Obama to Businesses: "I really love you guys. Really. Now hire somebody!! Please"

The President finally realizes that he can't make it without support by, and support for, American businesses. But does he really get it? I don't think so:

...in his post-“shellacking” news conference Wednesday, Mr. Obama came close to conceding the chamber’s main argument, that American businesses have concluded — wrongly, in Mr. Obama’s view — that his policies are antibusiness.
...
“And so I’ve got to take responsibility in terms of making sure that I make clear to the business community as well as to the country that the most important thing we can do is to boost and encourage our business sector and make sure that they’re hiring,” Mr. Obama said.
Emphasis mine. You see, Mr. President, there are two things wrong with your statement. First, it's not your business as to whether they're hiring - they'll hire when they need to. Don't micromanage our businesses.

Second, "boosting" and "encouraging" the business sector is only indirectly related to hiring, because success in business doesn't necessarily depend on number of bodies. Successful businesses are profitable, stable, and strategically positioned to prosper in coming years. If hiring supports those goals, then they hire, but if downsizing, outsourcing, or freezing hiring supports those goals, that's what they do instead.

So telling business that you're now going to support them so that they can start hiring is like telling someone you're going to start a restaurant so people can poop more. It's a likely consequence of feeding them, but it has nothing to do with why you're running a restaurant.

If the President really wanted to overcome his communications problems, he would say, "I want to support a business environment where businesses can be strong, stable and profitable." That's a message that businesses can understand and respond to. And I think he would have said it that way if anybody in his administration had the slightest clue as to how business thinks. But as we all know, those people are in very short supply in his Cabinet.

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So it's no surprise that Obama thinks of businesses as a social works program, existing solely to provide people with income and benefits (and pay corporate taxes, of course). And no wonder that he thinks it's just their inherent, obstinate evil characters or being miffed at the President that prevent them from hiring. If only his teleprompter would give him the key words needed to convince business to forswear evil profits and start hiring!! Just. Need. The Right. Words.

I swear, I think I'd rather have the Constitution require that Presidential candidates have at least run a lemonade stand than that they be natural born citizens.

Posted by: Geoff at 04:02 PM



Comments

1 Sure we will hire some people but first

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 04, 2010 04:05 PM (AbbQK)

2 Anyone with half a brain knows that Obama is a Communist and that he hates capitalism and business.

Posted by: Vic at November 04, 2010 04:06 PM (/jbAw)

3 Cut taxes, shrink government, de-regulate.

Nope.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2010 04:07 PM (9Cooa)

4 Yes, he hates America and is intent on destroying us

Posted by: Velvet Ambition at November 04, 2010 04:07 PM (AbbQK)

5 Go back to bankrupting the coal industry.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at November 04, 2010 04:07 PM (2/XJV)

6 Then make the Banks lend US money. Right now they are tighter than a ....something about a prom queen and her virginity?

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 04, 2010 04:07 PM (0GFWk)

7 I commented on this yesterday and intimated that the dots didn’t exactly connect in any way that made sense.
I didn’t realize that inflation might actually be the goal.
I think that this gorillais large enough to easily break its chains. Like the movie, a monument to unintended consequences.
HotAir

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at November 04, 2010 04:09 PM (r1h5M)

8 it's not your business as to whether they're hiring

Says you.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Chairman Emeritus, General Motors at November 04, 2010 04:09 PM (bN5ZU)

9 Posted by: nevergiveup at November 04, 2010 04:07 PM (0GFWk)


So tight, Roman Polanski couldn't hit it with Woody Allen's dick.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2010 04:09 PM (9Cooa)

10
Need a job? Just watch my tape, "Velvet Jones School of Technology."

Posted by: Velvet Jones at November 04, 2010 04:10 PM (v1gw3)

11
What a fascist.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 04, 2010 04:10 PM (uFokq)

12 You want to make unemployment go down instantly?

Code of Federal Regulations, shredder, some assembly required.

Posted by: John Galt at November 04, 2010 04:10 PM (F/4zf)

13 Once again, he prooves he does not understand.
What business's need are stability in Taxes and Gov Regs, and to be left alone.
When the Government intercedes in the business environment, you can't make logical business decisions, ESPECIALLY when the Gov itself is picking winners and loosers. They chose which banks to save, which to let die... which Car companies to prop up... and now which companies won't have to play in the Health Care debacle..
Add in that no one knows what the tax structure will be in as little as 2 months???
Business folks cannot make rational risk/reward calculations in a Chaotic environment... and when that Chaos is caused by the Government itself????
Nope... Bambi does not get it...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2010 04:10 PM (AdK6a)

14 Posted by: John Galt at November 04, 2010 04:10 PM (F/4zf)


B,b,b, but industry and corporations are evil exploiters of OUR wealth!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2010 04:11 PM (9Cooa)

15 Hey, wingnuts. While I'm in Mumbai shutting down small businesses, having all the coconuts taken down from the trees, and the red-rumped Bhandu monkeys rounded up, just be thankful that you have a FLOTUS who's taught you how to eat healthy. In the camps you'll appreciate the fresh produce you'll grow in your gardens. In the meantime, how's my ass taste?

Posted by: King Barry, livin' large goin' to Mumbai at November 04, 2010 04:12 PM (UOM48)

16 I swear, I think I'd rather have the Constitution require that Presidential candidates have at least run a lemonade stand than that they be natural born citizens.

This.

Posted by: DarkLordOfTheIntarWebs at November 04, 2010 04:12 PM (GBXon)

17 Then make the Banks lend US money.

So the key to promoting a business friendly environment is for the government to seize control of lending decisions? Good plan.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at November 04, 2010 04:13 PM (+lsX1)

18 I swear, I think I'd rather have the Constitution require that
Presidential candidates have at least run a lemonade stand than that
they be natural born citizens.

