Overnight Open Thread
Good evening all.
LEGO® STAR WARS™: BOMBAD BOUNTY Even with Jar-Jar and hand-less Lego people I'd still much rather watch 120 minutes of this than any of Lucas' three prequels.28 Days Later: Some Elections Are Still Undecided
But so far they seem to be following the usual pattern that when elections go into recounts, the Democrat always wins.
Nine years later there's still no memorial or replacement towers at ground zero. But artifacts from that day are currently being stored at Hangar 17 at JFK Airport for an eventual National September 11 Memorial and Museum.
Really? I guess actual decency isn't part of that whole 'return to decency' thing.
Then go here.
Sometimes a few pounds of fat in the right places can propel you from future Mrs. Key Grip to movie star.
Wait wasn't there a study like two years ago that said the exact opposite?! Now that my 15 month process of full-body laser epilation is nearly complete I suddenly find out that it was all for naught. I want my money and hair back!
Well one way is to look for the copious antineutrinos they produce. And the easiest way to detect these may just be to sink a supertanker full of linearalkylbenzene off the coast.
From classic cars and selling for just $1200. Of course annoying hipsters consider 1960's Dodge Dart jackets to be the most authentic.
Okay important safety tip moron/moronettes - if a model approaches you in a beauty salon and offers to 'pump up your booty' at a bargain price, just say no. Even if she wears a white jacket and seems 'pretty sure' about what she's doing. Plus choosy butt-pumpers always go with genuine GE Silicone II or Synthol.
And embedded in one of its reviews is a nice little science fiction story.
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Comments
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2010 10:01 PM (+q/R9)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2010 10:02 PM (XBx/N)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2010 10:02 PM (+q/R9)
Posted by: Theresa D at November 30, 2010 10:03 PM (gfhsl)
Posted by: Museisluse at November 30, 2010 10:05 PM (DTfXb)
Can someone tell me why some of the commenters at The H2 are suck jackwagons?
Just asking.
Posted by: mpfs at November 30, 2010 10:05 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2010 10:05 PM (QgmBR)
Afew of those ladies have other things going for them besides big tits I'd say.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 30, 2010 10:05 PM (aUE7j)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2010 10:05 PM (fG88N)
Posted by: mpfs at November 30, 2010 10:05 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:06 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2010 10:06 PM (yY28H)
Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2010 10:06 PM (s7YGr)
Who doesn't go to Goodwill for that sort of thing?
Wait what?
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 30, 2010 10:07 PM (aUE7j)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2010 10:07 PM (+q/R9)
Posted by: mpfs at November 30, 2010 10:08 PM (3TjSM)
What happened? I thought H2 is where AoS commenters go to find their raunchy side. Well, more than we can do here anyway.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:08 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Theresa D at November 30, 2010 10:08 PM (gfhsl)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:06 PM (YxBuk
How you doin?
Posted by: Delta Smelt with a hairless back at November 30, 2010 10:08 PM (aUE7j)
I hate to say this, but I really don't want to see a National 9/11 Museum. Flame away...
I would go. And I'd bring a box of tissues. For my allergies.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:08 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2010 10:09 PM (XBx/N)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2010 10:09 PM (XBx/N)
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2010 10:09 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: mpfs
Can we play with the guns till the ammo's gone then play with the boobies??
Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2010 10:10 PM (s7YGr)
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2010 10:06 PM (yY28H)
I'd rather see replica towers rebuilt 5 years ago.
Posted by: Delta Smelt with a hairless back at November 30, 2010 10:10 PM (aUE7j)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2010 10:10 PM (+q/R9)
Posted by: mpfs at November 30, 2010 10:10 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: mpfs at November 30, 2010 10:11 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: steevy at November 30, 2010 10:12 PM (+q/R9)
It's also a refuge from the CT mafia.
Posted by: Mætenloch at November 30, 2010 10:12 PM (pAlYe)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2010 10:12 PM (XBx/N)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:14 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:14 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: FUBAR at November 30, 2010 10:14 PM (McG46)
Posted by: CDR M at November 30, 2010 10:15 PM (5I8G0)
BTW I bought the PS3 for the Mr. and the Wii for myself.
Good girl! You won't regret either.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
I tried to play Iron Man 2 without reading the information. What a colossal fuck up. I kept slamming him into the wall.
Posted by: mpfs at November 30, 2010 10:15 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: Robert at November 30, 2010 10:15 PM (fG88N)
wowza nice locker of guns....
Yep. . Except that it's not good for your magazines to store them loaded like that. Messes with the feed lips if you leave 'em like that for too long.
'sup jagoffs
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2010 10:16 PM (9Lm5R)
Posted by: CDR M at November 30, 2010 10:16 PM (5I8G0)
My dad told me at the end of the call Miller talked about Bolton's "albino stache" but he had already hung up. Just trying to joke with him or something.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 30, 2010 10:16 PM (aUE7j)
colossal fuck up. I kept slamming him into the wall.
When I was in my late 20's, I'd jump in and play, no problem. At 41, I need to read the directions and my 9-year old kicks my ass on most games. Getting old sucks.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2010 10:16 PM (XBx/N)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 30, 2010 10:17 PM (RWtqz)
I hate to say this, but I really don't want to see a National 9/11 Museum. Flame away...
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2010 10:06 PM (yY28H)
Especially if it's PCified i.e. they tone down the role of Islamic terrorism.
Posted by: CDR M at November 30, 2010 10:18 PM (5I8G0)
needed?
My neighbor has an AR-15 that fires like a dream.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2010 10:18 PM (XBx/N)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 30, 2010 10:18 PM (XsNxM)
Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2010 10:10 PM (s7YGr)
I'd say that's the thread winner.
Posted by: CDR M at November 30, 2010 10:19 PM (5I8G0)
If not one of us, we're being out-moron'd and this cannot stand
I certainly can't find a better way to spend a hundred and sixty five
bucks than on a rubber scrotum. Hell, at that price they're practically
giving them away! You'd have to be NUTS not to buy one! Now I can
take a break from squeezing my own scrotum constantly and give the
little bugger a breather. Take the plunge folks, coz you're sure to
have a BALL with it!
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2010 10:19 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 30, 2010 10:20 PM (RWtqz)
Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2010 10:20 PM (QgmBR)
Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2010 10:20 PM (s7YGr)
I bet Keith has a list of women who rejected him. And that list is probably pretty damn long.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:22 PM (YxBuk)
Where else can we go for our five a day prayers with the full protection of the NYPD?
