Obama: You Know What We Can Never Stop Being Grateful For? That We Have A President Named Barack Obama.

I admit, sometimes I fail to count Obama among my blessings. I am grateful to him for reminding me.

At a fundraiser:

“The first time around it’s like lightning in a bottle. There’s something special about it, because you’re defying the odds. And as time passes, you start taking it for granted that a guy named Barack Hussein Obama is president of the United States,” Obama said. “But we should never take it for granted.”

We should never take me for granted.

“I hope that all of you still feel that sense of excitement and that sense of possibility, because we still have so much more to do.”

Gee, I remember when a certain charismatic charlatan revved up crowds by promising we are the change we've been waiting for.

Turns out, not so much; it was in fact Obama all long.

...

“I know that sometimes people may get frustrated and think, you know what, Obama is being too nice and we need to get in there and take it to them. And there will be times where that’s important,” the president said...

That's what I'm always telling you guys -- Obama is too nice.

This is like the bullshit part of a job interview. My flaws...? Ah yes, my flaws. Sometimes I'm too detail-oriented and can't detach from work.

...
“As important as our political labels are — Democrat and Republican — as many tough fights as we’re going to have, part of what made 2008 special is we brought the country together.”

Oh, Bubby, you united 53% of the country last time. I have great hopes this time you'll unite 54-55%.

Thanks to momma and TheQuietMan.

Update [Slublog] - This story reminds me of something I created a while back.

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He requires only that you kneel.

Posted by: Ace at 08:08 PM



Comments

1 I won.

'nuff said. Now watch this drive!

Posted by: Barry 0 at March 18, 2011 08:09 PM (jGXQI)

2 I am my ideal!

Posted by: Adriane at March 18, 2011 08:10 PM (0yDnd)

3 You know what I'm grateful for? The generous roll of the green on the 15th hole at Arlington Country Club. Sweeeeet!!

Posted by: President Barack Hussein Obama, Nobel Laureate at March 18, 2011 08:11 PM (nj1bB)

4 I wonder if he had his right hand in his own pocket while he said this.

Posted by: Zimriel at March 18, 2011 08:11 PM (pl1+G)

5 So it shall be written...

Posted by: Pharoh Obama at March 18, 2011 08:12 PM (i24o3)

6 Is Obama.......dumbing down the rhetoric.......to maintain.......that sure fire 96% of the black vote?

Cuz who else would buy this horseshit?

Posted by: Shoppy at March 18, 2011 08:14 PM (xvCQK)

7 What are the odds we can get a No-Fly zone over Central and South America, beforethe Man in the Yellow Hat calls Barack backhome?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 08:14 PM (i24o3)

8 And as time passes, you start taking it for granted that a
guy named Barack Hussein Obama is president of the United States,”
Obama said. “But we should never take it for granted.”

We should never take me for granted.


Yeah, just like I tell the girls, you shouldn't take it for granted that you are getting surprise sex by superspy Julian Assange. For most women that's a once, twice, or if really drunk after that bender maybe 3 times in a lifetime event .

Posted by: Julian Assange at March 18, 2011 08:14 PM (bgcml)

9 If this asswipe had any less substance, he'd be a vacuum.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at March 18, 2011 08:16 PM (ktiTE)

10 Only the black vote and libtards would buy this crap. I doubt the guy has not lost support since his election. In 2008 when Dope and chains was at a fever pitch, he only managed 52 percent of the vote. We just need him to lose 2.1% and it's most likely ours. He has lost a lot of people. I can't waitto see Palin and maybethe other candidates take on his arrogance like he has shown here. I think we can win it.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at March 18, 2011 08:17 PM (c5RQr)

11 Sometimes I ask myself : "Self, am I too much too soon for this nation? Can they handle me?" I think the jury is still out. Hopefully, I won't take early retirement where my work ethic and oratory skillz, much in need in this nation, will be put on the shelf. I pray, for my nation's sake, this doesn't happen.

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 18, 2011 08:17 PM (4ZxEW)

12 Please get that grinning skull-face Carter picture out of the sidebar....pleeeeeezzzzeeeeee....

Posted by: CanaDave at March 18, 2011 08:18 PM (unlT9)

13 As Glenn says: Carter Redux is a best-case scenario.

Posted by: Al at March 18, 2011 08:18 PM (MzQOZ)

14 I'd ask how it was for you, Kal,but I know it was great.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 18, 2011 08:19 PM (i24o3)

15 when Dope and chains was at a fever pitch

Dude, dope and coke. Two great tastes that taste great together. Hey, anybody got some fritoes?

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 18, 2011 08:20 PM (bgcml)

16 And I promise, as soon as this whole Libya thing is over with and I get back from the beaches of Rio, I will focus like a laser beam on jobs, jobs, golf and jobs.

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 18, 2011 08:20 PM (4ZxEW)

17 Frankly, words fail me.

How many days until the 2012 general election?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:21 PM (3mTt6)

18 Lice would be more attractive.

The loon is so full of himself it sloshes over.

Posted by: tarpon at March 18, 2011 08:21 PM (g0QB8)

19 2012 can't come fast enough.
He is making boobs of us all.

Posted by: CAC at March 18, 2011 08:21 PM (Gr1V1)

20 Annnnnd loathe him more today - the streak continues!

Posted by: alexthechick at March 18, 2011 08:21 PM (qPgNK)

21 At this point the only thing which sustains me is the hope -- the desperate, irrational hope -- that once he's out of office the truth will begin to trickle out, and future generations will realize what an utter, arrogant, foolish, pompous, airheaded, vain, stupid, egotistical, smug, condescending, cowardly, bullying, knavish, talentless, classless, clueless, brainless, dickless, feckless, worthless asshole this man is.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 18, 2011 08:22 PM (wMOnz)

22 You ever go out drinking with a group of people you just met and right when everyone is starting to loosen up and joke around one guy just says something so off the wall weird he is immediately marked as either the running joke for the rest of the night or someone to avoid at all cost?

That's Obama

Posted by: Mr Pink at March 18, 2011 08:23 PM (CGggR)

23 >>>>Annnnnd loathe him more today - the streak continues!

He's sorta the gift that keeps on giving, huh?

Go ahead, ask him, he'll tell you the same thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:23 PM (3mTt6)

24 I am the gift that keeps on giving, thanks for noticing.

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 18, 2011 08:25 PM (4ZxEW)

25 Just for everyone who's moved on to this thread I want to make sure you don't miss out on this line of genius from Palin Steele:
307 "We are the ones we've waiting for" - Barack Obama One of the iconic lines during the campaign. People need to take this line to heart. Stop this partisan nonsense and work together to restore the country!
Posted by: Cain's Pizzeria at March 18, 2011 08:19 PM (MUMm3)

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2011 08:26 PM (oVQFe)

26 Would be embarrassing to a thoughtful individual. Telling of what a thoughtless individual resides in the WH.

Posted by: dogfish at March 18, 2011 08:26 PM (N2yhW)

27 I'm still waiting patiently for my fucking unicorn .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 18, 2011 08:26 PM (npr0X)

28 Annnnnd loathe him more today - the streak continues!
Posted by: alexthechick at March 18, 2011 08:21 PM (qPgNK)
Doesn't seem possible, and yet.

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 08:26 PM (AkdC5)

29 You're all taking this far less seriously than you should.

Only a fool or a psychopath with zero sense of embarrassment would say that publicly.

Only a true megalomaniac would say it publicly AND believe it.

Which is the case with Obama?

Either way, he's dangerous and we're f'd.

Posted by: gorgo at March 18, 2011 08:26 PM (B60j2)

30 Now stop this Ace, how come two times you hate this good black man tonight. It sounds you are still so mad about the war thing. I said before he is no your old wild cowboy BUSH, don't you get it yet?

In Sweden Barack is the loved man. Even the women would want to be near him. Yes maybe he is bold to talk about himself but it is what so many people think of him anyway.

Again sorry if my language is hard but I cannot ignore this teabagger website when it come on the Internet to Sweden.

Posted by: Sven Hjartssen fucks his sister at March 18, 2011 08:26 PM (VVtDy)

31 Only a complete useless douche like our current res could make me wish so hard we had elected John Sidney McCain.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2011 08:27 PM (KwI2w)

32 >>>I am the gift that keeps on giving, thanks for noticing.

No, Barry, you're the Affirmative Action hire. Now go fetch me some sammiches.

And yes, you have cop yourself a 40 too. AFTER you sweep the kitchen.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:27 PM (3mTt6)

33 I figured out long ago that Barky honestly believes that he is the hero in all of his daydreams of glory. He sees himself riding in to save the day, just like in all of the cartoons and/or movies that he watched when he was a kid.
He's the guy who's going tomake the basket/catch the touchdown- with no time left on the clock, of course - that wins theday for his team in the championship game, and he will be hoisted on his teammates' shoulders, all the girls willadore him, and all of the guys will finally give himthe respect that they've been holding back from him all this time.
He lives in a fantasy world; he has a film reel running in his head 24/7/365, and when things don't go the way they do in the movies, he gets upset and has to go somewhere else to try and boost his ego (hence his trip to Brazil, where he THOUGHT he was popular enough to fill an outdoor plaza, but will instead be confined to a small indoor venue "for security reasons") .
A tantrum's coming - I don't know when and I don't know where, but it's going to be a spectacle to behold, and chances are he'll end up in a rubber room when he finally wears himself out....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 18, 2011 08:28 PM (py9B+)

34 You know, I think that Obama guy might be just a tad narcissistic.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 18, 2011 08:28 PM (SY2Kh)

35 In Sweden Barack is the loved man. Even the women would want to be near him. Yes maybe he is bold to talk about himself but it is what so many people think of him anyway. Again sorry if my language is hard but I cannot ignore this teabagger website when it come on the Internet to Sweden.
Posted by: Sven Hjartssen at March 18, 2011 08:26 PM (VVtDy)
We'll be happy to let you have the waste of skin.

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 08:28 PM (AkdC5)

36 And as time passes, you start taking it for granted that a guy named
Barack Hussein Obama is president of the United States,” Obama said.
“But we should never take it for granted.”

Hi and welcome to THE CREEPIEST THING EVER SAID BY A PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

That is all.

Also: My Anti-Christ needle just nudged off zero again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 18, 2011 08:28 PM (7utQ2)

37 I went on a blind date once. Turned out I was perfect for myself.

Posted by: Rio Obama at March 18, 2011 08:29 PM (kfP69)

38 Honestly, for a Friday night, I prefer a tits-n-beer thread.

Posted by: sTevo at March 18, 2011 08:29 PM (VMcEw)

39 Please tell me one of you morons are Sven ...

Posted by: ef at March 18, 2011 08:30 PM (KIVK4)

40 In Sweden Barack is the loved man. Even the women would want to be near him. Yes maybe he is bold to talk about himself but it is what so many people think of him anyway.
Posted by: Sven Hjartssen at March 18, 2011 08:26 PM (VVtDy)
Great- you can have him, but only if you promise tokeep him.

Posted by: Charlie Sheen at March 18, 2011 08:30 PM (SY2Kh)

41 ef:


Posted by: Sven Hjartssen fucks his sister at March 18, 2011 08:26 PM (VVtDy)

it is a sock.

Posted by: CAC at March 18, 2011 08:30 PM (Gr1V1)

42 Scandis post here?!

Posted by: Beagle at March 18, 2011 08:30 PM (sOtz/)

43 is Sven. ... Is

Posted by: ef at March 18, 2011 08:30 PM (KIVK4)

44 sock off

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 18, 2011 08:30 PM (SY2Kh)

45 Gee, I remember when a certain charismatic charlatan revved up crowds by promising we are the change we've been waiting for.
He was using the royal form of first person singular when saying "we".

Posted by: mugiwara at March 18, 2011 08:31 PM (KI/Ch)

46 At this point, I am hoping the Mayans are correct.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 18, 2011 08:31 PM (kfP69)

47 I think the boy young gentleman has gone off his meds.

10 mg XANAX stat.

Posted by: Nurse Ratched at March 18, 2011 08:31 PM (DCpHZ)

48 A tantrum's coming - I don't know when and I don't know where, but it's going to be a spectacle to behold, and chances are he'll end up in a rubber room when he finally wears himself out....
I agree. But we'll all be raaaaacists if we notice at all.
We are so boned.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:32 PM (3mTt6)

49 Today, Barry realized that the banana goes in the front of the pants.

Posted by: beating it to death at March 18, 2011 08:32 PM (GTbGH)

50 In Sweden Barack is the loved man. Even the women would want to be near him.
You want him?
Take him.
You are already on the road to ruin.He's just what you need toget you on the High Speed Railto ruin.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at March 18, 2011 08:32 PM (i24o3)

51 "There are times where Michelle reminds me that I volunteered for this job -- (laughter) -- because she looks at me and I looked tired. But I'm telling you, I am having an extraordinary time, because there aren’t many moments in our lives where we know that we’re making a difference. And this is one of those moments."




Well, of course you're having a good time. You get paid for sitting on your ass and watching other people go to work.

You're a freakin' elevator operator!




Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2011 08:32 PM (DhByh)

52 Thanks Sven for your support. I don't get to talk to the little people, such as yourself, as much as I like, especially from the frozen hell-hole that is your nation. I am sorry to here about the "Muslim rape wave" swamping your country, obviously these women with their eyes and ankles exposed had it coming. Sharia will change all that Allah willing.

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 18, 2011 08:33 PM (4ZxEW)

53 Ace,

With all due respect, you are wrong.

Obama is a uniterTM.

He has united:

1. unemployed workers + food lines
2. worker's paychecks + terrorist regimes
3. Russia and Venezuela + oil in the Gulf
4. teachers + thuggery
5. patriot Americans + embarrassment
6. The Queen + iPod
7. bust of Churchill + British Embassy
8. Gordon Brown + 25 DVDs he can't play
9. Jimmy Carter + rank of 2nd worst President
10. foreign money + US election campaigns
11. United States + racial divide
12. United States + class warfare
13. Taxpayers' money + lazy ass bums/Foreign companies/abortion clinics
14. working Americans + homelessness/joblessness
15. America + pre-industrial revolution

Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 08:34 PM (penCf)

54 “Politics in this country can be tough. And I’m sure that some of you are like Michelle and at some point had to just stop watching cable TV because it was getting too frustrating,” Obama said.
Maybe a simpler remote would be in order. One of those ones with the really big buttons.

Posted by: Cicero at March 18, 2011 08:34 PM (QKKT0)

55 Barry compared hisownself to lightning in a bottle. People keep tapeworms in bottles, don't they? You know, as a horrifying curiosity. Keeping Barry bottled up would work for me.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 18, 2011 08:35 PM (urYpw)

56 There are times where Michelle reminds me that I volunteered for this job
And that's another thing. Can you imagine the type of seriously diseased mind that would stay married to this guy?
The Klingon mental health system must be awesome.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:35 PM (3mTt6)

57 Jimmy Carter gets down on his knees every night and thanks the Lord for Barack Obama being elected President.

Now he won't be at the top of the Worst President Ever list.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2011 08:35 PM (fhTf7)

58 2 I am my ideal!
Posted by: Adriane at March 18, 2011 08:10 PM (0yDnd)
Hey now... don't steal my Song

Posted by: Eric Von Zipper at March 18, 2011 08:35 PM (NtXW4)

59 Also: My Anti-Christ needle just nudged off zero again.

Nah, the Anti-Christ would be competent. At something. Anything. Hell, at least the Anti-Christ could get an umbrella through a gate.