Seconded!

Posted by: cthulhu at November 04, 2010 04:13 PM (/0IOT)

19 "I do no understand."
B. Heussein bama

Posted by: jukin at November 04, 2010 04:14 PM (vkkNZ)

20
Government is good, and we have stopped the evil McDonald's from polluting children bodies by offering a plastic toy as an inducement to eat their fat laden food.

Posted by: San Francisco Commissioner's at November 04, 2010 04:15 PM (v1gw3)

21 18 I swear, I think I'd rather have the Constitution require that Presidential candidates have at least run a lemonade stand than that they be natural born citizens.Seconded!
Posted by: cthulhu at November 04, 2010 04:13 PM (/0IOT)
However, since they may not have followed the first requirement, why do you think they would follow your new requirment. (and no, I don't think Obama was born in Kenya, but it can be argued from the historic record that someone born a DUAL citizen, is not by definition, a Natural Born citizen... and I'd like to see the Supremes weigh in to define this for us).

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2010 04:15 PM (AdK6a)

22 My company will start hiring.

Posted by: Buttfirst U. Wilblome, C.E.O. at November 04, 2010 04:15 PM (xxgag)

23 I swear, I think I'd rather have the Constitution require that Presidential candidates have at least run a lemonade stand than that they be natural born citizens.
Experience is an overstated requirement. Oh it's also racist.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 04, 2010 04:15 PM (L/DX1)

24 Barry couldn't work as a greater in a Walmart. He'd bore the shoppers to death.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 04, 2010 04:16 PM (UOM48)

25 I think I'd rather have the Constitution require that Presidential
candidates have at least run a lemonade stand than that they be natural
born citizens.

Or even just paid their own way in life.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 04, 2010 04:16 PM (S5YRY)

26 Sorry Comrade Zero, but I think American Businesses have concluded absolutely correctly, that you are anti-business. All socialists are. Anti business, pro government control right down to how much water I flush down the toilet. Also pro union to a fault. Business says "fuck you" because your actions say "fuck you" to them.

Posted by: maddogg at November 04, 2010 04:16 PM (OlN4e)

27 Not only is he pro business he is not an ideologue. He keeps telling us so.

Posted by: jukin at November 04, 2010 04:17 PM (vkkNZ)

28 The only missing ingredient, customers with money, which all seem to be unemployed right now.

Posted by: tarpon at November 04, 2010 04:17 PM (g0QB8)

29
Government is the answer and your best friend in the world.

Posted by: Janeane Garafalo at November 04, 2010 04:18 PM (v1gw3)

30 So telling business that you're now going to support them so that they
can start hiring is like telling someone you're going to start a
restaurant so people can poop more.

Geoff wins similes.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at November 04, 2010 04:19 PM (z4es9)

31 So the key to promoting a business friendly environment is for the government to seize control of lending decisions? Good plan.
Posted by: Ted Kennedy's Gristle Encased Head at November 04, 2010 04:13 PM (+lsX1)

Not at all, but all the Gov money that flowed to the Banks did NOT in any way get to small business owners. Our credit got reduced.

Posted by: nevergiveup at November 04, 2010 04:19 PM (0GFWk)

32 Of course I understand business. Profits are what a business gets when it shakes down other businessesand the governmentby accusing them of racism and threatening them with boycotts and bad press and shit.
Oh wait, that's community organizing.

I got nuthin'.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at November 04, 2010 04:20 PM (QKKT0)

33 The thing is, he probably really, really thinks he IS pro-business. He just doesn't understand what that means.

Posted by: Farmer Joe at November 04, 2010 04:20 PM (z4es9)

34 Nothing like trillion dollar spending plans and deficits along with giant entitlements and regulations with a huge tax increase to say "I love business."

Posted by: jukin at November 04, 2010 04:20 PM (vkkNZ)

35 Obama: "You gonna believe me, or your fucking lying eyes?"

Posted by: maddogg at November 04, 2010 04:20 PM (OlN4e)

36 So telling business that you're now going to support them so that they can start hiring is like telling someone you're going to start a restaurant so people can poop more. It's a likely consequence of feeding them, but it has nothing to do with why you're running a restaurant.

I laughed at this. It's funny because it's true-and involves poop.

Posted by: The Outlaw in the Heavenly Hall at November 04, 2010 04:21 PM (E0EDC)

37 The fallacy of static scoring writ large. People like Sir Golfsalot are under the very false impression that General Mills will always make cereal for the American market in the same way no matter what we do to them with regulations, labor costs, and taxes. Ditto for any other company.
Then people react in their own self interest and change their behavior - as they always do. Result, the Law of Unintended Consequences jumps up and smacks the libtards right between the eyes. They act shocked for a second, then they blamestorm and come up with a scapegoat. Rinse. Repeat.

Posted by: Alaska Secretary of State at November 04, 2010 04:23 PM (adr25)

38 He wants a command economy just as much as any Modern Liberal.

He is completely ignorant of the Free-Market and totally denies that there is an invisible hand. You can make the economy do what ever you want it to do. This is going to be a catastrophe.

Posted by: Holger at November 04, 2010 04:23 PM (V9Q+f)

39 Zero IS pro business, in a way. He sees business through the same eyes a spider sees a fly through (what can I suck out of this for my benefit). A spider certainly doesn't want the flies to die off.

