have "advised" conservative Presidents. But apparently they are smarter and keep they freaken yaps shut about it. Liberals can't seem to
1) shut the hell up
2) think the rules do not apply to them

Posted by: nevergiveup at May 16, 2011 04:22 PM (i6RpT)

101

There is literally no way to parody this behavior.

It is making our jobs rather difficult, isn't it?

Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:22 PM (gM4zK)

102 Two things I did not know:
Obama solicits advice from anyone.
There's a guy named Fareed Zakaria on CNN. (Actually, I know no one on CNN, because I never watch it.) Am I missing something?

Posted by: mikeyslaw at May 16, 2011 04:22 PM (QMGr1)

103
"At no point did President Obama ask me for advice on a specific policy."

But I did give it to him, and he pretty much agreed with everything I said.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz at May 16, 2011 04:22 PM (tcSZb)

104 Slublog needs to do a photoshop of Fareed and Barry together in a hot tub.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 04:23 PM (UOM48)

105 Fareed at last! Fareed at last! Thank God Almighty, I am Fareed at last!

Posted by: Post Coital Barack O-slam-a at May 16, 2011 04:23 PM (ihSHD)

106 Kal Penn at May 16, 2011 04:21 PM (UOM4
Buck up, Buttercup. You didn't stay long enough for me to get the Indian threesome I was hoping for.
But to me, you'll always be the Tikka Masala to Fareed's Vindaloo.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Lion of Mumbai at May 16, 2011 04:23 PM (sbV1u)

107 Has Don Lemon had secret meetings with Obama?

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 04:24 PM (+sBB4)

108 You know what bugs me about that Frog IMF head?
...that he was spending nights in hotels for $3,000 per.

But Turbo Taxcheat Timmy has to borrow from fed retirement funds. He just HAS to! And to pinch pennies with the IMF would signal that the US wasn't a serious partner in the world economy.

Like John Derbyshire says, "get a government job!"

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 04:24 PM (AZGON)

109
I used to say, "Now we know what it's like to have the government run by a college faculty."

But it's worse than that.

Our federal government is being run by the Newsweek, TIME, MSNBC brain trust.

Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:25 PM (gM4zK)

110 Whats wrong with it.Jimmy Carter got advice from the voices in his head on a regular basis.

Posted by: ziptie at May 16, 2011 04:25 PM (nj7LO)

111 Release the monkeys.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 16, 2011 04:25 PM (QMtmy)

112 Is the Whitehouse still having the daily private conference call with select reporters?

Posted by: CabaList at May 16, 2011 04:25 PM (GTbGH)

113 Of *course* the MBM and the Democrats work hand-in-hand.

Duh.

When has this *not* been the case?

The MBM is the Democrats' condom - helps keep 'em safe while they screw us.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 16, 2011 04:26 PM (bxiXv)

114
yeah, the 'advice' thing is pure bullshit.
this is about coordinating propaganda

Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:26 PM (gM4zK)

115 in recent months give him a sense of the President's thinking, and that he used to have the same kinds of meetings with, for example, Condi Rice.”

Kurtz decided: “I agree with Fareed's last point, that part of what he's getting at the White House is high-level spin.

I don't think Fareed ever made the point that what he gets is high-level spin. Clever of Howard to make it seem as if that's how Fareed would classify it.

Posted by: MayBee at May 16, 2011 04:27 PM (PLixr)

116 I think the White House got better advice from Eleanor Roosevelt when she channeled Cankles.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 04:27 PM (AZGON)

117 Froggie went a'courtin'.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 16, 2011 04:28 PM (QMtmy)

118
It's almost time for Barky to being the new listening tour where he consults with average Americans, but only those who haven't taken it up the ass.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 16, 2011 04:28 PM (ndqJC)

119 'Tell me to "Bark Like a Goat" '

Posted by: Advice from Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 04:28 PM (SMGgV)

120 Whats wrong with it.Jimmy Carter got advice from the voices in his head on a regular basis.

Hey now! I was his top advisor, and don't you wingers forget it!

Posted by: Amy Carter at May 16, 2011 04:28 PM (ihSHD)

121 Much like the Left's Standard Operating Procedure: "It's not Fascism if we do it."

Posted by: Sgt. York at May 16, 2011 04:29 PM (uLilQ)

122 Funny how when President Shady Scheme talked to me, all I got was a colonoscopy.

Posted by: Joe the Plumber at May 16, 2011 04:29 PM (AZGON)

123
how do you say in Fwench: The bitch set me up?

Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:29 PM (gM4zK)

124 Oh well, I was advised by dead people.

- Nancy Reagan

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 04:29 PM (+sBB4)

125 During one of our meetings, the President was on the phone to the President of Poland the whole time.

Posted by: Fareed at May 16, 2011 04:30 PM (1fanL)

126 "Tell Michelle to go with the slip cover from the sleeper sofa in theBlue Room and the white Boob Belt."

Posted by: advice from Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 04:31 PM (SMGgV)

127 .

Posted by: m-bone at May 16, 2011 04:31 PM (Y1DZt)

128
CNN does a great job of presenting a fair and balanced approach to the classic issues of the day. And a couple of the chicks have great hooter's.

Posted by: Joe Biden, VP & Hooter Rater at May 16, 2011 04:31 PM (ndqJC)

129 During one of our meetings, the President was on the phone to the President of Poland the whole time.
And, don't tell me, you noticed that your man crush has an unusual amount of chewing gum stuck to the underside of that desk, right?
You get to check out the pant crease too? I would imagine that's hard to do with them around his ankles.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2011 04:31 PM (sbV1u)

130 I would've figured that once you start paying 3k/night for a room, it'd automatically be staffed with hookers dressed as maids.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2011 04:31 PM (fsGgs)

131 Who gives a fuck?

Muslims get together all the time to bitch about America and plot its destruction. It's not news when Muslim Sucks Goat.