Posted by: alexthechick at March 18, 2011 08:35 PM (qPgNK)

60 See, this is the point I keep trying to make to my parents, my mother especially. Whenever Obama does something incredibly stupid (which equates to about every five minutes) she asks me, "What is WRONG with him? He can't be that stupid, can he? Is he just evil?"

My response to her is always the same. "Obama is Obama. To Obama, Obama can do no wrong." He speaks and the waters part, the sun blazes like a chariot across the sky, and supplicants fall penitent before his glory. When these things DON'T happen as a result of his words, it's not HIS fault. It just means that the people or events that disagree with his words and (in)actions are wrong. He can't be blamed if a lunatic dictator doesn't raise his hands in surrender and allow himself to be assassinated just because Obama says he should (see the previous post about his laughable realization about sanctions in Libya). After all, Obama merely speaks. It's up to his loyal legions to carry out his Word. If they don't do it, they reap what they sow.

His narcissism would be breathtaking if I wasn't so busy vomiting on my shoes every time I see his stupid face and hear his dumbass voice.

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 08:36 PM (CA2NO)

61 My oh my, but Obastard sure is impressed with himself. If his overinflatedego ever burst, the resulting wind would wipe out everything on earth. What a nauseating commie fuck.

Posted by: stillwater at March 18, 2011 08:36 PM (0GpN4)

62 I am the gift that keeps on giving, thanks for noticing.
Posted by: Barry Obama at March 18, 2011 08:25 PM (4ZxEW)
I thought that was VD.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 18, 2011 08:36 PM (urYpw)

63 i heard ,"you people should understand just how fortunate You are, I am like to a G-d, I have always said, let me be clear, I Am,yes I Am , Like a G-d you unappreciative lowlypeople , you have No Idea how great I am. but uh, let me Be clear I am Great , perhaps the greatest, uh, ever"

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 08:37 PM (h+qn8)

64 When I sleep at night I miss my conscious self.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 08:37 PM (yQWNf)

65 I thought that was VD.
Posted by: RushBabe at March 18, 2011 08:36 PM (urYpw)
VD is easier to get rid of and more attractive to look at.

Posted by: Cicero at March 18, 2011 08:37 PM (QKKT0)

66 I Won!

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 08:38 PM (h+qn8)

67 The good news is that he should be turning into a flower any day now. The bad news is, that puts Simple Joe in charge.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 18, 2011 08:38 PM (0q2P7)

68 clueless, brainless, dickless, feckless, worthless asshole this man is.
Halleluia! Where's the tylenol...

Posted by: Zimriel at March 18, 2011 08:38 PM (pl1+G)

69 48
A tantrum's coming - I don't know when and I don't know where, but it's going to be a spectacle to behold, and chances are he'll end up in a rubber room when he finally wears himself out....
I agree. But we'll all be raaaaacists if we notice at all.
We are so boned.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:32 PM (3mTt6)
Just let me in the Presidential debate... I'll ask the questions you all really want to know about...
And then say... Mr. President, You're Fired!

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 18, 2011 08:38 PM (NtXW4)

70 I thought that was VD.

Well, both came from loose women having sex with bizarre men...

Posted by: Alex at March 18, 2011 08:38 PM (x40U+)

71 Get this man to a reflecting pool, stat!

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 08:38 PM (i24o3)

72
"My fellow citizens, the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery.This world of threats and dangers, it's not just a community and it doesn't just need an organizer."

Posted by: nickless at March 18, 2011 08:39 PM (MMC8r)

73 I figured out long ago that Barky honestly believes that he is the hero
in all of his daydreams of glory. He sees himself riding in to save the
day, just like in all of the cartoons and/or movies that he watched
when he was a kid.

When he fails, it is because of the racism.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 18, 2011 08:39 PM (GTbGH)

74 Get this man to a reflecting pool, stat!
Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 08:38 PM (i24o3)
hahaha

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 08:39 PM (h+qn8)

75 My oh my, but Obastard sure is impressed with
himself. If his overinflatedego ever burst, the resulting wind would
wipe out everything on earth. What a nauseating commie fuck.

Posted by: stillwater at March 18, 2011 08:36 PM (0GpN4)
Even then, he would somehow find a way to claim his Exploding Ego Wind was a vital contribution to the field of green energy.
FUCK I hate this guy. And I hate hating people, so I hate him more for making me hate him.

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 08:39 PM (CA2NO)

76 Jeebus the next thing you know this asswipe will be giving the Queen of England and I Pod full of his speeches.

Posted by: robtr at March 18, 2011 08:39 PM (MtwBb)

77 66 I Won! One!

fify

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 08:39 PM (i24o3)

78 Sweet fancy Moses, could we have elected a bigger douchebag?

Thanks, 52%.

Posted by: Andy at March 18, 2011 08:40 PM (veZ9n)

79 i hear that obama is asking for $350,000 from his donors tjis tome around. Who has that much blood to give?

Posted by: kay at March 18, 2011 08:40 PM (TW1NB)

80 I am my best friend.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 08:40 PM (yQWNf)

81 As time passes you start taking it for granted, we have a commenter MikeTheMoose...But we never should take it for granted!

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 18, 2011 08:40 PM (0q2P7)

82 I've pinched more intelligent loaves than this stupid fuck.

Posted by: My Asshole at March 18, 2011 08:40 PM (Orc9J)

83 Welcome our President in Chief, Barak Hessein (is that allowed) Obama Thee Best Presidential Community Agitator Ever!! roars from the crowd..

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 08:41 PM (h+qn8)

84 And that's another thing. Can you imagine the type of seriously diseased mind that would stay married to this guy?

I believe Hillary honestly fell in love with Bill at the beginning, because he's the kind of guy who would target a mousy feminist and charm her.

I don't think Michelle was ever blinded. She knew the score from day one. He could keep her in luxury, and in return she gave him credibility with the black community.

Posted by: Alex at March 18, 2011 08:41 PM (x40U+)

85 No one makes love to me better that I do.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 08:41 PM (yQWNf)

86 The good news is that he should be turning into a flower any day now. The bad news is, that puts Simple Joe in charge.
Neither one of them is capable of embarassment. But occasionally, I said occasionally mind you, Sheriff Joe knows when to STFU.
That has the potential to cut the number of ways this Administration can ruin the country by at least half a quarter a tenth, oh who the hell am I kidding....
we're boned.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:42 PM (3mTt6)

87 Preznit Urkel
I suspect that by now, Urkel (if he were real) would be looking into Tea Party websites. Yeah, Urkel was black, and like a number of smart black guys (John McWhorter, Keith Richburg) he likely voted for O in '08; but he was also aspergerish, moral, decent, and free-thinking.

Posted by: Zimriel at March 18, 2011 08:42 PM (pl1+G)

88 You're a freakin' elevator operator!

Nice.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 18, 2011 08:42 PM (GTbGH)

89 31
Only a complete useless douche like our current res could make me wish so hard we had elected John Sidney McCain.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2011 08:27 PM (KwI2w)
I keep finding myself yearning for the good old days, when the worst I had to worry about from my democrat president was that he might be receiving a surreptitious blowjob while negotiating arms treaties with foreign leaders. Yes, Obama has made me think fondly of Bubba Clinton. I feel dirty.

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 08:42 PM (CA2NO)

90 ever feel like maybe someone slipped acid into your cup of tea?
i've been feeling like that for a couple of years.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 08:42 PM (h+qn8)

91 From O'bama's St. Patrick's Day event:


"Now, speaking of ancestry, there has been some controversy about my own
background. (Laughter.) Two years into my presidency, some are still
bent on peddling rumors about my origins. So today I want to put all
those rumors to rest. It is true my great-great-great-grandfather
really was from Ireland. (Applause.) It’s true. Moneygall, to be
precise. I can’t believe I have to keep pointing this out. (Laughter.)"





"No -- I kid, I kid. I'm actually Kenyan."


Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2011 08:43 PM (DhByh)

92 No he did not.

He said this??? Really???

Posted by: MissTammy at March 18, 2011 08:43 PM (BebB7)

93 I don't think Michelle was ever blinded. She knew the score from day one. He could keep her in luxury, and in return she gave him credibility with the black community.
Hmmm. Interesting point. I suddenly have more respect for Hilary.
::: shudder :::

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:44 PM (3mTt6)

94 I am sure Odipstick is not the master of his own domain. His hand muscles.. will become so strained with..
overuse, that eventually the hand will lock into a deformed position,
and he'll be left with nothing
but a claw.

Posted by: Guy Fawkes at March 18, 2011 08:44 PM (kfP69)

95 Now [Jimmy Carter] won't be at the top of the Worst President Ever list.
*crosses fingers, and downs another bourbon*

Posted by: Franklin Pierce at March 18, 2011 08:44 PM (pl1+G)

96 Sex with me is always great, because it's always with me.

Posted by: Barry O., Love Machine at March 18, 2011 08:44 PM (MMC8r)

97 Is this a nightmare? Can someone please wake me up?

I honestly cannot stand to be around anyone who voted for this douche and isn't expressing regret. And that goes for my only sibling and 99% of my husband's family.

It's really hard for me not to hate, but I'm working on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 08:44 PM (UOM48)

98 I am bigger than this Preznitten job. It is weighing me down.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 08:45 PM (yQWNf)

99 I've pinched more...

I've thrown away broken hammers smarter than he is. Hell my old speak and spell could read back what I told it.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at March 18, 2011 08:45 PM (0q2P7)

100 51 "There are times where Michelle reminds me that I volunteered for this job -- (laughter) -- because she looks at me and I looked tired."
---------------------------------------------
Well that explains the 10:00-10:30am daily intelligence briefing.

Posted by: Shoppy at March 18, 2011 08:45 PM (xvCQK)

101 The only thing I have to look forward to from this POS is more POS lies.

Posted by: Catlady at March 18, 2011 08:45 PM (CyPWX)

102 Oh, and don't forget that we owe the elevation of this empty suit to the conniving and complicity of the Make Believe Media.

Don't ever forget that they got him elected and are keeping his supporters in an artificial bubble to the detriment of the political atmosphere in this country and around the world.

Don't forget that the MBM has gone full out on making sure that NO NEGATIVE STORY escapes into the public domain or remains long enough to awaken the politically lethargic and uninformed electorate to the long term damage this person is doing to the USA.

Remember that their bias and outright conspiring with those who wish to see this country be destroyed is plain to see and cannot be excused.

Make sure that the MBM pays a full and painful price for their continued manipulations of the electorate.

If they were not covered by the First Amendment, they would be prosecuted for treason, conspiracy and fraud.

They have shown their contempt for the majority of Americans and America and they should be shown the same.

Posted by: jakee308 at March 18, 2011 08:46 PM (fhTf7)

103 get on the crazzzyy train! boys and girls.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 08:46 PM (h+qn8)

104 VD is easier to get rid of and more attractive to look at.
Posted by: Cicero at March 18, 2011 08:37 PM (QKKT0)
And that green discharge? No biggie. That was just on account of St. Paddy's Day. That's what Frank always told me. (But it wasn't always mid-March when I'd see that stuff.)

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at March 18, 2011 08:47 PM (urYpw)

105 I am sure Odipstick is not the master of his own domain. His hand muscles.. will become so strained with.. overuse, that eventually the hand will lock into a deformed position, and he'll be left with nothing but a claw.
Obama is Ray McKechnie?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:47 PM (3mTt6)

106 what a POS.

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at March 18, 2011 08:47 PM (ACkhT)

107 Al Jazeera: UN resolution 'blatant colonialism', not justified (Reuters)

Hey don't blame us. Ya got the French's phone number?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 08:47 PM (0GFWk)

108 omg maybe he is a hick(if you're a hick i'm just playin here)in disguise and been singing his favorite tune, O _lord so hard to be humble , when yer perfect in evvery way.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 08:48 PM (h+qn8)

109 I think that I'll put my Presnential Libary in Nairobi. That'll make Trumps head explode.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 08:48 PM (yQWNf)

110 Anyone else notice that: Scott Walker "barely" won with a paltry 52% of the WI vote...and Obastard got a "landslide" with a whopping 52% of the US vote?

Posted by: stillwater at March 18, 2011 08:49 PM (0GpN4)

111 Is this the $30,000/plate function where a grand total of 6 tables were held for the donors?
a) What idiots are still willing to pay that kind of money to sit with this waste of space;
b) Sure does seem like a small number of donors compared to the 2008 crowd of idiots whowere clamoringto be parted from their money in the run-up to the "Ascension".....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at March 18, 2011 08:49 PM (py9B+)

112 Posted by: Eric Von Zipper at March 18, 2011 08:35 PM (NtXW4)
I am my ideal!

I, Miles Gloriosus,

I, slaughterer of thousands,

I, oppressor of the meek,

Subduer of the weak,

Degrader of the Greek,

Destroyer of the Turk,

Must hurry back to work.

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum ...

Posted by: Adriane at March 18, 2011 08:49 PM (0yDnd)

113 As the word President lacks sufficient majesty and gravitas, the definite article is to be used henceforth.
Sample usage: Workers wept with gratitude when The Obama...

Posted by: White House Media Style Guide at March 18, 2011 08:49 PM (+RDXr)

114 Anyone else notice that: Scott Walker "barely" won with a paltry 52% of the WI vote...and Obastard got a "landslide" with a whopping 52% of the US vote?



Posted by: stillwater at March 18, 2011 08:49 PM (0GpN4)

Rascists

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 08:49 PM (0GFWk)

115 I am bigger than this Preznitten job. It is weighing me down.
Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 08:45 PM (yQWNf)
That's the First Lady, Mr. President.

Posted by: White House Butler at March 18, 2011 08:50 PM (urYpw)

116 GEORGE IS GETTIN ANGRY

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at March 18, 2011 08:50 PM (eCAn3)

117 El Supremo.

Posted by: toby928™ at March 18, 2011 08:50 PM (GTbGH)

118 I honestly cannot stand to be around anyone who voted for this douche and isn't expressing regret. And that goes for my only sibling and 99% of my husband's family.

It's really hard for me not to hate, but I'm working on it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 08:44 PM (UOM4

My sister used to tell me every time we talked "I am so, so sorry."

It gives me the lols to this day thinking of what Erinn told me waaaay back in January of 2009. Several of her coworkers asked her who she voted for around inauguration time, and (since she's black) they asked how did she like her choice. "I didn't vote for that lying, grinning motherfucker!"
She used to get annoyed but she now gets downright angry when people asked if she voted for Obama. I won't quote her current retorts because they would violate AoS speech codes, but they are endlessly entertaining.

