Barack Obama Resigns And Leaves Bill Clinton In Charge

Obama had Clinton over for a chat, then brought him to the briefing room. Then it got weird. Obama just...left and let Clinton have the mic for like, I don't know, 20 30 minutes or so.

Via The Anchoress, here's the video of Obama walking away. There are no words.


That was the most surreal thing. Obama said he was keeping the First Lady waiting and had to go. That left Clinton to vouch for the tax deal and relive his glory days.

Obama has just announced what we've all known...he's simply not up to the job.

It was equal parts funny, pathetic and quite frankly, a little scary.

Jake Tapper snapped a photo of the President and the ex-President. See if you can tell which is which.

Last thought: Obama (when he isn't running off to parties) says we should let the tax rates on the 'rich' go back to the Clinton rate. Well, the mid and low end rates were also Clinton era rates. Isn't Clinton saying, "hell no, don't go back to the rates during my presidency. Stick with the George W. Bush rates, they are better?"

Posted by: DrewM. at 05:03 PM



Comments

1 FIRST?

Posted by: Trump at December 10, 2010 05:04 PM (M7Awp)

2 People over at FR are getting a real kick out of this.

Is it hugh series? Anyone have a link?

Posted by: Oh, Hi Mark at December 10, 2010 05:05 PM (XI+CH)

3 YES! YAY ME!!

Seriously though, what Obama did was beyond pathetic. Imagine if Bush left a presser like that

Posted by: Trump at December 10, 2010 05:05 PM (M7Awp)

4 In those 20 minutes, I could swear I heard "boy".

Posted by: Maureen Dowd at December 10, 2010 05:05 PM (BvBKY)

5 Sigh. Well, all I can say is if Bill Clinton likes this tax deal...

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:05 PM (AZGON)

6 1
FIRST?

Posted by: Trump at December 10, 2010 05:04 PM (M7Awp)

Yep!Congrats!

Posted by: Oh, Hi Mark at December 10, 2010 05:05 PM (XI+CH)

7 uh what?
At least the libs still have Uncle Bill and Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (QxSug)

8 Maybe Obama went to get Bill some coffee.

Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (VuLos)

9 Fairytale.

Posted by: gesc at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (8eYWe)

10 Obama will just get more batshit as the winter solstice nears.

Posted by: Unruly at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (LL4jH)

11 If you all like Bill Clinton so much, why don't you marry him?

Posted by: Obama at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (G60Nl)

12 Thank God we can move on from the Perv That Screwed His Daughter to the Perv That Screwed His Intern!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (tJjm/)

13 So, who's in charge now? He can't lead because of that damn Constitution thingie....so is he a 'paid consultant' to the precedent?

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (UK9cE)

14 You know, when you look inside Barry's mouth, that's not a uvula you see, it's Bill Clinton's index finger. The puppet master's hand has a long reach.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (AZGON)

15 You left out the best part - where Barry said, "I've got a Christmas party to go to, so I'll let Bill keep talking."

No kidding - he said he had a party to get to, and left the ex-Prez in charge.

I cannot fucking wait for Krauthammer's take.

This is going to be huge.

Posted by: schizuki at December 10, 2010 05:07 PM (M+lbD)

16 Video link in the sidebar.

Posted by: Andy at December 10, 2010 05:08 PM (5Rurq)

17 I just saw BJ. It was surreal. Maybe he can sub for The One from time to time. Piano Legs cannot be pleased with either one of them.

Posted by: quantumman at December 10, 2010 05:08 PM (ZCQ7/)

18 Seriously though, what Obama did was beyond pathetic. Imagine if Bush left a presser like that
Bush didn't need to bring adults into the White House. If he wasn't up to the task, his VP was.
"Jump the shark" is often misinterpreted. It wasn't the time when Happy Days was over, creatively. It was when it was plain for all to see that it was over.
Obama is, at this moment, taking off the skis and hanging up his leather jacket to dry.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2010 05:08 PM (BvBKY)

19 13
You know, when you look inside Barry's mouth, that's not a uvula you
see, it's Bill Clinton's index finger schwang. The puppet master's hand has a
long reach.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (AZGON)

FTFY

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:08 PM (tJjm/)

20 all you can do is laugh at this point

and drink

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 10, 2010 05:08 PM (SB0V2)

21
Thank God we can move on from the Perv That Screwed His Daughter to the Perv That Screwed His Intern!


HE DID NOT!!!! He didn't get that far because he required her to BLOW HIM FIRST.....

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:08 PM (UK9cE)

22 I say a bumper sticker this morning that said "I Miss Bill."
Kinda says it all.

Posted by: mpfs at December 10, 2010 05:08 PM (iYbLN)

23 Obama, playing president.

Posted by: tarpon at December 10, 2010 05:09 PM (g0QB8)

24 I haven't read all the comments but, has anyone noted that Barry is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure yet? And also possibly a Pedo.

Posted by: that guy that doesn't read all the comments at December 10, 2010 05:09 PM (S5YRY)

25 Did we miss the announcement where Obama named Billy Jeff as his Presidential Czar?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 10, 2010 05:09 PM (/U/Mr)

26 Jake Tapper snapped a photo of the President and the ex-President. See if you can tell which is which.
It looks like Billy Jeff is trying to speak while being pestered for a contribution to the Clean Articulate African American Fund.

Posted by: Cicero at December 10, 2010 05:09 PM (QKKT0)

27 Did you hear where Toonces said he was keeping Michelle waiting, and Bill said "I don't want to make Her mad!"

Posted by: vaeriax at December 10, 2010 05:09 PM (wMOg6)

28 17 I just saw BJ. It was surreal. Maybe he can sub for The One from time to time. Piano Legs cannot be pleased with either one of them.
Posted by: quantumman at December 10, 2010 05:08 PM (ZCQ7/)
I'd like to make a comparison to Carson's last days in which he seemed to be working less than half the time in favor of Leno.
But people actually wanted to see Carson.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2010 05:10 PM (BvBKY)

29 Did Bill Bang Barry? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: cali grump at December 10, 2010 05:10 PM (hL0k8)

30 So now we know who got the Operating Executive position that Barry apparently needs.

Posted by: toby928™ at December 10, 2010 05:11 PM (S5YRY)

31 You left out the best part - where Barry said, "I've got a Christmas party to go to, so I'll let Bill keep talking."

No kidding - he said he had a party to get to, and left the ex-Prez in charge.

Wait, are you for real?



Holy fucking fakeout. Everything we thought about this shitstain before he was elected was 100% true.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:11 PM (AZGON)

32 8
Maybe Obama went to get Bill some coffee.


Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (VuLos)



Dang! I gotta be faster.

Posted by: baldilocks at December 10, 2010 05:11 PM (t2hll)

33 Barry Got Slapped!

Posted by: Michelle at December 10, 2010 05:11 PM (BvBKY)

34 Obama's probably miffed because he's gonna have to postpone his Christmas vacay in Hawaii because his nobgobblers in Congress pulled their mouths away and are cussing him out for the tax bill. He's at the fuck y'all stage now.

Posted by: Theresa D at December 10, 2010 05:12 PM (2hQbY)

35 But what we really want to know if Obama did get him coffee.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 10, 2010 05:12 PM (GkMfH)

36 Everything we thought about this shitstain before he was elected was 100% true.
Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:11 PM (AZGON)
Actually, 150% true.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2010 05:12 PM (BvBKY)

37 What a loser. Haahahaha. Talk about a boob.

Posted by: Flapjackmaka at December 10, 2010 05:12 PM (c5RQr)

38 I was getting all kinds of tail and playing scratch golf in the 90's. i'd go back to those days in a New York minute.

Posted by: mongo78 at December 10, 2010 05:12 PM (2b46R)

39 OMG.
I just saw it.
There are no words.
I can't keep my wife waiting?
***Facepalm***

Posted by: Oh, Hi Mark at December 10, 2010 05:12 PM (XI+CH)

40 Ohmigod! THE CHARISMA!!!!

Posted by: MFM getting le petit mort at seeing Billy-Bob-Bubba again at December 10, 2010 05:12 PM (KClEE)

41 TRIANGULATION!

But first you will blow me.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 10, 2010 05:13 PM (GGEUV)

42 Obama is out? Obama is out???

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2010 05:13 PM (BvBKY)

43 Meanwhile, Tropical Cancun's temperature hit a hundred year low of 54 degrees as the latest Global Warming Summit got underway...

Was Algore in town or somethin'?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:13 PM (tJjm/)

44 Seriously? I mean, seriously?!

Drew is quite right, that's just weird.

Posted by: Dianna at December 10, 2010 05:13 PM (qrFCz)

45 Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: Klinton Noonian Singh at December 10, 2010 05:14 PM (BvBKY)

46 For the first time in my adult life, I'm ashamed of my country.........

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:14 PM (UK9cE)

47 Blistering Jeebus on a Barcalounger. The next two years in the White House are going to be a real life version of "Where's Waldo?"

There's a President in there somewhere, but it's anyone's guess.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:14 PM (AZGON)

48 Under the other pictures--Boob soda.

I say a bumper sticker this morning that said "I Miss Bill."

Are you sure it didn't read 'I missed Bill'?

Posted by: CUS at December 10, 2010 05:14 PM (wOGfT)

49 Actually, 150% true.

I was told there would be no math in this job.

Posted by: barack hussein obama at December 10, 2010 05:14 PM (S5YRY)

50 OT: TurboTax Timmy's in the hospital with kidney stones, per Drudge and the link beyond. Perchance the need for him to retire and spend more time with his bladder?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 10, 2010 05:15 PM (/U/Mr)

51 I blame the liberal Jews for electing Obama

Posted by: archie bunker at December 10, 2010 05:15 PM (0YS61)

52 Holy shit.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 10, 2010 05:15 PM (4ucxv)

53 Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 10, 2010 05:15 PM (BvBKY)

54 Ace,

Did you scroll back on Tapper TwitPic gallery?

Angela Merkel going for Tapper's junk.

Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 10, 2010 05:15 PM (GkMfH)

55 STFU, dunce.

Posted by: barack hussein obama at December 10, 2010 05:15 PM (S5YRY)

56 I like the way the Press didn't miss a beat and started asking Clinton questions, calling him "Mister President."

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:16 PM (tJjm/)

57 42
Obama is out? Obama is out???

That's some funny stuff right there.

Posted by: Sockpuppet Czar at December 10, 2010 05:16 PM (PcVf4)

58 Man. Thats incredible. In fact, I have never, ever seen anything like it. Zero just punted the ball to Clinton and split. Unfukkinbelievable. I never saw such a feckless fucktard. He is done for. Kaput. Finito.

Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2010 05:16 PM (OlN4e)

59 So, when are people going to realize that, much like the Bush family, we're DONE with the Clinton's!?!?

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:16 PM (UK9cE)

60 Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up a little blow, even though I can afford it.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 10, 2010 05:16 PM (BvBKY)

61 27
Did you hear where Toonces said he was keeping Michelle waiting, and Bill said "I don't want to make Her mad!

And the funny thing is that you know Moochelle tore him a new one for this bozo move. "Seriously, you effete Uncle Tom, what the hell were you thinking letting that cracker play at Massa again"

Posted by: pep at December 10, 2010 05:17 PM (8lSIO)

62 I hope we have one of those emergency auto-Presidents, like the emergency auto-pilot in the movie "Airplane." Bill Clinton could have Monica Lewinsky inflate it.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:17 PM (AZGON)

63 But what we really want to know if Obama did get him coffee.

Or a cigar.