Posted by: maddogg at November 04, 2010 04:23 PM (OlN4e)

40 “And so I’ve got to take responsibility in terms of making sure that I make clear to the business community as well as to the country that the most important thing we can do is to boost and encourage our business sector and make sure that they’re hiring,” Mr. Obama said.
Our "business sector"? Our "business community"?
As opposed to what? Our "government sector"? Our "government community"?
Maybe he was trying to distinguish them from our "welfare sector".
Or perhaps our "anti-business sector"....But, then, I had often considered that the "government sector" was our "anti-business sector"....
Am I the only one who wonders if Obama has any idea what it is he is trying to say, ever? Or is he simply stiringing words together, hoping that it soulds smart and sincere?

Posted by: Rahm Emmanuel at November 04, 2010 04:23 PM (nd0uY)

41 My, my. Obama is having to 'make clear' yet again.

I don't recall Ronald Reagan on TV, Radio, and in the newpapers every other day 'making clear' his message or what he meant.

There is a mucho grande difference between COMMUNICATING and simply 'performing with a teleprompter,' President Dog.

This isn't American Idol, and people can actually tell the difference between real talent and a hack like you.

Posted by: blindside at November 04, 2010 04:23 PM (x7g7t)

42 Read the sign! It says no f*cking refills!

Posted by: Barry the Slurpee Jerk at November 04, 2010 04:24 PM (GwPRU)

43 If youlike your buisness...

Posted by: Barack H. Trump at November 04, 2010 04:24 PM (pr+up)

44 Dear Leader knows exactly what he's doing. The evidence over the last two years is overwhelming. And now with inflation coming on, it's all going to get worse. Buckle up. Bad times (I mean really bad times)appearing on the horizen.

Posted by: Soona at November 04, 2010 04:24 PM (HgVpN)

45 But from everything we've heard and read this shit should be working!

Posted by: Obama's Clueless Cabinet at November 04, 2010 04:24 PM (ZWHR5)

46 Hey, doesn't Obama own GM still? Why doesn't he hire a quarter of a million people or so.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 04, 2010 04:24 PM (z1N6a)

47 where you live, how many [est.] small businesses have you seen close up shop in the past two year?
near me -- at least six. that I know of. and this is just a 3-block radius.
and of course we have 'stimulus' money that's has made the main road a total nightmare to travel. what was to be six months of work is now on the nine month and it won't be over (tentatively) until Feb of next year.
this administration can go to hell

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 04, 2010 04:24 PM (L/DX1)

48 Oh well.................who's up for beer pong!

Posted by: Obama's Clueless Cabinet at November 04, 2010 04:25 PM (ZWHR5)

49 He is completely ignorant of the Free-Market and totally denies that there is an invisible hand. You can make the economy do what ever you want it to do. This is going to be a catastrophe.
Catastrophes are for the proles,running dog. Now light my Cuban and refill thisCourvoisier.

Posted by: Fidel Castro at November 04, 2010 04:26 PM (QKKT0)

50 Obama to Businesses: "I really love you guys. Really. Now hire somebody!! Please [Or Else]"

Posted by: iknowtheleft at November 04, 2010 04:26 PM (G/MYk)

51
Barry: I can't figure out it out. Everything we're doing works so well in the classroom

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 04, 2010 04:27 PM (1Jaio)

52 I hear the White House is hiring paper shredding assistants.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at November 04, 2010 04:27 PM (YU9IY)

53
But from everything we've heard and read this shit should be working!



Posted by: Obama's Clueless Cabinet at November 04, 2010 04:24 PM (ZWHR5)
The professor said so in Advanced Elite Marxism at Harvard.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 04, 2010 04:27 PM (xxgag)

54 19
"I do no understand."B. Heussein Obama

I recall one of Obama's aides saying something similar about the President Tuesday night.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 04, 2010 04:28 PM (xc0ds)

55 I hear the White House is hiring paper shredding assistants.

Posted by: FreakyBoy at November 04, 2010 04:27 PM (YU9IY)
Blasphemy!!

Posted by: A Ticking Koran at November 04, 2010 04:28 PM (G/MYk)

56
42 Read the sign! It says no f*cking refills!

Posted by: Barry the Slurpee Jerk at November 04, 2010 04:24 PM (GwPRU)


Thread winnah!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2010 04:29 PM (9Cooa)

57 And yet, he says it's "full speed ahead" on his prosperity-killing agenda.

Clueless. It's not about "finding the right message", Barry.

Stop trying to pick winners and losers using the power of The State, stabilize tax and regulatory policy, PROSECUTE FRAUD IN THE BANKING SECTOR, ease-up on the regulations that are keeping us from actually making stuff here, and tell Benron to stop inflating us into poverty with his insane QE-infinity programs, and maybe - just maybe - you'll start to see some real, honest to goodness economic growth. And if you see that, the jobs will follow.

Not gonna happen though, is it.

Posted by: DocJ at November 04, 2010 04:29 PM (dt6br)

58 Now, imagine there is an invisible hand. Now imagine that there is an invisible gun in my invisible hand pointing to your fucking forehead. This is a deal you can't refuse.

Posted by: The Obamafather at November 04, 2010 04:29 PM (xxgag)

59 OT, but are you guys going to cover Obummer's $2 billion vacation (whether that's before or after the frggin' armada he's taking as escort isn't clear) at some point?

Posted by: Methos at November 04, 2010 04:30 PM (Ew1k4)

60 pull my finger

Posted by: the invisible hand at November 04, 2010 04:30 PM (S5YRY)

61 42 Read the sign! It says no f*cking refills!
Posted by: Barry the Slurpee Jerk at November 04, 2010 04:24 PM (GwPRU)


Then again he is going to India, and Sheriff Plugsy sez there are lots of 7-11's there with lots of people with Indian accents.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2010 04:30 PM (9Cooa)

62 Just think of how many moredollars people will have to spend once I make them worth a quarter.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama (D) Economic Genius at November 04, 2010 04:30 PM (QKKT0)

63 My administration's the only thing standing between you and the pitchforks.

Thank you.

