Obama Delivers a State of the Obama Address, and the State of the Obama is Awesome

A great slobbering love affair, with himself.

Seven weeks earlier to the day, the president faced harsh questions about his leadership as he took responsibility for Democrats' loss of the House in the previous day's election. But the man who faced reporters Tuesday afternoon in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building was treated by his questioners as a conquering colossus - and Obama didn't mind wearing those shoes.

"A lot of folks in this town predicted that, after the midterm elections, Washington would be headed for more partisanship and more gridlock," he said to a roomful of people who had predicted just that. "And instead, this has been a season of progress for the American people."

He bestowed superlatives on his accomplishments:

"The most productive post-election period we've had in decades."

"The most productive two years that we've had in generations."

"The most significant arms-control agreement in nearly two decades."

"The biggest upgrade of America's food-safety laws since the Great Depression."

"Al-Qaeda is more hunkered down than they have been since the original invasion of Afghanistan in 2001."

More! Most! Biggest! And when he wasn't praising his accomplishments, he was praising himself: "One thing I hope people have seen during this lame-duck, I am persistent. I am persistent. You know, if I believe in something strongly, I stay on it."

Careful, Mr. President. What got Obama in trouble in the first place were the extraordinarily high expectations that the nation had for his administration - and that Obama's campaign had encouraged.

Old and busted: Message: I care.

New hotness: Message: I rock.

I have a theory; hear me out.

My theory is this: This Obama fellow is rather taken with himself.

Positively smitten.

Thanks to rdbrewer.

Posted by: Ace at 06:18 PM



Comments

1 He, like Hercules Poirot, is the most modest person ever.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2010 06:22 PM (IDL9N)

2 If a man falls in love with himself as much as Obama has, does that make him ghey?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 06:23 PM (tJjm/)

3 Obama is the only person I know who can violate that whole Winston Wolfe thing while being the only person in the room.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 23, 2010 06:23 PM (Jdtsu)

4 Congratulations!

Posted by: MFMer on knees at December 23, 2010 06:23 PM (DLxD/)

5 And yet NPD is no longer deemed a disorder per the Manual of Mental Disorders.
I wonder why that is......
*taps finger to chin*
And let's review the characteristics, shall we?

Believing that you're better than others [X]
Fantasizing about power, success and attractiveness [X]
Exaggerating your achievements or talents [X]
Expecting constant praise and admiration [X]
Believing that you're special and acting accordingly [X]
Failing to recognize other people's emotions and feelings [X]
Expecting others to go along with your ideas and plans [X]
Taking advantage of others [X]
Expressing disdain for those you feel are inferior [X]
Being jealous of others [X]
Believing that others are jealous of you [X]
Trouble keeping healthy relationships [X]
Setting unrealistic goals [X]
Being easily hurt and rejected [X]
Having a fragile self-esteem [X]
Appearing as tough-minded or unemotional [X]\
But nothing to see here...carry on...carry on....

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 23, 2010 06:23 PM (pLTLS)

6 Unprecedented!
Unexpected!
Un-fucking-believable!

Or just plain ugh. That's it, let's get him some Ugg boots

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch, with grimy overalls. at December 23, 2010 06:25 PM (sJTmU)

7
barack hussein obama is a stupid fucking dickhead.

Posted by: greg at December 23, 2010 06:26 PM (KsxN6)

8 If a man falls in love with himself as much as Obama has, does that make him ghey?
Autoghey?

Posted by: Ronster at December 23, 2010 06:26 PM (Ikn3z)

9 Any sign of a foot fetish?

Posted by: eman at December 23, 2010 06:26 PM (XXyJt)

10 "First of all, Mr. President, Congratulations, and I have a two-part followup: First, did you get the card I sent you, and second, what do you think the American people love about you the most?"

Yeah, that was some hard-hitting journalism at that press conference.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at December 23, 2010 06:27 PM (tappe)

11 I rather like the cut of this fellow's jib.

Posted by: T. Coddington van Vorhees at December 23, 2010 06:27 PM (SwkdU)

12 The day this a$$hole disappears from my TV screen and radio, will be the day I celebrate like it is 1776.
Unfortunately, he is going to be like jimmah carter and slick willie. Liberals never know when to STFU.

Posted by: Andrew at December 23, 2010 06:27 PM (CzDAD)

13 His awesomeness is the best awesomeness in the history of awesomeness.

At the mall today, I passed the calendar kiosk and saw an Obama calendar with his big ole jug earred face on the front with the title proudly displayed : "From Slavery to the White House." Yes, slavery indeed. Was that from his mother's whitey side, or from his father's Kenyan side? I want to get it straight.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 23, 2010 06:28 PM (x9xik)

14 @9: actually, yeah: he seems to love a big foot.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 06:28 PM (tJjm/)

15 Hey I hear that because of the storms in Hawaii that shit is flooding Obama's beach and there is no swimming.

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 23, 2010 06:28 PM (0GFWk)

16 11
I rather like the cut of this fellow's jib.

Me too!

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 23, 2010 06:29 PM (saRwI)

17 "The biggest upgrade of America's food-safety laws since the Great Depression."
Besides banning salt and trans fats?The fuck isnext? Irradiated granola?

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 06:29 PM (18ZVs)

18 Tell me again what he's gotten done? Guantanamo Bay, unemployment, economic growth: Zero, D-, solid F. Gotten boned by the rooskies, dumped more stupid ass food regulation on us, and given us Napolitano in charge of squeezing our nutsacks.

Dude can't even figure out how umbrellas work and he's trying to give himself head over his greatness.

He HAS made Jimmy Carter the second worst president ever, but an amazing accomplishment is not the same as a great accomplishment.

Posted by: cali grump at December 23, 2010 06:29 PM (hL0k8)

19 Did he at least manage to fill the venue this time?

Or have they started holding his speeches in high school gyms, so they can be sure of a sellout crow?

Posted by: Secundus at December 23, 2010 06:29 PM (W54uI)

20 I'm the best.

Posted by: Obama at December 23, 2010 06:30 PM (PIYw/)

21 If you read the full post on the main page, Pinocchio is staring at you the whole time.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 23, 2010 06:30 PM (GZitp)

22 I'm even better then Will Folks.

Posted by: Obama at December 23, 2010 06:30 PM (PIYw/)

23 Tell me again what he's gotten done?

He is about to cut the defense budget by 78 billion

Posted by: nevergiveup at December 23, 2010 06:31 PM (0GFWk)

24 And you all thought I was bad.

Posted by: Narcissus at December 23, 2010 06:32 PM (c0A3e)

25 Now --Obama is sucking down mai tais on a beach, thinking about how awesome he will be on the golf coarse tomorrow.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 23, 2010 06:33 PM (0fzsA)

26 Can we watch you bathe, Mr President? We love that you are clean and articulate.

Posted by: adoring public at December 23, 2010 06:33 PM (SwkdU)

27 Now if only atheist-jesus would only be able to message this properly.

Cause that's the problem, see...