Off to wash my brain out with soap.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 10, 2010 05:17 PM (4ucxv)

64 Obambi left to get Clinton some coffee.

Posted by: negentropy at December 10, 2010 05:17 PM (bvcdg)

65 Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up golf.
Well, maybe tomorrow.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 10, 2010 05:18 PM (BvBKY)

66 I guess he's pining for the surf at Waikiki ...

Posted by: ya2daup at December 10, 2010 05:18 PM (0AClR)

67 Posted by: Cicero at December 10, 2010 05:09 PM (QKKT0)
RAAAAACIST!

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 10, 2010 05:18 PM (8y9MW)

68 62 I hope we have one of those emergency auto-Presidents, like the emergency auto-pilot in the movie "Airplane." Bill Clinton could have Monica Lewinsky inflate it.
Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:17 PM (AZGON)
I just wanted to tell you, "Good luck, and we're all counting on you."

Posted by: Dr. Rumack (may he rest in peace) at December 10, 2010 05:19 PM (BvBKY)

69 Present!

Well, not really.

Posted by: Present Obama at December 10, 2010 05:19 PM (swuwV)

70 Holy Ghost in a shot glass. I'm amazed Clinton didn't pull an "Al Haig" and say "I'm in charge here."

Barry certainly isn't.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:19 PM (AZGON)

71 I really hope he gets blasted for this like he should.....from ALL sides. This is a real embarrassment.

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:19 PM (UK9cE)

72 Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner takes the afternoon off

Posted by: Bitchen Meg at December 10, 2010 05:19 PM (tE8FB)

73 I was wrong, and I admit it. Hilary can have an orgasm.

Posted by: comatus at December 10, 2010 05:20 PM (hrwMe)

74 I guess he's pining for the surf at Waikiki ...

Or the fjords. "This POTUS is no more!"

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 10, 2010 05:20 PM (4ucxv)

75 Posted by: archie bunker at December 10, 2010 05:15 PM

This guy's got nothing.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 10, 2010 05:20 PM (KClEE)

76 Love love love it.

Drudge: Bubba to the rescue

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:20 PM (AZGON)

77 What's going to be the under/over on whether Katie, Brian, Charles (?) and whoever the hell it is an CNN will be talking about Barry sliding out of the briefing come 6 pm EST?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at December 10, 2010 05:21 PM (/U/Mr)

78 Mooshelle was waiting with the rolling pin!

Posted by: ChiTown-Jerry at December 10, 2010 05:21 PM (f9c2L)

79 I used to think he did shit like this because he wasn't planning on running in 2012. Now, I think he's been clued in by Soros that there won't be an election in 2012. Io get the feeling that shortly after becoming Prez the shadow party sat him down and told him how it was and how little power Obama had. Imagine being a incredible narcissist, gaining the Presidency and the power behind the throne tells you Revolution is coming and you have no real power.

Posted by: Chicago Jedi at December 10, 2010 05:21 PM (WZFkG)

80 >> "Jump the shark" is often misinterpreted. It wasn't the time when Happy Days was over, creatively. It was when it was plain for all to see that it was over.
Point taken.
>> Obama is, at this moment, taking off the skis and hanging up his leather jacket to dry. getting crapped out of a shark's touchhole.
FIFY, respectfully.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2010 05:21 PM (sWynj)

81 I guess he's pining for the surf at Waikiki ...

Posted by: ya2daup

Was that from the Empty Pressroom's Dead President Sketch?

Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 10, 2010 05:21 PM (GkMfH)

82 72 Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner takes the afternoon off

I'm available for a press conference!

Posted by: Robert Rubin at December 10, 2010 05:21 PM (BvBKY)

83 Barry is such a pathetic idiot and a laughingstock.
Newsbusters reports that Chrissy said that Clinton/Obama is an "alliance made by God and the Democratic party". hahaha

Posted by: Annabelle at December 10, 2010 05:22 PM (Zeljq)

84 And yet soooo maaaany people thought this idiot was the Man. Or A man.

Posted by: USS Diversity at December 10, 2010 05:22 PM (RWtqz)

85 And now for my next impression... Norma Desmond!

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at December 10, 2010 05:22 PM (AZGON)

86 Damn!!
It just keeps getting better.

Posted by: JustMe at December 10, 2010 05:22 PM (CyPWX)

87 I've never seen the realtime outsourcing of a Presidency. You have to admit, this really is change.

Obama is immeasurably unqualified. Every day this socialist vehicle surprises me.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at December 10, 2010 05:22 PM (swuwV)

88 Oh look, two black presidents!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at December 10, 2010 05:22 PM (3jZ02)

89 Posted by: Robert Rubin at December 10, 2010 05:21 PM (BvBKY)
I knew treasury secretaries, and you sir, are no treasury secretary.

Posted by: Lloyd Bentsen at December 10, 2010 05:23 PM (BvBKY)

90 That's funny, he can't even vote present anymore.

Posted by: joeindc44 at December 10, 2010 05:23 PM (QxSug)

91 It was equal parts funny, pathetic and quite frankly, a little scary.

Everything about his Presidency has been pathetic and scary. I'm dead certain that a crisis of major proportions would be met by this man with equal parts of fear and indecision.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at December 10, 2010 05:23 PM (vbh31)

92 You left out the best part - where Barry said, "I've got a Christmas party to go to, so I'll let Bill keep talking."No kidding - he said he had a party to get to, and left the ex-Prez in charge.I cannot fucking wait for Krauthammer's take.This is going to be huge.
Posted by: schizuki

Remember Blazing Saddles? When Hedley lamarr (Harvey Korman) is on the run and heads off set and into the commisary, and then the bathroom? While he's in the can, a fight breaks out involving cowboys, gay musical extras and Adolf Hitler, complete with a Jewish accent. he comes out the door, pulling up the old zipper and then looks up to see total chaos. Without even hearing him, you can clearly see him mouthing the words, what....the ...fuck...?

that clip would be appropriate about now.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2010 05:23 PM (R2fpr)

93 Posted by: Lloyd Bentsen at December 10, 2010 05:23 PM (BvBKY)
Just no chicks, OK fellas?

Posted by: Larry Summers at December 10, 2010 05:23 PM (BvBKY)

94 He hopeys for a diaper changey.

Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2010 05:24 PM (OlN4e)

95
Retarded barry has cracked. I hope the rest of the descent is spectacular.

Rub this in the faces of every cockholster who voted for this piece of shit.

Posted by: FRONT TOWARD LEFT at December 10, 2010 05:24 PM (xJVlJ)

96 #88: Oh look, two black presidents!
I don't like to call "thread winner" 'til there's at least 100, but that's the cat's meow right there.
(By the way, one of them is familiar with some black neighborhoods, y'know.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2010 05:24 PM (sWynj)

97 Remember Blazing Saddles?
I'm thinking the bean scene is more appropriate.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2010 05:25 PM (BvBKY)

98 Really, he had to go tinkle ... and he saw that 'Chelle had donned the strap-on ... good times awaited!

Posted by: ya2daup at December 10, 2010 05:25 PM (0AClR)

99 Surreal.

Posted by: mpfs at December 10, 2010 05:25 PM (iYbLN)

100 So is this Obama's <i>My Pet Goat</i> moment?

Or more like his Screw the Pooch day?

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:25 PM (tJjm/)

101 The great thing is that this won't even have to be made into a campaign add; it just is one.

I can see the Republican Candidate (whoever it may be) just running a 30 second spot of BOHICA making his excuse and just leaving... no commentary, no subtitles, no follow-up, just the scene itself.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at December 10, 2010 05:25 PM (8y9MW)

102 Look, many people make way, way WAY too much of the normal demeanor of Presidents in front of the press.

That doesn't mean there aren't limits to Presidential demeanor. This guy Barry has the Right Stuff indeed. He's pushing the envelope, to borrow the old test pilot phrase.

Or perhaps the better metaphor is "lowering the bar."

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:25 PM (AZGON)

103 Barack Obama Resigns And Leaves Bill Clinton In Charge
Hah!

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 10, 2010 05:25 PM (/P00u)

104 Wow.

Posted by: Y-not at December 10, 2010 05:26 PM (IDL9N)

105 He obviously ran for President because The Fat Lady wanted him to strictly for the taxpayer funded shit and fame. Neither one of these two cretins give a flying fuck about this country or it's current status.

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:26 PM (UK9cE)

106 Boy, has Bill aged in the last 18 years. It ain't easy being a player.
Nothing I can add about the worthless sack o' crap that ran away.

Posted by: jjshaka at December 10, 2010 05:26 PM (IJmKk)

107 I think he has finally topped Carter.

Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2010 05:26 PM (OlN4e)

108 How is this utter non-entity the President of the United States?
We're all characters in a bad dystopian novel, right?

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 10, 2010 05:27 PM (MiG8u)

109 Oh look, two black presidents!
Posted by: Ms Choksondik at December 10, 2010 05:22 PM (3jZ02)
I believe the correct count is 1.5.

Posted by: Cicero at December 10, 2010 05:27 PM (QKKT0)

110 ... and then Jimmey Carter showed up with Christmas sweaters!

Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 10, 2010 05:27 PM (GkMfH)

111 That's weird.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 10, 2010 05:27 PM (/P00u)

112 OK, I think we have to spell out what's so pathetic here: Obama tried to gently nudge Clinton off the stage. So, instead of being more forceful, President passive-aggressive just leaves.
He actually looks at his watch and leaves.
Looks at his watch.
He became a community organizer so he would have people to use as human shields.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2010 05:27 PM (BvBKY)

113 What do you want to bet, now that BJ got to give his speech from the White House and relive old times, we never hear of Hilliary's campaign debt ever again.

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:27 PM (UK9cE)

114 At this rate, even the least impressive possible future Republican President can't stoop this low.



Of course, given the GOP, I may be speaking too soon.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:28 PM (AZGON)

115 Total.F'ing.Meltdown.
The Left Has Lost It.
(Like they ever had any)

Posted by: JustMe at December 10, 2010 05:28 PM (CyPWX)

116 Maybe Obama can get someone else to write book for him.

Oh, he did.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 10, 2010 05:28 PM (/P00u)

117 Oh look, two black presidents!

And one of them is a woman!

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:28 PM (AZGON)

118 FIRST?
Now if you'd posted that as "Bill Clinton" it would have been funny.

Posted by: Mama AJ at December 10, 2010 05:28 PM (XdlcF)

119 How is this utter non-entity the President of the United States? We're all characters in a bad dystopian novel, right?
Wait,I thought he was Kenyan.

Posted by: Leftard Intellectual at December 10, 2010 05:28 PM (QKKT0)

120 I'm back, baby!

Let there be interns and Woolite for all my men!

Posted by: Caligulube at December 10, 2010 05:28 PM (Y4/VY)

121 108 How is this utter non-entity the President of the United States? We're all characters in a bad dystopian novel, right?
Posted by: Lincolntf at December 10, 2010 05:27 PM (MiG8u)
Seriously, I've got nothing. Nobody'd buy the premise.

Posted by: Tom Clancy at December 10, 2010 05:29 PM (BvBKY)

122 And yet people assume he's running again giving us another six years of this Man-Child.
No.Way.In.Hades.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 10, 2010 05:29 PM (pLTLS)

123 So, instead of being more forceful, President passive-aggressive just leaves.

He actually looks at his watch and leaves.

Looks at his watch.

