Too Aweseome: Murkcokeski's Husband To Princess Lisa, Um How Do You Spell Your Name?

UPDATE: Awwww, the Anchorage Daily News left out that the NY Times Reporter thought he was joking.

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

...as the Murkowski family showed up at the poll to, presumably, write in the incumbent's name on their ballots. First, Sen. Lisa Murkowski left her ID in the car; then, Murkowski's husband, Verne Martell, asked from his voting booth, "Hon, how do you spell your last name?"

All I can say about that is BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: DrewM. at 05:57 PM



Comments

1 She responded it begins with a C and ends with an UNT.

Posted by: gus at November 02, 2010 05:58 PM (Vqruj)

2 God help us if this cretin wins. Please Alaska, give us Joe Miller.

Posted by: Dan at November 02, 2010 05:58 PM (1jzSs)

3 It's spelled M-I-L-L-E-R.

Posted by: EC at November 02, 2010 05:58 PM (f4TZ2)

4 No cold, loveless humping of the ice-twat for that guy tonight.

Posted by: sifty parties like it's 1773 at November 02, 2010 05:58 PM (lAHrJ)

5 This is not real. This cannot possibly be real. If it's real, then ace will give his life to Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Editor at November 02, 2010 05:59 PM (pUfK9)

6 Beyond Classic.

Posted by: Roadking at November 02, 2010 05:59 PM (BWJ16)

7 First place: Miller
Second Place: McAdams
Third Place: Murkisowscerrawfuckit.

Posted by: El Kabong at November 02, 2010 05:59 PM (8vVKQ)

8 After the nasal cavities, the memory is the next thing to go.

Posted by: Soap MacTavish at November 02, 2010 06:00 PM (vbh31)

9 All I can say about that is BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Unreal. That kid went HAW HAW!

Posted by: Delta Smelt at November 02, 2010 06:00 PM (AZWim)

10 Funniest headline ever. Please, please dear God let it be true.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 02, 2010 06:00 PM (UOM48)

11 Somebody married that rage-filled weasel?

Posted by: someone at November 02, 2010 06:00 PM (DfAwB)

12 Drudge has exit polling up:
EXIT POLLS:

Wisconsin: Johnson (R) defeats Feingold (D)
North Dakota: Hoeven (R) defeats Potter (D)
Arkansas: Boozman (R) defeats Lincoln (D)
Ohio: Portman (R) defeats Fisher (D)

Posted by: Skree at November 02, 2010 06:00 PM (r6JiF)

13 Without a doubt the FUNNIEST thing I have read all day!

Her own husband can't spell her name - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: FloridaBill at November 02, 2010 06:00 PM (/IFUc)

14 Nate Silver (I KNOW) has a Miller win at 70% chance. Hope he is right.

Posted by: Dan at November 02, 2010 06:00 PM (1jzSs)

15 Yes, it's P-R-I-N-C-E-S-S...and don't you forget it.

Posted by: Lisa, My Daddy Gave Me That Damned Seat and I'm Keeping It! at November 02, 2010 06:01 PM (M6enm)

16 "To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time, for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste." Deuteronomy 32:35

Posted by: mikeyslaw at November 02, 2010 06:01 PM (QMGr1)

17 Yes, he asked that, as he flipp'd the switch for Miller... LOL

Posted by: Romeo13 at November 02, 2010 06:01 PM (AdK6a)

18 It's M-O-R-E-C-O-K-E-P-L-E-A-S-E.

Posted by: WalrusRex at November 02, 2010 06:02 PM (xxgag)

19 Her husband is as pathetic as the poor rich doofus who married my life coach s-i-l. His life, too, will be a living hell. Ha!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 02, 2010 06:02 PM (UOM48)

20 First polls have closed in most of KY, and IN!

Fox is going over some of their exit polling now.

Posted by: DngrMse at November 02, 2010 06:02 PM (ygIR/)

21 Oh boy we get to watch Ariana the Huff , this will be super sweet.
S W E E P

Posted by: armchairpilot at November 02, 2010 06:03 PM (EgQB2)

22 BWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

Posted by: Unclefacts, Summoner of Meteors, Pudding Dipper Extraodinaire at November 02, 2010 06:03 PM (eCAn3)

23 In honor of the Democrats' love of musical theatre, I present you the wonderful:

Schadenfreude from Avenue Q:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9B-ZoS0wvU

Lyrics:


GARY COLEMAN:
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy

NICKY:
I'll say.

