Overnight Open Thread

Welcome to tonight's semi-half-assed hump day ONT.

The Original Marty McFly in Back to the Future

It's a little known piece of trivia that Eric Stoltz was originally cast as Marty McFly in Back To The Future. But after five weeks of filming Director Robert Zemeckis and producer Steve Spielberg decided he wasn't funny enough and replaced him with Michael J Fox and well, the rest is history. But in the 25th(!) anniversary version of the Back to the Future DVDs they've included some of the original footage giving us a glimpse of the movie that could have been.

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What National Health Care Leads To
According to this story out of Greece the the Benefits Division of the state insurance provider has decided not to provide special footwear to diabetic patients anymore since amputation is cheaper. But don't worry - under Obamacare if you like your foot, you'll be able to keep it. For now.

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No matter where you go There's Always a McDonalds Within 115 Miles of You
Well as the crow flies within the contiguous US. Some see this and despair, but I find it encouraging that no matter what a McDonalds is merely a few days hiking away. Currently the McFarthest spot is somewhere in northwestern Nevada.

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Able Danger Cover Up Smells Like Classic Clinton
Did the US government know that Mohammed Atta was a member of al Quaeda and a danger to the US a full year before 9/11? Well there's a good amount of evidence that that was the case and also that Clinton allies have gone to a lot of trouble to make sure it never comes to light.

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Man Drives Girlfriend Off the Road For Taking His PlayStation Away
If you read the story a couple of things stand out -
1. The man is 42 years old and unemployed.
2. He ran her off the road using the 1996 gold Porsche that she lets him use.
3. He didn't have a backup Playstation for just this kind of situation.
According to police when arrested he responded that he "didn't know what the big deal was." And told police, "I just wanted the game, I would never hurt her. I just wanted the game."
Game over dude, game over.

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Improv Everywhere's 8 Geekiest Stunts
Theses are just summaries - go to their web site to see and appreciate the full stunts. I've always like the one where they got 80 people to wear blue shirts and khakis and then go shopping in Best Buy.

The 15 Worst Treats to Give Out On Halloween
Okay these candies may be in the lower tier of the treat pyramid but I wouldn't say they're the absolute worst. That would be razor apples and pennies followed by those taffy things in orange and black wax paper.

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How To Do a Redneck Bus Jump
Well first you have to get a bus. Rentals are preferred.

Oh Yeah - Happy Birthday Navy
I was saving this and then totally forgot to use it.

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Comments

1 Obama apparently names his Sudan czar. God help us.
And Madge? I'd hit it.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2010 09:25 PM (zgZzy)

2 I kind of wish it was Stoltz.Fox became an insufferable douchebag after his illness.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:25 PM (E/E8X)

3 So how is O'Donnell doing?

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 09:26 PM (5I8G0)

4 According to this story out of Greece the the Benefits Division of the
state insurance provider has decided not to provide special footwear to
diabetic patients anymore since amputation is cheaper. But don't worry -
under Obamacare if you like your foot, you'll be able to keep it. For
now.

Those greedy limb-chopping gov't doctors of Greece. Palin Steele should hear about this atrocity immediately.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:26 PM (wU5x6)

5 Dots are okay.Italics suck.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:27 PM (E/E8X)

6 The Clinton's knew something and didn't do anything about it? Really? Why, that's crazy talk.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 09:27 PM (5I8G0)

7 The Clinton's knew something and didn't do anything about it?
Hard to believe, huh?

Posted by: Vince Foster at October 13, 2010 09:28 PM (zgZzy)

8 /i

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 13, 2010 09:28 PM (XDeui)

9 Italics?

1 Obama apparently names his Sudan czar. God help us.

The Muslims there slaughtering the natives will laugh, continue their rampage, and kill Clooney last. Unless Clooney is there to *really* provide Obama with an alternative service *wink, wink*.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:29 PM (wU5x6)

10 I see a new script was turned in for the Alien prequel for Ridley Scott. It seems that one of the roles is for a female Colonial Marine General and Natalie Portman is up for the role. She's only 30. I'm pretty sure that's a bit young to be a General. Not having high hopes for this movie.
http://tinyurl.com/37jvnmw

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 09:29 PM (5I8G0)

11 Maet's web - fu is quick tonite .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at October 13, 2010 09:30 PM (XDeui)

12 Evening, right leaning Morons.

Posted by: fluffy at October 13, 2010 09:30 PM (SwkdU)

13 The Muslims there slaughtering the natives will laugh, continue their rampage, and kill Clooney last. Unless Clooney is there to *really* provide Obama with an alternative service *wink, wink*.
But Clooney has patience and understanding. They wouldn't dare kill him!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2010 09:30 PM (zgZzy)

14 So what makes Clooney an expert on the Sudan? CNN?

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 09:31 PM (5I8G0)

15 I was seeing everything italicized for awhile.My joke now makes no sense.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:31 PM (E/E8X)

16
Great David Harsanyi Op/ed. Obama and the Chamber of Secrets.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 13, 2010 09:31 PM (0fzsA)

17 Where's our fucking McDonalds?

Posted by: Alaska, Hawaii, & Minor Outlying Islands & Territories at October 13, 2010 09:31 PM (uCjoj)

18
Billy Bob was drinkin' wine and tokin' weed when he jumped my band bus, and I fired him on the spot.

Posted by: Charlie Daniels at October 13, 2010 09:31 PM (v1gw3)

19 10 Oh Lord.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:31 PM (E/E8X)

20 14 So what makes Clooney an expert on the Sudan? CNN?
He once flew over the country en route to Cannes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2010 09:32 PM (zgZzy)

21 I got nothing. I'm going back to watching Chuck. Yvonne Strahovski in 3 different bikinis, in case you morons need incentive to watch.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at October 13, 2010 09:32 PM (YxBuk)

22 @ 2
I kind of wish it was Stoltz....

It certainly would be interesting -- Stoltz is a much better actor with broader range. Fox has always been fairly good at being his likable, one-note character, but he's no Brando.

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at October 13, 2010 09:32 PM (Edu7A)

23 The only way the playstation saga could get better was if his girlfriend was also uber hot.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 09:32 PM (uCjoj)

24 Posted by: Alaska, Hawaii, Minor Outlying Islands Territories at October 13, 2010 09:31 PM (uCjoj)

I love that the Hawaii McD's have pineapple and Spam on their menu. I'd much rather have fresh pineapple than hash browns for breakfast.

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at October 13, 2010 09:32 PM (YxBuk)

25 The APS posted a response to Harold Lewis' resignation. Lewis and two of his colleagues eviscerated it in a re-response. Pudding.

Posted by: cbullitt at October 13, 2010 09:33 PM (ljqbZ)

26 Anyone feel like moving to Chile with me? Their present has been there for more than 24 hours straight, hugging every minor as they came up. He immediately recruited the best help internationally to get it all done. You can tell that The guy is just exploding with pride in his country and it's people. All for 33 miners.

Meanwhile, we have a jackass who can't set aside 5 minutes from his golf game or back-to-back vacations to even provide 5 day after the fact prepared statements about an oil spill that impacts the entire south. The best he can do, after the vacation, is to talk about finding out whose ass to kick and how he will not rest... Until next week's vacation.

Watching e Chilean President highlight how far we've fallen.

Posted by: Damiano at October 13, 2010 09:33 PM (PA722)

27 I see a new script was turned in for the Alien prequel for Ridley Scott. It seems that one of the roles is for a female Colonial Marine General and Natalie Portman is up for the role. She's only 30. I'm pretty sure that's a bit young to be a General. Not having high hopes for this movie.I want an Alien 5 damnit! Or the Alien 3 I was promised!

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 09:33 PM (uCjoj)

28 #20 He once flew over the country en route to Cannes.

Or he read an LA Times editorial on the situation there once.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:33 PM (wU5x6)

29 23 The only way the playstation saga could get better was if his girlfriend was also uber hot.

If you're like me, you clicked the link to see if there was a pic of the babe.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2010 09:33 PM (zgZzy)

30 I love that the Hawaii McD's have pineapple and Spam on their menu. I'd much rather have fresh pineapple than hash browns for breakfast.I'm not much on hash browns either. I did like the err country style potato things that Hardee's had. They were like little grilled potato squares with sausage gravy and cheese. Unfortunately they also had 500+ calories when I looked them up later. I don't think they have them anymore anyway.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 09:34 PM (uCjoj)

31 Or he someone read to him an LA Times editorial on the situation there once.

FTFY

Posted by: Rum, Goddess of Doom at October 13, 2010 09:34 PM (YxBuk)

32 I want an Alien 5 damnit! Or the Alien 3 I was promised!
Aliens was the best in my opinion. By far.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2010 09:35 PM (zgZzy)

33 It seems that one of the roles is for a female Colonial Marine General
and Natalie Portman is up for the role. She's only 30. I'm pretty sure
that's a bit young to be a General. Not having high hopes for this
movie.

I'm going to get my proverbial ass kicked on this thread, but I am sick of the feminazi-ation of the action movie genre. No matter how much dick some officer sucks, she will not be a General officer until she reaches her 50's. Anytime before that, is PC bullshit.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 09:35 PM (Jx0x6)

34 29
23 The only way the playstation saga could get better was if his girlfriend was also uber hot.

If you're like me, you clicked the link to see if there was a pic of the babe.

Your quest for decadence is predictable .

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:35 PM (wU5x6)

35
In India, 40% of he population are so poor, they live on less than $1.25 per day.

In America, our poor kids are fat. I predict eventually all kids will have to go on
the show The Biggest Loser, and it will be paid for with our tax dollars.

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 13, 2010 09:36 PM (0fzsA)

36 Actually, the PlayStation 3 saga could be better if he tried to use the Move to drive the car. I'm surprised he knew how to drive.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 09:36 PM (5I8G0)

37 29The amazing thing is that he HAD a girlfriend.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:36 PM (E/E8X)

38 Yeah, the diabetic foot thing. One of the comments Obama made during the obamacare debate was that there are doctors who will lop off a diabetic patient's foot or leg so that he can get paid more. I couldn't believe that no one on his staff informed this genius that your family physician or gp wouldn't amputate himself, he would send you to a surgeon. It didn't seem that President Brilliant had any idea about the difference between your regular doctor and specialists.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 09:36 PM (BgrgU)

39 This year myHalloween treats will be frozen bean burritos. Tasty and nutritious.

Posted by: Cicero at October 13, 2010 09:36 PM (Jl3/t)

40 So, I've been lurking on here on and off for what seems like a long damn time (I remember the first ONT if that's any indication), and I've been wondering... When did Kratos go from being addicted to Skinemax Porn, to decrying decadence and hating boobies? Like, what the hell?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 09:37 PM (8uDC8)

41 Also, what's wrong with Dots?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 09:37 PM (8uDC8)

42 This year myHalloween treats will be frozen bean burritos. Tasty and nutritious.
Fuck you.

Posted by: Taco Bell at October 13, 2010 09:37 PM (uCjoj)

43 Here's one way to make the Playstation saga better. Add these two real life vampires and a homeless man and you have yourself a made for TV movie!
http://tinyurl.com/24gg38o

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 09:37 PM (5I8G0)

44 I got a rock.

Posted by: Charlie Brown in a contour sheet with holes all through it at October 13, 2010 09:38 PM (u3Zi5)

45 So, I've been lurking on here on and off for what seems like a long damn time (I remember the first ONT if that's any indication), and I've been wondering... When did Kratos go from being addicted to Skinemax Porn, to decrying decadence and hating boobies? Like, what the hell?I knew Kratos at some point lapped up the porn like MeggieMac laps up the man juice.

Posted by: Taco Bell at October 13, 2010 09:38 PM (uCjoj)

46 Will Matt Damon be asked to serve as Obama's ME envoy now that Rahm's leaving?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:38 PM (wU5x6)

47 This guy with the Playstation, do he and his girlfriend, by any chance, live in his mom's basement?

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 09:39 PM (BgrgU)

48 Kratos and I go way back.

Posted by: Shannon Tweed at October 13, 2010 09:39 PM (5I8G0)

49 Your quest for decadence is predictable .
I'm very, very weak.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 13, 2010 09:39 PM (zgZzy)

50 Kratos and I go way back.
Posted by: Shannon Tweed at
Where ya' been?

Posted by: Kratos's Old Soaked Tube Sock at October 13, 2010 09:40 PM (uCjoj)

51 What's the most remote McDonalds you morons/moronettes have ever eaten at? (Screw it; I love dangling participles.) And did ithave anything strange on the menu?

Posted by: Cicero at October 13, 2010 09:41 PM (Jl3/t)

52 Will Matt Damon be asked to serve as Obama's ME envoy now that Rahm's leaving?

Not middle east, but Halstead street in Chicago. Jugears can't suck all those dicks by himself.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 09:41 PM (Jx0x6)

53 "I'd like to kick the guy who came up with prop 23 square in the nuts. Nice try on deception, ass. I'm voting NO."
So why is Nathan Fillion going ape-shit against Prop 23? Is he just going full-blown hippy or is this really a bad bill?

Posted by: CrustyB at October 13, 2010 09:41 PM (qzgbP)

54 40
So, I've been lurking on here on and off for what seems like a long damn
time (I remember the first ONT if that's any indication), and I've been
wondering... When did Kratos go from being addicted to Skinemax Porn,
to decrying decadence and hating boobies? Like, what the hell?

Where in the hell did this coordinated campaign to denigrate my anti-decadence crusade originate from?

/And if you must know, I was purified with the power of the Blade of Olympus...and GoW3 in general.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:41 PM (wU5x6)

55 I have a friend who just went to Afghanistan. I want to send him a box of stuff. What should I send him. Included everything. I've already figured out this is going to be an expensive proposition but he's worth every penny.

Posted by: curious at October 13, 2010 09:41 PM (p302b)

56 Happy fuckin' Birthday to the US Navy!!

I propose that in celebration, we all cuss like fuckin' Sailors tonight. I mean, more than we usually do. Oh, and drink rum. Or whatever is handy.

235 years, I'll fuckin' drink to that.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 09:41 PM (d88g9)

57 Anyone feel like moving to Chile with me? Their present has been there
for more than 24 hours straight, hugging every minor as they came up.
I'm game.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at October 13, 2010 09:41 PM (yIpff)

58 Posted by: Shannon Tweed at
Where ya' been?

Posted by: Kratos's Old Soaked Tube Sock at October 13, 2010 09:40 PM (uCjoj)
Back off boys, she's all mine.

Posted by: Gene Simmons at October 13, 2010 09:41 PM (5I8G0)

59 Fuckin' A Bomber!

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 09:42 PM (5I8G0)

60 Dots, Smarties, Jolly Ranchers? What kid is retarded enough to not like these?

Jolly Ranchers especially.

Posted by: Robert at October 13, 2010 09:42 PM (jYQ2v)

61 What's the most remote McDonalds you morons/moronettes have ever eaten at?

Not very remote, but best I can come up with is Trier in Germany.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 09:42 PM (Jx0x6)

62 What should I send him. A naked hot girl?

Posted by: Kratos's Old Soaked Tube Sock at October 13, 2010 09:42 PM (uCjoj)

63 Tom Selleck was going to be the lead in Raiders of the Lost Ark but CBS wouldn't let him and he honored his contract.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:42 PM (E/E8X)

64 54 40 Where in the hell did this coordinated campaign to denigrate my anti-decadence crusade originate from? /And if you must know, I was purified with the power of the Blade of Olympus...and GoW3 in general.
Wasn't me.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 13, 2010 09:43 PM (Yq+qN)

65 I'm game.
Posted by: Roman Polanski atWe should bring back the death penalty.

Posted by: Chile at October 13, 2010 09:43 PM (uCjoj)

66 What's the most remote McDonalds you
morons/moronettes have ever eaten at? (Screw it; I love dangling
participles.) And did ithave anything strange on the menu?

Guam. Nothing odd, but no Monopoly either.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 09:43 PM (d88g9)

67 No Navy birthday ball to go to in Kansas or is that not allowed at the Joint School there Bomber?

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 09:43 PM (5I8G0)

68 What's the most remote McDonalds you morons/moronettes have ever eaten
at?
Hamburg, Germany, Thanksgiving Day of 2004. Not really remote but pretty damn far away from most of us.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at October 13, 2010 09:43 PM (yIpff)

69 56
Happy fuckin' Birthday to the US Navy!!

Hell ya! Happy B-day, squids! Cheers!

Darn, there's no alcohol present.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:43 PM (wU5x6)

70 54 - It's not coordinated. I was just curious. Because Skinemax was AALLL you used to talk about. And, you know, chaos.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 09:43 PM (8uDC8)

71 You think apples were a bad halloween treat for you? When I grew up, my parents had a small fruit farm. We had a barn full of stored apples. You can imagine the thrill of getting an apple. But I love Dots, and now you have me jonesing for some.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 09:43 PM (BgrgU)

72 Obama apparently names his Sudan czar. God help us.

Not a surprise. George Clooney was just at the White House to ask for help in Sudan (looks like he's ditched Darfur). I'm sure George's largesse and deep pocketed friends have something to do with this.

Posted by: runningrn at October 13, 2010 09:44 PM (qY2Vc)

73
Happy fuckin' Birthday to the US Navy!!

I propose that in
celebration, we all cuss like fuckin' Sailors tonight. I mean, more
than we usually do. Oh, and drink rum. Or whatever is handy.

235 years, I'll fuckin' drink to that.

Okay, Happy B-Day. As an Air Force vet, it's the least I can do.
P.S. We still have the best chow.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 09:44 PM (Jx0x6)

74 Wait, is it squids or swabbies? My armed forces terms are rusty.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:45 PM (wU5x6)

75 Currently the McFarthest spot is somewhere in northwestern Nevada.

Northwestern Nevada's about a couple hundred miles away from *anything*, let alone a McD's.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 13, 2010 09:45 PM (SHKl9)

76
Quickie, lunchtime dinnertime questions

Posted by: Lemon Kitten at October 13, 2010 09:45 PM (0fzsA)

77 I like those Hollywood "what might have been" stories.John Hurt got to have the alien burst his chest in Alien because the original actor became ill.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:45 PM (E/E8X)

78
No Navy birthday ball to go to in Kansas or is that not allowed at the Joint School there Bomber?

Next Friday. Gotta dig out the mess dress.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 09:45 PM (d88g9)

79 Check it!

Murkowshit camp no comment on senators alleged history of cocaine abuse

at

http://www.riehlworldview.com


Posted by: 8starsnorth at October 13, 2010 09:45 PM (HgipJ)

80 I ate at a McDonald's in Richmond, VAonce. Just inside the front door there was a French fry covered in ants on the floor. Instead of sweeping it outside they put a yellow floor sign over it and left it there.

Posted by: CrustyB at October 13, 2010 09:45 PM (qzgbP)

81
Wait, is it squids or swabbies? My armed forces terms are rusty.

Seamen. Speaks for itself.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 09:46 PM (Jx0x6)

82 69 Thanks to Josephus Daniels Secretary of the Navy under Woodrow Wilson.God I hat that guy!

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:46 PM (E/E8X)

83 70
54 - It's not coordinated. I was just curious. Because Skinemax was AALLL you used to talk about. And, you know, chaos.

Must you remind me? Must I still atone for my past transgressions? Enough...grrr.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:46 PM (wU5x6)

84 I ate at a McDonald's in Richmond, VAonce. Just inside the front door there was a French fry covered in ants on the floor. Instead of sweeping it outside they put a yellow floor sign over it and left it thereYeah there are some bad parts of Richmond...

Posted by: Mayor L. Douglas Wilder at October 13, 2010 09:46 PM (uCjoj)

85 51 What's the most remote McDonalds you morons/moronettes have ever eaten at? (Screw it; I love dangling participles.) And did ithave anything strange on the menu?
------------
Eindhoven, Holland. Don't know about the menu, 'cause it was in Dutch. I had a quarter pounder, fries, and a coke. The placemat had a story about a Norwegian fellow who collects McDonald's place mats (there were enough cognates for me to get the gist of the story); I saved the placemat, of course.

Posted by: anachronda at October 13, 2010 09:46 PM (JgubT)

86 @ 63 Tom Selleck was going to be the lead in Raiders of the Lost Ark but CBS wouldn't let him and he honored his contract.

I can see him in that role -- he did make that "adventure" film High Road To China. Sure, the film sucked massive balls, but he's a credible action lead.

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at October 13, 2010 09:46 PM (Edu7A)

87 Few people realize that Madge the Palmolive Mavin is Flo the Progressive Insurance girl's Mom.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 09:46 PM (tJjm/)

88 82 He took liquor off US Navy ships.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:47 PM (E/E8X)

89 I love that the Hawaii McD's have pineapple and Spam on their menu. I'd much rather have fresh pineapple than hash browns for breakfast.

The last time I was ata Mickey D's in Oahu, they had Saimen noodleswith portugese sausage--yum!

Posted by: runningrn at October 13, 2010 09:47 PM (qY2Vc)

90 Must you remind me? Must I still atone for my past transgressions? Enough...grrr.Yes.

Posted by: Krato's Testes, Still Angry At The Immense Milking They Took at October 13, 2010 09:47 PM (uCjoj)

91 Thanks to Josephus Daniels Secretary of the Navy under Woodrow Wilson.God I hat that guy!

You and me both. Fuck ol' Josephus.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 09:48 PM (d88g9)

92 @86: the problem with Tom Selleck was always his voice. His looks were ruggedly handsome, and he's tall, sure. But the moment he opens his mouth and starts to talk, it reminds one of a squeaky voiced pimply teenager.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 09:48 PM (tJjm/)

93 87 I'd hit Flo.Seriously with a right hook.No,I'd do her.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:48 PM (E/E8X)

94 Eindhoven, Holland. Don't know about the menu, 'cause it was in Dutch. I had a quarter pounder, fries, and a coke.

Are you sure it wasn't a Royale with Cheese?

Posted by: Jules at October 13, 2010 09:48 PM (d88g9)

95 #89 The last time I was ata Mickey D's in Oahu, they had Saimen noodleswith portugese sausage--yum!

So what does the Mickey D's in Centraila serve for breakfast, runningrn? Souls with a side of fruit?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:48 PM (wU5x6)

96 No,I'd do her
Yeah...about that..

Posted by: Will Folks at October 13, 2010 09:49 PM (uCjoj)

97 ....something wrong with chaos?



How do you people use this incredibly ghetto comment system?.... I dun understand.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 09:49 PM (8uDC8)

98 Oh, and whoever said something earlier about Obama not distinguishing between a surgeon and a general practitioner, he did the same thing with pediatricians. He accused them of treating patients by what they could charge on the fee schedule and that they were stealing tonsils because they could make more money. Pediatricians don't do surgery! It would be an otorhinolaryngologist who is a surgeon. I felt the same anger/irritation that this guy the media touted as the smartest person in the room was an uninformed lying jacktard.

Posted by: runningrn at October 13, 2010 09:49 PM (qY2Vc)

99 Did the US government know that Mohammed Atta was a member of al Quaeda
and a danger to the US a full year before 9/11? Well there's a good
amount of evidence that that was the case and also that Clinton allies
have gone to a lot of trouble to make sure it never comes to light.

Imagine how different the history of the last decade might have been if Bush 43 had gone the full disclosure route on the intelligence failures before he came to office.

The unity he achieved by sweeping Clinton's failures and crimes under the rug netted us about one and a half years after 9/11 before the Democrats decided to bring Bush down by losing the war...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 09:49 PM (bgcml)

100 92
@86: the problem with Tom Selleck was always his voice. His looks were
ruggedly handsome, and he's tall, sure. But the moment he opens his
mouth and starts to talk, it reminds one of a squeaky voiced pimply
teenager.
That's why he was perfect in his role for the movie In and Out.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:50 PM (wU5x6)

101 Poor urban kids, especially today. I lived in the country and we drove around and got little sacks of candy, lots of it was home-made too. I recall loving popcorn balls since my mom never made them herself.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 13, 2010 09:50 PM (dkExz)

102 All I remember from High Road to China is an air combat scene where he shoots down another biplane with an overwing mounted Lewis gun.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:50 PM (E/E8X)

103 90 Must you remind me? Must I still atone for my past transgressions? Enough...grrr.

Yes.
Posted by: Krato's Testes, Still Angry At The Immense Milking They Took at October 13, 2010 09:47 PM (uCjoj)

Don't blame Kratos - I let my fingers do the walking...

Posted by: Rosie Kratos at October 13, 2010 09:50 PM (tJjm/)

104 Pediatricians don't do surgery! It would be an
otorhinolaryngologist who is a surgeon. I felt the same
anger/irritation that this guy the media touted as the smartest person
in the room was an uninformed lying jacktard.

Posted by: runningrn at October 13, 2010 09:49 PM (qY2Vc)
I bet you have a collection of tonsils in a jar!

Posted by: Barack "paranoid at October 13, 2010 09:50 PM (bgcml)

105 I want His Awesomeness to name Babs Streisand the environmental nutjob czar because she thinks all us little people should hang our laundry in the yard to dry, instead of doing something as evil as using a dryer. Cause if you can't afford to hire hispanics to do all your work for you, you are harming the environment.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 09:50 PM (BgrgU)

106 So what does the Mickey D's in Centraila serve for breakfast, runningrn? Souls with a side of fruit?

Ted Kennedy on a stick! Robert Byrd on a sheet of puff pastry!