Fucking. Scary.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:29 PM (AZGON)

124 For the first time, I am entertaining the idea that Obama may not run in 2012. The idea of a primary is silly. I always thought he was too egotistical and messianic to quit, but hey... why not. Give to Hillary, go back to Chi-town.

Posted by: swamp yankee at December 10, 2010 05:30 PM (3DIBw)

125 Barry Got Slapped!

Thread winner!

Posted by: blue star at December 10, 2010 05:30 PM (xqyiz)

126 Wait,I thought he was Kenyan.
Posted by: Leftard Intellectual at December 10, 2010 05:28 PM (QKKT0)
Maybe we should look into that birth certificate thing.

Posted by: Another Leftard Intellectual at December 10, 2010 05:30 PM (BvBKY)

127 I have dystopia in my pants!

Posted by: Michelle at December 10, 2010 05:30 PM (tJjm/)

128 I'll say this much, the only way Barry isn't the Demotard candidate for POTUS in 2012 is if he chooses not to run. It is a possibility.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:31 PM (AZGON)

129 So I guess it's the Clintons on speed dial now, right?

Posted by: 3:00 AM at December 10, 2010 05:31 PM (swuwV)

130 Unbelievable. This presidency has Rod Serling written all over it. So President Training-Wheels called in Daddy to help, then had to be excused to change his diaper. What's the problem?

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2010 05:31 PM (x9xik)

131 He's Toonces
the pretend Prez
Pretending to be in charge
He drives the country into the ground
Toonces the pretend Prez!

Posted by: vaeriax at December 10, 2010 05:31 PM (wMOg6)

132 Well, they told you if you voted for McCain you would get...
Oh, you get my point.

Posted by: The Divine Miss Palin at December 10, 2010 05:32 PM (BvBKY)

133 92Remember Blazing Saddles? Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2010 05:23 PM (R2fpr)

What matches up better, I think, is the next scene, where Korman hails a cab and told the driver, "Drive me off this set."

Posted by: ya2daup at December 10, 2010 05:32 PM (0AClR)

134 This presidency has Rod Serling written all over it.

So is it "The Twilight Zone" or "Night Gallery?" I call upon Dr. Varno for clarity.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:32 PM (AZGON)

135 Chicken Crap!

Posted by: JustMe at December 10, 2010 05:32 PM (CyPWX)

136 123
So, instead of being more forceful, President passive-aggressive just leaves.





He actually looks at his watch and leaves.





Looks at his watch.





Fucking. Scary.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:29 PM (AZGON)

Can't say Clinton looked sorry to see him go, though.

Posted by: Michelle at December 10, 2010 05:32 PM (tJjm/)

137 Off, dystopian sock!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:33 PM (tJjm/)

138 Who knew that the current administration (or menstruation, whichever fits) was a product of Sid and Marty Krofft with the Clinton's writing the scripts.

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:33 PM (UK9cE)

139 128 I'll say this much, the only way Barry isn't the Demotard candidate for POTUS in 2012 is if he chooses not to run. It is a possibility.

I think he'll bail very late in the campaign. Too late for a proper primary.

He's been propped up for so long his muscles have atrophied. If he thinks he'll lose, he'll just bail.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2010 05:33 PM (BvBKY)

140 Clinton back at the White House?

The Flux Capacitor works!

Posted by: Emmett Brown at December 10, 2010 05:34 PM (HicGG)

141 "Hey Barry, while you're getting a cup of coffee, get me a sammich, damnit..."

Man, never thought I'd have nostalgia for the Clinton days, but I certainly do... Clinton was a liar and skirt chaser, but he knew politics... unlike this doofus.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at December 10, 2010 05:34 PM (V7FRF)

142 I think he'll bail very late in the campaign. Too late for a proper primary.

You know, that's just the sort of self-involved, inconsiderate thing he would do.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:34 PM (AZGON)

143 I think what we witnessed was a temper tantrum. Clinton hogged the spot light as he alway does and Zero got pissed and left. Very, very unprofessional and unpresidential. Like a 13 year old kid.

Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2010 05:34 PM (OlN4e)

144 Stuff like this makes a small part of me wonder if we are having an election in 2012 or if we are Venezuela in-the-making for Chairman Maobama. Seriously, why would a president act this way? Skipping out to go to a Christmas party? Why risk looking like a jackass to the electorate?
If you didn't fear facing the electorate, on the other hand...

Posted by: Eeeeeeeyore at December 10, 2010 05:35 PM (Z10U7)

145 That was a bit strange, yet a wise attempt at playing to the middle and recapturing the swing vote for 2012.

Obama is just solidifying his second term. It's all about the independent voter. The folks on the right and the left already know who they'll vote for. It's the swing vote that matters.

Posted by: Muckdog at December 10, 2010 05:35 PM (SVuhH)

146 Remember Blazing Saddles? Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2010 05:23 PM (R2fpr)What matches up better, I think, is the next scene, where Korman hails a cab and told the driver, "Drive me off this set."
Posted by: ya2daup

Yes, I'd agree.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 10, 2010 05:35 PM (R2fpr)

147
Time waits for no Klingon.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2010 05:35 PM (QMtmy)

148 So why was it we hated George Bush so much, anyway?

Posted by: The American People at December 10, 2010 05:35 PM (BvBKY)

149 re: pet peeves: when people want you to be something you are not.

Posted by: http://twitter.com/barack obama at December 10, 2010 05:36 PM (Du9+F)

150 No fair. I miss all the action. That's what I get for having a job instead of some of that sweet, sweet 3 yrs of unemployment .
Fuck

Posted by: dr kill at December 10, 2010 05:36 PM (le5qc)

151 Like a 13 year old kid.
Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2010 05:34 PM (OlN4e)
Those, good sir, are fighting words.

Posted by: 13 year old kids all over America at December 10, 2010 05:36 PM (BvBKY)

152 Man, never thought I'd have nostalgia for the Clinton days, but I
certainly do... Clinton was a liar and skirt chaser, but he knew
politics... unlike this doofus.

That's the difference from being a thug representative of Arkansas and a corrupt goon from Chicago.

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:36 PM (UK9cE)

153 Barack Obama in

"The Amateur President."

Posted by: nickless© at December 10, 2010 05:36 PM (MMC8r)

154 Holy Shite!! This says it all.

Posted by: NICKIE GOOMBA at December 10, 2010 05:36 PM (H4Kxb)

155 147



Time waits for no Klingon.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2010 05:35 PM (QMtmy)

Obama did look like his butt was itchy.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:37 PM (tJjm/)

156
At least 0bama can say that he was "present".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2010 05:37 PM (QMtmy)

157 You know who this helps?

Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at December 10, 2010 05:37 PM (QKKT0)

158 Not to bomb-throw...but does this cancel out some of the "Palin quit" stuff?

At this rate, the Pubs could run a small brown patch of liquid and win in 2012.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at December 10, 2010 05:37 PM (YmPwQ)

159 Gravitas!

Posted by: ABCBSMSNBCNNYT at December 10, 2010 05:37 PM (swuwV)

160
Looks like Obama is getting a little bit nervous about '12.

Posted by: Soothsayer for RNC Chair at December 10, 2010 05:37 PM (L0wbB)

161 Who's in charge of scheduling?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2010 05:37 PM (b6qrg)

162 He's not mentally equipped to take on another six years. Hell, I don't even give him two to finish his term.
MSNBC was ready to put his face on Mt. Rushmore just six months ago. Based on this presser we need to put his face on the side of a milk carton apparently.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 10, 2010 05:38 PM (pLTLS)

163 I think what we witnessed was a temper tantrum.

Absolutely. Watch the video. At about the :24 mark, Obama pats Clinton on the back and shakes his hand. He flashes the most fake, fleeting smile I've ever seen. The second he releases Clinton's hand, the smile instantly disappears. He looked genuinely pissed.

Posted by: angler at December 10, 2010 05:38 PM (SwjAj)

164 I know it is hackneyed, but can anyone remotely imagine what the MSM would be saying, no screaming, if a Republican President had done this?Taken with the clowncardemolition derbythat has broken out in their Congressional caucus, in any fair world the Democrat brand would be burnt to the waterline.
If the Donks didn't have a stack of media-issued skate-on-anything cards in their pockets at all times, they would have been wiped out long ago.

Posted by: sherlock at December 10, 2010 05:38 PM (2DD2m)

165 I have an itchy asshole.

Posted by: Dane Cook at December 10, 2010 05:38 PM (UK9cE)

166 Ok, I just watched the video. I am not even believing what I just witnessed. Obama: "So I'm gonna take off...." Holy crikies. This is our president????

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2010 05:38 PM (x9xik)

167 The party has kobe beef and lobster. You expect Queen Moochelle and Bammy to miss one of their many expensive and taxpayer funded (Chinese funded) weekly parties on account of something like governing? Geessh.

Posted by: Turd Ferguson at December 10, 2010 05:38 PM (6yyVB)

168 Not to bomb-throw...but does this cancel out some of the "Palin quit" stuff?

No kidding. If 52% voted for this human toothache, why get one's knickers in a twist about Palin? And I'm not even a particular partisan for her.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:39 PM (AZGON)

169 Imagine if W passed it off to his daddy for a bit.

Posted by: nickless© at December 10, 2010 05:39 PM (MMC8r)

170 Such preternatural coolness!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:39 PM (tJjm/)

171 Barack Obama starring in...
Gone In 60 Seconds

Posted by: Cicero at December 10, 2010 05:40 PM (QKKT0)

172 MSNBC was ready to put his face on Mt. Rushmore just six months ago. Based on this presser we need to put his face on the side of a milk carton apparently.

ROTFLMAO

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:40 PM (AZGON)

173 I know it is hackneyed, but can anyone remotely imagine what the MSM would be saying, no screaming, if a Republican President had done this?
No former Republican president would have played the Clinton role.

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2010 05:40 PM (BvBKY)

174 This is our president????
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2010 05:38 PM (x9xik)
Not really.

Posted by: George Soros at December 10, 2010 05:41 PM (BvBKY)

175 The Vapid One® has degraded the office of president down to somewhere around the same respect level asa Columbiaprofessor.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2010 05:41 PM (b6qrg)

176 Barack Obama starring in...
The Runaway President

Posted by: Cicero at December 10, 2010 05:41 PM (QKKT0)

177 Thank you very much folks. Ah'd like to take this opportunity to announce that salad bar push y'all we're hearing about is done. Over with. Ban cheeseburgers? Ah don't think so.
Thank y'all, and good night my fellow Americuns.

Posted by: The oce and future President Clinton at December 10, 2010 05:41 PM (R2fpr)

178 Obama: "So I'm gonna take off...." Holy crikies. This is our president????

The next thing everyone heard was Bambi's screeching tires as he sped out of the White House and headed for Dodge...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:41 PM (tJjm/)

179 This is like one of thosemovies where a guy and his wife show up to a porn setso that the wife can get properly fucked.
The guy just sits there and watches while an anonymous fucking machine has his way with his wife.
Then the dude thanks the porn star for doing the job he can't, gets up and walks out with his wife.
...not that I've ever seen anything like that, mind you...
just that this is exactly what Bill Clinton just did to Barack Obama's Presidency.

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2010 05:42 PM (Du9+F)

180 I've been studying ( watching and reading a lotta Stuff ) American politics since before most of you tykes was born, and I've never seen anything like this

Never--this is beyond comprehension: No POTUS, to my knowledge, has ever done anything like this. You don't turn over de facto control to a horn-dog ex

you just don't..........