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 23, 2010 06:34 PM (QxSug)

28 Autofellatio is the BEST.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 23, 2010 06:34 PM (W54uI)

29 Too bad narcissism isn't considered a mental disorder anymore.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2010 06:34 PM (c0A3e)

30 No mention of that horrid "we have to pass it sowe canfind out what's in it" Obama-PelosiCare bill. A bill that is already being repealed for Obama's democrat union buddies.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 23, 2010 06:34 PM (0fzsA)

31 I'm somehow reminded of this scene from Shock Treatment: http://bit.ly/gKByRC

Posted by: Joanie (Oven Gloves) at December 23, 2010 06:35 PM (wd0Iq)

32 Obama'stour rider requires a full length mirror in his bedroom so he can fap while watching himself fap.
He also demands a bowl of green MMs.

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 06:37 PM (18ZVs)

33 33 What a depressing thread. None of this is going to matter in a million years. Why bother?
Posted by: marvin the paranoid android at December 23, 2010 01:36 PM (2rOwc)
Essentially they increased all the testing requirements on food, even on seed...
Making Large corporations have a further advantage...
And mostly because of a couple of food plants which were not following the current (old) law, and imports from Mexico (which won't have to do this anyway)...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2010 06:38 PM (AdK6a)

34 We must not forget the media's love affair with Dr. Unicorn Skittles.
The false meme - sadly - it still lives in the hearts of the blind faithful.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 23, 2010 06:39 PM (0fzsA)

35 Yeah, that bit is old and tired.

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 06:39 PM (18ZVs)

36 Now --Obama is sucking down mai tais on a beach

Yeah but is he earning 20%?

Posted by: Hans F'n Gruber at December 23, 2010 06:40 PM (bQ5xy)

37 As to the article...
Most of what Congress did PISSED those outside the beltway off...
ONLY those inside the beltway see this F-job as a good thing... but since Barry is in the Beltway Echo Chamber... he took a victory lap...
But it was like a normal College Athlete, taking a victory lap in the Special Olympics...

Posted by: Romeo13 at December 23, 2010 06:40 PM (AdK6a)

38 Let's see what King Barry is doing his touchdown dance over;

- Keeping the Bush tax rates the same in spite of his own opposition and the wishes of the socialists because the GOP wouldn't vote on anything else until after that was taken care of.

- DADT, a symbolic bone to throw to the Far Left that has nothing to do with the economy, was going to be overturned by the SC anyway, and has no effect on anything since gays have a high percentage of anti-military leftists in their ranks

- START, which might have been relevant 25 years ago, but is meaningless, especially with Achmedijihad giving Fat Hugo a bunch of gift-wrapped missiles

- 9-11 First Responders health bill. This was snookering the public with the "don't the heroes deserve special health care". Yes they do, but I don't think 36,000 of them were exposed to hazardous chemicals. This strikes me more as a slush fund to pay off 9-11 claimants' tort lawyers


Posted by: kbdabear at December 23, 2010 06:41 PM (vdfwz)

39 Life out-parodies art AGAIN.

Seriously, did I end up in a coma 9 months ago and just *thought* I woke up, and this is all just some kind of fever-nightmare?

Real people aren't this stupid, are they?

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at December 23, 2010 06:41 PM (bxiXv)

40 Three words for you, champ
"Calm before the storm."

Posted by: bigred at December 23, 2010 06:42 PM (cX9pO)

41 It's hard, so hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way ...

Posted by: BA+rA+ck ObA+mA+ at December 23, 2010 06:43 PM (vdfwz)

42 I been one-upped.

Posted by: Alexi Vayner at December 23, 2010 06:43 PM (PIYw/)

43 Oh yeah, the One is off to Hawaii for ANOTHER vacation.

Are vacations his way to jerk off? Because I think this is something like the 33rd Presidential Vacation since President Obama declared the End of Detention Operations in Guantanamo Bay.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 06:44 PM (tJjm/)

44 All part of the plan.
The media has their marching orders to paint the GOP as obstructionist loons who are stopping the Messiah from doing good for America.
November never happened- this is the strategy because it's really the best one for getting this loon reelected.

Posted by: jjshaka at December 23, 2010 06:44 PM (Pgl3k)

45 so let me get this straight, democrats controlled Washington by a very large majority and partisanship was running rampant. Republicans make HUGE gains after the elections and partisanship dies down and the answer is Obama is amazing. Clearly this obama fellow is a god among men.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at December 23, 2010 06:45 PM (YhZFe)

46 5

And yet NPD is no longer deemed a disorder per the Manual of Mental Disorders.

Yeah.
Something to think about:
All serial killers and sociopaths are narcissists.
But not all serial killers or sociopaths.
Obama is a narcissist.
Any bets on the sociopath/ serial killer potential?
/oooh, I am sooo racist!

Posted by: shibumi at December 23, 2010 06:45 PM (OKZrE)

47 Wow, those lefty WaPo readers in the comments are PISSED. Everything's still Bush's fault, apparently.

Posted by: Secundus at December 23, 2010 06:46 PM (W54uI)

48 42 It's hard, so hard to be humble, when you're perfect in every way ...

Posted by: BA+rA+ck ObA+mA+ at December 23, 2010 06:43 PM (vdfwz)

It's a Gift, Harry!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 06:46 PM (tJjm/)

49 Go Orunj!

Posted by: Barack H Obama at December 23, 2010 06:47 PM (teqkw)

50 My wife has a hairy blond pussy and I want to see her take a big one in all 3 holes.

Posted by: R R Rexxie and The Jets at December 23, 2010 06:47 PM (YYkW9)

51 Clearly he's bamboozled himself.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2010 06:48 PM (teqkw)

52 As for DADT, really what the hell did heactually have to dowith it passing?? That's been a dead issue for him as far as I could see. He hadn't mentioned it in months, or have I been a coma? Now all of a sudden it comes up in a bill and he's taking stage front and center again. The gays were super pissed at him for this reason. Now it passes and HE takes credit? For what?? He didn't do a shittin thing as far as I can see. Again, correct me if I am wrong. God knows I'm not up on every damn issue. They just throw too much at us, I can't keep up.

Posted by: jewells45 at December 23, 2010 06:48 PM (Z71Vg)

53 Very small tits but 2 inch nipples. Yum.

Posted by: R R Rexxie and The Jets at December 23, 2010 06:49 PM (YYkW9)

54 ♫ Whip my hair back and forth, yeah ♫

Posted by: President Ebola at December 23, 2010 06:51 PM (XXyJt)

55 Very small tits but 2 inch nipples.
How is she in the 'Wildcat'?

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2010 06:51 PM (teqkw)

56 51
My wife has a hairy blond pussy foot and I want to see her take a big toe in all 3 holes.