GARY COLEMAN:
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!

NICKY:
Happy?!

GARY COLEMAN:
Sorry, Nicky, human nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

NICKY:
Well that's not very nice, Gary!

GARY COLEMAN:
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!

D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?

NICKY:
Yeah...

GARY COLEMAN:
And ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling on their asses?

NICKY:
Sure!

GARY COLEMAN:
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!

NICKY:
You bet!

GARY COLEMAN:
That's...

GARY AND NICKY:
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!

NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?

GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"

NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

GARY COLEMAN:
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!

NICKY:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

GARY AND NICKY:
"No!!!"
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

NICKY:
Ooh, how about...
Straight-A students getting Bs?

GARY COLEMAN:
Exes getting STDs!

NICKY:
Waking doormen from their naps!

GARY COLEMAN:
Watching tourists reading maps!

NICKY:
Football players getting tackled!

GARY COLEMAN:
CEOs getting shackled!

NICKY:
Watching actors never reach

GARY AND NICKY:
The ending of their oscar speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great.

NICKY:
Sure!
We provide a vital service to society!

GARY AND NICKY:
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!

GARY COLEMAN:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!

Posted by: GONZO at November 02, 2010 06:04 PM (nTd0a)

24 will the Alaska Sup Court do the like the Fla Sup Ct in 2008 and allowthe election people to try to determine the intent of the voters? Someone who writes in "Lazy Mookskruntski" or "Lice infested Fat-twatski"could clearly have meant to write in "Lisa Moocowski", no?

Posted by: mallfly at November 02, 2010 06:04 PM (bJm7W)

25 Drudge has some exit poll predictions up.

Posted by: DngrMse at November 02, 2010 06:04 PM (ygIR/)

26 Frack. I wish the comments thing didn't trim carriage returns.

Posted by: GONZO at November 02, 2010 06:04 PM (nTd0a)

27 I think if it is true it was probably a ploy to get those within earshot a chance to spell it correctly... a smattering of electioneering methinks.That's assuming she answered him of course.

Posted by: brian448 at November 02, 2010 06:04 PM (yo9sW)

28 He couldn't find it on the write-in cheat-sheet?

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 02, 2010 06:05 PM (Vz9lf)

29 O.M.G. Just for shits and giggles, go to MSDNC. Olby, Madcow, O'Donnell are giving their own play-by-play. LOL!

Suicide watch, folks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 02, 2010 06:06 PM (UOM48)

30 If you follow the links through, apparently Mercokesky's husband was joking. Still pretty funny though. I'm saving a pudding portion for whenever the race is called for Joe, however many days that takes.

Posted by: stace at November 02, 2010 06:07 PM (8PLOi)

31 Hey guys, I'll be heading to the Chicago moron meetup at the Tilted Kilt bar in about a hour. I just realized most of the morons I have met in the past have been the west coast morons. I don't know what any of the Chicago morons look like. So if any of you good folks reading this are Chicago morons, I'll be the guy wearing jeans and a green nylon aviator style jacket with a bunch of USS Arleigh Burke (DDG-51) patches on it. If you could guide me to the right group so I'm not stumbling around the bar moron-like asking 'is this the ace of spades table?' that would be nice. Thanks

Posted by: chicagodudewhotrades at November 02, 2010 06:08 PM (neuNz)

32 Wait . . . . Merscruntski is married to a MAN?

WTF!!!!11!!11111!!!??


Posted by: Iowa Bob at November 02, 2010 06:08 PM (RJ+Yj)

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Posted by: armchairpilot at November 02, 2010 06:08 PM (EgQB2)

34 Suicide watch, folks.

I don't want to violate their sacrosanct right to choose death. That would be cruel.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 02, 2010 06:08 PM (Vz9lf)

35 26 Frack. I wish the comments thing didn't trim carriage returns.

Posted by: GONZO at November 02, 2010 06:04 PM (nTd0a)

^M! ^M! ^M!
Fucking DOS line feeds. Gah!

Posted by: The Dread Pirate Neck Beard at November 02, 2010 06:08 PM (wOtDN)

36 Aw, come on, he MUST have been being facetious in recognition of all the obfuscating people have been trying to do with her name and also probably let the poll workers know how it's spelled at the same time in hopes somebody will tell if asked.

Posted by: Anwyn at November 02, 2010 06:09 PM (ie2Wm)

37 Bwaaa! The MSDNC crew is barely holding it together. They're doing their best to preach doom gloom for us after the elections.