Posted by: runningrn at October 13, 2010 09:50 PM (qY2Vc)

107 Here's irony. Last Thursday night, I was supposed to assist in the distribution of 700 unemployment notices at my job. At 0635 hrs Friday morning, the joke was on me, when I was one of the 700. My last day is Dec. 10th. But, they did offer a decent severance package I guess.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 09:51 PM (Jx0x6)

108 93 87 I'd hit Flo.Seriously with a right hook.No,I'd do her.
Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:48 PM (E/E8X)

Why do you consider it an either/or proposition?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 09:51 PM (tJjm/)

109 I'd hit Flo.Seriously with a right hook.No,I'd do her.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:48 PM (E/E8X)
Sacred Honor compels me to say I've gotten better - and I don't mean insurance rates.

Posted by: Will Folks at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (bgcml)

110
I bet you have a collection of tonsils in a jar!

Jars, on a shelf. Underneath my amputated feet that I hung from the ceiling.

Posted by: runningrn at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (qY2Vc)

111 I'm going to get my proverbial ass kicked on this thread, but I am sick of the feminazi-ation of the action movie genre. No matter how much dick some officer sucks, she will not be a General officer until she reaches her 50's. Anytime before that, is PC bullshit.
Quit spoiling all the fun.

Posted by: Anime writer who likes 16 yo submarine captains at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (8kv9l)

112 My last day is Dec. 10th

Damn, that sucks. Sorry, Sam.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (d88g9)

113 Okay, now I'm sorry I said anything. I should have predicted the inevitable wanking jokes. Don't hate me! ;-;

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (8uDC8)

114 94 Eindhoven, Holland. Don't know about the menu, 'cause it was in Dutch. I had a quarter pounder, fries, and a coke.

Are you sure it wasn't a Royale with Cheese?
--
I'm pretty certain that's Burger We-Don't-Dare-Call-It-King-In-A-Monarchy.

Posted by: anachronda at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (JgubT)

115 Ted Kennedy on a stick!
300 proof?

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (uCjoj)

116 Oh, and President Brilliant can make Michael Moore the Healthy Eating Czar. Cause obesity is a big problem in this country, and all those dumb citizens need to be told how to eat properly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (BgrgU)

117 1) Re: Back to the Future, "Footage" means something different in my universe. You know, actually seeing the original footage, for more than a few seconds, without a couple of self-important yobboes YAKKING over it the whole time. I actually like commentary, but there was no actual FOOTAGE to see first before the commentary.

That pissed me off, because it's kind of like being Rick-rolled.

2) Able Danger - Yep, pretty much. Just go get the DVD of The Path to 9/11.... OH, WAIT, YOU CAN'T.

Why does a film studio NOT release a DVD? Why do they NOT want to make money?

NO, OF COURSE THERE WAS NO COVER-UP. NEVER!

Posted by: Merovign, Strong on His Mountain at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (bxiXv)

118 108 I'm a gentleman.I draw the line at a little gentle choking.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (E/E8X)

119 I'm pretty sure that as a kid I got every candy item on that list. That is why as an adult (and if I'm home that night) I give out top of the line chocolate candies: those mini Hershey bar thingies (Krackle, Mr Goodbar, etc)or mini Snickers bars
SNICKERSARE FOR CLOSERS
I was dubious about the McDonalds thing cuz I go way out in the Utah boonies to camp and thought for sure I could get farther away from a McD'sd than the Nevada example- but a quick look at Google maps and I found out the nearest McD's was less than 100 miles from where I go camping-
Used to be that everyone in America was less than 10 miles from a Radio Shack, but in today's Oconomy, that is sadly no longer true

Posted by: Jones at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (ZH73Z)

120 Here's irony. Last Thursday night, I was supposed to assist in the distribution of 700 unemployment notices at my job. At 0635 hrs Friday morning, the joke was on me, when I was one of the 700. My last day is Dec. 10th. But, they did offer a decent severance package I guess.

Ouch! So sorry to hear that Sam. I hope you are relaxing right now with the adult beverage of your choice.

Posted by: runningrn at October 13, 2010 09:53 PM (qY2Vc)

121 @ 87 Few people realize that Madge the Palmolive Mavin is Flo the Progressive Insurance girl's Mom.

Y'know that old moral dilemma question about the possibility of traveling back in time to kill baby Hitler? Well, given the above information, I think a new wrinkle could be introduced: Who would you take out first, baby Hitler or baby Madge? 'Cause, I mean, those damn Progressive commercials need to be stopped. Now.

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at October 13, 2010 09:53 PM (Edu7A)

122 I saw a pic of Will Folks' wife once.
I don't know if he has a Jim Jones effect on people or if she was really just a well-designed blow up doll. Because I can think of no other explanation.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 09:53 PM (uCjoj)

123 Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (d88g9)

Welcome to Cessna Aircraft here in Wichita Kansas.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 09:53 PM (Jx0x6)

124 Ted Kennedy on a stick!
300 proof?

He's marinated first in our secret sauce.

Posted by: runningrn at October 13, 2010 09:54 PM (qY2Vc)

125 55: well if you can fit it in the flat-rate USPS boxes it will only cost you about $12 for shipping --thats the about 1/2 cubic foot size box. I have read that high quality hiking socks are appreciated.

Posted by: PaleRider at October 13, 2010 09:54 PM (dkExz)

126 Lindsay Lohan can be the Anti Salt czarina. Then the drunken little tramp can use all the saved salt on her many, and numerous margaritas. It's a win win.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 09:54 PM (BgrgU)

127 Y'know that old moral dilemma question about the possibility of traveling back in time to kill baby Hitler? Well, given the above information, I think a new wrinkle could be introduced: Who would you take out first, baby Hitler or baby Madge? 'Cause, I mean, those damn Progressive commercials need to be stopped. Now.
You wouldn't have had to take out Hitler if I wasn't an incompetant nincumpoop

Posted by: Franz von Papen at October 13, 2010 09:54 PM (uCjoj)

128 Speaking of Flo, I am rather amused that one of the biggest funders of the fatcat insurance hating left is fatcat insurance billionaire Peter Lewis.

And let's not even start on Bond villain George Soros...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 09:55 PM (bgcml)

129 I'm assuming the candy making the most-hated list is actually on there because people get so many of them. My favourite things to get were always Peanut Butter Cups and Heath Bars.

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 13, 2010 09:55 PM (Yq+qN)

130 #119 Used to be that everyone in America was less than 10 miles from a Radio
Shack, but in today's Oconomy, that is sadly no longer true

That's a good thing, because Radio Suck is terrible these days.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:55 PM (wU5x6)

131 @121: well, those... and those swisher-wiper (or whatever the fuck you call 'em) commercials. If I hear "Love Stinks!" one more, I swear I'm throwing my neighbor's cat right thru the TV screen.

(It's OK - I'm pretty sure that cat is plotting against me, anyway)

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 09:56 PM (tJjm/)

132 You wouldn't have had to take out Hitler if I wasn't an incompetant nincumpoop

Posted by: Franz von Papen at October 13, 2010 09:54 PM (uCjoj)
Or if France and Britain had a spine in 1936, 37, or 38.
Of course then we'd be reading about Neville Chamberlain's illegal war that killed tens of thousands of people for nothing.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 09:56 PM (bgcml)

133 That's a good thing, because Radio Suck is terrible these days.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:55 PM (wU5x6)

I only partially agree with that statement. If you want an obscure connector, there is still no better place to get it than Radio Shack.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 09:57 PM (Jx0x6)

134 @ 117 Re: Back to the Future, "Footage" means something different in my
universe. You know, actually seeing the original footage, for more than a
few seconds, without a couple of self-important yobboes YAKKING over it
the whole time. I actually like commentary, but there was no actual
FOOTAGE to see first before the commentary.

^THIS.

(But is it "yobbOES" or "yobbOS"? Dan Quail got in trouble for that kinda shit.)

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at October 13, 2010 09:57 PM (Edu7A)

135 126 Lindsay Lohan can be the Anti Salt czarina. Then the drunken little tramp can use all the saved salt on her many, and numerous margaritas. It's a win win.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 09:54 PM (BgrgU)

Maybe we can enlist her and Britney in a Panties Are Unhygienic and Should be Banned campaign...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 09:57 PM (tJjm/)

136 Or if France and Britain had a spine in 1936, 37, or 38.
Well it surely wasn't due to my foreign policy skills.

Posted by: Joachim von Ribbentrop at October 13, 2010 09:58 PM (uCjoj)

137 Clooney really is qualified for this job with Sudan because, you know, he was in some movie about the mideast. Everyone knows that reading a script beats real world experience any day of the week. Maybe they'll make Charlie Sheen head of the Department of Defense since he once played a soldier in a war movie.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 09:58 PM (BgrgU)

138 Maybe we can enlist her and Britney in a Panties Are Unhygienic and Should be Banned campaign...Do you really want to see her herpes sores?

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 09:58 PM (uCjoj)

139 129
I'm assuming the candy making the most-hated list is actually on there
because people get so many of them. My favourite things to get were
always Peanut Butter Cups and Heath Bars.

My, how decadent!

My favorite candies were the Snickers bars and the Hershey bars, especially if I got the rare ones with almonds.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 09:58 PM (wU5x6)

140 >Northwestern Nevada's about a couple hundred miles away from *anything*, let alone a McD's.
That's not entirely true.

Posted by: Unnamed Department of Defense contractor at October 13, 2010 09:58 PM (ZH73Z)

141 Oh, and President Brilliant can make Michael Moore
the Healthy Eating Czar. Cause obesity is a big problem in this country,
and all those dumb citizens need to be told how to eat properly.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 09:52 PM (BgrgU)
He is certainly a well practiced masticater.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 09:58 PM (bgcml)

142 132 It really is pretty much all on Britain.France wanted to act when Hitler remilitirized the Rhineland but only with British agreement.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:59 PM (E/E8X)

143 @137: I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV!

Posted by: Actor in a White Lab Coat at October 13, 2010 09:59 PM (tJjm/)

144 I give out Dots on Halloween. Why, you may ask? So that I don't eat them before the trickortreaters get there or eat what is left after they leave. Nothing else is safe.

Posted by: dagny at October 13, 2010 09:59 PM (sGhq1)

145 Well it surely wasn't due to my foreign policy skills.

Posted by: Joachim von Ribbentrop at October 13, 2010 09:58 PM (uCjoj)
I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy!

Posted by: Baghdad Bob at October 13, 2010 09:59 PM (bgcml)

146 126 Lindsay Lohan can be the Anti-semen czarina. Then the drunken
little tramp can use all the saved semen on her face. many, and numerous
margaritas. It's a win win.


Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 09:54 PM (BgrgU)

Fify.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 10:00 PM (Jx0x6)

147 #132 Of course then we'd be reading about Neville Chamberlain's illegal war that killed tens of thousands of people for nothing.

The Soviets would have filled the void that the Nazis vacated.

Destiny always struggles to reassert the pattern meant to be.

/Bonus points if you get the reference.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:00 PM (wU5x6)

148 138 Maybe we can enlist her and Britney in a Panties Are Unhygienic and Should be Banned campaign...

Do you really want to see her herpes sores?
Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 09:58 PM (uCjoj)

HEY! Leave us out of this!

Posted by: Lindsey Lohan's herpes sores. at October 13, 2010 10:00 PM (tJjm/)

149 Chunkies were awesome.They still make those?

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:00 PM (E/E8X)

150 xkcd: Paradise City

Posted by: Miss'80sBaby at October 13, 2010 10:00 PM (Yq+qN)

151 Welcome to Cessna Aircraft here in Wichita Kansas.

My last real job before the Navy was for a small airport in Florida. Cessna dealer back in the day. I heard stories about them taking a 206 full of pilots up to the factory and flying back with new 172s and 152s, loose form at 500 feet. Cessna was making a comeback in the late 90s after surviving the fuckin' lawyers, but now I wonder if they'll survive the fuckin' Democrats.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:00 PM (d88g9)

152 15
I was seeing everything italicized for awhile.My joke now makes no sense.

Happens to me all the time...

Posted by: s☺mej☼e at October 13, 2010 10:01 PM (f0UXf)

153 Trix, three musketeers, and junior mints all the way. And anything solid chocolate. My neighbor down the street gives out full-sized Hershey bars every year. I'm 24 and I still go down there and con him out of his chocolate. I'm a horrible person.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:01 PM (8uDC8)

154 I confess I havent read the thread yet, but did anyone bring up the fact that Pelousy is going to be at Microsoft tomorrow for some tour or something? What did we do to deserve a visit from the wicked witch here on the Eastside? And, believe me, a tour of Microsoft just isnt that thrilling.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 10:02 PM (RZ8pf)

155 It really is pretty much all on Britain.France
wanted to act when Hitler remilitirized the Rhineland but only with
British agreement.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 09:59 PM (E/E8X)
IIRC, we known from German documents that they would have backed down if the French pressed the issue. And you'll recall that France was thought to have the best army in the world in 1936. So the French didn't need explicit British backing to have stopped Hitler in his tracks...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 10:02 PM (bgcml)

156 147 So,WW2 would have happened anyway but it would have been the allies against the Soviets.No cold war because Russia gets crushed.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:02 PM (E/E8X)

157 My nominee for the stupidest commercial of all time HAS to be the one I min post 143: the actor comes on screen in a white lab coat, and declares that he's not an doctor but plays one on TV. Now that he established his medical bona fides, he proceeds to advocate a certain brand of aspirin or whatever.

How stupid did the ad company think we all were?

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 10:03 PM (tJjm/)

158 Cessna was making a comeback in the late 90s after
surviving the fuckin' lawyers, but now I wonder if they'll survive the
fuckin' Democrats.


Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:00 PM (d88g9)

They will eventually, but I think it will take about another 5 years and more layoffs and outsourcing to Chihuaha Mexico.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 10:03 PM (Jx0x6)

159 155 Didn't need it but wanted it.Wouldn't act without it.Kind of understandable,they didn't want a war with no British help.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:03 PM (E/E8X)

160 I like Chuckles.

Posted by: ambulance driver at October 13, 2010 10:04 PM (wNkAW)

161 Had to chuckle at this one: Go back and re-read what Madge says to the distraught wife.
Wife says to Madge: Rough hands are ruinuing my marriage.Madge says allmarriages have problems "but it pays a girl's rent"


Posted by: MikeD at October 13, 2010 10:05 PM (jmoS0)

162 160 No,he didn't like that gooey crap.The attendant accused him of stealing a Chuckles.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:05 PM (E/E8X)

163 156
147 So,WW2 would have happened anyway but it would have been the allies
against the Soviets.No cold war because Russia gets crushed.

Agreed. I'm sorry, I meant to imply this but did a poor job of it.

There was a RTS game I played called Command and Conquer: Red Alert, where Albert Einstein used time travel to "dispose" of Herr Hitler. The result wasn't peace, but a WW2 with the Soviets, just as you said.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:06 PM (wU5x6)

164 oh man, tootsie rolls are da shit!!!!
at my house we only give away full sized candy bars cause we always got screwed over by the cheap bastards when we were little
but thats cool, we returned with eggs....

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 10:06 PM (gg4j2)

165 Hey all!

Just popping in for a couple takes:

First, it's pretty cool that there's a McDonald's in the Northwest Angle so the locals do not have to cross the border for a Big Mac.

Second . . . WTF is wrong with candy corns and Smarties? Those are classic candies! Yeah, if you get only one roll of smarties or a couple of candy corns it;s chintzy, but those are great and timeless treats. Not everyone likes all chocolate, all the time.

Posted by: logprof is busy prepping at October 13, 2010 10:06 PM (BP6Z1)

166 Northwestern Nevada's about a couple hundred miles away from *anything*, let alone a McD's.
Mountains of the Moon National Park.

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2010 10:06 PM (wNkAW)

167 Moronette loose in Seattle

No pictures in link.

Posted by: fluffy at October 13, 2010 10:06 PM (SwkdU)

168 IIRC, we known from German documents that they would have backed down if the French pressed the issue. And you'll recall that France was thought to have the best army in the world in 1936. So the French didn't need explicit British backing to have stopped Hitler in his tracks...Hitler was afraid that they would respond before he was prepared. When he invaded the Rhineland he was up all night in fear because they would have folded instantly had they faced resistance. But they didn't.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 10:06 PM (uCjoj)

169 Yeah,the Rhineland was bluff.The Germans were incapable of backing it up at that time but apparently the French did not know that.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:06 PM (E/E8X)

170 Of course then we'd be reading about Neville Chamberlain's illegal war that killed tens of thousands of people for nothing.
Finishing this book called TheLiberators, about the GIs who liberated Hitler's death camps. I usually try to stay away from Holocaust stuff because it's so disturbing. This makes me think a nuke on Germany just for GP would have been justified.

Posted by: Charlie Brown in a contour sheet with holes all through it at October 13, 2010 10:07 PM (u3Zi5)

171 monument...national monument

Posted by: garrett at October 13, 2010 10:07 PM (wNkAW)

172 I liked the old Palmolive ad that had the wife say, "My husband complains my handjobs are too rough!," to which Madge replies that she should use Palmolive, "and if he's still unsatisfied, have him dip his balls in Palmolive!"

Or something like that... hey, I was just a kid back then... maybe I got it wrong...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 10:08 PM (tJjm/)

173 167

That should be "Moronette loose in Portland"

Ima Jeenyus

Posted by: fluffy, runner up for Miss South Carolina at October 13, 2010 10:08 PM (SwkdU)

174 170 What the Russians did to them was punishment enough.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:09 PM (E/E8X)

175 174 I'm sure the French were not very gentle in their occupation zone either.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:10 PM (E/E8X)

176 And you'll recall that France was thought to have the best army in the world in 1936

The French might be able to claim best handgun in 1936. Best army is a bit of a stretch.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:10 PM (d88g9)

177 @ 170 This makes me think a nuke on Germany just for GP would have been justified.

From space. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at October 13, 2010 10:10 PM (Edu7A)

178 Tonight's ONT is dying awful soon...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 10:11 PM (tJjm/)

179 IIRC, we known from German documents that they would have backed
down if the French pressed the issue. And you'll recall that France was
thought to have the best army in the world in 1936. So the French didn't
need explicit British backing to have stopped Hitler in his tracks...

Hitler
was afraid that they would respond before he was prepared. When he
invaded the Rhineland he was up all night in fear because they would
have folded instantly had they faced resistance. But they didn't.Yeah,the Rhineland was bluff.The Germans were
incapable of backing it up at that time but apparently the French did
not know that.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:06 PM (E/E8X)

So, what you are saying is that Hitler was a pretty smart and savvy motherfucker for a piss drinker. Thanks, I feel validated.

Posted by: Zombie Marge Schott at October 13, 2010 10:11 PM (Jx0x6)

180 107 Here's irony. Last Thursday night, I was supposed to assist in the distribution of 700 unemployment notices at my job. At 0635 hrs Friday morning, the joke was on me, when I was one of the 700. My last day is Dec. 10th. But, they did offer a decent severance package I guess.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 09:51 PM (Jx0x6)

Wow, they let you be the bad guy. Thats chickenshit!

Posted by: lou at October 13, 2010 10:11 PM (RnMyY)

181 What the Russians did to them was punishment enough.

No such thing as enough.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:11 PM (d88g9)

182 Isn't Radio Shack closing a lot of their store fronts and moving into kiosks inside Target?

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:11 PM (5I8G0)

183 176 No,it is true.They were masters of WW1 positional warfare.Their atillery was probably the best in the world.Noone knew the paradigm had shifted and mobile warfare was back in.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:12 PM (E/E8X)

184
Reading that Able Danger article is infuriating, but what's really surprising is the link to a Reuters story that actually goes after the dems and Disney. Can't believe it hasn't been 404'd yet.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 13, 2010 10:12 PM (yIpff)

185 I only partially agree with that statement. If you want an obscure connector, there is still no better place to get it than Radio Shack.



Really??

Posted by: mouser dot com at October 13, 2010 10:12 PM (9Lm5R)

186 Tonight's ONT is dying awful soon...

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 10:11 PM (tJjm/)

I drunk and depressed and ready to talk about titties, shoes, cars, or guns if that will help.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 10:13 PM (Jx0x6)

187 51
What's the most remote McDonalds you morons/moronettes have ever eaten
at? (Screw it; I love dangling participles.) And did ithave anything
strange on the menu?

Posted by: Cicero at October 13, 2010 09:41 PM

Does Tucumcari NM count as remote?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2010 10:13 PM (vdfwz)

188 Tonight's ONT is about as exciting as a trip to Radio Shack. And with that, I'm off to bed.

Posted by: CoolCzech at October 13, 2010 10:13 PM (tJjm/)

189 #176 The French might be able to claim best handgun in 1936. Best army is a bit of a stretch.

Perhaps not the best, but it was certainly more numerous and better armed than the fledgling German Army in 1936. Amazing, and horrific at times, what a single battle or a few minutes on a battlefield can do in global politics.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:13 PM (wU5x6)

190 Posted by: Dang Straights at October 13, 2010 10:12 PM (yIpff)

Actually, Reuters could be writing the Able Danger piece to keep the Clinton's from making a run on the Democratic Party with Obama's popularity where it is for the mid-terms.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:14 PM (5I8G0)

191 I drunk and depressed and ready to talk about titties, shoes, cars, or guns if that will help.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 10:13 PM (Jx0x6)
Lucky you. Dang Straights took all my beer away. *pouts*

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 10:14 PM (YX6i/)

192 Hitler was quite confident the allies would fail to act.The generals were shitting a brick because they knew they had nothing.Hitler was actually pissed that Chamberlain folded at Munich.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:14 PM (E/E8X)

193 Hell on Earth is working part time at a Radio Shack in a mall during the holidays

Posted by: Jones at October 13, 2010 10:15 PM (ZH73Z)

194 Noone knew the paradigm had shifted

I rest my case. Fighting the last war hardly ever wins the current one. Most times, we manage to figure it out.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:15 PM (d88g9)

195 Military history chases the wimmins off faster than football talk.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:15 PM (E/E8X)

196 Lucky you. Dang Straights took all my beer away. *pouts*


Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 10:14 PM (YX6i/)

Hands Editor a Becks dark.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 10:15 PM (Jx0x6)

197 @ 181 Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:11 PM

And he says to me, he says to me, "you got style, baby! But if
you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick" and
so I go, I says Yeah, baby! A gimmick, that's it! High explosives!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight at October 13, 2010 10:16 PM (Edu7A)

198 The French might be able to claim best handgun in 1936. Best army is a bit of a stretch.That Maginot line was fucking brilliant. Oh wait.

Posted by: Gerd von Runstedt at October 13, 2010 10:16 PM (uCjoj)

199 194 Yes,makes me very confident that we are reducing our "heavy" forces for future COIN wars.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:16 PM (E/E8X)

200 183
176 No,it is true.They were masters of WW1 positional warfare.Their
atillery was probably the best in the world.Noone knew the paradigm had
shifted and mobile warfare was back in.


'Fixed fortifications are monuments to man's stupidity.


Posted by: General George S Patton at October 13, 2010 10:16 PM (wU5x6)

201 Music to celebrate birthday of the navy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 10:17 PM (BgrgU)

202 Military history chases the wimmins off faster than football talk.

Oh shit, we better switch to Star Wars or Firefly.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:17 PM (d88g9)

203 OK what's with this John Stewart rally? I work with a couple of moonbats, one of whom is flying up. He gets his news from Stewart and Colbert. The other one claimed that Beck used pictures from his rally that weren't really his rally, or something; I told her it was the other way around, and she retreated to, "he said there were more people there than the park police estimated."
Fucking--just certifiable.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 13, 2010 10:17 PM (u3Zi5)

204 200 Fixed fortifications are a useful tool if used properly.When all faith is placed in them they are as Patton says.Very little is black and white.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:17 PM (E/E8X)

205 >What's the most remote McDonalds you morons/moronettes have ever eaten at? (Screw it; I love dangling participles.) And did ithave anything strange on the menu? Posted by: Cicero at October 13, 2010 09:41 PM
I've been to the one in Moab, Utah
and the McDonald's I went to in Munich served beer

Posted by: Jones at October 13, 2010 10:18 PM (ZH73Z)

206 Hitler was quite confident the allies would fail to act.The generals were shitting a brick because they knew they had nothing.Hitler was actually pissed that Chamberlain folded at Munich.
Yep. That's supposedly when he uttered the quote "Our enemies are worms. I saw them at Munich."

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 10:18 PM (uCjoj)

207 195 I'm a wimmins. Just not that bright.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:18 PM (8uDC8)

208 Actually, Reuters could be writing the Able Danger piece to keep the
Clinton's from making a run on the Democratic Party

Article was written in 2008, but I see your point. I have no doubt the dem infighting and backstabbing is about to go off the charts.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 13, 2010 10:18 PM (yIpff)

209 Does Tucumcari NM count as remote?

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2010 10:13 PM

Should have gone across the street to Blakes Lotaburger. They make a damn fine green chili cheeseburger.

Posted by: huerfano at October 13, 2010 10:18 PM (No0N3)

210 And he says to me, he says to me, "you got style, baby! But if you're gonna to be a real villain you gotta get a gimmick" and so I go, I says Yeah, baby! A gimmick, that's it! High explosives! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Stop that, naughty spawn! Evil is bad!

Posted by: The Tick at October 13, 2010 10:18 PM (SwkdU)

211 Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight at October 13, 2010 10:16 PM (Edu7A)

???

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:18 PM (d88g9)

212 @ 203 He gets his news from Stewart and Colbert.

That pretty much says it all, right there.