Posted by: CAIR at November 30, 2010 10:22 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2010 10:22 PM (yY28H)
My neighbor has an AR-15 that fires like a dream.
Yep. AR should be your starting point. There's a very good reason that the gunbloggers are starting to say that AR means "America's Rifle".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 30, 2010 10:22 PM (9Lm5R)
His ex-girlfriends all refer to sex with him as the "two minutes of hate".
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2010 10:23 PM (yY28H)
you can get a SKS for cheap, and there are tons of aftermarket parts and accessories
One is needed.
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2010 10:23 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: mpfs at November 30, 2010 10:24 PM (3TjSM)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2010 10:16 PM
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I've given up on playing video games all together. My 14 year old will kick my ass while trying to explain to me how to play the game. There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of the mule.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 30, 2010 10:24 PM (yQWNf)
So how is it that the most venerable democracy on earth cannot resolve open, small scale fraud in its elections?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:24 PM (bgcml)
I'm sure Queefe does ok with attracting them initially. Yeah, even KO can pull, because he's on TV and somewhat of a lefty icon.
It never lasts long because he is insufferable, and the younger girls he supposedly goes for get tired of it.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 30, 2010 10:25 PM (aUE7j)
Can we play with the guns till the ammo's gone then play with the boobies??
Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2010 10:10 PM (s7YGr)
I'd say that's the thread winner.
Posted by: CDR M
Thanks CDR M, but we do deserve both this is still the home of the somewhat free and brave.... After firing all them weapons your hands will be sensitized to fully enjoy the boobies...
Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2010 10:25 PM (s7YGr)
Posted by: Katy Perry's Knockers at November 30, 2010 10:25 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: CDR M at November 30, 2010 10:26 PM (5I8G0)
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2010 10:26 PM (yY28H)
kick my ass while trying to explain to me how to play the game. There
is nothing to be learned from the second kick of the mule.
I'd be lying if I said I didn't stay up on nights off and practice play.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2010 10:26 PM (XBx/N)
ground zero. But artifacts from that day are currently being stored at
Hangar 17 at JFK Airport for an eventual National September 11 Memorial
and Museum.
So it took private industry 4 years to build the original WTC, and the government has nothing to show 10 years later when it was tasked with the effort.
Yes, we need to socialize more things.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:27 PM (bgcml)
the funny old guy. But don't you little punks forget that I was
large-and-in-charge commanding a fucking starship and layin' the
space-pipe to Anne Francis before that ham Shatner was flop-sweating to
coin-op psychics and Sasquatches on DC-3 wings. So give it up, bitches. Show
some respect. And put a lid on that Shirley shit.
Posted by: Zombie Leslie Neilsen at November 30, 2010 10:28 PM (M+lbD)
Hi, we're Katy Perry's moneymakers, and we're free spirits on and off
the stage. But we're not free when chest zits ruin those closeups.
She has stellar cans, but I hate her anyway.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 30, 2010 10:29 PM (XBx/N)
Michael Moore need not apply.
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Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2010 10:29 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:27 PM (bgcml)
And less than a year and a half to build the Empire State Building. Sears Tower was around 4 or 5 years as well if I remember right.
Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 30, 2010 10:29 PM (aUE7j)
It stuns me that the left can rant on a personal level like this, while at the same time claiming conservatives are engaging in unprecedented politicization and demonization of "the other".
What is Chelsea Clinton doing now? I don't care.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:29 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:24 PM
It's a feature, not a bug.
Posted by: Democrats at November 30, 2010 10:31 PM (QgmBR)
I still remember when being beautiful went from being a bonus for Hollywood to being the single most important thing, well, next to nepotism...
Looking at older TV shows, like the 80s, it is amazing how many ordinary looking people there are in them compared to now...
Of course Hollywood should continue to tell us horrible Americans are as they would know...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:31 PM (bgcml)
From classic cars and selling for just $1200. Of course annoying
hipsters consider 1960's Dodge Dart jackets to be the most authentic.
--Any made out of Corrrrrrrrrrinthian leather?
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2010 10:32 PM (BP6Z1)
If she's got a marriage like her mother's, I know what she's *not* doing.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 30, 2010 10:32 PM (XsNxM)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 30, 2010 10:32 PM (0IR+C)
in a beauty salon and offers to 'pump up your booty' at a bargain price,
just say no. Even if she wears a white jacket and seems 'pretty sure'
about what she's doing. Plus choosy butt-pumpers always go with genuine
GE Silicone II or Synthol.
What if the President just handed her a labcoat?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:32 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: mrobvious at November 30, 2010 10:33 PM (C+lSo)
Posted by: mpfs at November 30, 2010 10:33 PM (3TjSM)
Hubby has three gun safes full of "preparedness".
Just in case we have to play "Cowboys and Illegal Immigrants" one day.
Posted by: antisocialist at November 30, 2010 10:33 PM (Rwudm)
snopes approved
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Try attaching them to the underside of your clobber, wearing Speedo
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Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2010 10:34 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 30, 2010 10:32 PM (0IR+C)
I don;t think geeks are going to do well against the ATFE (E for Entertainment) in the next couple of years...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:34 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: tjexcite at November 30, 2010 10:34 PM (YpJo5)
Posted by: mpfs at November 30, 2010 10:33 PM
I think they stick around until gravity takes over.
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Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2010 10:36 PM (vdfwz)
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If you have $900, AR-15.
If you have $300, SKS.
Posted by: schizuki at November 30, 2010 10:36 PM (M+lbD)
youth and innocence are considered sexy in Japan, a culture with a long
history of regarding women more as sex toys than as people. This
obsession with untouched adolescence results in the sad sight of women
in their thirties emitting girlish giggles and clutching teddy bears in
an effort to maintain their appeal to the opposite sex.
I don't think Snopes is being a good little multi-culti liberal here...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:36 PM (bgcml)
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When the TSA introduces phase 2 of the pat-down procedures in July
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A must have for TSA screeners or casual aficionados.
Pros:
- With your eyes closed, it's hard to tell the difference between this life-sized scrotum and the real deal.
Cons:
- The product is great, but somewhat expensive. I wish the
manufacturer would've included several different testicle styles in the
same package.
- Addictive for some people.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2010 10:37 PM (vdfwz)
at the same time claiming conservatives are engaging in unprecedented
politicization and demonization of "the other".
Projection. Nobody does it better than a Lefty.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:37 PM (YxBuk)
I was almost laughing too hard to drive.
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2010 10:37 PM (BP6Z1)
Not only that, but it makes them sound like a bunch of pedophiles.
Which explains Hello Kitty...
