Harry Reid: Vote For Chris Coons, "He's My Pet"

Really?

Really.

"I'm going to be very honest with you — Chris Coons, everybody knows him in the Democratic caucus. He's my pet. He's my favorite candidate," Reid said.

Just a slip of the tongue, I guess. Surely he wouldn't beta male-ize a candidate for Senate. Must have meant something else. Right?

"Let me tell you about him: A graduate of Yale Divinity School. Yale Law School. A two-time national debate champion. He represents two-thirds of the state now, in an elected capacity. I don't know if you've ever seen him or heard him speak, but he is a dynamic speaker. I don't mean loud or long; he's a communicator. So that's how I feel about Delaware. I've always thought Chris Coons is going to win. I told him that and I tried to get him to run. I'm glad he's running. I just think the world of him. He's my pet."

Every once in a while Harry Reid tells the truth, and it's just magnificent.

Posted by: Ace at 05:58 PM



Comments

1 I'm not saying a damn thing.

Posted by: dick cheese at September 15, 2010 05:59 PM (S5YRY)

2 Magnificent? I'd say it's FABULOUS.

Posted by: Attila (Pillage Idiot) at September 15, 2010 06:00 PM (nvY6z)

3 My Precious!

Posted by: Gollum Reid at September 15, 2010 06:00 PM (RDnvk)

4 OK Harry Reid is just odd.

Posted by: Dan at September 15, 2010 06:00 PM (1jzSs)

5 Just damn. This may by itself change the course of this election. If O'Donnell doesn't put that in an ad she is an idiot.

Posted by: rockmom at September 15, 2010 06:00 PM (w/gVZ)

6 Sorry Coons, but that job is gonna suck.

Posted by: Mr. Bigglesworth at September 15, 2010 06:00 PM (BP6Z1)

7 The "ewwww" factor is high.

Posted by: AngelEm at September 15, 2010 06:00 PM (tRFko)

8 Perhaps Reid is just confused by his name.

Posted by: wiserbud at September 15, 2010 06:01 PM (EW49d)

9 Coons for Porkulus II.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 15, 2010 06:01 PM (xtAfO)

10 Oh. Wow. Do we even need to say the obligatory "What if a republican had said it..."

Perhaps keeping Reid around just to have him screw everybody else up is not a bad idea. Just kidding, but really... Wow.

Posted by: Paradigm Shift at September 15, 2010 06:01 PM (pPXqD)

11 He might as well have said "he's my precious".

Posted by: EC at September 15, 2010 06:02 PM (f4TZ2)

12 Harry Reid, doing his best to help Republicans make the best of a tough decision they just made. Who says their isn't any love. Why if only our side was so helpful.

Karl...

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 15, 2010 06:02 PM (0q2P7)

13 PET= LAPDOG

Posted by: Speller at September 15, 2010 06:02 PM (qaOKJ)

14 I believe Coons was also a lobbyist.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 15, 2010 06:03 PM (xtAfO)

15 He's my pet. bitch, Reid said.
FIFY.

Posted by: Never Mind at September 15, 2010 06:03 PM (B8bAF)

16 I don't know if you've ever seen him or heard him speak, but he is a dynamic speaker.

What is it with Democrats and their weakness for people with pretty sounding voices?


Posted by: wiserbud at September 15, 2010 06:03 PM (EW49d)

17 Vote, Coons!

Posted by: Meggie Mac at September 15, 2010 06:03 PM (RDnvk)

18 I take him to bars with me, girls just can't resist his cuddly cuteness.

Posted by: harry reid at September 15, 2010 06:04 PM (S5YRY)

19 Self-described Marxist Chris Coons...

(warning, Politico link)

Posted by: someone at September 15, 2010 06:04 PM (DfAwB)

20 Goofy was a dog who owned a dog named Pluto. Now that just ain't right.

Posted by: eleven at September 15, 2010 06:04 PM (7DB+a)

21 Check his tags. You sure he's not one of ours?

Posted by: GOP Establishment at September 15, 2010 06:04 PM (FcR7P)

22 Slip of the tongue?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo ( NJConservative) at September 15, 2010 06:04 PM (LH6ir)

23 Reid just made the Delaware Senate race a referendum on HIMSELF.

Has he checked how he's polling?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 15, 2010 06:05 PM (ZJ/un)

24 Harry has a pet Coons......raaaaacist!
Although he can speak with a negro dialect when he chooses

Posted by: JC at September 15, 2010 06:05 PM (hOpHW)

25 Oh man, there's some great commercials in this one.

Harry's poodle doesn't bite the hand that feeds him?