Posted by: Sugar Ray Bradbury at October 13, 2010 10:19 PM (Edu7A)

213 In regard to candy, if you hang out with kids at all you know they love those sugar bombs like Dots and Smarties. Of course they like chocolate too but a lot of kids dont really like peanuts so Snickers bars are wasted on them. Now of course by the time you get the almost teen (and teen) trick-or-treaters, they want the chocolateand full size, but the little kids, they are all about the sugar. Pixy sticks, damn they suck those down like Val-u-rite.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 10:19 PM (RZ8pf)

214 199
194 Yes,makes me very confident that we are reducing our "heavy" forces for future COIN wars.

COINs make great speed-bumps, round-eyes.

Posted by: Chinese Liberation Army at October 13, 2010 10:19 PM (wU5x6)

215 Music to celebrate birthday of the navy.

At least it ain't the Village People.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:20 PM (d88g9)

216 Don't you think that Obama would love to bury the Clintons?Why would he protect them from Able Danger or any other pre 9/11 fuck up?

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:20 PM (E/E8X)

217 Bomber, told Kratos about it earlier today, but the TFU2 demo is available on PSN. It's pretty good.
http://tinyurl.com/2cjlth5 Commercial 1

http://tinyurl.com/2atmz6z Commercial 2 (Kratos I don't think you've seen this one yet)


Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:20 PM (5I8G0)

218 Samuel Adams, I am very sorry to hear of your job loss. I hope that you are able to find something else in a decent time frame. Also sorry to hear (from an earlier thread) that youll have to sell your house.

I hate what Obama has done to this country in 2 years. 2 very long and painful years.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 10:20 PM (RZ8pf)

219 The Soviets would have filled the void that the Nazis vacated.

Actually it is an interesting what if.

If Hitler backs down in 1936, he may or may not survive politically, but he almost certainly doesn't go on to successfully face down the Allies again and again in the 30s.

If he doesn't survive politically, then I think you see the Soviet Union start provoking the Allies in the late 40s, early 50s. Germany, in this case, likely ends up siding with the Soviets (they had claims against France, Poland, and the Czechs after all). This war probably ends with most of Europe a nuclear wasteland as both the Allies and Soviets start to produce them slightly before or at the beginning of the War.

If Hitler does survive politically, he is still on a tight time table. His national socialist economic policies were not sustainable, and he would have to go to war around the same time frame he did...but in this case he'd face a much tougher challenge with Poland, the Czechs and the British and French facing a comparatively weaker Germany. In this case, perhaps you would also see a Soviet-German alliance. Consider, for example, that the real "Non-aggression Pact" was much more then its name implies and it was the Germans that turned down going even further with it.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 10:20 PM (bgcml)

220 on't you think that Obama would love to bury the Clintons
You know, Jesse Jackson won South Carolina twice..and he ran a good campaign...and Senator Obama has run a good campaign.

Posted by: BUBBA at October 13, 2010 10:21 PM (uCjoj)

221 I was in Munich a few years ago and actually got into the room where Hitler had his last meeting with Chamberlin. It was called the Fuhrerbau bak then but now it's some kind of music school. You can roam around inside but there are no signs to tell you about the historic significance.

Very strange to stand in Hitler's old office.

Posted by: Cicero at October 13, 2010 10:21 PM (Jl3/t)

222 211
Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight at October 13, 2010 10:16 PM (Edu7A)

???


Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:18 PM (d88g9)
Sock grab!

Posted by: Radioactive Satellite Of LOVE at October 13, 2010 10:21 PM (PWj+8)

223 214 We still have 11 Carrier Battle Groups bitches!(for now)

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:21 PM (E/E8X)

224
Speaking of Mac's Steak House.....

Hong Kong McDonald's now offering wedding packages.

http://tinyurl.com/2c5f78o

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 13, 2010 10:22 PM (9Lm5R)

225 Dear Mr. Ace:
My lawyers have brought to my attention that last night, some of your, readers (I think you call them "morons"....how apt) slandered my good name on your so-called Overnight Thread. My good name was slandered, my reputation sullied and even my bladder control was called into question. This is unacceptable.
Further, I took the time to read your so-called blogs (you kids today with all your technology....whatever happened to the art of writing the personal letter) and I must say I was shocked at the content. I saw a picture of a furry man-animal bragging about not wearing pants, and, well, I can not describe the perversion that was implied with the rest of it. Your "morons" use inappropriate words, frequently, including the F-word (and, no dear, I do not mean friend). The final straw was tonight, when posting this strongly worded protest, I saw one of your "morons" claim he was drunk and depressed and wanted to talk about women's breast.
In the future, I would prefer that my good name not be associated with your frat boy mentality. Perhaps, young man, if you would clean up your act, shave and stop watching inappropriate films on the internet (my great, great, great nephew says you call it pron) then you can evolve into a respectable blog.
Sincerely,
Mary Worth

Posted by: Mary Worth..I read what you said about me last night at October 13, 2010 10:22 PM (OWjjx)

226 Is this going to be another night where there are 95 posts above the ONT so everyone goes there instead of here and I end up talking to myself about education? Speaking ofMichelle Rhee resigned today. And, again, my apologies for bursting everyones blissful bubble about her rosy cheeked reform movement.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 10:22 PM (RZ8pf)

227 Here's irony. Last Thursday night, I was supposed to
assist in the distribution of 700 unemployment notices at my job. At
0635 hrs Friday morning, the joke was on me, when I was one of the 700.
My last day is Dec. 10th. But, they did offer a decent severance package
I guess.

Posted by: Samuel Adams

that sucks out loud, SA. At least they gave you lead time and severance; embrace the suck for a few days then hit the ground running.

Posted by: Michael at October 13, 2010 10:22 PM (jzOkH)

228 Article was written in 2008, but I see your point. I
have no doubt the dem infighting and backstabbing is about to go off
the charts.


Posted by: Dang Straights at October 13, 2010 10:18 PM (yIpff)
Exactly. I guarantee you it was noticed last week how in demand Clinton was for mid-term campaigning and how people fled Obama.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:22 PM (5I8G0)

229 ...the TFU2 demo is available on PSN.

Well happy fuckin' birthday. If I wasn't so drunk I'd go try to download it. And I'll prolly forget about it tomorrow.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:22 PM (d88g9)

230 210 Stop that, naughty spawn! Evil is bad!

You'll
never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electricianbad
is good, baby! Down with government!

Posted by: Evil Midnight Bomber what Bombs at Midnight at October 13, 2010 10:22 PM (Edu7A)

231
Phew, I'm going to take a shower and go to bed, this week has sucked and being in pain doesn't help. G'night.

Posted by: Dang Straights at October 13, 2010 10:23 PM (yIpff)

232 Mmmm... pineapple. Pineapple soft serve. Pineapple soft serve floats. Mmmmm...

Posted by: Editor Simpson at October 13, 2010 10:23 PM (YX6i/)

233 The allies considered declaring war on the Soviets over Finland in 40(they were already in the "phony war" with Germany).

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:23 PM (E/E8X)

234 His national socialist economic policies were not
There was a great* essay I found years ago about that timetable. And how war was actually a necessity fromGermany's economic standpoint by at least 42 or 43. Alas I do not know where I found it.
*if you like reading historical economic articles that is

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 10:23 PM (uCjoj)

235 Sorry hear about that Sam. Hope you can hit the ground running and find success in getting a new job and a place to stay.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:24 PM (5I8G0)

236 Sincerely,

Mary Worth

Hold still while I nut on you.

Posted by: the Moron horde at October 13, 2010 10:24 PM (SwkdU)

237 Later Dang. Hope you feel better in the morning.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:24 PM (5I8G0)

238 The allies considered declaring war on the Soviets over Finland in 40(they were already in the "phony war" with GermanyI knew the Allies and Soviets would come to blows. Shame I was 5 years off and now am decomposing.

Posted by: The Corpse of Joseph Goebbles at October 13, 2010 10:24 PM (uCjoj)

239 We still have 11 Carrier Battle Groups bitches!(for now)

Only 11 if you count the one not commissioned yet.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:25 PM (d88g9)

240 #226 Speaking
ofMichelle Rhee resigned today. And, again, my apologies for bursting
everyones blissful bubble about her rosy cheeked reform movement.

Bubbles of false (but blissful) hope need to be popped.

Michelle Rhee...is she the woman in that one education commercial? Isn't she some chancellor of education in DC or something?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:26 PM (wU5x6)

241 I'd talk with you PGiS, but I gotta admit - my fashion and shoe knowledge is pretty weak.

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 10:26 PM (YX6i/)

242 Don't you think that Obama would love to bury the
Clintons?Why would he protect them from Able Danger or any other pre
9/11 fuck up?

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:20 PM (E/E8X)
He gains a much greater advantage by holding on to this card then by playing it. The Clintons have been pretty good Team Obama players since he gave Hillary the SoS spot.
And I guess more to the point, what form would an intelligence release take? That the Clintons destroyed the National Security apparatus is already information easily accessible to anyone who cares to look. And the rest of the Democrat-Media complex have little interest in burning the Democrats who are complicit, let alone burnishing Bush 43's image.
Now, Able Danger/Atta is a specific data point that could get people's attention...but the time has passed to follow up on that. Whatever Obama could produce would lead to a collective yawn by the State Media, and active opposition by the intelligence bureaucracy.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 10:26 PM (bgcml)

243 Samuel
Adams, I am very sorry to hear of your job loss. I hope that you are
able to find something else in a decent time frame. Also sorry to hear
(from an earlier thread) that youll have to sell your house.

I hate what Obama has done to this country in 2 years. 2 very long and painful years.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 10:20 PM (RZ8pf)

Thanks. With my severance package, I will be able to pay off most of our debt, but the mortgage will be too much. Have to do a short sell because for some reason I don't believe in fucking my bank. Must be the way I was raised. As long as my child support is paid, the fascists will leave me alone on my debts.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 10:26 PM (Jx0x6)

244 You'll never prove a thing, copper, I'm just a part time electricianbad is good, baby! Down with government!

I'm not a police officer, I'm a moth. I used to be an accountant.

Posted by: Arthur at October 13, 2010 10:27 PM (SwkdU)

245 234 He promised the Kreigsmarine there would be no war before 45 or so.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:27 PM (E/E8X)

246 Only 11 if you count the one not commissioned yet.


Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:25 PM (d88g9)
heh, and don't forget the Big E is on it's last legs.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:27 PM (5I8G0)

247 Shoot, I missed that. Sorry Samuel - they made you the devil and then put you in that group. Hope things improve for you soon.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:27 PM (wU5x6)

248 What do they do with all the mothballed ships. Think I could get my hands on a nice DDG for a good price?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 13, 2010 10:28 PM (u3Zi5)

249 Fuck the Chinese anyway.When their bubble bursts they'll be lucky if they don't need to eat each other.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:29 PM (E/E8X)

250 What do they do with all the mothballed ships. Think I could get my hands on a nice DDG for a good price?
Artificial reefs!

Posted by: Your Friendly EPA at October 13, 2010 10:30 PM (uCjoj)

251 heh, and don't forget the Big E is on it's last legs.

Fifty years old. That ship has been around for one fifth of the Navy's existence. How fucked up is that?

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:30 PM (d88g9)

252 What do they do with all the mothballed ships. Think I could get my hands on a nice DDG for a good price?
Only if you name it after yourself.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:31 PM (d88g9)

253 hi all
ugh I've got a headache
think I'll take some drugs and go to bed

Posted by: chemjeff at October 13, 2010 10:31 PM (E97ku)

254 248
What do they do with all the mothballed ships. Think I could get my hands on a nice DDG for a good price?

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 13, 2010 10:28 PM (u3Zi5)
Some are kept in mothball fleets, some are sold to foreign countries and some are cut for scrap. Make Obama an offer. He might take you up on it. Gives him a chance to say that he cut the budget and made a few bucks on the side.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:31 PM (5I8G0)

255 Somebody post some boobs or kittens or shoes.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:31 PM (8uDC8)

256 Fifty years old. That ship has been around for one fifth of the Navy's existence. How fucked up is that?


Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:30 PM (d88g9)
Based on what I saw for them to get it sea ready for these last two deployments coming out of the yards, pretty fucked up!

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:32 PM (5I8G0)

257 Somebody post some boobs or kittens or shoes.
Evidently becoming a History Channel chatroom does not bring in the posts.
Which makes me sob.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 10:32 PM (uCjoj)

258 248 Think I could get my hands on a nice DDG for a good price?

Good question. A few years ago, I saw a British Carrier (Diesel) advertised on Ebay for about a cool 8 million dollars. Of course I didn't verify that it actually existed, but I wanted it anyway. What can't you do with a British Carrier?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:33 PM (wU5x6)

259 Artificial reefs!

My first ship was the USS Belleau Wood (LHA-3). They sank it in RIMPAC a few years ago. Took them three days, then they had to cheat and send in the EOD to blow it up. Sad to see it go, but fuckin' awesome to see that everything they could throw at it couldn't take it down.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:33 PM (d88g9)

260 255
Somebody post some boobs or kittens or shoes.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:31 PM (8uDC
Two out of three count?http://tinyurl.com/2v3ujb9

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:33 PM (5I8G0)

261 we could always talk about the weather......

Posted by: Michael at October 13, 2010 10:33 PM (jzOkH)

262 Somebody post some boobs or kittens or shoes.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:31 PM (8uDC
Didn't you say earlier that you were a 240yo female? Can't you post the first item yourself?

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:34 PM (d88g9)

263 The allies considered declaring war on the Soviets over Finland in 40(they were already in the "phony war" with Germany).

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:23 PM (E/E8X)
Yep - it is easy to lose track of just how different the world looked in early 1940...The Soviets had just finished purging their military leadership and were hard pressed by tiny Finland.
The Germans may have overwhelmed Poland faster then expected...but Poland's army wasn't viewed to be very good.On the Allied Side, France and the British Commonwealth brought the world's best army and navy to the table. And the latter allowed them to sit behind the Maginot line and starve Germany if need be.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 10:35 PM (bgcml)

264 257 - Aw. Last time I checked the History Channel was nothing but GHOST HUNTERS, and DO VAMPIRES REALLY EXIST AFTER ALL MAYBE POSSIBLY and random reality shows about other assorted not-really-history-related crap.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:35 PM (8uDC8)

265 Sincerely,
Mary Worth

Posted by: Mary Worth..I read what you said about me last night at October 13, 2010

And Beetle, Dagwood, Rex Morgan, wherever you are out there....

FUCK YOU TOO!

Posted by: Lt Col Frank Slade, friend of Nick Fury at October 13, 2010 10:36 PM (vdfwz)

266 Wow. I didn't think those LHAs were that old. The....Nassau class? Am I right? Had to have come out in the 80s whenI was in.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 13, 2010 10:36 PM (u3Zi5)

267 Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 10:02 PM (RZ8pf)

I think she's going to pick up their donations to the democratic party.

Posted by: curious at October 13, 2010 10:36 PM (p302b)

268 Maetenloch

Has anyone ever told you how awesome you are??? And this isn't the Jack talking....well...maybe...just...you do what you do ....and...ack....


Posted by: Portnoy at October 13, 2010 10:37 PM (azgo2)

269 Sincerely,
Mary Worth

Posted by: Mary Worth..I read what you said about me last night at October 13, 2010

SHUT UP YA OLD BAG !!!

Posted by: Brenda Starr, ageless MILF ginger at October 13, 2010 10:37 PM (vdfwz)

270 LHAs were late-60s, early 70s. LHDs are the new version, most of them were late 90s or since.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:37 PM (d88g9)

271 Aw. Last time I checked the History Channel was nothing but GHOST HUNTERS, and DO VAMPIRES REALLY EXIST AFTER ALL MAYBE POSSIBLY and random reality shows about other assorted not-really-history-related crap.
Wouldn't know. When I stopped watching it, it was still the Hitler Channel. All Nazis All the Time.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 10:37 PM (uCjoj)

272 Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:33 PM (d88g9)

Skimmer Puke....

Posted by: Portnoy at October 13, 2010 10:38 PM (azgo2)

273 Man, if someone could do this to the WH teleprompter during the State of the Union address, that would be the most awesome thing ever.
http://tinyurl.com/258kmhv

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:38 PM (5I8G0)

274 265
257 - Aw. Last time I checked the History Channel was nothing but GHOST
HUNTERS, and DO VAMPIRES REALLY EXIST AFTER ALL MAYBE POSSIBLY and
random reality shows about other assorted not-really-history-related
crap.
Ghost hunters is on the History Channel? I thought they were SyFy?

And isn't the History Channel really the Hitler/WW2 Channel?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:38 PM (wU5x6)

275 The allies considered declaring war on the Soviets over Finland in 40(they were already in the "phony war" with Germany).



If you European poofters had just given us the arms you'd promised, we'd have taken care of the fucking commies for you.

Posted by: Suomi at October 13, 2010 10:39 PM (9Lm5R)

276 The last LHA was commissioned in 1980.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:40 PM (d88g9)

277 263 - Was waiting for someone to notice that. I could, if I had a camera, that was working. Unless you're interested in really old probably jailbait pictures.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:40 PM (8uDC8)

278 Aw. Last time I checked the History Channel was nothing but GHOST
HUNTERS, and DO VAMPIRES REALLY EXIST AFTER ALL MAYBE POSSIBLY and
random reality shows about other assorted not-really-history-related
crap.

The Travel Channel has become the Haunted House channel, with endless replays of Ghost Adventures AKA Scooby Douchebags (credit WBTUS)

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2010 10:40 PM (vdfwz)

279 Did chemjeff already leave?

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:40 PM (5I8G0)

280 251 heh, and don't forget the Big E is on it's last legs.Fifty years old. That ship has been around for one fifth of the Navy's existence. How fucked up is that?
Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:30 PM (d88g9)
My buddy on the Nimitz say they refer to it as "The Mobile Cherynobyl"

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2010 10:40 PM (oVQFe)

281 Pudding? You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at October 13, 2010 10:40 PM (oLT/p)

282 Don't forget the Weather Channel is really now the historical weather channel. Never any current friggin' weather on it.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:41 PM (5I8G0)

283 Hmm. Damnwas I off. My boat was already 20+ years old, so I guess they seemed brand new.

Posted by: USS Diversity at October 13, 2010 10:41 PM (u3Zi5)

284 Skimmer Puke....

Helo bubba. Get it right, jackass.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:41 PM (d88g9)

285 Man, if someone could do this to the WH teleprompter during the State of the Union address

"Go fuck yourself, America."

Posted by: TOTUS at October 13, 2010 10:42 PM (d88g9)

286 Sam, sucks about the layoff. I hope that you get back to work soon, but in the meantime AoSHQ is a great place to hold your sanity while you look.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2010 10:42 PM (vdfwz)

287 275 - If it's not Ghost Hunters, it's something equally dumb. I know for a fact they have that show MonsterQuest, which seriously did an episode about retarded emotards who drink each others blood and believe they're vampires.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:42 PM (8uDC8)

288 278
263 - Was waiting for someone to notice that. I could, if I had a
camera, that was working. Unless you're interested in really old
probably jailbait pictures.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:40 PM (8uDC

Cut, jib, newsletter......Dairy Queen Coupons...

Posted by: Pedo Bear at October 13, 2010 10:42 PM (azgo2)

289 278
263 - Was waiting for someone to notice that. I could, if I had a
camera, that was working. Unless you're interested in really old
probably jailbait pictures.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:40 PM (8uDC
Shhhh!!! You are blowing our cover!!!

Posted by: Chris Hansen at October 13, 2010 10:43 PM (5I8G0)

290 #279 The Travel Channel has become the Haunted House channel, with endless
replays of Ghost Adventures AKA Scooby Douchebags (credit WBTUS)

ROTFLMAO!

Scooby-douchy-doo, where are yoooouu?!?! Home-run, Undead!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:43 PM (wU5x6)

291 "Retarded emotards." Yay redundancy.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:44 PM (8uDC8)

292 Unless you're interested in really old probably jailbait pictures.

They're legal now, aren't they?

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:44 PM (d88g9)

293 And isn't the History Channel really the Hitler/WW2 Channel?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:38 PM (wU5x6)
You're behind the times Kratos. This is what The History Channel has become. Even Modern Marvels is a rarity on the channel now.

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2010 10:44 PM (oVQFe)

294 weather channel is now
Well duh - NBC bought it. They were bound to fuck it up and theyexceeded my own expectations in fuckage.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 10:44 PM (uCjoj)

295 The French might be able to claim best handgun in 1936. Best army is a bit of a stretch.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:10 PM (d88g9)
It was the general belief at the time, and probably true. The German military only really pulled things together about the time they invaded Poland.
In fact, one of the most important events of the early war was the German captured of the Czech armaments industry in 1938 - see for example the "German" Panzer 38(t).

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 10:44 PM (bgcml)

296 The Travel Channel has become the Haunted House channel, with endless replays of Ghost Adventures AKA Scooby Douchebags (credit WBTUS)

What would Scooby Doo? Scarf down some snacks, then sit in a corner licking his balls.

Posted by: Velma, naughty librarian at October 13, 2010 10:44 PM (SwkdU)

297 What's wrong with DOTS? There's a lot worse out there when it comes toHalloween candy.,.

Posted by: joejm65 at October 13, 2010 10:45 PM (tedxk)

298 They're legal now, aren't they?


Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:44 PM (d88g9

Depends on who you know.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at October 13, 2010 10:45 PM (5I8G0)

299 280
251 heh, and don't forget the Big E is on it's last legs.

Fifty years old. That ship has been around for one fifth of the Navy's existence. How fucked up is that?

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:30 PM (d88g9)
My buddy on the Nimitz say they refer to it as "The Mobile Cherynobyl"

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2010 10:40 PM

If not for nuclear wessel Enterprise, I never get the particles to fix the dilithium crystals. Maybe Sulu would have enjoyed being stuck in 1986 San Francisco, but I can not take it in squeakhole without feeling like I'm in Agony Booth

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at October 13, 2010 10:45 PM (vdfwz)

300
Somebody post some boobs or kittens or shoes.

How about this?

http://tinyurl.com/324a949

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 10:46 PM (Jx0x6)

301 Even Modern Marvels is a rarity on the channel now
Damn. What about History's Mysteries? I used to love that show.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 10:46 PM (uCjoj)

302 Hey Kratos,

Doc said everything is a-o-kay.

I was the first in a clinical trial for MS today at Scripps. No drugs involved. a really nice, nervous neuroscientist was my contact. Typical scientist, white socks, brown shoes, blue pants, plaid shirt and glasses. I just smiled.

Posted by: mpfs at October 13, 2010 10:46 PM (3TjSM)

303 293 - But I was 16 at the time. If you ogle pictures of a 16 year old who is now 24, isn't it still creepy?

I guess this is the wrong place to ask that.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:46 PM (8uDC8)

304 AoSHQ is a great place to hold your sanity while you look.

We need to try harder.

Posted by: Morons at October 13, 2010 10:47 PM (SwkdU)

305 I was just watching part 3 of a VDH interview over at NRO.That guy is a national treasure.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:47 PM (E/E8X)

306 How old am I?

Old enough to have watched MTV when they actually showed music videos most of the day

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2010 10:47 PM (vdfwz)

307 In fact, one of the most important events of the early war was the German captured of the Czech armaments industry in 1938 - see for example the "German" Panzer 38(t).What about me?

Posted by: Albert Speer at October 13, 2010 10:47 PM (uCjoj)

308 Enterprise was the first nuclear carrier.She needed 8 reactors to power her.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:47 PM (E/E8X)

309 Was I the only five year old who hated Scooby Doo with a /passion/?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:47 PM (8uDC8)

310 DO VAMPIRES REALLY EXIST AFTER ALL MAYBE POSSIBLY

Dude, I totally think, like Vampires are awesome, and like I want to totally be one some day. Hey, when's that Colbert rally about, uh, polices or something again?

Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at October 13, 2010 10:48 PM (bgcml)

311 Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:41 PM (d88g9)

Get what right??? Submarines or Targets??

Posted by: Portnoy at October 13, 2010 10:48 PM (azgo2)

312 Hey mpfs!

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:48 PM (5I8G0)

313 What a biatch!! I don't know what other things they could have charged this chick with but a couple of months in jail and $25K bail seems like a slap on the wrist for stealing a guy's Playstation.

If it was up to me it would be a capital offense.

Posted by: Vidiot at October 13, 2010 10:48 PM (hjyb5)

314 I saw a particular YouTube rip-off show of Ghost Hunters called Paranormal Investigators. Just...terrible. Here's an episode, with a funny riff in the background if anybody cares to watch.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:48 PM (wU5x6)

315 But I was 16 at the time.

And you still have them, 8 years later?

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:49 PM (d88g9)

316 310 I like Scooby himself fine but the I wouldn't have minded if a werewolf or vampire wiped out the gang.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:49 PM (E/E8X)

317 What about me?

Posted by: Albert Speer at October 13, 2010 10:47 PM (uCjoj)
I don't think 1942 could be called early WWII

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 10:50 PM (bgcml)

318 More like mid-WWII.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 10:51 PM (5I8G0)

319 But I was 16 at the time. If you ogle pictures of a 16 year old who is now 24, isn't it still creepy?

Sounds ok to me. Except, isn't gross to think of how old she is now?

Posted by: Scott Ritter at October 13, 2010 10:51 PM (bgcml)

320 Gawd. Beck watchers are fucking zombies.

What? Stewart's holding a rally? I'M SO THERE!

Posted by: enlightened progressive type at October 13, 2010 10:51 PM (0IR+C)

321 January 1942 was still pretty damn early.

Posted by: Pearl Harbor at October 13, 2010 10:51 PM (d88g9)

322 316 - What, my boobs or the pictures?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:51 PM (8uDC8)

323 303
Hey Kratos,Doc said everything is a-o-kay.