Posted by: Barry's Business Lessons: Chapter 24 at November 04, 2010 04:30 PM (G/MYk)

64
He is O-blivious.


Pezident Oblivious.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 04, 2010 04:31 PM (uFokq)

65
Everything President Obama has stated is accurate and documentable. His experience has brought the country back from the brink of destruction from the Bush years of indifference, and his plan of action to mobilize corporate America into a job creating machine will be a modern marvel.

Posted by: Skip Gates, Presidental Nob Gobbler at November 04, 2010 04:31 PM (v1gw3)

66 He is O-wful.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 04, 2010 04:32 PM (uFokq)

67 The only thing Toonces could possibly do at this point to reinvigorate the business community would be to resign. and take Sheriff Joe with him.

after the lame duck session, of course


Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 04, 2010 04:32 PM (vbh31)

68 Proles, please. He just needs to give another prime time address about the value of green jobs.

Posted by: toby928™ at November 04, 2010 04:32 PM (S5YRY)

69 this administration can go to hell
Well alrighty then - topless beer pong!
*flexes pecs*

Posted by: Obama's Clueless Cabinet at November 04, 2010 04:32 PM (ZWHR5)

70 Serioulsy fugly late middle aged white bitch buying cat food behind me in the line at the grocery store. Obama button on her coat. I want a "red-congress" button or something I can pull out for those situations.

Posted by: dagny at November 04, 2010 04:33 PM (mDISt)

71 At some point, you've made enough money. The "rich" starts at $200,000/year.

Thank you.

Posted by: Barry's Business Lessons: Chapter 11 at November 04, 2010 04:33 PM (G/MYk)

72 Just two words for the unemployed: Get A Job

Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at November 04, 2010 04:33 PM (QKKT0)

73 Maybe the CEO of 7-11 enterprizes can send Obama a free Slurpee coupon.

Posted by: joeindc44 at November 04, 2010 04:33 PM (QxSug)

74 OT, but are you guys going to cover Obummer's $2 billion vacation (whether that's before or after the frggin' armada he's taking as escort isn't clear) at some point?
Posted by: Methos at November 04, 2010 04:30 PM (Ew1k4)
3000 jobs saved or created, bitches!

Posted by: Barack Obama at November 04, 2010 04:34 PM (VmtE9)

75
Hey, didn't Obama happen to mention to the binzness community, oh I dunno, what the tax policy is gonna be?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 04, 2010 04:34 PM (uFokq)

76 Someone please tell me why he's taking 3000 people to India again? What's the point?
He's not taking all our indians is he? He's gotta know the difference? Nah.

Posted by: dagny at November 04, 2010 04:34 PM (mDISt)

77
I want a "red-congress" button or something I can pull out for those situations.

Posted by: dagny at November 04, 2010 04:33 PM (mDISt)
You have the new and improved model, the middle finger!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (v1gw3)

78 Dude, at some point you've spent enough money.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (xxgag)

79 Posted by: Vic at November 04, 2010 04:06 PM (/jbAw)

I doubt that he has thought through his beliefs carefully enough to label him anything more than a dilettante and a dabbler. Oh, he's hard left, probably likes socialism; but if you pinned him down and forced him to describe the difference between socialism and communism I doubt he could do it.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (LH6ir)

80 Speaking of Obama and business, budgets, and monetary and fiscal policy, Paul Ryan has something new to say:

http://tinyurl.com/33hs9fa

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (xc0ds)

81 I am the Post Racial President!
I am the Post Partisan President!
I'm the Post Economic growth President!... wait... is that right Rahm... Rahm??? where'd Rham go???

Posted by: Barry Soetor er... Barrak Obama... Liar in Chief at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (AdK6a)

82
Did Obama happen to mention, oh I dunno, how his energy policy reform is gonna cause energy prices to skyrocket?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (uFokq)

83 Someone please tell me why he's taking 3000 people to India again? What's the point?

The White House call center is being outsourced?

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (vbh31)

84 The only hope I have for the next two years is that this election has scared enough squishy dem senators to start voting on a few conservative issues. Beck is right, though. The dem congress made congress itself almost totally irrevelent. Barry has the power now. It's fucking scary.

Posted by: Soona at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (HgVpN)

85 I learned all I know about business from Ward Cleaver in Leave it Beaver reruns.
Like everyone in business, Ward worked for a business, somewhere downtown, where there are lots of other businesses, nobody knows what kind of business he did business at, or how the he performed this business .... but dammit, Ward had a job at a business.
We need more of business jobs.

Posted by: B. Obama - Business Consultant at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (YU9IY)

86 Maybe the CEO of 7-11 enterprizes can send Obama a free Slurpee coupon.

Posted by: joeindc44 at November 04, 2010 04:33 PM (QxSug)
He'll be at the galactic headquarters of 7-11, so I think the chances are good. Can you imagine how many 7-11's there must be in India. Whoa boy! There must be something like a thousand of them on every block.

Posted by: VP BiteMe at November 04, 2010 04:36 PM (G/MYk)

87 irrevelent = irrelevent

Posted by: Soona at November 04, 2010 04:37 PM (HgVpN)

88

I swear, I think I'd rather have the Constitution require that
Presidential candidates have at least run a lemonade stand than that
they be natural born citizens.