Or when Goat Sucks Muslim, for that matter.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2011 04:32 PM (U9jjw)

132
*throwing jealous hissy fit*

Posted by: Mika Brzezinski at May 16, 2011 04:32 PM (UOM48)

133 yeah, the 'advice' thing is pure bullshit.this is about coordinating propaganda
Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:26 PM (gM4zK)

Yup. We were talking about the "ratchet" in the last thread. People, the bullshit has only just begun to happen. We're going to get the full-court-press of the Stalin version of propaganda before the 2012 elections.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2011 04:32 PM (JIDys)

134 Unlike Clinton, no cigar exchange.
Like Clinton, "I did not have sex with that woman."

Posted by: by any other name at May 16, 2011 04:32 PM (H+LJc)

135 you clingers are only hating cuz he's got a funny name. now bring me another mouse.

Posted by: Anita Dunn, Visitor and Your Friend at May 16, 2011 04:32 PM (Klxrr)

136 I used to say, "Now we know what it's like to have the government run by a college faculty."But it's worse than that.Our federal government is being run by the Newsweek, TIME, MSNBC brain trust.

Oh for crying out loud! You bitter clingers are beyond the pale! The people that run Newsweek, Time, and MSNBC are all smart, informed people with multiple Ivy League Degrees and sophisticated world experience. We are in much better hands now than when that idiot cowboy, Bush McChimpy Hitler was president! Yeesh! Besides, President Obama has such a huge mess to clean up after having Bush and Cheney in office for 8 years. You idiots are ridiculous, and you really don't know anything. You all need to STFU!

Posted by: Kay in Pain at May 16, 2011 04:32 PM (ihSHD)

137 I would've figured that once you start paying 3k/night for a room, it'd automatically be staffed with hookers dressed as maids.
Oddly, his lawyer said that's the exact defense they intend to use!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at May 16, 2011 04:33 PM (sbV1u)

138 One of my favorite sayings from this blog is, "Because shut up is why." This post screams for that saying.

Posted by: notthatGreg at May 16, 2011 04:33 PM (QkqDN)

139 Kurtz decided: “I agree with Fareed's last point, that part of what he's getting at the White House is high-level spin marching orders.

FTF the good warlord.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2011 04:34 PM (fsGgs)

140 137, You are right, I'm sorry. I'll wash your volvo for 10 bucks.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 16, 2011 04:34 PM (Jq4xH)

141
My efforts have been very successful, and the president will ultimately announce the Final Solution.

Posted by: Van Jones, Community Organizer at May 16, 2011 04:36 PM (ndqJC)

142 Larry O'Donnell, the draft-dodging draft-dodger who dodged the draft, is positively livid with jealousy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 04:36 PM (UOM48)

143
The people that run Newsweek, Time, and MSNBC are all smart, informed
people with multiple Ivy League Degrees and sophisticated world
experience.

The really funny part about this is it's true!
These people receive three, four "honorary" degrees each year.

I expect Tony Bennett to receive an "honorary" degree, too, simply because he recently said the right (pro-Obama/anti-Republican) things.

Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:36 PM (gM4zK)

144 Zakaria maintained that all he’s done is “had a couple of conversations with the President, off-the-record. At no point did President Obama ask me for advice on a specific policy.” Apparently, “conversations” that are “off-the-record” do not constitute “advising.”

"off the record"? That's it? That's all I had to say!?! Flushing the 18 1/2" wasn't needed? I just had to say, it was off the frickin' record!?!

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at May 16, 2011 04:37 PM (Gzv/o)

145 Wait a minute.... Fareed Zakaria works for CNN??!?

I thought he was Osama's #2 guy. I mean, that's why I made the gutsy call to off Osama in the first place. To give my man Fareed a shot at the top!

Posted by: Prezident Killah B. at May 16, 2011 04:37 PM (3Okgs)

146 Is Kay in pain the same one from Vermont? Serious anger issues.

Posted by: ziptie at May 16, 2011 04:37 PM (nj7LO)

147 Allen West on Cavuto. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 04:37 PM (UOM48)

148 I seem to remember that CNN also advised Sasdam Hussien. And when I say advise I mean cover up. What's with it with CNN and these Hussien guys.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2011 04:38 PM (3hdsA)

149 Hey Joe, get Fareed on the horn! I need to see what he thinks about this:
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said he has temporarily assumed the duties of the oil ministry, as the oil cartel OPEC prepares for a biannual meeting in Vienna.
"For now, I myself am the caretaker of the oil ministry," Ahmadinejad said in a televised speech late Sunday, without elaborating.
On Saturday, Ahmadinejad dismissed oil minister Masoud Mirkazemi, alongside two other ministers, whose portfolios are expected to be merged with other departments as part of a cabinet streamlining.
Then on Sunday, he appointed caretakers for the industry and social affairs ministries, but did not name anyone for the oil ministry which is to be integrated with the energy portfolio.
His decision to take charge of Iran's most-strategic sector came shortly before the 159th OPEC meeting scheduled for June 8 in Vienna, where the oil producers are represented by their ministers.
Mohammad Ali Khatibi, Iran's representative to OPEC, told AFP on Monday that the president would be eligible to chair the meeting.
"As he is the caretaker of the ministry, he may attend the (ministerial) meeting," he said in a telephone interview.
"But it is not customary... the president usually takes part in summits," Khatibi said, adding he was "expecting" the president to appoint a representative for the upcoming meeting.