Hello mpfs! Good to know, .
I was the
first in a clinical trial for MS today at Scripps. No drugs involved. a
really nice, nervous neuroscientist was my contact. Typical scientist,
white socks, brown shoes, blue pants, plaid shirt and glasses. I just
smiled.

Real scientists wear t-shirts and sweatpants. Oh wait...

Please keep us updated.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:52 PM (wU5x6)

324 Not to us.

Posted by: Poland at October 13, 2010 10:52 PM (5I8G0)

325 Pics.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:52 PM (d88g9)

326 315 I saw a particular YouTube rip-off show of Ghost Hunters called Paranormal Investigators. Just...terrible. Here's an episode, with a funny riff in the background if anybody cares to watch.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:48 PM (wU5x6)
I prefer the Ghost Facers, with lead paranormal investigators Zedmore and Spengler.

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2010 10:53 PM (oVQFe)

327 Well, yeah. Is there something weird about that?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:53 PM (8uDC8)

328 Paranoidgorossiinseattle, For Pelosi's visit, try not to look directly at her face,you might turn to stone.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 13, 2010 10:54 PM (BgrgU)

329 I see a new script was turned in for the Alien prequel for Ridley
Scott. It seems that one of the roles is for a female Colonial Marine
General and Natalie Portman is up for the role

----------------------

What, Catherine Heigl couldn't take it because she's up for the part of Dutch in a Predator remake?

Posted by: schizuki at October 13, 2010 10:54 PM (M+lbD)

330 310
Was I the only five year old who hated Scooby Doo with a /passion/?

No. Did you have any siblings that liked the show?

/I did. My little brother loved that show. In fact, I think he still does.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 10:54 PM (wU5x6)

331 Nekkid pictures from 2002 seems pretty cutting edge.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:54 PM (d88g9)

332 I don't think 1942 could be called early WWIIFuck you! I had to give up architecture to help that douche win!

Posted by: Albert Speer at October 13, 2010 10:54 PM (uCjoj)

333 Improv Everywhere! They are great! Look out for them where you are.

You never know when they will strike; much like Obama's drones!

Posted by: Bryan Caskey at October 13, 2010 10:55 PM (8I9An)

334 330 Ha,ha...it's funny because it's probably true.

Posted by: steevy at October 13, 2010 10:55 PM (E/E8X)

335 Fuck you! I had to give up architecture to help that douche win!

Posted by: Albert Speer at October 13, 2010 10:54 PM (uCjoj)
Scoreboard

Posted by: THE USA at October 13, 2010 10:56 PM (bgcml)

336 It seems that one of the roles is for a female Colonial Marine
General and Natalie Portman is up for the role

I think we've just found a use for FLOTUS...

Posted by: THE USA at October 13, 2010 10:57 PM (bgcml)

337 331 - No, but all my friends did. They used to come over to MY house and make me watch that brain-melting crapfest. I think I stopped being friends with them after that...........

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:57 PM (8uDC8)

338
Nekkid pictures from 2002 seems pretty cutting edge.


Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:54 PM (d88g9)

I was impressed with Jayne Mansfields's nekkid pics from the early and mid 60's. However, I was shocked to find out that her daughter is Mariska Hargitay from Law and Order.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 10:58 PM (Jx0x6)

339 Scoreboard
Posted by: THE USA atI remember reading that Speer honestly did not expect to be arrested after the end of the war. Indeed he expected to be asked by the Allies for his help leading a post-Nazi Germany.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 10:58 PM (uCjoj)

340 Mariska Hargitay from Law and Order.

She has nekkid pics out there somewhere on the web.

I think she was older than 16 at the time.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 10:59 PM (d88g9)

341 And guess where the new Cessna 150's are built. Hint, rhymes with myna.

Posted by: comatus at October 13, 2010 10:59 PM (hrwMe)

342 So I read this analysis of the Coons-CoD debate;

The debate was contentious and free-wheeling, but ODonnell failed to
land many punches, much less a knock out, and was put on her heels
several times when asked about her views on evolution and her past
financial problems

Why are we asking Senate candidates about their belief, or not, in evolution?

Is anyone asking about belief in the inflationary model of the Big Bang theory?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:00 PM (bgcml)

343 332 - I never claimed I would provide pictures of naked boobs. Just that there were boobs in the pictures and they are mine. But I'm pretty sure people have been taking naked pictures of themselves since photography was invented, so I'm not sure what you mean.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:00 PM (8uDC8)

344 I was impressed with Jayne
Mansfields's nekkid pics from the early and mid 60's. However, I was
shocked to find out that her daughter is Mariska Hargitay from Law and
Order.


Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 10:58 PM

Mariska and her brother were actually in the back seat of the car when Jayne had that gruesome accident. She was decapitated but the kids weren't seriously injured

Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2010 11:01 PM (vdfwz)

345 #341 She has nekkid pics out there somewhere on the web.

*shivers*. What celebrity star doesn't have nekkid pics out there, real or fake?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:02 PM (wU5x6)

346 I was trying to credit you with innovation in the realm of sexting. Or something. I'm pretty drunk right now, and easily distracted by talk of boobies. I mean, more easily than usual.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:02 PM (d88g9)

347 so has anyone here done the GOP phone banking thing?
I thought I might try it this weekend but I'm pretty nervous about the whole thing
what is it like?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 13, 2010 11:03 PM (E97ku)

348 Your democracy is not on sell. Anymore.

Posted by: George Soros at October 13, 2010 11:03 PM (0IR+C)

349 Why are we asking Senate candidates about their belief, or not, in evolution?Is anyone asking about belief in the inflationary model of the Big Bang theory?
imo they aren't the same. I can't see how anyone can seriously question evolution in 2010. Anyway I didn't watch that debate because my blood pressure needed a rest.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 11:03 PM (uCjoj)

350 Good night all. See ya around tomorrow.

Posted by: CDR M at October 13, 2010 11:03 PM (5I8G0)

351 I remember reading that Speer
honestly did not expect to be arrested after the end of the war. Indeed
he expected to be asked by the Allies for his help leading a post-Nazi
Germany.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 10:58 PM (uCjoj)
Well, the end of WWII was very different from WWI. I believe almost all of the German leadership argued that they were innocent of any crimes because they were following orders.
By the way, it should be pointed out that under the Left's recent conversion to Westphalian/"realist" politics they would have sided with the German leadership on this point.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:03 PM (bgcml)

352 Ah. Yeah, I wasn't taking naked pictures of myself at the age of 16, sorry to disappoint. Actually I'm not retarded enough to ever take naked pictures. I know where they will end up.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:03 PM (8uDC8)

353 The debate was contentious and free-wheeling, but ODonnell failed to
land many punches, much less a knock out, and was put on her heels
several times when asked about her views on evolution and her past
financial problems

Why are we asking Senate candidates about their belief, or not, in evolution?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:00 PM

Evolution is far more important to the voters of Delaware than piddling shit like the economy or deficit spending, you Creationalist neanderthal!

Posted by: Charles the Johnson at October 13, 2010 11:04 PM (vdfwz)

354 Why are we asking Senate candidates about their belief, or not, in evolution?
She should have said I didn't believe in it until I sat next to Chris Coons. I believe he has changed into another species.

Posted by: robtr at October 13, 2010 11:04 PM (fwSHf)

355
And guess where the new Cessna 150's are built. Hint, rhymes with myna.



Posted by: comatus at October 13, 2010 10:59 PM (hrwMe)

A couple of years ago we had what was called a "all hands meeting" at Cessna. At that particular meeting, they announced the new light sport plane that they were building in.........China. After the guy said China, I let out an audible gasp and received a dirty look from one of the head honchos. I stared back at him and mouthed, "that is bullshit." He looked away like the corporate pussy he was.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 11:04 PM (Jx0x6)

356 #347 I'm pretty drunk right now, and easily distracted by talk of boobies. I mean, more easily than usual.

Boobies!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:05 PM (wU5x6)

357 Hey CDR.

Posted by: mpfs at October 13, 2010 11:06 PM (3TjSM)

358 Night CDR M.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:06 PM (wU5x6)

359 I can't see how anyone can seriously question evolution in 2010.

Yeah, how can anybody seriously think that the world is only than 6000 years old?

Oh yeah, cause God said so.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:07 PM (d88g9)

360 So whichever moronette it was who said she collected old cookbooks:

I have acquired a bunch which I have no use for.

Posted by: kidney at October 13, 2010 11:08 PM (ENRGu)

361 imo they aren't the same. I can't see how anyone
can seriously question evolution in 2010. Anyway I didn't watch that
debate because my blood pressure needed a rest.


Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 11:03 PM (uCjoj)
Something like 10-20% of the American population believe that Bush, da Jooos, or the NWO were behind 9/11, and way more in Europe...so I'm not really shocked about people's beliefs.That being said, I think the two scientific theories I mentioned are equivalent here. It doesn't matter what a Senator believes in either case - they aren't being selected for a natural science research position.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:08 PM (bgcml)

362 She was decapitated but the kids weren't seriously injured



Posted by: kbdabear at October 13, 2010 11:01 PM (vdfwz)

That is a famous legend. She was not decapitated, that was her blond wig that was resting on the hood of her car at the scene of the accident. Initially it was told, that even the on scene cops thought that it was her head until they found out it was her wig.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 11:08 PM (Jx0x6)

363 so has anyone here done the GOP phone banking thing?
I thought I might try it this weekend but I'm pretty nervous about the whole thing
what is it like?
Not done that particular onebut have done a bunch in a lot of years. Basically, you get a list of phone numbers, names, etc. Read it first. If there is a bitch of a name there, ask someone for help re: how to say it.

You have a script. It is usually either 1) a bunch of questions (who are you voting for, did you know Nancy Pelosi eats babies.does that impact your vote or 2) a script reminding people to vote with a few reasons to vote.

Mainly, just be friendly, light and polite. Dont argue, no matter how stupid the other dipshit on the end may be.

Most of the time, you will get a recorderyou will have a script for that as well.

Lastly, speak clearly and slowly.

You may also have some material in there about early voting, if your state has early voting. Most of the time, you should have a handout on that as well (the when and where). If not, and you are doing #2 type calls you may ask about it.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 13, 2010 11:08 PM (OWjjx)

364 speaking of FLOTUS.....

Posted by: Michael at October 13, 2010 11:08 PM (jzOkH)

365 Yeah, how can anybody seriously think that the world is only than 6000 years old?
It's my understanding (an understanding that could be wrong and I'm sure I will be corrected if so :p) that even the Catholic Church doesn't question basic evolutionary theory under the idea that evolution was the mechanism for a Deity's work.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 11:09 PM (uCjoj)

366 I stared back at him and mouthed, "that is bullshit." He looked away like the corporate pussy he was.

And you wonder why you're out?

Good on you, btw. Fuck China, and fuck LSA.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:10 PM (d88g9)

367 Regarding the German WWII military. I recall reading a book on an assassination plot on Hitler in 1939 before the Poland invasion and the general thought among the Werhmacht high command was that the German military needed at least to 1945 to reach its full capability. Basically, some higher ups in the military thought they would be crushed by the French and British and were planning to take Hitler out before the invasion of Poland. I think some of the plotters got caught and the others got cold feet.
This isn't to be confused with the Valkrye plot during WWII.

Posted by: KEn at October 13, 2010 11:10 PM (b6km2)

368 so has anyone here done the GOP phone banking thing?

I thought I might try it this weekend but I'm pretty nervous about the whole thing

what is it like?

Can you talk on the phone? They give you a script to follow. You will probably leave so many voice mails that you will be thrilled to talk to an actual person.

It should help a lot that you are volunteering for a cause you believe in.

Posted by: fluffy at October 13, 2010 11:11 PM (SwkdU)

369 What celebrity star doesn't have nekkid pics out there, real or fake?
You should see ours.

Posted by: Helen Thomas, Rosie O'Donnell and Roseann Barr at October 13, 2010 11:11 PM (OWjjx)

370 Mallamutt, thanks - did you do it from home or did you go somewhere to do it?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 13, 2010 11:11 PM (E97ku)

371 Can you talk on the phone? They give you a script to follow. You will probably leave so many voice mails that you will be thrilled to talk to an actual person
If you are lucky they will have computerized systems that simplify the dialing and upload to a database. If you are luckier they will have the message prerecorded so you only have to press a button in the event of a voicemail. This varies from state to state.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 11:12 PM (uCjoj)

372 Watching silly Haunted Investigations video. Apparently one needs a Buddhist Priest to go ghost hunting.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:12 PM (8uDC8)

373 She should have said I didn't believe in it until I sat next to Chris Coons. I believe he has changed into another species.



Posted by: robtr at October 13, 2010 11:04 PM (fwSHf)
Actually, to modify it a bit, "I didn't believe in evolution until I saw a political candidate go from promising hope and change to practicing the politics of personal destruction as in art form in a mere year. Seriously, two years after the historic election of 2008 I have most of the media establishment trying to smear me for my religious beliefs and the silly stupid things I did as a teenager."Looking at the video, Wolf Blitzer is having enough trouble reading off of his note card - throwing him a high inside fastball would give him a heart attack.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:12 PM (bgcml)

374 Hi, guys. So beat up from the law factory today. I love you all so much. The only way I could love you more is if you were wrapped in bacon. Mmmmmmm, bacon.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2010 11:13 PM (zxpIo)

375 My five-year-old is a moron-in-training. Today, he said something about bacon. I said nothing is better than bacon. He said, and I quote, "what about bacon covered in .... bacon!" I'm so proud.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:14 PM (d88g9)

376 Why is getting a Mary Jane in your trick or treat bag a bad thing?

Posted by: A. Stoner at October 13, 2010 11:15 PM (BP6Z1)

377 Evolution is far more important to the voters of
Delaware than piddling shit like the economy or deficit spending, you
Creationalist neanderthal!

Posted by: Charles the Johnson at October 13, 2010 11:04 PM (vdfwz)
The sad thing is that this is EXACTLY why the "nonbiased" Wolf Blitzer asked the question...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:15 PM (bgcml)

378 George Clooney, now there is your SMART DIPLOMACY.

Posted by: gus at October 13, 2010 11:16 PM (C02p4)

379 My five-year-old is a moron-in-training. Today, he
said something about bacon. I said nothing is better than bacon. He
said, and I quote, "what about bacon covered in .... bacon!" I'm so
proud.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:14 PM (d88g9)
Awwwwwwww.

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:16 PM (YX6i/)

380 Mallamutt, thanks - did you do it from home or did you go somewhere to do it?

In the old days (I am 46) we often trudge into a county headquarter somewhere and they had rows and rows of table, coffee, donuts and ashtrays.

In 2008, did it from home. To be honest, I kinda prefer doing it the old way. 1) it was a great way to meet people with similar political views 2) you actually felt like you were doing something (I have a home office and I spend a lot of time on the phone on hold, actually, so doing robocalls from home is like work) and 3) there was a sense of commaraderie. Plus, free donuts.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 13, 2010 11:16 PM (OWjjx)

381 Regarding the German WWII military. I recall reading a book on an assassination plot on Hitler in 1939 before the Poland invasion and the general thought among the Werhmacht high command was that the German military needed at least to 1945 to reach its full capability. Basically, some higher ups in the military thought they would be crushed by the French and British and were planning to take Hitler out before the invasion of Poland. I think some of the plotters got caught and the others got cold feet.
Well Germany never did have the capability for a long-term land war with Russia and I'm not sure they would have had things remained static through '45. It just didnt have the resources. The entire strategy was based on getting it done quickly. When that failed, the goal of the '42 campaign - Case Blue (which led to Stalingrad) was a deep invasion into the Caucuses with the intent of reaching the Baku Oil fields. ie - it was for raw materials.
Of course you can make a myriad of arguments from 42 on about how Germany could have pursued the war against Russia when it became clear it wasn't going to end quickly. Hitler became increasingly stubborn and irrational as the situation turned against the Reich. His insistence that no ground be given up - even for strategic reasons - was disastrous in 1943-44 and infuriated people like Manstein.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 11:17 PM (uCjoj)

382 Watching silly Haunted Investigations video. Apparently one needs a Buddhist Priest to go ghost hunting.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:12 PM (8uDC
Cracked had a great article on the western appeal of things like this...http://tinyurl.com/26cyntx

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:17 PM (bgcml)

383 I'm so proud.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:14 PM (d88g9)
Congrats, Bomber -- breeding shows. I'm proud of the mini-Bomber, too.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2010 11:17 PM (zxpIo)

384 374
Watching silly Haunted Investigations video. Apparently one needs a Buddhist Priest to go ghost hunting.
At least Alan has an Epic Beard - Jr.

The dude producing Haunted Investigations, Chris Bores, is a copy scum-bag of the lowest order. There are many video-game/movie reviewers on YouTube, but there is nothing original, innovative, or even humorous about Chris' videos. He is a direct rip-off of the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:18 PM (wU5x6)

385 What the crap is a Ghost Stick?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:18 PM (8uDC8)

386 What the crap is a Ghost Stick?
I know..

Posted by: William Folks at October 13, 2010 11:19 PM (uCjoj)

387 Why is getting a Mary Jane in your trick or treat bag a bad thing?

Posted by: A. Stoner at October 13, 2010 11:15 PM (BP6Z1)
Hey do people in fly over country give out coke? Uh, I mean, uh, soda, like, uh, Tab.

Posted by: Barack Obama at October 13, 2010 11:19 PM (bgcml)

388 #376 I love you all so much. The only way I could love you more is if you were wrapped in bacon. Mmmmmmm, bacon.

I am omitted from your love, right?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:19 PM (wU5x6)

389 He said, and I quote, "what about bacon covered in .... bacon!" I'm so proud.
That is a smart kid.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 13, 2010 11:19 PM (OWjjx)

390 Oh and back to the evolution thing .... according to the Genesis account, God created Adam and Eve as fully mature adults. Easy enough for Him to create the earth as if it had been around for millions of year, or light from start billions of light years away already in our solar system.

Not that any of that has anything to do with the fuckin' taxes I'll be paying next year, but sometimes it's a fun discussion.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:20 PM (d88g9)

391 To be honest, I kinda prefer doing it the old way. 1) it was a great way to meet people with similar political views ... 3) there was a sense of commaraderie. Plus, free donuts.

My start was in January making calls for Scott Brown. It was great meeting other Masshole conservatives face to face. We all thought we were the last of a dying breed. It was a great feeling finding out otherwise.

Posted by: fluffy at October 13, 2010 11:20 PM (SwkdU)

392 255
Somebody post some boobs or and kittens or and shoes.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 10:31 PM (8uDC
FIFY. This way, there's something for everyone.

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 13, 2010 11:21 PM (twq6c)

393 Plus, free donuts.

Ooooooo Donuts!

Posted by: Homer Simpson at October 13, 2010 11:21 PM (mKD26)

394 "It means all the world to us to know that there are prayer circles out
there and people who are keeping the spirits clean around us." --Michelle Obama

Ok, what the hell does that mean?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:21 PM (bgcml)

395 I am omitted from your love, right?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:19 PM (wU5x6)
Jeez, Kratman, where the fuck does that come from? Of course I love you! And not just because of your big blue throbby thing, either . . .

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2010 11:22 PM (zxpIo)

396 Candy Corn is the second worse thing to give on halloween? Fuck that. I love candy corn.

Posted by: JC at October 13, 2010 11:22 PM (zGCrb)

397 377
My five-year-old is a moron-in-training. Today, he said something about
bacon. I said nothing is better than bacon. He said, and I quote,
"what about bacon covered in .... bacon!" I'm so proud.

That is amazing, Bomber! You are rearing your son very well.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:23 PM (wU5x6)

398 Ok, what the hell does that mean?
Please pray for us cause all hell is about to break loose?

SeriouslyI have no friggin idea.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 13, 2010 11:23 PM (OWjjx)

399
"It means all the world to us to know that there are prayer circles out
there and people who are keeping the spirits clean around us." --Michelle Obama

Ok, what the hell does that mean?

It's all about who you're praying too, I guess.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:23 PM (d88g9)

400 Mmmmmmm, bacon. I am omitted from your love, right?

Wrap yourself in bacon and see what happens K

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 13, 2010 11:23 PM (mKD26)

401 Those shows would probably be more interesting if it was just about exploring a cool abandoned old building and talking about its history, rather than looking for non-existent ghosts and demons or whatever. What I always wonder is, if these people really believe in supernatural evil spirits, why would you want to go /towards/ them?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:25 PM (8uDC8)

402 How can you have a list of worst Halloween candy and NOT include those little colored dots of sugar on a piece of paper?

http://tinyurl.com/29f6sve

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:25 PM (bgcml)

403 396 "It means all the world to us to know that there are prayer circles out there and people who are keeping the spirits clean around us." --Michelle Obama

wasn't there some article a while ago about some connection between M'chelle and voodooism? that's what this quote reminds me of, especially the "clean spirits" part

Posted by: chemjeff at October 13, 2010 11:25 PM (E97ku)

404 yo, gaming thoughts
my final thoughts on the new medal of honor
excellent theme, pretty good graphics engine, more realistic than the others
but the single player is way too short
verdict: wait for the new cod/mw in three weeks

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:26 PM (gg4j2)

405 #402
Wrap yourself in bacon and see what happens K

Pass. I'd rather eat said bacon. Speaking of bacon, there is some left around the house.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:26 PM (wU5x6)

406 wasn't there some article a while ago about some
connection between M'chelle and voodooism? that's what this quote
reminds me of, especially the "clean spirits" part

Posted by: chemjeff at October 13, 2010 11:25 PM (E97ku)
There was? That's the vibe I got from the quote.

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:26 PM (YX6i/)

407 "It means all the world to us to know that there are prayer circles out
there and people who are keeping the spirits clean around us." --Michelle Obama

Roasting on a spit in hell would clean your ginormous ass off pretty thoroughly. You'll be all "whoa, are those hipbones??" Sure, it might take a while, but hang in there, mama.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2010 11:27 PM (zxpIo)

408
"It means all the world to us to know that there are prayer circles out
there and people who are keeping the spirits clean around us." --Michelle Obama

And as a follow up on the Obama quote. If CoD's views on evolution are news worthy, why aren't Barack Obama's views on the clean/unclean spirits around him?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:27 PM (bgcml)

409 Yo, ncj, did you see The Hill poll on Djou?

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:27 PM (YX6i/)

410 I was squeaking about a lack of posts and then promptly disappeared due to a series of unexpected activities.

Saw a bacon cookbook today. It is $35, not sure why it would be that much but, ummm, bacon. So tempted.

p.s. Kratos yes Im sure Michelle Rhee is on some education commercial, shes the darling of the education reform movement and yes she was the chancellor of the DC schools. Operative word is now was.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 11:27 PM (RZ8pf)

411 wasn't there some article a while ago about some connection between
M'chelle and voodooism? that's what this quote reminds me of,
especially the "clean spirits" part

Don't know about that. But I do remember her claiming that the president carries a picture of Mary in his wallet. While talking to some Catholic group somewhere.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:28 PM (d88g9)

412 411 no, i'll check it now

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:28 PM (gg4j2)

413 Mallamutt fluffy, thanks - I don't know why I feel such a heigtened sense of anxiety thinking about calling strangers like that - I suppose that's why I'm not in sales

Posted by: chemjeff at October 13, 2010 11:29 PM (E97ku)

414 How can you have a list of worst Halloween candy and NOT include those little colored dots of sugar on a piece of paper?http://tinyurl.com/29f6sve

Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:25 PM

Stay away from the brown acid.

Posted by: Woodstock announcer at October 13, 2010 11:29 PM (No0N3)

415 my final thoughts on the new medal of honor
I saw it's getting PunkBuster support which in theory means they are serious about the multiplayer (I think the previous Q3-based MoH's had PB too) but I haven't had a chance to check it out.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 11:29 PM (uCjoj)

416 But I do remember her claiming that the president carries a picture of Mary in his wallet.
That better not be a picture of me in his wallet. It might be next to a condom. Oh, you kids and your sexual urges. I sure hope that furry man-animal gets some help soon

Posted by: Mary Worth.......Leave me Alone! at October 13, 2010 11:30 PM (OWjjx)

417 I don't know about the phone bank thing, but I am all kinds of interested in hanging out around the polls with camera on 11/2. Might be fun down in KC.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:30 PM (d88g9)

418 oh never mind about the voodoo thing, it was an Alex Jones rumor

Posted by: chemjeff at October 13, 2010 11:31 PM (E97ku)

419 hmmm, his leading is good
her strongest area is the youth vote and they won't turn up i think
he should be golden

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:31 PM (gg4j2)

420 How about Boobies and Hobos?
The music is dreadful.

Posted by: Cincinnatus at October 13, 2010 11:32 PM (8kv9l)

421 #410
And as a follow up on the Obama quote. If CoD's views on evolution are news worthy, why aren't Barack Obama's views on the clean/unclean spirits around him?

Same reason why Republicans talking about God is forbodden, while Dems can invoke His name at will with no scorn from the MFM. Remember when Nancy Pelousi invoked Jesus' name to clerics, stating that they should "play a major role" in supporting liberal causes?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:32 PM (wU5x6)

422 he should be golden

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:31 PM (gg4j2)
*high five*Would you have thought it was possible back during the special election?