Posted by: R R Rexxie and The Jets at December 23, 2010 06:47 PM (YYkW9)

Sacred honor compelled me to edit that for you.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 06:52 PM (tJjm/)

57 Are vacations his way to jerk off? Because I think this is something like the 33rd Presidential Vacation since President Obama declared the End of Detention Operations in Guantanamo Bay.
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 06:44 PM (tJjm/)
Pretty much. His ego is screaming for adulation and he'll definitiely get in Hawaii.
I wonder what Michelle's schedule looks like?

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 06:53 PM (18ZVs)

58 If we even had a semi-professional press corps, he wouldn't get away with this shit. Dude should be laughed off the stage saying this crap.

Posted by: CDR M at December 23, 2010 06:54 PM (5I8G0)

59 54 Very small tits but 2 inch nipples

What? Do you mean circumference, or length?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 06:55 PM (tJjm/)

60 Why would anyone choose to go on Christmas/Kwanza vacation closer to an erratic,rogue nation (that may or may not have Nuclear Ballistic Capabilities)?
WTF is wrong with Christmas in Chicago, at Home, or evenCamp David?
He seems to be afraid of Camp David for some reason.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2010 06:56 PM (teqkw)

61 But enough about me already ...

How do you in the media like my mojo

Posted by: BA+rA+ck ObA+mA+ at December 23, 2010 06:57 PM (vdfwz)

62 I wonder what Michelle's schedule looks like?

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 06:53 PM (18ZVs)

Periods of Squalls, but mostly Frigid.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 06:57 PM (tJjm/)

63 And I thought that he was going to focus like a laser beam on jobs. Thank God we have a new arms treaty with Russia.

I fell like I am perpetually watching the opening scene from "The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show".

"Hey America, watch me pull some jobs out of this hat"

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at December 23, 2010 06:57 PM (Eo1wN)

64 Why would anyone choose to go on Christmas/Kwanza vacation closer to an
erratic,rogue nation (that may or may not have Nuclear Ballistic
Capabilities)?

The START treaty takes care of that. It'll keep the Russians from piling on after the Norks start the missiles flying.

Don't you love how I'm always thinking?

Posted by: BA+rA+ck ObA+mA+ at December 23, 2010 06:59 PM (vdfwz)

65 I wonder what Michelle's schedule looks like?
It's wearing a bikin and a Sarong.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2010 06:59 PM (teqkw)

66 He seems to be afraid of Camp David for some reason.

He apparently can't sleep here for some reason.

Posted by: Ronald Reagan's restless spectre at December 23, 2010 06:59 PM (Ew1k4)

67 By the way, did you guys know that until he got elected president, the Obamas always spent Christmas in Chicago?


Posted by: Miss Marple at December 23, 2010 07:00 PM (Fo83G)

68 He seems to be afraid of Camp David for some reason.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2010 06:56 PM (teqkw)

I wouldn't be surprised if he sells it. Austerity and all doncha know.

Just like Carter did with the Presidential yacht.

Posted by: Nighthawk at December 23, 2010 07:00 PM (wai1i)

69 Kwanzaa. Talk about the ultimate insult.

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 07:00 PM (18ZVs)

70 This guy is full of more shit than a fattened Christmas turkey.

Posted by: rplat at December 23, 2010 07:01 PM (4vq8i)

71 $100 says that one of his frequent visitors to the WH is currently "helping" him write his triumphant autobiography of his years as President.

Posted by: er at December 23, 2010 07:01 PM (nWuNy)

72 I wonder what Michelle's schedule looks like?
It's wearing a bikin and a Sarong.
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2010 06:59 PM (teqkw)
I may be a sick bastard, BUT I'm not sick enough to tackle that thing.

Posted by: R R Rexxie and The Jets at December 23, 2010 07:02 PM (YYkW9)

73 I wouldn't be surprised if he sells it. Austerity and all doncha know.
I'm amazed he hasn't had Arnold Palmer come in and put in a Links Course.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2010 07:02 PM (teqkw)

74 "What? Do you mean circumference, or length?"

That's a weird question.

Posted by: Traci Lords' Aereolas at December 23, 2010 07:03 PM (wd0Iq)

75 59 If we even had a semi-professional press corps, he wouldn't get away with this shit. Dude should be laughed off the stage saying this crap.
Posted by: CDR M

Someday we will all be laughing about this. Someday. Maybe.
Comedy. Farcical, tragically black comedy. Obama is like a character that fell out of an Albert Camus novel.

Posted by: Reader C.J. Burch, with grimy overalls. at December 23, 2010 07:04 PM (sJTmU)

76
And I thought that he was going to focus like a laser beam on jobs.

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack

Drudge had a great set of headlines up yesterday:

Obama pledges economic focus during next 2 years...
ONE YEAR AGO: 'Obama to focus hard on economy'
TWO YEARS AGO: Obama to put renewed focus on job creation

Posted by: thrillaminute at December 23, 2010 07:04 PM (uUITf)

77 Delusions of competence.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 23, 2010 07:04 PM (kOMUP)

78 Don't forget one of the most important accomplishments of this administration: the concept that childhood obesity is a threat to national security. Those idiot libs actually put obesity in the same class as the muslim terrorists who did 9/11 and nutjob dictators from Iran and North Korea with nukes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2010 07:05 PM (rVcmL)

79 "The biggest upgrade of America's food-safety laws since the Great Depression."
Yeah. At long last this nightmarish epidemicof consumers dying after eating tainted food will end.
What a fucking tool.

Posted by: FDR at December 23, 2010 07:05 PM (QKKT0)

80 By the way, did you guys know that until he got elected president, the Obamas always spent Christmas in Chicago?
That was to keep Sasha and Malia away from Typical White Racist Granny. Now that she's burried, it's safe to roam the Private Beaches of Hawaii once more.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2010 07:05 PM (teqkw)

81 The Preznit vacays like he's The Man or somethin. There's something off about this cat. He ain't no brother.

Posted by: Undercover Brother at December 23, 2010 07:05 PM (5I8G0)

82 Haven't read all the comments on the thread yet, but has anyone else asked whether His Awesomeness has a poster of himself on the ceiling for when he pleasures himself?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2010 07:06 PM (rVcmL)

83 Item 1:

"The most productive two years that we've had in generations."

Yes, we noticed. That's what led to Item 2:

...responsibility for Democrats' loss...

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2010 07:06 PM (kho+0)

84 Did they play "Hail To The O" as he walked on stage?

Posted by: andycanuck at December 23, 2010 07:06 PM (2rOwc)

85 I'd like to apologize to everyone for misspelling areola in my last comment. Thank you.

Posted by: Traci Lords' Areolas at December 23, 2010 07:07 PM (wd0Iq)

86 Where does this douche stay at while in Hawaii?

Is it like a friends house, or do we now own some resplendent vacation house in Maui?

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at December 23, 2010 07:08 PM (Eo1wN)

87 Haven't read all the comments on the thread yet, but has anyone else asked whether His Awesomeness has a poster of himself on the ceiling for when he pleasures himself?
He makes me wear a Barack Obama Mask.