Posted by: CAC at March 18, 2011 08:50 PM (Gr1V1)

119 9
If this asswipe had any less substance, he'd be a vacuum.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at March 18, 2011 08:16 PM (ktiTE)

Nature won't be the only thing that abhors a vacuum.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at March 18, 2011 08:51 PM (eCAn3)

120 OY

Did Obama really say this today:



"Left unchecked, we have every reason to believe Gadhafi would commit
atrocities against his people," he said. "Many thousands could die. A
humanitarian crisis would ensue."

Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 08:51 PM (penCf)

121 Remarks by the President at a DNC Event
Marriott Wardman Park Hotel Washington, D.C.

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. (Applause.) Everybody, have a seat, have a seat. (Applause.) You're making me blush. (Laughter.)





Yeah, you're embarased by the attention.....

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2011 08:51 PM (DhByh)

122 You Know What We Can Never Stop Being Grateful For? That We Have A President Named Barack Obama.
well ya know He's kinda right. Barry Soetero just doesn't hve that special ring to it.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 08:51 PM (h+qn8)

123 I understand Barky and Michelle are going to visit the Christ statue in Rio.

There's a joke in there somewhere, but for the life of me, my sense of humor's got nothin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 08:51 PM (UOM48)

124 Sample usage: Workers wept with gratitude when The Obama...
You laugh. I work in the Federal government. Early on in his Presidency a "sytle guide" was issued that mandated that the word "President" always precede the word"Obama"
I kid you not.
It wasn't like anyone didn't already know that 'ferchrissakes. It was getting the memo issued that was the capper.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:52 PM (3mTt6)

125 It's really hard for me not to hate, but I'm working on it.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 08:44 PM (UOM4

Don't worry, after a while, the hating gets a lot easier.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at March 18, 2011 08:52 PM (eCAn3)

126 I was born at the very, very end of the Carter administration, but I have to ask: two years into his presidency, was there as much pronounced disdain and weariness directed at him from the people and the world? I mean, three years would have been okay. I could take three years because then there would only be one year left of his reign before we could boot his goofy ass to the curb. But two more years.... How am I going to survive two more years? When I start thinking about it too closely I have to lie down with a cold washcloth over my eyes and go to my happy place (which happens to be a world inhabited by Ewoks where no one has ever heard of Prezzie Jugears).

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 08:52 PM (CA2NO)

127 Anyone else notice that: Scott Walker "barely" won with a paltry 52% of the WI vote...and Obastard got a "landslide" with a whopping 52% of the US vote? Posted by: stillwater at March 18, 2011 08:49 PM (0GpN4)
Obama has a mandate to govern as he sees fit. Republicans must always compromise with Democrats.

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2011 08:53 PM (oVQFe)

128 I understand Barky and Michelle are going to visit the Christ statue in Rio.

There's a joke in there somewhere, but for the life of me, my sense of humor's got nothin'.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 08:51 PM (UOM4

They're gonna have a Messiah to Messiah chat?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 08:53 PM (0GFWk)

129 Pride comes before the fall. This prick is really pushing the envelope on that one.

Posted by: ErikW at March 18, 2011 08:53 PM (QDS+9)

130 I'm kind of wondering how the stories came outin the media. A year ago they would never have reported anything even slightly negative about the schmuck..

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 08:54 PM (AkdC5)

131 I understand Barky and Michelle are going to visit the Christ statue in Rio. There's a joke in there somewhere, but for the life of me, my sense of humor's got nothin'.

They want to see if they got the likeness right.

Posted by: nickless at March 18, 2011 08:54 PM (MMC8r)

132 because they would violate AoS speech codes

You mean there is such a thing?

Posted by: Bomber at March 18, 2011 08:54 PM (d88g9)

133 I simply cannot fathom that there are people out there that do not like me. I happen to be my favorite person.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 08:55 PM (yQWNf)

134 You laugh. I work in the Federal government. Early on in his Presidency a "sytle guide" was issued that mandated that the word "President" always precede the word "Obama"

I kid you not.

It wasn't like anyone didn't already know that 'ferchrissakes. It was getting the memo issued that was the capper.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:52 PM (3mTt6)

Since he got elected I have NEVER called him Obama anything but Obama on this blog or any other. But I always say President Bush

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 08:55 PM (0GFWk)

135 I understand Barky and Michelle are going to visit the Christ statue in Rio.



There's a joke in there somewhere, but for the life of me, my sense of humor's got nothin'.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 08:51 PM (UOM4

That must be why the statue has gone missing.


Posted by: Tami at March 18, 2011 08:55 PM (VuLos)

136 This sums it up about right:
http://tinyurl.com/4jbrp4z

This too:
http://tinyurl.com/4c82vjx

Posted by: OxyCon at March 18, 2011 08:55 PM (eJ7Yr)

137 I understand Barky and Michelle are going to visit the Christ statue in Rio. There's a joke in there somewhere, but for the life of me, my sense of humor's got nothin'. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 08:51 PM (UOM4 They're gonna have a Messiah to Messiah chat?
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 08:53 PM (0GFWk)
are they going to cover up the statue first?

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 08:55 PM (h+qn8)

138 Ohhhhh, check the hatred towards Obama going on in Rio. (pics)

Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 08:55 PM (penCf)

139 They're gonna have a Messiah to Messiah chat?
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 08:53 PM (0GFWk)
He's going to chisel his skeletor face into it and glue on some gigantic ears.

Posted by: robtr at March 18, 2011 08:56 PM (MtwBb)

140 Whoever said a fool and his money are soon parted must have know the Obama doners.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 08:56 PM (TRgli)

141 Since he got elected I have NEVER called him Obama anything but Obama on this blog or any other. But I always say President Bush
Good thing you're nota Fed. The thought police would be comin' round shortly.
And...ditto by the way.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:56 PM (3mTt6)

142 132
because they would violate AoS speech codes

You mean there is such a thing?


Posted by: Bomber at March 18, 2011 08:54 PM (d88g9)


get the fuck outta here.

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at March 18, 2011 08:56 PM (eCAn3)

143 He's going to chisel his skeletor face into it and glue on some gigantic ears.

Posted by: robtr at March 18, 2011 08:56 PM (MtwBb)

where the hell are they going to find rocks big enough for those?

Posted by: Unclefacts Luxury-Yacht at March 18, 2011 08:56 PM (eCAn3)

144 130 I'm kind of wondering how the stories came outin the media. A year ago they would never have reported anything even slightly negative about the schmuck..
Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 08:54 PM (AkdC5)
Well remember these guys are clueless. Half the time they report something that is negative they have no clue that it is. Remember, the "bitter-clingers" remark was reported by a liberal at the event that saw no problem with it.

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2011 08:57 PM (oVQFe)

145 He's going to chisel his skeletor face into it and glue on some gigantic ears.

Posted by: robtr at March 18, 2011 08:56 PM (MtwBb)

Really doesn't matter. The Statue is coming down in 2012. I saw the movie

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 08:57 PM (0GFWk)

146 You know, in my younger years I used to worry about my length and girth. I was so self-concious about whether I measured up or not. But then I realized that I had a gift. The more i talked...the more I put down my former lovers' paramours who i did not know.......I grew in size and scope. Those muffled groans and yelps don't lie gentlemen! When a woman experiences the Kenyan garden snake............and she's in a hurry to flee the love nest immediately afterwards...well......it doesn't take Larry Summers to tell ya that bitch has had enough!

Posted by: B. Obama at March 18, 2011 08:57 PM (xvCQK)

147 I've been saying it for a couple years now:
This is one of those guys that believes his own bullshit.
We can all string a good line of bullshit I'm sure.
When I do it my buds and co-workers know that I'm aware that I'm doing it and that I take it with a grain of salt myself. This prick actually believes all the bullshit he lays out.

Posted by: Huckleberry at March 18, 2011 08:58 PM (fqOyi)

148 Posted by: Adriane at March 18, 2011 08:49 PM (0yDnd)
Ha...
Follow your leader, I am my Ideal...
http://tinyurl.com/4hva8jj

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 18, 2011 08:58 PM (NtXW4)

149 "Please get that grinning skull-face Carter picture out of the sidebar....pleeeeeezzzzeeeeee...."

Yeah, Carter pretty much looks like he's "special" in that photo, doesn't he?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 18, 2011 08:59 PM (EyTr4)

150 well......it doesn't take Larry Summers to tell ya that bitch has had enough!
Lighten up, Francis. ;-)
Seriously, I haven't seen such a florid display of mental illness since...well....since the last Democrat President.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:59 PM (3mTt6)

151 Good thing you're not a Fed. The thought police would be comin' round shortly.

And...ditto by the way.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:56 PM (3mTt6)

Well I kinda am. I'm with that big Blue organization with alot of ships, boats, and weapons that also has this rather fierce Green Side?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 08:59 PM (0GFWk)

152 I understand Barky and Michelle are going to visit the Christ statue in Rio.
Posted by: Jane D'oh




At which point Obama will shout, "Kneel before Zod!"

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2011 08:59 PM (DhByh)

153 Notice how no one from my past has talked to the press about me? Doesn't seem possible does it.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 09:00 PM (yQWNf)

154 I posted two comments on that Washington Post story. Both were displayed for a few minutes, and then both were taken down. They were well within the limits of sane.

Posted by: mama winger at March 18, 2011 09:00 PM (KDX07)

155 At which point Obama will shout, "Kneel before Zod!"
Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2011 08:59 PM (DhByh)

Come on he'd be UNDER the desk

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:00 PM (0GFWk)

156 DOJ to white male bullying victims: Tough luck

Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 09:01 PM (penCf)

157 Yeah, we're so "united." United behind his sneaky middle finger head scratches. United behind his constant attacks on the right. United behind his arrogant, "I Won" attitude.
Hopefully, we'll be united in saying goodbye to this piece of detritus.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at March 18, 2011 09:01 PM (zgZzy)

158 Me are the change we have been waiting for!

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at March 18, 2011 09:02 PM (BUlti)

159 I am actually even starting to believe that I was born in Honolulu.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 09:02 PM (yQWNf)

160 Well I kinda am. I'm with that big Blue organization with alot of ships, boats, and weapons that also has this rather fierce Green Side?
Thank you, for your service Sir! I'm retired Army. I did spend a year at Newport going to school though. For the life of me I still can't decipher your ranks and rates.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:02 PM (3mTt6)

161 I saw something over at Moonbattery (redirected by somehow) bout MUZ angry at the French, wanting to take down the Lady (Statue of Liberty).

Posted by: Catlady at March 18, 2011 09:03 PM (CyPWX)

162 "Now, speaking of ancestry, there has been some controversy about my own
background. (Laughter.) Two years into my presidency, some are still
bent on peddling rumors about my origins. So today I want to put all
those rumors to rest. It is true my great-great-great-grandfather
really was from Ireland. (Applause.) It’s true. Moneygall, to be
precise. I can’t believe I have to keep pointing this out. (Laughter.)"

He seems to think that mocking the controversy is a winning strategy. He should ask Charlie Sheen how well that works. Last time I checked Charlie Sheen was still unemployed and they were taking not only his kids but weapons out of his home so that he wouldn't 'off' himself.

Barry is in need of mental health professionals. And an actual 'vault' birth certificate.

Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at March 18, 2011 09:03 PM (IhHdM)

163 Man I hate that guy.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at March 18, 2011 09:04 PM (dMkUG)

164 Franklin Davis Marshall? I'm notfamiliar with him.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 09:04 PM (yQWNf)

165 For the life of me I still can't decipher your ranks and rates.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:02 PM (3mTt6)

Well that's intentional. And shit I'm only in a Medical Unit, we hardly even salute.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:04 PM (0GFWk)

166 For a palate-cleanser, read the comments at Yahoo and even MSNBC about Libya. The libtards' wailing and rending of clothes over The Won being a "war monger" are hilarious.....and refreshing.

I love the taste of libtard tears in the evening. Nice chaser for my Pinot Grigio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:05 PM (UOM48)

167 I'm proud of the man who fathered my children I married.

Posted by: M'chelle Longshanks at March 18, 2011 09:05 PM (/8mBu)

168 I love the taste of libtard tears in the evening. Nice chaser for my Pinot Grigio.
I prefer them witha fava bean salad and a lovely Chianti

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:06 PM (3mTt6)

169 There's a joke in there somewhere -
We will know by Monday.

Posted by: Catlady at March 18, 2011 09:06 PM (CyPWX)

170 Michelle?
You owe me a keyboard for your name. Effin' hilarious.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:06 PM (3mTt6)

171 Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:06 PM (3mTt6)


My dad was retired Army.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:07 PM (0GFWk)

172 Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:05 PM (UOM4

When he was running I said he was a war monger cause you could see the seeds there but you all laughed at me.

Posted by: curious at March 18, 2011 09:07 PM (k1rwm)

173 At this point the only thing which sustains me is the hope -- the desperate, irrational hope -- that once he's out of office the truth will begin to trickle out, and future generations will realize what an utter, arrogant, foolish, pompous, airheaded, vain, stupid, egotistical, smug, condescending, cowardly, bullying, knavish, talentless, classless, clueless, brainless, dickless, feckless, worthless asshole this man is.
The trick will be to get this narrative formed quickly, before the other one is allowed to take hold. First Black President! Best President Ever! Let's name every gov't office, post office, school, highway, carrier group, military base and local park after him!

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 09:08 PM (TRgli)

174
21 At this point the only thing which sustains me is the hope -- the desperate, irrational hope -- that once he's out of office the truth will begin to trickle out, and future generations will realize what an utter, arrogant, foolish, pompous, airheaded, vain, stupid, egotistical, smug, condescending, cowardly, bullying, knavish, talentless, classless, clueless, brainless, dickless, feckless, worthless asshole this man is.
But...but...but....I had EXACTLY the same thoughts during Slick Willie's administration!!!

Posted by: MrObvious at March 18, 2011 09:08 PM (qplr8)

175 You laugh. I work in the Federal government. Early on in his Presidency a "sytle guide" was issued that mandated that the word "President" always precede the word"Obama"
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 08:52 PM (3mTt6)
Obviously, that memo never made it around to the MFM talking heads who often referred to him as "Mr. Bush."

Posted by: RushBabe at March 18, 2011 09:08 PM (urYpw)

176 It's going to get much worse before it gets better. The most dangerous time for America will be after Obama loses the 2012 elections. The things Obama will do between Nov and January will make the lame duck session of congress last year look like a .... tea party. I predict a complete scorched America. We will be at the mercy of the man child narcissist who may very well intend to take as much of America down with him as he can get away with.