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 10, 2010 05:42 PM (UqKQV)

181 B. Hussein Obama IS Cary Grant in

Mr. Barack Bails On His Dream House

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:42 PM (AZGON)

182 GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!!

Posted by: mikeyslaw at December 10, 2010 05:42 PM (QMGr1)

183 Oh, I was quoting Lady in Black...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:42 PM (tJjm/)

184 And, these are the people, who say I'm not fit to be in a leadership position.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at December 10, 2010 05:42 PM (+6fgE)

185 Barack Obama starring in...
The President's Ass Is Missing

Posted by: Cicero at December 10, 2010 05:42 PM (QKKT0)

186 It almost makes you wonder if - between the Republicans and the Progressive/Socialist/Communist Democrats who are left after the drubbing and pissed-off as hell with this guy- there wouldn't be enough votes to actually startimpeachmentproceedings onthis guy for dereliction of duty.....
There might even be enough votes in the Senate to finish the job -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at December 10, 2010 05:42 PM (oBaVP)

187 If you didn't fear facing the electorate, on the other hand...

Posted by: Eeeeeeeyore

/ DailyKos/ PrisonPlanet / FireDogLake circa 2006

Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 10, 2010 05:43 PM (GkMfH)

188 So we have our answer for what will happen when the phone rings at 3 am. Barracky will roll over, cuddle with Michelle, and let Billy-Boy answer the phone.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at December 10, 2010 05:43 PM (c0A3e)

189 Next thing you know, the bank is going to foreclose on the White House...

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:43 PM (tJjm/)

190 Well heckfire, we now know for sure who wears the pantsuits in the Obama family. She likes to keep her metrosexual "boy" toy on a short leash so she can kick him around when she wants to. Once he gets out of the White House he's going to ditch the Wookie like white on rice--and go back to his sweetie pie stashed down in the Caribbean for the duration. Course the way the Bambi acts we don't know whether it's a girl or a boy.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 10, 2010 05:43 PM (3ESDJ)

191 Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2010 05:42 PM (Du9+F)
You realize that Bill Clinton loves that analogy, don't you?

Posted by: AmishDude at December 10, 2010 05:43 PM (BvBKY)

192
hahaha, you guys are still playing with James?

James pops up once in a while and each time he does I tell him to go shit in his hat.

Posted by: Soothsayer for RNC Chair at December 10, 2010 05:43 PM (L0wbB)

193 And people call me a quitter.

Posted by: Sarah Palin at December 10, 2010 05:43 PM (c0A3e)

194 Can you imagine President Palin saying "Hey I gotta get back to Todd.. President Bush, you got this right? OK cool, see you all later."

LOL

OK honestly, can you imagine ANYONE doing this as President? lol Obama is a joke.

Posted by: Dan at December 10, 2010 05:44 PM (1jzSs)

195 The guy just sits there and watches while an anonymous fucking machine has his way with his wife.
Then the dude thanks the porn star for doing the job he can't, gets up and walks out with his wife.


I've seen those videos on youporn........

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:44 PM (UK9cE)

196 Are we sure that this was not a SNL skit?? I have never seen anything like that.

Posted by: hippieforlife at December 10, 2010 05:44 PM (NmR1a)

197 Barry Soetero is Claude Rains in...

The Invisible Man

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:44 PM (AZGON)

198 Millions of people out of work, losing their homes, highest rate of food stamp recipients in this country and he is late for a fucking Christmas party??!!

I'm am truly stunned by his behavior. What will he do for an encore?

Posted by: mpfs at December 10, 2010 05:45 PM (iYbLN)

199 So we have our answer for what will happen when the phone rings at 3 am. Barracky will roll over, cuddle with Michelle, and let Billy-Boy answer the phone.
Nope.
Call forwarding.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 10, 2010 05:45 PM (b6qrg)

200 Wait....Obama is out?.....Obama is out?

Posted by: ABCPDQ News at December 10, 2010 05:45 PM (R2fpr)

201 Clinton looked/sounded, if not drunk-drunk, then punch-drunk.

Posted by: Y-not at December 10, 2010 05:45 PM (IDL9N)

202 This turd is still a 'senior lecturer', and he only got that part-time gig because of Color and Patronage ( from several guilt-ridden non-colored wealthy libs )

He was turning a class over to another lecturer; no biggie

Of all the stupid and clueless and just stunningly incomprehensible things I've seen Hussein do, this is the.....................strangest; worst; craziest;

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 10, 2010 05:45 PM (UqKQV)

203 I wonder how Jeremiah Wright feels about seeing his protege Barry turn over the POTUS podium to a pasty white man with a Southern accent.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:45 PM (AZGON)

204 198 Millions of people out of work, losing their homes, highest rate of food stamp recipients in this country and he is late for a fucking Christmas party??!!I'm am truly stunned by his behavior. What will he do for an encore?
Posted by: mpfs at December 10, 2010 05:45 PM (iYbLN)
But, but, but...he's fighting for us!

Posted by: Typical leftard stooge at December 10, 2010 05:46 PM (BvBKY)

205 Barack Obama starring in...
The Great Escape

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2010 05:46 PM (QMtmy)

206 I've seen those videos ........
Posted by: Sponge

That last thread was worse than we thought. It's spreading here.

Posted by: ABCPDQ News at December 10, 2010 05:46 PM (R2fpr)

207 Barry Soetero is Claude Rains in...



The Invisible Man

DAMN. I was about to use that one, sorta. Well, the movie title, anyway.

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:46 PM (UK9cE)

208 He was Riding Dirty!

Posted by: Jeremiah Wright at December 10, 2010 05:46 PM (Du9+F)

209 Bill Clinton is Tom Berenger in...

Someone To Watch Over You

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:47 PM (AZGON)

210 Millions of people out of work, losing their homes, highest rate of
food stamp recipients in this country and he is late for a fucking
Christmas party??!!

You know what happens to the souffle if you try to hold it half an hour for some inconsiderate jerk who thinks their work is more important than your soiree...

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 10, 2010 05:48 PM (4ucxv)

211 Heh. Bill Clinton just put the meat to Zero on Nat. TV and didn't even bother to kiss him. That is rich beyond imagination.

Posted by: maddogg at December 10, 2010 05:48 PM (OlN4e)

212
I'm am truly stunned by his behavior. What will he do for an encore?


Physically go door to door to every house in America and fuck everyone in the ass instead of just metaphorically doing it like he has been thus far.

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:48 PM (UK9cE)

213 200 Wait....Obama is out?.....Obama is out?
Posted by: ABCPDQ News at December 10, 2010 05:45 PM (R2fpr)
Sorry, buddy. I was here first.

Posted by: AmishDude snark © at December 10, 2010 05:48 PM (BvBKY)

214 / DailyKos/ PrisonPlanet / FireDogLake circa 2006
Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 10, 2010 05:43 PM (GkMfH)
Oh, I don't put anything past this guy. His agenda isto destroythis country. He doesn't like it as founded. He's drank the Commie Kool-Aid his entire life.
He is who we thought he was.

Posted by: Eeeeeeeyore at December 10, 2010 05:48 PM (Z10U7)

215 What was that woman's name who was tired of defending him but has now lost her job?

Wonder how she feels after watching this scene. Yup, really looking out for the "little" people.

Posted by: mpfs at December 10, 2010 05:48 PM (iYbLN)

216 What a prima donna

Posted by: Axel Rose at December 10, 2010 05:48 PM (Du9+F)

217 Barry Soretoro in

"THE MAN WHO NEVER WAS"

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 10, 2010 05:48 PM (UqKQV)

218 I'll go out on a limb and say I won't be surprised if, before November 2012, Barry gives a presser while lounging in a hot tub.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:48 PM (AZGON)

219 Bill Clinton is: The Hand That Rocks the Cradle

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 05:49 PM (j85Wc)

220 It keeps nagging at me that this is the dude with the nuclear launch codes.


Oh, don't worry about that. There won't BE any nukes when he's done.

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:49 PM (UK9cE)

221 Meanwhile, all my lefty friends on FB are having orgasms over FiliBernie.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at December 10, 2010 05:49 PM (z4es9)

222 quitter

Posted by: SeanPencildick at December 10, 2010 05:49 PM (o3bYL)

223
speaking of Christmas parties...

This is what I heard today on CNN Radio:

"At a time when banks are making record profits and bosses are getting big bonuses, bank employees are forced to shell out their own money for company Christmas parties.

"Maureen Moonbat [I don't remember her name], an employee of JP Morgan, had to chip in $30 for her company Christmas party."

Posted by: Soothsayer for RNC Chair at December 10, 2010 05:50 PM (L0wbB)

224 That's it. Obama has just jumped the shark. This was the moment. Simply amazing.

Posted by: havedash at December 10, 2010 05:50 PM (pQJ1M)

225 Remember when the left kept accusing Darth Cheney of being the real evil power behind Bush's throne.... That somehow Bush was brilliant enough to concoct the diabolical scheme of 9/11.....but too stupid as well so Cheny had to be running things?
The left is so telling in their projections......look at Toonces. Many of you morons predicted that he would start to fall apart and I think that we are seeing that now. The howling from the left especially in the last week he cannot take.
The fake Greek columns are all gone.

Posted by: Cheri at December 10, 2010 05:50 PM (oiNtH)

226 Barack Obama in: Dinner for Schmucks

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at December 10, 2010 05:50 PM (ckP8y)

227 Barack Hussein in

The Disappeared

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 10, 2010 05:51 PM (UqKQV)

228
I thought the headline was a funny joke. Then I watched the vid.

OMG. Obama abdicated!

And the press was SO INTO IT. Mr. President (Clinton) this, Mr. President that.

Posted by: Comrade Arthur at December 10, 2010 05:51 PM (4EMSK)

229 He is who we thought he was.


You're supposed to change your name to Denny Green when you say that. It's much more effective.

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:51 PM (UK9cE)

230
Missing in Action III: The Clintoning

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2010 05:52 PM (QMtmy)

231 Unprecedented!

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 10, 2010 05:52 PM (XGTxz)

232 Obama is mentally unfit.

Isn't there some way congress have him removed?
*I'm being serious, this shit gets scarier every day*

Posted by: d at December 10, 2010 05:52 PM (ChvB0)

233 And this is the guy who was so clever, so powerful, so adamantine rock-hard politically that we couldn't get more out of him than a two-year extension of current tax rates, a tax hike on dead people, and a mess of fresh pork?

Oh, WASF.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:52 PM (AZGON)

234 Meanwhile, all my lefty ladyfriends on FB are having orgasms over FiliBernie.fifm

Posted by: Will Folks at December 10, 2010 05:52 PM (9aRUD)

235 What an historic moment! America's first two black presidents together!
Has the press been notified and supplied with knee pads?

Posted by: Fa Cube Itches at December 10, 2010 05:52 PM (xy9wk)

236 That's just surreal, like a bizarre comedy skit. For Heaven's sake, what did he think he was doing, just walking away like that? Does he have any idea how that looks to all the dictators, terrorists, and everyone else who wants to go after us? This is leadership?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 05:53 PM (EPuYQ)

237 It keeps nagging at me that this is the dude with the nuclear launch codes.

Yeah, but what's more important? Retaliatory strike, or a pick-up basketball game?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at December 10, 2010 05:53 PM (4ucxv)

238 I wonder if Obama let Bill "rub one out" in the Oval Office sink. Ya know, for old times sake.

Posted by: Dang at December 10, 2010 05:53 PM (TXKVh)

239 Tyler Perry's: Why Did I Run for President?

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 05:54 PM (j85Wc)

240 Barack Obama and Billy Jeff Clinton in...
Dude, Where's My Chief Executive?

Posted by: Cicero at December 10, 2010 05:54 PM (QKKT0)

241 pretty soon he's gonna look just like the Richard Burton character in Night of the Iguana

Tied up in a hammock, raving and seething while two women try to calm him down ( but won't untie him ). Not a great scene but apropos

the Reverend T. Lawrence Shannon, of Blake's Tours...