Posted by: Kal Penn at December 23, 2010 07:08 PM (teqkw)

88 Autoghey?
Autoneuroticism.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 23, 2010 07:09 PM (2rOwc)

89 Bring out the Greek, Styrofoam columns again, guys! Our emperor has arisen! Not that he ever fell, of course, since that was a lie perpetuated by obstructionist, tea-bagging racists.

Posted by: Democrats & MFM, BIRM at December 23, 2010 07:09 PM (swuwV)

90 Comedy. Farcical, tragically black comedy.

Racist! Denounce yourself.

Posted by: toby928™ at December 23, 2010 07:09 PM (QarOb)

91 "The most hands-on TSA ever!"

"The most money ever saved on Olympics and World Cups!"

"The biggest reduction in people slaving away at jobs evah!"

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2010 07:10 PM (kho+0)

92 By the way, did you guys know that until he got elected president, the Obamas always spent Christmas in Chicago?

Yup, because he still needed to pretend like he cared about that city.

The mother fucker will move to Hawaii after he is done with the Presidency. He will sell that house and never look back.

Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2010 07:10 PM (yY28H)

93 "Besides banning salt and trans fats? The fuck is next? Irradiated granola?"
Actually this is very serious. Small farmers are concerned. This regulation shit HURTS businesses, and liberals are too stupid to understand that that is not good for the economy. Oh well, if farmers can't make a profit, it doesn't matter. Just give them more subsidies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2010 07:10 PM (rVcmL)

94
I'd like to apologize to everyone for misspelling areola in my last
comment. Thank you.

No problem. I read it as "oreos" anyway.

Posted by: Cookie Monster at December 23, 2010 07:11 PM (Ew1k4)

95 "The most Muslim Outreach!"

Posted by: Obama's NASA at December 23, 2010 07:11 PM (teqkw)

96 "The most significant arms-control agreement in nearly two decades."

You know why? Because it was kind of covered two decades ago...

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2010 07:12 PM (kho+0)

97 It's wearing a bikin and a Sarong.
Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2010 06:59 PM (teqkw)
I think the natives call that a kitesailing rig!

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 07:12 PM (18ZVs)

98 Is is possible to wear out a mirror?

Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2010 07:12 PM (SwkdU)

99 "He is about to cut the defense budget by 78 billion"

Yeah, well, handouts for baby mamas, crack whores, high school dropouts, and deadbeats has to come from somewhere.
Me, I'd rather spend the money on soldiers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2010 07:13 PM (rVcmL)

100 Oh, and weapons manufacturers. At least their employees work.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2010 07:14 PM (rVcmL)

101 When this asshole starts building all thosestatues ofhimself,that you know he is planning,this economy is really going to take off.

Posted by: garrett at December 23, 2010 07:14 PM (teqkw)

102 Is is possible to wear out a mirror?

As often as the WH staff have to wipe it off with windex, yes.

Posted by: Alex at December 23, 2010 07:14 PM (yY28H)

103 nerdygirl: "...9/11 and nutjob dictators from
Iran and North Korea with nukes."

Hey, Gibson! You heard 'bout any of this? Yeah, me neither.

Posted by: Director of National Intelligence Clapper at December 23, 2010 07:15 PM (swuwV)

104 I think the bamster stays on the east shore of Oahu.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at December 23, 2010 07:15 PM (0fzsA)

105 All you pretty women,

Stand in line,

I can make love to you baby,

In an hour's time.

I'm a man,

I spell m-a-n...man.

Posted by: BoDiddlyrack Obama at December 23, 2010 07:15 PM (8lSIO)

106 What a f******* tool.

He isn't a tool. He isn't even a power tool. He is Home Depot.

Posted by: pep at December 23, 2010 07:17 PM (8lSIO)

107 Pretty much. His ego is screaming for adulation and he'll definitely get [it] in Hawaii.
I wonder what Michelle's schedule looks like?I doubt he'll be getting 'it' in Hawaii. Michelle's so pissed at him that she left 2 days earlier without him at the cost of an extra $63,000.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 23, 2010 07:17 PM (2rOwc)

108 So lemme get this straight. November rolls around, and the country collectively tells the libs to go pound sand with this socialist shit. Toonces and the lame duck congress double down on the same shit we just got done telling them we didn't like.

And he's patting himself on the back? What fucking color is the sky in this asshole's world?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 23, 2010 07:17 PM (eCAn3)

109 OT: heh, the UN is looking into Obama's treatment of Bradley Manning. They are concerned that Obama is torturing Manning per fox.
Can we just get rid of the UN now?

Posted by: robtr at December 23, 2010 07:17 PM (hVDig)

110 ummmm, wimpboybama is here screwing up our traffic
can you mainlanders take him back please?

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 23, 2010 07:18 PM (S9k9+)

111 78
Delusions of competence.mediocrity.

Posted by: pep at December 23, 2010 07:18 PM (8lSIO)

112 "And instead, this has been a season of progress for all-out assaults on the American people. Yeah ... I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it."

-- The Indonesian Retard

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 23, 2010 07:18 PM (G/MYk)

113 "The biggest upgrade of America's food-safety laws since the Great Depression."

Well, there you go. This has 'legacy' written all over it. "Fruit Loops You Can Trust"

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2010 07:19 PM (kho+0)

114 "What? Do you mean circumference, or length?"


That's a weird question.
Not if you don't want to lose an eye in the dark.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 23, 2010 07:20 PM (2rOwc)

115 Just read the slobbering love affair that Politico has with Murkowski. What a fucking bitch she is. Thanks Alaska. Thanks a whole fucking lot.

Posted by: CDR M at December 23, 2010 07:20 PM (5I8G0)

116 ummmm, wimpboybama is here screwing up our traffic
can you mainlanders take him back please?
Posted by: navycopjoe at December 23, 2010 07:18 PM (S9k9+)
Nope, he was born there you keep him. You're not a real state anyways.

Posted by: robtr at December 23, 2010 07:20 PM (hVDig)

117 "The most increase in available housing stock in nearly two decades."

Posted by: pep at December 23, 2010 07:21 PM (8lSIO)

118
can you mainlanders take him back please?

Posted by: navycopjoe at December 23, 2010 07:18 PM (S9k9+)
Nope, he's all yours. You guys are mostly democrat there right?

Posted by: CDR M at December 23, 2010 07:22 PM (5I8G0)

119 "The most significant arms-control agreement in nearly two decades." -- Current White House Occupier


But we're the only ones signed to it. The Russkies haven't ratified it, yet. I wonder what explanation there can possibly be for ramming such an awful piece of shit on America during the lamest of lame duck sessions, that the other side hasn't even signed onto, yet? That's some reall Smarts Power, there. It would be nice if someone asked this of one of the treasonous dipshits who voted for this in such insane haste.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 23, 2010 07:22 PM (G/MYk)

120 Look, you people need to ease up on President Obama. He inherited a mess of epic proportions, and has worked tireously to fix them. He has faced enemies that have opposed him solely for their own gain. He wants nothing more than to restore America to it's rightful place.