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:38 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: schizuki at November 30, 2010 10:36 PM (M+lbD)
If you have something in between these two amounts, AK-47.
Posted by: antisocialist at November 30, 2010 10:38 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: SurferDoc at November 30, 2010 10:39 PM (o3bYL)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2010 10:39 PM (PaSAU)
We're tucked into her pants-tops. And it hasn't raised her I.Q.
Posted by: joy behar's drooping jugs at November 30, 2010 10:39 PM (ocvEI)
out there encouraging abstinence. Apparently you should never tell kids
not to make the same mistakes that you did.
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2010 10:22 PM (yY28H)
That's right kids...snort coke until your eyes bulge out and one day you too could be President!
Posted by: Barack Obama at November 30, 2010 10:39 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 30, 2010 10:39 PM (RWtqz)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:24 PM (bgcml)
It doesn't want to.
Posted by: FUBAR at November 30, 2010 10:40 PM (McG46)
Posted by: Rum,
Their pretty good at ignorance of reality too...
Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2010 10:41 PM (s7YGr)
Finally, a rubber scrotum that I can use for exam training purposes. My
room mate was going "nuts" (pardon the pun) because I kept trying to
use his. I wish he wasn't such a light sleeper. Oh well.
----
Yes, this faux scrotum and testicles costs $160 which initially may seem
to be a bit pricey. Think of it this way, after you make the initial
investment you can fondle them as many times as you want.
Using some round numbers to illustrate the value proposition, let's
conservatively estimate that you'll fondle them 320 times in your first
month of ownership. This amounts to just 50 cents a grope. Less than
the price of a small, cup of standard garden variety coffee. Contrast
this with the cost of copping a feel of a real pair out there. Any self
respecting fellah bartering for feels of his package would likely
demand that you first buy him a grande mocha half-caf latte cappucino
first... and that would set you back three bucks a whack easily.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2010 10:41 PM (vdfwz)
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Meh. If I'm going to have a slob weapon, I'll take the one that loads from cheap strippers, is easy to shoot prone, and has last-round-hold-open. Feels like a real rifle, too.
Posted by: schizuki at November 30, 2010 10:41 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: SurferDoc at November 30, 2010 10:42 PM (o3bYL)
that was my point: get a cheap SKS while you're deciding on which evil black rifle to buy
better to have and not need than need and not have
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2010 10:42 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: antisocialist at November 30, 2010 10:43 PM (Rwudm)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:43 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:44 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Berserker at November 30, 2010 10:45 PM (gWHrG)
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The SKS and AK take 7.62x39mm Soviet, and it's cheap and plentiful. Not sure about the AR-15's 5.56mm. I suspect with all the activity in the sandbox it might be a little more spendy.
Some folks will say that you can "scrounge" 5.56 easier, since the police and military use it. But that's just post-apocalyptic Walter Mitty zombie-fantasy shit.
Posted by: schizuki at November 30, 2010 10:46 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: USS Diversity at November 30, 2010 10:46 PM (RWtqz)
Posted by: SurferDoc at November 30, 2010 10:46 PM (o3bYL)
I think they stick around until gravity takes over.We're tucked into her pants-tops. And it hasn't raised her I.Q.
Posted by: joy behar's drooping jugs at November 30, 2010 10:39 PM
I thought those were her knees.
Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2010 10:47 PM (QgmBR)
or so I heard from some guy my cousin went to high school with
Posted by: AltonJackson at November 30, 2010 10:47 PM (jzOkH)
Posted by: andycanuck at November 30, 2010 10:47 PM (ocvEI)
We wish!
We're usually wearing knee-pads so no one can see us. :^(
Posted by: joy behar's knees at November 30, 2010 10:50 PM (ocvEI)
Anything in 5.56 or .308 will get it done nicely for me.
Posted by: SurferDoc
I always wanted a M-14 but looking at the prices, 2k I guess that will always be a pipe dream,,
Posted by: beanervt at November 30, 2010 10:50 PM (s7YGr)
Posted by: SurferDoc at November 30, 2010 10:50 PM (o3bYL)
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SKS - stone reliable, not particularly accurate, uses fixed ten-round magazine.
AK - stone reliable, not particularly accurate, takes 30-round detachable magazines.
AR-15 - reliable if you keep it squeaky-clean, extremely accurate, versatile, accessories up the wazoo.
Posted by: schizuki at November 30, 2010 10:50 PM (M+lbD)
The Trek site will not last long. Unless it is authorized by
CBS/Paramount and I did not see any of the logo that it was. They will
get cease and deist orders daily until it is down. And if they are not
the host the host will get harassed. They have lawyers and know how to
use them. Servers outside the US is not a deterrent just ask the guys
from pirate bay.
Posted by: tjexcite at November 30, 2010 10:34 PM
Even Kirk has to bend over and present his squeakhole to the lawyers. Next time I get in a shitload of problems, I'm hiring Spock for my lawyer. He got me out of certain death by actually doing some research. When the best alibi I could come up with for dead bints at my feet on two different occasions was "I kinna remember", I was ready to vote for hanging myself.
Posted by: Montgomery Scott at November 30, 2010 10:51 PM (vdfwz)
See a glint, for an instant
And then you're dead
You're shot in the head
Walkin' in a sniper wonderland...
Evening, all. Five weeks on a barge, all over and done with. Yee-ha.
Posted by: Secundus at November 30, 2010 10:51 PM (DBPUD)
at the same time claiming conservatives are engaging in unprecedented
politicization and demonization of "the other".
Oklahoma tried to ban Sharia Law from being considered in court! That's outrageous and un-Constitutional!
Posted by: guy who rails against "in God we trust" being on money at November 30, 2010 10:52 PM (0IR+C)
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5.56mm tends to be Boxer primed, so it's reloadable.
Berdan-primed 7.62x39mm can be reloaded, I suppose, but it'd be a PITA.
Posted by: schizuki at November 30, 2010 10:53 PM (M+lbD)
And it made me wish our spineless government -- and I have to include Dubya in this -- had nuked the shit out of every Muzzie nation that had its foul hands on the attacks. That would be most of them.
Even better if the backers of the GZ mosque had been communing with their buddyroos in Tehran (or Riyadh) when we dropped the Big Ones on them.
Posted by: MrScribbler at November 30, 2010 10:54 PM (Ulu3i)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:43 PM
Scroll down. (Aside from the approx 500 wardrobe malfunctions since all the women are wearing their dresses in the water, bikinis not having been invented.)