When you elect Chris, Harry holds the leash?


Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2010 06:05 PM (o+SC1)

26 Is this technically a double post?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 15, 2010 06:06 PM (xtAfO)

27 Goofydidn't own me, he was just the alpha.

Posted by: Pluto at September 15, 2010 06:06 PM (qaOKJ)

28 I just think the world of him. He's my pet...and once he's in the Senate, I can use him to chase off the smelly tourists.
Go get em boy!
Good Coons.

Posted by: MikeTheMoose at September 15, 2010 06:06 PM (0q2P7)

29 Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2010 06:05 PM (o+SC1)
Truly outrageous!

Posted by: Meggie Mac at September 15, 2010 06:07 PM (RDnvk)

30 Which # was "the potential Coons self-implosion" on the "silver lining" post, Ace? Because the way these commiecrats are acting, the candidate himself doesn't have to implode.. just ladle on shit like this.

If O'Donnell's smart, she gets an ad up on this out right quick. Smear Reid's shit all over him.

Posted by: Filly at September 15, 2010 06:07 PM (MOnXm)

31 A graduate of Yale Divinity School. Yale Law School.
And, remarkably, he isn't a minister or a lawyer!

Posted by: Never Mind at September 15, 2010 06:07 PM (B8bAF)

32 I didn't mean pet,... he's a working Coon hound.

Posted by: Harry at September 15, 2010 06:07 PM (qaOKJ)

33 Love the bearded Marxist article @19. Gee, how on Earth could a conservative win in Delaware?

Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2010 06:08 PM (FcR7P)

34 I interpret Harry's words as Help me, I think I am having a stroke.

Posted by: toby928 at September 15, 2010 06:08 PM (S5YRY)

35 Paging Slublog, Paging Slublog. Photoshop time.

Posted by: Benson at September 15, 2010 06:08 PM (qzcNU)

36 To bad He couldn't have added my Pet Rockhead

Posted by: willow at September 15, 2010 06:08 PM (/x2TR)

37 Did I mention that this Coons does not speak with a Negro accent or have dark skin?

Posted by: Harry Reid (D - Dipshit) at September 15, 2010 06:08 PM (BP6Z1)

38 My pretty!

Posted by: Wicked Reid of the West at September 15, 2010 06:08 PM (fgCQL)

39 33
I didn't mean pet,... he's a working Coon hound.
A petting buddy?

Posted by: Kratos (Ghost of Sparta) at September 15, 2010 06:08 PM (c0A3e)

40 Only slightly OT: The AP just put up a story painting a very rosy picture for the GOP in November.

Yes, really. The AP!

Read it here:

tiny.cc/z1ffx

Sample from the article:

"I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure that they're out of office," said independent voter Robbin Payton of Newport News, Va., reflecting just how toxic the environment is for the party in power.

Overall, it's an extraordinarily dreary backdrop for Obama's beleaguered party. And with just seven weeks until Election Day, Democrats are running out of options to mitigate widespread expected losses of House, Senate and governor's seats from coast to coast on Nov. 2.

Posted by: sauropod at September 15, 2010 06:08 PM (GPm6P)

41 Sheesh...

OK here is a quick commercial....

15 sec spot

COD is sitting in her backyard with a small dog on her lap.
Overplay Reid saying Coon's is his pet.
Cut back to COD.
COD say "Coons may be Harry Reid's pet, but I am no one's lapdog"

Posted by: Rickshaw Jack at September 15, 2010 06:09 PM (uztAS)

42 *swat*

Quit licking your damn balls, Coons!

Posted by: angler at September 15, 2010 06:09 PM (SwjAj)

43 Well, it's a good thing Chris Coons isn't black. Otherwise Reid would really be in trouble.
What's that? You say Reid would never say something so gaff-tastic?
Google "light skinned" and "negro dialect" and see what pops up.