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:32 PM (YX6i/)

423 Did someone say free donuts.
That's liketotally awesome.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at October 13, 2010 11:33 PM (FPFVN)

424 Oh and back to the evolution thing .... according to the Genesis account, God created Adam and Eve as fully mature adults. Easy enough for Him to create the earth as if it had been around for millions of year, or light from start billions of light years away already in our solar system.Not that any of that has anything to do with the fuckin' taxes I'll be paying next year, but sometimes it's a fun discussion.
Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:20 PM (d88g9)
Whether you believe in creation or evolution they both demand you have an enormous amount of faith in something you can't prove.
Evolution demands you believe in billions of seperate cells evolving in an hit and miss manner with each evolution happining in a perfect environment and each with odds of it happening of 1 to a 1 with 350 zeros following it.
Creationism demands you believe a higher power did it.
Neither can be proven. It depends on who you want to have faith in.

Posted by: robtr at October 13, 2010 11:33 PM (fwSHf)

425 NCJ here ya go, read it and weep

Posted by: chemjeff at October 13, 2010 11:33 PM (E97ku)

426 oh wow Kratos that Nancy clip was just disturbing. Her rambling oratory skills didn't help.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 11:33 PM (uCjoj)

427 I can barely keep up with this place on a slow night. You guys need a chatroom.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:34 PM (8uDC8)

428 417 i have't tried it yet or the tier 1
i'm waiting for my little one to finish the campaign first
that said, if i'm going to go multiplayer, i think mw would be much better imho
although i am going to drop everything for crysis2

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:34 PM (gg4j2)

429 423 - remember when she said her favorite word was "the word?"

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 13, 2010 11:34 PM (HjxoE)

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"In great contests each party claims to act in accordance
with the will of God. Both may be, and one must be, wrong." -- LincolnImagine if a Republican had invoked God as an arbiter of an election.
I am surprised the Obamas, the solipsists that they are, even feel God is worth imploring. I would think Barack would expect God to implore him.



Posted by: GT at October 13, 2010 11:34 PM (Vyrg6)

431 Another cool campaign thing to do is volunteer for a Saturday morning or afternoon the weekend before an election and go put up door hangers with campaign stuff. 1its great exercise 2 you usually meet some really nice and interesting people and 3 if your really lucky, one of the last houses you hit will have a barbeque or something going on and invite you to hang out for a while. This happened to me in college when a bunch of us Young Republicans went out to Jersey County, Illinois to work the Saturday before election. Of course, I am fairly certain the 2 co-eds that were helping me probably influenced this guy more than my winning personalitybut his beer was cold (and the weather was unseasonably warmso double win). Oh, and yea, getting a coed drunk early on a Saturday night wasnt a bad thing either IYKWIMAYPD.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 13, 2010 11:35 PM (OWjjx)

432 Posted by: Meghan McCain at October 13, 2010 11:33 PM (FPFVN)

You haven't had your jaw wired shut yet, MeggyMac? Consider it, seriously, because it would work on sooooooo many levels. And Allah would be totally cool with hand jobs, so your relationship wouldn't suffer.

Posted by: Peaches at October 13, 2010 11:35 PM (zxpIo)

433 423 - Was that the time she was rambling on about the Word being her favorite word, because the word, was like, the word, man.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:35 PM (8uDC8)

434 Neither can be proven. It depends on who you want to have faith in.

Posted by: robtr at October 13, 2010 11:33 PM (fwSHf)

As a non-believer, can there be both?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 11:35 PM (Jx0x6)

435 Remember when Nancy Pelousi invoked Jesus' name to clerics, stating
that they should "play a major role" in supporting liberal causes?

Remember when somebody asked her if unborn Jesus had a right to life?

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:36 PM (d88g9)

436 431
423 - remember when she said her favorite word was "the word?"

Yes. Catholics everywhere should have been embarrassed by Pelousi's fumbling about in their religion.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:37 PM (wU5x6)

437 I can barely keep up with this place on a slow night. You guys need a chatroom.
I suggested that and was informed that Mr. Charles Johnson ruined the taste of IRC for all e-dwellers.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 11:38 PM (uCjoj)

438 424 nah, saw it coming with case splitting the vote
now that he's out, the blue dogs will turn to djou, i predict 58 to 40
everywhere i look are seas of blue signs
he'll be here in my area sign waving tomorrow, i may stop for a photo

426 weep? i'm a djooooooooooooo supporter

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:38 PM (gg4j2)

439 You haven't had your jaw wired shut yet, MeggyMac? Consider it, seriously, because it would work on sooooooo many levels. And Allah would be totally cool with hand jobs, so your relationship wouldn't suffer.How would I like totally suck the dick, you know, like I do? I like totally discuss the totally dirty 'crazy campaign sex' in my new tome of wisdom, dirty sexy politics. like buy it people! totally!

Posted by: MeggieMac at October 13, 2010 11:39 PM (uCjoj)

440 437 - ...did that actually happen? How did I miss that. That's epic. What did she say?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:39 PM (8uDC8)

441 #437 Remember when somebody asked her if unborn Jesus had a right to life?

No, and that's something I should have remembered, if only for Pelousi's inevitable "uh, uh, uh" answer.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:39 PM (wU5x6)

442 I suggested that and was informed that Mr. Charles Johnson ruined the taste of IRC for all e-dwellers.
what does that mean?

Posted by: chemjeff at October 13, 2010 11:40 PM (E97ku)

443 438 - that's it! A cringe-worthy moment indeed. That woman could ruin a wet dream! Oops, sorry, Ghost of Sparta.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 13, 2010 11:40 PM (HjxoE)

444 Neither can be proven. It depends on who you want to have faith in.

Outstanding. How come it seems like only one side gets that?

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:40 PM (d88g9)

445 439 - Uhm. That seems kinda silly. Don't they still make those free crappy javascript chatrooms anyone can set up in like two seconds? Or am I still living in 1999.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:41 PM (8uDC8)

446 I protest the inclusion of dots on that list

Posted by: Doc at October 13, 2010 11:41 PM (MYT77)

447 Outstanding. How come it seems like only one side gets that?Because it's demonstrably proveable that the earth is not 6,000 years old?

Posted by: MeggieMac at October 13, 2010 11:41 PM (uCjoj)

448 That wizened old crab will probably mess up traffic here tomorrow. And then Obama will mess it up next week. And then the other Obama will mess it up. And as the topper Clinton will mess it up. Plus whoever else the Democrats decide to send in to desperately try to save Murrays seat.

Her television ads are sounding increasingly desperate

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 11:41 PM (RZ8pf)

449 444 it means.....
BEARS WIN!!!!!!!!
or
ALIENWARE WINS!!!!!!!!
take your pick

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:42 PM (gg4j2)

450 And as a follow up on the Obama quote. If CoD's views on evolution are news worthy, why aren't Barack Obama's views on the clean/unclean spirits around him?


Posted by: 18-1 at October 13, 2010 11:27 PM (bgcml)
--It goes down to a phenomenon I've long noticed: open displays of religiosity are permissible among ethnic minorities, at least if they vote Democrat (see Blacks, Hispanics, the Buddhist monks pimping for Gore). When ethnic minorities wear their religion on their sleeve, libtards think it's cute, a quirk, "diversity." While I do not see outspokenness of one's religious beliefs in itself as a problem (see: First Amendment), the double standard the Demotards employ is really kind of racist --i.e., a white, conservative "Christianist" is an idiot rube but a Black AME parishioner is fervent/active/involved/spiritual.

Posted by: logprof peeks in at October 13, 2010 11:42 PM (BP6Z1)

451 Pelosi and unborn Jesus

No idea what that site is. Take it for what it's worth.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:42 PM (d88g9)

452 447
439 - Uhm. That seems kinda silly. Don't they still make those free
crappy javascript chatrooms anyone can set up in like two seconds? Or am
I still living in 1999.
We shouldn't complain. We get Wicket pics as a good compensation.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:43 PM (wU5x6)

453 Uhm. That seems kinda silly. Don't they still make those free crappy javascript chatrooms anyone can set up in like two seconds? Or am I still living in 1999.I think they still do Java chatrooms. I don't know. Haven't seen one in awhile. Most of them are IRC based today. Which is amusing because IRC is also very old.
what does that mean?
I was told that Charles Johnson's LGF site had a chat room and it didn't go over well. Charles leaves a bad taste in peoples' mouths.

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 11:43 PM (uCjoj)

454 #449 Because it's demonstrably proveable that the earth is not 6,000 years old?

But it is turtles all the way down.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:44 PM (wU5x6)

455 Oh yeah, we're supposed to be shit talkin' this week, ncj.

Three words: 3 and 2.

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:44 PM (YX6i/)

456 Why would we need a separate chat room? Chat rooms just seem so seedy. Not like this place, which is clean and pure and wholesome.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 11:44 PM (RZ8pf)

457 455 Charles leaves a bad taste in peoples' mouths.
no no no, that set-up is just too easy
i'll leave that to someone else.........its going to hurt chris

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:45 PM (gg4j2)

458 Uh, whoops... 4 and 2

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:45 PM (YX6i/)

459 The War on Terror Overseas Contingency Operation whatever-the-fuck runs on IRC.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:45 PM (d88g9)

460 Why would we need a separate chat room? Chat rooms just seem so seedy. Not like this place, which is clean and pure and wholesome.
Hey now! Chat rooms are very wholesome. Now if you'll excuse me, my #hotlesbiansex window is blinking and needs my attention.

Posted by: Male Moron at October 13, 2010 11:46 PM (uCjoj)

461 58 - wait, what? This place is the waiting room for the third circle of hell. And that's how we like it.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 13, 2010 11:46 PM (HjxoE)

462
Not like this place, which is clean and pure and wholesome.

And our spirits are clean too

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 13, 2010 11:46 PM (OWjjx)

463 Editor, was at lunch with two very democrat friends today and they were grumbling about Patty Murray and mocking her television ads. So, move me to the optimist category in your tally.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 11:46 PM (RZ8pf)

464 455 Charles leaves a bad taste in peoples' mouths.
But not in mine! Yum!

Posted by: Kill Bore Bass at October 13, 2010 11:47 PM (wU5x6)

465 But it is turtles all the way down.

Russell or James, I love that anecdote.

Posted by: GT at October 13, 2010 11:47 PM (Vyrg6)

466 458 - Because the ONT basically operates as a chatroom, only when people are posting constantly it's ridiculously hard to not miss anything. And also, once the thread gets several hundred comments long, it starts making the page take ten minutes to load.

But I'm a silly noob, so feel free to ignore me and mock me for living.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:47 PM (8uDC8)

467 455 - So does Spitzer!

Posted by: Ashley Dupre at October 13, 2010 11:48 PM (HjxoE)

468 I'm still waiting to hook up

Posted by: lizard lounge lurker at October 13, 2010 11:48 PM (BP6Z1)

469 457 can you say peppers?
the beating the bears defensive line are going to hand down will be uglier than a ron jeremy sex scene

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:48 PM (gg4j2)

470 I suggested that and was informed that Mr. Charles Johnson ruined the taste of IRC for all e-dwellers.

chris, a big chunk of the defunct lounge hangs at a new chat.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 13, 2010 11:48 PM (mKD26)

471 And our spirits are clean too
And my armpits are free of hair, unlike certain first ladies who shouldnt lift their arms in sleeveless dresses if shes not gonna clean up there regularly.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 11:49 PM (RZ8pf)

472 468 - I'm not mocking you. Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

Posted by: Ashley Dupre at October 13, 2010 11:49 PM (HjxoE)

473 good episode of Terriers and the new season of Storm Chasers started....good night. Next week's episode of Storm Chasers looks fucking intense as they drive upon a body in the rubble of a neighborhood

Posted by: The Dude at October 13, 2010 11:49 PM (Ig1Wo)

474 If Hasselbeck can't go my pick of the Bears defense for my fantasy team will be a winner.

Posted by: temporary Bears fan at October 13, 2010 11:50 PM (BP6Z1)

475 they drive upon a body in the rubble of a neighborhood
They couldnt have swerved to avoid it?

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 11:51 PM (RZ8pf)

476 the beating the bears defensive line are going to hand down will be uglier than a ron jeremy sex scene

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:48 PM (gg4j2)
What? They're going to play in place of the offensive line? Good move, Chicago.

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:51 PM (YX6i/)

477 chris, a big chunk of the defunct lounge hangs at a new chat.
This is business bandwidth Ace is missing out on!

Posted by: Chris in Va at October 13, 2010 11:51 PM (uCjoj)

478
good episode of Terriers and the new season of Storm Chasers
started....good night. Next week's episode of Storm Chasers looks
fucking intense as they drive upon a body in the rubble of a
neighborhood

Posted by: The Dude at October 13, 2010 11:49 PM

I grew up in tornado alley. I don't think it's an especially good idea to go looking for them. They'll find you, eventually.

Posted by: huerfano at October 13, 2010 11:51 PM (No0N3)

479 #477 They couldnt have swerved to avoid it?
Better ratings if they hit it?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:52 PM (wU5x6)

480 476 If Hasselbeck can't go my pick of the Bears defense for my fantasy team will be a winner.
Posted by: temporary Bears fan at October 13, 2010 11:50 PM (BP6Z1)
They still might be a winner even if he can go. How's Mr. Southern Cali Sunshine's easy happy go lucky line of leadership working out for the Seahawks anyways?

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2010 11:52 PM (oVQFe)

481 478 idiot, lovey has a plan for the offensive line.........
oh shit

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:52 PM (gg4j2)

482 They couldnt have swerved to avoid it?

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 11:51 PM (RZ8pf)
haThey are in rescue mode and they're the first ones on the scene

Posted by: The Dude at October 13, 2010 11:52 PM (Ig1Wo)

483 If Hasselbeck can't go my pick of the Bears defense for my fantasy team will be a winner.

Posted by: temporary Bears fan at October 13, 2010 11:50 PM (BP6Z1)
Um, you do realize they'll (Chi-D) have a better chance with Hasselbeck in, right?

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:53 PM (YX6i/)

484 453 - Wow. Just wow.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:53 PM (8uDC8)

485 I grew up in tornado alley. I don't think it's an especially good idea to go looking for them. They'll find you, eventually.
Tell me about it.

Posted by: Trailer Parks Everywhere at October 13, 2010 11:53 PM (OWjjx)

486 481 - Well, d'uh?

Posted by: Ashley Dupre at October 13, 2010 11:53 PM (HjxoE)

487 Maet, you can send all your orange and black taffies my way. Those things rock.

Posted by: Hal at October 13, 2010 11:53 PM (cNSTn)

488 I grew up in tornado alley. I don't think it's an especially good idea to go looking for them. They'll find you, eventually.
*blushes*

Posted by: Chris in Va who has on three occasions driven in the direction of what was supposed to be a rare tor at October 13, 2010 11:53 PM (uCjoj)

489 .

Posted by: ornado only to not see one yet at October 13, 2010 11:53 PM (uCjoj)

490 Um, you do realize they'll (Chi-D) have a better chance with Hasselbeck in
In what? Ovulation? Is she hornier then?

Posted by: Male Moron at October 13, 2010 11:54 PM (uCjoj)

491 Out damn sock- puppet!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 13, 2010 11:54 PM (HjxoE)

492 Good to have you onboard, PGiS.

Now, help me gang up on ncj. He's a Cubs fan, you know.

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:55 PM (YX6i/)

493 #487
Tell me about it.

That's okay, just find some buried pipe and strap yourself to it the next time a tornado approaches. Worked for me!

Posted by: Bill Paxton in Twister. at October 13, 2010 11:55 PM (wU5x6)

494 Better ratings if they hit it?
Nicole and I hit it all the time on our show. We had great ratings. And it was hot.

Posted by: Paris Hilton, Professional Skank at October 13, 2010 11:55 PM (OWjjx)

495 489 i thought one of those was stale peanut buter
and once again i am amazed i survived my youth

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god!!! at October 13, 2010 11:55 PM (gg4j2)

496 And our spirits are clean too



Posted by: Mallamutt at October 13, 2010 11:46 PM (OWjjx)

So, I still don't have my pants on.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 13, 2010 11:56 PM (Jx0x6)

497 driven and slept through 2 tornados

Posted by: The Dude at October 13, 2010 11:56 PM (Ig1Wo)

498 And my armpits are
free of hair, unlike certain first ladies who shouldnt lift their arms
in sleeveless dresses if shes not gonna clean up there regularly.

Oh come on. That's over the line. Couldn't you talk about something acceptable, like maybe Nancy Pelosi's cunt or Helen Thomas' tits?

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:56 PM (d88g9)

499 Now, help me gang up on ncj. He's a Cubs fan, you know.

Its because hes a Democrat. He cant help himself.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 11:56 PM (RZ8pf)

500 Now, help me gang up on ncj. He's a Cubs fan, you know.
Now there is nothing wrong with us Cub fans. We are loyal, dedicated and have low expectations.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 13, 2010 11:56 PM (OWjjx)

501 494 here you go

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god and Cubbies Fan!!! at October 13, 2010 11:57 PM (gg4j2)

502 500 - ye gods! We are vile tonight I tell you!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 13, 2010 11:57 PM (HjxoE)

503 Are we talking Seahawks at Bears now? Cause I'm gonna be there.

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:58 PM (d88g9)

504 The Mythbusters are doing a show with the Stormchasers I think. Putting some of their equipment to the test and stuff like that.

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2010 11:58 PM (oVQFe)

505 502 that why we deserved the bulls during their two 3peats

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god and Cubbies Fan!!! at October 13, 2010 11:58 PM (gg4j2)

506 Oh come on. That's over the line. Couldn't you talk about something acceptable, like maybe Nancy Pelosi's c**t or Helen Thomas' tits?

Have they been running around showing them to everybody again?

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 11:58 PM (RZ8pf)

507 #498 So, I still don't have my pants on.

Pants can be overrated at times.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:58 PM (wU5x6)

508 502- So you're a Democrat. Admitting the problem is the first step.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 13, 2010 11:59 PM (HjxoE)

509 ye gods! We are vile tonight I tell you!
It's the Navy's birthday. What'd you expect?

Posted by: Bomber at October 13, 2010 11:59 PM (d88g9)

510 Now there is nothing wrong with us Cub fans. We are loyal, dedicated and have low expectations.
so that's where I need to go hunt for a girlfriend - Wrigley Stadium

Posted by: chemjeff at October 13, 2010 11:59 PM (E97ku)

511 The Mythbusters are doing a show with the
Stormchasers I think. Putting some of their equipment to the test and
stuff like that.

Posted by: buzzion at October 13, 2010 11:58 PM (oVQFe)

yep, was an interesting episode. Better than last week's which sucked

Posted by: The Dude at October 13, 2010 11:59 PM (Ig1Wo)

512 So, I still don't have my pants on.

Hey, me neither!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 13, 2010 11:59 PM (mKD26)

513 505 yep, some people are in denial on the fact that the bears are going to be 5-1

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god and Cubbies Fan!!! at October 13, 2010 11:59 PM (gg4j2)

514 Cubs fan - check
Bears fan - check
Democrat - check

Probably already signed up to work on Rahm's campaign.

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:59 PM (YX6i/)

515 I just got fuckin' bleeped on the fuckin' ONT.

I have fuckin' arrived.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:00 AM (d88g9)

516 Hey, Brett Favre says he's considering sitting out this week's game because his arm hurts. Everyone start laughing now that anyone would believe he will not start.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 12:00 AM (oVQFe)

517 that why we deserved the bulls during their two 3peats
Well, I balance my 2 luckless sports teams (Cubs and the St. Louis Blues) with 2 rather successful sports teams (Bulls and the Cowboys).

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:00 AM (OWjjx)

518 so that's where I need to go hunt for a girlfriend - Wrigley Stadium
That was funny chemjeff!

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 14, 2010 12:00 AM (RZ8pf)

519 509 - Ghost of Sparta! Well, spank me hard and color me shocked!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:00 AM (HjxoE)

520 okay good night all

Posted by: chemjeff at October 14, 2010 12:02 AM (E97ku)

521 511 - Right, good on ya!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:02 AM (HjxoE)

522 oh, for anyone who bought Borderlands on Steam, make sure you go in and get your Duke Nukem demo key and register it.

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:02 AM (Ig1Wo)

523 I hope Cutler's manicure went well today.

Posted by: Editor at October 14, 2010 12:02 AM (YX6i/)

524 509 Decadence - !

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:02 AM (8uDC8)

525 Ghost of Sparta! Well, spank me hard and color me shocked!

Not so shocking when you remember that he's wearing a loincloth.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:02 AM (d88g9)

526 523 - Sweet dreams!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:02 AM (HjxoE)

527 519 i'm pure north side wrigleyville, all chi teams except for those white sux losers so i have to wait a decade or two for the big win
516 i have faith in my homies in the city, rahm has no chance

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god and Cubbies Fan!!! at October 14, 2010 12:02 AM (gg4j2)

528 so that's where I need to go hunt for a girlfriend - Wrigley Stadium
Well, for a reasonably balanced, normal relationship sure.
If you are in it for a one night stand with a freak, try Comiskey Park (or whatever they call that shit hole now). But wait till after the 5th inning.that is when their meth kicks in real good

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:03 AM (OWjjx)

529 527 - Right, subversive bastard!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:03 AM (HjxoE)

530 try Comiskey Park (or whatever they call that shit hole now).
It's pronounced Cominsky.

Posted by: President Jackass at October 14, 2010 12:04 AM (d88g9)

531 502 that why we deserved the bulls during their two 3peats

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god and Cubbies Fan!!! at October 13, 2010 11:58 PM

The Jazz got screwed during two of those championship series. And not in a good way.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2010 12:04 AM (No0N3)

532 518
Hey, Brett Favre says he's considering sitting out this week's game
because his arm hurts. Everyone start laughing now that anyone would
believe he will not start.

Given how the Jets smacked him around Monday, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't start. The man is over 40 now and starting to age rapidly.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:04 AM (wU5x6)

533
I grew up in tornado alley. I don't think it's an especially good idea to go looking for them. They'll find you, eventually.


*blushes*


Google May 3rd 1999, F-4 Wichita Kansas.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 12:04 AM (Jx0x6)

534 Well I need to go get a life before it gets too late. Ciao.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 14, 2010 12:04 AM (RZ8pf)

535 532 - Our corpse-man said so.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:05 AM (HjxoE)

536
#51, Cicero, a Mickey Ds in a little town in Germany, and beer was on the menu.

Hi, all! Little late to the thread, taking care of family stuff. How is everybody doing?

20 more days!!!!!

Posted by: TheresaDFirePattyMurray at October 14, 2010 12:05 AM (f0Q++)

537 #527 Not so shocking when you remember that he's wearing a loincloth.

*sighs*. It's not a loincloth.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:05 AM (wU5x6)

538 Mallamutt, they stop selling METH at KAMINSKY FIELD (Obama's name for his favorite teams yard). Before the 7th inning felch.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:05 AM (C02p4)

539 530 owowowowowowowowow
pepsi out the nose
owowowowowowowowowow

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god and Cubbies Fan!!! at October 14, 2010 12:05 AM (gg4j2)

540 534 - Age is catching up at a good pace, I would agree. He's doing to his career what Pelosi did to her forehead.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:06 AM (HjxoE)

541 516 i have faith in my homies in the city, rahm has no chance
Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god and Cubbies Fan!!! at October 14, 2010 12:02 AM (gg4j2)
You're delusional. The only way he's not likely to win is if he is found to rightly not meet the residency requirements. But when has the law ever stopped a Democrat from getting their way in an election.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 12:06 AM (oVQFe)

542 speaking of Steam, didn't like Valve's announcement about Icefrog's upcoming game. Just porting over DotA All-Stars to the Source Engine is really fucking lame. And they talk about cleaning up the genre's communities but that shit isn't happening. That genre is stuck with cocksucker communities (except for League Of Legends)

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:07 AM (Ig1Wo)

543 As a Packer fan I am aware of Brett Favre. In fact my living involves the PACK.
Favre's arm is sore from masturbation.
His wife will be making an annoucement soon.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:07 AM (C02p4)

544 Sorry I'm drunk and slow, but I opened this in another tab then forgot about it.

More details on Pelosi and unborn Jesus.


At last weeks press briefing CNSNews.com reporter Jane McGrath
asked: So, when was the Word made flesh? Was it at the Annunciation,
when Jesus was conceived by the power of the Holy Spirit, as the Creed
says, or was it at the Nativity when he was born of the Virgin Mary? And
when did the Word get the right to life?

Speaker Pelosi, a self-described Catholic, replied: Whenever it was,
we bow our heads when we talk about it in church, and thats where Id
like to talk about that.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:08 AM (d88g9)

545 So Kratos. Of all the God of War games, which one is the best?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:08 AM (8uDC8)

546 It's pronounced Cominsky.


Posted by: President Jackass at October 14, 2010 12:04 AM (d88g9)

And Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, Tony Perez and the rest of the Big Red Machine played there.

Posted by: Jugears McFuckstick at October 14, 2010 12:08 AM (Jx0x6)

547 534 518 Hey, Brett Favre says he's considering sitting out this week's game because his arm hurts. Everyone start laughing now that anyone would believe he will not start.Given how the Jets smacked him around Monday, I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't start. The man is over 40 now and starting to age rapidly.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:04 AM (wU5x6)
And put an end to his streak? Please. This is just for him to get talked about more and get a nice little ego stroke rather than about how he needs to stroke a few more times before sending pictures.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 12:09 AM (oVQFe)

548 544 the source engine blows
543 its chicago, the south side candidates will sue if he wins over the residency
rahm meet race card
race card meet rahm

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god and Cubbies Fan!!! at October 14, 2010 12:09 AM (gg4j2)

549 Reed Timmer was at our NWS open house this past weekend(his righ 'the Dominator' wouldnt start so he was 1 1/2 hours late) I had to bail not long after he finally pulled in, but an upclose look at that rig, utilitarian is something that comes to mind.