Posted by: Barry Ofudgestick at May 16, 2011 04:38 PM (ihSHD)

150 Just more proof of your One-Way-Ratchet theory Ace.

Posted by: Iblis at May 16, 2011 04:39 PM (9221z)

151 149 I guess they are attracted to the aromatic blend of Body Oder and Polo.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 16, 2011 04:39 PM (Jq4xH)

152 Barack Obama represents the hope of the future --to Fareed's credit, he got this one exactly right. We're boned.

Posted by: keninnorcal at May 16, 2011 04:39 PM (DnNn/)

153
By a show of hands, will the morons who consulted with Barky please hold up your hand?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 16, 2011 04:39 PM (ndqJC)

154
Maya Angelou, poet and joo hater, has racked up how many, ten, twelve doctorates?


Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:39 PM (gM4zK)

155 You selfish bitches just don't want to let me have two jobs at which I excel!

Posted by: Fareed "curious" Zakaria at May 16, 2011 04:39 PM (c45xH)

156
(btw, that comment above is like red meat for Amish Dude)

Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:40 PM (gM4zK)

157 Fareed sure has a purty mouth..........

and he knows how to use it, doncha know

Posted by: Don Lemon CNN blow-jobber extroidinaire at May 16, 2011 04:40 PM (UqKQV)

158 I just loved his book, The Post-American World.

Oh, and his daddy is an Islamic "scholar".

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 04:40 PM (+sBB4)

159 Now, for some good news!

Go Jets!!!

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 04:41 PM (BP6Z1)

160 Eff you, Bitchez! Hope and Change works for me!

The White House says the assets held by President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are valued between $1.8 million and nearly $12 million.
Financial disclosure documents released Monday showed the assets for last year. The couple's assets, which include Treasury bonds and retirement accounts, were valued at a maximum of $7.5 million in 2009.
Assets are listed in wide ranges on the disclosure forms, making it difficult to determine their value with precision.
Royalties from Obama's books, "Dreams From My Father" and "Audacity of Hope," totaled between about $1 million and $6 million.

Posted by: Barry Ofudgestick at May 16, 2011 04:41 PM (ihSHD)

161 156, Yes we do, Taxi cab driver and 7-11 clerk.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 16, 2011 04:41 PM (Jq4xH)

162 Maya Angelou is working on a verse setting of one of her favorite works, "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion."

It will be in the meter of a limerick.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 04:42 PM (AZGON)

163 We are in much better hands now than when that idiot cowboy, Bush McChimpy Hitler was president!  Yeesh!  Besides, President Obama has such a huge mess to clean up after having Bush and Cheney in office for 8 years.  You idiots are ridiculous, and you really don't know anything.  You all need to STFU!

Posted by: Kay in Pain at May 16, 2011 04:32 PM


I WANT YOU INSIDE ME.

Posted by: Mary in Brattleboro, VT at May 16, 2011 04:43 PM (U9jjw)

164 I thought he was Osama's #2 guy. I mean, that's why
I made the gutsy call to off Osama in the first place. To give my man
Fareed a shot at the top!


Posted by: Prezident Killah B. at May 16, 2011 04:37 PM (3Okgs)

Yeah, Fareed is his #2 guy, IYKWIMAITYD.*WINK*

Posted by: "Dirty" Don Lemon at May 16, 2011 04:43 PM (BP6Z1)

165 Royalties from Obama's books, "Dreams From My Father" and "Audacity of Hope," totaled between about $1 million and $6 million.


It some point I think you've made enough money. Not me, though.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at May 16, 2011 04:43 PM (AZGON)

166 I think I bought a Big Bite and a Super Big Gulp from Fareed last week.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at May 16, 2011 04:44 PM (BP6Z1)

167 "Zakaria has also criticized what he views as "fear-based" American
policies employed not only in combating terrorism, but also in enforcing
immigration and drug smuggling laws, and has argued in favor of
decriminalisation of drugs and citizenship for presently illegal
immigrants to the United States of all backgrounds"

Pretty much Weather Underground doctrine

Posted by: Cherry π at May 16, 2011 04:44 PM (+sBB4)

168 You don't think this was just coincidence, do you.
Was this a "how to" book"?

Posted by: beedubya at May 16, 2011 04:45 PM (AnTyA)

169 Obama doesnt take advice from him , Obama just want to make Zuxaria feeling better about himself to promote Obama.

Posted by: Temper Tantrum at May 16, 2011 04:45 PM (bAL0J)

170 Fareed Zakaria is a scholar in foreign policy and has a PhD in political science. Whatever he spoke to the president about, it certainly wasn't about how to get re-elected or about death panels or birth certificates or how to keeps gays from getting married.

CNN isn't fox, you screwy little nut-jobs.

How's that 2012 election coming along?

Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:45 PM (6KaEq)

171 You don't think this was just coincidence, do you.

Was this a "how to" book"?

Logrolling.

Posted by: George Orwell at May 16, 2011 04:46 PM (AZGON)

172 I have no doubt that Obama could talk with Zakaria for 5 minutes and make Fareed think that everything Obama did was all his idea.

Posted by: AmishDude at May 16, 2011 04:46 PM (T0NGe)

173 171, Pretty good, we are buying ammunition like a mother fucker.