Posted by: ed at September 15, 2010 06:09 PM (Zsqn4)

44 I've heard his last name was originally Africanus but he changed it out of respect for the rich history of the Democratic Party.

Posted by: not at the table Carlos at September 15, 2010 06:10 PM (xtAfO)

45 "PET= LAPDOG"

Woof!!

Posted by: newton at September 15, 2010 06:10 PM (q5ZJk)

46 Quit tongue-punching me, Harry! You treat me like a dog...

Posted by: Chris Coons at September 15, 2010 06:10 PM (FcR7P)

47 Who knew that Harry had a butt buddy? Just keeping up with the Barneys and such in the Dem caucus I guess.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 15, 2010 06:10 PM (ktYjH)

48 Rickshaw, nice.

Posted by: willow at September 15, 2010 06:10 PM (/x2TR)

49 So, what's Harry Reid's personal approval rating among Delaware voters?

Posted by: stuiec at September 15, 2010 06:10 PM (fgCQL)

50 "Paging Slublog, Paging Slublog. Photoshop time."

Hope he has one for the new logo too.

Posted by: someone at September 15, 2010 06:10 PM (DfAwB)

51 I'm so disturbed right now.I need to go look at pictures of cute puppies to heal my poor brain.

Posted by: EmilyM. at September 15, 2010 06:10 PM (zDZdp)

52 Maybe Harry meant 'Maine'?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2010 06:12 PM (3phFo)

53
Harry Reid: Knocks off ten points from alead with a single sentence.

Posted by: Chris Coons at September 15, 2010 06:12 PM (Hq48F)

54 so ..if a great friend of his is a pet, what arewecitizens?
well besides atax unit

Posted by: willow at September 15, 2010 06:13 PM (/x2TR)

55 Just wait until some of the comments that Coons made after his little trip to Kenya make the rounds. Obama will be slobbering all over him, which should pretty much guarantee his defeat.

Posted by: USS Titanic Brass Polishers Union at September 15, 2010 06:13 PM (IhHdM)

56 ot got a message from my children's schools....the president recorded a message that is being shown to them tomorrow in class.......it's not enough he wastes his time in office he also wastes our kids time

Posted by: phoenixgirl at September 15, 2010 06:13 PM (eOXTH)

57 Get your tongue out of my asshole Coonsy. Dogs do that. You're not a dog, are ya Coonsy?

You do however have all the qualities of a dog. All except loyalty.

Feed him to the pigs, Nancy.

Posted by: Bricktop Reid at September 15, 2010 06:13 PM (nKomG)

58 We had a pet coon in our yard once. He'd steal the cat food.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2010 06:14 PM (UOM48)

59 Any comment from Rory *whose last name shall not be mentioned*?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 15, 2010 06:15 PM (UOM48)

60 When Coons gets up on our porch Momma just chases him off with a broom.

Posted by: forrest sifty at September 15, 2010 06:16 PM (nKomG)

61 It's because he speaks w/no discernable dialect, right?
Or perhaps he uses a potent deodorant that combats any odor that would stink up the Hill like those damn familes visiting the Capitol during the summer?

Posted by: laceyunderalls at September 15, 2010 06:16 PM (pLTLS)

62
Reid is right. If Reid keeps his power at Senate Majority Leader, and Coons wins, Coons will be Reid'd pet. And that "pet" will vote lock-step for liberty-kill (D).


Posted by: Lemon Kitten at September 15, 2010 06:17 PM (0fzsA)

63 I don't count this as an "implosion" thing because it wasn't Coons, it was Reid, and further, it's not such a big deal, and still further, to even get any traction on it we need the MFM to mention it, and they won't.

It's more funny than helpful.

Posted by: ace at September 15, 2010 06:17 PM (KUUXH)

64 Audio?!

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 15, 2010 06:17 PM (bAySe)

65 What a truly amazingly horrible comment to say. Coons is still heavily favored to win in DE, but seriously, the worst possible person just said the worst possible thing about Chris Coons to independents...and then reemphasized it. It might actually move the needle a bit.