Posted by: Geoff at 04:02 PM

just have them play SimCity on hard. If you can't beat that, then you can't be President




Posted by: The Dude at November 04, 2010 04:37 PM (Ig1Wo)

89 85
I learned all I know about business from Ward Cleaver in Leave it Beaver reruns.
Like everyone in business, Ward worked for a business, somewhere downtown, where there are lots of other businesses, nobody knows what kind of business he did business at, or how the he performed this business .... but dammit, Ward had a job at a business.
We need more of business jobs.
Posted by: B. Obama - Business Consultant at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (YU9IY)
Sorry, but I doubt he ever watched the Beav... he spent those years in Indonesia... so he does not even know THAT much about business...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2010 04:38 PM (AdK6a)

90
make sure that they’re hiring



I suspect that he really thinks that business is refusing to hire new employees just to spite him.

In other words, it's all about The O.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 04, 2010 04:38 PM (DZVrI)

91 FIFY:

http://i52.tinypic.com/jzia9w.png

Posted by: Phelps at November 04, 2010 04:38 PM (RNFTJ)

92 Are you kidding? Obama would never watch Leave It to Beaver. Too many of those icky American values on display!

Posted by: Laura Castellano at November 04, 2010 04:38 PM (fuw6p)

93 We need more of business jobs.
Posted by: B. Obama - Business Consultant at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (YU9IY)
Yeah, those kind of jobs are great.

Posted by: Ozzie Nelson at November 04, 2010 04:38 PM (QKKT0)

94 **Dude, at some point you've spent enough money.**

awesomely awesome, I can't believe this is the first time I've read something like this. Print this up for 2012 and someone please go mail this to October 2010.

Posted by: joeindc44 at November 04, 2010 04:38 PM (QxSug)

95 dagny, did you ask her how her day was yesterday?
I would have. With a BIG smile on my face, too. Because I'm an ass like that.

Posted by: laceyunderalls at November 04, 2010 04:39 PM (L/DX1)

96 Barry couldn't work as a greater in a Walmart. He'd bore the shoppers to death.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 04, 2010 04:16 PM (UOM4

He might be okay if they let him use his teleprompter. If not.....
Welcome to.....uhhhh....Wal-Mark...ummmm.....if you need.....uuhhhhhhhh.....shopping.....uuhhhhhhh..........

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 04, 2010 04:39 PM (1Jaio)

97
irrevelent = Georgia rednecks irrelevent irrelevant!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at November 04, 2010 04:39 PM (v1gw3)

98 I'm an intern and I'm not being paid.

Thank you, come again!

Posted by: Barry the Slurpee Jerk at November 04, 2010 04:39 PM (GwPRU)

99 Hello Mr. President, You are looking extremely fetching today...

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 04, 2010 04:39 PM (AdK6a)

100 Hello Mr. President, You are looking extremely fetching today...
(sock failure)...

Posted by: Wally, the New administration Economic advisor at November 04, 2010 04:40 PM (AdK6a)

101 Barky talking about the economy reminds me of Navin Johnson screaming "It's the cans. He hates cans!" but Barky thinks that people actually buy it.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at November 04, 2010 04:40 PM (G/MYk)

102 Reggie Love gets paid to honk his horn right? One job created. Two if you count the guy who got paid to mug Kal Penn to tell him to STFU about the knob gobbling action in the White House.

Barry's a giver.

Posted by: Lemmenkainen from somewhere in dar al-Harb at November 04, 2010 04:41 PM (Iw4dM)

103 If you like my dick in your ass, you can keep my dick in your ass.

Posted by: President Obama at November 04, 2010 04:41 PM (ZWHR5)

104
Wally, you little cocksucker!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at November 04, 2010 04:41 PM (v1gw3)

105 The White House call center is being outsourced?



Naah, just the next elections.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 04, 2010 04:41 PM (DZVrI)

106 I learned all I know about business from Ward Cleaver in Leave it Beaver reruns.

Gee Barry it would appear to me that you learned your business acumen from I Dream of Genie.

Where no matter how bad you screw up the magic Genie (in your case govt) will fix it.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at November 04, 2010 04:41 PM (tf9Ne)

107 Successful businesses are profitable, stable, and strategically
positioned to prosper in coming years. If hiring supports those goals,
then they hire, but if downsizing, outsourcing, or freezing hiring
supports those goals, that's what they do instead.

So telling business that you're now going to support them so that
they can start hiring is like telling someone you're going to start a
restaurant so people can poop more. It's a likely consequence of feeding
them, but it has nothing to do with why you're running a restaurant.
One could say that businesses aren't put together for the betterment of people, but to make a profit.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 04, 2010 04:41 PM (fxACH)

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at November 04, 2010 04:43 PM (uFokq)

109 Oh yeah! You're all FIRED!

Posted by: Barack H. Trump at November 04, 2010 04:43 PM (pr+up)

110 Zero stand over the bullet riddled corpse of American Enterprise with a pistol screaming at the dying victim "Get up!!! Or I'll shoot you again !!!"

Posted by: maddogg at November 04, 2010 04:44 PM (OlN4e)

111

(sock failure)...
You don't know the half of it.

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at November 04, 2010 04:44 PM (uFokq)

112 #83 Those are the coconut tree climbers and the monkey snipers.

Posted by: ziptie at November 04, 2010 04:46 PM (UdYT0)

113 Crap. Forgot to extend the italics...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at November 04, 2010 04:46 PM (fxACH)

114 irrevelent = Georgia rednecks irrelevent irrelevant!
I know. I know. Massive spelling fail.

Posted by: Soona at November 04, 2010 04:47 PM (HgVpN)

115 So telling business that you're now going to support them so that they can start hiring is like telling someone you're going to start a restaurant so people can poop more.
Then they'll tax you every time you use the can.