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 16, 2011 04:47 PM (Jq4xH)

174 Ted Turner said we don't have to have integrity because he's ballin' Jane Fonda.

Posted by: CNN at May 16, 2011 04:47 PM (zgZzy)

175 Eason Jordan loved me. Loved me like a father. Can't say the same about Fox.

Posted by: Saddam Hussein at May 16, 2011 04:47 PM (AZGON)

176 The White House says the assets held by President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama are valued between $1.8 million and nearly $12 million.
Financial disclosure documents released Monday showed the assets for last year. The couple's assets, which include Treasury bonds and retirement accounts, were valued at a maximum of $7.5 million in 2009.
Assets are listed in wide ranges on the disclosure forms, making it difficult to determine their value with precision.
Here is the next campaign/budget fight commercial:
"Do you want to know why this Administration can't be straightforward and honest with the complicated finances of a country home to 300 million Americans? Answer: They can't (or won't) be straightforward on their own finances. So why should you expect anything better?"

Posted by: Zombie Richard Nixon at May 16, 2011 04:47 PM (Gzv/o)

177
Fareed Zakaria is a scholar in foreign policy and has a PhD in political science.

it's all yours, A-Dude...

Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:47 PM (gM4zK)

178 171
Fareed Zakaria is a scholar in foreign policy and has a PhD in political science.

So he's a drooling imbecile, then.

Posted by: AmishDude, Ph.D. in mathematics and don't you forget it at May 16, 2011 04:47 PM (T0NGe)

179 a PhD in political science.
Heeheehee.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2011 04:47 PM (fsGgs)

180 'Just keep it there, inside me.'

Posted by: advice from Fareed Zakaria at May 16, 2011 04:48 PM (SMGgV)

181 Whatever he spoke to the president about, it certainly wasn't about how
to get re-elected or about death panels or birth certificates or how to
keeps gays from getting married.


Ah, so billy-bob there as well. A three-some, as it were.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 16, 2011 04:48 PM (GTbGH)

182 Fareed's "scholarly" work included watching goat pr0n as a teenager.

Posted by: Fareed Zakaria's Mom at May 16, 2011 04:48 PM (zgZzy)

183 But Ann Coulter is a scary racist bitch for pointing out a bunch of media bias in her book a few years ago.

Posted by: NC Ref at May 16, 2011 04:49 PM (/izg2)

184 The White House says the assets held by President Barack Obama and
Michelle Obama are valued between $1.8 million and nearly $12 million.

Hey though, what ever happened to that Nobel money?

Posted by: toby928™ at May 16, 2011 04:50 PM (GTbGH)

185 Whatever he spoke to the president about, it certainly wasn't about how
to get re-elected or about death panels or birth certificates or how to
keeps gays from getting married.

So what did they talk about, you know so much.

You honestly don't see the hypocrisy here at all, do you, erg?

Posted by: Prezident Killah B. at May 16, 2011 04:50 PM (3Okgs)

186 ACE: "Zakaria has the worst conflict of interest possible -- ego. If an egotistical, ambitious "reporter" thinks his opinions are being considered by the president (and no, I don't believe this was just the White House telling Zakaria stuff; I think they flattered him by asking advice), then he's flattered, and he thinks he's on the team, and therefore he is invested in His Team's success (or perception of such).

The acronym in espionage for compromising an agent in your favor is MICES, standing for money ideology coercion ego and sex. (Sometimes it's just MICE, since the sex is included in "coercion" and maybe "ego.") Almost everyone in the media is an agent for the Democratic party because of the ideology prong; some, like Zakaria, are compromised by ego as well."

....Ok, Ace..Keep pissing in your reader's ears and calling it useful info. Conspiracy theory much?

I know your readers love stories about secret mole presidents born in Kenya, but come on..

What flies on the right never ceases to amaze me...

Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:50 PM (6KaEq)

187
Barky Obama believes he's the Billy Mays of political discourse. Unfortunately, 52% of the public also believed it.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 16, 2011 04:50 PM (ndqJC)

188 Quiet! I am watching goat porn...

Posted by: Fareed "The Goat" at May 16, 2011 04:50 PM (CHrmZ)

189
Fareed might as well have a PhD in donut glazing.

/insert Honey Badger here

Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:50 PM (gM4zK)

190 Hey Fareed, GET OFF THE PHONE, YA BIG DOPE!

Posted by: Mark Levin at May 16, 2011 04:50 PM (zgZzy)

191 Fareed Zakaria is a scholar in foreign policy and has a PhD in political science. Whatever he spoke to the president about, it certainly wasn't about how to get re-elected or about death panels or birth certificates or how to keeps gays from getting married.

CNN isn't fox, you screwy little nut-jobs.

How's that 2012 election coming along?

Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:45 PM


PENIS MOOD: ARMED


Welcome back, jimmy-joe.

I have many things planned for you.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2011 04:51 PM (U9jjw)

192 Fareed's "scholarly" work included Making goat pr0n as a teenager.

FIFY

Posted by: Oldsailor's poet at May 16, 2011 04:51 PM (Jq4xH)

193 Zakaria maintained that all he’s done is “had a couple bong hits of conversations with the President, off-the-record.

Posted by: Fareed at May 16, 2011 04:51 PM (CHrmZ)

194 Barky Obama believes he's the Billy Mays of political discourse. Unfortunately, 52% of the public also believed it.


Maybe he needs some OxyClean for his reputation?