I wish we didn't have a shady grifter as a candidate.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 15, 2010 06:17 PM (NjYDy)

66 Does this count as one of the 5 things Ace mentioned that would have to happen for her to win? 4 to go...

Posted by: Danny Noonan at September 15, 2010 06:17 PM (3qC6a)

67 Finally! I catch a break!

Posted by: toby the beagle at September 15, 2010 06:17 PM (3phFo)

68 It will make a hell of a campaign commercial regardless. Harry Reid is popular exactly nowhere. He isn't even popular in Nevada, for chrissakes. Pretty funny.

Posted by: Jeff B. at September 15, 2010 06:18 PM (NjYDy)

69 The Democrats know that Reid is their Custer at the Battle of 2010.

That has to feel pretty scary for a bunch of commies.

Posted by: sifty at September 15, 2010 06:19 PM (nKomG)

70 We really do not need a Taiwanese animation of Chris Coons humping Harry Reid's leg, now do we

Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2010 06:21 PM (o+SC1)

71 Plasma!Dog Plasma!
Best.Cartoon.Ever!!!

Posted by: Meggie Mac at September 15, 2010 06:21 PM (RDnvk)

72 I am concerned that this will cause the GOP to do something about this comment, thereby causing something bad, which will make it difficult to decide who to vote for.

Posted by: Early concerned Christian at September 15, 2010 06:22 PM (nKomG)

73 "I wish we didn't have a shady grifter as a candidate."

The primary was yesterday.

Posted by: someone at September 15, 2010 06:23 PM (DfAwB)

74 after Coons heard the remark, did He wag his tail or growl?
do we know?

Posted by: willow at September 15, 2010 06:24 PM (/x2TR)

75 OK Harry Reid is just odd.
He's also old. "Pet" used to mean more things than it does now, including something like "bro." But it was always a really creepy-sounding version of "bro."

Posted by: oblig. at September 15, 2010 06:24 PM (x7Ao8)

76 willow: I believe he licked.

Because, as the old riddle goes, he can.

Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2010 06:25 PM (o+SC1)

77 Join the Dem Party, where they treat you like pets.
hmm What was Clinton's dogs name?

Posted by: willow at September 15, 2010 06:26 PM (/x2TR)

78 I like to make him put on the foil.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 15, 2010 06:27 PM (tkcGj)

79 Related?
Dead man found in LA airport restroom, his head covered in a bag and hands bound. Authorities suspect suicide. Suicide?

Posted by: USS Titanic Brass Polishers Union at September 15, 2010 06:28 PM (IhHdM)

80 Reid was just trying to help Coons with a nice soundbyte for a campaign commercial. Since everybody likes Reid so much.

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 15, 2010 06:28 PM (tkcGj)

81 How many cans of Alpo are needed to feed Harry's pet??

Posted by: Thomas at September 15, 2010 06:28 PM (l7W2k)

82 Well at leesht heesh not O'donnell, am i rite booyz?!!1 Hee is teh elektibel, not 1 ov those krazies what steel elekshons from there righfull winners!11!

Posted by: Drunk Karl at September 15, 2010 06:29 PM (12dr4)

83 He talks about me like I'm a dog.

Posted by: Chris Coons at September 15, 2010 06:29 PM (pfStM)

84 Harry like the kink.

Posted by: Coons at September 15, 2010 06:30 PM (tkcGj)

85 "87
He talks about me like I'm a dog."
Thread winner

Posted by: someone at September 15, 2010 06:31 PM (DfAwB)

86 80
Chris Coons: Harry Reid's Buddy

Posted by: The Q at September 15, 2010 06:31 PM (pfStM)

87 Picture, if you will, Harry Reid, in gartered stockings, a g-string and pasties, dancing around in his room and singing to an 8 x 10 glossy of Chris Coons:

You're my baby; you're my pet. We fell in love on the night we met.

Yup, it's cruel.

Posted by: ya2daup at September 15, 2010 06:32 PM (yRrAd)

88 He's also old. "Pet" used to mean more things than it does now, including something like "bro." But it was always a really creepy-sounding version of "bro."~oblig.
What's the matter with protégé or disciple? I thought these Dems were highly educated nuanced wordsmiths.