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 10, 2010 05:54 PM (UqKQV)

242 Bet he said the same thing to Larry Sinclair as he exited the limo.

Posted by: gesc at December 10, 2010 05:54 PM (8eYWe)

243 I wonder if Obama let Bill "rub one out" in the Oval Office sink. Ya know, for old times sake.

I haven't seen the current intern crop. Who'd be the fluffer?

Posted by: Sponge © at December 10, 2010 05:54 PM (UK9cE)

244 Does he have any idea how that looks to all the dictators, terrorists, and everyone else who wants to go after us? This is leadership?
Hey, it just occurred to me? Why didn't Obama bow first?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 10, 2010 05:55 PM (BvBKY)

245 When Barry looked at his watch, was Mickey pointing at Eastern Standard or Eastern Daylight time?

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:55 PM (AZGON)

246 Barack Obama and Bill Clintontogether in:
Do My Presidency For Me vol.XIV

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2010 05:55 PM (9aRUD)

247
So did Obama pull a Reverse Kanye?
"Imma gonna let you finish, butI'm the bestprez ever."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2010 05:56 PM (QMtmy)

248 Bill And Barack Go To White Castle

Posted by: Coming soon! at December 10, 2010 05:56 PM (BvBKY)

249 When Barry looked at his watch, was Mickey pointing at Eastern Standard or Eastern Daylight time?

Mecca

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at December 10, 2010 05:56 PM (ckP8y)

250 I'm sure I'm not the first to notice, but when Barry is patting Bill on the back, then turns and gives Bill a huge phoney smile, Barry then turns away and the smile instantly disappears as he's walking away.
It really is bizaare.

Posted by: Scott at December 10, 2010 05:56 PM (yJBhq)

251 Barry Obama in...

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 10, 2010 05:56 PM (GkMfH)

252 This is leadership?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 05:53 PM (EPuYQ)
No. Heh..........

Posted by: Chavez, Castro, Putin, AhmedDinnerJacket at December 10, 2010 05:56 PM (UqKQV)

253 I bet Bill won't even bother to tell Barry to put some ice on it when he's done.

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 05:57 PM (j85Wc)

254 B. Hussein Obama is Jason Robards in...

A Long Day's Journey Into Flight

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:58 PM (AZGON)

255 Barack Obama in a Disney Classic:
101 Obfuscations

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2010 05:58 PM (9aRUD)

256 So did Obama pull a Reverse Kanye?

"Imma gonna let you finish, but I'm the best prez ever."

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2010 05:56 PM (QMtmy)

More like a Reverse Cowgirl.

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:58 PM (tJjm/)

257 Oh I won't say it -

Posted by: JustMe at December 10, 2010 05:58 PM (CyPWX)

258 I'm pretty sure that Clinton only did this after his demands were met.
1) Use of the Oval Office
2) A cigar
3) An intern (with out a dress)

Posted by: Sock Puppet 5000 at December 10, 2010 05:58 PM (W58PC)

259 Fuck it. Guys, let's take Poland.

Posted by: Vlad Putin, 5ft 6in of soviet crazy at December 10, 2010 05:58 PM (j85Wc)

260 Barry Obama and Bill Clinton in...

Black Like Us

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 05:59 PM (tJjm/)

261 Michelle Obama is Rudolf Nureyev in...

The Nutcracker

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 05:59 PM (AZGON)

262 It's only the fifth inning and we had to bring in a relief President? That doesn't bode well for winning the game.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at December 10, 2010 05:59 PM (z4es9)

263
244
I wonder if Obama let Bill "rub one out" in the Oval Office sink. Ya know, for old times sake.

I haven't seen the current intern crop. Who'd be the fluffer?

Posted by: Sponge ©


Maybe that's something Barry could handle.

Posted by: Dang at December 10, 2010 05:59 PM (TXKVh)

264
This is leadership?
It depends on the meaning of "is".

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2010 05:59 PM (QMtmy)

265 Mecca-
Streisand?

Posted by: Robert Smith at December 10, 2010 05:59 PM (9aRUD)

266 Barry Obama in...

Armageddon Outta Here

Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 10, 2010 05:59 PM (GkMfH)

267 Well, I'd love to stay and make fun of President Empty Suit, but I have a company Christmas party to attend tonight.
No joke. Open bar and a steak dinner. (looks at watch) I'll let you guys take it from here.

Posted by: Eeeeeeeyore at December 10, 2010 05:59 PM (Z10U7)

268 I had just arrived home from work and sat down in front of the t.v. when it came on. I couldn't believe it and at first thought he was trying to be funny.

Seeking credibility/validity through a former POTUS?

See?! He said it's good, so it's good! Right?!

I still can't believe I watched that happen. Of course, right after it happened I came here and someone waved a shiny-perverted object in front of me and, for a few minutes, I shoved it to the back of my mind. Now I wish it were still back there where it wouldn't be glaringly apparent that our nation is in the hands of a Junior High Class President.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 10, 2010 06:00 PM (hBsqk)

269 Maybe Obama went to get Bill some coffee.

God, that made me laugh.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 10, 2010 06:01 PM (hBsqk)

270 No President without 100% MSM support could survive this demonstration of personal and political failure.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 10, 2010 06:01 PM (MiG8u)

271 can we get back to that part about the guy taking his wife to a porn movie set????

Obama's old news, yeah?

Posted by: cluless Brit git at December 10, 2010 06:01 PM (UqKQV)

272 Two Trains

Posted by: Little Feat! at December 10, 2010 06:01 PM (9aRUD)

273 Barry, now starring in:

True Shit

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 10, 2010 06:01 PM (x9xik)

274 Thing is, we'll probably get a better run country if he keeps Clinton around.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 10, 2010 06:01 PM (/P00u)

275 Pat Cadell has worked for Democratic presidential candidates George
McGovern in 1972, Jimmy Carter in 1976 and 1980, Gary Hart in 1984, Joe
Biden in 1988, and Jerry Brown in 1992.

Last night on FOX:

"This is the least prepared president in modern times."

Posted by: franksalterego at December 10, 2010 06:02 PM (+6fgE)

276 Obama and Clinton are:

Snakes at a Podium

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 06:03 PM (j85Wc)

277 Boy, as if the evil doers in the world needed any more reason to treat this guy (and by extension us) like Blanche Dubois. We are in for some very interesting times.

Posted by: roborob2000 at December 10, 2010 06:03 PM (sYEpI)

278 This is all carefully planned. Look the power left, people like George Soros, want a revolution. To do that you need the government to crack down. For the government to crack down the mob at the bottom has to cause anarchy. To do that you need to get them angry. The right is already angry but never violent. The rioters and Oswalds have always come from the left. Noticed lately that the leftist rank and file are pissed off? Obama is a sacrificial lamb. So are other world leaders. Prince Charles is a committed leftist who attacked by leftists. Get the left to cause anarchy and you can clamp down. To do that you need villains. Obama is their puppet and will play that role. He has no choice. He got in too deep because of his ego and now Soros is calling due. Leaving the stage only amplifies the uninterested/incapable President theme. More fuel on the fire. Viewed in this light the walk-off makes perfect sense.

Posted by: Chicago Jedi at December 10, 2010 06:03 PM (WZFkG)

279 I just linked this to my Facebook page. I'm curious to see if the libtardians that I know take the bait, or just pull the "it's--Friday-get-a-life" response.. on Monday.

Posted by: Luca Brasi at December 10, 2010 06:03 PM (YmPwQ)

280 Wendell Goler, with his fat tongue still far up Obama's ass, is giving his hero a pass on this, and is ignoring it on Fox

that tubby Negro is increasingly annoying and dishonest

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 10, 2010 06:03 PM (UqKQV)

281 Something like avaccumn tube.
Very common in Outer Space!

Posted by: Shite at December 10, 2010 06:03 PM (CyPWX)

282 That change in his facial expression looked like a Bill Murray take. Like something you'd work on for 5 minutes in improv class.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy at December 10, 2010 06:04 PM (ckP8y)

283 Does this mean Al Gore is stalking around outside looking for something to do?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2010 06:04 PM (QMtmy)

284 Billy and Barry in ...

The Manchurian Candidates

Posted by: goldbricker esq at December 10, 2010 06:04 PM (GkMfH)

285 Hoping Mark Levin is on my local station (sometimes they play HS football or College coaches shows on Fridays) tonight, and has seen this video. He'll be brutal.

Posted by: Lincolntf at December 10, 2010 06:04 PM (MiG8u)

286 Goler is STILL downplaying this

Incredible........ even on Fox. Cleveland Goler laughed it off and Wallace's kid went along

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 10, 2010 06:05 PM (UqKQV)

287 B. Hussein Obama is Margaret Dumont in the Marxist classic...

Coconuts

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 06:05 PM (AZGON)

288 I can't imagine that Axelrod thought this was an okay thing to do.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 10, 2010 06:05 PM (hBsqk)

289 This is officially the first time I've been embarrassed for my country. Well the first time today the embarrassment actually started right after this nancy pants started apologizing.

You know Hillary is probably loving this more than old Bill is.

I think a big WE ALL TOLD YOU SO!!! is in order.

Posted by: Sock Puppet 5000 at December 10, 2010 06:06 PM (W58PC)

290 When Al Gore sees this he will blow his brains out.

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 10, 2010 06:07 PM (o3bYL)

291 MSNBC was ready to put his face on Mt. Rushmore
just six months ago. Based on this presser we need to put his face on
the side of a milk carton apparently.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at December 10, 2010 05:38 PM (pLTLS)

LOL

Posted by: Barbarian at December 10, 2010 06:07 PM (EL+OC)

292 Where's Slu?

We are in need of a Co-Presidents seal, stat!

Posted by: jmflynny at December 10, 2010 06:07 PM (hBsqk)

293 OH shit, yeah, they will down play it. If Bush had...nah, can't even go there.

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 10, 2010 06:09 PM (o3bYL)

294 So, who's in charge now?

Proxies and deputies. I don't know whether that's good or bad.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at December 10, 2010 06:09 PM (XgQaM)

295

Barack Obama starring in...

The Running Man

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2010 06:09 PM (6kyQC)

296 From Pajamas Media:
After Clinton ended the press conference, MSNBC’s Dylan Ratigan came on and asked about the “optics” of all this.
Here’s what I saw. I saw a current President who has never looked less interested in doing his job. I also saw a former President who never lost interest in doing that job. Obama’s demeanor and body language suggested that he’d rather be anywhere but where he was, and then he followed through and actually bolted for the door. Clinton’s demeanor was that of a passionate wonk trying to sell a policy he actually cared about, that he thought would be good for the country. It didn’t matter that it wasn’t even his own policy that he was selling.
I saw a President who, for a few minutes a least, ceded his job to his predecessor. He’d failed to sell his own policy, so he needed and got some rescue from Clinton.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 06:10 PM (yfJ6g)

297 It's not a presser.

It's an abdication.