Posted by: Lt.Kilgore at October 14, 2010 12:09 AM (FIDMq)

550 Let me be clear. The greatest White Sox player of all time was William Refrigerator Perry.

Posted by: President B to the O, Hollar at October 14, 2010 12:10 AM (OWjjx)

551 547 - Yeah, good question.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:10 AM (HjxoE)

552 Wonder if the queen is planning to be the grinch for halloween

Posted by: curious at October 14, 2010 12:11 AM (p302b)

553 And Pete Rose, Johnny Bench, Tony Perez and the rest of the Big Red Machine played there.
You knew he was a complete fuckup when the guy in the booth asked him about his favorite players and all he could say was, "uh uh uh I like the Cubs too." Fucking happyass inclusive bullshit for everything except a political opinion slightly off from his own.

Good God I'm gonna enjoy the fuck out of 11/3. Even the fuckin' hangover.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:12 AM (d88g9)

554 Friggin Mickey Mantle played there.
I drove past the OLD COMISKEY after the first wrecking ball had gone through the white washed walls. IT HURT.
I live in Milwaukee and loved Brewers games at Comiskey.
The only park the came close to OLD Comiskey and it's URINE TROUGHS, was DETROIT TIGER STADIUM.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:12 AM (C02p4)

555 Before the 7th inning felch.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:05 AM (C02p4)

I saw what you did there.

Posted by: Cum ass eating queer guy. at October 14, 2010 12:12 AM (Jx0x6)

556 Speaker Pelosi, a self-described Catholic, replied: Whenever it was,
we bow our heads when we talk about it in church, and thats where Id
like to talk about that.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:08 AM

Nancy's Catholicism is convenient to Nancy's need to invoke it.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2010 12:12 AM (No0N3)

557
544 the source engine blows
Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god and Cubbies Fan!!! at October 14, 2010 12:09 AM (gg4j2)

Not as good as UE but I think it's pretty good with all the tweaks they've made over the years

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:13 AM (Ig1Wo)

558 Bomber. It was Rob Dibbler. Opie the dimwit was shuckin' and jivin'. He couldn't name a single player. He changed the subject to the CUBS and the A's.
Obama isn't an American male.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:14 AM (C02p4)

559 547
So Kratos. Of all the God of War games, which one is the best?

God of War 3, definitely. The sheer brutality, the combat system, the look and the feel of the game...it is far superior to the previous games. Which is why GoW3 is a PS3 exclusive. Even the voice acting is great, with such performances as Rip Torn as Hephaestus and Malcom McDowell as Daedalus.

The only aspect of God of War 3 that was inferior to the others was the story. Granted, it didn't ruin the game and the story was good enough to keep the plot moving, but I think the first God of War had the best story.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:14 AM (wU5x6)

560 My bro-in-law is a big Obama fan and a bigger Sox fan. When I want to have some fun, I ask him about that interview. He changes the subject.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:15 AM (d88g9)

561 Evening Roons,
What a great day, It started with flying a Cloud Hopper for 45 minutes and ended with2Octoberfest tall boys and a Chivis Regal on ice. I am outa here.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2010 12:15 AM (K03lE)

562 utilitarian is something that comes to mind.

Posted by: Lt.Kilgore at October 14, 2010 12:09 AM (FIDMq)

with the money that thing costs, it at least has to be partly for pleasure as that has to be a big drain on what money he does make with TVN

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:15 AM (Ig1Wo)

563 Catholics do not support ABORTION and HOMOSEXUALITY.

How do I know?? I am Catholic.
My favorite word???? THE WORD!!
How fucking absurd and sad. How shallow and pathetic.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:16 AM (C02p4)

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2010 12:16 AM (K03lE)

565 I always thought Madge was rather dykey, and something moreinteresting than we knew was going on at that nail polish place.

Posted by: Guy in his bunk, thinking... at October 14, 2010 12:16 AM (CxxWV)

566 Bomber. It was Rob Dibbler. Opie the dimwit was shuckin' and
jivin'. He couldn't name a single player. He changed the subject to
the CUBS and the A's.

No, it was Rob Dibble dammit. A charter member of the nasty boys from the 1990 world series champion Cincinnati Reds.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 12:17 AM (Jx0x6)

567 As far as I can tell it sounds like the only reason to pick up a PS3. Which is why I am trying to justify buying a PS3 to myself, and I really can't.

So I guess I should pop in the first one, one of these days and see if I like it enough to blow hundreds of dollars on a shiny new glowbox.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:17 AM (8uDC8)

568
Hey now! Chat rooms are very wholesome. Now if you'll excuse me, my #hotlesbiansex window is blinking and needs my attention.

Posted by: Male Moron at October 13, 2010 11:46 PM (uCjoj)
Yeah hotstuff we miss you!

Posted by: Joe Smith, the 47 year old male at October 14, 2010 12:17 AM (bgcml)

569 Oh quandary. Half of me says hit the sack. The other half sees the magic number in sight. What to dowhat to do.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:18 AM (OWjjx)

570 561 - I agree. And Malcolm McDowell is still hawt at, what, 100? IMHO. Which, is not humble at all. With my apologies to the Ghost of Sparta.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:18 AM (HjxoE)

571 Hey now! Chat rooms are very wholesome. Now if you'll excuse me, my #hotlesbiansex window is blinking and needs my attention.

Posted by: Male Moron at October 13, 2010 11:46 PM (uCjoj)
Yeah hotstuff we miss you!

Posted by: Joe Smith, the 47 year old male pretending to be a hot 18 year old female at October 14, 2010 12:18 AM (bgcml)

572 Sam Adams, forgive my typo. Dibble played here in Milwaukee too.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:18 AM (C02p4)

573 No, it was Rob Dibble dammit. A charter member of the nasty boys from the 1990 world series champion Cincinnati Reds.
And Sweet Lou Pinellas sparring partner.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:18 AM (OWjjx)

574 566



Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2010 12:16 AM (K03lE)

I want to subscribe to your newsletter Ohio Dan.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 12:18 AM (Jx0x6)

575 CLEARLY. MADGE smoked CAMEL STRAIGHTS.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:19 AM (C02p4)

576 GoW3's main weapons were a little disappointing. The Blades of Exile and the Cestus were great weapons, but the other 2 weapons (the Claws of Hades and the Nemesis Whip) were basically chain-swords with some different properties. I would have wanted a weapon in GoW3 like they have in GoW: Ghost of Sparta - a spear and shield. I would have also liked the Barbarian Hammer, or a similar weapon, make a debut in GoW3.

But other than these minor flaws, GoW3 is nearly perfect.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (wU5x6)

577 Which is why I am trying to justify buying a PS3 to myself, and I really can't.



Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:17 AM (8uDC

Valkyrie Chronicles and the upcoming game from the people behind Ico and Shadow of the Colossus

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (Ig1Wo)

578
And
my armpits are free of hair, unlike certain first ladies who shouldnt
lift their arms in sleeveless dresses if shes not gonna clean up there
regularly.

Posted by: ParanoidGoRossiInSeattle at October 13, 2010 11:49 PM (RZ8pf)
Oh no hairy pits are in! We love natural girls. BTW, could you try putting on this face mustache too? Its, uh, funny!

Posted by: Some Creepy Beta Male at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (bgcml)

579 What's a cloudhopper? In a balloon?

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (d88g9)

580 If we are talking baseball, I am obligated to mention the Greatness that is..Zach Greinke.

Posted by: Mallamutt, no really, I am required to mention the Greatness that is...Zach Greinke at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (OWjjx)

581 This is a cloud hopper

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (K03lE)

582 Yes. Catholics everywhere should have been embarrassed by Pelousi's fumbling about in their religion.
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:37 PM (wU5x6)
Surely you're not talking about the Great Theologian herself? Why she's as great an economist as she is a theologian.

Posted by: Someone unclear on what "Theology" or "Economy" means at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (CxxWV)

583 And Sweet Lou Pinellas sparring partner.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:18 AM (OWjjx)

I never said he wasn't an asshole.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (Jx0x6)

584 577

CLEARLY. MADGE smoked CAMEL STRAIGHTS.


Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:19 AM (C02p4)
Industrial humps!

Posted by: The inexplicable Dr. Julius Strangepork at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (twq6c)

585 No, it was Rob Dibble dammit. A charter member of the nasty boys from the 1990 world series champion Cincinnati Reds.


Posted by: Samuel Adams

My wife and I were in Cincy for a 3 game series back in 92, that was the weekend that Dibble and Pinnella got into in the lockeroom. Good times, it was Oktoberfest, Reds swept the Padres, MrsCaniac and I got engaged. One of my favorite weekends.

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 14, 2010 12:21 AM (aaULJ)

586 Able Danger, Curt Welden he was a Senator or Congressman brought it up in 2002 I think. The man was laughed at and destroyed by the 911 commission. The FBI would not leave this man alone. If I remember Savage had him on as a guest a few times. Laughed at and ridiculed, but he was right.

Posted by: sig at October 14, 2010 12:21 AM (T5Fwu)

587 GoW3's main weapons were a little disappointing.

Needs a lightsaber.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:21 AM (d88g9)

588 Catholics do not support ABORTION
Bull.

Posted by: Catholics for Choice; Nancy A. Pelosi, Treasurer at October 14, 2010 12:21 AM (uCjoj)

589 What I always wonder is, if these people really believe in supernatural evil spirits, why would you want to go /towards/ them?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 13, 2010 11:25 PM

Beats meeting up with the inhabitants of an old historic abandoned building that has become a crack house

Posted by: kbdabear at October 14, 2010 12:21 AM (vdfwz)

590 578 - I'm playing again for the 3rd time. Intervention!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:21 AM (HjxoE)

591 that why we deserved the bulls during their two 3peats

Posted by: navycopjoe aka democrat god and Cubbies Fan!!! at October 13, 2010 11:58 PM (gg4j2)
Fair and square baby!

Posted by: Jordan Forarm Shiver of Doom at October 14, 2010 12:22 AM (bgcml)

592 589 -

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:22 AM (HjxoE)

593 Which is why I am trying to justify buying a PS3 to myself, and I really can't.

Three words. Blu. Ray. Player. Or is that old news now?

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:22 AM (d88g9)

594 Pants can be overrated at times.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 13, 2010 11:58 PM (wU5x6)
But the question it, what kind of strappy sandals go best with a red mini skirt?

Posted by: Some Greek Fashionista at October 14, 2010 12:23 AM (bgcml)

595 569
As far as I can tell it sounds like the only reason to pick up a PS3.
Which is why I am trying to justify buying a PS3 to myself, and I really
can't.



So I guess I should pop in the first one, one of these days and see if I
like it enough to blow hundreds of dollars on a shiny new glowbox.

I got my PS3 for $250. And GoW3 is the only reason why I got it, although I've played other games on it such as Dante's Inferno and Bad Company. It's also a blue-ray player, if you're into that sort of thing. And the PS3 network is free (for now).

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:23 AM (wU5x6)

596 Probably already signed up to work on Rahm's campaign undercarriage.

Posted by: Editor at October 13, 2010 11:59 PM (YX6i/)
So, uh, how about them Bears?

Posted by: FTFY at October 14, 2010 12:23 AM (bgcml)

597 Rob Dibble was an asshole but he had an arm. He got pissed off at a call or something and chucked the ball into the centerfield green seats at Riverfrount Stadium. The ball still had enough on it to break a woman's arm.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2010 12:24 AM (K03lE)

598 592
578 - I'm playing again for the 3rd time. Intervention!

Dang, that's hard-core. Are you playing on Chaos mode?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:24 AM (wU5x6)

599 Hey, Brett Favre says he's considering sitting out
this week's game because his arm hurts. Everyone start laughing now
that anyone would believe he will not start.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 12:00 AM (oVQFe)
He's not going to sent us pictures of how he hurt his arm, is he?

Posted by: FTFY at October 14, 2010 12:24 AM (bgcml)

600 And the PS3 network is free (for now).


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:23 AM (wU5x6)

because it sucks ass

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:24 AM (Ig1Wo)

601 This is a cloud hopper

Shit I don't know much about balloons, but even I can tell he's missing something.

Hey Dan, are you in AOPA? Cause the cover story this month is balloons in Albuquerque.

And how come balloon pilots aren't called "balloonneers?" Cause that'd be fucking cool.

Seriously, four double letters in a row. Really fuckin' cool. Even without all the rum.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:25 AM (d88g9)

602 578 - I haven't played as many hack and slash actiony-type games as I would like. But have you ever played the Samurai/Dynasty Warriors series? Love DW4 more than life.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:25 AM (8uDC8)

603 If we are talking baseball, I am obligated to mention the Greatness that is..Zach Greinke.

Posted by: Mallamutt, no really, I am required to mention the Greatness
that is...Zach Greinke at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (OWjjx)

Fuck him, does he have a ring? I didn't think so.

Posted by: George Brett, Bret Saberhagen, Dan Quisenberry, Frank White,Hal McRae, Charlie Liebrandt at October 14, 2010 12:25 AM (Jx0x6)

604 FoxNews rerun - did the President of Chile really just say "long live Chile, damnit!" That's awesome.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:25 AM (d88g9)

605 Bomber, Talk to a local balloonist. Get a flight in. You will love it.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2010 12:26 AM (K03lE)

606 I liked Dibble. Guy could pitch. And as far as assholes in baseball no one, and I mean no one, can touch Barry Bonds. Barry was the all time king of assholes.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:26 AM (OWjjx)

607 Pinella was once a MAN.He was a YANKEE!!!! Then he bumped into Dibble, while Dibble was still a man. Then Pinella bumped into Milton Bradley/Soriano/Zambrano and a cast of dozens, and HUNDREDS of MILLIONS in payroll.
And he traded Derrick Lee.
And quit.
So go the CUBS.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:27 AM (C02p4)

608 595 - ....Since blu-ray is basically just uber-high quality dvd, and I have no intention of upgrading unless I'm forced to, yeah I don't care about that. I'll get an HD tv when everybody else is watching Virtual Reality.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:27 AM (8uDC8)

609 Balloonists are called a lot of things. Not all of them good.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2010 12:27 AM (K03lE)

610 Posted by: George Brett, Bret Saberhagen, Dan Quisenberry, Frank White,Hal McRae, Charlie Liebrandt at October 14, 2010 12:25 AM (Jx0x6)
Oh, I will get my ring. And about 240 million dollars. Once my contract runs and the Yankees show up with their checkbook.

How you guys doing on your pensions, anyway.

Posted by: The Greatness that is........Zach Greink at October 14, 2010 12:28 AM (OWjjx)

611 Valkyrie Chronicles and the upcoming game from the people behind Ico and Shadow of the Colossus
Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:20 AM (Ig1Wo)
The Last Guardian. Short little blurb here after the Bioshock Infinite partalong with a trailer for the game. Apparently they're hoping for a full on emotional experience in playing the game.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 12:28 AM (oVQFe)

612 604
578 - I haven't played as many hack and slash actiony-type games as I
would like. But have you ever played the Samurai/Dynasty Warriors
series? Love DW4 more than life.

Nope. I'm not really much of a gamer anymore so much as I am a GoW fanboy.

Are those RPGs?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:28 AM (wU5x6)

613 Love DW4 more than life.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:25 AM (8uDC

sign up for the Dynasty Warriors MMO beta. Finally it comes to the west (decent game).

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:29 AM (Ig1Wo)

614 Mallamutt. I had a ball that Bonds hit. I caught it 10 years ago at Milwaukee County Stadium. It was tainted. I had JERRY AUGUSTINE sign it and gave it to my best friend.
Barry Bonds is CRAP. I'm a baseball FREAK. And I have a list o'crap.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:29 AM (C02p4)

615 I'm all about chasing ratings. Pissed that I didn't get a 46 type rating back when I could have. Next up: taildragger. Then working on getting the Navy to pay for multiengine. Maybe seaplane. Would love to do some balloon flying. I like low and slow. Quiet would be nice too.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:29 AM (d88g9)

616 So, uh, how about them Bears?
Posted by: FTFY at October 14, 2010 12:23 AM (bgcml)
Mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce. The judge asks baby bear, "who do you want to live with?"
Baby bear says, " I don't want to live with mama bear. She beats me"
Judge says, "Okay, so you want to live with papa bear?"
Baby bear says, "No, he beats me too!"
Judge (frustrated at this point), "Well then, who do you want to live with?"
Baby bear, "I want to live with the Chicago Bears! They never beat anybody"

Posted by: Someone unclear on what at October 14, 2010 12:30 AM (CxxWV)

617 Greinke has a cock ring

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:30 AM (C02p4)

618 600 - Yes, my kids laugh at me. They can hear me at night cursing at the game. I'm almost done. I'm on the final battle with Zeus, Battle on the Mount, phase 2. Finish him!

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:30 AM (HjxoE)

619 Pinella was once a MAN.He was a YANKEE!!!! Then he bumped into Dibble, while Dibble was still a man. Then Pinella bumped into Milton Bradley/Soriano/Zambrano and a cast of dozens, and HUNDREDS of MILLIONS in payroll.
And he traded Derrick Lee.
And quit.
So go the CUBS.
Most of those moves belong to Jim Henry, esteemed General Manager of the Cubs.

Pinella was planning on retiring at the end of the season. However, his 92 year old mother is living in a retirement home in Florida, has been in poor health and Pinella was doing a ton of commuting back and forth to see her (by all accounts, she is in really, really bad health).

So, I do not hold the quitting early thing against him.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:30 AM (OWjjx)

620 Apparently they're hoping for a full on emotional experience in playing the game.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 12:28 AM (oVQFe)

they already did that in ICO and SotC. Still surprised how long it has taken them to make it, they started on it right after SotC

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:30 AM (Ig1Wo)

621 Hey Dan, are you in AOPA? Cause the cover story this month is balloons in Albuquerque.And how come balloon pilots aren't called "balloonneers?" Cause that'd be fucking cool.
Seriously, four double letters in a row. Really fuckin' cool. Even without all the rum.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:25 AM

They had shitty weather in Albuquerque for Balloon Fiesta this year. It rained, the wind blew and there weren't many mass ascensions. If you can get there in a good year, it is an amazing sight to see a few hundred balloons take off in a couple of hours.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2010 12:30 AM (No0N3)

622 begone, sock!

Posted by: theCork at October 14, 2010 12:31 AM (CxxWV)

623 619 - Good on him.

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:31 AM (HjxoE)

624 I was watching a Braves game on TBS back when they sucked. Saw John Kruk hit a line drive foul ball THROUGH the wall just outside the line. Fuckin' impressive.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:32 AM (d88g9)

625 Oh, I will get my ring. And about 240 million dollars. Once my contract runs and the Yankees show up with their checkbook.

How you guys doing on your pensions, anyway.


Posted by: The Greatness that is........Zach Greink at October 14, 2010 12:28 AM (OWjjx)

Touche'.

Posted by: Losers from 1985. at October 14, 2010 12:32 AM (Jx0x6)

626 Awesome job I did getting those miners out, how about thanking me?

I can't wait to read the Times and Post this weekend to read how the Stimulus parallels the miner rescue

Let's see how I can milk that... Bush and the Republicans put the economy into a deep hole and collapsed it, while I rolled up my sleeves, went to work, and got the economy back up into fresh air

Run with it, jorno-list!

Posted by: King Barry I at October 14, 2010 12:32 AM (vdfwz)

627 If you're pro-life, you either have to adopt every bastard crack baby ever born, or vote Democrat --otherwise, you're a hypocrite.

Posted by: Libatrd argument at October 14, 2010 12:32 AM (BP6Z1)

628 Oh, I will get my ring. And about 240 million dollars. Once my contract runs and the Yankees show up with their checkbook.

How you guys doing on your pensions, anyway.


Posted by: The Greatness that is........Zach Greink at October 14, 2010 12:28 AM (OWjjx)

Not real fucking good thank you.

Posted by: Zombie Dan Quisenberry, Zombie Dick Howser. at October 14, 2010 12:33 AM (Jx0x6)

629 Recovery Summer/Fall continues:

New finding: Lenders seized more homes this summer than in any quarter since housing bust began in 2006 http://bit.ly/972Im6

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:34 AM (wU5x6)

630 614 - No, you play characters from Chinese mythology, and essentially mass slaughter millions of sucky dudes, and occasionally have to battle it out with the leaders of the armies, who rape you hard. General hack and slash action game, but one I've always enjoyed when I want somebody to die violently.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:34 AM (8uDC8)

631 589 GoW3's main weapons were a little disappointing.Needs a lightsaber.
Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:21 AM (d88g9)
Based on the commercials I've seen for The Force Unleashed 2, you'll be facing a Vader a few times.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 12:35 AM (oVQFe)

632 619 Greinke has a cock ring

How anybody can get one of those is quite beyond my narrow understanding.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:35 AM (wU5x6)

633 Awesome job I did getting those miners out, how about thanking me?
It was.we probably better take a vacation. Lord knows, we have earned it!

Posted by: Michelle the Belle at October 14, 2010 12:35 AM (OWjjx)

634 I just want KOEI to give me another Kessen game

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:36 AM (Ig1Wo)

635 since housing bust began in 2006

Bullshit on the date. Housing bust began in September '05. How do I know? I bought my goddamn house in August '05.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:36 AM (d88g9)

636 631
Recovery Summer/Fall continues:

New finding: Lenders seized more homes this summer than in any quarter since housing bust began in 2006 http://bit.ly/972Im6


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:34 AM

Don't go making a big fucking deal of it now!

Posted by: Joe Fuckin' Biden at October 14, 2010 12:36 AM (vdfwz)

637 Bud Black is WHITE.
Frank White is Black.
Bud Black isn't included when they count how many BLACK managers there are.
KC. Darryl Porter, Jamie Quirk, Willie Wilson, and Bud Black.
Old school KC. Cookie Rojas, Ralph Abernathy (like the late Quisenberry),
Freddie Patek!! John Mayberry.
Steve Busby!!

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:36 AM (C02p4)

638 631 - That's nice...

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:36 AM (HjxoE)

639
If you're pro-life, you either have to adopt every bastard crack baby
ever born, or vote Democrat --otherwise, you're a hypocrite.

Posted by: Libatrd argument at October 14, 2010 12:32 AM (BP6Z1)So, I don't have to pay for welfare any more then? AWESOME! And I can drive an SUV while you save Gaia and walk the 25 miles to work? Cool!

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2010 12:36 AM (bgcml)

640 632
614 - No, you play characters from Chinese mythology, and essentially
mass slaughter millions of sucky dudes, and occasionally have to battle
it out with the leaders of the armies, who rape you hard. General hack
and slash action game, but one I've always enjoyed when I want somebody
to die violently.

Nice! I gotta check this out then.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:36 AM (wU5x6)

641 629 If you're pro-life, you either have to adopt every bastard crack baby ever born, or vote Democrat --otherwise, you're a hypocrite.
Posted by: Libatrd argument at October 14, 2010 12:32 AM (BP6Z1)
Great argument! But on a serious note:There are no single, or even 2 children available for adoption in California, unless you adoptfive or sixat once, with at least two profoundly disabled. Of course you can always have foster children, where you do the heavy lifting so crack-whore-mom can visit them on the weekend.

Posted by: theCork at October 14, 2010 12:36 AM (CxxWV)

642 If you want a Recovery Summer story, go look at the headline over at Karl Denninger's Market Ticker right now (market-ticker.org). Dollar and Yen are plummeting right now, and soft commodities continue to rise. He's moving back into full duck-and-cover mode.

How about another economic October Surprise?

Posted by: Doc at October 14, 2010 12:37 AM (MYT77)

643
Awesome job I did getting those miners out, how about thanking me?

It was.we probably better take a vacation. Lord knows, we have earned it!
Posted by: Michelle the Belle at October 14, 2010 12:35 AM (OWjjx)

Please please please!! Find the nearest mile-deep hole and get there ASAP!

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:37 AM (d88g9)

644 So did you all cut your carbon emissions by 10% on 10/10/10. Just asking. No pressure.

Posted by: Eco Nazi w/button at October 14, 2010 12:38 AM (CxxWV)

645 Its about that time.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:38 AM (OWjjx)

646 #644 Dollar and Yen are plummeting right now, and soft commodities continue to rise.
Fun-flation!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:38 AM (wU5x6)

647 No, you play characters from Chinese mythology, and essentially
mass slaughter millions of sucky dudes, and occasionally have to battle
it out with the leaders of the armies, who rape you hard. General hack
and slash action game, but one I've always enjoyed when I want somebody
to die violently.

I totally love it. I always wanted to be a Samurai!

Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at October 14, 2010 12:39 AM (bgcml)

648 Nice! I gotta check this out then.


Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:36 AM (wU5x6)

it's a fun evolution of the good old button masher. Personally I would rather play GodHand or if you want to stick to the Musou games, grab the Fist Of The North Star game that is coming out (game is awesome)

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:39 AM (Ig1Wo)

649 Bomber, A buddy of mine has a tail dragger that was a Navy trainer. It is a 39 Stearman. Bright yellow with a green stripe if I recall. I have been upside down in that open cockpit tail dragger. Lots of fun. Lousy milage.
Thought you might enjoy these high pucker factor landings.

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2010 12:39 AM (K03lE)

650 Greinke has a cock ring

How anybody can get one of those is quite beyond my narrow understanding.



I've got one, no big thing. Wife loves it.