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 30, 2010 10:54 PM (XsNxM)
Posted by: Secundus at November 30, 2010 10:55 PM (DBPUD)
GOP Rep. Buyer Blasts Acting Dem Speaker: "This is why the People have Thrown You Out" Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 30, 2010 10:50 PM
What, you JUST saw it? You are obviously gainfully employed.
Posted by: arhooley, conflicted Californian at November 30, 2010 10:56 PM (XsNxM)
Posted by: Kevin in ABQ at November 30, 2010 10:56 PM (x81hH)
Awww, it's like the Coppertone icon but without the dog.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 10:58 PM (YxBuk)
Besides, Ferengi Rules of Aquisition #242. More is good, all is better. lol
Posted by: Berserker at November 30, 2010 10:58 PM (gWHrG)
I would have been happy with just stopping all foreign aid going to them. Forever. And cancelling all visas from their countries.
And not lettingtheirships dock. Or their planes land.Or honoring their fucking postage stamps.
Posted by: Secundus at November 30, 2010 10:59 PM (DBPUD)
I drew Sulu's name for the Secret Santa gift exchange for the Enterprise Christmas party and I was wondering what he wanted. Thanks guys!
Posted by: Montgomery Scott at November 30, 2010 10:59 PM (vdfwz)
I'm not sick, but last night I had one of those annoying coughs that naturally comes when I'm sipping a drink, and the stuff backwashed through my nose. I have had a yucky feeling head all.
/grumbling
BTW, I did not know this until today, but Alabama had to fire a sound guy for playing "Take the Money and Run" and "Son of a Preacher Man" during the Iron Bowl.
That was funny.
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2010 11:00 PM (BP6Z1)
putting their hands on that 5.45 Soviet stuff for the AK-74?
----------------------
I believe it's pretty widely available on the surplus market now.
Posted by: schizuki at November 30, 2010 11:01 PM (M+lbD)
Posted by: SurferDoc at November 30, 2010 11:02 PM (o3bYL)
Posted by: guy who rails against "in God we trust" being on money at November 30, 2010
Let me know when a Christian Court sentences you to have your hand chopped off for shoplifting that iPod with the old Nirvana songs on it, dickwad
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2010 11:03 PM (vdfwz)
Damn I haven’t spent as much time on the ONT this month and now I’m all out of practice. That’s all I’ve got, “hello” like some lame loser on an old style chat line.
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 30, 2010 11:12 PM (rZbA8)
Kim
Kardashian Pleaded With God to Stop Her Breasts From Growing
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2010 11:12 PM (vdfwz)
a/s/l?
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2010 11:12 PM (yY28H)
Hey, girlfriend! I'm having that kind of day, week, month, year, too. Big hug!
Posted by: Celine Dion at November 30, 2010 11:15 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:15 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2010 11:19 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: EZB at November 30, 2010 11:19 PM (fa9yq)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 30, 2010 11:20 PM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Ohio Dan at November 30, 2010 11:20 PM (wwThC)
I was wondering why Celine Dion wanted to hug me…
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:20 PM (RZ8pf)
Seems slow. My paranoid self assumes the govt is making mischief, though I know it’s probably just Pixy’s hamsters drunk again.
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: logprof at November 30, 2010 11:23 PM (BP6Z1)
Sluggish like a wet sponge.
Posted by: striker at November 30, 2010 11:23 PM (ocvEI)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2010 11:24 PM (PaSAU)
Mea culpa, PGiS. If it's any consolation, I harshed my own mellow with that one. eyeroll
Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2010 11:24 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2010 11:24 PM (PaSAU)
Would it speed things up if I make anonymous threats to co-workers that probably don't read this site?
Posted by: Nonny Mouse at November 30, 2010 11:24 PM (SwkdU)
Posted by: Editor at November 30, 2010 11:25 PM (YX6i/)
A Marine gets captured by Al Qaeda and taken to a remote location in the desert. They pull the blindfold off, and he sees he is standing in front of three tents. The terrorist leader, Sheik Abn bin-Layd, approaches. He gets in our Marine's face and, his breath reeking of gingivitis and goat gonad, yells:
"Infidel dog! We will give you one chance to go free! But you must pass this test. In the first tent is thirty gallons of cheapest Iraqi wine available. You must drink it all in one hour! In the second tent is a Bengal tiger, with a rotten tooth. You must extract it! In the third tent is the most insatiable harlot in the East. You must... Satisfy her. GO!"
So our Marine charges into the first tent. Bangs, crashes, glugs, yells-- but fifty-nine minutes later he tosses the last empty jug out of the tent flap, staggers out, and wobbles into tent number two. Roars, screams, bits of clothing and fur come flying out, all goes silent... And then our Marine comes roaring out, uniform torn, scratched all over, comes up to the Shiek and drunkenly slurs,
"NOW WHERE ISH THISH LADY WITH A TOOTHACHE?!"
Posted by: Secundus at November 30, 2010 11:25 PM (DBPUD)
Got pics? cam?
Posted by: Hatchet Five at November 30, 2010 11:25 PM (Amw47)
Were you the only one to go see her show in Vegas?
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2010 11:25 PM (yY28H)
I lucked out - I bought a National Match M1A for ~$1600 two years ago. They run ~$2300 now, if you can find one. It's a sweet boom stick.
Posted by: butch at November 30, 2010 11:25 PM (RMiT+)
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Hah! I just read that article. It figures Eisner was one of the ones who didn't like Jack Sparrow. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 11:27 PM (YxBuk)
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:09 PM (RZ8pf)
Well, you could talk about your guns like everyone else in the thread.
Posted by: Miss Moron Manners at November 30, 2010 11:28 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at November 30, 2010 11:28 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: Scott Ritter at November 30, 2010 11:30 PM (0IR+C)
Posted by: Waterhouse at November 30, 2010 11:12 PM (rZbA
A few years ago I only had a general idea what was in the book. One of my co-workers was going on about how much she loved the movie because of all the historical stuff in it.So I started talking to her about the real history of the crusades, the Templars, etc - and I could see her eyes glazing over. So much for the historical stuff.Liberalism rots brains...
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 11:30 PM (bgcml)
that's in the fridge is an old turkey carcass?? Everything else
requires work.
Posted by: EZB at November 30, 2010 11:19 PM (fa9yq)
Yeah, I know that feeling.
Posted by: Jeffrey Dahmer at November 30, 2010 11:32 PM (bgcml)
Posted by: Barack Obama, no federal funds for THAT, i swear! at November 30, 2010 11:34 PM (0IR+C)
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at November 30, 2010 11:34 PM (h0RtZ)
Sigh. Even Felini wouldn't have gone here.
Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2010 11:36 PM (zxpIo)
Posted by: sickinmass at November 30, 2010 11:37 PM (1rflU)
Just don’t start warbling at me like Celine does. Iiiiiiiiiiiii wiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllll alllllllllllllways llllllllllllllove yyyyyyyyyyyyyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:26 PM (RZ8pf)
Isn't that whitney? Celine thinks she need to shout everthing
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2010 11:39 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:26 PM
Bitch, that was me. The Bodyguard with that cracka, Kevin Costner? Bobby Brown? Crack is wack?
Damn, comebacks are a bitch
Posted by: Whitney Houston at November 30, 2010 11:39 PM (QgmBR)
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2010 11:39 PM (yY28H)
Posted by: Editor at November 30, 2010 11:40 PM (YX6i/)
Patty Murray to head DSCC for 2012.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2010 11:40 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:41 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Editor at November 30, 2010 11:44 PM (YX6i/)
as some of you know, I'm currently house-hunting
so I come across the MHDC website - it is the state housing authority. I was looking for something like if there were state tax credits for first time homebuyers or something. but what I did find is that apparently the state of Missouri will actually give cash to first time home buyers, up to 3% of the mortgage, towards purchasing a home. in return, the state takes a second mortgage on the house, at 0% interest, no payments required, and after 5 years of continuous occupancy, the state dismisses the mortgage. I imagine that if one were to move out before 5 years were up, one would have to repay the second mortgage. There are income limitations for this program but amazingly enough the income limits are high enough so that I qualify.
So this sounds like an interesting idea, but I'm of two minds about it: I of course like the idea of money towards purchasing a house, but I am not crazy about the state having a mortgage on my house, and plus, this is the type of government program that got us into our current mess and I'd just be enabling the state to do this type of stuff even further.
What do you think - would you participate in this program?
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2010 11:45 PM (PaSAU)
were clumsily, gracelessly done and which don't visually match the
remaining '60s footage.
Why did they do that, btw? Was it an unforeseen HD dilemna were you can now see strings on the models or something?
Posted by: Blackford Oakes at November 30, 2010 11:45 PM (0IR+C)
That site has been up for a while. Its the one I linked when Miss80's was looking to increase her sci-fi knowledge for a summer class back in the spring
Posted by: buzzion at November 30, 2010 11:46 PM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Editor at November 30, 2010 11:47 PM (YX6i/)
No way. I don't like the idea of the state having a mortgage on my house.
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 11:47 PM (YxBuk)
I forgot this. If you want funny and raunchy go to DoublePlusUndead.
Posted by: mpfs at November 30, 2010 11:49 PM (Hymv8)
Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at November 30, 2010 11:47 PM (YxBuk)
You should see what it's like when Soros owns it. Sucks.
Posted by: Editor at November 30, 2010 11:49 PM (YX6i/)
mess and I'd just be enabling the state to do this type of stuff even
further.
It is an interesting ethical question - should you take what is essentially stolen money, when part of that money was stolen from yourself?
Programs like this should not exist - they are part of the reason we had the housing bubble, but unfortunately theft by government is not going to end any time soon, even if Boehner and co don't disappoint.
So, I'd take the deal, but put aside some significant fraction of the money you are saving and donate it to a good candidate in 2012 at the state level who will phase the program out.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 11:50 PM (bgcml)
Trust your instincts, Luke! Yes, the income limits for those programs are weirdly high. But why, why, why would you want to get into some creepy, scammy deal? You can probably buy a fabulous house where you live for something you can very easily afford.
Posted by: Peaches at November 30, 2010 11:50 PM (zxpIo)
Will do!
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:51 PM (RZ8pf)
Posted by: Secundus at November 30, 2010 11:51 PM (DBPUD)
Home prices resumed their decline in the latest data, down 0.7% for the month. With an estimated 2 year backlog of inventory counting soon to be foreclosed properties, the bottom is not here yet for most areas.
Even rich people are choosing to rent in this environment.
With a current push on to eliminate the home mortgage interest deduction, home buying is a damn iffy proposition right now. YMMV.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 30, 2010 11:53 PM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: ParanoidAndWarmAgainInSeattle at November 30, 2010 11:51 PM (RZ8pf)
Oh, and there's one more who owes a hug to her, too. I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you paid up for them, too.
Posted by: Editor at November 30, 2010 11:53 PM (YX6i/)
Here is the URL on the program
http://tinyurl.com/2a6e3ks
Actually now that I re-read it, I am not sure if the state would have a second mortgage on the house or not, or if it would just be some bank that would
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2010 11:56 PM (PaSAU)
So I basically need to wait until I can buy a house for cash?
This sucks.
Posted by: Secundus at November 30, 2010 11:56 PM (DBPUD)
Even rich people are choosing to rent in this environment.
With a current push on to eliminate the home mortgage interest deduction, home buying is a damn iffy proposition right now. YMMV.
You mentioned getting away from a crazy land lady.
Maybe just shop around for a better rental?
Posted by: fluffy at November 30, 2010 11:56 PM (SwkdU)
I did think about maybe doing a lease-option type of deal but I don't know if a total house newbie should start out with some sophisticated option thingie.
Posted by: chemjeff at November 30, 2010 11:59 PM (PaSAU)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2010 12:00 AM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 12:00 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 12:02 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Secundus at December 01, 2010 12:02 AM (DBPUD)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2010 12:03 AM (PaSAU)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 12:05 AM (YX6i/)
yeah, true enough - I don't even want to know how he would want to finish the basement
Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2010 12:05 AM (PaSAU)
but it is kinda like leasing a car I suppose, you won't buy it in the end because by time the lease is up you're tired of the car
Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2010 12:07 AM (PaSAU)
You should see the sick deal he got from the FDIC and Feds for buying the bank. You'd throw-up from knowing them.
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 12:09 AM (YX6i/)
Going this way avoids a realtor fee of 6-7%, which can be factored into the price. It's also a pure example of free markets, which I am a fan of. Every part of the agreement can be negotiated, including counting a part of the monthly payment as equity accumulation.
Get some expert advice if you choose a lease/purchase option. The interest payments are deductible (so far) if you choose this route.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2010 12:14 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2010 12:14 AM (PaSAU)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 01, 2010 12:14 AM (c3oPV)
Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2010 12:15 AM (PaSAU)
Chemjeff,
The recession has generated plenty of “accidental” landlords - property owners who wanted to sell, but can’t find a buyer. Renting a different home gets you away from the landlady from hell.