Posted by: Keith Arnold at December 10, 2010 06:10 PM (Jdtsu)

298 A perfect example of his entire presidency....he had to go to a party!

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at December 10, 2010 06:10 PM (o3PX9)

299 "This is the least prepared president in modern times."
Posted by: franksalterego at December 10, 2010 06:02 PM (+6fgE)

And that's AFTER two years in office!

Posted by: CoolCzech at December 10, 2010 06:10 PM (tJjm/)

300 Gotta split! Two-fer Big Mac deal 'till noon and she's HONGRY!

Posted by: Baracky at December 10, 2010 06:10 PM (4feGV)

301 279 -
Look at what He's done in London..

Posted by: Shite at December 10, 2010 06:11 PM (CyPWX)

302 Watch the video with the sound off. That fake smile he gives when he leaves; Obama bares his teeth. A very aggressive signal. Also, the back packing is an alpha male move which Clinton ignores and doesn't even face him - very aggressive on Clinton's part.

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 10, 2010 06:11 PM (g3OU+)

303 Over on MSNBC, Tingles is begging for a double, ya know I'm sayin'?

Posted by: Boris Yeltsin at December 10, 2010 06:11 PM (4sQwu)

304 Barack Obama is:
Running Scared

Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2010 06:12 PM (9aRUD)

305 I think Barry's doing just fine.

Posted by: Edward VIII at December 10, 2010 06:13 PM (QKKT0)

306 Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at December 10, 2010 06:11 PM (g3OU+)

You are right on. You don't have to be a "body language" expert to read this guy. He wears everything on his sleeve. From his fake flash-smile to the scratching of his cheek with his middle finger, this guy is full of "tells."

Posted by: angler at December 10, 2010 06:14 PM (SwjAj)

307 Presidentin is hard.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 10, 2010 06:14 PM (mka2b)

308 From his fake flash-smile to the scratching of his cheek with his middle finger, this guy is full of "tells."



Care for a night of poker, tovarisch?

Posted by: Vlad Pooty-Poot at December 10, 2010 06:16 PM (6kyQC)

309 Come on. He hadn't had a vacation in hours.

Posted by: nickless© at December 10, 2010 06:16 PM (MMC8r)

310 Somebody hold me. I'm truly frightened by this.

Posted by: texette at December 10, 2010 06:16 PM (o38K+)

311 This is how committed Barry is to his new "deal." He bailed on it for the presser and left it to Slickster to sell it to the MFM.

Posted by: George Orwell at December 10, 2010 06:17 PM (AZGON)

312 279 Posted by: Chicago Jedi at December 10, 2010 06:03 PM (WZFkG)
That's brilliant analysis. Well, borderline-brilliant. Co-Blogger-worthy.

Posted by: Truman North at December 10, 2010 06:17 PM (HLGCA)

313 I could not watch the video at first because I knew it would make me feel ill. I finally watched it and it is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen from a sitting president. He almost looked relieved to have Bill take the podium. Sad really for our country. I would take Bill over Obama any day. Bill just jumped right back in like he was still president.

It is going to be a long two years.

Posted by: gesc at December 10, 2010 06:18 PM (8eYWe)

314 So, he just threw his hands up in the air and exclaimed a big ol' Fuck It! for the entire world to see.

Where are those Indian journalists? If they were laughing before they must be crying about this.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 10, 2010 06:18 PM (hBsqk)

315 Somebody hold me. I'm truly frightened by this.

Posted by: Truman North's penis at December 10, 2010 06:18 PM (HLGCA)

316 I'm sure it was just a teleprompter error.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at December 10, 2010 06:19 PM (YYaIP)

317 are you freaking kidding me guy?
not even a joke...more like a badly executedamateur prank.

Posted by: evil libertarian at December 10, 2010 06:19 PM (G8/+Y)

318 Somebody hold me.

I might advise you to be careful with words like that around these parts.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 10, 2010 06:19 PM (hBsqk)

319 I would love Slick Willy to take over for Obama. Sure he was a sleazebag but the man was a pretty good economic president (thanks to help from a GOP congress)

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at December 10, 2010 06:19 PM (FfZWe)

320 I just saw something on Fox about Gibbs trying to call last question several times.

Posted by: rdbrewer at December 10, 2010 06:19 PM (/P00u)

321 "What, I'm not your favorite anymore? OK, here, go back to sucking this guy's dick again!"

Posted by: "President" Barack Obama at December 10, 2010 06:20 PM (9Pzy7)

322 Somebody hold me.

If you insist.

Posted by: Ewoks, hiding under your bed at December 10, 2010 06:20 PM (AZGON)

323 Somebody hold me. I'm truly frightened by this.

Posted by: Truman North's penis at December 10, 2010 06:18 PM (HLGCA)

There, there, little fellow.

Posted by: Andi Sullivan's asshole at December 10, 2010 06:20 PM (MMC8r)

324 I like the way the Press didn't miss a beat and started asking Clinton questions, calling him "Mister President."

The president is disgraced. Long live the disgraced president.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at December 10, 2010 06:22 PM (XgQaM)

325 Somebody hold me. I'm truly frightened by this.

Posted by: Truman North's penis at December 10, 2010 06:18 PM (HLGCA)
I need your '20'---but I WILL FIND YOU !!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Barney Frank, obscure movie reference guy at December 10, 2010 06:22 PM (UqKQV)

326 Crack.

It's not just a drug.

Wow.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2010 06:22 PM (U6LOz)

327 The Dems always made fun of Bush 43's "My Pet Goat moment", but this is far, far worse than their allegations. He's the president of the United States! Why did he hold a presser if he couldn't stay? You just don't do something like this. If he can'thandle this job, then he just needs to walk away from it all.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 06:22 PM (yfJ6g)

328 328 Should have said "resign" instead of using an idiom. Sorry about that.
I'm feeling rather worried, though. Anybody else?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 06:24 PM (yfJ6g)

329 Why did he hold a presser if he couldn't stay?

No joke. this is what it boils down to. Was it jealousy of Clinton? That was my initial thought. He got butt-hurt that someone in the room was more popular than him.

Posted by: Truman North at December 10, 2010 06:25 PM (HLGCA)

330 Pussy whipped and pussy Whopper.

Posted by: confused racist at December 10, 2010 06:25 PM (wAQA5)

331 BO double feature in

"Bang the Drum Slowly" and "The Clinton Always Ring Twice"

Posted by: Museisluse© at December 10, 2010 06:25 PM (DTfXb)

332 If he can'thandle this job, then he just needs to walk away from it all.

I've said it here a dozen times before: He is just about the only person on earth who doesn't think that the job of President of the United States is the highest professional achievement one can attain. To him, it is merely a stepping stone to some sort of one-world-order bullshit.

I promise you, if someone offered him a better job, one that would allow him (in his eyes only) to save face, he would quit in a NY minute and comfort himself that he is doing it for the betterment of the entire world.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 10, 2010 06:26 PM (hBsqk)

333 Cocaine's a powerful drug.

Posted by: Rick Obama, bitch! at December 10, 2010 06:26 PM (j85Wc)

334 I'm feeling rather worried, though. Anybody else?

Vindicated. The worry has been the leitmotif since January 20 of last year.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2010 06:26 PM (U6LOz)

335
Fuck it, it's beer-thirty. I'm outta here.

Posted by: Barky McJugEars at December 10, 2010 06:27 PM (6kyQC)

336 Obama has just announced what we've all known...he's simply not up to the job.
You lie! You lie!

Posted by: kathleen porker at December 10, 2010 06:27 PM (ocvEI)

337 You are right on. You don't have to be a "body language" expert to read
this guy. He wears everything on his sleeve. From his fake
flash-smile to the scratching of his cheek with his middle finger, this
guy is full of "tells."Posted by: angler at December 10, 2010 06:14 PM (SwjAj)


Time for a little High Stakes Poker, Live from the Oval Office...

Posted by: Smokey Behr at December 10, 2010 06:28 PM (QyeW7)

338 "Not Present!"

Posted by: "President" Barack Obama at December 10, 2010 06:28 PM (9Pzy7)

339 I'm feeling rather worried, though. Anybody else?

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 06:24 PM (yfJ6g)
I understand, but I feel vindicated and a real sense of anticipation. This POS needs to fall, and take his ideas down with him. Every indication that he's coming apart at the seams..................delights me.
as for the Nuclear Thing, the POTUS cannot launch missiles all on his own, and defensive measures can be taken without his direct immediate approval

Posted by: Barney Frank, obscure movie reference guy at December 10, 2010 06:28 PM (UqKQV)

340 I would have split my sides if Clinton said as Obama bolted, "Make that a double espresso with two sugars. Thanks."


Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 06:28 PM (j85Wc)

341 Somewhere Joe Biden is rehearsing in a mirror.

Posted by: nickless© at December 10, 2010 06:29 PM (MMC8r)

342 Billy and Barry in ...How To Train Your President

Posted by: Dr. Varno at December 10, 2010 06:29 PM (QMtmy)

343 Was it jealousy of Clinton?

No. I don't think so. He declared that he was handing it over to BC right from the get-go. He had no intention of staying.

Can you imagine the conversation that occurred between the two before they stepped out in front of the cameras? I bet Bill Clinton was livid. Not that he minds being in a position of power or that he minds the POTUS Seal behind him, but that Obama could be so fucking inept.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 10, 2010 06:29 PM (hBsqk)

344 sock off, and Circa posted 'vindicated' while I wuz writing it

Posted by: SantaRosaStan at December 10, 2010 06:30 PM (UqKQV)

345 Barak and Moochelle in:

Much Ado About Nothing

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 06:30 PM (j85Wc)

346 335 Vindicated. The worry has been the leitmotif since January 20 of last year.
Well, that's true too, but it's certainly not the sweet kind of vindication. I can't remember a moment in American history quite like this. Not to mention that some world leaders currently have it much worse, and I don't see them ceding their authority.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 06:30 PM (yfJ6g)

347 Let's count how Barry has blown off the press:

I've answered what-like eight questions?
Can't I just finish my waffles?
I have a plane to catch.
I have a Christmas party to go to.

I'm sure there's more. The guy just HATES talking without his TeleBinkie.

Posted by: cus at December 10, 2010 06:31 PM (uPWEc)

348 The press immediately addressed Clinton as, "Mr. President."

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2010 06:31 PM (9Pzy7)

349 I'll need a young President and an old President...

Posted by: Exorcist at December 10, 2010 06:34 PM (j85Wc)

350 All About Barry

With your big old hands. Just grabbed my little puppies and went to town.

Posted by: Little Willy Sugar Booger at December 10, 2010 06:35 PM (4feGV)

351 Name me another President that would have used that justification for cutting short a discussion of the issue of the day--a discussion that he had arranged, by the way.

Seriously, could you see even Jimmah saying, "Hey, I'd like to talk about the hostage thing with you guys and Harry Truman, but Roslyn is waiting."

Drew was right, words fail me.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2010 06:35 PM (U6LOz)

352 That was, "Fuck you all, I'm late for a party."

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 10, 2010 06:35 PM (o3bYL)

353 Who's the guy who 'left' the conference? The important dude was still there, ya' know.

Posted by: President Bill Clinton at December 10, 2010 06:36 PM (uCjoj)

354 Somebody hold me.

I might advise you to be careful with words like that around these parts.
----------------------

Hah-ahah. You said "parts."

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at December 10, 2010 06:36 PM (XgQaM)

355 Clinton looked/sounded, if not drunk-drunk, then punch-drunk.

That's CHARRRISMAAAAA!!!!!