Posted by: Teleprompter at November 04, 2010 04:47 PM (NbmYl)

116 Democrats Halt Employee Interrogation Program

Posted by: Justin Camp at November 04, 2010 04:48 PM (nF4Jh)

117 You have reached the White House; press "1" for English....

Posted by: maddogg at November 04, 2010 04:48 PM (OlN4e)

118 Haardik Shubhkaamnaein
I'm still here clingers!!

Posted by: Barack H. Trump en route to New Delhi at November 04, 2010 04:48 PM (pr+up)

119 Geoff,

Spectacular post. If ability, understanding, and rational thought still held the lofty position that it should in our country; your words would be pulled from this blog and used to replace college textbooks and the scripts on the teleprompter of every MFM talking head for the next millennium.

Alas, despite a fun little bloodbath on Tuesday, we still live in a nation that elected Obama, re-elected Reed, Boxer, and Frank, and where the majority still thinks in their inside voice that life is supposed to be fair and people are entitled to things, regardless of whom they are in competition with.

Never the less, I salute you.

Posted by: Damiano at November 04, 2010 04:49 PM (PA722)

120
http://tinyurl.com/33hs9fa
Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (xc0ds)


Interesting. At the end, Ryan says the the committee will NOT recommend a VAT tax. That is great news if true!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 04, 2010 04:49 PM (9Cooa)

121 Obama is no communicator.He honestly had teleprompter's in his board room.I didn't believe it when Rush mentioned it but I saw the pictures.

Tat there should tell you what kind of people Obama has around him.Imagine that your in a high level meeting, your one of the few high level advisors of your boss, your a close, and trusted as you need to be in these type of meetings.
And then your boss comes in and starts speaking while turning his head back and forth across the room, reading from one teleprompter to the next.

Not only would you look around the room in a combination of amazement and confusion but any person would almost have the chill of fear running down their spines.

So as far as his "advisors" go, they have to be as big if not bigger freaks than the O and the O is so warped and deranged that there is no possibility of him connecting with any human, only aliens(from another solar system type) like himself.

Posted by: Drider at November 04, 2010 04:50 PM (wtDSn)

122 If you like your crust of bread, you can keep your crust of bread.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama (D) Economic Genius at November 04, 2010 04:51 PM (QKKT0)

123
Then they'll tax you every time you use the can.

Posted by: Teleprompter at November 04, 2010 04:47 PM (NbmYl)
Just take their toilet paper!

Posted by: Cheryl Crow's Nasty Hand at November 04, 2010 04:51 PM (G/MYk)

124 A post election delight for the Democrats:

With Kanjorski out of the way and the Democrats headed into the minority, all eyes will turn to whether the party leadership passes the baton to ultra-left California Rep. Maxine Waters. On the seniority scale, Waters would be next in line. But in the House, anything can happen.
With an ethics trial on the horizon and an electorate not taking kindly to the kind of rabidly liberal politics for which Waters is known, some industry leaders shudder at the thought of her in a leadership role, even within the minority party.
“If it falls to Maxine Waters that would be a big deal to us,” Camden Fine, president and CEO of the Independent Community Bankers of America, said on CNBC. “I’m not sure the Democratic caucus or steering committee or conference would give Maxine Waters the open chair.”

Posted by: Jay at November 04, 2010 04:52 PM (zz1BZ)

125 I imagine the beatings will continue until my morale improves.

Posted by: dead horse at November 04, 2010 04:52 PM (S5YRY)

126
Just take their toilet paper!


Posted by: Cheryl Crow's Nasty Hand at November 04, 2010 04:51 PM (G/MYk)
Or Lance Armstrong's testicles!

Posted by: Fish the Impaler at November 04, 2010 04:52 PM (v1gw3)

127 116 Democrats Halt Employee Interrogation Program
Posted by: Justin Camp at November 04, 2010 04:48 PM (nF4Jh)

"I want all Americans to know," said Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, "that the dark times of job interview after job interview are finally a thing of the past in America."
Wow...speechless...

Posted by: Barack H. Trump en route to New Delhi at November 04, 2010 04:52 PM (pr+up)

128 I think Hit Girl summed up Obama best with her line, "What a douche."

Posted by: Kevin at November 04, 2010 04:53 PM (1sB4u)

129 Or Lance Armstrong's testicles!
Posted by: Fish the Impaler at November 04, 2010 04:52 PM (v1gw3)
That would be testicle, thank you.

Posted by: nad cancer at November 04, 2010 04:54 PM (OlN4e)

130 I am very worried about President Obama. 3000 people isn't nearly enough to keep those filthy Indian doctors from trying to steal his tonsils and feet.

Posted by: donkeyhotay at November 04, 2010 04:55 PM (VmtE9)

131 111

(sock failure)...
You don't know the half of it.
Posted by: Eddie Haskell at November 04, 2010 04:44 PM (uFokq)
I was... uh... yeah... I learned from my buddy... Eddie... really...
I started doing it right after ... watching a Saturday Night Live skit... years ago... with... Farrah Fawcett... whom I slept with...
Yeah... thats the ticket...

Posted by: Wally, the New administration Economic advisor at November 04, 2010 04:57 PM (AdK6a)

132 120

Interesting. At the end, Ryan says the the committee will NOT recommend a VAT tax. That is great news if true!

Well, he says they don't have the votes for it. Obama can apply pressure all he wants on that one, but I don't see the Dems getting 14/18.

You need 14 of 18 votes from the members of the commission to recommend
a VAT. There are not 14 votes for it. Sure, there is sentiment for a
VAT among the Democrats on the commission. But the commission will not
recommend a VAT. And the Democrats that advocate a VAT are losing their
grip on power.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 04, 2010 04:59 PM (xc0ds)

133 Interesting. At the end, Ryan says the the committee will NOT recommend a VAT tax. That is great news if true!
A VAT tax would be the last nail to doom this economy.So the committee's report will be modifiedby Dear Leader's regime to read: "The committee highly recommends a VATtax to spark this faultering economy".