Look for foreclosure and sale notifications on sites such as RealtyTrac, StreetEasy and Zillow.com. and find a deal to buy. IF the buying climate gets better you'll be ahead of the other renters looking to buy. Remember.. supply and demand.
Posted by: sickinmass at December 01, 2010 12:17 AM (1rflU)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 01, 2010 12:14 AM (c3oPV)
So you got the BetaMax and HD-DVD version of HD cables. Ouch dude.
Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2010 12:20 AM (oVQFe)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 12:21 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 01, 2010 12:26 AM (xkJak)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 12:28 AM (YX6i/)
and I was so looking forward to buying a house in the next couple of months
well okay, it's time for me to go to bed then - maybe at least in my dreams i'll be a homeowner
thanks to you all for your advice!!!
g'night
Posted by: chemjeff at December 01, 2010 12:28 AM (PaSAU)
With all the title uncertainty going on now, due to the mortgage backed securities bundling mess, I probably wouldn't venture there without a RE lawyer. I'd probably even insist on a title search as a buyer.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2010 12:29 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 12:30 AM (YX6i/)
more complicated than just writing a check to someone... but the
technical answer is, No. Neither does the bank. They probably have no
idea who they bundled ours with and sold it off to. Could be any number
of people. The bank is technically just the "servicer" of the loan...
bad, bad, bad, bad stuff.
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 12:21 AM
Back during the housing bubble when I worked for a large bank, I told people that the bank sold off their mortgage to a third party before they got to the parking lot
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2010 12:35 AM (vdfwz)
Also, digging my new mouse. Forgot how much hyper-scrolling rocks on the net
Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2010 12:35 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 01, 2010 12:36 AM (aemFw)
And guess what product shoppers also viewed? Why this Male Testicular Exam Model. Such a deal at $151.01 and it gets 5 stars.
I
drew Sulu's name for the Secret Santa gift exchange for the Enterprise
Christmas party and I was wondering what he wanted. Thanks guys!
Posted by: Montgomery Scott at November 30, 2010 10:59 PM
Ohhhhh, myyyyyyyy
Posted by: Sulu opening Scotty's gift at December 01, 2010 12:37 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 12:40 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2010 12:41 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2010 12:41 AM
It's not dead, It's pining for the fjords!
Posted by: Friend of Angelo at December 01, 2010 12:42 AM (vdfwz)
(Checks to see if wallet is still in place)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2010 12:45 AM (h0RtZ)
home mortgage was sold three times in 90 days, with me making out
payments to 3 different outfits. The last one was Countrywide, which is
now DOA.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2010 12:41 AM
I wonder what kinds of shenanigans they're going to find when it comes to the Irish and Spanish housing bubbles.
BTW, Assand is promising a big reveal of one of the major US banks with documentation that he snatched
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2010 12:46 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 01, 2010 12:48 AM (HKVGZ)
I think they stick around until gravity takes over.We're tucked into her pants-tops. And it hasn't raised her I.Q.
Posted by: joy behar's drooping jugs at November 30, 2010 10:39 PM
I thought those were her knees.
Posted by: huerfano at November 30, 2010 10:47 PM
I would rather _______ than watch The View
1. Have my scrotum pierced with a staple gun
2. Smear honey on my rectum and sit on a hill of fire ants
3. Have Alpo smeared on my junk in a cage full of dobermans
4. _______
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2010 12:50 AM (vdfwz)
My next purchase? The Chevy Volt.
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 01, 2010 12:48 AM
Motor Trend Car of the Year baby, welcome to the club!
Posted by: 1971 Chevy Vega at December 01, 2010 12:52 AM (vdfwz)
1. Subscribe to Chris in Va's blog
2. Give Julian Assange my email password
3. See M'Obama naked
4. But a Chevy Volt
Posted by: Peaches at December 01, 2010 12:54 AM (zxpIo)
Photos from the SketchySantas.com website with audio from an amazing yet unknown Christmas singer.
Posted by: sickinmass at December 01, 2010 12:54 AM (1rflU)
Just think, someone spent time on that.
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 12:59 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: vaeriax at December 01, 2010 12:59 AM (wMOg6)
"Blue States send more to Washington than they receive, whereas Red States get more money back than they send in, so why are the wingnuts opposed to Big Government"
I want to know how they compiled this. Are they leaving out entitlement payments to individuals while only counting funds for infrastructure and block grants to be spent at the state's discretion? The numbers always struck me as bullshit and I refuse to stipulate them.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2010 01:00 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 01, 2010 12:48 AM
Motor Trend Car of the Year baby, welcome to the club!
Posted by: 1971 Chevy Vega at December 01, 2010 12:52 AM
We are timeless classics, baby!
Posted by: 1983 Renault Alliance MT COTY at December 01, 2010 01:01 AM (vdfwz)
I would rather _______ than watch The View
1. Imbibe Val-U-Rite vodka through my rectum
2. Buy a Chevy Volt
3. Do a strip tease for Helen Thomas
4. Dip my junk in aqua regia 'pudding'
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2010 01:02 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2010 01:02 AM (CPefM)
Posted by: martha stewarts left nipple at December 01, 2010 12:48 AM
Motor Trend Car of the Year baby, welcome to the club!
Posted by: 1971 Chevy Vega at December 01, 2010 12:52 AM
I was MT Car of the Year too. How come the Beach Boys never did a song about me?
Posted by: 1974 Mustang II at December 01, 2010 01:03 AM (vdfwz)
C'mon, we've heard talk of caulking visible butt cracks for years now -- can this really be considered as being too far out of the box thinking?
Posted by: ya2daup at December 01, 2010 01:04 AM (yRrAd)
I would rather _______ than watch The View
1. Imbibe Val-U-Rite vodka through my rectum
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2010 01:02 AM
Funny, nobody remembered seeing you at the Moron Meet-ups
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2010 01:05 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: The Dude at December 01, 2010 01:06 AM (Ig1Wo)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 01, 2010 01:06 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: kbdabear
If the numbers are from lefties you can count on it being bullshit..
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 01:06 AM (pqpG7)
I'd rather skull fuck Helen Thomas while she jabbed my prostate with her little skeleton fingers than drive/buy a Chevy Volt.
Fuck GM.
Posted by: sickinmass at December 01, 2010 01:07 AM (1rflU)
I have a mortgage on a property that has cycled thru three lenders; and
at one point had two lenders trying to collect payments for (using the
same servicer). Good Times.