Posted by: Speller at September 15, 2010 06:33 PM (qaOKJ)

89 Harry, is that a pet in your pocket, or are you just happy to see us?

Posted by: ya2daup at September 15, 2010 06:33 PM (yRrAd)

90 Never imagined Dingy Harry was a fan:

http://tinyurl.com/28d8k74

10
Second
Pet

LOL.


Posted by: shibumi at September 15, 2010 06:34 PM (OKZrE)

91 Does this mean that a Democratic Senate is now a
PET CEMETARY?

Posted by: SukitTREBEK at September 15, 2010 06:38 PM (jBC6p)

92 Can I get a COONS bumper sticker at
PETSMART?

Posted by: SukitTREBEK at September 15, 2010 06:39 PM (jBC6p)

93 "I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure
that they're out of office," said independent voter Robbin Payton of
Newport News, Va., reflecting just how toxic the environment is for the
party in power.


Posted by: sauropod at September 15, 2010 06:08 PM (GPm6P)
The Waldorf Salad Effect.Remember the last episode of Fawlty Towers? A hard-ass American and his English wife arrive at the hotel late, and Basil is too cheap to bribe his chef to stay and cook their dinner. It's not a hard order: screwdrivers to drink, steaks, and a Waldorf salad. Needless to say, Basil screws everything up and makes it worse by trying to make it look like someone else's fault, and the American tells his wife to get her bags -- they're leaving.As the American gives Basil what for in the lobby, all the resident guests of the hotel line up to watch. The American tells Basil that his is the worst excuse for a hotel that he's ever had the misfortune to set foot in, and Basil asks his resident guests if they're satisfied. None say a word, and Basil starts to offer the American a refund with a supercilious sneer -- and then a voice pipes up, "I'm not satisfied."And one by one each of the guests pours out a litany of complaints about the hotel's lousy service and shabby accommodations. The American's assessment of Fawlty Towers and its proprietor are fully vindicated.This is what we are seeing in the American political landscape today. It's the end of what rdbrewer called the Abilene Paradox: because a few individuals were pushed past their limit and spoke up about how crappy the ruling regime is, the people at large have now discovered that everyone else around them is as unhappy and fed up as they are.This is why we get such perverse pleasure out of watching the floundering and flopping of Gibbs and Pelosi and Reid and Obama: they're playing the comic role of Basil Fawlty, insisting against all objective evidence that everything is fine and that any problems that might exist are definitely someone else's fault. What made Basil such an enduring character was his obvious knowledge that everything was on the verge of total collapse and only his desperate machinations could keep his entire life from falling down around his ears -- and that's what makes today's Democrat leaders and Obama Administration officials just as funny as he was.

Posted by: stuiec at September 15, 2010 06:39 PM (fgCQL)

94 65
I don't count this as an "implosion" thing because it wasn't Coons, it was Reid

Reid isn't an implosion, he's a veritable black hole.

Posted by: pep at September 15, 2010 06:42 PM (0K3p3)

95 6 Sorry Coons, but that job is gonna suck.
----
His pet....gonna suck.....slip of the toungue. Oy, keep your sexual pervisions to yourself Harry. TMI for the entire country to know about you dog toy, though not a surprise. Is he a "furry" too harry or do you not prefer the constume?

Posted by: Indi at September 15, 2010 06:45 PM (3lgKr)

96
He's also old. "Pet" used to mean more things
than it does now, including something like "bro." But it was always a
really creepy-sounding version of "bro."

Posted by: oblig. at September 15, 2010 06:24 PM (x7Ao
Yes, if you go back to the 1890s, you find the usage you're looking for -- as in "teacher's pet." Only, since the 1950s when Rock Hudson and Doris Day made a movie of that name, "teacher's pet" has been sexualized in common usage (like in The Police's "Don't Stand So Close to Me," Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher," or Venom's "Teacher's Pet").