Posted by: Jellytoast at March 18, 2011 09:08 PM (eIpSi)

177 My dad was retired Army.
And he still talks to you after going Navy? Hmmm....I'm gonna have to revoke his secret handshake privileges.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:08 PM (3mTt6)

178 Gateway Pundit Verum Serum: Protesters firebomb US consulate in Brazil ahead of Obama trip.

Posted by: lurker at March 18, 2011 09:08 PM (9oK2K)

179 I love the taste of libtard tears in the evening. Nice chaser for my Pinot Grigio.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:05 PM (UOM4
Schadenfreude is a dish best served cold

Posted by: Ombudsman at March 18, 2011 09:09 PM (c1oyg)

180 because we still have so much more to do.

Really? I think you've hit just about every course already.

Posted by: t-bird at March 18, 2011 09:09 PM (FcR7P)

181 Hubris

Posted by: Word of the Day at March 18, 2011 09:10 PM (GTbGH)

182 Obviously, that memo never made it around to the MFM talking heads who often referred to him as "Mr. Bush."
Thus you see why I was amused.
And a little horrified.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:10 PM (3mTt6)

183 You know--every time my hemorrhoids are bothering me--I think about Obama--and there's a truly stabbing pain in my ass--

Posted by: Comanche Voter at March 18, 2011 09:10 PM (3ESDJ)

184 No one makes love to me better that I do.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 08:41 PM

Hey, now, only one thing could make me better. Show tunes!!

Posted by: Barry Obama at March 18, 2011 09:10 PM (2pEj7)

185 152
I understand Barky and Michelle are going to visit the Christ statue in
Rio.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Cool.
That means we can watch their faces melt like the Nazi guy in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' when he looked into the Ark of the Covenant.

Posted by: LeBron Steinman at March 18, 2011 09:10 PM (8SvFy)

186 What the world needs now,
Is more
Of Obama,
Like I need a hole in my head

Posted by: Cracker featuring Gabrielle Giffords at March 18, 2011 09:10 PM (xy9wk)

187 Dear Mr. President:

Fuck you.

Now I'll go back and read the comments.

Posted by: sock puppeh at March 18, 2011 09:10 PM (VcPAo)

188 And he still talks to you after going Navy? Hmmm....I'm gonna have to revoke his secret handshake privileges.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:08 PM (3mTt6)

Well he past away in 1984. He was attached to the 4th Marines in WW2 and was on Iwo Jima. But I called my cousin in Germany who graduated from the Point and he agreed my Dad would be alright as long as it was the US Navy.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:11 PM (0GFWk)

189 America, I'm wearing you.

Posted by: Hoops McMulligan at March 18, 2011 09:11 PM (/8mBu)

190 Obama will need to be defeated in the elections overwhelmingly. Any counts that are close will be appealed to the 9th degree! He will have plenty of sympathetic judges and the media will do whatever they can to save America from a conservative President. Especially if it's Sarah.

Posted by: Jellytoast at March 18, 2011 09:12 PM (eIpSi)

191 It really is sad He wasn't what He projected to the ones that only lightly paid attention. That it was change and He was a uniter.I could have lived with a uniter.
Hope used to be a good word.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 09:12 PM (h+qn8)

192 Chris Matthews On Hillary Clinton’s Speech: ‘Didn’t You Get A Sense That She Was President?’

http://www.hapblog.com/

hehehehehehehehehe

Have a nice trip Urkel!
The Narcissist in Chief (NIC) won't sleep for days!
heheheheheheheh

Posted by: USA at March 18, 2011 09:12 PM (YZISw)

193 I can suck my own cock, too. Watch.

Posted by: Preznit Barry at March 18, 2011 09:12 PM (YX6i/)

194 He was attached to the 4th Marines in WW2 and was on Iwo Jima.
Seriously, many thanks to you both. It can never be said enough.
'Cause you can bet the likes of the Lord God King won't be sincerely thanking you and yours.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:13 PM (3mTt6)

195
I posted two comments on that Washington Post story. Both were
displayed for a few minutes, and then both were taken down. They were
well within the limits of sane.

Very impressive 'hang time'. Can you punt a football? Or even kick one between the goal posts when up against some wildcard team from Green Bay Wisconsin?

Posted by: Philadelphia Eagles Special Teams Coach at March 18, 2011 09:14 PM (IhHdM)

196 He seems to think that mocking the controversy is a winning strategy.
When I read about him making birther jokes, I thought that's his way of giving the finger to everyone who questions whatever it is he's hiding. He's just doing it verbally this time, no visual evidence left behind.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 09:14 PM (TRgli)

197 123
I understand Barky and Michelle are going to visit the Christ statue in Rio.

There's a joke in there somewhere, but for the life of me, my sense of humor's got nothin'.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 08:51 PM (UOM4

Just imagine how big MY statue is going to be.

Posted by: Lord Barky the 1st at March 18, 2011 09:14 PM (AYDSU)

198 MFM talking heads who often referred to him as "Mr. Bush."
you just know it was written on their newsfeed Booooosh!

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 09:14 PM (h+qn8)

199 I can suck my own cock, too. Watch.
Ummm,. thanks, I'll pass. I have to floss the cat.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:14 PM (3mTt6)

200 193
I can suck my own cock, too. Watch.


Posted by: Preznit Barry at March 18, 2011 09:12 PM (YX6i/)

And Moochelle's too, I'll bet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:14 PM (UOM48)

201 Dr told me to give up the Kools and the booze. I think he is just hatin' on a black man.

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 09:15 PM (yQWNf)

202 Well I kinda am. I'm with that big Blue organization with alot of ships, boats, and weapons that also has this rather fierce Green Side?
-----------------------------------------------
So you are Captain Lou Ferrigno...............commander of the Smurf Navy?

S-W-E-E-T

So long Khaddaffi, you camel humper!

Posted by: Wiseass who respects veterans at March 18, 2011 09:15 PM (xvCQK)

203 It really is sad He wasn't what He projected to
the ones that only lightly paid attention. That it was change and He
was a uniter.I could have lived with a uniter.
Hope used to be a good word.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 09:12 PM (h+qn

I know what you mean! When he was elected I was dejected, but I hoped -- really, fervently HOPED -- that he wouldn't really be as bad as I thought he would be. I HOPED that I was wrong about him, and that he'd at worst be ineffectual.
It sort of paid off. He's not as bad as I imagined. He's a helluva lot worse.

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 09:15 PM (CA2NO)

204 @38: "Honestly, for a Friday night, I prefer a tits-n-beer thread."
Um, two thangs: (1) it's "Titties an' Beer"; and (2) expect a call from mah lawyer.

Posted by: Rodney Carrington at March 18, 2011 09:15 PM (xy9wk)

205 Have a nice trip Urkel! The Narcissist in Chief (NIC) won't sleep for days! heheheheheheheh
Posted by: USA at March 18, 2011 09:12 PM (YZISw)
What's even funnier is that when QDaffy heard about the UN recommending the NFZ, he called it Palin's Doctrine. That had to chap deWon's ass.

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 09:16 PM (AkdC5)

206 He was attached to the 4th Marines in WW2 and was on Iwo Jima.

Seriously, many thanks to you both. It can never be said enough.

'Cause you can bet the likes of the Lord God King won't be sincerely thanking you and yours.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:13 PM (3mTt6)

Hey to you also. But I got a beef to pick with the Army. I got a ticket at West Point last month. Some MP that was just drooling to write up a Navy Officer.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:16 PM (0GFWk)

207 Hey to you also. But I got a beef to pick with the Army. I got a ticket at West Point last month. Some MP that was just drooling to write up a Navy Officer.
See? We have something in common. I hate MPs too.
Can't spell "wimp" without "MP"

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:17 PM (3mTt6)

208 There's so much bullshit in politics that a Political Bullshitter is now President. I have a masters degree in Bullshit, and Talking Shit. Excuse me while I talk some shit to these people. 52% fell for the Bullshiter in Chief.

Posted by: melvin at March 18, 2011 09:18 PM (3OCZw)

209 Do you think Barry jerks off to videos of himself jerking off?

Holy shit is this guy an egomaniac. What a fucking psycopath.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff still has openings for blondes in his Pleasure Battalions at March 18, 2011 09:18 PM (QvjLC)

210 Do you think Barry jerks off to videos of himself jerking off?

Holy shit is this guy an egomaniac. What a fucking psychopath.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff still has openings for blondes in his Pleasure Battalions at March 18, 2011 09:18 PM (QvjLC)

211 Barry never gets tired of talking about himself in a totally egotistical and narcissistic sort of way.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 18, 2011 09:18 PM (Znqzm)

212 Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!


Posted by: Barack Ozymandias Obama at March 18, 2011 09:18 PM (oAZ1S)

213 Don't they have a psychological exam as part as the hiring process?? Fuck I got mind raped just to be able to carry a gun, let alone comand the greatest military the world has ever known.

Posted by: Evil libertarian at March 18, 2011 09:19 PM (n3Hg2)

214 Jeff's back! Boo-yah! Now this thread will start rockin'!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:20 PM (3mTt6)

215 Blessed are those named Barack Obama, for they should not be taken for granted.

Posted by: Preznit Barry at March 18, 2011 09:20 PM (YX6i/)

216 203
It really is sad He wasn't what He projected to
the ones that only lightly paid attention. That it was change and He
was a uniter.I could have lived with a uniter.
Hope used to be a good word.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 09:12 PM (h+qn

I
know what you mean! When he was elected I was dejected, but I hoped
-- really, fervently HOPED -- that he wouldn't really be as bad as I
thought he would be. I HOPED that I was wrong about him, and that he'd
at worst be ineffectual.
It sort of paid off. He's not as bad as I imagined. He's a helluva lot worse.


Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 09:15 PM (CA2NO)
________
When he won the election, my husband said, "Let's not be dicks toward him like the left was toward Bush. He may surprise us and be more moderate."
I watched the inauguration feeling at least proud that our nation had elected a black man.
I began to mistrust him right away, and then all of his ineptitude and Marxist community organizing crap and Chicago street thug ways came through.I've hated him ever since.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:21 PM (UOM48)

217 Fighter aircraft from France, Britain and the United Arab Emirates converged on bases in and around Italy late Friday to begin operations over Libya under the command and control of the United States at its naval base in Naples, according to U.S. and European officials.
deWon says we'll only be involved for a few days. Then we'll just be support for everyone else.
Oh, and one of the biggest worries is QDaffy's supply of mustard gas. When he gave up his nukes why didn't we make him give up that shit?

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 09:21 PM (AkdC5)

218
Holy shit is this guy an egomaniac. What a fucking psychopath.
Holy shit is this guy an egomaniac. What a fucking psychopath.

Now I'm seeing double. Must be the radiation. Waiter! More iodized salt on my lobster!

Posted by: West Coast Lib On Iodized Salt at March 18, 2011 09:21 PM (IhHdM)

219 He's not as bad as I imagined. He's a helluva lot worse.
Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 09:15 PM (CA2NO)
Yes. I wake up everyday wondering how long until our country melts down. I don't blame Him totally, Fiscal Mistakes have been allowed by both parties , but the fiscal disaster put on steroids they brought is so endless, and if He would have been a President for America and not an Idealogue, He would have spent this time trying to get Fiscal policy under control so America had a future for our children, He did the opposite, now everyday is bleak and scary.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 09:21 PM (h+qn8)

220 Remarks by the President Honoring the 2010 Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks
South Lawn

THE PRESIDENT: Hello, hello, hello, everybody! Hello, Blackhawks fans! (Applause.) Now, we have hosted a lot of teams at the White House over the last two years, but this one is a little sweeter. It’s pretty special. That’s because it is the first time as President I get to say congratulations on bringing a world championship to my hometown, the city of Chicago. (Applause.)

Now, I have to say, even by Chicago standards, 49 years, that’s a pretty long time. (Laughter.) To put that in perspective, the last time the Blackhawks won the Stanley Cup, a movie cost 69 cents. JFK had just moved into the White House. I was still in diapers. (Laughter.)





"Oh I'm sorry. Did I say I was still in diapers? I meant to say I was still in Kenya."

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2011 09:22 PM (DhByh)

221 Anyone familiar with this news about our lack of help to the Japanese? It's about the 10th one down, by whthfk,at 2:39 p.m. This commenter cites a BBC report that Ebola demanded the Japanese dismantle their power system and commit to going green before we would help them.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 18, 2011 09:22 PM (urYpw)

222 Don't they have a psychological exam as part as the hiring process?? Fuck I got mind raped just to be able to carry a gun, let alone comand the greatest military the world has ever known.
Yes, they do. Unfortunately when he picked up the plastic soldiers and started making "Boom!" noises the shrinks ruled that hepassed.
The standards are somewhat lower to be President than to be in a Ranger battalion.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:22 PM (3mTt6)

223 Dear Mr. President:Fuck you.Now I'll go back and read the comments.




*lol*

Man, I really hate the JEF.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 09:22 PM (0vDuM)

224 Have to admit, I have been afraid of Him and his lackies since Joe The Plumber.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 09:22 PM (h+qn8)

225 216 Yeah,I didn't think he would be as awful as he has been.I figured on some gridlock and media scrutiny though and got neither.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2011 09:23 PM (KwI2w)

226 This commenter cites a BBC report that Ebola demanded the Japanese dismantle their power system and commit to going green before we would help them.

They're down to 1.1 babies per woman. Their part of the planet should be totally saved in 75 years or so.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 09:23 PM (0vDuM)

227 If you knew Ebola back in the day, what would make you keep quiet about it?

A rat nailed to your door?

A Man-in-Black dropping off your kids when you thought they were upstairs, asleep?

A big sack of untraceable $50 bills?

Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 18, 2011 09:24 PM (G8NKv)

228 148 Posted by: Donald Trump at March 18, 2011 08:58 PM (NtXW4)


I love it!

back at you ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=082y805mkA8
(0:57)

Posted by: Adriane at March 18, 2011 09:24 PM (0yDnd)

229 a BBC report that Ebola demanded the Japanese dismantle their power system and commit to going green before we would help them.

Yeah, like they're gonna overnight replace megawatts of power with windmills and 5 watt solar panels. Who the hell voted for this asswipe?

Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at March 18, 2011 09:26 PM (IhHdM)

230 I was almost physically ill the night of the election. I knew, without a doubt, that he was going to be a disaster. It's been a long, hard 2 years, and sometimes I wonder how I'll make it for another 2.

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 09:26 PM (AkdC5)

231 If you knew Ebola back in the day, what would make you keep quiet about it? A rat nailed to your door? A Man-in-Black dropping off your kids when you thought they were upstairs, asleep? A big sack of untraceable $50 bills?
Posted by: eman: Japanese Babe Rescue Team at March 18, 2011 09:24 PM (G8NKv)
All very good ideas.....