Posted by: Zombie Billy Mays at May 16, 2011 04:52 PM (zgZzy)

195 Fareed Zakaria should be selling Falafals and Gyros on the corner of 5th and Broadway and on the same note, Obama should be sweeping the side walks of said thorofare.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2011 04:52 PM (pr+up)

196 Hey Fareed, do you like Fudgesticks?
You do?
Hey Kanye, Fareed likes Fudgesticks too!

Posted by: Barry Ofudgestick at May 16, 2011 04:52 PM (ihSHD)

197
What flies on the right never ceases to amaze me...

Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:50 PM (6KaEq)
Would you be amazed to know your mother sucks a mean cock?

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at May 16, 2011 04:52 PM (ndqJC)

198 Obama should be sweeping the side walks of said thorofare.

Coffee, cream and sugar, and make it snappy.

Posted by: b clinton at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (GTbGH)

199 All news that doesn't air on fox is liberal propaganda organized by a vast left-wing conspiracy...

Who are the moonbats?

Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (6KaEq)

200 Fareed Zakaria should be selling Falafals and Gyros on the corner of 5th and Broadway and on the same note, Obama should be sweeping the side walks of said thorofare.

A few years ago, that boy would have been fetching our coffee...Sigh!

Posted by: Sad looking Bill Clinton, shaking his head at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (ihSHD)

201 Fareed Zakaria should be selling Falafals and Gyros on the corner of 5th and Broadway


Khou Khalash!

Posted by: Khou Khalash Guy at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (zgZzy)

202 it's all yours, A-Dude...

Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:47 PM (gM4zK)
Thanks, Soothsayer.It reminds me, I have some milk that's been in the fridge long enough that it might have a Ph.D. in political science.

Posted by: AmishDude, Ph.D. in mathematics and don't you forget it at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (T0NGe)

203 That new cock flavored troll bait is working pretty good.

Posted by: ziptie at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (nj7LO)

204 Who are the moonbats?

*cough*

Posted by: mirror at May 16, 2011 04:54 PM (GTbGH)

205 Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:50 PM (6KaEq)

I have pee in my ear!!?

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at May 16, 2011 04:54 PM (y/+eD)

206 The "M" in MICES stands for money? So that Man-juice on Fareed's lapel had nothing to do with this?

Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2011 04:54 PM (AN8d5)

207 Jack Cafferty and Paula Zahnaren't fit for door to door sales of towel racks.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2011 04:54 PM (pr+up)

208 Posted by: b clinton at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (GTbGH)

YO! How dare you mock me!

Posted by: Red Faced Bill Clinton, shaking his finger at May 16, 2011 04:54 PM (ihSHD)

209
gotta love billy bob and his "who you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?"


Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 04:54 PM (gM4zK)

210 I have pee in my ear!!?

I think that's why there are flies on the right, or something.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 16, 2011 04:55 PM (GTbGH)

211 CNN isn't fox, you screwy little nut-jobs. How's that 2012 election coming along?
Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:45 PM (6KaEq)
Pretty good thanks, Obama is polling at 46% and that's after the most wanted terrorist in the world was killed on his watch, poor guy just can't get any love. Unless its from JourOlists.

Posted by: robtr at May 16, 2011 04:55 PM (MtwBb)

212 I know your readers love stories about secret mole presidents born in Kenya, but come on..
What flies on the right never ceases to amaze me...
Posted by: jimmy-joe

And the lack of hygiene on the Left never fails to appall us, so I suppose we're even. As does the outburst of birtherism from a guy named Barack Obama against John McCain in 2008. You overlooking that does not surprise us.

How nice of you to cover for a conflict of interest story from the most transparent Administration in History by cowering behind a birth certificate.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 16, 2011 04:56 PM (Gzv/o)

213 Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:45 PM

Ah, jimmy-joe. Still trying to talk with a cock in your mouth, eh?

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2011 04:56 PM (JIDys)

214 Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (6KaEq)

Check out this dumbass trying to spin super-genius Fareed's sucking of super-genius Obama's cock (all quite metaphorically, I hasten to add) into a story about his little bete-noire, Fox.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2011 04:56 PM (fsGgs)

215 What flies on the right never ceases to amaze me... Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:50 PM (6KaEq)
Everything is amazing to the congenitally ignorant.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 16, 2011 04:57 PM (bxiXv)

216 Billy-bob is beating his dick like it was a recalcitrant goat.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 16, 2011 04:57 PM (GTbGH)

217 You stink of fear, jimmy-joe.

And semen mixed with Funyuns and Mr. Pibb.

But mostly fear.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2011 04:57 PM (U9jjw)

218 32 An excerpt from a little gem ol' Fareek wrote for Newsweek, August 1, 2010, titled "Raise my taxes, Mr. President!"Shoulda written, "Deport my ass, Mr. President!"

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 16, 2011 04:58 PM (IdCuw)

219 And semen mixed with Funyuns and Mr. Pibb.


I laughed out loud, it was the Mr Pibb.

Posted by: toby928™ at May 16, 2011 04:58 PM (GTbGH)

220 PENIS MOOD: ARMED Welcome back, jimmy-joe. I have many things planned for you.

Ruh roh! EofJ has his "rape" face on! Hide your wife, Hide your children, Hide your husband! He's rapin' everyone!