Posted by: Soona at November 04, 2010 04:59 PM (HgVpN)

134 Businesses will hire when it will make them $$$$ to hire. Econ 101 week 2. Too difficult for you Obama Admin experts?
Now, it can make them $$$$ to hire when they are artificially "incentivized" to hire by subsidies, tax breaks, etc...but that doesn't tend to turn out well for the present and future suppliers of that subsidy or tax break money.

Posted by: MostlyRight at November 04, 2010 05:00 PM (LaqL2)

135 (sock failure)...

yep

Posted by: sticky bathroom tile at November 04, 2010 05:01 PM (S5YRY)

136 I remember back in 2006, Limbaugh had a hilarious take on John Edward's poverty study's finding that if there were some sort of system where people could perform actions or make things and then get money in response to those things or things made, then this money would help the poor to stop being poor.

I think that if John Edwards and the Slurpee put their heads together, they'd have 3 brains cells between them, but they'd also maybe round the curve and figure something out about risk, reward, cost, profit, benefits, etc.

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Posted by: Waterhouse at November 04, 2010 05:04 PM (8P1HU)

138 Posted by: Cheryl Crow's Nasty Hand at November 04, 2010 04:51 PM (G/MYk)
Crap, THAT'S why my nut rotted?

Posted by: Lance Armstrong at November 04, 2010 05:06 PM (OBDWE)

139 132
Who appointed the commission? If it was Dear Leader, refer to comment #133.

Posted by: Soona at November 04, 2010 05:07 PM (HgVpN)

140 And so I’ve got to take responsibility in terms of making sure that I make clear to the business community as well as to the country that the most important thing we can do is to boost and encourage our business sector and make sure that they’re hiring.

So you are all ordered to hire 500 people right now.

Posted by: Obama, CEO of The Big Ideas Corporation at November 04, 2010 05:09 PM (OzY4y)

141 Barry: I can't figure out it out. Everything we're doing works so well in the classroom
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 04, 2010 04:27 PM (1Jaio)
Reminds me of the old definition of an economist: someone who studies what works in practice to see if it works in theory.

Posted by: rockmom at November 04, 2010 05:10 PM (w/gVZ)

142 139132 Who appointed the commission? If it was Dear Leader, refer to comment #133.

It's the deficit commission. Surprisingly mixed group (politically) if this is indeed the list. But he's also talking about the House:
It depends on who's in power when the crisis occurs. The Democrats are
comfortable with the massive deficits. They'd be comfortable with
imposing a VAT in heat of financial meltdown. But now power is
shifting. If it happens in the next two years with the Republicans in
control of Congress, we will go after spending to solve the crisis. It
will be all about controlling spending, not imposing a VAT.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 04, 2010 05:13 PM (xc0ds)

143 Some guy just called into Dennis Miller and said "I would like to promote my book, how to travel on 200 million a day"
Haha

Posted by: Timbo at November 04, 2010 05:13 PM (ph9vn)

144 Reminds me of the old definition of an economist: someone who studies what works in practice to see if it works in theory.

Posted by: rockmom at November 04, 2010 05:10 PM (w/gVZ)
I never heard that one. I like it.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at November 04, 2010 05:15 PM (G/MYk)

145 120


http://tinyurl.com/33hs9fa

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 04, 2010 04:35 PM (xc0ds)





Interesting. At the end, Ryan says the the committee will NOT recommend a VAT tax. That is great news if true!

Translation: Ryan will not recommend an armed revolt.

Posted by: blindside at November 04, 2010 05:16 PM (x7g7t)

146 If you read the article, it sounds like they are having to do a great deal of work despite the fact that Obama's advisors refuse to meet with them. But he sounds (and has sounded) like he's serious about spending cuts and reforming the sacred cows. Another quote:

Are you concerned with a possible debt crisis triggered by a
spike in interest rates – one that's caused by the enormous increase in
the deficit?
The threat of a financial crisis is my biggest concern. It could be
avoided if we reform entitlements. It's a totally avoidable problem.
Imagine before the 2008 crash, if you knew it was coming, and you could
see in advance the timing and the scope of the crisis. And as a
leader, you chose to do nothing about it. As a voter, you'd fire those
leaders who chose to do nothing.
America's leadership is in the same position today. This is most
predictable crisis in nation's history, and no one is doing anything
about it. It's just a matter of time before the bond vigilantes come
after us. Will the political class do it or not? That's the most
important question facing America.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 04, 2010 05:21 PM (xc0ds)

147 O is just trying to influence business in the same impressive way he's influenced Iran and Venezuela. I knew I should have bought krugerands the day after that clod won the election in '08.

Posted by: mallfly at November 04, 2010 05:23 PM (bJm7W)

148 The threat of a financial crisis is my biggest concern. It could be
avoided if we reform entitlements. It's a totally avoidable problem.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 04, 2010 05:21 PM (xc0ds)
Not really. The debt crisis is separate from entitlements. If interest rates rise to 1980 levels, then our debt service, all on its own, crushes us. This is a deeper problem than future entitlements. It's the risk we face just from carrying the current debt. The only way out of this, when it explodes, is either default or monetization. There will be no other choices.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at November 04, 2010 05:26 PM (G/MYk)

149 "I swear, I think I'd rather have the Constitution require that
Presidential candidates have at least run a lemonade stand than that
they be natural born citizens."

So, Zero's still a failure on both fronts ...

Posted by: apb at November 04, 2010 05:26 PM (4Ac/Q)

150 I hope the repubs make pro-business legislation so distasteful to "The Won", that he willquickly become the president of "No". At which time, we can clean house ... The White House. Is that racist...hehe?