Posted by: Zombie Dan Quisenberry, Zombie Dick Howser. at October 14, 2010 12:39 AM (Jx0x6)

651 So did you all cut your carbon emissions by 10% on 10/10/10. Just asking. No pressure.

Posted by: Eco Nazi w/button at October 14, 2010 12:38 AM (CxxWV)
So, if I just live like Gore on 10/9/10 and go back to being me on 10/10/10 that's kosher, right?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2010 12:39 AM (bgcml)

652 fap fap

Posted by: MrCaniac at October 14, 2010 12:40 AM (aaULJ)

653 642 My favorite one is the fourth one, and it's actually an old ps2 game which you can probably pick up for cheap. DW5 was for ps2 too, and DW6 is for 360, but... I kind of felt like it was a case of "If it's not broke, don't fix it." They were good. But I always liked 4 the best.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:40 AM (8uDC8)

654 Greinke has a cock ring

Who doesn't?

Posted by: Rosie O'Donnell at October 14, 2010 12:40 AM (bgcml)

655 Fucking Royals sock.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 12:40 AM (Jx0x6)

656 So did you all cut your carbon emissions by 10% on 10/10/10. Just asking. No pressure.
I sat on my ass and watched football and MLB playoffs. But if I had realized 10/10/10 was connected to 10:10 I would have taken the V8 Ford out and burned up at least a tank of gas.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:40 AM (d88g9)

657 646
So did you all cut your carbon emissions by 10% on 10/10/10. Just asking. No pressure.

Fortunately that button says "overcharge" in Russian. Their crap never works.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:40 AM (wU5x6)

658 She's lurking. You just know it.

Posted by: Editor at October 14, 2010 12:40 AM (YX6i/)

659 Holy shit.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (d88g9)

660 Soon

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (OWjjx)

661 And now?

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (HjxoE)

662 Fun-flation!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:38 AM (wU5x6)
Hey, he's working that mop.

Posted by: Wheelbarrow Manufactures of America at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (bgcml)

663 Fuckin' fuck

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (d88g9)

664 now?

Posted by: Jones at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (ZH73Z)

665 655
642 My favorite one is the fourth one, and it's actually an old ps2 game
which you can probably pick up for cheap. DW5 was for ps2 too, and DW6
is for 360, but... I kind of felt like it was a case of "If it's not
broke, don't fix it." They were good. But I always liked 4 the best.
Ever play Devil May Cry?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (wU5x6)

666 now

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (OWjjx)

667 NO!

Posted by: Wheelbarrow Manufactures of America at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (bgcml)

668 !

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (d88g9)

669 Mallamutt, I have nothing against Pinella. Maybe I was too harsh. He was a very good manager. Not good enough. And The CUBS spent like drunken sailors. WITH SIMILAR RESULTS.
I live in Milwaukee. I llllllllllllllllllllllllllllove baseball. The CUBS not so much.
Tony LaRussa is an excellent manager. I hate him. But only because he isn't on my team.
I grudgingly like Jose Guillen. But because the Brewers do not play the SOX, I may cut him slack.The BREWERS fired MACHA. And they haven't interviewed anyone.
Clearly they have a guy in mind, who is still coaching the post season.
MIKE MADDOX. Texas

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (C02p4)

670 KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

Posted by: Jones at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (ZH73Z)

671 So, if I just live like Gore on 10/9/10 and go back to being me on 10/10/10 that's kosher, right?
Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2010 12:39 AM (bgcml)
[Pressing button furiously] Blasphemer... damn it! Why isn't this thing working?!?!

Posted by: Eco Nazi w/button at October 14, 2010 12:42 AM (CxxWV)

672 Old school KC. Cookie Rojas,

The only shortstop in the majors that was under five foot.
/

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 12:42 AM (Jx0x6)

673 [Pressing button furiously] Blasphemer... damn it! Why isn't this thing working?!?!

Posted by: Eco Nazi w/button at October 14, 2010 12:42 AM (CxxWV)
Small Print: Made in China

Posted by: The ECO Button of DOOM at October 14, 2010 12:42 AM (bgcml)

674 Night

Posted by: twiceblessedmom at October 14, 2010 12:42 AM (HjxoE)

675 So rerun Hannity and his guests are talking about miners and PTSD. As an OEF vet, I respectfully say, FUCK ALL Y'ALL! They were doing their fuckin' jobs and now they're world fuckin' famous for it. Put their asses in a goddamn HUMVEE and drive them through fuckin' Logar, then they can talk to me about PTSD. Fuckin' goddamn news idiots.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:43 AM (d88g9)

676 KNEEL BEFORE ZOD

Posted by: Jones at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (ZH73Z)
Ok...now what?

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 14, 2010 12:43 AM (bgcml)

677 shit, that blew right by during the reload

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 12:43 AM (mKD26)

678 I am seriously pooped or drunk. Either way I have to hit the sack. Night All

Posted by: Ohio Dan at October 14, 2010 12:44 AM (K03lE)

679 Sorry about that. Talking PTSD tends to piss me off.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:44 AM (d88g9)

680 KNEEL BEFORE ZOD
Posted by: Jones at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (ZH73Z)
Ok...now what?
Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 14, 2010 12:43 AM (bgcml)

speak into the microphone

Posted by: Jones at October 14, 2010 12:44 AM (ZH73Z)

681 667 - No, but I have it. I gave the first one to my brother for Christmas last year, but he's the kind of kid who seizes on one MMO and never plays anything else for a year, so he mostly didn't care. I've been meaning to play it myself, but I have a list of things I've been meaning to play. I need to quit replaying Pokemon for the hundredth time and bump that and GoW to the top of my list. /headdesk

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:44 AM (8uDC8)

682 My favorite one is the fourth one, and it's actually
an old ps2 game which you can probably pick up for cheap. DW5 was for
ps2 too, and DW6 is for 360, but... I kind of felt like it was a case of
"If it's not broke, don't fix it." They were good. But I always liked 4
the best.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:40 AM (8uDC

I actually prefer DW6, the updates to the game were worth it

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:45 AM (Ig1Wo)

683 OK now that I'm drunk and pissed, I should go to bed. But I still got more rum.

Haha. Wherestherum? In my fuckin' glass.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:45 AM (d88g9)

684 Sam Adams. I believe it was Freddie Patek that was the midget.
5'3" if memory serves.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:46 AM (C02p4)

685 Small Print: Made in China
Posted by: The ECO Button of DOOM at October 14, 2010 12:42 AM (bgcml)
hmm...makes sense. Manufacturing is largely illegal in the Western countries.

Posted by: Eco Nazi w/button at October 14, 2010 12:46 AM (CxxWV)

686 Ever play Devil May Cry?
Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:41 AM (wU5x6)
Why not just wait for the reboot with Emo Dante?

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 12:46 AM (oVQFe)

687 Clearly they have a guy in mind, who is still coaching the post season.
MIKE MADDOX. Texas
Would be a great choice. The Cubs had a ton of bad contracts when they got in a we have to win it before 100 years mentality. Now, they cant unload Fukadome, Zambrano or Soriano without eating 90% of the contracts. Which is why everyone they moved was, for the most part, cheap (Theriot, Fonteno, Lilly).

The Brewers may have a bit of that problem coming as well. The have Fielder and Braun do for big contracts about the same time and probably do not have the money to keep both.

And I caught 2 Cardinal games at the new Miller Park a few years back (Mrs. Mallamutt is a Cardinal fan). Loved the city, the park was o.k. (the damn roof actually leaked the first night we were there) and listening to a game with Bob Ucker is always enjoyable.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:47 AM (OWjjx)

688 Yes sir. Patek listed at 5'5". That is unheard of today.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:48 AM (C02p4)

689
Why not just wait for the reboot with Emo Dante?

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 12:46 AM (oVQFe)

without Kamiya, that game doesn't exist for me

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:48 AM (Ig1Wo)

690 684 - I dunno, I never liked what they did with the item system for some reason. In 4 you had one weapon and it leveled up with you, and then you had to do all kinds of bullshit to get your ultimate weapon thing. In the later ones weapons were drop items and... it just bugged me. Maybe I was biased, because I kept thinking "Dammit, I just wanna go back and play 4, with my completely leveled up Lu Bu with his tenth level spear, and ride around on Red Hare and kill bitches." So maybe I didn't give it as much of a chance as I should have. lol

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:48 AM (8uDC8)

691 #688 Why not just wait for the reboot with Emo Dante?

Because that will be Dante's Purgato.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:49 AM (wU5x6)

692 speak into the microphone

Posted by: Jones at October 14, 2010 12:44 AM (ZH73Z)
So you do admire my work!

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at October 14, 2010 12:49 AM (bgcml)

693 So rerun Hannity and his guests are talking about
miners and PTSD. As an OEF vet, I respectfully say, FUCK ALL Y'ALL!
They were doing their fuckin' jobs and now they're world fuckin' famous
for it. Put their asses in a goddamn HUMVEE and drive them through
fuckin' Logar, then they can talk to me about PTSD. Fuckin' goddamn
news idiots.


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:43 AM (d88g9)

I got yelled at by my wife for saying that this is bullshit, but I agree with you. I agree, this is a great story and I'm glad they survived, but these miners are the equivalent of toothless banjo pickers from West Virgina. Give them their 15 minutes and then stop media. Besides that, these motherfuckers know nothing about PTSD.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 12:49 AM (Jx0x6)

694 All right. I am misspelling simple words now (duenot do) so that is a sure sign it is time to hit the sack.

Good nite everybody.

Posted by: Mallamutt at October 14, 2010 12:50 AM (OWjjx)

695 these miners are the equivalent of toothless banjo pickers from West Virgina.

My great grandfather was a west virginia coal miner. died of black lung.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 12:51 AM (mKD26)

696 hmm...makes sense. Manufacturing is largely illegal in the Western countries.

Posted by: Eco Nazi w/button at October 14, 2010 12:46 AM (CxxWV)
Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. We make sure very little of the toxic waste leaves our borders.By the way, here's a whole case of milk for your troubles. We'll get you a new button as soon as we can get a few more political prisoners, uh, shiny happy people onto the factory floor.

Posted by: President of ECO Button of DOOM inc at October 14, 2010 12:51 AM (bgcml)

697 Night, Mallamutt.

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:52 AM (wU5x6)

698 684 - I dunno, I never liked what they did with the
item system for some reason. In 4 you had one weapon and it leveled up
with you, and then you had to do all kinds of bullshit to get your
ultimate weapon thing. In the later ones weapons were drop items and...
it just bugged me. Maybe I was biased, because I kept thinking "Dammit, I
just wanna go back and play 4, with my completely leveled up Lu Bu with
his tenth level spear, and ride around on Red Hare and kill bitches."
So maybe I didn't give it as much of a chance as I should have. lol

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:48 AM (8uDC

I like the Musou mode and Strikeforce has the best implementation of it. Main reason I prefer it. Because let's be honest, all of them are the same game just being released over and over (not that's a bad thing as I'm a HUGE RotTK nerd)

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:52 AM (Ig1Wo)

699 I. AM. SICK. TO. FUCKING. DEATH. HEARING. ABOUT. THE. FUCKING. WET-BACK. MINERS.
IT'S CHILE PEOPLE. A SOUTH AMERICAN SEWER.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 12:52 AM (wFMDa)

700 I used to think PTSD was all bullshit, some reason for vets to act stupid, or (more likely) a reason for "society" to think vets are all crazy. Then a kid I knew from way back a long time ago went to Iraq, kicked in lots of doors, came home, got out, started a life, then took his own head off with a shotgun. Nobody understands PTSD unless they've been there. Shit, I've been there, and I don't understand it. Fuck 'em all.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:52 AM (d88g9)

701
Sam Adams. I believe it was Freddie Patek that was the midget.

5'3" if memory serves.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:46 AM (C02p4)

You are absolutely right, I was wrong. As a Kansan growing up in the 70's I have no excuse for this fuckup. I hereby denounce myself.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 12:52 AM (Jx0x6)

702 This baseball talk is . . . ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: 75% of America at October 14, 2010 12:53 AM (BP6Z1)

703 really digging this song

http://tinyurl.com/2vsyv66

nice to see Kokayi finally break out

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:53 AM (Ig1Wo)

704 Hey jackass, if they were wetbacks they wouldn't be in Chile, they'd be in Texas.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:53 AM (d88g9)

705 Because that will be Dante's Purgato. Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 12:49 AM (wU5x6)

O gene umana, per volar s nata,perch a poco vento cos cadi?

O human race, born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou so fall?
Canto XII, lines 95-96

Posted by: theCork at October 14, 2010 12:54 AM (CxxWV)

706 My great grandfather was a west virginia coal miner. died of black lung.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 12:51 AM (mKD26)

Sorry, Arkansas. Will that work?

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 12:54 AM (Jx0x6)

707 Mallamutt. Miller park is awesome. I loved County Stadium, rode my bike there as a kid. Miller Park has worked out the roof bugs.
BRAUN is signed for 6 more years. Arrogant (in a relatively good way). Braun backs it up. He is in the top 5 best every day players.
Fielder is a great player. Wears a size 60 jersey. Won't get better with age. Has Scott Boros as an agent. He's not bright, he's not loyal, and he's GONE.
As for the MRS. I drove to ST LOUIS, kind of on a dare. All by myself about 10 years ago. First week of the season, a Thursday day game. My pals and I were having a beer in Milwaukee. It turned out that all 4 of us had THURSDAY off. I suggested a baseball road trip. They balked (pun intended). They gave me all the cash in their pockets and said they would double it, should I go and bring back a ticket stub and Cap.
I did.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:54 AM (C02p4)

708 700 - I know! That's why the fourth one remains my favorite, and I don't see the point of buying the same game over and over. Although, is the sixth one the one where if you have two people with musou charged, you can unleash a team-special-attack thing? Because that was pretty fuckin' cool.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:54 AM (8uDC8)

709 O gene umana, per volar s nata,perch a poco vento cos cadi?

English motherfucker do you speak it?!?

Oh.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:55 AM (d88g9)

710 I. AM. SICK. TO. FUCKING. DEATH. HEARING. ABOUT. THE. FUCKING. WET-BACK. MINERS.

IT'S CHILE PEOPLE. A SOUTH AMERICAN SEWER.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 12:52 AM (wFMDa)
--Fuck off. Chileans are hardly at all like Mexicans in culture, appearance or anything other than mother tongue. The national hero is Bernard O'Higgins for crying out loud.Read some fucking books.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 12:55 AM (BP6Z1)

711 Sorry, Arkansas. Will that work?

heh, i bet most of us can claim family from one of the cliche spots.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 12:55 AM (mKD26)

712 Sorry, Arkansas. Will that work?

Fuck you.

Posted by: Bomber, from Smackover, ARKANSAS at October 14, 2010 12:56 AM (d88g9)

713 Hey jackass, if they were wetbacks they wouldn't be in Chile, they'd be in Texas.
Give 'em time- dipshit.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 12:56 AM (wFMDa)

714 Yes, Bomber and Samuel Adams, this niece/sister/cousin/auntie of many combat vets and who has family members who are still serving heartily agrees, BULLSHIT! Nice that they were able to safely rescue all of the miners, though, not demeaning that, but Jeez, get serious!

Posted by: TheresaDFirePattyMurray at October 14, 2010 12:57 AM (f0Q++)

715 orry, Arkansas. Will that work? Fuck you.

Yep, see?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 12:57 AM (mKD26)

716 EVERYBODY EAT DICKS.


/ahem

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:58 AM (8uDC8)

717 both my grandfathers were coal miners- one in Wales, the other in Virginia

Posted by: Jones at October 14, 2010 12:58 AM (ZH73Z)

718 700 - I know! That's why the fourth one remains my
favorite, and I don't see the point of buying the same game over and
over. Although, is the sixth one the one where if you have two people
with musou charged, you can unleash a team-special-attack thing? Because
that was pretty fuckin' cool.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 12:54 AM (8uDC

I honestly can't remember (been a while since I've played it) but I believe so as it was in Orochi 2

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 12:58 AM (Ig1Wo)

719 POST TRAUMATIC STRESS????
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaaha. LIBTARD PSYCHO-BABBLE.
I'd be bored out of my mother frackin' mind. (not mine).
They sent down a GUITAR some time back.
If the hole was wide enough for a guitar or a 2 liter bottle of COKE, it would have been WIDE ENOUGH for Obama to slide on in.
No!!! Not MICHELLE OBAMA. She'd still be trapped.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 12:58 AM (C02p4)

720
I used to think PTSD was all bullshit, some reason for vets to act
stupid, or (more likely) a reason for "society" to think vets are all
crazy. Then a kid I knew from way back a long time ago went to Iraq,
kicked in lots of doors, came home, got out, started a life, then took
his own head off with a shotgun. Nobody understands PTSD unless they've
been there. Shit, I've been there, and I don't understand it. Fuck
'em all.


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:52 AM (d88g9)

I did too. As a veteran, I never experienced PTSD because I was a peacetime vet thanks to RWR. But once back in 91, I pulled a car over and the two occupants of the car jumped out before I did and fired 20 rounds into my squad car and then ran off. All I could do is go into a panic and lower my seat since I had no time to get out and shoot back. Anytime I hear a gunshot, I duck.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 12:58 AM (Jx0x6)

721 Now they're showing all the miners. Names and pictures.

Yesterday was the tenth anniversary of the Cole bombing. I don't remember seeing names and pictures of the war dead from Aden harbor.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 12:59 AM (d88g9)

722 Chileans are hardly at all like Mexicans in culture, appearance or anything other than mother tongue.
Right. Chileans use flour tortilla's and Mexicans use corn. But they both get tongued by their mothers.
Thanks for clearing that up snatch-rag.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 12:59 AM (wFMDa)

723 goodnight friends

Posted by: Jones at October 14, 2010 01:00 AM (ZH73Z)

724 Guess this thread is dying a violent death.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:01 AM (8uDC8)

725 Anytime I hear a gunshot, I duck.

I had it pretty easy over there. "Downrange," but on an ANA corps HQ, so the bad guys usually left us alone. In a year, they shot mortars at us six times, and once some dude took a shot at a convoy I was on. Now, I been home a year and a month, and I still jump at loud noises. Wife usually don't even notice.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:02 AM (d88g9)

726
Chileans are hardly at all like Mexicans in culture, appearance or anything other than mother tongue.

Right. Chileans use flour tortilla's and Mexicans use corn. But they both get tongued by their mothers.

Thanks for clearing that up snatch-rag.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 12:59 AM (wFMDa)
--I've been to both Chile and Mexico. You know jack shit.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:03 AM (BP6Z1)

727 Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 12:59 AM (wFMDa)

Fuck off and die, little bitch. Seriously, go the fuck away.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:03 AM (d88g9)

728 wFMDa
Fuck off you worthless troll. Pick a name and stick with it for more than a week. And why do I get the feeling you're the idiot that had a massive problem with Nikki Haley believing everything Will Folks said about her when the story first came up. One that ace eventually banned.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 01:03 AM (oVQFe)

729 thisheavenlyhell, here is the Dynasty Warriors Online beta sign up:

http://tinyurl.com/35zvv2w

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 01:04 AM (Ig1Wo)

730 Right. Chileans use flour tortilla's and Mexicans use corn. But they both get tongued by their mothers.
Thanks for clearing that up snatch-rag.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 12:59 AM (wFMDa)
Well, now we know you're not in California. Where you at, douchenozzle? Someplace where the gene pool is real shallow and your best girl is requires a footpump or date night is a bust, I'm guessing.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2010 01:05 AM (zxpIo)

731 Oh hey it's after midnight here. Which means the Navy's birthday is over, so I can quit drinking and go sleep this one off. But I probably won't.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:05 AM (d88g9)

732 731 - Sweet. Thanks.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:06 AM (8uDC8)

733 Don't die, Bomber.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:06 AM (8uDC8)

734 Off Topic

yeesh, what is wrong with you?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 01:07 AM (mKD26)

735 starts later today. It was fun of the little of the Asian release that I played

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 01:07 AM (Ig1Wo)

736 Don't die, Bomber.

I won't. Hey, since you're sorta delurking tonight, I think you're supposed to at least tell us where you're from.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:08 AM (d88g9)

737 --I've been to both Chile and Mexico. You know jack shit.
I know you're not still there. Speaks volumes doesn't it.

Fuck off and die, little bitch. Seriously, go the fuck away.
Have some Chili and blow me.

Fuck off you worthless troll. Pick a name and stick with it for more than a week.
Okay here's my new name:buzzionsuxmonkeyass.
Kinda has a ring to it. Don'tcha think?


Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:09 AM (wFMDa)

738 Bomber and Sam Adams. My nephew Rick came to visit me at my work yesterday.
He is 27. I love him dearly. He joined the USMC Reserves 9 years ago.. Since he was a 1st grader he always wanted to be a MARINE. His reserve status turned to IRAQ active duty 2 full years, 2 10 month tours.
Fox Co. 24/2.. December 04, Anbar, he was shot throught the left shoulder.
By the grace of God, he had no broken bones and no major damage. Through and through.
He did not go home. He served a second tour later.
We talk. He saw a lot of shit. So did my father.(BURIED ARLINGTON)So did my Grandfather who was crippled at El alemein . Oct 42, captured and POW with the NAZI'S.(British/Scots Black Watch).
Mental trauma is not new. Now it is chique.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 01:09 AM (C02p4)

739 You mean that Chile doesn't know the difference from corn or flour tortillas? How come I didn't know that? I thought Chile invented.................chili.

Posted by: Offtopics 6th grade education. at October 14, 2010 01:09 AM (Jx0x6)

740 Speaking of Chile, wiki feels the need to say;

The 17-year military-led government was marked by severe human-rights violations and deep market-oriented economic reforms

Now for Nicaragua we see;

The non-Sandinistas, Robelo and Chamorro later resigned because they had little actual power in the junta. Sandinista mass organizations were also powerful: including the Sandinista Workers' Federation (Central Sandinista de Trabajadores), the Luisa Amanda Espinoza Association of Nicaraguan Women (Asociacin de Mujeres Nicaragenses Luisa Amanda Espinoza), and the National Union of Farmers and Ranchers (Unin Nacional de Agricultores y Ganaderos).

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2010 01:09 AM (bgcml)

741 Thanks for your "info" Off-Topic. Now fuck off, you worthless git.

and I bid you all adieu. Good night!

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 01:10 AM (wU5x6)

742 Coal miners.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2010 01:10 AM (No0N3)

743 738. Orite. Jersey. Nobody likes us, but at least we have Chris Christie.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:11 AM (8uDC8)

744 Night, Kratos.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:11 AM (8uDC8)

745 Well, now we know you're not in California. Where you at, douchenozzle? Someplace where the gene pool is real shallow and your best girl is requires a footpump or date night is a bust, I'm guessing.
No. I'm not in Chile with you.
I little projection on your part Peach Fuzz?

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:11 AM (wFMDa)

746 --I've been to both Chile and Mexico. You know jack shit.
I know you're not still there. Speaks volumes doesn't it.
--Do you know what fuck off means?
I'm married to a Mexican. If 0bama gets reelected and I do not get tenure, I can assure you that Chile would be a very attractive option for immigrating.
Pick up a history book and read, shitwit.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:11 AM (BP6Z1)

747 CJCS Mullen has a lot of AFN commercials talking about PTSD. Always thought it was kinda lame to have some admiral talking about that. Pissed me off.

Then I went to a funeral for a kid I hadn't seen since he was 4. Kid had been in Sadr City back when it was ugly. Got home in '05, got out in '08, killed himself this summer.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:12 AM (d88g9)

748 Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at October 14, 2010 01:10 AM (wU5x6)
Kiss your mom for me Kratos.
I left a little gift on her lips for you.
nighty-nite lover.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:14 AM (wFMDa)

749 Jersey. Nobody likes us,

I did a port visit in Jersey once, at Naval Weapons Station Earle. Coolest part about it was seeing the store where they shot Clerks. It was all of four blocks from the front gate.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:14 AM (d88g9)

750
No. I'm not in Chile with you.

I little projection on your part Peach Fuzz?

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:11 AM (wFMDa)

Dude, you can express your anger about subjects here. But when you become an uneducated douchebag spouting ignorant opinions, you tend to get your ass kicked verbally here. Chile, has more European influence than you might think. They are not those "dirty wetbacks", you seek to define them as.

Posted by: Offtopics 6th grade education. at October 14, 2010 01:14 AM (Jx0x6)

751 then took
his own head off with a shotgun.

I seem to recall, that when the State Media started their PTSD is causing a rash of suicides meme, they reported that the suicide rate among members of the military was indeed up. However, what they did not report, was that it was still dramatically lower then the suicide rate for young men, overall, in America.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2010 01:15 AM (bgcml)

752 Ah I see we have a troll visitor this evening. Well okay you can play with it but I want the carcass cleaned up and out of the way before the morning crew show up.

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 14, 2010 01:15 AM (R8rsg)

753 Coal miners.

I like Brad Paisley's version.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:16 AM (d88g9)

754 I little projection on your part Peach Fuzz?

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:11 AM (wFMDa)
Is that supposed to be a sentence?
It's funny . . . successful men whose dicks stop working buy expensive sports cars.
Losers with the same problem seem to gravitate towards blogs that don't require registration.
I'm guessing you've still got that '85 Yugo your moms gave you for not telling.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2010 01:16 AM (zxpIo)

755 Heh. Right now all Jersey is known for is having a horrible reality show that I've purposefully never watched.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:17 AM (8uDC8)

756 Bomber, WW1, WW11, Korea and Viet Nam, AND Gulf War Vets all had the HORRORS of war. And there was collateral homeland damage. And SUICIDES, drinking, dysfunction etc. NOW. It is publicized for various reasons. First of which is LIBERAL PEACE MONGERING.
But just the same, these WARRIORS deserve whatever help our country can give them.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 01:17 AM (C02p4)

757 I'm married to a Mexican. If 0bama gets reelected and I do not get tenure, I can assure you that Chile would be a very attractive option for immigrating.
Stop. You're making me cry.
I'm so sorry that caucasians found you socompletely unattractive.
...you poor poor bastard.
Oh and "Hot cock! Hot cock! Yo quiero algo verga!"