Posted by: Preznit Urkel at March 18, 2011 09:26 PM (yQWNf)

232 I keep thinking we have the exact opposite problem of the "Dead Zone".

Posted by: dagny at March 18, 2011 09:27 PM (MRWYY)

233 @127: "Republicans must always compromise with Democrats."
Ahhh yes, Rule No. 1 in both the Republican and Democrat playbooks.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 18, 2011 09:27 PM (xy9wk)

234 And an angle appeard to Stanley Ann Dunham...

Posted by: Preznit Barry at March 18, 2011 09:27 PM (YX6i/)

235 If you knew Ebola back in the day, what would make you keep quiet about it? Ask Larry Sinclair.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 09:30 PM (TRgli)

236 And an angle appeard to Stanley Ann Dunham...

And she was punished with a baby.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 09:30 PM (0vDuM)

237 And an angle appeard to Stanley Ann Dunham...

Posted by: Preznit Barry at March 18, 2011 09:27 PM

An obtuse angle.


Posted by: huerfano at March 18, 2011 09:30 PM (2pEj7)

238 It's been a long, hard 2 years, and sometimes I wonder how I'll make it for another 2.
I think another 2 years will convince all the people who have never worked a campaign, talked to a neighbor about politics, or gone to a protest to change their minds.
I really think the days of the average guy being a bit apolitical and sitting back, to enjoythe fruits of his labor on the weekends are gone. At least with this neo-Marxist crowd running around the political landscape that is.
Be the change you want to see.
(Hmmm...was that last line too hippie? 'Cause I can change it....)

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:30 PM (3mTt6)

239 00:44 Members of Tokyo Fire Department's 'hyper rescue team' have joined
the operation to cool down reactor 3 by spraying it with 90 tonnes of
water, according to Kyodo.

Up from 60 tonnes yesterday. About a foot and a half of water in an empty 36 foot deep pond. I'm really thinking they don't even give a shit anymore.

Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at March 18, 2011 09:31 PM (IhHdM)

240 Something else The O did this week while working himself into an early grave on our behalf:

WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama is staying with defending champion Connecticut in the women's basketball bracket.

For the second straight year, Obama has filled out an NCAA women's tournament bracket for ESPN. He says top seeds Connecticut, Baylor, Stanford, and Tennessee will make the women's Final Four.

Obama has the Huskies beating the Lady Bears in the national championship game.

His pick to win it all was revealed Friday on SportsCenter.




No one, effin' no one, has the time or inclination to gin up a woman's bracket, except this guy.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 18, 2011 09:31 PM (DhByh)

241 O/T Went to Parris Island this morning with our son, so he could shop at the MCX and look around for the first time in 14 months.

They typically have graduation every Friday, with crowds of people. The whole depot was like a ghost town today. There was no graduation (we were told there would be one next Friday). So, yeah, they're cutting back on recruits.

Saw one platoon marching on the parade deck. A handful of female Marines marching together. My son commented how empty the whole depot felt.

It was weird. And sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:31 PM (UOM48)

242 234 And an angle appeard to Stanley Ann Dunham...
Posted by: Preznit Barry at March 18, 2011 09:27 PM (YX6i/)
Was is acute or obtuse?

Posted by: dagny at March 18, 2011 09:31 PM (MRWYY)

243 How the FUCK could my parents give me a dudes name and still say they loved me? I got 'em back when I dumped my bastard kid on them.

Posted by: Stanley Ann Dunham at March 18, 2011 09:31 PM (yQWNf)

244 @230
I could have written that myself. I feel exactly the same.

Posted by: Caunotaucarius at March 18, 2011 09:32 PM (T+E+i)

245 The standards are somewhat lower to be President than to be in a Ranger battalion.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:22 PM (3mTt6)
Obama has a security clearance that no government agency would ever think to give him if he weren't President.

Posted by: buzzion at March 18, 2011 09:32 PM (oVQFe)

246 @140: "Whoever said a fool and his money are soon parted must have know the Obama doners."
Um, have you seen the skrilla we are raking in?

Posted by: Banksters, Gummint Workers, and Healthcare Companies Local 195 at March 18, 2011 09:32 PM (xy9wk)

247 And she was punished with a baby.

Strike that. WE were punished with her baby.

*drink*

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 09:33 PM (0vDuM)

248 I'm playing 9th dimensional golf and you schmucks don't even understand or appreciate it!

Posted by: Hoops McMulligan at March 18, 2011 09:33 PM (/8mBu)

249 What's even funnier is that when QDaffy heard about the UN recommending the NFZ, he called it Palin's Doctrine. That had to chap deWon's ass.
Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 09:16 PM (AkdC5)
*hearty guffaw*
No doubt Barry smacked his flatworm over that. This comment by Cankles can't have gone over too well, either.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 18, 2011 09:33 PM (urYpw)

250 Look fuckers. I'm President Barack Obama. If I say it's spelled "angle" it's fucking spelled angle.

Posted by: Preznit Barry at March 18, 2011 09:33 PM (YX6i/)

251 If I lived in LA, I would move the f*ck out, yesterday:

Preparing for the Big One, anxious Californians go shopping for first-aid kits, gas masks, flashlights, batteries, iodine tablets and machetes."They're going to do whatever they feel like doing," said Lalo (store owner), who has
an Israeli accent and blondish hair. "You can't tell them what to do."

.....
Scared, ignorant, armed with machetes, unemployed Californians can only lead to one thing.....chaos (ducks, runs and hopes Kratos didn't notice I stole his line)

Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 09:34 PM (penCf)

252 When Republicans compromise only 20 million instead of 25 million will be killed when i write my new sifi book titled Pink Dawn. One of Charlie Sheen's 42 children will more than likely get the lead role when it's made into a movie in 2039.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 18, 2011 09:34 PM (EiH7n)

253 I was almost physically ill the night of the election. I knew, without a doubt, that he was going to be a disaster. It's been a long, hard 2 years, and sometimes I wonder how I'll make it for another 2.
Yep.
And it's been surprisingly more awful than I thought.

Posted by: dagny at March 18, 2011 09:34 PM (MRWYY)

254 Members of Tokyo Fire Department's 'hyper rescue team' have joined the operation to cool down reactor 3 by spraying it with 90 tonnes of water, according to Kyodo.
90 tons per what?
Total? Per Day? Hour?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 09:34 PM (i24o3)

255 They typically have graduation every Friday, with crowds of people. The whole depot was like a ghost town today. There was no graduation (we were told there would be one next Friday). So, yeah, they're cutting back on recruits.

Saw one platoon marching on the parade deck. A handful of female Marines marching together. My son commented how empty the whole depot felt.

It was weird. And sad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:31 PM (UOM4

When I was here last summer ( and I'll be there again this summer) I wasn't all that busy either. The reasons recruits are down is that no one is getting out since Obama is doing such a cracker jack job with the economy. So if less are getting out, they have to take in less. People still want to get into the Marines, just ain't no room for them.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:36 PM (0GFWk)

256 Scared, ignorant, armed with machetes, unemployed Californians can only
lead to one thing.....chaos (ducks, runs and hopes Kratos didn't notice I
stole his line)

I saw that!

/'tis fine. I only have the copyright for "decadence", not "chaos".

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2011 09:37 PM (c0A3e)

257 @156: "DOJ to white male bullying victims: Tough luck."
No worries...like KFC with chicken, we do school shootings right.

Posted by: Pasty white kids with bully issues at March 18, 2011 09:37 PM (xy9wk)

258 Obama has a security clearance that no government agency would ever think to give him if he weren't President.
I know. And that's why we're all fucking terrified.
I worked the Hill during the Clinton Administration. I hated their politics, but the vast majority of people in that Administration were bright, had common sense, and treated you with respect. Seriously.
I'm back in DC now for this three-ring circus, and I can tell you that right down to the "Special Assistant" level in cabinet agencies, these people are unqualified hacks.
They get clearances too and a lack of smarts and a lack of experience whencombined with access to highly classified information ought to scare the living shit out of anyone.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:37 PM (3mTt6)

259 Being president is like modern day slavery, or something.

Posted by: Hoops McMulligan at March 18, 2011 09:37 PM (/8mBu)

260 Thank you, for your service Sir! I'm retired Army. I did spend a year at Newport going to school though. For the life of me I still can't decipher your ranks and rates.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:02 PM (3mTt6)
LOL.... as an Electronics Technician Chief Petty Officer, I was called an ETC...
Every time I saw that I'd get a flash of Yul Brenner in 'The Kind and I' saying... "Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera..."

Posted by: Donald Trump at March 18, 2011 09:37 PM (NtXW4)

261 if Monty's DOOOOOM comes true (which it will at some point) before January of next year, Obama will be lucky if he holds onto Hawaii, Rhode Island, DC, Maryland, Delaware, Illinois, California, New York, Vermont, Connecticut and Massachusetts. It will be a near inverse of 2008 at best for him.

Posted by: CAC at March 18, 2011 09:38 PM (Gr1V1)

262 I saw that!

/'tis fine. I only have the copyright for "decadence", not "chaos".


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2011 09:37 PM (c0A3e)

Forgive me O'King*...(looks around for Obama's brown shirts)
*If questioned, in a dark alley, by union thugs, I will deny I ever called anyone but Obama, King!

Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 09:39 PM (penCf)

263 Obama: You Know What We Can Never Stop Being Grateful For? That We Have A President Named Barack Obama.
You have got to be kidding me.

Posted by: kansas at March 18, 2011 09:39 PM (srmf8)

264 Scared, ignorant, armed with machetes, unemployed Californians can only lead to one thing.....chaos (ducks, runs and hopes Kratos didn't notice I stole his line)

Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 09:34 PM (penCf)

This is why living in the meth-infested Inland Empire has its advantages.

Posted by: CAC, pointing and laughing at Angelenos from 45 miles away at March 18, 2011 09:39 PM (Gr1V1)

265 When I was here last summer ( and I'll be there
again this summer) I wasn't all that busy either. The reasons recruits
are down is that no one is getting out since Obama is doing such a
cracker jack job with the economy. So if less are getting out, they have
to take in less. People still want to get into the Marines, just ain't
no room for them.

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:36 PM (0GFWk)
Might be related to the CRA's as well.

Posted by: CDR M at March 18, 2011 09:40 PM (5I8G0)

266 @194: "'Cause you can bet the likes of the Lord God King won't be sincerely thanking you and yours."
Fuck that noise...didn't you see the shout-out I gave that dude the day some asshole in Texas tried to steal My spotlight? I totally gave a vet some mad props.

Posted by: Prezidizzle Obizzle at March 18, 2011 09:40 PM (xy9wk)

267 Sheesh, if you saw NBC Nightly News tonight, you would think Barry personally entered the fray of battle without hesitation or dithering... for nearly a month. The bitch presstitute blabbered on about how Barry was delivering an ultimatum. I actually think I heard the phrase "a grave Commander-in-Chief."

I'm still throwing up in my mouth.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 18, 2011 09:41 PM (AZGON)

268 Obama has a security clearance that no government agency would ever think to give him if he weren't President.
True. But Iwouldn't he have been vetted like for a security clearance by our SS/CIA/FBI/military or whomever? People know about him. I hope that if it really comes close to the SHTF, enough will be leaked to get rid of Zero. There could be some fun October surprises in 2012.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 09:41 PM (TRgli)

269 What the hell is he doing down there?

Posted by: All Dead President's at March 18, 2011 09:42 PM (MWXXs)

270 The NCAA will also to kneel before my awesome picks!

Posted by: Barry Obasketball at March 18, 2011 09:42 PM (zgZzy)

271 258

Obama has a security clearance that no government agency would ever think to give him if he weren't President.



We visited the WH when Boooosh was in office (husband's cousin was a deputy assistant). They back-ground checked us three weeks prior to our visit. And I was questioned when we arrived at the Eisenhower Exec. Offices about my last name from years ago, when I was married to my brutal ex.

I'm trying to imagine Barry and Moochelle wanting an inside-tour like we had, with all his Marxist baggage.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:42 PM (UOM48)

272 269
What the hell is he doing down there?


Posted by: All Dead President's at March 18, 2011 09:42 PM (MWXXs)
We don't know either.

Posted by: The Live Ones at March 18, 2011 09:43 PM (MWXXs)

273 Fuck that noise...didn't you see the shout-out I gave that dude the day some asshole in Texas tried to steal My spotlight? I totally gave a vet some mad props.
Yes, and we especially appreciated the dignified "shout out" to Dr. Joe Medicine Bow before you acknowledged the Fort Hood shooting.
You are one class act Barry.
You're one bad ass mother...shut your mouth!....I'm jus' talkin' bout' Barry.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:43 PM (3mTt6)

274 I will deny I ever called anyone but Obama, King!

Before the cock crows, you will deny me three times.

Posted by: barack hussein obama at March 18, 2011 09:44 PM (GTbGH)

275 @267
Oh, by the way I'm referring to his weak-kneed pronouncement on Libya today.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 18, 2011 09:44 PM (AZGON)

276 Keeping in mind, Canada would collectively cream itself if Barack would become Canadian Prime Minister.
Here's one thing I'm wondering.I'm an avid reader of the DOOM posts and believe that there is no political will to commit electoral suicide and eliminate entitlements. I can't see any way the United States is going to pull the hand brake before the train hits the chasm. That being said, would it be all that horrible for Obama to be President from 2012 to 2016 and get the blame when everything crashes?
That's assuming the economy tanks by 2016 but with the coming collapse of the Euro, the spiralling debt, states about to crash, I'd take the wager it will.

Posted by: Canadian Infidel at March 18, 2011 09:44 PM (GKQDR)

277 90 tons per what?Total? Per Day? Hour?Last time I checked they were only there for less then an hour before they left. If only we had some sort of drone type of aircraft that we use to disrupt islamic wedding ceremonies or something. (Actually our sat pics seem to show the pond as empty). So they need to drop 200,000 gallons into it. Not 7-10,000 gallons at a time. It's just steaming off as quickly as they toss it in. Which is better then nothing, but only marginally.

Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at March 18, 2011 09:45 PM (IhHdM)

278 Posted by: Canadian Infidel at March 18, 2011 09:44 PM (GKQDR)

I seriously don't know if the USA or the Free World can survive 4 more years of this guy

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:46 PM (0GFWk)

279 I would suggest to all of you that the GOP and your candidates need money starting now!!wlwvwnty!

Posted by: mghorning scaling the mound of Venus at March 18, 2011 09:46 PM (+CwyE)

280 Sven Hjartssen? wasn't he the guy whose picture was going around on the internet showing a big, fat, soft, hairy swede using a breast pump? ON HIMSELF?

Posted by: yakima o' canutt, in below the sexy shoes at March 18, 2011 09:46 PM (tXbf1)

281 Keeping in mind, Canada would collectively cream itself if Barack would become Canadian Prime Minister.

We should trade him for a half-dozen bowls of poutine and a tuque to be named later.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 09:47 PM (0vDuM)

282 Gay Couple Takes Adopted Doll Around the World (and They All Wear Matching Outfits)
Yes, you read that right . . .

Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 09:47 PM (penCf)

283 They get clearances too and a lack of smarts and a
lack of experience whencombined with access to highly classified
information ought to scare the living shit out of anyone.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:37 PM (3mTt6)

I'm pretty sure government Security Clearances are being given away as Cracker Jack prizes these days. I mean, Bradley Manning? Really?