Posted by: Rod at November 04, 2010 05:27 PM (ORbz7)

151 Of COURSE Barry-O is pro-business, you sillies! Just look how he single-handedly increased sales for the gun industry!

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 04, 2010 05:35 PM (Jdtsu)

152 O/T: One of the commenters at Weasel Zippers snarked that Barry must know something we don't know, and that he's planning to use Mumbai as his "Indian WH"

Maybe Barry, Michelle and 3,000 of their staff and closest friends are leaving in time for the peasants here to "absorb" something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 04, 2010 05:35 PM (UOM48)

153 C'mon business, you can do it! You're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone it, people like you.

Posted by: Barack Smalley at November 04, 2010 05:43 PM (RykTt)

154 148 Not really. The debt crisis is separate from
entitlements. If interest rates rise to 1980 levels, then our debt
service, all on its own, crushes us. This is a deeper problem than
future entitlements. It's the risk we face just from carrying the
current debt. The only way out of this, when it explodes, is either
default or monetization. There will be no other choices.

That was a quote; I'm just the messenger.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 04, 2010 05:47 PM (Yq+qN)

155 If the President really wanted to overcome his communications problems, he would say, "I want to support a business environment where businesses can be strong, stable and profitable." That's a message that businesses can understand and respond to. And I think he would have said it that way if anybody in his administration had the slightest clue as to how business thinks.
You see, the problem is that he thinks he gets to decide when it's OK to make a profit and when it's not OK to make a profit.
“There will be time for them to make profits, and there will be time for them to get bonuses,” Mr. Obama said during an appearance in the Oval Office with Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner. “Now’s not that time. And that’s a message that I intend to send directly to them, I expect Secretary Geithner to send to them.” B. Obama, Jan. 29,2009

Posted by: rockhead at November 04, 2010 05:55 PM (RykTt)

156 I sure hope the First Lady doesn't try to tax Twinkies. Gawd, I freakin' LOVE those things! And Funyuns too!

Posted by: Meaghan McCain - Dirty Sexy Fatty at November 04, 2010 06:01 PM (zAZNI)

157 That was a quote; I'm just the messenger.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at November 04, 2010 05:47 PM (Yq+qN)
Oops. My mistake. ... Pass it on

Posted by: iknowtheleft at November 04, 2010 06:02 PM (G/MYk)

158 Boehner's giving a great interview to Brett Baier.

Boehner makes a few mistakes, here and there, but when he's on, he's on.

Posted by: iknowtheleft at November 04, 2010 06:09 PM (G/MYk)

159
Wanna rev-up the economy?

REPEAL OBAMACARE.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at November 04, 2010 06:15 PM (0fzsA)

160 158 Boehner's giving a great interview to Brett Baier.Boehner makes a few mistakes, here and there, but when he's on, he's on.
Posted by: iknowtheleft at November 04, 2010 06:09 PM (G/MYk)
Yeah, honestly if he hadn't slapped that dumbass for apologizing to BP everyone here I think would actually love him. That act soured him to many here. But honestly he was right to slap him for it, because all that guy did was apologize to a co-conspirator of Obama's business killing plans. BP is just like GE and they are deserving of scorn not apologies.

Posted by: buzzion at November 04, 2010 06:19 PM (oVQFe)

161 Of course Obama loves business.
Kinda like how a bank robber loves banks. After all, it's "where the money is"!

Posted by: Optimizer at November 04, 2010 06:43 PM (2lTU+)

162 Hire someone new? What for? So I can pay big bucks for HC coverage for them, or higher unemployment insurance, or high workmen's comp...? On top of whatever tax increase you and your Obamacrats have coming? On top of the thousands I'll have to pay for your mandated bloated Obamacare plans, On top of Medicare taxes, on top of FICA taxes, both of which are going broke with talk of higher taxes being their savior. This on top of the low reimbursements you pay for all the poor people that have been dumped onto SCHIP and Medicaid?

What part of government is the problem not solution don't you get?

IMHO, forget term limits. Politicians should be required to have as many years in the private sector (not counting lobbying or public union/bureaucrat work) as they have in office.

Posted by: drfredc at November 04, 2010 06:44 PM (ljMiA)

163 Obama: "[T]he most important thing we can do is to boost . . . our business sector . . . ."


Isn't "boost" slang for "steal"?

Posted by: Drinky Crow at November 04, 2010 06:46 PM (mAm+G)

164 Did anyone ever check to see if Caterpillar ever started hiring again after President Wonderful said they would after all the "shovel ready" projects he thought existed would be funded?

Posted by: Amor de Cosmos at November 04, 2010 06:52 PM (gI0Ku)

165 O/T [sort of] Those sibilant sssss whenver BO speaks reminds me of Prince John's sidekick, Sir Hissss, from Disney's animated Robin Hood. Do you think he does it on purpose so that is all anyone hears?

Posted by: Museisluse at November 04, 2010 07:05 PM (DTfXb)

166 Obama you blithering dumb fuck, I am giving you the finger, but you may not see giving it to you, because the fucking light bulbs that you mother fuckers require us to use are as dim as you.
Trust me You Commie motherfucker, I am giving you the finger.

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167 This FUCK STICK is so stupid I've renamed him Barack Hussein St Hubbins' Patron Saint of Rectal Itch.

Posted by: gus at November 04, 2010 07:20 PM (C02p4)

168 "The One" has no clue.

Just hire them? For what. He thinks business is a government agency, hire them bill someone.

He is FUCKING BRAIN DEAD.

Posted by: Kemp at November 04, 2010 07:54 PM (JpFM9)

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