Oh, look! There's that douche Gene Robinson. I think Chrissy's on as well. Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 02, 2010 06:09 PM (UOM48)

38 Wouldn't Morecokeski answering her husband's question amount to electioneering? Just sayin......
GO MILLER!!!

Posted by: ak pud at November 02, 2010 06:09 PM (LvQK2)

39 Wait . . . . Merscruntski is married to a MAN?

Gold-diggers come in all genders.

Posted by: HeatherRadish at November 02, 2010 06:09 PM (Vz9lf)

40 O.M.G. Just for shits and giggles, go to MSDNC. Olby, Madcow, O'Donnell are giving their own play-by-play. LOL!Suicide watch, folks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 02, 2010 06:06 PM (UOM4
Can't stomach that, yet. Hasn't been an hour since I ate.

Posted by: Steph at November 02, 2010 06:09 PM (ZfkPl)

41 28 He couldn't find it on the write-in cheat-sheet?
.
I believe there's only one per polling place, and it is held for inspection by a poll worker and no, they can't copy it or take it to the booth. So, prospects on that looks really low, plus there were 160 more people on the sheet than Princess Cocaine-Whore Entitlement-ski .

Posted by: Inspector Asshole at November 02, 2010 06:11 PM (6Vkv/)

42 Oh my Lord!!!!! Fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 02, 2010 06:13 PM (9Cooa)

43 Is this for real?!?!
this cannot be real!

Posted by: johnc_recent_EX-dem at November 02, 2010 06:13 PM (ACkhT)

44 If the husband can't spell it the Inuits should have no problem with it, right?

Posted by: FlaviusJulius at November 02, 2010 06:14 PM (9cflz)

45 Did somebody order a category-five shit-storm?

We're probably going to see it head inwards soon between Coons' camp running scared in Delaware, Biden's rally in Vermont only drawing 200 people last night, and Reid's camp getting busted by a whistleblower within one of the casinos who has e-mail proof of the Reid camp leaning hard on casino management to turn out their employees to vote for him.

Posted by: Brandon In Baton Rouge at November 02, 2010 06:15 PM (b8JnP)

46 "If the husband can't spell it the Inuits should have no problem with it, right?"
Inuits? Aren't they the tax software people?

Posted by: Verne Martell at November 02, 2010 06:17 PM (jvqD3)

47 The husband was joking according to the original article.

Posted by: stace at November 02, 2010 06:17 PM (8PLOi)

48 Exit polls in Juneau and Anchorage are saying Lizard People by 15%. Miller's advantage in Fairbanks and the Mat-Su Valley won't enough to overcome that, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Groog at November 02, 2010 06:18 PM (IoUF1)

49 http://tinyurl.com/d68eju

Posted by: NotAMolly at November 02, 2010 06:18 PM (ADJFU)

50 You know... This is why teh womenz takez the fellaz namez wen dey getz mary-ed.
Tiz ezier for both the womenz and menz to remember on voter dayz.... And yerz don't end up wit kidz with dum last namez. Like-y Murkowski - Martell. or, a gurl with teh namez Sunshine O'Herlihy - Rabbinowitz. Or, Arnold Ishikawa - Onadingo.
Just sayinz itz ezier tis wayzz...

Posted by: newguy40 at November 02, 2010 06:19 PM (Jye7B)

51 Her husband asked her how to spell her name. Beggars the question: could she?

Downside: he's hoping that it's misspelled on their marriage certification, thereby invalidating their marriage. The race is on - can he escape faster than Crist's wife?

Posted by: Keith Arnold at November 02, 2010 06:20 PM (Jdtsu)

52

Her husband asked to try to electioneer at the polling place and influence the the 2 dozen people in line.


Posted by: s'moron at November 02, 2010 06:22 PM (UaxA0)

53 @45:

Vermonter here. At best we'll keep the Governor's race. There isn't a chance in hell that VT will oust Pat Leahy since the R candidate hasn't been seen anywhere beyond the random yard sign. Same with Peter Welch and the House race.

Given the disparity between Brian Dubie (R) and Peter Shumlin (D), I fear for my state when if Shumlin wins. He's openly craved the Governorship for several election cycles now (we elect Govs every 2 years), he wants to shut down the nuclear power plant that gives us 1/3 of our power (with nothing other than "wind, solar renewables" as a replacement), and he wants to kick out all of the medical insurers and go full-Canadian health care.