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 09:47 PM (CA2NO)

284 Posted by: Joe Btfsplk at March 18, 2011 09:45 PM (IhHdM)

So, they need another tsunami?

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 09:47 PM (i24o3)

285 I seriously don't know if the USA or the Free World can survive 4 more years of this guy
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:46 PM (0GFWk)
on a personal level many of us that can't find work won't

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 09:48 PM (h+qn8)

286 282

correctly, not right.

Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 09:48 PM (penCf)

287 Lovely. NBC Nightly Propganda is now doing a segment on... Chernobyl. 'Cause, you know, it's just like Japan, even though their stories today with hysterical headlines all ended with experts saying there is no significant radiation outside the evacuated area.

Posted by: George Orwell at March 18, 2011 09:49 PM (AZGON)

288 282
Gay Couple Takes Adopted Doll Around the World (and They All Wear Matching Outfits)Yes, you read that right . . .



Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 09:47 PM (penCf)
Now that's pretty gay.

Posted by: Bawney Fwank at March 18, 2011 09:49 PM (KI/Ch)

289 Before the cock crows, you will deny me three times.



Awesome! I loved being teased . . .

Posted by: momma at March 18, 2011 09:49 PM (penCf)

290 I mean, Bradley Manning? Really?

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 09:47 PM (CA2NO)

Well ya know he had a reason. DADT pissed him off

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:49 PM (0GFWk)

291 We should trade him for a half-dozen bowls of poutine and a tuque to be named later.
Fuck, roll the PhoenixCoyotesinto that deal and they are sure to take it.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 09:50 PM (i24o3)

292 Did I ever mention how much I really hate this fucker??? Carter was just a bumbling buffoon....This prick is doing it on purpose.......

Posted by: Portnoy at March 18, 2011 09:50 PM (azgo2)

293 Awesome! I loved being teased . . .
Ummmm, you doin' anythin' later? Mind if I come over?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:50 PM (3mTt6)

294 281 Keeping in mind, Canada would collectively cream itself if Barack would become Canadian Prime Minister.We should trade him for a half-dozen bowls of poutine and a tuque to be named later.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 09:47 PM (0vDuM)
and to sweeten the deal let's give them NY, California, Illinois.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 09:50 PM (h+qn8)

295 That being said, would it be all that horrible for Obama to be President from 2012 to 2016 and get the blame when everything crashes?
Posted by: Canadian Infidel at March 18, 2011 09:44 PM (GKQDR)
He has to go for the mental stability of millions of us. Plus, we can't take the chance he has the opportunity to appoint any SC Justices.

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 09:51 PM (AkdC5)

296 I seriously don't know if the USA or the Free World can survive 4 more years of this guy.
This. I seriously feel like every day we haven't totally melted down is like we've missed the bullet. We just need to hang on about 21 more months.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 09:51 PM (TRgli)

297 Obama went on to say that some day they are going to write a Bible about him.

Posted by: Marie at March 18, 2011 09:51 PM (GuTKr)

298 We just need to hang on about 21 more months.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 09:51 PM (TRgli)

Shit that long?

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:52 PM (0GFWk)

299 He has to go for the mental stability of millions of
us. Plus, we can't take the chance he has the opportunity to appoint
any SC Justices.That would seriously bone us. Its sad we've come to this point.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2011 09:52 PM (c0A3e)

300 Shouldn't Barky have to be De-Wormed before he enters Brazil?
I know when I was hired to guide in Argentina there was a 6 month quarantine for my dog...and she was worm free!

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 09:53 PM (9uuSt)

301 And I'll call myself the cocksucker Barack loved.

Posted by: The Gospel according to St. Chris Matthews at March 18, 2011 09:53 PM (YX6i/)

302 As the ONT rolls around a little late on weekends I thought I would throw this bit of red meat to the Moron's just to mess with their heads. I don't think it is beyond your capabilities to maintain duplicitous behavior for long. What if everyone on the ONT joins the bizarro world and trolls ourselves. Unions are great, Bahamo is a genius, that kind of crap. Might be fun. Of course if I indulge myself in this backwards thinking I plan to sock myself as Bizarro Ohio Dan. Just a thought.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 18, 2011 09:53 PM (2o7Ys)

303 “I know that sometimes people may get frustrated and think, you know
what, Obama is being too nice and we need to get in there and take it to
them...."

Obama is nothing more than a raw political animal. His entire agenda is adversarial, and he's completely consumed by an us vs. them mindset. Despite what you may have thought of his Presidency, do you ever remember GWB publicly pitting one group of Americans against another?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 18, 2011 09:53 PM (vbh31)

304 That would seriously bone us. Its sad we've come to this point.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2011 09:52 PM (c0A3e)
I just hope and pray that they all stay healthy until we can kick his ass out.

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 09:54 PM (AkdC5)

305 ...a thought.
Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 18, 2011 09:53 PM (2o7Ys)
A RINO thought.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 09:54 PM (9uuSt)

306 That being said, would it be all that horrible for Obama to be President from 2012 to 2016 and get the blame when everything crashes?
There will be no crash (reported on) till there is a Republican President.

Posted by: kansas at March 18, 2011 09:54 PM (srmf8)

307 Lovely. NBC Nightly Propganda is now doing a segment on... Chernobyl. 'Cause, you know, it's just like Japan, even though their stories today with hysterical headlines all ended with experts saying there is no significant radiation outside the evacuated area.
Posted by: George Orwell at March 18, 2011 09:49 PM (AZGON)
Tonight, Bret Baier reported that 16 people have been killed by wind power, specifically, turbines. There have been no reported deaths from nuclear energy. Priceless!

Posted by: RushBabe at March 18, 2011 09:54 PM (urYpw)

308 @291: "Fuck, roll the PhoenixCoyotesinto that deal and they are sure to take it."

Ahh, yes. The former Lose-i-peg Jets.

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 18, 2011 09:55 PM (xy9wk)

309 Syrian security forces killed four demonstrators on Friday in the southern city of Deraa as they took part in a peaceful protest demanding political freedom and an end to corruption in Syria, a human rights activist said.

NO FLY ZONE NO FLY ZONE NO FLY ZONE

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:55 PM (0GFWk)

310 I literally wake up every.single.morning and am afraid to turn on the news. Not just because of natural disasters, but because of what President Prissypants and his minions have accomplished while I slept.

To add an extra jolt to my morning coffee, I just have to go to Morning Joe (like being unable to turn away from a bad accident) and see what those libtards have to say. They're still cheerleading Barky.

My sanity is barely going to make it through the next two years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:55 PM (UOM48)

311 That would seriously bone us. Its sad we've come to this point.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at March 18, 2011 09:52 PM (c0A3e)

Remember after the 2004 election, how all those lefties were having to go into therapy to deal with the "trauma" of Kerry losing to Bush? I laughed at their wussiness.If Bammy wins in 2012, I won't be laughing anymore.

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 09:55 PM (CA2NO)

312 I have been called a lot of things but RINO isn't one of them.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 18, 2011 09:56 PM (2o7Ys)

313 My sanity is barely going to make it through the next two years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:55 PM (UOM4

Do what I do: Stop sleeping

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:56 PM (0GFWk)

314 Ahh, yes. The former Lose-i-peg Jets.

When you're a Jet you're a Jet all the way, eh?

Posted by: Not a Hoser at March 18, 2011 09:56 PM (9uuSt)

315 by an us vs. them mindset. Despite what you may have thought of his Presidency, do you ever remember GWB publicly pitting one group of Americans against another?
Posted by: Soap MacTavish at March 18, 2011 09:53 PM (vbh31)
that's why at home my husband and iwhisper the community agitator.

Posted by: willow at March 18, 2011 09:57 PM (h+qn8)

316 Despite what you may have thought of his Presidency, do you ever remember GWB publicly pitting one group of Americans against another?
No, because that's not what President's do.
We don't have a President. We have a community organizer. The only thing missing is that he doesn't talk in rhyme.
Don't worry, I'm sure he'll start that soon.
I think for my summer vacation project I'm going to compile and document every statement and action of The One where he not only diminished the office, but himself.
It should be quite a list.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 09:57 PM (3mTt6)

317 312
Check it off the list.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 09:57 PM (9uuSt)

318 To add an extra jolt to my morning coffee, I just have to go to Morning Joe (like being unable to turn away from a bad accident) and see what those libtards have to say. They're still cheerleading Barky.My sanity is barely going to make it through the next two years.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 09:55 PM (UOM4
I'm the same way, Jane. One of the first thoughts I have is about that ass, but you're a much better woman than I am. I couldn't stomach Morning Joe first thing in the morning. Heck, I can't stomach them any time.

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 09:58 PM (AkdC5)

319 298 We just need to hang on about 21 more months. Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 09:51 PM (TRgli) Shit that long?
Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 09:52 PM (0GFWk)
I never look at it as two years or even 21 months. Barry O's even more slack in the summer than the rest of the year (think on that for a while), so I look at it asjust getting through one more year, starting in Nov. until No. 45 is elected the following November. With this kind of mental anguish, any kind of tricks you can use to save your sanity are okey-doke.

Posted by: RushBabe at March 18, 2011 09:58 PM (urYpw)

320 @303: "Despite what you may have thought of his Presidency, do you ever remember GWB publicly pitting one group of Americans against another?"
"See you at the signing!" "Medicare Part D"

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at March 18, 2011 09:59 PM (xy9wk)

321 I have drank more in the last 2 years than I have since, hell, it's been a long time. If I wasn't careful this freak could make me an alcoholic.

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 10:01 PM (AkdC5)

322 Going back to the point about Obama at this fundraiser, telling his 2008 donors how awesome he is and hitting them up for 350k each for 2012...just how stupid are these people? Fool me once, ok, done in 2008. But why, oh why, would these people throw good money after bad?
What have they gotten for their investment? As much as we hate him, the left is always screaming about how he disappoints them. Aside from giving the gays DADT, he really hasn't delivered anything of substance to any of the special interests that comprise the Dem party.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:01 PM (TRgli)

323 The accumulated weight of the daily insanity we are forced to endure with this president, the congress up untill the last midterm, the unions and the mainstream media truely have been maddening. I am surprised how few people haven't gone off the farm and went up into a clocktower with a rifle.

Bizarro inverse. Obama, with the help of the first sane congress in a long time were able to accomplish many things the Republicans have been blocking for years. America was moving into a new age of enlightenment up till the midtems.

Posted by: Bizarro Ohio Dan at March 18, 2011 10:01 PM (2o7Ys)

324 Youtube wanted me to sign in with a Google account. I don't do business with Google. So goodbye Youtube.

Posted by: Holger at March 18, 2011 10:01 PM (YxGud)

325 I have drank more in the last 2 years than I have since, hell, it's been a long time. If I wasn't careful this freak could make me an alcoholic.
Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 10:01 PM (AkdC5)

I'm drinking more than I used to. I picture myself dying with orange peels in m y mouth like Don Corleone

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 10:02 PM (0GFWk)

326 Did anyone miss Zerorhetorically elbowing Hillary in the spleen at the 2011 Gridiron dinner? Quote:
"I've dispatched Hillary to the Middle East to talk about how these countries can transition to new leaders -- though, I've got to be honest, she's gotten a little passionate about the subject. (Laughter.) These past few weeks it's been tough falling asleep with Hillary out there on Pennsylvania Avenue shouting, throwing rocks at the window. (Laughter.) Settle down. (Laughter.)"
Little wonder why she won`t be playing for team Zero for a second term.

Posted by: Fire Captain at March 18, 2011 10:02 PM (XhcnD)

327 Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:01 PM (TRgli)
It's worse than that. He wants $350K for this year, and says he'll ask for more next year.

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 10:03 PM (AkdC5)

328 I don't mean to sound racist at all but will they change the codes on the Football and shit like that after he is impeached/voted out/ hit by alien dung from a UFO?
I'm not worried about the silverware or ugly furniture.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 18, 2011 10:03 PM (EiH7n)

329 Steph, I flip back and forth between the idiots at Fox Friends (Steve, please learn to get through reading the news without sputtering, stammering, mis-pronouncing, etc. Yes, Gretchen, we KNOW you were Miss America. Now stop talking like a chipmunk. Brian at least owns he's a goof.) CNN, and MSNBC.

I've come to loathe Mika Brzenski with the heat of a thousand suns. The thing is, occasionally they have guests who are more interesting than the country music bands, zoo animals, etc. on Fox.

Still, they're all Team Barry. And deserve scorn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 10:04 PM (UOM48)

330 Well, fuck it. I've been waiting for the ONT for this, but the game's about to start:

GO DAWGS!!!!!

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 18, 2011 10:04 PM (YX6i/)

331 Obama, with the help of the first sane congress in a long time were able to accomplish many things the Republicans have been blocking for years. America was moving into a new age of enlightenment up till the midtems.
The pod people got Ohio Dan.
The poor bastard.
None of us are safe now.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:04 PM (3mTt6)

332 Like a turd in a punchbowl Bizarro Ohio Dan dies an unfunny death.

Posted by: Ohio Dan DOA at March 18, 2011 10:05 PM (2o7Ys)

333 Posted by: Holger at March 18, 2011 10:01 PM (YxGud)

You can still watch youtube without an account. Of course my computer has decided that it doesn't like youtube and whites out the video. I can still hear the stuff, just can't see it. Maybe I'm lucky.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (NJConservative) at March 18, 2011 10:05 PM (LH6ir)

334 Uh, the Washington Dawgs. Not the stoopid snorting, squash faced dawgs.

Posted by: Papa Editor at March 18, 2011 10:05 PM (YX6i/)

335 I have drank more in the last two days than
I have drank more in the last 2 years

Posted by: melvin at March 18, 2011 10:06 PM (3OCZw)

336 I only watch Morning Joe getting ready for work, as insufferable as they all are. It is the place to go for politics, and Mika is always getting the White House's talking points so you know what the days spin will be. The other morning shows are just goofy.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 18, 2011 10:07 PM (KI/Ch)

337 329 The weekend crew is better on F&F.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2011 10:07 PM (KwI2w)

338 Aside from giving the gays DADT, he really hasn't delivered anything of
substance to any of the special interests that comprise the Dem party.

The education and food service unions got hundreds of thousands of new jobs from Michelle Obama's school salad bars.

Eco-fascists got oil drilling suspended and coal mines closed. Corporations that pander to them have gotten trillions in funding.

I know I'm forgetting stuff.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 10:07 PM (0vDuM)

339 Jane, I check Fox just to see if there's been anything horrific, then I switch to my local news. That's about all I can stomach in the morning, because I'm usually pretty sure that deWon is going to do something to piss me off before the day is over. I try to pace myself, as hard as it is.

Posted by: Steph at March 18, 2011 10:08 PM (AkdC5)

340 I never look at it as two years or even 21 months.
I felt like we passed over the hump on the Nov 2010 election day. We have fewer days less to endure him than we have already. Every time a new month rolls over the calendar, I think we are one month closer to resurrecting the country.
God help me, at first I wrote "restoring sanity."