Posted by: stuiec at September 15, 2010 06:45 PM (fgCQL)

97 From the makers of " Oliver Twist"
and the Producers of " Charlie and the chocolate factory"
and the director of 'Harry Potter"
comes a movie so horrifying that not even satan could watch
"HARRY AND HIS CHOCOLATE PET FACTORY"

Posted by: SukitTREBEK at September 15, 2010 06:45 PM (jBC6p)

98 They talk about ME like I'm a dog.

Posted by: Chris Coons at September 15, 2010 06:46 PM (h60Tu)

99 My Pet of the Month is...

Posted by: bob guccioni at September 15, 2010 06:47 PM (9Pzy7)

100 Oh get your minds out of the gutter people.

All I meant was Chris Coons comes over my house once a week and screams at my ass on all fours.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 15, 2010 06:48 PM (h60Tu)

101
Chris Coons, he's a good pet. His Marxist beard hair sometimes sheds a little too much during the summer, but he doesn't smell as bad as some of those animals I encounter roaming around the halls here in D.C.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 15, 2010 06:51 PM (H1bxs)

102 Harry Reid was likely trying to say that Coons' campaign was a "pet project" of his. Of course, this doesn't make it look any better for Coons, since it implies that it isn't an important race for Democrats.

Posted by: Alex at September 15, 2010 06:51 PM (K9+WM)

103 I bet Coons is as nervous as a hamster in a San Fran Sisco pet store.

Posted by: SukitTREBEK at September 15, 2010 06:52 PM (jBC6p)

104 by: stuiec at September 15, 2010 06:39 PM (fgCQL)

LOL! I loved that show. So, is Coons the hapless Manuel to Reid's Basil?

Posted by: kathysaysso at September 15, 2010 06:52 PM (ZtwUX)

105

This is funny. When you go to Coons' campaign website, the splash page has a huge picture of O'Donnell.

An attractive picture of O'Donnell.

What kind of idiot posts a good photo of his opponent as the first photo on his website???

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 15, 2010 06:52 PM (P9+0W)

106 Just a slip of the tongue, I guess
More like a slip of the tongue punch. So is Coons a dog, or some other kinda pet like a wolverine or a goat?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at September 15, 2010 06:56 PM (3k6GF)

107 AP: Reid: "We don't gnaw on our kitteh."

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 15, 2010 06:57 PM (tkcGj)

108 Hey, don't look at me!

Posted by: Michael Vick at September 15, 2010 06:58 PM (9Pzy7)

109 I just think the world of him. He's my pet.
"Now that's just creepy.

Posted by: katya, the designated driver at September 15, 2010 06:59 PM (Q6Mjq)

110 If Coons was a black man, he'd be light-skinned, with very little ghetto accent.

Posted by: Harry "Mr. Inappropriate" Reid at September 15, 2010 07:01 PM (tkcGj)

111 First (of many, we hope) rework of the new Dems' logo

Posted by: ya2daup at September 15, 2010 07:01 PM (yRrAd)

112 Chris Coons seems pretty comfortable admitting he's a bearded Marxist and Harry Reid's "pet." How I took that? Reid is telling DE that electing Coons is going to pay off for them big time. He's on the fast track. Now the polls. We were all talking about PPP a few days ago. They have a new poll out.

Had longtime Congressman Mike Castle won last night, he would have had a 45-35 lead over Coons. Coons performs 26 points better against O'Donnell than Castle. Castle has been elected statewide 12 times, but O’Donnell has lost bids for each of Delaware’s Senate seats by margins of 30 and 41 points, in stronger Democratic years 2006 and 2008.

Castle would have pulled 30% of Democrats, almost twice as many as Coons’ 16% of Republicans, and held a 45-27 lead with independents. Against O’Donnell, Coons almost reverses those trends, getting 25% of Republicans to O’Donnell’s 13% of Democrats, and flipping independents by 24 points to a 42-36 lead.

O’Donnell is much better known but much less liked than Coons, with a 29-5 favorability rating to Coons’ 31-33. Almost as many, 40%, think O’Donnell is too conservative, as the 45% who think Castle “about right.” By a 49-31 margin, Delawareans think O’Donnell not fit to hold public office, but they see Castle as fit by a 59-26 margin—a difference of 51 points. The 2010 electorate reports voting for Obama over John McCain in 2008 by only 14 points, much less than the president’s actual 25-point victory. But without Obama’s running mate Joe Biden on the ballot, Democratic turnout was bound to drop, as Republican excitement has waned slightly in Alaska without Sarah Palin up for a vote.