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:17 AM (wFMDa)

758 Hey Maet, don't you check your damn email?

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:17 AM (d88g9)

759
both my grandfathers were coal miners- one in Wales, the other in Virginia

Posted by: Jones at October 14, 2010 12:58 AM (ZH73Z)
Dude, have you no respect for our peaceful sea-going friends?

Posted by: Your Average Obama Voter at October 14, 2010 01:18 AM (bgcml)

760 Mental trauma is not new. Now it is chique.

Too true gus. the old timers only talked about it with each other. my next door neighbor told my dad about guadalcanal since they are fellow marines, but NEVER talked about it with his family.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 01:18 AM (mKD26)

761
CJCS Mullen has a lot of AFN commercials talking about PTSD. Always
thought it was kinda lame to have some admiral talking about that.
Pissed me off.

Then I went to a funeral for a kid I hadn't seen
since he was 4. Kid had been in Sadr City back when it was ugly. Got
home in '05, got out in '08, killed himself this summer.


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:12 AM (d88g9)

Fuck him. He just might be the worst fucking Chairman there ever was. PTSD is fucking real and I never saw combat, at least by that definition.I was a kid in the 70's, and you would not believe the number of kids I knew who thought their Dads were mental. The same Dads who served.

Posted by: Offtopics 6th grade education. at October 14, 2010 01:19 AM (Jx0x6)

762 Hey maetenloch. I just ignore. In the past I couldn't resist lashing out.
Now, I recognize the LIBTARD extreme need for attention. ANY ATTENTION. Just the basic validation, that SOMEONE notices him/it/her.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 01:19 AM (C02p4)

763 I'm guessing you've still got that '85 Yugo your moms gave you for not telling.
Please Peach Fuzz- stop with the projection and get with the erection. I luv da cock!
We get it- you've got a cock for me.
And I savor the cockcake.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:19 AM (wFMDa)

764
Stop. You're making me cry.

I'm so sorry that caucasians found you socompletely unattractive.

...you poor poor bastard.

Oh and "Hot plate! Hot plate!"

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:17 AM (wFMDa)
--The fact that you imply Mexicans and Chileans can't be Caucasian shows your ignorance.Read a fucking book asswipe.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:20 AM (BP6Z1)

765 Oh and "Hot plate! Hot plate!"

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:17 AM (wFMDa

So isn't really tough to fail troll school? Or did you take that as a challenge?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 14, 2010 01:20 AM (bgcml)

766 Posted by: Offtopics 6th grade education. at October 14, 2010 01:19 AM (Jx0x6)

Die sock.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 01:21 AM (Jx0x6)

767 Sorry, Arkansas. Will that work?

Vermont fits.

Posted by: New Hampshire at October 14, 2010 01:21 AM (SwkdU)

768 PTSD started out in the late 70s/ early 80s with the whole "crazy Vietnam vet" movie genre. Just went from there on the left.

That kid I knew - joined the Arkansas National Guard when he turned 18. In 2002. After the war was going. Then he deployed, did his duty, kicked some serious ass in a really fuckin' nasty place. Then he went home, got out, got married, got a job. Got no help. Did what he had to do to deal with it.

And you know what we gave him? A fuckin' headstone. His mother can't even get a fuckin' gold star pin. WTF?

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:21 AM (d88g9)

769 Hey off-topic, what do you think of those dirty Joooos or those "people" from Africa. Just wondering.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 01:23 AM (Jx0x6)

770 Don't feed the troll.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:23 AM (d88g9)

771 Well okay you can play with it but I want the carcass cleaned up and out of the way before the morning crew show up.

Shit, how much valurite and bacon is this going to cost us?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 01:25 AM (mKD26)

772 I sincerely apologize to the group and, while I am not synaptically capable of embarrassment, I understand that it would be appropriate at this time. My meds just kicked in and I'm totally cool again with my intellectual, emotional, psychological and sexual inadequacies. You guys are so cool!

Posted by: OffTopic at October 14, 2010 01:25 AM (zxpIo)

773 761 Hey Maet, don't you check your damn email?Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:17 AM (d88g9)

Ah ok I see - your email got sent to Junk for some reason so I didn't see it. Sorry.

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 14, 2010 01:26 AM (R8rsg)

774 --The fact that you imply Mexicans and Chileans can't be Caucasian shows your ignorance.
Hey, whatever story you gotta tell to get the happy peepee ending - I luv those!
Save it for the Boarding Patrol on my ass

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:26 AM (wFMDa)

775 ah, blasts from the past

http://tinyurl.com/26hzgb3

http://tinyurl.com/lt378y

still in my top 10 of greatest albums of all-time

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 01:26 AM (Ig1Wo)

776 That shit ain't worth giving up any bacon. Or valurite.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:26 AM (d88g9)

777 773
Don't feed the troll.


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:23 AM (d88g9)
--Yeah, I normally adhere to that but calling my wife (who no doubt is more educated and intelligent than it is) a wetback and showing its ass knowing fuck-all about Latin American culture and history gets my dander up.Gotcha.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:27 AM (BP6Z1)

778 Ah ok I see - your email got sent to Junk for some reason so I didn't see it. Sorry.

Figures. No worries. I been having fun all night.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:27 AM (d88g9)

779 Bebe's. My Grandad had a machine gun round go through BOTH ankles Oct 23, 1942. El Alemein, Egypt. He was captured, and abused by the 3rd Reich for 2 more years. He was crippled and walked again, but with huge metal leg braces. I loved him dearly. He lived in Edinburgh Scotland, and I'd see him every other year or so growing up. One year, in Scotland, one year my Grandparents would visit Wisconsin.
He was so nice, funny, kind, smart loving and everything a kid could wish for from the kids beloved Grandad from Scotland.
When I got older, 12 or so, I had made WWII.....MY BUSINESS....because of him and his sacrifice, and because of Britains sacrifice and because of MY COUNTRIES (U.S.) Sacrifices.
When I BROACHED the WWII subject. My beloved Grandad. WENT APESHIT. His suffering came back. What the NAZI'S did to his life came out. I was shocked. This was my LOVING GRANDAD!!!
It has left an indelible mark on me. I LOVE HIM MORE FOR IT. Even though he has been gone for years.
The surviving soldiers have a burden to carry.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 01:27 AM (C02p4)

780 Oh, gosh, I just pooped myself - brb

Posted by: OffTopic at October 14, 2010 01:29 AM (zxpIo)

781 We get it- you've got a cock for me.

Peaches, he has you confused with joan.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 01:29 AM (mKD26)

782 And you know what we gave him? A fuckin' headstone. His mother can't even get a fuckin' gold star pin. WTF?


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:21 AM (d88g9)

This ain't "suck it up buttercup"! No one wakes up in America and expects to see a human being blown to bits or shot up. Even if they do, they for the most part never expect that that human will be them. People sometimes talk a big fucking game about how death is honorable. Let me tell you, nothing about human death is honorable. You die, your body is exposed, you might be recognizable, you rot, and you become dust. Death sucks. And for those who have seen death firsthand will suffer no fools about the bullshit that is death.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at October 14, 2010 01:29 AM (Jx0x6)

783 Peaches, he has you confused with joan.

NOT possible. That really stings, bbd.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2010 01:30 AM (zxpIo)

784 780

Oh I get it. My wife's maiden name was Salazar. Her dad was born in Texas, but his parents (or maybe grandparents) came from Mexico, and probably didn't have papers. Got in trouble early on for using that w-word.

Still, fuck the fuckin' troll. Only wants attention. If we knew where he was, I'd be all for giving him all the attention he could take, in the form of a fucking baseball bat to the head. But we don't, so I try to ignore them.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:31 AM (d88g9)

785 Ah hell, who am I kidding. You're right Off Topic, the wet-back miner story is getting old. And yes, I am a hopeless eigth-grade drop-out with a fetish for farm animals and a funny little meth habit. And yes my teeth look like a pack of drill bits. But hey, at least I'm retarded. So I do get gubmint aid.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2010 01:31 AM (wFMDa)

786
Whatup with the cock meme every time a troll gets busted?
Same troll all.the.time??

Posted by: sickinmass at October 14, 2010 01:31 AM (1rflU)

787 Whatup with the cock meme every time a troll gets busted?Same troll all.the.time??

Posted by: sickinmass at October 14, 2010 01:31 AM

Wish fulfillment.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2010 01:32 AM (No0N3)

788 That really stings, bbd.

I didn't mean it like THAT. Sorry!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 01:33 AM (mKD26)

789 I'm kinda missing dum-dum right now. He was a class act compared to this mess.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2010 01:33 AM (zxpIo)

790 Peaches, he has you confused with joan.

NOT possible. That really stings, bbd.
Oh good Lord.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:33 AM (d88g9)

791 I'm with you, Bomber.

Shitbird's trying to play "More 'murrrican than thou" (maybe as a provocateur) and it's bullshit.

You in the AoSHQ fantasy league? Pick 'em?

Football always cheers me up.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:33 AM (BP6Z1)

792
I'm kinda missing dum-dum right now. He was a class act compared to this mess.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2010 01:33 AM

Do NOT evoke teh female fellator. Please.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2010 01:34 AM (No0N3)

793 Late night relaxation.

Great music, and the girl with the fiddle is pretty damn cute.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:35 AM (d88g9)

794 miss me yet?

Posted by: palin stale at October 14, 2010 01:35 AM (BP6Z1)

795 Do NOT evoke teh female fellator. Please.

Please do!!!

I've never been evoked before.

*bites lip*

Posted by: Pallid Steel at October 14, 2010 01:36 AM (SwkdU)

796 You in the AoSHQ fantasy league? Pick 'em?
No, skipped that, wishing I hadn't. Seems like lots of morons don't know what they're doing there, so I might have fit right in. Oh well, I'll be here next year.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:36 AM (d88g9)

797 I'm really missing my Dad. He always told me that I was the best cocksucker in the family. And he should know. *tee hee hee*

Posted by: PeachesOff Topic's Winky at October 14, 2010 01:36 AM (wFMDa)

798 Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2010 01:31 AM (wFMDa)
He's impersonating posters now. Fuck off troll

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 01:36 AM (oVQFe)

799 Let me check:

Yep, Chiefs still have a two-game division lead!

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:37 AM (BP6Z1)

800 Bomber my friend. You wifes maiden name is a fine upstanding name. It doesn't indicate in any way which side of the border her family comes from nor currently resides.
My last name is as IRISH as could possibly be. O apostrophe!!!!
I don't judge people based on their ETHNIC nature. In fact THAT is where I EMBRACE DIVERSITY.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 01:37 AM (C02p4)

801
Off-Topic is just upset over the Aids ghey porn work slowdown. He will be back to work as chief fluffer when they sort that shit out.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 14, 2010 01:37 AM (1rflU)

802 Well shit, normally I'm all for the ignore-the-troll strategy, but impersonation calls for a full on nucular strike on (wFMDa). Have at it. Maet, are you still around? Banhammer is appropriate at this point.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:38 AM (d88g9)

803 Off-Topic is just upset over the Aids ghey porn work slowdown. He will be back to work as chief fluffer when they sort that shit out.
Ah yes. More personal revelations from another Chilean.

Posted by: PeachesOff Topic's Winky at October 14, 2010 01:39 AM (wFMDa)

804 No, skipped that, wishing I hadn't. Seems like lots
of morons don't know what they're doing there, so I might have fit
right in. Oh well, I'll be here next year.


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:36 AM (d88g9)
--What makes me mad is that I have been lousy in fantasy the last couple years, but have been pretty damn good in the Pick'em in my foray this year. I should put money into it.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:39 AM (BP6Z1)

805 Maet, are you still around? Banhammer is appropriate at this point.

Definitely.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 01:39 AM (mKD26)

806 Hey OT where you from? I'll give you my damn address if you promise to show up. I got something for you .....

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:40 AM (d88g9)

807 Summon the Banhammer!!

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2010 01:40 AM (zxpIo)

808 Oh man. I LOVE fiddle.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:40 AM (8uDC8)

809 He will be back to work as chief fluffer when they sort that shit out.

That's in bad taste.

Posted by: fluffy might be amused at October 14, 2010 01:40 AM (SwkdU)

810 COCK!!!

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:41 AM (wFMDa)

811 I LOVE fiddle.
Click around from that link. The Lady kicks some ass on the fiddle. And looks damn fine doing it.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:41 AM (d88g9)

812 San Francisco is my guess.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 01:41 AM (C02p4)

813 Summon the Banhammer!!
cok!.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:42 AM (wFMDa)

814 805
Well shit, normally I'm all for the ignore-the-troll strategy, but
impersonation calls for a full on nucular strike on (wFMDa). Have at
it. Maet, are you still around? Banhammer is appropriate at this
point.


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:38 AM (d88g9)
--Yeah, impersonating regular posters crosses the line. I got that a year ago. Similarly inane and puerile.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:42 AM (BP6Z1)

815 I'll vouch for Peaches. She's not a troll.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:42 AM (d88g9)

816 Posted by: OffTopic at October 14, 2010 01:29 AM (zxpIo)
Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:41 AM (wFMDa)
I don't see a space in that name, what a worhtless troll. You should have stuck to doing sock puppets on threads instead of spouting your insulting bigotry for no reason.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 01:43 AM (oVQFe)

817 --Yeah, impersonating regular posters crosses the line. I got that a year ago. Similarly inane and puerile.
I took some shit one night for drunkenly going off on some dumbass posting as Samuel Adams. Not our guy from Kansas, some whiny bitch from NJ complaining about getting forclosed on for not paying his mortgage. I cussed him out, Maet even warned him, he went away and was never heard from again, but I still took shit for it for a couple of days.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:44 AM (d88g9)

818 Wowza, 808 comments before 11:00?

Anyhoo -- I just figured I'd add an anecdote to the "horrible Halloween candy" story. I once stayed at the Travelodge in Chicago that is closest to Midway airport.....and backs right up to the -- that's right, THE -- Tootsie-Roll plant.

Everything on that trip had to get laundered a few times to get the smell out.

Posted by: cthulhu at October 14, 2010 01:44 AM (/0IOT)

819 Wimp.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:42 AM (wFMDa)
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: BOOBIES at October 14, 2010 01:45 AM (zxpIo)

820 oh boy, its fucking with ace too on the ewok the vote thread

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 01:45 AM (mKD26)

821 >>That's in bad taste.

You also wouldn't want to smell his cock breath. Just sayin'
No offense fluffy. I fart chili in OT's direction.

Posted by: sickinmass at October 14, 2010 01:45 AM (1rflU)

822
Late night relaxation.Great music, and the girl with the fiddle is pretty damn cute.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:35 AM

That is just pretty.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2010 01:45 AM (No0N3)

823 OFF HIS MEDS seeks the BAN HAMMER.
Seek and ye shall find.
This type of juvenile FREAK needs validation. It's like REEETARDS who ACT OUT in school.
MOMMY DIDN'T LOVE THE POOR TROLL.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 01:45 AM (C02p4)

824 Oh I see why he came over here. He got told to fuck off by ace in the thread above and wanted to keep spouting off his bullshit.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 01:46 AM (oVQFe)

825 I took some shit one night for drunkenly going off
on some dumbass posting as Samuel Adams. Not our guy from Kansas, some
whiny bitch from NJ complaining about getting forclosed on for not
paying his mortgage. I cussed him out, Maet even warned him, he went
away and was never heard from again, but I still took shit for it for a
couple of days.


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:44 AM (d88g9)
--I remember that one, but I don't recall a mortgage issue but rather he was begging us to read his blog or something like that. He also had arduously long posts for an ONT.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:46 AM (BP6Z1)

826 fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap


Posted by: BOOBIES at October 14, 2010 01:45 AM (zxpIo)

How do you fap the boobies? I think we need some video here?

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:46 AM (d88g9)

827 I can feel myself long time.

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:47 AM (wFMDa)

828 MOMMY DIDN'T LOVE THE POOR TROLL.

What the fuck is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't mommy and daddy give you enough attention?

Posted by: Gunny Hartmann at October 14, 2010 01:48 AM (d88g9)

829 Oh wait. I've been spermed. Never mind. Me happy!

Posted by: Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:48 AM (wFMDa)

830 No offense fluffy.

None taken. But when someone serves up a meatball like that, ya gotta take a swing.

Posted by: fluffy, compulsive sock puppeter at October 14, 2010 01:48 AM (SwkdU)

831 How do you fap the boobies?


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:46 AM (d88g9)
Silly Bomber, boobies fap you!

Posted by: BOOBIES at October 14, 2010 01:48 AM (zxpIo)

832 fap fap fap

Posted by: Bommber in OT's bummer at October 14, 2010 01:49 AM (wFMDa)

833 I remember that one, but I don't recall a mortgage issue but rather he was begging us to read his blog or something like that.

Had to read the blog for the mortgage shit. I vaguely remember him being Jewish and accusing me of being anti-Semitic before he left, but like I said, I was pretty damn drunk. Kinda like now, only more pissed off.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:49 AM (d88g9)

834 More pretty music in waltz time.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2010 01:49 AM (No0N3)

835 titty fucking FTW

Posted by: The Dude at October 14, 2010 01:50 AM (Ig1Wo)

836 Silly Bomber, boobies fap you!

Oh I gotta have a video of that.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:50 AM (d88g9)

837 Bomber, I have been there. Opening that CAN of WHUPPP-ASS on a pathetic HOMO-TROLL can reflect badly on the WHUPPPP-ER.
Giving a SHIT HEAD a well deserved SMACK DOWN, puts YOU at RISK. At risk of being THROWN OVERBOARD.
You do the dirty work. You tale out the TRASH.
You get hung out to dry as EXTREME.
It's hilarious

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 01:50 AM (C02p4)

838 Fucking trolls. Now let's get back to wet-asses. Like mine.

Posted by: BomberOff Topic's Yearning Anus at October 14, 2010 01:51 AM (wFMDa)

839 How do you fap the boobies? I think we need some video here?


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:46 AM (d88g9)
I think this boobie on boobie action about covers it;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scL44dc3vI

Posted by: Some Moron at October 14, 2010 01:51 AM (bgcml)

840 Stupid beer. Linky to pretty waltz time music.

Posted by: huerfano at October 14, 2010 01:51 AM (No0N3)

841 Ohh.... I didn't know there was such a thing as an electric violin... What's the girl word for fapping?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:52 AM (8uDC8)

842 I took some shit one night for drunkenly going off
on some dumbass posting as Samuel Adams. Not our guy from Kansas, some
whiny bitch from NJ complaining about getting forclosed on for not
paying his mortgage. I cussed him out, Maet even warned him, he went
away and was never heard from again, but I still took shit for it for a
couple of days.


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:44 AM (d88g9)

Kisses lover. I have the beer, do you have the stamina?

Posted by: Samuel Adams, possibly on the down low. at October 14, 2010 01:52 AM (Jx0x6)

843 Come on Maet, help me out here. Navy birthday present or something.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:52 AM (d88g9)

844 Ohh.... I didn't know there was such a thing as an electric violin... What's the girl word for fapping?

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:52 AM (8uDC
Shoe shopping?

Posted by: Some Moron at October 14, 2010 01:53 AM (bgcml)

845 titty fucking FTW

Silly me, i was thinking plain old motorboating.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 01:53 AM (mKD26)

846 Here comes the hammer . . .

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:53 AM (BP6Z1)

847 Damn, I hate it when they escape before we finish disemboweling them.

Ah, well, past my bedtime anyway. Sweet dreams, kids, see y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Peaches at October 14, 2010 01:53 AM (zxpIo)

848 844 Ohh.... I didn't know there was such a thing as an electric violin... What's the girl word for fapping?
Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:52 AM (8uDC
For a lot of women it would be Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2010 01:54 AM (oVQFe)

849 jizzzzzzzzz

Posted by: BomberTotally Not Off Topic at October 14, 2010 01:54 AM (wFMDa)

850 Tata~

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:54 AM (8uDC8)

851 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:54 AM (d88g9)

852 Good night, Peaches!!

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 01:54 AM (BP6Z1)

853 bye sweet Peaches!

Posted by: sickinmass at October 14, 2010 01:54 AM (1rflU)

854 Bye Peaches.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 01:55 AM (C02p4)

855 847 - New keyboard, please.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:55 AM (8uDC8)

856 fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

Posted by: OffTopic at Storm Front at October 14, 2010 01:56 AM (BP6Z1)

857 I'm out too. my dog is giving me the stink eye.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2010 01:56 AM (mKD26)

858 846 Come on Maet, help me out here. Navy birthday present or something.
Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:52 AM (d88g9)

How about this - Happy B-day Navy



[crap - it didn't work - see above last item in main post]

Posted by: Mtenloch at October 14, 2010 01:57 AM (R8rsg)

859 Good enough for me. I'm happy now.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:57 AM (d88g9)

860 I don't have an orgasmic appreciation of shoe shopping, unlike some people.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:58 AM (8uDC8)

861 WELL PLAYED MAET.
WELL PLAYED.
Tom Jefferson and John Q. Adams made their mark.
Late ALBEIT.

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 01:59 AM (C02p4)

862 I'm on my third version of Docandthelady's Ashokan Farewell, and all I can say is goddamn that lady is cute. Especially in period costume. Who knew buttoned-up collars and floor-length skirts could be so sexy?

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 01:59 AM (d88g9)

863 863
I don't have an orgasmic appreciation of shoe shopping, unlike some people.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 01:58 AM (8uDC
--How about for our president?

Posted by: Scarlett Johanssen at October 14, 2010 01:59 AM (BP6Z1)

864 Dammit, spend 2 hours masturbating to Mila Kunis deciphering Viking runes, and completely miss stomping a new troll.

Posted by: Waterhouse at October 14, 2010 02:00 AM (3iXQh)

865 Ugchhh. No.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 02:01 AM (8uDC8)

866 Kickass video Maet. Before my time, but my helos were brand spanking new back then.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 02:01 AM (d88g9)

867 [spam]

Posted by: doudoune moncler at October 14, 2010 02:03 AM (YECUh)

868 My problem is all of the McDonalds CARBON FOOT PRINT.
This meme is still "en vogue" n'est ce pas???

Posted by: gus at October 14, 2010 02:04 AM (C02p4)

869 Good night BBD!

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 02:05 AM (BP6Z1)

870 Holy fuck HC-2 made that video! The Fleet Angels, in a fuckin' SH-2! Outfuckingstanding.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 02:06 AM (d88g9)

871 Ooh, that ready on arrival video is looking good. Will have to revisit tomorrow since it's almost a half hour.

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 02:07 AM (BP6Z1)

872 Well I'm happy now. Cool Navy vid, troll is gone, I'm still lit. It's been a good day.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 02:08 AM (d88g9)

873 Well all that rum I've been drinking all night is telling me I gotta piss. And since the bathroom is closer to the bed than it is to the computer, I probably won't be back. See y'all tomorrow.

Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 02:09 AM (d88g9)

874 875
Well I'm happy now. Cool Navy vid, troll is gone, I'm still lit. It's been a good day.


Posted by: Bomber at October 14, 2010 02:08 AM (d88g9)
--Ditto on all counts. I had best quit while I'm ahead.Have a good night, all!!

Posted by: logprof at October 14, 2010 02:11 AM (BP6Z1)

875 Welp, since everyone's going to bed and I'm falling asleep, I better go crash. Had fun delurking. Stay cool, people.

Posted by: thisheavenlyhell at October 14, 2010 02:12 AM (8uDC8)

Posted by: kevin117 at October 14, 2010 02:16 AM (6m+Bj)

877 Oooo, I've been looking for Drip Coffee Makers that match my discount handbags!!

Posted by: fluffy, compulsive shopper at October 14, 2010 02:18 AM (SwkdU)

878 Aaaaaaaaaannnnd huffpo covers the O'Donnell/Coons debate:


Christine O'Donnell Stumped When Asked To Name A Recent Supreme Court Decision She Disagrees With (VIDEO)

Posted by: arhooley at October 14, 2010 02:51 AM (n6Ugn)

879 And now, your official Alex update:
1) A buddy of mine was right, Ashland, OR has far too many pretty girls.
2) Most of them seem to b e lesbians.
3) This is based off of one bar on a Wednesday night.
4) fuck, I can type a lot faster and a hell of a lot more accurately when I'm drunk.
5) Oregon smells funny.
6) Never, ever, try to drive through San Francisco. That place sucks and should be cleansed off the map in nuclear fire.
7) Why is the room spinning...?

Posted by: Alex at October 14, 2010 02:59 AM (uHkiw)

880 7) Why is the room spinning...?

Because the beer is just too fucking good.

Posted by: Samuel Adams, possibly on the down low. at October 14, 2010 03:07 AM (Jx0x6)

881 7) Why is the room spinning...?


Vertigo

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Posted by: Lewis at October 14, 2010 12:51 PM (Y3uPw)

885 Or Tootsie Rolls?
Who doesn't like a nice Tootsie Roll now and then?

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