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:08 PM (TRgli)

341 The White House on Friday criticized attacks on protesters in Syria and urged the government to allow people to demonstrate freely.

"The United States strongly condemns the violence that has taken place in Syria today and calls on the Syrian government to allow demonstrations to take place peacefully," White House National Security Council spokesman Tommy Vietor said. "Those responsible for today's violence must be held accountable.

Hum? Then maybe it wasn't such a great idea to return our Ambassador to Syria and like reward them Obami? Just spit balling here

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 10:09 PM (0GFWk)

342 My, you could almost bottle that ego and sell it on a street corner...

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at March 18, 2011 10:09 PM (G/Eku)

343 If I lose my mom I'm probably doomed.I wont survive this shit without her.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2011 10:09 PM (KwI2w)

344 Fox should let Lauren Sivan do the Morning News.

Posted by: garrett at March 18, 2011 10:10 PM (i24o3)

345 It's worse than that. He wants $350K for this year, and says he'll ask for more next year.
Didn't know that. Do you think anyone actually laughed out loud at him?

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:11 PM (TRgli)

346 Ohio Dan. Republicans are going to realize He's as awesome as He says. Things will get better soon , Socialism is really the answer for a just society. I am so happy i will one day say good-bye to bills and debt and get the most beautifl things i've always wanted. Too bad others cannot see our bright future.

Posted by: willows loves cherry kool-aide at March 18, 2011 10:11 PM (h+qn8)

347 The other morning shows are just goofy.
I used to watch the Fox morning show, but seriously, Gretchen sounds like an idiot whenever she gets wound up on the latest Barky outrage. We get it already Gretchen, you're upset. Take a chill pill.
I used to hate Brian, but you're right, at least he knows he's a goof.
But I categorically refuse to watch anything on MSNBC. It's likean alternative universe, and watching that and then having to bounce back into the real world repeatedly, well....that can't be good for anyone's sanity.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:11 PM (3mTt6)

348 I'm almost glad my Dad didn't live to see a communist elected President after he spent six years of his life fighting and killing commies.


Posted by: sifty at March 18, 2011 10:12 PM (PEjB1)

349 First Dan, now willow. Who's next?
Next thing you know someone will argue The One has a coherrent foreign policy.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:13 PM (3mTt6)

350 343
If I lose my mom I'm probably doomed.I wont survive this shit without her.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2011 10:09 PM (KwI2w)

I lost mine the week our boy arrived at boot camp. You'll survive (but it's hard). I miss her sweet nature and optimistic outlook. And she couldn't stand Barry. It hasn't started getting easier for me yet, and it's been 17 months. But I talk to her every day, and believe she hears me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 10:14 PM (UOM48)

351 Wait...if all we had to do was elect a non-white guy to fix the world, why is everything still so shitty? And why should I give more money to it?

Posted by: Tapped Out Dem Donor at March 18, 2011 10:14 PM (4Tc6B)

352 It's worse than that. He wants $350K for this year, and says he'll ask for more next year.
Didn't know that. Do you think anyone actually laughed out loud at him?
Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:11 PM (TRgli) \
of course they will, imagine all the bennies it will bring them for helping him win.

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:14 PM (h+qn8)

353 Go see Battle Los Angeles for a little pick-me-up. It's like a hit of Red Bull for patriots.

Posted by: PJ at March 18, 2011 10:14 PM (4Tc6B)

354 I'm almost glad my Dad didn't live to see a communist elected President after he spent six years of his life fighting and killing commies.


Posted by: sifty at March 18, 2011 10:12 PM (PEjB1)

Same here

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 10:15 PM (0GFWk)

355 What's up, fascists? Any of you faggots find the WMDs yet?

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at March 18, 2011 10:15 PM (Klxrr)

356 In the morning, I watch the Weather Channel. That's it. If I watch the news I'll end up driving myself into a bridge pylon on the way to work, just to end the misery. But even the Weather Channel ends up muted because I frigging cannot stand the conversational patter on "Wake Up With Al." Just tell me the g*ddamn weather and stop trying to be cute!

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 10:15 PM (CA2NO)

357 I know I'm forgetting stuff.
Oh, I just remembered the biggest selling point, I suppose, for O doners. He can really go to town if re-elected, won't have to worry about appearances so much and can try to sneak or strongarm as much chaos past us as possible. God help us.
I'm starting to depress myself.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:15 PM (TRgli)

358 Bizarro Ohio Dan may lift a comment from Crooks and Liars and post it to see what outrage it sparks. Let's face it our trolls have either been not worth a shit or none existant for a while now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan DOA at March 18, 2011 10:15 PM (2o7Ys)

359 "My fellow citizens, the American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery.This world of threats and dangers, it's not just a community and it doesn't just need an organizer."

Did she ever nail that.

Posted by: Rodney C. Johnson at March 18, 2011 10:16 PM (G/Eku)

360
353
Go see Battle Los Angeles for a little pick-me-up. It's like a hit of Red Bull for patriots.


Posted by: PJ at March 18, 2011 10:14 PM (4Tc6B)
Saw it last night. Best Marines ad I've ever seen, couldn't believe it came out of Hollywood.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 18, 2011 10:16 PM (KI/Ch)

361 You folks have no hope for the future.
Might as well become violent alcoholics and steal each others shit.
It's inevitable.

Posted by: Not Monty at March 18, 2011 10:16 PM (QDS+9)

362 Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 10:15 PM (CA2NO)

Ok here is what I do. Married with Children is usually on from 5 to 7AM and the Sopranos from 7 to 9 AM. So I check to see the world hasn't ended and then I watch that stuff

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 10:17 PM (0GFWk)

363 Any of you faggots find the WMDs yet?
There's acruise missile in my pants that needs polishing.
That wasn't a hint, btw.

Posted by: Pat Fuckin' Caddell at March 18, 2011 10:17 PM (i24o3)

364
355
What's up, fascists? Any of you faggots find the WMDs yet?


Posted by: Blackford Oakes at March 18, 2011 10:15 PM (Klxrr)
Yeah, they're on their way to Rio.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 18, 2011 10:18 PM (KI/Ch)

365
This trip is just so exciting, and after my man-stick waxing, I intend to mix it up with the proletariat and do the Brazilian Samba.

Posted by: Barky the Samba Dancer at March 18, 2011 10:18 PM (ZHsNw)

366 Might as well become violent alcoholics and steal each others shit.

That's my plan, fella. That's my plan.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Toonces Obama at March 18, 2011 10:18 PM (vbh31)

367 You folks have no hope for the future.
Might as well become violent alcoholics and steal each others shit.
It's inevitable.
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:18 PM (3mTt6)

368 358
Bizarro Ohio Dan may lift a comment from Crooks and Liars and post it to
see what outrage it sparks. Let's face it our trolls have either been
not worth a shit or none existant for a while now.

Posted by: Ohio Dan DOA at March 18, 2011 10:15 PM (2o7Ys)

I welcome such comment-lifting from Bizarro Ohio Dan. we haven't had any dead nuns in El Salvador to kick around for a while, and my leg muscles are starting to atrophy.

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 10:18 PM (CA2NO)

369 361

You folks have no hope for the future.

Might as well become violent alcoholics and steal each others shit.

It's inevitable.

Posted by: Not Monty at March 18, 2011 10:16 PM (QDS+9)
Way ahead of you.

Posted by: mugiwara at March 18, 2011 10:19 PM (KI/Ch)

370 356
In the morning, I watch the Weather Channel. That's it. If I watch the
news I'll end up driving myself into a bridge pylon on the way to work,
just to end the misery. But even the Weather Channel ends up muted
because I frigging cannot stand the conversational patter on "Wake Up
With Al." Just tell me the g*ddamn weather and stop trying to be cute!

I even hate the Weather Channel now, since NBC bought it. I loathe that fat clown Al Roker.

If a hurricane is bearing down on Savannah, the last thing I want is a bunch of clowning around, or an over-blown doomsday scenario.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 10:19 PM (UOM48)

371 No wonder Urkel's outdoor speech in Rio was cancelled. Check out these pics. You won't see this on MSNBC
http://www.verumserum.com/?p=22726

Posted by: USA at March 18, 2011 10:19 PM (YZISw)

372 355 What's up, fascists? Any of you faggots find the WMDs yet?
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at March 18, 2011 10:15 PM (Klxrr)

Get off the computer sweetie, I gave you 15 extra minutes.

Posted by: Mom at March 18, 2011 10:19 PM (XhcnD)

373 President ONE TERM

Posted by: Jackwagon at March 18, 2011 10:20 PM (ph9vn)

374 Egomaniac does not even begin to cover it!

Posted by: Dan at March 18, 2011 10:20 PM (mXBxH)

375 Might as well become violent alcoholics and steal each others shit.

Shouldn't we band together and steal other people's shit?

Let's start with Obama voters who think guns are icky.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 10:20 PM (0vDuM)

376 Various chemical filled artillery shells and mortar rounds don't count as WMD's,so I guess we didn't find any.

Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2011 10:20 PM (KwI2w)

377 Mr. Nevergiveup i'd like you to meet Miss Nevergivedown.

Match made in heaven.

Now go out there and make us some powerful future fighters and fightereeses.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 18, 2011 10:20 PM (EiH7n)

378
Yeah, we have to defund NPR and save the tax payers money so in the long run we turn around and give it in a tax cut to the rich, latte drinking snobby conservatives who should be able to afford to keep the network on the air on their own (FOX) (which by the way receives tax money every time a military commercial comes on) and to the corporations that are hoarding all their tax cuts instead of creating jobs.
Now go wash your hair you oily, sniveling skag.

Posted by: Bizarro Ohio Dan still has a pulse at March 18, 2011 10:20 PM (2o7Ys)

379 First Dan, now willow. Who's next?
Next thing you know someone will argue The One has a coherrent foreign policy.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:13 PM (3mTt6)
He is being Just, He is allowing countries to seek their own destiny, fulfill their religious ideals without us interferring, who can argue it is for the best for the children...

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:21 PM (h+qn8)

380
Well Barky, "what you see is what you get."

Posted by: Geraldine (Flip Wilson) at March 18, 2011 10:21 PM (ZHsNw)

381 Well, Battle: LA has cleared $46M so far domestically in a week. Already far better than most of the anti-war movies Hollywood churns out.

Posted by: CDR M at March 18, 2011 10:21 PM (5I8G0)

382 Let's face it our trolls have either been not worth a shit or none existant for a while now.
I kind of liked that Scandi troll, but he was no match for Steph (well done, fellow moronette).

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:22 PM (TRgli)

383 Mr. Nevergiveup i'd like you to meet Miss Nevergivedown.

Match made in heaven.

Now go out there and make us some powerful future fighters and fightereeses.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 18, 2011 10:20 PM (EiH7n)


Well I have 2 daughters. Good conservatives but so far they show no interest in the Military. Although they love to stay on Base

Posted by: nevergiveup at March 18, 2011 10:22 PM (0GFWk)

384 ooooo Bizzaro Dan, that was good!

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:22 PM (h+qn8)

385 #344
I think Lauren Sivan only does Red Eye. Haven't seen her doing the news or appearing on any Fox showin a long time. Nor is she described as a Fox employee any morewhen she goes on Red Eye.
Which iscrazy. Give her Shep's hour.

Posted by: Beagle at March 18, 2011 10:23 PM (sOtz/)

386 He is being Just, He is allowing countries to seek their own destiny, fulfill their religious ideals without us interferring, who can argue it is for the best for the children...
I'm......feeling.......odd.....slipping....arrrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!
But Barry is still a POS.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:23 PM (3mTt6)

387 If a hurricane is bearing down on Savannah, the last thing I want is a
bunch of clowning around, or an over-blown doomsday scenario.

How about tips for riding it out greenly? Unsustainable plywood makes baby Gaia cry. Be sure to evacuate on bicycle!

Posted by: NBC Green Week Powered by GE at March 18, 2011 10:23 PM (0vDuM)

388 354
I'm almost glad my Dad didn't live to see a communist elected President
after he spent six years of his life fighting and killing commies.





Posted by: sifty at March 18, 2011 10:12 PM (PEjB1)


Yeah, this administration would have killed my dad. He loathed Clinton, and guess who sent the letter to my mom when my Air Force dad died? (We've never found the letter in her things....we think she tossed it.)





Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 10:24 PM (UOM48)

389 Ah yes the joys of socialism can all be found in a neatly wrapped paperback titled A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn. A good read it will surely warm the cockles of your heart!

Posted by: sonnyspats at March 18, 2011 10:24 PM (oNphh)

390 steevy, quite right. and people getting uptight about a few tons of yellow cake mix is just silly.

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:24 PM (h+qn8)

391 Am I the only one who's in a good mood when O is out of the country? Just knowing he's some other country's problem for a little while puts a bit of a spring in my step.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:24 PM (TRgli)

392 Communist??? President Obama has lowered taxes for 99% of all Americans.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at March 18, 2011 10:25 PM (Klxrr)

393 Consistent foreign policy? America has consistently had a warmongering foreign policy and what has that gotten us. King, I mean President Obama isn't dithering, he taking a thoughful approach to world affairs you hate mongers.

Posted by: Bizarro Ohio Dan still has a pulse at March 18, 2011 10:25 PM (2o7Ys)

394 sonny. gulags are just places people are sent that need to reflect their issues. what's been said about them are lies by the right wing machine

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:26 PM (h+qn8)

395 381
Well, Battle: LA has cleared $46M so far domestically in a week.
Already far better than most of the anti-war movies Hollywood churns
out.

We're taking our boy to see it tomorrow night. Maybe it will make up for our "friends" who took him to see "Avatar" the week after his boot camp graduation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 10:26 PM (UOM48)

396 Let's start with Obama voters who think guns are icky.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 10:20 PM (0vDuM)
Well, they don't have guns, so what do they have that's worth taking?Wait, they have all that money from us, we can take that to buy more guns.Honestly, used electronics are a pretty poor deal, so all those big-screen TVs they bought to watch the Won's rallies are a loss. Computers? E-machines, blech. Cars? Corollas and Focuses with pointlessly expensive bling and the occasional Escalade. Yikes.This could be the worst raid ever.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2011 10:26 PM (bxiXv)

397 I'm......feeling.......odd.....slipping....arrrrrrrrrrggghhhhhhh!!!!!
But Barry is still a POS.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:23 PM (3mTt6)
er Sean I'm trying to learn to troll.

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:26 PM (h+qn8)

398 You won't see this on MSNBC

http://www.verumserum.com/?p=22726

Posted by: USA
Very interesting

Posted by: melvin at March 18, 2011 10:27 PM (3OCZw)

399 Communist??? President Obama has lowered taxes for 99% of all Americans.
Does that include the 47% who don't pay any taxes?

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:27 PM (3mTt6)

400 er Sean I'm trying to learn to troll.
I know honey, keep at it. Meanwhile I'll sit over here and leer.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:28 PM (3mTt6)

401 Willow Ohio Dan, you are scary-good at channeling lefties. I salute you.

I also kick your alter egos squarely in the crotch. *WHAM!*

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 10:28 PM (CA2NO)

402 This economy is providing more leisure time for over worked Americans.

Posted by: Bizarro Ohio Dan still has a pulse at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (2o7Ys)

403 ha , k.