Posted by: Antoine Dodson at May 16, 2011 04:58 PM (ihSHD)

221 200 All news that doesn't air on fox is liberal propaganda organized by a vast left-wing conspiracy... Who are the moonbats?
Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (6KaEq)
I'll be nice, youseem like a newer troll. No one hear"likes" Fox but it is better than the alternatives. Now get off our lawn before you get flamed.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 16, 2011 04:58 PM (pr+up)

222 Hey Jimmy Joe maybe he was talking to the President and telling him how to pronounce corpsman and Orion. Perhaps he was showing him the proper way to use the TelePrompTer so as not to repeat the mistake of introducing himself and reading another persons remarks. But really I think they were discussing how to hoodwink the public that it's not the Presidents fault for the high unemployment, high gas prices and a Libyian boondoggle. On the otherhand maybe they just like to take smoke breaks together and talk about how they both throw like girls. Wearing mom jeans. While wearing a retard helmet,

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2011 04:58 PM (3hdsA)

223 171
Fareed Zakaria is a scholar in foreign policy and has a PhD in political science.

That's damn exciting stuff.

Posted by: robviously at May 16, 2011 04:59 PM (JYBAr)

224 An excerpt from a little gem ol' Fareek wrote for Newsweek, August 1, 2010, titled "Raise my taxes, Mr. President!"
We second this notion. Pardon us, we have a boat and an airplane to hide move.

Posted by: Senators Kerry and McCaskill (D-swiss account) at May 16, 2011 05:00 PM (Gzv/o)

225 223
Hey Jimmy Joe maybe he was talking to the President and telling him how to pronounce corpsman and Orion

Don't forget....teaching him a few words of Austrian.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 05:00 PM (UOM48)

226 An excerpt from a little gem ol' Fareek wrote for Newsweek, August 1, 2010, titled "Raise my taxes, Mr. President!"Shoulda written, "Deport my ass, Mr. President!"

Should've been subtitled "I'm a foreign-policy genius with a PhD in a field in which those are CERTAINLY NOT handed out to just any random ball of belly lint which floats by, but I'm too fucking stupid to realize I can cut a check to the Treasury in any amount I desire".

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2011 05:01 PM (fsGgs)

227 Don't forget....teaching him a few words of Austrian.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 05:00 PM (UOM4
Isn't that one of those tectonic languages?

Posted by: AmishDude at May 16, 2011 05:01 PM (T0NGe)

228 lol

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 05:02 PM (UOM48)

229 Isn't that one of those tectonic languages?

They speak it in Iowa, capital of Canada.

Posted by: Waterhouse at May 16, 2011 05:02 PM (fsGgs)

230
Seriously, I'll bet my leftnuttm that Lady Gaga receives an honorary degree in the next three years.




Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 05:02 PM (gM4zK)

231 I wonder if Fareed will accompany Teh Won on his campaignin' to all 57 states?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 05:03 PM (UOM48)

232 Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (6KaEq)

Ask not for who the fig crunches. It crunches for thee.

Posted by: garrett at May 16, 2011 05:03 PM (SMGgV)

233 I hear Fareed is also fluent in Mexican.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 05:03 PM (UOM48)

234
Don Lemon will be receiving his PhD in Courage...and Poli-sci.

Academic accolades have turned into a farce.

Posted by: Soothsayer, AoS comment thread foreman at May 16, 2011 05:04 PM (gM4zK)

235 I wonder if Fareed will accompany Teh Won on his campaignin' to all 57 states?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 05:03 PM (UOM4
We await with baited breath!

Posted by: West Dakota at May 16, 2011 05:04 PM (fbjBk)

236 111 Whats wrong with it.Jimmy Carter got advice from the voices in his head on a regular basis.
Posted by: ziptie at May 16, 2011 04:25 PM (nj7LO)

Kill the waabit, kill the waaabit, kill the WAAAAAAbit...

Posted by: The voices in Jimmy's head at May 16, 2011 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

237 This is the inevitable hybrid result when extreme intelligence is paired with literate cultural diversity.

You know, like two tomcats getting it on in 30 gallon trash bag.

Postmodern elegance.

Posted by: ontherocks at May 16, 2011 05:04 PM (HBqDo)

238 Fareed Zakaria is a scholar in foreign policy and has a PhD in political science.
...And so Mr. President, that is how you set a record for the most wars simultaneously waged by a Nobel Peace Prize winner while ignoring the shitty economy and wrecking any hope of balancing that budget we pretended to care about.

Next week's lesson: How to get Jimmy Joe to not shit the carpetwhen he reports to get his astroturf instructions.

Posted by: Fareed (ny integrity cannot be bought, only rented) Zakaria at May 16, 2011 05:05 PM (Gzv/o)

239 We await with baited breath!

Curry?

Posted by: toby928™ at May 16, 2011 05:05 PM (GTbGH)

240 Maybe Fareed likes to visit Obama because he's never had anyone bow to him before and it feels cool.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2011 05:06 PM (3hdsA)

241 I'm confused. Does this make Fareed Barry's butt-boy, or is it the other way around?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 16, 2011 05:06 PM (UOM48)

242 Fareed's advice to me was if I mixed the Summertime Lime flavored Slurpee syrup with the KZ3 Battle Fuel flavor, I'd get a relentless blast of his favorite fruit wang.

He was right.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at May 16, 2011 05:07 PM (AN8d5)

243 FZ, besides being a leftist douche, has two additional insufferable afflictions : Smartest Man in the Room Syndrome and Loves the Sound of His Own Voice Disease.

Posted by: Delta Smelt at May 16, 2011 05:07 PM (A0VTZ)

244 I'm confused. Does this make Fareed Barry's butt-boy, or is it the other way around?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Yes.