Posted by: Ellie Light at December 23, 2010 07:22 PM (BAtLQ)

121 I mentioned this the other morning: commander fuc|<stick is the smartest person in any room.

Posted by: sTevo at December 23, 2010 07:23 PM (VMcEw)

122 "The greenest- literally- Detroit since the 1800's"

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2010 07:23 PM (kho+0)

123 If any Republican President said anything remotely as insufferable, even once, the entire MSM would be muttering under their breath: "We're gonna take that guy down a notch!"
I'd love to see every Republicantell every POSMwhore that interviews them "Go ahead and ask me the questions your Democrat pimp fed you, so theydon'tbitchslap you likethe cheap whore you are."

Posted by: sherlock at December 23, 2010 07:24 PM (thr9V)

124 The mother fucker will move to Hawaii after he is done with the Presidency. He will sell that Tony Rezko's house and never look back.
Fixed.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 23, 2010 07:24 PM (2rOwc)

125 This is what an education system produces when it refuses to use red ink, emphasizes teaching self esteem, etc.

Posted by: gm at December 23, 2010 07:27 PM (ABUrf)

126 I am SO SORRY, Ellie! You have made me rethink my whole set of core principles and my fondness for truth, honor, patriotism, andmybelief in American exceptionalism. GO OBAMA!!

Posted by: Just another RINO at December 23, 2010 07:30 PM (5WkxB)

127 Please tell me this news conference wasn't followed by public auto-fellatio.

(Private is his own business.)

Posted by: Phineas at December 23, 2010 07:30 PM (V1+Re)

128 This is what an education system produces when it refuses to use red ink

Red ink is icky.

Posted by: Ben Bernanke at December 23, 2010 07:31 PM (SwkdU)

129 127
I am SO SORRY, Ellie! You have made me rethink my whole set of core
principles and my fondness for truth, honor, patriotism, andmybelief
in American exceptionalism. GO OBAMA!!

Posted by: Just another RINO at December 23, 2010 07:30 PM

What HE said!

Posted by: David No Labels Frum at December 23, 2010 07:32 PM (vdfwz)

130 17

"The biggest upgrade of America's food-safety laws since the Great Depression."

Besides banning salt and trans fats?The fuck isnext? Irradiated granola?




*Puts hands behind back and whistles*

Posted by: Jim Badass DeMint at December 23, 2010 07:33 PM (EL+OC)

131 Ellie was joking, wasn't she?

He has faced enemies who have opposed him for their own gain.

Well, duh. When he wins, we lose. Of course we oppose him. Some of us want to work again.

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2010 07:33 PM (kho+0)

132 Now that I've written all sorts of hurrahs for DADT, do you guys think maybe Meghan will return my phone calls and unblock me from her Twitter?

Posted by: AllahFrumdit at December 23, 2010 07:33 PM (vdfwz)

133 "One thing I hope people have seen during this lame-duck, I hate America and all of you Western pigs. I am
persistent. I am persistent. I am persistent. I'm pretty stupid, too, but I'm persistent about my stupid ideas. You know, if I believe in something
strongly, I stay on it. ... unless it doesn't hurt America as much as I want, and then I believe in something else, something that will leave a scar on this nation for decades."

-- The White House Idiot

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 23, 2010 07:34 PM (G/MYk)

134 "The most significant arms-control agreement in nearly two decades."

Isn't that because, you know, the Cold War ended about two decades ago?

Was the world in want of a major arms control agreement with Russia? How about controlling Iran's and North Korea's arms???

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 07:34 PM (tJjm/)

135 Gays in the military. The U.S.S. Barney Frank will be launched next year. Right after the Navy reinstates the rank of Cabin Boy.

Posted by: Reiver at December 23, 2010 07:35 PM (B7bFn)

136 133
Now that I've written all sorts of hurrahs for DADT, do you guys think
maybe Meghan will return my phone calls and unblock me from her Twitter?


Posted by: AllahFrumdit at December 23, 2010 07:33 PM (vdfwz)

Forget about her.. big boy.

Posted by: Barney to you at December 23, 2010 07:36 PM (EL+OC)

137 #135 Isn't that because, you know, the Cold War ended about two decades ago?



Was the world in want of a major arms control agreement with Russia? How about controlling Iran's and North Korea's arms???

Haven't you always wanted to live (or re-live) the awesomeness of the 70's? Better break out the leisure suits, polyester pants, and sit around the cassette player, listening to KC and the Sunshine Band.

/All as Iran places Shahab-3 missiles in Valenzuela that can reach the Southern US.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2010 07:38 PM (c0A3e)

138 All as Iran places Shahab-3 missiles in Valenzuela

I don't swing that way, Pal.

Posted by: Fernando Valenzuela at December 23, 2010 07:39 PM (SwkdU)

139 "Someday we will all be laughing about this. Someday. Maybe."

I don't know, I still can't laugh about that idiot Carter.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 23, 2010 07:40 PM (rVcmL)

140 Guess I can't freaking spell, *sighs*. Venezuela.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2010 07:40 PM (c0A3e)

141 Speaking of DADT, it would seem that video games are getting into some hawt gay warrior action now. Dragon Age II.

Posted by: CDR M at December 23, 2010 07:41 PM (5I8G0)

142 /All as Iran places Shahab-3 missiles in Valenzuela that can reach the Southern US.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2010 07:38 PM (c0A3e)
We should be thankful they aren't there, yet. At least it's only MANPADS that have been delivered so far.

Posted by: CDR M at December 23, 2010 07:43 PM (5I8G0)

143 Guess I can't freaking spell

As long as you have brain farts while typing, I'll have fodder for sock puppets. I expect you to return the favor.

Posted by: fluffy Valentino at December 23, 2010 07:43 PM (SwkdU)

144 once the municipal defaults begins republicans will once again take the blame. 2012 rolls around and captain awesome has his created crisis and platform to be reelected. does anyone think obama won't be able to spend us into oblivion with 8 years of being president?


the republican brand is dead, that was proven with the tea party. if we can't put conservatives into the majority in the senate and the white house than stock up on food, gas, and ammo. for everything else, hoard gold and make your way to Texas as fast as you can.

Posted by: befuddled at December 23, 2010 07:44 PM (xJU23)

145 From over at the Weekly Standard, it would appear the GOP may have done better with START than we thought:

This is intended to be the final email on New START, and hopefully the final email from this desk for the year. 

There will be great gnashing of teeth and rending of garments as the legacy of the Senate’s New START consideration is debated, but it appears that one particular storyline deserves more attention.  President Obama entered office promising to rid the world of nuclear weapons and drastically cut US missile defense capabilities, as evidenced by his Prague speech and first budget submission to the Congress cutting the missile defense program by $1.4 billion.  Now, at the end of his first Congress, in the course of completing his signature foreign policy achievement, President Obama has committed his Administration to a wholesale modernization of the US nuclear complex, including improvements to warheads, facility infrastructure, and all delivery vehicles of the triad.  He has also committed to deploying an extensive missile defense capability, including the placement of a missile defense system in Europe with a capability directed against ICBMs, as well as the placement of missile defense interceptors in the former Soviet client states of Poland and Romania. 