Posted by: Your giddy MFM at December 10, 2010 06:38 PM (nZ14U)

356 185 - Barack Obama starring in...
The President's Ass Dick Is Missing
FIFY

Posted by: sherlock at December 10, 2010 06:38 PM (2DD2m)

357 The Game.

Posted by: nickless© at December 10, 2010 06:39 PM (MMC8r)

358 That is one stupid, partying fuck we have as president. You go Barry!

Posted by: RickS at December 10, 2010 06:39 PM (Kogrf)

359 @313-279
Truman-Chiacago Jedi,
No it's Not! That's Alex Jones hyper-government conspiracy crap. That type of analysis comes from the same line of thinking that 911 was an inside job. The only crediable analysis in that comment is that there is a conspiracy of commited Commie's and Elitists attempting to create chaos for a power grab, but not every Tom, Dick and Harry within our government is in on it, and certainly not the Clinton's.
Obama may be in on it, but I think Clinton wants America to hold together and remain a Super Power, and he's still pissed that Hillary got shit on during the primary, and Bill is attempting to let the moderates of the Democratic Party know that it is O.K. to turn on Obama....sending the signal that the Democratic Party has been hijacked by the radicalleft.

Posted by: Jimi at December 10, 2010 06:39 PM (fqxV7)

360 good call on the "My Pet Goat" comparison.

Re vindication, one doesn't really want to be vindicated in their charge that the leader of our country is an empty suit. But with this stunt, at least we won't have to work so hard to convince others -- action and opposition will follow.

Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at December 10, 2010 06:40 PM (XgQaM)

361 I bet Bill Clinton was livid. Not that he minds
being in a position of power or that he minds the POTUS Seal behind him,
but that Obama could be so fucking inept.

Posted by: jmflynny at December 10, 2010 06:29 PM (hBsqk)
LOL no, Some of you lose your fucking minds when discussing Clenis. The only thing that white-trash fuck cares about is getting gravy on his pole. Anything else isn't even secondary and barely rises to the status of tertiary.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 10, 2010 06:41 PM (ccPlf)

362 I was wrong, and I admit it. Hilary can have an orgasm.
I think I just squirted. Again.

Posted by: rachel maddow at December 10, 2010 06:41 PM (ocvEI)

363 Obama has just announced what we've all known...he's simply not up to the job.you lie! you lie! you lie!

Posted by: david brooks at December 10, 2010 06:42 PM (ocvEI)

364 I'd like to thank Brooks, Frum, Parker, Buckley and the rest of the sellouts. Heckuva job!

Posted by: SurferDoc at December 10, 2010 06:44 PM (o3bYL)

365 Not to mention he said he was leaving because the First Lady was waiting and could potentially get angry at him. If she was dying, that would be one thing-- buthe called the presser and it was his responsibility to stay, angry spouse or not.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 06:44 PM (yfJ6g)

366 It's not a presser.

It's an abdication.


Posted by: Keith
Arnold
---
Yes. When the going gets tough, you know.

What will we be treated to in 2011?

Posted by: Retread at December 10, 2010 06:46 PM (93Eik)

367 Posted by: Chicago Jedi at December 10, 2010 06:03 PM (WZFkG)


Give it a rest.

Posted by: Waterhouse at December 10, 2010 06:46 PM (nZ14U)

368 OT: From Instapundit...that section of "high speed rail" in Cali? Not going to be hooked to power...no maintenace facilities....just track and stations.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Hey new Republican House dudes--TARGET ACQUIRED.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2010 06:46 PM (U6LOz)

369 Look out Barry, you should know that Bill's jizz will never come out of those nice pants creases of yours. Remember the blue dress?

You just got humped on TV by the Alpha Dog. And you didn't even get a pack of Kools in trade.

Save the country some embarrassment and resign before the Republican House has to kick you out.


Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 06:47 PM (j85Wc)

370 Obama said he was keeping the First Lady waiting and had to go.

Yeah, the wife was already going to berate him something fierce, and didn't want to make it worse.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 10, 2010 06:47 PM (nD3Pg)

371 Anything else isn't even secondary and barely rises to the status of tertiary.
I'd appreciate it if you didn't use the word 'tertiary' around me.

Posted by: BJ Clinton (and I think you know what the 'BJ' stands for) at December 10, 2010 06:49 PM (ocvEI)

372 Seriously, Jack Kennedy had his own child die while in office and handled himself with dignity.

This pussy-whipped buffoon runs out to party because his wife may bitch?

Bizarro World.

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 06:50 PM (j85Wc)

373 Not going to be hooked to power...no maintenace facilities....just track and stations.Are you fucking kidding me?

Even if they did hook it up and ran trains, they'd only be full of illegal farmworkers.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 10, 2010 06:50 PM (nD3Pg)

374 Is it racist to say Barry is 'whipped?'

Posted by: nickless© at December 10, 2010 06:50 PM (MMC8r)

375 Can't wait until the new train from Blythe to Yuma goes in.

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 06:52 PM (j85Wc)

376 Much as I dislike Obama and his ideas, I am utterly sick to death of Bill Clinton. But I suppose "smug, thin-skinned, narcissist" is the new face of the Democrat party.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2010 06:53 PM (bvfVF)

377 I doubt Obama wanted to bring in and consult with Clinton in the first place, making himself look inadequate to the task and getting help from his main rival(s) within the Democrat Party.

Either Obama is desperate or The Back Room Gang is making its moves.

Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2010 06:53 PM (9Pzy7)

378 Even the people on tha Yahoo! news page are giving Obama a hard time, and that's saying something. One of them quoted Moran's comment RE the tax cuts:
“This is a lack of leadership on the part of Obama,” fumed Moran (D-Va.) “I don’t know where the f*** Obama is on this or anything else. They’re AWOL.”

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 06:53 PM (yfJ6g)

379 Better hurry it up Bill, I'm in dutch with the wife.

Posted by: Barry H.I. McDunnough at December 10, 2010 06:54 PM (QKKT0)

380 I haven't seen the whole video, just this small part and it does seem to look like Jugears is pissed. The fake smile etc. But OMG... this is incredible. Has this ever happened before?

Posted by: jewells45 at December 10, 2010 06:55 PM (Z71Vg)

381 Barry Obama starring in...
O Brother, Where Art Thou

Posted by: Cicero at December 10, 2010 06:55 PM (QKKT0)

382 Truman's penis notwithstanding, Barack's disengagement is dangerous.

Posted by: texette at December 10, 2010 06:59 PM (o38K+)

383 Brak's disengagement couldn't be any worse than his engagement.

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 07:00 PM (j85Wc)

384 Truman's penis notwithstanding, Barack's disengagement is dangerous.

Posted by: texette at December 10, 2010 06:59 PM (o38K+)

FIFY.

Posted by: nickless© at December 10, 2010 07:02 PM (MMC8r)

385 Now comes the running away part.

I am, frankly, stunned. What the hell is going on? I don't even have words.

Posted by: Gem at December 10, 2010 07:02 PM (zw+pb)

386 Sifty, we are in a helluva spot.

Posted by: texette at December 10, 2010 07:04 PM (o38K+)

387 From Iowahawk: http://tinyurl.com/5pey77

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 07:05 PM (yfJ6g)

388 Indeed we are, and I fear Brak may adopt a "You'll never take me alive!" mentality as his mind goes.

I predict self-hugging jacket by May.

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 07:05 PM (j85Wc)

389 Leader of the Free World.

Posted by: Chips O'Toole at December 10, 2010 07:05 PM (h86wX)

390 Can we have a vote of no confidence yet?

Posted by: Naan at December 10, 2010 07:08 PM (GARYj)

391 Ambalamps: Obama need one.

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 07:09 PM (j85Wc)

392 Via The Anchoress, here's the video of Obama walking away. There are no words.

I have words: I really wish he'd walk away from America, like that.

Come on, Barky! You can do it. Go away.

Posted by: iknowtheleft®© at December 10, 2010 07:09 PM (G/MYk)

393 Iowahawk sums it up brilliantly as usual.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2010 07:10 PM (U6LOz)

394 I've seen this one several times:
"Obama just threw himself under his own bus."

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at December 10, 2010 07:11 PM (yfJ6g)

395 Jake Tapper snapped a photo of the President and the ex-President.

Clinton should be an ex-President. Sadly, he's a former President.

Posted by: iknowtheleft®© at December 10, 2010 07:11 PM (G/MYk)

396 Abdicate!
Abdicate!
Show the world you're really great!
Abdicate!
Abdicate!
Tell the folks to kiss your taint!
Abdicate!
Abducate!


Yeaaaaaaahhhh Weasel!

Posted by: blythe jr. high cheerleaders at December 10, 2010 07:12 PM (j85Wc)

397
Posted by: blythe jr. high cheerleaders at December 10, 2010 07:12 PM (j85Wc)

ROFLAMO!





... still laughing ...

Posted by: iknowtheleft®© at December 10, 2010 07:13 PM (G/MYk)

398 At least it wasn't Carter.

Of course, we might not have noticed the change.

Posted by: nickless© at December 10, 2010 07:17 PM (MMC8r)

399 If Barry does quit, he'll get a jump on his new venture:

The Soros Family Organic Hydroponic Chronic Arugula Farm and Barber Shop

Now selling cigarettes.

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 07:17 PM (j85Wc)

400
Not going to be hooked to power...no maintenace facilities....just track and stations.Are you fucking kidding me?Even if they did hook it up and ran trains, they'd only be full of illegal farmworkers.



I grew up in that section of Cali. That part of the San Joaquin Valley is already served by Amtrak. I've ridden that section many times over the years (most recently about a year ago). The trains are usually about 1/4 full. Even during the holiday season, there's always been available seats.

But what's unstated is that the point of the HSR line is a subsidy for Frisco liberals to work in the Bay Area, but live in Fresno.....where real estate prices are about 1/3 or less than comparable housing in Frisco. Fresno has a rather significant Bay Area-commuting population.

I'm pretty sure that the reason that they're starting the new rail line in the valley is because they've spent the last several years strangling agriculture by holding back irrigation water to protect a bait fish. Real estate for the tracks is cheap when the rail line goes through a Government-caused dustbowl. And it's easier to get to the no-turning-back phase if they start in a rural area where they only have to buy/lease land from a few people.

Something else to consider. Nefarious railroad shennanigans have a long history in the SJ Valley. And per the link, sometimes with tragic, bloody results.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 10, 2010 07:18 PM (6kyQC)

401 Maybe Obama went to get Bill some coffee.
Posted by: Tami at December 10, 2010 05:06 PM (VuLos)
I know I am really late to the party...but
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Posted by: Mallamutt at December 10, 2010 07:18 PM (OWjjx)

402 So, Steve Urkel left Dennis the Menace to fight his battles?

Did Obama do thaaat?

Posted by: Breaker19 at December 10, 2010 07:22 PM (o2yvH)

403 Maybe Obama just left to get Bill a cup of coffee.

Posted by: Marie at December 10, 2010 07:23 PM (GuTKr)

404 Clinton was even wearing a more presidential tie.

Posted by: Gail at December 10, 2010 07:24 PM (f46PC)

405

My God, what have we done?

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 10, 2010 07:24 PM (mAm+G)

406 Bet Bill knows the National Motto.

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 07:25 PM (j85Wc)

407 388From Iowahawk:




Not only is Iowahawk hilarious, he's a prophet as that post was from November 2008!