Posted by: Fareed (ny integrity cannot be bought, only rented) Zakaria at May 16, 2011 05:07 PM (Gzv/o)

245 Eehhh..Typical Reich-stag Media. Soros worked with the Nazi's in Hungary to save his OWN ass. Fellow joos? Ehhh. He even changed his name. He is and has been all about HIM for decades. He is the spiting image of Hitler and Stalin. He just does have the country to be a leader in. So he gets a puppet. You would think more newsmen could tell how rotten he is. Nope, crickets.

Posted by: hous bin pharteen at May 16, 2011 05:07 PM (V+/pV)

246 It's OK to be a Homo and take it up the ass now......45-year-old man now living in the Bay Area may be the first person ever cured of the deadly disease AIDS, the result of the discovery of an apparent HIV immunity gene. timothy Ray Brown tested positive for HIV back in 1995, but has now entered scientific journals as the first man in world history to have that HIV virus completely eliminated from his body in what doctors call a “functional cure.”

Posted by: Gay Pride leader at May 16, 2011 05:09 PM (48wze)

247 I'm starting to think I should watch CNN and Bill Maher to know who to put on the short list for Torch and Pitchfork Day.

Posted by: SurferDoc at May 16, 2011 05:10 PM (4e77w)

248 I just took off my bra and Jimmy Joe shows up. I question the timing.

Posted by: momma at May 16, 2011 05:10 PM (penCf)

249 Geez, just adding up everthing over the last two and a half years. What has been done will take generations to repair.....if it can be repaired.
And then I think about those generations coming of voting age and those who are about to that were taught in our public education system. My hopes aren't high.
I just hope I can still live the remaining years of my life in relative freedom. Even that hope is fading.

Posted by: Soona at May 16, 2011 05:11 PM (JIDys)

250 You wingnuts go back to watching faux news while I go back to fellating my girlfriend.

Posted by: james-joseph at May 16, 2011 05:11 PM (c45xH)

251 Every now and then I like to get my Fareed on!

Posted by: Barry Obambam at May 16, 2011 05:11 PM (ihSHD)

252 Pretty good thanks, Obama is
polling at 46% and that's after the most wanted terrorist in the world
was killed on his watch, poor guy just can't get any love. Unless its
from JourOlists.

Posted by: robtr at May 16, 2011 04:55 PM (MtwBb)
Gas was 4.21 this morning, it goes any higher - I can see the thirtys in the near future.

Posted by: Jean at May 16, 2011 05:11 PM (WkuV6)

253 Kurtz: That's why I think the fact of the meetings should have been disclosed.
Zakaria says that's not part of the arrangement, but it should be.
Otherwise, people will inevitably have doubts when word leaks out.”



So his problem isn't that he is a mouth piece for the Admin (getting high level spin). His problem is that people will question him when word leaks out?!

So, he is actually calling us ignorant assholes for questioning this non-issue.

Posted by: momma at May 16, 2011 05:12 PM (penCf)

254 Off topic but speaking of CNN reporters, Don Lemon is gay?

Or I should say, Don Lemon is out? Don Lemon is out?!?

Seriously, guy flew right under my gaydar, and that's a well honed thing I can tell you.

Posted by: Rob at May 16, 2011 05:13 PM (4q6A5)

255
OT:Have you got your Arab Spring commemorative coin yet? It has two sides. This
is the other one.


Posted by: Herman Cain for President at May 16, 2011 05:13 PM (jx2j9)

256 Lotta competition from the left wing media spin machine jockeys for who gets to take Jay Carney's job or becomes the new NASA boss.
Do you think Fareed stands a chance againstLarry the Draft DodgerO'Donnell and Kweef Olberwoman? Sure, his very name says Muslim outreach, which is NASA's primary mission. So Larry has the inside track on White House Spokesprick.

Posted by: Kortezzi at May 16, 2011 05:13 PM (piR98)

257 Gas was 4.21 this morning, it goes any higher - I can see the thirtys in the near future.
It's only a matter of time until Barry tries price controls to save his ass.

Posted by: odd and even days at May 16, 2011 05:14 PM (GTbGH)

258
You don't think this was just coincidence, do you.

Was this a "how to" book"?

Posted by: beedubya at May 16, 2011 04:45 PM (AnTyA)
--Would you mind warning us if it's NYT next time, please?

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 05:14 PM (BP6Z1)

259 It's never a bad time to let the sweater ponies run free.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at May 16, 2011 05:14 PM (U9jjw)

260 251
You wingnuts go back to watching faux news while I go back to fellating my girlfriend cat

fify

Posted by: Y-not at May 16, 2011 05:15 PM (pW2o8)

261 Kill the waabit, kill the waaabit, kill the WAAAAAAbit... Posted by: The voices in Jimmy's head at May 16, 2011 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

See? Self-defense! Shoulda taken him out then...

Posted by: The Water Rabbit at May 16, 2011 05:15 PM (GBXon)

262 I remember a number of years ago when Zakaria was a Newsweek columnist, he was referred to by some lib publication as one of a "new breed of conservatives". Talk about spin...

Posted by: RM at May 16, 2011 05:16 PM (TRsME)

Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 16, 2011 05:18 PM (GBXon)

264 200
All news that doesn't air on fox is liberal propaganda organized by a vast left-wing conspiracy...





Who are the moonbats?

Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 04:53 PM (6KaEq)
--Eh, I believe the temperatures they put on CNN Airport.

Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 05:19 PM (BP6Z1)

265 Gas was 4.21 this morning, it goes any higher - I can see the thirtys in the near future.

Wholesale prices took a beating last week. It may take a while for that decline to reach the pump.