With the adoption of amendment 4904 to the New START Resolution of Ratification, the President must certify prior to entry into force of the treaty that it is the policy of the United States to qualitatively and quantitatively improve the US missile defense system.  This includes deployment of all four phases of his own Phased Adaptive Approach, with the last phase having a capability against ICBMs that could hold at risk the US homeland, as well as the continued development of the two-stage ground-based interceptors as a technological and strategic hedge to the PAA.  The amendment further expressed the position of the United States that the deployment of these systems does not constitute a basis for questioning the effectiveness and viability of the treaty, and therefore would not give rise to circumstances justifying Russian withdrawal from the Treaty.  This much more directly confronts the Russian position on the matter, when compared to the feckless unilateral statement issued by the United States at the signing of the treaty.  The amendment requires the President to communicate all of this to Russia at the time of the exchange of the instruments of ratification.  The amendment also provided an Understanding that the treaty preamble does not impose a legal obligation on the parties, which will be included in the instrument of ratification.    

Amendment 4864 was adopted by consent to the Resolution of Ratification, which requires the President to certify prior to entry into force of the treaty that he intends to modernize or replace the triad of strategic nuclear delivery systems, namely a heavy bomber and air-launched cruise missile, an ICBM, and an SSBN and SLBM.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 07:45 PM (tJjm/)

146 THEY FUCKING CONFIRMED CHATIGNY!!!!!

Son of a bitch!

Posted by: Moi at December 23, 2010 07:45 PM (Ez4Ql)

147 Concur that the Republican brand is dead. It does not help when you see Republican's enable Obama's agenda during a lame duck either. I won't support the GOP with money but I will support individual candidates.

Posted by: CDR M at December 23, 2010 07:45 PM (5I8G0)

148 http://goo.gl/ztaJ0

The US Senate fucking supports the raping, torturing, and murdering of young women and girls.

Posted by: Moi at December 23, 2010 07:46 PM (Ez4Ql)

149 Yep, the RINOs came to Obama's rescue. With a little more RINO help in the next couple years, he'll be easily reelected in 2012.

Posted by: drfredc at December 23, 2010 07:47 PM (/+GW9)

150 Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 07:45 PM (tJjm/)

Just words. I don't follow the Constitution, what makes you think I'm gonna follow what's in the treaty?

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 23, 2010 07:47 PM (5I8G0)

151 121
Look, you people need to ease up on President Obama. He inherited a mess
of epic proportions, and has worked tireously to fix them. He has faced
enemies that have opposed him solely for their own gain. He wants
nothing more than to restore America to it's rightful place.


Posted by: Ellie Light at December 23, 2010 07:22 PM (BAtLQ)

WADDA YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE?

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 23, 2010 07:47 PM (eCAn3)

152 the republican brand is dead, that was proven with
the tea party. if we can't put conservatives into the majority in the
senate and the white house than stock up on food, gas, and ammo. for
everything else, hoard gold and make your way to Texas as fast as you
can.

Posted by: befuddled at December 23, 2010 07:44 PM (xJU23)

What makes you think we'll have "conservatives" in the House next year?

Posted by: Barbarian at December 23, 2010 07:48 PM (EL+OC)

153
we had 'im on the ropes, too


Posted by: the Green Soothsayer at December 23, 2010 07:48 PM (g73jP)

154 WADDA YOU MEAN YOU PEOPLE?
Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 23, 2010 07:47 PM (eCAn3)
I heard the word "boy" when she said that.

Posted by: robtr at December 23, 2010 07:49 PM (hVDig)

155 I heard the word "boy" when she said that.

Posted by: robtr at December 23, 2010 07:49 PM (hVDig)


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 23, 2010 07:51 PM (eCAn3)

156 It's like a political parody from a sit-com or variety show, expect it's real.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 23, 2010 07:52 PM (0g3ST)

157
"The most productive post-election period we've had in decades."

You're not supposed to be producing ANYTHING in the post-election period, you blithering ineligible idiot from Indonesia.

This is nothing short of boasting about defrauding the American People and pride in violating the clear spirit of the 20th amendment. This gets added to the articles of impeachment.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 23, 2010 07:52 PM (G/MYk)

158 I won't support the GOP with money but I will support individual candidates.

Posted by: CDR M at December 23, 2010 07:45 PM (5I8G0)
I'll support a few from the GOP, but I'm more interested in third party candidates, now. I've had quite enough. The GOP attacked us for the shamnesty and now they've kicked us in this pathetic lame duck. The GOP is pretty much dead to me. They are totally untrustworthy, and that's what it all comes down to, now.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at December 23, 2010 07:55 PM (G/MYk)

159 #144 We should be thankful they aren't there, yet. At least it's only MANPADS that have been delivered so far.

If the Ahmedinejad and Chavez were smart, they would have planned out this "Cuban Missile Missile Crisis Redux" sceanrio mid-2000's and started surreptitiously shipping missile parts to Venezuela (in small shipments) over the past several years. This would be done in such a way not to cause too much alarm, but allow rapid assembly of the missiles should the need arise.

This would also have the side benefit of taking Iranian missile parts out of range from a conventional Israeli strike. IIRC, it is estimated that the Iranians can produce 60-70 Shahab-3 missiles a year. I dunno if they've tested an improved variant yet, but rest assured they are working on that as well.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2010 07:55 PM (c0A3e)

160 There are 5 A's in RAAAAACist.

Posted by: blaster at December 23, 2010 07:57 PM (GYc/8)

161 162
There are 5 A's in RAAAAACist.

Posted by: blaster at December 23, 2010 07:57 PM (GYc/

you must have the po' inner city version.

Posted by: Unclefacts, Confuse A Cat, Ltd. at December 23, 2010 07:59 PM (eCAn3)

162 162
There are 5 A's in RAAAAACist.

Posted by: blaster at December 23, 2010 07:57 PM (GYc/
Wait until inflation gets worse. The cost for vowel's goes way up!

Posted by: CDR M at December 23, 2010 08:00 PM (5I8G0)

163 Does anyone really think the Steelers will cover 14.5 points?

I'm thinking that's a lot to cover, even against the Panties Panthers.

Posted by: Y-not at December 23, 2010 08:01 PM (IDL9N)

164 Barry is like that old Woody Allen quip that masturbation is at least having sex with someone you love.

Posted by: bergerbilder at December 23, 2010 08:01 PM (S1Ttj)

165 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2010 07:55 PM (c0A3e)

Oh I'm sure Julian Assange is all over that. He wouldn't want weapons of war to proliferate now would he. He is anti-war right?

Posted by: CDR M at December 23, 2010 08:02 PM (5I8G0)

166 Does anyone really think the Steelers will cover 14.5 points?

I do. Want to watch my wife walk on me in her stompy boots?