Obama and Biden outperformed 2004 nominee John Kerry by 16 points, so the enthusiasm on Delaware’s left is still outpacing that in other states.
“A small group of Delaware Republicans most likely cost their party this seat and any chance at gaining control of the Senate last night,” said Dean Debnam, President of Public Policy Polling. “What has looked like an easy Republican win the entire cycle now looks like an easy one for Democrats.”

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 15, 2010 07:02 PM (mHQ7T)

113 Pets are amusing.

Posted by: Jaba the Hut at September 15, 2010 07:02 PM (qaOKJ)

114 Sorry, everything after the first paragraph in italics, but strike it pretty much.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 15, 2010 07:03 PM (mHQ7T)

115 This is funny. When you go to Coons' campaign website, the splash page has a huge picture of O'Donnell. An attractive picture of O'Donnell.What kind of idiot posts a good photo of his opponent as the first photo on his website???

To the deranged left, a picture of an attractive, hetero, woman-type politician is like noon sunshine to a vampire,penicillin to the clap, Amdro to fireants......

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 15, 2010 07:03 PM (2g2ex)

116 hmm What was Clinton's dogs name?
Splat???

Posted by: andycanuck at September 15, 2010 07:08 PM (3phFo)

117 This is funny. When you go to Coons' campaign website, the splash page
has a huge picture of O'Donnell.

That screen also has as a core Coons position the following genius-nugget:

A leader focused on creating jobs, not opening our coastlines to more dangerous off-shore drilling.

Holy fucking cognitive dissonance from a supposed silver-tongued "national debate champion". I guess jobs in the oil and gas industry aren't real jobs or something.

Posted by: Waterhouse at September 15, 2010 07:10 PM (wAncH)

118 aaaahahahahahahahahahahah
Tattoo De Plane
thinks there is a difference between Coons and Castle
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
what a dumb ass

Posted by: SukitTREBEK at September 15, 2010 07:12 PM (jBC6p)

119 You can't blame Harry. He's under alot of stress. I've been remodeling his office for the past three months.

Posted by: Senate Majority Leader-elect Dick Durbin at September 15, 2010 07:13 PM (uCjoj)

120 If there's audio of this, there is a God.
If there's video of this, there is a God and he hates Chris Coons.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at September 15, 2010 07:28 PM (nNWUP)

121 This is arrogance, condescension, or extreme perversion on display.

Or some mix of all three.

Posted by: doug at September 15, 2010 07:29 PM (dDxif)

122 The sock is a trap!

Posted by: Warthog at September 15, 2010 07:33 PM (nNWUP)

123 Harry Reid

He's the gift that keeps on gaffing

Posted by: Guvnah at September 15, 2010 07:36 PM (SSTRU)

124 Something else that's striking is how long Reid goes on about what a great communicator this guy is. Ok, so he speaks well.

Can he actually /do/ anything?

Posted by: bkw at September 15, 2010 07:37 PM (34O+x)

125 Ooooooohhh boy!!!...another one o them thar' Iveeee-leagers...they's so smart an evry thang...!!!...thank I'm gonna vote fer that Coon feller fer sure!

Posted by: Slack-Jawed Yokel at September 15, 2010 07:42 PM (5qJM5)

126 Harry and Chris, AHBFL!
(asshole buddies for life)

Posted by: maddogg at September 15, 2010 07:47 PM (DqSon)

127 It puts the lotion on its skin.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 15, 2010 07:47 PM (tkcGj)

128 Huma...she's MY pet.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 15, 2010 07:48 PM (8Z/FE)

129 *licks lips*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 15, 2010 07:48 PM (8Z/FE)

130 I walk his dinosaur.

Posted by: Chris the Pet Coons at September 15, 2010 07:49 PM (vPTsz)

131 Every once in a while Harry Reid tells the truth, and it's just magnificent.
By gawd that right there was effin' funny. Italic and all.

