This is a Bacon Latte.

Bacon Latte

Recipe below

Prep time 2 hours 10 minutes
Actual cooking time is about 4 minutes.
What you need:
An espresso machine

2 shots fresh-brewed Espresso Coffee
2 cups 2% milk or skim (whole steams worse)
1 Tablespoon of REAL Maple Syrup
Heavy Whipped Cream to finish

1 Cook 6 of 7 strips , shake briefly when pulling off griddle and drop immediately into sealable jar/jug of 2 cups milk.
Refrigerate for 2 hours.

Chop remaining bacon into 1/4" strips. cook, dry, set aside for garnish.


1. Remove bacon from milk after the infusion. Set milk aside.
2. Brew 2 shots espresso
3. Set aside 1 TBLS maple syrup while brewing espresso
4. Steam (DO NOT OVER FROTH) the baconmilk
5. Drop syrup FIRST then shots then the steamed milk quickly into large mug. Stir slowly for 10 seconds (make sure you leave room for garnish).
6. Garnish with whipped cream and the bacon pieces.

You may thank me later.

Posted by: CAC at 11:30 PM


1 Ya know.. that could become my morning drink..

If.. If I were to win the lottery and I were able to hire the hot young phillipine housekeeper/cook I keep telling my wife is a must...

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at October 20, 2010 11:33 PM (Do528)

2 Does it come with a Lipitor mainline?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 20, 2010 11:34 PM (rNJC9)

3 This is a Bacon Latte.

There are many like it.

But this one is mine.

Posted by: blogRot at October 20, 2010 11:36 PM (hIQ81)

4 Blasphemy!
Thou shalt not sully thy Holy Bacon by allowing contact with any food which does not also come from the swine.
Yea, verily I say unto thee, thou mayest mix thy Holy Bacon with the Blessed Ham, the Supreme Sausage, or even the Spirit of the Ribs, but not the debased drink known as coffee.

Posted by: DanH at October 20, 2010 11:38 PM (uqanI)

5 Adding bacon to latte is like adding matter to antimatter. Bacon = manly, latte = pussy. Putting them together endangers the known universe.

Posted by: Shiner Bock at October 20, 2010 11:42 PM (ohvue)

6 Real men eat their bacon in black coffee.

Posted by: Chris R at October 20, 2010 11:45 PM (AO4qz)

7 Ya know, someone's gonna have to come up with a Bacon Pudding recipe for you degenerates before November 2nd -
Totally OT, but does anyone knowhow early ballotsare tabulated? Do they go ahead andopen them up andtally up who gets how many votes? I'm kind of wondering if all of these reports of early Democrat votes might not be ballots that were sent topeople who had voted (D) in the past, but were voting (R) in this election.
In other words, it is quite possible that even though a certain percentage of (D) ballots have been returned, many of those might actually be for an (R) candidate. I know a LOT of former(D)'s are mad as hell right now, and they would crawl across broken glass to pull the(R) lever.
Anyway, it's just a thought/question that I had.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at October 20, 2010 11:45 PM (uh/cU)

8 Teresa
Its based on the registration of the ballotee

Posted by: CAC at October 20, 2010 11:50 PM (lV4Fs)

9 Ya know, someone's gonna have to come up with a Bacon Pudding recipe for you degenerates before November 2nd
That would be a waste of a lot of perfectly good bacon. I'm personally stocking up on that aspartame crap.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at October 20, 2010 11:53 PM (5I0Yr)

10 All the food on the ONT made you hungry for something right? That looks so so good....

Posted by: curious at October 20, 2010 11:56 PM (p302b)

11 Thou shalt not sully thy Holy Bacon by allowing contact with any food which does not also come from the swine.

Bacon Cheeseburgers are not a heresy!

Posted by: HeatherRadish at October 21, 2010 12:01 AM (Vz9lf)

Bacon is the food pyramid.

So sayeth Ra.

Posted by: eman at October 21, 2010 12:02 AM (GuTnD)

13 God, I miss coffee.

Posted by: eman at October 21, 2010 12:03 AM (GuTnD)

14 Juan Williams is at a grocery store stocking up on pudding.

Posted by: eman at October 21, 2010 12:10 AM (GuTnD)

15 I must confess, Wendy's new bacon on their burgers is really really good. thick.. crunchy..

*checks his watch to see if it's too late...*

Posted by: ChiTown Jerry at October 21, 2010 12:12 AM (Do528)


CAC is my new Hero!


Posted by: Faye Kinnit at October 21, 2010 12:16 AM (l1oyw)

17 Gonna need one of those tonight. I got some spare time.

Posted by: Juan Williams, formerly of NPR at October 21, 2010 12:17 AM (j4xgZ)

18 Still got the Obama sticker on your Prius, Juan?

Posted by: eman at October 21, 2010 12:20 AM (GuTnD)

19 CAC, I saw construction barriers near NYC City Hall yesterday with "CAC" printed on them in huge letters. Boy, I'm impressed!

Posted by: ParisParamus at October 21, 2010 12:29 AM (gMzAL)

20 That bacon latte looks like a hate crime waiting to happen. You'd best consume that where the watchdogs of public shari'a compliance cannot observe.
In fact, you'd better take down the whole post. Don't even think about bacon.

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Posted by: Shiner Bock at October 20, 2010 11:42 PM (ohvue) are you still around? I just killed three of you tonight. What is this witchery?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2010 12:49 AM (S5aRP)

22 Yick!

Posted by: Judith Hofbauer at October 21, 2010 01:34 AM (2RDxj)

23 Maybe I was hasty. Maybe it should have been Yuck or Blech.

Posted by: Judith Hofbauer at October 21, 2010 01:35 AM (2RDxj)


Posted by: kevin117 at October 21, 2010 01:45 AM (nRtUY)

25 Ya know, someone's gonna have to come up with a Bacon Pudding recipe for you degenerates before November 2nd

I prefer to simply wrap my balls in bacon and be done with it.

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I'm now thinking of a SPAM Latte, with Bacon Maple Syrup...

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35 Those grout lines on the counter need a bit of work.

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36 My throat constricted at the bacon milk. oh dear.

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