Posted by: fluffy Ryan at December 23, 2010 08:04 PM (SwkdU)

167 So let me get this straight, he is congratulating himself for getting stuff passed in a congressional majority of his own party composed of many who were voted out because they were tools to be replaced by those who oppose him? So in effect, his revenge-duck congress voted in his shit?
Whoa! What a fucking achievement. Let's see how things go next year, huh, you effeminate asshole.

Posted by: dagny at December 23, 2010 08:04 PM (DS1Ec)

168 The U.S.S. Barney Frank will be launched next year. Right after the Navy reinstates the rank of Cabin Boy.

Hooray! I thought I'd never work again!

Posted by: Chris Elliott at December 23, 2010 08:10 PM (saRwI)

169 Navy's D does not look so good early in this game.

Posted by: CDR M at December 23, 2010 08:10 PM (5I8G0)

170 #168
I do. Want to watch my wife walk on me in her stompy boots?

Your decadence will only lead you to doom, fluffy.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2010 08:11 PM (c0A3e)

171
Want to watch my wife walk on me in her stompy boots?
Posted by: fluffy Ryan at December 23, 2010 08:04 PM (SwkdU)

Only if I can suck on her toes afterwards!

Posted by: Dick Morris at December 23, 2010 08:15 PM (tJjm/)

172 Your decadence will only lead you to doom, fluffy.

Abstinent societies can only last one generation :--)

Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2010 08:15 PM (SwkdU)

173 Only if I can suck on her toes afterwards!




Posted by: Dick Morris at December 23, 2010 08:15 PM (tJjm/)
I got thirds!

Posted by: Rex Ryan at December 23, 2010 08:16 PM (5I8G0)

174 #174
Abstinent societies can only last one generation :--)

That was true even 5 years ago, but with the advent of new recombinant/cloning technologies, I will make decadence obsolete. No longer will decadence be required for procreation.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 23, 2010 08:19 PM (c0A3e)

175 That was true even 5 years ago, but with the advent of new recombinant/cloning technologies, I will make decadence obsolete. No longer will decadence be required for procreation.

Fuck that. Try that when you get your own island, Dr Moreau.

Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2010 08:25 PM (SwkdU)

176 Obama does deserve patting himself on the back. Contrary to what was reported here, he got 50 judges confirmed to the federal courts.

Posted by: Moi at December 23, 2010 08:25 PM (Ez4Ql)

177 he's going to get re-elected too...

Posted by: Ballbarian at December 23, 2010 08:28 PM (wisXM)

178 Fuck that. Try that when you get your own island, Dr Moreau.
Posted by: fluffy at December 23, 2010 08:25 PM (SwkdU)
Aren't she-tigers armed with M-16s when that happens?
Fuck that!

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 08:29 PM (18ZVs)

179 Aren't she-tigers armed with M-16s when that happens?

Are the sexy she-tigers?

Posted by: Zap Brannigan at December 23, 2010 08:32 PM (yY28H)

180 Where's Osama ?

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at December 23, 2010 08:36 PM (tvs2p)

181 Are the sexy she-tigers?
Posted by: Zap Brannigan at December 23, 2010 08:32 PM (yY28H)
If you count Fairuza Balk as hot, which I do!
Dr. Moreau was a cool ass flick but maybe a bit too much.
The film was way too fast, it could have been dragged out an extra hour and made better.

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 08:39 PM (18ZVs)

182 Wait until he faces a Republican House of Represents which de-funds much of his Shit

He'll start crying and throwing hissy fits, and the sick anger which consumes this POS will be obvious

Posted by: the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast at December 23, 2010 08:40 PM (UqKQV)

183 182 Osama? Never heard of him.

Posted by: Charles Gibson, feeling forgotten at December 23, 2010 08:41 PM (5WkxB)

184 Number 7....
"barack hussein obama is a stupid fucking dickhead."
That sums it up. I don't understand why other people keep adding ornaments and tinsel.

Posted by: DougS at December 23, 2010 08:41 PM (0FWyO)

185 Posted by: Charles Gibson, feeling forgotten

Who are you, again?

Posted by: Bob Sheiffer at December 23, 2010 08:46 PM (SwkdU)

186 Oh, Puke.

Posted by: JustME at December 23, 2010 08:47 PM (CyPWX)

187 "And instead, this has been a season of progress for the American people, and I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl... I lika.. do... the cha-cha..."

Posted by: TOTUS at December 23, 2010 08:50 PM (kmmbv)

188 Can we de-fund the Oahu airport?

Posted by: t-bird at December 23, 2010 08:53 PM (kho+0)

189 That was true even 5 years ago, but with the advent of new recombinant/cloning technologies, I will make decadence obsolete.  No longer will decadence be required for procreation.

But I thought turkey basters solved that problem years ago? 

Posted by: Dick Morris at December 23, 2010 08:53 PM (tJjm/)

190 184
Wait until he faces a Republican House of Represents which de-funds much of his Shit.

But, would that be in their (Republican House of Represents ) lobbyists best interests?

Posted by: Barbarian at December 23, 2010 08:56 PM (EL+OC)

191 Hahahahahaha, The house that Obama is renting in Oahu has 4 large raw sewage leaks on the grounds because of the heavy rains recently in the area.
hahaha Karma's a cold hearted bitch Obama.

Posted by: robtr at December 23, 2010 08:56 PM (hVDig)

192 hahaha Karma's a cold hearted bitch Obama.
Posted by: robtr at December 23, 2010 08:56 PM (hVDig)
You fucking Hindu wannabes kill me.

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 09:00 PM (18ZVs)

193 I don't stink.

Posted by: Obama's Shit at December 23, 2010 09:09 PM (gcBP7)

194 192 Wait until he faces a Republican House of Represents which de-funds much of his Shit.

But, would that be in their (Republican House of Represents ) lobbyists best interests?

Well, there is another election in 2012, and if we RINOs works it right, we'll want our lobbyists buds to be holding jobs on K street for us so...

Posted by: RINO at Large at December 23, 2010 09:10 PM (8nf3A)

195 My wife said that purple lip looks just like your dick when you get hard!
Skin Me Up!

Posted by: JustME at December 23, 2010 09:10 PM (CyPWX)

196 Prez Barry at Presser:

"And something that's always been the greatest strength of America is a thriving, booming middle class, where everybody has got a shot at the American Dream. And that should be our goal. That should be what we're focused on. How are we creating opportunity for everybody? So that we celebrate wealth. We celebrate somebody like a Steve Jobs, who has created two or three different revolutionary products. We expect that person to be rich, and that's a good thing. We want that incentive. That's part of the free market."

http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2010/12/obama_2010_year_end_press_conf.html

I always get laugh whenever, on my Apple IMAC pc, I type the term American "exceptionalism". Each time I do Steve Job's "revolutionalry" product tells me that such a word does not exist, via spell check?