Posted by: fluffy at May 16, 2011 05:20 PM (SwkdU)

266 Hey jimmy-joe:

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Posted by: logprof at May 16, 2011 05:21 PM (BP6Z1)

267 Hey, hey, over here!!1!1111!

Honestly, what's a girl got to do to get some attention around here??
Fuck an old Democrat- check
Suck a young Democrat-check
Hate Bush-check

If I have to go all carpet mucher I'm munching Babwa Wawa. At least she'll lie still

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at May 16, 2011 05:23 PM (le5qc)

268 264



Posted by: AoSHQ's *second* worst commenter, DarkLord© at May 16, 2011 05:18 PM (GBXon)
We're putting you in for a promotion

Posted by: AoSHQ's Comment Board of Directors at May 16, 2011 05:23 PM (HBqDo)

269 I believe to be culturally with it I believe the term for Don Lemon was he was on the down low not 'in the closet'.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2011 05:24 PM (3hdsA)

270 I was right and I was wrong. I was correct about Obama from the get-go......a total destruction of the U.S. and everything we hold dear. I could not see a damn good thing resulting in his election. I saw a not-too-smart person snarking away; down-right challenging people over his skin color (A black man, in amongst others on a dollar bill) . First of all, aka, intelligent president, there is only one person on one currency, they do not change. I'm a fan of Ben F. myself. I was wrong when I thought that gifting the queen with his speeches would laugh him off Pennsylvania Ave. altogether. Did not happen. Or, when he pronounced "Orion". Did not happen. The wife. The wife. She is totally insane with both looks and fashion sense. Plus, she cares!!!! Did ya see her do the hoola-hoop??? She also dipped a ladle at a soup kitchen for about 5 seconds. Monumental. Did I mention a savvy fashion sense. She loves poets.

Where I was totally wrong and naive: I never imagined, that the press would do such a back-breaking, rah-rah cheer leading extravaganza over this stupid, stupid lunatic. I was brought up on the Watergate expose, where we were treated to the media, with their honest integrity in uncovering the truth no matter the consequences..(Years later, I saw the facts).

No more, my dearies. We're stuck.Unless someone, anyone, with the balls to say, "you absolute ignorant bastard, you've ruined this country", thoroughly, and offers up solutions, we're fucked. I mean fucked. Because everything that you hate and protest against is taking place, without a whimper.

Watching Huck, Newt, the misty-eyed Boehner, and even the Donald, are now soft in the balls, only seeking a reprieve for ever, ever criticizing the one. I will not capitalize, out of my own mere spite that PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID. I guess they have what they want, then.

We've got nothing.

Posted by: Bean Blossom at May 16, 2011 05:34 PM (T1d4e)

271 129
CNN does a great job of presenting a fair and balanced approach to
the classic issues of the day. And a couple of the chicks have great
hooter's.


Just wait until you see me in the buff Joe.

Posted by: Jack "Moobs" Cafferty at May 16, 2011 05:39 PM (cFF2m)

272 Even I am disgusted by this.

Posted by: Kent Brockman at May 16, 2011 05:41 PM (qwK3S)

273 Insect Overlords? Never heard of them.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 16, 2011 05:42 PM (qwK3S)

274
Everyone knew this was happening, but now we have proof. This Zakaria idiot just couldn't keep it a secret cause he just HAD to tell the world that he was saving the world through Obama. hahahahaha
The fact that an American President is reading 'a post American world' would normally be grounds for riots.. but not a black president. Thats racist. I'd rather not be called a racist than to save our country from a president that doesn't understand Americans and probably wants the country to fall. un-fucking-believable!
And Kurtz.. what an embarrasment. If he ever had any cred its gone now. Pathetic. I feel sorry for him... but laugh at the same time. Since Kurtz is defending this idiot, either he's having conversations with Obama too, or his boss is. That is obvious!
Investigative report about this on 60 minutes in 3....2....1... oh wait they're democrats nevermind.
Brietbart - see what you can do with this

Posted by: Billy Barty at May 16, 2011 05:46 PM (V+aEN)

275 Ace of spades readers:

Outraged at Fareed Zakaria yet eating up Shawn Hannity, making Glenn Beck rich and buying the overpriced coins he peddles.

Disgusted by gays, yet always answering liberal comments with an endless supply of homosexual sex-themed come-backs. (why so much gay??)

Ace of spades readers:

Calling Libya a boondoggle yet they re-elected a president that led us into the biggest military boondoggle in U.S. history.

Outraged - OUTRAGED! I tell you! - Over the supposed weft-wing media (boo hoo!) yet their network of choice is the least accurate news in all U.S. media. Their viewers are the least informed consumers of news in the world outside of Iran.

Support Sarah Palin and may even vote for Michelle Bachman.

Ace of Spades readers made Trump a contender.

Ace of Spades readers easily baited by racist conspiracy theories stating that Obama was born in Kenya, a country that didn't exist when he was born. DUH!

Ace of Spades readers gobbling up Brietbart's twisted, manufactured lies, a man who couldn't tell a straight story about his trip to the bathroom.

Ace of Spades readers: One screwy bunch of nutbags. When - ever - will anyone be able to take you seriously??

Enter your gay fantasy jokes below, you pathetic tards.




Posted by: jimmy-joe at May 16, 2011 08:09 PM (6KaEq)

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Posted by: romains at May 17, 2011 01:10 AM (sySa+)

278 This was such a great thread! Who's the genius sock-puppeting a retarded lib troll? It's so realistic, I almost died laughing.
"Jimmy-Joe," whoever you are, you are one hell of a funny guy. No one could imitate a half-wit better than you did tonight. I really look forward to your next appearance.
Good times....

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