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2010 01:02 AM
I wouldn't say it was resold three times before you got to the parking lot, but it might have gotten sold three times before you got home from the bank
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2010 01:07 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2010 01:09 AM (CPefM)
Volt rhymes with very few flattering words Dolt being the first that comes to mind which would describe anyone wanting to buy a 40k eco vehicle that gets a whopping 38mph...
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 01:09 AM (pqpG7)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2010 01:10 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2010 01:10 AM (vdfwz)
Still haven't found what you're looking for?
Posted by: Bono at December 01, 2010 01:11 AM (YX6i/)
1. Perform self-lobotomy with a knitting needle inserted through an eye socket
2. Read Proust -- in Esperanto
3. Treat ewoks for hitherto unknown STDs
4. Listen to audio CDs of Barack reading "his" books (well, maybe not)
Posted by: ya2daup at December 01, 2010 01:12 AM (yRrAd)
rhymes with very few flattering words Dolt being the first that comes
to mind which would describe anyone wanting to buy a 40k eco vehicle
that gets a whopping 38mph...
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 01:09 AM
There's things even I won't do for money
That, and Brian is afraid of lightning
Posted by: Mike Love at December 01, 2010 01:12 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: Bono at December 01, 2010 01:14 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 01:14 AM (pqpG7)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 01:15 AM (YX6i/)
>>258
Spiderman the Musical?
EPIC fail at last nights preview! Hilarious!
Well it's bad... but at least its hilariously bad. I mean, I like maybe two or three U2 songs. ..But Bono should be the picture next to the definition of pretentious asswipe. Full of coolness and ass-kickery? NOT!
Posted by: sickinmass at December 01, 2010 01:18 AM (1rflU)
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2010 01:19 AM (CPefM)
Volt
rhymes with very few flattering words Dolt being the first that comes to
mind which would describe anyone wanting to buy a 40k eco vehicle that
gets a whopping 38mph...Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 01:09 AM (pqpG7)
Here's your building blocks: bolt ... colt ... jolt ... molt ... solt ("I solt that dolt a Volt") ... tolt ("I tolt that dolt not to buy a Volt") and orange ('cause I'm a dolt)
Posted by: 20,000 blogging monkeys at December 01, 2010 01:21 AM (yRrAd)
Posted by: Bono II at December 01, 2010 01:21 AM (h0RtZ)
Worse decision evah!
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 01:24 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: 20,000 blogging monkeys
hehee, that me be the rallying cry for GubmentMotors salespersons or even supervisors, get out there and sell them dolts the volts..
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 01:27 AM (pqpG7)
Posted by: Bono II at December 01, 2010 01:28 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 01:28 AM (YX6i/)
Well I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes
Charge-it-up, Charge-it-up 109
Before I knew there would be a time,
When Obama would buy me a brand new 109
Posted by: Mike Love at December 01, 2010 01:29 AM (vdfwz)
Posted by: sickinmass at December 01, 2010 01:07 AM (1rflU)
Yep definitely Fuck GM.
Their little commercial voiced over by Tim Allen is bullshit too. Hey thanks for buying our car, now we're going to piss it away on green tech/
Posted by: buzzion at December 01, 2010 01:32 AM (oVQFe)
BonoII,
This will... Suh.... Ck... Suck! I don't care if it will turn out to be the next Phantom of the Opera, a musical about Spiderman feels weird. The only Marvel guy who SHOULD get his own musical is Deadpool.
Oh god, I just imagined a Deadpool musical, as penned by Stephen Lynch and Jonathan Coulton, I think I need some new pants...
Bono deserves to be raped by Swiss Miss's left knee while sucking off the Grinch Goblin.
Posted by: sickinmass at December 01, 2010 01:33 AM (1rflU)
What is Chelsea Clinton doing now? I don't care. Posted by: 18-1 at November 30, 2010 10:29 PM (bgcml)
Contentedly munching oats in her stall ... talk about a "gimme" question!
Posted by: The "other" PETA (People Entertained by Tasering Animals) at December 01, 2010 01:35 AM (yRrAd)
Posted by: buzzion
Agreed, shouldn't they be paying back the taxpayers before contributing money to the greenweenie scheme??
Bad enough we have to subsidize their green vehicle and company and union. Now we have to subsidize their feel good tree planting.. no thanks I can plant my own tree..
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 01:36 AM (pqpG7)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 01:36 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at December 01, 2010 01:38 AM (SsNRK)
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at December 01, 2010 01:38 AM (SsNRK)
You had me at puppy organs.
Posted by: Glen Reynolds at December 01, 2010 01:39 AM (YX6i/)
Posted by: Joe Quesada at December 01, 2010 01:41 AM (0IR+C)
Posted by: MCPO Airdale at
Can we make them into haggis?? and get some bagpipes and wear skirts???
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 01:44 AM (pqpG7)
Posted by: Bono II at December 01, 2010 01:46 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: sickinmass at December 01, 2010 01:50 AM (1rflU)
Posted by: Editor at December 01, 2010 01:53 AM (YX6i/)
This is what I get for boning up on my Duchamp.
Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2010 02:01 AM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: sickinmass at December 01, 2010 02:01 AM (1rflU)
everybody leaves just as I have some savvy comments about the tatas.
This is what I get for boning up on my Duchamp.
Posted by: CAC
Lay the word of tata's on me CAC...I'm still here
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 02:03 AM (4oOBZ)
Speechless?
Posted by: sickinmass
I think Editor fell asleep with the mouse over the post button SiM..
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 02:05 AM (4oOBZ)
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 02:03 AM (4oOBZ)
Howard Hughes was so paranoid about damaging his actresses "lovelies" (he was the Russ Meyer of his day) he gave specific directions to his chauffers to drive 20-30 mph slower in turns, and slowing down to 5mph on cobblestone. Any driver caught driving his mams around ignoring this was fired immediately- he believed stress to the breast ruined them and that their gravity-defying shapes could be preserved for years with radical care and attention.
This is weirder (and more respectable) than his obsession with germs.
fun tit fact of the day.
Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2010 02:08 AM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: Jean at December 01, 2010 02:14 AM (CPefM)
in turns, and slowing down to 5mph on cobblestone. Any driver caught
driving his mams around ignoring this was fired
Posted by: CAC
He wasn't so crazy after all. It's that or have someone *I'd volunteer* hold the tata's in their hands so they didn't jostle around. That could have led to her leaving with the tata holder...Good factoid CAC.
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 02:16 AM (4oOBZ)
I have been studying some of his weird shit because of a project I am working on in which we are making a braless bra for a cancer-related photoset. radial support instead of the traditional cup-strap.
More challenging since they have to suspend about 10 pounds of flesh.
Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2010 02:18 AM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 02:24 AM (4oOBZ)
>>More challenging since they have to suspend about 10 pounds of flesh.
Any room on this project for Kratos, CAC? I would pay to see him faint.
Posted by: sickinmass at December 01, 2010 02:25 AM (1rflU)
Actually it was Jane Russell. It's a moron's duty to know his knockers
Posted by: kbdabear at December 01, 2010 02:28 AM (vdfwz)
All females that can pass our initial, intensive physical exam are eligible to participate.
Posted by: NASA at December 01, 2010 02:29 AM (h0RtZ)
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 02:31 AM (4oOBZ)
Posted by: kbdabear
Can I get more hands on experience somewhere to improve my knowledge base??
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 02:34 AM (4oOBZ)
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 02:24 AM (4oOBZ)
No. the illusion has to be of the spread of cancer (highlighted by strings of fabric that mimic the pathway of the lymph system), so there will be hardly any fabric at all- a central nipple-like shape from photoset#1 that resembles a cancer cell (which oddly looks like a misshapen nipple-and-areola just before mitosis). the trick is to give the illusion of nothing there while still providing full support. As the more blessed moronettes here will tell you- after a certain cupsize bras without underwire become utterly laughable so the trick is to construct a radial wire that can be masked with the right lighting and a strong support behind and away from the camera- and connecting it all without it tearing apart from the gravitational pull of the breasts.
Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2010 02:36 AM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: sickinmass at December 01, 2010 02:25 AM (1rflU)
When I upload the final images it will be the thread of the year, and Kratos will be fainting 2000 miles away.
There are a total of 4 seperate projects (1 painting, 1 sculpture, 1 video installation, 1 photoset w/ accompaning costuming to be displayed as well) and then I have to pitch it to a gallery interested enough. Since big breasts aren't artistic because of the immediate pornographic connotations, that could be hard. But this is Los Angeles, and I will not take no for an answer particularly if the curator has more silicone in her chest than I have in my computer.
But I will take a massive batch of photos and even video of the breast series when finished for your morons' pleasure.
And to sent Kratos screaming.
Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2010 02:39 AM (lV4Fs)
>>so the trick is to construct a radial wire that can be masked with the
right lighting and a strong support behind and away from the camera- and
connecting it all without it tearing apart from the gravitational pull
of the breasts.
I am blinded by.. science!
Posted by: fap fap fap at December 01, 2010 02:42 AM (1rflU)
Maybe some of the exotic sail making material would work, translucent and strong without needing a lot of width to support the weight.
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 02:45 AM (2cBBZ)
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 02:45 AM (2cBBZ)
So long as it works against black skin, we are in business. The only other thing is I want to avoid a lot of "digging into the skin" from the pressure and weight as well.
Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2010 02:49 AM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2010 02:55 AM (lV4Fs)
Posted by: Leggo my Legos at December 01, 2010 02:56 AM (yRrAd)
other thing is I want to avoid a lot of "digging into the skin" from
the pressure and weight as well.
Carbon fiber thread is black but would dig in unless embeded in a cover material as they do on a sail.
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 03:01 AM (2cBBZ)
Posted by: country blumkin at December 01, 2010 03:16 AM (FLRN3)
wait are you talking about that vinyl material?
The kevlars are probably more vinyl like but other brand names like pentex spectra, aramid are more cloth or dacron like. They also make tape for load paths in the sail check out a sail loft if you have one around. I'm sure they'd give you the scraps from making one.. especially if it's for cancer awareness.
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 03:24 AM (iTUed)
Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2010 03:37 AM (lV4Fs)
Rent Russ Meyer's "Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens."
Soft core pr0n but as if the Onion did it.
Posted by: George Orwell at December 01, 2010 03:46 AM (AZGON)
Rent Russ Meyer's "Beneath the Valley of the Ultravixens."
Soft core pr0n but as if the Onion did it.
Posted by: George Orwel
Sounds titillating (in keeping with the tata format) from reading the review..
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 03:57 AM (lx8Vr)
Perhaps a better description would be "soft core pr0n as if produced by the Zucker Brothers."
About twenty-five years ago I had a friend over who was a big Russ Meyer fan, and we got to talking about how you could order stuff back then from Meyer on VHS, from his own company. We had a telephone number from an ad in a magazine, and for a hoot decided to call... we actually got Russ Meyer himself on the phone!
Good times. We had a republic back then. Now, not so much. Just a mountain of regulations, Republicans caving to socialism, and mandates to eat salad.
Posted by: George Orwell at December 01, 2010 04:01 AM (AZGON)
Posted by: Barry O at December 01, 2010 04:11 AM (SwkdU)
so much. Just a mountain of regulations, Republicans caving to
socialism, and mandates to eat salad.
Posted by: George Orwell
Ain't it the truth... Now the pukes are getting their claws into the last vestige of free speech the intratubes.. Won't be long before free speech is victim to the onslaught of stupidity perpetrated by leftards...in the name of "for our own good"
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 04:14 AM (LdO0l)
An angry woman yelled at him that he was just a "breast man".
"That is only the half of it" was his retort.
Posted by: CAC at December 01, 2010 04:20 AM (lV4Fs)
They are very depressed about the elections though. So nice to see them still in the grieving part. I think they are in the bargaining phase right now
Posted by: Zakn at December 01, 2010 04:25 AM (0ucm1)
We live in reality, they don't know what reality means..
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 04:31 AM (LdO0l)
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 04:32 AM (LdO0l)
Posted by: CoolCzech at December 01, 2010 06:20 AM (tJjm/)
Posted by: CoolCzech
Mornin CC, we moved the discussion from balls to tata's and guns, more tata's then guns however..
Posted by: beanervt at December 01, 2010 06:28 AM (o1aZ9)
We have a white house ful of big boobs and they are making me ill.....
Posted by: Grover at December 01, 2010 07:27 AM (BNKmy)
322
Holy shit. As an exercise in self injury I read Friedman's latest column
and ALL (33 so far) of the comments. We live on different fucking
planets than these people. I don't know when, but there's going to be a
war.
yeah - here is one of the comments, and you can't really tell if it is sarcasm or not:
You are so right Thomas. I'm an American living in Shanghai. Everywhere
I go people are building here. Everything China wants done gets done because
of one party rule. While America keeps arguing amongst itself. Why won't Americans support
Obama through his good and bad. Nomatter what he is our president. We should be loyal.
That's what I like about China. Nomatter what Hu Jin Tao does the people respect and listen
to him BECAUSE he's president.
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