Combining that with seeing the new advertising word of year* - Positivity - being an obvious "Bushism" I can't help but remember how grand life is, even when we get rain for weeks like you guys up NORTH.


* I just made up "new word of year" thing; but I do love how Bushism's sneak out of different tv and radio folks mouths.

Posted by: shivas Irons at December 23, 2010 09:13 PM (qu2SW)

197 What pisses me off to no end is that the RINOs conspired to give Obama his winning moments at the end of the year, when there was absolutely no reason any of this had to be done until after January. This is what RINOs think of us conservatives. Bastards.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 09:14 PM (tJjm/)

198 I get sloppy seconds!

Posted by: Barry O at December 23, 2010 09:16 PM (gcBP7)

199 Karma is bullshit.
If it were true, the good good guys would always win.

Posted by: ErikW at December 23, 2010 09:18 PM (18ZVs)

200 Obama Delivers a State of the Obama Address, and the State of the Obama is Awesome
Are you sure he's not fabulous?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at December 23, 2010 09:22 PM (HkI72)

201 Republican Party: What is best in life?




Republican Electorate: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

Republican Elites: Well, what about giving our enemies a good, hard slap, Congress meeting in bi-partisan sessions, and ultimately capitulating to the lovely and talented Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: Ombudsman at December 23, 2010 09:24 PM (c1oyg)

202 Confirmed by somebody in a position to know: Barry has taken down all of the pictures of the other presidents in the White House and replaced them with 800 pictures of himself. The pictures of him are changed daily.

A picture is worth a 1000 words; 800 new pictures a day say volumes about our president.

Posted by: An Observation at December 23, 2010 09:27 PM (ylhEn)

203 Fuck him and the horse he fucking rode in on.
*spit*

Posted by: torabora at December 23, 2010 09:37 PM (08gU2)

204 Fuck him and the dugout he paddled over from kenya in.

Posted by: Berserker at December 23, 2010 09:43 PM (gWHrG)

205 199 What pisses me off to no end is that the RINOs conspired to give Obama his winning moments at the end of the year, when there was absolutely no reason any of this had to be done until after January. This is what RINOs think of us conservatives. Bastards.
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 23, 2010 09:14 PM (tJjm/)

Yep, deliberate , they did not like us getting uppity.

Posted by: lou at December 23, 2010 09:54 PM (46PiX)

206 I suspect that the deal Obama cut with Congress is exactly what we got.

Posted by: An Observation at December 23, 2010 10:18 PM (ylhEn)

207 Gosh, Obama is so freakin' awesome, I don't know how he stands hisself.

Posted by: Buck O'Fama at December 23, 2010 10:37 PM (d4yQS)

208 Doesn't matter.... What ever room the purple lipped commie walks into...He is the dumbest to include pets and plants...........

Posted by: Ghost of Winston Churchill at December 23, 2010 10:38 PM (zVOB7)

209 Enjoy yourself boy....What goes around comes around little man child....Revenge is served best cold....

Posted by: George Micheals at December 23, 2010 10:40 PM (zVOB7)

210 In fairness, he made it through the whole address without help from Bill Clinton.
So we should probably credit him with that.

Posted by: Warden at December 23, 2010 10:42 PM (HzhBE)

211 I can't wait till he starts referring to himself in the third person.

"Barry thinks the President's doin' a bang-up job. Barry has a real knack for leadership. Barry has a way with the ladies..."

Posted by: red speck at December 23, 2010 10:45 PM (/vfpn)

212 let's not forget that we can thank Michelle for the fattest ass in the White House since President Taft. Or maybe since Hillary, now that I think of it, although Taft had far most respect for the American people than either of those two know-it-alls.

Posted by: mallfly at December 23, 2010 10:52 PM (W6bJb)

213 oh, I am also now wondering, is he the best-hung president?

Posted by: mallfly at December 23, 2010 10:55 PM (W6bJb)

214 so let's all sing along: B-A-R---A-C-K ... O-B-A-M-A...
Our first Mickey Mouse president (oh, okay, Minnie didn't have guns like Michelle. And don't mention Jimmy Carter in this context, he was much more like Goofy.)

Posted by: mallfly at December 23, 2010 10:59 PM (W6bJb)

215 Obama can only look good vis a vis the Democrats, not the GOP. If that's his plan, fine.

But come January, he will be in full partisan attack mode.

Posted by: sexypig at December 23, 2010 11:32 PM (UmEOs)

216 A great slobbering love affair, with himself.

I didn't think he had that sort of talent, but who knows? if Ron Jeremy can give himself a hummer, why can't The Won.

Wait...that's not the slobbering you meant? whoops.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie © at December 23, 2010 11:33 PM (BDH94)

217 Obama can't play worth a shit

Posted by: sid vicious at December 24, 2010 01:39 AM (+AQ/o)

218 9 Any sign of a foot fetish?
Posted by: eman at December 23, 2010 06:26 PM (XXyJt)

Sort of. Only my feet turn me on.

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Posted by: gotoorder at December 24, 2010 02:37 AM (Nf3Fi)

220 13
His awesomeness is the best awesomeness in the history of awesomeness. At
the mall today, I passed the calendar kiosk and saw an Obama calendar
with his big ole jug earred face on the front with the title proudly
displayed : "From Slavery to the White House." Yes, slavery indeed.
Was that from his mother's whitey side, or from his father's Kenyan
side? I want to get it straight.

I believe the correct way to phrase that is

"From the White House,

Slavery..."

Posted by: backhoe at December 24, 2010 05:10 AM (0bk6W)

221 I'll go with "Biggest asshole ever to occupy the Oval Office"--oops, I forgot Jimmuh Carter. So I can only go with "Second biggest asshole ever to occupy the Oval Office.'' Sorry Barack Baby, you just can't cut the mustard yet--but you've got two more years to go for the "brown" ring.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 24, 2010 07:45 AM (3ESDJ)

222 robtr

shit follows him everywhere....he couldn't swim at the beach last summer because the water was filled with sewage...i can't remember where...he had so many vacations.........

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 24, 2010 08:22 AM (eOXTH)

223 Obama's Awethome...WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Corky the Retard at December 24, 2010 09:35 AM (6DDE+)

224 Hahahahahaha, The house that Obama is renting in Oahu has 4 large raw
sewage leaks on the grounds because of the heavy rains recently in the
area.

That happened to him in Maine, too. Shit just follows him.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 24, 2010 10:14 AM (mHQ7T)

225
I was visiting the Herbert Hoover museum in West Branch, Iowa. Interesting place; but one vignette caught my attention. Hoover worked around the world, and he encouraged his wife Lou to collect something in each of the countries in which they lived. As she put it, the only things common to all countries are servants and weapons, so she collected guns from around the world. The gun on display in the museum is a woman's automatic, perfect for carrying in a muff or purse. Also on display was a photo of Lou Hoover with a pistol on her hip and carrying a rifle, when the Hoovers were among the Westerners besieged during the Boxer Rebellion.

That, my friends, was a First Lady!

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