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (h+qn8)

404 The decision to engage in military action was not done in haste. It was only after consultations with my generals ...

General Electric, General Motors, General Apathy ....

Posted by: King Barry, the JEF at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (vdfwz)

405 Does that include the 47% who don't pay any taxes?

Yes, sadly. He gave the knuckle-dragging Conservaracists a tax break too.

Posted by: Blackford Oakes at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (Klxrr)

406 President Obama has lowered taxes for 99% of all Americans.

Numbers?! NUMBERS?! You diminish us all, but especially the ethnic morons, with your disgusting imposition of Euro-centric norms. Examine your privilege knapsack and apologize, racist.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (0vDuM)

407
John Bolton, the former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, tells
National Review Online that President Obama is dithering on Libya.
“Every hour that goes by shows me how [Obama] is not ready for this,” he
says. “I am feeling sick to my stomach that we are into something where
the president does not know what he is doing.”

The Stash tells the truth about Obama, and the liberal press will slaughter Bolton for his honesty.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (ZHsNw)

408 Who the f*ck is this Blackford Oaks jackass, and where is my ONT?!?!?!?!!!!

Posted by: GGE Is Cranky Without His ONT at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (f4gk9)

409 Communist??? President Obama has lowered taxes for 99% of all Americans.
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at March 18, 2011 10:25 PM (Klxrr)
I told you to get to work polishing my knob. I won't tell you a third time.
Now fetch that whore mother of yours, she'll show you how it's done.

Posted by: Pat Fuckin' Caddell at March 18, 2011 10:30 PM (9uuSt)

410 well I am apparently not very good at this. but I'll keep working on it.

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:30 PM (h+qn8)

411 391
Am I the only one who's in a good mood when O is out of the country?
Just knowing he's some other country's problem for a little while puts a
bit of a spring in my step.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:24 PM (TRgli)

See, I would be, if he weren't using my money to fund his international jaunts. It's like getting pounded in the ass with a Fucksaw, and then saying, "Yes, sir, thank you, sir, may I please have another?"

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 10:30 PM (CA2NO)

412 You guys with your right wing views are making me crazy. Keep it up ad I will go through 3 wine coolers tonight.

Posted by: Bizarro Ohio Dan still has a pulse at March 18, 2011 10:31 PM (2o7Ys)

413 This economy is providing more leisure time for over worked Americans.
Posted by: Bizarro Ohio Dan still has a pulse at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (2o7Ys)
wow. perfect.

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:31 PM (h+qn8)

414 What's up, fascists? Any of you faggots find the WMDs yet?
Yeah, Obama found them when he closed Gitmo.

Posted by: Marie at March 18, 2011 10:31 PM (GuTKr)

415
405
Does that include the 47% who don't pay any taxes?

Yes, sadly. He gave the knuckle-dragging Conservaracists a tax break too.


Posted by: Blackford Oakes at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (Klxrr)
The fuck? Where the hell are my Obama bucks? I want in on the stash

Posted by: mugiwara at March 18, 2011 10:31 PM (KI/Ch)

416 I cracked myself up on the last one.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at March 18, 2011 10:31 PM (2o7Ys)

417 Just knowing he's some other country's problem for a little while puts a bit of a spring in my step.
No wonder Urkel's outdoor speech in Rio was cancelled. Check out these pics. You won't see this on MSNBC
So they don't want him either. Hard to blame them.
Tin-foit hat time: O only got on board with the Libya plan so he'd have a plausible reason to cancel his Rio trip.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:32 PM (TRgli)

418 I know I'm late with this one, AND it's a sock (or an edit), but:

Again sorry if my language is hard but I cannot ignore this teabagger website when it come on the Internet to Sweden. Posted by: Sven Hjartssen fucks his sister at March 18, 2011 08:26 PM (VVtDy)Dude, do I come over to Sweden and knock the cock out of your mouth when you're working? No? Well then, we'd all appreciate it if you'd sip a nice skinny glass of shut-the-fuck-up and hold your breath until you turn blue.

Thanks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2011 10:32 PM (bxiXv)

419 Yes, sadly. He gave the knuckle-dragging Conservaracists a tax break too.
Mmmmm. Racism. It's not just for the Nation of Islam anymore!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:32 PM (3mTt6)

420 REUNITE PANGEA!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 10:32 PM (0vDuM)

421 Numbers?! NUMBERS?! You diminish us all, but
especially the ethnic morons, with your disgusting imposition of
Euro-centric norms. Examine your privilege knapsack and apologize,
racist.


Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (0vDuM)

THREAD WINNER.

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 10:32 PM (CA2NO)

422 Do you think Barry jerks off to videos of himself jerking off?





Holy shit is this guy an egomaniac. What a fucking psychopath.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff still has openings for blondes in his Pleasure Battalions at March 18, 2011 09:18 PM (QvjLC)
Bill to Empire of Jeff: one keyboard and one soft drink (gotta get up in the morning).

Posted by: GGE Is Cranky Without His ONT at March 18, 2011 10:33 PM (f4gk9)

423 Posted by: Not Monty at March 18, 2011 10:16 PM (QDS+9)

Keep your hands off my Cheese Wiz and Hoho's.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 18, 2011 10:33 PM (buXmi)

424 The Stash tells the truth about Obama, and the liberal press will slaughter Bolton for his honesty.

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (ZHsNw)

The 'Stache is mighty. He will endure and continue to rock like a rockslide.

Posted by: MWR at March 18, 2011 10:34 PM (CA2NO)

425 Dude, do I come over to Sweden and knock the cock
out of your mouth when you're working? No? Well then, we'd all
appreciate it if you'd sip a nice skinny glass of shut-the-fuck-up and
hold your breath until you turn blue.

Thanks.


Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 18, 2011 10:32 PM (bxiXv)
sigh...bill to Merovign, one replacement keyboard and one replacement soft drink (still gotta get up in the morning).

Posted by: GGE Is Cranky Without His ONT at March 18, 2011 10:35 PM (f4gk9)

426 Numbers?! NUMBERS?! You diminish us all, but especially the ethnic morons, with your disgusting imposition of Euro-centric norms. Examine your privilege knapsack and apologize, racist.
Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 10:29 PM (0vDuM)
giggle

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:35 PM (h+qn8)

427 Hannity should defer to the experts to be found on O'Reilly's show before he openly contradicts the Fixed News daily talking points.

Posted by: Bizarro Ohio Dan still slinging poo at March 18, 2011 10:36 PM (2o7Ys)

428 Blackford Oaks, I appreciate the effort, but watch the teeth there, sport.



And work the balls a little, would ya?

Posted by: President Motown Night at March 18, 2011 10:36 PM (G2DE4)

429 Numbers?! NUMBERS?! You diminish us all, but especially the ethnic morons, with your disgusting imposition of Euro-centric norms.
Numbers are racist?
No WONDER why I hated Algebra!

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 18, 2011 10:37 PM (3mTt6)

430 And the ONT is up.

Posted by: Bizarro Ohio Dan still slinging poo at March 18, 2011 10:38 PM (2o7Ys)

431 I even hate the Weather Channel now, since NBC bought it. I loathe that fat clown Al Roker.
And dear god, who is that evil looking Alex Witt bitch they keep going to at MSNBC?
She looks like the evil Queen who gave Snow White the poisoned apple.

Posted by: ErikW at March 18, 2011 10:39 PM (QDS+9)

432 Numbers?! NUMBERS?! You diminish us all, but especially the ethnic morons, with your disgusting imposition of Euro-centric norms. Examine your privilege knapsack and apologize, racist.
So now we have our fake-trolls arguing with each other? Beautiful!

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:39 PM (TRgli)

433 Blackford Oaks

I might have a job opening soon.
Interested?
How's your golf?

Posted by: [The Pres**ent] at March 18, 2011 10:40 PM (buXmi)

434 G-d smiled at me, no idea how but i ended up on Dennis Millers twitter, I'm in heaven. see things aren't so bad!

Posted by: willows at March 18, 2011 10:40 PM (h+qn8)

435 did anybody else notice Obama's remarks about the Stanley Cup? He talks about being in diapers the last time they won in 1961. The cup is crowned in June, no? Isn't his alleged birthday in August?

The best way for him to have tied it up would have been to say, "49 years later, here I am still shitting my pants."

Posted by: the dandy at March 18, 2011 10:41 PM (1h53u)

436 From the Verum Serum article:
According to the corporation, about 100 people attended the protest. They are part of organizations like the CUT (Central Unica dos Trabalhadores), Sindipetro (Union of Oil), UNE (National Union of Students) and MST (Landless Movement).
So, the people in Brazil protesting O are unions, students, leftists?
One thing you gotta give O, it's like living in an Alice in Wonderland world all the time. Up is down, left is right, down the rabbit hole.

Posted by: Mayday at March 18, 2011 10:44 PM (TRgli)

437 So, the people in Brazil protesting O are unions, students, leftists?

Obama (PBUH) gave that Petrobras corporation billions of dollars to rape Gaia deep underwater. With un-degreed scab labor.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at March 18, 2011 10:46 PM (0vDuM)

438

You know, really, how can you not be totally erect and enchanted when seeing this wonderful strong stud of a man, with his lean figure and manly crotch.

He really has such a large bulge if you ever noticed it. You might even make out the silhouette of his head, were you to notice it. Or were you to want to notice it.

Just a great ass too. He can move mountains with his strong ass.

Just an enchanting, lovely man.

Posted by: Rev Dr NPR Reporter Type at March 18, 2011 10:56 PM (s5aNX)

439 “I know that sometimes people may get frustrated and think, you know what, Obama is being too nice and we need to get in there and take it to them."
"Them" being ... the American people.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at March 18, 2011 10:57 PM (NjsmP)

440 We need desperately an ACE of Spades action packed video game.

Needs zombies, stupid celebrities, lakes full of pudding, sexy aliens, beer

Posted by: humphreyrobot at March 18, 2011 11:00 PM (EiH7n)

441 And as time passes, you start taking it for granted that a
guy named Barack Hussein Obama is president of the United States,”
Obama said. “But we should never take it for granted.”

You mean Barry Hussein Soetoro Obamadinijad. Yes you fucking tool, we will never take it for granted and we look forward to the day you and your Wookie wife leave office to go to your Marxist American Hating Exile, fuckwad.

Posted by: Angry White Male at March 18, 2011 11:06 PM (7cXE7)

442 Well, I've had my angry dose of Teh Won for the day. I'm off to bed. And let me just say, I love you morons/ettes. You're helping to keep me sane.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 18, 2011 11:12 PM (UOM48)

443 The Precedent of the United States.

Posted by: Rod Rescueman at March 18, 2011 11:35 PM (QxGmu)

444 You mean Barry Hussein Soetoro Obamadinijad. Yes you fucking tool, we
will never take it for granted and we look forward to the day you and
your Wookie wife leave office to go to your Marxist American Hating
Exile, fuckwad.

You racist! Everyone knows it's spelled Wookiee.

Posted by: Charles F'n Johnson at March 18, 2011 11:37 PM (QxGmu)

445 I am the ancien regime living in Versailles.
Now quit being uncivil and put away that guillotine.
You're intruding on my tee time.
Oh, and bow down to adore me.
You know it's the right left thing to do.

Posted by: Sir Golfsalot at March 19, 2011 12:00 AM (vGy3W)

446 Put on your thinking caps folks and think of how much OBAMA sounds like OSAMA

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at March 19, 2011 12:06 AM (vA9ld)

447 "Maybe it will make up for our "friends" who took him to see "Avatar" the week after his boot camp graduation."

Battle LA is already being called the anti-Avator. Enjoy!

Posted by: PJ at March 19, 2011 01:23 AM (4Tc6B)

448 REUNITE PANGEA!

Meh. REUNITE GONDWANALAND!

Posted by: Guy Who Shouts "Reunite Gondwanaland!" at March 19, 2011 01:23 AM (jrNtB)

449 448 "Maybe it will make up for our "friends" who took him to see "Avatar" the week after his boot camp graduation."

Battle LA is already being called the anti-Avatar. Enjoy!

Posted by: PJ at March 19, 2011 01:23 AM (4Tc6B)

I saw Avatar cold, and was kinda digging it. A little tree-huggery, but whatever. Then, I got to the second half and started screaming at Cameron. I'm gonna watch the heck out of Battle LA.

Posted by: not the droid you seek at March 19, 2011 01:26 AM (h35AH)

450 You know the way I riffed on "Pangea"?

Hang onto lightning in a bottle, folks.

Posted by: rdbrewer at March 19, 2011 01:28 AM (jrNtB)

451 I. Did. Not. Know. This.

Posted by: Johnny Carson at March 19, 2011 02:00 AM (2fc1M)

452 Not going with a 49% approval rating. Seems hyperactive.

Posted by: Johnny Carson at March 19, 2011 02:07 AM (2fc1M)

453 When Christina Aguilera sang, "I'm A Genie in a Bottle" it was cute because she was 19, blonde and had a felony-grade bod. When Urkel says it, you want to give him the wedgie to end all wedgies. Fuck this guy.

Posted by: David Gillies at March 19, 2011 04:04 AM (5iR+D)

454 5
So it shall be written...
Posted by: Pharoh Pharohe Obama at March 18, 2011 08:12 PM (i24o3)
FIFY

Posted by: Dan Quayle at March 19, 2011 04:05 AM (3CAb+)

455 I will say that when they do finally dig up his birth certificate it will say Barack Apophis Obama..

Posted by: Decaf at March 19, 2011 08:51 AM (3+xlM)

456 Yes, sadly. He gave the knuckle-dragging Conservaracists a tax break too.

Well, I did pay less in taxes in 2010 than I did in 2009. A cynic might say that it was due to me losing my job. Not me, though. I'm really enjoying my tax break.

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Please go sell crazy somewhere else. We are all stocked up here.

Posted by: Shoppy at March 19, 2011 11:42 AM (xvCQK)

459 When's the last time President Obama mentioned his middle name?


Answer: when speaking in the Middle East. He's not trying to speak to Americans in that section, he's talking to the middle east to make them like him and figure he's their buddy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 19, 2011 02:26 PM (61b7k)

460 "This story reminds me of something I created a while back."This story reminds me of something I created the last time I sat on the toilet.

Posted by: Gary Rosen at March 19, 2011 03:11 PM (9CzKK)

461 " And as time passes, you start taking it for granted that a guy named Barack Hussein Obama is president of the United States,” Obama said. “But we should never take it for granted.”"


Suckers!

Posted by: lskntg9tvfci at March 19, 2011 06:37 PM (1RFLs)

462 I will say that when they do finally dig up his birth certificate it will say Barack Apophis Obama..

Nah. Apophis had style, not to mention a tenacious streak. Zero is just a clueless pussy.

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