Posted by: Leo Ladenson at December 10, 2010 07:26 PM (mAm+G)

408 Even afer this, David Letterman and John Stewarrt will tell you that there is nothing funny abouth this President.

Posted by: Mallamutt at December 10, 2010 07:26 PM (OWjjx)

409 The country's in the very best of hands!

Posted by: Boots at December 10, 2010 07:31 PM (neKzn)

410 Why did he hold a presser if he couldn't stay?

Except he could stay....he just didn't want to. What party is going to kick off w/o the Pres there? What, he was afraid he was gonna miss out on the cake?

Posted by: Trump at December 10, 2010 07:32 PM (hK2Ya)

411 Watch the video closely, you can see Monica behind the podium, and Bill has a big shit eating grin on his face.

Posted by: Nutty Democrat at December 10, 2010 07:33 PM (r0u40)

412 397 That was beautiful.

Would someone please gift our president with a fiddle this Christmas? Anyone? Santa?

Posted by: unknown jane at December 10, 2010 07:40 PM (5/yRG)

413 Top men are working on this.

Top. Men.

Posted by: sifty at December 10, 2010 07:40 PM (j85Wc)

414 Jesus, that IS scary. Our nation is essentially without a leader now. For the first time in history. Yeah, Carter was a weak sister but DAMN, at least he hung around. God help us!.

Posted by: TRO at December 10, 2010 07:41 PM (hLTOb)

415 Looks like the Birthers finally succeeded.

Posted by: The Q at December 10, 2010 07:42 PM (2dOeM)

416 I can't wait for the video of Barry walking away permanently

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2010 07:45 PM (eRw/U)

417 Ay-yo, Bam. You come at the king, you'd best not miss.

Posted by: Bill "Omar" Clinton at December 10, 2010 07:46 PM (xy9wk)

418 Come on. It was just a tax policy thingy. Not like it will matter to people.

Inside baseball.

Posted by: dipshit mfm journalouse at December 10, 2010 07:46 PM (j85Wc)

419 "I am just going outside and may be some time."

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 10, 2010 07:47 PM (MMC8r)

420 Sometimes it is better to let the boat drift than let Gilligan drive.

Posted by: deep thought sifty at December 10, 2010 07:47 PM (j85Wc)

421 I, for one, have never been more embarrassed for my country.

Posted by: Too Stunned at December 10, 2010 07:52 PM (5cYMA)

422 Give to Hillary, go back to Chi-town.

I have no doubt that as soon as he leaves the WH, the Obamas will sell their Chicago home and move to Hawaii.

Posted by: Alex at December 10, 2010 07:52 PM (yY28H)

423 Hey, I can talk without a tele prompter and my wife's ass is at least as big as Michelle's.

OK, it's close.

OK about 10 inches short, but she's got those hot cankels.

Posted by: Bill, I did not have sex with That woman at December 10, 2010 07:52 PM (JpFM9)

424 And per the link, sometimes with tragic, bloody results.

A friend of mine did some preliminary work for the CHSR project in the Corcoran area. According to him, a fair amount of the landowners in the area are rather cool to the project, to put it mildly.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at December 10, 2010 07:52 PM (nD3Pg)

425 I guess now that he's the prez he can vote "Absent".

Posted by: KZnextzone at December 10, 2010 07:52 PM (KV50p)

426 What party is going to kick off w/o the Pres there? What, he was afraid he was gonna miss out on the cake?
It's Michelle. She probably would start the party without him, and you'd better be early if you want any cake to be left IYKWIM.

Posted by: Alex at December 10, 2010 07:54 PM (yY28H)

427 I just watched the video again. Obviously that idiot Barry doesn't realize how bad he looks saying his wife is waiting for him and he just walks away. The guy is an immature amateur. And as much as I despise that draft dodging bastard, Clinton at least he stood up there and took questions and can you say reassumed the office for a half an hour while Barry ran and hid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 10, 2010 07:55 PM (eRw/U)

428 "I am just going outside and may be some time."

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at December 10, 2010 07:47 PM (MMC8r)


At least I actually accomplished something constructive first.

Posted by: Zombie Lawrence Oates at December 10, 2010 07:59 PM (6kyQC)

429
#404
Maybe Obama just left to get Bill a cup of coffee.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha oh damn

Posted by: Sock Puppet 5000 at December 10, 2010 08:00 PM (W58PC)

430 Barack Hussein O'Bama in GONE WITH THE WIND...

Frankly, my dears, he don't give a damn.

Posted by: Gail at December 10, 2010 08:01 PM (f46PC)

431 If they would have held the presser on AF1 Barry would've grabbed two beers and hit the exit chute...

Posted by: KZnextzone at December 10, 2010 08:01 PM (KV50p)

432 GeorgeBilly in,.. Let's throw Bamma from the train.

Posted by: brian dennehy at December 10, 2010 08:01 PM (7Imr9)

433 You know what's bad?
In the video even Clinton looks a bit dumbfounded -- when Billy Jeff appears to be shocked by your brazen lack of professionalism that's bad.

Posted by: unknown jane at December 10, 2010 08:10 PM (5/yRG)

434 420"I am just going outside and may be some time."

It's cold outside, but not THAT cold...

Posted by: Gail at December 10, 2010 08:26 PM (f46PC)

435 Hey, this is a big fuckin deal!

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 10, 2010 08:39 PM (4XUD3)

436 Can't I just enjoy my perks?

Posted by: Obumbles at December 10, 2010 08:55 PM (0KOzy)

437 It's not a big deal, just a Stunt-Potus. All the Presidents use Stunt-Potuses...
Potuses ? Potusi ?

Posted by: qzy at December 10, 2010 09:02 PM (DUxjy)

438 He actually wanted to have a smoke and then go face the wrath of Michelle.
What a pussy.

Posted by: Who Knows at December 10, 2010 09:03 PM (QLiYt)

439 His new name for me is still POTUS. Now it means Pussy of the United States.

Posted by: Who Knows at December 10, 2010 09:05 PM (QLiYt)

440 This is not amusing in the least whether we like it or not the man is the president of the United States which makes him the single most powerful human being on earth and we now have proof he just is not up to the job. I really hope his advisers can keep him in check for the next two years as he has to face a hostile crowd for the first time in his insular life.

Posted by: Oldcrow at December 10, 2010 09:45 PM (7/kgE)

441 I can't wait to see the SNL skit on this.

Posted by: Picturerock at December 10, 2010 10:14 PM (QsPP0)

442
Oh look, two black presidents!

Posted by: Ms Choksondik at December 10, 2010 05:22 PM (3jZ02)
Winner winner! Chicken dinner!

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 10, 2010 10:20 PM (mHQ7T)

443 Listen to the first question asked by the press to Clinton after Obama splits. It almost made me want to search the net for his answer. Jesus Christ, are we in trouble.

Posted by: Bust of Churchill at December 10, 2010 10:29 PM (agSql)

444 I think they were both high.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at December 10, 2010 10:33 PM (mHQ7T)

445 Biden is busy rooting on the Blue Hens of Delaware in the quarters of the FCS (formerly Div 1 AA)

He's there because he knew the Bamster would be taking care of business at the White Hou...what's that? Oh, never mind.

Posted by: GW McLintock at December 10, 2010 10:57 PM (lVIg1)

446 so did obama come back with clinton's coffee or did he stay gone?

Posted by: befuddled at December 11, 2010 12:23 AM (xJU23)

447 Bill and Barry in:

Two Presidents One Podium

Posted by: SGT Kane at December 11, 2010 01:15 AM (EXmrR)

448 Next presser:
"Yes, Mr Tapper."
"Mr. President; considering your increasing bizarre behavior and given your admitted indiscretions of youth, would you be, at this time, willing to 'pee in the cup' and release the results to the public."

Posted by: Mike O at December 11, 2010 01:18 AM (YFagB)

449 CNN in their total 100% objective reporting had this to say about the press conference

"After meeting with Clinton at the White House, Obama brought him to the
briefing room to tout the proposal to reporters, even backing off after a
brief introduction to let Clinton do the talking and take questions."

It also had this to say "The bulk of the deficit increase comes from loss of revenue -- $756 billion.....The 13-month extension of unemployment benefits adds less than $57 billion to the deficit."

Mainstream Fucking Media.

Posted by: hueydiamondpooty at December 11, 2010 01:31 AM (FfZWe)

450 It looks like Obama is asexcited with his job as Randy Moss is with his,when the play is on the other side of the field.

Posted by: sodak at December 11, 2010 01:43 AM (EaKpn)

451 I want my Paul Wellstoneesque eulogy...NOW!

Posted by: lizzy edwards at December 11, 2010 07:04 AM (8HnZO)

452 450
so did obama come back with clinton's coffee or did he stay gone?


Posted by: befuddled at December 11, 2010 12:23 AM (xJU23)
RACIST!!!

Posted by: NAACP at December 11, 2010 07:16 AM (5qJM5)

453 Is it terribly wrong that I still find Bill Clinton to be more presidential than Obama ever could be?

Even at this late date?

Oh, BTW Chrissie Matthews and David Brooks and David Frum, I'll bet you dollars to donuts that Bill Clinton is way more intelligent and erudite than Barack Obama could ever hope to be!

I do find it a bit unseemly for Bill to be pimping himself out for a shambolic Democrat party though.

He's an ex-President!

Sure there is gonna be Party stuff and that's O.K....

But you can't just go from being President of all of the people of the United States for 8 years, to a party spokes-bot!

This is what Hillary's! political designs have reduced you to Bill!

You've paid many due penances. (I imagine, or hope!)

Just, don't...

You can't help them in any meaningful sense...

All you can do, at this point, is make the Office look more silly.

Please don't.

What's to be gained?

Nothing.

Nothing you or I want, anyway...





Posted by: Crispy Deety at December 11, 2010 07:21 AM (Jb3+B)

454 I watched that clip and others!

President of the United States ran out of the fucking press room!

This truly disturbs me.

I don't like him, I think he's a fucking moron, and I could probably bring suitcases of documents to annotate my top of head sketches to refute each and every silly idea in his head!

Still, this is NOT okay...

Well, I guess it's sort of OK, if you leave an EX-Pesident in there to take Press flak....

No!

That's even more not okay!

It's fucking bizarre, is what it is!





I hope to god that there are tons of clips








Posted by: Crispy Deety at December 11, 2010 08:02 AM (Jb3+B)

455 But what we really want to know if Obama did get him coffee.

I'll bet he did and fucked up the order!

Posted by: Crispy Deety at December 11, 2010 08:07 AM (Jb3+B)

456 Leaving Bill Clinton in charge of the White House presser is just my way of introducing him as my new czar in charge of the presidency.

Posted by: Obama at December 11, 2010 08:20 AM (Ek/Oc)

457 Holy Hamster Balls Batman... My petshrimp haslarger balls then little Barry. Is it 2012 yet and cum stain is gone. Well at least a cum stain served a purpose, but this little man is a waster of carbon.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at December 11, 2010 11:34 AM (zVOB7)

458 460
But what we really want to know if Obama did get him coffee.
I'll bet he did and fucked up the order!

I'll be he peed in THAT cup. Or something.

Posted by: Gail at December 11, 2010 02:38 PM (f46PC)

459 FIRST CLASS TEMPERMANT EH? Buckley's kid should be beaten with a bag full of soupcans.

Posted by: Living in a world I don't understand at December 11, 2010 09:35 PM (UYJ+m)

460 WOW. I knew he was a crappy prez before but, this is actual FOOTAGE of it! I bet all the black people that voted for him are PISSED now! I know I would be. I'm wondering when he's just gonna give up and call it quits...any takers on if he makes it to the next election?!

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