Posted by: davis,br at September 15, 2010 07:50 PM (uCShA)

132 O'Donnell?.... I'd hit it.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at September 15, 2010 07:52 PM (8Z/FE)

133 102 They talk about ME like I'm a dog.
Posted by: Chris Coons at September 15, 2010 06:46 PM (h60Tu)
Goddamn it Coons...it's ME they're talking to like a dog!

Posted by: B+rry Obow+mao at September 15, 2010 07:55 PM (8Z/FE)

134 I like em on all fours. Haw.
Haw

Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 15, 2010 07:55 PM (8Z/FE)

135 thinks there is a difference between Coons and Castle
One would have voted with the GOP three out of four times at least.



Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at September 15, 2010 07:57 PM (mHQ7T)

136 Harry Ried: "He's just so lovely."
"Why, I can't even go to the ATM machine with Coons around! Too distracting!"
"I used to shoot hoops with Coons."
"Why, me, Obama, Chris, and the rest of the Coons' used to pile into the Escalade and bird dog bitches in Georgetown all night."

Posted by: SnortyMcBrearty at September 15, 2010 07:58 PM (JpBHP)

137 Clark Gable, not Rock Hudson, starred in 1958's Teacher's Pet.
Gig Young played the young stud.

Posted by: Little Miss Spellcheck at September 15, 2010 07:58 PM (xqhoO)

138 ...and you guys think I'm stupid!!!...Reid makes me look like a Rhodes
scholar.

Posted by: Sheriff Joe at September 15, 2010 07:58 PM (5qJM5)

139 i'd think any endorsement from Reid would be the kiss of death, but calling a grown man your pet has got to be the french kiss of death.

2 questions:

1. Does he sniff your crotch Senator Reid?
2. Don't you think Reid looks and sounds like Droopy Dog?

Posted by: cali grump at September 15, 2010 07:59 PM (hL0k8)

140 ...and you guys think I'm stupid!!!...Reid makes me look like a Rhodes scholar. STFU Joe. You were always the dumbest member of our caucus meetings and that's saying something.

Posted by: Former Senator Harry Reid at September 15, 2010 08:01 PM (uCjoj)

141 But will he call him George?

Posted by: Golem14 at September 15, 2010 08:01 PM (2X8VA)

142 115
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Posted by: ya2daup at September 15, 2010 07:01 PM (yRrAd)
--Bad link

Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2010 08:07 PM (BP6Z1)

143 111
AP: Reid: "We don't gnaw on our kitteh."

Posted by: rdbrewer at September 15, 2010 06:57 PM (tkcGj)

No, THIS is the thread winner...

Posted by: Drumwaster at September 15, 2010 08:13 PM (dWFSK)

144 Yo Tattoo...

The primary? That would be yesterday. I think that minor detail may have been mentioned here here and there

Posted by: Zimriel at September 15, 2010 09:28 PM (1HKg5)

145 Awkward statement is awkward.

Ugh! Maybe he's trying to help get Coons the furry vote?

Posted by: GhostShip at September 15, 2010 09:41 PM (4VxpQ)

146 Please tell me this is on video.

Posted by: Robin at September 15, 2010 10:54 PM (5OY7h)

147 ROBOT THEATER!!!!!!

Posted by: Robin at September 15, 2010 11:02 PM (5OY7h)

148 Fucking Tattoo seems to be on full automatic pilot. Would someone clue him in the plane has landed.

Posted by: alwyr at September 16, 2010 12:25 AM (w2++y)

149 142
...and you guys think I'm stupid!!!...Reid makes me look like a Rhodes Rhode Island scholar. Posted by: Sheriff Joe at September 15, 2010 07:58 PM (5qJM5)

Say, did I ever tell you about my rides on the choo-choo?

Posted by: ya2daup at September 16, 2010 12:34 AM (yRrAd)

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debate champion. He represents two-thirds of the state now, in an
elected capacity. I don't know if you've ever seen him or heard him
speak, but he is a dynamic speaker. I don't mean loud or long; he's a
communicator. So that's how I feel about Delaware."
--
Well fuck me. Two-time debate champ? Holy Shit! Speaks gud? Goddam! Honey; crack me open a Coors, we gotta vote for this motherfucker!

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