I can only hope that the enthusiasm gap seen in states with real races extends here to VT. Unfortunately, we are the last shining beacon of socialism and the crowd I stood in line with to vote this afternoon sure didn't look like the woodchucks that make up the last bastion of old-style Vermont "leave me alone I'll leave you alone" voters I grew up with.

Posted by: Captain Ned at November 02, 2010 06:23 PM (urE2F)

54 If you could guide me to the right group so I'm not stumbling around
the bar moron-like asking 'is this the ace of spades table?' that would
be nice. Thanks



Just yell "WHO'S GOT THE PUDDING!!!!!!". You'll be the life of the party.

By the way, I envy you. Moron meet-up on Donkpocalypse Day? That party's gonna be epic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 02, 2010 06:24 PM (DZVrI)

55 I think he was joking. But still....

Posted by: Average Jen at November 02, 2010 06:24 PM (mnNty)

56 He forgot the spelling after reading AoS

Posted by: kal at November 02, 2010 06:28 PM (OjgRD)

57 Ah, fuck it. I ended up checking the box for Miller.

Posted by: Verne Martell, at November 02, 2010 06:31 PM (TeM5H)

58 That was outstanding.

Posted by: Bomber at November 02, 2010 06:38 PM (d88g9)

59 I knew it was too good to be true.

Posted by: Editor at November 02, 2010 06:40 PM (pUfK9)

60 O.M.G. Just for shits and giggles, go to MSDNC. Olby, Madcow, O'Donnell are giving their own play-by-play. LOL!

Suicide watch, folks.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 02, 2010 06:06 PM (UOM4
Please, please, I'm begging the Moron Collective to Tivo/DVR/otherwise record as much MSM coverage as possible. Local, national, broadcast, cable, Internet, it's all good. Let's build an archive of video schadenfreude!

Posted by: Mary in LA at November 02, 2010 06:40 PM (NGf/6)

61 16
"To me belongeth vengeance and recompence; their foot shall slide in due time, for the day of their calamity is at hand, and the things that shall come upon them make haste." Deuteronomy 32:35
Posted by: mikeyslaw
Is that you, Jules?

Posted by: Vincent Vega at November 02, 2010 06:45 PM (8g9qq)

62
That M-U-R-K-Oh what the fuck, if you don't know by now, you stupid prick, you'll never learn!

Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at November 02, 2010 06:49 PM (LhrGg)

63 Sorry Stace, I don't think you're quite accurate here. Yeah, NOW it says that he was joking.
But originally, it didn't.
What you are seeing is the time honored example of the media doing an after the fact edit/scrub of an online post without publically anouncing this.
This is one of their most annoying habits.

Posted by: ed at November 02, 2010 06:53 PM (Zsqn4)

64 30If you follow the links through, apparently Mercokesky's husband was joking. Still pretty funny though. I'm saving a pudding portion for whenever the race is called for Joe, however many days that takes.
Posted by: stace at November 02, 2010 06:07 PM (8PLOi)
See comment # 63 for an update stace.

Posted by: ed at November 02, 2010 06:55 PM (Zsqn4)

65 Her last volley

http://tinyurl.com/2f8gv7m

Posted by: davidt at November 02, 2010 06:57 PM (9Pzy7)

66 They may have changed the article, but I still have trouble believing that Martell can't spell the last name of the clan he married into over 19 years ago, the clan that's been running AK for decades. Not even my husband is that clueless.

Posted by: stace at November 02, 2010 07:01 PM (8PLOi)

67 Obviously, he was trying to influence other people in the polling place... aren't there electioneering laws?

Posted by: malclave at November 02, 2010 07:08 PM (OCRaO)

68 So Greg is married to Leen zurwooski...that actually explains a lot...

Posted by: KZnextzone at November 02, 2010 07:21 PM (lDrlK)

69 The last sentence in the linked article now reads,

then, as they voted, Murkowski's husband, Verne Martell, joked from his booth, "Hon, how do you spell your last name?"

If it was changed from "asked" to "joked", there's no correction noted.

Hope you've got screencaps, Drew.

Posted by: DarthRove at November 02, 2010 07:34 PM (XRy8m)

70 Sounds like a stunt, just to give her an excuse to spell it for the benefit of anyone in the room.

The Joe Miller version:
Kathy: Honey, how do you spell your last name?
Joe: It's right there on the ballot, hon!

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